Leftwing Media 2-in-1 Post: CNN's Low-IQ DEI Propagandist Abby Philip Defends AOC's Performance By Saying "Buh Trump;"<br>Steven Colbert Caught in Lie About CBS Censoring Him

Leftwing Media 2-in-1 Post: CNN's Low-IQ DEI Propagandist Abby Philip Defends AOC's Performance By Saying "Buh Trump;"
Steven Colbert Caught in Lie About CBS Censoring Him

That's from my first but not last experiment with Grok's AI image creator.

Show Topic: AOC’s horrible performance on the world stage.

Abby Phillip: pic.twitter.com/2qISQFVXp1
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) February 18, 2026

Absolutely hysterical that reruns of Hannity at 2 am are now getting more viewers than every single show on CNN. https://t.co/fg8L7O3jpl
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 18, 2026

Stephen Colbert and Fake Christian James Talarico are engaged in a joint psyop to convince Democrats that Talarico's the candidate who can actually defeat beat the Republican candidate. (I erroneously said he was running against Ted Cruz yesterday; the candidate will be Cornyn or Ken Paxton or Wesley Hunt.)

The Democrat partisan Colbert has decided that Jasmine Ratchet is a sure loser who will drag the entire Democrat Party down -- no lies detected there -- so he's vigorously promoting Talarico and pushing a conspiracy theory that CBS and the FCC are trying to keep him off the air because he's such a threat to The Man.

Theo Wold
@RealTheoWold
20h
A neat little trick here from Talarico and Colbert
Federal law since 1932 has required broadcast media to give equal time to competing political candidates, but Colbert wanted to platform only Talarico and not his other opponents.
So, he interviews Talarico but releases the video only online. Everyone who sees it thinks it aired on the show, Colbert doesn't have to give equal time, and since he has virtually no TV viewers anyway, he still reaches his maximum audience.
Meanwhile, Talarico falsely claims that he's being censored and gets free publicity two weeks out from his primary election by claiming that almost a century of federal law is somehow President Trump's fault.
An ingenious way of getting around the law indeed...

Because Colbert is attacking the network, CBS was forced to defend itself from Colbert's self-serving, partisan-motivated lies:

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
This just in from CBS: "THE LATE SHOW was not prohibited by CBS from broadcasting the interview with Rep. James Talarico. The show was provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal-time rule for two other candidates, including Rep. Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how the equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled. THE LATE SHOW decided to present the interview through its YouTube channel with on-air promotion on the broadcast rather than potentially providing the equal-time options."

Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: CBS just called out their OWN HOST, Stephen Colbert, and Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico for LYING by claiming Trump's FCC BLOCKED their interview from airing on TV
In a statement, CBS said Colbert "was NOT prohibited from broadcasting the interview with Rep. James Talarico. The show was provided legal guidance that the broadcast could trigger the FCC equal-time rule for two other candidates, including Rep. Jasmine Crockett, and presented options for how the equal time for other candidates could be fulfilled."
So Colbert didn't want to have Jasmine Crockett on, so he made up an excuse saying the FCC barred his interview.
What a loser 🤣

You know who confirms this version of events? Jasmine Ratchet herself, who was told by CBS they had instructed Colbert he should have her on in the interests of equal time, but Colbert never called her to arrange it:

Crockett: We actually received a phone call a little bit earlier today—they explained that they actually told CBS that they could go ahead and move forward with the interview of James Talarico. They just needed to offer me equal time… I've been on Colbert multiple times.. pic.twitter.com/ssDukVf1Xi
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 18, 2026

Crockett is essentially calling Talarico and Colbert liars now.

Says the federal government had nothing to do with shutting the interview down, and that Colbert could’ve had her on to resolve the issue, but didn’t want to.

Jasmine looks like she's slowly coming to the… https://t.co/qFcWr8Wlpj pic.twitter.com/PKNLklCqJV
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) February 18, 2026

For the first time in my adult life, I believe Jasmine Ratchet.

Colbert's show was cancelled due to losing the network $100 million per year, but was allowed to continue through May so as not to incur the wrath of the left.

Guess what? The scorpion left pierced the frog carrying it across the river:

Colbert is not mad at CBS, he's just disappointed 😉 "I'm just so surprised that this giant, global corporation would not stand up to these bullies." https://t.co/c3Mbl98vLe pic.twitter.com/Hkjhi4zuJY
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 18, 2026

Colbert continues to attack them even as his ratings fall to the lowest levels ever:

The Stephen Colbert ratings freefall has reached an undeniable breaking point. As The Late Show with Stephen Colbert approaches its already-announced cancellation, the program is now posting record-low January numbers, marking one of the steepest late-night declines in recent television history.
According to Nielsen data reported this week, Colbert's show is averaging roughly 285,000 viewers in the crucial 25--54 demographic, putting it on track for its worst January performance ever in the category that advertisers actually care about. With just months left before the curtain closes for good, the ratings trajectory suggests viewers have been checking out long before CBS formally pulled the plug.

(Thanks to Beege Wellborn.)

How much more of this does CBS put up with, as Colbert attacks them to drive up interest in his coming "Colbert Unchained" (or whatever) podcast? At what point do they pull him off the air?

Happy Wednesday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)

2 We're grays, man. We're greys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)

3 I'll go get the others so they can bask in the memory of Lamont the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)

4 th@

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:13 PM (xjJyg)

5 And I can't type.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:13 PM (xjJyg)

6 Poor Colbert. Being Jon Stewart's Towel Boy was the highlight of his career.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:14 PM (+4yJ5)

7 How about a comedy show with Colbert and Kimmel working together? It would be the most hilarious freefall of a show.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:14 PM (+4yJ5)

8 >>>That's from my first but not last experiment with Grok's AI image creator.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:15 PM (dK+Kv)

9 How much more of this does CBS put up with, as Colbert attacks them to drive up interest in his coming "Colbert Unchained" (or whatever) podcast? At what point do they pull him off the air?

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It's just 3 more months.

Nobody talks about him for months at a time anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

10 Poor Colbert. Being Jon Stewart's Towel Boy was the highlight of his career.
Posted by: NR Pax

More like cock holster.

Posted by: Michael Mann, PSU fraud at February 18, 2026 12:15 PM (ex18v)

11 Well, its clear Chuck Schumer had nothing to do with that AOC picture.

Posted by: Crusader at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (TN0g+)

12 The Bolsheviks are attacking the Mensheviks, whilst the Maoists are sharpening their knives in the background. I love it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

13 She drinks the hotdog water.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (YwEeS)

14 I never liked hot dogs much.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (UORBG)

15 12 The Bolsheviks are attacking the Mensheviks, whilst the Maoists are sharpening their knives in the background. I love it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

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And then there are the racialists who actually run everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

16 That's from my first but not last experiment with Grok's AI image creator.

I laughed and I didn't even know why.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

17 Tell me Cornyn's going down in the primary. Please. If such a perfect example of GOPe perniciousness can't be dethroned in 2026, then prospects for real sustained improvement, already slim, grow slimmer.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (U/Byj)

18 ace... you didn't look at the top image and... touch yourself or anything, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (bss/y)

19 *looks at pic*

Hmm. A "Starship Troopers" vibe there...

Posted by: man at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (qKSbI)

20 So Colbert didn't want to have Jasmine Crockett on, so he made up an excuse saying the FCC barred his interview.

What a loser 🤣

You misspelled 'asshole.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (5bGGs)

21 There seem to be a lot of AI video encroaching on YouTube. I used to get these videos of odd events, like lightning, or crashes, falls, whatever. Now I see many that seem impossible ... big gorilla lifting weights, or holding puppies, and in a normal environment like a home or gym, not an enclosure or in the wild.

There are other such videos that just seem impossible, but are rendered very well, and look mostly real. It is annoying.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (vbXSk)

22 As seen on X, it’s amazing to see someone with the same name as the Spaniard who brought horses to this continent claim it’s actually a Mexican and African thing, thankyouverymuch!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (Hkcdp)

23 From the Art Thread this morning: Wolfus, are you in a post Mardi Gras depression?
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta. at February 18, 2026

***
The opposite. I'm effin' GLAD it's over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (wzUl9)

24 17 Tell me Cornyn's going down in the primary. Please. If such a perfect example of GOPe perniciousness can't be dethroned in 2026, then prospects for real sustained improvement, already slim, grow slimmer.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (U/Byj)

With Hunt thrown in the mix it makes it harder...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (rnaMO)

25 Iran is north of the equator. Safe?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (UORBG)

26 I never liked hot dogs much.
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Me either.

Posted by: Jodie Foster at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (TN0g+)

27 And Ace gets a solid B for Art class today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (5bGGs)

28 She drinks the hotdog water.

Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (YwEeS)

Ugh. I had occasion to walk behind a hotdog joint on Kauai and caught a whiff of the rotting hotdog water that they dumped out back. It was unappetizing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (dK+Kv)

29 19 *looks at pic*

Hmm. A "Starship Troopers" vibe there...
Posted by: man at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (qKSbI)

'I'm doing my part!'

