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Queer Starmer's "Right-Hand Man," the Man Who Promoted Epstein Bestie Peter Mandelson for Abassador to the US, Resigns
Drip, drip, drip...
It had been speculated for days that Starmer's Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney would be forced to resign. They intend this to be a firewall against forcing Queer Starmer out -- throw the public one defenestration so that they don't throw Starmer out the window instead. They're claiming that Morgan McSweeney was singularly responsible for vetting Peter Mandelson so recommending that Epstein Bestie be promoted to Ambassador to the UK was all his fault and totally not the fault of Mandelson's very close associate and protege, Keir Starmer.Queen NatalieWhat is interesting is that Morgan McSweeney is not just a noxious communist who thinks that pedophiles can make for fine pals, but he was also a key actor in the UK's enemy action against the US -- he was a ringleader in the UK intelligence service's ops to criminalize American speech so that the UK would be better able to impose censorship and information blackouts on the British populace. They can't have the Forbidden Truth leaking into the UK from the US via Twitter, after all.
@TheNorfolkLion Feb 8 🚨 Breaking: Morgan McSweeney has resigned from the Government, accepting "full responsibility" for advising on the appointment of Lord Mandelson. Kier Starmer next?
Paul Weston
@PWestoff 5h Starmer's Chief aide McSweeney was founder of the Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) a Sovietesque political censorship outfit. Starmer is now behind the purging of court records. Presumably to hide something from his past. Tyranny in Full View.
Oh -- and McSweeney's father's firm was also paid 6 million pounds by the Irish government to house illegal migrants. Gee, I wonder why the left never wants to stop illegal immigration.
Starmer has lost The Guardian. They now want him replaced by a neuro-diverse Gazan trans-woman. #madelson pic.twitter.com/xzz7HsUjmB
— Martin in Monmouthshire (@MartinMonmouth) February 5, 2026
Delusional, specious Starmer: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country” https://t.co/Xud8Om5YHz
— JamesHeartfield (@JamesHeartfield) February 9, 2026
“Morgan McSweeney is an essential part of my team. He helped me change the Labour party and win an election. Of course I have confidence in him.”
— Ben Obese-Jecty MP (@BenObeseJecty) February 8, 2026
Life comes at you fast.
This was less than 100 hours ago. pic.twitter.com/FdqRG4Fb1F
People have "resurfaced" this clip from 2021. Starmer has supposedly changed his view on transgenderism, and now pretends to hold a more sensible, moderate position. Most likely because he's simply too unpopular to continue supporting all of the most unpopular positions.
"Is it transphobic to say only women have a cervix?"
— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) February 9, 2026
Keir Starmer: "It is something that shouldn't be said. It is not right." pic.twitter.com/t2hm472cmj
J.K. RowlingHello! Happy Monday!
@jk_rowling
Add Keir Starmer's newfound concern for victims of Peter Mandelson's bestie to his backflip on whether women can have penises and his U-turn on the Rotherham grooming gangs enquiry. Starmer is indifferent to harm done to girls and women unless it threatens his career. #StarmerOut
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Delusional, specious Starmer: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
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Why is he delusional?
Is he going to continue to change the country with confidence or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)
@jk_rowling
Add Keir Starmer's newfound concern for victims of Peter Mandelson's bestie to his backflip on whether women can have penises and his U-turn on the Rotherham grooming gangs enquiry. Starmer is indifferent to harm done to girls and women unless it threatens his career. #StarmerOut
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She's very much on board with Labour's plan to unwhiten the British countryside, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (bss/y)
In other words, a normal politician.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (OPGS/)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (97+Z6)
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I have a hard time blaming the UK for that, or declaring it to be an "enemy action" as such. The UK was central to it, but Australia and New Zealand helped quite a bit, and it was all orchestrated from Washington and Langley. Five Eyes made it happen, but the UK didn't come up with it, they just enthusiastically participated.
I want justice for that, but I not at all comfortable with pinning it on Jolly Old England.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 12:34 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:35 PM (Je/XQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 12:35 PM (jtM2q)
Accept it isn't Soviet. It was designed, run and partially financed by our very own CIA.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2026 12:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:36 PM (Je/XQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
Yes. This is one thing that the trans lobby has obscured for people: she is an insane lefty... except on this one thing. And she is not advocating for traditional female roles, but rather she comes at it from a female supremacist side of things almost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)
Anything.
I kind of like Altoids.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (bFu5X)
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And he shouldn't. He's in, he's on top, he's living the dream and delivering the mission objectives. Why the hell *should* he resign? He is executing on Labour's (and the wider globalist) agenda. Just because he's an appalling piece of shit is no disqualifier.
He *should* hold on until the bitter end, doing exactly what he promised to do, exactly how he promised to do it. If Labour wants him out, they can team up with whatever is left of the Tories to no-confidence Starmer and replace him. They can do that without challenging the Labour majority.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:36 PM (Je/XQ)
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She is a female supremacist who thinks that women are better than men, that men pretending to be women is men trying to take the rightful place of women, and she hates how white and conservative the British countryside is.
She's noxious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
I didn't say I agree with everything she says, but what she does say is very effective.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (97+Z6)
UK needs a "common sense discussion" on what Starmer's "Changing the Country" really means.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)
Most likely because he's simply too unpopular to continue supporting all of the most unpopular positions.
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As the universal, loud, unquestioning support for trannyism makes its way into the memory hole, this becomes an ever more viable position.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (W1i3I)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (i+wP0)
You're English, for crying out loud. Saying "butt" ought to be tantamount to reputational suicide.
Saying the word "cervix" should make you physically melt in shame, as your liquified shamebody percolates through the floorboards into the lime-rich groundwater.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (NpAcC)
He *should* hold on until the bitter end, doing exactly what he promised to do, exactly how he promised to do it. If Labour wants him out, they can team up with whatever is left of the Tories to no-confidence Starmer and replace him. They can do that without challenging the Labour majority.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ojr4c)
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Every force against him triggers a general election.
He knows it.
He has no incentive to give up power. He can keep filling his cabinet with idiot, leftist, true believers who want a taste at power for the next 3 years easy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ojr4c)
He has until... well, I don't know when an election is required, to make sure Britain is fully Islamized as he blows it all up on his way out.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (FpHTM)
Add Keir Starmer's newfound concern for victims of Peter Mandelson's bestie to his backflip on whether women can have penises and his U-turn on the Rotherham grooming gangs enquiry. Starmer is indifferent to harm done to girls and women unless it threatens his career. #StarmerOut
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True enough.
But riddle me this, JK: in what way is Starmer different from anyone else in establishment politics anywhere in the first world?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (Cjt/F)
He *should* hold on until the bitter end, doing exactly what he promised to do, exactly how he promised to do it.
The way I see it, the longer Starmer hangs on (and I don't think it will be much longer), the more nails he puts in the British left's coffin. People will remember him and the things he did for a very long time, and their memories will not be good ones.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (Je/XQ)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: NAMBLA at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (TmfuF)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (NpAcC)
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He's been PM for nearly 2 years (July is the anniversary).
In that time, he's been hit with a dozen scandals, all while Labour's popularity has gone from about 35% to about 15%.
