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Real Axios Headline: "Crime Plunges In Major Cities Despite Trump's Crackdown Rhetoric"
You mean, despite his rhetoric calling for a crime crackdown followed by a genuine crackdown?
As you probably know, the left-wing treasonous press has a long history of headlines of this kind. Fox Butterfield of the New York Times would routinely write this same headline, again and again, during the fall in crime during the nineties: Crime Falls Despite Increases in Incarceration It never occurred to Fox Butterfield, or his many layers of editors at the New York Times, that crime was falling precisely because of increases in the incarceration of criminals. And the spirit of Fox Butterfield now lives on at Politico for Kidz, Axios. Axios deleted the headline because conservatives Seized on it (and also, there was reportedly some pouncing), but people did get screencaps:Yup pic.twitter.com/F6IMqg4Bnk
— 🌶️ 🍜 (@SpicyNoodles2) February 11, 2026
This ridiculous framing is why Americans don’t trust the media.
— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) February 11, 2026
President Trump securing the border, mobilizing federal law enforcement to arrest violent criminals, and deporting the worst of the worst illegal aliens is EXACTLY what’s driving the massive drop in crime. pic.twitter.com/yfiC4BUHbt
One of the largely unsung victories of the Trump administration over its first year in office is the fact that overall crime rates -- and the murder rate specifically -- PLUMMETED in 2025, thanks to many of the administration's policies. According to the independent, nonpartisan Council on Criminal Justice, robberies dropped by 23 percent, carjackings by 43 percent (wow!), gun assaults by 22 percent, aggravated assaults by 9 percent, and homicides by 21 percent.
Advertisement To any rational person, it's not difficult to understand why this happened. Despite attempts by Democrats to incite violence across the country and leftist judges to release recidivist criminals, federal authorities are cracking down on violent offenders. We're also not seeing cries to 'defund the police,' as the left has switched its focus to hating ICE and protecting illegal criminals. Most obviously, however, is the fact that the Trump administration completely shut down illegal border crossings. We're no longer seeing a massive flood of criminals invading the southern border...
Today’s reminder that the @nytimes is a total joke… pic.twitter.com/pHKK9XkOD8
— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) January 23, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 02:12 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at February 11, 2026 02:12 PM (efuu+)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:13 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Max Power at February 11, 2026 02:13 PM (SlwD6)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 11, 2026 02:13 PM (bjzGJ)
Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 11, 2026 02:14 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 11, 2026 02:14 PM (bjzGJ)
Posted by: jmel at February 11, 2026 02:15 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2026 02:15 PM (JEVZG)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2026 02:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2026 02:17 PM (AlhUl)
LOL Bonchie on this headline:
Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
7h
Do you think they have a special room where they stick interns to torture headlines like this?
Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (+YA9H)
Even in the way they are trying to employ it...it's a non-sequitur.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2026 02:15 PM (JEVZG)
I was assured repeatedly by the expert class that 'immigrants' were far more law abiding than the citizenry in general.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (cA9ON)
Why this is just insane, no rational world acts like this!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (rbvCR)
@bonchieredstate
7h
Do you think they have a special room where they stick interns to torture headlines like this?
Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (+YA9H)
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That dude is annoying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: MFM at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (cu5hY)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (jc0TO)
I'm no statistician, but I'm going to say it's directly tied to the staggering drop in government employment, welfare fraud, population of illegals, and Democrat power.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (DD6gL)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: fd at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (5cmwp)
Morbid Obesity plunges despite large food shortage/famine.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (IifOV)
Now that Trump is sending these diverse cancer researchers back home there are fewer people to rape, murder, arson, mug, and rape the people Americans won't...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (JoLAO)
Posted by: MFM at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (Kt19C)
Uh huh, sure, ICE arresting and removing 100+ TdA had nothing to do with it you guyz!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)
Lowest murder rate since 1900 I read somewhere. Please God let it be true! A huge achievement!
I've also read that USA EtOH consumption is declining, distilleries going out of business, etc. THAT would reduce violent crime all by itself.