*gags on kielbasa*

Posted by: PFC AOC at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)

30 More like cock holster.
Posted by: Michael Mann, PSU fraud

I myself favor the term dickmitten.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

31 20 So Colbert didn't want to have Jasmine Crockett on, so he made up an excuse saying the FCC barred his interview.

What a loser 🤣

You misspelled 'asshole.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (5bGGs)

======

"Bought and paid for by the white progressive establishment," might have done just as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

32 I see a big future for Colbert in the booming world of truckstop glory holes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+HNx/)

33 I never liked hot dogs much.

Wrapped in bacon and deep fried are pretty good...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (rnaMO)

34 How about a comedy show with Colbert and Kimmel working together? It would be the most hilarious freefall of a show.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:14 PM (+4yJ5)

you think that would get kimmel to have girls on trampolines again?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

35 17 Tell me Cornyn's going down in the primary. Please. If such a perfect example of GOPe perniciousness can't be dethroned in 2026, then prospects for real sustained improvement, already slim, grow slimmer.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (U/Byj)

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Tea leaves say: Most likely.

Tea leaves say: Paxton/Hunt runoff will be announced the evening of March 3 when counting is done within hours of polls closing.

They are just tea leaves right now, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

36 More like cock holster.
Posted by: Michael Mann, PSU fraud

I myself favor the term dickmitten.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

Manmeat muffler?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

37 Colbert wants to fired - he saw how Jimmy Kimmel garnered so much lefty love over his suspension and desperately craves some of that for himself.

What
A
Tool

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (Hkcdp)

38 Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (U/Byj

IMO there are no good choices.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (cwGMH)

39 You go girl!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

40 Ugh. I had occasion to walk behind a hotdog joint on Kauai and caught a whiff of the rotting hotdog water that they dumped out back. It was unappetizing.

Hot dogs are sacred to us and are a key part of our Polynesian culture, you white supremacist! Also, Spam!

Posted by: 400 lb native Hawaiian at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

41 Ace just wants to date AOC's hot dogs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (SSEhk)

42 36 More like cock holster.
Posted by: Michael Mann, PSU fraud

I myself favor the term dickmitten.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

Manmeat muffler?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

Cock Sock has alliteration.

Posted by: PFC AOC at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)

43 ace you might have fun with the info about Bambi crying in front of staff when the Trumpenfuhrer was first elected in 2016.

It's utterly unsurprising and incredibly degrading (for the country), like most of what happens for the last decade or more).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (U/Byj)

44 Ah, the traditional Meat Helmet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

45 At what point do they pull him off the air?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

It'll never be soon enough.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (lpVer)

46 41 Ace just wants to date AOC's hot dogs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (SSEhk)

I think he wants to be her hot dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

47 Tell me Cornyn's going down in the primary. Please. If such a perfect example of GOPe perniciousness can't be dethroned in 2026, then prospects for real sustained improvement, already slim, grow slimmer.

I don't want to jinx it, but I think Cornyn is a dead pol walking.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

48 you think that would get kimmel to have girls on trampolines again?

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Only if the girls were ugly dudes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (+HNx/)

49 What kind of an idiot watches Stephen Colbert?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (hi/jD)

50 Hannity 2AM reruns! That is hilarious!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)

51 Oh I saw a news story on a lefty site, "Trump's attempt to lower drugs costs in the US is pushing up costs in other countries"

But remember the notion that other countries are grifting off of American spending is a racist, fascist lie.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2026 11:27 AM

This is one area that is going to get interesting. Pharma will HAVE to raise the cost of drugs for foreign nations but, these nations negotiated these incredible favorable price for their NHS by threatening to violate the patents on drugs if they didn't get them.

If that is how it goes, expect insanely massive punitive tariffs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (jc0TO)

52 43 ace you might have fun with the info about Bambi crying in front of staff when the Trumpenfuhrer was first elected in 2016.

It's utterly unsurprising and incredibly degrading (for the country), like most of what happens for the last decade or more).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (U/Byj)

As I said last night: 'What a gay fucking retard.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

53 Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

54 Colbert is a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (5bGGs)

55 53 Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

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Sydney Sweeney's resting bitch face > AOC's smile.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

56 AOC is a one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (jc0TO)

57 >>>How much more of this does CBS put up with, as Colbert attacks them to drive up interest in his coming "Colbert Unchained" (or whatever) podcast? At what point do they pull him off the air?

Being doctrinaire means never having to confess to crypto anti-revolutionary actions and denouncing friends, family members, or colleagues during the inevitable struggle session.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (rbvCR)

58 Talarico actually makes David French look like a devout Christian by comparison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (HXT0k)

59 More like cock holster.
Posted by: Michael Mann, PSU fraud

I myself favor the term dickmitten.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

Manmeat muffler?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

Cock Sock has alliteration.

Posted by: PFC AOC at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (bss/y)

Frankfurter Fashion?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (dK+Kv)

60 Grok is a lot of fun. I am learning how to give it hard rules so it doesn’t change certain things in images, and I have used it to make very cool advertising reels. I had Santa doing barre in my studio, I had a helicopter pull me out of a class. I had it make a sign in the clouds so I could do the Universe sent me a sign trend for an ad.

Plus, when Grok turns me into a cartoon, it thinks I am far more attractive than I am. That is always good!

Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (OoFl2)

61 You know who confirms this version of events? Jasmine Ratchet herself, who was told by CBS they had instructed Colbert he should have her on in the interests of equal time, but Colbert never called her to arrange it
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Look, there's an easy explanation for this:

Colbert hates women and black people.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (BGygK)

62 58 Talarico actually makes David French look like a devout Christian by comparison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 18, 2026 12:23 PM (HXT0k)

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Eh.

They're both dirty heretics who don't submit to the authority of the Catholic Church, no matter their politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

63 "I erroneously said he was running against Ted Cruz yesterday"

That's just like AOC saying cowboy culture did not come from Spain. (according to the Abby Phillip standard)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (vbXSk)

64 Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

I would look at her should she choose to get naked on camera, or in my vicinity.

That being said, she's not hot. She's a trailer park 6.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (5bGGs)

65 Ah, the traditional Meat Helmet.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM

It *is* almost spring.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (xjJyg)

66 What did The Blade say about how fun it will be to watch the younger commie douchecans throw shit at each other in the runup to 2026 and 2028?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

67 Donkey-Chompers O'Crazy-eyes should have to wear the hot dog helmet for real.

Posted by: XTC at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (uEmCf)

68 We will not abide by these sweater puppies being kept inside.

Posted by: NYC Muslim at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

69 Reminded that I recently golfed with the CEO of James Coney Island restaurant chain located in the Houston area. Great hotdogs and burgers imo.

Covid decimated the chain . I think they have only 6 or 7 locations now.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (cwGMH)

70 There seems to be a common affliction among both presstitutes and federal judges.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (0U5gm)

71 Ace just wants to date AOC's hot dogs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2026 12:20 PM (SSEhk)

I think he wants to be her hot dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

i mean, i'd put my hotdog in her buns,

but i'd tell her my name is ron mexico....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (nXhwP)

72 53 Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

I consider the matter closed- there are far better hispanic boobs.

https://tinyurl.com/ydjfc22e

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

73 61 You know who confirms this version of events? Jasmine Ratchet herself, who was told by CBS they had instructed Colbert he should have her on in the interests of equal time, but Colbert never called her to arrange it
-----

Look, there's an easy explanation for this:

Colbert hates women and black people.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (BGygK)

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This is a proxy battle for 2028: minority woman loved by the black base vs. white progressive.

Crockett cleaning Talarico's clock in the primary is going to freak a bunch of progressives out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

74 It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: AOC! at February 18, 2026 12:26 PM (n1OCj)

75 I rewatched Best in Show last week in honor of the magnificent Catherine O'Hara. (RIP)

The dynamic between the two dog show hosts commenting to the audience reminds me sooooo much of Abby Phillips and Scott Jennings. The really stupid one saying outrageous things, and the knowledgeable one trying to course correct so things don't implode.

