The Morning Rant

Insurrection anyone?

Luckily, it is performative, and aside from the inconvenience of not being able to use state facilities, it is a worthless, pointless, political show. New Jersey is pathetically inefficient, so any report of ICE activity will be acted upon several weeks, if at all, after it occurs, and the tactical effect will be exactly zero. Collecting information from the public about federal law enforcement activity is simply a sop to the new governor's constituents: illegals, welfare cases, AWFLs, and teacher's union activists.

'She is putting a target on their backs': New Jersey governor launches online portal to track ICE agents

Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property as well as launch an online portal to track agents' movements.
"ICE is making everyone less safe. Today, I'm taking action to protect New Jerseyans. First, I'm signing an Executive Order to ban ICE from launching actions from any state property," Sherrill posted in a statement on the X platform.
She then linked to the site run by the New Jersey Attorney General's office "where people can upload videos of ICE interactions they see in our state."

If ICE begins large-scale operations in New Jersey, and I hope they do, it will be a convenient misdirection for the hapless fool we just elected as governor. She can use it to distract from the absolutely terrible condition of our roads, our unbelievably bad transit systems, our out-of-control taxes, our exploding energy costs, and all of the other quality-of-life degradations that come with leftists in power.

And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:00 AM (lnk1R)

2
Minki!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2026 11:01 AM (iJfKG)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:01 AM (lnk1R)

4 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property

That's not how it works sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:02 AM (lnk1R)

5 Another New Jersey thread!

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 11:02 AM (upeQk)

6 That is truly an Insurrection.. I'm waiting for the round ups Ala Jan 6thers...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:02 AM (6XbCK)

7 So, that NJ gov is the one who got kicked out of a military academy for cheating, correct?

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

8 These governors installed by the DNC machine have wasted no time in breaking shyte.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2026 11:03 AM (36PRH)

9 If they start deporting illegals from New Jersey, it could lead to the Jersey Bounce!

https://youtu.be/9y6ngdzKgao

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (8zz6B)

10 And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

Wal Mart at Midway Rd & IH-635 in Dallas.
We call it the UN.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (lnk1R)

11 4 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property

That's not how it works sugartits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:02 AM (lnk1R)

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New Jersey needs to secede first.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (36PRH)

12 So, that NJ gov is the one who got kicked out of a military academy for cheating, correct?
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

I believe that she graduated but wasn't permitted to take part in the ceremony. Also, I don't believe that she was accused of cheating - precisely, she was accused of knowing about the cheating and saying nothing. Pretty much on par for a politician.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (ExV1e)

13 The Insurrection, what a show
The Insurrection, here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away!

Posted by: Blue State Governors and Mayors at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (wVcYX)

14 @7 Yup.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (36PRH)

15 Take a moment, if you will, and shed a tear for poor, oppressed Malia Obama (Sidwell Friends, Harvard).

Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

She's learned well from her mother.

We have years and years to hear Malia whining, until she finally sinks into complete obscurity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (n1OCj)

16 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property

Oh, yeah? You and what foreign-born Federal district judge?!

Never mind. I'm sure it's all of them.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM (upeQk)

17 We have years and years to hear Malia whining, until she finally sinks into complete obscurity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (n1OCj)

Or an OD at 34.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM (n9ltV)

18 New Jersey needs to secede first.

What happens when the rest of us just wave goodbye ?

Posted by: Nope at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM (qVy9K)

19 *We have years and years to hear Malia whining, until she finally sinks into complete obscurity.*
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Call us.

Posted by: OnlyFans at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)

20 I hope ICE isn't aware of my illegal alien mother-in-law, who lives at 3212 Springfield Ln, Piscataway NJ 06126 and is often at home in the middle of the day watching her novellas, except Wednesdays, which are shopping days.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Dv3i1)

21 And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

Butbutbut who will pick your lettuce???

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (GVUrx)

22 Yup.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (36PRH)

Nope.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (n9ltV)

23 I believe that she graduated but wasn't permitted to take part in the ceremony. Also, I don't believe that she was accused of cheating - precisely, she was accused of knowing about the cheating and saying nothing. Pretty much on par for a politician.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (ExV1e)

Is cheating on an exam at the military academy a felony? Because that would be misprision of a felony, which is a felony in its own right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (8zz6B)

24 Shoot me now. I'm on an airport shuttle bus with a bunch of annoying high school girls headed to Spain, and chaperones who make me want to yell "NERRRRRDS!" at the top of my lungs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (KB48j)

25 BlueSky Steve Lies(man) on Squawkbox was peppering a disappointingly effeminate sounding Republican congressman about ICE reforms, by which Lies(man) and the left mean stopping ICE from accomplishing anything. He ended with an unhinged rant about the deplorable conditions in which illegal detainees are held while awaiting their transportation out of the country. It was the craziest segment I have ever seen on that program.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 12, 2026 11:08 AM (2ap+5)

26 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

-
Minimooch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 11:08 AM (J+Psw)

27 So Jersey decided to elect a tyrant? State vs. Fed? Time to pop the popcorn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 11:08 AM (xFfhU)

28
And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

I think this is all part of Whole Foods effort to become the 7/11 of Organic Foods.

Amazing how the selection and quality has decreased since the first of the year. And yes, they have definitely hired a bunch of non-English speaking employees.

All WF needs now is a rolling grill with hot dogs and cheap burritos. An Organic ICEE machine would be nice too!

Whole Foods, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (iJfKG)

29 26 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (6XbCK)

30 ICE and BP can just visit any local Fiesta! Supermarket and fill their holding cells.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (wVcYX)

31 Ask the Sopranos for help in Joisey.

Posted by: Pronoun Denier at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (PoaF2)

32 who make me want to yell "NERRRRRDS!" at the top of my lungs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

This is a reasonable approach.

Posted by: Ogre at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (C362Q)

33 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

-
Minimooch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 11:08 AM (J+Psw)

Twice zero is still zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:10 AM (8zz6B)

34 I hope ICE isn't aware of my illegal alien mother-in-law, who lives at 3212 Springfield Ln, Piscataway NJ 06126 and is often at home in the middle of the day watching her novellas, except Wednesdays, which are shopping days.
Posted by: Obligatory

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:10 AM (lnk1R)

35 I hope ICE isn't aware of my illegal alien mother-in-law, who lives at 3212 Springfield Ln, Piscataway NJ 06126 and is often at home in the middle of the day watching her novellas, except Wednesdays, which are shopping days.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (Dv3i1)

But won't you miss the Christmas tamales?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2026 11:10 AM (wVcYX)

36 I look forward to ICE doing what they are supposed to while the governor stares helplessly.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (+4yJ5)

37 "please start with my local Whole Foods"

I would rather cut my own balls off with a dirty rubberband than shop at WF. I went into WF once, and was walloped in the face with preening woke bullshit at inflated prices. Soyboy vibes attacked me. I felt my dick shrink. I had to get out of there before it fell off.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (iFTx/)

38 30 ICE and BP can just visit any local Fiesta! Supermarket and fill their holding cells.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2026 11:09 AM (wVcYX)

Here they stand along the road in a little town about 50 daily in an area easily accessed... Haven't seen any change in the numbers when I drive by

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (6XbCK)

39 ICE and BP can just visit any local Fiesta! Supermarket and fill their holding cells.

Any Tyson plant. Most roofing and drywall jobs. This isn't exactly a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.

Posted by: Nope at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (qVy9K)

40 I live in Van Drew's district in southern NJ. A nominal R (he switched from D awhile back), he's been quietly keeping ICE from doing major raids in our area, we're largely rural and have a quite a few farm workers. If ICE reacts as they usually do to these impotent threats, I'm guessing that Van Drew's job is about to become a bit more difficult.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (vqA1l)

41 ICE is making everyone less safe

This encapsulates the AWFL-driven world view. It's utter BS, and they know it, but bleating about safety is what they use as a substitute for actual thought.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

42 ICE's latest atrocity in Minneapolis:

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

Translation: an illegal driving a car was stopped by ICE, decided to take off, and hit two cars and destroyed the car he was in, and injured himself while being pursued by ICE.

This is all ICE's fault, of course.

