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Democrats Shut Down DHS, Attempting to Force Trump to Accept Biden's Open Borders Regime As the Law of the Land

DHS funding ran out last Friday.

Christian Collins
@CollinsforTX


Due to the Democrat shutdown:

- TSA agents are working without pay
- FEMA workers are working without pay
- DHS employees are working without pay.

Meanwhile, Democrats have just announced a "Trans Bill of Rights."

These unserious politicians need to be voted out.

Ironically, the incompetent Democrat Theater-Kids and Groomers aren't shutting down ICE at all, which was fully funded for a year under the Big Beautiful Bill:


Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

BREAKING: The US Senate has just FAILED to advance the DHS funding bill, which means DHS will likely shutdown tomorrow night

Fetterman was the lone Democrat to vote in favor.

These idiots aren’t shutting down ICE, because ICE is FULLY FUNDED for the year.

They’re shutting down the Coast Guard, TSA, Cybersecurity agencies, and more. Democrats are putting our country at risk for PURE POLITICS.

Disgusting.

For his part, Trump's playing hardball.

If you recall, when Republicans have shut the government down, Democrats have always employed what is called "the Washington Monument Strategy" to make shutdowns as painful as possible for the public. They not only shut down parks, but they had park personnel, who were on furlough, act like cops and chase visitors out.

Obama even had Rangers working near Mount Rushmore drag chains across a turn-off on a local road to keep people from parking their cars just to look at the monument.

They spent government money, in short, during a shutdown to punish the public so that they'd pressure Republicans to cave.

Trump is taking a page from the Democrats.


President Donald Trump's administration has ordered the Federal Emergency Management Agency to suspend the deployment of hundreds of aid workers to disaster-affected areas around the country while the Department of Homeland Security is shut down, internal messages reviewed by Reuters showed.

DHS, which FEMA is part of, entered a partial shutdown on Saturday, but has largely continued to operate since most of its functions are deemed essential. The shutdown happened after Republicans and Democrats failed to reach a deal on immigration enforcement reforms.

"DHS has issued a stop-travel order for all DHS funded travel, effecting 2/18/26, for the duration of the lapse in appropriation. Currently this DOES include disaster travel," according to an internal email sent by Kurt Weirich, a chief of staff at FEMA.

More than 300 FEMA disaster responders were preparing for upcoming assignments but were told to stand down, including some who are currently at a training facility, CNN reported earlier.

A Maryland sewer line just burst and is pumping in tons and tons of unprocessed shit and piss into the Potomac.

But FEMA's not coming.


The freeze comes after Trump said on Monday the federal government will step in to protect the Potomac River following the collapse of a major sewer pipe in the Washington, D.C., region last month.

A sewer line in Montgomery County, Maryland, collapsed on Jan. 19, causing an overflow of more than 240 million gallons (909 million liters) of wastewater into the Potomac River.

Trump said FEMA, which has seen significant staff cuts since he took office in January 2025, will coordinate the response. So far, however, FEMA has deployed few, if any, resources to assist with the sewage spill, CNN reported, citing three agency officials.

CNN has never before objected to the Washington Monument Strategy. Suddenly they're all "But the public shouldn't suffer for Washington's squabbles!"

This is the Democrat Party -- the Party of Illegal Aliens. The Party Against the American People.

The Democrats' position on illegal immigration: You, the American citizen, are the real problem that needs to be solved.

The Democrats are now arguing that it's not illegal aliens who make up the "worst of the worst" criminals -- it's Americans.

So you should all deport yourselves.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator

I keep seeing this argument and it's so logically flawed it's ridiculous. Even if it's true, we shouldn't have to tolerate ANY lawbreaking from anyone who shouldn't be here, whereas we have obligations to fellow citizens.


This is the propaganda they're running against ICE -- telling people that ICE is randomly kidnapping US citizen girls, apparently with the intent to rape them. Note the end features a "Republican congressman" sexually menacing the girl.

Meanwhile, in the rest of the "non-colonizer" world: If a foreigner steps out of line, he gets booted across the border. And a foreigner isn't allowed to start demanding the country he's a guest in start changing to better accommodate his very foreign tastes.


Meanwhile: The Grooming Party continues grifting from weird pervert billionaires.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




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1 BLADE TO THE FRONT

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

2 Ironically, the incompetent Democrat Theater-Kids and Groomers aren't shutting down ICE at all, which was fully funded for a year under the Big Beautiful Bill:

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It should be through 2028.

At the increased funding levels that made it three times larger than it was in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

3 Living on Tulsa Time again?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (8EgcX)

4 @libsoftiktok
·
Follow
Democrat PACs are now putting out complete BS propaganda commercials portraying Republicans and ICE agents as kidnappers who are deporting American citizens.

They'll lie about anything to protect criminal illegals.

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This ad is like a year old.

And it's hilarious because if the base illegal was that attractive of a woman, AWFLs would be screaming for their deportation more than anyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

5 Respect Muh Emerita!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 20, 2026 03:22 PM (bc2uT)

6 Willowed:

red NH is so close.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Is it really that red anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at February

Red gov, red super majority in sen, red +39 in house.
Posted by: BruceWayne at

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 20, 2026 03:22 PM (MGB5H)

7 Yep. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

8 I hope the Commissar Judges get unbared eventually.
The Cultural Marxists No Borders should be shut down

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."

Pretty much Cato's slogan now. Their flogging their 'study' that says, AKSHUALLY, most terrorism is right wing~!!$&*$&

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (diia5)

10 will they wear white again?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (jrgJz)

11 All that shit and piss... in the river, next to the capitol city, run by Democrats.

Perfect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:24 PM (jtM2q)

12 Somebody black bag Boasberg Pour Encourager Les Autres.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:24 PM (FpHTM)

13 LOL.. Love the headline "Trump attacks the Supreme Court"... More like Supreme Court attacks Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2026 03:24 PM (VE6XX)

14 Not Memorial Day yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:25 PM (8EgcX)

15 Cohen should have to change his last name.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:25 PM (FpHTM)

16 Pretty much Cato's slogan now. Their flogging their 'study' that says, AKSHUALLY, most terrorism is right wing~!!$&*$&
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (diia5)


This makes perfect sense. Since everything good emanates from the Left; if it's not good, then it must emanate from the Right. QED.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the housekeeper at February 20, 2026 03:25 PM (bc2uT)

17 Is anyone really upset if the TSA goes away? Can we make that permanent?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

18 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."

-
Now, that's a campaign slogan!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (FXNzP)

19 This ad is like a year old.

And it's hilarious because if the base illegal was that attractive of a woman, AWFLs would be screaming for their deportation more than anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

Hell, they'd be manning pillboxes all along the southern border.

Posted by: I think someone already did this meme though at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

20 9 Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."

Pretty much Cato's slogan now. Their flogging their 'study' that says, AKSHUALLY, most terrorism is right wing~!!$&*$&

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 20, 2026 03:23 PM (diia5)

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Why does Cohen want the angels of the world to be exposed to the worst of the worst?

Especially in a nation where the police prey on black people, systemic racism keeps them all down, and capitalistic greed prevents single payer healthcare?

