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1 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at February 14, 2026 04:01 AM (lJ0H4)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 04:01 AM (+YA9H)

3 Morning.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 14, 2026 04:05 AM (BLOW1)

4 Guten motgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at February 14, 2026 04:06 AM (5OgL1)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 14, 2026 04:07 AM (ohOaC)

6 Seems the tech news is about you can't have it or you don't want it.

Disclaimer: Do not.

Well, that sums it up.

Posted by: clarence at February 14, 2026 04:10 AM (5OgL1)

7 “So Japan is planning to jump 20 years into the future in one go.“

This in a nutshell is what American manufacturers or would be manufacturers will be going through for a while. When you give up an industry the brain drain happens rapidly.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 14, 2026 04:10 AM (qlUA+)

8 Speaking of AI slop, Amazon has started forcibly inserting the Rufus AI onto the left side of the main page.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 14, 2026 04:10 AM (/HDaX)

9 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 04:13 AM (Ia/+0)

10 Good morning, fellow suburban robots that monitor reality.

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at February 14, 2026 04:17 AM (unIkQ)

11 I'd like them to quantify what they mean by AI has written ALL the code.

I use AI to write code but there is a give and take by what I write and what I ask the AI to write, which is largely narrow refactoring and not complete writes/re-writes of code and I have to work with it to produce what I want and get a good result.

AI can't deliver new features in and of itself without direction and input.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2026 04:49 AM (XV/Pl)

12
I've got to get to sleep. Nytol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 14, 2026 04:53 AM (n7rxJ)

13 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 14, 2026 04:55 AM (2Ez/1)

14 A bleary morning and possible evening to all the AoSHQ satellites out there. The black cat woke me earlier than I planned, damn his little yellow-gold eyes. Sure, I'll nap this afternoon, but right now I feel as if I've been hauled abruptly out of a dream. Which I have been -- but now I can't recall the dream itself. Grrrr.

It's 58 and foggy here on the weekend before Mawdi Grass, something I don't like to think about. What sort of conditions do you have?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 05:14 AM (wzUl9)

15 Its coffee status I am asking

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 05:16 AM (Ia/+0)

16 A young De Forest Kelley is in his first feature film on Movies!, Fear in the Night, a '47 noir based on a Cornell Woolrich story. The plot: "A man dreams he committed murder, then begins to suspect it was real."

Gotta say, Dee wears a fedora with real style.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 05:19 AM (wzUl9)

17 Phone says 24 degrees now but going to mid 40s today.

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 05:23 AM (Ia/+0)

18 Can I have a Sydney Sweeney 2.0? She brings her own lingerie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 14, 2026 05:25 AM (gVUi7)

19 10 Good morning, fellow suburban robots that monitor reality.
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at February 14, 2026 04:17 AM (unIkQ)

*Sounds* like a bot.

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 05:29 AM (+YA9H)

20
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 14, 2026 05:29 AM (tljrc)

21 19 10 Good morning, fellow suburban robots that monitor reality.
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at February 14, 2026 04:17 AM (unIkQ)

*Sounds* like a bot.
Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 05:29 AM (+YA9H)

Bot is as bot does. I guess.

Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at February 14, 2026 05:34 AM (unIkQ)

22 Speaking of robots, role model for American women Cardi B recently had a bit of a falling out with one...

https://tinyurl.com/2rm5xpv9

Video:
https://youtu.be/AobVl2omj4w

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2026 05:41 AM (2Ez/1)

23 My goodness! Now there's an Olympic curling competition 'Stonegate' controversy involving those beer-swilling Canada hosers.

Was the stoner a tranny? Stay tuned...

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 14, 2026 05:41 AM (gVUi7)

24 Happy St. Valentines Day. I asked Gemini AI to give me a good sentiment for my Valentine and it told me to relate a memory to a current shared event. I cant think of anything. Oh man am I in Trouble.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at February 14, 2026 05:42 AM (YoT4f)

25 24 Happy St. Valentines Day. I asked Gemini AI to give me a good sentiment for my Valentine and it told me to relate a memory to a current shared event. I cant think of anything. Oh man am I in Trouble.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at February 14, 2026 05:42 AM (YoT4f)


Relate a dream you had about the two of you. Unfalsifiable. You're welcome.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Stochastic Relationship Influencer at February 14, 2026 05:44 AM (XPjei)