The guy posting this on Bluesky is of course molding the minds of impressionable young youth:

Andrew Karre
@andrewkarre.bsky.social
3.6K followers
650 following
6.5K posts
Midwesterner. Minneapolis/St. Paul. Children's book editor at Dutton, an imprint of Penguin Young Readers. He/Him. Protect trans youth. Abolish ICE.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (n1OCj)

43 ICE is making everyone less safe.

Please show your work on how removing criminals from the streets and yeeting them out of the country so that activist "judges" and "parole boards" won't early release them to continue the crime sprees is making everyone less safe.

Or, which is safer for the criminal:

• Being inside CBD's home un-invited at night
• Being in the hands of ICE

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (c3sdc)

44 If the State is restricting constitutionally allowed Federal operations then that state should be restricted from any Federal funding until they remove those restrictions.

I mean it should be a very simple decision and a no brainer for the courts.

But you have attorneys involved . Same profession that is still interpreting an unambiguous one sentence amendment after almost 240 years .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (cwGMH)

45 Imagine how many illegals would already be out of the country if we didn't have assholes like Mikie Sherrill or Timmy Walz along with their fellow judicial travelers running (illegal?) interference.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (jtM2q)

46 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Any doubt that she's Michelle's kid is gone.

Kiddo, you have a famous father. Between that and your skin tone, you're playing life on easy mode. I don't grudge you for that; I think anyone who has those kinds of advantages and refuses to put them to use is a fool. But it's better to be grateful at what you have.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (+4yJ5)

47 New Jersey needs to secede first.

If we were to dig a trench across their northern border, fifty miles from the Delaware to the Hudson, I believe we could float them out to sea and make both sides happy.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (upeQk)

48 Another New Jersey thread!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 11:02 AM

Well it can't be a RI thread. That place isn't real.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (KB48j)

49 Twice zero is still zero.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Before DEI there was political connection.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (C362Q)

50 "As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

=====

Well . . . Not since Harvey Weinstein got kicked out of the casting process

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (8AONa)

51 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”
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LOL yeah I'm sure nothing was handed to Malia Obama. My God these people need us to submit to their deluded lie fantasies more than any tranny or islamist.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (S5fB5)

52 Malia broke in?

Posted by: Hollywood at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (tZs6V)

53 Is cheating on an exam at the military academy a felony? Because that would be misprision of a felony, which is a felony in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (8zz6B)

I don't believe that it's an actual crime at all. It's just academic dishonesty which is treated very harshly except for special people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

54 So New Jersey thru and Executive Order, just became a Sanctuary State.

Fine by me, - send all of the illegal aliens there to live on State land.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (xFfhU)

55 44 If the State is restricting constitutionally allowed Federal operations then that state should be restricted from any Federal funding until they remove those restrictions.

I would keep the sanctions in place for five years after the restrictions are lifted or until every single elected official that voted for this is thrown out of office.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:13 AM (+4yJ5)

56 And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

Butbutbut who will pick your lettuce???

Forget the lettuce, I'm worried about who is going to wipe my ass. Although probably not at Whole Foods.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

57 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

-
Minimooch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!

World's smallest violin plays it's mournful tune.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2026 11:15 AM (lJ0H4)

58 If they start deporting illegals from New Jersey, it could lead to the Jersey Bounce!
https://youtu.be/9y6ngdzKgao
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:04 AM (8zz6B)

Thanks for that. Reminded me of granny & gramps, who did the Jitterbug (barely

at my wedding.

Posted by: Lady Who at February 12, 2026 11:15 AM (JCLJi)

59 I don’t know whether they can successfully prosecute the traitors with a NJ court and judge but they should try. But they shouldn’t only rely on that.

They should do everything they can to disrupt that fucking website. No court order, just do it.
They should arrest, re-arrest and re-re-arrest any
human insurrectionists the left puts out there.
Have decoy operations, so these creeps mob at the wrong place.
Full court press.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

60 Upload some hot video to the NJ site.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2026 11:15 AM (Cqx++)

61 Haven't been to Jersey since 90/91. I have no reason to go back.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 12, 2026 11:16 AM (Hpgos)

62 John Mackey, former CEO of Whole Foods, is an interesting guy. He was a DiSAster in his youth but became a Libertarian and expressed a number of political views, particularly concerning health care, that afforded him the honor of being a target of far left opprobrium.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 12, 2026 11:16 AM (2ap+5)

63 >>Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Didn't she get handed a job through Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:16 AM (gH8T+)

64 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Well, Ms. Obama, there's always OF. I'm sure that every heterosexual leftist man would subscribe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:16 AM (ExV1e)

65 But won't you miss the Christmas tamales?
Posted by: Count de Monet

That reminds me. I have to let the neighbor's bull out and bring him down to the house. His bull hot out last year, came down to the house, munched some grass and hung out. We finally found out who owned it. He came and got it and asked me how much $$ for keeping him overnight. WTF?

The bull ate some grass. No big deal. I'm not charging anyone for that.

A week later, he and his wife stop by and she hands me 24 still very warm tamales that his mom made. I ate 14 that night.

I have to remember the bull trick.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (lnk1R)

66 glurp fligglebog

Posted by: Sid...who likes to be on the bottom at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (oFDdS)

67 LOL yeah I'm sure nothing was handed to Malia Obama. My God these people need us to submit to their deluded lie fantasies more than any tranny or islamist.
Posted by: ...

That little b*tch, she's the daughter of a President. I am only the daughter of a vice president, a remarkably stupid one among that sorry crowd. Nothing was handed to ME!

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (Dv3i1)

68 Well, Ms. Obama, there's always OF. I'm sure that every heterosexual leftist man would subscribe.

Both of them?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

69 If ICE needs space for a holding facility, they should call me.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (gH8T+)

70 When I was in South Jersey one of the local Mexican joints was literally an underground railroad stop. The back room even had mattresses on the floor.

Great food though like everywhere else in the state.

Posted by: DaveA at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (FhXTo)

71 See flounder, this classy little redhead dame is how you become both gentleman AND scholar:

https://is.gd/YyeqXS

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM (S5fB5)

72 Nothing worse in my opinion when judging character than someone always bringing out the victim card.

As the great Bum Phillips said , ‘ You’re always going to fail but you don’t become a failure until you start blaming others ‘

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM (cwGMH)

73 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Any doubt that she's Michelle's kid is gone.

Kiddo, you have a famous father. Between that and your skin tone, you're playing life on easy mode. I don't grudge you for that; I think anyone who has those kinds of advantages and refuses to put them to use is a fool. But it's better to be grateful at what you have.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (+4yJ5)

As a 100 Proof Nepo Baby, she probably has a nice paying job way above her abilities and qualifications.

And there she's likely to stay, except for "horizontal promotions". No one's going to advance her up the ladder just cuz Nepo Baby into a position of real power where she can hurt the business.

Oh, the Unbearable Lightness of the Nepo Baby!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM (iJfKG)

74 They should do everything they can to disrupt that fucking website. No court order, just do it.
They should arrest, re-arrest and re-re-arrest any
human insurrectionists the left puts out there.
Have decoy operations, so these creeps mob at the wrong place.
Full court press.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

Also work to honey-trap any personnel working for the Web portal. Nail them for attempted child sex, or attempted faggotry, etc. Drug charges...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM (8zz6B)

75 56 And if ICE is reading this, please start with my local Whole Foods. I don't think there is a single English speaking employee in the produce section!

Butbutbut who will pick your lettuce???

Forget the lettuce, I'm worried about who is going to wipe my ass. Although probably not at Whole Foods.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
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Who will say, "no hablas inglés" after listening to you spend a minute asking for help finding an item in the store?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM (36PRH)

76 Is cheating on an exam at the military academy a felony? Because that would be misprision of a felony, which is a felony in its own right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:07 AM (8zz6B)

I don't believe that it's an actual crime at all. It's just academic dishonesty which is treated very harshly except for special people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Conduct unbecoming of an Officer and a Gentleman.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (lnk1R)

77 Rhode Island should, at least, be restricted to one Senator. Jeebus.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (Hpgos)

78 scooglip breegflug

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (WCFkK)

79 I don't know if it is the season, or the presence of ICE, but you used to have illegals in the parking lot of Home Depot and elsewhere in suburban Portland selling boxes of strawberries, and you don't anymore.

The boxes generally had a top layer of good strawberries visible, while the rest of the box was rotten.