If CNN was smart, they would give Scott his own show. He can still do Abby's, like his Gutfeld has his own show and also does the Five. It would give them a shot at decent ratings.

Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2026 12:26 PM (gWBY1)

76 Afternoon Ace.
The literal implosion of the propaganda ministries and the late night left is almost painful to watch. Almost. These dinosaurs don't realize the meteor has already hit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2026 12:26 PM (Kc+Vz)

77 Reminded that I recently golfed with the CEO of James Coney Island restaurant chain located in the Houston area. Great hotdogs and burgers imo.

Covid decimated the chain . I think they have only 6 or 7 locations now.

Posted by: Opinion fact

Sad. They have great chili dogs.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2026 12:26 PM (0U5gm)

78
but i'd tell her my name is ron mexico....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 18, 2026 12:25 PM (nXhwP)

Pierre Delecto hardest hit.

Carlos Danger cowers in the corner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:27 PM (5bGGs)

79 Grok is a lot of fun.

Do you have to join or give them info in order to use the AI function?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

80 I don't get the AOC attraction. It would be like making love to Marty Feldman, but without the comedic timing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2026 12:28 PM (SSEhk)

81 I consider the matter closed- there are far better hispanic boobs.

https://tinyurl.com/ydjfc22e

Ah, another of the "bigger is always better" crowd.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

82 >>> That's just like AOC saying cowboy culture did not come from Spain. (according to the Abby Phillip standard)

I laughed at that. Horses say what?

They also ask AOC why the long face.

Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2026 12:28 PM (gWBY1)

83 That looks more like Susan Rice in the pic.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 12:29 PM (XvL8K)

84 I don't get the AOC attraction. It would be like making love to Marty Feldman, but without the comedic timing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2026 12:28 PM (SSEhk)

Like blowjobs from She Wolverine, without the commitment to a just outcome.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)

85 Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
______

She's not hot and never was. "Hot" is reserved for all the truly ... hot. Hot is 7+. She's not 7+ and never was.

The only time she came close was in college, in that dancing video. It's been straight downhill ever since.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

86 When Ace does the Art, does the 100 comment rule Apply?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at February 18, 2026 12:30 PM (tj1W+)

87 Is AOC still engaged to the pudgy ginger guy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:30 PM (rnaMO)

88 AOC peaked in her mid 20's. She's no Rita Moreno.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:30 PM (cwGMH)

89 That being said, she's not hot. She's a trailer park 6.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:24 PM (5bGGs)

Compared to the usual Democrat wimmenz, she is hot. A low bar, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (8zz6B)

90 I saw Blowjobs From She Wolverine open for Bowling for Soup at Lava Cantina in 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (5bGGs)

91 The only time she came close was in college, in that dancing video. It's been straight downhill ever since.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

Where only youth, continual movement, and fast cuts could make the sale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (dK+Kv)

92 >>> Are we going to spend another day impugning each other's manhood over whether AOC is hot or not? That's always fun.

If so, we need to dust off the famous fake Thomas Sowell quote about beware of liberal titties, they will at first hypnotize you, then enslave you.

Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (gWBY1)

93 Love that Abby Phillips thinks she can compare Trump to AOC. First, Trump was an accomplished businessman for decades before entering politics. Second, he was a successful reality show host. Third, he is picked apart by the media for ALL statements he makes.

AOC is a piker who’s been had a much easier treatment by the media. You only make her look smaller, less important by comparison, Abby.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (Hkcdp)

94 I'd like to think that AOC knows how to make a hotdog sammich.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (gVUi7)

95 Somebody should start snooping around and interview some of AOC's college classmates. Might be good for a chuckle or two. Like her looking for Cliff Notes on economics, or getting the "supercharger title" on Greek row.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (gm9Sb)

96 "Let them fight." - Some Japanese guy, probably

Posted by: Shinjinrui at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (xNMCe)

97 Compared to the usual Democrat wimmenz, she is hot. A low bar, to be sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (8zz6B)

I don't know.. Their transgender congress"woman" isn't bad

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (rnaMO)

98 Well AOC sure isn't Rose DiLauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Kc+Vz)

99 Ham Wallet.

Posted by: ballistic at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (3BwY8)

100 I give AOC credit for being prettier than she is smart.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (cwGMH)

101 AOC is a one.
Posted by: toby928

clarification:
A Walmart one.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 18, 2026 12:33 PM (lpVer)

102 reruns of Hannity at 2 am are now getting more viewers than every single show on CNN.

And, in 17th place, midnight reruns of "The Five" are beating every single show on both MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Jl/ju)

103 94 I'd like to think that AOC knows how to make a hotdog sammich.

She's baffled by the toaster when she has to toast the buns.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

104
79 Grok is a lot of fun.

Do you have to join or give them info in order to use the AI function?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t

You can do some things for free, you get to do more with a premium x account, and of course you can subscribe to Grok and get even more functionality like creating movies. I have a premium X account, but I have not upgraded my Grok beyond that. It’s too expensive. If the price drops, or they do a special or something, I would consider it as it has definitely saved me from paying for created content for advertising.

Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Wmg4n)

105 AOC is a piker who’s been had a much easier treatment by the media. You only make her look smaller, less important by comparison, Abby.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (Hkcdp)

I remember back in 2016 or so when she appeared on the scene, and all the hardcore leftists were warning that should would become a political forced to be reckoned with, and I started referring to her as the Idiot Queen.

Time has not been kind to her.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

106 Well AOC sure isn't Rose DiLauro
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM

Yet...

Posted by: Time at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

107 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.

Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

108 Sabrett vendors on NYC streets haven't changed their hot dog warming water since the first Reagan administration.

Posted by: Food-borne Illness, FTW! at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (oftw2)

109 AOC has great communication skills and charisma for her particular audience.

Like Trump she says things that are just annoying enough to get all of us talking about her. I would not be surprised if she and her people consider this a win - now everyone knows she was there, hobnobbing with the powerful international crowd. Srsly

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Hkcdp)

110 AOC, twenty more pounds and it's the tamale bucket on the street corner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 18, 2026 12:35 PM (gm9Sb)

111 Herbert Hoover censors Colbert from beyond the grave!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2026 12:35 PM (i1VVh)

112 If someone that looks like AOC knocked on my door and asked me really nicely to throw her some D, I would.

But not AOC herself. She is a foul, ugly shrew of a woman. I would not throw her the D.

I also wouldn't walk past innumerate other Nice Racks just to see her increasingly-saggy boobage.

Eh.

Posted by: ballistic at February 18, 2026 12:35 PM (3BwY8)

113 Ok, I get it. Playing around with the Grok imager is fun. It can be addictive and topical. Still it takes the user to apply the direction.

SO, who comes up with a "hot dog helmet"? Where did that come from?

Posted by: Orson at February 18, 2026 12:36 PM (dIske)

114 He's forcing CBS to cancel his lane ass so he can point and say "See!?".

Then CBS has to face the retard wrath of the left.

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 18, 2026 12:36 PM (61TgR)

115 Sabrett vendors on NYC streets haven't changed their hot dog warming water since the first Reagan administration.
Posted by: Food-borne Illness, FTW! at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (oftw2)
----------
Good thing I got my only street hot dog in NYC in 1983, then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2026 12:36 PM (i1VVh)

116 Why does anyone hit the "continue reading" link? I've been here 7 years and have known better the whole time. There might not be only one obtuse commenter here.

Posted by: Above The Fray at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (oftw2)

117 Jasmine Ratchett must put her makeup on with a trowel. She looks nearly plastic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (qBdHI)

118 Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:35 PM (Hkcdp)

They always consider their retardedness a win when they get owned in a debate.

That's how narcissists think.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (cwGMH)

119
you think that would get kimmel to have girls on trampolines again?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

The Man Show was about 95% Carolla. Kimmel's one semi-funny contribution was the Yokozuna. Kimmel and Carolla were in Kimmel's brother's apartment and the brother was laying on the La-Z-Boy napping. So Kimmel drops his pants and chonies and jumps on, rubbing his bare squeekhole on his sleeping brother's face.

That was the Yokozuna.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (kTyBw)

120 97 I don't know.. Their transgender congress"woman" isn't bad
Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (rnaMO)

Now stand within a yard of him when he's not wearing makeup.