Wouldn't it be in their interest to leave America and move to a country without racism like Mexico?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

21 Is anyone really upset if the TSA goes away? Can we make that permanent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)


What will we do with all the unemployed Somalis?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2026 03:27 PM (rbvCR)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

23 19 And it's hilarious because if the base illegal was that attractive of a woman, AWFLs would be screaming for their deportation more than anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

Hell, they'd be manning pillboxes all along the southern border.

Posted by: I think someone already did this meme though at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

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"Your mid Latina girlfriend is going to be deported, whitie!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

24 How can this racist Babylonian get away with hurling racist epithets?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:27 PM (8EgcX)

25 Jimmy Kimmel.

You're looking to shun just about everyone for a fundraiser?

Quite the strategy, Cotton......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

26 20 Why does Cohen want the angels of the world to be exposed to the worst of the worst?

Especially in a nation where the police prey on black people, systemic racism keeps them all down, and capitalistic greed prevents single payer healthcare?

Wouldn't it be in their interest to leave America and move to a country without racism like Mexico?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

The "Worst of the Worst" are supposed to be a slave class that exists only to generate revenue to distribute to the "Angels of the World".

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (FpHTM)

27 Unfortunately, people have to die before Congress does anything. The best martyr wins the midterms!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (duOzU)

28 What will we do with all the unemployed Somalis?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2026 03:27 PM (rbvCR)

Pig farms? Mine sweeping in Ukraine? Hey, how about those unmapped mine fields around Gitmo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

29 Make toxic masculinity great again!

Clay Travis
@ClayTravi
AOC is concerned that Republicans are radicalizing young men by pushing them to be more masculine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (FXNzP)

30 "These idiots aren't shutting down ICE, because ICE is FULLY FUNDED for the year. They're shutting down the Coast Guard, TSA, Cybersecurity agencies, and more. Democrats are putting our country at risk for PURE POLITICS."

Well yea. This has nothing to do with shutting anything down. It's about showing MUH RUHSISTUNCE, no matter what.

The fact that it's an agency involved in the deportation of leper illegals is only icing on the cake.

"We are RESISTING that DASTARDLY Orange Man. We will NEVER STOP FIGHTING THE FIGHT. Send us money!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

31 It seems the time for right wing terrorism might actually be on the horizon.

Not that I'm calling for anything nor would likely, possibly condone anything of that nature. Nope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

32 26 The "Worst of the Worst" are supposed to be a slave class that exists only to generate revenue to distribute to the "Angels of the World".

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (FpHTM)

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Wasn't that what USAID was for?

Why did Biden bring millions here when USAID was doing the work necessary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

33 18 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."


They are not immigrants.. They are illegals who have already broken the law by coming here...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (VE6XX)

34 >>> And it's hilarious because if the base illegal was that attractive of a woman, AWFLs would be screaming for their deportation more than anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)


I'm pretty sure there is a very generous hot weather girl allowance in immigration.

Woah... I just realized that Tricia O'Kelley and Kaitlin Olson are two different people. Oh wow, (again) Tricia was on an episode of Always Sunny.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (3uBP9)

35 Satan's children hate white people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (8EgcX)

36 30 Well yea. This has nothing to do with shutting anything down. It's about showing MUH RUHSISTUNCE, no matter what.

The fact that it's an agency involved in the deportation of leper illegals is only icing on the cake.

"We are RESISTING that DASTARDLY Orange Man. We will NEVER STOP FIGHTING THE FIGHT. Send us money!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Remember 9 years ago when there was Russian collusion?

Paul Ryan was in on it and everything.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

37 If Kamala and/or AOC will be at the fundraiser, word salad will be on the menu....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 20, 2026 03:30 PM (bc2uT)

38 Is anyone really upset if the TSA goes away? Can we make that permanent?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)



It has the potential to make my trip next week a f*cking nightmare........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Wasn't Cohen the guy eating chicken? A real serious guy. Douche canoe. TSA being done would be great news. I worked at FEMA so no one would miss parts of them. DHS was a disaster from the start IMO.

Posted by: turambar at February 20, 2026 03:30 PM (Q0yOR)

40 We cordially invite you to be part of the Jeffries 300!

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 20, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1)

41 What will we do with all the unemployed Somalis?
Posted by: Kindltot

They can start more Learing Centers. They'll be fine.

Posted by: Bulg at February 20, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

42 11 All that s*** and piss... in the river, next to the capitol city, run by Democrats.

Perfect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:24 PM (jtM2q)

MCGA - Make Cholera Great Again

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)

43 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."

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Projection is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:32 PM (5FL4d)

44 Democrats: Fighting for everyone but Americans.

You had your chance. It's someone ELSE'S turn now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

45 I bet the cleanup will be a $hit show.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:32 PM (8EgcX)

46 >>They spent government money,

It wasn't just Rushmore. I think the term comes from Obama having them put up barricades so that you could not even get near the Washington Monument, or any other DC park. They had to find barriers to keep people out of open, unmanned, open spaces.

The Park Rangers were made to lock the toilets in national parks all around the country, but the doors had not locks -- they had to chain them of find other means. Open access park roads were blocked just to say F U to the flyovers. This all cost a lot of money.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:32 PM (P+H85)

47 How long has the sewage been flowing before anyone started doing something about it? To be fair, the Potomac has always been awful.

Posted by: turambar at February 20, 2026 03:33 PM (Q0yOR)

48 Another Babylonian supremacist rears his hoary head.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:33 PM (8EgcX)

49 Do the American people need to prove they are the most law abiding, the most innovative, the most God-fearing,..., in order to have a nation of our own? Is that the standard that Japan had to meet?

Posted by: Oglebay at February 20, 2026 03:33 PM (2ap+5)

50 Second Look at Hercules 5th Labor?

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2026 03:33 PM (1Udfd)

51 Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."

I can only assume that, to the extent there are any real numbers involved at all, he is conflating raw numbers with per capita incidence. It's irrelevant anyway since they have all committed a criminal act by illegally entering and remaining in the United States.

Posted by: Red herring anyone? at February 20, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

52 The democrats and the people who vote for them are shit.

Posted by: Old Iron Pants at February 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Ksqrb)

53 I have some copper ingots available, if you'd like to diversify into precious metals.

Posted by: Ea Nasir at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (0sNs1)

54 And it's hilarious because if the base illegal was that attractive of a woman, AWFLs would be screaming for their deportation more than anyone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)


I'm pretty sure there is a very generous hot weather girl allowance in immigration.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (3uBP9)
_____

There is. Not joking. I forget which one (H1B3?) but it's a specific category for "fashion models."

It's supposed to be for famous, very marketable actual fashion models. But I'm sure you can figure out what this category is really used for.

Also the category for "motion picture or TV" stars. That's now being used overwhelmingly for ... OF whores.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

55 How long has the sewage been flowing before anyone started doing something about it?

Send Nick Shirley there!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (duOzU)

56 The democrats and the people who vote for them are shit.
Posted by: Old Iron Pants at February 20, 2026 03:34 PM (Ksqrb)



This. They will not change. They are not your friends. They never will be. They'll lie to you, use you then try to kill you at some point in the name of 'equity.'