26 Good morning all. Looks to be another mild day here in western NC. Hope everyone has a good day as well.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 14, 2026 05:47 AM (rHwdW)

27 Repeat- Duo sings "Thank you Lord, for your blessings on me." Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/4f5buzwm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 05:48 AM (7RYym)

28 I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but those curling competitions look awfully....white.

Posted by: Olympic DEI Moniter at February 14, 2026 05:51 AM (4Q0Xg)

29 Request of DuckAi: "In less than fifty words write a Valentine's Day love note to my overweight heavily tattooed and pierced girlfriend with purple hair who is obsessed with Hallmark movies in the voice of William Faulkner."

Response:
"My dearest, in the shadows of our shared moments, your vibrant spirit dances, a beautiful tapestry of ink and color. Like a Hallmark tale, every glance is a whispered promise, every touch a poem. Love, in all its forms, adorns you like the stars upon the night."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2026 05:51 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Big day ahead here in NJ. We are forecast to see mid-40's temperatures this afternoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 05:53 AM (4Q0Xg)

31 Guess I'll need to do a documentary on the Old Negro Curling Leagues.

Posted by: Ken Burns at February 14, 2026 05:53 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Daily Bread devotional -"God's eternally beloved ":

Jeremiah 31:1-4. 7, 9

https://tinyurl.com/57db88p7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 05:54 AM (7RYym)

33 @30

>>Big day ahead here in NJ. We are forecast to see mid-40's temperatures this afternoon.

Looks like the big melt is going to happen over the course of the next couple of weeks.

Which will allow me to start the planning of replacing the front porch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2026 05:55 AM (XV/Pl)

34 Holy cow. I just woke up from a dream where I can into a very dear friend of mine who committed suicide 25 years ago. He and I build an instrument that found the leaks on the Shuttles in 1990.

Because or instrument proved that a group in NASA had been lying for decades, we were punished. I was banned from my lab and Rich was shunned and hassled constantly. He kind of cracked up after I left the Space Center and offed himself.

It was so real, I was looking for a foam plate in the O&C cafeteria after getting off of launch support and decided to have breakfast there instead of going home and falling over. I turn around and saw him standing there, we both shouted out each others names and hugged for a long time. He looked older and grayer. I told him I was looking for a plate and turned and he was gone.

Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 05:56 AM (uvB+6)

35 Teacher turns kids drawings into hats. SunnySkyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2u2sxpax

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 05:57 AM (7RYym)

36 G'morning, all!

27.9 degrees out.

Gonna walk later, thank you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 14, 2026 05:58 AM (iMotb)

37 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2026 05:51 AM (2Ez/1)
==================
That's pretty impressive. After your description of the girlfriend, the AI could just as easily have said "that's a man, baby".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 06:00 AM (4Q0Xg)

38 The world is dying but Christ is on his way to salvage the living and take out the garbage.

Posted by: kingsman at February 14, 2026 06:01 AM (ehY6c)

39 I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but those curling competitions look awfully....white.
Posted by: Olympic DEI Moniter at February 14, 2026 05:51 AM (4Q0Xg)
---
The Jamaican Curling Team was detained at the airport for, uh, irregularities with their luggage.

Posted by: Hermes Conrad at February 14, 2026 06:02 AM (ESVrU)

40 "Black Ice" would be a good name for a BIPOC Curling Team.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Stochastic Relationship Influencer at February 14, 2026 06:04 AM (XPjei)

41 I actually started crying when I woke up. I've never done that ever in my life.

Kind of rattled a six in the morning.

It actually was great seeing him again.

Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 06:05 AM (uvB+6)

42 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Do.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 14, 2026 06:05 AM (i1VVh)

43 38 The world is dying but Christ is on his way to salvage the living and take out the garbage.
Posted by: kingsman at February 14, 2026 06:01 AM (ehY6c)

And in the meantime, there are Totino's pizza rolls!

Posted by: Totino's - Sponsor of the Rapture at February 14, 2026 06:06 AM (LrELU)

44 38 The world is dying but Christ is on his way to salvage the living and take out the garbage.
Posted by: kingsman at February 14, 2026 06:01 AM (ehY6c)

"Salvage" and "garbage" seem to want to end a line of verse:

The world is dying
but Christ is on his way to salvage
the living and take out the garbage.