Maybe a GOOD cultural change has arrived for a change.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: MFM at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (cu5hY)
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It's the thing that connects pairs of wheels on your car, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (JoLAO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (Riz8t)
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Reasoning is racist and sexist.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (AlhUl)
I mean we all understand what they were trying to do here, but not being very bright, and totally blinded by ideology, they completely screwed it up. Still, it would amuse me as they struggle to come up with some explanation that doesn't make them look like the utter hacks we know them to be.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)
Even in the way they are trying to employ it...it's a non-sequitur.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:18 PM (gH8T+)
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"People thought Trump saying things would make reality happen. Well, the reality he said came to pass, but it wasn't because of the words he said. Trump is powerless!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Who are they trying to convince of this? Us or themselves?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (nO8M5)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 11, 2026 02:22 PM (s19xO)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM (Riz8t)
To deny Trump any credit. And insulate all his opposition from blame.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:23 PM (rbvCR)
I'm no statistician, but I'm going to say it's directly tied to the staggering drop in government employment, welfare fraud, population of illegals, and Democrat power.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (DD6gL)
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I guess they've finally found the jobs Americans won't do.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 11, 2026 02:23 PM (AlhUl)
I'm no statistician, but I'm going to say it's directly tied to the staggering drop in government employment, welfare fraud, population of illegals, and Democrat power.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (DD6gL)
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Completely unrelated:
Democrat PACs and directly tied organizations have 1/3 the money as GOP organizations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM
It's a gluten free cereal for adults who wear onsie pajamas all weekend.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 11, 2026 02:23 PM (IifOV)
*fake talking point that is contradicted when you use the correct term of “ILLEGAL immigrant”
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: fly gal at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (0XtpM)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (QuWCM)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (gH8T+)
Drug related arrests account for over a quarter of all arrests nationwide. Drugs are involved in over 50% of all homicides. With Trump’s significant increase in arrests for drugs like fentanyl, an increase in drug seizures combined with less illegal drugs coming across the border and ultimately a shrinking number of related deaths we have, miraculously, an overall crime drop.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (JEVZG)
Democrat PACs and directly tied organizations have 1/3 the money as GOP organizations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching
DNC has less CoH than debt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ripley at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (GUOwU)
If only the Republican party had fought them 40 years ago.
(God Bless Rush Limbaugh, Andrew Breitbart and the others who did.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (cuae1)
Posted by: The Margins at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (GGatE)
DNC has less CoH than debt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (MGB5H)
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I remember when 2018 was full of "The Democrat cash advantage will lead to a Democrat majority in the Senate," headlines and stories.
You know,...the year that the GOP gained 2 Senate seats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (oftw2)
I've noticed a lot of that on lefty sites - they'll give you legal immigrant crime numbers and just pretend that is what the debate is about.
And, IIRC, committing a crime will invalidate you from getting citizenship normally so when you consider most criminals are regularly committing crimes, legal immigrants are a self selected less crime group...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
Unexpectedly
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: one hour sober at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (oZ51P)
Maybe Wes Moore hasn't made up the numbers yet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (UxJD/)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (DgMqy)
And, IIRC, committing a crime will invalidate you from getting citizenship normally so when you consider most criminals are regularly committing crimes, legal immigrants are a self selected less crime group...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)
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"I just want those who committed the civil infraction of being here illegally get the civil remedy."
"That's great! I'm so glad you're so reasonable!"
"The civil remedy is deportation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
Next time try to be less amusing and less irritating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (n9ltV)
Out: Eyes Wide Shut
In: Dentures on the Floor
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)
That's odd. I would have thought the biggest drops would be in blue "sanctuary" states and cities where Trump went in and enforced the laws that the local cocksuckers wouldn't. Such as DC and MN.
I assume the big drop is due almost solely to Trump shutting down the illegal invasion. Fewer scumbags get in. More ICE arrests and deportations.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 11, 2026 02:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:28 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 11, 2026 02:28 PM (xFfhU)
"The civil remedy is deportation."
And of course....
The left: How dare Trump call these vibrant, rich cultures our documented immigrants are coming from shitholes. Only a racist would disparage such wonderful places
Also the left: Sending these people home is like sending Jews to NAZI Germany!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)
That's odd. I would have thought the biggest drops would be in blue "sanctuary" states and cities where Trump went in and enforced the laws that the local cocksuckers wouldn't. Such as DC and MN.
I assume the big drop is due almost solely to Trump shutting down the illegal invasion. Fewer scumbags get in. More ICE arrests and deportations.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
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FL still has their own little cadre of magistrate judges who want to let out criminals because of feelings.
The cops contacting ICE for deportation before they ever get to a judge endruns that process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: nckate at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 11, 2026 02:19 PM
Means "worthy" in Greek. Which makes me laugh every time I see the complete crapfest that is Axios the publication.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (JEVZG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (n5tGW)
This is because their entire worldview is based on magical thinking.
Close your eyes and wish HARD ENOUGH and you can make all your dreams come true!
(A sprinkling of pixie dust is optional.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
What'd I do?
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Operator Error at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (KIj8N)
I did today. I can't get rid of them without reloading AOSHQ.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (JEVZG)
For 80 years ODs, drug crimes, drug violence, destruction of sovereignty to maintain drug production, drug trafficking and general property crime to fund addictions have been just a cost of keeping the CIA funded for
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 11, 2026 02:31 PM (RQM7/)
Posted by: Inspecteur Clouseau at February 11, 2026 02:31 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: jmel at February 11, 2026 02:15 PM (RWHIh)
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It's going to be EPIC.