This country is at war. Only the left is fighting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

57 >BREAKING: The US Senate has just FAILED
----

that's it
that's my comment

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (ZxPkt)

58 Those are some mighty expensive tickets for that fundraiser and down at the bottom it says contributions or gifts to the DCCC are not tax deductible.

I wonder what you get for that type of donation?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Vqf0f)

59 I don't believe copper is precious.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (8EgcX)

60 They�re shutting down the Coast Guard, TSA, Cybersecurity agencies, and more. Democrats are putting our country at risk for PURE POLITICS.
___________________________

Just to be Crystal F*cking Clear; we are on the cusp of smacking Iran around which will, without question, activate their sleeper cells in the US, graciously and imcompetently allowed in by the Democrats. AND, they've compromised a number of the entities used to address those threats (TSA, Coast Guard, etc.)

The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

61 They had to find barriers to keep people out of open, unmanned, open spaces

they did this in philly too

it was ... so petty

they closed all the bathrooms in the parks, and those never got opened back up as far as I can tell

I knew how to get into VF and Hopewell Furnace "secret ways" so we'd still go just to be subversive

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

62 Democrat PACs are now putting out complete BS propaganda commercials portraying Republicans and ICE agents as kidnappers who are deporting American citizens.

They'll lie about anything to protect criminal illegals.

-----------

If there isn't one already -- we're gonna need a bigger Tenth Circle of Hell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (5FL4d)

63 Wes Moore! Lightbringer 2.0!!

Save us!!!

Posted by: Bueller? Bueller? at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (bc2uT)

64 32 Wasn't that what USAID was for?

Why did Biden bring millions here when USAID was doing the work necessary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

Because the "Worst of the Worst" still had comfortable lives, and that couldn't continue.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (iXqHn)

65 I'd imagine there has to be other ways to fund the Coast Guard

everything else, meh

let's cut the TSA loose!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

66 Was there a bet on the number of fonts they could use in the invitation?

Posted by: Piper at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (OoFl2)

67
I wonder what you get for that type of donation?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Vqf0f)



$50,000 handy in the bathroom at the event.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Letters of Marque?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (8EgcX)

69 63 Wes Moore! Lightbringer 2.0!!

Save us!!!

Posted by: Bueller? Bueller? at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (bc2uT)

=======

Wes Moore is the Joe Biden of Deval Patricks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

70 The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)


We can absorb a terrorist attack. -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:38 PM (ExV1e)

71 What this country needs is a new Guy Fawkes

I kid, of course

nothing in this country works
politicians at every level have fucked up EVERYTHING

can anyone tell me what the Senate does

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:39 PM (ZxPkt)

72 AI can do TSA's job...

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:39 PM (j42Fn)

73 69 Wes Moore is the Joe Biden of Deval Patricks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, it's a step above Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (iXqHn)

74 saw on X:
Neighbor in Minneapolis got word his neighbor had some illegals living in his house.
Dropped a dime to ICE.
ICE rolled up, snatched the 3 Juans.
And the homeowner for harboring.

LOL
FAFO

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (HXT0k)

75 Forget $310,000.
Minimum is $25,000
Party of Millionaires n Billionaires!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (RIvkX)

76 I question the timing. An op is underweigh.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (8EgcX)

77 can anyone tell me what the Senate does
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:39 PM (ZxPkt)


They're "the greatest deliberative body on Earth." Just ask them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (ExV1e)

78 71 can anyone tell me what the Senate does
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:39 PM (ZxPkt)

*makes vague wanking motion*

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (iXqHn)

79 74 saw on X:
Neighbor in Minneapolis got word his neighbor had some illegals living in his house.
Dropped a dime to ICE.
ICE rolled up, snatched the 3 Juans.
And the homeowner for harboring.

LOL
FAFO

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (HXT0k)

======

He's sending brown people out of racist, capitalist America to go back to socialist paradises without racism.

The left should celebrate this man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

80 AI can do TSA's job...
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:39 PM (j42Fn)


AI can grope you?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

81 OK France is joining the fucking us over now:


Breaking:

UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran .

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ZxPkt)

82 >>The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.


What's the downside?

Posted by: one hour sober at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Y1sOo)

83 AI can grope you?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

your expectations of TSA are different from mine ...

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (j42Fn)

84 The solution to these shutdowns is to eliminate the "full back pay" provisions.

Maybe give them half pay for time missed to start.

The gov. workers are mostly Dems, and they get a paid vacation from all this. That has to end.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (P+H85)

85 81 OK France is joining the fucking us over now:


Breaking:

UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran .
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ZxPkt)

France? Not surprising at all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (fYhK6)

86 82 >>The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.


What's the downside?

Posted by: one hour sober at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Y1sOo)

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Can you imagine the news coverage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

87 58 Those are some mighty expensive tickets for that fundraiser and down at the bottom it says contributions or gifts to the DCCC are not tax deductible.

I wonder what you get for that type of donation?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 20, 2026 03:35 PM (Vqf0f)

Cheese pizza

Posted by: They're all deviants at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

88 81 Breaking:

UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran .
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ZxPkt)

Why wouldn't Yookay and France side with their fellow Islamic country?

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (iXqHn)

89 81 I have despised France pretty much my entire life. I have no idea why anyone would want to go there. Fuck France in particular.

Posted by: turambar at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (Q0yOR)

90 Wes Moore is the Joe Biden of Deval Patricks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, it's a step above Andrew Gillum.
Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:40 PM (iXqHn)
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I think you mean a step BEHIND ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

91 Did the UK and France just anounce an oil deal with Iran?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (8EgcX)

92 There's some bad juju out and about

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (ZxPkt)

93 your expectations of TSA are different from mine ...
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (j42Fn)


My expectations of TSA are based purely on my interactions with TSA.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)

94
Leonidas 300 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jeffries 300

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

95 84 The solution to these shutdowns is to eliminate the "full back pay" provisions.

Maybe give them half pay for time missed to start.

The gov. workers are mostly Dems, and they get a paid vacation from all this. That has to end.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (P+H85)

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The solution is to empty out roles and then not fill them so that every time a shut down happens, a percentage of the federal workforce if fired and not replaced.

In related news, the fed government has its smallest workforce in terms of number of employees since the 60s. It had the largest workforce in decades at the end of 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

96
COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."

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Flesh eating goblin.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2026 03:43 PM (azNOR)

97 Just to be Crystal F*cking Clear; we are on the cusp of smacking Iran around which will, without question, activate their sleeper cells in the US, graciously and imcompetently allowed in by the Democrats. AND, they've compromised a number of the entities used to address those threats (TSA, Coast Guard, etc.)

The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

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Make Terrorists Attacking The U.S. Capitol Great Again!