Posted by: XTC at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf)

121

For some reason that picture reminded me of the banana man.

https://youtu.be/yfJqLKM3dtw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)

122 Federal law since 1932 has required broadcast media to give equal time to competing political candidates

Do you think we'd make the rules if we had to follow them?

Posted by: The Mockingbird Media at February 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Jl/ju)

123 If so, we need to dust off the famous fake Thomas Sowell quote about beware of liberal titties

If I had a way to contact Mr. Sowell, I would offer him cash up front if he would record that statement so it can be a real quote.

That being said, he's probably too classy to do something like that. Unless I could sweeten the deal with an AoS Plaid Membership.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:38 PM (+4yJ5)

124 I seem to recall people thought AOC was pregnant last year? Was she just fat?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (Hkcdp)

125 120 97 I don't know.. Their transgender congress"woman" isn't bad
Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:32 PM (rnaMO)

Now stand within a yard of him when he's not wearing makeup.
Posted by: XTC at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (uEmCf)

I was being facetious....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (rnaMO)

126 If so, we need to dust off the famous fake Thomas Sowell quote about beware of liberal titties, they will at first hypnotize you, then enslave you.
Posted by: LizLem at February 18, 2026 12:31 PM (gWBY1)

That was mine ...

Posted by: zombie Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (3sXRv)

127 123 If so, we need to dust off the famous fake Thomas Sowell quote about beware of liberal titties

If I had a way to contact Mr. Sowell, I would offer him cash up front if he would record that statement so it can be a real quote.

That being said, he's probably too classy to do something like that. Unless I could sweeten the deal with an AoS Plaid Membership.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:38 PM (+4yJ5)

=====

Reattribute it to VDH, and he might make it a reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

128 Now stand within a yard of him when he's not wearing makeup.
Posted by: XTC

The smell from the rot pocket probably hits you at five yards.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (+4yJ5)

129 And, in 17th place, midnight reruns of "The Five" are beating every single show on both MSNBC and CNN.

FUBO doesn't carry NBC or CNN as far as I know. I doubt it carries MSNOW but I'm not bothering to check it out.

Posted by: DanMan at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (8uzBS)

130 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (kTyBw)

I believe it was Carolla that coined the words
Half-tard and douchenozzle.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:40 PM (cwGMH)

131 128 The smell from the rot pocket probably hits you at five yards.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:39 PM (+4yJ5)

_if_ he got the chop.

Posted by: XTC at February 18, 2026 12:40 PM (uEmCf)

132 you think that would get kimmel to have girls on trampolines again?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 18, 2026 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

The Man Show was about 95% Carolla. Kimmel's one semi-funny contribution was the Yokozuna. Kimmel and Carolla were in Kimmel's brother's apartment and the brother was laying on the La-Z-Boy napping. So Kimmel drops his pants and chonies and jumps on, rubbing his bare squeekhole on his sleeping brother's face.

That was the Yokozuna.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:37 PM (kTyBw)
_______

Couldn't be any gayer than if it whipped out his cock and fucked him in the ass.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

133 124 I seem to recall people thought AOC was pregnant last year? Was she just fat?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:39

I am always wondering if she had a baby and never said anything. Do you think that could be kept secret? If the media loves you?

Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (Wmg4n)

134 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

Lord tunderin' Jaysus, bye! Stop doing it, then.

Hit "comments" instead. You get the same entire Ace post, plus no jumping ad, and all the wit and wisdom of we commenters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (8zz6B)

135 134 and all the wit and wisdom of we commenters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (8zz6B)

=====

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

136 23 From the Art Thread this morning: Wolfus, are you in a post Mardi Gras depression?
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta. at February 18, 2026

***
The opposite. I'm effin' GLAD it's over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (wzUl9)

Traffic is almost back to normal, which is no bargain

Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2026 12:42 PM (zFsEm)

137 I believe it was Carolla that coined the words
Half-tard and douchenozzle.

Douchenozzle has been around forever.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

138 I am always wondering if she had a baby and never said anything. Do you think that could be kept secret? If the media loves you?
Posted by: Piper

Heh.

Posted by: Presidential Polio at February 18, 2026 12:42 PM (w9Wax)

139 I would offer him cash up front if he would record that statement so it can be a real quote."

James Earl Jones would've been great...

Posted by: man at February 18, 2026 12:42 PM (fsrwk)

140 Adam Carolla's movie Road Hard is really good IMO and would recommend. I think he subconsciously made the Kimmel character look like a douchenozzle.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (cwGMH)

141
Talarico's funny. The "interview that Trump doesn't want you to see"? Really?

Trump should pre-empt all TV programming to air the interview tonight on every channel, with an appropriate introduction to prepare the American People.

Then air the interview with a 70s era sitcom laugh track.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (kTyBw)

142 134 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

Lord tunderin' Jaysus, bye! Stop doing it, then.

Hit "comments" instead. You get the same entire Ace post, plus no jumping ad, and all the wit and wisdom of we commenters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (8zz6B)

***rookies***

Posted by: zombie Ray Liotta at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (3sXRv)

143 The smell from the rot pocket probably hits you at five yards.

--

I don't even know what that means. I'm thinking my ignorance is a good thing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

144 Douchenozzle has been around forever.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

No douchebag has been around forever.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (cwGMH)

145 Cindy Crosby is out for the game

oof!

I used to root for Canada, but those cheaters ... nah

and Cindy? never

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

146 Heh, have you seen Kimmel’s wife? She’s an uber-AWFL and a writer on his show. She’s the one who said on a recent podcast that she had to cutoff family who refute give in to her woke lecturing.

There will be NO MORE girls on trampolines for Kimmel.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (Hkcdp)

147 141
Talarico's funny. The "interview that Trump doesn't want you to see"? Really?

Trump should pre-empt all TV programming to air the interview tonight on every channel, with an appropriate introduction to prepare the American People.

Then air the interview with a 70s era sitcom laugh track.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (kTyBw)

======

Either Democrat is going to lose TX by at least 9.

That's the funniest thing about this: the fight for the soul of the Democrat party right now is a fight for first loser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

148
I don't even know what that means. I'm thinking my ignorance is a good thing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2026 12:43 PM (qBdHI)

You're right ....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (rnaMO)

149 I hope those are Ball Park franks!

Posted by: Elissa Slotkin at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (J9ulb)

150 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:12 PM (5bGGs)

The O.G. Well done!

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (tceez)

151 I also love AI for illustrations/images piper!

I never have to buy stock art anymore lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (j+aD2)

152 Meatloaf is on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:45 PM (UORBG)

153 I've seen a few Talarico signs in a neighborhood not far from the UNT campus here in Denton. The neighborhood is mostly older white folks. I wonder if they even know Crockett is running. And if she wins the primary will they change their signs.

Posted by: mishdog at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (v8DuT)

154 No douchebag has been around forever.

Wow, you are correct. The intertubes is a wonderful thing.

The term douchenozzle (often written as "douche nozzle" or "douche-nozzle") is a relatively modern slang insult, essentially a playful or exaggerated variation on the older term "douchebag" (meaning a contemptible, arrogant, or obnoxious person, with "douchebag" dating back to at least the 1940s–1950s in pejorative use).
It combines "douche" (from the pejorative slang) with "nozzle" (referring to the actual inserted part of a douche device), implying something like "the pointy/annoying part that delivers the douche." It's not a literal term for the device in most slang contexts—it's purely derogatory.
The earliest widely documented appearance of "douchenozzle" as an insult comes from around 2003, when it first showed up on Urban Dictionary. That's the point where it entered broader internet slang and meme culture. Some sources trace the "-nozzle" twist as part of a wave of creative "douche-" compounds (like douchecanoe, doucheface, etc.) that gained traction in the early-to-mid 2000s online

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

155 All I want to say about AOC is that I don't expect to ever get close enough to her to smell her perfume. Her hotness is irrelevant to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (fGQ3N)

156 I don't even know what that means. I'm thinking my ignorance is a good thing.
Posted by: Lady in Black

It is. And I'm a relatively nice person so I'll spare you the explanation.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (+4yJ5)

157 James Earl Jones would've been great...
Posted by: man
__________

I thought he was the Arby's guy till I saw he's deed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 12:47 PM (XvL8K)

158 133 124 I seem to recall people thought AOC was pregnant last year? Was she just fat?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:39

I am always wondering if she had a baby and never said anything. Do you think that could be kept secret? If the media loves you?
Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM

You guys are correct, I forgot about that but her face did look puffy like she was pregnant and then nothing and her face seems normal now.

