Operation PROTECT DONKEY-CHOMPERS: Leftwing Propaganda Media Goes Into Overdrive Claiming That AOC's Embarrassingly Incompetent Performance At Munich Was Akshually "Cogent" and Critics Are Just "Microscopically Dissecting" Her "Message"

If you took the day off yesterday, unlike me, you may have missed the story that Donkey-Chompers went to the Munich Security Conference because she's running for president and someone told her she had to show her "foreign policy chops" and so she read an issue of The Nation on the plane and figured she was all set.

She was not in fact all set. She embarrassed herself horribly -- more horribly than usual, if you can believe that -- and may have permanently damaged her ambition of becoming a Senator, let alone President of the United States.

In just a few minutes of Entitled Participation-Trophy Arrogant Stupidity, AOC shit the bed on multiple fronts:

* She asserted that the next president must impose a "wealth tax," and was embarrassed by a much better informed South American who told her to her face that Latin countries and repeatedly tried this and it had resulted in bankruptcy and immiseration every time. She also appeared entirely unaware that any new kind of federal tax can only happen if a constitutional amendment authorizes it -- the income tax was authorized by the 20th (?) amendment, a tax on wealth as opposed to income would require a separate amendment.

* She claimed that Marco Rubio was wrong that cowboys came from Spain. They did, because cowboys ride horses that only came over to America with the Spanish conquistadors. Some yesterday, Sean Davis I think, said, "How could someone with the last name Cortez not know that Cortez introduced horses to the Americas?"

* She claimed that Trump only thought he had the right to "kidnap" the dictator Maduro because Venezuela is "south of the equator" and you know those damn racist white Europeans think they're smarter and better than the Global South. Pro-Tip: Venezuela is not in fact south of the equator. I guess if you want to be charitable to a Make A Wish Foundation Pretend Presidential Candidate, you could say she was close. I mean, it is a few hundred miles from the Equator.

* Asked a lay-up, no-surprise, you-knew-this-was-coming question about the US defending Taiwan from a hypothetical Chinese invasion, this idiot literally said "um" and "you know" for a full minute before finally speaking in a (more or less) grammatical sentence, stating, essentially, Well we'll just have to hope that doesn't happen.

So you knew that the communist media was going to work hard to clean up for their communist Chubby Evita.

RCP's Tom Bevan called it yesterday:

Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Feb 16
If you think the legacy media carried water for Obama and Biden, just wait until AOC runs. Here's a taste from Bloomberg on her appearance in Munich:

Note that Bloomberg claims that her only critics were "Republican commentators" who "claimed" -- lied, that means -- that she was "unprepared."

Everyone with eyes and ears understands she was hideously unprepared. The analogy that occurs to everyone is that she looked like a third grader who was supposed to give a book report but didn't read the book so she just "ummed" for a minute before saying "it was a very, very, very, very good book, thank you."

Amazingly, Bloomberg claims that after she seemingly "flubbed" her answer, she came up with a "cogent" response, which was to say that we'll just have to hope and pray that China never invades Taiwan so no I won't answer your question about whether we'd defend Taiwan and I won't even sound authoritative in refusing to answer.

And it's not just "Republican commentators" who thought she looked unprepared. Gay Race Communism harpies Krystal Ball and Anna Kasparian blasted her as "not ready for prime time" and "embarrassing" and less than "mediocre."

As did a whole flock of leftwing Bird-Hand leftist Tik Tokkers.

AOC was so "big mad" that she was being held to conventional standards of cogency and preparedness that she called upon her favorite New York Time propagandist to spin a story that Akshually She Was There to Spread the Good Word About Gay Race Communism and She Succeeded Brilliantly, and of course the New York Times "stenographer" was only too eager to rally for the cause.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had anticipated a potentially frosty reception to her anti-establishment arguments at the Munich Security Conference, a venue she called "an elite place of decision makers that, frankly, are not responsive to a class-based message."
And the visit to Germany felt high-stakes: It was the most prominent foreign trip to date by the progressive New York congresswoman, who had mostly focused on domestic priorities until now. Her remarks last week about addressing working-class concerns around the globe, and the reception from world leaders, were both eagerly awaited and highly scrutinized.
But rather than the substance of her arguments, it was her on-camera stumbles when answering questions about specific world affairs that rocketed around conservative social media and drove plenty of the discussion about her visit, as political observers speculated whether they would make a dent in a potential presidential run in 2028.
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"This reporter came up to me and was like, 'Is Munich the new New Hampshire?' And I cannot say enough how out of touch and missing the point, genuinely, that is," Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview, referring to the state's tradition of hosting early presidential primary contests. "Global democracies are on fire the world over, and established parties are falling to right-wing populist movements."
To Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, the discourse about her visit had missed the more important point about the risks of authoritarianism -- an argument that she said had been well-received by the Europeans during two foreign policy panels, private meetings with German leaders and an address in a packed university auditorium in Berlin.

Yes, she wowed them in "private meetings." Just trust me, bro. The New York Times "reports" this account from a highly-biased source about her own awesomeness as if it's fact.

Update:

55 "an elite place of decision makers that, frankly, are not responsive to a class-based message."
Europeans. Europeans are not responsive to a class-based message. Sure. Absolutely. Famously so.
Posted by: I used to have a different nick

The way her performance was microscopically dissected through the lens of what it meant for a hypothetical White House campaign frustrated AOC.

She said she worried that her message was being lost in all the commotion.https://t.co/KBeT3kaBzj
— Kellen Browning (@Kellen_Browning) February 17, 2026

Respectfully, Have you wondered why she would call you to rehabilitate her failing?
— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) February 17, 2026

🚨HOLY CRAP! VETERAN DEMOCRATS are now railing against 2028 Democratic hopeful AOC's Munich disaster

Her word salad is now being called "disaster in Deutschland"

The NYT called it a "stumble" 😂

Veteran Dem: "She showed a COMPLETE lack of chops...if she runs for president,… pic.twitter.com/OmLonpDTgI
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 17, 2026

President Trump: “I watched AOC answering questions in Munich. This was not a good look for the United States. I watched Gavin Newscum answering questions in Munich. This was a bad look for our country... These two people are incompetent.”

pic.twitter.com/JlVtFdpWCt
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 17, 2026

Hello! Happy Tuesday!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 17, 2026 12:17 PM (LdBR/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 12:17 PM (6jv/d)

3 It's okay. She has 'great' tits.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

4 So, when do we start arguing about AOC's boobs?

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:18 PM (77rzZ)

5 >>>3 It's okay. She has 'great' tits.

her tits are emigrating further to the Global South every single day.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

6 I am not sure 'cowboys' are spanish. Riding a warhorse to spit a fucking bloodthirsty aztec pedophile does not strike me as really Cowboy as much as 'Hand of God smiting the Evil.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

7 So its a boob thread now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

8 Remember folks that according to She Guevara, it's better to be morally right than factually accurate.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (lXoJ5)

9 I hate her so much she's put me off tits.

Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

10 >>>6 I am not sure 'cowboys' are spanish. Riding a warhorse to spit a fucking bloodthirsty aztec pedophile does not strike me as really Cowboy as much as 'Hand of God smiting the Evil.'

they are. You took yesterday off, I see. Cowboys, vaqueros, originated in Spain and Portugal.

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:20 PM (1wjle)

11 Can you imagine if George Bush had stated that Venezuela was south of the equator?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2026 12:20 PM (Cqx++)

12 >>>I watched Gavin Newscum answering questions in Munich. This was a bad look for our country...

What an unkind thing to say about someone who suffers from dyslexia. Be better, Trump.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 17, 2026 12:20 PM (8mulE)

13 ...someone told her she had to show her "foreign policy chops"

Chuck Schumer

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:20 PM (ExV1e)

14 AOC, sitting in her Tesla at an intersection, patiently waiting for the stop sign to change.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (gm9Sb)

15 ‘AOC's Embarrassingly Incompetent Performance At Munich Was Akshually "Cogent"

The problem isn’t AOC’s obvious incompetence. The problem is everyone else in the world’s perception of her incompetence.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

16 her tits are emigrating further to the Global South every single day
____

Lemme know when migrate below the equator

Posted by: Pelosi fan at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (Dv3i1)

17 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (3h1PI)

18 Riding a warhorse to spit a fucking bloodthirsty aztec pedophile does not strike me as really Cowboy as much as 'Hand of God smiting the Evil.'

You know it's bad when the Aztec's neighbors told the Conquistadores "We'll be your guides."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (lXoJ5)

19 5 >>>3 It's okay. She has 'great' tits.

her tits are emigrating further to the Global South every single day.
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

I mean, literally 2 seconds to remember the name, five mins looking for a SFW picture of her:

https://tinyurl.com/mps454fe

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

20 AOC is one missed antidepressant away from getting a butthole spider web tattoo.

Posted by: Taylor at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (DJPFk)

21 Ich bin ein Berliner.

Posted by: Or Maybe A Cruller! at February 17, 2026 12:21 PM (oftw2)

22 .
You said "chubby;" as in, you want to date AOC because she gives you a chubby.

Posted by: Marooned at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (kt8QE)

23 The way her performance was microscopically dissected through the lens of what it meant for a hypothetical White House campaign frustrated AOC.

She said she worried that her message was being lost in all the commotion.

She's more worried that she'll be banished from the Kool Kid's table.

HOLY CRAP! VETERAN DEMOCRATS are now railing against 2028 Democratic hopeful AOC's Munich disaster

Her word salad is now being called "disaster in Deutschland"

The NYT called it a "stumble" 😂

Veteran Dem: "She showed a COMPLETE lack of chops...if she runs for president, she's given the opposition tons of ammo to destroy her!" 💀

And what in her past pronouncements led you to believe she was anything other than a complete bonehead? This says more about you than about her.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

24 7 So its a boob thread now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

God Loves us and wants us to be happy, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

25 Anyway, AOC is just an actress. And not a well-prepared one.

The DNC will and have put up props before, Barry and Biden were both props and not actual executives, but AOC is going require a lot more 'fortifying' if she runs.

When she runs.

I still want to see her naked though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

26 If AOC were not elected to congress, her only career option left is to be a prostitute listed on "Skip The Games" or just become a lot lizard and bother sleeping truckers late at night.

Posted by: The Truth at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (hXJe5)

27 24 7 So its a boob thread now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

God Loves us and wants us to be happy, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (bss/y)

#IWantToBelieve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

28 I really don't understand the part about Mexicans and freed slaves wanting a word about the creation of the American cowboy.

I remember about a decade ago there was a push to remake history to present the old west as all AKSHULLY black. Is this what she's retarding to? I mean referring to?

Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (XOmY9)

29 Ok can we ask Tina Fey if it is ok if a presidential candidate doesn't understand basic geography?

Because whatever she answers it would unintentional comedy gold.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

30 I forget which Moron it was who would insist that AOC was secretly smart and just faking being dumb as a fucking stump.

It always made me laugh. You can't fake the dull-eyed stare of the dairy cow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2026 12:23 PM (XYFl9)

31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

Posted by: nckate at February 17, 2026 12:23 PM (uQzkA)

32 That anyone thinks AOC is a viable candidate for higher office bewilders me; She's so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (1itZ7)

33 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

--George Orwell

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (ZJT0I)

34 Sandy is every bit as prepared to be president as Jasmine is to be a senator.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)

35 Afternoon Ace.
The legacy propaganda ministries like the NYT will try and cover her idiocy, but the hard younger leftists aren't going to stand for someone who makes the revolution look stupid. AOC might be able to take out Schumer in 28 as NY senator, but she ain't gonna play nationally

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Ggsrp)

36 Wow she looked terrible in Munich. I almost didn't recognize her. She's 36 years old. She looks way older than that, at least in those videos from Munich, and much heavier than she was only a few years ago. The Wall, it beckons.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

37 Venezuela no matter how you say it with your racist anti caucasian accent is still el norte of the equator.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (Wp4UD)

38 Lets be clear about horses, they existed in The New World, Indians hunted them to extinction, they were reintroduced into The New World by the Spanish.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (XV/Pl)

39 AOC hit the wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Wp4UD)

40 She was not in fact all set. She embarrassed herself horribly -- more horribly than usual, if you can believe that -- and may have permanently damaged her ambition of becoming a Senator, let alone President of the United States.
----
In a rational world she would have damaged her ambitions of being elected as a dogcatcher.