President Trump is going to ram all his accomplishments down the throats of the Democrats, one by one by one until they choke on them.
Every single Democrat in attendance (if there are any) will look like they've been sucking on an entire grove of lemon trees.
Their "rebuttal" will be weak and pathetic, just like them. Maybe they'll get Tim Walz to deliver it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
Even that idiotic fag Tony Shalhoub bread show (recommended by people here no less) was a giant weepy pussyfest about the importance of "immigrants". But of course the kind leftards sop up - the safe kind who do their cooking and never come into their neighborhoods.
All vaginal propaganda. Like if you are trying to stop illegals from raping your family or slamming trucks into them on the highway it's because you're a hypocrite who doesnt worship "immigrants" but likes to do hypocrite things like eat.
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (oZ51P)
Unexpertedly!
Posted by: ...
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I resent that! After all, I have a Jounalism degree! I'm...I'm... credentialed !
Posted by: MSM 'writer' at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (XeU6L)
They play dumb when they have undeniable facts they can’t argue away.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: jmel a
Can we bet on what this year's democrat "protest outfit" will be?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jmel at February 11, 2026 02:15 PM (RWHIh)
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It's going to be EPIC...
Their "rebuttal" will be weak and pathetic, just like them. Maybe they'll get Tim Walz to deliver it.
I expect Temu Obama to try and fail to repeat Pelosi's ripping up the transcript.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (GGatE)
+++++
It does take a bit of effort on their part. They must take the facts that disturb them and distort the wording in such a way that no credit, ever, will be given to President Trump for his policies.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (5a2+d)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (JoLAO)
I mentioned it in the last thread, and another commenter did as well in a previous thread. Husband does it and the ad freezes his computer. Something hinky attached to the link perhaps?
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (CWTWj)
Can we bet on what this year's democrat "protest outfit" will be?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
Furries
Posted by: moki at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (wLjpr)
The State Auditor is a Dem, but she actually wants to do her job. The governor and legislature told her, first , politely, to f*ck off, then not so politely - they've been calling her a Republican which is the kiss of death in MA.
Anyway, I saw this quote from the auditor and it gave me a chuckle, "I have been asked by fellow Democrats to stop talking about the audit because it is hurting other Democrats. I remind them that it’s the law-breaking behavior of those who have a D near their name that are acting like dictators and not Democrats"
Welcome to actually understanding the world you live in Ms DiZolgio
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM
Beats me. I just got here and I have no idea what you said.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (bFu5X)
Despite tough sheriffs, and 2A freedom there, FL has a surprising amount of violent crime. Knowing that their victims might be CC doesn't seem to deter their criminals much.
Here in Shitburg, we give very long sentences to violent criminals, yet criminals seem undeterred.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: MSM 'writer'
You hear that? He's bona fide!
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
This outrage will not stand!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: garrett
Oh, I see.
But if I claim to be an illegal, I can avoid Barrel time, right?
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: brak at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jmel a
Can we bet on what this year's democrat "protest outfit" will be?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM
All the democommies will pre-rip their copies of the President’s soeech.
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (Lytz7)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM
One of the few D's in this state I don't want to reflexively throatpunch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (bFu5X)
When you base your journalism organization on people with the combined sum of Somali's IQ.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
I think you used too many of these: >
If it goes to the next line, it's too big a character string?
But I don't know for sure. I have a liberal arts degree, and your modern world frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Look. What you and the Margins do, in the privacy of your own home, is none of my business.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
>If you squeeze it, it will stay in the news cycle longer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (xFfhU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (ESVrU)
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No more Nancy making faces behind him. Trump will have JD Vance and Mike Johnson in the frame behind him.
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)
If it goes to the next line, it's too big a character string?
But I don't know for sure. I have a liberal arts degree, and your modern world frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (zYpTz)
Size matters? I am flummoxed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (dK+Kv)
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HA! they got you there! Axios is NOT journalism organization!
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:36 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
A Serape and a Keffiya.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)
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Probably a good portion are people who subscribed ages ago, don't read the paper any more, but never got around to cancelling.
Oh, and I always thought the circulation numbers for newspapers (and magazines) were inflated bullshit, even in the best of times. Ad revenue was highly dependent on circulation, so of course the newspapers lied about it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
I think you blew the Margins.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:34 PM (gH8T+)
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: The Margins at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: nckate at February 11, 2026 02:29 PM (uQzkA)
*****
nckate, did you see the video of "Sheriff McFadden" testimony? Didn't know nuffin, don't care. Holy Moley, what a worthless DEI P*S that guy is.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (+k9Fw)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
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My money is on one-piece bunny outfits, as seen in "A Christmas Story."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (JoLAO)
Posted by: one hour sober at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (Y1sOo)
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HIV/AIDS and MonkeyPox threaten entire world despite 99% of cases inexplicably confined to promiscuous gay men.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:38 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:38 PM (rZCVI)
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No, but what's with all of the purse ads on youtube over the last few months? Before that it was Harold and his metastatic prostate cancer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 11, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (oZ51P)
FWIW, I use Firefox on Debian Linux. The browser has strict protection on, and I also have uBlock Origin and Privacy Badger browser extensions running. That stopped these ads from trying to open my cam, and I don't see any anymore.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 11, 2026 02:13 PM (bjzGJ)
Your satiety completely undercuts the dishonest rhetoric by which you justified your hateful pizza consumption.
