Politico: Judges Are Furious That ICE is Ignoring Their Lawless, Quickly-Overturned Demands to Release Criminal Illegal Aliens

Oh no. No no no.

Courts across the country have overwhelmingly rejected the Trump administration's effort to round up thousands of immigrants and lock them up without a chance for bond -- even if they have no criminal records and have lived in the United States for years.

Because left-wingers have venue-shopped for leftwing judges who will deliver lawless opinions. These opinions tend to be overruled when they're ultimately reviewed by actual judges who rule on the law and who aren't just communist agents of the Democrat Socialist Antifa Party.

But the Trump administration has slow-walked or outright defied judges' orders demanding the release of people scooped up by Immigration and Customs Enforcement at an increasingly rapid clip.

Oh no. It sounds like two co-equal branches have a dispute.

Except... it's not a dispute between the Executive and the Judiciary Branch. The Judiciary Branch's power is invested in a Supreme Court, whose powers are delegated to inferior judges, whose rulings they can and often do overturn.

So this is not a fight between the united power of the Executive and the united power of the Judiciary -- it's a fight between the united power of the Executive and minor functionaries of another branch who do not possess but 1/1000th of its power, and that only a temporary, provisional basis.

...
A POLITICO review of hundreds of cases brought by ICE detainees across the country shows judges increasingly furious and exhausted by the Trump administration's tactics.
"There has been an undeniable move by the Government in the past month to defy court orders or at least to stretch the legal process to the breaking point in an attempt to deny noncitizens their due process rights," U.S. District Judge Michael Davis, a Clinton appointee from Minnesota, said in a recent order.
As a result, judges have issued more detailed and prescriptive orders to head off potential loopholes or hair-splitting results. And when all else fails, they threaten to hold administration officials in contempt.
Asked about the deepening conflict with courts, Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin reissued previous statements criticizing "activist judges" for trying to "thwart President Trump from fulfilling the American people's mandate for mass deportations." The statement didn't directly address judges' complaints about their orders being violated.
...
In recent days, judges in Minnesota have expressed frustration that even when complying with their orders, ICE has been doing so in bad faith. Detainees that the agency had whisked to Texas, for example, were being released far from home with no way to contact loved ones or lawyers, and sometimes without their phones, documents or other possessions.

They don't have which documents? Their falsified papers?

I feel so bad this is happening to you.

Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy
Perhaps federal judges would do better to have some self-reflection as to why their orders continue to get overturned by higher courts, and how that might feed into a perception that their orders aren't necessarily something that should be taken seriously

Meanwhile, CBS "News" whines that Trump must be lying when he says he's targeting the criminal illegal aliens first, because only 14% of the detained and deported are violent criminal offenders.

But wait -- doesn't that mean that there are others who, while not "violent criminals" per se, are still serious criminal offenders?

Why yes. Yes that's exactly what it means.

In fact, of those deported, a whopping 60% are wanted for other serious crimes, apart from the obvious crime of being present in the country illegally.

Less than 14% of those arrested by ICE in Trump's 1st year back in office had violent criminal records, document shows - CBS News.

Less than 14% of nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement in President Trump's first year back in the White House had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses, according to an internal Department of Homeland Security document obtained by CBS News....

It goes on to say, "The internal DHS figures undermine frequent assertions by the Trump administration that its crackdown on illegal immigration is primarily targeting dangerous and violent criminals living in the U.S. illegally, people Mr. Trump and his lieutenants have regularly called the 'worst of the worst.'"
Even at this, CBS makes this admission, so perhaps Weiss has had an impact: "Nearly 60% of ICE arrestees over the past year had criminal charges or convictions, the document indicates. But among that population, the majority of the criminal charges or convictions are not for violent crimes."

Even by CBS's own numbers, the data show conclusively that ICE is primarily targeting charged and convicted criminals. Somehow, they've decided that "non-violent" felons violate President Trump's policy statement, but that is a bizarre reading of his words.

The "non-violent crimes" these Maryland Men are being deported for include child molestation, child pornography, human trafficking, drug dealing, and of course membership in a "Foreign Terrorist Organization" like Tren de Aragua and MS-13.

All very "non-violent" stuff. Practically speeding tickets.

But there's another trick they're playing, streiff notes. Because many of these "non-violent" criminals are actually wanted in their home countries for crimes that are very definitely violent -- like multiple counts of murder.

The other part of the puzzle is how many of the remaining third without any criminal offenses in the U.S. were guilty of some heinous crap back home. Take the case of Edward Hernandez, an illegal from El Salvador. While his record has been squeaky clean, emphasize the word "record," because we can't know about his unrevealed activities, according to the Department of Homeland Security, "he is an MS-13 member & confessed to murdering 5 people in El Salvador through shooting, torturing, stabbing, and dismemberment (including one victim who was alive)."
How about this guy, whose only offense in the U.S. was driving without a license? Well, like the "Maryland Dad," he's a bad actor.

Homeland Security
@DHSgov
Horrendous crimes such as the distribution of child pornography, drug trafficking, burglary, fraud, human smuggling, even being in a gang like MS13 or Tren de Aragua or being a known or suspected terrorist are considered "non-violent crimes" by the media.
Take Antonio Israel Lazo-Quintanilla who was wanted back in El Salvador for aggravated HOMICIDE, extortion, possession of drugs, and a litany of other felonies. However, his only crime in the U.S. was driving without a license.
It is absurd to quantify Lazo-Quintanilla as "nonviolent" when he is a confirmed member of the 18th Street Gang, a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO), and was on El Salvador's most wanted gang members list. He was a public safety threat that we were fortunate to apprehend BEFORE he could victimize Americans.

Wait until you see this Maryland Man.

Horrendous crimes such as the distribution of child pornography, drug trafficking, burglary, fraud, human smuggling, even being in a gang like MS13 or Tren de Aragua or being a known or suspected terrorist are considered “non-violent crimes” by the media.

Take Antonio Israel… https://t.co/obCuzBxE4j pic.twitter.com/NvqeNvukp8
— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) February 9, 2026

The man wanted in his own country as a terrorist gang member who has the literal Mark of the Beast tattooed on his FUCKING FACE did nothing wrong!

He intends to Culturally Enrich us! At the point of a machete, if need be!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM

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1 Start arresting rogue judges. Deport the ones with Star Wars names.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at February 11, 2026 05:11 PM (l3YAf)

2 and they keep saying 'immigrants' without the 'illegal' part.

I see what they're doing and am not fooled.

The Media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 11, 2026 05:12 PM (xcxpd)

3 >> Take Antonio Israel Lazo-Quintanilla who was wanted back in El Salvador for aggravated HOMICIDE, extortion, possession of drugs, and a litany of other felonies.