Sadly, we don't live in that world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ESVrU)

41 I do have a Ruger Vaquero, in .44 magnum.

I want another one, in .357.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

42 I still want to see her naked though.

*fistbump*
Anyone who says otherwise is gaaaaaayyyyy!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

43 Look, she's hot. And stupid.

What are the odds she does butt stuff? 50%? 80%?

Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (XOmY9)

44 "This reporter came up to me and was like, 'Is Munich the new New Hampshire?' And I cannot say enough how out of touch and missing the point, genuinely, that is," Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview
======================
This is AOC. A complete idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (1itZ7)

45 >>>It always made me laugh. You can't fake the dull-eyed stare of the dairy cow.

lol, accurate

>>>28 I really don't understand the part about Mexicans and freed slaves wanting a word about the creation of the American cowboy.

I remember about a decade ago there was a push to remake history to present the old west as all AKSHULLY black. Is this what she's retarding to? I mean referring to?

well mexicans certainly were cowboys but... I don't know if AOC knows this, but Mexico was a colony of Spain.

And yes, it's all about engaging in Racist Denialism claiming that white people invented nothing, and have no culture apart from stealing things from Global South innovators and geniuses

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

46 Example of well done fake dumb: Rowan Atkinson

Someone who plays stupid well because he is stupid: Stephen Colbert

AOC though...she doesn't even realize she is playing stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

47 30
‘ I forget which Moron it was who would insist that AOC was secretly smart and just faking being dumb as a fucking stump’

Probably the same one that insists Jasmine Crockett is secretly smart.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (jbnUc)

48 AOC stuttered a lot, but did not cackle a lot ... so it was an improvement, I guess.

(actually I did not listen, so maybe she did some cackling)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (vbXSk)

49 9 I hate her so much she's put me off tits.

Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"

Posted by: ace
_____

Pontooned purveyor of platitudes

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (Dv3i1)

50 >>>31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

51 This is the result of people who are protected from differing opinions leaving the bubble. It must have frosted her cupcakes to have a South American take her to task.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (NcvvS)

52 As I said yesterday, it's gonna be fun watching the wannabe young commie scrunts backstab and throw shit at each other, as they all vie to be the frontrunner for 2028 or 2032. They might not do this directly, because Comrades must look Comrade-y, but be sure it's being done through proxies.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

53 her tits are emigrating further to the Global South every single day.

I died

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (j+aD2)

54 "What about your gaffs, Mr. Romney?! What about your gaffs?!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (HXT0k)

55 "an elite place of decision makers that, frankly, are not responsive to a class-based message."

Europeans. Europeans are not responsive to a class-based message. Sure. Absolutely. Famously so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

56 AOC's critics just want to date her

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (GUOwU)

57 50 >>>31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Money laundering

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

58 41 I do have a Ruger Vaquero, in .44 magnum.

I want another one, in .357.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

I bought one in .45 LC. It felt so good in the hand. It became my Dad's because I figured I would find a new one just like it. I keep seeing them in gun stores and am there for something else, so I don't fucking buy it then kick myself.

When I bought it? '98 Blued with rosewood grips was like 350. Last one I saw, used in Buds was 750.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

59 >>>Europeans. Europeans are not responsive to a class-based message. Sure. Absolutely. Famously so.

lol

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (1wjle)

60 >>>Chubby Evita

Good one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (dK+Kv)

61
Forget it, Ace. It's commieworld.

Posted by: Auspex at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (Y8DZL)

62 I would laugh but I know there are enough people out there who probably think she was cogent even without the help of the sycophant media.

Posted by: DaveD at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (cuobQ)

63 Could he be a beard?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (Wp4UD)

64 Per Wiki, on Venezuela

"The territory it controls lies between latitudes 0° and 16°N"

So sounds like the country at least touches the Equator.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

65 Willow'd again:

223 Program needs a cheerful alliterative name, like "Bundles for Britain". Maybe the Horde will provide?
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Posted by: SciVo at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (Sy6m/)

66 I loved one of Ace's early nickname for her :

Breakfast Club Evita.

Too bad it didn't catch on.

A second chance, maybe?

Posted by: pawn at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (+rKuc)

67 Shut up and grab your ankles Alexandria

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (61TgR)

68 well mexicans certainly were cowboys but... I don't know if AOC knows this, but Mexico was a colony of Spain.

One thing I wanted to see right leaning pundits ask with the whole Greenland thing - is European colonialism a bad thing or are the people of Greenland better off if we let Denmark continue to colonize them?

Again whatever response you'd get to the question would be hilarious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

69 50 >>>31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Maybe he's hung like a Pringles can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

70
The equator is just a construct!

Serious, you guys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (xG4kz)

71 I liked the part about Western Culture being "thin"

well sure Sandy you would think thin was a bad thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (j+aD2)

72 34 Sandy is every bit as prepared to be president as Jasmine is to be a senator.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)

That is cold, sir. Absolutely true, but, dang, you go for the jugular.

Posted by: moki at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (wLjpr)

73 and for each one a case of appropriate Freedom Seeds.

heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

74 Credit to the questions asked in Munich. While they were hardly out of left field, they were actual questions about policy, and not "how does this make you feel" bullshit. Only a retarded idiot sniffing glue would not have been ready for the Taiwan question, but it was a real question.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

75
She looks way older than that, at least in those videos from Munich, and much heavier than she was only a few years ago. The Wall, it beckons.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

The Berlin wall?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)

76 AOC's safe word is "cholesterol."

Posted by: Taylor at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (DJPFk)

77 42 I still want to see her naked though.

*fistbump*
Anyone who says otherwise is gaaaaaayyyyy!
Posted by: Archimedes

Low bar. Just about any woman that doesn't make Akbar's cut, men would want to see without covering.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (Dv3i1)

78 Not only did AOC look like a fool, but so did Gavin and Gretchen.

They all embarrassed the United States.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

79 This probably elevates Gretchen Whitmer who sounded dumb, but as dumb as AO-C in Munich

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (rZCVI)

80 Problem is, that AOC's answer that she will basically let china take Taiwan means that she is now the CCP's favorite candidate, so you can bet your bottom dollar that the chinese will fund her campaign with gobloads of laundered cash, will flod the Internet with astroturfed views and "fans" on her behalf, and in general doing everything they can get her elected -- so they can then waltz in and conquer Taiwan with no pushback from the US and its new Tampax President.

So don't count her out for 2028 yet -- she just acquired a major backer.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (se8lQ)

81 yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace

Travis and Tay-Tay have entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

82 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies! You know they want it!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

83 OUT: Ich bin ein Berliner
IN: Ich bin ein Dummkopf

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

84 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Maybe he's hung like a Pringles can.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)
_____

"You rang?"

-- The Paolo

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

85
My message was, "I am stoopit!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (xG4kz)

86 Via Benny Johnson:

"President Trump: “I watched AOC answering questions in Munich. This was not a good look for the United States. I watched Gavin Newscum answering questions in Munich. This was a bad look for our country... These two people are incompetent.”"

LOLOL. And True.

Just think -- at the moment, those two clowns are the Dems' A-tier candidates. The Top. The Best they have.

Maybe a reprise of that comedian's video heckling AOC and her "booty" might be in order. LOL

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (rj6Yv)

87 Saw this somewhere else.

Idea for a new reality show: illegal "migrants" compete to round up and take out sex offenders (either native born or fellow "migrants", doesn't matter).

Winners get US citizenship.

Name of show: "Alien vs. Predator".

Posted by: Mel Brooks at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (IG3/x)

88 79-meant "not" as dumb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (rZCVI)

89 The Equator does not run through Venezuela.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Wp4UD)

90 This is like anytime you criticize the thousands of non-profits for not actually DOING anything and they retort that their job is to "raise awareness."

Or, our success must be measured in ways that cannot be measured.

OAC is successful in ways that cannot be measured.

And you're a racist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (HXT0k)

91 This probably elevates Gretchen Whitmer who sounded dumb, but as dumb as AO-C in Munich

I guess it makes sense the Ilsa She Wolf of the SS would look better in Munich then Evita Peron...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

92 87 Saw this somewhere else.

Idea for a new reality show: illegal "migrants" compete to round up and take out sex offenders (either native born or fellow "migrants", doesn't matter).

Winners get US citizenship.

Name of show: "Alien vs. Predator".

Posted by: Mel Brooks at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (IG3/x)

Take my money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

93 "AOC can't answer questions about New York Coty either", says Trump
=================
He's right. She is there to represent Democratic Socialism, itself incoherent and a failed system, and not Queens or the rest of the city. Because her constituent is not really her district, she has only the bare minimum of knowledge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (m249M)

94 She sounded like a babbling fool. May have been drinking too much. The media trying to say she is ready for primetime is full of shit. It's almost funny they pick up their losers and try to drag them over the finish line.

Posted by: Case at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (j6kTf)

95 Sandy from the Bronx has some pretty ritzy digs by the DC Navy Yard. Wouldn't surprise me if she had a housekeeper named Juanita that crossed the border at Eagle Pass during the Retardo administration. "Don't need no stinkin' green card, I work for Senorita Sandy".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb)

96 t to the questions asked in Munich. While they were hardly out of left field, they were actual questions about policy, and not "how does this make you feel" bullshit. Only a retarded idiot sniffing glue would not have been ready for the Taiwan question, but it was a real question.

I wonder if they realized that supporting such a paramecium brain made them look stupid and discredited their ideology. I have no idea what the ideological orientation of the conference is, but whatever it is, nobody likes to look like an idiot for supporting an idiot. Well, aside from Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

97 Mark Kelly has his work cut out for him.

Posted by: occamn's brassiere at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (UJSi8)

98 There os no equator on the flat earth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (Wp4UD)

99 > yup, engaged forever

> it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

One of the 'ettes said the other day that they were no longer An Item, but I haven't seen confirmation.

I agree that it was a scam. As I've said before, no woman has ever gotten wet for that pudgy little Birkenstock-wearing manlet.

Including her.

Posted by: Mel Brooks at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (IG3/x)

100 Look, she's hot.

She is not hot. I'll give her lukewarm - provided she doesn't speak. The only people who think that she's hot are "woman on the street" interviewees who respond that every woman is a 10.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

101 Riddle me this Batman - is there a woman politician on the left that isn't a idiot or harpy or lecturing fool, or Communist?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (cYBz/)

102
Maybe he's hung like a Pringles can.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thick, empty and full of salty ... chips?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (xG4kz)

103 Chubby Evita"

Chvita?