-- Axios, probably
Posted by: SciVo at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (Sy6m/)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8sbt4k
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m)
You left out their adopted children and their French Bulldogs.
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
The United lounge at Newark airport always has a big stack of NYT papers available.
And it's always piled high, as if nobody has ever taken a copy.
Would you care to wager whether they count them all as circulated?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: gp
1) if you deport (or execute) all the foreigners in our prisons, you'll have plenty of room
2) the purpose of parole is to monitor ex-convicts to make sure they are reintegrating into society in a non-criminal fashion
3) the parole board likes to keep inmates that they know will never be back inside as long as possible (For example, if a guy has a sentence of 2 years in an 8 on parole, they'll keep him 8 years in with 2 years parole). The frequent fliers they'll let out whenever. Because they'll be back next week, and the important thing, what they get paid for - as with schools - is butts in cells.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:26 PM (iLtRJ)
; )
Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:38 PM (rZCVI
And miss his chance to make them into retards? Didn't they boo a little girl with cancer?
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (oZ51P)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
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Assless chaps and a ball gag
Posted by: ballistic at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2026 02:32 PM (ESVrU)
Nazi,Nazi,Nazi.. Thank you and good night
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 11, 2026 02:38 PM (XvL8K)
Aw, Hell. They had a special offer on that, and I missed it?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (MGB5H)
A Serape and a Keffiya.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
We can't convince them the pink pussy outfit was very effective?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nckate at February 11, 2026 02:41 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 11, 2026 02:42 PM (vbXSk)
We could start by executing all the ones already on death row. I don't know if Dylann Roof got a death sentence, but somebody please execute that damn monster soon.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:42 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
A Serape and a Keffiya.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
I was thinking the ladies would all wear a colorful hornet's nest-style turban, but I wouldn't be surprised to see all of them, men and women and unidentifiables, to go with the keffiya.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 02:42 PM (zYpTz)
New word:
Unexpertedly!
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:27 PM (oZ51P)
You can't spell "unexpertedly" without "spurt."
Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
The United lounge at Newark airport always has a big stack of NYT papers available.
And it's always piled high, as if nobody has ever taken a copy.
Would you care to wager whether they count them all as circulated?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (n9ltV)
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Sure, I'll bet that the NYT doesn't count papers lying around in United lounges as in circulation. I'll bet they count each of those laying-around papers as 10 papers laying around in circulation.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: I gotta ask
News org that had to pick their name because Buttios was already taken.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (diia5)
Posted by: The Margins at February 11, 2026 02:25 PM (jc0TO)
Gorram hack bastard. You beat me to the obvious joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (N8ZBc)
So, how do you read the blog?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boys Beware! at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (TmfuF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 11, 2026 02:43 PM (dhHpw)
And these benefits inordinately accrue to the poorest in our society, who are much more likely to be victims of crime.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (+48wn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (rZCVI)
These incursions are said to occur frequently, around 1000 or so a month.
REALLY? So cartel drones are flying into the US several times a day?
Tell me this isn't an invasion.
We need to close the airspace between Mexico and the US except for a few approved corridors and anything there moving less than 100 mph or lower than 20,000 feet is fair game until the Mexican government does something about this.
This is ridiculous.
Posted by: pawn at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (uvB+6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 11, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)
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"Today's word is 'bilious'"
Example:
"Temu Obama delivered a bilious rebuttal from his butt."
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Spirit Halloween Costume Dept. at February 11, 2026 02:45 PM (oftw2)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8sbt4k
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m)
Pancho Villa v Carranza 2.0
Carranza seems to be winning this time
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)
Well, the first rule is skip the post and go straight to the comments. Next, find something to bitch about, and let fly.