How DARE ICE suppress these valiant entrepreneurs, doing their best to stimulate the American economy!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (n1OCj)

80 Illegals just want to be held.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (2ap+5)

81 Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (oFDdS)

You’re a delusional retard. A Black Knight that sucks dick.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:20 AM (cwGMH)

82 See flounder, this classy little redhead dame is how you become both gentleman AND scholar:

https://is.gd/YyeqXS
Posted by: ...

Ooooh, that little minx...Me likey...

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

83 >>He came and got it and asked me how much $$ for keeping him overnight. WTF?

This is the proper response. Grazing fees are a real thing. Not to mention the damage that livestock can do to fencing, sprinkler systems, etc.

If that Bull had been in your pasture/yard over 24 hours, you could legally seek recompense. So, the owner did the right thing.

I had a neighbor's herd get stuck in my yard a few years back...they destroyed my sprinkler system and knocked down 2/3 of the fencing...neighbor never offered a thing.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:20 AM (gH8T+)

84 15
‘ Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard’

Maybe you have to work twice as hard because your brain works half as well. That’s just math.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:20 AM (jbnUc)

85 Pay no attention to that bench out front.

Posted by: Your local Pittsburgh Paint store at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (2Ez/1)

86 I'm pretty sure the Gov. didn't think that one thru. E.O.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (xFfhU)

87 Conduct unbecoming of an Officer and a Gentleman.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:19 AM (lnk1R)

Students at the military academies are not officers - yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

88 I had a neighbor's herd get stuck in my yard a few years back...they destroyed my sprinkler system and knocked down 2/3 of the fencing...neighbor never offered a thing.

I can honestly say I've never had a problem with errant livestock.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (Riz8t)

89 Governor of NJ… another white Karen AWFL, the scourge of western civilization

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (fQqaC)

90 I have to remember the bull trick.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:17 AM (lnk1R)

Word

Posted by: David French at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (8zz6B)

91 Maybe you have to work twice as hard because your brain works half as well. That’s just math.

lol that was my first thought!

she's at least one standard deviation dumber than a Harvard student should be. that has to make things a bit of a grind for her lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (j+aD2)

92 Under the anti-piracy laws, the FBI can shut down domains.

I'll piss myself laughing if they do that to NJ's anti-ICE website ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (HXT0k)

93 https://is.gd/YyeqXS
Posted by: ...

That looks like a Sears family photo studio shot. Meaning the setting, not the subject.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (Dv3i1)

94 I knew the black knight trolls would show up .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (cwGMH)

95 WCCO | CBS News Minnesota @WCCO
18h

Minnesota is in the midst of what state health officials call the nation's "largest known outbreak" of TMVII, a sexually transmitted fungal skin infection that can cause severe ringworm.

tee hee

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (7xyr6)

96 sloogflok breep

Posted by: Sid...who likes to be on the bottom at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (UJWr0)

97 Or, which is safer for the criminal:

• Being inside CBD's home un-invited at night
• Being in the hands of ICE

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (c3sdc)

Being inside any Moron's home uninvited, really. I wouldn't recommend it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, armed with jello salad at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (Wt5PA)

98 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Oh bullshit, they were frantically waving her in like a third base coach doing a Pete Townsend impression. You haven't had to work for a damn thing your whole life, just like your parents.

Posted by: Useless nepot whining is extra grating at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (TbWk/)

99 We need to limit our deportation in sanctuary states to just the worst of the worst. Concentrate on the red states for mass deportations.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (jc0TO)

100
Minnesota is in the midst of what state health officials call the nation's "largest known outbreak" of TMVII, a sexually transmitted fungal skin infection that can cause severe ringworm.

The plagues have begun...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (6XbCK)

101 ... is simply a sop to the new governor's constituents: illegals, welfare cases, AWFLs, and teacher's union activists.

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"What the hell are we, chopped givers?"

-- Raping Homicidal Maniacs in Prison

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (0Eh0f)

102 Being inside any Moron's home uninvited, really. I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Depends on how big her boobs are.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

103 she's at least one standard deviation dumber than a Harvard student should be. that has to make things a bit of a grind for her lol.

I'm going to guess she didn't major in quantum physics.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (Riz8t)

104 Maybe you have to work twice as hard because your brain works half as well. That’s just math.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:20 AM (jbnUc)
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MATH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sloooowwwly I turn....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (7xyr6)

105 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard

Could be a sign that you're stupid, but good on you for working through it!

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (upeQk)

106 Well, its Harvard. Not a top college these days. Hasn't been that for a long time.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (Hpgos)

107 I sent them a video of the ice melting in my driveway. :shrugs:

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (vqA1l)

108 But really, Data republican has shown these leftie anti-ICE folks are shit coders.

So, the whole NJ site is going to be wide open to the federal government.

So, I say let them do it.

'cause it'll be more a tool for ICE than anti-ICE.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (HXT0k)

109 Holy crap has the Left buried Black History Month or what?

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:24 AM (S5fB5)

110 Do the Ivies still do legacy admissions?

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:24 AM (cwGMH)

111 The plagues have begun...

Frogs to follow.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

112 89 Governor of NJ… another white Karen AWFL, the scourge of western civilization
+++
Hold my beer...

Posted by: Abigail Spamburger & fries at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (2Ez/1)

113 102 Being inside any Moron's home uninvited, really. I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: pookysgirl

The intruder would probably start running upon hearing me say "The unclean are about to die" and giggling like a Japanese school girl.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (+4yJ5)

114 110 Do the Ivies still do legacy admissions?
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:24 AM (cwGMH)

Faber College does

Posted by: Flounder at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (6XbCK)

115 Holy crap has the Left buried Black History Month or what?
Posted by: ...

Wow, you're right. I haven't seen anything about it. I guess that's because of the white, rayciss Winter Olympics.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

116 Why are they throwing Malia out there? Because someone on the Left knows what Trump did last week to the Obamas. This is a counter effort, mark my words.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (S5fB5)

117 How DARE ICE suppress these valiant entrepreneurs, doing their best to stimulate the American economy!

I'm not sure if the Cato Institute's (spit) "study" demonstrating all the wonderful economic benefits provided by illegals was discussed here, but one of the "benefits" was that the tens of millions of illegals drove up property values, which increases property taxes.

The increase in property taxes that taxpayers have to pay was counted as a pure economic benefit being provided by those wonderful illegals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (n1OCj)

118 111 The plagues have begun...

Frogs to follow.
Posted by: Archimedes

Frog, actually. One big one. Makes quite a mess.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:25 AM (+4yJ5)

119 This is the proper response. Grazing fees are a real thing. Not to mention the damage that livestock can do to fencing, sprinkler systems, etc.

If that Bull had been in your pasture/yard over 24 hours, you could legally seek recompense. So, the owner did the right thing.

I had a neighbor's herd get stuck in my yard a few years back...they destroyed my sprinkler system and knocked down 2/3 of the fencing...neighbor never offered a thing.
Posted by: garrett

The bull didn't do any damage. I preferred the homemade tamales by a real abuela over some cash.

But I have to remember that so I can score some more.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (lnk1R)

120 Holy crap has the Left buried Black History Month or what?

Huh, you're right. I haven't heard a thing about it. I miss it so...NOT!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (Riz8t)

121 We have years and years to hear Malia whining, until she finally sinks into complete obscurity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (n1OCj)

Or an OD at 34.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM

A tragic waxing accident.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (jc0TO)

122 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

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Oh for fuck's sake, suck my dick through my fucking jeans you obnoxious whore.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (3BwY8)

123 Malia Obama is so ugly they faked a worldwide pandemic to force her to wear a mask.

Posted by: Taylor at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (64qRd)

124 Frogs to follow.
Posted by: Archimedes

Oh gads. We're gonna be up our eyeballs in souflees.

I wonder if I can borrow a beret from CBD to fit in.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

125 Being inside any Moron's home uninvited, really. I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Depends on how big her boobs are.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

LOL! Or what color her hair is, I'd imagine.

Posted by: pookysgirl still doesn't want uninvited guests at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (Wt5PA)

126 That looks like a Sears family photo studio shot. Meaning the setting, not the subject.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 11:21 AM (Dv3i1)

It did make me think of drilling.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (S5fB5)

127 You can always move to the paradise of Califzuela, CBD.

Oh, wait ...