If he hadn't resigned at any point over the last two years, why would he resign now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
You complimented her writing ability. Unpardonable and weak. We shall see you in the stockade at noon.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (97+Z6)
Can also see the Woolworth Building and Freedom Tower off in the distance.
The perks of the job are sometimes priceless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Kw+Iy)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Je/XQ)
huh. I'll keep that idea in mind.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
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Some other guy: "Steiner will come."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (J+Psw)
Poetry.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (Je/XQ)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM
Is that anything like "fundamentally transforming" it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (bFu5X)
He knows it.
He has no incentive to give up power. He can keep filling his cabinet with idiot, leftist, true believers who want a taste at power for the next 3 years easy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't think that's true. I think there can be a no-confidence vote against *Starmer* without extending it to *Labour*. Then Labour can appoint a new PM. Whether they can get the votes for that, I don't know.
There are not enough votes to take any action against Labour. If enough Labour MPs are willing to defect on one issue, I think they could take out Starmer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (xT8gx)
alas, not until 2029, although I think there's talk of forcing a "snap election" in 2027. I don't know how it's forced.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (gH8T+)
Was that the sequel to Octopussy
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (97+Z6)
huh. I'll keep that idea in mind.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)
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It can always be thrown at them as confirmation that they are no more than Airstrip One.
They did the CIA's bidding instead of acting as their own sovereign nation in targeting Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Every force against him triggers a general election.
He knows it.
He has no incentive to give up power. He can keep filling his cabinet with idiot, leftist, true believers who want a taste at power for the next 3 years easy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
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Not sure what you mean. But Labour can definitely get rid of Starmer without an election. Not unusual in Britain.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2026 12:42 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 09, 2026 12:42 PM (J+Psw)
If he hadn't resigned at any point over the last two years, why would he resign now?
This is the biggest weakness of the Parliamentary system: its entirely honor-based. He's supposed to step down when his party become despised and loses the trust of the people but nobody can force him to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (PYyV9)
Saying the word "cervix" should make you physically melt in shame, as your liquified shamebody percolates through the floorboards into the lime-rich groundwater.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM (JwNbV)
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It's been a very, very long time since Victoria was doing her thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ojr4c)
The only way that the UK gets a general election before 2029 is if the Labour Party's internal polling shows a trend that they are dropping below a majority. Then they *might* call an election to preserve it for another five years, but even then, I doubt it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
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Some other guy: "Steiner will come."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (J+Psw)
As others have said, not even close to the same thing. He has all the cards. He can keep throwing shit in your face and no one can do anything to him within the bounds of standard governance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (bss/y)
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I've heard this rumor. Is there any validity to it?
He sure seems gay to me, but that's true of quite literally every English male I've ever seen, and I know they *all* can't be.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (BI5O2)
the "Conservatives" really destroyed the country. Like the GOPe, they just kept lying and then pursuing a left-wing position on immigration (and Brexit) until the public voted them all out of office. Unfortunately, that meant that Labour won a huge number of seats.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Je/XQ)
When you are the custodian of a fragile orthodoxy, you cannot afford to allow a hint of dissent.
Everything is an op to demoralize normal people who did not vote for this crap.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (xJGPn)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (BI5O2)
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Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz is tanned, unarrested, available, and sings gay & retarded show tune parodies online!
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (aX9uD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (n9ltV)
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Or, IIRC, if the PM (or the king? I think Charles technically has the power) dissolves parliament and forces the issue. But that is extremely unlikely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (ojr4c)
Perhaps they all lie back and think of England.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
I don't know. I'm curious about why the Five Foreign Twinks keep targeting his houses and cars for Mostly Peaceful Arson.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
There are not enough votes to take any action against Labour. If enough Labour MPs are willing to defect on one issue, I think they could take out Starmer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (ojr4c)
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Successful no confidence votes lead to general elections in the UK Parliament or the dissolution of the government without a general election, as long as a new government is chosen within 14 days.
Think Labour can pull together its cats to form a government in that instance? Oh, and it hasn't happened since 1924.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (jtM2q)
Cuomo?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (97+Z6)
“We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
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The broadcast from the Starmerbunker.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (tgvbd)
McSweeney looks somewhat soy. He's married to a woman Labour MP. Communist to the bone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Hhsnh)
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I'm afraid to ask ... and won't be clicking on any Admiral Ackbar links.
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (aX9uD)
Only two possibilities make sense:
1. His whole family was kidnapped years ago and replaced by doubles to force him to do some evil countries bidding to ensure their safety.
2. Starmer himself was kidnapped and replaced with an evil cyborg from planet zena.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (mymNa)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Je/XQ)
https://tinyurl.com/45kc7pmr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (yNGcr)
the "Conservatives" really destroyed the country. Like the GOPe, they just kept lying and then pursuing a left-wing position on immigration (and Brexit) until the public voted them all out of office. Unfortunately, that meant that Labour won a huge number of seats.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
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Yup. So Labour might decide to take out Starmer to get rid of some of the noise.
And if they do that, they will replace Starmer with someone exactly like him, albeit quieter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (ojr4c)
26 "Starmer: “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
UK needs a "common sense discussion" on what Starmer's "Changing the Country" really means.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2026 12:38 PM
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I think it's like changing a house by burning it down.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (HLgI3)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (qBdHI)
I don't know. I'm curious about why the Five Foreign Twinks keep targeting his houses and cars for Mostly Peaceful Arson.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
Life has it's little bonuses?
I do wonder if it is a way for people to remind him that he is not untouchable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 12:43 PM (PYyV9)
Not correct.
Labour can nominate another MP for Prime Minister. Then they will vote.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2026 12:42 PM (AlhUl)
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By convincing him to resign. Like Johnson.
No-confidence vote is the parliamentary trigger, and if Labour can't form a new government in 14 days, it leads to a general election. The last time this happened without leading to a general election was 1924, it seems.
He has shown no sign of willingness to resign after 2 years of scandal and minimal approval.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
The exact path the US was on until you know who
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (97+Z6)
the "Conservatives" really destroyed the country. Like the GOPe, they just kept lying and then pursuing a left-wing position on immigration (and Brexit) until the public voted them all out of office. Unfortunately, that meant that Labour won a huge number of seats.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
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Until 2 years ago, Labour was the restrictionist immigration party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: illiniwek
Is that anything like "fundamentally transforming" it?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
yeah, exactly. Completely change the heritage, change the people (bring in Muslims), and become communist.
They came a long way baby, to get where they go to, today ... (or was that only for women and their own cigarette?)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (vbXSk)
In that time, he's been hit with a dozen scandals, all while Labour's popularity has gone from about 35% to about 15%.
If he hadn't resigned at any point over the last two years, why would he resign now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The British party system have a number of ways to essentially neuter a prime minister. They have no equivalent of separation of powers nor a unitary executive (despite the recent custom of treating them so).
For the US, it is actually better that such a weak twit stay PM because his ability to govern aka lame duck PM is negligible. But Labor has the power to basically deball a PM internally because none of their Constitution is fixed, it is all subject to a mish mash of statutes, customs, etc.