Those things still work fine, even with a locked-down browser.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:45 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 11, 2026 02:45 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
Here in Shitburg, we give very long sentences to violent criminals, yet criminals seem undeterred.
diversity is your strength.
diversity is also resistant to impulse control, avoiding resorting to violence, and contemplating consequences of future actions
Posted by: brak at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Franz Liebkind. at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (oZ51P)
Real Axios Headline: "Crime Plunges In Major Cities Despite Trump's Crackdown Rhetoric"
in entertainment news, Sydney Sweeney is still considered attractive, despite being a pretty girl with a great body
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (Oy/m2)
Read the link I posted at 139.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (viF8m)
I mean, I was told in no uncertain terms this time last years that the price of eggs was never, every going to come down.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
no
they have staffers they pay to coordinate that for them
Posted by: brak at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (jGJov)
My refrigerator is full of mandarin oranges despite wasting time watching videos of roadside fruit sellers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpEOhKwWaoY&list=WL&index=5
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Axios Sports at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (qTrmL)
With my eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
But, you're illiterate.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (SHZtS)
they have staffers they pay to coordinate that for them
Posted by: brak at February
Just for clarity: staffers WE pay.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (MGB5H)
I mean, I was told in no uncertain terms this time last years that the price of eggs was never, every going to come down.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (HXT0k)
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The effects of Biden's policies finally coming to fruition despite Trump destroying Biden's incredible legacy of success during Biden's term.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
Good point, but the congressional kids dress up anyway and hold up stupid props.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (rZCVI)
And this could have happened the WHOLE FUCKING TIME if any other president had decided to rough up Mexico a bit.
Think about how many thousands, tens of thousands, of people died because nobody else bothered to tell Mexico either cooperate on controlling the border or it was game over.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (vOtXJ)
Republicans have introduced a bill that would disenfranchise millions of women from voting if their married name doesn’t match the name on their birth certificate.
(The bill? The SAVE act, that requires an ID to vote. Democrats have spun an elaborate fiction saying the bill means you can only vote if your name matches your birth certificate, and women are too dumb to get their ID updated when they get married).
Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: brak at February 11, 2026 02:47 PM (jGJov)
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Slight correction, WE pay the staffers.
Posted by: ballistic at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (5aZAZ)
With my eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
But, you're illiterate.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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banking in da cay bored hear, bose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
I've also read that USA EtOH consumption is declining, distilleries going out of business, etc. THAT would reduce violent crime all by itself.
Maybe a GOOD cultural change has arrived for a change.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (N8ZBc)
An uppercut, yourself give.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
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Thongs with Dongs.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: Bulg
You, Sir, seem to have a one-track, er, two-track mind.
Posted by: And It's In The Gutter at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Pixy News Service at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (qTrmL)
Republicans have introduced a bill that would disenfranchise millions of women from voting if their married name doesn’t match the name on their birth certificate.
(The bill? The SAVE act, that requires an ID to vote. Democrats have spun an elaborate fiction saying the bill means you can only vote if your name matches your birth certificate, and women are too dumb to get their ID updated when they get married).
Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)
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"Sure, I can do it, but all the dumb bitches I know can't do it! Republicans hate women!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
Thongs with Dongs.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (iLtRJ)
This is about us, isn't it.....
Posted by: The WNBA at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh wait they kind of did do that one
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (oZ51P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 02:44 PM (rZCVI)
+++++
Always with the childish theatrics. Remember when they all honored George Floyd by "taking the knee" and wearing African inspired print scarves? And they keep getting reelected.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (5a2+d)
Posted by: ShainS -- The
The image of Rosa delauro has now made me vomit on myself.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (bgJ0E)
FRANK!!!!!
How goes it, man? Hope all is well, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe a GOOD cultural change has arrived for a change.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:21 PM (N8ZBc)
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My understanding is that it's been more than offset by cannabis use.
Go long psychosis ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:52 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: washrivergal
Failed theater kids. Every last one of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:52 PM (MGB5H)
--
Hundreds die in Titanic sinking despite not having enough lifeboats for everybody.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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I heard the "protesters" in MN are now sticking dildos on their foreheads. Maybe Congress will do the same.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (mNjzF)
"That's right... wait... no... DON'T LOOK AT THE VOTING DATA" - Dominion and Smartmatic
Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (2ocoG)
This should be good....
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: mrp
That time Nancy was grubbing on her crotch then smelled fongers. Then did it again!
Posted by: Operator Error at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (KIj8N)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:20 PM (JoLAO)
Nope. Haven't had any issues using Chrome with Adblock, Windows 8.1. Smooth as silk. Toshiba laptop. Same with using Brave.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Axios at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (qTrmL)
I'm no prohibitionist, but if people are choosing to drink less, I think that HAS to reduce violent crime, along with many other tragic and costly social ills. It's something to celebrate.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)
I did today. I can't get rid of them without reloading AOSHQ.
Posted by: Archimedes
Brave browser. No ads.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (bFu5X)
This should be good....
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (g47mK)
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"Massie voting against illegals voting in US elections is pure conservatism because Congress has no authority to regulate elections in America."