I don’t think he should be deported back to El Salvador.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at February 11, 2026 05:14 PM (l3YAf)

4 "Courts across the country have overwhelmingly rejected the Trump administration's effort to round up thousands of immigrants and lock them up without a chance for bond"

My grandparents were immigrants.
cut the bull shit. these criminal invading scum are NOT IMMIGRANTS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Avi at February 11, 2026 05:14 PM (ieodf)

5 This post needs that recent clip of Schuuumer saying that they have installed 230 progressive judges to thwart Trumps agenda.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (ZN6AN)

6 You crossed the border without reporting to a CBP official at a PoE?

Congratulations! You are a criminal.

Also, the media loves to conflate “immigrants” and “migrants” with people who break the law to get here. You know that and I know that but still…

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (O3dBq)

7 >>Antonio Israel Lazo-Quintanilla

It's always the Zionists.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (gH8T+)

8 I don't care if they are violent criminals or not. If they are here illegally they are all going home.

We voted for mass deportations and that's what we want.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

9 LOL! let the anti-American "judges" stomp their tiny little feet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (Cjt/F)

10 I can fix him.

Posted by: Karen from Athens, GA at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

11 8 I don't care if they are violent criminals or not. If they are here illegally they are all going home.

We voted for mass deportations and that's what we want.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

This, right here, 1000%

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 11, 2026 05:16 PM (O3dBq)

12 Most criminals with “non violent”
Convictions were charged with violent stuff and then plead down to something less. This goes for illegals as well.

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:16 PM (Eh6IB)

13 Repeated polls say the American people want illegals out. There is no differentiation on whether they're drug dealers, murders, pedophiles, or just some jackleg who crossed into our country illegally and is doing nothing but drywall and being paid under the table. This story isn't the "sell" they think it is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 11, 2026 05:17 PM (qBdHI)

14
Legal Insurrection Link

https://tinyurl.com/4946fsy2

Schumer Gives Away the Judicial Game in PBS Interview
“We did put 235 judges, progressive judges, judges not under the control of Trump, last year on the bench, and they are ruling against Trump time after time after time.”

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:17 PM (ZN6AN)

15 The "non-violent crimes" these Maryland Men are being deported for include child molestation, child pornography, human trafficking, drug dealing, and of course membership in a "Foreign Terrorist Organization" like Tren de Aragua and MS-13.

This bears emphasis in case people skim over or do not read that section. "Non Violent" covers some horrendous crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:17 PM (PYyV9)

16 The "non-violent crimes" these Maryland Men are being deported for include child molestation, child pornography, human trafficking,

FU and your semantics. Child molestation, child pornography and human trafficking are incredibly violent.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:18 PM (OR60z)

17 I don't care if they are violent criminals or not. If they are here illegally they are all going home.

We voted for mass deportations and that's what we want.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

I voted for the Deportation Trebuchet to fling all illegals across the border.

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:18 PM (l3YAf)

18 And yet a majority in this country is on board with deporting them all. Stamp your little feet, journos, it's not working.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2026 05:18 PM (2UnvF)

19 That 666 guy was on the verge of finding a Cure for cancer. And then evil Trump deported him.
- The News

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:18 PM (Eh6IB)

20 Enough of this. Here's an update on Savannah's mom.

Posted by: The MSM at February 11, 2026 05:19 PM (I/3sP)

21 I don’t think he should be deported back to El Salvador.
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker

Woodchipper. Next.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2026 05:19 PM (TkItg)

22 Illegals don’t have due process rights. They can file habeas corpus petitions, that’s it. Courts grant less than 10% of those from all sources.

SCOTUS already ruled on this a long time ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2026 05:19 PM (sOU3U)

23 Schumer Gives Away the Judicial Game in PBS Interview
“We did put 235 judges, progressive judges, judges not under the control of Trump, last year on the bench, and they are ruling against Trump time after time after time.”
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:17 PM (ZN6AN)

-------------------------

And those judges are being overruled time after time after time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 11, 2026 05:19 PM (2UnvF)

24 >> That 666 guy was on the verge of finding a Cure for cancer. And then evil Trump deported him.

Now he’ll have the chance to cure GRIDS by contracting it in CECOT.

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:20 PM (l3YAf)

25 Send them ALL back. Gang members in boxes.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2026 05:21 PM (TkItg)

26 Now where did I put all those fucks to give?

Oh well. Anyway.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 05:21 PM (dK+Kv)

27 It’s always been felony or misdemeanor. Thats the demarcation between “bad criminal” and “maybe he did some stupid shit”. It’s not violence vs non violence.

Someone getting in a bar fight is a “violent” criminal. But he’s not going to prison for it. And nobody really gives a fuck about the “crime”.

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:21 PM (Eh6IB)

28 they keep saying 'immigrants' without the 'illegal' part.

+++

Immigrants are those who entered through a POE with an immigrant visa.
Others are non-immigrants.

Then there are illegal aliens.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 11, 2026 05:21 PM (/lPRQ)

29 We did put 235 judges, progressive judges, judges not under the control of Trump

How does Trump control judges? LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:21 PM (PYyV9)

30 Child molestation isn't "violent"? Okaaaaayyyy......

Posted by: pookysgirl disagrees with the criminal code at February 11, 2026 05:22 PM (Wt5PA)

31 Illegals also have to secure their own legal defense and pay for it themselves. There no public defense attorneys for them.

Why are these assholes pretending it hasn’t been this way for like 100 years?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2026 05:22 PM (sOU3U)

32 Wait till we find out Nancy Guthrie was kidnapped by a cartel. Then we won't hear another word.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2026 05:22 PM (TkItg)

33 And yet a majority in this country is on board with deporting them all. Stamp your little feet, journos, it's not working.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Big and small deport them all

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:23 PM (gkpAx)

34
The illegals don't invade our country to contribute to making our country great. They come here to suck our hard-earned tax dollars.

Deport them all.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 11, 2026 05:23 PM (3ek7K)

35 The 666 guy was a kind and gentle person attending night school to become a doctor.

Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2026 05:23 PM (Oy/m2)

36 Why are these assholes pretending it hasn’t been this way for like 100 years?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Because they're lawless commies. They won't care until we make them care.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2026 05:24 PM (TkItg)

37 The 666 guy was a kind and gentle person attending night school to become a doctor.

Let us not forget his burgeoning rap career

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:24 PM (PYyV9)

38 A POLITICO review of hundreds of cases brought by ICE detainees across the country shows judges increasingly furious and exhausted by the Trump administration's tactics.

Classic DARVO: Deny, Accuse, Reverse Victim Oppressor

Its the "judges" (activists) who, through their lawless tactics, are making the rest of the world furious and exhausted.

