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BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety

This is like losing Robert Duvall all over again.

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH? SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?

Thanks to beckster.

Shock: Democrats don't want to be seen around Biden, the man who garnered the most votes in American history, restored America's prestige, and presided over the "Biden Miracle Economy."

Former President Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide, a comeback victory that rocketed Biden to the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination and later the White House.
But with many Democrats still smarting from their party's major 2024 election setbacks, fueled in part by a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities following a disastrous debate with now-President Donald Trump, the South Carolina celebration appears to be an outlier.
As they seek office in gubernatorial and congressional races in this year's elections, nine candidates who served in the Biden administration appear to be keeping their distance from the former president, according to a new report from Axios.

Biden ended his presidency with approval and favorable ratings well underwater, and the 13 months since he left office have not apparently healed the damage done to his standing among those in his own party.
"Biden remains a liability," a veteran Democratic strategist who asked to remain anonymous to speak more freely, told Fox News Digital. "Being associated with the Biden administration is doing some candidates no favors as they run this year."
That's a switch from the 2018 elections, the previous midterm cycle when Trump was in office and the Democrats were out of power, when former President Barack Obama as well as then-former Vice President Biden were in demand on the campaign trail.
Joe Biden 2020 South Carolina primary

Among those not highlighting Biden this cycle is Deb Haaland, a former House member from New Mexico who served as Department of the Interior secretary in the Biden administration and is now running for governor in the blue-leaning state. The former president isn't mentioned on Haaland's campaign website.
Another example is Xavier Becerra, who served as secretary of Health and Human Services under Biden and is now running for California governor. The former president isn't mentioned in Becerra's campaign launch video.

Remember how Democrats conned this senile old fuck to abandon the race? They specifically promised him he would be hailed as a hero and praised from now until the end of all days.

Liars.

Even more shocking: Biden granted stealth "quiet amnesty," without congressional authorization, to nearly a million illegal aliens.

Officially, there are almost 3.8 million pending cases in the immigration court backlog, but more than eight years ago, at the outset of the first Trump administration, I suggested the true number of then-pending cases (a more modest 895,000) was higher than those official statistics displayed, thanks to a legal trick called "administrative closure".
As the BIA has described the practice: "Administrative closure ... is used to temporarily remove a case from an Immigration Judge's active calendar or from the Board's docket."
It continued:

[Administrative closure] is a docket management tool that is used to temporarily pause removal proceedings. Administrative closure is not a form of relief from removal and does not provide an alien with any immigration status. After a case has been administratively closed, either party may move to recalendar it before the Immigration Court ... or to reinstate the appeal before the Board. [Emphasis added.]

Put another way, administrative closure allows immigration judges and the BIA to shelve cases that it does not want to, or cannot, deal with, at least at the time of closure.

Another shock: Lisa Murkowski says she won't support the GOP-favored SAVE Act because she doesn't want to "federalize federal elections." (What?)

Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law.

In other words, southern states, and only southern states, would again have to ask "mother may I?" from Congress to change the most trivial of state election laws.

"I want us to continue to reduce those barriers to Americans ability to vote," she said in a speech on the Senate floor Wednesday, before the procedural vote, "whether it is geographic, whether it's logistical -- we certainly know about that in Alaska -- whether it's partisan, or some other form."
Free and fair elections are a cornerstone of democracy and American identity, Murkowski said.
The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act would reinstate parts of the Civil Rights Era-law that the U.S. Supreme Court overturned in 2013. The centerpiece of the bill would restore the "preclearance" requirement. Until the Supreme Court struck it down, it required states with a history of discrimination to get the Justice Department to sign off before they change their voting rules.

If you missed it: Rubio got a standing O from European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! A Czech politician CALLED OUT Hillary Clinton to her face over her Trump derangement syndrome

And Hillary absolutely LOST it

Looks like he struck a nerve! 🤣🔥 pic.twitter.com/HbTMr7GZ0V
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 15, 2026

Hero for the day. Thank you Macinka for laughing right in the Witches face. Too bad he did not have a pail of water.💦 pic.twitter.com/XfePdclZAB
— Lisa (@lalalainsd) February 16, 2026

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— Jim Verdi (@jjverdi) February 16, 2026

It’s literally impossible for cowboys to have been here before the Spanish because horses weren’t here before the Spanish brought them over https://t.co/SCGSZCW4Hy
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) February 16, 2026

Indeed. The word vaquero, meaning cowboy (vaca meaning "cow") is a word first used in Spain and Portugal.

The vaquero (Spanish: [baˈkeɾo]; Portuguese: vaqueiro, European Portuguese: [vɐˈkɐjɾu]) is a horse-mounted livestock herder of a tradition that has its roots in the Iberian Peninsula and extensively developed in what is today Mexico (then New Spain) from a method brought to the Americas from Spain. The vaquero became the foundation for the North American cowboy, in Northern Mexico, Southwestern United States, Florida and Western Canada.
The cowboys of the Great Basin still use the term "buckaroo", which may be a corruption of vaquero, to describe themselves and their tradition.

Vaquero is literally pronouced backero. How is this a "may be" situation?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 Foist.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ)

2 Anderson Cooper cannot seem to keep a job, I guess Nepotism isn't enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (PYyV9)

3 "Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS"

Better known in the gay community as "pulling out."

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (se8lQ)

4 But the real question is: Will Anderson Cooper come on CBS's back?

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (se8lQ)

5 Folks have been notified of a new thread.

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI)

6 People don't want to be around Biden mostly because of the smell.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (se8lQ)

7 A Hillary Clinton Poster is the "Anti-Viagra" Pill.....

Just Sayin.......

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (J9q9v)

8 Well, Biden probably smells pretty bad so it could be that

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)

9 "Sitzpinklers"

Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (lJ0H4)

10 Willowed. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (Ggsrp)

11 still use the term "buckaroo"

So did I

/Marko Ramius

Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (cGjQu)

12 "...a very unpopular Biden presidency and the then-president's dropping his re-election bid amid serious questions about his physical and mental abilities..."

Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post? Even at the time, it made no sense to me. More likely, some Kamala ally made the post, and Biden could then either choose to tell the world he wasn't in control of his own media account, or allow his handlers to have him bow out.

Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right?

Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (ovdkm)

13 I'm surprised Hillary's rage at Trump hasn't literally consumed her from the inside out. What a thoroughly unpleasant woman. I hope she doesn't send out her goons against the Czech politician.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (Nx5jP)

14 ‘My engorged throbbing huge penis needs orgasmic power palpitations down a deep fudge hole!’

— Eric Swolewell

Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:25 PM (qohbc)

15 I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9)

16 >>Normally, ANY candidate would call a PRESS CONFERENCE and MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT to the whole country, right?

I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser...

