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Morning, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY) 2
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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 19, 2026 07:17 AM (cxFcK) 3
Thirsty Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 07:18 AM (gbOdA) 4
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e) 5
If you needed any confirmation that U2 sucks, you have not been paying attention.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 19, 2026 07:19 AM (6ydKt) 7
Good morning JJ.
I enjoy your work every weekday morning. Posted by: CapeFear at February 19, 2026 07:20 AM (xga6W) 8
If the illegal aliens were hot Asians and Latinas, the AWFLs would have their own SS squads protecting our border.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY) 9
U2 Attacks MAGA as ‘People of the Lie’ in Renee Good Protest Song ‘American Obituary’
Translation: "Look at us! We're still relevant!" Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY) 10
"Biden’s border chaos wasn’t accidental—it was a political strategy to reshape America’s electorate and expand left-wing power."
How is it that I have known this for years? This is no great revelation. I should be writing a column like VDH. Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F) 11
Thanks, JJ
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 19, 2026 07:23 AM (Uh9WD) 12
Find the secret backers and prosecute.
And if we want to get political here, charge these vermin six months after the 2026 elections so they are tied up for the next 18 months in court spending money on legal expenses. In gaming news, some are reporting the least epic disaster of Concord proportions Highguard had TenCents as their secret financial backer. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 07:24 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 07:25 AM (2GVsD) 14
Patel likes to makes announcements that big announcements are coming.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F) 15
Thank you, JJ, for all the news that's fit to print.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at February 19, 2026 07:25 AM (h/O4U) 16
Kash Patel Says the FBI Found Antifa’s Money
----- They haven't been all that shy about hiding it. They'll claim "FREE SPEECH!" as their primary defense. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 07:26 AM (ESVrU) 17
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at February 19, 2026 07:27 AM (tljrc) 18
I'm on the "defund the police" bandwagon now. I think NYC should do just that.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F) 19
. . .Patel didn't name specific donors, financial institutions, or nonprofits, but he did confirm that federal agents are examining whether funding flowed through U.S.-based nonprofit groups, including some with tax-exempt status, and whether foreign sources played a role.
He said more details could emerge in the coming months as the investigation develops. - Simply see the work that DataRepublican and others have published on X. BTW, she just came out with her first book: Unelected. https://tinyurl.com/y38r4ukn Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 19, 2026 07:27 AM (VFv8R) 20
J.J. must gather his links early. I sorta expected more info on Randy Andy's arrest.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 19, 2026 07:28 AM (uQesX) 21
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 19, 2026 07:30 AM (RiKhU) 22
Dozen Democrats Plot To Go AWOL For Trump State Of Union, Host Leftist Pep Rally Instead
---- This was fairly predictable. I'm surprised it's not more of them, but then I suppose a bunch of them want to attend to boo President Trump's speech and try to disrupt it as much as possible. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 07:30 AM (ESVrU) 23
I'm starting a column in which I will state facts people have know for years and then explain why those facts were ignored. Link in nic.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F) 24
Red-state lawmakers preach Christ, pray publicly, and post crosses—but when it comes to defending marriage, their faith stops at words.
Politicians say what gets them elected. We'll enforce the border. We'll repeal Obamacare. We care about the deficit. They're liars. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 19, 2026 07:34 AM (VFv8R) 26
How is it that I have known this for years? This is no great revelation. I should be writing a column like VDH.
Posted by: fd What's different now is that the crowd of people who screamed "THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!" are getting proven wrong so much that they can't fight it any more. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:34 AM (RjOoY) 27
Well thanks Tensor for that charming outlier, just posted it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD) 28
"Alleged Epstein Co-Conspirator Les Wexner Tells Congress He Was ‘Naïve, Foolish, and Gullible.’"
That's a great excuse. If I ever get arrested I'm going to use that. Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:36 AM (vFG9F) 29
Was Les Wexner also dyslexic?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD) 30
reviewed 150 sampled non-domiciled CDLs, found that 29 were unlawful
Illinois informed the USDOT that it has issued 10,088 non-domiciled commercial learner’s permits (CLPs) or CDLs which currently remain unexpired The number will be close to 5000. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 07:37 AM (gbOdA) 31
FBI director Christopher Wray denied that the bureau spied on Trump, ignoring the bureau’s covert operations such as “Mid-Year Exam” and “Crossfire Hurricane.” After the July 13, 2024 assassination attempt, in which Thomas Matthew Crooks unleased seven bullets at Trump, one striking him on the ear, Wray said the candidate might have been hit by “shrapnel.” With ballistics experts under his command, Wray had to know that was untrue.
====================== He said these things under oath, iirc, raising the question of why is he not being prosecuted? Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 07:38 AM (rLiMR) 32
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Posted by: Advice for Kash Babu Patel at February 19, 2026 07:39 AM (Ljddq) 33
The WEF is a terrorist organization. It must be destroyed. It won't be of course.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 19, 2026 07:39 AM (Pk5gi) 34
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at February 19, 2026 07:40 AM (53oGX) 35
"Why exactly did they destroy the border?"
We're still asking? Noem should be repeating the obvious answer every day. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 19, 2026 07:42 AM (t+TFX) 36
The First Amendment is functionally a dead letter in New York until either AG James is sent to jail or the Supreme Court intervenes.
======================= Welcome to our world, New York State. SCOTUS won't even stop renegade district judges, people under SCOTUS control and who mistake their statutory authority for Article 3 authority. Why should anyone expect a weak-kneed SCOTUS to protect free speech? Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 07:44 AM (FgifN) 37
Q for those of you with simple tax returns. Have you ever used one of the free tax help services? ARP [sic] has a setup at my close-by library, and the next parish over has VITA, Volunteer Income Tax Assistance, which I think is helmed by the IRS itself. I don't *need* big-time assistance; in fact I've done my return in pencil. I just want to see if they come up with the same result I do. Do they know what they are doing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 07:45 AM (wzUl9) 38
"Alleged Epstein Co-Conspirator Les Wexner Tells Congress He Was ‘Naïve, Foolish, and Gullible.’"