Posted by: man at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (cGjQu)

104 39 AOC hit the wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Wp4UD)

The Kool-Aid Man, she is not.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

105 https://m.youtube.com/shorts/x5jC_r9_EeU

Tangentially related to Sandy

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (ot8Uf)

106 This AOC bitch be stoopid.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, 2028 frontrunner at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (MsWKl)

107 > 103 Chubby Evita"

Chvita?
Posted by: man at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (cGjQu)

Chunky-style Natasha Fatale.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (IG3/x)

108 Veteran Dem: "She showed a COMPLETE lack of chops...if she runs for president, she's given the opposition tons of ammo to destroy her!"
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LOL, you 'tards ran Kamala and told the world she was one of the most qualified candidates for President in history.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (HXT0k)

109 I do have a Ruger Vaquero, in .44 magnum.

I want another one, in .357.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

I bought one in .45 LC. It felt so good in the hand. It became my Dad's because I figured I would find a new one just like it. I keep seeing them in gun stores and am there for something else, so I don't fucking buy it then kick myself.

When I bought it? '98 Blued with rosewood grips was like 350. Last one I saw, used in Buds was 750.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

I have a .45 Colt Bisley Blackhawk SS 5.5". It is the one gun.

Feels great with CA loads all the way to full house loads.

Makes me want to be a cowboy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (dK+Kv)

110 Just think -- at the moment, those two clowns are the Dems' A-tier candidates. The Top. The Best they have.

Tanned, rested, and incoherent!

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

111
I agree that it was a scam. As I've said before, no woman has ever gotten wet for that pudgy little Birkenstock-wearing manlet.

Including her.
Posted by: Mel Brooks

But, his name isn't SHELDON!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

112 She's mid at best.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (Wp4UD)

113 101 Riddle me this Batman - is there a woman politician on the left that isn't a idiot or harpy or lecturing fool, or Communist?

Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)

114 All Outta Cuervo

Posted by: Taylor at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (DJPFk)

115 100 Look, she's hot.

She is not hot. I'll give her lukewarm - provided she doesn't speak. The only people who think that she's hot are "woman on the street" interviewees who respond that every woman is a 10.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

I do not get this one. Maybe it is the frission of her being a commie? Like Elsa, Nazi She Wolf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

116 >>Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies! You know they want it!

Our Chorkie smiles with delight - she loves her tummy rubs!

Posted by: Nazdar at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (NcvvS)

117 One of the interesting changes in politics that has happened recently is it used to be expected that any pol could speak extemporaneously on the political issues of the day. Yes their answers might be stupid and socialist but they were expected to be able to express those idea.

But now asking leftwing pols about the issues of the day is gotcha because they aren't actually expected to know ANYTHING.

And the answer, interestingly, is that as leftwing pols they'll just do whatever the leftwing narrative demands even if they don't know what it is...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

118 I missed the Movie Thread down below. I saw the Red Sonja remake last night. It was ... odd. For a comic about a big-boobed babe beating ass in a chain-mail bikini, the movie took itself veeeery seriously. There were some interesting ideas floating around, but they were never developed, and it seems overall half the story was left on the cutting room floor.

Incredibly, the movie never even bothers to explain how RS became an almost invincible fighter. She spent her entire life alone in the woods. Yet somehow she's a commando ninja?

And yes, it's woke. It's like they went way far out of their way to make clear that RS is a stronk girlboss who Don't Need No Man. Well, she does need her male horse, who repeatedly saves her ass, and who she has almost Catherine The Great-level affection for. The director is a Wachowski-ish tranny freak.

Bad casting too. RS is too old, too thin, and way too soft for such a physical bad-ass role. The blonde bad girl would have been much better in the lead role. I kept thinking that RS got the role the same way Lauren Sanchez got on the Bezos cocket: by fucking the money man.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

119 I dunno. The last Democrat Rhodes Scholar to occupy the White House was Bill Clinton. Notwithstanding he tried to nail everything that stood still for five seconds (sans Hillary) the guy was a least reasonably intelligent.

Since then you’ve gotten the phony commie lightbringer and a guy who didn’t know what day of the week it was, being chased by a bj queen who was dumber than a bag of rocks.

Point being- is the bar all that high for Democrats?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (7kply)

120 31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Money laundering
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Avoids House ehtics and financial reporting requirements. Applies to spouses, not to girl or boy friends.

Posted by: whig at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

121 LOL, you 'tards ran Kamala and told the world she was one of the most qualified candidates for President in history.

Kammie will be their candidate in 2028

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)

122 And still there some, even here, who laud AOC as the Democrat's best bet for '28.

Sure, the left is insane. Are they that insane? We'll see.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (jtM2q)

123 I must have missed the joke. It was the 16th amendment which brought in an income tax - not the 20th (which moved the dates congress critters and the president take office).

Posted by: Loveher at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (LVEPX)

124 I have a .45 Colt Bisley Blackhawk SS 5.5". It is the one gun.

Feels great with CA loads all the way to full house loads.

Makes me want to be a cowboy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (dK+Kv)

The Bisley handle is the one I had. It felt so smoothe with the rosewood grips. I do not like the stainless look. I'm not roy rogers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

125 The smartest thing to ever come out of AOC's mouth is some guy's dick.

Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (5aZAZ)

126 We are trapped in a never ending game of "TOP THAT!" by the left...they keep running bigger and bigger 'tards....I'd like a new contest.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (MUJd1)

127 She needs some go-to cheats to help buy time when she's searching memory for a talking point.

like gazing over the top of people, saying things like 'let me be clear.'

That's how you show people you're super smart.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (HaJFH)

128 >
Kammie will be their candidate in 2028
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)

One form of mental illness is continuing to exhibit the same behavior while expecting different results.

And we all know the Dems are mentally ill.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (IG3/x)

129 125 The smartest thing to ever come out of AOC's mouth is some guy's dick.
Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (5aZAZ)

*snort*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (bss/y)

130 50 >>>31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace
___
Bet you it's because of "disclosure" rules. If She+Him are married, they need to disclose all their joint assets to HoR. If their are just "engaged" donors give him millions and its never disclosed. Just like Omar (D-Somollia) has a winery that is worth millions on paper.

Posted by: Scott_T at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (2waQ7)

131 The Equator does not run through Venezuela.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:30 PM (Wp4UD)

It's in South America and south means below the equator. Everyone knows that. -- AOC

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

132 6 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

The original actual Vaqueros were cattle herders on the Iberian plains and valleys who grew cattle....was used for that going back to Roman times.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:35 PM (MUJd1)

133
Babylon Bee headline: Catholic Plans To Spend Lent Giving Up Something He Really Shouldn't Have Been Doing In The First Place

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM (tgvbd)

134 I said Juanita
My sweet Chiquita
What are you up to?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM (viF8m)

135 Deport her.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM (Wp4UD)

136 Kelly/Spanberger 28!

Posted by: occamn's brassiere at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM (UJSi8)

137 The legacy propaganda ministries like the NYT will try and cover her idiocy, but the hard younger leftists aren't going to stand for someone who makes the revolution look stupid.
---
As long as Joe Biden didn't threaten their access to the auto-pen, they were happy to defend his total idiocy.
"Dark Biden" wasn't a Boomer-generated forced/cringe meme--that was the youths.

It was only when that access was threatened, by risking losing the election, that they panicked and dumped him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (HXT0k)

138 Babylon Bee headline: Catholic Plans To Spend Lent Giving Up Something He Really Shouldn't Have Been Doing In The First Place
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM (tgvbd)

This. I remember reading a blog by a Nun where she made that point every Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

139 ...someone told her she had to show her "foreign policy chops"

To be fair, they wanted to see her "foreign policy choppers"

Posted by: Don Quixote - World's First Cowboy at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (E/qck)

140 Mark Kelly has his work cut out for him.
Posted by: occamn's brassiere at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM

If he puts a hoop earring in one ear and wears a white tee shirt and pants, he could run as Mr. Clean. "I'm going to clean up Donald Trump's messes!"

He's a shoo-in!

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (MsWKl)

141 like gazing over the top of people, saying things like 'let me be clear.' . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee

What? You couldn't explain it properly the first time?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (cYBz/)

142 AOC was damned cute when she was in college.

It's been nothing but downhill ever since then.

She's starting to give off "abuelita" energy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2026 12:38 PM (IG3/x)

143 AOC: "My class-based message."

It's noticed this over the last week: The Left's is now pivoting to their new buzzword: "class."

Seriously?

Every American knows that anyone who even uses the word "class" is a damned commie. That's Karl Marx-talk, right there, you betcha.

Who does the focus-grouping for the Dems? Who had the brilliant idea to rehash the laughably anachronistic central thesis of 1848's The communist Manifesto as the Dem's new euphemistic talking point to sway the rubes over to their side? "Class"??? couldn't have chosen a worse word.

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2026 12:38 PM (se8lQ)

144 Kammie will be their candidate in 2028
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)
==============
Unless Libtard billionaires pay her to stay out of the race, which I believe they will do. Democrats have no shot if she's the candidate and she will be if she runs, because of the primary schedule and because Newsom et al are no smarter than Kamala.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 12:38 PM (m249M)

145 I ran into an interesting Juxtaposition of ideas...

The first was Ryan Long doing a skit where he was going to run as a politician solely on the political opinions of 20 year old girls - as you can imagine this was roundly denounced by leftwing commenters as pure misogyny because he presented those opinions as vapid and stupid and that we in fact need to listen to younger people because they are smarter and wiser

But then after that was another thread where there was discussion where an older woman claimed the only reason a man would ever want to date a younger women is because younger women and ignorant and easily controlled. And this had a bunch of leftwing posters agreeing.

But...these two sets of ideas are in opposition. If young women are easily duped then you don't want to adopt their ideas, and if in fact they are smarter and wiser then their elders not only would they not be dominated by an older man, but would help to educate him no?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

146 141 like gazing over the top of people, saying things like 'let me be clear.' . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee

What? You couldn't explain it properly the first time?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2026 12:37 PM (cYBz/)

It's an odd bit of rhetoric. Like 'Make no mistake.' It can work if you are speaking to an adversary, but if you are speaking to allies it is just condescending.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

147 The Bisley handle is the one I had. It felt so smoothe with the rosewood grips. I do not like the stainless look. I'm not roy rogers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)

I'm not either, but for the brutal PNW forests, it is the bees knees.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (dK+Kv)

148 It's noticed = I've noticed

Posted by: zombie at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (se8lQ)

149 It's okay. She has 'great' tits.

her tits are emigrating further to the Global South every single day.
-----

They'll soon be below the equator.

Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

150 I remember about a decade ago there was a push to remake history to present the old west as all AKSHULLY black. Is this what she's retarding to? I mean referring to?
Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2026 12:22 PM (XOmY9)

There actually were black cowboys, more than a few. One such, John Ware, migrated to Alberta, and became a well-respected horse breeder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (8zz6B)

151 nobody likes to look like an idiot for supporting an idiot. Well, aside from Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

Who is the more foolish, the fool, or the fool that follows him?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (XPM1I)

152 I do not get this one. Maybe it is the frission of her being a commie? Like Elsa, Nazi She Wolf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

I'm going to assume it's guys who've only seen photos of women linked by Akbar.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)

153
She needs some go-to cheats to help buy time when she's searching memory for a talking point.

like gazing over the top of people, saying things like [2i]

"Venn Diagrams make me wet ... myself in abject fear that you would ask me to explain them."

"And I've never been to Easter Island -- there's too many bunnies and chocolate eggs there."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:39 PM (xG4kz)

154 The smartest thing to ever come out of AOC's mouth is some guy's dick.
Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 12:34 PM (5aZAZ)

Not sure a dick willing to risk those teeth is very smart.

Posted by: Doof at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (tceez)

155 46 Example of well done fake dumb: Rowan Atkinson

Someone who plays stupid well because he is stupid: Stephen Colbert

AOC though...she doesn't even realize she is playing stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

Colbert is an angry elf.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (i0Hi3)

156 What is a Munich?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (7Q0e+)

157 Everyone would have been much better off if she just did OF instead of insulting the history of America with her dumbass presence in the government.