"When will you realize ... Florida waits for you."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (0Eh0f)

128 We have years and years to hear Malia whining, until she finally sinks into complete obscurity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:05 AM (n1OCj)
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Or an OD at 34.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 11:06 AM
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A tragic waxing accident.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (jc0TO)
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Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (7xyr6)

129 123 Malia Obama is so ugly they faked a worldwide pandemic to force her to wear a mask.
Posted by: Taylor at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (64qRd)

Really ? I think she looks just like her Father... Oh yeah... You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:27 AM (6XbCK)

130 Malia Obama is so ugly they faked a worldwide pandemic to force her to wear a mask.
Posted by: Taylor at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (64qRd)

LOL! Bringing the Ace-level cruelty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:28 AM (8zz6B)

131 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Any doubt that she's Michelle's kid is gone.

Kiddo, you have a famous father. Between that and your skin tone, you're playing life on easy mode. I don't grudge you for that; I think anyone who has those kinds of advantages and refuses to put them to use is a fool. But it's better to be grateful at what you have.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 11:12 AM (+4yJ5)

That woman is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at February 12, 2026 11:28 AM (wVcYX)

132 *Holy crap has the Left buried Black History Month or what?*

Now do Juneteenth.

Posted by: What a crock at February 12, 2026 11:28 AM (2Ez/1)

133 If the State is restricting constitutionally allowed Federal operations then that state should be restricted from any Federal funding until they remove those restrictions.
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Its a dog and pony show--a state can't restrict access to Federal law enforcement.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:28 AM (TN0g+)

134 >> I think she looks just like her Father... Oh yeah... You're right

I always liked the fat one best.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:29 AM (gH8T+)

135 Malia should add "So" to the beginning of her name to show her solidarity with Minnesota.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:29 AM (77rzZ)

136 New Jersey Monitor: Gov. Mikie Sherrill revealed new details Wednesday about a state website intended to let state officials gather information about federal immigration enforcement actions in New Jersey.

So Rebecca's joining Cali and NY. She's so full of ****.

Cali: Report Misconduct by Federal Agents to the California Attorney General. Please be advised that filing a complaint does not mean that the Office of the Attorney General will take any action on your complaint.

NY: Federal Action Reporting Form
Please use this form to report federal government action in New York state.
Filing a report does not generate a complaint or start a lawsuit on your behalf.

🤷‍♀️ Political; almost meaningless. The wealthy areas - of which there are many - don't have such problems tho they give the $ to keep the problems out.
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Though no outside of NJ, I care neither for Ms. Becky nor her very close associate, Ms. Abigail, of Virginia.

CNN, Spanberger and Sherrill were roommates on Capitol Hill. They’re now making history in their states, Nov. 5, 2025

Ugh.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (NFX2v)

137 I never really wondered how the attitude of the country felt around 1860... but I get to find out, anyway!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (zjgNU)

138 Black women are the most protected employee in the USA because of the EEOC.

Twice I had to go through so much red tape in order to fire a black woman employee. HR almost acted as her defense attorney.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (cwGMH)

139 The left tells me that Matt Walsh talking about the BC tranny shooter 3 years ago was an incitement to violence against him

They also tell me that the federal agents that they openly say they want to kill or prosecute should have no issues with being tracked by the militias that want to kill them and the state governments enabling those militias...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (sKqQm)

140 Is there a phone app that let's people track illegal aliens? What would the libs say about that?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (SHZtS)

141 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Well at Target, the white customers ask you to get down items on the top shelf.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (wVcYX)

142 One of the best ways to observe reality and see what's really happening in the world, is recognizing what you DON'T hear or what is missing. All we are exposed to is what certain people want us to notice.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (S5fB5)

143 You haven't had to work for a damn thing your whole life, just like your parents.

A dean of the law school at the University of Chicago recalled that he got a phone call from one of the University's trustees explaining that the law school was going to hire one Barack Obama as a lecturer.

Obama never published anything or did anything of note at the law school, but during his first presidential run, his minions claimed that the University of Chicago had seriously considered tenuring "professor" Obama.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (n1OCj)

144 LOL! Or what color her hair is, I'd imagine.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Well, of course, busty gingers would get priority.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (77rzZ)

145 CNN, Spanberger and Sherrill were roommates on Capitol Hill. They’re now making history in their states

You know who else made history in his state?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

146 Which one was sucking Weinstein's dick? Malia or Sushi?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (jc0TO)

147 >>>Is Malia Obama the one that scowls like Big Mike, or is that the other daughter?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (xFfhU)

148 WF is owned by Amazon.Covid was their first blow, then being bought by Amazon. They used to be an overpriced, virtue screaming store with a lot of organic selection , a great salad bar and a fantastic deli. Now they are a Target level overpriced grocery store with a sad produce section and the deli is almost non existent. Everything is prepackaged grab and go.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (Mf1u6)

149 Sherrill is an idiot, and New Jersey went ahead and elected her in full knowledge of that fact.

We are going to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (q0p3u)

150 Moms Michelle pointed out earlier, publicly what a drag and a burden motherhood was for her. I imagine that her opinion did not go unnoticed by her spawn. The tribe Obama is a dysfunctional toxix lot.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (pDt9x)

151 74
‘ Also work to honey-trap any personnel working for the Web portal. Nail them for attempted child sex, or attempted faggotry…

You probably can nail them for completed faggotry as well.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (jbnUc)

152 Minnesota is in the midst of what state health officials call the nation's "largest known outbreak" of TMVII, a sexually transmitted fungal skin infection that can cause severe ringworm.

The plagues have begun...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:22 AM (6XbCK)

This is truly no surprise when you look at the progtard mutants protesting with their greasy, grimy hair and grody beards swarming with lice, their rotten teeth, and swollen bodies with multiple dewlaps and skin flaps hiding Cheetos and half eaten tuna fish sandwiches from last April.

They're like walking petri dishes.

Even as we speak, Chinese scientists are probably scraping samples from their cheese-clotted taints.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2026 11:32 AM (iJfKG)

153 See flounder, this classy little redhead dame is how you become both gentleman AND scholar:

https://is.gd/YyeqXS
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM

For a bunch of dots, you have excellent taste.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 11:32 AM (KB48j)

154 147 >>>Is Malia Obama the one that scowls like Big Mike, or is that the other daughter?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 11:31 AM (xFfhU)

They both scowl but the other one looks more like her mother... Poor thing...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:32 AM (6XbCK)

155 Obama never published anything or did anything of note at the law school, but during his first presidential run, his minions claimed that the University of Chicago had seriously considered tenuring "professor" Obama.

TBF, he was editor of the HLS Law Review. He was the first editor in its history never to have published anything in the HLR. Sounds like he also had to be twice as good.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

156 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

It's annoying enough hearing that from a regular black woman. But hearing it from Malia who has had every-f***ing-thing handed to her, much like her mother, is like fingernails on a blackboard. Is it genetic?

Posted by: Ripley at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (GUOwU)

157 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (hC+lk)

158 We need to limit our deportation in sanctuary states to just the worst of the worst. Concentrate on the red states for mass deportations.
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We already have the votes in the red states. Doing mass deportations in the blue states reduces voter fraud.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (TN0g+)

159 >>WF is owned by Amazon.Covid was their first blow, then being bought by Amazon. They used to be an overpriced, virtue screaming store with a lot of organic selection , a great salad bar

Oh, Dear Lord...NEVER, ever eat at a Whole Food type Salad bar.

If you doubt me, stake one out for 20-30 minutes and observe the behavior of the people who frequent such places.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (gH8T+)

160 The only good thing about Sherrill is that, at least, she didn't previously work for Goldman. We may have finally been cured of that weird fascination.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (q0p3u)

161 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property as well as launch an online portal to track agents' movements.

That's nice. Tell me more about this state of insurrection of yours.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (2S68S)

162 Fungus diseases are what concern me the most as they are the most difficult to kill.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (cwGMH)

163 Malia Obama is so ugly they faked a worldwide pandemic to force her to wear a mask.

Posted by: Taylor at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (64qRd)

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Heh.

* Zombie Rodney Dangerfield smiles *

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (0Eh0f)

164 Sherrill is an idiot, and New Jersey went ahead and elected her in full knowledge of that fact.

We are going to get it good and hard.

Oh, boo hoo.

Posted by: Archimedes, in NoVa at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)

165 143. I thought he was president of the Law Review while at Harvard?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (Mf1u6)

166 > 26 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Ah. Twice as hard. So that's why her alleged parents had to pimp her out to Harvey Weinstein twice. Got it.