/Puerto Rican Terrorists Pardoned By Bubba Clinton

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (5FL4d)

98 France has been skirting the Iranian Embargoes all along.

Fuck them. Let them serve their muslim masters.
They'll get their just desserts.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (1Udfd)

99 can anyone tell me what the Senate does
Posted by: Don Black
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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (P+H85)

100 We have no military bases in France.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (j42Fn)

101 If you don't like it, go back to Warsaw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (8EgcX)

102 90 I think you mean a step BEHIND ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Moore hasn't been caught doing meth with gay prostitutes yet.

Yet.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (iXqHn)

103 100 We have no military bases in France.

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (j42Fn)

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Do they have bases in overseas French properties closer to the Middle East?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

104 Native Americans are bad now?

Posted by: Max Power at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (q177U)

105 UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran.
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'What was it you say you do around here again?'

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

106 We have no military bases in France.
Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:44 PM (j42Fn)


I suppose we can always 'accidentally' bomb their embassy in Iran. Accidentally.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (ExV1e)

107 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."



He just told everyone he hates Americans and think they're the root of all evil.

Yet, he'll get re-elected overwhelmingly next go around.

Americans can be f*cking stupid, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

108 That's really some argument, Cohen. Americans are the worst of the worst who commit the most heinous crimes. By contrast, the illegals who rape, murder, cause drunk driving accidents, engage in huge fraud schemes, carjack, kidnap, etc. are not that bad, actually. When you compare the two, it is obvious to everyone with a brain that they should be allowed to stay.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (v93NZ)

109 70 The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

We can absorb a terrorist attack. -- Barry Soetoro
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 03:38 PM (ExV1e)

"The targets of those sleeper cells .... will be downtown ... LA and the like."

Your terms are acceptable......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (QGaXH)

110 102 90 I think you mean a step BEHIND ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Moore hasn't been caught doing meth with gay prostitutes yet.

Yet.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (iXqHn)

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He was caught on camera stanning like a 50 year old woman meeting a K-Pop band with Trump at a football game about a year ago.

Worse for a Democrat office holder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

111 Native Americans are bad now?
Posted by: Max Power at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (q177U)



Heh.

Someone should throw that up in his eXcrement feed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Shut down all air travel.
See how long it takes for Dems to cave.

Posted by: I Choose Dogs at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (tsYFt)

113 At one point I thought Margot Robbie and Jaime Pressly were the same person too. Blonds somehow dazzle and completely short circuit the reasoning center of my brain and I lose the ability to discern between them all. They collapse into a single entity, a single amorphous blond entity that is a proxy for all pretty blonds in the universe.

I bet, you could use a blond to travel through "the ways", there being only one real blond instance distributed all across space and time, if you were an advanced spacefaring civilization and all.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (3uBP9)

114 We can't just let American citizens be the only criminals, we need more diversity in crime!
- The Dems

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)

115 Elizabeth Warren hardest hit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (8EgcX)

116 The solution is to empty out roles and then not fill them so that every time a shut down happens, a percentage of the federal workforce if fired and not replaced.

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This is the way.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (5FL4d)

117 Mazola, corn goodness.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (8EgcX)

118 88 81 Breaking:

UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran .
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ZxPkt)
___________________________

That sort of sh*t makes me wonder if they have been circumventing the sanctions on Iran in some capacity. They aren't going to take a stance on principle. But, they certainly would based on money.

Technically, they were circumventing the sanctions on Russia until just two weeks ago. So, to them it wouldn't be a moral issue.

Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)

119 Do they have bases in overseas French properties closer to the Middle East?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

In Djibouti!

Posted by: runner at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (j42Fn)

120 Mazola, corn goodness.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (8EgcX)



Land o Lakes squaw hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

121 I didn't realize Native Americans committed so many crimes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (8EgcX)

122 update to Idaho bombing if not already reported.

From my sister in Boise:

Only it wasn't a state building it was a medical building.
A building next to St Lukes hospital.
They rented an office to DHS not even sure that was where the office was located.

Posted by: lurking Brown at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (d2wVO)

123 > "These idiots aren't shutting down ICE, because ICE is FULLY FUNDED for the year. They're shutting down the Coast Guard, TSA, Cybersecurity agencies, and more. Democrats are putting our country at risk for PURE POLITICS."
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A couple of not-yet-found and deported jihadi's that crossed over the border during *biden's reign are licking their chops.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (jtM2q)

124 We can't just let American citizens be the only criminals, we need more diversity in crime!
- The Dems

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (n5tGW)

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Of course:

(1) They use absolute, not relative, numbers to shit on American Citizens; and

(2) They ignore the fact that 100% of illegal immigrants are, in fact, criminals.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (5FL4d)

125
The solution is to empty out roles and then not fill them so that every time a shut down happens, a percentage of the federal workforce if fired and not replaced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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That never worked with strikes. In the 70s and 80s, in steel, auto, etc. with each walkout they lost staff but got raises and the union bosses didn't care since they had more money for them.

I think the Dems will just think they will rehire all these people next time in power. They need for their constituents to pay a price for not working due to the shutdown.

Hell, if I don't work I don't get paid so why should they be different?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (P+H85)

126 116 The solution is to empty out roles and then not fill them so that every time a shut down happens, a percentage of the federal workforce if fired and not replaced.

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This is the way.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (5FL4d)

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The no pay back is not a bad idea.

But just...5% of the fed workforce gets fired every shutdown?

There's a reason this is such a pathetic shutdown only affecting like 20% of one agency.

Because the last one hurt the left. A lot.

Yeah, they won two governor's elections that they were going to win anyway, but they lost a lot more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

127 Hakeem Jeffries was on Squawkbox with Joe and Andrew this morning. No Becky, because she eviscerated Hak the last time he was on. The guy is really difficult to listen to, mostly because he is more full of crap than bird's nest soup at a Chinese buffet, but in addition, he has a profound speech impediment. He sounds like his tongue is paralyzed.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 20, 2026 03:49 PM (2ap+5)

128 USA men's hockey is up 2-0 over Slovakia already

they look GOOD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2026 03:49 PM (j+aD2)

129 That sort of sh*t makes me wonder if they have been circumventing the sanctions on Iran in some capacity.

Well, in France's case, that's been practically the national sport any time there are sanctions anywhere against anyone... I wouldn't be surprised at Chuck's GB also playing those kind of game.

Posted by: RandomDave at February 20, 2026 03:49 PM (aJQbY)

130 120 Mazola, corn goodness.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:47 PM (8EgcX)


Land o Lakes squaw hardest hit.
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She had a great pair of knees.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 20, 2026 03:49 PM (pZ64F)

131 Will this shut down the EBT?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (8EgcX)

132 But that reminds me, I'd forgotten but there is a specific section of the Immigration Code that makes it a crime for citizens to allow an illegal to live in their home.

It might also include provisions about, say, doing their grocery shopping for them so they don't have to leave their house and get caught.

A couple of things to keep in mind as the left thinks "immigration law is just a civil violation."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (HXT0k)

133 New TSA rule for Congresscritters: All representatives, senators, family, and staff must fly or take trains in orange jumpsuits marked Federal Bureau of Prisons. No carryon luggage, no makeup, no wigs, no jewelry, nothing on their person except for identification. Strip searches are required, and body cavity checks are permitted without probable cause.