(well, at least those remaining who are still paying attention)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 11, 2026 05:24 PM (+4Cf6)

39 >>Send them ALL back. Gang members in boxes.

Urns.

Zip-Locs, even.

Just get them the fuck out.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 05:25 PM (gH8T+)

40 The 666 guy was just minding his own business, getting the facial tattoos that our homegrown freaks won't get.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 11, 2026 05:25 PM (xDN0i)

41 Not to mention that nearly all these illegals have removal orders issued from an administrative court. Is that not due process? I think administrative courts are bullshit, but that’s where we are.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2026 05:25 PM (sOU3U)

42 Zip-Locs, even.

Just get them the fuck out.
Posted by: garrett at February

That's pricey. Just sammich bags.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 05:25 PM (MGB5H)

43 The 666 guy was a kind and gentle person attending night school to become a doctor.

Let us not forget his burgeoning rap career

He can further his career and entertain his audience at/from CECOT

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 11, 2026 05:26 PM (PVBkQ)

44 But Trump is mentioned 50 billion times in the Epstein Files!!!!!

It's worse than Watergate!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:26 PM (HXT0k)

45 I was a judge, of a sort, in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Also awarded Silver Star and Bronze Star in WWII.

Posted by: Nestor Chylak at February 11, 2026 05:27 PM (oftw2)

46 The man wanted in his own country as a terrorist gang member who has the literal Mark of the Beast tattooed on his FUCKING FACE did nothing wrong!
======================
I have a margarita with his name on it sitting right here!

Posted by: Chris Van Hollen at February 11, 2026 05:27 PM (fWK67)

47 Bible Quote
King rickb223 Version

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
If you deport his ass, you never have to feed him again.
Trump 20:16

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:27 PM (gkpAx)

48 I am also a federal judge, in my spare time.

Posted by: Wes Moore at February 11, 2026 05:27 PM (fWK67)

49 It's worse than Watergate!!

You’ve clearly never been to a church potluck.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (EXyHK)

50
If people can't support themselves without our tax money, get the fuck out.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (3ek7K)

51 A clerk at the local lumberyard I go to had "Idiot" tattooed across his forehead in large letters, along with an assortment of other markings and words. He was white guy in his late 20s, maybe.

I didn't ask, but I so wanted the story.

Posted by: huerfano at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (98kQX)

52 I'm glad ICE is ignoring the tards.

Speaking of tards, I am having One Of Those Days. Maybe I only have them, thankfully infrequent.

I wish I was not too old to be an ICE agent to take out my wrath on innocent invaders.

I was going to make something crafty but can't find my dam glue gun. Again. So I ordered one from Amazon that will arrive tomorrow to probably be lost with the other two. This was my fun productive phase.

For dinner I was going to make something new for the man who puts up with me being chronically tarded & disorganized. It takes
too long. Tomorrow's dinner.

As a RN, & I got paid for a job well done, I was super organized. Maybe that damaged the part of my brain for when I am no longer keeping people alive.

I have to resort to another meal that I've made a lot but he likes, so all is not completely hysterical (he said, "You are kidding?" when I ordered the other glue gun and I assured him we are talking $9). However, he knows better than to mess with me had it been $100.

For Lent I'm giving up being disorganized. I think that is worthwhile vs sugar (which I always try to give up).

I'd given up wine/booze for January & today is a good time to start again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (WONhk)

53 40 The 666 guy was just minding his own business, getting the facial tattoos that our homegrown freaks won't get.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 11, 2026 05:25 PM (xDN0i)

Yet.

Posted by: Read the Book! at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (I/3sP)

54 Elaine: You painted your face?

Antonio Israel: Yeah.

Elaine: Why?!

Antonio Israel: You gotta support the team.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (yFLFB)

55 41 Not to mention that nearly all these illegals have removal orders issued from an administrative court. Is that not due process? I think administrative courts are bullshit, but that’s where we are.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Yes. If they have deportation orders, even from 10 years ago, they've already had their due process. Get them the fuck out.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (gkpAx)

56 Zip-Locs, even.

Just get them the fuck out.
Posted by: garrett at February

That's pricey. Just sammich bags.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Pallet stretch wrap is both more effective and more economical.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (OR60z)

57 You’ve clearly never been to a church potluck.

I've seen the green been casseroles, the carrots in jello.

the horror.... the horror...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

58 Take Antonio Israel Lazo-Quintanilla who was wanted back in El Salvador for aggravated HOMICIDE, extortion, possession of drugs, and a litany of other felonies.

--------

I don't often agree with Trump, but this motherfucker needs to go. I don't know what part of Gaza El Salvador is in, but they deserve justice.

Posted by: Antifa rioter at February 11, 2026 05:29 PM (BI5O2)

59
In recent days, judges in Minnesota have expressed frustration that even when complying with their orders, ICE has been doing so in bad faith.

They weren't smiling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (Cqx++)

60 I thought I had read someplace a few days ago that one of the district courts ruled that lower courts have zero jurisdiction on immigration matters and deportation matters are not judicially reviewable.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (0N4FZ)

61 The Commissar Judges can go screw them selves
They don't follow law, they do what they want

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

62
Is there any country that an American can show up in and immediately get government money?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (3ek7K)

63 I propose we buy a domed stadium, maybe the Super Dome, and fill it with Democrats, and then we release all the people they want us to release into that same stadium.

Shepard Smith can call the action.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (fWK67)

64 >>I thought I had read someplace a few days ago that one of the district courts ruled that lower courts have zero jurisdiction on immigration matters and deportation matters are not judicially reviewable.

The Spirit of Aloha disagrees.

Posted by: garrett at February 11, 2026 05:31 PM (gH8T+)

65 I distrust any claim of "non-violent crime" because of plea deals.

Tell us what the crime actually was, not what the plea or final prosecution was for.

I have seen this personally with child rapist getting conviction down to simple theft. Or violent robbery turning into a low level drug crime.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:31 PM (ZN6AN)

66 I thought I had read someplace a few days ago that one of the district courts ruled that lower courts have zero jurisdiction on immigration matters and deportation matters are not judicially reviewable.
Posted by: Mister Scott

The effing Supremes set it back when Biden was president and Abbott was trying to close the Texas border.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:31 PM (gkpAx)

67 The Commissar Judges can go screw them selves
They don't follow law, they do what they want
Posted by: Skip at February

It's the long held legal doctrine of YOLO.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 05:31 PM (MGB5H)

68 It says 999 if he's standing on his head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2026 05:32 PM (Cqx++)

69 National Lampoon and Mad Magazine would have had a field day with the last four posts. Now, who knows?

Posted by: Unkaren at February 11, 2026 05:32 PM (cDrfF)

70 Oh no. It sounds like two co-equal branches have a dispute.
--
When I was reading the early caselaw on the "due care" clause (hey remember that big to-do?), it was plastered with approving discussion that, when the Executive believes the other branches--including the Judiciary--are infringing on its sphere of power, the President was not just expected but mandated to push back and ... resist. All the way to SCOTUS.