If she really is thinking of running, all we have to do is play her retarded wine sessions on Twitter she made over the years.

Look how retarded I am.. oh wait forgot to hit record... Look how retarded I am!

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (61TgR)

158
It's noticed this over the last week: The Left's is now pivoting to their new buzzword: "class."

And yet go to a leftwing forum and they'll tell you that blue states are better for reasons that ultimately break down to "because blue states are richer."

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

159 Yorktown Heights needs an upgrade.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (Wp4UD)

160 There actually were black cowboys, more than a few. One such, John Ware, migrated to Alberta, and became a well-respected horse breeder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"It's twue, it's twue!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (cYBz/)

161 >
Colbert is an angry elf.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 12:40 PM (i0Hi3)

Hey! That's my job!

Posted by: Robert "Third" Reich at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (IG3/x)

162 if i were a box of dumb rocks i'd be insulted being compared to her

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

163 There actually were black cowboys, more than a few. One such, John Ware, migrated to Alberta, and became a well-respected horse breeder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=====

* blinks *

* ponders *

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (HaJFH)

164 I am a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (Wp4UD)

165 Congress is full of imbeciles. But there arent too many gigling imbeciles with big titts.

She has only got a few more years left before she looks like an overstuffed burrito.

Posted by: Tru dat at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (RLbsR)

166 Venezuela is not in fact south of the equator.

Look, it begins with a 'V'. I was half right.

Posted by: AOC at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (7S15B)

167 and i read the contents, too

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

168 I'm trying..really trying to find something attractive about her. Can't do it. Don't ask me to take one for the team.

Posted by: silent at February 17, 2026 12:41 PM (CnXm6)

169 Munchen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Wp4UD)

170 Would anyone have taken this chubby bint seriously a generation ago?

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (oftw2)

171 nobody likes to look like an idiot for supporting an idiot. Well, aside from Democrats.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

Who is the more foolish, the fool, or the fool that follows him?
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ah, indeed.
*strokes chin, grabs imaginary pebble from OWK's hand*

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

172 9 I hate her so much she's put me off tits.

Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

---

Say it ain't so, Ace!

Posted by: Boob-loving street kid on Ace's stoop at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (H4qGm)

173

"Global democracies are on fire the world over, and established parties are falling to right-wing populist movements."

Um, like, totally fer sure, I mean, grody to the max, I mean, like wow.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (et1vG)

174 So, I saw the Alberta independence thing is back in the news - is there a real chance of them doing something positive here?

I also see the rest of Canada starting to argue Alberta's mineral resources belong to THEM not the people of Alberta...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

175 Colbert is an angry elf.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

When I am feeling kind, I refer to Colbert as "Jon Stewart's Towel Boy."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (lXoJ5)

176 NYT: "Much like Wagner, AOC is better than she sounds."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (guGkK)

177 I'm trying..really trying to find something attractive about her.
Posted by: silent at

The dimples.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

178 "south of the equator"

I will bet money what she was trying to say was "south of the border." But she's an idiot, so ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

179 *jackoff motion*

Lefties also shat on Gaylord, Retardo, and Veep Throat initially, then closed ranks. And they will rally around the Boob With Boobs when they need to.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (YjwO4)

180 Chris Murphy, Corey Booker and Tammy Duckworth are just a few of the gems on the senate Foreign Relations Committee.

Do you really think the bat is that high?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (7kply)

181 Can we haz Albertan Separtists?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (Wp4UD)

182 Democrats are all fed up with the incoherence/incompetence of Biden and Harris.

So they turn to AOC.

Make it make sense.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (GD2xa)

183 I hate her so much she's put me off tits.

Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"

Well, I could always take mine out if it makes you feel better

Posted by: Robert Dorgan at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

184 As a recovering Catholic, I give up sacrifice for Lent.

Posted by: That Guy at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM (vqA1l)

185 She may well be the greatest Democrat orator since Kamala Harris.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:44 PM (jc0TO)

186
I will bet money what she was trying to say was "south of the border." But she's an idiot, so ....

Pedro says Si!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

187 It seems we don't like black cowboys in America. The Obama rodeo clown got sent off to Boot Hill toot sweet.

Posted by: Moe Bandy at February 17, 2026 12:44 PM (oftw2)

188 Gay Race Communism

this is about the olympics, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at February 17, 2026 12:44 PM (oY6Yp)

189 The funny thing about Kamala Harris is she might be the best orally talented Democrat office holder in history, but she can speak in public to save her life

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

190 I am going to give up vegetables for lent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:45 PM (Wp4UD)

191 I'm trying..really trying to find something attractive about her.
Posted by: silent at

The dimples.
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:43 PM

I'd still tap dat azz.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

192 9 I hate her so much she's put me off tits.

Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"
Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)
________
OK, calm down. Have a seat. Drink a beer. Look at Sydney Sweeny pics. You may get back to normal. Some day.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 12:45 PM (AlhUl)

193 VZ used to be one of the wealthiest countries in the world

Then they got socialism good and hard and now everyone expect their leaders are dirt poor...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

194 Sandy Ocasio has an 8 body, 5 face, and 2 brain.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (wGerL)

195 I am going to give up vegetables for lent.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You can do it. You won't lettuce down.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

196 Don't be fooled by big ol' socialist titties. They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass.

Posted by: Thomas Sowell at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (vqA1l)

197 Just another example from the BBB (Better Boobs Bureau):

https://tinyurl.com/p6p84puf

Remember guys: Bros don't let Bros fuck commie hoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

198 I am going to give up vegetables for lent.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You can do it. You won't lettuce down.

Well you aren't going to get a head that way

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

199 OK, calm down. Have a seat. Drink a beer. Look at Sydney Sweeny pics. You may get back to normal. Some day.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 12:45 PM (AlhUl)

I'd post that reddit link again but we wouldn't get another thread today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

200 Sandy Ocasio has an 8 body, 5 face, and 2 brain.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Her legs look kinda nice in those pics.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

201 Gauchos.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (qFwJc)

202 I am going to give up vegetables for lent.
Posted by: Boss Moss

You can do it. You won't lettuce down.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

Don't pretend you carrot all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (dK+Kv)

203 I am eating some really questionable cooked and deep frozen patty sausage for lunch. At least they are hot sausage.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (jc0TO)

204 Does Ketchup count as a vegetable?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (Wp4UD)

205 Alll this does is set the bar so low that any other Democrat popping up and stringing two coherent sentences together is going to have the media fawn all over them for their genius.

Anyone remember all the praise Obama got for dropping vague, non-committal and highly aloof concepts on us like "CHANGE"?

Posted by: Orson at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (dIske)

206 Per Wiki, on Venezuela

"The territory it controls lies between latitudes 0° and 16°N"

If you round down, yes, but the uninhabited southernmost bit is about fifty miles north of the equator.

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (kIFVO)

207 Argentina was another one of those countries with a strong cowboy culture.

Of course amusingly they are arguably whiter now then America is.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

208 At least they are hot sausage.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:47 PM (jc0TO)

*watches pitch sail toward home plate*

*checks watch*

*Looks back up slowly, pitch still in the air*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

209 right witcha up there @ 9, Ace.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Cjt/F)

210 I wonder if she actually needs glasses, or just thinks they make her look smart.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (XvL8K)

211 So is Uruguay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Wp4UD)

212 AOC's tits: Addle Pose Tissue

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (w9Wax)

213 Can we get a Go Fund Me to sent AOC to the parts of VZ south of the equator with the one caveat that she can't come back until she speaks with at least one person that lives there.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

214 Does Ketchup count as a vegetable?
Posted by: Boss Moss

No, it doesn't pass mustard.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

215
Don't cry for me, Vuvuzuela!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

216 Has anyone seen my vuvuzelas?

Posted by: Aoc at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (i0Hi3)

217 Posted by: Thomas Sowell at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (vqA1l)

I think he probably phrased it in a slightly different matter if he even addressed that issue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (rZCVI)

218 Argentine literally genocided the natives. Worst in the western hemisphere.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (jc0TO)

219 I like the guy on the am news my husband was watching who insisted she only sounds stupid because she's working class and the elite hate blue collar people like AOC.

They're really trying to protect this moron and she will never answer unvetted questions again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (5sJhB)

220 Still bangable....
Bangible?

Either works...

Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (Sco7b)

221 If you round down, yes, but the uninhabited southernmost bit is about fifty miles north of the equator.

And if you round down EXTRA HARD you can say that Venezuela is south of the equator.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 17, 2026 12:49 PM (guGkK)

222 Oh I love to do the needful with bobs and vuvuzelas

Posted by: "Bob" calling you from "Toledo" at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

223 Did any of the reporters question her in Spanish?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (jc0TO)

224 Sandy Ocasio has an 8 body, 5 face, and 2 brain.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Her legs look kinda nice in those pics.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

She's young, dumb, and has large gazongas. For some, that is enough or even a sounding of the hunter's bugle .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (dK+Kv)

225 204 Does Ketchup count as a vegetable?

*stink eye*

Posted by: zombie ronald reagan at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (oY6Yp)

226 Has anyone else noticed that her accent appears when she says anything Latinx?

"My grandmother's ancestral home in Puerto Rrrrrico." for example.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (lXoJ5)

227 Weren't the native Puerto Ricans removed also?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (Wp4UD)

228 I do not get this one. Maybe it is the frission of her being a commie? Like Elsa, Nazi She Wolf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

I'm going to assume it's guys who've only seen photos of women linked by Akbar.
-----

Somebody (CBD? I can't recall) said that based upon the posted opinions of which women are "hot" made him assume that many who frequent AoS must be incarcerated.

Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (TN0g+)

229 said Juanita
My sweet Chiquita
What are you up to?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2026 12:36 PM

Chiquita Khrushchev

Posted by: Lowell George at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (MsWKl)

230 So the people that tell us economic success requires doubling the federal budget are also telling us VZ is south of the equator.

Maybe they are just really bad with math and numbers?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

231 Chile has some interesting military parades.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (gm9Sb)

232 Argentina was another one of those countries with a strong cowboy culture.

Of course amusingly they are arguably whiter now then America is.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)
______

Brazil too. If you watch those professional rodeo contests (PBR, etc) you'll see quite a few Brazilians. I was quite surprised to see how international the rodeo sport is. It ain't just Horst Halloway from Oklahoma.

And of course, if you go to Spain along with bullfighting horse riding is a very big thing.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

233 Yeah but Dem Titties!!!!

Posted by: Mike H at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (D4TkD)

234 Chile has some interesting military parades.

Also, goes great on a hot dog

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

235 Spackled faced retard, is one of the nicest monikers the women around here have called that mess.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (7kply)

236 It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Rub rub rub those fuzzy furry bellies! You know they want it!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2026 12:29 PM (W2Pud)

Okay. I rubbed my fuzzy furry belly. Now what?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (5QSoL)

237
Gay Race Communism harpies Krystal Ball and Anna Kasparian blasted her as "not ready for prime time" and "embarrassing" and less than "mediocre."

AWFLs love nothing more than getting into a good cat-fight and clawing another woman's eyes out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (kTyBw)

238 The world needs more conquistadors.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Wp4UD)

239

Vote for anyone with big boobs. It doesn't matter if they are the stupidest person out there.

Big boobs will save our country!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3ek7K)

240 I saw Blubber-Chested Retards in Lilith Fair's Toronto show in 2010.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (ZJT0I)

241 Anna Kasparian really needs to stop having her face worked on.

She's reaching Madonna territory.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (6jv/d)

242 So, I saw the Alberta independence thing is back in the news - is there a real chance of them doing something positive here?

