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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Trump Renews Call for SAVE Act to Keep Illegal Aliens (and Dead Citizens) from Voting as the Spanish Left Legalizes Illegal Alien Voting![]() With high-stakes midterms approaching, Trump has urged GOP lawmakers to stop dithering and move legislation he says is essential to securing U.S. elections. The president has called for mandatory voter ID, proof of citizenship, and a rollback of mass mail-in voting, arguing that states have failed to protect the integrity of federal elections. In recent remarks and social media posts, Trump said elections must be conducted "legally and honestly" -- and warned that if states can't do that, the federal government should step in. He has repeatedly pushed Congress to act, calling for passage of the SAVE America Act while demanding tighter standards for who can vote and how ballots are cast. The SAVE America Act would require proof of U.S. citizenship to register to vote in federal elections. Acceptable documentation would include a passport, a REAL ID-compliant identification showing citizenship, a military ID with proof of U.S. birth, or a government-issued photo ID paired with a birth certificate or naturalization papers. The bill also directs states to ensure only citizens are registered and requires in-person verification for mail-in applicants. It does not ban mail-in voting outright, nor does it change who counts ballots -- points Democrats and voting-rights groups have seized on as Trump continues to call for broader reforms. In Spain, the socialists and communists felt their Phony-Baloney jobs in jeopardy, so they said the Quiet Part Out Loud and actually passed the Quiet Part into law -- the legalized voting for illegal aliens and foreigners in hopes that 500,000 foreign voters would save them. Apparently the socialist government offered citizenship to illegals... if they just showed up to vote. Which they did. In hordes, of course. Yossi BenYakar They still suffered a defeat in the regional elections. [Brussels Signal EU:] Spain's ruling Socialist Workers' Party (PSOE) suffered a crushing setback in the snap regional elections in Aragón. In the ballot yesterday, it slumped to one of its worst historical performance, losing ground amid a surge by the right-wing Vox party. Provisional results from the Government of Aragón and the National Electoral Commission, with more than 98 per cent of votes counted, show the centre-right People's Party (PP) emerging as the largest force with 26 seats in the 67-seat Cortes of Aragón. That is down two from its 2023 tally, despite topping the poll with around 34 per cent of the vote. The PSOE, led by former minister Pilar Alegría, collapsed to 18 seats, down five, equalling its all-time low from 2015. It secured 24.3 per cent of the vote in what analysts describe as a humiliating defeat for Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez's party. Vox delivered the night's clearest winner, more than doubling its representation from seven to 14 seats and claiming nearly 18 per cent of the vote, a sharp rise that cements its role as kingmaker in any right-wing coalition.Note that a far-left government official admitted -- declared proudly -- that she "hopes for a replacement theory," whereby native Spanish "fascists and racists" are replaced by foreign migrants. She says this straight up. And Google's AI still claims "replacement theory" is a "white nationalist conspiracy theory," despite an actual government official in a left-wing government declaring for all to hear that that is precisely the left's master plan: Spain's former Minister of Equality, Irene Montero, has publicly stated that she hopes for the "great replacement" theory to take place in Spain. During an event, Montero, a leader of the far-left Podemos party, stated: "Of course I hope for 'replacement theory,' I hope we can sweep this country of fascists and racists with immigrants. Whatever their skin color, whether 'Chinese, Black, or Brown'". The "great replacement" theory is a white nationalist conspiracy theory that claims white populations are being intentionally replaced by non-white immigrant populations, often through deliberate political action. Montero's statement has sparked significant debate, with critics warning against endorsing a conspiracy theory considered dangerous, while her supporters call for dialogue on the topic of population changes and political dynamics.Here's the video of this Spanish left-wing government official endorsing the "white nationalist conspiracy theory."
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Yay! Woohoo!
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Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 10, 2026 04:29 PM (ewuvP) 4
Doubt we have the votes
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Good to "see" you back...
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Sponge?
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Corgis called
Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2026 04:30 PM (KN2gu) 8
Repost (please don't ban me!!!)
Olympics update! Don't know where to drop this, but.... US Womens Hockey Team is FARRRRRR superior to US Women's Soccer Team!!!!! US -5 Can - ZERO!!!!!! -SLV Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 10, 2026 04:30 PM (7kJyR) 9
Rookie f'n mitsake. Read the post.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2026 04:31 PM (KN2gu) 10
wow the It's Not Happening meme is spot-on!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 10, 2026 04:31 PM (Cjt/F) 11
Mesa worried about Ace.
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at February 10, 2026 04:31 PM (P0Z/H) 12
Too bad the GOPe will fight it tooth and nail.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 10, 2026 04:31 PM (zjgNU) 13
I'm glad Trump clarified that VOTER ID is IDENTIFICATION, because otherwise people would just show their id, their ego, and their superego and demand a ballot. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 10, 2026 04:32 PM (n7rxJ) 14
USA
Posted by: doug at February 10, 2026 04:32 PM (Hy+R4) 15
>>Apparently the socialist government offered citizenship to illegals... if they just showed up to vote.
Freedom! I approve Posted by: Goth Fonzie at February 10, 2026 04:32 PM (mymNa) 16
Smoking asses on Fb. All those leftists saying it's raciss to make people get id's.
I simply tell them, "go ahead and say it. You know you want to. Black people are too stupid to get id". Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2026 04:33 PM (KN2gu) 17
Read the whole thing.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:33 PM (y6810) 18
Where I live i have to show a photo ID and a voter registration card.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:33 PM (BI5O2) 19
Casey Putsch. Dunno anything about her other than she is not Vivek.
Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:31 PM (2swu2) Carried over... Casey Putsch, aka "The Car Guy", likely doesn't use 'her' as his pronoun. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e) 20
"stop dithering and move legislation he says is essential to securing U.S. elections."
Hear, hear! Require voter ID! Legislate it! Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (N8ZBc) 21
What blackmail material do they have on Thune, that he refuses to get the SAVE act passed? It's like he is trying to protect the left, so they can survive this fall's midterms and impeach Trump again. Or does he just have TDS like most establishment GOP?
Posted by: LizLem at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (gWBY1) 22
Man. I hope Trump twists the GOPe senators’ arms so hard that they come out of their sockets.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (jbnUc) 23
The problem with the Spanish Civil War was that they didn't kill enough commies. The Spanish will be pining for old Franco soon enough.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (XMwZJ) 24
Apologies: I thought I published this an hour ago. Sorry, I got out for a run for the first time in two weeks and I guess my head was little goofy.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM I don't think the "runner's high" does that.... maybe some OTHER kind of high... Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (zjgNU) 25
Many seem unaware of a recent development in language. "Conspiracy theory" now means "incontestable fact."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (AlhUl) 26
Before I expandified the post I had a vision in my head of what a leftoid Spaniard female would look like and boy was I spot on.
Yet another mid whose shrill, loud ass couldn't get laid on a troop train. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (5aZAZ) 27
It would entertain me if the anger over the 500,000 illegals given voting rights in Spain continues to build over the next months through the further regional elections. Spanish elections seem to be quite weird...
Anyway... If the 500,000 illegals activates millions more Spaniards to say "fuck the socialists," it would amuse me. Let it be done. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (GBKbO) 28
There’s zero chance this happens. No dem senators will vote for it. Only way is to nuke the filibuster. So as I said zero chance it happens.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (y6810) 29
All throughout the civilized world, stupid young, radical women like this dolt will, ironically, bring about the end to the civilized world.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI) 30
Apologies: I thought I published this an hour ago. Sorry, I got out for a run for the first time in two weeks and I guess my head was little goofy. ====== "And I thought I was a knucklehead." -Tim Walz Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (GBKbO) 31
"Travel"???
