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Posted by: mindful webworker - you're shaking my confidence daily at February 10, 2026 10:01 PM (kqXjy) 2
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 10, 2026 10:01 PM (LdBR/) 3
Guthrie preempts Gutfeld.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:01 PM (Cqx++) 4
Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at February 10, 2026 10:01 PM (+HNx/) 5
Ya know, the powers that be have a plan for you. In the words of that great scholar, Mike Tyson, "Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:02 PM (u82oZ) 6
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2026 10:02 PM (cYBz/) 7
It's a Mattahorn....!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 10:02 PM (QGaXH) 8
Deformated time zone in passing
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 10:02 PM (/LXUT) 9
Top pic looks like the Whazzamatterhorn to me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - isn't that in Disneyland? at February 10, 2026 10:03 PM (kqXjy) 10
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2026 10:03 PM (lUFok) 11
Full disclosure: My grade school science fair projects did not involve nuclear fusion.
Dallas 12-year-old achieves nuclear fusion after four years of effort ---------- Great nuclear fusion generator, Ahmed! Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at February 10, 2026 10:03 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: mindful webworker - clean those floor mats at February 10, 2026 10:05 PM (kqXjy) Posted by: H Cavill at February 10, 2026 10:05 PM (vSvIl) 14
This week I learned that Proof of Life is a thing. As did the rest of the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (+HNx/) 15
Geddy Lee
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (Cqx++) 16
The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) 17
12 "All I know is that Doof is detailed elsewhere"
Detailed? Like what my car needs? Posted by: mindful webworker - clean those floor mats at February 10, 2026 10:05 PM (kqXjy) Maybe Doof's detained in Tucson - Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM (LNeRu) 19
Good evening morons y gracias Dino for filling in
It's a toss up between Mike Rutherford and Tony Levin. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX) 20
Fusion? I question the containment magnet strengths. Wonder what level of neutron poisoning they reached.
Fission is easier, with the right materials. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM (u82oZ) 21
Detailed? Like what my car needs? Is that Army talk? I was in the Navy. I guess we had work details. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM (Cqx++) 22
16 The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) They may have done something similar with the Brooklyn Bridge. A small cannon might work also..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 10:08 PM (QGaXH) 23
{{{COMountainMarie}}}
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:08 PM (u82oZ) 24
Thanks, TRex!
Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 10:09 PM (rdVOm) 25
FYI, the kites are just following an old nautical technique called the messenger line. From a thin cord, it eventually can go to towing cables.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (u82oZ) 26
Ummm... Chris Squire.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (sq9Io) 27
22 16 The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) ---------- Seems like they could have used a European swallow. Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (+HNx/) 28
18 An extra Dino ONT can't possibly be bad!
Hiya T😄 Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM *** Howdy! Posted by: TRex - fill-in dino at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (1vAma) 29
Aspiring physicists often have weird high school science projects.
Physicist Michio Kaku built a 2.3 MeV particle accelerator in his mom's garage when he was in high school. He wanted to create a beam of antimatter. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU) 30
Aiden's nuclear fusion > Ahmed's cool clock
Posted by: huerfano at February 10, 2026 10:11 PM (98kQX) 31
The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) ---------- Seems like they could have used a European swallow. Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at February 10, 2026 10:10 PM (+HNx/) Definitely laden. Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2026 10:11 PM (gKDq2) 32
Gotta love the banjos
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at February 10, 2026 10:11 PM (t/Eo5) 33
I saw the Amelia clip with her bolstering the men of the UK to fight against the dark forces of Sauron.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:12 PM (u82oZ) 34
16 The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) They may have done something similar with the Brooklyn Bridge. A small cannon might work also..... The kite is a better choice, though. Wind would have to way to high to be safe in order to carry a cannon across the gap. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2026 10:12 PM (lUFok) 35
Shoot. I was watching a YT vid and forgot about the ONT. Eh, too late now, everything's already been said.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 10, 2026 10:12 PM (uQesX) 36
Three banjos is three too many.
Posted by: Just Want Peace And Quiet at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (oftw2) 37
No offense to the OP, but Les Claypool is the singular worst bass player I've ever heard. There is no such thing as "Lead Bass Player". Bass is supposed to aligned with the drummer in the "rhythm section". He overplays...badly...and on every song. If he wanted to be a guitarist, he should have given up the bass and played guitar.
And I feel the same way about Tool's drummer. There's no such thing as "lead drummer". Provide the rhythm, and let the other musicians tell the story. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Cjcf6) 38
John Paul Jones(John Richard Baldwin) of Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: davidt at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/) 39
Shoot. I was watching a YT vid and forgot about the ONT. Eh, too late now, everything's already been said.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 10, 2026 10:12 PM (uQesX) Boobs. Posted by: Methos at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (vSvIl) 40
"Perfessor" Squirrel
A beam of anti-matter. On Earth. Without parsecs of vacuum around. Sounds like an explosive science project. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ) 41
Thanks for the dandy off-night ONT, TRex! Well done, as always.
Loved the Dilbert cartoon. And love-love-love the snow sculpture! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (kB9dk) Posted by: TRex - doof substitute at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (1vAma) Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6) 44
{{Salty}}!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (LNeRu) 45
Robert Trujillo is no slouch as a bass player. He's the only reason I've had any interest in listening to anything Metallica has put out in 20 years.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (xFfhU) Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 10, 2026 10:15 PM (uQesX) 47
Was hoping to celebrate Doof CLI, but this is a fine ONT, especially the Lemmy cut.
Posted by: Humpy Carlos at February 10, 2026 10:15 PM (oftw2) Posted by: Zombie Keith Moon at February 10, 2026 10:15 PM (lUFok) 49
Doof substitute > Soylent yellow
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX) 50
Uh-huh. Sure.
@EndWokeness BREAKING: 10 dead, 25+ injured after a "woman wearing a dress" opens fire on Canadian school (Tumbler Ridge) Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (diia5) 51
"Perfessor" Squirrel
A beam of anti-matter. On Earth. Without parsecs of vacuum around. Sounds like an explosive science project. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ) ---- All he needed was a dilithium crystal or two and we'd have warp drive right now! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU) 52
And one harmonica is one too many.
Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6) That damn Frisby! Posted by: Aliens at February 10, 2026 10:17 PM (uQesX) 53
John Wetton of Asia
Posted by: Tuna at February 10, 2026 10:17 PM (lJ0H4) 54
There is no such thing as "Lead Bass Player".