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 06:10 AM (+YA9H)

45 A beautiful psalm of praise . English actor David Suchet reads Psalm 103.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5ump7n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:14 AM (looXz)

46 Today just seems . . . blah. I'm none too fond of the weekend before Mawdi Grass anyway -- too many once-good and now-bad associations -- and I have no real errands to run or things to do. Yes, there's the library, and maybe the pipe shop, but I can do those almost any time. We're expecting rain tomorrow morning, so I'll wait to wash and detail the car until Sun. afternoon.

Blah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

47 Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 06:05

I am sorry about your friend, but glad you had a positive remembrance of him through a dream.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:15 AM (looXz)

48 And in the meantime, there are Totino's pizza rolls!
Posted by: Totino's - Sponsor of the Rapture at February 14, 2026


***
Was it Totino's which once had an ad campaign, possibly done by Stan Freberg, that featured the Lone Ranger in it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

49 Coffee and a book right now

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 06:17 AM (Ia/+0)

50 Week In Pictures is up

https://tinyurl.com/32v8ujyu

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 06:18 AM (jNPAR)

51 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 14, 2026 06:19 AM (bQ4nt)

52 This ain't over willowing:

The 1968 Thunderbird four-door did in fact have "livery" (suicide/picnic/clamshell) back doors. You can look it up.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 14, 2026 06:20 AM (zdLoL)

53
Shipments of Tachyum's chip were supposed to start in 2027 but with this latest development that might end up being rescheduled to never.

Old: Vaporware

New: Vaporchip

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 06:21 AM (tgvbd)

54 Here's a Totino's commercial:

https://youtu.be/A8WIBv3erj8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2026 06:22 AM (2Ez/1)

55 Good morning, everyone. At the Epoch Times is an article about a legitimate autism center that is struggling to function without federal funds due to the Somalians.

"Beginning in late December 2025, the state began using a new pre-payment review vendor called Optum, which uses artificial intelligence (AI) “at every step” of its claims and reimbursement processes. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz had announced the contract with the new system in late October 2025."

In other words, everything was getting flagged and legitimate businesses are now suffering.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 14, 2026 06:22 AM (7xrfc)

56
I actually started crying when I woke up. I've never done that ever in my life.

Kind of rattled a six in the morning.


Some time ago, I had a dream where Her Majesty and I were arguing and she yelled at me, "Everyone hates you!" I woke up shaking because deep down I suspect that's exactly the case.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 06:24 AM (tgvbd)

57 This ain't over willowing:

The 1968 Thunderbird four-door did in fact have "livery" (suicide/picnic/clamshell) back doors. You can look it up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 14, 2026


***
Was there some question about it during the ONT? I well remember those cars, and thought at the time they were handsome -- but not really a Thunderbird as we'd come to know it. The T-Bird had always been a "personal" car, as they called it then: first a two-seater and then a four, but with two doors. Making it a four-door (and erasing the convertible) seemed odd.

You could still buy the two-door coupe, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

58 And I know we have a group at the Board that doesn't give a *#** about Britain, but I do. I hope this man and his party stays safe and is able to " Make Britain Great Again" Reposted from ONT
Rupert Lowe of "Restore Britain" speaks well of Trump and MAGA at the start of this short video:

https://tinyurl.com/yxp8xz5z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:25 AM (looXz)

59 I have occasionally had dreams featuring the ex- (now late) Mrs. Wolfus No. 2. Mixed dreams they were, with both good and bad elements.

I'd rather not have any more in that line, thank you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:27 AM (wzUl9)

60 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 06:24 AM (tgvbd)

Please try to stop projecting unto other people
Thoughts which they may not have. We are all sinners in need of God's grace, but I've been reading your posts here for quite some time and there's nothing hateful about you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:28 AM (looXz)

61 So, because I was a hard head and didn't want a refresh on how to use the GPS, I took an unexpected detour through the next county until I caved and let it take me into Waco, where I got my bearings.
But, I found a better way to get to places we shop often AND I found a real Barnes and Noble.

I know people can be jerks (it was a 3-jackass trip), but there are usually lovely folks in the cutting table line at the quilt store. Shared interests, I guess.

I brought him some fancy coffee, but I still got a lecture. It's good to be reminded that you yourself can be SO annoying...

