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The Morning Report — 2/9/26

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Good morning kids. So the big stink this morning, beyond the reportedly revolting (I did not watch a second of any of it) half-time Super Bowl show of some Puerto Rican entertainer, is that there is some fake video being attributed to President Trump that allegedly depicts the Obamas as apes or monkeys. Frankly I find that offensive in the extreme, since Apes and monkeys are among God's most majestic, intelligent and awe-inspiring creatures. Whereas the Obamas are NOT. They are venal, repulsive, noxious, and a pestilence. No they're not Gorillas but they are Guerrillas whose accursed and worthless existences have been spent tearing down and destroying all that is good, just and righteous in service to their own demonic delusions, lusts and desires.

Whoever posted a video on President Trump’s social media containing a racist animation of the Obamas as apes committed an own goal that overshadowed what otherwise would have been a great week for the administration.

It shouldn’t have needed the GOP’s only black senator, Tim Scott, to decry the clip as racist for the post to be deleted and an apology issued by the White House.

The one-minute video reposted late Thursday night on Trump’s Truth Social account was about voter fraud in the 2020 election, one of the president’s favorite subjects. At the end, the video flashed for a split second to a clip of the Obamas from an old “Lion King” meme depicting Democrats as animals, and Trump as a lion.

It was obviously a mistake. Trump says he never watched the video through to the end, and the White House says a “staffer erroneously made the post.”

It certainly doesn’t warrant the breathless media coverage it’s received all weekend. . .

. . . The storm in a teacup helps the resistance media maintain the fiction that Republicans, especially the MAGA variety, are irredeemably racist, while Democrats are paragons of virtue when it comes to defending minorities. . .

The truth is the very opposite.

You can see the inherent racism — or is it classism — on the Democrat side most acutely in their opposition to voter ID in the SAVE America Act, which is up for a vote in the House this week.

The Trump-backed legislation will require proof of citizenship to register to vote and a photo ID to cast a ballot.The real reason Democrats foment racial division is as a divide-and-conquer strategy to seize political power — and keep it forever.
It’s about time we stop falling for their hoaxes. 

And speaking of Guerrillas in our midst, and seizing political power and keeping it forever. Meh, who needs elections since as Quintessential Democrat extraordinaire Mao Tse Tung once proclaimed . . . "Political Power Grows Out of the Barrel of a Gun." Or perhaps a molotov cocktail or the gas pedal of an SUV. . .


On Saturday, the Democrat Socialists of America celebrated hitting 100,000 members. Almost on cue, their footprint in organizing anti-ICE so-called “protests” continues to grow.

But these are not protests. They are coordinated obstruction campaigns modeled on the playbook of revolutionary insurgency inspired by violent revolutions.

That much is clear from the latest reporting in The California Post, documenting how militant far-left activists from the Golden State are advising radicals in New York on the latest tactics for sabotaging federal immigration operations.

The objective isn’t dissent. It’s obstruction.

So okay, the DSA hit 100,000. Big deal. How many people are members of the NRA and how many of those do you suppose belong to or sympathize with the DSA? I would say that is a number at or below Zero. Now take Mao's observation and consider the implications if every NRA member simultaneously acted on it. Can you say "Kaboom?" The very thought of it warms the cockles of my heart, irrespective of whether or not it ever comes to pass.

And speaking of Mao and Minnesota . . .

“Anti-ICE protests in Minnesota may appear to be ‘grassroots’ efforts organized by concerned citizens, but they’re really funded with megadonor money — some coming from China,” the New York Post reported.
While the violent protests were organized by a group called “50501,” they’ve been backed by the militant “Party for Socialism and Liberation” and “The People’s Forum,” two groups “largely subsidized by American former tech mogul Neville Roy Singham.”
And who is Singham? He’s a much-investigated current resident of Shanghai who shares an office with a Chinese Communist Party-linked media firm.
Citing a 2023 New York Times investigation of Singham, Fox News notes “that Singham has funneled over a quarter-billion dollars to dark money organizations in the U.S. with little to no footprints, and some of these organizations are vaguely named with office addresses under suspicious locations like general UPS mailboxes.”

. . . By inflaming opposition, and opening their state to a foreign-funded insurrection using American leftist groups as their foot-soldiers, they’ve abetted what appears to be a massive conspiracy to undermine a U.S. president’s clear right to enforce U.S. law.
And China’s involvement is a major issue. It’s been failing in the Western Hemisphere of late, with the election of five conservative new leaders and the loss of the Panama Canal. The arrest of Nicolas Maduro also stung. Imagine how upset China (not to mention, Russia) will be when Cuba’s murderous regime collapses, too.
This is a dangerous time in America. Blue states, and the increasingly lawless cities that define them, have turned into a sort of leftist neo-Confederacy, believing they can nullify American law at will. Minnesota’s Walz even had the temerity to mention Fort Sumter in a recent speech.
But the usual billionaire leftists who fund radical dissent — including George Soros and son — have company: China. And anyone who thinks Walz, an ardent Sinophile who claims to have visited the Middle Kingdom “dozens” of times, wouldn’t welcome Chinese money to counter President Donald Trump and ICE isn’t thinking straight.
China might be losing in Latin America, but it’s apparently winning here by financial subterfuge. The investigation is ongoing.
Earlier this week, Trump spoke with China’s Xi Jinping, who’s busy himself these days arresting potential rivals in the military. We hope that, in addition to talking about other things, Trump had a chance to tell Xi: Stop supporting U.S. leftist riots, or you’ll pay in ways you can’t imagine.

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1 Happy Monday

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 07:13 AM (gbOdA)

2
Good morning/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:14 AM (x0n13)

3 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 09, 2026 07:14 AM (sZhtm)

4 Glad to read that so many people tuned into the TPUSA halftime show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 07:15 AM (afKoR)

5 Top 5! Go me!

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:15 AM (svLOV)

6 So the entire world forgot Chimpler? The images of George W. Bush as a chimp but still Hitler?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 09, 2026 07:16 AM (r7Svi)

7 Hunh. Turns out when you don't own a TV, you're immune from this "breathless media coverage."

Imagine that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 09, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

8 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2026 07:18 AM (Cjt/F)

9 To hell with the NFL. Overpaid jerks who hate the US. Fk em all.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

10 The original Obamas as munkehs video was produced last October by X user Xerias. He linked to it again the other day. Full version:

https://tinyurl.com/5xz9dbty

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 09, 2026 07:19 AM (sZhtm)

11 Didn't they call W a chimp and distribute photo shops of W looking like a chimp?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2026 07:19 AM (sX1BW)

12 The media has no problem finding experts on septic tanks.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)

13 And yet market forces enable them to charge ten million dollars for a thirty second commercial.

Posted by: Loosen your tight end at February 09, 2026 07:21 AM (2Ez/1)

14 The media has no problem finding experts on septic tanks.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)
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The media is flush with qualified jernalysts.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 09, 2026 07:21 AM (sZhtm)

15 12 The media has no problem finding experts on septic tanks.
Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:20 AM (vFG9F)


The media is a Sepsis on the American body politic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:21 AM (x0n13)

16 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 07:23 AM (jtM2q)

17 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

18 Who do you play for?

Posted by: Herb Brooks (1980) at February 09, 2026 07:24 AM (wVcYX)

19 "AP Whines That Winter Sports Are Too White"

Needs more chimps.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)

20 6 So the entire world forgot Chimpler? The images of George W. Bush as a chimp but still Hitler?
Posted by: Richard Cranium


That's "different" because "reasons."

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:26 AM (svLOV)

21 Don't insult BO and Big Mike. They're VERY thin-skinned.

Posted by: The Obama Rodeo Clown Guy at February 09, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

22 "I consider my own faith, Islam, a religion built upon a narrative of migration."

He misspelled conquest but I suppose that is a common mistake.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:28 AM (svLOV)

23 The Propaganda Press, mainly the WSJ, is going after Tulsi Gabbard, reporting on what sounds like not much of a whistleblower complaint. But, since it is classified, they can't tell us what it is, but the WSJ assures everyone it is not good. Coincidentally, Mark Warner was on with Margaret Brennan on Sunday, saying Tulsi is "not competent". And Hakeem Jeffries gave a speech saying she "has to go".

Whatever she is doing, the evil bad people don't like it. Keep up the good work, Tulsi!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:28 AM (UjVXg)

24 And who is Singham? He’s a much-investigated current resident of Shanghai who shares an office with a Chinese Communist Party-linked media firm.

He's also married to Jodie Evans, co-founder of Code Pink.

Seems it's a communist-run family business.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:29 AM (6ydKt)

25 > While the violent protests were organized by a group called “50501,” they’ve been backed by the militant “Party for Socialism and Liberation” and “The People’s Forum,” two groups “largely subsidized by American former tech mogul Neville Roy Singham.”
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This guy's been mentioned as a significant funder of the rioting in MN for months. His involvement in other groups is documented. Why's he still breathing?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 07:30 AM (jtM2q)

26 I'll take Make A Pes Great Again for $400, Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at February 09, 2026 07:30 AM (QLg5L)

27
To hell with the NFL. Overpaid jerks who hate the US. Fk em all.
Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:18 AM (vFG9F)


Now I'm seeing assholes and podcasters (much the same thing) saying that all conference finals should be played on neutral sites in domed stadiums. So they can be, I suppose, another occasion for the Richie Riches to enjoy an expense-account spectacle like the SB.

Me? I'd like the Super Bowl venue to picked at random from all the NFL cities one day after the conference finals. Denver or Buffalo in February. Woot!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 07:31 AM (tgvbd)

28 Posted by: Herb Brooks (1980) at February 09, 2026 07:24 AM (wVcYX)

I didn't know - because I didn't see the film -that Kurt Russell played Herb Brooks in "Miracle on Ice"
I just saw a clip of the final speech and he did a really nice job. I'll have to get the entire film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 07:32 AM (IEV/x)

29 23 The Propaganda Press, mainly the WSJ, is going after Tulsi Gabbard, reporting on what sounds like not much of a whistleblower complaint. But, since it is classified, they can't tell us what it is, but the WSJ assures everyone it is not good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:28 AM (UjVXg)

So the same play they ran on Trump for the first impeachment.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:32 AM (6ydKt)

30 19 "AP Whines That Winter Sports Are Too White"

Needs more chimps.
Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:24 AM (vFG9F)


Cool Runnings!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:32 AM (x0n13)

31 Morning Horde, thx JJ. Up to -1° here, looks like coldest days are over.
Watching people lose their minds over the WAPO layoffs, it seems to me that a couple of leftist billionaires could set up a new DC paper utilizing the laid off "journalists". Put your money where your mouth is. More likely they realize no one would read the crap the "journalists" produce and their investment would disappear real quick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 07:33 AM (Hhsnh)

32 I see JJS has a Catherine Herridge link on how the entrenched Intel forces are furiously trying to undermine Gabbard.
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EXCLUSIVE: Credible sources tell me that elements of the Intelligence Community (IC), federal law enforcement and Congress have targeted @DNIGabbard' s Director's Initiative Group or DIG because it revealed "uncomfortable facts and findings" on several matters entrenched members of these bureaucracies don't want out there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:33 AM (VrPVr)

33 Don't insult BO and Big Mike. They're VERY thin-skinned.
Posted by: The Obama Rodeo Clown Guy at February 09, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

Heh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 07:33 AM (wVcYX)

34 “The People’s Forum?"

Pffffffttt...


"The Forum For The People!"

Posted by: Monty Python at February 09, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

35 And China’s involvement is a major issue. It’s been failing in the Western Hemisphere of late...

Comparing two totally different things with China's involvement in Western politics.

I submit that the 535 "elected" politicians in the House and Senate are influenced far more by China than they are by Trump. That also is largely true for the establishment military "leadership" that hasn't been yeeted out by Hegseth. Dittos for the State Department, probably the most treacherous and hostile, Anti-American agency outside of the IRS.

I will also submit, that China has far more power to determine the global future (provided determining the future involves hundreds of millions of deaths and economic collapse) than all of the West combined; center of all of this is Taiwan a/o Belt & Road.

Unfortunately, nearly all of our "elected" leaders don't know what time it is, and their fecklessness and dereliction of duty exists to service their vanity and lusts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 07:35 AM (a4flb)

36 PM Takaichi just won the biggest majority in the Diet in post-war Japanese history.

She's really got the entire Margaret Thatcher thing going for over there. I'm even seeing her called "Iron Lady".

I hope it works out for the Japanese, they've had a rough go of it with their politicians and their economy for awhile now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:35 AM (6ydKt)

37
The People’s Forum?"

The Concerned People's Forum in the Public Interest

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 07:35 AM (tgvbd)

38 The court found that illegal immigrants who entered without inspection qualify as “applicants for admission” under federal law and therefore face mandatory detention.

That is what Bill Clintons 1996 law says.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 07:35 AM (gbOdA)

39



Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they revese engineer it and/or use it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

40 I got booted from Rumble 3 times for the alternate show and gave up. Had on Big Bunny, the mic was too close to his mouth and I couldn't even make out the spanish words he was saying let alone whether I could understand what they meant. It was just one big mumble. I get what he did with all the little stories flowing through the sugar cane, then some blond chick started singing, I fell asleep. I wish I hadn't fallen asleep but the game was so boring, it wasn't hard.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:36 AM (BCuCF)

41 Awesome work, as always, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2026 07:37 AM (Cjt/F)

42 This guy's been mentioned as a significant funder of the rioting in MN for months. His involvement in other groups is documented. Why's he still breathing?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 07:30 AM (jtM2q)

From what I understand, Singham lives in China.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:37 AM (6ydKt)

43 "The Concerned People's Forum in the Public Interest"
++++
Splitter!!!

Posted by: Monty Python at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)

44 The diversity racists always point to demographic “representation” as a marker of a society’s bigotry; if any demographic is not as fully represented on, say, an Olympic team as it is in the general population, the explanation must be systemic racism.
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Hence, AP concludes winter sports Olympic teams (being virtually all white) are racist, the Scandis especially.

These simple-minded racist propagandists make me sick.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (VrPVr)

45 I'm going to the Olympics. The Paolo just got, how you say, recruited, for the USA team for the ski jump competition.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (wVcYX)

46 Worst. Superbowl. Ever.

Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (gtcuf)

47 Has the AP decided how many non whites need to be in all the Olympic events? Right now, I'm assuming that they believe that even one white person is too much because that poisons the rainbow of diversity.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)

48 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (77rzZ)

49
46 Worst. Superbowl. Ever.

Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (gtcuf)


Can't even remember the last NFL game I watched. Maybe Giants/Packers playoff or was that a Super Bowl? Was that 15 years ago or so?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

50 The whole video imbroglio is classic msm/Donk stray voltage and op.

The full context is that someone posted a video about the stolen 2020 election, the video in question autoplayed after that video.