Posted by: Crusader Counterpoints..... The Omnific, a three-pieces with two basses and a drummer: https://youtu.be/A_fzsa4C81c Renaissance: bass playing lead, acoustic playing rhythm: https://youtu.be/HKBJqHvQvjg Posted by: mikeski at February 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov) 55
Did Doof get detained in a disco by a detail of die hard fans of his dancing? Were they called the Dancing Doofettes of Disco?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 10:18 PM (S/Y4j) 56
COMountainMarie
Yup. I called my former next-door Reston, VA neighbor today. She is the 92 year old bitter end Leftist, who wants to check her sexually active box with Medicare with Yes every year. She was talking to a new man when I called. She told him "This is an old, old, old, old friend." I shouted "I'm not that old." And hung up. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ) 57
John Paul Jones(John Richard Baldwin) of Led Zeppelin.
------ Absolutely! AND he could play the keyboards amazingly as well! "In Through The Out Door" is often referred to as the John Paul Jones album. He was the one most centered at the time of the recording (Page was in a bad place) and his bass and keyboards dominate that album. IF you've never paid attention to John Paul Jones on *keyboard*, check out the Led Zeppelin song "Carouselambra". That entire song is a legacy piece for John Paul Jones. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Cjcf6) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:20 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 10, 2026 10:20 PM (LNeRu) Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at February 10, 2026 10:21 PM (NlEaG) 61
"A 12-year-old Dallas student's four-year-long science project may have resulted in his becoming the youngest person to ever achieve nuclear fusion."
Ah. Young Sheldon. https://youtu.be/JSyLWa3vKzM Posted by: mindful webworker and his sonic death ray at February 10, 2026 10:21 PM (kqXjy) 62
Uh-huh. Sure.
@EndWokeness BREAKING: 10 dead, 25+ injured after a "woman wearing a dress" opens fire on Canadian school (Tumbler Ridge) Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (diia5) This can’t have happened. That school was a gun free zone! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 10, 2026 10:21 PM (dhHpw) 63
"Perfessor" Squirrel
I'd only get on a NCC-1701 cruiser if you were the science officer. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:20 PM (u82oZ) --- Oh, I'm just a dabbler in the field...I know just enough to be dangerous. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 10:21 PM (ESVrU) 64
It’s great (usually) when kids start early in their craft or chosen field. Wehrner Von Braun got in trouble as a youth for attaching solid rockets to a toy wagon, frightening the womenfolk and horses in his small burg.
Young Arthur Collins in Cedar Rapids, Iowa had an interest and n building radios in the 1920s, this was like the Internet of the day. For whatever reason, young Arthur could receive the radio transmissions at his parents home from a polar expedition being conducted by the military when no one else, including the US Navy were having any luck. He went on to eventually form Collins Radio, a highly respected electronics manufacturer for many years. I remember a Black Hawk driver in the .mil who had a lot of experience in general aviation, and he told me “Collins” was the only thing he ever wanted to see when he got into the cockpit of an airplane. Today it’s part of some humongous corporate conglomerate, Rockwell-Collins, but it started with some kid in his bedroom winding coils, and bugging his parents to buy him a couple WD-11 tubes. Love stories like that. Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (5119n) 65
Perfect pitch: When you can throw a banjo onto the bottom of the dumpster without touching the sides.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (aMrr2) 66
Three banjos is three too many.
---- And one harmonica is one too many. Posted by: Crusader Welp, I guess spoons are out of the question then. However, for the hoi polloi - I give you the delightful Abby Roach: https://t.ly/tk2Bk Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (cYBz/) 67
My son sent me a birthday text:
"Please accept this acknowledgement of the anniversary of your birth. Please infer appropriate warmth and affection from this acknowledgement, as defined by your relationship with the sender." I laughed so hard I could not read it to my wife. I handed the phone to her. We done good raising our sons. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (0aYVJ) 68
Was hoping to celebrate Doof CLI, but this is a fine ONT, especially the Lemmy cut.
----- Lemmy was an interesting cat. He KNEW that Motorhead was "metal". But he bickered with the press about it--he insisted that they were rock-n-roll. It mattered to him. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (Cjcf6) 69
Hello, Horde. Hope you are all doing great tonight, and in the week as it has unfurled.
I watched Arrow's "Deep Blue Sea" and while I don't have to tell you about this film, it was interesting that the parrot's dialogue was done by Frank Welker. If you don't know who Frank Welker is, well, you are seriously deficient in your cultural knowledge. Shape up, people! Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 10, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1) 70
"A woman wearing a dress."
I read that too. I thought what a strange way to say something. If it was a woman what does it matter what she was wearing? Posted by: Case at February 10, 2026 10:23 PM (E7+ue) 71
But how many bands are driven by the vision of the bass player?
_______________________ You definitely, positively, absolutely have to include THE POLICE, whenever you talk about the bass player driving the vision of the band. Sting is the consumate bass player. Some of the best bass players in the business have marveled at his ability to actually do lead vocals and play difficult bass lines at the same time. Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske) 72
The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve Harpoons were not yet invented. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (/lPRQ) 73
BTW T-Rex, thanks for Dilbert. Scott Adams will be sorely missed😥...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (LNeRu) 74
Evening all,
Just posted an update on the kitty who showed back up yesterday. https://tinyurl.com/dg65258 On the ONT front, I hope that snow sculpture to the garage entrance isn't AI. It's pretty neat if real. Posted by: Joyenz at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (2F0/Y) 75
I guess if Canadian schools didnt have mass graves before, some liberal with a gun will make sure it has them now
Posted by: Wally at February 10, 2026 10:26 PM (0e5Te) 76
There is no such thing as "Lead Bass Player".
Posted by: Crusader Counterpoints..... The Omnific, a three-pieces with two basses and a drummer: https://youtu.be/A_fzsa4C81c ----- We might as well listen to a Joe Satriani album. At least there would be speed. Instrumental "rock" or "metal" is just...uninteresting. And both of those "lead" bass players should just take up guitar and be done with it. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:26 PM (Cjcf6) 77
a "woman wearing a dress"
... "a pink dress, and wearing lipstick, and blasting out Shania Twain's The Woman In Me on a big boom box" Posted by: gKWVE at February 10, 2026 10:27 PM (gKWVE) 78
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2026 10:27 PM (IJVVD) 79
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2026 10:27 PM (IJVVD) --- I've had a couple of bosses like that. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 10, 2026 10:28 PM (ESVrU) 80
Itinerant Alley Butcher
The first action to happen when Navy ships get alongside to swap supplies (Underway Replenishment) is to send over the phone and distance messenger line. Usually with a grenade launching gun. You have to watch, because the Gunners Mates liked to target officers on the bridge. One CO I saw took out a driver and hit a golf-ball attached to the phone and distance line messenger line. That was much more dangerous for the receiving ship. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:28 PM (u82oZ) 81
You have to watch, because the Gunners Mates liked to target officers on the bridge.
So what's the down side? Posted by: LRob in OK at February 10, 2026 10:29 PM (47diA) 82
Geddy Lee was good at staying in the bass clef. While warbling, playing footpedals, and synth. Dude is a machine.