-lolbertarian who's never actually read Article I
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:51 PM (MGB5H)
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lol
It's ClownWorld All The Way Down.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: toby928
I'm trying to starve off 20 pounds of fat. Effin' starving. Damn that sounds good.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (pohLc)
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Vance should hold up an 8x10 glossy of Pelosi and tear it in half at the end.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
That's terrible.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (su2y6)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at February 11, 2026 02:56 PM (6NLLD)
Vance should hold up an 8x10 glossy of Pelosi and tear it in half at the end.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (qBdHI)
The capitol police would shoot him on the spot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Junius at February 11, 2026 02:56 PM (2L+MU)
The client asks for 35 bidirectional IPMX2110 conversion channels and all that entails.
And it's a lot that it entails.
The CO will probably exceed the GDP of some small countries.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2026 02:57 PM (XV/Pl)
-lolbertarian who's never actually read Article I
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
Bet you miss the real patriot and America ffffffirst heroine Marjorie Taylor Stupid, don't you.
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (mNjzF)
I would die laughing.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 02:57 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (bgJ0E)[
You can distill your own hooch legally.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 02:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (qBdHI)
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LOL. Wish someone would dare him.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (5a2+d)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:57 PM (g47mK)
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I didn't have any emotion about her before she ranted about Jewish Space Lasers, and I still have no emotion about her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (oZ51P)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (qBdHI)
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That would be ... glorious.
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (rj6Yv)
FRANK!!!!!
How goes it, man? Hope all is well, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
I'm all good. How youse? Busy doing drive-bys.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: gp
They're stoned outta their gourds.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 02:55 PM (qBdHI)
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LOL. Wish someone would dare him.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (5a2+d)
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He's more likely to hold up a picture of one of his fat memes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
I am a person of dildo.
Posted by: Please address me with respect at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (cu5hY)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (oZ51P)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:50 PM (bgJ0E)[
You can distill your own hooch legally.
Yes, yes I do.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:59 PM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: gp
They're stoned outta their gourds.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (gkpAx)
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30% THC just makes you mellow with no side effects, man.
AND DON'T SAY THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
I'm all good. How youse? Busy doing drive-bys.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (bgJ0E)
Still pretty much day to day round these parts, but getting better.
Good to see you!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at February 11, 2026 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
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My money is on one-piece bunny outfits, as seen in "A Christmas Story."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2026 02:37 PM (JoLAO)
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*sigh* A missed opportunity by the Republicans when FJB was delivering his State of the Union speeches...
Imagine his freakout...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 02:54 PM (gkpAx)
I have that, but most days my old iphone still won't open the site. Just gets hung up eternally. No trouble with it on laptop, where I also use brave.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (zYpTz)
"Despite Trump locking up crazy AWFLs who stalk federal law enforcement, crazy AWFLs less prevalent in Whole Foods."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
I think the shrinking volume of AWFLs at Whole Foods is more due to WF reconfiguring itself as
Organic Val-U-Mart
Their variety and cache is now approaching 7/11 levels.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
Go long psychosis ... "
I watch too many bodycam vids. It's alcohol swelling the volume of LE encounters, and family/social dysfunction, not so much cannabis, as far as I can tell.
Again, I don't advocate prohibition. My advice remains: if you haven't tried a habit-forming substance, DON'T START! That goes for caffeine, nicotine, cannabis, alcohol, and all the hard drugs.
The supply will always be there. It's the demand that's the problem.
Posted by: gp at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Kindltot
Have the perfect place. Just don't have the cash for a North Georgia Still. Beautiful hardware.
https://www.ngstillco.com/
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 02:24 PM (gH8T+)
Could be.. the headlines today in the lefty media are certainly laughable.
Posted by: Joemarine at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I got some hooch on the top of my sourdough starters yesterday. Didn't drink it. I just stirred it back in.
I'm not that desperate for booze.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Have the perfect place. Just don't have the cash for a North Georgia Still. Beautiful hardware.
https://www.ngstillco.com/
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (gkpAx)
Distilling liquor in Texas without a license is illegal.
You can brew your own beer and make your own wine, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 02:46 PM (g47mK)
"Crime Plunges In Major Cities Despite Trump's Crackdown Rhetoric"
Bill Gates got clap "despite" Melinda's long-leash policy
Posted by: m at February 11, 2026 03:01 PM (+YA9H)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 11, 2026 02:53 PM (mNjzF)
That is a wonderful way to get a large circular bruise on your forehead.
And no, I didn't stick a sex toy to my forehead while drunk at a party to find out. It was something that was supposed to mount on a car windshield.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (rbvCR)
It's already been done, or something similar. They really need some new material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
I finally had to ditch my 6 for a 13 after it quit updating and running apps.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: NZFrank
Why are you shooing those cute little kiwis? What'd they ever do to you?
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: lolbertarian at February 11, 2026 03:03 PM (5aZAZ)
The think criminality is just sort of a statistical miasma disconnected from the individuals doing crimes. The vast, VAST majority (like 90%) of property damage in my city's downtown is done by a handful of homeless/addict scumbags who don't suffer any serious consequences.