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+)

17 I'm with Anna Luma if she wears a swimsuit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (abIsI)

18 "Being Liberal isn't just about being Stupid. It's about showing the world how proud you are to be Stupid."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (28lDz)

19 >>I am baffled here, who is advising AOC?

Advising a woman.

Good one.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (gH8T+)

20 Venezuela is below the equator from Australia, where they speak Austrian.

Posted by: Minuteman at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (47/pr)

21 It's literally impossible for cowboys to have been here before the Spanish because horses weren't here before the Spanish brought them

— Matt Walsh

Not exactly true. But the real truth is even worse for the Noble-Savage-worshipping white-guilt-loving woke Left:

When the first Asians crossed over the frozen Bering Strait tens of thousands of years ago and suddenly became Native Americans, there were horses in North America.

BUT...

The new natives never learned how to tame them or ride them.

Instead, they...hunted them.

...

... to extinction.

Ooops.

Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history.

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (se8lQ)

22 Hmm. Luna or Murkowski; Murkowski or Luna? Who's to say? It's a conundrum.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 06:28 PM (AlhUl)

23 The equator goes through three South American countries. One of them is called Ecuador, BECAUSE THE EQUATOR RUNS THROUGH IT.

Posted by: pookysgirl with today's geography lesson at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (Wt5PA)

24 I am the {{{Shadout Mapes}}}, the Housekeeper

Preach it. Can't stand up to facts and data.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

25 Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz)

26 African slave peoples? and horses? WTF?

The tard is strong with that one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n5tGW)

27 I hope i live long enough to see Clinton, Obama, Biden, Jarrett, Sullivan, Nuland in the dirt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

28
Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (n7rxJ)

29 I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (cxFcK)

30 When I was a kid, Yorktown Heights and parts of Somers were horse country. I grew up in Granite Springs.
I visited my local FFL Saturday. He has Radical Firearms AR10 and a 15 in stock. I am leaning towards the Ruger Hellion. Any thoughts?

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (GbONR)

31 I was on the phone with my MAGA aunt in Nashville discussing if Biden was going to bow out. I had literally just finished expressing my opinion that there was no way in hell Biden would bow out when my aunt interruped me to say "Biden just Tweeted that he's out."

And this is why I'm not a political pundit.

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (gtcuf)

32

Soon you're gonna ride the range,
Like grown up cowboys do.
Now it's time that you were roundin' up,
A dream or two.
So go to sleep,
My little Buckaroo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++)

33 Hillary is as snuggly as a hobo's vinegary balls.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (wBaIH)

34 It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (PYyV9)

35 Ace must’ve posted this before Jake Tapper called Randy Fine a bigot for telling the Zohranette that called for banning dogs in NYC that we Americans prefer dogs to Islamists.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:31 PM (IX8iX)

36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.

Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (98kQX)

37 Still many Vaqueros in Brazil and Argentina today.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (6ydKt)

38 Via RC Politics:
Sen. Dave McCormick on SAVE Act: If An 80-20 Issue Can't Get 60 Votes, Something Is Amiss In The Senate
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In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (TN0g+)

39 Tip for people visiting Joe Biden: bring a puzzle, a deck of cards, or a checkers game. They like that sort of thing.

More like Sponge Bob videos to be on the same mental level as Joey "The Studmuffin" Biden who will kick your ass in his wet dreams....

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (J9q9v)

40
I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM (n7rxJ)

41 Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR)

42 Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

43 San Franpsycho

I will not mourn them. I will celebrate Gaia geting a tiny bit less evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

44 Just wondering. Does The Horde really believe that Joe Biden bowed out of the race by making an obscure social media post?

Yeah someone posted on his social media account -- probably the Raggedy Ann spox -- and then convinced Jill Biden they were backed into a corner and couldn't reverse it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (PYyV9)

45 >>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio

They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+)

46 36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.

She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though.....

Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v)

47
It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Rubio buttered it up with references to "love."

Good cop bad cop.

By the way, did you mean Vance rather than Trump?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (n7rxJ)

48 Bride of PI just got back from her mammogram.

I legit just got to ask, "How are your boobies?"

Due to some tissue anomalies, she now has to do the contrast kind, so she said it would probably be a week until she gets her results.

Question for the Horde:

How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

49 Operation "Let Her Speak" is going quite well, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:29 PM (28lDz)

Is that the much longed-for sequel to Operation "It's Her Turn?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (wVcYX)

50 You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

51 They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+)
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My name is Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (i1VVh)

52 Even if Venezuela was below the equator I'm not sure wtf Sandy is talking about.

Is she saying the U.S. can't interfere anywhere in the Global South np matter what, but that the people of the Global South can invade the Global North anytime they want?

Because that seems to be the position of a future Dem presidential nominee.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)

53 There is a very big distinction between cowboy and Vaquero. The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner, the cowboy used his horse as a tool.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (0KSrI)

54 >>It is odd to me that Rubio gave basically the same speech as Trump and they all stomped out fuming and spitting because of Trump and cheered Rubio

They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+)

Backed by the surviving members of Miami Sound Machine?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

55 >>The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner

Oh...it was like that, was it?

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (gH8T+)

56 Blowing off work and staying home > "Administrative Closure"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

57 Slick Willie was left out of the Democrat's Presidents Day celebration of great Democrat presidents. I guess the Clintons and the Bidens have been unpersoned.

https://is.gd/Lq1mUV

They should unperson Obama and the beautiful and charming Mooch as well but can't because, well, you know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Vs5rR)

58 Pillage Idiot

Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos".

Hope the new year is kind to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

59 Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB)

60 36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.

She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though.....

Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v)

She makes the politic world go round!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (wVcYX)

61 If a Republican had said Venezuela was below the Equator the talking heads would be howling heads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (Cqx++)

62 She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.

AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult.

I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (NFX2v)

63 Gah. I watched that clip of Hillary. That hurt.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

64 I’m starting to like Rubio. He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (IX8iX)

65
My name is Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

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If I were at a press conference and he called on me, I'd ask him to say "Looo-SEEEEE!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:38 PM (n7rxJ)

66 I would let her explain 'cowgirl' to me.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (5FKHw)

67 I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.

*which is every time she does or says anything, I know.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (zYpTz)

68
They cut out the part where Rubio played the Congas.

Soul Sacrifice

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)

69 A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (XV/Pl)

70 Cortez is the proper spelling. Cortes, the Conquistador, used the English spelling because he was English.

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:39 PM (GbONR)

71 We know she’s retarsed, but she’s young hot and hates whites.

We love her.

Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C)

72 Mario should tell AOC that she's got some splainin to do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++)

73 Rather that that, say "let me kiss the boobie boo-boos".

Hope the new year is kind to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM

Howdy NaCly! You are a wise man.

Year starting a bit rough over here, but not too bad.