I also see the rest of Canada starting to argue Alberta's mineral resources belong to THEM not the people of Alberta...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

There is a petition currently circulating put a secession question on the Fall Provincial ballot. pretty sure it will be successful. As for resources, it is clear in our Constitution that matural resources are owned by the Provinces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (8zz6B)

243 Wasn't Anna Kasparian last in the news for tepidly saying the left was getting crime wrong...because she was a victim.

Is she back on the plantation already?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

244 you know she thinks the equator is between north and south america, like maybe where sicily is

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (CWTWj)

245 169 Munchen.

hmm..... *scribbles note* new fast food place: munchin' in munchen

Posted by: anachronda at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (oY6Yp)

246 Vote for anyone with big boobs. It doesn't matter if they are the stupidest person out there.

Big boobs will save our country!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3ek7K)

*nods along*

Newsletter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

247 I'd love to here someone ask AOC what she thinks the equator actually is...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

248 I said Juanita
My sweet Chiquita
What are you up to?
Posted by: JackStraw

=====

"We're like The Dead. Only a lot better."

Ducks

Runs

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (HaJFH)

249 I like the guy on the am news my husband was watching who insisted she only sounds stupid because she's working class and the elite hate blue collar people like AOC.

So he's saying if you're working class, you sound stupid? Wow, that should do wonders for their ratings.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

250 The equator is below the fat part of africa and asia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Wp4UD)

251 She's young, dumb, and has large gazongas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM

That'd be a great idea for a magazine.
Or these days....website.

Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Sco7b)

252 243 Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

She never left the donk Rez she is simply pinining for Scoop Jackson style toughness on violent crime...

she will be back to insane by 2028 she knows where her bread is buttered.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (MUJd1)

253 Yesterday I was going to demean breasts by calling her "Blubber-Chested Retard"

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

Try this:

"AOC, whose Presidential prospects are currently racing her Only Fans marketability to the bottom..."

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (nbLIj)

254 AOC wants Schumer's job. She'll do what it takes to get it. So I expect her to improve her image, to pay attention to her pollsters, and to listen to advisors.

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

255 Vote for anyone with big boobs. It doesn't matter if they are the stupidest person out there.

Big boobs will save our country!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3ek7K)

Now if you said this with a billowing American Flag in the background, it'd be dynamite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:55 PM (bss/y)

256 Somebody (CBD? I can't recall) said that based upon the posted opinions of which women are "hot" made him assume that many who frequent AoS must be incarcerated.

That would be Ace.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

257 57 50 >>>31 Is she still engaged to that fat pile of dough white guy?

yup, engaged forever

it's gotta be a scam

Posted by: ace at February 17, 2026 12:26 PM (1wjle)

Money laundering
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 17, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

Probably. Spouses fall under the financial disclosure rules. But I read that she's trying to have it both ways, by getting him spouse access privileges, while ducking the obligations.

Posted by: SciVo at February 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Sy6m/)

258 242 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (8zz6B)

That whole "Constitution" thing seems even less an impediment to leftist lunacy up there than down here AOP.

If secession happens I might immigrate just to help push AB to join the US.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (MUJd1)

259 Boy some of you need to get out more. She’s a fake AF filter queen. She’s granny mcbotox minus 40 years.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (7kply)

260 The cowboy thing is another outgrowth of the left's "Spaniards are white, Hispanics are black" mental model.

Like, where did Hispanics come from?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

261 249 I like the guy on the am news my husband was watching who insisted she only sounds stupid because she's working class and the elite hate blue collar people like AOC.

So he's saying if you're working class, you sound stupid? Wow, that should do wonders for their ratings.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

Pdt is quintessential working class in his language and demeanor......but very successful. Its why they hate him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (i0Hi3)

262 She's better looking than Kamala and Hillary, anyway.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (AlhUl)

263 Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3ek7K)

I hope she doesn't run. We'll have two more years
Before the election of some of
ASHQ of men talking about her boobs, even though they wouldn't vote for her. At least if Gretchen Whitmer runs she's probably too old for that kind of conversation

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (rZCVI)

264 If you round down, yes, but the uninhabited southernmost bit is about fifty miles north of the equator.
Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2026 12:48 PM (kIFVO)

Something like 0 degrees, 40 minutes North.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (8zz6B)

265

A Stateless sighting!

are you are loved Stateless?

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

266 259 Boy some of you need to get out more. She’s a fake AF filter queen. She’s granny mcbotox minus 40 years.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (7kply)

Gassed up mid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (i0Hi3)

267 just shut up and show us your titties. while being quiet of course.

Posted by: yumper at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (oP7gD)

268 Alberta leaving Canada would be an incredible benefit to the world honestly.

It would get back to the notion that governments have to be responsive to their citizens or face real consequences.

An idea that terrifies Europe it should be noted

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

269 Big boobs will save our country!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:52 PM (3ek7K)

Now if you said this with a billowing American Flag in the background, it'd be dynamite.

I hear combining Lynyrd Skynyrd, Clydesdales, and eagles gets good results.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

270 There is a petition currently circulating put a secession question on the Fall Provincial ballot. pretty sure it will be successful. As for resources, it is clear in our Constitution that matural resources are owned by the Provinces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:53 PM (8zz6B)
========

It's my understanding that Carney's trade deal with the PRC didn't go over too well with Albertans.

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

271 Monistat 7 will clear up any UTIs in your vuvuzuela.

Posted by: AOC at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (MsWKl)

272 Pdt is quintessential working class in his language and demeanor......but very successful. Its why they hate him.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM

Yeah, they want him to deride him as crude and working class and yet he is literally To The Manor Born, much more than any of them are.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (jc0TO)

273 I wonder how Colombia, VZ and Brazil split up that area - the population is extremely low and it is hard to get there due to the terrain

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

274 I do not get this one. Maybe it is the frission of her being a commie? Like Elsa, Nazi She Wolf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

I'm going to assume it's guys who've only seen photos of women linked by Akbar.
-----

Somebody (CBD? I can't recall) said that based upon the posted opinions of which women are "hot" made him assume that many who frequent AoS must be incarcerated.
Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 12:50 PM (TN0g+)
_____

I think it was Ace. And I agree. I think it goes both ways, though. Ladies who are above average but not babes are considered smokeshows. But ladies who are below average but not farm animals are considered ugly. There seems to be no average, OK-looking girls in the world, according to a lot of men here. The ladies are either hot or pigs.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

275 That'd be a great idea for a magazine.
Or these days....website.
Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Sco7b)

Some of us have been asking where you've been ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 17, 2026 12:58 PM (++7nR)

276 Argentina is full of folks with Italian ancestry, which makes them only white-adjacent.

Posted by: Anything South Of Rome Is Africa at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (oftw2)

277 "She claimed that Trump only thought he had the right to "kidnap" the dictator Maduro because Venezuela is "south of the equator" and you know those damn racist white Europeans think they're smarter and better than the Global South."

I'm thinking she meant to use the "south of the border" smear against Trump but she screwed that up. Nobody in the MSM or left would have challenged that, instead they would be crowing about her intelligence. She should rehearse her stupid talking points better.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (GUOwU)

278
*polite cough*

Has XTC gotten back the results from his tests? I'm concerned for him. I'm also not here all the time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (tgvbd)

279 AOC was supposedly tending bar, what, 6 years ago? Now they think this child-brained retard can be President?

Lord, save us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (6jv/d)

280 Cogent definition:

adjective

Reasonable and convincing; based on evidence.

Appealing to the intellect or powers of reasoning.

Forcefully persuasive.

Yeah, no. Wrong adjective.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)

281 AP- Is that report of Chinese guards with AK’s standing guard over the oil sands at Fort McMurray true?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (7kply)

282
Has XTC gotten back the results from his tests? I'm concerned for him. I'm also not here all the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (tgvbd)

I wondered that too...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (++7nR)

283 Brazil too. If you watch those professional rodeo contests (PBR, etc) you'll see quite a few Brazilians. I was quite surprised to see how international the rodeo sport is. It ain't just Horst Halloway from Oklahoma.

And of course, if you go to Spain along with bullfighting horse riding is a very big thing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

IIRC, a Brazilian (black) cowboy was overall winner at BrahmaRama in Elnora last year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (8zz6B)

284 AOC talking about "class based" shows she's just regurgitating Marxist slogans. Understands how nothing works but has stupid dogma for everything

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (Ggsrp)

285 Has XTC gotten back the results from his tests? I'm concerned for him. I'm also not here all the time.

I asked earlier. Apparently he's waiting for test results.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (Riz8t)

286 The funniest bit about cowboys coming from Wakanda or whatever she claimed is that the Hawaiian word for cowboy is "Espanol". Can't imagine why that would be.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

287
Sponge,

She has big boobs. The best qualification for making decisions about our country.

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (3ek7K)

288 188 Well, regardless of how the results from my appointment turn out (they said it could be a few days), at least I get to see a post-Jesse Jackson world.
Posted by: XTC at February 17, 2026 08:09 AM

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (jc0TO)

289 All that focus on her tits, ignoring that big juicy booty.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (Q+gd/)

290 Has XTC gotten back the results from his tests? I'm concerned for him. I'm also not here all the time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (tgvbd)

He was in the MR thread and said it'll be a couple or 3 days before he gets the results and was happy that he's lived long enough to see a Jessie Jackson free world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (6jv/d)

291 She's retarsted.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (HrHgS)

292 Oh yeah. The other big news is the unclean followers of Mahound have come out openly against dogs.

That may just be a major victory for us.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (AlhUl)

293 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 12:59 PM (tgvbd)

No, he said he'd have to wait a while.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (rZCVI)

294 Who is this Kellen Browning cuck ?

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (YwEeS)

295 I think it was Ace. And I agree. I think it goes both ways, though. Ladies who are above average but not babes are considered smokeshows. But ladies who are below average but not farm animals are considered ugly. There seems to be no average, OK-looking girls in the world, according to a lot of men here. The ladies are either hot or pigs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

This suggests a distribution curve with two peaks and a valley, or cleavage if you will, in the middle of the peaks. Therefore, boobs.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:01 PM (Dv3i1)

296
She has big boobs. The best qualification for making decisions about our country.
Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (3ek7K)

If they're natural, I'll give her credit, but even that only goes but so far........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (6jv/d)

297 A Stateless sighting!

are you are loved Stateless?

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

Hello. Sadly, no.

The neighbors cat Snowflake just raced in. The dog is slow, she's fast. She slept on the bed with him yesterday.

She'd put out her tiny paw and pet him...

Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (Sco7b)

298 AOC talking about "class based" shows she's just regurgitating Marxist slogans. Understands how nothing works but has stupid dogma for everything

I'd really like someone to publicly ask her what she thinks of the "vanguard of the proletariat". She'd probably think it's security for a moving company.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)

299
He was in the MR thread and said it'll be a couple or 3 days before he gets the results

__________

*tips hat respectfully*

Thanks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (tgvbd)

300 Oh yeah. The other big news is the unclean followers of Mahound have come out openly against dogs.

That may just be a major victory for us.

I suspect they wouldn't have said that if they didn't feel comfortable with whatever reaction Americans might have to it...at least in NYC

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

301 292 At the very least the left is once again taking the 20% side of an 80-20 issue.

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (YwEeS)

302 AOC is no longer reliable. Her attending of the Munich security conference demonstrates how far to the right she has moved. She did not make any arguments for the working class or ones that were informed by the movement as whole, because the Munich conference is a pro-NATO, militarist country club.

We need to be standing for political independence and anti militarism just as much as we stand for the necessary reforms. When neoliberalism is gone, the right win. We can recognize her early accomplishments while simultaneously noting she has abandoned her responsibility to lead.

She failed simple questions, she is the best thing for the GOP. I'd still support her over Newsom, but we can do better. Thankfully the DSA is growing.