That's a great excuse. If I ever get arrested I'm going to use that. Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:36 AM (vFG9F) Maybe I missed something but Wexner is alleged to have continue to do - non sex related - business with Epstein after other people - supposedly - informed him that Epstein was a sex trafficker. Burn the witch. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 07:46 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F) 40
"Alleged Epstein Co-Conspirator Les Wexner Tells Congress He Was ‘Naïve, Foolish, and Gullible.’"
That's a great excuse. If I ever get arrested I'm going to use that. Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:36 AM (vFG9F) He should add that he's an old man and was confused. Posted by: Uncle Leo at February 19, 2026 07:46 AM (wVcYX) 41
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at February 19, 2026 *** British spelling, like "colour" and "labour"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9) 42
We’re just a bunch of moderates, nothing to see here.
Democrats Reveal Their 2026 Strategy -- Ahh, the Abigail Spamberger Strategy... Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI) 43
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 07:48 AM (jtM2q) 44
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani introduced his $127 billion preliminary budget plan on Tuesday.
About $10 B more than the State of Florida. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 07:49 AM (gbOdA) 45
If you needed any confirmation that U2 sucks, you have not been paying attention.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 *** When I first heard of U2, I thought "early German submarine." I hate that "New Year's Day" song with the heat of a blue-white sun at the center of the galaxy, about to go nova. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 07:49 AM (wzUl9) 46
Good morning again Horde. Thx JJ.
@25 Biden's Dog, about the best you can hope for with that vid is that it gives antisemites seizures. Owens is a loathsome ignoramus Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 07:51 AM (Kc+Vz) 47
Bono is a first rate douche rocket.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 19, 2026 07:52 AM (UQTwP) 48
Dozen Democrats Plot To Go AWOL For Trump State Of Union, Host Leftist Pep Rally Instead
-- I guess they couldn't find all one-color outfits to wear in solidarity? Remember when they held up stupid paddle signs? They're really such a bunch of children. Very immature in so many of their actions. Just like their voters. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI) 49
I'm starting a column in which I will state facts people have know for years and then explain why those facts were ignored. Link in nic.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F) Is the mugshot you linked yours or your mom's? Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking and running at February 19, 2026 07:52 AM (Wt5PA) 50
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
"These organizations don’t operate alone or in silence," Patel said. "They operate with a heavy, heavy stream of funding. And we started looking into it, and guess what? We found them." ==== But then I got high. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX) 51
Congressman Fine in NY has hit on something with this dog issue. It could have legs. And a lot more bite than bark. Seriously.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 19, 2026 07:53 AM (t+TFX) 52
Do they know what they are doing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 07:45 AM (wzUl9) Generally, yes for simple individual returns. VITA volunteers are IRS-trained and have passed the IRS' knowledge test, but the focus is/was mainly on the EITC for low-income working folks. I assume the AARP outfit focuses mainly on retirees with mostly pension and S.S. income. I doubt that either outfit will be able to help those with extensive / active brokerage and investment income streams. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX) 53
My weekly VA newsletter highlighted the return of 2nd Amendment rights to veterans. The VA was forced to turn over names of vets requiring a financial fiduciary, and they were deemed unfit to own firearms. This has stopped, and reinstatement of rights will begin.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 19, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb) 54
Mamdani Proposes 9.5% Property Tax Hike if New York Won’t Pass Wealth Tax
"But he's sooooo dreamy!" Average NYC AWFL. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:54 AM (RjOoY) 55
Palantir moves again!
In December 2025, the Colorado Chamber of Commerce’s Colorado Scorecard for 2025 received bad news when 45% of the business leaders who participated said they planned “to invest out of state.” So they left the Bay area communist for the Denver socialist and now on to the free state of Florida. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 07:54 AM (gbOdA) 56
Always liked U2 up to the Zooropa album. Saw them at my college Mayfest right after the War album came out.
Bono is a leftist ass . One of those performers I can enjoy but I ignore the political BS. Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 07:54 AM (Kc+Vz) 57
Q for those of you with simple tax returns. Have you ever used one of the free tax help services? ARP [sic] has a setup at my close-by library, and the next parish over has VITA, Volunteer Income Tax Assistance, which I think is helmed by the IRS itself. I don't *need* big-time assistance; in fact I've done my return in pencil. I just want to see if they come up with the same result I do. Do they know what they are doing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 07:45 AM (wzUl9) I've used them in California and was happy with the results. Just learned that it's offered in Florida. Not sure if it's actually run by the IRS, but the volunteers are retired accountants and their work is checked over by a resident expert who signs off on the work. I just found out the service is offered here in Florida. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 19, 2026 07:54 AM (nbLIj) 58
The VA was forced to turn over names of vets requiring a financial fiduciary, and they were deemed unfit to own firearms.
Please give us the names of the worms that demanded this information and took away the 2A rights of veterans. For research purposes. And so we can send them a fruit basket. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 07:55 AM (RjOoY) 59
A biological warfare mass casualty attack waiting to happen? Biological Agents Infiltrate America --------- Secret Asian Man. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 07:56 AM (azNOR) 60
Yes, I used one and she was great. She'd worked for H&RBlock for ten years and knew her stuff.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2026 07:56 AM (+mUZM) 61
"Is the mugshot you linked yours or your mom's?
Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking and running" Joxer from "Xena:Warrior Princess" has fallen on hard times. Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 07:57 AM (vFG9F) 62
>>I guess they couldn't find all one-color outfits to wear in solidarity?