Chris Squire noodled too much. He wanted to be a lead bass guitar dude. Claypool is an anomaly. Whole 'nother level. Favorites; Geezer Butler, Cliff Burton, Tom Hamilton, Steve Harris, John Paul Jones. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 10, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ) 83
Usually with a grenade launching gun. You have to watch, because the Gunners Mates liked to target officers on the bridge.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I see you've spoken with my son. Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/) 84
I think Canada did have a school shooting awhile back. I believe it was as bad as this. But I can't remember those details.
Posted by: Case at February 10, 2026 10:31 PM (E7+ue) 85
I had a junior high science project that someone stole to try and make a bong out of. I got it back in time for judging though.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 10, 2026 10:31 PM (+YZ+2) 86
>>>We might as well listen to a Joe Satriani album. At least there would be speed. Instrumental "rock" or "metal" is just...uninteresting. And both of those "lead" bass players should just take up guitar and be done with it.
Posted by: Crusader >Now do Classical music. Jazz? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 10:31 PM (xFfhU) 87
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2026 10:31 PM (sAmhv) 88
For an album or two, Pete Trewavas of Marillion got to play the melody line on the bass.
https://youtu.be/7HEhEQUamCU Yes, it's an intentional Righteous Brothers pastiche. It's supposedly about Phil Spector. ..... Marble (the Japanese duo) had at least one bass-led song, with Puzzle: https://youtu.be/HpwtLb2d8Kc Posted by: mikeski at February 10, 2026 10:32 PM (VHUov) 89
But we must remember Spinal Tap: Big Bottom All bass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 10, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ) 90
called my former next-door Reston, VA neighbor today. She is the 92 year old bitter end Leftist, who wants to check her sexually active box with Medicare with Yes every year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ) Does she have an OnlyFans account? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at February 10, 2026 10:33 PM (aMrr2) 91
Uh-huh. Sure.
@EndWokeness BREAKING: 10 dead, 25+ injured after a "woman wearing a dress" opens fire on Canadian school (Tumbler Ridge) Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (diia5) ---- This can’t have happened. That school was a gun free zone! Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 10, 2026 10:21 PM (dhHpw) Canucknuckleheads will just blame American gun culture. Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2026 10:33 PM (gKDq2) 92
"A woman wearing a dress."
—— It could be, their way of letting you know “trans women are women!!” Could be. It is sad we have to reverse-engineer the “news” these days, but that’s the world we live in. The reason I suggest this might be the situation, a couple years ago a story circulated about a suicide attempt out in the Mojave or someplace like that, they rescued this person. The article was very heavy on “She” and “The woman” and “her” adjectives, way way over the top, over and over. A light clicked off in my head. It was tranny. I can’t prove it, but I know that’s what happened. Maybe that isn’t what happened in this latest atrocity, but something to consider. Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:34 PM (5119n) 93
Lemmy was a guitar player who moved to bass and pretty much didn't change anything about how he played.
Posted by: Reforger at February 10, 2026 10:34 PM (J/fgw) 94
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
---- There is or was a "Demotivaters" site that had many such phrases. One of my favorites was: "Leaders are like Eagles...we don't have either of those around here." Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (Cjcf6) 95
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn
Didn't know the guy had passed away, the radiation definitely fried his brain a bit. He would've fit right into Pooky's former USAF career field if the Navy hadn't grabbed him first. Posted by: pookysgirl misses some wacky characters at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (Wt5PA) 96
@nicksortor
· 22m 🚨 BREAKING: 10 people are dead, 25 injured after a “woman wearing a dress” opened fire on a school in British Columbia, Canada Local police are referring to the shooter as a “gunperson.” Posted by: Don Black at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt) 97
LRob in OK
Uh, none. But the phone talker that needs that line is on the bow, near the anchor winch. Lower and further forward. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (u82oZ) 98
the thing I like about the Matterhorn is that it's really pointy
Posted by: Don Black at February 10, 2026 10:36 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:37 PM (u82oZ) 100
64 Today it’s part of some humongous corporate conglomerate, Rockwell-Collins, but it started with some kid in his bedroom winding coils, and bugging his parents to buy him a couple WD-11 tubes. Love stories like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (5119n) Rockwell Collins is part of Raytheon Technologies, which was formed by the merger of Raytheon and United Technologies (Pratt & Whitney etc). I believe Rockwell-Collins was part of UT prior to the merger. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (QGaXH) 101
For an album or two, Pete Trewavas of Marillion got to play the melody line on the bass.
https://youtu.be/7HEhEQUamCU ---- He played bass in that track. Well. But nothing out of the ordinary. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (Cjcf6) 102
You definitely, positively, absolutely have to include THE POLICE, whenever you talk about the bass player driving the vision of the band. Sting is the consumate bass player. Some of the best bass players in the business have marveled at his ability to actually do lead vocals and play difficult bass lines at the same time.
Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske) ==== This is why "Walking on the Moon" is on my playlist. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX) 103
Local police are referring to the shooter as a “gunperson.”
Posted by: Don Black Goodbye, horses Posted by: gKWVE at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (gKWVE) 104
Salty, is radio use a bad idea? Concerns about folks listening in? Scrambling works. Or is the distance part the important one? Please excuse the questions, I was in another element of the DoD!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (47diA) 105
Will we never be rid of mentally ill trans people trying to kill?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (u82oZ) 106
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
There is or was a "Demotivaters" site that had many such phrases. One of my favorites was: "Leaders are like Eagles...we don't have either of those around here." Posted by: Crusader "Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us." Posted by: mikeski at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov) 107
My favorite demotivator is "potential"-- with picture of a sleeve of french fries, and text (paraphrased):
Not everyone can be a rocket scientist. Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 10:39 PM (rdVOm) 108
57 IF you've never paid attention to John Paul Jones on *keyboard*, check out the Led Zeppelin song "Carouselambra". That entire song is a legacy piece for John Paul Jones.
Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:18 PM (Cjcf6) Stairway wouldn't be as great without the John Paul Jones electric piano and 4 wooden medieval-styled recorders. Posted by: Joemarine at February 10, 2026 10:40 PM (y171U) 109
John Paul Jones did not get the attention he deserved. He was a vital part of the Zep magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at February 10, 2026 10:41 PM (+0Wk3) 110
Just prior to the end of my service, my office mate was a LtCol who WAS a rocket propulsion guy. Pretty danged smart but a better third baseman on the softball team!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 10, 2026 10:41 PM (47diA) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 10, 2026 10:41 PM (+HNx/) 112
🚨 BREAKING: 10 people are dead, 25 injured after a “woman wearing a dress” opened fire on a school in British Columbia, Canada
Local police are referring to the shooter as a “gunperson.” Posted by: Don Black at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt) ==== Pattern Detection Sensors [ X ] ACTIVATED [ _ ] NOT ACTIVATED Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 10:41 PM (RIvkX) 113
And one harmonica is one too many. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6) That damn Frisby! Posted by: Aliens Old "rear engine" Frisby they called him. Jut before the anal probe. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:41 PM (Cqx++) 114
FBI erased surveillance video of night Jeffery Epstein was murdered and noose was not the one used according to epstein files. So person in orange is just a blob in photo. Hillary gets away again!