She sounded like a contender for a candidate for higher office using her wit and not deflections! Shame Fox Gossip News: She shined so well they mocked her to dissuade people from hearing her words.

Who the hell is "far left" in US? You have two right-wing parties, both of which are quite extreme. Both parties openly supported genocide during 2024 elections.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (MiKQ2)

303 247 I'd love to here someone ask AOC what she thinks the equator actually is...
__

Well, the equator is, like, um, you know, it's like equity, it's like the line where, um, the line that divides, you know, people so that, of course, there's people who are not equal, have no equality, and those who, like, do, so, as you can see, it's all about equity and ensuring fairness for everybody.

Posted by: AOC, America's Orifice at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (qUkBO)

304 That'd be a great idea for a magazine.
Or these days....website.
Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 12:54 PM (Sco7b)

Woot! A Stateless sighting!

Good to hear from you. Many folks here were worried about you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

305 AP- Is that report of Chinese guards with AK’s standing guard over the oil sands at Fort McMurray true?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (7kply)
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I read that, too. Ominous.

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (rj6Yv)

306 If they're natural, I'll give her credit, but even that only goes but so far........

Say...midway between the sternum and navel?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

307
She sounded like a contender for a candidate for higher office using her wit and not deflections! Shame Fox Gossip News: She shined so well they mocked her to dissuade people from hearing her words.

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (++7nR)

308 Newsom has declared dyslexia.

AOC is mentally inefficient.

We're f*cked.

Lord, please watch over and protect JD Vance. Should he not be around in 28, this, the greatest thing you've done for man will no longer exist and I don't want to see that happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (6jv/d)

309 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (7kply)

310 "Global democracies are on fire the world over." - AOC showing off her command of international affairs.

I have heard of nations that have democratic forms of government but this is the first time I have heard about a democracies that encompass the entire planet. This has left me wondering what planet AOC was talking about? Also, do these global democracies have sufficient carbon credits to offset emissions from being on fire? This all sounds super alarming and scary.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (tqpXi)

311 Oh yeah. The other big news is the unclean followers of Mahound have come out openly against dogs.

That may just be a major victory for us.

People are already posting John Wick memes about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

312 "The other big news is the unclean followers of Mahound have come out openly against dogs. "

NOBODY is suggesting banning dogs, just right wing delusions.

Well, less dogs might be a good thing.

Do we really need dogs?

Dogs are actually dirty and annoying, ought to be banned.

Posted by: Ripley at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (GUOwU)

313 AOC is no longer reliable. Her attending of the Munich security conference demonstrates how far to the right she has moved. She did not make any arguments for the working class or ones that were informed by the movement as whole, because the Munich conference is a pro-NATO, militarist country club.

You know, if I didn't know better that sounds like something the left would tell me a Russian Bot (tm) wrote

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

314 Carney is going to give Canada away to China..that will show that mean Trump!

Posted by: steevy at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (YwEeS)

315 You are all wrong. The Martians in the Movie "War of the World's" broke horses to earth from Mars.

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (J9q9v)

316
She has big boobs. The best qualification for making decisions about our country.
Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (3ek7K)

____________

The conductor Arturo Toscanini, enraged at a soprano's singing, grabbed her boobs and screamed, "If only these were brains!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (tgvbd)

317 I don't know why Chompers didn't just say "Yes, we will defend Taiwan." Her friends in China would know she was just lying and has their backs.

She cannot survive outside the leftwing media bubble.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (CHHv1)

318 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM

We are not fooled by the socialist tittays.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:04 PM (jc0TO)

319 loved one of Ace's early nickname for her :

Breakfast Club Evita.

Too bad it didn't catch on.

A second chance, maybe?
Posted by: pawn at February 17, 2026 12:28 PM (+rKuc)
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I forgot about that.

Posted by: Simple Minds at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (njVrr)

320 Associated Press or Allah Pundit?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Wp4UD)

321 Who the hell is "far left" in US? You have two right-wing parties, both of which are quite extreme. Both parties openly supported genocide during 2024 elections.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 17, 2026 01:02 PM (MiKQ2)

WTAF?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (6jv/d)

322 Who the hell is "far left" in US? You have two right-wing parties, both of which are quite extreme. Both parties openly supported genocide during 2024 elections.

Um...I guess I missed that question in the debates.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

323 309 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (7kply)

AOC is fucking ugly and a blithering idiot. I cannot care less about her tits.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (utKUq)

324 As for resources, it is clear in our Constitution that matural resources are owned by the Provinces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
________

I thought it was all injun property.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (XvL8K)

325 The mentality of the people in her district must be astounding.

Bet when you add up their IQ you get a negative number....

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (J9q9v)

326 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
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"Nice" set of boobs? I thought we were talking about AOC?

Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (TN0g+)

327 Its the Biden thing. So many cabals think they own you then they discover he betrayed them too.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (YlWIZ)

328

Stateless,

Please get someone's email so we don't worry about you.

We care about you and worry when you disappear.

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (3ek7K)

329 As an aside, the series "Bolivar" about the eventual creation of Bolivia was pretty good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (n5tGW)

330 The mentality of the people in her district must be astounding.

I suspect you'd find the number of people actually voting is a fraction of the published ballot count.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

331 320 Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Wp4UD)

Who?

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (MUJd1)

332 That whole "Constitution" thing seems even less an impediment to leftist lunacy up there than down here AOP.

If secession happens I might immigrate just to help push AB to join the US.
Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (MUJd1)

Thing is, if secession happens, Canada's constitution is moot in Alberta. And for the Godless Easterners to claim that Canada has sovereignty over Albert'a resources, is actually a real strong spur in favor of Alberta independence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (8zz6B)

333 I suspect they wouldn't have said that if they didn't feel comfortable with whatever reaction Americans might have to it...at least in NYC

Jake Tapper was trying furiously to say it's a good thing, until people started replying with just photos of Tapper's dog. Not getting much traction otherwise though.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (2ocoG)

334 She did not make any arguments for the working class
____

Hey random redditor twat, you do know that Trump not only argues in favor of policies that help the working class, he actually delivers on them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (Dv3i1)

335 Here is the weird thing - I thought she sounded exactly as stupid and vacuous as she has always sounded. This wasn't and error or a mistake, this was par for the course.

We saw the same thing with Biden, where he flubbed easy questions over and over again. Yet somehow everyone was suddenly shocked when he debated Trump.

Imagine Rubio or Vance in a debate with this know-nothing fool.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (tV890)

336 Good to hear from you. Many folks here were worried about you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

Thanks.

I hope you're well.

And free....fingers crossed.
Actually I guess freedom is more guns loaded but we'll see.

Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Sco7b)

337 AOC is fucking ugly and a blithering idiot. I cannot care less about her tits.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:05 PM (utKUq)

I agree.

I would still look were she naked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (6jv/d)

338 Look, she's hot. And stupid.

What are the odds she does butt stuff? 50%? 80%?
Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (XOmY9)

She's political world hot. That's mildly warm in the real world.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (8avO+)

339 The snarky "Hurr the Mexicans and the blacks would like a word" bullshit has got to be the biggest rake any politician has stepped on in the past year or so.

Why do you think they speak...Spanish...in....Mexico, there Sandy CORTEZ?

I would have to WORK at being that stupid, and even still I don't think I have the time to put in the training reps necessary to be that comically fucking retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (5aZAZ)

340 Lord, please watch over and protect JD Vance. Should he not be around in 28, this, the greatest thing you've done for man will no longer exist and I don't want to see that happen.

Oh, please. He isn't the Messiah. Obviously I hope he stays well, but we have several excellent candidates for '28.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

341
On the plus side AOC did one of my favorites things of all time when she commented on Rubio's cowboy remarks, and that is -

when a stupid and ignorant person demonstrates their stupidity and ignorance by making snarky remarks about an obviously better educated and smarter to demonstrate how stupid and ignorant the smarter and well-educated person is.

That's just great. AOC's high-hat ignorance is -
Mwah! *chef's kiss*

Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2026 01:08 PM (iJfKG)

342 The left: Things have been bad for the working class for more then a generation!

Also the left: Which is why we must go back to the policies of Obama, Bush, and Clinton instead of allowing Trump's radical changes

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

343 Jake Tapper was trying furiously to say it's a good thing, until people started replying with just photos of Tapper's dog. Not getting much traction otherwise though.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (2ocoG)

He called a senator a fascist for saying he'd take his dog over islham.

Jake Tapper is a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:08 PM (6jv/d)

344 Bondi ackschully said the system would collapse if everyone was prosecuted? Despair, Pam. Trump might act and find a, well you know.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 17, 2026 01:08 PM (YlWIZ)

345 I would still look were she naked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (6jv/d)
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Once you've seen one pair, you...pretty much want to see the rest of 'em.

- Ron White

Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (5aZAZ)

346 I'd love to here someone ask AOC what she thinks the equator actually is...
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I'm your guy. I feel cheated that there are no Penguins north of the equator.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

347 Thing is, if secession happens, Canada's constitution is moot in Alberta. And for the Godless Easterners to claim that Canada has sovereignty over Albert'a resources, is actually a real strong spur in favor of Alberta independence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (8zz6B)

To be fair they just want the money. You all still need to pay for digging them up and all that.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (8avO+)

348 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
___

Beats a mess of pottage.

Posted by: Esau at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)

349 Has she used the 'my team didn't prepare me' excuse yet?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (diia5)

350 Curb Your Dog

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (jc0TO)

351 I think it was Ace. And I agree. I think it goes both ways, though. Ladies who are above average but not babes are considered smokeshows. But ladies who are below average but not farm animals are considered ugly. There seems to be no average, OK-looking girls in the world, according to a lot of men here. The ladies are either hot or pigs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

That's because all other women pale compared to our gorgeous 'ettes.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

352 Oh, please. He isn't the Messiah. Obviously I hope he stays well, but we have several excellent candidates for '28.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

We need to keep the bench solid for decades. Vance is VP and doing a great job. His VP choice will be solid and ready to lead 8 years later. Rince and repeat.

And I didn't call him a f*cking messiah. Just prayed for his safety. FFS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (6jv/d)

353 332 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (8zz6B)

On the topic of exploitation by the "elites" AB has lived what Texas thought it was living during the oil crunch in the 70s for the last quarter century.

I will not interfere with an ally's choices on the matter, but in the event AB takes control of its own destiny I will probably do my best to aid her with money and residence if not migration.

Ontario and Quebec are a conspiracy against Alberta.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (MUJd1)

354 Look, she's hot. And stupid.

What are the odds she does butt stuff? 50%? 80%?

I suspect while she's starfishing her white lobbyist partner she's thinking about what outfit she is going to wear to her next public event.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

355 Has she used the 'my team didn't prepare me' excuse yet?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM

Are you suggesting that some men didn't position her for success?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

356 Look, she's hot. And stupid.

What are the odds she does butt stuff? 50%? 80%?
Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2026 12:25 PM (XOmY9)

She's political world hot. That's mildly warm in the real world.
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Using the Kevin Samuels scale (1 through 10, and you can't use 7), she's a 6. She simply doesn't have enough going for her to cross that chasm from 6 to 8.

Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (TN0g+)

357 Thing is, if secession happens, Canada's constitution is moot in Alberta. And for the Godless Easterners to claim that Canada has sovereignty over Albert'a resources, is actually a real strong spur in favor of Alberta independence.

If the rest of Canada tried to strongarm Alberta for control of their resources, Alberta might have to look around for an ally; someone with lots of military strength. But who?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

358 Stop asking me if I was in the opening scene of "Hee Haw" that aired back in the 1970's.

That was not me ......