No, you don't get to vote by mail just because you're on vacay. This is the exception that swallows the rule. Entire cemeteries of Democrat voters will be "traveling.' Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (ujXVj) 32
OMG, US Women's Hockey Team is not giving up, just 1 minute left and they are still ATTACKING!!!!
THIS IS THE WAY!!!! -SLV Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (7kJyR) 33
"All those leftists saying it's raciss to make people get id's."
That's the stupidest talking point they ever stuck to. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (N8ZBc) 34
33 "All those leftists saying it's raciss to make people get id's."
That's the stupidest talking point they ever stuck to. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (N8ZBc) ===== Which they earnestly believe. They think black people are too stupid to get IDs. I've gotten one to admit it fully to me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:36 PM (GBKbO) 35
If the 500,000 illegals activates millions more Spaniards to say "fuck the socialists," it would amuse me.
Let it be done. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (GBKbO) Does Spain have an Islamist Party? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e) 36
REAL ID-compliant identification showing citizenship,
=== Real ID compliant =/= citizenship ! it's just legal status! so a green card holder can get that little star on the DL Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:36 PM (g47mK) 37
34 Cripes.
Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (N8ZBc) 38
I'd imagine Trump has kompromat on all the GOP fucktards. Same for the leftists... but they probably don't give a shit either way.
I'd suggest he use it. Now. Openly. And frequently. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (jtM2q) 39
Women’s hockey is stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (W2Pud) 40
12 Too bad the GOPe will fight it tooth and nail.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian But they have a problem. All the election fraud shit is about to hit the fan and most of them have already mouthed support at one time or another for Voter ID laws. This is going to put them on the defensive, especially the GOPe shitheads in the Senate. If Thune is forced into a talking filibuster, I can imagine no better fate for the GOPe senators than having to listen to about two months worth of debate about voter ID and immigration enforcement and no better fate for the Dems that will likewise have to spend time talking about how Voter ID and kicking criminal illegals out is a bad thing for two months or so. DHS funding being tied to the SAVE Act would be a chef's kiss. Let the Dems argue why voter ID is bad, non citizens can vote, and opposing deporting useless mouth breathing criminals. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (2swu2) 41
sorry this post is so late, I thought I posted it with my phone while out but I guess all I did was turn off the alarm telling me to post it. I'm out of practice being out of doors.
Posted by: ace at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle) 42
21 What blackmail material do they have on Thune, that he refuses to get the SAVE act passed? It's like he is trying to protect the left, so they can survive this fall's midterms and impeach Trump again. Or does he just have TDS like most establishment GOP?
Posted by: LizLem at February 10, 2026 04:34 PM (gWBY1) No blackmail is needed to make people do what they want. Thune doesn’t want this because he is fine with fraud that helps democrats. Just like McConnell before him. And Boehner and Ryan and every Republican “leader” for the past 30 years. Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (y6810) 43
The problem with the Spanish Civil War was that they didn't kill enough commies. The Spanish will be pining for old Franco soon enough.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 10, 2026 04: It's never a one-off. It's like mowing the lawn, it has to be maintained. This is why I endorse the idea of having a massive quadrennial Jubilee with all kinds of fun activities, capped off with a midnight massacre of Leftists by a priestly class armed with golden-bladed bone saws. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (BI5O2) 44
All throughout the civilized world, stupid young, radical women like this dolt will, ironically, bring about the end to the civilized world.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI) I'm starting to understand why 1300 years ago muslims lost their shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (snZF9) 45
US Womens Hockey Team is FARRRRRR superior to US Women's Soccer Team!!!!!
Well, who isn't? They can't even compete with an under-15 boys team. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (XMwZJ) 46
39 Women’s hockey is stupid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (W2Pud) BITE THY TONGUE!!!!! Tis far better than the WNBA, ... at a minimum.... -SLV Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (7kJyR) 47
This is like the trans issue -- they have taken such absurd and extreme positions that they can never back down.
If they admit that they planned a "replacement" (And lets call it what it is -- white genocide,) then that justifies ethnic cleansing of Europe and USA of all these incompatible immigrants (I am thinking mostly the muslims.) Not all, enough that the existing culture can survive. There is a long long history of kicking incompatibles out of your country -- It has occured everywhere throughout history. That is the one thing they never wanted to "normalize," but they already have by saying whites need to be marginalized in their own countries. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (mymNa) 48
Renea Turner is running for GOP governor against Ramaswamy -
Report - A former write-in GOP gubernatorial candidate with ties to the Ohio Republican party allegedly attempted to raise a "posse" to kidnap Gov. Mike DeWine (R), try him over his decision to implement pandemic-related health restrictions, and sentence him to either exile or death, the Ohio Capital Journal reported. Renea Turner's alleged plan was discovered after one of the people she reportedly contacted to join the posse notified law enforcement. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (Dv3i1) 49
I'm so glad you got out for a run Ace!
I took the dogs out for a walk. I still thought it was hella cold tbh they liked it tho USA girls just won hockey vs Canada they looked GOOD Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (emBoF) 50
Which they earnestly believe. They think black people are too stupid to get IDs. I've gotten one to admit it fully to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======= But deeper than that, the only reason they want illegals voting along with retarded people, those with mental illness or dementia is because of team blue. It ain't compassion but political power they seek. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:38 PM (2swu2) 51
40 DHS funding being tied to the SAVE Act would be a chef's kiss. Let the Dems argue why voter ID is bad, non citizens can vote, and opposing deporting useless mouth breathing criminals.
Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (2swu2) ==== Murk came out in opposition. But, it needs to be remembered that DHS funding not appropriated through 2028 is really limited to the TSA and a couple of other things. All deportation functions were budgeted and appropriated in the OBBB last year. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (GBKbO) 52
Fvck Spain. These hypocrites recognize Gaza as a state while suppressing Basque and Castilian nationalists.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (RIvkX) 53
I doubt the Spanish feminist has thought this whole thing through. It might dawn on her when she fleeing rapey immigrants. Might, not even guaranteed then
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (yI5mB) 54
There’s zero chance this happens. No dem senators will vote for it. Only way is to nuke the filibuster. So as I said zero chance it happens.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (y6810) Ackshully, there was something from the MR about this. They could require an actual filibuster, using the Senate's current debate rules, and get it up for a vote. That's not likely to happen because a number of GOP Senators don't want the SAVE Act and will use the Democrats intransigence to allow them to hide that fact from their voters. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e) 55
Fun fact. Ferdinand and Isabella financed Columbus as a part of the celebration of the Muslims being kicked out of Spain so America was founded on removing Islam. Now America will be lost on importing Islam.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (J+Psw) 56
That a large swath of the Spanish spent several centuries under Islamic rule and spent another century battling to take it back means nothing to this left-wing agitator who hates her own people so much she’d rather see them replaced by anybody who can make it across the border.
I’m starting to understand why the Spanish Civil War was such a bloody affair, and why their radical left had to be beaten into submission by Franco for four decades. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt) 57
46 39 Women’s hockey is stupid.
dude you don't watch it I guess it's GOOD way better than ... I mean it's better than womens' version of tennis (which is different but good). it's pretty much just like mens hockey Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (emBoF) 58
Wymynses hockey like wymynses sorcerer is filled with angry lesbians who hate America.
