You the Dog Now Man Cafe

Yoshinoyama, Japan
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I think my paw is broken!

He brought you an early Valentine's day flower.

An AI reconstruction of New York City before it turned into a shithole, circa 1746.

Deep thoughts on the mathematics of size A4 paper. It's a lot better than it sounds.

Dad brings home a stray dog.

Stray dog adopts a master by jumping into her car and refusing to leave.

The notoriously bad 1982 Tron Holiday Special. Disney was so embarrassed about this special they destroyed all copies of it and most people never even heard of it.

Dog reads an interesting email.

Man has always dreamed of throwing a large rock off a cliff.

Herding the statues.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/lOmDoq6tN9
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 10, 2026

Gangsters.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/RnJnY7HhOW
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 12, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

2 !

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2026 07:32 PM (UjdFS)

3 Repost from last thread:

Whig and whigwife
Surgery went well and he is resting in a room. Thank you for all of your prayers and well wishes! 🙏
Posted by: whig's phone

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 07:34 PM (o/rX6)

4 My grandfather worked in San Francisco in the thirties, and my bio-mom was born there. It was a lovely place, and I know that Grammie liked living in the big city.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

5 Comrade Flounder- I missed that and was wondering today how Whig was doing

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 07:36 PM (Ia/+0)

6 LOL, that Tron holiday special. They de-resed Santa!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 12, 2026 07:37 PM (kpS4V)

7
*dusts off hands*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 07:38 PM (tgvbd)

8 Do the little Japanese people who live in that village up top develop one leg shorter than the other? Seems like it would help.

Posted by: Just Soya Dumplings at February 12, 2026 07:39 PM (oftw2)

9 A raised glass for whig and whig wife . May the healing be complete.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 07:40 PM (0KSrI)

10 Post back surgery tip. Hit the morphine machine early and often.

Posted by: Larry Lumbar at February 12, 2026 07:41 PM (oftw2)

11 Deep thoughts on the mathematics of size A4 paper. It's a lot better than it sounds.
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I knew the metric system was nothing but trouble....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 07:41 PM (ESVrU)

12 Sweet looking cars in that video of 1938 San Francisco.

Phantom bucket list of things I'd like to have, but will probably never be able to afford: a late 30's Packard touring sedan.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 07:41 PM (2L+MU)

13 Best wishes for whig and whigwife.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 12, 2026 07:42 PM (xDN0i)

14 The notoriously bad 1982 Tron Holiday Special. Disney was so embarrassed about this special they destroyed all copies of it and most people never even heard of it.
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So the obvious question:

Is it better or worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 07:43 PM (ESVrU)

15 So I read over on DoomHedge that Microsoft AI CEO predicts that within two years AI will take over most white-collar jobs.

CEO of Anthropic, Dario Armodei claims that AI will disrupt at least 50% of entry-level white collar jobs.

• Does the mean we can send all the H1Bs home now?

• Why, exactly, would anyone plop down six figures in debt to get a college degree in anything other than in-person gigs like healthcare?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 07:43 PM (a4flb)

16 Repost from last thread:

Whig and whigwife
Surgery went well and he is resting in a room. Thank you for all of your prayers and well wishes! 🙏
Posted by: whig's phone

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 07:34 PM (o/rX6)

Very cool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 07:43 PM (snZF9)

17 "within two years AI will take over most white-collar jobs."

Remember Y2K when the planes fell from the sky?

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

18 Phantom bucket list of things I'd like to have, but will probably never be able to afford: a late 30's Packard touring sedan.
Posted by: Paco

A lot of Pre-War cars are down in price. No one is still alive who owned one and time marches on.

Posted by: If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of time at February 12, 2026 07:44 PM (oftw2)

19 Good evening everyone!

Posted by: Doof at February 12, 2026 07:46 PM (QMAsf)

20 I wouldn't get anywhere near that rock throwing place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 07:46 PM (Cqx++)

21 When both San Francisco and I were both younger it was one of my favorite cities. It's a shame what's happened to the place.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

22
Is it better or worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The Star Wars one had real stars in it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

23 • Why, exactly, would anyone plop down six figures in debt to get a college degree in anything other than in-person gigs like healthcare?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

For the Revolution, comrade~! Death to the proletariat Oh, wait.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (diia5)

24 Nice film if 30's San Francisco. It's weird to me seeing cars that Baby Face Nelson would drive whizzing around a big metropolis.