Posted by: Sandy Cortes at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (J9q9v)

359 She's political world hot. That's mildly warm in the real world.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (8avO+)

It's because people are comparing her to Rosa DeLauro and not Anna Paulina Luna.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)

360 Once you've seen one pair, you...pretty much want to see the rest of 'em.

- Ron White
Posted by: ballistic at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (5aZAZ)

I've modified that mantra slightly and added: "Some, you'll only want to see once, but......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:11 PM (6jv/d)

361 I used to think that many lefties live a goofy Bizarro World. But it turns out that I underestimated it. They live in a hellish Bizarro Universe, and they are trying to pull the rest of us into it.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 17, 2026 01:11 PM (vqA1l)

362 Jesse is screaming up at Rush from the gates of Hell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 17, 2026 01:11 PM (abIsI)

363
Alberta might have to look around for an ally; someone with lots of military strength. But who?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)

__________

*riffles through file cabinet*

Here it is! "War Plan Red".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 01:11 PM (tgvbd)

364 If secession happens I might immigrate just to help push AB to join the US.
Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (MUJd1)

AB is still full of many people who cannot handle the idea that they, and they alone, can and should pay for their doctor. I do not want people who have been habituated in socialism to join the United States. AB is nice and all but let’s be real.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (utKUq)

365 If the rest of Canada tried to strongarm Alberta for control of their resources, Alberta might have to look around for an ally; someone with lots of military strength. But who?

One of the comical things about seeing CA threaten military force to keep Alberta in the Canuckistani Reich is looking at their reactions to Trump and their dream scenarios about him invading Greenland...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

366 The mentality of the people in her district must be astounding.

I suspect you'd find the number of people actually voting is a fraction of the published ballot count.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

She got in because the super powerful dude who was the incumbent thought he was safe in the primary. A quick trot around the district in person was enough to get the few thousand votes she needed to knock him off. The General was no issue after that.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (8avO+)

367 335 Imagine Rubio or Vance in a debate with this know-nothing fool.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

Let's see...I imagine the questions being leaked to AOC, so she can prepare and rehearse her answers. I imagine a panel of biased journalists ensuring the Republican gets shut down and challenged on any attempts to attack AOC or her retarded ideas. I see a carefully crafted spectacle for the television to ensure she looks as professional as possible, with non-stop spin on social media on how she won, and Vance is a pathetic, whipped couch-fucker.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (JCZqz)

368 Alberta will make a good neighbor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (jc0TO)

369 Canada massing Chinese troops at border.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (Wp4UD)

370 If the rest of Canada tried to strongarm Alberta for control of their resources, Alberta might have to look around for an ally; someone with lots of military strength. But who?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (

Not us! We need to STAY OUT OF IT AND DISARM!!!

Posted by: Isolationists and Code Pinkers at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (utKUq)

371 Just for the record, I've never seen a John Wick movie, and am not clear just who he is. (Keanu Reeves, maybe?) Anyway, I have no idea what he has to do with dogs.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 01:13 PM (AlhUl)

372 Oh. Ooooh, oh no.

@adamwren
Why @AOC is going to Munich, @mattduss, who has been prepping her for months, tells me: (link to Politischmuck )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2026 01:13 PM (diia5)

373 He called a senator a fascist for saying he'd take his dog over islham.

Jake Tapper is a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:08 PM (6jv/d)

He's not wrong. It's on page 47 of Hitler's smash sequel "Mein Keeshond".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:13 PM (ExV1e)

374 364 Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (utKUq)

They are less socialist than Cali, New Somalia, and Wisconsin pretend they are....and they have resources....

America should tell EUtopia to go fuck itself and focus on our own hemisphere for a few dozen decades.

Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (MUJd1)

375 Just for the record, I've never seen a John Wick movie, and am not clear just who he is. (Keanu Reeves, maybe?) Anyway, I have no idea what he has to do with dogs.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 01:13 PM (AlhUl)

Yes. And they kill his dog early on, so he goes on a murderous rampage in retaliation. For 3 more movies, thus far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (6jv/d)

376 I used to think that many lefties live a goofy Bizarro World. But it turns out that I underestimated it. They live in a hellish Bizarro Universe, and they are trying to pull the rest of us into it.

Well, lefty HIVs are, honestly, just flat out evil. They want evil things. They know they are evil things but they want them anyway.

LIVs though? It is surreal talking to them. They'll tell you their rent is too high, their town is too crowded, and it takes to long to find a doctor or a get a job...and then they'll tell you they hate Trump because he is deporting so many people.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

377 AOC is every commie's hair-pitted sweaty jungle sex guerilla in a sweaty set of fatigues and a shitty red star beret.

I have milked smarter animals.

Stupid people like to vote for stupid people so they feel less stupid.
Smart evil people push stupid people like Donkey-Chompers because stupid animals are easier to herd.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (ymPMS)

378 Thing is, if secession happens, Canada's constitution is moot in Alberta. And for the Godless Easterners to claim that Canada has sovereignty over Albert'a resources, is actually a real strong spur in favor of Alberta independence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (8zz6B)

To be fair they just want the money. You all still need to pay for digging them up and all that.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:09 PM (8avO+)
================
Typical government: want the resources, just not the people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (becA2)

379 Just for the record, I've never seen a John Wick movie, and am not clear just who he is. (Keanu Reeves, maybe?) Anyway, I have no idea what he has to do with dogs.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 01:13 PM

The bad guys killed his puppy, a gift from his newly deceased wife, the wife that convinced him to leave the assassin trade.

He gets back into it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (jc0TO)

380 It’s interesting how opponents of the AB referendum are going about it. They do not understand, remotely, the concept of “hearts and minds”. As such, I suspect they are pissing off a lot of people in AB and actually driving the push for secession.

Also, as Unacceptable Fringe in YT points out, how differently they treat the prospect of QC secession from AB secession.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (utKUq)

381 > She's political world hot. That's mildly warm in the real world.

In college in Utah, I had a girlfriend from Boston. She was bitter that in Boston, she was a 9, but in Utah, she was like a 5.5-6. Compared to donkey chompers, she was a 10.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (Yp6az)

382 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2026 01:11 PM (tgvbd)

Hadrian, are you going to be giving up the blog for Lent again this year?

If so, I hope you have a peaceful and meaningful Lent and a wonderful Easter.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

383 ... she had to show her "foreign policy chops" ...

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More like "foreign policy chomps," amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (Yn/KS)

384 368 Alberta will make a good neighbor.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Like fences or walls.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (abIsI)

385 We, too, had written off Stateless as Mort.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

386
The bad guys killed his puppy, a gift from his newly deceased wife, the wife that convinced him to leave the assassin trade.

Specifically the nepo-kid of the local organized crime leader.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

387 Has AOC started to blame President Trump for creating a toxic environment at the Munich thing? I thinking AOC should have stuck to mixing Moscow Mules and trading Socialist rally posters while in Munich.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 17, 2026 01:15 PM (tqpXi)

388 AP- Is that report of Chinese guards with AK’s standing guard over the oil sands at Fort McMurray true?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:00 PM (7kply)

Pretty sure it's bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (8zz6B)

389 If secession happens I might immigrate just to help push AB to join the US.
Posted by: sven at February 17, 2026 12:56 PM (MUJd1)

AB is still full of many people who cannot handle the idea that they, and they alone, can and should pay for their doctor. I do not want people who have been habituated in socialism to join the United States. AB is nice and all but let’s be real.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (utKUq)

Our medical system is only a fingernails width different than socialism if you want it to be.

There are probably lots of Canadiany features of Alberta that need to be cleaned up which is why I think they need a territorial or associate status to work them out in peace without threat from "Canad" or anyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (8avO+)

390 It looks like Carney's deal with Xi is good news for canola growers and exporters, and for the PRC's EV manufacturers. Doug Ford is ticked. Saskatchewan's premier bent the knee alongside Carney in Beijing.

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

391 In college in Utah, I had a girlfriend from Boston. She was bitter that in Boston, she was a 9, but in Utah, she was like a 5.5-6. Compared to donkey chompers, she was a 10.

You know a strong white noise source can add 2 or 3 points of attractiveness to any Boston girl.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

392 How many divisions does the red menace up on Canada have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (Wp4UD)

393 I'd take my dog over a Muslim. And my dog is cremated.

Posted by: nckate at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (uQzkA)

394 370.

Idaho stands ready to answer the call.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:17 PM (ymPMS)

395 I still wonder how there can be enough market for assassins to support a world wide enterprise. I mean, there appear to be five thousand professionals in New York City alone.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:17 PM (jc0TO)

396 The Canuckistani Reich has about 60K military.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

397 359 She's political world hot. That's mildly warm in the real world.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:07 PM (8avO+)

It's because people are comparing her to Rosa DeLauro and not Anna Paulina Luna.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)
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Luna is hot by Hollywood standards. Even Hollywood in the 50s.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2026 01:17 PM (AlhUl)

398 Boy, are we going to miss Trump

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (hzqKy)

399 It looks like Carney's deal with Xi is good news for canola growers and exporters
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Keep your seed oils away from me.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)

400 Our medical system is only a fingernails width different than socialism if you want it to be.

There are probably lots of Canadiany features of Alberta that need to be cleaned up which is why I think they need a territorial or associate status to work them out in peace without threat from "Canad" or anyone else.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:16 PM (8avO+)

I say that there should be a completely independent Republic of Alberta (if people there so desire) and that they do not join the United States. Ever.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (utKUq)

401 They live in a hellish Bizarro Universe, and they are trying to pull the rest of us into it.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat
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"Where have you come from? said the LORD to Satan. From roaming through the earth, he replied, and walking back and forth in it."

Job 1:7

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

402 The mentality of the people in her district must be astounding.

I suspect you'd find the number of people actually voting is a fraction of the published ballot count.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

She got in because the super powerful dude who was the incumbent thought he was safe in the primary. A quick trot around the district in person was enough to get the few thousand votes she needed to knock him off. The General was no issue after that.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:12 PM (8avO+)
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Joe Crowley. They also revamped that district to add more of the Bronx (and thus more minority voters). So it wasn't the same voting demographics that Crowley had won so many times. I continue to believe that NYC is a Party (and Company) town, and that nothing happens without the Party's approval. So I'm not sure Crowley was caught with his pants down. I think the Party wanted him out, and a fresh-faced latina commie in.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

403 309 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (7kply)

No no, I'd never...

Do you have a picture? How nice are we talking?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (bss/y)

404 Yes. And they kill his dog early on, so he goes on a murderous rampage in retaliation. For 3 more movies, thus far.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 17, 2026 01:14 PM (6jv/d)

Well Captain Ahab never got over that white whale and everyone says that's a classic.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (8avO+)

405 399 It looks like Carney's deal with Xi is good news for canola growers and exporters
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Keep your seed oils away from me.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)

Yup.. It's olive oil and avocado oil for us...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (++7nR)

406 Look the background story of John Wick makes no sense. You are supposed to watch if for the fight scenes and Ian McShane getting the best lines...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

407 I've never seen a John Wick movie, and am not clear just who he is.

He's not exactly the boogeyman, he's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman. -- Viggo Tarasov

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

408 with a pencil. A fucking pencil.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (jc0TO)

409 Doll Eyes Alex is Fredo with boobs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (2GVsD)

410 I think it is called Canola oil because Rapeseed oil didn't poll well in marketing tests.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

411 Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

Wow. THE SCIENCE knows his Bible.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

412 Agreeing with the point that AOC is an empty shell of actual facts/knowledge, who makes the discarded cicada's exoskeletons look brilliant...two things.