I’m cheering against them. Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (y6810) 59
"They think black people are too stupid to get IDs."
Most of them are 1000X more skillful than I am at using smartphones; I see it daily. If they can master smartphones, they can get a f'n ID. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (N8ZBc) 60
> I'm out of practice being out of doors.
You went OUTSIDE!?! All hail Ace, the bravest of us all!! Posted by: bonhomme at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Yp6az) 61
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the brain. The lady is calling on that reliably left-wing "working people" to replace "the scroungers" -- by bringing in immigrants. I don't know what's going on in Spain, but their scroungers and working people seem to be the reverse of ours. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (n7rxJ) 62
Which they earnestly believe. They think black people are too stupid to get IDs. I've gotten one to admit it fully to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 10, 2026 04:36 PM (GBKbO) The AWFLs certainly think that because of their white savior complex. The higher ups know that this seriously damages their fraud operation. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (zjgNU) 63
Real ID compliant =/= citizenship ! it's just legal status! so a green card holder can get that little star on the DL
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:36 PM (g47mK) But the green card holder would be unable to register to vote as that requires proof of citizenship (in the Act). Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 10, 2026 04:40 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske) 65
If Thune is forced into a talking filibuster, I can imagine no better fate for the GOPe senators than having to listen to about two months worth of debate about voter ID and immigration enforcement and no better fate for the Dems that will likewise have to spend time talking about how Voter ID and kicking criminal illegals out is a bad thing for two months or so.
DHS funding being tied to the SAVE Act would be a chef's kiss. Let the Dems argue why voter ID is bad, non citizens can vote, and opposing deporting useless mouth breathing criminals. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (2swu2) Saw an article abount this. Film ALL the Dems opposing the SAVE Act and use that against them in elections ads. Make them defend their own words! -SLV Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 10, 2026 04:41 PM (7kJyR) 66
I like how Trump has leftists insisting some races are too stupid to get IDs while also defending actual child molesters while simultaneously arguing it's a bridge too far to not be able to personally identify the ICE agents arresting their pets.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 10, 2026 04:41 PM (AywZy) 67
58 Wymynses hockey like wymynses sorcerer is filled with angry lesbians who hate America.
wtf no mostly just college players Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:41 PM (emBoF) 68
Missing from the report is this normalization was done by decree not legislation.
So much for "democracy" amirite? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (RIvkX) 69
For LOLs, I once whipped out my driver's license to vote when I lived in SoCal. The desiccated hippy who was checking off names on the list recoiled from my photo ID like Dracula having a crucifix shoved into his face. Funny as hell. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (y9nCu) 70
Murk came out in opposition.
-- Good G*D, will AK not rid us of this infected pustule of a senator?! Posted by: Lady in Black at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (qBdHI) Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (XvL8K) 72
53 I doubt the Spanish feminist has thought this whole thing through. It might dawn on her when she fleeing rapey immigrants. Might, not even guaranteed then
Posted by: Smell the Glove Just lie still and close your eyes, dear, and think of Al-Andalus. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (3ek7K) 74
"I once whipped out my driver's license to vote when I lived in SoCal. The desiccated hippy who was checking off names on the list recoiled from my photo ID"
Happened to me too. They would NOT look at it. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:42 PM (N8ZBc) 75
These Olympians hate America. They shouldn't be wearing its flag. I'm not proud of their win, and I wish Canada had beat them like a rented mule.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:43 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 04:43 PM (TN0g+) 77
The problem with the Spanish Civil War was that they didn't kill enough commies. The Spanish will be pining for old Franco soon enough.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent Mr. we could use a man like 'Cisco Franco again. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 10, 2026 04:43 PM (J+Psw) 78
There’s a video on Eww-Tube of a guy asking black people in Harlem if they had ID. And they all like yeah of course I have ID everyone does, what a dumb thing to ask.
Same guy goes to Brooklyn and asks white people if voter ID should be the law.. The whites in Brooklyn say no that’s racist, black people don’t know how to get ID. One even said black people have trouble reading so they don’t understand instructions on how to get ID. Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (y6810) 79
"wymynses sorcerer is filled with angry lesbians who hate America."
If they're sorcerers you should stay away from them anyway. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (8Xy/A) Posted by: Confused Japanese guy at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (TbWk/) 81
I think we can settle this whole controversy of Women's Hockey with one question: Do all the women Hockey players have all their teeth? If yes, illegit. If no, legit. Posted by: naturalfake at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (iJfKG) 82
The Fulton County FBI affidavit has been unsealed.
Not a hint of corruption. https://tinyurl.com/5ams7jd8 Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m) 83
28 There’s zero chance this happens. No dem senators will vote for it. Only way is to nuke the filibuster. So as I said zero chance it happens.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (y6810) ----- Not true. The R's in the Senate could, if they wanted to, simply force the D's to engage in a talking filibuster instead of the gay-ass "silent filibuster" that has been in practice in the Senate since the 70's. Make all those old fucks stand in the well and orate for days on end and grind the business of the Senate to a halt. Requires zero rule changes and doesn't "nuke" anything. It just returns the Senate to Regular Order ante the stupid introduction of the concept of a cloture vote on literally everything. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (5aZAZ) 84
better question is how many non-citizens have Real IDs....probably most of them
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:45 PM (g47mK) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 10, 2026 04:45 PM (zZu0s) 86
I doubt the Spanish feminist has thought this whole thing through.
- She doesn't do thinks. She does feelz. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (J+Psw) 87
No, you don't get to vote by mail just because you're on vacay. This is the exception that swallows the rule. Entire cemeteries of Democrat voters will be "traveling.' Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete =========== I'm pretty sure you can vote at a US embassy if you're traveling that far. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (n7rxJ) 88
My black daughter has like 7 or 8 IDs. All of them are mine.
She will find it wherever I put it, and then it joins her collection. I suspect in the floor vent. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (BI5O2) 89
So they legalized 500k illegals to vote for them and STILL lost?
If I lived in Spain, I'd be getting my militia ready to hunt down those leftist shitheads. Who knows, maybe we will see a huge red tide in Europe? Speaking of which, whatever happened to those 8 AFD members in Germany? Were they killed?. Did they just "disappear"? Why is this not discussed on the "world stage" It's a fucking stage alright.. Posted by: melodicmetal at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (XLfSN) 90
Note that a far-left government official admitted -- declared proudly -- that she "hopes for a replacement theory," whereby native Spanish "fascists and racists" are replaced by foreign migrants.
She says this straight up. --- The Re-Reconquistadores she's keen on importing are 1) among the most racist people on the planet and 2) will implement sharia law as soon as they have enough of a minority to do so. (They don't need a majority--fear of beheading will keep the kafir in line.) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (ESVrU) 91
74 I showed the ID because there's always a hassle about my sloppily written signature; it comes out different every time I write it.
To hell with signature verification when everybody already has Real IDs now. Assuming not too many Real IDs have been issued to ineligible voters; a terrible assumption, but it's all I got. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (N8ZBc) 92
>>>I'm so glad you got out for a run Ace!
I took the dogs out for a walk. I still thought it was hella cold tbh they liked it tho thanks. I was thwarted because the trails I wanted to walk were, of course, still covered in snow. I don't know why I expected them to have cleared. but I walked and ran on the streets and sidewalks a bit. Posted by: ace at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle) 93
Murk get paid in bitcoin and coke.