They'll just laugh at people who threaten to call the police.
Posted by: fb at February 11, 2026 03:03 PM (JVEmw)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 03:03 PM (Ia/+0)
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Except that one guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)
Pam Bondi explodes at Jamie Raskin, Dems during House Judiciary hearing in fiery clash: ‘Washed-up, loser lawyer’
... when you're right, you're right
Posted by: SMOD at February 11, 2026 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
Except that one guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)
F*ckin Todd......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Legal Department at February 11, 2026 03:04 PM (cu5hY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
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"Fat JD Vance" has near-universal presence in the under-30y based AI videos streamed on YT. Powerful identification, there.
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Democrat PACs and directly tied organizations have 1/3 the money as GOP organizations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
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Don't get too excited about that, it could be that the big money donors wants specific promises for their money this time. It could be they're holding out for now to make the Ds sweat a little.
Either way, that gap is sure to close before the fall elections and the left media will pounce and seize on it as proof that D messaging is gaining traction and it's all over for Drumph etc.
You know, the usual underdog story the democrats like to sell as they get their cash from the usual billionaires and foreign entities.
Posted by: Brazil Nut at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)
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Wearing dildos on their heads, dressing up in full vaginal regalia...these are perhaps the most childish and demented freaks that could be conjured up. They have......problems.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)
"Nobody knows ..."
Assholes
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 11, 2026 03:06 PM (61TgR)
John Ekdahl was my best friend. He died today of cancer, at 47.
https://is.gd/0XqFef
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 03:06 PM (Riz8t)
Wearing dildos on their heads, dressing up in full vaginal regalia...these are perhaps the most childish and demented freaks that could be conjured up. They have......problems.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (qBdHI)
They're just showing solidarity with the WNBA players in their collective bargaining agreement battle for more pay for shitty subsidised basketball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Either way, that gap is sure to close before the fall elections and the left media will pounce and seize on it as proof that D messaging is gaining traction and it's all over for Drumph etc.
You know, the usual underdog story the democrats like to sell as they get their cash from the usual billionaires and foreign entities.
Posted by: Brazil Nut at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)
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Sure. Things can change.
But being the opposition usually draws in mega dollars from small donors. Having a pipeline to fed grants ramps that up as well.
What if...the Democrat Party has been completely reliant on fed grants laundered into their coffers for the past decade and have simply lost the ability to fundraise any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: toby928
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I'm trying to starve off 20 pounds of fat. Effin' starving. Damn that sounds good.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I don't even need to eat it, just reading that made me gassy.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 03:06 PM (rbvCR)
HEY!!!
Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at February 11, 2026 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
https://x.com/charlescwcooke/status/2021640527481893211
Posted by: Ian S. at February 11, 2026 03:08 PM (2ocoG)
+++
Seriously.
Posted by: Shriner driving a tiny car and wearing a purple fez at February 11, 2026 03:08 PM (cu5hY)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 03:09 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I want so much for this to be the case.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 11, 2026 03:09 PM (5a2+d)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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The WNBA is the biggest real-world example of trying to make "Fetch" happen that has ever been attempted.
Posted by: lolbertarian at February 11, 2026 03:09 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (gkpAx)
Distilling liquor in Texas without a license is illegal.
You can brew your own beer and make your own wine, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ishh not likker, ossifer.
Ishh a cl, cl, hic, cleaing solvent. Yeah, thash watit ish.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 11, 2026 03:09 PM (Hx0tZ)
Posted by: Karen Winemom at February 11, 2026 03:10 PM (0e5Te)
Along with maskholes, Karens, smelly hippies.
But I brave them because I prefer foods with very short ingredients lists, and I can't do without some of their products.
365 brand frozen fish squares for starters.
Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 03:10 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2026 03:10 PM (XV/Pl)
But being the opposition usually draws in mega dollars from small donors. Having a pipeline to fed grants ramps that up as well.
What if...the Democrat Party has been completely reliant on fed grants laundered into their coffers for the past decade and have simply lost the ability to fundraise any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
And many of the real big money donors are still pissed off at their $$$$ going to Beyonce and other insignificant celebrities via the kamalala boondoggle.
Posted by: LASue at February 11, 2026 03:10 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at
6 kids.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (MGB5H)
That sounds very un-Texan to me.
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: anachronda at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:00 PM (gkpAx)
Distilling liquor in Texas without a license is illegal.
You can brew your own beer and make your own wine, however.
Posted by: Sponge
Which is why I have the perfect place to put it. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2026 03:10 PM (XV/Pl)
1 in 3 Americans will be affected by cancer.