The video is a parody of The Lion King with Trump as the lion and various democrats depicted as other animals, the Obamas and Biden are depicted as gorillas.

So it's all bullshit.

Trump has nothing to apologize for.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (Pv/IO)

51 But importantly the Russell which is the small cap index has hit a new high. We’re seeing the industrial sectors under the market hit new highs. And in my 35 to 40 years on Wall Street, that tells me Wall Street is telling you that Main Street is about to prosper.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

52 there is some fake video being attributed to President Trump that allegedly depicts the Obamas as apes or monkeys.

Asmongold covered it. From the Trump standpoint, it's much ado about nothing but, since most people STILL just accept what a head on a screen tells them - or words on a screen - it'll cause a stir for a bit.

https://youtu.be/ntP9VyTCiQ8 - Asmongold, 2.5 minutes

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

53 And yet the NFL remains the most lucrative sports enterprise on the planet.

Posted by: Go figure at February 09, 2026 07:41 AM (2Ez/1)

54 I didn't know - because I didn't see the film -that Kurt Russell played Herb Brooks in "Miracle on Ice"
I just saw a clip of the final speech and he did a really nice job. I'll have to get the entire film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 07:32 AM (IEV/x)

It's a good film.
Very inspiring sports flick, with the usual taking a bad, disorganized, underdog team and making them winners with the right coach, type deal.

It's good in the same mold as Hoosiers or Remember the Titans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:41 AM (6ydKt)

55 I concur, worst super bowl ever. I didn't think the Pats would win, but gees. Combined with the Bad Bunny clusterfark, total snoozer.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:42 AM (BCuCF)

56 Me? I'd like the Super Bowl venue to picked at random from all the NFL cities one day after the conference finals. Denver or Buffalo in February. Woot!

They plan these things far in advance, not so that there isn't a huge rush to book flights, hotels and conference centers, but also time to fly in the hookers and catamites.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 07:43 AM (a4flb)

57 54 Miracle On Ice is one of those films I can watch a 100 times and still be nervous about the outcome, then cry. It's one of the best. However, I would add The Replacements in there along with Hoosiers or Remember The Titans.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:43 AM (BCuCF)

58 >Me? I'd like the Super Bowl venue to picked at random from all the NFL
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the NFL likes domes or warm weather cities for the Super Bowl
not gonna see a Super Bowl at Soldier Field or Mile High any time soon

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 07:43 AM (GV2WD)

59 I'm going to the Olympics. The Paolo just got, how you say, recruited, for the USA team for the ski jump competition.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 09, 2026 07:38 AM (wVcYX)

Well ok, but remember you're expected on the Summer Games pole vaulting team ...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 09, 2026 07:44 AM (nbLIj)

60 The Super Bowl was terrible at every level, bad game, bad announcers, bad commercials.

There was not a single memorable commercial.

And every commercial that had big name talent in it, liked like they had ai filters over their faces.

And sadly, it looks like Sofia Vergara has had some bad plastic surgery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:44 AM (Pv/IO)

61 Now take Mao's observation and consider the implications if every NRA member simultaneously acted on it. Can you say "Kaboom?"
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Assume the DSA gets invaded by a million non-Leftists of some kind with overwhelming voting majority. Those people - or the organizations for which the DSA infilitration is a proxy - could take control of the DSA under its rules.

Okay, cool. But what would it gain?

The idea of internal subversion depends on institutional value in the first place, and institutional trust. Infiltrate, subvert, wear it as a skin suit while pushing it in the opposite direction. But the Left cares not about its institutions. It sheds them like a snake shedding its skin.

If the DSA were to be subverted, there would simply be a schism. The power center would split off, form a new party by running a CTRL+C/CTRL+V from the DSA charter and manual before the subversion, and take the funding sources with them.

Their own strategy will fail against them, because they are dishonest and don't care about their own institutions. They understand that the institution is merely window dressing. A different strategy is needed. I don't know what that would be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 07:44 AM (ojr4c)

62 I would like to see the Superbowl played in Nancy Guthrie's septic tank.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

63 I hope the IRS has a list of everyone involved with those protests (particularly the organizers), and audits them within an inch of their life. And if they received money, I pray they get the full IRS treatment.

Posted by: GWB at February 09, 2026 07:45 AM (yrYil)

64 Reed had a lengthy criminal history, with authorities saying he had been arrested more than 70 times prior to the attack.

My theory is that dealing with illegal has forced law enforcement to abandon dealing with out criminals.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 07:45 AM (gbOdA)

65 So, who won the Superb Owl?

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 07:45 AM (77rzZ)

66 Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they reverse engineer it and/or use it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)
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This why we should always drop TWO bunker busters...just in case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2026 07:45 AM (ESVrU)

67 47 Has the AP decided how many non whites need to be in all the Olympic events? Right now, I'm assuming that they believe that even one white person is too much because that poisons the rainbow of diversity.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)

Well, the first thing they need to do is get more blacks and latinos to get on skis and ice skates and take over the sports.

As much as the Dems are good at creating racial controversies they just can't seem to get Tyrone and Jorge to go cross-country skiing in Wisconsin for some unfathomable reason.

I've never heard a black guy in my life say "I love curling!!" unless he was gay and worked at a beauty salon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 07:46 AM (6ydKt)

68 What did he do? It's the NFL, so I'm guessing he just did a gay sex act with one of the cheerleaders on the 50 yard line.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 07:46 AM (BI5O2)

69 *** there is some fake video being attributed to President Trump that allegedly depicts the Obamas as apes or monkeys. Frankly...
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What they did with Chimpy Mc Bush was no less offensive Even Though they had great fun with it over a long period of time. Years.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 07:47 AM (6W1vz)

70 54 Miracle On Ice is one of those films I can watch a 100 times and still be nervous about the outcome, then cry. It's one of the best. However, I would add The Replacements in there along with Hoosiers or Remember The Titans.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:43 AM (BCuCF)

Yes indeed. And in the comedic tangent, I would include Major League, Necessary Roughness, and Slapshot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (wVcYX)

71 *Me? I'd like the Super Bowl venue to picked at random from all the NFL cities one day after the conference finals. Denver or Buffalo in February. Woot!*
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JerryWorld in 2011 just after north Texas experienced an ice storm and chunks of ice falling from the ceiling injured several fans.

Posted by: Good times. Good times at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

72 The original bunker busters were 155 howitzer barrels fill with explosives.
Dropping at 9.8 mps squared they could penetrate concrete and then explode via timers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

73 Can you say "Kaboom?"

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"You mean, like, the cereal?" -- Killary

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (0Eh0f)

74 Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they revese engineer it and/or use it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)
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Probably no point in reverse engineering it, if I understand it correctly. If I do, "bunker busters" aren't particularly high tech, they're just really really big. The charge triggering might be tricky, but also probably something any weapons research group could handle.

The problem with those bombs is that they're really big, really heavy, require serious heavy industry to produce and one hell of a delivery vehicle. The bigger problems are probably logistical, not engineering.

But if the *dud* could be fixed, maybe they could find a way to drop it on someone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (ojr4c)

75 This guy's been mentioned as a significant funder of the rioting in MN for months. His involvement in other groups is documented. Why's he still breathing?

Because no one is serious about saving Western Civilization.

Most of these Leftists are stupid amoral sheep, mostly insane and would have been incarcerated in any other generation.

If you were given a Double-Zed License to Kill and a list of 5000 people, you wouldn't even get half-way through with that list before Western Civilization got another 20-40 years life extension.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)

76 "So can they reverse engineer it and/or use it?"

Wouldn't they need a plane to drop it from?

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

77 “ Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.”

Matthew 26:41

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2026 07:49 AM (04KGT)

78 Well, the first thing they need to do is get more blacks and latinos to get on skis and ice skates and take over the sports.


"How many black players in the NHL, Franklin?" -Peppermint Patty before political correctness infested our world.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:50 AM (svLOV)

79 I mean, would you really want to be nosing around an unexplored bunker buster?

Who the hell would you give that assignment to?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:50 AM (Pv/IO)

80 The left is puffed up proud today that they "forced" us to watch their garbage halftime show.

Let them crow.

The 5th Circuit ruling that the statute means what it says-- not the "but we've always done it this way!"-- is much, much bigger.
Ending the frivolous habeas petitions and endless delays while the illegal stays.

"But! But over 300 judges have ruled the other way!"

Please appeal and SCOTUS will agree 6-3, making the law the law nationwide

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 07:51 AM (HXT0k)

81 63 I hope the IRS has a list of everyone involved with those protests (particularly the organizers), and audits them within an inch of their life. And if they received money, I pray they get the full IRS treatment.
Posted by: GWB
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Problem: IRS is another enforcement arm of the Left.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 07:51 AM (6W1vz)

82 *There was not a single memorable commercial.*
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Loosen your tight end, Francis.

Posted by: The good people of Novartis at February 09, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

83 The Seattle Commies and the New England Massholes played a boring-ass field goal fest until the 4th quarter. The Massholes then scored 2 TDs in the 4th, but The Commies just let them score the 2nd one as a garbage-time TD to take time off the clock.

Seattle's placekicker really should have won the MVP but the NFL wasn't about to let that happen. The halftime show was an abomination. America lost.



Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 07:52 AM (gtcuf)

84 I mean, would you really want to be nosing around an unexplored bunker buster?

Who the hell would you give that assignment to?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:50 AM (Pv/IO)

Mohammed M. Mohammed of the UXB Squad, that's who.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)

85 Jasmine Crockett Thinks Texas Republicans Will ‘Absolutely’ Vote for Her for Senate

Is she gonna start using Davy as her nickname?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

86 But if the *dud* could be fixed, maybe they could find a way to drop it on someone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Or trigger it while investigating.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 07:53 AM (6W1vz)

87 Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they reverse engineer it and/or use it?

Sadly, (or thankfully if you are TuCa), that probably describes the vast majority of the West's nuclear arsenal.

Lets be honest here, they stopped actually testing weapons and used the tools of Climate Change (computer models tweeked to get the desired results) and there is exactly zero chance that any government will be asking for a refund on non-functioning nukes in the event that the situation warrants their use.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (a4flb)

88 Sports Illustrated is all-in on identity:
Bad Bunny follows a glittering trail of renowned Spanish and Latin artists who have performed at the Super Bowl, from Gloria Estefan in 1992 and ‘99 to Enrique Iglesias in ‘00 to Shakira and J-Lo in ‘20. But compared to his predecessors, the Puerto Rican rapper already stands alone in history after taking home Album of the Year at the Grammys for his critically acclaimed Debí Tirar Más Fotos, becoming the first-ever Latino artist to win the prestigious award.
...

Here are our grades for Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 2026 halftime show as scored in three categories: music, production/choreography and vibes.


SI then gave the performance mixed marks. It gave "Music" an A. Production and "vibes", however, each got an A+.

Identifyin' abd vibin!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (ojr4c)

89 Jasmine Crockett Thinks Texas Republicans Will ‘Absolutely’ Vote for Her for Senate

Is she gonna start using Davy as her nickname?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

I would absolutely vote for her to leave the island.

Posted by: Count de Monet Outwit, Outplay, Outlast at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (wVcYX)

90 85 Jasmine Crockett Thinks Texas Republicans Will ‘Absolutely’ Vote for Her for Senate

Is she gonna start using Davy as her nickname?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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No, but she's going to collect a whole lot of spendin' money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (6W1vz)

91 In Spain and across Europe, the ruling elite are turning to imperial methods of governance to erase their own people.

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Europe is catastrophically doomed. There is literally no way back for them unless them remove millions upon millions of muslims. They will not be doing that.

This boiling frog syndrome has played out well for the elitists. Regular people had time to make course corrections through their repeated elections over the past couple of decades and didn't see the boiling water they were in. Now they're cooked. Beautiful western European countries with rich culture and traditions are now becoming a toilet. I'm sad to see it happen..

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

92 We hope that, in addition to talking about other things, Trump had a chance to tell Xi: Stop supporting U.S. leftist riots, or you’ll pay in ways you can’t imagine.

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Make Taiwan Nuclear Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 07:55 AM (0Eh0f)

93 I mean, would you really want to be nosing around an unexplored bunker buster?

I'm sure the neighboring scavengers have already stripped that thing clean.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 07:55 AM (a4flb)

94 80 The left is puffed up proud today that they "forced" us to watch their garbage halftime show.

What do they think this is, 1995? We had options.

Although the TPUSA thing kinda sucked in my opinion. Still better than that travesty in the official game but that ain't sayin' much.

Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 07:55 AM (gtcuf)

95 79 I mean, would you really want to be nosing around an unexplored bunker buster?

Who the hell would you give that assignment to?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

+++++
I'll need some duct tape, a paper clip and a tube of KY jelly.

Posted by: McGruber at February 09, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

96 There were some good commercials. Of course the Budweiser one. You have me when you stick a horse and an eagle in anything. The Lays potato chip one was sweet with the farmer retiring and giving his daughter the farm, Kurt Russell teaching the dweeb how to ski so he doesn't have to pay for the beer (don't remember the brand however). The Dunkin Donuts one where they basically threw every hollywood star in it, yet I couldn't figure out who the main character was.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:57 AM (BCuCF)

97 Production wise, I'd give the halftime show a solid b. It was essentially In The Heights.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:58 AM (Pv/IO)

98 Two-Tier Keir is struggling to stay in office. His two closest advisors resigned over the weekend, due superficially to Epstein but really due to the fact Labour is polling at about the same level as al Qaeda. Anyway, his political party supporters are calling for his resignation, so it apparently won't be long until the British Press doesn't have Keir to kick around any more.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:58 AM (H6Tc5)

99 “I know the issues. They know that I know how to work across the aisle when necessary.”

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The only aisle this divisive POS would ever cross is to get to the blue light special on fake eyelashes over by the fingernail files on Aisle 7.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

100 Identifyin' abd vibin!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (ojr4c)

I'm something of a Good Vibrations man, myself.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Wilson at February 09, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)

101 I’m quite sick of everything being labeled racist. I didn’t see the ape video in question but honestly anything that zings the Obamas maybe it’s not too bad. Maybe it is bad I don’t know (or care) but I do know it’s not worth everyone having their panties in a bunch…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 07:59 AM (TLfEC)

102 91 In Spain and across Europe, the ruling elite are turning to imperial methods of governance to erase their own people.
...

Posted by: Lady in Black
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Europe will be Italy and Poland aligned with some Eastern Bloc nations. It will be interesting to see how they interact with Old Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:00 AM (6W1vz)

103 “Joe Biden was … supposed to be a bridge or a palette cleanser. Or somebody who morally and ethically was antithetical to who Donald Trump was.”