I'm open to having representatives and senators chained hand and feet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (S/Y4j)

134 If Thune gets the SAVE act through I'll give him a few weeks to deal with the other crap. You'd like to think that the Senate can do more than one non ministerial thing at a time, but I'll settle for one big one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (/PQmQ)

135 107 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."

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I look at him and I struggle to argue that he is incorrect.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (P+H85)

136 At one point I thought Margot Robbie and Jaime Pressly were the same person....

Say no more. I agree.
Jaime during her Earl days and Robbie as Harley Quinn.
Same girl, different timelines.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (Hx0tZ)

137 125
That never worked with strikes. In the 70s and 80s, in steel, auto, etc. with each walkout they lost staff but got raises and the union bosses didn't care since they had more money for them.

I think the Dems will just think they will rehire all these people next time in power. They need for their constituents to pay a price for not working due to the shutdown.

Hell, if I don't work I don't get paid so why should they be different?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (P+H85)

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It depends on how they're fired. The way Trump is doing it now (well, not specific to this "shutdown" but in general) is to let the individual go and then eliminate the position by eliminating the regulations authorizing the role.

In a post-Chevron world, that's going to be a whole lot harder to undo.

Never mind that it's 3 years from fired to "hey, Dems want you back," but there's also the whole new regulation process that is now under judicial review. If they even get past that, they have to staff up and find funding.

That's not, "flick a switch and bring them all back." That's a long slog through rebuilding a torn down infrastructure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

138 >>That sort of sh*t makes me wonder if they have been circumventing the sanctions on Iran in some capacity.


Every round of embargoes, yes. This has been going on for decades.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (1Udfd)

139 6 Was there a bet on the number of fonts they could use in the invitation?
Posted by: Piper

Now, THAT is some funny stuff!

Posted by: Cellist at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (Nx5jP)

140 A couple of not-yet-found and deported jihadi's that crossed over the border during *biden's reign are licking their chops.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (jtM2q)

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I hope I'm wrong, but I fear it's closer to a couple thousand.

Although it will, as you suggest, likely be a small percentage that acts when activated.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (5FL4d)

141 Ha ha! More raw sewage! Get your AI to resolve that fucking problem.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (gVUi7)

142 8 U.S.C. § 1324(a)(1)(A)(iii), which states (in relevant part):
Any person who—
knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, conceals, harbors, or shields from detection, or attempts to conceal, harbor, or shield from detection, such alien in any place, including any building or any means of transportation;
... shall be punished as provided in subparagraph (B)

Penalties vary by circumstances (per alien involved):
Up to 5 years imprisonment (and/or fine) in standard cases.
Up to 10 years if done for commercial advantage or private financial gain.
Up to 20 years if it causes serious bodily injury or jeopardizes life.
Life imprisonment or even the death penalty if death results.
--
jUst A CiVIL viOlaTiON!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (HXT0k)

143 132 But that reminds me, I'd forgotten but there is a specific section of the Immigration Code that makes it a crime for citizens to allow an illegal to live in their home.

It might also include provisions about, say, doing their grocery shopping for them so they don't have to leave their house and get caught.

A couple of things to keep in mind as the left thinks "immigration law is just a civil violation."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (HXT0k)

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It's almost like we don't need more laws. That there are hundreds of laws on the books to deal with our immigration problem, and the problem was that we never had a DOJ willing to enforce the laws.

Instead, we had fucking George W. Bush.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

144 Was there a bet on the number of fonts they could use in the invitation?

Posted by: Piper

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"One for EACH OF THE 57 GENDERS, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (5FL4d)

145 *bursts in*

*pulls pin*
*aims low*
*squeezes handle*
*sweeps side to side*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (W2Pud)

146 127 Hakeem Jeffries was on Squawkbox with Joe and Andrew this morning. No Becky, because she eviscerated Hak the last time he was on. The guy is really difficult to listen to, mostly because he is more full of crap than bird's nest soup at a Chinese buffet, but in addition, he has a profound speech impediment. He sounds like his tongue is paralyzed.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 20, 2026 03:49 PM (2ap+5)

Wait, that's not a Key and Peele sketch?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (w/O5Q)

147 90 I think you mean a step BEHIND ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Moore hasn't been caught doing meth with gay prostitutes yet.

Yet.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:45 PM (iXqHn)

======

He was caught on camera stanning like a 50 year old woman meeting a K-Pop band with Trump at a football game about a year ago.

Worse for a Democrat office holder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
__

The vid is unbelievable. Like it's AI.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

148 134 If Thune gets the SAVE act through I'll give him a few weeks to deal with the other crap. You'd like to think that the Senate can do more than one non ministerial thing at a time, but I'll settle for one big one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (/PQmQ)

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They really can't. Senate is one item at a time. It's just how it works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

149 >>More raw sewage! Get your AI to resolve that fucking problem.


FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers should re-route the Potomac through the Capitol Building.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (1Udfd)

150 Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yes, why not both!

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (P+H85)

151 Not just live in your home. Assist them in anyway is illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:54 PM (8EgcX)

152 141 Ha ha! More raw sewage! Get your AI to resolve that fucking problem.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 20, 2026 03:52 PM (gVUi7)

I saw Rew Sewage open for Turds of Misery at the Capital Centre.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 03:54 PM (iXqHn)

153 The targets of those sleeper cells isn't going to be some place in Iowa. It will be downtown NYC, Boston, LA and the like.

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Nice shithole democratic cities you got there, be a shame if sumthin happen to em....

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops is out of fcks at February 20, 2026 03:54 PM (hDrm1)

154 >>Assist them in anyway is illegal.


Sounds like ALL the NGOs, Churches, and Employers to me.

Arrest them all. Seize their holdings.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (1Udfd)

155 Was there a bet on the number of fonts they could use in the invitation?

Posted by: Piper


Shoulda used wing dings

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (MGB5H)

156 147
He was caught on camera stanning like a 50 year old woman meeting a K-Pop band with Trump at a football game about a year ago.

Worse for a Democrat office holder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
__

The vid is unbelievable. Like it's AI.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

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Anti-Trumpism is theater in the certain parts of the highest levels of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

157 But that reminds me, I'd forgotten but there is a specific section of the Immigration Code that makes it a crime for citizens to allow an illegal to live in their home.

It might also include provisions about, say, doing their grocery shopping for them so they don't have to leave their house and get caught.

A couple of things to keep in mind as the left thinks "immigration law is just a civil violation."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (HXT0k)

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Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - Bringing in and harboring certain aliens

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (5FL4d)

158 81 OK France is joining the fucking us over now:


Breaking:

UK and France officially deny the US to use their soil against Iran .
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 03:41 PM (ZxPkt)

Tell the French we'll do what we want and if they don't like it take it up with the 10,000 dead American teen-agers buried above Normandy......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (QGaXH)

159 I blame American Turds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:56 PM (8EgcX)

160 "The US Senate has just FAILED to advance the DHS funding bill, which means DHS will likely shutdown tomorrow night."

"Likely"? What's with the weasel word?