I hope you have a WAY better year than last year!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (HlyYF)

74 There's nothing you can do with someone who thinks that highly of her own intellect. "YOU stick to THESE talking points" won't work.

True, but someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (PYyV9)

75 How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",

Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (a4flb)

76 Thomas Bender, they have been served at the TXMoMe thanks to Pete Bog.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (0KSrI)

77
He got rolled by Chuck on amnesty when he was a freshman, but I think he learned from his mistake.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

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Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)

78 I've become a big fan of El Marco Grande.

The hardest working man in government.

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf)

79 Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes

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It's jarring. Undistilled evil.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8AONa)

80 Dr Lexus's Airline pilot ex-wife >> AOC

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (28lDz)

81 Kee-You-Ba

or

Coo-Ba

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (wVcYX)

82 Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 06:37 PM (2WIwB)
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Talk about being unable to read a room. The guy laughing and saying he's sorry for upsetting her was awesome.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

83 Cuber.

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:42 PM (gtcuf)

84 I really just want to punch Hillary in the face when she gets that smug thing going.

Tip for the GAINZZZZZ Thread: tape the Hillary Smug Face on to a heavy bag and amplify your workout.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (a4flb)

85 Eric Swallowell has everything Gavin Newsom has except for a rich, powerful patron.

Small town pol. check
Empty headed. check
Narcissistic. check
Mindlessly ambitious and amoral. check
Party creature. check

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

86
someone clearly handed her that talking point: Rubio got cowboys wrong! derp
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight like "culture is thin," mixes a cocktail of Venezuela, the Equator, cowboys, and slaves, shakes it, and pours it into a glass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (n7rxJ)

87 Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....

She would still give you that wild eyed stare with flared nostrils, try a bag over the head too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (PYyV9)

88 I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk? Maybe that's the secret to dealing with her, gallons of Chardonnay. Get her drunk and let her fall down and whack her head.

I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades. Which I know is no excuse for Monica in the Oval Office, etc or his rapey behavior of others and adultery. However, she's torture enough and should be in Gitmo. Both as an evil person of corruption and to use to torture others when waterboarding fails.

Also! I have never seen another nose like that of Occasional Sandy Eruption of Blather Cortez, their new standard.

What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one!

Her nose looks cartoonish. Like one Bluto from Popeye made from a frog, or one of those squished frogs in formaldehyde in a jar. Definitely a frog somehow, smushed on hot asphalt from a tire, then glued onto her face.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43 PM (WONhk)

89 The story behind the unusual appellative, Cabeza de Vaca (Cow’s Head), which decorates the coat of arms of the illustrious Cabeza de Vaca family is quite interesting. The name was earned by a simple local shepherd who offered his service to King Alfonso VIII during an important battle that was the turning point in the Reconquista in the 13th century.

The Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa took place on July 16, 1212. The Catholic victory removed the danger of a Muslim invasion of the Catholic kingdoms and contributed to the ruin of the Almohad Empire.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (HXT0k)

90 Hillary is not used to an honest debate. She simply will kill you and dump you in a public park if you disagree with her.

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich, All But Forgotten at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ksqrb)

91 77- well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX)

92 How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?", before I get hit with a thrown shoe?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF)
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Depends on how you ask.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

93 I like how all of these Dem prez potentials show up in Munich solely to shore up their foreign policy resume by kissing Euro-ass and telling them everything will be right back to normal in three years.

Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)

94 Christopher R Taylor

Here is the difference:

Vance: You are very stupid in the head with your failed policies. Fix yourself (In Dad speak.)

Rubio: Your failed policies hurt out partnership that goes back a thousand years. Fix your errors so we can stand tall together. (in pillow talk)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (u82oZ)

95 75 How many more times over the next week, can I ask "How are your boobies?",

Just don't replace "How are" with "Calm" so we don't read your nic from the Absent Friends column.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM

Good advice!

I can handle thrown shoes. However, I have been working on the shooting skills of both Bride of PI and our youngest daughter.

BOTH are now better shooters than I am!

I guess that means I now should be extra nice to all of the females still residing in the house.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (HlyYF)

96 77 Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)

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Hope is all we have.

Also, I'm much more forgiving of people personally disliking Trump and coming around (because personality fights are stupid) than actual policy fights as pushed by adult men who understand words that they're saying (Rubio and amnesty).

Vance > Rubio

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (GBKbO)

97 A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's funny to think somewhere a long time ago, some Cuban said out loud, "You know what this pork sandwich needs? MOAR PORK~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (diia5)

98 I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX)

99 50 You ever watch a US Olympian on the podium mouthing the words to the SSB, and it looks like they are singing completely different lyrics?

the enrico pallazo edition, perhaps?

Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (edU/H)

100 That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp)

101 Thought experiment: No one did! She does a deep fetch, comes up with some utterly stupid insight

Yeah maybe. At least she's not claiming her staff is failing her and firing them over and over. There's not much you can do with a politician that cannot take direction and is too dumb to realize it.

So far at least she's not tried the "I'm just a girl tee hee" defense yet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (PYyV9)

102 Make the Crusades Great Again:

A letter describing the success of Las Navas de Tolosa to Pope Innocent III relates:

“The Saracen horsemen had numbered 185,000, as we afterward learned in a true account from certain servants of the Sultan whom we took prisoner. The foot soldiers were innumerable. On their side 100,000 armed men fell in battle, perhaps more, according to the estimates of the Saracens we later captured. Of the army of the Lord only some 20 or 30 Christians fell in our whole host – a fact not to be mentioned without the most fervent thanksgiving, and one scarcely to be believed, unless it be thought a miracle. What cause for joy and thanksgiving!

"Yet there is one cause for regret here: That so few in such a vast army went to Christ as martyrs.”

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (HXT0k)

103 They spelled "fetid" wrong.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:47 PM (0MjtC)

104 Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:

https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz)