They don't want to be caught in another Trump trap, like when they were frozen like a deer in the headlights and then decided not to acknowledge and applaud the kid with cancer. Posted by: one hour sober at February 19, 2026 07:57 AM (Y1sOo) 63
It's not just that U2 sucks. Lots of bands do. U2 sucks arrogantly, pretentiously, and without any genuine rock n' roll greatness to show for it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2026 07:57 AM (pbDcz) 64
Iowa and Oklahoma are delivering voters the opposite of the history curriculum improvements they voted for, while Texas and Wyoming hang in the balance.
Red States Struggling To Deliver On Promises Of Pro-American History In Public Schools ======================== The voters clearly said what they want taught to their kids, and these are very red states, so school boards should know they are expected to deliver. Only the teachers unions stand in the way. Amazingly, they may be powerful enough to win. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 07:57 AM (becA2) 65
Wolfus, do you qualify for one of the IRS' partner's guided tax prep in their Free File program? See irs.gov and go to the Individuals page.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 07:58 AM (wVcYX) 66
58 I don't know the names of the worms that requested the names, but the top worm, Joe Biden, was totes on board. He was so competent he could own that prized Beretta for shooting people through the screen door.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 19, 2026 07:58 AM (gm9Sb) 67
I don't really give a sh*t what foreign people have to say about anything. Don't care about Prince Andrew or U2. They are nothing to me. We have enough of our own problems and what goes on with the British or what crap an Irish band spews out of their ass does not concern me. We can't control that stuff anyway. I hope Iran will wise up because that ain't going to be pretty.
Posted by: Case at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (j6kTf) 68
Always liked U2 up to the Zooropa album. Saw them at my college Mayfest right after the War album came out.
Bono is a leftist ass . One of those performers I can enjoy but I ignore the political BS. -- Good for you that you can. I can't. When I start getting insulted, as Bono has done in this instance, I draw the line and can no longer get any pleasure is listening to him/them. OTOH, I know there are a ton of leftist musical performers within my 1000s of songs on my iPod and elsewhere. But many mostly keep quiet and don't actually insult me for my political beliefs or voting history. When they do that, they've gone too far and I can't listen to them anymore. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI) 69
Prince Andrew arrested. Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZL) 70
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (SD6jB) 71
Clean the voter rolls. Now.
Posted by: GWB at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (Snn3i) 72
Iowa and Oklahoma are delivering voters the opposite of the history curriculum improvements they voted for, while Texas and Wyoming hang in the balance.
Red States Struggling To Deliver On Promises Of Pro-American History In Public Schools -- That was a depressing article. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 19, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI) 73
it was a political strategy to reshape America’s electorate and expand left-wing power."
Apologies to VDH, but it's just power they're after. They want to rule well, but they mean to rule. Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:01 AM (cGjQu) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 19, 2026 08:01 AM (DDJSl) 75
Eileen Gu, the California-born Olympian who chose to represent Communist China instead of the United States, says it is “not her business” to address the fate of thousands of Muslim-majority Uyghurs experiencing genocide in the country she competes for.
Eileen Gu, U.S.-Born Olympian Competing for China, Says Uyghur Genocide Is ‘Not Her Business’ ======================= She does all this for money. Just 30 pieces of silver. It's a sad story, but a familiar one. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2V+bm) 76
71 Clean the voter rolls. Now.
Posted by: GWB Take it a step farther: Remove every single person from the voter roll and everyone has to re-register. Do this every two years. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 08:02 AM (RjOoY) 77
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:03 AM (PpBto) 78
I don't know how the whole raise property taxes and increase rent controls are going to work, but I'm going to be here with a giant bucket of buttered popcorn watching the whole bloody affair.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2026 08:03 AM (wj6F+) 79
crap an Irish band spews out of their ass "
Has the entire band moved back to the tax haven of Ireland? No? Hmmm Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:03 AM (cGjQu) 80
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. It'll always be Battenberg. Bloody Kraut.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 19, 2026 08:03 AM (gm9Sb) 81
Bono f*cking sucks. Almost as bad as cancer. That one is hard to beat.
The American Cancer Society now says 1 in 3 will be effected by cancer. Big Pharma is killing us, softly, slowly......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (cGjQu) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto) 84
Nothing says the way we collect taxes in this country is fucked up more that one needs to see a super special person to file their tax "return" which can be a different amount depending on what super secret special knowledge the super secret special person who does the tax return is privy to.
Posted by: Voodoo Economics at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (Ljddq) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto) 86
She does all this for money. Just 30 pieces of silver. It's a sad story, but a familiar one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2V+bm) ===== She is a criminal traitor, she and her family should be denaturalized and deported. Any "American" loyal to the CCP must go. Sweep away all monsters! Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX) 87
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto)
Cancer is very big business so a cure is out of the question. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2026 08:05 AM (x0n13) 88
Randy Andy did not kill himself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 19, 2026 08:05 AM (UQTwP) 89
Or is it affected.
Those to words always confuse me. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto) It's affected. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e) 90
Yes, I used one and she was great. She'd worked for H&RBlock for ten years and knew her stuff.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2026 *** I've got an appointment in about two weeks. My accounting says I'm due a tiny refund. We'll see if the VITA people come up with the same. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 08:06 AM (wzUl9) 91
what super secret special knowledge the super secret special person who does the tax return is privy to."
And if that person is employed by the IRS and the fark your return, guess who is liable? Yeah. Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:07 AM (cGjQu) 92
Wolfus, do you qualify for one of the IRS' partner's guided tax prep in their Free File program? See irs.gov and go to the Individuals page.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 *** I'll take a look. My income is probably low enough! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 08:08 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: The Firm at February 19, 2026 08:08 AM (cGjQu) 94
Watching Hillary get abused in Europe was beautiful. Evidence that she's lost a lot of influence, even though I still think she has sights on 2028. Love to see her and Bubba extradited to Haiti to face grand theft charges . Sentence: barbecue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:08 AM (Kc+Vz) 95
When did elective and cosmetic surgery become eligible for taxpayer funding?