Seriously, they had to have known about Weinstein. I guess it was an open secret in Hollywood.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (IG3/x)

167
Who is more insufferable? New Yawkers or people from Jawzey?

Discuss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (y9nCu)

168 Is Trader Joe's affiliated with Whole Foods in some way?

I like Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)

169 Black women are the most protected employee in the USA because of the EEOC.

Twice I had to go through so much red tape in order to fire a black woman employee. HR almost acted as her defense attorney.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (cwGMH)

Ruined Leon calls black women "The most! Disssssressspected group! IN AMERICA!" Sarcastically, of course.

Posted by: pookysgirl can't quite do the accent justice at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (Wt5PA)

170 >>They both scowl but the other one looks more like her mother... Poor thing...

The good news is she will probably inherit Michele's Bat l'eth.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (gH8T+)

171 159 >>WF is owned by Amazon.Covid was their first blow, then being bought by Amazon. They used to be an overpriced, virtue screaming store with a lot of organic selection , a great salad bar

Oh, Dear Lord...NEVER, ever eat at a Whole Food type Salad bar.

If you doubt me, stake one out for 20-30 minutes and observe the behavior of the people who frequent such places.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (gH8T+)

Feeding trough etiquette.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (pDt9x)

172 That woman is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at February 12, 2026 11:28 AM (wVcYX)

The usual wager ?

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (43RKp)

173 Democrat women governors sure are going all in on anti American pro illegal invaders.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 12, 2026 11:35 AM (xvV+O)

174 TBF, he was editor of the HLS Law Review. He was the first editor in its history never to have published anything in the HLR. Sounds like he also had to be twice as good.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

No, he was president, not editor. It is mostly ceremonial.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2026 11:35 AM (n9ltV)

175 See flounder, this classy little redhead dame is how you become both gentleman AND scholar:

https://is.gd/YyeqXS
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:18 AM
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For a bunch of dots, you have excellent taste.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2026 11:32 AM (KB48j)
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A sign this must be a good picture:

Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:35 AM (q0p3u)

176 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”
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LOL yeah I'm sure nothing was handed to Malia Obama. My God these people need us to submit to their deluded lie fantasies more than any tranny or islamist.
Posted by: ... at F
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Assume she is sincere and really believes she is getting picked on.

Proof - they keep asking her really hard questions on every test, such as "Name"?.
Nobody else has to keep answering that...

Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 11:35 AM (9V4Lr)

177 So The People's Republic of New Jersey is joining the New Confederacy.
Philadelphia wants to as well, keep hoping ICE hits Broad Streat

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (hC+lk)

178 So I guess they're gonna shut the Government down again tomorrow over ICE.. Which is fully funded and can't be touched... Theater....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (6XbCK)

179 TBF, he was editor of the HLS Law Review. He was the first editor in its history never to have published anything in the HLR. Sounds like he also had to be twice as good.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

No, he was president, not editor. It is mostly ceremonial.

AI overview:
Yes, Barack Obama was an editor of the Harvard Law Review, making history in 1990 as the first Black president of the prestigious journal during his time at Harvard Law School. He was selected as an editor at the end of his first year and then became president in his second year, leading the publication before graduating magna cum laude in 1991.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

180 168 Is Trader Joe's affiliated with Whole Foods in some way?

I like Trader Joe's.
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (77rzZ)
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No, but it is affiliated with Aldi, sort of.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (5aZAZ)

181 The Obama kids are already multimillionaires. Bet on it.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (pDt9x)

182 >>The only good thing about Sherrill is that, at least, she didn't previously work for Goldman. We may have finally been cured of that weird fascination.

Did you know Goldman Sachs has a foundation which works alongside other foundations like Soros, Tides and many others?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 11:36 AM (viF8m)

183 Sherrill is an idiot, and New Jersey went ahead and elected her in full knowledge of that fact.

We are going to get it good and hard.

Oh, boo hoo.
Posted by: Archimedes, in NoVa at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (Riz8t)
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By "we", I guess I include you folks in NoVa

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (q0p3u)

184 > 163 Malia Obama is so ugly they faked a worldwide pandemic to force her to wear a mask.

Posted by: Taylor at February 12, 2026 11:26 AM (64qRd)

Eh... she's cute enough. Developed that "rode hard and put away wet" look post-Weinstein, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (IG3/x)

185 138 Black women are the most protected employee in the USA because of the EEOC.

Twice I had to go through so much red tape in order to fire a black woman employee. HR almost acted as her defense attorney.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (cwGMH)

Because they are almost guaranteed to sue afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.

Posted by: But you can't not hire them either at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (TbWk/)

186 I guess it was an open secret in Hollywood/

So open that they made jokes about it at awards ceremonies.

I recall a comic saying at the Oscars saying that a benefit for a woman winning an Oscar is that she doesn't have to pretend to like Harvey Weinstein anymore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (n1OCj)

187 Proof - they keep asking her really hard questions on every test, such as "Name"?.
Nobody else has to keep answering that...
Posted by: Operator Error

Winston Churchill on taking the entrance exam for Sandhurst, which he failed:

"I wrote my name on the paper. At length, I drew a bracket around my name."

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

188 I could never tell Maliqua and Sashiqua apart.

Posted by: But that's just me at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (2Ez/1)

189 My theory is Barky did next to nothing to get a diploma

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (hC+lk)

190 Proof - they keep asking her really hard questions on every test, such as "Name"?.
Nobody else has to keep answering that...
Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 11:35 AM (9V4Lr)

Then she's qualified to get a CDL from New York State.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (8zz6B)

191 Fungus diseases are what concern me the most as they are the most difficult to kill.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (cwGMH)

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This is indeed an interesting fact (of which I was unaware, to wit -- per an interwebz search

"Fungal diseases are generally harder to kill than cancer cells due to their biological similarity to human cells.

Fungi are eukaryotic organisms, like human cells, which makes it difficult to develop drugs that target fungi without also harming human tissues.

This similarity leads to high toxicity risks for antifungal treatments, limiting the effectiveness and safety of available drugs.

In contrast, cancer cells, while also derived from human cells, often have distinct genetic mutations and metabolic pathways that can be targeted more selectively with chemotherapy, immunotherapy, or targeted therapies.

Additionally, fungi like Candida albicans, Aspergillus, and Mucorales can form biofilms, switch between yeast and hyphal forms, and resist immune responses—making them highly resilient."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (0Eh0f)

192 Because they are almost guaranteed to sue and win afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

193 WILLOWED:

Really liked the painting by Thomas Hill. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Junius at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (2L+MU)

194 yada, yada

ABC News, 'Michelle Obama Recalls Being Told She'd 'Never Get Into' Princeton,' 2013

Circling back, keeping all the O's relevant.

Malia might be sticking to a career in film, producing, etc. (Another Alexandra Pelosi?) Natasha "Sasha" O is probably the one more likely to enter into politics.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (NFX2v)

195 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property
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Who wants to tell her?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (q0p3u)

196 How does the Obama girl know how hard I worked in college???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (fQqaC)

197 > Feeding trough etiquette.
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:34 AM (pDt9x)

Remember the "Trough and Brew" restaurant from the original, funny Saturday Night Live?

Troughs of chili that you'd stick your face into, then go over and stick your face it the trough of beer to wash it down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (IG3/x)

198 "177 So The People's Republic of New Jersey is joining the New Confederacy."
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Wait for us!

Posted by: Virginia at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (2Ez/1)

199 Produce section? Try the exec suite at Amazon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (diia5)

200 Because they are almost guaranteed to sue afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.
Posted by: But you can't not hire them either

The EEOC would let carrots sue for discrimination against root vegetables. Employment discrimination lawsuits are such a racket.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (77rzZ)

201 Doesn't everyone graduate cum laude from Harvard?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (jc0TO)

202 Apparently, Seattle is having issues battling Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (gH8T+)

203 Doing mass deportations in the blue states reduces voter fraud.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:33 AM (TN0g+)

It also lessens the number of Representatives they get. Thanks courts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)

204 104
‘ MATH!!!!!!!!!!!

Sloooowwwly I turn....’