105 >>>What is the deal with her nose? Unless in a garage where they inject tire silicone, I simply don't believe it is a normal rhinoplasty...and she needs one!
~~~~~

It always reminds me of a B2.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (3ImbR)

106 At least AOC doesn't speak with a ridiculously over the top cartoonish lah-TEEEEE-no accent like that fat pig Ana Navarro. I'll give her that.

Anthony Cumia just had a clip up with Miss Piggy doing her Latin minstrel show act on The View. EEEE-ting Borrrr-EEEEE-tos een CAh-tah-LEEEE-nah Cahl-ee-FOOOORN-ia. It's so cringe I got douche chills.

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (gtcuf)

107 71 We know she’s retarsed, but she’s young hot and hates whites.

We love her.
Posted by: Left at February 16, 2026 06:40 PM (Omg5C)

I know that's a typo, but I like it, and I move to include "retarsed" in the official AOSHQ vernacular. We all know what it means, and it's funny, and it's wouldn't be offensive to the actual developmentally disabled version of retarded people.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)

108 Ruger makes Vaquero model revolvers. Years ago almost got a matched pair in 45 (or was it 44mag?).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (/lPRQ)

109 Took another 10,000 years before the Spanish conquistadors brought some horses with them to the new continent. Some escaped, became wild mustangs, and the rest is history.
Posted by: zombie

True, but they weren't cowboys because there were no fucking cows.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (diia5)

110 On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX)

111 104 Oooh, TJM, have you been here? Would seem to be in your wheelhouse:

https://tinyurl.com/mcunhfcp

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:48 PM (28lDz)

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I'm mostly just trying to write a review of a Hammer Film from 1950 and wasting time by visiting the 3rd best place on the internet (1st: my YouTube channel, 2nd, my webzone).

Sure, I subscribed to the Substack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (GBKbO)

112 She’s a Peruvian retarsed! I like it!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (IX8iX)

113
Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes

==============

Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office.

It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ)

114
Europeans to AOC: "Shut up and serve us our drinks, Sandy!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (xG4kz)

115 The worst part about leftists being idiots is that they’re idiots and they win.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (+gHpb)

116 I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.

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When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR)

117 well sure, that’s the reason he got rolled, but still rolled, I’d say. Now hopefully experience has taught that’s not the case.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:44 PM (IX8iX)
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I don't think he was rolled or being tribalistic I think he was following the WSJ Editorial Board's official """conservative""" position. What made that untenable was not just Trump, but Biden giving the game away by flooding the zone.

Only the softest of soft-headed GOPe could tolerate that, and their corporate masters are still trying to get something while they yet have some pull. When the Turtle is gone, they lose a lot of their power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Fox News
AOC accuses Israel of genocide in Germany where Holocaust was launched, sparking outrage
Benjamin Weinthal
Sat, February 14, 2026

In part, "Tom Gross, an expert on international affairs, told Fox News digital that "AOC has flown all the way to Munich — infamous as the city in which Hitler staged his Nazi Beer Hall Putsch that marked the beginning of the road to the Holocaust — in order to smear the Jewish people further with a phony genocide allegation."

Gross added, "Such preposterous allegations of ‘genocide’ form the bedrock of modern anti-Semitic incitement against Jews in the U.S. and globally. This shocking ignorance and insensitivity by Ocasio-Cortez should rule her out of any potential presidential bid or other high office."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (NFX2v)

119 Unfortunately no one asked why Killary blessed a coup. in Ukraine.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (0KSrI)

120 Hillary not only hates Trump, she hates everyone who voted for him. I'm not sure that she doesn't hate most everyone.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

121 That reaction from Hillary to a man challenging her shows what a horror show she would have been as a president. Or anything else for that matter. The Queen Mother of AWFLs
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Ggsrp)
~~~~~

Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR)

122 I find myself often wondering why she wasn't 50 points ahead in the 2016 election.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (28lDz)

123 Every time I hear her I realize yet again Clinton is a seriously nasty bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes

==============

Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office.

It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ)

She's easily distracted by balloons, though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (wVcYX)

124 Oops

>>Thomas Pritzker steps down from Hyatt, citing association with Jeffrey Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/4xczhepy

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

125 When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR)
~~~~~

I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

126 A Cuban Sandwich made properly, is a revelation.

Legend has it that "Guantanamera" was a love song to a woman who was late with her man's steak sandwich because she was getting schtupped by her side piece.

No mention of the Cuban sandwich.

Posted by: Zombie Fulgencio Batista at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (Ksqrb)

127 Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Well, that is his best argument.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

128 I think Biden and Jill agreed, then his content person tweeted it out asap before they could change their mind. No one thinks Biden was handling his own social media account.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (pZEOD)

129 55 >>The Vaquero treated his horse as a partner

Oh...it was like that, was it?

was that wrong? nobody told me it was wrong.

Posted by: catherine the great at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (edU/H)

130 125 When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR)
~~~~~

I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

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Bill's skill at cunilingus on Huma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO)

131 I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?!

Reliving 2016 election night for eternity.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (MGB5H)

132 127 Gavin Newsom made that his entire point of being there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Well, that is his best argument.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

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And his polling has crashed since.

Poor douche-nozzle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (GBKbO)

133 125- I think it’s every day of her life already- she has no joy, no peace, no true friends. Only her failure and hatred.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (IX8iX)

134 IrishEi ?!

Instead of AOC, B2 nose would work.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 06:54 PM (u82oZ)

135 Gotta give credit to whoever organized the comic entertainment for the Munich Security Conference. AOC, Whitmer and Hillary with a guy in a dress. Comedy gold, Jerry!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0nHVk)

136
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.

Posted by: IrishEi ?

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Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa)

137 Billy Jeff makes a deathbed conversion to islam to collect his 72 virgins only to find out that killary has been cloned 72 times.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (0KSrI)

138 I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decade

Fuck him. He deserves that pig.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (RJBgA)

139 Buzz Patterson, who carried the nuclear football for Clinton, has lots of stories about Hillary on his X account. No one could stand her.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (3ImbR)
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In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary!

And then she'd talk some more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)

140 fucking cows.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Don't give me any ideas.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (se8lQ)

141

Am I the only one having Buckaroo Deja vu?

Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (g6TN6)

142
I see by your outfit that you are a vaquero.
You see by my outfit that I am one, too.
We see by our outfits that we are both vaqueros.
If you get yourself an outfit, you can be one, too!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)

143
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi

Hell is run by the WCTU.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (tgvbd)

144 Hillary needs to wash her hair.

Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (lCppi)

145 Best part is that the Spanish Conquistador who brought the horses here was named Cortes. You would think at some point in her life she would have a bit of curiosity about her own name.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:33 PM (3ImbR)

Oh damn. AOC is.astonishingly stupid. It's incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes

Some really stupid people in the Legislature.
Might be a single item qualifier if no other skillets are available.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

146 Doll Eyes Alex

Always wrong but never uncertain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

147 139 In 2016, there was a period where all the stenographers working for her campaign started pushing stories that in person she's so funny and charismatic, if only people knew the "real" Hillary!

And then she'd talk some more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:56 PM (ZOv7s)

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I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027.

Gonna be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (GBKbO)

148 A room by herself, with no escape. The worst punishment of all.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (NFX2v)

149 Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

150 She's easily distracted by balloons, though.

As are many of the men who post here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (PYyV9)

151 I don't like Bill, but I sympathize with him being stuck with her for decades.

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When Bill dies and goes to Hell, it'll be only him and dozens and dozens of Hillarys. Kinda like Harcourt Fenton Mudd except worse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 06:51 PM (Vs5rR)

They're not "stuck together." They are coworkers, and have been part of the same organization that rapes children and the American people with impunity.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (P5en5)

152 I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

All Trump, all the time, just smirking at her.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (zYpTz)

153 "Vaquero is literally pronounced backero."