Like, those first Supreme Court Justices, the ones alive when the Constitution was written?

If they saw what these cartel judges were doing now, they'd be the first ones loading up their flintlocks to rid the nation of that scourge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:32 PM (HXT0k)

71 One other thing that I haven’t seen mentioned much: Trump is firing progressive immigration judges. Heard an NPR sob story on this, interviewed one of the judges, who had previously been an immigration lawyer (so she was there to help immigrants from the bench).
This is what we voted for.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 05:32 PM (x4I+a)

72 The Commissar Judges can go screw them selves
They don't follow law, they do what they want
Posted by: Skip at February

It's the long held legal doctrine of YOLO.

To which I respond, STFD and STFU!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 05:32 PM (Riz8t)

73 >>It's worse than Watergate!!

Speaking of Watergate a new document drop is out that claims to show Nixon had proof he was being spied on by the military, Joint Chiefs I believe, but rather than expose it he chose to keep it secret so it wouldn't hurt the country.

So much of what we were told about Watergate was a lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:33 PM (viF8m)

74 60 I thought I had read someplace a few days ago that one of the district courts ruled that lower courts have zero jurisdiction on immigration matters and deportation matters are not judicially reviewable.

Lower court Judges Punchy Macadamia and Kamana Wannalea immediately disagreed.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:33 PM (gtcuf)

75 One other thing that I haven’t seen mentioned much: Trump is firing progressive immigration judges.

With what authority? (serious question)

Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 05:33 PM (Riz8t)

76 Don’t forget we’re already buying/building concentration camps to house these migrants. I hate to say it, especially on a law subreddit, but it’s looking more and more clear that the law will not help us out of this one.

When this is over we put the Supreme Court and the surviving members of MAGA in these facilities. I genuinely cannot believe I live in a country where we *know* we have concentration camps and our judicial system is just like, “well things do be like that.”

Oh god. That’s why DHS bought the warehouses. My fucking god. My country has truly lost its fucking mind.

The flaw in the 5th circuit's ruling allow Trump to detain migrants while their applications are processed is his administration's actions to invalidate the legal resident status of millions of immigrants. Visas, and refugee status were cancelled, immigration applications were voided. These immigrants already had been accepted for residency in the country, and the ruling denying bond should not apply. Their due process is being denied!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 11, 2026 05:34 PM (ycI94)

77 I need to print out a hi-res photo of Antonio and put it on a 5' tall, brown mannequin holding a blunt.

Then, if I ever feel like I'm missing Denver, I can put him out on the sidewalk while I peer through the blinds and fondle the safety catch on my .45, and get a taste of home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

78 That’s it! I’m writing a musical like Mad Magazine did with Star Trek.

Posted by: Unkaren at February 11, 2026 05:35 PM (cDrfF)

79 52
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I'd given up wine/booze for January & today is a good time to start again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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What a masterpiece. What a rollercoaster of emotions. This needs to make comment of the week.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:35 PM (ZN6AN)

80 With what authority?

They are created by the DOJ to handle immigration cases by a law congress passed in the 90s, as I understand it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:35 PM (PYyV9)

81 When this is over we put the Supreme Court and the surviving members of MAGA in these facilities.

You and whose army?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:35 PM (gkpAx)

82 @73

>>So much of what we were told about Watergate was a lie.

Someone should ask former Naval Signal Intelligence Officer Bob Woodward about this new revelation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2026 05:35 PM (XV/Pl)

83 When this is over we put the Supreme Court and the surviving members of MAGA in these facilities

=====

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 05:36 PM (MGB5H)

84 59
In recent days, judges in Minnesota have expressed frustration that even when complying with their orders, ICE has been doing so in bad faith.

They weren't smiling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2026 05:30 PM (Cqx++)

So, Trump, DHS & ICE are using the same tactics on the judges that the Dem judge's foot-soldiers in the streets use on DHS & ICE.

Seem like turnabout is fair play to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

85 Deport them all. And their kids. And their damn dogs and cats too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2026 05:36 PM (W2Pud)

86 When this is over we put the Supreme Court and the surviving members of MAGA in these facilities.

"surviving." (snort!)

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:36 PM (gtcuf)

87 I need to print out a hi-res photo of Antonio and put it on a 5' tall, brown mannequin holding a blunt.

Then, if I ever feel like I'm missing Denver, I can put him out on the sidewalk while I peer through the blinds and fondle the safety catch on my .45, and get a taste of home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

Kinky.

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling Hedley Lamarr at February 11, 2026 05:37 PM (Wt5PA)

88 OT, but it looks like Mayor Madmani is running out of other peoples money, and can't find a way to balance the city budget:

“There simply isn’t enough money that we wish there could be,” he continued.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 05:37 PM (fWK67)

89 I need to print out a hi-res photo of Antonio and put it on a 5' tall, brown mannequin holding a blunt.
Then, if I ever feel like I'm missing Denver, I can put him out on the sidewalk while I peer through the blinds and fondle the safety catch on my .45, and get a taste of home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

dude, that's a cry for help, lol

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2026 05:37 PM (TkItg)

90 Speaking of Watergate a new document drop is out that claims to show Nixon had proof he was being spied on by the military, Joint Chiefs I believe, but rather than expose it he chose to keep it secret so it wouldn't hurt the country.

John Mitchell encouraged Nixon to keep his mouth shut. WTF?

Posted by: Unkaren at February 11, 2026 05:37 PM (cDrfF)

91 OT, but it looks like Mayor Madmani is running out of other peoples money, and can't find a way to balance the city budget:

“There simply isn’t enough money that we wish there could be,” he continued.

Gee, if only that had been pointed out before the election. Oh wait...

Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 05:37 PM (Riz8t)

92 Your right to due process was to present yourself at a port of entry to have your claim to entry legally and fully adjudicated.

You waived that when you snuck in.

It's like that dirty Mick from yesterday, all a boo-hooing and a' crying about how he's being denied due process.

Not mentioning he f'ing waived all his due process rights when he agreed to accept the 90 day expedited entry visa!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (HXT0k)

93 The Justice Department oversees immigration courts via their Executive Office of Immigration Review. They have the authority to hire and fire immigration court judges.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (x4I+a)

94 Schumer Gives Away the Judicial Game in PBS Interview
“We did put 235 judges, progressive judges, judges not under the control of Trump, last year on the bench, and they are ruling against Trump time after time after time.”
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:17 PM (ZN6AN)
====

Nonsense the judiciary is completely impartial and apolitical.
-C.J. ROBERTS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (RIvkX)

95 When this is over we put the Supreme Court and the surviving members of MAGA in these facilities.

Are you going to replace the Supreme Court with a Committee of Public Safety, perhaps??

Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (Oy/m2)

96 Instead of concentration camps, we need to be building reeducation ~~camps~~ helicopters for the commies trying to create chaos and overturn the rule of law.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (ZN6AN)

97 Nixon went down because his own party abandoned him.

Plus ca change...

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (gtcuf)

98 Aztecs. Everywhere Aztecs, if they are not Muslims.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

99 Off-topic, but I don't think we'll have another Superbowl Halftime Show thread for a while:

Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (ycI94)

100 DEVELOPING: Investigators Find Black Glove Near Nancy Guthrie’s Home

I'm going to assume that a BOLO has gone out for a white Ford Bronco.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (OR60z)

101 Mayor Jihadi is going to be the best comic relief.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (0KSrI)

102 but it looks like Mayor Madmani is running out of other peoples money, and can't find a way to balance the city budget:

“There simply isn’t enough money that we wish there could be,” he continued.

Gee, if only that had been pointed out before the election. Oh wait...
Posted by: Archimedes at

Guess it's time to seize the means of production...

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 05:40 PM (MGB5H)

103 Their due process is being denied!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 11, 2026 05:34 PM (ycI94)

This kinda makes me yearn for the days when these people who be giving money to save the starving Ethiopians or giving Sarah McLachlan their credit card number to save all of those poor angel puppies left out in the snow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

104 meep meep

https://tinyurl.com/bdzn9kaz

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

105 99 Off-topic, but I don't think we'll have another Superbowl Halftime Show thread for a while:

Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (ycI94)

Lightbringer - The Early Years.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (pDt9x)

106 Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Signed a contract for JayZ to produce it. Goes til 2030.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (MGB5H)

107 100 DEVELOPING: Investigators Find Black Glove Near Nancy Guthrie’s Home

I'm going to assume that a BOLO has gone out for a white Ford Bronco.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (OR60z)

Michael Jackson has alibied out.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (pDt9x)

108 One other thing that I haven’t seen mentioned much: Trump is firing progressive immigration judges.

With what authority? (serious question)
---
The Constitution.

They're Article II judges, part of the DOJ.

Not Article III judge.

But there is a cartel judge ruling out there that says Trump can't fire them because it was a violation of their free speech.
Some cow that was fired claims it was because she was only 'cause she was critical of Trump or something?

So?
Since when do you have a right to shit-talk your boss?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:42 PM (HXT0k)

109 Moron Analyst: probably BLM and the Kapernick kneeling stuff. Recall that Trayvon and Michael Brown riots happened during Obama era.

IIRC, JayZ took over producing the half time show around 2019?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 05:42 PM (x4I+a)

110 President Trump I keep reading in long term wins these Commissar Judges rulings but they do grind down Presidential rules and many get around them

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

111 Then, if I ever feel like I'm missing Denver, I can put him out on the sidewalk while I peer through the blinds and fondle the safety catch on my .45, and get a taste of home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

I always heard Denver was beautiful. Visited it a decade ago and it was San Francisco levels of bad without the nice weather.

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:42 PM (l3YAf)

112 Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

Thanks; That was cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (8Xy/A)

113 I peer through the blinds and fondle the safety catch on my .45, and get a taste of home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

dude, that's a cry for help, lol
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

I'll br___ my 870. Always glad to help.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (OR60z)

114 I do t give a shit if all they did was jaywalk …

Send the the fuq back to wherever they came from

Posted by: browndog lifts his leg at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (NRgXA)

115 Instead of concentration camps, we need to be building reeducation ~~camps~~ helicopters for the commies trying to create chaos and overturn the rule of law.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 11, 2026 05:38 PM (ZN6AN)

Now, now. We can show a little compassion here. They can choose between reeducation camps, reeducation dignity canals, or reeducation helicopters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (dK+Kv)

116
Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (ycI94)

From what I read they hired Jay Z and his company 'Roc Nation' to do the halftime shows and there hasn't been a white performer, other than Eminem, on stage since.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

117 >>>meep meep

https://tinyurl.com/bdzn9kaz
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)
*****
Hah!!! That's great. The only thing missing was an anvil dropping on the coyote.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (+k9Fw)

118 Seriously, there were probably at least 200 guys *just like Antonio* who flooded into my North Denver apartment complex over a couple years. It was AWESOME

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)

119 They can have the same amount of due process they used to get here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (sOU3U)

120 They're Article II judges, part of the DOJ.

Not Article III judge.

In that case, fire them all. Lock stock and barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (gkpAx)

121 Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (ycI94)

Jay Z took over hiring the “talent”, that’s what happened..

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (l3YAf)

122 118 Seriously, there were probably at least 200 guys *just like Antonio* who flooded into my North Denver apartment complex over a couple years. It was AWESOME
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:44 PM (BI5O2)

Can’t say I think much of your town. I have relations I visit in Colorado. I always hate going “ into town” there with them.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

123 From a quick bing search, Trump has fired 98 immigration judges. They are doing something here.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 05:46 PM (x4I+a)

124 But there is a cartel judge ruling out there that says Trump can't fire them because it was a violation of their free speech.

Some cow that was fired claims it was because she was only 'cause she was critical of Trump or something?

I mean...and? You are crapping on your boss, that tends to get you fired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:46 PM (PYyV9)

125 We're visiting Colorado for the first time this June.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

126 Google a list of all the recent halftime performers. There is a pretty pronounced change in the types of artists picked between the 2010 and 2011 years. What the hell happened? It's pretty shocking how distinct the break is, at least to me.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 11, 2026 05:39 PM (ycI94)

From what I read they hired Jay Z and his company 'Roc Nation' to do the halftime shows and there hasn't been a white performer, other than Eminem, on stage since.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Everyone is trying to defend Bad Bunny. Google his lyrics from the halftime show and then have them translated into English. If you try to say those words in English on TV, the fines would be outrageous.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (gkpAx)

127 Jay Z took over hiring the “talent”, that’s what happened..
Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet

Hoping the FCC eviscerates all parties involved. I can wish can't I?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (OR60z)

128 125 We're visiting Colorado for the first time this June.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

Going to Denver?

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (pDt9x)

129 They're Article II judges, part of the DOJ.

Not Article III judge.
-
In that case, fire them all. Lock stock and barrel.
---
He is.
Some bint got her "you're fired!" notice while she was on the bench.
Started crying and everything, "I've just been fired and have to suspend this hearing."

LOL, LOL, LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (HXT0k)

130 I live in CO and avoid Denver like the plague. DIA doesn't count since it's quite a ways from actual Denver.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (gtcuf)

131
Can’t say I think much of your town. I have relations I visit in Colorado. I always hate going “ into town” there with them.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

Not my town no more, brotha. I left 3.5 years ago and have thanked G-d to be out literally every single day since. Sometimes more than once.