So, for example, Starmer might lose the ability to hire and fire cabinet ministers as that is ultimately subject to the party majority. Ditto on other measures like the Chagos treaty debacle with the House of Lords, for all its neutering, managed to stave off so far. Then the endless parliamentary inquiries etc means that the longer Keir stays, the less any post PM ship opportunities exist.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (Kt19C)
Or, IIRC, if the PM (or the king? I think Charles technically has the power) dissolves parliament and forces the issue. But that is extremely unlikely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (ojr4c)
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Chances of this happening: zero point zero. A dissolution of Parliament not requested by the government would trigger a constitutional crisis of epic proportions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (tgvbd)
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"You mean, like, a fundamental transformation?"
/Making The Caliphate Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (aX9uD)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (HLgI3)
Gavin Newsom: 👀
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (ojr4c)
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Because the monarchy, including Queen Elizabeth, has approved of the mass immigration policies of their governments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (2NzKZ)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (g47mK)
Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
Both sides have problems.
The Left butchers babies, grooms and sexually mutilates the survivors, torches cities, celebrates murderous lawlessness, and taxes families into absolute subjugation
The Right, on the other hand, hires staffers who accidentally post insensitive memes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (J+Psw)
You probably already are but if not you should follow Mike Benz and listen to some of his indepth videos. He goes into great detail on the global censorship cabal that is basically layered on top of Five Eyes.
Billions flowed through various NGOs from the intel community and USAID to fund it and coordinate global censorship. The EU is trying to keep the machine alive by suing various tech platforms with the major target being X. Elon is punching back.
Christopher Steele didn't job pop out of thin air. Neither did the Australian ambassador who helped frame Papadopoulus. It's one big worldwide machine.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (viF8m)
Maybe it's time for the next Reform government to legislate Britain's sovereignty over to India and let them run things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 12:48 PM (BI5O2)
Kinda like how the left can no longer maintain power here without the illegals, there it's the muzzies that keep them in power.
So, they're going make that final deal to kill the UK in a desperate attempt to hold on to power.
Lying to themselves that the muzzies will keep their word in the deal.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: King Charles at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (qUkBO)
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Just British? Are US boarding schools immune ??
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (kz5IF)
FIFY
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Je/XQ)
There are not enough votes to take any action against Labour. If enough Labour MPs are willing to defect on one issue, I think they could take out Starmer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (ojr4c)
A Starmer resignation would not automatically trigger a general election. He quits, Labour elects a new leader, leader becomes PM. Done deal, if the new leader already has a seat in Commons. If the new leader is not a Member of the House of Commons, then a sitting Labour Member (in a "safe" seat, of course) will resign from Commons, and allow the new leader to replace him/her in a by-election. Plenty of precedent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (mrzqz)
Labour can nominate another MP for Prime Minister. Then they will vote.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)
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This process requires the PM to resign, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/45kc7pmr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM
Did they really say all those things in Spanish? I didn't watch and now I'm glad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (xJGPn)
Only two possibilities make sense:
1. His whole family was kidnapped years ago and replaced by doubles to force him to do some evil countries bidding to ensure their safety.
2. Starmer himself was kidnapped and replaced with an evil cyborg from planet zena.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (mymNa)
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You missed the obvious one:
3. He doesn't view the UK as "his country."
The international ruling elite aren't into "countries" or nation-states. They're globalists, and view themselves not as leaders of nations or even rulers of men, but as administrators.
Starmer is not a Briton, in exactly the same way that Obama was not an American. They view themselves as outside the atavistic notions of nation-state governance. He is not the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, he is the regional administrator of the Oblast of Britain.
Insofar as he thinks about Britain, he surely does hate it - but he probably rarely does. There is no point in hating the past.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 12:47 PM (tgvbd)
Yup. The monarchy has power that they can literally never use, or it would be the death of the monarchy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:50 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 12:51 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (8zz6B)
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Yes, Starmer can resign and a new PM can get selected by Parliament without a new general election. That's usually what happens when PM's get deeply unpopular like how Starmer's been for more than a year.
And yet...Starmer keeps...not...resigning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
Barak Hussein Obama. The guy who wanted to "fundamentally change" America.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2026 12:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Je/XQ)
Not a terrible strategy but the one thing they haven't particularly counted on is the Left making Christians their own enemy number one along the way.
So by the time Islamists actually jump, they are going to have one froggy ass opponent with nothing to lose but their eternal soul.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:52 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
- Blair started it.
- Something deeper is going on. It is as if the entire country has been brainwashed that immigrants are good and CO2 is evil, etc. The conservatives helped, but I think it goes deeper and they got caught up.
- EU gets credit too, and side deals made upon Brexit.
Are they all owned by foreigners in The City of London? Are they all being blackmailed for being perverts? Are they all insane from too much BBC? (or combination of islams, China, perverts, globalists and bribery and they all fell victim -- some willingly, some less so.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 12:52 PM (mymNa)
Asking for a friend who is looking to get free housing at Stanford.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Because, the UK has fallen.
It's only a matter of when they attack the US openly.
Note well: no one is seeking intervention of anyone in Europe to save Iran.
Because it's already assumed they are on the side of the monsters who are hunting down, killing and raping civilians.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 12:54 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:50 PM (n9ltV)
So what?
If I were in Charles' gay little European throne thing, I'd dash that crown against the cobblestones, and be happy to go out as the last great Englishman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 12:54 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 12:54 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:49 PM (GBKbO)
That's not clear. If Labour chooses a new PM, Starmer has no power.
But...all of this is moot. If he resigns, they will choose someone as bad, and possibly smarter, so it might just be worse.
There is almost no possibility of the UK saving itself before August 2029. And that is probably too late.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:54 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Vengeance at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Je/XQ)
Starmer is a weak little man who has been lying all through his career. Now his lies are being publicly exposed within hours. It's nice watching his torment as he twists and turns, but he is a representative member of the British political establishment. There's no-one to replace him except other weak liars.
Look at his political allies and cronies dropping like flies all around him. They're all like him. It's British politicians. After this cull, they'll close ranks and continue as before.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (HLgI3)
I think the issue is that he testified he had ended his business dealings with Epstein in, like, 2008 or something, but the released emails showed he lied about that.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Y1sOo)
Fuck the Limeys. They dicked around in our elections and our domestic politics, they act like every other Eurofag country in that they think that they have the right to tell the only remaining superpower what to do and that we have an obligation to bow our heads, and drop our drawers for a good, hard shag.
I'm going to WalMart for popcorn tonight.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (y9nCu)
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I have to restrain myself from slapping silly any holier than thou person who says they are a Citizen of the World. Idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Dv3i1)
Ben Obese-Jecty MP
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"The surname Obeso has its roots in the Iberian Peninsula, particularly in Spain, where it is believed to have originated. The name is derived from the Spanish word obeso, meaning obese or fat, which may have originally been a nickname for someone of considerable size or stature."
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (aX9uD)
Posted by: JackStraw
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You missed the obvious one:
3. He doesn't view the UK as "his country."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Man, slapped down by two OG and I haven't even finished my coffee.