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 10, 2026 10:43 PM (TgBHO) 115
Motorhead and Lemmy were rock and roll. Fast Eddie threw in some metal licks now and again, but I wouldn't consider them thrash metal.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 10:44 PM (xFfhU) 116
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Young Arthur Collins in Cedar Rapids, Iowa had an interest and n building radios in the 1920s, this was like the Internet of the day. For whatever reason, young Arthur could receive the radio transmissions at his parents home from a polar expedition being conducted by the military when no one else, including the US Navy were having any luck. Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:22 PM (5119n) Cool story..thanks. Posted by: Joemarine at February 10, 2026 10:44 PM (y171U) 117
106 Will we never be rid of mentally ill trans people trying to kill?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (u82oZ) ---------- One might even consider it a question worthy of systematic study to determine whether loading up a young body with the hormones of the opposite sex might have some detrimental impact on said person's mental and emotional functioning. Naaaaww. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 10, 2026 10:45 PM (+HNx/) Posted by: Mitch Taylor at February 10, 2026 10:45 PM (EXyHK) 119
We might as well listen to a Joe Satriani album. At least there would be speed. Instrumental "rock" or "metal" is just...uninteresting. And both of those "lead" bass players should just take up guitar and be done with it.
Posted by: Crusader >Now do Classical music. Jazz? ---- Same story. A properly marketed "two lead bass players!!!" band would out-draw the typical classical or jazz band. And none of them would out-draw Joe Satriani...who wouldn't outdraw a Ratt gig at an Indian Casino. I'm not asserting Les Claypool can't play bass. I'm merely asserting he shouldn't, because he gums up the recordings he's associated with. Keith Moon could clearly play drums, but Pete Townsend admitted that playing in a band with him AND John Entwistle was hard because neither of them were focused on keeping the rhythm going even though both were playing rhythm positions. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:45 PM (Cjcf6) 120
If the Calvin and Hobbs snow monster is real then you people in the snow country have way too much time on your hands.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 10:45 PM (QGaXH) 121
LRob in OK
Just keying the mike give "specialized equipment" a line of bearing. Takes a mili-second. You can use two lines of bearing to get a position, and send a missile to that location. Signal Flags or flashing light are more secure, but have been discontinued by the US Navy. Theoretically, a gyro-stabilized laser can link ships within visual range. However, wha tis done is to use space assets or other high-flying transponders. Satellites carry a lot of the coordination data and voice traffic. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:46 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2026 10:46 PM (rbvCR) 123
Will we never be rid of mentally ill trans people trying to kill? Posted by: NaCly Dog
Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek? Clarice Starling: He kills women... Hannibal Lecter: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing? Clarice Starling: Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir... Hannibal Lecter: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now. Clarice Starling: No. We just... Hannibal Lecter: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2026 10:46 PM (diia5) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 10:46 PM (S/Y4j) 125
I used to work for Alliant Techsystems. But-- that was back when they owned the (small arms) ammo place. Hah. Told Mom: "If I *had* been a rocket scientist, I'd *still* probably have ended up working for this outfit!"
They spun us off because the Big Bux were in aerospace, not Elmer Fudd stuff. Now "Orbital ATK". Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (rdVOm) 126
Happy birthday, Pug Mahon!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (42yrw) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j) 128
I bought the eponymous Ace of Spades album by Motorhead when it came out. The album cover photo looked promising, even.
Every tune sounded the same, and I wondered why they even bothered separating the individual tracks on the album. Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (psViZ) Posted by: Pons and Fleischmann at February 10, 2026 10:48 PM (D0HYP) 130
Local police are referring to the shooter as a “gunperson.”
---------- Person of Firearm ---- In response liberals everywhere will propose to outlaw pepper spray. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:48 PM (Cjcf6) 131
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2026 10:2 This my favorite one too. I have it above my desk here at Beartooth Manor. Years ago my wife would buy me their calendar and I hung them in my work cube. Management requested that I refrain for hanging the calendars. Posted by: Beartooth at February 10, 2026 10:48 PM (GGatE) 132
Happy Birthday Pug
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at February 10, 2026 10:48 PM (+0Wk3) 133
not all of us can be the one note one string bass player that every mediocre drummer (like Lars) so richly deserves
Then and again when you have a proper drummer (like Kieth Moon or Scott Travis) you can have a real bass player (like John Entwistle) or no bass player (like Ian Hill) Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 10, 2026 10:49 PM (jrgJz) 134
The mentally disturbed gun person in a dress.
The media, can they get any worse than they are now? Just say it! Posted by: Case at February 10, 2026 10:49 PM (E7+ue) 135
I generally oppose any gun restrictions because they just embolden the gun grabbers but I could support banning trannies from owning or possessing a gun.
I'm willing to compromise, Lefties. Come join me. Posted by: Wally at February 10, 2026 10:50 PM (0e5Te) 136
New ad:
Roses are red, Horses go clop, For a vasectomy, See Dr. Dick Chopp. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j) *** Violets are blue You will be too. When Chopp slips on the cut And you lose your nuts. Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB) 137
BREAKING: 10 people are dead, 25 injured after a “woman wearing a dress” opened fire on a school in British Columbia, Canada
The guy who occasionally replaces the the numbers over the "0 Days Since Trans Violence" sign has an easier job than the Maytag Repairman. Posted by: Chuck C at February 10, 2026 10:51 PM (D0HYP) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 10:52 PM (/LXUT) 139
Renaissance: bass playing lead, acoustic playing rhythm:
https://youtu.be/HKBJqHvQvjg Posted by: mikeski at February 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov) Jon Camp occurred to me, too. Saw Renaissance in Passaic, NJ, circa 1985. Annie Haslam ....(swoons)... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 10, 2026 10:52 PM (nbLIj) 140
We have a launch in the morning.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-34 SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: February 11, 2026 (PST) Launch Time: 6:07 a.m. PST (1407 UTC, 15:07 CET) https://youtu.be/u9ijY00aiUo Posted by: Joyenz at February 10, 2026 10:52 PM (2F0/Y) 141
The version I know is:
"If you can't be a good example, you can at least serve as a horrible warning," Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 10, 2026 10:52 PM (42yrw) 142
One of my favorite Despair.com motivational posters is the "Mistakes" one. It has a shipwreck sticking up out of the water, and the caption "Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."
Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2026 10:2 Working at an office with a manager who liked the "Keep Calm and ..." motto Keep Calm (Photo of lion catching zebra) We'll Get to the Carrion Part in a Moment Posted by: Chuck C at February 10, 2026 10:55 PM (D0HYP) 143
"The nation's largest public utility—the Tennessee Valley Authority—says it now wants to keep operating two coal-fired power plants it had planned to shutter, changing course before a meeting of its board, which has a majority of members picked by the Trump administration.
In new filings, TVA's signaled that it wants to ditch closure dates for the Kingston Fossil Plant and Cumberland Fossil Plant in Tennessee, which would require further action from its board. The new plan would still include introducing natural gas-fired plants at both locations. TVA had intended to shutter its remaining, aging coal plants by 2035 in an effort to reduce greenhouse gas emissions that spur climate change. But the utility, which partners with local power companies to serve roughly 10 million people in seven states, said it is rethinking the coal plant closures because of regulatory changes and increasing demand for electricity." Well, well, well. Will wonders never cease. Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2026 10:55 PM (cYBz/) 144
Signal Flags or flashing light
-- Aldis lamp. As an aside, I think that the BSA still has a Semiphore merit badge Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2026 10:56 PM (XeU6L) 145
Happy birthday, Pug Mahon!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 10, 2026 10:47 PM (42yrw) thank you. Still clinging to being 29. No carousel!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 10, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ) 146
but I could support banning trannies from owning or possessing a gun.
Im not sure, but I suspect they already are. Im pretty sure theres a question about mental illness on the forms. Its just one of the lawslike it being illegal to mutilate or poison childrenthat arent enforced when done by the Left. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2026 10:57 PM (EXyHK) 147
....or no bass player (like Ian Hill)
---- You mean the ONLY bass player to play on every Judas Priest studio album? I guess you don't get how this "music" thing works. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:57 PM (Cjcf6) 148
🚨 BREAKING: 10 people are dead, 25 injured after a “woman wearing a dress” opened fire on a school in British Columbia, Canada
Local police are referring to the shooter as a “gunperson.” Posted by: Don Black at February 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt) ______________________________________ I just read the CBC article, and second paragraph. "It's very likely we will never know the motive of the suspect." That sets off the alarm bells. Making a definitive statement like that this early is code for, everyone will know the motive, but you must not speak it. Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 10:57 PM (dIske) 149
The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) Or a gun. We still use that to run cables between navy ships for an underway replenishment. Shoot the smaller rope over, then pull progressively bigger ones over until the fuel hose is across and hooked up. Posted by: GWB at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM (IJVVD) 150
Now "Orbital ATK".
Now Northrup Grumman Innovation Systems I used to work for Orbital. They were great. Treated very well, even as a contractor. I know, shocking!!Very different culture from the usual Big Box government aerospace companies. Then NG bought them and let go of all the Orbital contractors that didn't have a clearance including me. Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM (uvB+6) 151
Pug, happy birthday
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++) 153
“Aging” coal plants.
They always throw “aging” in there, ex. when they want to build a new school. Tell me, what the fuck on this planet isn’t “aging” just as soon as it is born, built, produced? Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 10:59 PM (psViZ) 154
Wonderful ONT. Thank you TRex!
Just have to say the turtle in the cafe is adorable! Evening Horde! Posted by: Iris at February 10, 2026 10:59 PM (bOJ2I) 155
Love the bluegrass!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 10, 2026 10:59 PM (2Ez/1) 156
Joe Bouchard was an important part of Blue Oyster Cult.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 10, 2026 11:00 PM (KAi1n) 157
The TVA probably has some really fucked up, old shit that needs heavy maintenance. But if Uncle Sam is willing to offer grants and subsidies, they may stand to correct the mismanagement.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 11:00 PM (xFfhU) 158
Why China is building so many coal plants despite its solar and wind boom
https://t.ly/ew6Tz Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++) As an added bonus, coal plants provide a way to clean up dissidents. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 11:00 PM (S/Y4j) 159
Some of the best bass players in the business have marveled at his ability to actually do lead vocals and play difficult bass lines at the same time.
Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske) Paul McCartney is credited by Sting as a major influence.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 10, 2026 11:01 PM (nbLIj) Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 11:02 PM (u82oZ) 161
Well, well, well. Will wonders never cease.
Posted by: Tonypete --- Ted talk? No, a talk with Big Daddy. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:03 PM (/LXUT) 162
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2026 10:58 PM
------ Cool! Haven't kept up with the place, since retiring. Yeah, I'm sure they were nice to you smarty-guys. Corporate really looked down on us peons in the ammo facility though. The condescension just *oozed* when the bigwigs came to visit. Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm) Posted by: Joyenz at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (2F0/Y) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (/LXUT) 165
They spun us off because the Big Bux were in aerospace, not Elmer Fudd stuff. Now "Orbital ATK".
I know them! They sent me an offer letter for a position I never applied for. I called them up and told them they better get their shit straight. Hiring isn't rocket science, ffs! Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (lUFok) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (SRRAx) 167
I always thought Jaco Pastorius hooking up with Joni Mitchell was kind of interesting. He ended up in a bad way, I think he ended up getting his ass beat up outside a bar and died. Even bass players don’t deserve that
Posted by: Common Tater at February 10, 2026 11:05 PM (psViZ) 168
Howdy, Dino! Loved the bass player compilation, especially Steve Harris. That version of Fear of the Dark is, in my largely correct opinion, probably the GOAT live concert video.
Loved the bluegrass finale as well.... musically, I really like the cut of your jib Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 10, 2026 11:05 PM (H/suN) 169
168 Howdy, Dino! Loved the bass player compilation, especially Steve Harris. That version of Fear of the Dark is, in my largely correct opinion, probably the GOAT live concert video.
Loved the bluegrass finale as well.... musically, I really like the cut of your jib Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 10, 2026 11:05 PM *** Outstanding. Thank you! Posted by: TRex - Dino be my Name at February 10, 2026 11:06 PM (1vAma) 170
Robert Trujillo is no slouch as a bass player. He's the only reason I've had any interest in listening to anything Metallica has put out in 20 years.
---- Come on man. Metallica still puts out good material. To pretend that the ONLY reason you still listen is the bass line is a little silly. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:07 PM (Cjcf6) 171
Perhaps instead of loading up on hormones and eventually killing other people, these freaks should be encouraged to kill themselves. Canuks even have the maid program in place.
Failing that, the mengeles that prescribe this shit should be held criminally liable as accessories to murder. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 10, 2026 11:08 PM (cvMzD) 172
Sorry I'm late, the lugers needed help stuffing themselves into their outfits. (I told Ursella she didn't need that second donut.)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 10, 2026 11:09 PM (2u9IC) 173
Ginger Baker and bassist Jack Bruce clashed quite a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L) 174
"metal" is just...uninteresting.