It's Antonio's town, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)

132 Coyotes are faster than Roadrunners in real life, but I think the Roadrunner has longer run in them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (PYyV9)

133 51 A clerk at the local lumberyard I go to had "Idiot" tattooed across his forehead

Posted by: huerfano at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (98kQX)

It's always nice to know up front what you're dealing with.

Seriously, though, he's employed, and hopefully making enough to overcome his bad decisions.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (zYpTz)

134
I thought those gang face tattoos get people in big trouble in El Salvador. Like "grabbed off the street on sight" kind of trouble.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (azNOR)

135 Wedding in Larkspur, then to Boulder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:49 PM (RIvkX)

136 First they came for the illegal aliens, and I said nothing because my family has been in this country for over 300 years.

Then they came for the H1bs, because I spent my career working with H1bs and they suck.

Then they came for the Super Bowl performers, and I said “Are you sure you got all of the H1bs?”

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:49 PM (l3YAf)

137 Regardless which "tract" these judges rail on, they need to be part of a new parking lot. The asphalt part.

I still contend that the Trump administration should have been prepared for the judicial coup and confronted it with prejudice on day one. So much bullshit could have been avoided and the Trump agenda moved forward by months, if not years.

And let's not forget the botched Comey and Brennen subpoenas.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2026 05:49 PM (jtM2q)

138 Hoping the FCC eviscerates all parties involved. I can wish can't I?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (OR60z)

I forget, what happened after Janet Jackson?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 05:49 PM (rbvCR)

139 From a quick bing search, Trump has fired 98 immigration judges. They are doing something here.
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But hiring?

The Blade is not first!

sad trombone

[lol that was mean of me]

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:49 PM (HXT0k)

140 Bible Quote
King rickb223 Version

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
If you deport his ass, you never have to feed him again.
Trump 20:16
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"May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't."

Posted by: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

141 A clerk at the local lumberyard I go to had "Idiot" tattooed across his forehead

Posted by: huerfano at February 11, 2026 05:28 PM (98kQX)
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Was he wearing a mask or would that be redundant?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (RIvkX)

142 I said roadrunner once (BA-DUM!) roadrunner twice (BA-DUM) I'm in love with rock-n-roll, and I'll be out all night.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (gtcuf)

143 We're visiting Colorado for the first time this June.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

Colorado is great, for the most part (to visit, anyway).

Just stay the hell out of the Front Range Corridor, and you should have a great time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (BI5O2)

144 131
Can’t say I think much of your town. I have relations I visit in Colorado. I always hate going “ into town” there with them.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

Not my town no more, brotha. I left 3.5 years ago and have thanked G-d to be out literally every single day since. Sometimes more than once.

It's Antonio's town, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2

Ah. Congratulations, YD. The town has a very bad vibe. Weird creepy people running loose all over the place.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)

145 Coyotes are faster than Roadrunners in real life, but I think the Roadrunner has longer run in them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Road runners can fly and glide.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:50 PM (gkpAx)

146 I thought those gang face tattoos get people in big trouble in El Salvador. Like "grabbed off the street on sight" kind of trouble.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 11, 2026 05:48 PM (azNOR)

That is exactly what CECOT is for. I am terrified they will get out.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (rbvCR)

147 My guess is that the fired judges were all dragging their heels, slow walking cases, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (PYyV9)

148 I am pleased to be getting what I voted for. What say you limeys?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (RQM7/)

149 Thanks, JS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (Cjt/F)

150 Everyone is trying to defend Bad Bunny. Google his lyrics from the halftime show and then have them translated into English. If you try to say those words in English on TV, the fines would be outrageous.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:47 PM (gkpAx)

I changed the channel at halftime.
Haven't even watched any clips, only seen a few pics of the show.

That I fell asleep before I ever got back to the game shows how much I care about the NFL, or any sportsball, at this point.

I used to watch some of the Olympics every four years, too.
Haven't watched a minute this year, and not much more back in 2024 either.

I'm uber-apathetic about sports these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (6ydKt)

151 I want a President that makes libtards yearn for the “good days of sensible, moderate Republicans, like Donald Trump.”

Posted by: Deportation Trebuchet Appreciator at February 11, 2026 05:51 PM (l3YAf)

152 Face tattoos-Mark of the Beast. Nah doesn’t work.

Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)

153 OT:

Can Ted Lieu answer as to why he continues to rape and torture immigrant children during satanic rituals in his basement? Does he deny that he rapes and tortures immigrant children during satanic rituals in his basement?

Sources say........

Posted by: I just want to hear him deny it at February 11, 2026 05:52 PM (sAmhv)

154 We're visiting Colorado for the first time this June.

Which part? The western section is more desert but its full of good people. And the skies, God in His heaven, so beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:52 PM (PYyV9)

155 >>I said roadrunner once (BA-DUM!) roadrunner twice (BA-DUM) I'm in love with rock-n-roll, and I'll be out all night.

With the radio on.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:53 PM (viF8m)

156 Wait a second. Only 400k? I thought it was more like 1M deported last year.

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:54 PM (Eh6IB)

157 Remo: “Baby It’s Cold Outside “ is rapey and can no longer be played on the radio, but Bad Bunny’s firehouse vulgarity lyrics are simply delightful cultural imagery.

@DatRepublican mentioned that they used Puerto Rican sign language for the show instead of ASL, despite ASL being the standard in Puerto Rico. They didn’t want viewers to understand his lyrics but accused us of being racist as they hid behind Spanish.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (x4I+a)

158 156 Wait a second. Only 400k? I thought it was more like 1M deported last year.

I believe the 1M number included self-deportations.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (gtcuf)

159 Watched the 24 hours of Daytona instead of the Super Bowl. Haven't watched any Olympics. Lots of racing going on now that the Daytona 500 is this weekend and not just NASCAR. Lots of short track stuff going on around the southeast (GA and FL mostly). Of course, golf is year around on TV. Watching a replay of the PGA event in Phoenix this weekend now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (sAmhv)

160 I used to watch some of the Olympics every four years, too.
Haven't watched a minute this year, and not much more back in 2024 either.

I'm uber-apathetic about sports these days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I've only seen maybe an hour of the Olympics, simply because it's on the TV at the lunch place I eat at. I played battlefield six all day Sunday. Didn't see a second of the game. I don't know who played, nor who won.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (gkpAx)

161 if you're needing a Viagra substitute:

Number of federal employees is at a 50-year low.