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He was supposed to be -- and was -- a GloboHomo Deep State Cut-Out for DogEater's "fourth term" (since the treasonous Deep State ran, soft couped, and destroyed Trump 1.0 -- and Kommie-la was supposed to be DogEater's fifth & sixth terms to entirely collapse the country).

But the second sentence is ironically accurate ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 08:01 AM (0Eh0f)

104 The left is puffed up proud today that they "forced" us to watch their garbage halftime show.

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They didn't force me to watch any of it because I didn't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

105 Your most powerful weapon is God.

Turn off the tv and the internet for a day.

Pray, and devote the day to worship. Spend time with the people you love. Reacquaint yourself with the beauty of silence. Find peace and spiritual fulfillment.

You won’t face any propaganda, anxiety or controversy. Just you, the ones you love and God.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2026 08:02 AM (04KGT)

106 Bad Bunny follows a glittering trail of renowned Spanish and Latin artists who have performed at the Super Bowl, from Gloria Estefan in 1992 and ‘99 to Enrique Iglesias in ‘00 to Shakira and J-Lo in ‘20. But compared to his predecessors, the Puerto Rican rapper already stands alone in history after taking home Album of the Year at the Grammys for his critically acclaimed Debí Tirar Más Fotos, becoming the first-ever Latino artist to win the prestigious award.
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In other words, he really stunk, but they don't want to let Trump own the LGBTQuerty libs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:02 AM (UQXxb)

107 Didn't they call W a chimp and distribute photo shops of W looking like a chimp?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 09, 2026 07:19 AM (sX1BW)


That's different. He's white and white people can take a joke.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:02 AM (ExV1e)

108 I’m quite sick of everything being labeled racist. I didn’t see the ape video in question but honestly anything that zings the Obamas maybe it’s not too bad. Maybe it is bad I don’t know (or care) but I do know it’s not worth everyone having their panties in a bunch…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 07:59 AM (TLfEC)

Is your pelt wet and musty? Does it glisten in the blue?

Posted by: Underground, the Obaba Sophmoric Poem at February 09, 2026 08:03 AM (wVcYX)

109 "They didn't force me to watch any of it because I didn't.
Posted by: Lady in Black"

We did have to learn what a bad bunny was.

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F)

110 Joe Biden was … supposed to be a bridge or a palette cleanser

He was punishment for the fact we didn't let Hilary become President. Change my mind.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 08:04 AM (svLOV)

111 Anybody who can't see that the bunny guy "won" the Grammy as a setup for the Super Bowl appearance deserves to buy some Florida swampland.

Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 08:04 AM (gtcuf)

112 ... This boiling frog syndrome has played out well for the elitists. Regular people had time to make course corrections through their repeated elections over the past couple of decades and didn't see the boiling water they were in. Now they're cooked. Beautiful western European countries with rich culture and traditions are now becoming a toilet. I'm sad to see it happen..
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)
++++
Turn it into a toilet, or turn it in to one vast museum. There are not really any other choices for them at this point. Like the rest of the advanced societies, they aren't having kids. The Middle East and Africa will win by default. Socialists don't breed, whatever the original culture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:05 AM (ojr4c)

113
That's different. He's white and white people can take a joke.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:02 AM (ExV1e)
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There's clip of two Gorillas watching the Obamas monkey clip. They are incensed that they are being portrayed as liberals.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:05 AM (6W1vz)

114 Well, that's enough of super bowl and kidnapping coverage. Just switched to the last few minutes of Highway Patrol to get my traffic safety tip from Broderick Crawford, the biggest drunk to ever get a lifetime license revocation in CA history.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2026 08:05 AM (gm9Sb)

115 SI then gave the performance mixed marks. It gave "Music" an A. Production and "vibes", however, each got an A+.

Identifyin' abd vibin!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 07:54 AM (ojr4c)

I thought they went out of business because they turned the Swimsuit Edition into a "BBW & TS in Swimsuits" issue?

Or did they just top issuing a print copy?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 08:05 AM (6ydKt)

116 I thought they went out of business because they turned the Swimsuit Edition into a "BBW & TS in Swimsuits" issue?

Or did they just top issuing a print copy?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 08:05 AM (6ydKt)
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Not out of business. Maybe out of print. I have held precisely one issue of SI in my lifetime. And yeah, it was a swimsuit issue.

Skin suits are relatively cheap to keep going after converting to online-only...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:07 AM (ojr4c)

117 The Seattle Commies and the New England Massholes played a boring-ass field goal fest until the 4th quarter. The Massholes then scored 2 TDs in the 4th, but The Commies just let them score the 2nd one as a garbage-time TD to take time off the clock.

Seattle's placekicker really should have won the MVP but the NFL wasn't about to let that happen. The halftime show was an abomination. America lost.
Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 07:52 AM (gtcuf)
++++
So Boston won?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:08 AM (ojr4c)

118 Bad Bunny was just flaunting Puerto Rico's sugar cane privilege.

Posted by: Minnesota Amalgamated Sugar Beet Growers local #408 at February 09, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

119 I don't care.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 08:08 AM (P7usy)

120 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:08 AM (ojr4c)

No

Posted by: Delurker at February 09, 2026 08:08 AM (gtcuf)

121 "All in English, all talented, beautifully done."
Millions Tune In For TPUSA All-American Halftime Show During Super Bowl
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I watched the TPUSA channel on X, despite lots of news stories saying the show wasn't available on X. Not my kind of music by and large (I am not a Kid Rock fan) but entertaining nonetheless.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:09 AM (LdBLg)

122 During *biden's reign, every whistleblower was a far right conspiracy nut with ties to UltraMAGA and white supremist groups. Most where hunted down and drummed out the government or put in prison. The media told us what was happening. It was all lies.

Contrast that to whistleblowers under Trump II.

It's painfully obvious these are deep state ticks, embedded in their positions for decades. The media is still telling us what is happening. It's still not the truth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 08:09 AM (jtM2q)

123 FTA on Spain, down near the bottom was a tweet from the former minister of equality that pretty much sums up the "conspiracy theory" happening in real time:

Irene Montero, Spain's former Minister of Equality and leader of Podemos, celebrates replacing native Spaniards:

"Of course I hope for replacement theory, I hope we can sweep this country of fascists and racists with immigrants."


Again, Europeans have had plenty of time to change direction via their elections. Now that time has passed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 08:09 AM (qBdHI)

124 Bun E. Carlos >>> Bad Bunny

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ain't That A Shame at February 09, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

125 @mark_k
Elon Musk just announced a major strategic pivot for @SpaceX
: the company is officially shifting its primary focus to building a "self-growing city" on the Moon.




Mars is out, for now

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GV2WD)

126 Can't even remember the last NFL game I watched. Maybe Giants/Packers playoff or was that a Super Bowl? Was that 15 years ago or so?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)


Giants and Packers are the same conference so it wasn't the Super Bowl.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

127 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at February 09, 2026 08:12 AM (53oGX)

128 Finally Neville Roy Singham is getting attention!!! I’ve been trying to get people to see this for years. Neville Roy Singham, who gets his money from the CCP, also funded the great majority of the BLM riots. His wife was one of the founders of Code Pink.
I think people, even conservatives, are scared to face the reality and openly admit that BLM was a Chinese funded societal disruption operation. And that Neville Roy Singham has been doing this for years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2026 08:14 AM (JbyEi)

129 Elon Musk just announced a major strategic pivot for @SpaceX: the company is officially shifting its primary focus to building a "self-growing city" on the Moon.

Mars is out, for now
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GV2WD)
++++
"Major moon base to establish a beachhead beofre the conquest of Mars" makes a fair bit of sense. Probably also not achievable, but I can dig the thought process there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:14 AM (ojr4c)

130 I was glad to read this story. Lawyer fired by Letitia James for speaking out against "gender surgeries" hired by Trump administration. From
"Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4sztjhry

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 08:15 AM (lQ+/f)

131 Opening Day of Banana Ball season in 17 days. The only sport that matters.

Posted by: Forty Six States This Year at February 09, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

132 Queer Lobby Reports 65% Drop In Fortune 500s Celebrating Corporate DEI

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They should rebrand as "Knobby Lobby."

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (0Eh0f)

133 Giants beat the Packers at Lambeau in the NFC Championship Game in 2011 I believe.

Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (YCxFk)

134 Elon Musk just announced a major strategic pivot for @SpaceX: the company is officially shifting its primary focus to building a "self-growing city" on the Moon.

Mars is out, for now
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GV2WD)
++++
"Major moon base to establish a beachhead beofre the conquest of Mars" makes a fair bit of sense. Probably also not achievable, but I can dig the thought process there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:14 AM (ojr4c)

Musk will have to deal with the secret nazi moonbase at some point.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (wVcYX)

135 @49 JJ that was the NFC championship game. It was -5° in Green Bay. Tyner Giants kicker kicked game winning FG and said it felt like he was kicking a concrete block. Giants won SB beating Patriots for second time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (Hhsnh)

136 Yo, check it... Trump could use a drone to kill the Obamas, and I'd be fine with that. This meme ain't movin' the needle for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (BI5O2)

137 I hope we can sweep this country of fascists and racists with immigrants.

Because she'll never face the consequences.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (svLOV)

138 I mean, are there any resources to extract from the moon?

If the answer is no, then this will just be a massive boondoggle.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (Pv/IO)

139 Mars is out, for now
Posted by: Don Black
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He's always said factories on the moon.
That's where they are going to build and supply the big tankers. The big tankers are not departing from earth. They are going to be supplied from earth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:17 AM (6W1vz)

140 Singham's Passport was flagged in Trump's first term

Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:17 AM (YCxFk)

141 Elon is in the pay of Big Green Cheese.
And everyone knows it.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at February 09, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

142 Bessent said, “The Trump economy is delivering for the American people that we have strong growth and inflation is, in fact, coming down for the past three months. Inflation is 2.1% close to the Federal Reserve’s target and a measure called Truflation, which is daily observations, now is below 1%. So inflation down, stocks strong growth stocks hit a record high and the lowest crime rate in over 100 years.”
=======================
Right now, Trump is losing the midterms. But I strongly believe he can turn this around, by getting out of Washington and trumpeting this economic message.

Cut a deal with Iran, and get it off your plate Mr. President. Then start "Bully Pulpiting" all over America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:17 AM (QpTiH)

143 Musk will have to deal with the secret nazi moonbase at some point.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:16 AM (wVcYX)
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Yeah, but plenty of time for that. Set up on the other side and grow. He can tunnel through and come up right under their HQ and surgical strike it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:18 AM (ojr4c)

144 Queer Lobby Reports 65% Drop In Fortune 500s Celebrating Corporate DEI

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Good.

Get back in the closet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:18 AM (BI5O2)

145 Two-Tier Keir is struggling to stay in office.

Posted by: Huck Follywood
__________

Polymarket up to 22% for him to be out by 2/28. Kicking myself for not jumping on that when it opened at 7%. It's 67% for out by 6/30, which is apparently after some local elections that will seal his doom if he doesn't go before then.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 08:18 AM (XvL8K)

146 Can't even remember the last NFL game I watched. Maybe Giants/Packers playoff or was that a Super Bowl? Was that 15 years ago or so?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

That might’ve been the 2007 NFC Championship game (played in January 200. The Giants won that game and went on to defeat the Patriots in the SB and ruin their undefeated season. Helmet catch game…. Much more exciting game than last night

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:18 AM (Rl7AN)

147 135. right glove. Pack had won SB year before. Plaxico Buress destroyed GB that day

Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:19 AM (YCxFk)

148 Irene Montero, Spain's former Minister of Equality and leader of Podemos, celebrates replacing native Spaniards:

"Of course I hope for replacement theory, I hope we can sweep this country of fascists and racists with immigrants."
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Alert the Catalans and the Basques! Spain is no more.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (QpTiH)

149 Maybe this time Japan will sink all of England instead of just HMS Prince of Wales and HMS Repulse.

New British Museum exhibit that runs until May 4th claims in later eras half of all Samurai were women.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (2GVsD)

150 138 I mean, are there any resources to extract from the moon?

If the answer is no, then this will just be a massive boondoggle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Moon Base leads to mining, which leads to upping the nation's strategic Green Cheese stockpile!

Posted by: I Give Edam! at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (oftw2)

151 I mean, are there any resources to extract from the moon?

If the answer is no, then this will just be a massive boondoggle.

--

He could build a Stuckey's. Stuckey's Pecan Moon Logs could be a big seller.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

152 Starmer's replacement will be worse, but it could trigger a snap election

Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (YCxFk)

153 78 "How many black players in the NHL, Franklin?" -Peppermint Patty before political correctness infested our world.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 07:50 AM (svLOV)

Currently, there's at least the Joseph brothers, and there are a few in the AHL (minor league). The Utah Mammoth drafted Tij Iginla, but he's only 19 and playing in the Canadian Junior Leagues (Can't play in the AHL until he's 20).

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (iXqHn)

154 That might’ve been the 2007 NFC Championship game (played in January 200. The Giants won that game and went on to defeat the Patriots in the SB and ruin their undefeated season. Helmet catch game…. Much more exciting game than last night
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:18 AM (Rl7AN)
++++
I saw that one. I also saw a group of Giants fans (or maybe Patriots anti-fans - I am not sure) that put some serious money into preparing for a Giants victory. They had New England jerseys with "Brady" on the back - but the number was "18-1". Those couldn't have been cheap and the odds were stacked against them being relevant...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ojr4c)

155 Will gunfights on the moon between Americans and Chinese effect its rotation?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (6W1vz)

156 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

157 There were some good commercials. Of course the Budweiser one. You have me when you stick a horse and an eagle in anything. The Lays potato chip one was sweet with the farmer retiring and giving his daughter the farm, Kurt Russell teaching the dweeb how to ski so he doesn't have to pay for the beer (don't remember the brand however). The Dunkin Donuts one where they basically threw every hollywood star in it, yet I couldn't figure out who the main character was.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 07:57 AM (BCuCF)


Dunkin Donuts should have stuck with this one then.

https://youtu.be/8xbgTm3NHVY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

158 ... New British Museum exhibit that runs until May 4th claims in later eras half of all Samurai were women.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (2GVsD)
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LOLWUT?

What's the supposed evidence for this? I am sure they put *something* forward as evidence. My guess is, "high probability of oppressed tranny Samurai."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (ojr4c)

159 Who names their kid Plaxico?

Posted by: I gotta ask at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

160 Liberals are now evil, Satanic beasts that must be destroyed. They are against freedom. They're against democracy. They are tyrants hellbent on destroying the last great country on Earth.