From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)

154
Hillary is not used to an honest debate.

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich

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But really, she isn't. It makes me wonder why she even volunteered for a panel where her interlocutors weren't pre-screened tongue-bathers. Very stupid counter to Macinka's remark about gender.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (n7rxJ)

155
I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR)

———————

She’ll spend eternity in the Oval Office lobby, but the door will never open.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (u73oe)

156 I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:53 PM (3ImbR)
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The lake of fire will ask for some time off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Vanilla S. S., baby.

Posted by: a pun in search of a joke Pooper at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (se8lQ)

158 147. I can't wait for Kamala's handlers to come up with the same bullshit for her in June of 2027.

Gonna be great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Let's see if it's her sister and Hillary once again.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:58 PM (NFX2v)

159 >>I wonder what Hillary's Hell will be like.
Posted by: IrishEi

Election Night 2016, over and over again.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gH8T+)

160 Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp)

161 Dudes. Lots and lots of straight dudes, endlessly telling her to calm down, and let the men handle things.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2026 06:55 PM (8AONa)

I laffed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (zYpTz)

162 Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
Posted by: Jackson K.

Or a really big apple as a ball gag.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (/lPRQ)

163 The vaquero / buckaroo linguistic connection is interesting. It hadn't occurred to me before.

Insert "The More You Know" rainbow graphic.

Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (3VXNH)

164 From whence we got "Broke Backero Mountain", the movie, about breaking horses? Or did the primitives know all about "Pride Month" long before the white man came?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)
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I'm really enjoying white liberal women explaining to everyone that all the Native Americans were trannies and gay. I bet the tribal guys in particular love hearing that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

165 I knew a man with a corkscrew peen
He searched and searched for a corkscrew queen
With a corkscrew mish to match his junk
Met him this morning in an awful funk
He said he finally found a girl to his purpose
With a love canal like a woodscrew's surface.
I asked him the cause of his dismay
He said: her spiral goes the opposite way!

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (gtcuf)

166 98 I thought Peyronie’s was when your dick is shaped like a question mark. If I’m right, I hope you’re immune CB.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 16, 2026 06:46 PM (IX8iX)

Totally immune.

He got that literal cordscrew from banging into walls running from Hillary. Think Brokeback Mountain of Chappedick. But not a happy time for Bill, after taking the blue pill, waiting for his quickie from a phone call, and Hil walks in ready for action. Somethings gotta give if you are running in that condition. It's a medical fact (ok, I made this up).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)

167 Election Night 2016, over and over again.

Exactly. And everything recreated to 120% fidelity including her smelly Depends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

168 Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc)

169 62 She claims what, to be part Puerto Rican? Few speak or even understand Spanish. Few understood Bad Bunny.

AOC was just a spoiled child who knows nothing as an adult.

I just can't imagine though the years of fear and trembling over White men when she has worked for & with the likes of Ted and Bernie, two old pervs, and the current US House. (All imo.)
Posted by: L - No nic

She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD)

170 I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.

Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi)

171 Cafe? Cafe!!!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (NFX2v)

172 Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......

Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy)

173 Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity

Even that is too cruel for George Soros.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

174 169 She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR? They all speak Spanish, but it’s really fast, even for Spanish speakers and it’s like they have mashed potatoes in their mouth. Plus they have their own slang that is difficult to understand. Benito has mashed potatoes and marbles on his mouth, so you catch like every 6th word instead of every 4th word. If you ask them to slow it down, it becomes more easily understood. But that is hard, they try, but get going and you are once again lost in the sauce.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (pZEOD)

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70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.

Odds are AOC is 100% white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO)

175 I couldn't have imagined 35 years ago that Hillary would be the more criminal of the two.

Then again I thought they would have taken down Willie Brown by now as well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

176
Her fury over her loss to Trump never cools. She wakes up every day not-in-the-Oval-Office.

It should embarrass tf out of her that others call her on her emotional excess -- but instead she responds by ranting harder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:50 PM (n7rxJ)

Especially because she made it obvious when she was running that her Presidential ambitions were all about grinding men under her jackbooted heel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (kTyBw)

177 Your words about Hillary are hurtful and are all lies!

Posted by: Lanny Davis, more Renfield than Renfield at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (28lDz)

178 Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (+gHpb)

179 Among those not highlighting Biden this cycle is Deb Haaland, a former House member from New Mexico who served as Department of the Interior secretary in the Biden administration and is now running for governor in the blue-leaning state. The former president isn't mentioned on Haaland's campaign website.

Left out this quote is she has a BA in English, was a single mom, has a couple of DUIs, couched surfed for housing, has a degree in Indian law, failed the bar exam, was a counselor, a Indian casino manager, a Democrat party hack starting in 2012, and was appointed as Sec. of the Interior as a DEI hire by Biden. I affectionately think of her as Chief Dreamcatcher. Now she is running for NM governor. If she wins the state will instantly sink to being ranked lower than Albania.

failed her bar exam and never tried again, is a former

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (tqpXi)

180
36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.
Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2026 06:32 PM

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So she knows a lot.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (VWtfl)

181 Isn’t there some animal/fish/bird that has a spiral dong? They have to really screw. I remember reading about it and then quickly forgetting which creature.
Posted by: banana Dream

Pigs

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 16, 2026 07:02 PM (MGB5H)

182 70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.

Odds are AOC is 100% white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (GBKbO)

I think she is Latina. I love Puerto Rico, well, the parts that aren’t crumbling to the ground.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (pZEOD)

183
On nights with a New Moon, the woods around Chappaqua, NY echo with cackles.
Posted by: Count de Monet

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Add an erect member and a dripping sheath and you'll have some Swalwell poetry!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (n7rxJ)

184 Hillary locked in a room with Rip Torn and Milton Berle.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (/Chlc)

This is a joke, right?

Rip says to Uncle Miltie, "I'm not gonna f**k her, you do it."

Miltie says "Not even with your ass, Rip."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:03 PM (eN9Ag)

185 I love that to that young guy sitting next to Shrillary, she's just an old angry bat bitching about her hip, sciatica and Trump, and he's doing his best to be polite.
Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi)
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Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

186 I can't say I've had a wide variety of Cuban sandwiches.
I had an awesome one in Tampa decades ago.

But my local deli sells one on a ciabatta roll that is great except they've loaded it up with bits of dill pickle in the meat.

I don't dislike pickles but at some point that's all you can taste.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

187 I love to roam out yonder
Out where the buffalo wander
Free as the eagle flying
I'm a-roping and a-tying.

A-roping and a-tying...

Give me my bridle and saddle
And my old pinto I'll straddle
I'll get the cowboys a-riding
Out where the rustlers are hiding.

It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s).