I guess abortion is what opened that barn door. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 08:08 AM (gVUi7) 96
Nothing says the way we collect taxes in this country is fucked up more that one needs to see a super special person to file their tax "return" which can be a different amount depending on what super secret special knowledge the super secret special person who does the tax return is privy to.
Posted by: Voodoo Economics at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (Ljddq) These are the tax rates for income... but you get to subtract some. And capital gains don't count as income, they're different. And if you're on Medicare and make over a certain amount which doesn't line up with either the income or capital gains tax rates, you get punished for that. And, and, and... Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e) 97
Prince Andrew arrested.
Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZ ******** And on his 66th birthday. For giving government secrets to Epstein. Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC) 98
Randy Andy did not kill himself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 19, 2026 08:05 AM (UQTwP) That's no way for a war hero to end up. Posted by: Georgy Zhukov at February 19, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX) 99
She does all this for money. Just 30 pieces of silver. It's a sad story, but a familiar one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2V+bm) Same as pretty much every member of Congress. Or OF girls. Or every actress who sucked cock for a role. Or... Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e) 100
Anybody think that Andrew might rat out other one worlder elites to save his butt? I bet his ponce self would do it in a heartbeat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:10 AM (Kc+Vz) 101
Randy Andy did not kill himself.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 19, 2026 08:05 AM (UQTwP) What new thing is he alleged to have done? Or is this just an attempt to get people to forget that Kier Starmer was helping to hide that fact that British girls were being raped while he was being buggered by rentboys? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e) 102
Prince Harry should feel a bit discombobulated on hearing the news of his uncle's arrest.
Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (Mqqv0) 103
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton claimed that she met Jeffrey Epstein-associate Ghislaine Maxwell “on a few occasions” despite widespread reporting that Maxwell attended Chelsea Clinton’s wedding and played a substantial role in the Clinton Global Initiative (CGI), one of President Bill Clinton’s signature post-White House endeavors.
====================== I know everyone will have trouble accepting this fact, but it appears Hillary Clinton is a liar. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (WqEKT) 104
Or is it affected.
Those to words always confuse me. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 *** Generally speaking, "effect" is a noun ("What effect did the new ruling have?"). "Affect" is a verb ("How did the new ruling affect voters?"). There's a specialized meaning of "affect" used as a noun in psychology to mean, basically, "emotion." And you can "effect" your escape from something. But generally my first two sentences cover most circumstances. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (wzUl9) 105
The plan would require social media firms to pay a monthly, tiered fee tied to the number of monthly active Illinois users whose data they collect, with larger ones paying more. The proposal would also bar companies from passing the cost on to users.
If something is FREE, you are the product being sold. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (gbOdA) 106
The claim is that he gave a certain criminal state secrets.
Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (Mqqv0) Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) 108
Naftali Bennett נפתלי בנט
@naftalibennett Tucker Carlson is a chickenshit. The guy who’s been spouting lies about Israel for the past two years, landed today at Ben Gurion airport, took a quick picture in the logistics zone, tweeted it to pretend he’s actually IN Israel (so he can later claim that he’s a serious reporter who toured Israel), didn’t even step foot in country, then made up a story that he’s being supposedly harassed by our security (didn’t happen), whined about it, got back into the private jet and flew off. Next time he talks about Israel as if he’s some expert, just remember this guy is a phony! 1:30 PM · Feb 18, 2026 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX) 109
For giving government secrets to Epstein.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC) How and why would Andrew have been privy to government secrets? Seems like they should arrest whoever told that moron. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e) 110
Can't imagine what "state secrets " would be in possession of Andrew, but here we are.
Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Mqqv0) 111
Please don't use AARP for anything. A subversive, Dem, group and a big supporter of Obamacare. They should be shunned. AMAC is a very good organization that lobbies against AARP policies and are friends of patriots.
Posted by: Come Out Of Her, My People! at February 19, 2026 08:14 AM (oftw2) Posted by: "Social" media at February 19, 2026 08:14 AM (cGjQu) Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL) 114
Or Andrew in possession of !
Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Mqqv0) 115
Today is National Chocolate Mint Day.
Includes everything from cookies, candies and ice cream. Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC) 116
107 Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) Effect = Noun Affect = Verb Momma Sefton was an English teacher. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (x0n13) 117
I know everyone will have trouble accepting this fact, but it appears Hillary Clinton is a liar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (WqEKT) It's a congenital condition for her. Posted by: William Safire, of the NYT Op-Ed "Blizzard of Lies" at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (wVcYX) 118
Yeah, if you can’t figure out what they’re selling, then the product is YOU
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (OZ5rj) 119
The plan would require social media firms to pay a monthly, tiered fee tied to the number of monthly active Illinois users whose data they collect, with larger ones paying more. The proposal would also bar companies from passing the cost on to users.
If something is FREE, you are the product being sold. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:12 AM (gbOdA) I wonder if any social media companies would have the balls to just ban access to people in Illinois. While I don't like the constant gathering of data, it's not the state who should be paid for it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e) 120
I guess U2 still hasn't found what they are looking for. Being relevant.
Posted by: dantesed at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2) 121
81 Bono f*cking sucks. Almost as bad as cancer. That one is hard to beat.
The American Cancer Society now says 1 in 3 will be effected by cancer. Big Pharma is killing us, softly, slowly......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:04 AM (PpBto) Part of that is the artificial and sedintary nature of our existence...part of that is we live longer. Remember, cancer is just a body's cell decision to mutate and then the immune system eventually choosing or not being able to destroy that mutation. And thus replication of the bad cells begins in earnest. That's it. The more time and variables you introduce into the body, the more likely you will see mutations stick (normally, a body will destroy all of them as they happen)... Posted by: Nova Local at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL) 122
I know everyone will have trouble accepting this fact, but it appears Hillary Clinton is a liar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood" Congrats Huck, on your upcoming suicide... /hillary Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (cGjQu) 123
It's affected. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e) I started with that, then second guessed myself. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (PpBto) 124
> Please don't use AARP for anything. A subversive, Dem, group and a big supporter of Obamacare.