They must not succeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

161 Spain is irrelevant on the world Stage. Just considered a party zone for British Tourists

Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

162 According to a 2026 report, only 131 Fortune 500 companies in 2026 are participating in HRC’s Corporate Equality Index — the primary measure of corporate ideological compliance for HRC.

Down from 377.

The DEI was never about DEI, it was about $$$$.
As Fake Study showed the DEI increased stock prices.
So when the numbers were reviewed the real data show DEI destroyed stock values and the researchers refused to pull their study.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

163 Two-Tier Keir is struggling to stay in office. His two closest advisors resigned over the weekend, due superficially to Epstein but really due to the fact Labour is polling at about the same level as al Qaeda. Anyway, his political party supporters are calling for his resignation, so it apparently won't be long until the British Press doesn't have Keir to kick around any more.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 07:58 AM (H6Tc5)


Why would he resign? Does he give a shit about Labour's electoral prospects if he isn't a PM?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

164 How old is Elon Musk? Around 55 I think… I admire his tenacity but he’s never gonna live on Mars nor even the moon probably. Let’s say he launches a rocket to the moon in 10 years…. The rigors of space flight on a 65 year old body? I think not…. Unless the richest guy in the world has access to some anti-aging drugs the rest of us don’t

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (Rl7AN)

165 I thing "getting to Mars" was always going to be generational operation. Nobody alive today is going to see a settlement on Mars in their lifetime.

However, they may see one on the Moon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (jtM2q)

166 161 Spain is irrelevant on the world Stage. Just considered a party KILLING zone for British Tourists
Posted by: Jonah at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

Now with 1 million Mohammedans.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

167 Who names their kid Plaxico?
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1

Listerinico Burress, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)

168 138 I mean, are there any resources to extract from the moon?

If the answer is no, then this will just be a massive boondoggle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Moondoggle.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (IhL8c)

169 Liberals are now evil, Satanic beasts that must be destroyed. They are against freedom. They're against democracy. They are tyrants hellbent on destroying the last great country on Earth.

They must not succeed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February

+1, Sat Cong, newsletter

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

170 Moondoggle?

So Moog on the Moon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)

171 Starmer's replacement will be worse, but it could trigger a snap election
Posted by: Jonah
____________

No way it triggers snap elections. They're stuck with worse till '29.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 08:25 AM (XvL8K)

172 87 Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they reverse engineer it and/or use it?”

The Iranian government said that. Last June, the Iranian government said that they had shot down an F-35, and distributed a “photo” of it in the ground. Amusingly their AI showed the plane to be so large that the pilot would have had to be 50’ tall next to the Lilliputian people surrounding him.

Point; Iran lies badly about everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (JbyEi)

173 Joe Mannix

I have not really bothered to delve into it because it is such pure 'academic' cr@p.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (2GVsD)

174 Currently, there's at least the Joseph brothers, and there are a few in the AHL (minor league). The Utah Mammoth drafted Tij Iginla, but he's only 19 and playing in the Canadian Junior Leagues (Can't play in the AHL until he's 20).
Posted by: XTC


Yes but when the strip came out in 71, there was maybe one black player. And nowadays, you wouldn't be able to hint at a joke like that.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (svLOV)

175 Today Is National Pizza Day. 🍕

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

176 158 What's the supposed evidence for this? I am sure they put *something* forward as evidence. My guess is, "high probability of oppressed tranny Samurai."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:22 AM (ojr4c)

I'm slightly surprised that nobody has tried to put forward the claim that Mori Ranmaru was a troon.

Some pop-culture media claims that Tachibana Ginchiyo was a samurai, but that doesn't seem likely.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (iXqHn)

177 On the eve of the midterms I predict the economy will be breaking all records according to every standard indicator. The manufacturing and job-creating investments Trump has secured will be kicking in.

So will democrats still be poised to regain control of the House and maybe the Senate?

So then it will NOT be the economy, stupid, after all?

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (b4LBp)

178 Again, Europeans have had plenty of time to change direction via their elections.

The UK, at least, kept voting for change and not getting it. Of course, they were mostly only willing to vote for members of the two parties that they wanted a change from.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

179 So Japan is going to substantially increase spending on self-defense. Good job China. Good job Chairman Xi.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (UjVXg)

180 The moon has an abundance of Helium -3 . It could be used as a fuel in nuclear fusion. A moonbase is a stepping stone that we should have been doing after Apollo.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (Hhsnh)

181 I saw that one. I also saw a group of Giants fans (or maybe Patriots anti-fans - I am not sure) that put some serious money into preparing for a Giants victory. They had New England jerseys with "Brady" on the back - but the number was "18-1". Those couldn't have been cheap and the odds were stacked against them being relevant...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:21 AM (ojr4c)

That’s my all-time favorite SB. Great game and historic moment because that Pats team was all-time great… and most everyone hated ‘em because they were so damn good. The last few minutes of that game were unreal edge of your seat stuff

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (Rl7AN)

182 Any word on Joe Biden's Stage Five Cancer?

Posted by: Who Shit My Pants? at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

183 Remember that over a decade ago Iran unveiled its own 'indigenous' fighter jet.

It was a Northrop F-5E with a V-tail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

184 What's the supposed evidence for this? I am sure they put *something* forward as evidence. My guess is, "high probability of oppressed tranny Samurai."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Takaich Sanaei, said, they talk about our stagnation but as we mark time the western world tears itself apart. When it's over We will be Japan.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (6W1vz)

185 174 Yes but when the strip came out in 71, there was maybe one black player. And nowadays, you wouldn't be able to hint at a joke like that.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (svLOV)

I'll admit, I had no idea that Grant Fuhr (Edmonton's goaltender in the late 80s/early 90s) was black.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:28 AM (iXqHn)

186 Plaxico Burress later shot himself in the leg at a night club as he was fiddling around with his weapon in his jogging suit pocket and pulled the trigger, thus ending his career.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

187 The DEI was never about DEI, it was about $$$$.
As Fake Study showed the DEI increased stock prices.
So when the numbers were reviewed the real data show DEI destroyed stock values and the researchers refused to pull their study.
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)
++++
The fake studies showed that DEI increased share price, yes, but the *real* juice behind it was the investment banks. If you wanted access to capital without penalty rates, you did the DEI thing. Blackrock, Goldman Sachs, State Street, etc. would require DEI shit and the people they put on your boards of directors would enforce it. Stock prices were secondary, but were part of the PR. McKinsey, as it always does, came through with evidence that whatever the power players on Wall Street wanted was, of course, vital and valuable.

The back-off in DEI within the large corporations is driven by a back-off in some of the big investment banks. They broke the cartel on it, because they can't afford to keep losing so much money. And the market - the real market, that is *customers* - revolts since they destroyed a billion dollars of enterprise value in Gillette was the "and we mean it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:28 AM (ojr4c)

188 Mars is out, for now
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GV2WD)


I suspect that it's more like they recognize that this will be easier then trying a direct shot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

189 So I watched a couple first-quarter series of the SB and then decided there were better things to do.

My Halftime Show Exposure was this:

The Missus Yelling at me from the living room (I was in my office)- "KID ROCK IS LIPSYNCHING!"

The End

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 09, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)

190 Moon has water.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:29 AM (6W1vz)

191 175 Today Is National Pizza Day. 🍕
Posted by: redridinghood

Ironic. Many Mom and Pop pizza places are closed on Monday.

Posted by: Piss Poor Planning at February 09, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

192 The Propaganda Press, mainly the WSJ, is going after Tulsi Gabbard, reporting on what sounds like not much of a whistleblower complaint. But, since it is classified, they can't tell us what it is, but the WSJ assures everyone it is not good.
---
Tulsi and everyone else who would know have explicitly and completely laid out how it is a lie.

This is the "Russian Collusion" scam times 1,000--the deep state is at DEFCON 1 over getting rid of her.

Two foreign idiots were gossiping about someone in the Trump admin.
Two different Inspector Generals found the allegations not credible.
But the "whistleblower" maliciously mixed in highly-classified info into the "complaint."
Which automatically triggers classification and that it be kept in the IG's safe.
But now they can all run to the press and Dems with breathless bombshells--knowing damned good and well that everyone they are accusing cannot legally disclose what all the complaint says.
They spin as "someone" in the Trump admin was caught calling a spy and Tulsi covered it up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 08:30 AM (HXT0k)

193 186 Plaxico Burress later shot himself in the leg at a night club as he was fiddling around with his weapon in his jogging suit pocket and pulled the trigger, thus ending his career.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

He actually came back and played another 3 years.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:30 AM (iXqHn)

194 Plaxico Burress is one of those painful stories of someone throwing away success…. He had a Super Bowl winning catch then soon thereafter got himself shot (or accidentally shot himself) in some seedy strip joint in the middle of the night and he was never seen in the NFL again. Sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Rl7AN)

195 That’s my all-time favorite SB. Great game and historic moment because that Pats team was all-time great… and most everyone hated ‘em because they were so damn good. The last few minutes of that game were unreal edge of your seat stuff
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (Rl7AN)
++++
Was a great game, yeah.

And I *get* the Patriots hate. They were, in fact, that good. That is not why I disliked them. I disliked them because they cheated anyway. Of all teams that didn't need to cheat in order to win, they just chose to do so anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:31 AM (ojr4c)

196 Antarctica has water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 08:31 AM (P7usy)

197 Plaxico Burress later shot himself in the leg at a night club as he was fiddling around with his weapon in his jogging suit pocket and pulled the trigger, thus ending his career.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February

Perhaps it was the wound, but the insane Communists of NY who locked him in prison for years over that certainly did.

That case still pisses me off to this day.

Ruined a man's life for no reason. They need to be kicked out of the US.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:31 AM (BI5O2)

198 New British Museum exhibit that runs until May 4th claims in later eras half of all Samurai were women.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:20 AM (2GVsD)


Women of the period wore kimonos which were exclusive to samurai. -- New British Museum

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

199 182 Any word on Joe Biden's Stage Five Cancer?
Posted by: Who Shit My Pants? at February 09, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)


Yes, the Democrat Party is still metastasizing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:32 AM (x0n13)

200 Today Is National Pizza Day. 🍕
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)


Let's all go to Sbarro in Times Square to enjoy Michael Scott's favorite New York slice!

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 08:32 AM (B4Se1)

201 Wow even Wikipedia calls into doubt the existence of Tomoe Gozen as samurai.

So I wonder what 'evidence' this exhibit has.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (2GVsD)

202
Plaxico. If Texaco was a toothpaste...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (x0n13)

203 194 Plaxico Burress is one of those painful stories of someone throwing away success…. He had a Super Bowl winning catch then soon thereafter got himself shot (or accidentally shot himself) in some seedy strip joint in the middle of the night and he was never seen in the NFL again. Sad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:30 AM (Rl7AN)

Again, not true.

He shot himself in 2008. He didn't play in 2009 or 2010.

But he did play (not very well) from 2011-2013.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (iXqHn)

204
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (tljrc)

205 The back-off in DEI within the large corporations is driven by a back-off in some of the big investment banks. They broke the cartel on it, because they can't afford to keep losing so much money. And the market - the real market, that is *customers* - revolts since they destroyed a billion dollars of enterprise value in Gillette was the "and we mean it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:28 AM (ojr4c)

$$$$$ is the ruler

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (gbOdA)

206 The left calls us every despicable name they can come up with. And it's not OK with me, it's insulting. They can go to hell as far as I'm concerned, and take their shit party with them.
If elections were fair in this country and the fraud tossed out the Democrats would not control anything but a few big cities that have enough commies to vote for them

Posted by: Case at February 09, 2026 08:34 AM (E7+ue)

207 And who is Singham? He’s a much-investigated current resident of Shanghai who shares an office with a Chinese Communist Party-linked media firm.

He's also married to Jodie Evans, co-founder of Code Pink.
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Which Code Pink founder is MTG's best friend.
Which Code Pink MTG tipped off as to Trump dining at a restaurant.
Which info from Code Pink 100% was relayed to the CCP.

But Trump is just mad at MTG 'cause she wanted the Epstein files released ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (HXT0k)

208 Sefton

The Democrat Party is akin to a flesh-eating bacteria.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (2GVsD)

209 Mars is out, for now
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:11 AM (GV2WD)

I suspect that it's more like they recognize that this will be easier then trying a direct shot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)



I'm against this. They f*ck up the moon, the Earth is then proper f*cked. I think it's a really bad idea.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

210 A moonbase is a stepping stone that we should have been doing after Apollo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (Hhsnh)


But, instead, DC had to shovel money out the door to really establish the kind of generational, lay-about, welfare drones we see today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

211 Yeah he was not the same after he got out. Maybe it was the wound but I doubt it - I'm guessing it was missing two seasons at the height of his powers.

In any event, NY sucks shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (BI5O2)

212 So I wonder what 'evidence' this exhibit has.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:33 AM (2GVsD)

I suspect it’s the way that in later periods, all children born to Samurai families were considered to be Samurai, including daughters. It did not mean that they carried a sword or did the training ; it morphed into a class distinction and was debased.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (JbyEi)

213 The Missus Yelling at me from the living room (I was in my office)- "KID ROCK IS LIPSYNCHING!"

The End
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 09, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)


He wasn't really trying to hide it. Seemed to be a blend of lipsync and live singing from all of the TPUSA performers. The presence of ANY lipsync lessens my ability to enjoy watching. I can see karaoke at a local bar.

Having said that, KR's version of "Til You Can't" was really good.

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (B4Se1)

214 736 and thru da links

thx jjs

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

215 How old is Elon Musk? Around 55 I think… I admire his tenacity but he’s never gonna live on Mars nor even the moon probably. Let’s say he launches a rocket to the moon in 10 years…. The rigors of space flight on a 65 year old body? I think not…. Unless the richest guy in the world has access to some anti-aging drugs the rest of us don’t
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:24 AM (Rl7AN)

It can happen.

Posted by: Peter Weyland, CEO Weyland Corporation at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)

216 I'm against this. They f*ck up the moon, the Earth is then proper f*cked. I think it's a really bad idea.

You've recently watched Space 1999?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (2GVsD)

217 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (PcTIw)

218 90% of Democrats support everything DSA stands for. Dems and DSA are one and the same.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:36 AM (y6810)

219 The Apollo Program went to Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 08:37 AM (P7usy)

220 Thanks Tom

So debased like the British government.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:37 AM (2GVsD)

221 Plaxico. If Texaco was a toothpaste...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Bob Hope made big money shilling for both Texaco and Pepsodent.