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (g47mK) 94
As Golden State lawmakers push a proposed 5% tax on the ultra-wealthy Billionaires, they are moving in droves to Florida in DROVES.
To remedy the exodus of wealth to Florida, Gov. Newsome now proposes a "Thousand-aire Tax" on people that earn more than $100K per year. California needs money desperately to feed children of color that Trump is starving from the Big Beautiful Bill. Posted by: CNN Breaking News at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (J9q9v) 95
Is Red China taking any colored folks in yet?
Posted by: Nanga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (TmfuF) 96
Fetterman has already said he will vote for voter ID.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (viF8m) 97
But, it needs to be remembered that DHS funding not appropriated through 2028 is really limited to the TSA and a couple of other things. All deportation functions were budgeted and appropriated in the OBBB last year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======= Murcow may oppose the SAVE act but Fetterman's Lump says he supports Voter ID, even trade there. And yes, I know that the DHS funding charade only deals with a fraction of the department which is why it may continue for awhile. Use to happen all the time in the 70's with little notice of 'shutdowns'. People might actually cheer TSA not being around. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:48 PM (2swu2) 98
Note that a far-left government official admitted -- declared proudly -- that she "hopes for a replacement theory," whereby native Spanish "fascists and racists" are replaced by foreign migrants.
- Obviously reasonable people in Spain should recognize that there is no possibility of living in peace with the Left and take the appropriate defensive measures. Posted by: Methos at February 10, 2026 04:48 PM (vSvIl) 99
75 These Olympians hate America. They shouldn't be wearing its flag. I'm not proud of their win, and I wish Canada had beat them like a rented mule.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:43 PM (BI5O2) ----- Hard to be surprised that a women's hockey team would all be Subaru drivers. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 04:48 PM (5aZAZ) 100
Same guy goes to Brooklyn and asks white people if voter ID should be the law.. The whites in Brooklyn say no that’s racist, black people don’t know how to get ID. One even said black people have trouble reading so they don’t understand instructions on how to get ID. Posted by: Really?? ============ Those idiot whites were at Berkeley. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 10, 2026 04:48 PM (n7rxJ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 10, 2026 04:48 PM (J+Psw) 102
Which they earnestly believe. They think black people are too stupid to get IDs. I've gotten one to admit it fully to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======= But deeper than that, the only reason they want illegals voting along with retarded people, those with mental illness or dementia is because of team blue. It ain't compassion but political power they seek. Posted by: whig The powers that be know that. The lofo's honestly believe the bullshit that they're too stupid to get ID. Posted by: rickb223 at February 10, 2026 04:49 PM (KN2gu) 103
"I'm so glad you got out for a run Ace!"
Going outside is one of my velleities. Not enough volition to carry out the task I claim I want to accomplish. Back in the 1980s-1990s, it was my favorite thing. Nowadays, all the fun is indoors. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:49 PM (N8ZBc) 104
REAL ID can be obtained by non citizens. Not just green card holders but also “refugees” and those with “temporary” status. So all the Haitians here on TPS could get one.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:49 PM (y6810) 105
Ugly white women's thirst for immigrant dick has killed more people and caused more misery than the malaria mosquito.
Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 04:49 PM (MgVzy) 106
To hell with signature verification when everybody already has Real IDs now. Assuming not too many Real IDs have been issued to ineligible voters; a terrible assumption, but it's all I got.
Posted by: gp Electronic signature verification is a joke for the most part as people's signatures vary quite a bit on e sign versus paper and pen. And different styluses , touchpads, etc. make e-signatures a stupid indicator of voter fraud. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:50 PM (2swu2) 107
What blackmail material do they have on Thune, that he refuses to get the SAVE act passed? It's like he is trying to protect the left, so they can survive this fall's midterms and impeach Trump again. Or does he just have TDS like most establishment GOP?
--- Don't discount a whole bunch of limp-wrist GOPe types still--STILL--at this day, insisting that we can find a common ground, a reasonable compromise with the left if we'd just calm down, tone down the heated rhetoric and listen. That if we end the filibuster, it will be the complete and total end of the Republic, America and apple pie. That, just because it's absolutely, 100% guaranteed the Dems will end it on Day One if they ever gain the Senate, is no reason to not hold on and appeal to the better angels of their nature then. And securing our elections from massive fraud is not a good reason to upset the comity and unity of the Senate. Or you know: F you idiot citizens--we Senators are the important people and don't have to listen to you. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 10, 2026 04:50 PM (HXT0k) 108
sorry this post is so late, I thought I posted it with my phone while out but I guess all I did was turn off the alarm telling me to post it. I'm out of practice being out of doors.
Posted by: ace at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle) --- I believe that bright white ball up in the sky is called "The Sun." But I could be wrong. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 04:51 PM (ESVrU) 109
I think we can settle this whole controversy of Women's Hockey with one question:
Do all the women Hockey players have all their teeth? If yes, illegit. If no, legit. Posted by: naturalfake at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (iJfKG) ------ They all wear full-face cages and there is no checking in women's hockey so it quite honestly sucks. The threat of physical injury because some other person hit you at 20mph on ice skates is what makes hockey fun. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 04:51 PM (5aZAZ) 110
Murk get paid in bitcoin and coke.
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM but mostly... Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 04:52 PM (jc0TO) 111
'REAL ID can be obtained by non citizens. Not just green card holders but also “refugees” and those with “temporary” status. So all the Haitians here on TPS could get one.'
Another problem that Congress ought to try to fix. They should have been working on this election security stuff from the very beginning of the session, not beginning eight months before the next election. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:52 PM (N8ZBc) 112
I hope Ace runs serpentine like Sheldon. We need Ace around as a force for Good.
Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 04:52 PM (MgVzy) 113
The Re-Reconquistadores she's keen on importing are 1) among the most racist people on the planet and 2) will implement sharia law as soon as they have enough of a minority to do so. (They don't need a majority--fear of beheading will keep the kafir in line.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 04:46 PM (ESVrU) She seems the type to be OK with that as long as her hated capitalist fascist racists have been defeated. You can always count on a demented communist female cult member to be in the “If I cant’t have it, and control it, then let it all burn” camp. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt) 114
The powers that be know that.
The lofo's honestly believe the bullshit that they're too stupid to get ID. Posted by: rickb223 The lower downs know at a deep level that their side cheats and they are okay with it. A lot of it is like sports fans, it is okay when we cheat to win but those other bums are CHEATING us of victory. It has been pretty much that way all teh way back. James Madison lost a race for Virginia because he did not feel that liquoring up his supporters and then marching to the polls en masse was quite cricket. The other guy didn't have those scruples and won. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:53 PM (2swu2) 115
>>Electronic signature verification is a joke for the most part as people's signatures vary quite a bit on e sign versus paper and pen. And different styluses , touchpads, etc. make e-signatures a stupid indicator of voter fraud.
I just electronically signed for my plumber. At the best of times it looks nothing like my signature with pen and paper and these are not the best of times for me. I would never pass if that was the test. Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m) 116
I’d bet $1000 a random boys HS hockey team from upstate NY could beat the wymynses Olympic team. By at least 5 goals.
Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:53 PM (y6810) 117
82 The Fulton County FBI affidavit has been unsealed.
Not a hint of corruption. https://tinyurl.com/5ams7jd8 Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m) _______________________________ Five separate defects and discrepencies....any one of which could account for the difference between the winner and the runner-up easily. Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 04:53 PM (dIske) 118
It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 04:53 PM (jc0TO) 119
I'm supposed to get my driver's license renewed this year. I'm debating if I should get the Real ID version. Probably should if the SAVE act passes.