I think I now see what's going on. Democunts look tough and very resist-y on Friday. Then, in the middle of the night, while their filthy constituents are too busy sucking each other's dicks and eating yummy shit pebbles, the Democunts cave and DHS gets funded.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

161 I remember when Thomas Sowell talked about gov shut downs. He gave the example of, if the gov does two things, such as supplying baby food and making statues of Hitler, the dems would stop funding for baby food to punish the populace during the shut down.

Posted by: Mark in SC at February 20, 2026 03:56 PM (Vvo0d)

162 And the French and Brits just can’t understand why Trump is less than thrilled with them and NATO.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

163 Young Turds.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:57 PM (8EgcX)

164 Weapons malfunction.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (8EgcX)

165 162 And the French and Brits just can’t understand why Trump is less than thrilled with them and NATO.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

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NATO exists in order for America to pay the salaries of connected cronies European generals to play at war.

Attacking NATO is an attack on freedom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

166 "It wasn't just Rushmore. I think the term comes from Obama having them put up barricades so that you could not even get near the Washington Monument, or any other DC park. They had to find barriers to keep people out of open, unmanned, open spaces.
Posted by: bob"


After a week or two there was a genuine Peaceful Protest and a large group of patriots forcefully removed a number the barriers and carried them to a spot and piled them up. There was an picture of a young man, a vet I think in his wheelchair carrying part of a barrier. Should have been picture of eh years, but naturally the MSM never published that anywhere . You really can't hate those vile creatures enough.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (GUOwU)

167
Back in the 1970s, there was a constant raw sewage overflow into Cabin John Creek in Montgomery County MD. This is a tributary of the Potomac. It was due to sewage flow exceeding the capacity of the sewer line. Like a lot of main sewer lines, this one ran next to a creek:

I went and looked at the overflow. Must have been thousands of gallons an hour. The water authority went to local schools encouraging residents to put a couple of bricks in their toilet tanks to diminish the flow. So, sewage flow into the Potomac has occurred in the past. This latest cave-in and abject incompetent failure sounds like the worst yet. By far. I think the Authority should not be part of the DC government.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (azNOR)

168 I haven't followed the sewage spill, but if it affects the Bay, a lot of rich lefties who live and boat on the bay are going to be very upset when the weather warms up.

The Bay has a lot of nice homes with water access, and that is a kind of big deal to them. They are very proud of how clean they keep it by enforcing all kinds of laws on the lower classes. It is DCs private lake.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (P+H85)

169 > A couple of not-yet-found and deported jihadi's that crossed over the border during *biden's reign are licking their chops.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:48 PM (jtM2q)

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I hope I'm wrong, but I fear it's closer to a couple thousand.

Although it will, as you suggest, likely be a small percentage that acts when activated.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 03:51 PM (5FL4d)
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You're correct. It's estimated there are over 10K Middle Eastern single men here that illegally entered the US during *biden's 4 years.

Many are unaccounted for. They do not make themselves publicly available, when possible. For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (jtM2q)

170 Oh, no, all those French airbases in the ME with the nice, long runways we would need for logistics and operational support, which total zero, are no longer available to us.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (Y1sOo)

171 If I’m not mistaken Steve Cohen represents Memphis so he’s probably speaking from his own personal experience of what “worst of the worst” is.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

172 He was caught on camera stanning like a 50 year old woman meeting a K-Pop band with Trump at a football game about a year ago.

Worse for a Democrat office holder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:46 PM (GBKbO)
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The vid is unbelievable. Like it's AI.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

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Anti-Trumpism is theater in the certain parts of the highest levels of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:55 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea. But Moore was genuinely giddy with excitement and so fawning in praise and respect that it was just ... weird. I don't think the MAGA-iest MAGA gov would meet Trump like that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

173 LOL, I'm rolling.

That f'ing tard just got himself 3 charges of harboring, with up to 5 years each.

15 years in Club Fed, lol

Sure, go take that week's worth of groceries to that house full of 15 illegals.
Nothing will happen.
Just a slap on the wrist.
You'll be home before sunset if you do get caught.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (HXT0k)

174 SAVE ACT sounds like saving money.
It's a tax! Overruled because it didn't go through budgetary process!

Posted by: John Roberts at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)

175 169 You're correct. It's estimated there are over 10K Middle Eastern single men here that illegally entered the US during *biden's 4 years.

Many are unaccounted for. They do not make themselves publicly available, when possible. For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (jtM2q)

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I would be shocked if a not insignificant number of them have gone native and just watch porn all day, having completely abandoned any ideals of destroying the great Satan in between weflare for their apartments and videos of blonde American girls kissing each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

176
You're correct. It's estimated there are over 10K Middle Eastern single men here that illegally entered the US during *biden's 4 years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM


and that's just in dearbornistan

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (tljrc)

177 The globalist string pullers dont want Iran defenstrated. Its one of their catspaws....

Posted by: Obvs. at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (hDrm1)

178 I blame the likes of John Thune and his cadre of CCP bought cocksuckers in the US Senate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2026 04:00 PM (abIsI)

179 172 Yea. But Moore was genuinely giddy with excitement and so fawning in praise and respect that it was just ... weird. I don't think the MAGA-iest MAGA gov would meet Trump like that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

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I met him once.

He signed my copy of a biography of Zachary Taylor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

180 If Thune gets the SAVE act through I'll give him a few weeks to deal with the other crap. You'd like to think that the Senate can do more than one non ministerial thing at a time, but I'll settle for one big one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 03:50 PM (/PQmQ)

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They really can't. Senate is one item at a time. It's just how it works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has strongly advocated for the SAVE America Act to be attached to a must-pass spending bill that, in theory, would survive a filibuster.

Don't know if that would work in practice or Thune has the testicular fortitude to do so. Would likely cause yet another "government shutdown" as Dems object -- but in theory they'd eventually cave ... again.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 04:01 PM (5FL4d)

181 The French are saying 'fuck you' in spirit, if not deed

Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 04:01 PM (ZxPkt)

182 Stanning?

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Q+gd/)

183 @169 toss in the allegedly "vetted "Afghans and that's a lot of potential for jihadist behavior

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (/PQmQ)

184 Attacking NATO is an attack on freedom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

If you replace ‘NATO’ with ‘EU’ you’ll begin to understand what their real priority is.

When Trump said the EU was created just to compete with the U.S. they knew the jig was up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

185 Oh, you got reimbursed gas money for your little grocery Run for Juan?

That kicks it to 10 years per illegal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k)

186 And the French and Brits just can’t understand why Trump is less than thrilled with them and NATO.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

When he's not busy with side-quests, maybe Trump should have Rubio deliver a speech to the NATO leadership, wherein he lists demands for continued American membership. Among those demands would be France and the UK giving up their nuclear arms to the US.


And Greenland.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Hx0tZ)

187 Any chance France will surrender on this position?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 04:03 PM (8EgcX)

188 180 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna has strongly advocated for the SAVE America Act to be attached to a must-pass spending bill that, in theory, would survive a filibuster.