Posted by: Lesley Townes Hope at February 09, 2026 08:37 AM (oftw2)

222 210 A moonbase is a stepping stone that we should have been doing after Apollo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (Hhsnh)
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Shuttle to nowhere. Stupidest idea from the beginning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:38 AM (6W1vz)

223 I don’t see much back off in DEI when it comes to giro g decisions. White men still need not apply for most corporate jobs.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:39 AM (y6810)

224 Let's all go to Sbarro in Times Square to enjoy Michael Scott's favorite New York slice!
Posted by: Doof
_______

I'm even more of a pizza philistine. My fondest pizza memories are of those rectangles they occasionally served at grade school lunch. Pizza day! Pizza day!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 08:39 AM (XvL8K)

225 There was not a single memorable commercial.

And every commercial that had big name talent in it, liked like they had ai filters over their faces.

And sadly, it looks like Sofia Vergara has had some bad plastic surgery.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2026 07:44 AM (Pv/IO)
*****
The pro- Ice one was good
https://tinyurl.com/3hb5xprj

And the adoption one.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

226 Let's all go to Sbarro in Times Square to enjoy Michael Scott's favorite New York slice!
Posted by: Doof



I seem to remember having Sbarro one time as a yute.

It led to projectile vomiting shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

227 M-O-O-N spells moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (wVcYX)

228 >> ‘Democracy’ Means Newspapers Aren’t Allowed to Fire Democrats

Today’s “journalists” intuition is dogshit. That’s because their stories are driven by a raging pathos, fed by a liberal worldview. It’s a psychosis that doesn’t permit introspection, factual exploration or even compassion. It’s singularly focused, driven and desperately in pursuit of proving what’s easily shown as mendacity, as truth. All to salve their egos, and those of their friends who have long left any semblance of normalcy, for the cold comfort of a demonstrably failed ideology.

If you’ve ever dealt with addicts, you’ll recognize all the familiar signs in this group- deny, deflect, lie, appease, only to fall back into the same destructive habit head first. They never pump the brakes or realize the wall they’re about to hit has been visible to everyone else for a long time. In all that time your pleadings for a rational, sane and provably truthful approach have not only gone unanswered, but they’ve been used to attack you in the most heinous, untruthful ways, then in the ultimate act of arrogance, they flip you the bird.

It’s hard to have an ounce of empathy for any of them. They haven’t learned a thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (04KGT)

229 "Bob Hope made big money shilling for both Texaco and Pepsodent."


And Bob Dole wants everyone to know about Bob Dole's little blue friend...

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

230 So what happened to the anti-ICE riot at the Olympics in Milan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)

231 I thought Tulsi's response to the charges against her made mincemeat of the whole business and of Mark Warner, whom she called a liar.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (b4LBp)

232 I love Sbarro.

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

233 The big Sbarro in Times Square is the site of the best pizza slice I ever had in Manhattan. But it was some time back.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (QLKBy)

234 Today is also Chocolate Day.🍫

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

235 So what happened to the anti-ICE riot at the Olympics in Milan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:40 AM (2GVsD)



The people realized it was stupid to protest American immigration laws in a country 6,000 miles away?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

236 IMHO all the SB commercials sucked ass…. Nothing approaching the cleverness and humor of the old Budweiser frogs or Geico caveman or my personal favorites “real men of genius”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:42 AM (fnXXN)

237 I'm against this. They f*ck up the moon, the Earth is then proper f*cked. I think it's a really bad idea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
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Someone needs to show those revolting onion men who's boss!

Posted by: Head of Richard Nixon at February 09, 2026 08:42 AM (ESVrU)

238 They wouldn't even permit the guy work release. I'm surprised they let him out after 2 years. The prosecutor pushed for and got the maximum sentence because he wanted to make an example of someone famous for the heinous crime of owning a gun.

Even gun-hating CO has a typical sentence of *5 days* for what Burress did, at least back then. Don't know about now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2)

239 What does it take to get to Mars? Several months? Compared to about 3 days (or less) to get to the moon.

We should have had an operational moon base by 1980. If it stayed operational, it'd be 40 years old. And be pretty advanced, one would think.

A miss opportunity IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 08:43 AM (jtM2q)

240 Today is also Chocolate Day.🍫
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

Today Is National Pizza Day. 🍕
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
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Chocolate and pepperoni pizza never really caught on...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2026 08:43 AM (ESVrU)

241 Mc Sweeney out is a big deal as he pretty much ran the government.


The opposition is not calling for new elections just the removal of Starmer.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2026 08:43 AM (0KSrI)

242 Trump Rages at Bad Bunny—and Accidentally Exposes a Big MAGA Weakness: MAGA’s hatred of the Super Bowl halftime performer reflects a hubris about what parts of the culture are “theirs.” But those assumptions are proving more wrong every day.

MAGA has yet to make peace with one simple fact: they can win all the elections they want, they can appoint all the regressive theocratic judges all they want, they can gerrymander and cheat their way to power all they want, but popular media will never, ever embrace their ass-backwards culture and values.

Bring American isn’t about being a particular, race, ethnicity, or a land. It is fundamentally an idea. An idea that is not the property of men like Miller, Vance and Bannon. America belongs to all of us, including the naturalized Haitian lesbian, nonbinary Somali, and Afghan or Central American refugee who fled violence to bring their children to a place that promised and protects those ideas.

We cannot and will not let people like Miller and Vance decide who is an American. We defeated this idea 160 years ago and it will lose again in November, if we care to defend it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (JCZqz)

243 On a lighter note: We had a great weekend celebrating the First Daughter's 21st birthday. Took her and her friends out and bought her her first legal drink after midnight Saturday. One of her roommates threw up in her own boot in the Uber on the way home.

Good times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

244 I saw an article in the LA Times over the weekend… the lying author just flat out states that the feds looking at ballots in Georgia is election interference because “everyone knows that election fraud in 2020 DID NOT HAPPEN”…. Ticked me off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (fnXXN)

245 And It's National Poop Day. 💩

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

246 Who names their kid Plaxico?

Someone who wanted guarantee that their kid would be forever disappointed by not seeing their name on a Coca Cola bottle, or any gift-shop souvenir mug, shot glass, or plastic license plate.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (9Hs2w)

247 Warren Moon is considered one of the greatest undrafted NFL players, ever. He played for 23 seasons, the majority with the Houston Oilers and he is in the NFL's Pro Football Hall of Fame. He's the only player also inducted into the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

248 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

249 Let's all go to Sbarro in Times Square to enjoy Michael Scott's favorite New York slice!
Posted by: Doof


I seem to remember having Sbarro one time as a yute.

It led to projectile vomiting shortly thereafter.
Posted by: Sponge


Collin Creek Mall in Plano.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (PcTIw)

250 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, congratulations, and glad you had a happy time- except for the young lady barfing in the boot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (7RYym)

251 Trump’s approval tanked to 41% in Rasmussen’s daily tracking poll last week. It was 47% on Monday, 41% Friday.

Was it the Epstein nonsense? Rasmussen is always kinda bouncy up and down but 6% drop in a week is yuuuge even by their standards.

The head of polling there is fairly maga so it’s not a TDS thing.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (y6810)

252 233 The big Sbarro in Times Square is the site of the best pizza slice I ever had in Manhattan. But it was some time back.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (QLKBy)



As a native Brooklynite and New Yorker, I can tell you that you have not tasted anything even close to pizza perfection if Sbarro is your metric.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (x0n13)

253 Morn' all... Sounds like it was a snoozer of a super bowl...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (dKhdV)

254 And how is Mrs. Sefton recovering?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

255 Every day is chocolate day, if you got any

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (r09E4)

256 Chocolate and pepperoni pizza never really caught on...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2026 08:43 AM (ESVrU)
******
Pepperoni Pizza for dinner and chocolate for dessert.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

257 I saw an article in the LA Times over the weekend… the lying author just flat out states that the feds looking at ballots in Georgia is election interference because “everyone knows that election fraud in 2020 DID NOT HAPPEN”…. Ticked me off
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (fnXXN)



"These are not the droids you're looking for....."

*waves hands in the air*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

258 There's gold in them thar craters!

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (GV2WD)

259 The big Sbarro in Times Square is the site of the best pizza slice I ever had in Manhattan. But it was some time back.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (QLKBy)
=====
Denounceable. Pizza for rubes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

260 251 Trump’s approval tanked to 41% in Rasmussen’s daily tracking poll last week. It was 47% on Monday, 41% Friday.

Was it the Epstein nonsense? Rasmussen is always kinda bouncy up and down but 6% drop in a week is yuuuge even by their standards.

The head of polling there is fairly maga so it’s not a TDS thing.
Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (y6810)

Might be his failure (for now, this could still change) to kick the GOPe's ass into passing the SAVE Act.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (iXqHn)

261 One of her roommates threw up in her own boot in the Uber on the way home.

Good times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09,

Considerate of her. And I mean that seriously.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (UgcNV)

262 I liked Sbarro's meat balls a few decades ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (P7usy)

263 Who names their kid Plaxico?



Insert Obligatory Key and Peele reference here.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (y6810)

264 Details of a new UK clinical trial to assess the risks and benefits of puberty-blocking drugs in children who question their gender have been announced.

Researchers from King’s College London say the trial will involve around 220 children under the age of 16 who are going through puberty, and will examine the impact of the drugs on their physical, social and emotional wellbeing.

I thought the Nazis moved to Brazil.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

265 I couldn't even make out the spanish words he was saying let alone whether I could understand what they meant.
--
That's where I'm at: That was Spanish he was mumbling?

And all the Hispanicals all "proud" he was "celebrating" "Latin" culture?

Uh? That was all ghetto trash, third-world, illiterate Communist "culture" I saw.

Also, hilarious that he was celebrating harvesting sugar cane.
In a method that was done by slaves and is still basically slavery today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (HXT0k)

266 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (i+wP0)

267 Last I heard, SpaceX wants to mine ice on the moon and use it as a hydrogen source to make rocket fuel, essentially turning the moon into a refueling stop for trips to the moon. Is that still the plan?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (QpTiH)

268
Collin Creek Mall in Plano.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (PcTIw)



Knowing my yute hangouts, it was likely either Golden Triangle Mall or Vista Ridge. But I really don't recall as I never went back and wanted to forget shortly after.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

269 254 And how is Mrs. Sefton recovering?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)


Getting a little better day by day. Still in hospital and now awaiting a place to send her for PT/OT rehab.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (x0n13)

270 267 Last I heard, SpaceX wants to mine ice on the moon and use it as a hydrogen source to make rocket fuel, essentially turning the moon into a refueling stop for trips to the moon. Is that still the plan?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (QpTiH)

Wish they wouldn't be fooling around with the Moon.. We kind of need it as it is...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (dKhdV)

271 ... MAGA has yet to make peace with one simple fact: they can win all the elections they want, they can appoint all the regressive theocratic judges all they want, they can gerrymander and cheat their way to power all they want, but popular media will never, ever embrace their ass-backwards culture and values. ...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (JCZqz)
++++
LOL what planet is this guy on? We've not only "made peace" with that fact, it's become the butt of the joke. Anything in popular media - from the press to music to movies to TV shows - is so predictable that non-Leftists easily outline the entire thing before it runs and then laugh about it when they tally up the score.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (ojr4c)

272 222 210 A moonbase is a stepping stone that we should have been doing after Apollo.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2026 08:26 AM (Hhsnh)
-----------

Shuttle to nowhere. Stupidest idea from the beginning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 08:38 AM (6W1vz)


No one has developed a business model that makes a profit from a moon base. Or a practically sure-fire list of big scientific discoveries that justifies the expense. Then add the very much non-zero risk of death. Next, add a shitty tour of duty while constantly following rigid procedures necessary to avoid killing yourself and co-workers. The tour of duty will be long. Because it will be insanely expensive to get you there and bring you home. Submit your moon-miner application today!

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)

273 Collin Creek Mall in Plano.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (PcTIw)

I think they destroyed that place.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

274 269 254 And how is Mrs. Sefton recovering?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)


Getting a little better day by day. Still in hospital and now awaiting a place to send her for PT/OT rehab.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (x0n13)


And thank you for asking and to all for the prayers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (x0n13)

275
The Artemis Project is about putting a woman and black man "to the moon".

Yes, that's the scientific objective.

Posted by: Auspex at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (Y8DZL)

276 And It's National Poop Day. 💩
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

Cologuard says mine is unremarkable. Yay me. They get to test it again in 3 years or so.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

277 Next, add a shitty tour of duty while constantly following rigid procedures necessary to avoid killing yourself and co-workers. The tour of duty will be long. Because it will be insanely expensive to get you there and bring you home. Submit your moon-miner application today!
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

278 Who names their kid Plaxico?



Insert Obligatory Key and Peele reference here.
Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (y6810)
----
Ask your doctor if Plaxico is right for you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (ESVrU)

279 While we were club hopping with the youngin's this weekend, a bad bunny song, so I was told, came on.

He's really just an upbeat hook guy that really doesn't do anything special or anything that grabs hold of you and impresses you. You're in a club with people jumping about and his song continues the jumping.

As f*cking generic as you can get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

280 The big Sbarro in Times Square is the site of the best pizza slice I ever had in Manhattan. But it was some time back.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 08:41 AM (QLKBy)
=====
Denounceable. Pizza for rubes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
==================
Pro-tip: Don't eat anything sourced at Times Square. Or Penn Station for that matter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (QpTiH)

281 I know I've said this every year, but damn we're losing some great ones. TCM Remembers, 2025:

https://tinyurl.com/39jutwkz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (kpS4V)

282 Plaxico Domingo never made it big in the opera world.

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)

283 Doesn’t matter what the halftime show was or wasn’t. Him Being there (along with Green Day) was the message. And that message is the nfl is run by and for the left. But conservatives are addicts to foozball so they bend over and take it.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (y6810)

284 276 And It's National Poop Day. 💩
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

Cologuard says mine is unremarkable. Yay me. They get to test it again in 3 years or so.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

Who would have thought shitting and mailing a box would be money making?

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

285 Getting a little better day by day. Still in hospital and now awaiting a place to send her for PT/OT rehab.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (x0n13)



Still praying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

286 There is precedent for overturning elections, at least at the state level. In 1000 Mile Summer Colin Fletcher discovered a tale about 19th century Nevada, I think it was. They discovered a long list of voter names that had been lifted verbatim from a ship’s manifest that had docked in California. The fraudulent officeholder was removed and the rightful winner replaced him.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (r09E4)

287 Wish they wouldn't be fooling around with the Moon.. We kind of need it as it is...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (dKhdV)
++++
The moon is big and heavy. They probably can't really screw it up from an Earth standpoint unless they do a Heinlein style "throw rocks at it" thing. They can't move it. They can't meaningfully change its mass. They can't change its weather (there is none) or its atmosphere (there is none). They could pollute it, I guess, but that doesn't matter. Big, empty moon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (ojr4c)

288 MAGA has yet to make peace with one simple fact: they can win all the elections they want, they can appoint all the regressive theocratic judges all they want, they can gerrymander and cheat their way to power all they want, but popular media will never, ever embrace their ass-backwards culture and values.