Last time I tried to get it I was turned away because the utility bill I brought to prove my residency in Missouri was "too old." (It was from 2 months or so prior to my renewal.) I was too lazy and frustrated to bother getting them the most recent utility bill. Idiots. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU) 120
She seems the type to be OK with that as long as her hated capitalist fascist racists have been defeated.
You can always count on a demented communist female cult member to be in the “If I cant’t have it, and control it, then let it all burn” camp. Posted by: SpeakingOf Her party has no seats now in the regional Parliament of which she was a candidate. So that particular asshole has nothing in front of her but failure. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (2swu2) 121
They all wear full-face cages and there is no checking in women's hockey so it quite honestly sucks. The threat of physical injury because some other person hit you at 20mph on ice skates is what makes hockey fun.
there's plenty of checking in women's ice hockey Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (emBoF) 122
It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.
==== Charles Dickens ??? Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (g47mK) 123
112 I hope Ace runs serpentine like Sheldon. We need Ace around as a force for Good.
Posted by: sifty boones I picture more of a "sashay" than a run. Posted by: NTTAWWT at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (oftw2) 124
Apparently the socialist government offered citizenship to illegals... if they just showed up to vote. ------ That's like offering $500 to anyone who will kick you in the ass. What monstrous assholes socialists are. They are opening the final battle for Europe. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (azNOR) 125
Thune: We can’t nationalize elections
Other Republicans: Let’s pass this bill that overrides state’s rights and imposes national requirements for elections. I don't think it has any chance of passing the Senate. Republicans need 60 votes in the Senate, which they don't have. Alternatively, they could kill the filibuster, but once that rubicon is crossed there's no going back. A lot of Democratic women are ready to make changes and do what they can to vote, but this would also knock out a lot of Republican women who are not ready to do that. Might this backfire on Republicans? There's a section that would require all states to verify US citizenship prior to issuing drivers licenses. That would make it so pending status immigrants couldn't legally drive! This is a wishlist disguised as a bill. Throw every grievance into one document and call it reform so no one can argue the details without looking defensive. this bill will be useful to the GOP even if it fails, because if it fails the GOP can use it as ammunition against the Democrats. They'll claim Democrats let immigrants vote or something, even though it never really happens. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (JCZqz) 126
118 Sans-culottes. In the 1970s terrorist movies, the tactical response team catchphrase was always 'shoot the female terrorists first.'
Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (N8ZBc) 127
123 112 I hope Ace runs serpentine like Sheldon. We need Ace around as a force for Good.
Posted by: sifty boones I picture more of a "sashay" than a run. Posted by: NTTAWWT at February 10, 2026 04:55 Lol Posted by: CaliGirl at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (AywZy) 128
Last time I tried to get it I was turned away because the utility bill I brought to prove my residency in Missouri was "too old." (It was from 2 months or so prior to my renewal.)
I was too lazy and frustrated to bother getting them the most recent utility bill. Idiots. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU) But if No First Name Given shows up he gets a CDL no questions asked at the same DMV. Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (y6810) Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (g47mK) 130
Only way is to nuke the filibuster.
As ballistic wrote, one way is to bring back the filibuster. Or a compromise filibuster. Let them perform a fake filibuster for one or two days. Then they have to really stand up and talk and show they mean it. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2026 04:56 PM (EXyHK) 131
Last time I tried to get it I was turned away because the utility bill I brought to prove my residency in Missouri was "too old." (It was from 2 months or so prior to my renewal.)
I was too lazy and frustrated to bother getting them the most recent utility bill. Idiots. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ====== Get it or get the passport card along with a passport. The passport card issued by State Dept is good for limited travel to Mexico, Canada, and perhaps the Bahamas, but just fine as domestic id for air travel, etc. In some ways, better than Real ID. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:56 PM (2swu2) 132
121 They all wear full-face cages and there is no checking in women's hockey so it quite honestly sucks. The threat of physical injury because some other person hit you at 20mph on ice skates is what makes hockey fun.
there's plenty of checking in women's ice hockey Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (emBoF) ______________________________ I understand that playing Japan is a bitch. Lots of "Tune in Tokyo" going on. (Note: Boob Reference) Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 04:56 PM (dIske) 133
“Why did it take Thomas Massie and me… going to the Justice Department to get these six men’s identities to become public? If we found six men that they were hiding in two hours, imagine how many men they are covering up for in three million files?” he continued.
Blanche, however, stressed the DOJ was “hiding nothing” given that both their names appeared elsewhere in the cache of files. Posted by: SMOD at February 10, 2026 04:56 PM (enSNT) 134
A lot of Democratic women are ready to make changes and do what they can to vote, but this would also knock out a lot of Republican women who are not ready to do that. Might this backfire on Republicans?
- What changes? Lol Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (y6810) 135
Do you know where your birth certificate is ??
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (g47mK) 136
95 Is Red China taking any colored folks in yet?
Posted by: Nanga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (TmfuF) — I’ve occasionally seen a report where they have imported some low-skill labor (think janitors and the like) from Africa. They are treated by the Chinese exactly as you would expect. Kinda similar to the way Arabs treat their imported Philipinos. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt) 137
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 10, 2026 04:55 PM (JCZqz)
Every single poll I have seen is overwhelmingly for voter ID including Dem voters by a wide margin... Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (HbB1p) Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (viF8m) 139
Yet another mid whose shrill, loud ass couldn't get laid on a troop train.
Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 04:35 PM (5aZAZ) Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. One of the best put-downs I've heard in years. I'm going to steal this. Posted by: Retired, thank God at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (va0Yo) 140
Every single poll I have seen is overwhelmingly for voter ID including Dem voters by a wide margin...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (HbB1p) Adorable you think politicians care what people want. Posted by: Really?? at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (y6810) 141
Do you know where your birth certificate is ??
Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM I have two copies. (I misplaced it once and ordered a replacement) I once used my baptismal certificate as ID to get a DL. Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (jc0TO) 142
The lower downs know at a deep level that their side cheats and they are okay with it. A lot of it is like sports fans, it is okay when we cheat to win but those other bums are CHEATING us of victory.
------- At least the base anyway. I was talking to an AWFL years ago, who was elated, like nearly dancing a jig about the Mueller Report coming out (she didn't know I supported Trump). I told her I thought she would be disappointed because the investigation didn't turn anything up, and the initial predicate was obviously fabricated. She said she knew that, but it didn't matter so long as Mueller got him out of office, and then we were going to a Trumpless Promised Land. When they don't know you're not one of them, they'll say what they *really* think. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (BI5O2) 143
I just electronically signed for my plumber. At the best of times it looks nothing like my signature with pen and paper and these are not the best of times for me.
I would never pass if that was the test. Posted by: JackStraw Where I lived, until computers improved things, we used paper and pen ledgers to sign into vote and you can readily see if your signature was incorrect because there was the whole trail of past signatures in the bound volume. E signatures vary way too much and we should really scrap them for credit cards, hospitals, etc. for some other id verification scheme. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (2swu2) 144
131.
Unless you get a TSA goon that can't read. I had one call his supervisor over to explain to him what a US Passport Card was. I thought he was shittin me. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (MgVzy) 145
Spain's former Minister of Equality ...