1) Her sitting "ladylike" as the British royals like Princess Catherine of Wales does with ease...AOC looks like she needs to pee badly. It is either this pose or incontinece of both her brain and bladder at the same time. Which should finish her off for politics, but look at Hillary! Ok, I think Hil's done fall out, whatever zombie state, of being thrown into a SUV probably did it for her, on top of being mean as a diamondback rattler...

2) Today, at some point, I'd like to research AOC's parental unit. Because her nose disturbs me so badly. I have never seen one like this. The squashed toad nose of flaring nostrils. That's all I look at, considering I have never listened to her.

Thanks, Ace. Donkey Chompers is fitting for her teeth/gums/gaping maw issue, and also alarming in that she could bray eventually (probably her laugh). Dat nose, doh, baffles me.

https://tinyurl.com/zxm3sen3

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (WONhk)

413 The Canola oil will speed the Chinese demographic collapse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Wp4UD)

414 Nobody asked me, but I consider John Wick an allegory for when Gen X comes onto the field when they won't leave us alone.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ymPMS)

415 He's not exactly the boogeyman, he's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman. -- Viggo Tarasov
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
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I saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A FUCKING PENCIL!!!

Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (i1VVh)

416 >>He gets back into it.

With a pencil!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (viF8m)

417 391 In college in Utah, I had a girlfriend from Boston. She was bitter that in Boston, she was a 9, but in Utah, she was like a 5.5-6. Compared to donkey chompers, she was a 10.

You know a strong white noise source can add 2 or 3 points of attractiveness to any Boston girl.
Posted by: 18-1

or a Marie Osmond hairdoo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (abIsI)

418 This is rich: Hillzabub gave an interview to one of her demons, of the BBC variety, and used the friendly conversation to claim Trump "covered up" his Epstein involvement.

The woman has zero shame. In fact, she is about as scumbaggy as it is possible to be.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 01:21 PM (becA2)

419 The Can in canola oil is for canada. It is not food.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 17, 2026 01:21 PM (Wp4UD)

420 He gets back into it.

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Hilarity ensues

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (HaJFH)

421 403 309 Great. I’m surrounded by morons who would sell out their country for a nice set of boobs.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 17, 2026 01:03 PM (7kply)

I'm in Canada.

Me and AOP are exempt right? We'd be selling out Canada. Like Canada!!!

Posted by: Stateless at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (Sco7b)

422 414 Nobody asked me, but I consider John Wick an allegory for when Gen X comes onto the field when they won't leave us alone.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (ymPMS)

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John Wick is an allegory of a film franchise that should have stopped at one movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

423 We might all be falling for a scam. S real bartender has some knowledge an knows recipes for drinks and can follow them. AOC might have been able to pull a beer tap handle or serve a tray of drinks to a table. Not sure she could even do that effectively.

Posted by: Waitress Sandwich at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (oftw2)

424 Her sitting "ladylike" as the British royals like Princess Catherine of Wales does with ease...AOC looks like she needs to pee badly.

I don't think she has the physique to pull off that pose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

425 I try to avoid it, but I saw Hillary over the weekend.

My Lanta. She looks like the unloved bastard from a prune and a catcher's mitt.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:23 PM (ymPMS)

426 422.

Bingo. Nailed it.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (ymPMS)

427 You know a strong white noise source can add 2 or 3 points of attractiveness to any Boston girl.
Posted by: 18-1

Don't forget about me!!

Posted by: Ball gag at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (JCZqz)

428 Yes. And they kill his dog early on, so he goes on a murderous rampage in retaliation.
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"...a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his f***in' dog?"

Proved to be a mistake...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (XeU6L)

429 I continue to believe that NYC is a Party (and Company) town, and that nothing happens without the Party's approval. So I'm not sure Crowley was caught with his pants down. I think the Party wanted him out, and a fresh-faced latina commie in.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

Some of them might have sniffed it out before Crowley and watched but I think it was a true ultra left insurgency that caught Crowley out. The party then broke up the team that did it and decided to bring AOC into the fold without the somewhat politically savvy leaders who set her up. I haven't heard much from the ringleader, so he may not have been as savvy once the big boys took notice.

The vote totals that Crowley needed were less than 20000 or so IIRC in a district of a few hundred thousand and more. If he did not take care to lock them down...more fool him.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (8avO+)

430 TJM

Have you seen this Japanese movie - The Vampire Moth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (2GVsD)

431 I believe she is in England today, discussing the political movement called the London Underground.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (8t61+)

432 John Wick is an allegory of a film franchise that should have stopped at one movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

A statement which can be made about most film franchises.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

433 424.

She sits like she has her Husqvarna butt plug cranked up to 11.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:25 PM (ymPMS)

434

We need to pay attention to the bitch that was going on about dogs shouldn't be inside pets.

I said last night that people need to be careful taking their dogs to dog parks.

Moki said when her family lived in Saudi that their dog was poisoned by some asshole who couldn't stand seeing their dog.

The mfrs are going to try to destroy everything we true Americans value.

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2026 01:25 PM (3ek7K)

435 A statement which can be made about most film franchises.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM

There is only one Matrix film.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 17, 2026 01:25 PM (jc0TO)

436 WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at February 17, 2026 01:25 PM (NvzRg)

437 430 TJM

Have you seen this Japanese movie - The Vampire Moth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (2GVsD)

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I don't believe so.

60s era Toho?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

438
432 John Wick is an allegory of a film franchise that should have stopped at one movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

A statement which can be made about most film franchises.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

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James Bond should have stopped at Dr. No!

Any takers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

439 I believe she is in England today, discussing the political movement called the London Underground.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2026 01:24 PM (8t61+)
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Aristotle was not Belgian! The central tenet of Buddhism is not, "Every man for himself!" And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

Posted by: Wanda Gershwitz at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (i1VVh)

440 435.

And one Star Wars movie.

Posted by: sifty boones at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (ymPMS)

441 Nope, 1956

Murder, noir, horror, mystery

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)

442 418 This is rich: Hillzabub gave an interview to one of her demons, of the BBC variety, and used the friendly conversation to claim Trump "covered up" his Epstein involvement.

The woman has zero shame. In fact, she is about as scumbaggy as it is possible to be.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 17, 2026 01:21 PM (becA2)

Chlamydia thundershart has been repeating the same garbage to a fawning g press for so long she believes her own bs. Watching her head bobble and look to the audience for support while she got fore cheched by that guy who was trolling her was hilarious.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (i0Hi3)

443 I've never seen a John Wick movie, and am not clear just who he is.

He's not exactly the boogeyman, he's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman. -- Viggo Tarasov
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

He's this generation's Charles Bronson. He had a movie where he goes ballistic and kills the mafia goons that shot up his melon crop.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (8avO+)

444 We might all be falling for a scam. S real bartender has some knowledge an knows recipes for drinks and can follow them. AOC might have been able to pull a beer tap handle or serve a tray of drinks to a table. Not sure she could even do that effectively.
Posted by: Waitress Sandwich

She broke down crying in the walk in when someone asked for flat water.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (MGB5H)

445
James Bond should have stopped at Dr. No!

Any takers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

They should have stopped with Sean Connery

Posted by: It's me donna at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (++7nR)

446 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at February 17, 2026 01:28 PM (NcvvS)

447 Nood tranny

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2026 01:28 PM (u73oe)

448 441 Nope, 1956

Murder, noir, horror, mystery

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)

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Off by 4 years!

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 17, 2026 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

449 Do you have a picture? How nice are we talking?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 01:18 PM (bss/y)
These would do nicely for me.

https://is.gd/SzyWzP

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2026 01:28 PM (n9ltV)

450 James Bond should have stopped at Dr. No!

Any takers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Should've stopped when Connery left.

Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

451 South of the Equator Sandy on dogs.

Congressman Randy Fine
@RepFine
If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.
I
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
This is genuinely one of the most disgusting statements I have ever seen issued by an American official.
It should not stop shocking us that the Republican Party openly embraces this. Fine should be censured & stripped of committees. To ignore this is to accept and normalize it.

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And, once again, Sandy grabs the 20% end of the 80/20 split.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 17, 2026 01:29 PM (FXNzP)

452 I never knew of it either until YouTube tossed it as a recommendation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2026 01:29 PM (2GVsD)

453 All that openeth the matrix is mine. Exodus 34:19

Posted by: kingsman at February 17, 2026 01:29 PM (ehY6c)

454 "Chubby Evita"
*chef's kiss*

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at February 17, 2026 01:29 PM (gxokI)

455 Not to be confused by Mothra, whose sacrifice resulted in Godzilla's defeat.

Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

456 ...or a Marie Osmond hairdoo.
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I've never seen a bad photo of Marie Osmond. And Marie Osmand in her prime was so much prettier than AOC.

Posted by: Crusader at February 17, 2026 01:30 PM (TN0g+)

457 My favorite AOC moment is the big booty latina incident.

https://youtu.be/_R67tpqSjeE

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 17, 2026 01:31 PM (tqpXi)

458 That AOC's Embarrassingly Incompetent Performance At Munich Was Akshually "Cogent" and Critics Are Just "Microscopically Dissecting" Her "Message"
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I thought that this was the specific, directed, responsibilty of Left/Liberal 'Deconstructionists'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2026 01:31 PM (XeU6L)

459 I think it is called Canola oil because Rapeseed oil didn't poll well in marketing tests.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

"Canola" is the name for rapeseed that has been improved (by good old-fashioned selective breeding, not GMO) to reduce the erucic acid component of the oil down to negligible levels to make it palatable. So it's a cultivar of rapeseed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:31 PM (8zz6B)

460 He's not exactly the boogeyman, he's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman. -- Viggo Tarasov
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)
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I saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A FUCKING PENCIL!!!
Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (i1VVh)

I think it was G Gordon Liddy's fiction book where the hero kills several people with a ballpoint pen. The guy also owned a Me-109 fighter plane that he shoots down the baddy in at the end.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:31 PM (8avO+)

461 I think it is called Canola oil because Rapeseed oil didn't poll well in marketing tests.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

"Canola" is the name for rapeseed that has been improved (by good old-fashioned selective breeding, not GMO) to reduce the erucic acid component of the oil down to negligible levels to make it palatable. So it's a cultivar of rapeseed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:31 PM (8zz6B)

The normalization of rapeseed.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2026 01:32 PM (8avO+)

462 Am I still banned?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2026 01:35 PM (pvrrs)

463 Hmmm. Maybe not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2026 01:36 PM (pvrrs)

464 100 Look, she's hot.

She is not hot. I'll give her lukewarm - provided she doesn't speak. The only people who think that she's hot are "woman on the street" interviewees who respond that every woman is a 10.

She's a Chili's 4 and a commie. 0 stars. Would not ride. I'll take 30 minutes with the overnight girl at the local rub and tug before i went anywhere near AOC.

Posted by: Nelly at February 17, 2026 01:40 PM (7gpcF)

465 AOC is a awful house 5. You can have her.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 17, 2026 01:44 PM (VxFiM)

466 "Birdhands" is (IMO) one of the signs of brain damage.

NOT a joke-- hubby, who actually has dementia-- makes birdhands when he's agitated and can't find the words to communicate what he wants.

Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:46 PM (rdVOm)

467 " ... These two people are incompetent.”

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With all due respect -- you misspoked "gay and their shit's all retarded," Mr. President.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 17, 2026 01:47 PM (o48o8)

468 Mea Culpa - had to run out.

I wouldn't be surprised if Harris and Cortez don't headline the next Democratic/Communist presidential campaign run.

After all, see Biden. Perhaps see O, too. A group ran the country under their Presidential title. It was little more than titles.

Now two alleged women of color - both thick as a brick and having others do their bidding - running the show.

Think it's bad now? It can always get worse.

Luv ya!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 17, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

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