Oops. My apologies .I should have known math always upsets some here.

sure as 2 + 2 = 4

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (jbnUc)

205 My theory is Barky did next to nothing to get a diploma

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (hC+lk)

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He earned extra credit and scholarships for Bathhouse Resident Assistant duties IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (0Eh0f)

206 192 Because they are almost guaranteed to sue and win afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.

FIFY
Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

Fair.

Posted by: Seen it happen myself at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (TbWk/)

207 Doesn't everyone graduate cum laude from Harvard?

Obama being an HLS editor is about as genuine as his Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

208 202 Apparently, Seattle is having issues battling Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (gH8T+)

Best for them to surrender. Let the chancres reign.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (pDt9x)

209 Apparently, Seattle is having issues battling Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (gH8T+)
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Seattle's "Gates Of Vienna" moment is at hand.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (q0p3u)

210 >
Winston Churchill on taking the entrance exam for Sandhurst, which he failed:

"I wrote my name on the paper. At length, I drew a bracket around my name."
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:37 AM (77rzZ)

Ah... I was almost sure I'd seen a Sandhurst graduation picture of him, so I was wondering.

It turns out that he failed the examination twice before finally getting in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (IG3/x)

211 Read often Barky wrote diddly squat at Haaaarvard

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (hC+lk)

212 I'm just gonna say it. I'm getting tired of these miserable cunts getting into office from one end of the country to the other and fucking everything up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (snZF9)

213 Granted I went to college in the dark ages… but back in the day the first two years were all large lecture hall classes with hundreds of students… whoever graded exams had no way of matching names on the paper to a face (or race)… even if they’d wanted to favor me they could not have done so…. I was just a number sheesh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (fQqaC)

214 But Seattle won a superbowl. Huzzah!! Right?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (pDt9x)

215 > He earned extra credit and scholarships for Bathhouse Resident Assistant duties IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM (0Eh0f)

So he actually graduated Cum Loudly, you're saying?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (IG3/x)

216 Twice I had to go through so much red tape in order to fire a black woman employee. HR almost acted as her defense attorney.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:30 AM (cwGMH)
Because they are almost guaranteed to sue afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.

Never hire them or the gays.

Posted by: Be Happy Instead at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (TmfuF)

217 I hope Homan and Trump announcing an end to the Minnesota surge just means some other place is getting a surge. The Left is crowing about a Rebel/Resistance victory, and that can't be allowed to stand. Maybe a few high-profile ICE raids in Minneapolis by the remaining agents will help.

Speaking of "a Rebel/Resistance victory", if you haven't seen it, all these anti-ICE lunatics are making art of their state bird stylized like the Star Wars rebel symbol. If you had any doubts about how juvenile, unserious, desperate for purpose, and gay these people are, look no further. https://tinyurl.com/ycxj945n

Now that I think about it, "juvenile" implies youth, but the only people that would reference Star Wars now are middle-aged AWFLs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (JCZqz)

218 Obama being an HLS editor is about as genuine as his Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:40 AM

He was the first elected president of the review, rather than appointed for merit.

I don't know if they still do it by election but that would explain their declining quality.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (jc0TO)

219 Because they are almost guaranteed to sue and win afterward no matter how shit an employee they are.
Posted by: Archimedes

Usually, the employers settle those suits for nuisance value. So, the plaintiff "wins," but by much less than what he/she was originally seeking.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

220 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property
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I just love this. Mikie is now a Sovereign Citizen. Maybe she should hand draw her Drivers License next.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (q0p3u)

221 I'm just gonna say it. I'm getting tired of these miserable cunts getting into office from one end of the country to the other and fucking everything up.

Oh but we just love it !!!

Posted by: Suburban White Women at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (43RKp)

222 This is truly no surprise when you look at the progtard mutants protesting with their greasy, grimy hair and grody beards swarming with lice, their rotten teeth, and swollen bodies with multiple dewlaps and skin flaps hiding Cheetos and half eaten tuna fish sandwiches from last April.

Enough about the British. What about Minnesotans?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 11:43 AM (lnk1R)

223 Apparently, Seattle is having issues battling Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (gH8T+)

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BREAKING: President Trump Appoints Bill Clinton as Syphilis Czar. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:43 AM (0Eh0f)

224 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

Like her (alleged) father worked hard for his Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2026 11:43 AM (2S68S)

225 But Seattle won a superbowl. Huzzah!! Right?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (pDt9x)

Well, their hired gladiators beat Boston's hired gladiators, so technically, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 11:43 AM (8zz6B)

226
It turns out that he failed the examination twice before finally getting in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (IG3/x)

He probably did fine on the exam itself, the poofter Limeys probably failed him because he was half-American.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 11:43 AM (y9nCu)

227 How does the Obama girl know how hard I worked in college???
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

You're white. By definition then you had everything handed to you.

QED

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2026 11:44 AM (cYBz/)

228 issues battling Syphilis.

Sores of the roaming lesions.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (Kt19C)

229 Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”
===========================
At least she wasn't an Obama family chef.

Now, that's a tough duty.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (q0p3u)

230 I’ll steal the Ann Richards line and apply it to Malia… poor Malia, she can’t help it, she was born with a silver foot in her mouth

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (fQqaC)

231 Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced Tuesday that she is going to restrict ICE agents from state property
=====================
I just love this. Mikie is now a Sovereign Citizen. Maybe she should hand draw her Drivers License next.

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I'm *travelling* and not engaging in commercial enterprise.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (TN0g+)

232 I'm surprised they don't remake An Officer and a Gentleman and have the officer and the gentleman schtup.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (S5fB5)

233 228 issues battling Syphilis.

Sores of the roaming lesions.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (Kt19C)

Now that is witty.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (pDt9x)

234 You're white. By definition then you had everything handed to you.

QED
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2026 11:44 AM (cYBz/)

https://youtu.be/l_LeJfn_qW0

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2026 11:46 AM (ExV1e)

235 232 I'm surprised they don't remake An Officer and a Gentleman and have the officer and the gentleman schtup.

Can we PLEASE stop giving them ideas!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

236 I saw Multiple Dewlaps and Skin Flaps open for Jimmy Buffet and Wings at the Cow Palace in '97.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:46 AM (0Eh0f)

237 But I was assured on the last thread NJ was and is paradise.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM (rFdmY)

238 But I was assured on the last thread NJ was and is paradise.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM

It's the Garden State!!

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM (jc0TO)

239 213 Granted I went to college in the dark ages… but back in the day the first two years were all large lecture hall classes with hundreds of students… whoever graded exams had no way of matching names on the paper to a face (or race)… even if they’d wanted to favor me they could not have done so…. I was just a number sheesh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2026 11:41 AM (fQqaC)
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I'm sure they would have no idea what race a guy named DeCarpetron Morgoon is.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM (5aZAZ)

240
Malia Obama recalls having to work “twice as hard” as peers to get into Harvard, break into Hollywood — “As a Black woman, nothing is handed to you.”

She's taking her cues from the perpetually aggrieved Big Mike, I see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM (xG4kz)

241 But I was assured on the last thread NJ was and is paradise.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Lotsa pairs o' dices in Atlantic City.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)

242 >> I hope Homan and Trump announcing an end to the Minnesota surge just means some other place is getting a surge. The Left is crowing about a Rebel/Resistance victory, and that can't be allowed to stand. Maybe a few high-profile ICE raids in Minneapolis by the remaining agents will help.

Seriously, who believes this shit? For the last couple weeks the rioters in MN have been turning on the MN authorities because ever since Homan went there MN cops have been starting cooperate with ICE.

A surge, by definition, is a short-term increase in assets to accomplish a goal. Homan gave a presser in MN this morning stating the goal was been met and now it's time to end the surge and move assets to other areas. There are 49 other states other than MN and all of them have illegals. It doesn't mean ICE is leaving MN it just means the short term surge is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

243 My theory is Barky did next to nothing to get a diploma
Posted by: Skip

Heck, he did nothing to father two children!

Posted by: The Jordans at February 12, 2026 11:48 AM (upeQk)

244 CBS news. Minnesota is epicenter of nations "Largest known outbreak of TMV II a highly contagious and severely often sexually transmitted fungal ringworm.
"It's most prevalent among men who have sex with men."
Can take up to three months to cure.