She may have gained weight and then lost it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2026 12:47 PM (eKFUx)

159 Barky's presidential thing in Chicago is opening in June. There is now some writing on the outside which one person says is "headache inducing"
It either looks like an Imperial Walker or like a Jawas sand crawler

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 18, 2026 12:47 PM (Kc+Vz)

160 I seem to recall people thought AOC was pregnant last year? Was she just fat?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:39

I am always wondering if she had a baby and never said anything. Do you think that could be kept secret? If the media loves you?
Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:41 PM (Wmg4n)

An attention whore like her keeping that a secret??? I shan't believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 12:47 PM (tceez)

161 claiming that almost a century of federal law is somehow President Trump's fault.

To be clear, they're not blaming Trump for the law. They're blaming Trump for the possibility of enforcing the law. Because in their world, that's how the law works.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (7lXLj)

162 Don't take Talarico if allergic to Talarico.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (8zz6B)

163
The O.G. Well done!
Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (tceez)

It's my 'sun shines on a dog's ass' moment of the week, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (5bGGs)

164 Re-runs of Hannity at 2:00am? I thought every episode was a re-run. Of his mouth.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (UjdFS)

165 Meatloaf is on.
Posted by: Boss Moss

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (P7vXf)

166
I believe it was Carolla that coined the words
Half-tard and douchenozzle.

I used to post Carolla's opinion on Crocs, which I like to think was the root of their inclusion into AoS Lore. It probably goes back further, but let me have my illusions.

"Wearing Crocs is kinda like getting a blowjob from a dude. It feels really good, until you look down and realize that you're gay."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (kTyBw)

167 146 Heh, have you seen Kimmel’s wife? She’s an uber-AWFL and a writer on his show. She’s the one who said on a recent podcast that she had to cutoff family who refute give in to her woke lecturing.

There will be NO MORE girls on trampolines for Kimmel.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:44 PM (Hkcdp)

Do not submit to the power of the pussy ...

Posted by: PUAs everywhere at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (3sXRv)

168 159 Barky's presidential thing in Chicago is opening in June. There is now some writing on the outside which one person says is "headache inducing"
It either looks like an Imperial Walker or like a Jawas sand crawler

It looks like what it has always looked like: a giant, Stalinist butt plug. Except now it has writing on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (Riz8t)

169 152 Meatloaf is on.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February

Oh no…I forgot what this signals. Do I flip outside levers? Do I turn the blog around?

Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (Wmg4n)

170 153 I've seen a few Talarico signs in a neighborhood not far from the UNT campus here in Denton. The neighborhood is mostly older white folks. I wonder if they even know Crockett is running. And if she wins the primary will they change their signs.

Posted by: mishdog at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (v8DuT)

======

I've seen it asserted from leftists on X that "it's time to stop letting the black caucus choose our candidates."

The white progressive activist base NEEDS Talarico to win to tell them that they have influence in the party at any level. Blacks are only 13% of the TX population. They shouldn't be able to spoil their great chance at winning the TX Senate race! (Talarico has no chance.)

It'll feed the energy of the 2028 Democrat primary in ways that will be...fascinating to watch.

Imagine the white progressives having seen not taking Crockett seriously bite them and facing a Kamala nomination...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

171 You guys are correct, I forgot about that but her face did look puffy like she was pregnant and then nothing and her face seems normal now.

She may have gained weight and then lost it?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2026 12:47 PM

Soon...

Posted by: The Wall at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

172 >>>I hope those are Ball Park franks!

Posted by: Elissa Slotkin

>I doubt that those hotdogs are Hebrew National.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (gVUi7)

173 Y'know, I was going to post something about how CBS should immediately fire Colbert (maybe into the sun) but then I realized that CBS and Colbert really do deserve each other.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 18, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)

174 I've seen a few Talarico signs in a neighborhood not far from the UNT campus here in Denton. The neighborhood is mostly older white folks. I wonder if they even know Crockett is running. And if she wins the primary will they change their signs.
Posted by: mishdog at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (v8DuT)

Denton is a lib shithole that wants to become Austin. There were plenty of shops on the square with signs supporting BLM and anti-Jew propaganda.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:50 PM (5bGGs)

175 161 claiming that almost a century of federal law is somehow President Trump's fault.

To be clear, they're not blaming Trump for the law. They're blaming Trump for the possibility of enforcing the law. Because in their world, that's how the law works.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 18, 2026 12:48 PM (7lXLj)

=====

Well, not just in their world. In the real world.

In the real world where the federal register is tens of thousands of pages long, prosecutorial discretion is the only real law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

176 If you look closely the mustache is coming in.

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 18, 2026 12:50 PM (cS1cw)

177 107 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

Turn off java and stfu.

Posted by: Reforger at February 18, 2026 12:51 PM (onCFI)

178 Meatloaf is on.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:45 PM

Meatloaf again?!

Posted by: The RHPS Audience at February 18, 2026 12:51 PM (bFu5X)

179 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:49 PM (kTyBw)

lol

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 12:51 PM (cwGMH)

180 177 107 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

Turn off java and stfu.
Posted by: Reforger at February 18, 2026 12:51 PM (onCFI)

Ace has to pay Doof so Doof can pay me somehow!

Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (Wmg4n)

181
Denton is a lib shithole that wants to become Austin. There were plenty of shops on the square with signs supporting BLM and anti-Jew propaganda.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:50 PM

Shoot yeah, and I think it's funny that I haven't seen any crockett signs. They know she sucks l, but can't stop her. Dumb libtards.

Posted by: mishdog at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (v8DuT)

182 Adblockers are a thing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (UORBG)

183 When Colbert and Idaho are having sex who is the bottom.... or do they switch?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

184 Perhaps we should be a bit slower to s*** all over someone for not getting the point about "here's a button: don't push it". Ace makes his living by how many people access the site.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

185 Using Grok, I created a pretty young thing to help me on my blog in presentation of various shooting skills.
She is Amelia’s American cousin and her name is Emily.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (EkNFx)

186 Sad. They have great chili dogs.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 18, 2026 12:26 PM (0U5gm)

One of my favorite things at James Coney Island is the pasta with chili and onions on it. Yeah, it sounds kinda gross but I love it. I need to look one up...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XPM1I)

187 107 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)
===

Jimmy, you don't have to come here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (xvV+O)

188 Ace has to pay Doof so Doof can pay me somehow!
Posted by: Piper at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (Wmg4n)

Pay me?? Not sure he even knows who I am!

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (tceez)

189 When Colbert and Idaho are having sex who is the bottom.... or do they switch?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

Cock, paper, scissors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (5bGGs)

190 Using Grok, I created a pretty young thing to help me on my blog in presentation of various shooting skills.
She is Amelia’s American cousin and her name is Emily.

In my experience, Amelia is usually clothed. No judgement.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

191 When Colbert and Idaho are having sex who is the bottom.... or do they switch?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM

Colbert has his own private Idaho?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)

192
I've seen it asserted from leftists on X that "it's time to stop letting the black caucus choose our candidates."

Let a Donk commie cocksucker off the leash and their inner Hugo Boss-wearing racist rabid weasel comes roaring out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (kTyBw)

193
Pay me?? Not sure he even knows who I am!

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (tceez)

I don't think he'd admit to knowing CBD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (5bGGs)

194 All those hotdogs need is some ketchup. Lots of ketchup.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

195 Too bad she's not hot anymore.

Posted by: Max Power at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (SwyyQ)

196 I have a name for Steven Colbert's podcast, but I don't think he should do it.

Posted by: RDJ as Kirk Lazarus as Lincoln Osiris at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (QKo4r)

197 I could absolutely get behind AOC for President, someday. But it's too soon. The establishment will never back her, and we saw how they sabotaged Bernie. Until the old guard is eliminated, all it will do is divide the Left, and we can't afford that.

Strange how we had to elect unlikable corporate puppets that are female like Harris and Hillary but if we want to put up a likable progressive, it's, oh we can't vote for a woman because conservatives.

she’s got balls but needs more experience before being the leading Dem. Maybe another 4-8 years and we’ll see.

What’s not to love. She is brilliant and so eloquent. She should replace Hakim Jeffries as house leader. He snapped again yesterday when asked if he’ll take AIPAC $.

She didn’t fumble anything. Other than the equator thing which is easy to do, she was correct. Trump in front of millions and said people were eating cats and dogs. Why do people expect democrats to be perfect?