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ)

188 Democrats flaunt their ignorance and stupidity like a badge of honor.

Posted by: Not shocking anymore at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (TbWk/)

189 Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM

Be advised that discussion of the direction things should be properly rotated can be a sensitive subject on this blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

190

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ)

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Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (GBKbO)

191 I have liked Hillary twice:
1) When she was throw into the SUV
2) When she was photographed falling down concrete stairs in Europe somewhere

I liked her as well being forced to sit by Bill when he said he did not have sex with "that woman." Then going to Marine One with ugly Chelsea between them.

Then waiting til the next day to concede to President Trump in 2016, after a rumored bender of screaming and throwing something at a tv. I would pay for that video, the moment she knew she lost!

I doubt I could last 5 minutes without wanting to slap her. I'd win. Easy pickings from what I've seen, unless they have her pumped full of primo stuff, which somehow cured her wonky eyeball.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (WONhk)

192 "I can't imagine the number of drugs and doctors it took for the Biden Administration to even risk a presser..."
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (gH8T+)

I was left with the impression that what sure seemed like dementia was actually being caused by the cancer drugs he was taking. So maybe it was just that on special occasions they simply skipped his treatment for a day or two. But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet.

Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm)

193 Thanks for the shout out, Ace! Did you see that Anderson said he wants to spend more time with his family, lol......
Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 07:01 PM (EX6jy)

When he was a kid, his mom brought men over to have their way with him.

I suppose that's what he means.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (eN9Ag)

194 Trump must really hate Ecuador.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (cwGMH)

195 In a just world, hills would be serving 5 consecutive life sentences

Posted by: Oh well at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (MmH/W)

196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....

Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6)

197 196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....

Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6)

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Technically, it was yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO)

198 169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?

Yes. And NYC, lots.

AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City.

While many are bilingual, the community encompasses a wide range of English and Spanish proficiency, with some younger generations navigating identity through a mix of both, sometimes leading to discussions about language fluency.

Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

199
Hopefully Hildabeast is livinv like Groundhog Day losing that election every day
Posted by: Skip

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Groundhog Day, Groundhog Hour -- hell, it's one big Now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (n7rxJ)

200 Torn was a raging queer.
Milton had a dick like a horse.
There is no booze or coke.

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (/Chlc)

201 70% of Puerto Rico is Hispanic, descended from Hispanola.
Odds are AOC is 100% white.

99.9% of Puerto Ricans on the island have an STD in one form or another.

AOC should get tested.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ksqrb)

202 196 I remember Robert Duvall's death like it was today....
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:06 PM (j10i6)

Dead at 95. Every movie was elevated by his presence. Like Denzel Washington. Except Duvall's white. And dead.

Posted by: The great Duvall-Washington debate at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (TbWk/)

203 Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.*

( * In a way that can be traced back to me. )

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ)

204 The Taino were pretty much wiped out in Puerto Rico. AOC is probably of European ancestry

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (Ggsrp)

205 203 Do you still go out into the field, so to speak?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

On occasion, and I take pix + videos too -- but I no longer publish.*

( * In a way that can be traced back to me. )

Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (se8lQ)

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I was just curious about your opinion of scope/emotional levels compared to yesteryear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (GBKbO)

206 My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (/Chlc)

207 I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:09 PM (cwGMH)

208 I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

209 It's the musical version of Americans taking the concept of the cowboy from the Spaniards (i.e. this was originally a Spanish-language folk song, adapted for American audiences in the '40s).
Posted by: zombie at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (se8lQ)
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It's kind of obviously Spanish in origin. How do you get cowboys from the English? They saw cavalry as a secondary arm, and riding as the exclusive province of the aristocracy, as did France and Germany.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

210 When Hillary was doing her phony-baloney "listening tour" while running for the Senate as a carpetbagger, she gave a speech at a hotel in my neighborhood. A buddy and I decided to try and attend, just because we were bored and it was a big deal happening just a few blocks away.

The security goons stopped us before we could get anywhere near the hotel. One of them told us: "The general public can't get in to hear her. All the seats are reserved for donors and insiders."

Pretty much says it all.

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (gtcuf)

211 Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz)