Posted by: Case at February 12, 2026 11:48 AM (j6kTf)

245 Apparently, Seattle is having issues battling Syphilis.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 11:39 AM (gH8T+)

My cousin is a nurse for ICE. He was supposed to be deployed to Seattle last month, but it got cancelled. I wonder if he will be recalled. Something that doesn't get talked about during the surges for enforcement, is where they are pulling these guys from. Hes normally working in a federal prison (huge majority of the federal prison population are illegals). For that month or how long they would be without him.

Posted by: mishdog at February 12, 2026 11:48 AM (Am6Ij)

246 I'm surprised they don't remake An Officer and a Gentleman and have the officer and the gentleman schtup.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:45 AM (S5fB5)

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We could get a double feature with "American Gigolo 2: Gerbil Boogaloo."

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:49 AM (0Eh0f)

247 You're white. By definition then you had everything handed to you.

QED

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2026 11:44 AM (cYBz/)

More like stolen

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 11:50 AM (S5fB5)

248 I remember former MMA star Tito Ortiz being anti white or at least raising the race card frequently but now apparently he appears to be MAGA .

I like those road to Damascus stories.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:50 AM (cwGMH)

249
BREAKING: President Trump Appoints Bill Clinton as Syphilis Czar. Developing ...

The peril of misreading "lesion" as "liaison".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 12, 2026 11:50 AM (xG4kz)

250 Although generally a good things, cures for some fungal diseases can be demorellizing.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (77rzZ)

251 Still pining for a pedo President.

Sad!

Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (9iyS+)

252 But I was assured on the last thread NJ was and is paradise.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Except for the taxes and what my kids refer to as the "Guat Spot", where Guatemalan day laborers congregate, our area is pretty great so I just tell people I live adjacent to NJ, not "in" it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (q0p3u)

253 Willowed:

Do wives have any idea that a simple glimpse of their boobs is likely enough to turn a man's mood positive?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 11:01 AM (Dv3i1)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (dK+Kv)

254 Speaking of entitled presidential spawn, haven't hear anything from Chelsea Clinton is some time (thankfully) Maybe she learned to keep her mouth shut since everything she said was met with a torrent of scorn and mockery. Would that work with Malia?

Posted by: Ripley at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (GUOwU)

255 My cousin is a nurse for ICE.

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HOT nurse > ICE nurse

/Seriously, that's interesting -- was unaware that there are folks doing that kind of work, thanks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (0Eh0f)

256 @27

>>So Jersey decided to elect a tyrant? State vs. Fed? Time to pop the popcorn.

The elected a tyrant who said she was going to raise sales tax.

The back story is when NJ raided their gas tax to make it palatable, they reduced the sales tax by .25 of a percent.

The pigs in NJ government want that .25 back.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (Ruy1P)

257 >>The Trump administration is ending the ICE surge in Minnesota following agreements with local authorities.

>>The decision follows consultations with President Trump and changes in cooperation with local law enforcement.

>>Homan says the drawdown has already begun and will continue through next week.

This is from the presser.

If anyone surrendered it was the state if MN that agreed to start cooperating.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

258 Malia probably taking after her mother
Having to fight racism uphill every day

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:53 AM (hC+lk)

259 Homan gave a presser in MN this morning stating the goal was been met and now it's time to end the surge and move assets to other areas. There are 49 other states other than MN and all of them have illegals. It doesn't mean ICE is leaving MN it just means the short term surge is over.
Posted by: JackStraw

Homan has also mentioned that federal Somali fraud investigations are still ongoing. Assets will still be in place and can call for more enforcement as needed.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2026 11:53 AM (2S68S)

260 251 Still pining for a pedo President.

Sad!
Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (9iyS+

(sorry, can't resist)

Yes, it is sad that you're pining for Joe "Showers with 12 year olds" Biden.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 12, 2026 11:53 AM (vqA1l)

261 I'm just gonna say it. I'm getting tired of these miserable cunts getting into office from one end of the country to the other and fucking everything up.

Oh but we just love it !!!
Posted by: Suburban White Women at February 12, 2026 11:42 AM (43RKp)

The last few decades should be a lesson of why women weren't allowed to vote.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)

262 Still pining for a pedo President.

Sad!
Posted by: Sid
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Nah, we don't miss Bill Clinton at all.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (TN0g+)

263 Malia probably taking after her mother
Having to fight racism uphill every day
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:53 AM

With just a raw sweet potato for lunch.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (jc0TO)

264 Swell. People finally start rising against the federal government, and the "rebels" turn out to be lefty idiots with an indefensible rationale.

More of a Bolshevik coup than a civil war.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (2L+MU)

265 Speaking of entitled presidential spawn, haven't hear anything from Chelsea Clinton is some time (thankfully)

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At least she's got her father's "good looks" going for her.

/Is Webster Hubbell still alive?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (0Eh0f)

266 167
Who is more insufferable? New Yawkers or people from Jawzey?

Discuss.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

🤷‍♀️

South Jersey is so very different from the North tho the shore areas are getting North Jersey vibes of snobbery.

Everything, place, and people are different outside of NYC, too, though it now seems to spread further north. And, perhaps, Staten Island is still different than the rest of NYC.

Have known wonderful and terrible people from all around both of those states.
--
Though a long time ago, James Carville's famous description of Pennsylvania as "Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between: "Pennsyltucky"

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

267 Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (9iyS+

Nope. I never voted for decrepit Joe Biden who showered with his daughter .

Posted by: Frid at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (8Xy/A)

268 ICE probably needs medical attention at every location

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (hC+lk)

269 212
‘ I'm getting tired of these miserable cunts getting into office’

You and me both. They’re voted for by others just like them to play at a job that is way over their head.
Think how dangerous they would be if they were competent.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (jbnUc)

270 This is from the presser.

If anyone surrendered it was the state if MN that agreed to start cooperating.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (viF8m)

That - but also let's give credit to the No Kings protests. They obviously worked wonders since we obviously don't have a king.

Posted by: Doof at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (B4Se1)

271 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:56 AM (bVehX)

272 >>>Who is more insufferable? New Yawkers or people from Jawzey?

There are a--holes everywhere.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 11:56 AM (dK+Kv)

273 BRICS we hardly knew ye.

JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇺🇸 Russia memo proposes return to the US dollar system in pitch to President Trump.

https://is.gd/O2SEAX

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

274 262 Still pining for a pedo President.

Sad!
Posted by: Sid
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Nah, we don't miss Bill Clinton at all.
Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (TN0g+)

This is how retarded and delusional they are. We just got rid of a President who showered with his daughter and sniffed young girls and rubbed all over them any opportunity he got.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (cwGMH)

275 Do wives have any idea that a simple glimpse of their boobs is likely enough to turn a man's mood positive?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 11:01 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 11:51 AM (dK+Kv)
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I'm lucky enough to have a wife that fully understands this.

Now if she could only figure out the mystical power of the beejer.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (5aZAZ)

276 Entitled spawn likely to make a reappearance politically:

Granddaughter Naomi Biden Neal and hubby, Peter Neal.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (NFX2v)

277 Though a long time ago, James Carville's famous description of Pennsylvania as "Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between: "Pennsyltucky"
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

James Carville can eat a bag of rancid crawfish dicks.

Posted by: Doof at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (B4Se1)

278 There are 13 woman governors. They are a mixed bag in the extreme.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 11:58 AM (pDt9x)

279 James Carville can eat a bag of rancid crawfish dicks.
Posted by: Doof

He's just pissed that he got passed over for the title role in the latest Nosferatu remake.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

280 Swell. People finally start rising against the federal government, and the "rebels" turn out to be lefty idiots with an indefensible rationale.

More of a Bolshevik coup than a civil war.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 11:54 AM (2L+MU)

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Primarily organized and funded by numerous foreign & domestic enemies -- as well as our own feral gubmint & GONGOs (Government-Organized Non-Governmental Organizations) and Deep State actors (including the FBI & CIA).

The coup to overthrow the US Government has likely been going on for a century, but really ramped up upon the appearance of the Golden Scalp Weasel on the Golden Escalator 11 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:59 AM (0Eh0f)

281 That - but also let's give credit to the No Kings protests. They obviously worked wonders since we obviously don't have a king.
Posted by: Doof

You sure about that?