Yeah baby! More! Harder!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (HXT0k)

162 The town has a very bad vibe. Weird creepy people running loose all over the place.
Posted by: tubal at February 11, 2026 05:50

Yeah, it's bad for children and other living things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (BI5O2)

163 Carrie Prejean Boller ousted from White House Religious Liberty Commission

Dan Patrick removes Carrie Prejean Boller from Religious Liberty Commission after antisemitism hearing dispute

Carrie Prejean Boller was removed from President Donald Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission on Wednesday following remarks she made during a public hearing on antisemitism earlier this week.
=====
Headline should have also mentioned she got bitch-slapped by Seth Dillon first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2026 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

164 It’s hilarious that Bad Bunny thinks he’s some Spanish Supremacist but performs under an English name.

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Eh6IB)

165

I'm sorry, but the most irritating part of this entire thing is the notion that due process somehow comes into play in removing illegal immigrants with removal orders. They already had their due process, and the only thing that's "due" them is to make sure that they are the individual who was in fact deported. With fingerprinting and dna, that's not even in doubt.

Posted by: imp at February 11, 2026 05:56 PM (g6TN6)

166 Todays' leftist NPC download: Trump had an affair with his 20someething aid in his first term! How do they know this? Some dude claimed it in the Epstein files, which means it has been revealed in the files that it took place! WE MUST IMPEACH!

Its almost painful to watch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:57 PM (PYyV9)

167 I forget, what happened after Janet Jackson?
Posted by: Kindltot

Janet had the plausible excuse of "wardrobe malfunction ". Nowhere near to the same level. Everything about his performance was blatant and intentional. Possibly some indirect consequences like Goodell being forced out. I'm not holding out hope, just wishing.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 05:57 PM (OR60z)

168 It’s hilarious that Bad Bunny thinks he’s some Spanish Supremacist but performs under an English name.
Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:56 PM (Eh6IB)

He just sucks at English, and thought he was calling himself Buttbunny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 05:57 PM (BI5O2)

169 One other thing that I haven’t seen mentioned much: Trump is firing progressive immigration judges.

With what authority? (serious question)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 11, 2026 05:33 PM (Riz8t)

If Trump can fire them, they are executive branch judges not judicial branch judges. Article 2 not Article 3.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 11, 2026 05:58 PM (dhHpw)

170 Bad Bunny's halftime show lyrics in English:

https://tinyurl.com/zehndjzf

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:58 PM (gkpAx)

171 Prince set the bar for halftime very high. Nobody has come close since.

Even the rain helped him.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m)

172 Didn't see a second of the game. I don't know who played, nor who won.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 05:55 PM (gkpAx)

The team owned by a left wing billionaire with lots of illiterate felons defeated another leftist billionaire owned team with lots of illiterate felons. And while it happened millions of people lost their kids’ college fund betting on it.

It was incredible!

Posted by: Really?? at February 11, 2026 05:59 PM (Eh6IB)

173 The funniest stuff I have read about Bad Bunny is hispanic people saying "I could barely understand him, his mumbling delivery is so bad"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)

174 Controversial Remarks: During the hearing, Prejean Boller argued that anti-Zionism is not antisemitic and claimed her Catholic faith prohibits her from supporting Israel, asking Jewish panelists whether that made her an antisemite. She wore a pin depicting the American and Palestinian flags and defended conservative figures Candace Owens and Tucker Carlson against antisemitism allegations.

First I've heard of this.

Since when does Catholicism prevent support of Israel?

Oh, I see, she's watching Candace and Tucker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 06:00 PM (6ydKt)

175 A tattoo I Am a Idiot would be very funny if lots of Hotties didn't have
I DO BUTT STUFF written in Chinese characters tattooed on them

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Judges should calm down.

Pretty soon they will be allowed to make a giant statement! They will have the chance to FREE Maduro and his wife, and then order Trump to restore Maduro to office.

They'll love that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 11, 2026 06:01 PM (A3OTM)

177 Neighbors say Montoya-Galvez was just turning his life around and has recently been attending a local bible study.

Posted by: The local media nobody watches anymore at February 11, 2026 06:01 PM (2Ez/1)

178 It’s hilarious that Bad Bunny thinks he’s some Spanish Supremacist but performs under an English name.
Posted by: Really??

Even more hilarious how all these Latin countries still speak the language of their conquerers.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 11, 2026 06:01 PM (RQM7/)

179 What a world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 11, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

180 I miss the days of marching bands and Up With People.

OK, that was before my time but I miss them anyway.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (gtcuf)

181 The funniest stuff I have read about Bad Bunny is hispanic people saying "I could barely understand him, his mumbling delivery is so bad"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

People all over Facebook were saying, I'm Hispanic, I'm Mexican, or I'm Puerto Rican, and I speak Spanish, and I don't know what the fuck he was saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (gkpAx)

182 >>The team owned by a left wing billionaire with lots of illiterate felons defeated another leftist billionaire owned team with lots of illiterate felons.

Bob Kraft and Trump are friends.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m)

183 I don't really care about the percentage, sure target those first that are really bad because of manpower, but deport them all when found, no matter their record.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (n5tGW)

184 JohnE died? Damn. That sucks.

Rest in peace, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

185 173 The funniest stuff I have read about Bad Bunny is hispanic people saying "I could barely understand him, his mumbling delivery is so bad"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 11, 2026 05:59 PM (PYyV9)

I've seen people on here mention that Puerto Ricans are notorious for talking too fast, mumbling, and making up new words in Spanish.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 11, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt)

186 Who names their kid Prejean?

Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask at February 11, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1)

187 Who names their kid Prejean?
Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask at February 11, 2026 06:03 PM (2Ez/1)

Jean?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 11, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

188 186 Who names their kid Prejean?

Predick and Prejane.

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf)

189 Who names their kid Prejean?
Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask

Cajuns. I knew a guy whose last name was Prejean.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 06:04 PM (gkpAx)

190 Carrie Prejean Boller ousted from White House Religious Liberty Commission

Dan Patrick removes Carrie Prejean Boller from Religious Liberty Commission after antisemitism hearing dispute

Carrie Prejean Boller was removed from President Donald Trump’s Religious Liberty Commission on Wednesday following remarks she made during a public hearing on antisemitism earlier this week.
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Headline should have also mentioned she got bitch-slapped by Seth Dillon first.

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She has a sex tape out there somewhere. Perhaps she can build on that.

Posted by: runner at February 11, 2026 06:05 PM (g47mK)

191 Pretty soon they will be allowed to make a giant statement! They will have the chance to FREE Maduro and his wife
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That will probably happen. If not, a NYC jury will certainly acquit them.

At first, I brushed this aside, because I thought "when it happens, Rubio will just send him back to VZ, and they will tear him to pieces."

But that was before I knew Trump was planning to leave the rest of his regime in place.