Don't know if that would work in practice or Thune has the testicular fortitude to do so. Would likely cause yet another "government shutdown" as Dems object -- but in theory they'd eventually cave ... again.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 04:01 PM (5FL4d)

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Parliamentarian would probably object on something like a second Reconciliation bill, and it would be up to Thune to sneak it through again like he did most of what got pulled out of the OBBB.

I prefer the straight forward, "let the Senate debate for a week and then have a real floor vote" strategy, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

189 The French are saying 'fuck you' in spirit, if not deed
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The french, taunting?! Non.

Posted by: Obvs. at February 20, 2026 04:03 PM (hDrm1)

190 182 Stanning?
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Q+gd/)

Extreme fan worship

Posted by: It's me donna at February 20, 2026 04:03 PM (VE6XX)

191 I'm not really a fan of FEMA or DHS.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 20, 2026 04:04 PM (xcxpd)

192 The French are saying 'fuck you' in spirit, if not deed
Posted by: Don Black at February 20, 2026 04:01 PM (ZxPkt)


I hope that Trump finds an opportunity to introduce them to the Dildo of Consequence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:04 PM (ExV1e)

193 191 I'm not really a fan of FEMA or DHS.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


*fist bump*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (abIsI)

194 >>> Stanning?
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Q+gd/)


I don't know how it came to be etymology wise, but means being a super fan of something.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

195 > You're correct. It's estimated there are over 10K Middle Eastern single men here that illegally entered the US during *biden's 4 years.

Many are unaccounted for. They do not make themselves publicly available, when possible. For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (jtM2q)

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I would be shocked if a not insignificant number of them have gone native and just watch porn all day, having completely abandoned any ideals of destroying the great Satan in between weflare for their apartments and videos of blonde American girls kissing each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
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The purported "Iranian assassination squad(s)" here to kill Trump are not necessarily a figment of the FBI's imagination. More than a handful are here to do us harm.

But, as you say, some... perhaps many, have "gone native" and don't really care about "the great Satan."

Those that are here with purpose will cause chaos if not caught before.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (jtM2q)

196 What of the Toilet Safety Adminisration?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (8EgcX)

197 175 I would be shocked if a not insignificant number of them have gone native and just watch porn all day, having completely abandoned any ideals of destroying the great Satan in between weflare for their apartments and videos of blonde American girls kissing each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

Until their Imam from the Old Country follows them here and finds out...

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (iXqHn)

198 182 Stanning?
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Q+gd/)

'stalker fan'. Super stupid fans of someone or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (xcxpd)

199 184 When Trump said the EU was created just to compete with the U.S. they knew the jig was up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

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I thought the EU was explicit about that at the time. Heck I thought they were explicit about it in the precursor organization, the EC.

It's just that the idea of a union of Germany, France, England, Italy, and Spain was and continues to be ludicrous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

200 I would be shocked if a not insignificant number of them have gone native and just watch porn all day, having completely abandoned any ideals of destroying the great Satan in between weflare for their apartments and videos of blonde American girls kissing each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

There's been worries of Iranian sleeper cells for decades and I suspect the vast majority of them have gone native.
Peace and prosperity have a way of soothing all but the most fervent.
Anyone here less than 5 years may still be suspect.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (Hx0tZ)

201 194 I don't know how it came to be etymology wise, but means being a super fan of something.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (3uBP9)

The Eminem song "Stan", about an obsessed fan who keeps writing him weird/creepy/stalker-ish letters.

Posted by: XTC at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (iXqHn)

202 and videos of blonde American girls kissing each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

This is what separates me from them.

Blonde, brunette, redhead, raven-haired…

I appreciate all flavors of American women kissing each other.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

203 If the US left NATO, the Western European nations would collapse in a heap of Islamic terrorism and general government/society incompetence. The French and the Germans would be at war within six months even if it only amounted to throwing rocks at each other.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (/PQmQ)

204 198 182 Stanning?
Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Q+gd/)

'stalker fan'. Super stupid fans of someone or something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 20, 2026 04:05 PM (xcxpd)

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AtC and BTS, for instance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

205 So far, however, FEMA has deployed few, if any, resources to assist with the sewage spill, CNN reported, citing three agency officials.

Oops. Nobody expects a shit boomerang!

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (LQ2H/)

206 There was a time in which the British people would have been absolutely disgusted to know they were doing anything along with and in the same way as France.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (3uBP9)

207 196 What of the Toilet Safety Adminisration?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Plenty of opportunities on OF for shoe fetish and sexual groping.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (abIsI)

208 Supreme Court of the United States is solely responsible for the following:

30 24 This trans politician [Rep. Leigh Finke (D)] opposes age restrictions for porn because it could "be educational" for "queer" kids 🤔

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Also . . .

EXCLUSIVE: Top PornHub staff admits to inserting “gay” and “trans” themes into mainstream porn to “convert” straight men

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Boy, if you can't trust PornHub, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 20, 2026 02:27 PM (FXNzP)

Pornhub a no go in my state without age verification now. Oops, Oopsie!!
Posted by: tubal

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (OAPjy)

209 Vichy France, but now Communist light

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

210 This is slightly amusing:

"NORTH COLLEGE HILL, Ohio — North College Hill City Schools is working with police to identify who participated in "riotous behavior" after police said a student walkout (ICE Protest) resulted in "disorderly conduct" at a local Kroger Wednesday afternoon."

Everybody in charge claims the students organized the event.

Uh-huh.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (DgMqy)

211 I haven't followed the sewage spill, but if it affects the Bay, a lot of rich lefties who live and boat on the bay are going to be very upset when the weather warms up.

The Bay has a lot of nice homes with water access, and that is a kind of big deal to them. They are very proud of how clean they keep it by enforcing all kinds of laws on the lower classes. It is DCs private lake.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 03:58 PM (P+H85)

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I heard yesterday from someone who lives near there that owing to the recent harsh winter weather, The Potomac is frozen over -- and the sewage is spilling on top of the ice.

Gross ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 04:07 PM (5FL4d)

212 I appreciate all flavors of American women kissing each other.
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And the enthusiastic scissoring!!! Arts and crafts dont you know!

Posted by: Obvs. at February 20, 2026 04:08 PM (hDrm1)

213 Is tje spending for the poop cleanup affected?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 20, 2026 04:08 PM (8EgcX)

214
Pornhub a no go in my state without age verification now. Oops, Oopsie!!
Posted by: tubal



Even with the Texas law, there's SOOOOO much porn out there available to the naked eye.....or naked guy, looking for some visual stimulation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

215 The French and the Germans would be at war within six months even if it only amounted to throwing rocks at each other.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (/PQmQ)


Sunni vs Shia.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

216 They're shutting down the Coast Guard

Aha, they've noticed the extraordinary powers of the Coast Guard. I bet they won't be shut down when it counts.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2026 04:09 PM (LQ2H/)

217 The Potomac is frozen over -- and the sewage is spilling on top of the ice.

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DC stinks on ice.