-------- We've been getting AARP junk mail for almost 15 years. It's one entity that found our new address faster than any of the other "junk mail" outfits. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (jtM2q) 125
Many people have been impacted by errors in usage
Posted by: Common Tater Look Buddy, it was a simple misstep with an artillery shell. One in a million. Could have happened to anyone! Posted by: Poofter Keeping Score at February 19, 2026 08:17 AM (oftw2) 126
107 Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater Had to review a database at work years back that listed "Number of Sites Effected." I pointed out that the correct spelling was Affected. They tried arguing with me. I told them I was going to beat them with a rolled up dictionary. They looked it up and things were quietly corrected. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 08:17 AM (RjOoY) 127
Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) Is there any way to ensure correct usage while allowing one to insure against damages? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX) 128
Please don't use AARP for anything. A subversive, Dem, group and a big supporter of Obamacare. They should be shunned. AMAC is a very good organization that lobbies against AARP policies and are friends of patriots.
Posted by: Come Out Of Her, My People! at February 19, 2026 *** I was reluctant even before they told me they were booking appointments for March. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (wzUl9) 129
We've been getting AARP junk mail for almost 15 years. It's one entity that found our new address faster than any of the other "junk mail" outfits.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Try my solution. There is a form you can fill out with the Post Office that says "This organization is sending me pornographic material and I want it to stop." This escalates things VERY quickly. I have not received anything from them for years. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (RjOoY) 130
I started with that, then second guessed myself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (PpBto) One of the first things they told us when I attended nuclear power school was to never second guess yourself. Unless you know... know, know, know... that you were wrong initially, you're better off just leaving it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:20 AM (cGjQu) 132
Especially using colons
Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:20 AM (cGjQu) I use colons every day. -- Seymore Butts Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e) 133
The more time and variables you introduce into the body, the more likely you will see mutations stick (normally, a body will destroy all of them as they happen)... Posted by: Nova Local at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL) There were a few doctors, before they were silenced, that declared that the covid 'vaccine' was going to cause massive cancer rates within 5 years of release. Seems they were more correct than off base. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:22 AM (PpBto) 134
Great. It started with that Jersey cock swallow, Springsteen, and now we have this Irish fuckstick, Bono from U2, pretending that he has a voice and some influence in American culture and politics.
I guess he's too old to be focused on partying and banging groupies. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 08:22 AM (gVUi7) 135
Do restaurants still put out a basket of those foil wrapped chocolate covered mint candies by the cash register? We’ve lost so much in this country.
Haven’t seen a dual Ford gum ball machine in a while either. Little kids don’t have that much cash on hand. Penny candy no more. Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:23 AM (GbLWf) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:23 AM (cGjQu) 137
One of the first things they told us when I attended nuclear power school was to never second guess yourself. Unless you know... know, know, know... that you were wrong initially, you're better off just leaving it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e) I like it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:23 AM (PpBto) 138
AARP has sent me hundreds of dollars of junk mail in the past few years. It goes straight in the trash. I'm ok with it because it keeps tree farmers in business.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:23 AM (vFG9F) 139
Speaking of Springsteen, he's launching his "Save American Democracy" tour, you guys.
WE'RE SAVED!!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PpBto) 140
Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy who skipped Trump’s address in 2025, will also attend the “People’s State of the Union,” per MoveOn’s press release.
Pure Fuckin Communism right there Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA) 141
Speaking of Springsteen, he's launching his "Save American Democracy" tour, you guys.
WE'RE SAVED!!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PpBto) That's SAD. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX) 142
I imagine Israel is busy, however! It's time to put Bethlehem under full Israeli control. Enough of the propaganda. Netanyahu can make a speech saying that it came to his attention that Christians are mistreated under PA control of the area, so now it's under Israeli control. Than thank everyone for bringing this vital matter to his attention!
Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Mqqv0) 143
Chris Murphy is communist asshoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (PpBto) 144
Is there still a Rainbow Putsch Coalition, or did Jesse sell it off years ago. I know who is in charge of the Rainbow these days. Don't know who they paid off to get control. They were once content to use pink triangles in their messaging.
Posted by: Poofters Top To Bottom at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2) 145
I mean, just look at the guy. There a children in his crawlspace. Many children.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:27 AM (PpBto) 146
“While CEO Choudri has informed the California High-Speed Rail Authority Board that he is not aware of any evidence of wrongdoing, he has voluntarily agreed to take a temporary leave to allow the Board and our parent agency, the California State Transportation Agency, to fully review and assess the situation,” rail authority spokesperson Peter Whippy told Politico. “We are taking this matter seriously, consistent with our longstanding commitment to public responsibility, transparency, and accountability.”
--SFGate Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX) 147
“Per say”. I’ve always been of the opinion don’t try to use high dollar words just to sound high falutin’ and especially unless you know both what they mean, and how to spell it.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (GbLWf) 148
124 > Please don't use AARP for anything. A subversive, Dem, group and a big supporter of Obamacare.
-------- We've been getting AARP junk mail for almost 15 years. It's one entity that found our new address faster than any of the other "junk mail" outfits. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (jtM2q) I believe that the original plan was for all people over 55 to have to use AARP to buy Obamacare. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (gbOdA) 149
covid 'vaccine' was going to cause massive cancer rates within 5 years of release"
I realize one extended family isn't much of a sample, but of the seven "old farts" of my bunch, all (except me) went all in on every shot/booster/whatever. Two have already died from cancer, three others are in treatment, and one's on hospice care. All are "new" cancers, btw. Not preexisting. Me? I'm fine. Old, but fine. Go figure. Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (cGjQu) 150
We also get a lot of junk mail from the AHA. They almost always send me a sheet of return address stickers for mail. I've got enough of those to last me... forever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (jtM2q) 151
Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy who skipped Trump’s address in 2025, will also attend the “People’s State of the Union,” per MoveOn’s press release.