------------- ... Equality In Misery, Poverty, & Premature Death. Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (3jBMv) 146
I still have my original social security card.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (jc0TO) 147
146 I still have my original social security card.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (jc0TO) Me too... Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (HbB1p) 148
I’m starting to understand why the Spanish Civil War was such a bloody affair, and why their radical left had to be beaten into submission by Franco for four decades.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt) It's beginning to start in earnest here. Wait for warmer weather plus the World Cup in the summer. Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (gKDq2) 149
sorry this post is so late, I thought I posted it with my phone while out but I guess all I did was turn off the alarm telling me to post it. I'm out of practice being out of doors.
Posted by: ace at February 10, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle) howard stern is that you ? Posted by: alpine_beer at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (van9r) 150
I miss Women's Beach Volleyball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (iMotb) 151
Well I've been watching the men's figure skating short program all day. I know a lot of the guys here think it's faggy but some of those men, especially the American Ilia Malinin, can throw off those quad jumps like they're nothing. Malinin is particularly amazing. The costumes can get a faggy though.
Posted by: Tuna at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (lJ0H4) 152
150 I miss Women's Beach Volleyball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (iMotb) Mighty cold there for that Posted by: It's me donna at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (HbB1p) 153
"Do you know where your birth certificate is?"
I had to drive out of state to get mine, to use for CMP purchases. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (N8ZBc) 154
141 Do you know where your birth certificate is ??
Posted by: runner ====== Hell yes. And I have multiple sealed copies. I know where my social security card is, etc. Doesn't take much organization at all to at least secure important documents like deeds to property, car titles, etc. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (2swu2) 155
Does anybody knows if any Medels has been win by any Gay asteletes in the Olympeks yet ??
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (pqu8b) Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (N8ZBc) 157
I support anything that suppresses the right of stupid people to vote.
Not sorry at all. If you can't do basic paperwork and manage your life on an adult level, I don't want you voting. Educate yuseff. Manage yuseff. Support yuseff. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:02 PM (MgVzy) Posted by: JackStraw at February 10, 2026 05:02 PM (viF8m) 159
The population of Spain has increased form about 40 million in 2000 to 49.5 million today. Almost entirely due to third world immigration. So around 19% of the population is foreign born and at least another 10% are their offspring. Meanwhile Spanish women are averaging 1.1 babies, half needed for replacement.
That is more than alarming. Worse than England and Germany. They are good and screwed. Posted by: Ripley at February 10, 2026 05:02 PM (GUOwU) 160
152 150 I miss Women's Beach Volleyball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 10, 2026 05:00 PM (iMotb) Mighty cold there for that.... EXACTLY CORRECT, IT SHOULD BE COLD TO "PERK" THINGS UP !!!! Posted by: Jackson at February 10, 2026 05:03 PM (J9q9v) 161
Electronic signature is a joke, it might as well be a monkey doing it
Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0) 162
If my trailer park cracker ass can keep my original birf serdificut and sosal securidy card, anyone can.
Been in the same ammo can for 40 years. It's not rocket surgery. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:04 PM (MgVzy) 163
When they don't know you're not one of them, they'll say what they *really* think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice I got that shit all the time as a professor. True confessions and former students used to be the way I kept up with politics outside of the papers at the state and local levels. Due to my subject, most of my students worked in government or politics. A lot of people cannot keep their mouths shut which is how O'Keefe made himself a career from leftist knobs trying to impress sex partners. Thirsty males in particular admit stupid thoughts if they think they will get laid. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 05:04 PM (2swu2) 164
I still have my original underwear when I had my first wet dream about Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 10, 2026 05:04 PM (38587) Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:05 PM (MgVzy) 166
I'm an outlaw. I laminated my Social Security Card.
Posted by: Livin' On The Edge at February 10, 2026 05:05 PM (oftw2) 167
Meanwhile Spanish women are averaging 1.1 babies, half needed for replacement.
That is more than alarming. Worse than England and Germany. They are good and screwed. Posted by: Ripley _______ Apparently not. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 10, 2026 05:05 PM (XvL8K) 168
I still have my original social security card.
Unfortunately not. But I do still have the original cardstock page that it came out of, with the text Detach your card and sign it immediately. Carry it in your purse or wallet. Which is why I dont have the original card. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2026 05:05 PM (EXyHK) Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (g47mK) 170
They don't think black people are too stupid to get id. They just want to cheat. Simple as.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (zZu0s) 171
136 95 Is Red China taking any colored folks in yet?
Posted by: Nanga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon at February 10, 2026 04:47 PM (TmfuF) — I’ve occasionally seen a report where they have imported some low-skill labor (think janitors and the like) from Africa. They are treated by the Chinese exactly as you would expect. Kinda similar to the way Arabs treat their imported Philipinos. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM (6ydKt) ______________________________ The media ignores it, but they use slave labor on their illegal fishing fleets. Also, indentured servitude, and some of those lucky chaps are from North Africa. Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (dIske) 172
I have all my ball jersey's since college. I doubt I could fit in any of them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (jc0TO) 173
there's plenty of checking in women's ice hockey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 04:54 PM (emBoF) ----------------- Body checking is officially prohibited in Olympic women's hockey under IIHF rules, which define illegal hits as those meant to separate an opponent from the puck. However, intense physical contact, including pushing, shoving, and incidental body contact while playing the puck, is permitted and often allowed to be quite physical. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (5aZAZ) Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (MgVzy) 175
164 I still have my original underwear when I had my first wet dream about Whoopie Goldberg.
Posted by: Joe Biden !?!?!? (Insert Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber puking meme) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (JCZqz) 176
"I support anything that suppresses the right of stupid people to vote.
Not sorry at all. If you can't do basic paperwork and manage your life on an adult level, I don't want you voting." 'Poll tests' are so Officially Odious in our Establishment History Books, I don't think we'll ever go back; never be able to persuade the judiciary. But yeah, I agree. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:07 PM (N8ZBc) 177
The great replacement theory was also the topic of the book The Emerging Democratic Majority in 2002 written by two of the Democrat Party's top strategists.
This is easily the dumbest "but its a conspiracy theory!" bullshit the left has ever gone on to claim Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2026 05:08 PM (sKqQm) 178
Almost all my jerseys are #9. I played for two teams where nine was already taken but it seems it is not that popular a number.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 05:08 PM (jc0TO) 179
I'm an outlaw. I laminated my Social Security Card.
Posted by: Livin' On The Edge at February 10, 2026 05:05 PM I did the same with both my original social security card and draft card. Never had anyone including both the US Army and US Navy refuse to accept my SS card. I still have both. One day I need to burn my draft card, maybe when I turn 70 next year. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 10, 2026 05:08 PM (0N4FZ) 180
Women's Beach Handball is a very scenic sport, especially when Norway plays Denmark or Holland plays Sweden.
Posted by: Rabid Fan! at February 10, 2026 05:08 PM (oftw2) 181
Do you know where your birth certificate is ?? Posted by: runner at February 10, 2026 04:57 PM 6 feet away in a lock box in my file cabinet. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 10, 2026 05:08 PM (y9nCu) 182
A few of us male commenters here should start an NGO where we tour the world knocking up women in these low birthrate countries.
It's a mission we can get all behind. Imma call USAID and pitch it. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM (MgVzy) 183
Does everyone really not know this ? Or do they think women and minorities don't vote at all in 36 states?