You are both, of course, 100% correct. I was just making funny.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (mymNa)
It's an intelligence operation being run the world over.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (97+Z6)
"If Johnson was removed from the Conservative leadership or – less plausibly – lost the confidence of the House of Commons, then his position would be constitutionally untenable. The only person with the legal authority to remove him is the monarch. But I think it is fair to say that such an intervention would not be necessary. As the Cabinet Manual, a description of various aspects of the UK system issued by the government in 2011, puts it: ‘Historically, the Sovereign has made use of reserve powers to dismiss a Prime Minister’. But they were ‘last used in 1834’ and their employment on this occasion was ‘regarded as having undermined the Sovereign.’ Their use would represent a clear violation of what the Manual describes as ‘the convention…that the Sovereign should not be drawn into party politics’. Johnson, it is true, has shown himself willing to bring the monarch close to controversy, with the unlawful attempted prorogation of Parliament of 2019. "
It appears that TJM is correct constitutionally in the sense that only the Queen technically has the power to remove the PM. My kneejerk reaction to support CBD's reading though was wrong and I apologize.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2swu2)
Not a terrible strategy but the one thing they haven't particularly counted on is the Left making Christians their own enemy number one along the way.
So by the time Islamists actually jump, they are going to have one froggy ass opponent with nothing to lose but their eternal soul.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:52 PM (97+Z6)
And the commies are perfectly fine with the idea of strict Shari'ah Law being forced on all the little people.
They see Islam as the fastest way to One World Government.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)
Posted by: Albion Bye Bye at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Kw+Iy)
Livin' the dream! That's how I felt when I'd be on work assignment supporting pre-launch activities at Cape Canaveral. Told my folks 'it was like Mecca for engineers....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Denny Crane - Queefs are for Kids at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (i49OE)
But then I remember that just a few years ago we were arguing over how many illegals we absolutely had to grant citizenship. And now it's how many we can deport and how quickly.
By almost every measure we are winning.
Posted by: MJ at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (XOmY9)
They're a funny little nation with a similar language. That's about it.
Oh, and their "nukuler power" is based in Georgia. Just like Coca-Cola and peanuts...
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Dv3i1)
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And what's worse, perhaps, is that isn't just a hackneyed phrase. They mean it - and for most of them, it's even true. I have never once heard that from someone who hadn't lived it. They can grab their passport and go anywhere, any time. Fly from one generic urban core to another, across the world. There really isn't any difference for them. They *are* "citizens of the world" and have no idea that this isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (ojr4c)
And yet...Starmer keeps...not...resigning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
The new PM is not selected by "Parliament", he is selected by the Labour caucus, and Labour at large. Members of other parties have zero say in the matter. Labour owns a huge majority right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (8zz6B)
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Not going to contemplate how Ace knows that he does his reach-arounds on the right hand side.
Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)
THAT'S why the UK is doomed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (n9ltV)
The British Museum has an exhibit that runs until May 4th showing that half of Samurai were female.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (2GVsD)
I think they realized in today's society they can be as unpopular and do whatever they want and their advocates will STILL support them. This is old school Patronage.
It is hard to not get depressed when you think about this shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)
But...all of this is moot. If he resigns, they will choose someone as bad, and possibly smarter, so it might just be worse.
There is almost no possibility of the UK saving itself before August 2029. And that is probably too late.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 12:54 PM (n9ltV)
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My assumption is that Starmer refuses to resign. My reason is the last year and a half of Starmer not resigning despite being deeply unpopular and hit with constant scandals.
If he resigns, it'll just be another leftist dimwit.
If he doesn't, they have to stick with him because any vote will trigger a general election as factions fight it out for control (it's why it's been decades since a successful no confidence vote, which was 1979), and every theory about how they force him out without triggering it goes against the last century of British politics.
I'm sure there's massive pressure being put on him to resign behind closed doors, but there doesn't seem to be even an inkling of something like a no confidence vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (GBKbO)
nice. but I hear NYC is full of garbage and four foot tall piles of iced-up snow.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (mymNa)
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And it was.
I just really wish replicant takeover could explain it. That would be easy to deal with!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (ojr4c)
They see Islam as the fastest way to One World Government.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 12:56 PM (FpHTM)
Plus they will always bow to the strongest will. Kind of their thing. The Left are abject cowards. They need thr crowd behind them or they buckle.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 12:59 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (2GVsD)
LOL.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 12:57 PM (8zz6B)
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Yes, of course.
Labour in Parliament, which is effectively just Parliament now because of the 288 seat majority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (GBKbO)
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Then why is Labour running campaigns imploring MPs to not break ranks? Just a show? It well could be just a show, but that would be a kind of risky show because it shows great worry or weakness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:00 PM (ojr4c)
None were black? The outrage!
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 01:00 PM (XuXeR)
Impeachment. And yes, PMs can be impeached--the impeachment of Buckingham as Charles I PM was the last to try to remove the first minister to the Crown.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 01:00 PM (2swu2)
nice. but I hear NYC is full of garbage and four foot tall piles of iced-up snow.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (1wjle)
Northern cities are always more beautiful in winter. The snow covers the garbage.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:00 PM (y9nCu)
The Labour party wants Starmer out so he can cling to the carpet but the no confidence vote is coming .
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (0KSrI)
Elmo's Twixxer account praised it too. Because that's just what preschool kids should watch
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (97+Z6)
I question this. I really don't think that he will be forced out by his own party.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (PYyV9)
Until then, it's a dead country, under hostile occupation, with no will to live free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:00 PM (ojr4c)
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Well, leadership is not allowing the vote so far.
A ground up insurrection from the Labour backbenchers that misfires and leads to a general election because the CP joins in on the vote would be...hilarious.
I should leave this option open because it would entertain me. Like that time Theresa May called for a snap election and then lost a bunch of seats because of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Isn't that how John Major became a thing? Thatcher stepped down and he was PM for a bit without a new election.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (mymNa)
Queer Starmer thinks so.
Do Starmer and McSweeney exchange genetic material?
All signs point to yes.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 09, 2026 01:02 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 09, 2026 01:02 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: one hour sober at February 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (mymNa)
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England had 3 PMs in a year a couple of years back because of resignations (Johnson then Truss then Sunak).
But the resign part is key. If Starmer doesn't resign...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:03 PM (GBKbO)
Were not exactly producing Mozart.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:03 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (GBKbO)
It's getting worse for him. If they can start picking off his ministers, then I'll bet he does resign.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (n9ltV)
I should leave this option open because it would entertain me. Like that time Theresa May called for a snap election and then lost a bunch of seats because of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
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This is, as far as I can tell, the worry. The back-benchers are not too happy (or they have unhappy and very loud people in the group). Labour's campaign is aimed squarely at them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (Vvh2V)
Until then, it's a dead country, under hostile occupation, with no will to live free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (HXT0k)
Pretty much this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: wth at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (1wjle)
Yup. That's true.
But no smell yet, because it has been so cold. And that is changing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (n9ltV)
Were not exactly producing Mozart.
Posted by: ...
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Butt Bunny tested.
Butt Bunny approved.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (X+xvk)
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They make me so envious sometimes
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (n9ltV)
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If he wants to retain power, I imagine it won't be that hard to find some empty-headed true believer to fill any post. It's not like Starmer cares about good governance. And with 288 Labour members in Parliament...he can go through a lot of them in 3 years.