So funny, their guy can talk for 20min. about a golfers dick, but AOC cant stutter a sec. AOC is an American hero and represents the best of us!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (ycI94)

198 Using Grok, I created a pretty young thing to help me on my blog in presentation of various shooting skills.
She is Amelia’s American cousin and her name is Emily.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM

And for that, Red, we thank you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (bFu5X)

199 It wouldn't even be Trump enforcing the law, it would be Crockett requesting it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

200 @189/Sponge: "Cock, paper, scissors."

Oh man are you about to have a painful day.

Posted by: The alcohol based disinfectant at February 18, 2026 12:55 PM (O7YUW)

201 What’s not to love. She is brilliant and so eloquent.

I...lack words.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

202 One of my favorite things at James Coney Island is the pasta with chili and onions on it. Yeah, it sounds kinda gross but I love it. I need to look one up...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XPM1I)

That sounds like Skyline Chili.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (P7vXf)

203 There is a fungus among us in Minnesota.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (UORBG)

204 201 What’s not to love. She is brilliant and so eloquent.

I...lack words.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

=====

Well, I guess that means you're not eloquent!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

205 Good job on the hotdog art, Ace. Did you have to try several prompts before you got a good result?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2026 12:57 PM (Yp6az)

206 202 One of my favorite things at James Coney Island is the pasta with chili and onions on it. Yeah, it sounds kinda gross but I love it. I need to look one up...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XPM1I)

That sounds like Skyline Chili.

Don't forget to order The Skyway which is heaping mounds of extra shreddy cheddar on top!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 18, 2026 12:58 PM (DgMqy)

207 I...lack words.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM

I know, right? These people really do live in an alternate reality.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:59 PM (bFu5X)

208 Using Grok, I created a pretty young thing to help me on my blog in presentation of various shooting skills.
She is Amelia’s American cousin and her name is Emily.

In my experience, Amelia is usually clothed. No judgement.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, I tried to get her to wear a bathing suit and I got Grok-blocked.
Well, you don’t want to wear a bathing suit at the range. Hot brass, ya know.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 12:59 PM (EkNFx)

209
That sounds like Skyline Chili.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (P7vXf)

*vomits*

That stuff is terrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 12:59 PM (5bGGs)

210 Does AOC still flaunt her big juicy booty or does she try to hide it with fashionable maoist pantsuits?

Posted by: Hillary(Fashion Icon) at February 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

211 a "hot dog helmet"

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Kt19C)

212 When Colbert and Idaho are having sex who is the bottom.... or do they switch?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

Duncan Idaho is gay? I knew it!

Posted by: Gurney Halleck at February 18, 2026 01:00 PM (y9ksN)

213 207 I...lack words.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM

I know, right? These people really do live in an alternate reality.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 12:59 PM (bFu5X)

=======

I'm not sure I've ever seen a right of center person call Trump a great orator.

Definitely been called funny. Definitely been called effective at getting out messages. But never, like, "He's great at laying out a logical series of statements in the traditional Socratic style," because he simply doesn't talk that way.

And yet the left is calling AOC's rambling just great oration for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

214 Yeah, I tried to get her to wear a bathing suit and I got Grok-blocked.
Well, you don’t want to wear a bathing suit at the range. Hot brass, ya know.
Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 12:59 PM (EkNFx)

Advantage revolvers. Babes in bikinis can safely shoot them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

215 1. Nobody wants to ban dogs, hater
2. OK some dogs should be banned
3. Absolutely, All dogs need to be banned
4. It’s racist is you don’t support the ban

We’re at 1.8

Posted by: How it always goes at February 18, 2026 01:02 PM (TtdNq)

216 That sounds like Skyline Chili.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
_________

Only if you add cheese. There is no two way onion.

And I don't care how much you philistines hate Cincinnati chili.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 01:02 PM (XvL8K)

217 Revolvers don't leave casings behind at the crime scene, either.

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2026 01:02 PM (Q+gd/)

218
And yet the left is calling AOC's rambling just great oration for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

Kumswala Harris was VP. They ran her for P. She vomits word salads that make no sense at any point. They backed her. Said she was a great speaker.

AOC is her replacement. They have no choice. They are backing their entire stable of swayback horses for the Kentucky Derby and they know it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 01:03 PM (5bGGs)

219 Smells like sauerkraut.

Posted by: wth at February 18, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

220 Advantage revolvers. Babes in bikinis can safely shoot them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

Now if I can just explain that to Grok.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 01:03 PM (EkNFx)

221 158 133 124 I seem to recall people thought AOC was pregnant last year? Was she just fat?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 18, 2026 12:39
___________________

Sperm Whales have a gestation period of 16 months.

(I was convinced that I would never get to use that fact, but my science teacher told me to be patient)

Posted by: Orson at February 18, 2026 01:03 PM (dIske)

222 They are backing their entire stable of swayback horses for the Kentucky Derby and they know it.

Swayback horses...heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

223 "I'm not sure I've ever seen a right of center person call Trump a great orator."

reminds me, watching Rubio give that great speech to NATO (or whomever), Marco sounds a little much mouthed to me, with perhaps a touch of gay. idk ... I guess English might be his second language ... but still, a superb speech (about defending/saving Western culture, mostly).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 01:04 PM (vbXSk)

224
Swayback horses...heh.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)

The Three Stooges were absolute greatness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 01:05 PM (5bGGs)

225 mush mouthed, not "much"

Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 01:05 PM (vbXSk)

226 mush mouthed, not "much"
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 01:05 PM (vbXSk)

Resist we much!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 01:06 PM (5bGGs)

227 Brian Stelter is on the path to becoming another Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 01:06 PM (gVUi7)

228 The days of paying no penalty for wokeness are over.

(Bloomberg) -- Palantir Technologies Inc. said it’s moved its headquarters to Miami from Denver at a time when tech firms are headed to South Florida as local officials promote the region as an alternative to California’s Silicon Valley...Palantir, a data analytics company with extensive defense contracts, is Colorado’s largest public company. Its decision followed multiple protests since it moved to Denver in 2020 from Palo Alto, due to cultural and ideological differences, according to the Denver Post. Protests have targeted the company’s support of the Israeli military and more recently its work with US Immigration and Customs Enforcement by using artificial intelligence to identify targets for deportation.

https://is.gd/AWcuOL

Posted by: Archimedes at February 18, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

229 I looked at Talarico’s TX-50 HR district.

No surprise! Travis County, north Moscow on the Colorado.

I wanna see if that Jew-hating bastard has ever gone downtown on his own dime to feed the hungry on his own dime, instead of demanding that Caesar absolve him of his duty to his fellow man.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 18, 2026 01:07 PM (utKUq)

230 RMBS!
It’s above freezing here. Ima go shoot some stuff while you guys shoot the breeze about AOC.

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 01:07 PM (EkNFx)

231 Brian Stelter is on the path to becoming another Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 01:06 PM (gVUi7)

Let me know when he starts wearing the bow tie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 01:07 PM (5bGGs)

232 211 a "hot dog helmet"

Ribbed for her pleasure.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 18, 2026 01:00 PM (Kt19C)
_____________________

I was sitting here wondering why Ace came up with a hotdog helmet, and then I understood the obvious. It's a special needs helmet. And, AOC is building a little cellulite. So, two birds, one stone. Hotdog special needs helmet.

Also, a variant on the "I like Turtles". meme.

Posted by: Orson at February 18, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

233 AOC is an American hero and represents the best of us!

There's no way these are real. If someone throws a limerick in there and puns break out, I'll know what's going on.

Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2026 01:08 PM (Jl/ju)

234 Denton is a lib shithole that wants to become Austin. There were plenty of shops on the square with signs supporting BLM and anti-Jew propaganda.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Denton is a lib shithole thanks to two universities.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2026 01:08 PM (wkRuV)

235 I never learned to tie a bowtie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 01:09 PM (UORBG)

236
Denton is a lib shithole thanks to two universities.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2026 01:08 PM (wkRuV)

Ah yes......kUNT and Two Women United.

Who could forget.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 18, 2026 01:09 PM (5bGGs)

237
One of my favorite things at James Coney Island is the pasta with chili and onions on it. Yeah, it sounds kinda gross but I love it. I need to look one up...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XPM1I)

That sounds like Skyline Chili.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at February 18, 2026 12:56 PM (P7vXf)

I grew up on Cincinnati Chili and El Paso style TexMex. My mom never liked the Skyline version though. She got her recipe by duplicating chili from the hole-in-the-wall greasepit a block away from where she lived while in high school.

