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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 2-8-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
(HT: Skip)
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (WARNING! May trigger arachnophobia). Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(let battle commence!)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, start prepping those Super Bowl snacks, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
PIC NOTE
I believe Skip created this sculpture and shared it on the Hobby Thread a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was interesting enough to feature on the Sunday Morning Book Thread (crossing the streams a bit here, but I hope we don't tear a hole in the universe).
DEATH OF THE MASS MARKET PAPERBACK (R.I.P.)
Ah, the mass market paperback...They have been a staple of my book acquisitions for decades. In fact, according to my master spreadsheet of my library, they account for just over 50% of all of the books in my fiction collection. The remaining books are divided into roughly equal portions of hardcovers (27%) and trade paperbacks (23%).
However, it seem like the golden age of the mass market paperback has finally reached its end. According to this article sent to me by OrangeEnt, the decline of the mass market paperback has been in progress for around 20 years or so, as sales have slumped to historic lows, dropping by 84% between 2004 and 2024. I think the reasons for this steep drop are both predictable and understandable for the simple reason that technology marches on. The rise of alternate digital formats means more people have access to books than ever before. People can hop online and purchase (or rent) an endless variety of books without having to worry about finding shelf space for them.
Personally, I love the mass market paperback format and I'm sorry to see it go, but I also recognize that its time has passed. During their heyday, they were awesome because of how portable they were. Whenever I traveled, I could easily find room for 3-6 paperbacks in my luggage. When I was in high school, I used to wear a denim jacket as part of my standard attire. I deliberately selected jackets that had internal pockets large enough for a paperback book. They've been a large part of my life for decades. I love the smell and texture of them.
They are not without their flaws, however. They are great for quick and inexpensive reads. Their price point has usually been at the level at which even a minimum-wage schlub like myself was able to afford them. But they wear out quickly. Their spines tend to bend and break easily with repeated readings. Older paperback books also yellowed over time, making it more difficult to read the text. And of course if you got one wet--which seemed to happen inevitably from time to time--then they dried out all wrinkly. Some books really should never have been produced as mass market paperbacks. Doorstopper epic fantasy or horror novels don't fare well as paperbacks, usually wearing out after only two or three re-reads. Some books were split in two volumes when they were converted to a mass-market paperback format.
Now the most popular printed format seems to be the trade paperback. When I went to Walmart yesterday, I glanced around at their limited book section and the vast majority of offerings were trade paperbacks with the occasional hardcover. I don't think I spotted a single mass market paperback anywhere. Trade paperbacks offer a lower price point than hardcovers, though more expensive than paperbacks. However, they also tend to be a bit more durable and easier to read than a mass market paperback.
The era of the mass market paperback is officially over, though I think there may be some niche markets that remain. For instance, I could see paperbacks for various expanded universes such as Star Trek or Star Wars or for franchises like Dungeons and Dragons. I wonder how this will affect the secondary market. Will their price increase? I've seen stupidly expensive prices for mass market paperbacks on Amazon from time to time, as the book is no longer available in print. Or maybe the increase of print-on-demand services will mean that people can effectively order any book at any time.
Thoughts?
NOTE: As the YouTuber above points out, the rise of the mass market paperback format led to the demise of the pulp fiction magazines which used to dominate newsstands and bookstores. Many, many short stories that were printed in pulp magazines were collected and reprinted in the new format for new audiences. Another analogy would be the rise and fall of cassette tapes for music. Those were great for a couple of decades, but they were supplanted by digital media such as CDs and now streaming music services.
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SPRING 2026 BASED BOOK SALE
Can I ask a favor of someone who will be in the Book Thread? The Based Book Sale Call for Authors may be of interest to people, so can someone copy the link when the thread opens? Thanks!
Call for Authors: 2026 Spring Based Book Sale
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 08, 2026 07:55 AM (0BrN/)
BOOKS BY MORONS
Max Cossack has a new book out that blends mystery, crime, and AI:
When the State of Minnesota charges Ojibwa City local Aaron Fishel with murder, his lawyers face an impossible task—the single security camera video shows Fishel murdering his victim in gruesome detail. As trial approaches and his lawyers try everything to defend Fishel, they recruit AI-savvy tech help, and everyone involved begins to ask tough questions.
What is a crime?
What is justice?
What is reality?
Will this ripping suspense yarn answer any of these questions? Only the reader will find out.
Deep Fakery by Max Cossack
I have to admit, this is an intriguing premise that does raise interesting questions. As "deep fakes" become more and more powerful, it's possible to create video of anyone doing anything. If someone created a simulated security camera image of me committing a heinous crime, I'd be in a world of hurt. I live alone and thus I might have difficulty establishing an alibi. Especially if an enemy also created a digital trail establishing enough circumstantial evidence to plant seeds in the minds of jurors that I *could* have committed the crime...