SF was still nice enough when I visited in the early 80's, though it had its seedy parts (always did, I'd wager). The Greyhound bus station was a haven for weirdos; maybe they all are.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (kpS4V)

25 The Star Wars one had real stars in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
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Bea Arthur!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (kpS4V)

26 Glad to hear the good news about whig!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 07:50 PM (zYpTz)

27
MJTruthUltra
@MJTruthUltra

Gavin Newsome says he will not sit idly by while Trump saves babies, so he just signed legislation to give $90 million to Planned Parenthood.

https://is.gd/iOUuXt

----------

[Per Brave Search "AI" with my corrections:]

Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Wednesday, February 11, 2026, delivering $90 million in one-time emergency funding to Planned Parenthood and other ~~reproductive health care providers~~ child genocide centers in California. The funding, authorized through Senate Bill 106 by Senator John Laird (D-Santa Cruz), was enacted to counteract devastating federal funding cuts from the Republican-backed "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" (H.R. 1), which barred federal Medicaid funds from going to organizations providing abortion services or ~~reproductive health care~~ euphemistic abortion services.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 07:50 PM (p+XWA)

28 Last vid of the masked dog and cat: Have they been picked up as "persons of interest" in the Guthrie case yet?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 12, 2026 07:50 PM (0vB2I)

29 Sweet looking cars in that video of 1938 San Francisco.

Phantom bucket list of things I'd like to have, but will probably never be able to afford: a late 30's Packard touring sedan.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 07:41 PM (2L+MU)

There was an older dude at a cruise night a couple years ago. He had an absolutely beautiful packard. I can't remember the year, but i think it was somewhere in the 1932 area. Car was off the charts, looked new. He said he was thinking about selling it, and makes a comment along the lines of yeah, I would be lucky if I got 24K for it. I damn near shit my pants. I was soooo tempted. Probably pay it off in months just doing weddings with it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 07:51 PM (snZF9)

30 Well, zipping through the galaxy the stars will be passing you by

Hope everyone has a good night

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

31
Took The Big Dummy to the doggie chiropractor this afternoon. Problem was, he didn't have an appointment. I looked at my calendar. Turns out it was for March 12th at 3:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 07:53 PM (tgvbd)

32 28, fibbies shot the dog

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 12, 2026 07:53 PM (Cjt/F)

33 There is a plethora of masked Mexican wrestlers. They should all be brought in for questioning. Has anyone accounted for the whereabouts of Mil Mascaras on the night in question?

Posted by: Man Of A Thousand Masks at February 12, 2026 07:54 PM (oftw2)

34 Took The Big Dummy to the doggie chiropractor this afternoon. Problem was, he didn't have an appointment. I looked at my calendar. Turns out it was for March 12th at 3:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 07:53 PM (tgvbd)

Later at the bar the dog will say the big dummy took me to vet a month early. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 07:54 PM (snZF9)

35 • Why, exactly, would anyone plop down six figures in debt to get a college degree in anything other than in-person gigs like healthcare?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 07:43 PM (a4flb)

If I had it to do over again, I'd be a plumber.

Or a senator. They make out pretty well.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 07:55 PM (zYpTz)

36 18 A lot of Pre-War cars are down in price. No one is still alive who owned one and time marches on. - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of time

Come to think of it, I did see a 1941 Packard roadster for sale not long ago that seemed reasonable. The first time I ever saw a classic Packard close up was in Phoenix. There was a display of vintage autos in a Marshall Fields-anchored shopping center (this was in the early 90s), and right there in the center of the mall was a line of about a half dozen or so Packards from the 1930s. It was love at first sight.

I will settle for a late 40s Dodge DeSoto. I know those can still be had at fairly reasonable prices.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 07:55 PM (2L+MU)

37 If I had it to do over again, I'd be a plumber.

Or a senator. They make out pretty well.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 07:55 PM (zYpTz)

Women welders/pipefitters pretty much write their own tickets

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)

38 Took The Big Dummy to the doggie chiropractor this afternoon. Problem was, he didn't have an appointment. I looked at my calendar. Turns out it was for March 12th at 3:00.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Who's callin' who Big Dummy?