Posted by: Crusader ....or no bass player (like Ian Hill) ---- You mean the ONLY bass player to play on every Judas Priest studio album? I guess you don't get how this "music" thing works. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:57 PM (Cjcf6) Ahahahahahahah it doesn't get more un-interesting than Ian Hill and Judas Priest. Let me help. I outgrew Judas Priest about the same time I outgrew Kiss. At 13. And yes......I know pretty well how this music thing works Maybe you would be happier in life as the tambourine player? For the rest of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sLSyTEXfCI That's what I find interesting Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 10, 2026 11:11 PM (jrgJz) 175
The Kazurabashi Bridge in Japan is made of vines knotted together. It is a pedestrian bridge and is 45 meters in length. I weighs five tons and is replaced every 3 years. Its a big tourist attraction.
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2026 11:13 PM (uvB+6) 176
How many bands are driven by the vision of the bass player?
Morphine. That's all you need. (RIP Mark Sandman.) https://youtu.be/BgvBWR0Tr7I Posted by: tankdemon at February 10, 2026 11:14 PM (2u9IC) 177
Dear Lord, the wall to wall coverage over someone "in custody"...
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (SRRAx) Fraud discoveries in multiple states? What fraud discoveries? Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB) 178
14 This week I learned that Proof of Life is a thing. As did the rest of the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (+HNx/) Now tell Planned Parenthood. Posted by: tankdemon at February 10, 2026 11:17 PM (2u9IC) 179
I just realized that TVA announcement is probably related to the new Orano Enrichment Facility in Oak Ridge.
The Kingston plant is just down the road a piece from Oak Ridge. And those new centrifuges will suck up monster MWs. Posted by: Tonypete at February 10, 2026 11:18 PM (cYBz/) 180
>>>Maiden doesn't sing about sex, drugs and rock n' roll. They sing about for what lurks in the darkness, British military history and Samuel Taylor Coleridge poetry.
>I always found it interesting when my high school mates would downplay Iron Maiden for that very reason. I guess my buddies desire to bang cheerleaders always overruled. Maiden has been a monster force since day one. Rock and roll, and a history lesson. Good stuff. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 11:19 PM (xFfhU) 181
164 Darn, they put too much chocolate on my cheesecake.
Posted by: Braenyard "Should Sydney Sweeney really be motorboating me THAT hard?!" Posted by: gKWVE at February 10, 2026 11:19 PM (gKWVE) 182
Proof of Life is a 2000 American action thriller film directed and produced by Taylor Hackford, and starring Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe.
Posted by: Don Black at February 10, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt) 183
>>>Come on man. Metallica still puts out good material. To pretend that the ONLY reason you still listen is the bass line is a little silly.
Posted by: Crusader >That's not what I pretended, but Metallica has become stale. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 11:21 PM (xFfhU) 184
"metal" is just...uninteresting.
Posted by: Crusader ....or no bass player (like Ian Hill) ---- You mean the ONLY bass player to play on every Judas Priest studio album? I guess you don't get how this "music" thing works. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:57 PM (Cjcf6) Ahahahahahahah it doesn't get more un-interesting than Ian Hill and Judas Priest. Let me help. I outgrew Judas Priest about the same time I outgrew Kiss. At 13. And yes......I know pretty well how this music thing works Maybe you would be happier in life as the tambourine player? For the rest of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sLSyTEXfCI That's what I find interesting ---- First, you badly clipped my quote--metal (done well) is very interesting, but you quote me out of context. Secondly, you "outgrew" Judas Priest and Kiss when you were 13"...and you're proud of that? Lastly, that band you posted the video of might as well have been Trans Siberian Orchestra...because there are exactly ZERO heterosexual males that play THAT song or THAT band while they're suiting up to meet a hot chick. I'm sorry they matter to you. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6) Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2026 11:22 PM (uvB+6) 186
How many bands are driven by the vision of the bass player?
Morphine. --- They ended 30 years ago. This isn't trivia night. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:23 PM (Cjcf6) 187
Thanks for the ONT.
It got up to 65 here today. Then we had some driving, purifying rain. Most of the ice that mattered is all gone. God is good. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 11:25 PM (bss/y) 188
The Canadian school shooter is a tranny. Collect your winnings at CBD's desk.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 10, 2026 11:25 PM (tUj8P) 189
How did he get a gun in Canadia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y) 190
Hey, I'm curious. How many of you Morons had Ring cameras on your house until you saw their Super Bowl commercial....and now you're Ring-less?
Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske) 191
188 The Canadian school shooter is a tranny. Collect your winnings at CBD's desk.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 10, 2026 11:25 PM (tUj8P) Not if he's paying in dildos. Cash, gift cards, or, best of all, food he's prepared, would be great. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 11:28 PM (S/Y4j) 192
Darn, they put too much chocolate on my cheesecake.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:04 PM (/LXUT) That's actually a problem for me, as I can't really have chocolate. Posted by: pookysgirl, stumbling through life uncaffeinated at February 10, 2026 11:28 PM (Wt5PA) 193
173 Ginger Baker and bassist Jack Bruce clashed quite a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. --- If only Baker had listened more to Elvin Jones and less to the time keeper on a Roman attack vessel. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:30 PM (/LXUT) 194
190 Hey, I'm curious. How many of you Morons had Ring cameras on your house until you saw their Super Bowl commercial....and now you're Ring-less?
Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske) I have never really desired a Ring. I have seen people have them in the complex here (which seems even odder.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 11:31 PM (bss/y) 195
Omg.....the irony! So delicious that Poe would spontaneously masturbate for months!
*plays the heterosexual card in context with Judas Priest and "Rob the peter pumper" Halford! Go get em ace! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU7-sdJARLo Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 10, 2026 11:34 PM (jrgJz) 196
I was watching one of those generation videos, with a relatively young person asking why Gen X doesn't get picked on. One guy's response is that Gen X is the "Break glass in case of emergency" generation, or the main FAFO generation. I figured at least a few people here would enjoy the description.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 11:34 PM (S/Y4j) 197
Ginger Baker and bassist Jack Bruce clashed quite a bit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ---- Yes. And the crazy thing is that BOTH of them were so into themselves that when Cream re-united with Eric fricken' Clapton, they both behaved like asses rather than realizing "Wait a minute, Eric is back--we could make a TON of money off of this!". It was a one-off. Neither of them deserved a longer chance at the reunion. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:37 PM (Cjcf6) 198
Have I missed Berserker's reaction to the cowboys singing about Wynona's beaver?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 10, 2026 11:37 PM (Ezs10) 199
Bass players never get to bang the cheer leaders.