------

You can embrace my balls in your mouth, Karen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)

289
Who would have thought shitting and mailing a box would be money making?
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)



All while "false positive and negative tests can occur."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

290

I'm in favor of a moonbase if it's like the one from UFO, with Gabrielle Drake in the silver miniskirt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (x0n13)

291 No one has developed a business model that makes a profit from a moon base. Or a practically sure-fire list of big scientific discoveries that justifies the expense. Then add the very much non-zero risk of death. Next, add a shitty tour of duty while constantly following rigid procedures necessary to avoid killing yourself and co-workers. The tour of duty will be long. Because it will be insanely expensive to get you there and bring you home. Submit your moon-miner application today!
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)
++++
This is the bigger problem as I see it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:52 AM (ojr4c)

292 251 Trump’s approval tanked to 41% in Rasmussen’s daily tracking poll last week. It was 47% on Monday, 41% Friday.

The head of polling there is fairly maga so it’s not a TDS thing.
Posted by: Really??

The Dems are using their "unrest/lack of normalcy" playbook, just like they did with BLM. Normies see non-stop reports of protests, riots, resistance, etc, and they don't like it. They want peaceful, calm order. They don't really assign blame.

So, the Dems hold the country hostage essentially, burning shit down and throwing tantrums, and then promise a return to normalcy and end to the nonsense if they win upcoming elections. And normies buy it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2026 08:52 AM (JCZqz)

293 Doses of Twitterati being completely daft.

A four person VTuber model team is trying to sue Powdur to stop her from using the model they sold her because they disagree with Powdur's political beliefs.

Then there are the freaks trying to run Emiru off the Internets because she was honest and said she does not follow politics so can't comment on ICE.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)

294 Warren Moon is considered one of the greatest undrafted NFL players, ever. He played for 23 seasons, the majority with the Houston Oilers and he is in the NFL's Pro Football Hall of Fame. He's the only player also inducted into the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

He was a great player and fun to watch. But the one game I always remember from his career is the game where the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to the Bills and lost in the playoffs. Painful

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:52 AM (Hm8DV)

295 Do leftists truly not know any conservatives that are decent people? I know liberals who are decent enough.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 09, 2026 08:53 AM (3sG5t)

296 Why dpesn't the Dr cut out the middle man? Just Fedex a box of poop to the practice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 09, 2026 08:53 AM (P7usy)

297 Trump’s approval tanked to 41% in Rasmussen’s daily tracking poll last week. It was 47% on Monday, 41% Friday.

The head of polling there is fairly maga so it’s not a TDS thing.
Posted by: Really??



He posted racist things about the Owebama's. America LOVES the Owebama's. It will be the thing that tanks his entire presidency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

298 "half of all Samurai were women."

Top half or bottom half?

Posted by: fd at February 09, 2026 08:54 AM (vFG9F)

299 Warren Moon is considered one of the greatest undrafted NFL players, ever. He played for 23 seasons, the majority with the Houston Oilers and he is in the NFL's Pro Football Hall of Fame. He's the only player also inducted into the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)
++++
Which shows just how inclusive the "Pro Football Hall of Fame" is. Why they didn't call it the "NFL Hall of Fame" is beyond me (at least, after the AFL and NFL merged). Canadian pro football ain't pro football to the Pro Football Hall of Fame!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:54 AM (ojr4c)

300 Cologuard says mine is unremarkable. Yay me. They get to test it again in 3 years or so.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

Who would have thought shitting and mailing a box would be money making?
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

Or that having someone send you a letter saying that your shit is boring would be such welcome news?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 08:54 AM (JwNbV)

301

Placebo Plaxico...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:54 AM (x0n13)

302 Warren Moon is considered one of the greatest undrafted NFL players, ever. He played for 23 seasons, the majority with the Houston Oilers and he is in the NFL's Pro Football Hall of Fame. He's the only player also inducted into the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)
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Also, IIRC, the *only* player in both halls of fame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ojr4c)

303 Who would have thought shitting and mailing a box would be money making?
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)


All while "false positive and negative tests can occur."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

I refuse to use Cologuard though my wife’s been urging. The idea of it is revolting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (Hm8DV)

304 No one has developed a business model that makes a profit from a moon base. Or a practically sure-fire list of big scientific discoveries that justifies the expense. Then add the very much non-zero risk of death. Next, add a shitty tour of duty while constantly following rigid procedures necessary to avoid killing yourself and co-workers. The tour of duty will be long. Because it will be insanely expensive to get you there and bring you home. Submit your moon-miner application today!
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (5rh/l)

Put AI to work on solving the problem. That should sort things out.

*Muttley wheezy snicker*

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

305 My favorite video posted on X last night was this-

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if President Trump threw a wild MAGA banger at the White House?

Skip the Bad Bunny Halftime Show and check out this glorious hangover instead!
@xerias_x
@HappyMisery_X


https://tinyurl.com/3kpexyr5

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

306 Collin Creek Mall in Plano.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:45 AM (PcTIw)

I think they destroyed that place.
Posted by: r hennigantx


They did. They're building an open air "mall" and apartments. Planned community.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (PcTIw)

307 295 Do leftists truly not know any conservatives that are decent people?


They live in a bubble. They don’t know anyone who doesn’t think like them.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (y6810)

308 Do leftists truly not know any conservatives that are decent people? I know liberals who are decent enough.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 09, 2026 08:

Moderate, decent Dems are who I kinda feel the worst for. On the Right, we understand that the Leftists are going to put us all in camps. They have no clue what their base has planned for them, and it's gonna be extra horrifying.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

309 We've not only "made peace" with that fact, it's become the butt of the joke. Anything in popular media - from the press to music to movies to TV shows - is so predictable that non-Leftists easily outline the entire thing before it runs and then laugh about it when they tally up the score.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They're really showing MAGA, by losing billions of dollars every year peddling garbage no one watches. How's Hollywood's revenue trends looking over the last 20 years? Big franchises like Star Wars, Star Trek, and Marvel doing great on streaming? Lol.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (JCZqz)

310
I refuse to use Cologuard though my wife’s been urging. The idea of it is revolting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (Hm8DV)



I had a colonoscopy done a couple years ago.

I'm good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

311 Supposedly we dropped a bunker buster on Iran and it was a dud. So can they revese engineer it and/or use it?"

"No, Achmed, you climb down there and cut the green wire"

*pizza in NYC? The old Staten Island Ferry slip. Under the escalators. It was legend*

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

312 288 MAGA has yet to make peace with one simple fact: they can win all the elections they want, they can appoint all the regressive theocratic judges all they want, they can gerrymander and cheat their way to power all they want, but popular media will never, ever embrace their ass-backwards culture and values.

------

You can embrace my balls in your mouth, Karen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)

It's like they just invented the Modified Limited Pauline Kael.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (JwNbV)

313 236 IMHO all the SB commercials sucked ass…. Nothing approaching the cleverness and humor of the old Budweiser frogs or Geico caveman or my personal favorites “real men of genius”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 08:42 AM (fnXXN)


I muted my tv for all commercial breaks. Read a book. I occasionally glanced at the silent ads. All seemed useless, or selling whatever the product or service is. If a TV ad does not often visually display the product or product benefits, it's a lousy ad. Ads on TVs that are typically muted, in bars, doctor's waiting rooms, and so on, are as useful at selling a product as the visuals are interesting and informative.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 08:57 AM (5rh/l)

314 Do leftists truly not know any conservatives that are decent people? I know liberals who are decent enough.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 09, 2026 08:53 AM (3sG5t)
+++
No, because "conservatives who are decent people" don't exist. Non-Leftism is evil, therefore non-Leftists are evil, therefore there question itself is invalid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:57 AM (ojr4c)

315 A four person VTuber model team is trying to sue Powdur to stop her from using the model they sold her because they disagree with Powdur's political beliefs.

Then there are the freaks trying to run Emiru off the Internets because she was honest and said she does not follow politics so can't comment on ICE.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 08:52 AM (2GVsD)

You'd figure a four person team would get over it, take the pride of selling their work and using it to get more, instead of wasting time and money on a losing lawsuit.

Good luck getting rid of Emiru, because she's a little sweetheart with millions of loyal fans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 08:57 AM (6ydKt)

316 Getting a little better day by day. Still in hospital and now awaiting a place to send her for PT/OT rehab.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (x0n13)
====

b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

317 Off topic but hilarious. My wife sent me this review of a pattern she is thinking about knitting:

No whining because of the fingers. We all know that fingers are the issue with gloves, because until you get to the fingers a glove is just an unfinished mitten. Does anybody whine about mittens? No. Mittens are safe. Mittens are cute. Safe and cute. "Mittens" rhymes with "kittens" for a reason.*

So what exactly is the problem with fingers?

There are only four of them, if the usual configuration is observed. Is four a frightening number? Why should it be? Many lovely things come in fours. Beatles, for one. Also seasons, elements, and points on a compass rose.

Also Horsemen of the Apocalypse; but let us set them aside for the moment.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 08:58 AM (svLOV)

318 They live in a bubble. They don’t know anyone who doesn’t think like them.
Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM (y6810)

Incredibly, this is very true.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 09, 2026 08:58 AM (b4LBp)

319 How’s Disney doing embracing far left “popular culture” these days?

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:58 AM (y6810)

320 He posted racist things about the Owebama's."

No one cares. It's a storm in a Depends...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

321 Also, IIRC, the *only* player in both halls of fame.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 08:55 AM (ojr4c)

Yeah, that's what I meant. You worded it better. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

322 He posted racist things about the Owebama's. America LOVES the Owebama's. It will be the thing that tanks his entire presidency.
Posted by: Sponge


I thought it was f'n hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (PcTIw)

323 He posted racist things about the Owebama's. America LOVES the Owebama's. It will be the thing that tanks his entire presidency.
Posted by: Sponge

Damnit, I have to say it. Trump has no chance at reelection in 2028 now.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (JCZqz)

324 From what I can tell, the upshot of the Super Bowl is the NFL saying "Now do you see why we rig this stuff?"

I was busy making pizza and canning chicken stock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (JwNbV)

325 Pro-tip: Don't eat anything sourced at Times Square. Or Penn Station for that matter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (QpTiH)
====

And if you want oysters, well that's at Grand Central.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

326 You can find our pizza at gas stations everywhere!

Posted by: Hunt Brothers at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

327
I thought it was f'n hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (PcTIw)



Of course it was. And rehashing a meme from years ago and making it relevant again is genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

328 319 How’s Disney doing embracing far left “popular culture” these days?

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 08:58 AM (y6810)

They're still going.

Iger and Kathleen Kennedy had a bad few weeks, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (6ydKt)

329 You can find our pizza at gas stations everywhere!
Posted by: Hunt Brothers at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Cardboard with cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

330 320 He posted racist things about the Owebama's."

No one cares. It's a storm in a Depends...
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

Intentional stray voltage perhaps?

Lots of material flying over to the Gulf right now...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (JwNbV)

331 >>>Worst. Superbowl. Ever.

Posted by: Delurker

>Yep. Collinsworth and Tirico. A real stinker. Bad Bunny? WTF? Glad I stayed home.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (xFfhU)

332 DNI Gate

"flagged an unusual phone call between an individual associated with foreign intelligence and a person close to Donald Trump," which was meant to suggest someone in the White House was directly coordinating with an adversary, to a phone call "between two people associated with foreign intelligence who discussed someone close to Donald Trump."

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:00 AM (gbOdA)

333 Democrat Socialists of America celebrated hitting 100,000 members"

So they could mostly fill a large kolledge football stadium... once?

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

334 America survives another SuperBowl.

Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2026 09:01 AM (LHPAg)

335 I just can't with VTumors.

A lot are just troons (eg : NyaraVT, RileyCS) with or without voice changers.

Who really wants to be the sucker that wastes their money superchatting THAT?

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:01 AM (uEmCf)

336 AI 'slop' that is 1000x better than Bad Bunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4524ot5BM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

337 Best value in pizza is the Costco food court. Not the best pizza, but it's at least a consistently good product that's quite a bit cheaper than even Little Ceasar's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2026 09:01 AM (ojr4c)

338 I'm even more of a pizza philistine. My fondest pizza memories are of those rectangles they occasionally served at grade school lunch. Pizza day! Pizza day!
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 08:39 AM (XvL8K)


Ha! Ellio's has entered the chat.

As much as I love old school pizzeria style pizza (the stuff Dave Portnoy chases), I occasionally get a hankering for a Tombstone pizza.

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 09:02 AM (B4Se1)

339 Getting a little better day by day. Still in hospital and now awaiting a place to send her for PT/OT rehab.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:48 AM (x0n13)

JJ
She is in for some hard work.
New rehab rules mean around 5 hours of rehab/day

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:02 AM (gbOdA)

340 Elon Musk just announced a major strategic pivot for @SpaceX
: the company is officially shifting its primary focus to building a "self-growing city" on the Moon.
---
While Mars is about twice the size of the Moon, they are basically the same when it comes to building human habitations.

With the Moon being much closer for supply routes, communication and solar energy.

It always made more sense to build on the Moon first.
Then launch to Mars from there, taking advantage of the massive fuel savings.

I want to see a cloud city on Venus.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 09:03 AM (HXT0k)

341 ps prayers up for Mrs JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

342 Do leftists truly not know any conservatives that are decent people?
——-

My experience is that, as a rule, they live in a bubble. So they have an elaborate caricature in their mind of what a conservative is like. But it’s “conservatives” built up as strawman piñata to be knocked around on TV, or the rareified air of academe.

So when they find a conservative in the wild, they have this long list of things they think they know, and all the sins fall on you. I’ve had great satisfaction dealing with their preconceptions. Because they don’t know me, or what ai believe.

They also tend to believe rural folk are uniformly knuckle dragging ignorant hick rubes, that’s also an enjoyable stereotype to pierce. I was always uniformly light years ahead in being informed with the facts, history, and inconvenient truths. They never had a chance.

That’s why they are going straight to violence and anarchy, incidentally. They can’t persuade anyone with their lunatic fairy tales. They have to force their delusions at gunpoint.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2026 09:03 AM (r09E4)

343 Didn't watch the Stupor Bowl at all, but I'll always laugh when a team that represents Boston gets ass-raped like it's in Cell Block D with Big Black Bubba.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:03 AM (uEmCf)

344 I'm in favor of a moonbase if it's like the one from UFO, with Gabrielle Drake in the silver miniskirt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (x0n13)
=====

Yes, Commander

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

345 Highly insulted by pasting Michelle and Barack's faces onto a couple of my friends. Pretty harsh.

Posted by: Some Random Ape at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (4b7CV)

346 but it's at least a consistently good "

This. In an odd place and want a slice? Hit Costco - remarkably consistent no matter where in the country.