He just says, "King Charles, here's Star Wars Name from Hampforshire who's gonna be my new Exchequer", and Charles responds with "As long as you make my nation more Muslim.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (GBKbO)
>> nice. but I hear NYC is full of garbage and four foot tall piles of iced-up snow.
It is, but one of the perks of being a big shot is door to door car service and I don’t have to deal much with that stuff.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (xsIKU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (ojr4c)
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I imagine Labour back benchers are kinda dumb, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (GBKbO)
But then I remember that just a few years ago we were arguing over how many illegals we absolutely had to grant citizenship. And now it's how many we can deport and how quickly.
By almost every measure we are winning.
Posted by: MJ
Things have dramatically changed across the West. The left is politically losing despite being propped up mainly by its uniparty 'conservative' parties. The flaccid 'conservative' uniparty response is in turn destroying itself with outside realist parties being formed much more to the right than to the left.
When these conventional parties either implode or remake themselves in the images of the outsider parties, then a new party system will arise but until then, the uniparty drifts along failing at everything it does while Europe's governing class is discrediting itself daily and making its captive people more and more miserable.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (2swu2)
All Tories, though? It's like here; the Right always does the decent thing. The left, however...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
It's supposed to get into the 40s tomorrow and Wednesday here in NoVa.
I'm breaking out the Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts!
Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
Can also see the Woolworth Building and Freedom Tower off in the distance.
The perks of the job are sometimes priceless.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Kw+Iy)
what job is that ?
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:04 PM (Vvh2V)
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Scotland voted against its own independence. They knew they'd be fucked without England subsidizing them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (B4Se1)
http://tiny.cc/xwqy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM
All the folks who didn't vote for me!
Posted by: Jos. Robinette "Choo-Choo" Biden at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (0KSrI)
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* Buck Throckmorton has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (aX9uD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They were never picked by the party for their iq, but for their party loyalty. A few are strong personalities that can do as they please but most MPs are not.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (2swu2)
Would he have been allowed to perform the show in English?
The USA had better prepare for the disaster of an officially bilingual country.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (97+Z6)
Shorts, Magellan shirts, and hey dudes....
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (XuXeR)
Shaun King?
Posted by: one hour sober at February 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Y1sOo)
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That's not funny...
Posted by: Rachael Dolezal at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (affD0)
There are not enough votes to take any action against Labour. If enough Labour MPs are willing to defect on one issue, I think they could take out Starmer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (ojr4c)
A no confidence vote triggers an election. Labour can toss Starmer on their own but they will not, at least not yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:09 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Picking up on my stratification theme from Friday,...
Because of stratification, they have no connection to the lower classes in their home countries, and worse -- they think all the lower classes are the same deplorables.
So The EU elite speak to the Saudi or Quatari elite, and they feel simpatico, and they talk about their own loser middle and lower classes, clinging to religion, etc. and they agree and think a muzzie wanting to blow shit up is the same as a Christian going to bible study before work.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:09 PM (mymNa)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (O3dBq)
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If the majority party can pull together a government in 14 days, there's no general.
But that doesn't seem to have happened in at least 100 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:09 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Octochicken at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
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This explains a lot.
I have Hawaiian shorts and Bermuda shirts. No wonder I get such weird looks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
The last no confidence vote was in March 1979. We wound up getting PM Thatcher out of that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM
No smell is never an issue for us.
Posted by: Penguins of the World at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (xsIKU)
Posted by: Bigsmith at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (Y8DZL)
The USA had better prepare for the disaster of an officially bilingual country.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (F3Dlr)
Too many Americans ache for us to have our own little Quebec.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: Mr T at February 09, 2026 01:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
The last no confidence vote was in March 1979. We wound up getting PM Thatcher out of that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:10 PM (O3dBq)
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That was the last successful no confidence vote. There have been several since that failed.
The specific instance of a no confidence vote that doesn't lead to a general election is at least 1924.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: davidt at February 09, 2026 01:12 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (GC0+P)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (97+Z6)
I'd be pissed if I were Snoop or Dre or Eminem and I had to bowdlerize my entire act for these assclowns, but now here comes some twink who gets away with any lyrics he wants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (JwNbV)
That's not funny...
Posted by: Rachael Dolezal
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I'm suspicious of that nic. The real 'Dolezoal' is now Nkechi Amare Diallo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
LOL.
Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)
"10 Downing Street threatens to sack all Cabinet ministers unless they tweet out their support for UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer by the end of the day, a Scottish Labour source tells Channel 4 News"
awesome!
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (g47mK)
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It was a big joke, they were laughing about making people learn Spanish so they could understand that filth. All intentional, all according to plan.
JZ is worse than Sean Combs ever dreamed of being. I cannot fathom what he's done to be able to put this type of show together for the biggest stage in the country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:14 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2026 01:14 PM (SHZtS)
Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM
AoSHQ is not my only client, you know.
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at February 09, 2026 01:14 PM (0sNs1)
Probably several were aborted in the last 50 years.
King Charles would only dissolve Parliament if they weren't kissing enough Muslim ass to suit him
I wonder if the crown even has that power any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:14 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Obtuse Seinfeld reference at February 09, 2026 01:15 PM (BYItE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 12:41 PM (ojr4c)
I think the Labour Party requires 20% of the MPs to vote for a challenger. Maybe that is the best way to get Starmer out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (n9ltV)
I wonder if the crown even has that power any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:14 PM (PYyV9)
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It does.
It just refuses to use it because it would make the monarchy political, so it never uses it.
Which means that the actual government of the UK is broken with an executive who won't exert any power and a supreme legislature without any checks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (GBKbO)
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Twirling, twirling, twirling into the future!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (bxiOq)
Until then, it's a dead country, under hostile occupation, with no will to live free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:01 PM (HXT0k)
Pretty much this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (snZF9)
You are saying than the citizens of the UK are unfit to be free and are incapable of self-government?
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (O3dBq)
http://tiny.cc/xwqy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:07 PM (ojr4c)
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I wonder if her eyes match her bikini color?
/40 years ago I worked with an attractive woman and a group of us went out for dinner and drinks after work. Her eye color was strikingly blue -- which I'd not previously noticed -- and I proceeded to tell her so.
She thanked me for the compliment -- and noted that she just got some new tinted colored contact lenses. I blushed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (v2nXy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO
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Hashtag black Hermione.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (GC0+P)
Posted by: Sorry. I was cleaning up from last night's party at February 09, 2026 01:17 PM (BYItE)
Spent much time there in the past 30 years?
Yeah. I'm down wit dat...
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 01:17 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: old chick
Too many Americans ache for us to have our own little Quebec.
Posted by: Cow Demon
I hope they are prepared for the cost of publishing every single local, state and federal law, signage, etc and every single product and website to include the other official language.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:17 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:17 PM (mymNa)
Mandelbaum!
Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Obtuse Seinfeld reference at February 09, 2026 01:15 PM (BYItE)
It's Go Time.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (iXqHn)
The USA had better prepare for the disaster of an officially bilingual country.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (F3Dlr)
Too many Americans ache for us to have our own little Quebec.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:11 PM (O3dBq)
???
It's called Louisiana and it has much better food than the snow frogs. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ULPxl)
They will sing verses from the Koran and tell us about the Ugly American Pig Dogs that spread hate abvout the mostly peaceful Ayatollah and his many wives.