Pure Fuckin Communism right there Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA) Splitter! Posted by: Pythonesque References at February 19, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX) 152
Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) Is there any way to ensure correct usage while allowing one to insure against damages? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX) I would like to compliment you on providing a complement to the first comment. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:29 AM (tceez) Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:29 AM (GbLWf) 154
Today is National Chocolate Mint Day.
Includes everything from cookies, candies and ice cream. Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC) Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (cGjQu) 156
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Part of that is the artificial and sedintary nature of our existence...part of that is we live longer. Remember, cancer is just a body's cell decision to mutate and then the immune system eventually choosing or not being able to destroy that mutation. And thus replication of the bad cells begins in earnest. That's it. The more time and variables you introduce into the body, the more likely you will see mutations stick (normally, a body will destroy all of them as they happen)... Posted by: Nova Local at February 19, 2026 08:16 AM (tOcjL Thanks for pointing this out Nova. Easily forgotten in all of the noise. Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:32 AM (pDt9x) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (cGjQu) 158
Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) Pretty sure that you're in the minority in the US at least. Maybe you should see about getting some special benefits from the government. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e) 159
One thing that used to work, some junkers would include a return envelope, postage paid. Well they were charged for that. Stuff it full as much as possible with all the crap they sent you, drop it in the mail, and they would have to pay a postage due. Hell, tape it to a brick.
They don’t use postage paid return envelopes too much any longer, strangely enough. Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (GbLWf) 160
154 Today is National Chocolate Mint Day.
Includes everything from cookies, candies and ice cream. Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:15 AM (NpAcC) Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) Chocolate goes well with everything. Well, almost everything. Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (pDt9x) 161
Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) Is there any way to ensure correct usage while allowing one to insure against damages? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX) I would like to compliment you on providing a complement to the first comment. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:29 AM (tceez) Thank you and likewise. Getting the principle usage correct is one of my principal goals. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX) 162
per se
Used in English to indicate a word is being used without connotation or subtext, just plain meaning without any external reference Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX) 163
Mutation is not a choice!
Posted by: LBGTM at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (vFG9F) 164
Maybe you should see about getting some special benefits from the government."
Well, I'm dead. Can't help much. /Matthew Lesko Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (cGjQu) 165
147 “Per say”. I’ve always been of the opinion don’t try to use high dollar words just to sound high falutin’ and especially unless you know both what they mean, and how to spell it.
Posted by: Common Tater I can make snap judgments on people using words and phrases to sound edumacated toot sweet! Posted by: Good Taste Is Timeless! at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2) 166
150 We also get a lot of junk mail from the AHA.
--------------- AHA is the Adolph Hitler Association, rite? Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (pZ64F) 167
I’ve always been of the opinion don’t try to use high dollar words just to sound high falutin’ and especially unless you know both what they mean, and how to spell it.
I have gotten in the habit of checking the dictionary for both definition and proper spelling for certain phrases. Posted by: NR Pax at February 19, 2026 08:35 AM (RjOoY) 168
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ) 169
Last week, Arcadia Mayor Eileen Wang’s former fiancé, Yaoning “Mike” Sun, was sentenced to four years in federal prison for acting as an illegal agent of a foreign government.
4 years? We really need some hangings Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA) 170
"They don’t use postage paid return envelopes too much any longer, strangely enough.
Posted by: Common Tater" They want you to go green and use the website. After sending you 10 pounds of paper every year. Posted by: LBGTM at February 19, 2026 08:35 AM (vFG9F) 171
Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) ------------------ Yeah, I've never liked that blend. Chocolate and pecans are special. Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 08:36 AM (pZ64F) 172
Good morning good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2026 08:36 AM (cYBz/) 173
Steve Bannon didn't kill himself
Posted by: DEVO was Right! at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (M3HT1) 174
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0 This crazed lunatic verbally assaulted a mother who had already been attacked by a chaotic mob of students while peacefully holding a pro-Trump sign. If you recognize this woman, contact @bourne_beth2345 . She wants to file an incident report with the Winters Police Department https://tinyurl.com/nrrvmhdp Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC) 175
I finally agree with Doof, obtuse though he is. Hate mint and chocolate together. Vile combination, really only like mint in a julep.
Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2) 176
Raisins are OK, but they don’t belong in Chocolate.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (GbLWf) 177
I finally agree with Doof, obtuse though he is. Hate mint and chocolate together. Vile combination, really only like mint in a julep.
Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2) It's not really advisable to be aligned with me on anything. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:39 AM (tceez) 178
160 I’ve always been repulsed by the chocolate-and-peanut-butter combination. Chocolate and mint is cool, though.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ) 179
Raisins are OK, but they don’t belong in Chocolate.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:37 AM (GbLWf) In oatmeal cookies FTW! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX) 180
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday."
What are you, some kind of hallmark sales guy? /stuff Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley might have said Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:39 AM (cGjQu) 181
We also get a lot of junk mail from the AHA.
--------------- AHA is the Adolph Hitler Association, rite? Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (pZ64F) Angry Hominids of America Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:40 AM (ExV1e) 182
Well, I'm dead. Can't help much.
/Matthew Lesko Posted by: man Who got possession of the cool sport coat???????? Posted by: Just Axin' at February 19, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2) 183
Something tells me the horde members always read a few grades above their actual grade level
Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:41 AM (GbLWf) 184
Well, I'm dead. Can't help much.