Posted by: sal at February 14, 2026 06:29 AM (f+FmA)

62 Mardi Gras

a carnival held in some countries on Shrove Tuesday, most famously in New Orleans: [as modifier] : the Mardi Gras parade.
ORIGIN
French, literally ‘fat Tuesday’, alluding to the last day of feasting before the fast of Lent.

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 06:34 AM (+YA9H)

63 50 Week In Pictures is up

https://tinyurl.com/32v8ujyu
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 06:18 AM (jNPAR)


Midwest Chick's Saturday Meme Drop:

https://tinyurl.com/4btzk74f

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Bay Area Stochastic Meme Maven at February 14, 2026 06:39 AM (XPjei)

64 I feel like the rusted Tin Man these days

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 06:39 AM (Ia/+0)

65 Rupert Lowe of "Restore Britain" speaks well of Trump and MAGA at the start of this short video:
--------
The time for MTUKOGBANIGA has come!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 14, 2026 06:40 AM (i1VVh)

66 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 14, 2026 06:40 AM (i1VVh

I'm sorry. I'm too sleepy to figure out what that acronym means.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:41 AM (looXz)

67 Punxatawney Trump is priceless

Posted by: Accomack at February 14, 2026 06:43 AM (GbONR)

68 8% of Nicaragua entered the US in 4 years.
8% of the entire country.

7% of Cuba.
6% of Haiti.
5% of Honduras.

Mediocre Replacement

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 14, 2026 06:43 AM (gbOdA)

69 65 Rupert Lowe of "Restore Britain" speaks well of Trump and MAGA at the start of this short video:
--------
The time for MTUKOGBANIGA has come!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 14, 2026 06:40 AM (i1VVh)

heh

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 06:43 AM (+YA9H)

70 Mardi Gras

a carnival held in some countries on Shrove Tuesday, most famously in New Orleans: [as modifier] : the Mardi Gras parade.
ORIGIN
French, literally ‘fat Tuesday’, alluding to the last day of feasting before the fast of Lent.
Posted by: m at February 14, 2026


***
Yes. Gawd help us.

I'm still thinking about hitting the road on Monday and driving up to Birmingham to get away from all this -- not to come back until Thursday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)

71 70 I'm still thinking about hitting the road on Monday and driving up to Birmingham to get away from all this -- not to come back until Thursday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:44 AM (wzUl9)

Road trip!

Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 06:46 AM (+YA9H)

72 I'm still thinking about hitting the road on Monday and driving up to Birmingham to get away from all this -- not to come back until Thursday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:44 AM
+++
I'm closer.

Posted by: Mobile at February 14, 2026 06:47 AM (2Ez/1)

73 I'm still thinking about hitting the road on Monday and driving up to Birmingham to get away from all this -- not to come back until Thursday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:44 AM
+++
I'm closer.
Posted by: Mobile at February 14, 2026


***
Yeah, but you have Mawdi Grass stuff too. I'm trying to *avoid* parades. It seems like anytime I go somewhere I hit a parade -- Taos, NM, had one the first time I went, as did NYC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:48 AM (wzUl9)

74 Wolfus,

Why not head east to say Pensacola and check out the beaches? Nothing like the beach to stove off you cares and worries for a while.

Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 06:48 AM (uvB+6)

75 @66/FenelonSpoke: "I'm sorry. I'm too sleepy to figure out what that acronym means."

MTUKOGBANIGA = Make The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland great again.

(I had to look it up.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 06:49 AM (O7YUW)

76 I figured out the "MTUK" part, and the "GA" at the end.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

77 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 06:49

Thanks. I had figured out the first four letters and then gave up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 06:51 AM (rZCVI)

78
Road trip!
Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 06:46 AM (+YA9H)


Nothing more relaxing and liberating than a long, aimless drive, staying off the interstates, stopping at small-town diners to eat, taking in the quotidian countryside. No wonder Leftists want to pack us all into "15-minute cities".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 06:51 AM (tgvbd)

79 (I had to look it up.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


I see the AoS dictionary needs a few updates.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 14, 2026 06:51 AM (7xrfc)

80 Never been to a Mardi gras parade
But often get donuts on Fastnacht day

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 06:53 AM (Ia/+0)

81 Why not head east to say Pensacola and check out the beaches? Nothing like the beach to stove off you cares and worries for a while.
Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026


***
Not a bad idea, if I wait until after Tuesday. They have MG stuff too.

I'd rather go to northern NM again -- but that's a three day drive in each direction.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:54 AM (wzUl9)

82 @57 Was there some question about it during the ONT?