Posted by: The NFL Leadership at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (1wjle)
Yup. That's true.
But no smell yet, because it has been so cold. And that is changing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:05 PM (n9ltV)
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Only in the poor areas. The affluent areas got plowed and cleaned up within 48 hours. Same as always.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)
That's funny.
/The money printing express, now $38+ Trillion in debt.
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)
"Hey, I need a new surname. Cleaver? No one would get it. Mumia? No, I don't look like a Mumia. Diallo? Hmmmm. Diallo. Yup. That's the one."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:17 PM (F3Dlr)
Many localities already do it.
I’d much rather have English made the official language of the United States.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: old chick
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You say that as if they would be spending their own money?
They crave excuses to hire consultants (relatives) and contractors (cutouts) to spend our money.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (mymNa)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ULPxl)
If you like Crawdads.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (iXqHn)
Scotland voted against its own independence. They knew they'd be fucked without England subsidizing them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook
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Like Quebec, they make noises but won't take the fatal step. All the welfare smoosh that half of Scots are on will vanish. And there's not enough Glenlivet in the world to make it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (g47mK)
Would he have been allowed to perform the show in English?
The USA had better prepare for the disaster of an officially bilingual country.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:08 PM (F3Dlr)
Be nice if the FCC went after them big time anyway. English or not it's not ok. Even if it was in gd Aramaic it's not ok. It's disrespectful to our country and to the people watching.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (QGaXH)
I’d much rather have English made the official language of the United States.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (O3dBq)
That ship has sailed.
Posted by: The guy who always says That Ship Has Sailed at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (O3dBq)
Latina Women: OMG!! Imma gonna dance so much to that!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: FCC Staff at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (BYItE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (bxiOq)
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Have they made twirling an event in the Summer Olympics yet?
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (5HHc4)
Just type broadcast systems integration and mission critical environments into google and click on images and that’s what I build.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Sy3QE)
Gee, I wonder why the left never wants to stop illegal immigration.
This is how every leftist issue works.
Sometimes they only benefit the top most leaders in the left, but every issue they support is there because it gives them money or power.
And immigration turns out to be the greatest thing for grifting the left has ever found
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (sKqQm)
http://tiny.cc/xwqy001 Joe Mannix
Pretty! Perfect abs. I'm scared and intimidated by wymyns with the washboard kind.
Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (g47mK)
Like Quebec, they make noises but won't take the fatal step. All the welfare smoosh that half of Scots are on will vanish. And there's not enough Glenlivet in the world to make it up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (tgvbd)
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They own a lot of off shore oil, but it still wouldn't be enough.
And if they did split off, the UK would suddenly become deeply conservative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
I’d much rather have English made the official language of the United States.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (O3dBq)
Someone is going to combine Latin Spanish and Arabic into a single language, "Sparabic", and that will be the US' official language.
With a little bit of Mandarin lingo for flavor.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ULPxl)
If you like Crawdads.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM (iXqHn)
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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (bxiOq)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (g47mK)
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I'm not sure how I can vote England out of its Labour government, it's true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
If I were William, I'd be getting my children out of the country, or at least buying up land and a home here to send them to.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (Vvh2V)
Latina Women: OMG!! Imma gonna dance so much to that!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (HXT0k)
That reminds me of the one Chris Rock joke.
Woman : "He ain't talkin' 'bout me!"
Chris Rock : "Bitch, he just said your name!"
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:23 PM (iXqHn)
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Al Bester's "The Computer Connection" had Black Spanglish ("Ah gone esplain any preguntas you ax.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 09, 2026 01:23 PM (bxiOq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
And thinner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:23 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
And thinner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:23 PM (n9ltV)
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"Who ya callin' fat?!"
-Fat Bastard
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny...Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. Commissioner Pravin Lal
Lal is from a video game released in '99 where he leads a group derived from the UN. He's a center-left good government type.
My how things have changed huh?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)
And just who the fuck asked you to change it?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (Vvh2V)
Why 19? Is that some more "science" that they pulled out of their asses like the 6 foot rule?
Why not 25, when the brain is fully developed. Why not 40, past the peak fertility age?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
You wouldn't be able to read the ballot...I think it is in Urdu now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:19 PM
Pinch the tail and suck the head.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
You wouldn't be able to read the ballot...I think it is in Urdu now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (n9ltV)
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The language doesn't matter for me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (QGaXH)
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"Feature, not bug -- comrades!"
/The only thing missing was the double-barrel middle finger and dropping his pants and taking a dump on stage.
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (5HHc4)
Posted by: FCC Staff
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Press the '2' button to hear this recording in English...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
Declaration of Independence 2.0.
"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to tell your erstwhile friend and ally that they sound like a fag and their shit's all retarded, but they don't listen because they're too busy with all the pederasty to even care...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (JwNbV)
Latina Women: OMG!! Imma gonna dance so much to that!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (HXT0k)
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Yea, and it's so comically derivative. US-based "gangsta" rap has been about tearing up fuck-bitch hoes for decades now.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (97+Z6)
I think there have now been two major resignations from British government or government-related posts, in addition to the expulsion of Prince Andres.
So Epstein is real, and we shouldn't be "so over" it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)
"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary to tell your erstwhile friend and ally that they sound like a fag and their shit's all retarded, but they don't listen because they're too busy with all the pederasty to even care...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (JwNbV)
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*hand on heart*
*bald eagle cries out*
*single, manly tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I know that to apply for a position with CBP it is required you speak Spanish, including northern border states.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 09, 2026 01:20 PM (QGaXH)
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"Feature, not bug -- comrades!"
/The only thing missing was the double-barrel middle finger and dropping his pants and taking a dump on stage.
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (5HHc4)
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"Is this about me?"
-- GG Allin
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)
Why 19? Is that some more "science" that they pulled out of their asses like the 6 foot rule?
Why not 25, when the brain is fully developed. Why not 40, past the peak fertility age?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
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Good question, my first thought as well.
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (5HHc4)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
Estrogen will do nothing to a man's physical appearance past 40 but make him fat.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (iXqHn)
I think there have now been two major resignations from British government or government-related posts, in addition to the expulsion of Prince Andres.
So Epstein is real, and we shouldn't be "so over" it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM (n7rxJ)
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It's my understanding that except for Prince Andrew, it's all business relationships without implication of sexual impropriety.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:27 PM (GBKbO)
*bald eagle cries out*
*single, manly tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:26 PM
So close.
Posted by: The movie you forgot to mention at February 09, 2026 01:27 PM (0sNs1)
Yea, and it's so comically derivative. US-based "gangsta" rap has been about tearing up fuck-bitch hoes for decades now.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Minstrel shows from 150 years ago stereotyped blacks as happy-go-lucky darkness.