212 Hillary being told to shut up by the moderator was great, but the way he just smiled at her with total condescension must have caused her to pop a vein.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)
~~~~~

Pray that he's got great security.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR)

213 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

214 But we don't really know, do we? Although it was clear enough that he wasn't "all there". I have to wonder if he could lead his own trips to the toilet.

Posted by: MrExcitement at February 16, 2026 07:05 PM (ovdkm)

Hunter Biden was asked in an email around 2018 or so (definitely in Trumps first term) how his father was, how was the dementia?

Hunter replied it was getting worse.

They've known since Biden left the vice-presidency that he was losing it and rolled him out there to run for president anyhow.

I doubt Biden would've gotten the nomination had it not been for COVID.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

215 Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

216 213 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.

ahem. what about the cowperdaughters?

Posted by: anachronda at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (edU/H)

217
I love that the smug condescending fake intellectual Bill Maher said something so retarded that he thought was so witty get his comeuppance .
Posted by: Opinion fact

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... CARBON!"

He was ratioed to smithereens on that. Did he walk it back?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (n7rxJ)

218 Technically, it was yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (GBKbO)

Then I remember it like it was only yesterday...

Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6)

219 213 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

A zoophile cowboy is a cowpoke.

Posted by: Kinda gross at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (TbWk/)

220 169. She is Puerto Rican, her grandmother still loves on the Island. Have you ever been to PR?

Yes. And NYC, lots.

AI - The term "Nuyorican" describes the unique, blended culture of Puerto Ricans in New York City.

I like to be in America,
O.K. by me in America,
Everything free in America—

Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (lCppi)

221 "Election Night 2016, over and over again."

But without the vodka.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk)

222 I really didn't see condescension from him--it was almost like pity and amusement that she's so wrapped up in her hatred of Trump. SHE, on the other hand, was being condescending, as she always is.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz)
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He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."

Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s)

223 .
Hillary! is one of those rare politicians whose numbers rise the longer she's off the campaign trail and just let the dinosaur media sing her praises. The moment she opens her yap, the numbers fall. Same thing happened with Biden.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (cxFcK)

224 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

Wrangler? Ranch hand? Cattle Driver? I guess Im not sure what they actually do.

Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:13 PM (lCppi)

225 I've always been partial to bullboys.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

226 Hahahaha, I can just see some twink trying that gender neutral shit around a bunch of Cowboys.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (0KSrI)

227 Pray that he's got great security.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:10 PM (3ImbR)
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The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

228 Nuyocrian

On the Every thread is a movie thread.

I love Carlito's Way.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (cwGMH)

229 Like, what happened in like Venezuela and like Maduro was bad, right, but, like, uh, like, really shouldn't the U.S. I mean.

Posted by: Guess Who I am Now at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

230 That Check guy speaks better English than most Americans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (ht3QZ)

231
If her name was just Hillary Rodham, she would have topped out as a state legislator in the lower house.

She's thoroughly unlikable. Whereas Bill could convince you he was your best friend, even if he forgot about you five seconds afterwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 07:14 PM (tgvbd)

232 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi)

233 Were also not a favorite of my PR coworkers in NJ, Philly, etc.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)
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Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR)

234
88 I would have Peyronie's and whatever tertiary syphilis Bill has if I had to be married to Hillary. Is she nicer when she's drunk?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:43

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She's always drunk.

And has terrible body odor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (VWtfl)

235 He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."

Guy kicked her ass in what is probably his third or fourth language.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s)

"Ok, Boomer Grannie" was his thought bubble.

Posted by: LASue at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (lCppi)

236 Ocasio-Cortez is epically stupid. Nice to say that broadcast far and wide.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (L6dcX)

237 232 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi)

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She'll just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (GBKbO)

238 Thanks for the Pendragon Merlin tip. I spent 5 hours watching that Friday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ht3QZ)

239 My favorite part of HGWB's funeralizing was seeing Hillary realize she won't have a state funeral.Her face was not grieving the dead but her own death. You could see her want to stomp her cloven feet.

My other favorite part was at the end, when the coffin was leaving, and Jeb throwing President Trump a laser glare with Laura almost crying from a note. GWB looking forward like he knew. Oh, something was in those notes. I think it was this, from Trump:

"We know your Daddy was in Dallas on 11/22/63 and what he did."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk)

240 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure. Hopefully that experience will be sufficient to cause her to run and get elected to the Senate where she can spend the next 36 years becoming a Democrat version of Ms. Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (tqpXi)
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Isn't she going to primary Schumer this year?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

241 That gasoline smell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (Cjt/F)

242 Then I remember it like it was only yesterday...
Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (j10i6)

He's been dead to me for some time.

He knows what he did.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (jhZBj)

243 OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf)

244 >> Smoking hot Congressbade Ana Paulina Luna points out she did want to federalize federal elections just a couple of years ago when Democrats wanted to "restore voter rights" by re-imposing onerous federal "pre-clearance" of laws whenever southern states, and only southern states, wished to change a voting law.

Show us your tits.

There are only a few times I wished Congress was like Mardi Gras. This is one.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (jlI90)

245 Movie content you can use:

Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)

246 LASue, Cowboy covers, feeding , doctoring, range management, fencing repair and a dozen other things and that's just the cows.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (0KSrI)

247 Grew up in NYC when a lot of Puerto Ricans started moving in. Both the Cubans and Blacks hated them, I mean really, really, hated them. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:15 PM (3ImbR)

Saw that too. They think all Puerto Rican men are gay. Not sure why.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (L6dcX)

248 Was he in a tomato patch?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ht3QZ)

249 245 Movie content you can use:

Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)

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"30's nostalgia is a thing, right?"
-some studio exec

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO)

250 >>>The Crime Network is very obviously gone. They have no mojo left. That's why she's left fame-whoring and getting talked down to by deputy ministers from a mini-statelet.
~~~~~

I dunno...she's got that Chucky look about her.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (3ImbR)

251 206 My sister in law is PR. She speaks no Spanish. Her family left PR 80y ago.
Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:09

I meant in PR. Maybe I misread the original comment I was responding to, I thought it was referencing people in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Wmg4n)

252
Why California is broke and Texas isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0JlEzL3Trrc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (kTyBw)

253 Worked with three Puerto Ricans (here in the mainland).
All three didn't want anything to do with the place.

One was particularly upset that, "Nobody calls people from Iowa "Iowans" if they handn't lived there for decades".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (/lPRQ)

254 I am hoping AOC misreads the presidential winds and runs for the Democrat nomination in 2028. That is about 99.9% guaranteed to end up in equal parts hilarity, humiliation, and failure.

I think this Munich trip is her throwing her hat in the ring. And now, she will be running for President the rest of her life.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cxFcK)

255 243 OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Posted by: Delurker at February 16,

A steer? 😂

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (Wmg4n)

256 He was clearly unimpressed with her rant, and that slight smile enraged her. "Okay, grandmother, now calm down..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:12 PM (ZOv7s)

It was beautiful. I've watched it over and over!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)

257 OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf)

A steer

Posted by: Transitioned beef at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (TbWk/)

258
Could AOC be deluded enough to run for prez in 2028? I bet Obama Himself would tell her to step back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (n7rxJ)

259 For all the aos old timers , you will remember ace always blamed the Puerto Rican kids when he screwed up.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (cwGMH)

260 OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 07:16 PM (gtcuf)
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An ox.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)

261 BTW picture this. Since Johnson is from Louisiana, imagine him, hair messed up, beer spilled on his shirt, tie half-tied, three sheets to the wind, and smelling like bourbon. Ana Paulina shows him the goodies and he tosses her some beads.

I’d vote for that.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (jlI90)

262 Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1)

263
I wrote and erotic poem, inspired by Fartman.

"While I screamed, she bent her lips and huge chompers to mine. Kissing and motorboating her huge pendulous and succulent hispanic titties with her delicious chocolate nipples hard as pebbles till veins imploded and exploded, till blood and hot sauce rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting and her juicy booty secreting her musky hispanic womanly scents."

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (et1vG)

264 Cows are female like the Force.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ)

265 >> OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Be careful what you’re mailing there, son.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90)

266 Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk)

267 >> OK, but what's a gender-neutral cow?

Be careful what you’re milking there, son.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (jlI90)

268 That term comes from steerolize.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (ht3QZ)

269 TJM

Then Buck Rogers will be about the tattered remnants of Americans fighting back against their evil Han overlords.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

270
"30's nostalgia is a thing, right?"
-some studio exec

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO)

Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show.

I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

271 Cows are female like the Force.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (ht3QZ)

The future is cows?

Posted by: Pork bellies at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/)

272 [AOC] just end up another not-Kamala to be used up in excitement for a few weeks and discarded once her boomlet subsides. Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That is an acceptable outcome though I could get on board with her ending up pole dancing for tips in a cowboy themed gentlemen's club in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (tqpXi)

273 Rodham had plenty of time to come up with an argument, but she doesn't have one. So only has banging on the table that Trump is trying to be like Putin.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 07:19 PM (Dv3i1)
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She's also ranting to one of the countries that's lukewarm on the whole war in the first place. The Czechs know the score, and don't give a rat's ass about where the border in Ukraine is, because it moves all the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (ZOv7s)

274 Dolly Kyle, one of Billy's old flames, said on a radio interview that she had picked up Hillary at the airport one time as a favor to Bill. She said that Hillary had really strong body odor.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (0nHVk)

Brimstone...it was brimstone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (snZF9)

275 Hillary will never be president.

And nobody will ever shout to her, “show us your tits”.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:21 PM (jlI90)

276 15 I am baffled here, who is advising AOC? Why is she going on about cowboys let alone in such a stupidly ignorant manner?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:26 PM (PYyV9)
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She strikes me as someone who binges those idiotic "history" posts on Tik Tok taking them as fact, when probably 80% are embellished our outright false.