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - I read this as a kid, of course, but (unlike Journey to the Center of the Earth) it didn't become a frequent reread. So it was like a new experience. Good job by Verne - good story and interesting characters. Nice mix of action and drama. I may need to reread The Mysterious Island. (Side note...Wells is in Harold Bloom's Western Canon, but Verne is not. That doesn't seem right.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 25, 2026 09:39 AM (exqbn)
Comment: I have to admit I've never read anything by Jules Verne. I know that sounds like heresy from a guy like me who loves science fiction. I've read H.G. Wells, but not Verne. I should probably rectify that someday. Jules Verne's works are in the public domain, so I really have no excuse NOT to read his stories. I guess I'll add that to the TBR pile for this year.
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I am currently reading Charity and its fruits by Jonathan Edward's, the 18th century theologian and pastor, but I'm going to have to buy it or switch to the computer screen, because reading 175 pages on the cell phone is not good.
Posted by: New Jersey at January 25, 2026 09:11 AM (Yl2Ob)
Comment: This is a perfect example of the amazing world we live in. If one digital format doesn't work for us, it's easy for us to switch to a different format for convenience. And if the book is worthy enough to be purchased in physical format, then we have the option to do that as well. According to Amazon, this book is a detailed analysis of 1 Corinthians 13. It's not a very long chapter, but it contains profound truths worth contemplating.
The downside to skipping a week of Sunday Morning Book Threads is that I have to "catch up" on what I've been reading over TWO weeks instead of just one week. That's one reason I went to the collapsible format, so that Morons who didn't care about such things could skim on by.
The Dresden Files Book 12 - Changes by Jim Butcher
Harry Dresden finds out he's a father. Years ago, the woman he loved left him after she was half-turned into a vampire of the Red Court. Unbeknownst to Harry, she was pregnant with their child at the time. Now Susan Rodriguez has returned, seeking Harry's help to save their daughter from the clutches of the Red Court vampires, who seek to sacrifice her in a hideous ritual against Harry.
PRO TIP: If you EVER think about harming Harry's child, he will WRECK YOUR WORLD! Genocide is not only on the table, he'll serve it up as the main course.
Changes is well named. It signifies a major, major turning point in The Dresden Files as Harry finds out just how far he will go, which lines he will cross, to save the people he loves, even if he's never met them. One of the major themes of the series has always been the importance of family. Not only the family whose blood you share, but those people who grow close to you through shared experiences. Harry collects his family to save his little girl, but comes very, very close to throwing it all away.
The Dresden Files Book 13 - Ghost Story by Jim Butcher
Harry's dead, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him from helping the people he cares about. This is a rather odd entry in the series because Harry is bereft of most of his power and has to learn to work within entirely new constraints. Being dead really puts a crimp on one's ability to affect the living. Now Harry has to solve his own murder, but is also caught up in a plot in the spiritual realm to destabilize the dead citizens of Chicago who still haunt the streets. Harry also finds out how his death has affected those who were closest to him, along with the fact that his actions in Changes and his own death have led to a major power vacuum in the supernatural world that another faction is all too eager to fill.
The Dresden Files Collection 1 - Side Jobs by Jim Butcher
After reading Ghost Story I decided to read the collections of short stories that take place in the Dresdenverse. Most of these are stories that Jim Butcher was commissioned to write for various anthologies. I think he enjoyed the experience because he was able to tell alternate stories within the same universe from the perspective of other characters. Even antagonists like "Gentleman" Johnny Marcone get a moment to shine.
The Dresden Files Collection 2 - Brief Cases by Jim Butcher
This is another collection of short stories within the Dresdenverse.
The Dresden Files Book 14 - Cold Days by Jim Butcher
With Cold Days we're back to the main narrative of the Dresdenverse. It turns out Harry was only mostly dead in Ghost Story, but dead enough to interact with the spiritual world at their level. Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, and Demonreach, Harry's pet island genius loci, kept his body barely functional while his spirit roamed.
Now Harry has to fully adopt the mantle of the Winter Knight, Mab's personal assassin and weapon. He also has to come to terms with what it means to be a father for his daughter.
Meanwhile the Fomor are a new faction in town and they don't play nicely with the other mortal and supernatural residents of Chicago.
The Dresden Files Book 15 - Skin Game by Jim Butcher
Nicodemus Archleone, one of my favorite villains I love to hate, is back in town. He's recruited Harry to take part in heist. Their goal is to steal the Holy Grail frmo under the nose of Hades, ruler of the Underworld. (How did Hades get the Holy Grail? That's never really answered, though Hades is known to be a collector of supernatural artifacts...).
As with most plans involving Nicodemus, nothing is every as simple as it appears and it's up to Harry and his allies to figure out how to backstab Nicodemus before the Master of the Order of the Blackened Denarius backstabs them first.