- As of now, 24 states require voters to present photo identification in order to vote at the polls. Additionally, 12 states require non-photo identification, while 14 states do not generally require any identification to vote. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM (Dv3i1) 184
As ballistic wrote, one way is to bring back the filibuster. Or a compromise filibuster. Bring back Mister Smith Goes To Filibuster. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++) 185
151 Well I've been watching the men's figure skating short program all day. I know a lot of the guys here think it's faggy but some of those men, especially the American Ilia Malinin, can throw off those quad jumps like they're nothing. Malinin is particularly amazing. The costumes can get a faggy though.
Posted by: Tuna at February 10, 2026 05:01 PM (lJ0H4) -------- Malinin is gayer than five guys blowing six guys but that doesn't mean he's not a hell of an athlete. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM (5aZAZ) 186
They don't think black people are too stupid to get id. They just want to cheat. Simple as.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 10, 2026 05:06 PM (zZu0s And. Embrace it. They just want to cheat, but find that to be a reasonable fig leaf because they know all those black people (who they've never encountered outside of the upper class blacks educated by Progressive white saviors), are too stupid to do anything. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2) 187
... for some other id verification scheme.
Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 04:59 PM (2swu2) ------------- Whatever happened to retinal scans a la "Minority Report?" [BTW, retinal scans can still be used for those blind or with ]an eye disease, but their effectiveness depends on the specific condition and the type of scan used.] Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 10, 2026 05:10 PM (3jBMv) 188
A few of us male commenters here should start an NGO where we tour the world knocking up women in these low birthrate countries.
It's a mission we can get all behind. Imma call USAID and pitch it. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:09 PM I call dibs on Eastern Europe, and Burma. Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 05:10 PM (jc0TO) 189
This is a wishlist disguised as a bill.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions Tell me this is the first bill you've read without telling me this is the first bill you've read. Posted by: mikeski knows they didn't really read it at February 10, 2026 05:10 PM (VHUov) 190
"One day I need to burn my draft card"
I did, long after VietNam war was over. The card was surprisingly flammable. Poof! (If I did get called up, I planned to comply. I was just very drunk at a party.) Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:10 PM (N8ZBc) 191
I don't even bother trying to do a real signature on a touchpad; mostly I do a Wash Irving (like Yossarian) lately, using index finger nail .
no one cares. shouldn't be legally acceptable, yet here we are ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 10, 2026 05:11 PM (Cjt/F) 192
Still have my original SS card.
Did one of those homemade lamination jobs on it when it started to fray in middle school. I remember one girl I knew told me I couldn’t do that when she saw me take it out my wallet one day. “Well, I did, what are they going to do, tame it back?” Never had a problem with it being laminated. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt) 193
However, intense physical contact, including pushing, shoving, and incidental body contact while playing the puck, is permitted and often allowed to be quite physical.
____ Let's get physical! Posted by: Olivia Newton-John at February 10, 2026 05:11 PM (Dv3i1) 194
Does that socialist Spanish bint think she will be wielding any power once those swarthy enrichers replace the native Spaniards?
Posted by: Butch at February 10, 2026 05:11 PM (98xTj) Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:12 PM (MgVzy) 196
I sign with a legible first character and then a squiggly. Doctors say 'Whoa now' when they see my scrawl.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 10, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO) 197
174 164.
Ted Danson has a lot of explaining to do. Posted by: sifty boones In his defense (God, I can't believe I'm here), he dated her for just under two years in the early 90s. Here's Whoopi from the 1993 Oscar's https://tinyurl.com/55pyxep3 (no, not a trap this time) She's....as cute as Michael Obama? Maybe Ted had a kink, and made her wear her Sister Act habit? Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 10, 2026 05:12 PM (JCZqz) 198
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. One of the best put-downs I've heard in years. I'm going to steal this.
Posted by: Retired, thank God at February 10, 2026 04:58 PM (va0Yo) ------ *fistbump* Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:13 PM (5aZAZ) 199
My grandfather had a number of quirks. One was that he had an engraved brass SS card made to carry in his wallet, so it would never wear out. Never had a problem with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 05:14 PM (BI5O2) 200
178 Almost all my jerseys are #9. I played for two teams where nine was already taken but it seems it is not that popular a number.
Posted by: toby928(c) Ted Williams and Roger Maris wore #9, and Reggie Jakson did for much of his career. Posted by: #9 Dream at February 10, 2026 05:14 PM (oftw2) 201
197.
She was funny and cool for about 12 minutes. Shame the brain worms got her. Now, shithouse rats get restraining orders against her. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:14 PM (MgVzy) 202
Malinin is gayer than five guys blowing six guys but that doesn't mean he's not a hell of an athlete.
Posted by: ballistic My gaydar didn't sound when I heard him interviewed but it's been faulty before so I'll take your word for it. Posted by: Tuna at February 10, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4) 203
'She was funny and cool for about 12 minutes.'
I remember one of her early stand-up bits that was actually anti-abortion. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:16 PM (N8ZBc) 204
Does that socialist Spanish bint think she will be wielding any power once those swarthy enrichers replace the native Spaniards?
This is what I dont get. I keep going back to the line in Cabaret: Do you still think you can control them? Do they really look at the nations that have already gone down this path, and see the ruins of even the villas of the rich, and think its not going to happen to them? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2026 05:17 PM (EXyHK) 205
Ted Danson got together with Whoopi when they did the movie Made In America in the early 90s.
Never did quite figure out how he got there but maybe they hit it off between takes. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt) 206
Whatever happened to retinal scans a la "Minority Report?"
[BTW, retinal scans can still be used for those blind or with ]an eye disease, but their effectiveness depends on the specific condition and the type of scan used.] Posted by: ShainS ====== I think they are still in use for really top security. Nowadays, probably an e-palm print would be fine. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 05:17 PM (2swu2) 207
This is what happens when you have an "elite" that has no business being an elite and are fully aware of it but absolutely cant bear the idea of giving up the positions and perks. Nothing matters to them except they stay where they are.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 10, 2026 05:17 PM (ipAbj) 208
Never did quite figure out how he got there but maybe they hit it off between takes. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 10, 2026 Lost a big bet to a mafia bookie who made him do it as penance when he couldn't pay. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2) 209
My gaydar didn't sound when I heard him interviewed but it's been faulty before so I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: Tuna at February 10, 2026 05:15 PM (lJ0H4) ---- Dude has gay face like whoa Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:18 PM (5aZAZ) 210
there's plenty of checking in women's ice hockey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 10, 2026 Bitch checked me up! Posted by: Marian Berry at February 10, 2026 05:18 PM (VV2ns) 211
I still don’t understand how they think they are going to rule over barbarians.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 10, 2026 05:19 PM (XV/Pl) 212
Lost a big bet to a mafia bookie who made him do it as penance when he couldn't pay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Tony, please! Break my knees or something!! Posted by: Ted Danson at February 10, 2026 05:20 PM (JCZqz) 213
"This is what happens when you have an "elite" that has no business being an elite and are fully aware of it but absolutely cant bear the idea of giving up the positions and perks. Nothing matters to them except they stay where they are."
A lot of folks in private sector employment too. They need the job so desperately that they'll set aside any ethical considerations to keep it. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:20 PM (N8ZBc) 214
Do they really look at the nations that have already gone down this path, and see the ruins of even the villas of the rich, and think it’s not going to happen to them?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2026 05:17 PM (EXyHK) ---- They are completely ignorant of history, otherwise they wouldn't be slavish adherents to the same lame, lazy, bullshit ideology that has resulted in nothing but death and destruction 100% of the times it's been tried. They are also too stupid to have any sense of self-preservation. Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:20 PM (5aZAZ) 215
203 'She was funny and cool for about 12 minutes.'