Posted by: pawn at February 10, 2026 11:22 PM (uvB+6) If you feature them in your video, you have a chance.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-rngzNR4Z0 Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 10, 2026 11:39 PM (nbLIj) 200
"A woman wearing a dress."
—— It could be, their way of letting you know “trans women are women!!” Could be. It is sad we have to reverse-engineer the “news” these days, but that’s the world we live in. ----- Could be a subversive type required to say "woman" and rebelling by using code. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 10, 2026 11:40 PM (RkOfE) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 10, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j) 202
Demotivation poster: all we ask is your heart imposed on an Aztec pyramid.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 10, 2026 11:41 PM (RkOfE) 203
Will we never be rid of mentally ill trans people trying to kill?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (u82oZ) --- When they have died off or are locked up or are redeemed by Jesus. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 10, 2026 11:43 PM (RkOfE) 204
The bassist for Asterism is absolutely insane. He has a 7 string bass. Listen to their song "Church."
https://tinyurl.com/4dt2h6u5 Posted by: Blahblahblah at February 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ca+Gv) 205
37 No offense to the OP, but Les Claypool is the singular worst bass player I've ever heard. There is no such thing as "Lead Bass Player". Bass is supposed to aligned with the drummer in the "rhythm section". He overplays...badly...and on every song. If he wanted to be a guitarist, he should have given up the bass and played guitar.
Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 10:13 PM (Cjcf6) I'm honestly not sure if these are counterpoints or not. Bass as lead: Flea in Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually does keep the rhythm, but it's bass-forward party music, and I couldn't even tell you the guitarist's name without looking it up. If this, then not that: you could say that about every metal guitarist with 7+ strings tuned at B-standard on down. If they really want to play bass that badly, then maybe they should instead. Posted by: SciVo at February 10, 2026 11:44 PM (Sy6m/) 206
Itals off
Posted by: SciVo at February 10, 2026 11:44 PM (Sy6m/) 207
The bassist for Asterism is absolutely insane. He has a 7 string bass. Listen to their song "Church."
https://tinyurl.com/4dt2h6u5 ---- Why? I'd rather listen to "Surfing with the Alien" by Satriani, and that album is one that I "get" but would prefer to never hear again. Bass players aren't supposed to be LEADS. They play in the wrong "register", and they confound the rest of the players in the band to assume irregular roles. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:49 PM (Cjcf6) 208
Ron Carter and Christian McBride play bass real good.
Plus the FBI/Pima Sheriff has a Guthrie suspect in custody. He was picked up in Rio Rico as part of a traffic stop. Is was not disclosed if the suspect was having a Taco Bell moment by running for the border. Rio Rico is about an hour south of Tucson and 15 miles north of Nogales, MX. The suspect seems to have property there which is currently being searched. Meanwhile the suspect is back in Tucson and is having a very bad evening. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 10, 2026 11:50 PM (8ZVmQ) 209
Bass players aren't supposed to be LEADS.
I guess there's Sting. Underrated bassist is Tina Weymouth. She proved in Tom Tom Club that she didn't need Byrne to tear shit up. Posted by: gKWVE at February 10, 2026 11:52 PM (gKWVE) 210
Musical composition and musical collaboration will not be contained in a box defined by some hostile entity on a blog.
Get out of the box. Are you mad, bro? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 10, 2026 11:53 PM (xFfhU) 211
Bass as lead: Flea in Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually does keep the rhythm, but it's bass-forward party music, and I couldn't even tell you the guitarist's name without looking it up.
--- The RHCP's guitarist is John Frusciante. His playing and "tone" is celebrated in guitar circles. He primarily plays "vintage" instruments, and has a "signature" guitar built by Fender. Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:54 PM (Cjcf6) 212
My wish for every Moron and Etta.
May your 2026 be as profitable... as a Somalian daycare. ---- With non of the attendant illegal activities beforehand and non of the judicial responses that are coming. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 10, 2026 11:54 PM (RkOfE) 213
144 Signal Flags or flashing light
-- Aldis lamp. As an aside, I think that the BSA still has a Semiphore merit badge Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2026 10:56 PM (XeU6L) Maybe for First Class? I recall having to demonstrate proficiency in either semiphore or morse as a requirement somewheres along the trail to Iggle. My old Boy Scout manual is in the other room but I'm too lazy to go look...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 10, 2026 11:54 PM (QGaXH) 214
Double bent brain. Kidnappers kidnap for ransom and always kill the victim and always either kill themselves or the cops take care of them.
Really weird. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:55 PM (/LXUT) 215
Bass players aren't supposed to be LEADS.
I guess there's Sting. ----- I'm a HUGE Police fan. Please name a single song he played with the Police where his playing was "lead". Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6) 216
Bass players aren't supposed to be LEADS. They play in the wrong "register", and they confound the rest of the players in the band to assume irregular roles.
Posted by: Crusader at February ------------------- Show us on the doll where the bass player touched you..... Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 10, 2026 11:57 PM (H/suN) 217
I*Why? . . . Bass players aren't supposed to be LEADS. They play in the wrong "register", and they confound the rest of the players in the band to assume irregular roles.**
I didn't say he was the lead, I said he was insane. The song I linked to really shows off his abilities though. Posted by: Blahblahblah at February 10, 2026 11:57 PM (ca+Gv) 218
Stanley Clarke plays bass gooder too.
Tina Weymouth is fantastic. She doesn't have virtuoso chops unless effortlessly playing right in the pocket counts as virtuoso. I likes me some Willie Dixon too. His work on the Chuck Berry recordings are for the ages. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 10, 2026 11:59 PM (8ZVmQ) 219
214 Double bent brain. Kidnappers kidnap for ransom and always kill the victim and always either kill themselves or the cops take care of them.
Really weird. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 10, 2026 11:55 PM (/LXUT) Strangely, kidnapping for ransom is quite common in Central and South America, and hostages are mostly returned when the money is paid. Something about that culture lets it be successful, while in the US it almost never is. Leads me to suspect that this wasn’t a relative as perp, but rather someone with Mexican cartel experience. They might think they could get away with it. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2026 12:00 AM (gCFgr) 220
The kite story is true. It was the only way they really had back then to get the line started on a set up like that.
Posted by: KCSteve at February 10, 2026 10:06 PM (2+WvJ) They had line-throwing cannons, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2026 12:00 AM (8zz6B) 221
The bassist for Asterism is absolutely insane. He has a 7 string bass. Listen to their song "Church."
https://tinyurl.com/4dt2h6u5 Posted by: Blahblahblah at February 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ca+Gv) ---------- Thanks for sharing. While I REALLY liked that bass player, I think I might love the guitarist.... Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 11, 2026 12:00 AM (H/suN) 222
189 How did he get a gun in Canadia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y) 'I sit talkin with mynext-door neighbor saying 'Where'd you get the gun, John....' Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 11, 2026 12:01 AM (QGaXH) 223
>>>I'm a HUGE Police fan. Please name a single song he played with the Police where his playing was "lead".