Posted by: The Big Dummy at February 12, 2026 07:57 PM (oftw2)

39 The antique car club used to do a drive by down my road. The restored car were just beautiful.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 07:57 PM (0KSrI)

40 29 There was an older dude at a cruise night a couple years ago. He had an absolutely beautiful packard. I can't remember the year, but i think it was somewhere in the 1932 area. Car was off the charts, looked new. He said he was thinking about selling it, and makes a comment along the lines of yeah, I would be lucky if I got 24K for it. I damn near shit my pants. I was soooo tempted. Probably pay it off in months just doing weddings with it. - Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Wha...??? I need to start looking at the market again.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 07:58 PM (2L+MU)

41 It's one thing to buy another car, it's another to have a place to put it. A $24k Packard needs a $50k storage building.

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

42 What do you call a progressive Canadian rock band with a yeast infection?

Posted by: Thrush at February 12, 2026 08:00 PM (KAi1n)

43 The Star Wars one had real stars in it."

Welcome back..

Posted by: man at February 12, 2026 08:00 PM (XuXeR)

44 Later at the bar the dog will say the big dummy took me to vet a month early. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 07:54 PM (snZF9)

Lol. Doggehs are smart. That could happen.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 12, 2026 08:00 PM (xDN0i)

45
Later at the bar the dog will say the big dummy took me to vet a month early. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 07:54 PM (snZF9)

__________

*points frantically*

Her Majesty said it was today. I was just following orders!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 08:00 PM (tgvbd)

46 17 "within two years AI will take over most white-collar jobs."

Remember Y2K when the planes fell from the sky?
Posted by: fd

I remember when Net Neutrality was repealed. Billions died. The few living now envy the dead!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 12, 2026 08:01 PM (cHNrw)

47 Wha...??? I need to start looking at the market again.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 07:58 PM (2L+MU)

yeah I don't know if the dude was losing it, but when he said that I asked again to make sure I didn't hear it wrong. It was a midnight blue, and was stellar. The engine compartment was stellar. It ran like a top. Quiet, no smoke. I want to kick myself in the ass for not pursuing that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 08:01 PM (snZF9)

48 Some nostalgia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRml9jU4M

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 12, 2026 08:02 PM (KAi1n)

49 Her Majesty said it was today. I was just following orders!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 08:00 PM (tgvbd)

That's what the Germans said when they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 12, 2026 08:02 PM (xDN0i)

50 27
MJTruthUltra
@MJTruthUltra

Gavin Newsome says he will not sit idly by while Trump saves babies, so he just signed legislation to give $90 million to Planned Parenthood.

https://is.gd/iOUuXt

----------

[Per Brave Search "AI" with my corrections:]

Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Wednesday, February 11, 2026, delivering $90 million in one-time emergency funding to Planned Parenthood and other reproductive health care providers child genocide centers in California. The funding, authorized through Senate Bill 106 by Senator John Laird (D-Santa Cruz), was enacted to counteract devastating federal funding cuts from the Republican-backed "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" (H.R. 1), which barred federal Medicaid funds from going to organizations providing abortion services or reproductive health care euphemistic abortion services.
Posted by: ShainS

He's going to run for President and he can win. Those childless harpies and drunken wine moms vote too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (cHNrw)

51 It's one thing to buy another car, it's another to have a place to put it. A $24k Packard needs a $50k storage building.

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

Just a $200 sawzall to cut the hole in the wall to fit it in my living room. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (snZF9)

52 Is it better or worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The Star Wars one had real stars in it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

Speaking of the Star Wars Christmas special, here is Professor Tosspots review. Some salty language for you under 29 kids. Goes to YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/mtpanrh9

Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (GGatE)

53 39 The antique car club used to do a drive by down my road. The restored car were just beautiful. - Ben Had

The most beautiful old car I ever saw was a 1947 Lincoln-Continental at a car show in Richmond, VA. Absolutely fabulous restoration. Maroon convertible, tan roof and tan interior. If the owner had left the keys in the ignition, I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't have simply driven off in it.