But don't look at Big Pharma for the massive uptick in cases.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Which is why I have the perfect place to put it. 😉
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (gkpAx)
I will as well. Soon......God willing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
Pickup truck enthusiast. Project Orca historian. Logan Act Scholar. Dirty Dancing aficionado. President of the Lou Diamond Phillips fan club.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO
If. The biggest word in the English language.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Hx0tZ)
That sounds very un-Texan to me.
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Brazil Nut at February 11, 2026 03:05 PM (Hx0tZ)
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Sure. Things can change.
But being the opposition usually draws in mega dollars from small donors. Having a pipeline to fed grants ramps that up as well.
What if...the Democrat Party has been completely reliant on fed grants laundered into their coffers for the past decade and have simply lost the ability to fundraise any other way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
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As I've said before, shutting down USAID (and the related slushfunds) took a dagger to Demoncunt fundraising.
They could make up some of that with huge donations from lefty billionaires, but I wonder how enthusiastic these assfucks are to contribute to a party that's trying to steal 5% of their wealth.
I think major funding for 2026 and 28 will be through hostile foreign powers.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: washrivergal
Failed theater kids. Every last one of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 02:52 PM (MGB5H)
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When someone said in an earlier thread we need to bring back mental institutions, my first thought was we have at least one -- The US Congress.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Washington Post is Dying in Darkness at February 11, 2026 03:13 PM (iLtRJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 03:13 PM (ZANBw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
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When I was more into politics in 2016 I looked at the donations to the Hillary campaign. Something like 90% were at the maximum $2,300.
Definitely some hinky shit going on.
But I guess all the ActBlue donations were on the up and up because nobody has arrested.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 11, 2026 03:14 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO
If. The biggest word in the English language.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Hx0tZ)
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It's a bigun.
But, I've seen nothing to dissuade me from the idea that Democrat fundraising isn't at least a plurality of laundered federal grant monies yet.
And the current cash on hand numbers just lend it credence. Those 33 rescission sections in the OBBB probably hurt a lot more than anyone realizes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:14 PM (GBKbO)
They will never get it. Who is going to actually pay for shit?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2026 03:14 PM (J48Co)
If. The biggest word in the English language.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Hx0tZ)
Too bad we don't know what the definition of 'is' is. It might be substantial as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
It's big in Doric Greek, too.
-- Spartans
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)
I'm surprised that Texas doesn't allow you to distill your own spirits.
That sounds very un-Texan to me.
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
There are still a lot of "moist" counties in Texas where you can't buy liquor, only beer/wine. Usually bordered by a bunch of liquor stores just over the county line on the highways.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (y9nCu)
They better get busy because as of right now Republicans have about a 3 to 1 fundraising advantage.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (viF8m)
Praying you get out asap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (gkpAx)
I've just got to get off my dead ass and start getting this place ready for market. I'm just wore out......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
That sounds very un-Texan to me.
Posted by: Bulg at February 11, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Can you distill them for a friend?
Posted by: Doof at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (B4Se1)
They could make up some of that with huge donations from lefty billionaires, but I wonder how enthusiastic these assfucks are to contribute to a party that's trying to steal 5% of their wealth.
I think major funding for 2026 and 28 will be through hostile foreign powers.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 11, 2026 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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USAID alone was $40 billion, 90%+ of which went to DC firms.
That's five Hollywoods. Plus all the other grants cut.
Even if USAID was trying to do things right (don't laugh), that's still a massive, massive ecosystem of people who have money and incentive to keep the government as big and spendthrift as possible, with the money to funnel in directions to keep the money flowing.
If USAID was actually just a giant money laundering operation that occasionally shipped rice, though...
There I go with the ifs again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
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What if the CCP simply made a direct deposit to the DNC's account? The MSM would never report it, at least until after the election.
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)
There are still a lot of "moist" counties in Texas where you can't buy liquor, only beer/wine. Usually bordered by a bunch of liquor stores just over the county line on the highways.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2026 03:15 PM (y9nCu)
The joys of living in the Bible Belt and having blue laws on the books.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: washrivergal
Failed theater kids. Every last one of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne
LARP'ers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (gkpAx)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2026 03:14 PM (J48Co)
Have I got a business proposition for you!!
Posted by: MILORGANITE at February 11, 2026 03:17 PM (Hx0tZ)
Can you distill them for a friend?
Posted by: Doof at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (B4Se1)
You can legally only distill water.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 11, 2026 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)
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Bessent has been making the mouth sounds about monitoring foreign infusions of cash through the banking system.
We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Fannin County - Moist
Grayson County, Collin County & Red River County - Wet
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 03:18 PM (gkpAx)
If USAID was actually just a giant money laundering operation that occasionally shipped rice, though...
There I go with the ifs again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 11, 2026 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
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It has been almost a year since it has been shutdown with hysterics that millions will die.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 11, 2026 03:18 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
It's big in Doric Greek, too.
-- Spartans
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Αἴκα.
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