She gives me shit because I don't like the raw onion on my chili, says it's not authentic without the onion.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (kTyBw)

238 I always knew that Coldburt was a sneaky little shit like me.

Posted by: Douglas Neidermeyer at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (7Q0e+)

239 The Left are delusional. They insisted Mooch was a beautiful fashion queen but refused to acknowledge that Melania was an actual super model.

They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (cntUY)

240 Sperm Whales have a gestation period of 16 months.

(I was convinced that I would never get to use that fact, but my science teacher told me to be patient)
Posted by: Orson

Playing the long game, I see.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (wkRuV)

241 17 Tell me Cornyn's going down in the primary. Please. If such a perfect example of GOPe perniciousness can't be dethroned in 2026, then prospects for real sustained improvement, already slim, grow slimmer.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2026 12:16 PM (U/Byj)

Well…I voted for Paxton yesterday. Did my part.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 18, 2026 01:11 PM (utKUq)

242 I never learned to tie a bowtie.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 01:09 PM (UORBG)

...said Tom Swift sternly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 01:11 PM (8zz6B)

243 >>>Let me know when he starts wearing the bow tie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Mr. Potato Head doesn't have a neck.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 01:11 PM (gVUi7)

244 RMBS!
It’s above freezing here. Ima go shoot some stuff while you guys shoot the breeze about AOC.
Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 18, 2026 01:07 PM

Have fun! It's actually about 41 in Boston. Of course, we're getting more snow this weekend...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 18, 2026 01:11 PM (bFu5X)

245 They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.
Posted by: Opinion fact

He's half-black, of course he's a super athlete.

Posted by: Eric Cartman and Democrat beliefs at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (ycI94)

246 OLeary on CNN

Youre all nuts

https://x.com/ThomasMHern/status/
2023971740095832467

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (gbOdA)

247 Why the hot dog helmet?

Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (ZxPkt)

248
Abby Phillips is too dim to appear as an example of someone who is dim.

Dim-minus, she is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (xG4kz)

249 They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (cntUY)

Mom jeans 20 foot first pitch

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (gbOdA)

250 She gives me shit because I don't like the raw onion on my chili, says it's not authentic without the onion.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2026 01:10 PM (kTyBw)

I am beginning to discover that onions are not kind to my gut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (8zz6B)

251 @TonerousHyus
·
13s
3 largest black counties made up 40.1% of the total Dem primary vote yesterday.

In 2008 with record black turnout in Texas for Barack Obama these 3 counties were 31.2% of the vote.

-------

Let's be honest here: 18 years of Democrats telling white people that they suck and aren't welcome in the party is just making the black vote more powerful in intraparty Democrat politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

252 Why the hot dog helmet?
Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM

Why not?!

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (bFu5X)

253 >They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.

-----

they assumed the part Negro part could out-dribble the part Honky part

Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (ZxPkt)

254 And yet the left is calling AOC's rambling just great oration for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

To those with a limited brain capacity, she probably does sound "intelligent". To those who can walk and chew gum at the same time, she's a blithering idiot.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (XPM1I)

255 Mom jeans 20 foot first pitch
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (gbOdA)

I use that for my projection snark.

The Left have more misdirected projection than an Obama first pitch.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (cntUY)

256 CBS lawyers told Coldbear he would need to interview JasCrok also and he got mad.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (gbOdA)

257 They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.
Posted by: Opinion fact

He's half-black, of course he's a super athlete.
Posted by: Eric Cartman and Democrat beliefs at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (ycI94)

And he can play the bass guitar.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 18, 2026 01:15 PM (PSEDc)

258 Ace has to pay Doof so Doof can pay me somehow!

"The luddites are all fake and gay / UBI somehow, but not to-DAY!" - Skyebrows

Posted by: Ian S. at February 18, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

259 255 Mom jeans 20 foot first pitch
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (gbOdA)

I use that for my projection snark.

The Left have more misdirected projection than an Obama first pitch.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (cntUY)

His umbrella fights were awwsome

PS Take the umbrella

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:16 PM (gbOdA)

260 250 She gives me shit because I don't like the raw onion on my chili, says it's not authentic without the onion.

I had a Skyline large 4-Way with onions on Monday.

MMM
MMM
GOOD!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 18, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)

261 Sperm Whales have a gestation period of 16 months.

(I was convinced that I would never get to use that fact, but my science teacher told me to be patient)
Posted by: Orson

African elephants have 22 months.

Posted by: Bulg at February 18, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

262 CBS lawyers told Coldbear he would need to interview JasCrok also and he got mad.

So Colbert is racist. That's how this works, no?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

263 they assumed the part Negro part could out-dribble the part Honky part
Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:14 PM (ZxPkt)

HAFFFFBBBLLLLAAACCCCKKK

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (gbOdA)

264 Worst stomach ache I ever had was after eating Skyline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (PSEDc)

265 This new jumping to an ad screen when I hit "continue reading" is starting to piss me off, Ace.
Posted by: Jim Rose at February 18, 2026 12:34 PM (miqrx)

Just go directly to comments.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (5xuJ/)

266 Occupy Democrats's Post
1h
(In part) BREAKING: Stephen Colbert destroys CBS's damage control lies about the cancellation of his James Talarico interview and says that he's "so surprised that this giant global corporation would not stand up to these bullies."
He wasn't about to let them slither off the hook...
"They know damn well that every word of my script last night was approved by CBS lawyers, who, for the record, approve every script that goes on the air,” Colbert said on his show last night.
“In fact, between the monologue I did last night, and before I did the second act talking about this issue, I had to go backstage,” he went on. “I got called backstage to get more notes from these lawyers. Something that had never, ever happened before.”
On Monday night, the late night host revealed that the network's attorneys had informed him "in no uncertain terms" that he "could not have [Talarico] on the broadcast." Talarico is a charismatic Texas State Representative running for a Senate seat and Republicans are terrified that he might flip the state. To avoid angering Trump and his ludicrously corrupt FCC lapdog Brendan Carr — a man who has displayed a terrifying willingness

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (NFX2v)

267 to go after free speech to entrench the MAGA agenda — CBS blocked the interview.
“Not only could I not have him on, I could not mention me not having him on,” Colbert said at the time. “And because my network clearly does not want us to talk about this, let’s talk about this.”
The issue at hand is the FCC's “equal time” rule which requires broadcast stations to give equal airtime to opposing political candidates. There has always been an exception to the rule for talk shows, but Carr has indicated that he may gut that exception. CBS chose to proactively cave to avoid a showdown with him.
“We looked, and we can’t find one example of this rule being enforced for any talk show interview — not only for my entire late-night career, but for anyone’s late-night career, going back to the 1960s,” Colbert said last night.
The backlash to the interview blockade was widespread and swift. Americans were horrified by the blatant attack on the First Amendment. CBS, which is owned by Paramount, rushed to save face by insisting that they had not spiked the segment, but of course they have an incentive to lie to protect their corporate profits.

Much more follows.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (NFX2v)

268 As a legislator, when you pontificate on foreign policy, make sure that you're audience speaks English as a second language.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (gVUi7)

269
Why the hot dog helmet?
Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding

She's pledging at Kappa Omnicron Kappa (Kamala Onna Knees).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (xG4kz)

270 245 He's half-black, of course he's a super athlete.
Posted by: Eric Cartman and Democrat beliefs at February 18, 2026 01:12 PM (ycI94)

He's also half-gay.

(His other half is also gay.)

Posted by: XTC at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (iXqHn)

271 262 CBS lawyers told Coldbear he would need to interview JasCrok also and he got mad.

So Colbert is racist. That's how this works, no?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 18, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

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I'm tellin' yas. The intraparty fighting over the next 2 years is going to be so fun.

Yes, the white progressives will fall in line once Kamala takes Super Tuesday, but they are going to spend months saying the worst shit about her. It's going to be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

272 I am beginning to discover that onions are not kind to my gut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Damn, that's too bad, AOP. Onions are wonderful.