I did actually take a ride in a 1939 Cadillac one time. The dad of one of my buddies had quite a collection of vintage cars, and I cajoled him into letting his son drive me over to a girl's house to pick up some Cuban cigars she had brought back from England. I rented white tie and tails for the occasion. Would have been around 1973 or 1974, I believe. What a golden age it seems, now.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 08:05 PM (2L+MU)

54
I think cross-country ski racing is as close as you can come to dying without doing so. Cross the finish line and collapse like you've been shot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 08:06 PM (tgvbd)

55 51 It's one thing to buy another car, it's another to have a place to put it. A $24k Packard needs a $50k storage building. - fd

It would fit in my garage, And I could sleep in the back seat with a shotgun. Or are you talking about climate control? That could be an issue.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 08:07 PM (2L+MU)

56
Good evening, everyone!

Great news Mrs. WhigWife! Prayers for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 08:08 PM (QVmho)

57
Question about the pic up top.

Didn't Wolverine fight his way through a metric shite tonne (see how I used the euroweenie measuring system Perfessor?) Of ninjas in a movie?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 08:09 PM (QVmho)

58 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 08:12 PM (77rzZ)

59 "Just a $200 sawzall to cut the hole in the wall to fit it in my living room. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division"

That's the spirit! And once you get it inside, there's a whole 'nother living room inside the car

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

60 Tomorrow is Friday the 13th

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 08:13 PM (Cqx++)

61 This area is a mecca for classic cars. In the summer and fall there are Cars and Coffee events on many weekends and there are two very rich guys with their own museums. We also get a bunch of car and bike clubs that visit.

Jay Leno has a home here and he's a big part of the classic car community. Nice guy too.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m)

62 >>>Gangsters..

I'm trying to think about the appropriate penalty for people who dress their pets in costumes. Clearly the death penalty is too extreme, but at the same time there does need to be some serious consequences.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2026 08:15 PM (syz1S)

63 Question about the pic up top.

Didn't Wolverine fight his way through a metric shite tonne (see how I used the euroweenie measuring system Perfessor?) Of ninjas in a movie?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 08:09 PM (QVmho)
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Yep. In "The Wolverine."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 08:16 PM (ESVrU)

64 I would buy a limousine with a built in bar so I could drive myself to drink

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 08:16 PM (0KSrI)

65 37
'Women welders/pipefitters pretty much write their own tickets'

Sandra Fluke was kind of a pipefitter.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 08:16 PM (fd80v)

66 I don't think you measure ninjas by the tonne, I think you measure them by the hogshead, though Japanese measurements might be more appropriate

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 08:17 PM (rbvCR)

67 Speaking of the Star Wars Christmas special, here is Professor Tosspots review. Some salty language for you under 29 kids. Goes to YouTube.

https://tinyurl.com/mtpanrh9
Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (GGatE)
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Heh. That review is definitely worth watching!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 08:18 PM (ESVrU)

68 I would buy a limousine with a built in bar so I could drive myself to drink

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 08:16 PM (0KSrI)

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Howdy Darlin'!

Wifey and I both got a good chuckle from that one ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 08:18 PM (cI5wi)

69 ShainS, big hug to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 08:19 PM (0KSrI)

70
I'm trying to think about the appropriate penalty for people who dress their pets in costumes.

____________

Dogs utterly hate it. You can see it in their eyes that they're being humiliated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2026 08:20 PM (tgvbd)

71 Stray dog adopts a master by jumping into her car and refusing to leave.

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Back when I used to work for a living, I represented a client who was like dirt bag. After he got out of prison, he was accused of (and guilty of) violating the no contact order with his victim/wife. He told me how they had met. He was driving down the street in olden days before car air-conditioning was common so he had his windows down. He stopped for a red light and a whole running from her pimp jumped in the window and the rest is history.