Rap today stereotypes blacks as hoes and amoral gangsters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 01:28 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 09, 2026 01:28 PM (kz5IF)
>> It's my understanding that except for Prince Andrew
Prince Andrew did a lot of schtupping.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (Sy3QE)
The 6 ft rule came originally from a HS paper some kid wrote, IIRC, and I'm guessing was more rigorous then "no tranny surgery until 19"
But I will say 19 is better then the current "whenever you want, but remember you get dino-nuggests and ice cream right after we cut your balls off!"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Are we still doing Bad Bunny lyrics?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:22 PM (Vvh2V)
And let’s not forget the Princess of Wales.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (dKhdV)
That's what I see when I look at him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: The British at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (jc0TO)
It's my understanding that except for Prince Andrew, it's all business relationships without implication of sexual impropriety.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:27 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm sure Andrew pursued business relationships along with poon. Lesser royals are comically impecunious and have the entrepreneurial sense of Ralph Kramden.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (tgvbd)
I think you are right - I've tracked a number of US academics on Epstein's payroll and if they were punished it was nominally for taking money from Epstein, not their trips to his island...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Rap today stereotypes blacks as hoes and amoral gangsters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 01:28 PM (tgvbd)
And Democrats are responsible for both
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:31 PM (97+Z6)
In a few months, if that long, you’re going to see a free Cuba. They’re in a free fall and nobody is going to save the communists.
At the same time, the UK is headed towards a soft tyranny designed to subjugate the will of her people.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2026 01:31 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Are we still doing Bad Bunny lyrics?
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (97+Z6)
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Thread Winner!
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:31 PM (5HHc4)
Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2026 01:32 PM (2L+MU)
Rap today stereotypes blacks as hoes and amoral gangsters.
I imagine showing modern urban culture to Frederick Douglas or Harriet Tubman I imagine they would re-act much the same way George Washington would to the modern Dem party
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 09, 2026 01:32 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:16 PM (O3dBq)
Yup. When I was in venice italy I was sitting next to a young brit couple from london, probably early 30's. The chick was beautiful, blond, great teeth, proper brit accent.The husband was normal. We started talking. Eventually I asked about the islam problem. She says "oh no problem, they are lovely people." There just happened to be an older dude from florida from our group sitting at our table, and we just looked at each other. The look on his face was priceless. It was the look of "yup, they're fucked".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (snZF9)
let's give it a bit more time, see how it plays out
Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (jGJov)
Rap today stereotypes blacks as hoes and amoral gangsters
Yeah I think blackface is odd but I don't see it as some transcendent evil that must be shunned and attacked no matter what every time, either. It has the same dramatic and comedic potential as a black guy using make up to seem "white".
The social ban on that never made sense to me. Its like banning comedic satires on popular music because one was done by a Nazi. The act its self is neutral, its how you use it that makes the difference.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (PYyV9)
Podaso best me to it!
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (97+Z6)
I think you are right - I've tracked a number of US academics on Epstein's payroll and if they were punished it was nominally for taking money from Epstein, not their trips to his island...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
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At this point it just feels like a way to keep the narrative alive for anti-Trump purposes.
"I did business with Epstein," is not the same as "I had sex with 7 year old boys with Epstein." No matter where on the timeline one did business with Epstein.
I saw an aghast X from someone because of an email to Epstein. It had no text, and there was a picture attachment that the person said was a picture of a 10 year old girl (though, the picture was not included). Was it illicit? I dunno. All I have is this guy saying it's a ten year old girl in the picture and the only reason to hide the name of the sender was because they're protected powerful person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
But were not offended when Meghan the Stallion was twerking her bare ass all over the stage to get out the vote for Kamala ....
Then you have no standards of taste or offense.
Or:
Your boos mean nothing--I've seen what you cheer.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (F3Dlr)
And the Brits did it with the same system that almost worked here.
Run a base leftwing party that lies about everything it wants to do against a controlled opposition party that never undoes anything that leftwing party implements...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
Cuban apologists and propagandists on social media are freaking out and acting like Trump is gunning down children in Cuba.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:34 PM (PYyV9)
Five men were arrested in Miami last week after allegedly attempting to bring drugs aboard a Royal Caribbean cruise marketed towards gay people, which was touted as 'The World’s Biggest Gay Festival at Sea'.
The men are facing a variety of possession and trafficking charges after trained dogs alerted to their bags as they tried to board the S.S. Symphony of the Seas.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (0sNs1)
That's what I see when I look at him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
👍 Look at the interpretations of his songs. Boys, girls or all?because isn't he gender fluid? (Probably like a number of the NFLers.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)
yeah ok whatever, but more important back to my fantasy lineup and this week's 5 team parlay
Posted by: Sportsball addicts at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (jGJov)
Why 19? Is that some more "science" that they pulled out of their asses like the 6 foot rule?
Why not 25, when the brain is fully developed. Why not 40, past the peak fertility age?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
Good question, my first thought as well.
Posted by: ShainS
Why not never, and revoke the licenses and imprison the Mengele wannabees for crimes against humanity?
Posted by: Hawaii at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (wA3hw)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM
A nifty turn of phrase.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (F3Dlr)
I didn't know Hispanics were such fans of football.. football not soccer which they call football.
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (dKhdV)
https://tinyurl.com/45kc7pmr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 12:45 PM
********
Roger Goodell needs to be fired.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (wA3hw)
Does he care? Is he happy with how things are going (down the toilet)?
What kind of supposed king allows this kind of horseshit?
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (
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Oh, wow.
A Hall of Treasures built to showcase the plunder taken by a globe-spanning Empire built by gay men, pandering to women.
The irony.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (YK4r1)
Pinch the tail and suck the head."
I ate a lot of crawfish, but at some point I was told "don't suck the heads, that's where the heavy metals are concentrated". Well, they are also called "mudbugs".
Get a big table with newspaper laid out, boil a pot of crawdads with some crabs and corn and potatoes, lots of spice ... lots of beer. I was mostly about the traditions and parties than the food. (so much work digging small bites of of shells)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (vbXSk)
no amount of disinfectant in the world will ever undo that
Posted by: brak at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
The Democrat Party (and Margaret Sanger) selected for low-IQ and criminal tendencies.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (g47mK)
I'm waiting for the "I don't get it" guy.
Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (B4Se1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 12:58 PM (
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Oh, wow.
A Hall of Treasures built to showcase the plunder taken by a globe-spanning Empire built by gay men, pandering to women.
The irony.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (YK4r1)
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"Feudal Japan had better gender equality than current day West," is a real take.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:21 PM (g47mK)
I'm waiting for the "I don't get it" guy.
Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 01:36 PM (B4Se1)
Well you'll be waiting a while, because he can't read.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (JwNbV)
The problem here is that individual Muslim people can indeed be fine. The problem is when there are enough off them to impact your politics and culture.
And I imagine British LIVs are much like our own. The TV shows them Muslim heroes, constantly, and the few they work with are likely fine at work, but then they don't notice the minarets going up, the Islamists in government and the police, and the increasing restrictions on their freedoms from Islam
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (snZF9)
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"Good and proper-fucked" as they say over there (or somewhere).
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (5HHc4)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 09, 2026 01:32 PM
I'm not sure it's stressful to watch, but, in fairness, the Spandex the sweepers wear may be stressed at times.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)
And as far as we know it was a guy proudly showing off his 10 year old granddaughter at her birthday party. Like the one that has an email saying "your littlest girl was naughty last night" and a redacted name. Everyone is screaming about how we have to know what the name is but... it could have been the girl in question bragging to Epstein.