Idiots tend to try and prove their intelliigence by slamming some obscure "fact" on the table without considering the consequences of being proved wrong. Then they default to the "victim status" of "beligerent insistence" mode....or both.

Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske)

277
The guy that auditioned and hired her for the house race ran a pretty good herd on her initially. Some dot Indian guy. I think he got MeTooed and she's been a quivering mass since. She is just not smart. She might be actually retarded.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenlly

I thought that I read he was in the Dims' race for Nanzi's seat against that "He For Sure Is A Groomer And A Pedophile" California state senator.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (xG4kz)

278 'Joe Biden will be feted by South Carolina Democrats later this month, to mark the sixth anniversary of his Palmetto State primary landslide'

Stolen just like his presidential 'victory'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (fd80v)

279 Buck Rogers is more like Late-70s-'80s nostalgia now because of the TV show.

I vaguely remember it as a kid with the furry little robot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)
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Erin Gray. 'Nuff said.

She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s)

280 245 Movie content you can use:

Zeb Wells has been tapped by Legendary to write the screenplay for Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (2GVsD)

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"30's nostalgia is a thing, right?"
-some studio exec
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at February 16, 2026 07:17 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't trust ANYONE that's even close to Hollywood to adapt an IP without destroying it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ESVrU)

281 The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.

Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

282 Well, I'm no fan of Puerto Ricans either ever since Carmen Quintero beat me for the General Excellence Medal in grammar school.

No, I haven't forgotten you, Carmen, you DEI medal stealer.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR)

283 Or am I wrong about the furry little robot and that was from another show.

I remember some kind of bear-looking robot on a sci-fi show.

I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt)

284 Doesn't San Juan have all those castle walls?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ht3QZ)

285 'BREAKING: Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS News' '60 Minutes' -- Variety'

Cooper will leave a gaping hole at CBS News.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 16, 2026 07:23 PM (fd80v)

286 "European Sitzpinklers after telling them to take the dicks out of their mouths and protect their civilization."

This is the kinda poetry I want to see in history books...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (nt9oY)

287 Battlestar Galactica had the dagget.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ht3QZ)

288
Riley needs to grab AOC by her hair, drag her to bed, and put a baby in her.

It's your turn to be the man, ese.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (xG4kz)

289 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (28lDz)

290 281 The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.

Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

Thanks.
I knew it was somewhere.

I remember that robot now.

They were doing Buck Rogers reruns on one of the TV networks a few years ago. I watched a few episodes just to take me back to first grade.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:24 PM (6ydKt)

291 The furry robot was Battlestar Galactica, the robo-Daggit.

Buck got stuck with Twikie, a Thousand Millimeter Reich tall silver robot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)
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The daggit was played by a monkey. Seriously. Monkey in the suit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)

292 Nood

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (cxFcK)

293
I also remember Buck Rogers' sidekick lady in the show had beautiful blue eyes, but I forgot who the actress was.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Erin Gray

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (xG4kz)

294 Erin Gray. 'Nuff said.

She did a guest spot on Magnum p.i. and was stunning in a bikini.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 16, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s)

That's her!

She was beautiful in that show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

295 Yeah, I don't think he got rolled. I think he was a full-on tribalist fool who thought that all illegal aliens are conservative U Miami Law School grads waiting to happen. That immigration bill he was pushing was amnesty in a skin suit. I hope he's seen the error of his ways.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:41 PM (n7rxJ)

He is from Florida, and he had a core constituency of Cubans coming up. There was always a concern about naturalization of that group. Since then we had Biden and seriously has been threatening the Cuban (and other established) communities

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

296 "Anderson Cooper Set to Exit CBS"

Wait, how did he wind up at CBS? He wasn't gay enough for CNN? Next stop: Bravo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (nt9oY)

297 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 07:26 PM (Cjt/F)

298
I have to admire the discipline of AOC's man-harem from her bartending days for keeping those devil's threesome homemade sex tapes of her under wraps for all these years. I mean, she was a bartender in New Yawk, you KNOW that she was down for filming her own home porn movies.

Of course, that's just speculation on my part...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (kTyBw)

299 A gender neutral cowboy is a cowperson.

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A cowthey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 16, 2026 07:27 PM (Vs5rR)

300 160 Hillary's Hell will be her being forced to fellate Nazis for all eternity
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:59 PM (Ggsrp

What did the Nazis do to deserve that?

Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

301 I hope they burned the chair Hillary sat in. Otherwise the plague will return to Europe.

That wench tried to undermine the US government with the Russia hoax. Her and that Twinkie Obama, two cowards, got the men in Benghazi killed. She’s was all in on the COVID undermining of our Bill of Rights. I mean, there’s too much to list. So sit the fuck down you fat ugly cow. You useless stupid piece of shit who will never be president, LOSER. What an angry muffin topped bitch. Can take the heat, fatso? Hey, Trump says hello. From the White House. You know the president who kicked your cottage cheese ass down the stairs. Oh look, he’s wagging his dick at you.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 16, 2026 07:31 PM (jlI90)

302 60 36 Everything Sandy Cortez knows, she just pulled out of her ass.

She does have a Nice Gluteus Maximus though.....

Duct Tape on the mouth and we are set to go.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at February 16, 2026 06:34 PM (J9q9v)

You know, every time you guys start talking about AOC like this, it makes me want to throw up. She is a half step from necrophilia as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Nelly at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (7gpcF)

303 Last?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (Vpqw1)

304 lol, I was referring to how white Sandy is. My mother couldn’t talk to her German grandparents because they spoke no English and she no German.

Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 07:33 PM (GbONR)

305 Anderson Cooper holding a real job would involve a hole in a wall.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 16, 2026 07:43 PM (H0l69)

306 There's an unhealthy obsession with AOC among a certain male demographic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 07:49 PM (jtM2q)

307 "I want us to continue to reduce those barriers to Americans ability to vote,"
They're not barriers to Americans, you frozen bint. They are RESPONSIBILITIES.

Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (XoEtr)

308 It is impossible to plumb the depths of AOC's ignorance, as it apparently has no bounds. Even when it is well known European colonization of the Americas in the 16th-17th Centuries has long shown how much Spain colonized, basically all of South America (excepting Brazil that went Portuguese), she is so completely beholden to fantasies, it is incredible. Plus there were no horses here until the Spaniards brought them. What a maroon.

Posted by: Fritz at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (J7jo9)

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