Posted by: Crusader >Now do Bootsy Collins. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 11, 2026 12:02 AM (xFfhU) 224
Fusion? I question the containment magnet strengths. Wonder what level of neutron poisoning they reached.
Fission is easier, with the right materials. Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:07 PM (u82oZ) I would assume the kid duplicated the Farnsworth Fusor. Pretty simple device. Manufactured commercially as a neutron source. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2026 12:02 AM (8zz6B) 225
HUGE Police fan. Please name a single song he played with the Police where his playing was "lead".
Posted by: Crusader I'd count Walking On The Moon. Posted by: gKWVE at February 11, 2026 12:03 AM (gKWVE) 226
Leads me to suspect that this wasn’t a relative as perp, but rather someone with Mexican cartel experience. They might think they could get away with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo There is intertube speculation that the guy the FBI picked up is the drummer in Early Black a band founded, in part, by Tommaso Cioni. Cioni is Nancy Guthrie's BIL. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 11, 2026 12:04 AM (8ZVmQ) 227
190 Hey, I'm curious. How many of you Morons had Ring cameras on your house until you saw their Super Bowl commercial....and now you're Ring-less?
Posted by: Orson at February 10, 2026 11:28 PM (dIske) Watching W2W coverage on Guthrie kidnapping - wonder how many people picking up on back story that these devices are recording and storing a lot more information than is advertised? One of the talking heads came right out and said Alexa and Siri are listening and recording..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 11, 2026 12:04 AM (QGaXH) 228
Thanks for the ONT, Dino.
Posted by: scampydog at February 11, 2026 12:04 AM (41CYW) 229
The biathlon is really quite watchable, and interesting. Such pressure, and so much potential for wild swings in position due to shooting misses. The men's individual 20K I'm watching now (replay) has a lot going on.
The commentators are excellent (unlike for the mixed relay), so lots of info. The sights have no magnification. Biathlon has the highest TV ratings in Europe for any winter sport. Those with the ability to watch individual replays and who haven't committed to the performative vow not to watch any Olympics might check it out. Posted by: rhomboid at February 11, 2026 12:04 AM (U/Byj) 230
Nancy Guthrie's son in law.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 11, 2026 12:06 AM (8ZVmQ) 231
HUGE Police fan. Please name a single song he played with the Police where his playing was "lead".
Posted by: Crusader I'd count Walking On The Moon. ---- You're trying too hard. He's a *great* bass player. But that song? Bump bump bump bump. Bump bump bump. Repeat. There's no "lead" about his playing in that song, or any other Police song. Posted by: Crusader at February 11, 2026 12:06 AM (Cjcf6) 232
203 Will we never be rid of mentally ill trans people trying to kill?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 10, 2026 10:38 PM (u82oZ) --- When they have died off or are locked up or are redeemed by Jesus. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 10, 2026 11:43 PM (RkOfE) I have a bad feeling that they're just getting started..... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 11, 2026 12:07 AM (QGaXH) 233
Just randomly found some background on the Yeti snow sculpture:
https://youtube.com/shorts/kVDkeVzoVks Posted by: tankdemon at February 11, 2026 12:07 AM (2u9IC) 234
I'm a HUGE Police fan. Please name a single song he played with the Police where his playing was "lead".
Posted by: Crusader at February 10, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6) ________________________ I think you could make the agrument that bass plays lead in portions of "Message in a Bottle"....specifically the chorus, as well as the lead up to the chorus. The Police are a strange band that way. Generally, the melody is with the singer, and not an instrument with them. Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2026 12:08 AM (dIske) 235
Sheesh. Mrs D is watching the women's downhill. These announcers suck. It's a constant stream of stating the obvious and throwing in a bunch of euphemisms. The skier if going 60 mph and is .2 seconds off the lead and the bozo announcer says she needs to "get aggressive."
WTF??? Blather Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2026 12:09 AM (2WIwB) 236
BREAKING: 10 dead, 25+ injured after a "woman wearing a dress" opens fire on Canadian school (Tumbler Ridge)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 10, 2026 10:16 PM (diia5) Tumbler Ridge is a weird-ass place. It was an architect-designed "instant town" designed and built as accomodations for a huge metallurgical coal mine located nearby. All the houses, all the storefronts look like pastel gingerbread. Spooky. Then the mine closed for a long spell, and homes and shops were sold for pennies on the dollar. They tried to make it into an artists's retreat (so dope!). Then the mine reopened. I passed through it a few times. Weird sort of Stepford Wives vibe to it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B) 237
228 Thanks for the ONT, Dino.
Posted by: scampydog at February 11, 2026 12:04 AM *** Doggo!! Good evening! Posted by: TRex - Dino olympian at February 11, 2026 12:10 AM (1vAma) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 11, 2026 12:11 AM (/LXUT) 239
I think you could make the agrument that bass plays lead in portions of "Message in a Bottle"....specifically the chorus, as well as the lead up to the chorus.
----- I'm not trying to piss any of you off, but none of you all making your case, and you're trying to hard to make a rhythm instrument a lead instrument. If you go looking, you will find LOTS of guitar forum posts praising Andy Sumner's playing on that song--the chording and rolling-chording in that song is very difficult because of the stretch involved with fingering one of those chords. Its not a bass song. Its never been a bass song. Sting, and John Paul Jones, and Paul McCartney play AMAZING bass. But nobody listens to a song of theirs and says "God, he played a million notes a minute and ruled that song." Lead bass is an oxymoron. Posted by: Crusader at February 11, 2026 12:14 AM (Cjcf6) 240
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
I've actually been very close to that town. On college break my Uncle (who was an archeologist) took me up there to see dinosaur tracks and do some hiking. Posted by: Orson at February 11, 2026 12:15 AM (dIske) Posted by: Opinion fact at February 11, 2026 12:18 AM (cwGMH) 242
How did he get a gun in Canadia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 11:27 PM (bss/y) Sounds like he may have killed family member(s) to get it. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 11, 2026 12:18 AM (dK+Kv) 243
https://tinyurl.com/cah5kw36
I found this video really fascinating. It is about the Bathyscape Triest- the submersible to reach the deepest point on earth- the Challenger Deep. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2026 12:18 AM (bss/y) 244
Queen. Another one bites theDust.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 11, 2026 12:20 AM (cwGMH) 245
Lead bass is an oxymoron.
Jaco Pastorius would like to disagree. Strongly. https://youtu.be/-0NNA6w8Zk4 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 11, 2026 12:21 AM (8ZVmQ) 246
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