(I also noticed during that trial the priorities of their clique. A point at trial was whether he turned left or right when he left the drug rehab where he had gone to find his wife. The witnesses testified that he either went in the direction of one liquor store or another liquor store. If it had been me, I'd have testified he went toward the office store where I bought my legal pads, pens, and shit.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 08:20 PM (J+Psw)

72 I’m glad Whig is doing OK. But post-operative recovery in the hospital - I mean, what kind of lame ass excuse is that?? We need his wit and wisdom, and erudite prose.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 12, 2026 08:21 PM (pZq2R)

73 72 I’m glad Whig is doing OK. But post-operative recovery in the hospital - I mean, what kind of lame ass excuse is that?? We need his wit and wisdom, and erudite prose.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 12, 2026 08:21 PM (pZq2R)

I mean. Surely they have wi-fi.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 08:22 PM (zYpTz)

74 Presume a giant spherical giraffe

https://bit.ly/4audyx3

Posted by: mindful webworker - blowin' in the wind at February 12, 2026 08:23 PM (6hyzx)

75 Libs of TicTok
They'll lie about anything to protect criminal illegals.
(25 sec propaganda video)

https://bit.ly/3M92QnH

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's what they do at February 12, 2026 08:26 PM (6hyzx)

76 Dogs utterly hate it. You can see it in their eyes that they're being humiliated.

Had to shut that down a couple times with the wife and daughter. Yeah - they hate it. Especially the crap on the head.

Now - the jackets ? You see dogs come to like it. But the stuff on the face and head are a No Go.

Posted by: Meh at February 12, 2026 08:26 PM (uIsCr)

77 Cats are weird.

Allie is perched on the corner of my desk, attempting to turn one of my hats into her pillow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)

78 Looks like the Guthrie kidnapping suspect is a Mexican Luchador.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 08:29 PM (8zz6B)

79 Cowboy Kent Rollins: Traditional Corned Beef Hash, "The Cowboy President" Teddy Roosevelt's Favorite Recipe (14:05)
https://youtu.be/LAtdVE8xAU4

Yum

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's what they do at February 12, 2026 08:30 PM (6hyzx)

80 "Just a $200 sawzall to cut the hole in the wall to fit it in my living room. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division"

That's the spirit! And once you get it inside, there's a whole 'nother living room inside the car

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

I know somebody who did it. He cut a hole in the back of the garage wall and the nose of his car now sits in his family room.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 08:30 PM (snZF9)

81 Tomorrow is Friday the 13th
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

*Grabs hockey mask and machete*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2026 08:31 PM (HinvH)

82 Sweet looking cars in that video of 1938 San Francisco.

Strobe light beam, creates dreams
Walls move, minds do too
On a warm San Franciscan night

Old child, young child
Feel all right
On a warm San Franciscan night...

Posted by: The Animals at February 12, 2026 08:33 PM (Ksqrb)

83 Hospitals are dangerous places. Sick people are there.
Sometimes really sick people.
I got the only skin infection ever i my 29+ years in ICU.
They never cleaned the O2 sensor apparently.
Go home. Go home quick. Go home hurting, whatever, just get home.

Posted by: MkY at February 12, 2026 08:33 PM (q6tQZ)

84
Another lunar eclipse is coming up Mar. 3rd. It will be visible over the US early in the morning, but it will be setting before it ends from most of us in the US. Here to the east where I'm at, it will set right around sunrise before the total phase ends.

To the West, it will set after totality ends. AK and Seattle and some of Oregon will see the whole thing.

Using the silly Moon names, this will be a Blood Worm Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 12, 2026 08:35 PM (w6EFb)

85 >>Go home. Go home quick. Go home hurting, whatever, just get home.

Read my mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m)

86 Go home. Go home quick. Go home hurting, whatever, just get home.
Posted by: MkY at February 12, 2026 08:33 PM (q6tQZ)

*fistbump

Didn't even have my kids at the hospital. Those places are dangerous.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 08:37 PM (zYpTz)

87 Didn't even have my kids at the hospital. Those places are dangerous.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

You just bit on a piece of leather and pushed hard, didn't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2026 08:48 PM (cYBz/)

88 He's going to run for President and he can win. Those childless harpies and drunken wine moms vote too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (cHNrw)
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His wife made a scene elbowing him out of the way at the press conference to scold the press for not asking about it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)

89 Oh gosh Ace! Thank you for so many lovely dog stuff🐶!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2026 08:49 PM (LNeRu)

90 I play golf with a PhD that got her doctorate questioning whether nurses are trained adequately in the various disciplines of medicine.
No. They are not.
Foreign nurses should not be allowed.