I kinda doubt he'll end up in power again - others will relish it too much - but I think there's a real possibility he ends up back in Caracas with a big villa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 11, 2026 06:06 PM (BI5O2)

192 If Trump can fire them, they are executive branch judges not judicial branch judges. Article 2 not Article 3.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 11, 2026 05:58 PM (dhHpw)

Immigration judges are in fact executive branch roles.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 06:06 PM (a95Hw)

193 I hope ICE lets the face tattoo guy go to the middle school dance tonight.

Posted by: Champagne Wishes and Caviar DREAMers at February 11, 2026 06:07 PM (AP7fj)

194 When I lived in Texas I had a Cajun boss. Between the Cajun and the Texan I understood about every fourth word.

One day I asked him what a ratch ear was, because I always heard him saying it.

He looked at me funny, then started laughing so hard he had to take off his glasses and wipe his eyes. When he stopped laughing he said "Look, choo-ton, when I tell y'all to put somethin' ratch ear, y'all put it ratch ear!!"

Posted by: Delurker at February 11, 2026 06:08 PM (gtcuf)

195 Oh but he 666 tat dude probably was scared to try to get laser tattoo removal because that might get him reported. /sarc

Throw them all out. If we are short of labor afterwards than let the construction companies request green cards for workers working within the system. If it is too costly to legally employee them than work on changing workmen's comp. unemployment Ins and other state mandates that make legal labor too costly. And let the laptop class pay more for eating out, landscape services etc.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 11, 2026 06:08 PM (+89TD)

196

Who names their kid Prejean?
Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask

No comment.

- John Danforth Quayle

Posted by: imp at February 11, 2026 06:08 PM (g6TN6)

197 >>That will probably happen. If not, a NYC jury will certainly acquit them.

DeSantis has already said if he isn't convicted in NY then Florida will indict him for crimes against FL.

I don't he's ever leaving the US other than in a box.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

198

Alternatively, George Herbert Walker Bush

It is a certain kind of family, let's leave it at that

Posted by: imp at February 11, 2026 06:09 PM (g6TN6)

199 People all over Facebook were saying, I'm Hispanic, I'm Mexican, or I'm Puerto Rican, and I speak Spanish, and I don't know what the fuck he was saying.
Posted by: rickb223

Be funny if it turns out Bad Bunny is actually a Jewish kid from Shaker Heights

Posted by: Champagne Wishes and Caviar DREAMers at February 11, 2026 06:10 PM (AP7fj)

200 114 I do t give a shit if all they did was jaywalk …

Send the the fuq back to wherever they came from
Posted by: browndog lifts his leg at February 11, 2026 05:43 PM (NRgXA)

Taillight out? Home you go!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 11, 2026 06:10 PM (zYpTz)

201 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 11, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

202 What a world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

cool shoes

Posted by: Champagne Wishes and Caviar DREAMers at February 11, 2026 06:11 PM (AP7fj)

203
in an attempt to deny noncitizens their due process rights

Fuck you and fuck your pet duck, your honor. I'm all broken up about illegal aliens' due process rights. Boo hoo hooooo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 11, 2026 06:11 PM (y9nCu)

204 Who names their kid Prejean?
Posted by: Ok, I'll be the one to ask

If her name is Carrie Prejean Bollar, Prejean sounds like she's Cajun and it's her maiden name.
Bollar is her married name.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2026 06:11 PM (gkpAx)

205 This might end when ICE buys up the neighboring houses one of these Anti-American judges and uses them to house the criminals these judges released. Or might not, but it would be fun to try.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 11, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)

206 They oughta be telling all those masked AWFLs and trantifas in MPLS hey look at that masked dude on Nancy Guthrie's front porch our AI-driven setup can ID you from 500 yards, you still in your Subaru with the windows up.

We. Will. Find. You.

Just like Biden's DOJ thugs found and arrested and sentenced all those J6 peeps, mostly for "parading" or whatever, your stalking, your impeding, your assaults, are real crimes, and . , ,

We. Will. Find. You.

Posted by: M. Gaga at February 11, 2026 06:12 PM (KiBMU)

207 A clerk at the local lumberyard I go to had "Idiot" tattooed across his forehead in large letters, along with an assortment of other markings and words. He was white guy in his late 20s, maybe.

I didn't ask, but I so wanted the story.
Posted by: huerfano

I want to know what was the other side of the bet

Posted by: Champagne Wishes and Caviar DREAMers at February 11, 2026 06:13 PM (AP7fj)

208 Talked with a friend this morning. He's a Hispanic/ Sioux. He had family over to watch the SB. His sister brought their grandmother. They decided to watch the halftime show to see if any BS. He speaks passable Spanish. They caught a few words that made them go WTF. They turned it off because Grandma came into the room and tried to use her walking cane to beat them. She's in her 90s. He said Grandma is still mad at him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 11, 2026 06:13 PM (OR60z)

209 > Watched the 24 hours of Daytona instead of the Super Bowl. Haven't watched any Olympics. Lots of racing going on now that the Daytona 500 is this weekend and not just NASCAR. Lots of short track stuff going on around the southeast (GA and FL mostly).
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Having done some very amateur stuff on road courses in a couple cars, I think people don't appreciate the mindset needed to keep one's loud peddle pushed down to the floor while entering a sweeper and hoping the car doesn't spin, or your fuck up and drive into a wall at 145MPH.

It's not anywhere near "easy."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2026 06:13 PM (jtM2q)

210 The virtue signaling from y’all about your purity in what you don’t watch is nauseating.

You sound like a bunch of Karens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2026 06:16 PM (W2Pud)

211 {{{nurse ratched}}}

Now with a drop of sandalwood extract behind my right ear.

Shame Tyler Lockett did not get a ring. He was a KSU standout.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 11, 2026 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

212 In fact many many illegals detained have been released through habeas actions by inferior courts.

"Immigrants" are not involved in any way here, contra the absurd propaganda, er, "reporting". Illegal aliens are not immigrants, and most never will be.

The entire judiciary emphatically including SCOTUS is lawless here, even violating their own made-up rules, as well outrageously ignoring express limits of jurisdiction established in actual law.

"Activist judge" is most the most idiotic meaningless terms in current use. No, Trump's "mandate" has nothing to do with ENFORCING THE LAW. Such is not a matter of election margins or campaign promises.

"Can't anybody here play this game?". Carry on.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2026 07:08 PM (U/Byj)

213 A modest proposal. These released non violent undocumented visitors shall be placed in the home of a relative of the judge who releases them.

Posted by: Don Lemon Needs to be sent to Gaza at February 11, 2026 07:20 PM (9A/Bk)

214 I thought the USSC told these local district judges to but out of immigration matters and that only immigration courts could handle them.

Posted by: tjpruett at February 11, 2026 07:50 PM (N1llP)

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