Posted by: Unelected, black-robed, tyrannical, inferior, federal district trial court judges at February 12, 2026 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

282 Mmm crawdaddy dick.

Posted by: BootyJudge at February 12, 2026 11:59 AM (/CkK4)

283 277. James Carville can eat a bag of rancid crawfish dicks.
Posted by: Doof

The 'rons are in a pi**y mood today. (Note the "i")

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:59 AM (NFX2v)

284 I'm lucky enough to have a wife that fully understands this.

Now if she could only figure out the mystical power of the beejer.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 11:57 AM (5aZAZ)

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 12:00 PM (dK+Kv)

285 >>>My theory is Barky did next to nothing to get a diploma

Posted by: Skip

>Most likely the JEF was hobbin' on the guidance counselor's nob.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 12:00 PM (xFfhU)

286 >Who is more insufferable? New Yawkers or people from Jawzey?

There are a--holes everywhere.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 11:56 AM (dK+Kv)

I loved New Yorkers when I lived there. You just have that period of breaking the ice . And asshole behavior in one section of the country is just normal , no offense meant behavior in other areas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:00 PM (cwGMH)

287 I wouldn't worry too much about what Gov. Mikie Sherrill is going to do. As a Dem, she thinks women and blacks are too stupid to get a voter ID so clearly they will not be able to navigate an online portal.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2026 12:00 PM (2WIwB)

288 James Carville can eat a bag of rancid crawfish dicks.
Posted by: Doof

He already did. Why do you think his face is frozen in that position?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2026 12:01 PM (+4yJ5)

289 The 'rons are in a pi**y mood today. (Note the "i")
Posted by: L

Yes, but our comments on most days are pretty pithy.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

290 I loved New Yorkers when I lived there. You just have that period of breaking the ice . And asshole behavior in one section of the country is just normal , no offense meant behavior in other areas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:00 PM (cwGMH)

My point was that no one part of the country has a monopoly on assholes, not even New York or New Jersey.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 12:01 PM (dK+Kv)

291 278 There are 13 woman governors. They are a mixed bag in the extreme.
Posted by: tubal

Governor Reynolds in Iowa has seemed fairly conservative, but is extremely unpopular for some reason. Iowa in general has done poorly, economically, for the last few years. Maybe we need to open some Learing Centers to get Federal dollars in to stimulate things.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 12, 2026 12:01 PM (JCZqz)

292 There are a--holes everywhere.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 11:56 AM (dK+Kv)

I'm surrounded by them!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 12, 2026 12:02 PM (wVcYX)

293 Sen. Pocahontas, not wanting to be left behind, has proposed some bill to increase oversight of ICE, presumably by her.

She too had to work twice as hard as others because of her race.

Posted by: Ripley at February 12, 2026 12:02 PM (GUOwU)

294 289. Yes, but our comments on most days are pretty pithy.
Posted by: Bulg

🤨

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 12:02 PM (NFX2v)

295 I'd honestly prefer straightforward East Coast Asshole over West Coast Passive Aggressive Asshole.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 12:03 PM (dK+Kv)

296 Retard Sid thinks the more times he repeats his delusional Black Knight victory fantasy the more it will have a chance of being true.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:03 PM (cwGMH)

297 Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 11:56 AM (bVehX

Didn't take any legitimate history in school. I see. The Gestapo rounded up legal citizens, most of whom were Jews and were guilty of no crimes. iCE is rounding up illegals guilty of crimes, or do you sex traffickers, murderers and rapists who are not citizens of the US belong here?

Posted by: Frid at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (8Xy/A)

298 293 Sen. Pocahontas, not wanting to be left behind, has proposed some bill to increase oversight of ICE, presumably by her.

She too had to work twice as hard as others because of her race.
Posted by: Ripley at February 12, 2026 12:02 PM (GUOwU)

The Pasty Penobscot tribe.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (pDt9x)

299
Maybe a few high-profile ICE raids in Minneapolis by the remaining agents will help.

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The narrative is shifting to "Our economies are collapsing and our schools are going broke as our poor immigrant neighbors shelter in fear or get disappeared!"

The surge is working.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (n7rxJ)

300 295
‘ I'd honestly prefer straightforward East Coast Asshole over West Coast Passive Aggressive Asshole.’

At least you know when you’re in a fight right away.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (jbnUc)

301 Sen. Pocahontas, not wanting to be left behind, has proposed some bill to increase oversight of ICE, presumably by her.
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ICE is a function of the executive branch. If she wants to do some over-sighting, she can make an appointment like anyone else.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (TN0g+)

302
My point was that no one part of the country has a monopoly on assholes, not even New York or New Jersey.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 12:01 PM (dK+Kv)

Yes and my point is different regions have different definitions of what makes one an asshole.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:04 PM (cwGMH)

303 /Seriously, that's interesting -- was unaware that there are folks doing that kind of work, thanks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 11:52 AM (0Eh0f)

He's 6'4, 215...so uh yeah he's hot if uh you go that way. I'm not judging.

. But hes in the Medical Corps which is not very well known and I think it's under the DOW or DHS... Not sure, but he has some kind of rank.

Posted by: mishdog at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (Am6Ij)

304 "The narrative is shifting to "Our economies are collapsing and our schools are going broke as our poor immigrant neighbors shelter in fear or get disappeared!"

The surge is working.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's"

Next up: Experts baffled by rise in school GPA's and end of measles outbreaks.

Posted by: Ripley at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)

305 Sherrill is a lying, wretched Marxist Rat kunt. Sherrill is a lying, wretched Marxist Rat kunt. Sherrill is a lying, wretched Marxist Rat kunt. Sherrill is a lying, wretched Marxist Rat kunt. (infinity)

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Vile AWFL Governor Bints at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (vDx6w)

306 Ironic that the South wants to hold the Republic together while the North and West want to secede.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (pDt9x)

307 196 How does the Obama girl know how hard I worked in college???
____
Obama girl
What you wantin' with your white man's world?
Obama girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from your racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost
Obama girl, Obama girl, Obama girl
Tell me what you wantin' with your white man's world

Posted by: Elton John's updated lyrics at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (Dv3i1)

308 >> I'd honestly prefer straightforward East Coast Asshole over West Coast Passive Aggressive Asshole.

I'd take either over the 'Bless Your Heart' crew.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (gH8T+)

309 Some of the nicest people I've ever met are from New Jersey - and nobody was as surprised as I was.

Posted by: Paco at February 12, 2026 12:08 PM (2L+MU)

310 Next up: Experts baffled by rise in school GPA's and end of measles outbreaks.
____

Despite Trump's anti immigrant rhetoric, GPAs rise and measles outbreaks decline in schools across the country.
-NY Times

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 12:08 PM (Dv3i1)

311 I'd take either over the 'Bless Your Heart' crew.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 12:06 PM (gH8T+)

Bless your heart. You can take the NYer out of NY but……

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:08 PM (cwGMH)

312 >>>thinks women and blacks are too stupid to get a voter ID so clearly they will not be able to navigate an online portal.

>A portal to track LEOs wearing masks and carrying firearms. Like the the portal the SCOAMF made for Obamacare online, but it's too difficult for the folks to register and get a voter ID.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 12, 2026 12:09 PM (xFfhU)

313 >>Bless your heart.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 12, 2026 12:08 PM

Fuck your Mom.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 12:09 PM (gH8T+)

314 States I never think about. Delaware, North Dakota, Vermont, Oregon. They may be mythical. Like Rhode Island.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2026 12:10 PM (pDt9x)

315 >>I'd take either over the 'Bless Your Heart' crew.

I've heard Texans feel strongly about their state.

Might just be a rumor.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2026 12:10 PM (viF8m)

316 Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 12:09 PM (gH8T+)

Well, that escalated quckly.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 12:11 PM (77rzZ)

317 Nood

Posted by: Clay at February 12, 2026 12:11 PM (ePWPA)

318 Though a long time ago, James Carville's famous description of Pennsylvania as "Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between: "Pennsyltucky"
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 12, 2026 11:55 AM (NFX2v)

James Carville can eat a bag of rancid crawfish dicks. - Doof

"They good in gumbo".

Posted by: Jimmy Carville at February 12, 2026 12:11 PM (2L+MU)

319 314
‘ States I never think about.’

They’re in the category, “Did they really need to be their own source state?”

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2026 12:12 PM (jbnUc)

320 FeverDream: someone creases that bastard's forehead with a tire iron

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastard MN GAs at February 12, 2026 12:37 PM (5QWCK)

321 just flood the website with reports of illegals

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2026 02:16 PM (tA1oQ)

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