Posted by: MkY at February 12, 2026 08:52 PM (q6tQZ)

91 "Those childless harpies and drunken wine moms vote too."

Didn't all those harpies annd wine moms vote for kammie?

How did that work out?

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 12, 2026 08:52 PM (VxFiM)

92 Penguin free, penguin free, thank the Ewok we're penguin free!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2026 08:56 PM (GZUsC)

93 My experience with cats is that if you try to put a costume or a leash on them they immediately flop over and refuse to move.

404 cat is real.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)

94 As always, and as usual, the Cafe is the figurative dose of Demerol needed to get some sense, calm and charity back in one's spirit at the end of the day

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards at February 12, 2026 08:59 PM (9Ai3Q)

95 Great grandpa lived in CA orange farm until cataracts got him and the family crossed the desert in a Model A to bring him home.

Posted by: braenyard at February 12, 2026 09:02 PM (l+L6V)

96 10 Post back surgery tip. Hit the morphine machine early and often.
Posted by: Larry Lumbar
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No machine at the hospital. Moon eyes to the nurse.

Good show Whig. God bless and Mrs. Whig too.

Posted by: braenyard at February 12, 2026 09:06 PM (l+L6V)

97 You just bit on a piece of leather and pushed hard, didn't you?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2026 08:48 PM (cYBz/)

LOL, pretty much. I cried some.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 12, 2026 09:09 PM (zYpTz)

98 So, why do we have to spend time talking about politics on the fine Cafe? We do this all day.
Thanks to Ace for sharing the soft side of life...
See y'all upstairs my Moron pals🙂

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 12, 2026 09:12 PM (LNeRu)

99 17 "within two years AI will take over most white-collar jobs."

Remember Y2K when the planes fell from the sky?
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

I'm old enough to remember hearing that teachers would be obsolete in 2000 because of computers.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 09:14 PM (hJH5n)

100 I would buy a limousine with a built in bar so I could drive myself to drink
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2026 08:16 PM

I'm going to stay home, save gas, and spend it on good bourbon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 09:14 PM (PrvRk)

101 90 I play golf with a PhD that got her doctorate questioning whether nurses are trained adequately in the various disciplines of medicine.
No. They are not.
Foreign nurses should not be allowed.

Posted by: MkY at February 12, 2026 08:52 PM (q6tQZ)

After "Nurses on TikTok", I've got serious questions about US training as well.

Posted by: moki at February 12, 2026 09:16 PM (wLjpr)

102 I'm going to stay home, save gas, and spend it on good bourbon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Sounds good. You man the grill and I’ll make a salad and set the table.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2026 09:16 PM (IhIKR)

103 AI is coming. Ignore this at your peril.

Posted by: White Collar Slob at February 12, 2026 09:17 PM (qUkBO)

104 He's going to run for President and he can win. Those childless harpies and drunken wine moms vote too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 12, 2026 08:04 PM (cHNrw)

One glaring weakness -

he governs a one-party state. He has never had to truly compete for...anything.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 09:18 PM (hJH5n)

105 • Why, exactly, would anyone plop down six figures in debt to get a college degree in anything other than in-person gigs like healthcare?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 07:43 PM (a4flb)

Or medical care?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 09:19 PM (hJH5n)

106 It was a wonderful day and I spent time digging up blackberry roots. That was the best part of the day.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 09:20 PM (rbvCR)

107 he governs a one-party state. He has never had to truly compete for...anything.
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He will be an American Trudeau. Only worse.

Posted by: Revenge of the AWFLs at February 12, 2026 09:20 PM (qUkBO)

108 One of the kittens got stuck in the pantry, and the other kitten has spent the last hour trying to dig her out.
They are so sweet, but I wish they would yowl instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2026 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

109 I knew the metric system was nothing but trouble....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 07:41 PM (ESVrU)

Try ordering a quarter pounder with cheese in a McDonald's in Paris.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at February 12, 2026 09:22 PM (hJH5n)

110 Olympics coverage.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 09:23 PM (hJH5n)

111 107
'He will be an American Trudeau. Only worse.'