...it’s AI. The only car with suicide doors in that era was the big Lincoln Continental, and that car is no Lincoln.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Someone was...wrong on the Internet! --xkcd

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 14, 2026 06:54 AM (zdLoL)

83 @50/Huck Follywood: "Week In Pictures is up"

Thanks, Huck. The "There are only two genders" one absolutely slayed me. Perfect burn.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 06:54 AM (O7YUW)

84 FTR, I struggle to remember the new "Don't hit 'Continue reading'" rule on less than 5 hours of sleep.

Posted by: pookysgirl, groggy froggy at February 14, 2026 06:55 AM (Wt5PA)

85 Nothing more relaxing and liberating than a long, aimless drive, staying off the interstates, stopping at small-town diners to eat, taking in the quotidian countryside. No wonder Leftists want to pack us all into "15-minute cities".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026


***
I did that when I went to Amarillo in '14, and to Austin in '09. Well, there was some Interstate travel, but I got off the big highway where I could.

In '93 I passed through Hobbs, NM, and thought of the old joke: "First prize in our contest is two days and nights in Hobbs, New Mexico. Second prize is *three* days and nights." But I might appreciate it a lot more now. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:57 AM (wzUl9)

86 “ Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.”

Deutoronomy 6:5

Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2026 06:57 AM (xkNPX)

87 Do not take MTUKOGBANIGA if you are allergic to MTUKOGBANIGA.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 14, 2026 06:58 AM (XPjei)

88 Was there some question about it during the ONT?
*
...it’s AI. The only car with suicide doors in that era was the big Lincoln Continental, and that car is no Lincoln.

Posted by: Tom Servo
*
Someone was...wrong on the Internet! --xkcd
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 14, 2026


***
Wrong on two counts. I think the Lincoln Continental had ended the "suicide doors" style by '68.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

89 FTR, I struggle to remember the new "Don't hit 'Continue reading'" rule on less than 5 hours of sleep.
Posted by: pookysgirl, groggy froggy at February 14, 2026


***
If you click that, does a wardrobe open up? I could hang out with Aslan for a while.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

90
Wasn't MTUKOGBANIGA one of those sooper-sekret CIA programs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 07:00 AM (tgvbd)

91 "Wasn't MTUKOGBANIGA one of those sooper-sekret CIA programs?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

No, it was a poisonous horny gorilla that attacked Captain Kirk.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at February 14, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

92 Life happens while you are making other plans.

Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 07:03 AM (uvB+6)

93 Hey.
We need love too.

Posted by: Poisonous horny gorillas at February 14, 2026 07:04 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Scripture when you feel bad about yourself:

https://tinyurl.com/ypxxwhja

Have a good day everyone. You are a blessing to others!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 14, 2026 07:05 AM (rZCVI)

95 Time I shaved and showered, I guess. I always feel better after I've done those things, even -- or especially -- when I'm sick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

96 @93/Poisonous horny gorillas:

Under the heading of "Killing two birds with one stone":

Find the females who purchased "Morning Glory Milking Farm" and have a party.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 07:07 AM (O7YUW)

97
From the TWIP, "For the dumb MAGAs who don't know the difference". So, then, it's all right to rename it "Gulf of America", right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 07:07 AM (tgvbd)

98 Good morning morons

Saw Joan Jett at the Beacon my h.s. gf worked at a radio station and got tickets.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

99 WiP was pretty good but the end pet memes almost made me choke from laughing

Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 07:10 AM (Ia/+0)

100 100

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 07:12 AM (O7YUW)

101 Someone get m another coffee!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 07:15 AM (O7YUW)

102 No, it was a poisonous horny gorilla that attacked Captain Kirk.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at February 14, 2026 07:01 AM (vFG9F)
====

Actually, that was a mugato. Poisonous too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

103 @102/San Frankpsycho: "Actually, that was a mugato. Poisonous too."

Next creature: Also poisonous.
The drinking water? Poisonous.
How about this fruit? Poisonous.
Oh come on, what about this rock? THIS. IS. AUSTRALIA!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 14, 2026 07:20 AM (O7YUW)

104 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

105 Posted by: pawn at February 14, 2026 05:56 AM (uvB+6)
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May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

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