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)

347 So it's a pizza thread?

Posted by: Just got here at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

348 So they could mostly fill a large kolledge football stadium... once?
Posted by: man

They wouldn't even fill Michigan Stadium.

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

349 We did have to learn what a bad bunny was.
Posted by: fd

Roger Rabbit?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (OR60z)

350 The Gorilla Channel cut away from the big sportsball game to show reruns of Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (xFfhU)

351 Who really wants to be the sucker that wastes their money superchatting THAT?
Posted by: XTC

I don't know...Nuxanor is pretty nice to listen to while doing chores and such.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

352 NyaraVT

That sick dude said that children can't consent to puberty and that we right wingers obsess over "age of consent."

In an ideal world, the video of him being sent swimming in a wood chipper would be a viral hit.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (svLOV)

353 All of this immigration nonsense will end once non-citizens are removed from the calculus of apportioning Congressional districts.
In fact, once that is done, blue states will be giving all immigrants the "Martha's Vineyard treatment".

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

354 I had a colonoscopy done a couple years ago.

I'm good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 08:56 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2026 09:05 AM (bFu5X)

355
What to say about the Super Bowl?

1) The AFC must be Teh Ghey if the Pats were the best football team they could field.

Next year the AFC should just field the Olympic Skating Team leftovers. They looked tougher and more professional than the Pats.

2) Next year I guess we can look forward to seeing Somalia's top musical entertainer yowling rap as he walks us through a souk and a mosque.

Pro Tip: We do have our own terrible rap singers in the US, why not use them?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2026 09:05 AM (iJfKG)

356 Dick in a box >>>> Shit in a box

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 09:05 AM (B4Se1)

357 Never heard of NyaraVT, have no desire to find out.

Kirsche, munya!

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

358 Novelty pizza…. When I was in high school there was a small chain of pizza places in and around Peoria. Flying Garcia Brothers pizza by the slice… I went to the one in Northwoods Mall. Square slices I loved it… I don’t think it exists anymore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (bIeH6)

359 One of the big problems with actually trying to do anything productive on Mars is that the windows where you can do a transfer with a reasonable deltaV budget can be quite a while apart. You can't just transfer whenever you feel like it unless you build a much, much bigger rocket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (JwNbV)

360 prayers up for Mrs JJS

Amen

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (ix8EF)

361 They wouldn't even fill Michigan Stadium."

Oh yeah? They could fill West Virginia's stadium almost... well, not quite TWICE. Maybe, sorta...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

362 You can find our pizza at gas stations everywhere!
Posted by: Hunt Brothers



How the mighty have fallen.
From trying to corner the silver market to hawking pizza at 3rd rate gas stations.


I may have made that up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 09:07 AM (PcTIw)

363 There are big parts of my state where there are basically no Democrats. But people can't live in a bubble here, because the media are 110%, full-on, barking mad, Satanic Leftists.

People in places like NYC have no pesky intrusions like hearing other people's opinions, to intrude on their seething hatred and condescension toward people they have no understanding of.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 09:07 AM (BI5O2)

364 We could send people to Mars and bring them back easily.
Especially if they use the ship as the base.

Then plans were to send robotics to set up habitats beforehand, and have nearly everything ready for astronauts to stay for extended periods.

But to actually colonize Mars would take a moon base for sure.
The costs (and weight limits) would be to great otherwise.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 09:07 AM (6ydKt)

365 Dick in a box"

PronHub?

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

366 The funny thing about that phone call that the Derp State is trying to make claims at Tulsi Gabbard about; they’re pissed that rather than let them milk it and make an impeachment case out of it, she went straight to Susan Wiles and Donald Trump with it.

In other words they hate her for being a very loyal employee.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2026 09:08 AM (JbyEi)

367 343 Didn't watch the Stupor Bowl at all, but I'll always laugh when a team that represents Boston gets ass-raped like it's in Cell Block D with Big Black Bubba.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:03 AM (uEmCf)


I turned off my TV after Seattle scored a touchdown early in the 4th quarter. I should have turned it off after the Patriots went three-and-out in its first two 3rd quarter possessions. Worst Super Bowl ever in my opinion.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 09:08 AM (5rh/l)

368 Dick in a box"

PronHub?
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)


SNL. Justin Timberlake.

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2026 09:09 AM (B4Se1)

369 Does Lindsey Vonn bank frequent flyer miles every time she is airlifted off a mountain?

Posted by: Retire Gracefully, Please at February 09, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)

370 You can't just transfer whenever you feel like it unless you build a much, much bigger rocket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2026 09:06 AM (JwNbV)

Someone should make a movie where Roy Scheider says the line: I think we need a bigger rocket

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (Hm8DV)

371 Denounceable. Pizza for rubes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

Nah. I would put it up against any slice you can find. I still remember it. And I grew up where all the best pizza outside of NYC was because it's where all the NYC makers went.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (QLKBy)

372 Dick in a box"

PronHub?
Posted by: man

Amazon , next day delivery.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (OR60z)

373 369 Does Lindsey Vonn bank frequent flyer miles every time she is airlifted off a mountain?
Posted by: Retire Gracefully, Please at February 09, 2026 09:09 AM (oftw2)

Looks like she's gonna be permanently retired this time...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (dKhdV)

374 My daughter in law posted some stupid comment about not understanding why grown passed adults are butt hurt over bad bunny. My response...

Maybe they don't like the fact that he spends a lot of time bashing our country while benefiting from the perks of that country. He has the right to his opinion and to express that opinion. So do the people complaining about him. I have the right to ignore all of it. What I can't figure out is why allegedly intelligent adults waste 6 hours of their life watching overpaid cry babies play a kids game. That's what doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (2J/Lj)

375 Hmm, who was the president when that veteran got his deportation order in 2014?

Must have been a different authoritarian fascist king than our current one

Hmmm .. it wasn't Chimpy McFlightsuit

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

376 Cologuard says mine is unremarkable. Yay me. They get to test it again in 3 years or so.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 09, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

Who would have thought shitting and mailing a box would be money making?
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)
******
Those Colorguad tests are unreliable.
I know someone who did those and nothing came back as a concern.
Wife insisted that husband still have a colonoscopy.
They did a colonoscopy and found a huge polyp that had to be removed by a different specialist.
The polyp was cancerous and luckily hadn't spread.
Her husband never had any bleeding or issues.
If they had waited another month it would have spread

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

377 Starmer out by 2/28 just spiked over 10 points in the last hour on Polymarket to 36%. Did another shoe just drop beyond the McSweeney resignation?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K)

378 351 I don't know...Nuxanor is pretty nice to listen to while doing chores and such.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

He's also a Pedo associated with sicko artist Shadman...

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:11 AM (uEmCf)

379 >>>Does Lindsey Vonn bank frequent flyer miles every time she is airlifted off a mountain?

Posted by: Retire Gracefully, Please

>Nobody saw this coming. She should have been retired and having babies ten years ago.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 09:11 AM (xFfhU)

380 Starmer out by 2/28 just spiked over 10 points in the last hour on Polymarket to 36%. "

I'll bet on that... NOT.

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

381
On Saturday, the Democrat Socialists of America celebrated hitting 100,000 members.

George Strait pulled in 10% more than that at Kyle Field

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2026 09:11 AM (tljrc)

382 If China is funding this insurrection against us, I say we get in touch with their many minorities and do the same to them.

I think Bethany MaGee should have an iron-proof civil suit against that Judge Molina-Whatsis.

Bad Bunny (what a stupid name) doesn’t deserve any comment other than this one.

Posted by: Rebecc at February 09, 2026 09:12 AM (VFung)

383 Trump does this stuff when he wants to get important information out or change a conversation. Or both.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2026 09:12 AM (QLKBy)

384 381
On Saturday, the Democrat Socialists of America celebrated hitting 100,000 members.

How many of those members are FBI I wonder

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 09:12 AM (dKhdV)

385 Good morning!!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

This will wake you up, & in a good way. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/fqwIpH6phJs

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

386 WTF would forcing out that dolt accomplish without new elections? You'll just get a rumpranging commie dolt of equal or lesser value in his place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

387 >What to say about the Super Bowl?

1) The AFC must be Teh Ghey if the Pats were the best football team they could field.
----
in an alternate reality, Bo Nix does NOT break his ankle, the Broncos ascend to the Super Bowl, and win

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)

388 Rep. Gene Wu (D) goes mask off:
"Non-whites share the same oppressor and we are the majority now. We can take over this country."

Sorry Rep. Wu, but in true orthodox woke ideology, East Asians and South Asians in the US are "white adjacent." You belong to the oppressor caste.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

389 Does Lindsey Vonn bank frequent flyer miles every time she is airlifted off a mountain?

*Snort* I think she was just trying to ski aggressively and she caught the gate with her shoulder and the pole while airborne. It caused her to be misoriented when she landed and that was it. Kinda sad to see her go out like that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:14 AM (luW68)

390 I'm in favor of a moonbase if it's like the one from UFO, with Gabrielle Drake in the silver miniskirt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 09, 2026 08:51 AM (x0n13)


I'd have assumed that folks would prefer her from "Au Pair Girls" - where she wore less than that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

391 Starmer out by 2/28 just spiked over 10 points in the last hour on Polymarket to 36%. "

I'll bet on that... NOT.
Posted by: man
_______

Now up to 39. Something else must have happened. I should have jumped on that when it was at 7.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 09:15 AM (XvL8K)

392 What I can't figure out is why allegedly intelligent adults waste 6 hours of their life watching overpaid cry babies play a kids game. That's what doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 09, 2026 09:10 AM (2J/Lj)

It's something to do on a Sunday night.
It used to be an event when there were only four channels and a shared culture.

Now it's like a semi-holiday tradition between New Years and Valentines.

And then they added a dash of politics and woke, and here we are. If they keep it up it'll be viewed like the Oscars in ten or twenty years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 09:15 AM (6ydKt)

393 388 Sorry Rep. Wu, but in true orthodox woke ideology, East Asians and South Asians in the US are "white adjacent." You belong to the oppressor caste.
Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

His CCP handlers won't be taking over shit if Japan goes through with beefing up its defenses like they seem to be planning to.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:15 AM (uEmCf)

394 Rep. Gene Wu (D) goes mask off:
"Non-whites share the same oppressor and we are the majority now. We can take over this country."

Yeah. Sure. 'cause all "non whites" are together in... well, what, exactly?
You wanna put Mrs' extended family on the line along with darker skinned folks? Or pretty much any Asian group?

That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

395 I didn't watch anything other than repeats of shows I've watched 100 times.

My impressions from reading comments online:

The SB was the worst game ever.
Seattle's defense was really good and NE's didn't do bad.
Drake Maye basically threw the game as he saved his worst performance ever for the biggest game of his career.
NE looked as unprepared for the game as any team ever to make the SB.
Turning Point's alternative halftime show garnered over 5 million views on YT and a few hundred thousand more on Rumble.

Overall, I don't feel bad for missing all of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

396 I'm conservative and didn't watch one second of anything Super Bowl related. I didn't care about anything related to the game.

Posted by: Case at February 09, 2026 09:17 AM (E7+ue)

397 Daytona 500 this weekend

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

398 His CCP handlers won't be taking over shit if Japan goes through with beefing up its defenses like they seem to be planning to."

That scenario is classic - the CCP side played irritant enough to create two fronts instead of concentrating on one...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

399
*Snort* I think she was just trying to ski aggressively and she caught the gate with her shoulder and the pole while airborne. It caused her to be misoriented when she landed and that was it. Kinda sad to see her go out like that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:14 AM (luW6



There's no way she was going to be competitive. She is just days off tearing her ACL in one leg. They had her knee so doped up.......and she broke the other leg.

Her career is over. My opinion is she should've stepped down after the knee tear and given someone else the shot to be competitive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

400 Turning Point's alternative halftime show garnered over 5 million views on YT and a few hundred thousand more on Rumble.

Overall, I don't feel bad for missing all of it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
It's up to 25 million now on all social platforms.
Great show!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC)

401 Daytona 500 this weekend"

No noose is good noose...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

402 Daytona 500 this weekend
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:18 AM (gbOdA)



Yes. They keep shoving Bubba Wallace down my throat.

No thanks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

403 Trump nears 500 press interactions in second term, blowing past Biden, data show

yes 500>5

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 09, 2026 09:19 AM (gbOdA)

404 I hadn't watched a football game in 5 or 6 years. My son came up this past weekend for my birthday and stayed to watch the Superbowl. It was a pretty sorry excuse for a game.

Who'd NE pay off to play in it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2026 09:20 AM (jtM2q)

405 she should've stepped down after the knee tear and given someone else the shot to be competitive."

"Don't you know who I am??????"

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

406 Overall, I don't feel bad for missing all of it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

Your summary is accurate. You didn’t miss much

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 09:20 AM (EMV/6)

407 Fetterman is on board for Voter ID.


"I consider my own faith, Islam, a religion built upon a narrative of migration." -- MummyDummy

That's nice. I consider MY own faith built on a narrative of "Deus lo vult".


Let's see who wins, shall we?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2026 09:20 AM (IG3/x)

408 hey keep shoving Bubba Wallace down my throat."

Ah....

er....

Hmmmm.

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

409 And then they added a dash of politics and woke, and here we are. If they keep it up it'll be viewed like the Oscars in ten or twenty years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 09, 2026 09:15 AM (6ydKt)

I doubt it. When they told me I was a piece of shit and they hated me, I never watched another game. But that is really rare. They not only didn't lose audience after that - they gained since then.

The Left obsesses over football ratings because they think it's a repudiation of the Right or something dumb like that.

Americans are simply completely hooked on football. The commissioner could come out at halftime and say "I am holding in my hand the name of a ticket holder - one James T. Wilkinson - who will now be violently raped by this defensive lineman," and James would still show up for the next game, and buy that lineman's jersey, and hang photos of the rape in his man cave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

410
Your summary is accurate. You didn’t miss much
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 09:20 AM (EMV/6)



#Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

411

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BOOM! This Mexican restaurant is being praised nationwide for providing FREE meals to ICE agents in Arizona

"Everyone who works for ICE, all federal agents, can come to Sammy's...here, they will be treated with respect as they deserve."

ABSOLUTELY BASED!

https://tinyurl.com/phj8ne9s

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (NpAcC)

412 Benjamin Domenech
@bdomenech

Sat across from Kaepernick on a flight. An old lady came up, asked for an autograph for her grandson. He dismissively said "I don't do that". She returned to her seat, embarrassed.