The final discrediting of democracy

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 09:23 PM (fd80v)

112
Spongebob | ( • )( • ) |
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Plankton | (•

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Mr. Krabs |•||•|

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 09:24 PM (QVmho)

113

Ahhh, man! I've been pixied.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 09:26 PM (QVmho)

114 Things don't work the way they used to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 09:30 PM (Cqx++)

115 I'm going to stay home, save gas, and spend it on good bourbon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Sounds good. You man the grill and I’ll make a salad and set the table.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2026 09:16 PM

Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 09:30 PM (PrvRk)

116 New York in 1746 kinda was a shithole. No sanitation.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 12, 2026 09:31 PM (MZ+PY)

117 106 It was a wonderful day and I spent time digging up blackberry roots. That was the best part of the day.
Posted by: Kindltot

Nope.

The best part of your day is when you go to bed with your wife, tell her you love her and eventually fall asleep holding her hand.

You are so very blessed. All y’all who have that option. Peace and love be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2026 09:31 PM (IhIKR)

118 There is much iron in nurse's words.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 09:32 PM (PrvRk)

119 Not a good day to be Barry Obama. First Trump and Zeldin killed Obama's bullshit 2009 EPA Endangerment Finding that opened the door to years of green shit and cost over a trillion if forced regulations and now this.

>>@alx

>>BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

120 Things don't work the way they used to.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 09:30 PM

Thankfully, that is, how you say, not the case yet.

Posted by: Paolo at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (b8wvu)

121
It was a wonderful day and I spent time digging up blackberry roots. That was the best part of the day.
Posted by: Kindltot

Yeah, i donated $1k to governor MeMaw to register two motorcycles, and two vehicles today. Olde girl wants her cut.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 09:34 PM (QVmho)

122 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2028 at February 12, 2026 09:35 PM (nWPIJ)

123 I bet the horse would prefer me over Hillary.

Posted by: Catherine II at February 12, 2026 09:39 PM (gKWVE)

124 Huh. It is amazing all these people are going down over links to epsteein. I mean it is not morals- all of these fuckers are evil. So why?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

125 Has Whoopi addressed her appearance in the Epstein files on The View?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 12, 2026 09:41 PM (xDN0i)

126 >>BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

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That is awesome.
Epstein is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2026 09:41 PM (nWPIJ)

127 Huh. It is amazing all these people are going down over links to epsteein. I mean it is not morals- all of these fuckers are evil. So why?
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Most of these people rose to a position where "little people's" concerns for food and shelter and the ability to pay the monthly bills *vanished*. They became "gods". And they were found lacking.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 09:42 PM (Cjcf6)

128 Epstein is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Cicero

*sits this one out*

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at February 12, 2026 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

129 124 Huh. It is amazing all these people are going down over links to epsteein. I mean it is not morals- all of these fuckers are evil. So why?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

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So you think you can play the fiddle, son?

Posted by: The Devil Down in Georgia at February 12, 2026 09:43 PM (nWPIJ)

130 >>Huh. It is amazing all these people are going down over links to epsteein. I mean it is not morals- all of these fuckers are evil. So why?

I imagine Goldman Sachs probably doesn't want a chief legal officer with close ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Not good for the image.

And it sounds like Arizona is next in the barrel over 2020 election cheating. So much shit is happening so fast it's hard to keep up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)

131 That A4 YouTube video is a EuroTrash faggotry enlistment video.

The metric system is a tool of the devil for anything other than science, and those who support it are profoundly disturbed, and need an exorcism and a beating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 09:47 PM (n9ltV)

132 And it sounds like Arizona is next in the barrel over 2020 election cheating. So much shit is happening so fast it's hard to keep up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:47 PM (viF8m)

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It is wonderful to watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2026 09:48 PM (nWPIJ)

133
BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: JackStraw

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FUCKING AWESOME. I was just re-reading her communications with him and her breezy, flat-out dismissal -- THROUGH A SPOKESPERSON -- WHAT LAWYER DOESN'T SPEAK FOR HERSELF?? -- of all impropriety, and getting that sinking feeling of watching an evil bitch get away with everything. This is a ray of sunshine!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 09:48 PM (n7rxJ)

134 Interesting that the car drivers in the 1938 video are likely driving the same cars a decade later.

By 1942, production of new civilian passenger cars was severely limited and then fully stopped. Full-scale normal production didn't return until around 1946–1949.