Posted by: Bulg at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

273 153 I've seen a few Talarico signs in a neighborhood not far from the UNT campus here in Denton. The neighborhood is mostly older white folks. I wonder if they even know Crockett is running. And if she wins the primary will they change their signs.
Posted by: mishdog at February 18, 2026 12:46 PM (v8DuT)

There are Talarico signs not far from the WTAMU campus in Canyon. But that’s all I have seen. No Crocked signs anywhere.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 18, 2026 01:19 PM (utKUq)

274 Talarico shot up close to 80%, from 60% a day earlier, in prediction markets after the Colbert thing.

Posted by: How it always goes at February 18, 2026 01:19 PM (TtdNq)

275 Underneath the bitterness onions are sweet and carby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 01:19 PM (UORBG)

276 They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.

I'm still amazed he let Bill Ayers humiliate him in his books by pointing out that he's so bad at basketball that he was a benchwarmer in favor of short Asians.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

277 268 As a legislator, when you pontificate on foreign policy, make sure that you're audience speaks English as a second language.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 18, 2026 01:18 PM (gVUi7)

Obama can speak half-jive

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (gbOdA)

278 @TonerousHyus
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13s
3 largest black counties made up 40.1% of the total Dem primary vote yesterday.

In 2008 with record black turnout in Texas for Barack Obama these 3 counties were 31.2% of the vote.

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Let's be honest here: 18 years of Democrats telling white people that they suck and aren't welcome in the party is just making the black vote more powerful in intraparty Democrat politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm sure vote fraud also has something to do with it

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

279 I am beginning to discover that onions are not kind to my gut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2026 01:13 PM (8zz6B)

There is a place in nowhere Nevada that makes a Western Burger that is to die for. 5 huge onion rings and 2, 1/3 lb patties.
That evening you will be able to inflate hot air ballons but it's so worth it.

Posted by: Reforger at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (onCFI)

280 I used to eat raw onions on everything but I guess as I got older they started not to agree with me. Now I eat grilled onions where possible. Seems not to have same effect as raw.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (cntUY)

281 Good Morning All

This morning's Fox Business Varney Trivia Question:

How many states have been the birthplace of a US President?

15
18
21
24

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM (QGaXH)

282 I had a Skyline large 4-Way with onions on Monday.

MMM
MMM
GOOD!
Posted by: Bad Andrew
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Ever been to Dixie Chili in Newport? You can get minced garlic there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM (XvL8K)

283 274 Talarico shot up close to 80%, from 60% a day earlier, in prediction markets after the Colbert thing.

Posted by: How it always goes at February 18, 2026 01:19 PM (TtdNq)

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While the biggest black counties in Texas are running at Obama 2008 levels of turnout.

The betting markets are not nearly big enough to be awed as "the wisdom of crowds". They are predominantly white progressives who buy any white progressive aligned narrative that pops up.

The 2024 House prediction on Polymarket was 60% Democrat for months. Almost the entire two years the market was open. It didn't go majority Republican in the betting until 7 pm...election night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

284 Stephen Colbert is to news
As Jeffrey Epstein is to Italian food

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

285 278 I'm sure vote fraud also has something to do with it

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

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In Texas where mail in voting isn't a thing and voter ID is a thing?

Sure, there's going to be some voter fraud, but you know what?

Not California levels. Not anywhere close to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

286
18

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (xG4kz)

287 The Democrat partisan Colbert has decided that Jasmine Ratchet is a sure loser who will drag the entire Democrat Party down -- no lies detected there

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RAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (SHZtS)

288 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (NcvvS)

289 Grok, show me an image of AOC, wearing a Hooters uniform and riding a giant hot dog unicycle, down main street while giggling like an idiot.

Posted by: High fidelity at February 18, 2026 01:22 PM (RLbsR)

290 Ever been to Dixie Chili in Newport? You can get minced garlic there.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM

I have not, but I will put it on the list!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 18, 2026 01:23 PM (DgMqy)

291 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM (QGaXH)

I'm going with 15 .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:23 PM (cntUY)

292 I am beginning to discover that onions are not kind to my gut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's fine. More for me!

Posted by: Sweet Vidalia Jones at February 18, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

293 276 They also insisted Obama was some sort of super athlete when he was the opposite.

I'm still amazed he let Bill Ayers humiliate him in his books by pointing out that he's so bad at basketball that he was a benchwarmer in favor of short Asians.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 18, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

Insolence.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 18, 2026 01:24 PM (utKUq)

294 Ever been to Dixie Chili in Newport? You can get minced garlic there.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 01:21 PM (XvL8K)

Newport is home to New Riff bourbon and rye. Outstanding stuff!

Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2026 01:24 PM (tceez)

295 When you make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, do you spread the peanut butter first, or the jelly?

Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

296 Intertubes tells me it's 21 states.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:25 PM (cntUY)

297 I never learned to tie a bowtie.

Super easy, barely an inconvenience. Just flip the ends of the bow out to open the little metal clips. Place the clips over the edge of your collar and flip the bow back.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 18, 2026 01:26 PM (mWkc6)

298 When you make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, do you spread the peanut butter first, or the jelly?
Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt

Peanut butter first on one slice and then the jelly on the other slice.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 18, 2026 01:26 PM (cntUY)

299 “The idea that American cowboys came from Spain, that that was so stupid. She’s wrong. They were brought there, I don’t know, in the 15th century by some guy, get this, do you know what his name is? Cortez. She’s a direct descendant of the guy that brought the horses to Mexico and then to America. So, weirdly enough, it was Cortez who brought the horses and then later gave us an ass,” Gutfeld said.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 18, 2026 01:27 PM (gbOdA)

300 When you make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, do you spread the peanut butter first, or the jelly?
Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

Jelly on one slice, PB on the other. Mash 'em together. Viola!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 18, 2026 01:27 PM (5xuJ/)

301 281

24

Posted by: Bulg at February 18, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

302 Newport is home to New Riff bourbon and rye. Outstanding stuff!
Posted by: Doof
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Newport is getting gentrified. It was still the red light district for Cincy when I was growing up.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2026 01:28 PM (XvL8K)

303 Has anyone asked Jasmine Ratchett why Colbert would make such a racially motivated decision?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 18, 2026 01:29 PM (yxj8r)

304 Nearly 4 hours away.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 18, 2026 01:32 PM (UORBG)

305
Correction, 21. There are those, however, who placed Andrew Jackson's birthplace in South Carolina, not North Carolina, in which case it would be 22.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2026 01:32 PM (xG4kz)

306

Does Abby have a big ol black ass?

She literally talks over Jennings the entire time

You would think he would mention it.

Posted by: E Buzz at February 18, 2026 01:36 PM (7PLlJ)

307 The difference between Ocasio Cortez and trump couldn't be more stark - Trump is babe Ruth stepping up to bat. He gets struck out...well...he's still babe ruth. Ocasio Cortez is the ball girl who convinced the team she could hit a home run. She strikes out ten times in a row, on the tenth strike out she loses control of the bat, which goes in the stands and beans a little kid.

She has no record of accomplishment at anything. She went to a conference on a subject, sat for an interview, then didn't have any good answers to any of the questions asked.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 18, 2026 01:42 PM (vOtXJ)

308 wow
I put the peanut butter and the jelly on the 1st slice, then top it with the 2nd slice

kind of a maverick that way

Posted by: Don Black, who might be serious, might be kidding at February 18, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxPkt)

309 80 I don't get the AOC attraction. It would be like making love to Marty Feldman, but without the comedic timing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Well there is a solution. It starts with "butt" and ends with "f**king".

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2026 01:47 PM (0Htd1)

310 Under breaking news -

Forbes
Colbert's Unaired Talarico Interview Brought $2.5 Million In Campaign Donations.

Of course. A little thin, though.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 18, 2026 02:25 PM (NFX2v)

311 21 There seem to be a lot of AI video encroaching on YouTube. I used to get these videos of odd events, like lightning, or crashes, falls, whatever. Now I see many that seem impossible ... big gorilla lifting weights, or holding puppies, and in a normal environment like a home or gym, not an enclosure or in the wild.

There are other such videos that just seem impossible, but are rendered very well, and look mostly real. It is annoying.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2026 12:17 PM (vbXSk)

I especially hate the ones that you want to be real, because those are the most effective lies, because you do half the work yourself (subconsciously) by lying to yourself. So, those are the lies you have to work the hardest (consciously) to guard against.

Like, Pallas's cats. They cannot be domesticated, let alone housebroken; they're not just "feral" like a housecat that was born outside and has never known a human touch, but like a wild animal with no tamed ancestors, since that's what they are. But they look so cute! It's a nice fantasy, but only a fantasy, that you could find an abandoned kit and raise it without realizing. I blocked the channel, but wished I could nuke it.

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