Yes, its hard to see anything but a negative spin in this cauldron of horror and evil but without context and more information you cannot presume evil and demand nooses.
I haven't read all of the files nor shall I, but what I know of so far -- the worst stuff being published -- none of it is legally possible to pursue. Someone claiming something that sounds awful in an email does not a court case make, except in the UK.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, the men all expected the women to be whores.
But the women all expected the men to pay them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 09, 2026 01:29 PM (O3dBq)
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Not til the end. He needs her.
It will probably be like the Queen Mother, though. She said her daughters wouldn't leave without her, she wouldn't leave without the King, and the King would never leave.
But staying in defiance of bombs is quite different than being rounded up by evil opponents, or being drug out and torn to pieces by angry mobs.
The UK have let too many foreigners in who would do it in a heart beat.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Sportsball addicts at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (jGJov)
Wait until they learn that gambling is Haraam.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (iXqHn)
Then they put out lyrics that make women nothing but holes for their meat.
But sure, when Bad Bunny does it, that is "Latin Culture" we must celebrate ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Yes, the men all expected the women to be whores.
But the women all expected the men to pay them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (JwNbV)
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It's my understanding that outside of very specialized exceptions like royalty...women were property.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
janet jackson's shirt slipped and they fired the producer and went with safe boomer bands for the next few years
Posted by: brak at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That's too benign a way to describe handing over inside data and state secrets for profit.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM (mymNa)
Pinch the tail and suck the head.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Sigh. I hate it when Morons miss opportunities for funny socks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM (2L+MU)
The entire argument boils down to "they were all married, hence had wives who were also sort of samurai in a certain technical sense if you broaden the term enough and squint"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:33 PM (97+Z6)
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Ah, missed that ---
Excellent horde mind!
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (5HHc4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
Outside of royalty/nobitlity, the men were property too.
More of a class thing than a gender thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 09, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 09, 2026 01:41 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 09, 2026 01:41 PM (jc0TO)
I'm going to guess its even dumber then that - as both the men and women in Samurai families were all part of the same noble class.
But it doesn't mean the women put on armor and fought, which is presumably what they want people to believe
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM
* kicks dirt *
* hangs head in shame *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (0sNs1)
Why 19? Is that some more "science" that they pulled out of their asses like the 6 foot rule?
Why not 25, when the brain is fully developed. Why not 40, past the peak fertility age?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
Good question, my first thought as well.
Posted by: ShainS
Why not never, and revoke the licenses and imprison the Mengele wannabees for crimes against humanity?
Posted by: Hawaii at February 09, 2026 01:35 PM (wA3hw)
Hawaii Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (jc0TO)
More of a class thing than a gender thing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (JwNbV)
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Well, yeah...peasants weren't exactly free to move around. But even within the classes, women were considered property of men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna
They're not really. Baseball and soccer.
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)
Of course, there was also, similar to Islam, a bit of a "women are for breeding, boys are for fun" thing going on (see : Shudo)...
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: It's me donna
I think some are fans of conquest and the first Superbowl halftime show in Spanish is the steady march toward fundamentally transforming America.
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:43 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 09, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx
His quince minutos are nearly terminado
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 01:43 PM (97+Z6)
Posted by: Not so long ago Japanese saying at February 09, 2026 01:43 PM (NIB5L)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (wrEn7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (JwNbV)
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"Joan of Arc was transgender."
-some academic a few years back
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
Pinch the tail and suck the head.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Sigh. I hate it when Morons miss opportunities for funny socks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:39 PM (y9nCu)
Hey! I'm right here!!!
Posted by: Shep! at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2026 01:43 PM (F3Dlr)
Maybe.
But Puerto Ricans and Mexicans don't exactly like each other.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (jc0TO)
++++
:: borrows Sponge's shtick ::
You asked for it
https://youtu.be/3tigVYfHVmQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 01:45 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 09, 2026 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
That still doesn't change the fact that I want to call modern day AWFLs whores who don't even get paid for it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:46 PM (JwNbV)
The problem here is that individual Muslim people can indeed be fine.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
They're fine because they're too busy loading AK mags and sharpening their machetes to kill you yet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:46 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Pinch. Suck. Whatever. at February 09, 2026 01:47 PM (NIB5L)
1. Lack the physical strength.
2. Spent most of the time either pregnant or rearing children.
3. Tended/ran the household.
4. Would be dishonorable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 01:47 PM (Sy3QE)
Indeed - the want for female warriors is so obsessive that the few sort of examples get brought up endlessly - the Greek legends about Amazons, the supposed Amazonian tribe where the women fought the Spanish with more vigor then the men, and the Dahomey Amazons.
And compare that to the documentation of male warriors and combat...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)
Why 19? Is that some more "science" that they pulled out of their asses like the 6 foot rule?
Why not 25, when the brain is fully developed. Why not 40, past the peak fertility age?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 09, 2026 01:24 PM (mymNa)
Good question, my first thought as well.
Posted by: ShainS
My guess is because under 19 will exclude 99.5% of high school seniors. If the recommendation is enacted in state laws it makes it unlawful for school boards and school district employees to meddle in the sex determination of practically all K-12 students. Meaning relieving them from liability if a school nurse or teacher influences practically any student to have voluntary sex change surgery. It's always about the money.
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 01:48 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 01:48 PM (P7usy)
Maybe.
But Puerto Ricans and Mexicans don't exactly like each other.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (iXqHn)
I do occasionally wonder how angry normal spanish speaking households across America must be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:48 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 09, 2026 01:46 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: RPGs at February 09, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
-some academic a few years back
Joan was primarily a symbol. Not a warrior, not a general, not a politician.
And her best buddy Giles de Rais was a pedophile and child murderer
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)
Maybe.
But Puerto Ricans and Mexicans don't exactly like each other.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 01:44 PM (iXqHn)
I do occasionally wonder how angry normal spanish speaking households across America must be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 01:48 PM (JwNbV)
Do the natives of any Central or South American nation have any love or respect for natives of any other CA and SA nation? This "we don't like them attitude" is ritually passed-along to descendants, of course.
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 01:52 PM (5rh/l)
Correct, to a point.
My wife is a real lady and she doesn't like guns or anything that even suggests confrontation, let alone violence.
But she is familiar with their operation, and I have zero doubt that if I were at the store when a burglar burst in, I would arrive home to find my house looking like a colander full of cherry cobbler, with a literal pile of spent shell casings in it.
She would just keep shooting and shooting once the fear set in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 01:53 PM (YK4r1)
One can only imagine the reaction of Goldberg and the other hags on The View if Sydney Sweeney was cast as Harriet Tubman in a movie.
Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2026 01:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 09, 2026 01:49 PM (PYyV9)
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Given that she denied taking part in combat at her trial, yeah.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 09, 2026 01:54 PM (bxiOq)
OUT! Get Starmer OUT!
Find someone, anyone, who wants to protect the UK culture and stop the boats from Europe, dumping raping barbarians onto their shores.
While I may never return to the UK,and am very thankful I have beens several times...this needs to be done. And I pray for it every night.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 09, 2026 02:12 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Beverly at February 09, 2026 03:54 PM (reMys)
Crickets from the Grauniad....
Posted by: Beverly at February 09, 2026 03:57 PM (reMys)
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