Posted by: Joemarine at February 12, 2026 09:49 PM (y171U)

135
it sounds like Arizona is next in the barrel over 2020 election cheating. So much shit is happening so fast it's hard to keep up.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Is Georgia actually in the barrel? I have strong vibes that #NothingWillHappen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 09:50 PM (n7rxJ)

136 BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

Now do that harridan at JP Morgan; Mary Erdoes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 09:52 PM (n9ltV)

137 This is a ray of sunshine!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 09:48 PM (n7rxJ)

If she keeps her restricted stock, then it is a cover-up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 09:53 PM (n9ltV)

138 119 >>BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

Jack, are you sure this is not a pretext to justify the resignation of Howard Lutnick?

Posted by: Joemarine at February 12, 2026 09:56 PM (y171U)

139 This Epstein stuff gets weirder and weirder. The guy seemed to be at the center of all power people in the West. And all power people in the West seem to be completely vulnerable to sketchy illegal physical desires no matter how old they are. Displaying all the moral judgement and lack of worry about consequences of buzzed 16 year olds at their first party. Where did Epstein really come from? Who put him in this position?How would he be able to convince all these people who should have been around the block a few times to go along with his ideas? At least Diddy was dealing with young people who really wanted to be stars, so you can see how he did it...

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 12, 2026 09:57 PM (s7ncT)

140 BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

Now do that harridan at JP Morgan; Mary Erdoes.
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That CEO needs to go too. He did nothing to prevent Trump from being de-banked.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 09:57 PM (Cjcf6)

141 My parents called in an exorcism for me once.
Then they had to file a missing-persons report.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 09:57 PM (gKWVE)

142 >>Is Georgia actually in the barrel? I have strong vibes that #NothingWillHappen.

Lots of stuff is already happening in Georgia. What ultimately happen remains to be seen but the FBI/DOJ raiding Fulton County election HQ is not nothing and it wasn't done for yucks.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

143 I'll say it again

Epstein was a 5 eyes asset.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 09:58 PM (7X7ea)

144 Epstein is also an example of what a 5 eyes deficit is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 10:00 PM (7X7ea)

145 >>Jack, are you sure this is not a pretext to justify the resignation of Howard Lutnick?

Trump was asked about Lutnick today and he brushed it off so I'd be surprised if he was forced out.

This is the problem with a massive drop like this. Lots of people are in the documents, over 3 million and counting, and many are innocent like Trump. Lutnick has been a big time money player in NYC for a long time and his meetings with a rich guy like Epstein could be just 2 rich guys in the very elite rich guy club in NYC. But we'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)

146 >>BREAKING: Former Obama official Kathryn Ruemmler resigns from Goldman Sachs over links to Jeffrey Epstein.
Posted by: JackStraw

If it were just some industrial grade money laundering, of which there apparently ZERO bank records, you'd think they'd weather it out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 12, 2026 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

147 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 10:05 PM (zZu0s)

148 117 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2026 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

149 >>If it were just some industrial grade money laundering, of which there apparently ZERO bank records, you'd think they'd weather it out.

I've been on team Epstein was an intel asset for a long time and that's he was allowed to live his perverted life style and get to meet so many high level movers and shakers. He was a money guy and knew how to make back channel deals for the elite including government(s).

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 10:06 PM (viF8m)

150 That A4 YouTube video is a EuroTrash faggotry enlistment video.

The metric system is a tool of the devil for anything other than science, and those who support it are profoundly disturbed, and need an exorcism and a beating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The A4 sheet is not even in hard metric dimensions and does not do anything the 'A' size std drawing sheets do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 12, 2026 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)

151 CBD, my hematologist's assistant always gives me my height and weight in metric. I surprised myself the last visit by saying, What is that in American?

She looked startled, but she figured it out.

Posted by: Wenda at February 12, 2026 10:18 PM (v9ee3)

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