/Matthew Lesko I'm still alive....hanging out with Granny Guthrie. She's a hot momma with a big SS check to take care of her loverboy! Posted by: Matthew Lesko, FlimFlam Man at February 19, 2026 08:41 AM (Ljddq) 185
Everyone loves chocolate covered anchovies. Posted by: Auspex at February 19, 2026 08:42 AM (Y8DZL) 186
That state Sen. Morrissey from Virginia is a complete scumbag . Literally a pedophile who married this victim. That guy should have been in jail , not repeatedly elected to the Virginia senate. Hope the FBI nails him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:42 AM (Kc+Vz) 187
Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) Chocolate goes well with everything. Well, almost everything. Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (pDt9x) ****** I'm probably the only one that hates chocolate covered strawberries. Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Gref at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (5rh/l) Posted by: man at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (cGjQu) 190
Am I the only one here who is repulsed by that combination? I think there may be only 4 or 5 of us in the whole world.
Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:31 AM (tceez) Pretty sure that you're in the minority in the US at least. Maybe you should see about getting some special benefits from the government. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 19, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e) --- Sorry. The Somalis in Minnesota have already tapped out those funds. --The Government Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (ESVrU) 191
@177 Doof, well we both like Joy Division so I guess we're aligned on that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (Kc+Vz) 192
And chocolate covered cherries Yuk!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC) 193
And chocolate covered cherries Yuk!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC) ==== The pinnacle of chocolate achievement. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX) 194
I have gotten in the habit of checking the dictionary for both definition and proper spelling for certain phrases.
Posted by: NR Pax My spelling skills have always been a bit shaky. I blame it on being caught in the middle of the 'Look-Say' and phonics methods and our district switching back and forth between those methods. Or maybe I'm just a poor speller. Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2026 08:45 AM (cYBz/) 195
Doof, well we both like Joy Division so I guess we're aligned on that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:43 AM (Kc+Vz) I appreciate the Transmission of your comment. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:45 AM (tceez) 196
Chocolate in general is overrated, though.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ) 197
I'm probably the only one that hates chocolate covered strawberries.
Posted by: redridinghood Undiagnosed mental illness is sad for all involved. Posted by: Ring The Bell For Mental Health at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2) 198
The greatest birthday treat in my young life was when my mom got me a chocolate mint ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (46za5) 199
The Whizzo Quality Assortment is a perennial best seller!
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolate Company at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX) 200
Reese’s peanut butter cups may have been the peak of civilization.
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:47 AM (pDt9x) Posted by: melodicmetal1 at February 19, 2026 08:47 AM (61TgR) 202
I just saw the moat amazing TV commercial
Homeland Security showing the faces and names of victims of illegal aliens. Finally! Arguing policy and outcomes and not building her fvcking brand. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX) 203
> Raisins are OK, but they don’t belong in Chocolate.
-------- Rural King sells a bunch of candy that appears to be "old school." The sort of candy your grandparents would have had in jars. Mints, hard candy, various gummy-like stuff (fruit flavored) and chocolate covered peanuts, almonds and raisins. Couple bucks for a bag... maybe 1/2 pound. Not high quality, but man, tastes like childhood. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 08:47 AM (jtM2q) 204
Biden’s border chaos wasn’t accidental—it was a political strategy to reshape America’s electorate and expand left-wing power.
The Great Replacement has been both a racist right wing conspiracy theory AND the open goal of leftwing pols for a generation now. And...they've succeeded in great measure. I've seen towns I've lived in completely changed due to influxes of immigrants, all from the same part of the world, that then change the town to their culture. And more to the point, the voting patterns of these immigrants skew far left. Usually in direct relation to how much effort the left has spent in bringing in that particular group of immigrants. Baring the demographics changes due to immigration, the Democrats would not have won a presidential election since Clinton, and it wouldn't even be close (Trump would have won '88 style in each of his runs) Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 08:48 AM (sKqQm) Posted by: Ron Asheton at February 19, 2026 08:48 AM (M3HT1) 206
200 Reese’s products are vile. Can’t stand ‘em.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ) 207
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Couple bucks for a bag... maybe 1/2 pound. Not high quality, but man, tastes like childhood. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 19, 2026 08:47 AM (jtM2q) Yep. When I was a kid I always preferred quantity over quality. Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:49 AM (pDt9x) 208
Finally! Arguing policy and outcomes and not building her fvcking brand.
HIVs already have an opinion about immigration policy. LIVs don't. Give them a narrative to counter the left's though and they might pay enough attention to vote in their own interests... Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm) 209
Chocolate in general is overrated, though.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ) ====== Can I have your chocolate ration? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX) 210
We also get a lot of junk mail from the AHA.
--------------- AHA is the Adolph Hitler Association, rite? Posted by: pudinhead at February 19, 2026 08:34 AM (pZ64F) Angry Hominids of America Posted by: I used to have a different nic Angry Hemorrhoids of America - aka, Flaming Assholes Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 08:49 AM (SD6jB) 211
Couple bucks for a bag... maybe 1/2 pound. Not high quality, but man, tastes like childhood. Posted by: Martini Farmer The hard candies covered in lint from granny's handbag are a wonderful memory of my yute. Posted by: Werther's Fanboy at February 19, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2) 212
206 200 Reese’s products are vile. Can’t stand ‘em.