I remember one of her early stand-up bits that was actually anti-abortion. Posted by: gp I was sure I had read she engaged in prostitution at one time, but can't find any evidence. She did say, in her 1997 book "Book", that she did phone sex for a while and made good money. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 10, 2026 05:22 PM (JCZqz) 216
The left doesn't want to give up power because that's how they make their money
Yes they know the long term results of what they are doing is bad for their countries but the leaders believe "generational wealth" will protect them and the street level thugs do not care about the future as long as they are getting paid NOW Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm) 217
Do you know where your birth certificate is ?? Posted by: runner Yep. All three of ours are in the safe deposit box. I looked at them when I retrieved the title for the car I sold on Friday. Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 10, 2026 05:22 PM (QVmho) 218
Nordic skiing is as expected now really good, with lots of cameras (and now drones). Biathlon the best, because the lead can change dramatically throughout the race depending on performance at shooting. Mixed biathlon relay was Sunday, very good. Looking into those Anschutz rifles just out of curiosity. They seem to start around $5K.
Targets are disks the size of a CD 2 50M. Decent challenge when you're in the middle of the most aerobic exercise there is. Especially in the standing shooting segment. Posted by: rhomboid at February 10, 2026 05:23 PM (U/Byj) 219
214.
The childless and Godless have no legacy to protect. They think only of growing their comfort and power while mortal and spare no thought for the future. Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:23 PM (MgVzy) 220
Esure Spain, the alligator will eat you last, like a little tapa
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 10, 2026 05:23 PM (NtVYv) 221
"size of a CD @ 50M"
Of course the special skill in biathlon is regulating your effort and lowering your heart rate before each range session. Posted by: rhomboid at February 10, 2026 05:24 PM (U/Byj) 222
BTW, retinal scans can still be used for those blind or with an eye disease, but their effectiveness depends on the specific condition and the type of scan used.
The two most common are iris and retinal, where iris is the one that most of us are familiar with in real-life, and retinal we mostly encounter seeing in movies. Iris is in your phones, airports, and other venues where non-invasive biometric identity is required. Takes maybe a second or two to do. Retinal scans requires close alignment to the scanner eyepiece and takes ten or more seconds to perform. Retinal works because it maps the blood vessels in the back of the eye, so it doesn't care about blindness or dark eye color, but iris does care in visible light imaging (blue has higher accuracy, brown less so) but eye color has less effect in near IR lighting. In a system I built for the military, we used powerful near IR because we were simultaneously capturing three modalities, finger, face and iris all with cameras. (yes, capturing fingerprints with cameras) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (xE0sV) 223
I suspect it's a subconscious urge and desire for death and destruction (as opposed to say "homicidal-suicidal empathy").
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (3jBMv) 224
El Cid shouldn't have bothered.
Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (MgVzy) 225
Biathlon is one of the best Winter Olympic sports there is. Hard as shit and anything can happen with the shooting segments.
Posted by: ballistic at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (5aZAZ) 226
"They are completely ignorant of history"
They think every idea that pops into their heads is novel, never thunk of or tried before. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (N8ZBc) Posted by: sifty boones at February 10, 2026 05:26 PM (MgVzy) 228
All these gimmick 'sports,' but they still refuse to put bobsleds on the ski jump tower and see how far they could fly.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 10, 2026 05:28 PM (A+7oL) 229
Ace went out running again? He's making me tired
Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:29 PM (N8ZBc) 230
The two Dutch 1000 meter speed skating ladies are very nice.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 10, 2026 05:29 PM (NtVYv) 231
nood
Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:29 PM (N8ZBc) 232
"They are completely ignorant of history"
They think every idea that pops into their heads is novel, never thunk of or tried before. Posted by: gp at February 10, 2026 05:25 PM (N8ZBc) And thatbis intentional on the part of their teachers. We have created a generation of cannon fodder who does not aee anyone who disagrees with them as worth living. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 10, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s) 233
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Never did quite figure out how he got there but maybe they hit it off between takes. Posted by: SpeakingOf ===== Beards are quite common in Hollyweird world. Posted by: whig at February 10, 2026 05:30 PM (2swu2) 234
Too bad. I traveled throughout Spain and it was great. Barcelona is rocking, yo. Lotsa hot chicas too.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 10, 2026 05:30 PM (ZmaZ9) 235
All these gimmick 'sports,' but they still refuse to put bobsleds on the ski jump tower and see how far they could fly.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 10, 2026 05:28 Dude, building a roll-cage skinned in metal and impact resistant glass to be shaped like .50cal boattail and launching off a ski jump would be freaking awesome. You're onto something here. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 10, 2026 05:31 PM (OpG39) 236
The two Dutch 1000 meter speed skating ladies are very nice.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 10, 2026 05:29 PM (NtVYv) The whole women's speed skating team is nice looking Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 10, 2026 05:31 PM (NtVYv) 237
Desperately wanted to get into biathlon years back but you have to live in the mountain West or upper New England to do it. Ditto for serious nordic skiing in general.
Was once skiing at a large great layout near Winter Park (YMCA of the Rockies) and there was a guy skiing with a biathlon rifle. He wasn't doing any shooting of course, but he was stopping at the range, mimicking a session, then doing a penalty lap before getting back on the main trail. I talked with him and he said he did it as part of a recreational club, some of the younger guys aimed at the Olympic team. Still remember thinking "damn, some places I could do biathlon as a hobby". Oh well. Posted by: rhomboid at February 10, 2026 05:31 PM (U/Byj) 238
Pennsylvania once during a primary required a ID, the Democrats got that blocked. That had to be over 10 years ago
Posted by: Skip at February 10, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0) 239
The ski jumpers are right. I injected hyaluronic acid today before my my bike ride and I shaved 3 minutes off my usual time.
Posted by: Aerodynamism On Display at February 10, 2026 05:33 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 10, 2026 05:33 PM (0aYVJ) 241
I think (retinal scans) are still in use for really top security. Nowadays, probably an e-palm print would be fine.
Multi-modality provides better security, that is, match face, iris and fingerprint (8 out of 10 since thumbs are harder to capture on cameras) With this one caveat: the blood vessel network at the back of the eye is incredibly stable and about as difficult as it can get for spoofing. So if foiling duplication is a premium and user friendliness is not even a factor, retina is still king. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 10, 2026 05:33 PM (pUU4E) 242
234 Too bad. I traveled throughout Spain and it was great. Barcelona is rocking, yo. Lotsa hot chicas too.
Posted by: Elric the Blade Yeah, we know you're a swarthy and hirsute fan. Posted by: More Nordics For Me at February 10, 2026 05:36 PM (oftw2) 243
Count me as one who likes women's hockey. As an aside the goalies look almost square in their equipment.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 10, 2026 05:36 PM (Nbak7) 244
People are in my X feed saying if it costs you anything out of pocket to register to vote or procure an ID, that's an unconstitutional poll tax.
They're whackadoo about it. If you have to drive to your voting location your gas consumed is a poll tax. If you have to stand in line so long it costs you in unrealized income, it's a poll tax. If we arrange for you to vote in the comfort of your own home, so you don't have to drive or take off from work, then the money you spend making your place habitable is a poll tax. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 10, 2026 05:38 PM (GD2xa) 245
239 The ski jumpers are right. I injected hyaluronic acid today before my my bike ride and I shaved 3 minutes off my usual time.
Posted by: Aerodynamism On Display Just keep it away from the spokes. Trust me on this. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 10, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) 246
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