WaPo writers still think he's worthy of a pedestal. Good riddance to their endless white guilt.

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

413 I don't know...Nuxanor is pretty nice to listen to while doing chores and such.
---
I don't think that guy gets any money from YouTube.

'Cause he says all the bad words that get you de-monetized.
Really likes to call the lefties retards, etc.
LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (HXT0k)

414 Super Bowl or read a book?

Reading a book won.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (2GVsD)

415 In a show of strength the IRGC showed footage of missiles being launched from a sub. Russian sub, Russian missiles. The regime is blowing so much smoke up each other's asses they float.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (0KSrI)

416 384 381
On Saturday, the Democrat Socialists of America celebrated hitting 100,000 members.

How many of those members are FBI I wonder
Posted by: It's me donna

Several thousand, probably.

Oh, you meant as undercover informants and investigators? None.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (JCZqz)

417 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Concur. It was just sad to see her go crash out and tarnish her claim to fame like that. It's what she'll be remembered for.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (luW68)

418 The Fat Boys did a video at the old Sbarros, when they actually served food.

3 big fat ass bruthas going to town on WOP food.

Posted by: The Fat Boys Are Whack at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (TmfuF)

419 .
"Guerrillas in our midst," should be incorporated as permanent art on the "Ace" homepage. Kudos.

Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (kt8QE)

420
ABSOLUTELY BASED!

https://tinyurl.com/phj8ne9s
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 09:21 AM (NpAcC)



"Will they survive the backlash."

Overwhelmingly, which is shown every single time. If I'm ever in the area, which isn't likely, I will go out of my way to stop in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

421 I just asked Mrs. E if she heard who won the SB, she told me she watched it but doesn't remember who won. I said must have been exciting.

Posted by: Eromero at February 09, 2026 09:23 AM (LHPAg)

422 Did not watch the Super Bowl and stopped caring years ago, one reason being the shitshow the halftime has become. Last night show was a especially insulting as is was specifically meant to appeal to Hispanics, which are a very small part of the NFL overwhelmingly white and black fan. For the most part, they are soccer fans, especially the newcomers and their offspring. I doubt this will attract many new fans but that won't stop the NFL form giving the middle finger to people like me.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2026 09:23 AM (GUOwU)

423 >>>Drake Maye basically threw the game as he saved his worst performance ever for the biggest game of his career.
NE looked as unprepared for the game as any team ever to make the SB.
Turning Point's alternative halftime show garnered over 5 million views on YT and a few hundred thousand more on Rumble.

Overall, I don't feel bad for missing all of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Biggest game of a young quarterback's life and he, instead of running headlong with a stiff-arm into the defender, he chose to run out of bounds about a yard short of a first down. Pathetic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 09:24 AM (xFfhU)

424 The Fat Boys did a video at the old Sbarros, when they actually served food.

3 big fat ass bruthas going to town on WOP food.
Posted by: The Fat Boys Are Whack at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (TmfuF)



Not the song, but..........


https://youtu.be/--alrPZuvBQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

425 I'm thinking they put the worst most controversial "entertainer" for the halftime show to get people to watch...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2026 09:25 AM (dKhdV)

426 That's when Nixon warned the prosecutors not to open "that can of worms," adding, "There is even more, because [Radford] not only ——"

Ruth, the lead prosecutor, interjected: "We are not opening it up."

"Yeoman Radford was not only there," the ex-president persisted, "but he was a direct channel to the Joint Chiefs of Staff."

There it was, finally — the secret Nixon had sought to keep under wraps: It was not the far left that most actively sought to sabotage the Nixon-Kissinger foreign policy but the hard right, not lowly pencil-pushers in the civil service but the most senior commanders at the Pentagon.

The prosecutors had heard enough. They did not want Nixon to elaborate. Jay Horowitz, the last questioner, cut in.

"Sir, if I might take us back now to ——"

Nixon would not be deterred.

"This indicates to the members of the grand jury, if I might address them for a moment, why it is that" the Radford project "had to be top secret." He added: "Particularly, I didn't want the Joint Chiefs of Staff involved."

Posted by: SMOD at February 09, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

427 I never thought much about Lindsey Vonn but I’ll admit… I read that recently (a year ago?) she had a partial knee replacement in her right knee… it took away all pain and her knee felt so good she decided to come back. Then sadly tore the ACL in her other (left) knee. I have a partial knee replacement and it’s allowed me to continue my favorite activity ( distance running)… so I felt some comeraderie…. Recovery from a partial knee replacement to athletic activity is not easy then the other knee gave way. Brutal

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2026 09:25 AM (qOnnO)

428 402 Yes. They keep shoving Bubba Wallace down my throat.

No thanks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

They're gonna kiss his ass even more since he's Michael Jordan's hand-picked chosen one, and Michael's lawyers put the fear of God into NASCAR.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (uEmCf)

429
Scrollin', scrollin', scrollin'
Through comments & trollin'
Til the thread gets old, then
F5!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (BI5O2)

430 All I know is that during the spring fighting season in Liberia, a bunch of child soldiers will be sporting their new "New England Patriots Super Bowl LX Champions" T-shirts.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (3VXNH)

431 NFL overwhelmingly white and black fan"

Yeah, no. White guys buy jerseys nowadays? Lidz? Spend hours on FanDuel? DraftKings?

The NFL knows where it's market is, and plays to it. And yes, they're trying to expand to the "hispanic" market, but are too stupid to realize that that "market" just isn't monolithic and doesn't hold the "black" segment in high regard...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

432
Concur. It was just sad to see her go crash out and tarnish her claim to fame like that. It's what she'll be remembered for.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (luW6



I felt the same way about the Tkachuk brothers in the 4 Nations tournament. They took up a roster spot and weren't able to provide anything to the team. Two others should've been given the opportunity to shine instead of those 2 warming a bench seat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

433 The thing with DSA vs NRA, is the NRA folks never do anything. The DSA scum will attack people and commit terrorist acts, and the "NRA people" will go "well if....." And sit back and do nothing.

And I would have use to attributed that to the fact NRA people have lives and have families they don't want to risk, while the usual DSA member is a worthless loser who nothing to lose (and who know they'll be protected by the government)
but then all the COVID stuff happened, people lost their families and their livelihoods, and the NRA people still didn't do shit.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 09, 2026 09:27 AM (k5ZKJ)

434 Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning:

“We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

435 They're gonna kiss his ass even more since he's Michael Jordan's hand-picked chosen one, and Michael's lawyers put the fear of God into NASCAR.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:26 AM (uEmCf)



Then I'll never be back. And I'm the guy that had season tickets and a campsite at Texas for 17 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

436 We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”

Always progressing, huh? Never building...

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:28 AM (XuXeR)

437 434 “We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

The Britanistan project continues unhindered.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:28 AM (uEmCf)

438 @PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning:

“We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)



The islhamic kingdom of Britain has a good ring to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

439 Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning:

“We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”
Posted by: Don Black
_________

And Polymarket now up another 5 to 43% chance that he's out by 2/28.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 09, 2026 09:29 AM (XvL8K)

440 Will they survive the backlash."

Overwhelmingly, which is shown every single time. If I'm ever in the area, which isn't likely, I will go out of my way to stop in.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)
****
Definitely!
It's ironic that most border patrol agents happen to be Hispanic and yet the Left keeps protesting and hurling rocks and slurs at them.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2026 09:29 AM (NpAcC)

441 It's ironic that most border patrol agents happen to be Hispanic and yet the Left keeps protesting and hurling rocks and slurs at them."

They're not "real hispanics", dontchaknow

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

442 I felt the same way about the Tkachuk brothers in the 4 Nations tournament. They took up a roster spot and weren't able to provide anything to the team.

I'd like to see Robertson from the Stars get a spot instead of Matt Tkachuck, for sure.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (luW68)

443
They're not "real hispanics", dontchaknow
Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)



Uncle Juan's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

444 Did not see the ape video and don't care, even if it could be considered racist. The Dems heap the most vile, viscous insults on Republicans/conservatives with impunity and goes to the very top. Biden did it on numerous occasions, even on national television. Hearing the Dems whine about racism and decorum is pathetic, nobody should fall for that BS or apologize.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (GUOwU)

445 Nood Van Gogh.

Posted by: PabloD at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (3VXNH)

446 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (PcTIw)

447 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at February 09, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

448 Art....

Posted by: man at February 09, 2026 09:31 AM (XuXeR)

449
I'd like to see Robertson from the Stars get a spot instead of Matt Tkachuck, for sure.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (luW6



He should have Auston Matthews spot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

450 I don't know if the Brits have a legal process that resembles our impeachment and removal process

parliamentary government has so many convoluted procedures
IMO

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

451 442 I'd like to see Robertson from the Stars get a spot instead of Matt Tkachuck, for sure.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 09, 2026 09:30 AM (luW6

The US men's hockey team isn't going to do shit in the Olympics anyway.

Mike Sullivan is their head coach, and his New York Rangers are one of the worst teams in the NHL.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:32 AM (uEmCf)

452 I guess it's a sign of being an old fart, but until this flap I'd never even heard of this Ass Gerbil (whatever... some kind of rodent, anyway. The Super Bowl act).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2026 09:32 AM (IG3/x)

453 Personally I think Trump needs to shut the fuck up and do his job. Stop responding to stuff that isn't important at all. It just makes him look weak.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 09:33 AM (BCuCF)

454 The US men's hockey team isn't going to do shit in the Olympics anyway.

Mike Sullivan is their head coach, and his New York Rangers are one of the worst teams in the NHL.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:32 AM (uEmCf)



It is my believe they're tanking across the board to prevent Trump from seeing international glory and touting "America is Great Again!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

455 *belief

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

456 Guerrilla in our midst," should be incorporated as permanent art on the "Ace" homepage. Kudos.

Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2026 09:22 AM (kt8QE)

-------------

I made a similar reference once last week but -- to JJs credit -- it didn't occur to me to use Guerrillas instead of Gorillas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 09:36 AM (5YukJ)

457 454 It is my believe they're tanking across the board to prevent Trump from seeing international glory and touting "America is Great Again!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 09, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Honestly, Most hockey minds actually seem to think that Sullivan is still a good coach.

But dude has been washed since 2019.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:38 AM (uEmCf)

458 Personally I think Trump needs to shut the fuck up and do his job. Stop responding to stuff that isn't important at all. It just makes him look weak.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 09, 2026 09:33 AM (BCuCF)

-------------

Good advice as "punching down" is not a good look -- but the Trumpster is a package deal -- and we have to take the bad with the good.

Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 09:39 AM (5YukJ)

459 Rep. Gene Wu (D) goes mask off:
"Non-whites share the same oppressor and we are the majority now. We can take over this country."
=====

Racist scum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 09:41 AM (RIvkX)

460 458 Good advice as "punching down" is not a good look -- but the Trumpster is a package deal -- and we have to take the bad with the good.
Posted by: ShainS -- Democrats Push For Death Certificates To Be Accepted As Voter ID at February 09, 2026 09:39 AM (5YukJ)

Punching Down and being the Schoolyard Bully ("Little Marco", "Lyin' Ted", etc.) is what won him 2016.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2026 09:41 AM (uEmCf)

461 30 Cool Runnings!

I saw the Jamaican bobsled team live at the '88 Olympics! Well, I saw the bottom of their sled go by at high speed, and some of them were still in it!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 09, 2026 10:01 AM (FpP3s)

462 Good morning, all. Thank you, J.J.

Reportedly, the video was shared back in October 2025 by user @xerias_x, who entitled the 55-second clip "President Trump: King of the Jungle," and was a broader compilation that depicted several high-profile Democrats as animals, and Trump as a lion walking with Pepe the frog. (Saw the entire thing in a USA article from 2/6/26.) The clip was spliced into a longer video about "unfounded 2020 election conspiracy theories" before being recently posted to Truth Social.

What else - excluding MN - is going on that raises Cain? 🤔
*Democrats refuse to sit for DOJ interviews over "illegal orders" video" CNN, 3 days ago

*'Let's stop the games": Hillary Clinton calls for testimony in Epstein probe to be public, YouTube, Scripps News, 3 days ago
* James Comer Won't Let Hillary Clinton Testify Publicly on Epstein, The New Republic, 2 days ago.

* These Olympians feel 'mixed emotions' representing Team USA amid unrest at home, USA Today, 3 days ago

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 09, 2026 10:40 AM (NFX2v)

463 *With the news of the Clintons being called to testify, talks of the 2012 Benghazi attack resurfaced, along with comments about the alleged maker of an Anti-Islam video being jailed for inciting the attack.

>Anti-Muslim video Sparks More Violent Demonstrations, PBS, Sep. 13, 2012

>@CBSNews - Obama: Video at the root of Libya attack
13 years ago.

During a Univision townhall in coral Gables, Fla., on Sept. 20, 2012, President Obama talked about the video he believed to be at the heart of the attack on a U.S. consulate in Libya.
--------
My point is that couldn't this latest political mess, surfacing hugely in time for the Super Bowl, be seen coming at least a mile away, and shouldn't extreme caution be used in speeches, press releases, memes - everything?!

I can remember no time where there has never been the luxury for conservatives say, "My bad," and withdraw content and that content will go away peacefully. None. (Example: "Read my lips: No new taxes." George HW Bush at the 1988 Republican National Convention. And it eventually ruined his 1992 reelection campaign after a fairly decent 1st administration.)

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 09, 2026 10:40 AM (NFX2v)

464 Further, possibly seeing into future, political goals, "the Obama administration appointed several psychiatrists and mental health experts to key advisory positions, boards, and commissions, rather than employing a single, dedicated White House psychiatrist in a clinical capacity." A1 Overview.

>The bmj dot com: News
'Psychiatrists urge Obama to request neuropsychiatric review of Trump,' Published Published 19 December 2016
---
Again, it has been obvious from the very start of the 2nd Trump administration that every single man and woman serving within are targets, for now especially JD Vance, Scott Bessent, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth, Russ Vought, and Greg Bonvino.

None can remain politically standing for a possible Vance/Rubio administration.

There have also been key departures from the Second Administration (2025–2026) and a number of nominee withdraws. (Let's remember Dan Bongino, 20th Deputy Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who served March 17, 2025 – January 3, 2026 and then ran off again to rejoin media.)

There is now talk that if Starmer can be booted, why can't Trump be fired? Look at the timing, it's not a joke imho.

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 09, 2026 10:40 AM (NFX2v)

465 If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kind of shape
If it has a tail, then it's a monkey
But if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey,
It's an ape

Posted by: Tar Bae at February 09, 2026 10:41 AM (KjxDG)

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