Posted by: Bulg at February 19, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ) Next you will be telling me you hate Peeps, and Circus Peanuts. I will pray for you. Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:51 AM (pDt9x) 213
Posted by: Martini Farmer
You grandparents had jars? Luxury!! We used to dream of jars! When I were a lad, we had to make do with a bit of damp moss and a prayer that it’d hold the turnip water long enough to not leak all over me mum’s only good smock. Jars? Pah! We’d have killed for a jar. Proper glass ones, mind. None of your fancy screw-top nonsense. We’d scrape the lichen off rocks and call it a lid. If we were lucky, the wind would blow a pebble in the right direction and seal it shut for a day. And you lot complain about lids that don’t quite match the thread? Luxury! We had to chew the moss to make it sticky, then hold our breath while we prayed to St. Fibberius the Patron of Slightly Leaky Containers. If the moss held, we feasted like kings on half a cup of rainwater and a weevil we found in the corner. If it didn’t, we drank the disappointment straight from the rock and told ourselves it built character. And you stand there moaning about “the seal was faulty” and “the jam leaked onto the shelf”? Luxury! We’d have licked the shelf clean and thanked the gods for the free seasoning. You’ve got no idea. None. Jars. Bloody jars. Luxury! Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2026 08:52 AM (cYBz/) 214
The greatest birthday treat in my young life was when my mom got me a chocolate mint ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2026 08:46 AM (46za5) 180 degree opposite for me. As a kid, maybe 5 or 6 years old, I was unaware that the chocolate and mint combination existed. Was at a birthday party at Farrell's and I asked for chocolate chip ice cream. You know - essentially vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips in it. Well, they brought me mint chocolate chip. The smell alone made me want to hurl. I enjoy both chocolate and mint on their own. But put them together, and it's akin to a exposing me to binary chemical weapons! Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:52 AM (tceez) Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 19, 2026 08:52 AM (iNLnt) 216
Humorless trolls. Must be a job requirement. We are talking about candy, Smith. Please try to keep up.
Posted by: tubal at February 19, 2026 08:54 AM (pDt9x) 217
"reshaping the electorate" is an interesting way of saying "kill most of us, enslave the rest, and take our shit"
It was no accident how many of the invaders they chose were haitians, somalis, etc. No way out of this that isn't straight through rivers of blood. I suspect one thing that will help is that things will come to a head in the EU or UK first and make things really obvious. Posted by: heya at February 19, 2026 08:55 AM (23NNO) 218
Give this man a raise! Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Students tried to do anti-ICE walkout but were threatened with suspension so they were forced to return to class THIS IS THE WAY Kudos to this school! https://tinyurl.com/3eayt34s Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 19, 2026 08:56 AM (PpBto) 220
>>>Reese’s products are vile. Can’t stand ‘em.
Posted by: Bulg >Their quality and taste have really tanked. Now the texture of the chocolate is like wax and the peanut butter tastes like sawdust or ash. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 08:56 AM (gVUi7) 221
Best general candy types:
Chocolate covered almonds - good flavor and crunch combo Chocolate peanut butter cup - excellent flavor combo but the ratio needs to be just right Chocolate covered wafer - Kit kat does this really well Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 08:56 AM (sKqQm) 222
I can say the 2020 election was stolen for no additional charge. Troll me. TROLL ME!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX) 223
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 19, 2026 08:52 AM (iNLnt)
That's not what happened but even so you pretend you're all about Free Speech right retard? Evil dick sucker. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 19, 2026 08:56 AM (cntUY) 224
#79. Let's say U2 profess to be from Ireland. Where they they are now I don't know or care.
Posted by: Case at February 19, 2026 08:57 AM (j6kTf) 225
I don't eat chocolate very often, but have no issue with chocolate and peanut butter OR chocolate and mint. Andes Mints were always just fine with the check after a fine meal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:58 AM (PpBto) 226
Do bot copy/paste the troll. You may be banned when the troll gets banned.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX) 227
And what's with the green color of chocolate chip mint? I can only hope DHS Secretary Kennedy gets that stuff banned ASAP.
Posted by: Algae is Green. And You Wouldn't Eat That! at February 19, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2) 228
DHS must treat the one-year mark as a mandatory re-vetting point for all refugees who have not adjusted to LPR status, ensuring either that they are scheduled to ‘return’ to custody for inspection or, if they do not comply, that they be ‘returned’ to custody through enforcement action.
The law is on the books. You have 365 to get before a judge and get your green card or as they say A M F. Posted by: r hennigantx at February 19, 2026 08:59 AM (gbOdA) 229
Effected? Or is it affected?
——- Many people have been impacted by errors in usage Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 08:13 AM (OZ5rj) Is there any way to ensure correct usage while allowing one to insure against damages? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:18 AM (wVcYX) I would like to compliment you on providing a complement to the first comment. Posted by: Doof at February 19, 2026 08:29 AM (tceez It's the principal of the matter. Posted by: Opinion fact at February 19, 2026 08:59 AM (cntUY) 230
Let's say U2 profess to be from Ireland. Where they they are now I don't know or care.
Posted by: Case at February 19, 2026 08:57 AM (j6kTf) They claim Ireland. They moved their studios out of Ireland because of the tax rate being too high. They are hypocrites. And The Edge is a shitty guitar player. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 19, 2026 08:59 AM (PpBto) 231
King Chuck is supporting the process on Andy's arrest. Mighty nice of him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 19, 2026 08:59 AM (Kc+Vz) 232
King Chuck is supporting the process on Andy's arrest. Mighty nice of him
Of King Cuckold III's many character flaws, I don't think pedophilia is one of them. Posted by: 18-1 at February 19, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm) 233
A military confrontation between the US and Iran could begin in the coming days and be an intensive, multi-week campaign, sources said Wednesday, despite ongoing diplomatic talks between Washington and Tehran.
Former IDF Military Intelligence chief Amos Yadlin suggested Wednesday that such a confrontation could be imminent. ========================= Wut? Is Iran a threat to America right now, or is this a "humanitarian war", to help out the Iranian population? Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 09:02 AM (6fBYQ) 234
King Chuck is supporting the process on Andy's arrest. Mighty nice of him
Of King Cuckold III's many character flaws, I don't think pedophilia is one of them. Posted by: 18-1 He's more into Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 09:02 AM (SD6jB) 235
Is Iran a threat to America right now, or is this a "humanitarian war", to help out the Iranian population?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 19, 2026 09:02 AM (6fBYQ) ===== Embrace the power of "and" Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 19, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0472 seconds. |
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