Posted by: Obvs. at February 20, 2026 04:09 PM (hDrm1)

218 AtC and BTS, for instance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

Ruh roh! Better put your shinguards on!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:09 PM (Hx0tZ)

219 I'm pretty sure there is a very generous hot weather girl allowance in immigration.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 20, 2026 03:29 PM (3uBP9)


Indeed, they would fall under the auspices of the O1-B visa for "extraordinary ability in the arts, motion picture, or television industry," which is so generous that even "influencers" and OF camthots are getting in that way.

Posted by: SciVo at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (Sy6m/)

220 Wouldn't it be in their interest to leave America and move to a country without racism like Mexico?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

or taking a note from the Japanese

Round them up and employ them as comfort women.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (OAPjy)

221 I thought the EU was explicit about that at the time. Heck I thought they were explicit about it in the precursor organization, the EC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

They were, but not boisterous about it.

It’s just nobody, esoecially an American president, is supposed to say it out loud.

That would be crass, rude and unfriendly, and typically American.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

222 >>>So far, however, FEMA has deployed few, if any, resources to assist with the sewage spill, CNN reported, citing three agency officials.

Oops. Nobody expects a shit boomerang!

Posted by: t-bird

>> Have you received your OSHA approved inoculations? Do you have the proper PPE? You can't just wade into the situation and muck around like this is a barnyard crisis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (gVUi7)

223 186 And the French and Brits just can’t understand why Trump is less than thrilled with them and NATO.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 20, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

When he's not busy with side-quests, maybe Trump should have Rubio deliver a speech to the NATO leadership, wherein he lists demands for continued American membership. Among those demands would be France and the UK giving up their nuclear arms to the US.


And Greenland.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Hx0tZ)

and....well, actually, there's nothing else I would want from them.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

224 I always suspected DC was a sewer and not a swamp

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

225 So far, however, FEMA has deployed few, if any, resources to assist with the sewage spill, CNN reported, citing three agency officials.


Who on Earth trusts anything coming from CNN at this point?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 20, 2026 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

226 The Potomac is frozen over -- and the sewage is spilling on top of the ice.

Gross ...
Posted by: ShainS


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LOL.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 20, 2026 04:12 PM (P+H85)

227 "And then you will blow me."
-Rubio's last line, kicking over the podium and taking the last helicopter out of Berlin

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

228 In addition to his many other accomplishments, Governor Wes Moore was a Master Plumber. He'll fix that sewer line. Who needs FEMA.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 20, 2026 04:12 PM (MZ+PY)

229 If the US left NATO, the Western European nations would collapse in a heap of Islamic terrorism and general government/society incompetence. The French and the Germans would be at war within six months even if it only amounted to throwing rocks at each other.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 04:06 PM (/PQmQ)

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Stench Warfare.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 04:12 PM (5FL4d)

230 When he's not busy with side-quests, maybe Trump should have Rubio deliver a speech to the NATO leadership, wherein he lists demands for continued American membership. Among those demands would be France and the UK giving up their nuclear arms to the US.


And Greenland.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:02 PM (Hx0tZ)

and....well, actually, there's nothing else I would want from them.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 04:10 PM (QGaXH)


That's short-sighted. I'd also demand that both countries adopt Ubbi Dubbi as their common, official, language and that all government work would be required to be performed therein.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

231 Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."

This is the Democrats' limited-hangout version of "white people are terrible and must be eliminated".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

232 This photog went to the sewage bypass site. They're using a dry canal to bypass the Pooptomac river.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo6kVdt2vos

This is a good channel to find out what's going on in the DC streets and WH.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 20, 2026 04:14 PM (abIsI)

233 I always suspected DC was a sewer and not a swamp

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at February 20, 2026 04:14 PM (5FL4d)

234 "Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."


Whom do you serve?

Posted by: Saruman at February 20, 2026 04:14 PM (Q+gd/)

235 230 That's short-sighted. I'd also demand that both countries adopt Ubbi Dubbi as their common, official, language and that all government work would be required to be performed therein.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

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"If you want America to continue to invest in NATO, you will bring me King Charles III. He will bow to me, declare me the God King of the planet, and officially name his country Airstrip One. And when he's done that, I will shoot him in the head, and all of Britain will applaud me. And then we will consider staying in NATO."

-a pause-

"The answer will still be no."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

236 A nice bacterial plague in DC caused by the Potomac sewage might go a long way to draining the swamp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 20, 2026 04:15 PM (/PQmQ)

237 191 I worked at FEMA HQ. Had to deal with DHS Tech peeps. Assholes, arrogant and no clue. Both sides, really. Hated dealing with them. And FEMA was incredibly racist - I saw it all the time. But ya know, "black people can't be wacist!!11". Sure, Jan.

Posted by: turambar at February 20, 2026 04:15 PM (Q0yOR)

238 And then you will blow me."
-Rubio's last line, kicking over the podium and taking the last helicopter out of Berlin
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 20, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

Once in a while I actually do laugh out loud.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:15 PM (Hx0tZ)

239 British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

Funny, sad, and true. I wonder if he's in jail yet.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2026 04:15 PM (LQ2H/)

240 Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."

This is the Democrats' limited-hangout version of "white people are terrible and must be eliminated".
Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)


Given the attitudes of the various electorates these days, you'd think a Jew would be moderating his stances in an effort to be able to transform into a RINO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:15 PM (ExV1e)

241 > Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."
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And a not insignificant percentage of the electorate agrees with him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 20, 2026 04:16 PM (jtM2q)

242 Enough of this nonsense - I'm missing Kudlow....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 20, 2026 04:16 PM (QGaXH)

243 owing to the recent harsh winter weather, The Potomac is frozen over -- and the sewage is spilling on top of the ice.

Short straw drives the Zamboni today.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2026 04:17 PM (LQ2H/)

244 In other news, as we approach the market close, it's still flat. It's up about a quarter point for the week.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:18 PM (ExV1e)

245 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 20, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

246 Nood. Dunces

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2026 04:23 PM (Hx0tZ)

247 Seems to me the Washington political class c*cksuckers are the hands-down worst of the worst.

Let us join hands with our fellow Americans of different stripes to employ all manner of trebuchet, catapult, longbow, and crossbow to rid ourselves of these pestilent c*nts forevermore.....

Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 20, 2026 04:23 PM (kOluj)

248
"Democrat Rep. Steve Cohen defends criminal illegals by saying American citizens are the real "worst of the worst."
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Whom do you serve?
Posted by: Saruman

I read that in George Thorogood's voice

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 20, 2026 04:24 PM (QVmho)

249 How can I call my U.S. representative?
If you know who your representative is but you are unable to contact them using their contact form, the Clerk of the House maintains addresses and phone numbers of all House members and Committees, or you may call (202) 224-3121 for the U.S. House switchboard operator.

Also, house dot gov:
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They've help kill more than enough US citizens.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 20, 2026 04:30 PM (NFX2v)

250 >>A Maryland sewer line just burst and is pumping in tons and tons of unprocessed shit and piss into the Potomac.

Fortunately, it's downriver from Trump National golf course.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 20, 2026 04:32 PM (w6EFb)

251 COHEN: "The worst of the worst are not the immigrants, the worst of the worst, records show, are native-born Americans."

To be fair, the worst of the worst, records show, are American democrats.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2026 04:40 PM (cmBK8)

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