Skin Game is a pretty fun and exciting heist novel, as each member of the team is recruited for their particular skills and we get to see why Harry really is one of the top wizards in the world because of how he approaches magic and its uses.
The Dresden Files Book 16 - Peace Talks by Jim Butcher
The Fomor have agreed to negotiate a truce between their faction and the other factions who signed onto the Unseelie Accords, the magical bargain that keeps the factions mostly under control. Unfortunately, Harry's half-brother Thomas, a vampire of the White Court, is caught assassinating a high-ranking svartalf (one of the factions) which threatens to undo the entire peace process. It's up to Harry to find out what's really going and on and rescue his brother.
And just when you thought things couldn't get worse, the actual ruler of the Fomor, Ethniu, the Last Titan, makes her debut entrance by kicking Mab, Queen of Air and Darkness, through a brick wall. Up until this point, Mab was the most terrifying creature in the supernatural. The Last Titan made short work of her (for now). With the breakdown of peace talks, war is now on the horizon, the likes of which the world hasn't seen for over a thousand years.
This book was supposed to be a single book, but eventually it became long enough that the publisher convinced Butcher to split it into two books (see below).
The Dresden Files Book 17 - Battle Ground by Jim Butcher
Battle Ground is INTENSE. In fact, it's arguably one of the most intense books I've ever read. It's nearly on par with Robert Jordan's A Memory of Light for just how incredibly intense it is, keeping me glued to the page, even though I know what's coming.
War has come to Chicago. The Fomor have risen from the depths of Lake Michigan, led by Ethniu, the Last Titan. She's determined to wipe out the vermin of humanity to the last man, woman, and child.
I can't really describe it too well except to compare it to Avengers: Endgame. Pretty much all of the major players we've seen in the series show up to have a role in the Battle for Chicago. Everyone gets their moment in the spotlight as they seek to defeat the Last Titan. Their only hope is to imprison her in Demonreach, which was designed for that purpose.
The Dresden Files Book 18 - Twelve Months by Jim Butcher
After the events of Battle Ground, this novel is a bit of a letdown, but I understand *why* it needed to be written. The characters are so traumatized by the events in the previous novel that they need to be shown healing from that experience. Harry, especially, is reeling from personal tragedy, losing the woman he loved. Chicago is in ruins, having been hit by the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. Hundreds of thousands were killed, massive infrastrucure was destroyed, and now people are lost, just trying to survive.
This is a good "breather" story before the events start to get more serious again. If The Dresden Files were a television series, this would be the episode after a massive mid-season climax before we start heading into the season or series finale. Butcher has stated that the series will be around 24-25 books, with the last three being an "apocalyptic trilogy." So we're right on schedule before things start to heat up again in the Dresdenverse. Vlad Drakul, leader of the Black Court of vampires, is hinted at being a new antagonist/villain, and the Outsiders are also lurking around.
Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky
After cruising through the Dresdenverse for the past month, I was at a loss as to what to read next. This series has been sitting on my desk since New Year's or so. I figured I'd go ahead and get it out of the way.
If you are an arachnophobe, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! It features a race of hyperevolved intelligent spiders who accidentally colonized and dominated an Earthlike world. It was supposed to be monkeys, but spiders were "uplifted" instead (this is a shout out to David Brin's Uplift series).
The last remnants of humanity find this planet and want to establish a colony, but they have to deal with a psychotic AI/human hybrid first.
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Was gonna write a review of a story I read last week, but the weather has turned and I had stuff to plant. Maybe next week's thread, but I did read something!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 08:59 AM (uQesX)
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Reading Rick Atkinson's A Army at Dawn about African desert war in WWII.
And pick note, that was carved from a solid log of maple by me, painted in Krylon for stone paint and the book was craft paints to look like a old leather book cover.
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 09:00 AM (Ia/+0)
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Good morning, Book Threaders! This is always one of my favorite AoSHQ Threads to monitor.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at February 08, 2026 09:01 AM (0sNs1)
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I have to admit, this is an intriguing premise that does raise interesting questions. As "deep fakes" become more and more powerful, it's possible to create video of anyone doing anything. If someone created a simulated security camera image of me committing a heinous crime, I'd be in a world of hurt. I live alone and thus I might have difficulty establishing an alibi. Especially if an enemy also created a digital trail establishing enough circumstantial evidence to plant seeds in the minds of jurors that I *could* have committed the crime...
>>> We may need to created an Alibi Bank like the MoMee Bail Fund. "He couldn't have committed the murder, he was arguing with me about Ewok lore until 3 a.m.!"
Posted by: pookysgirl, using an alternate Chewbacca Defense at February 08, 2026 09:03 AM (Wt5PA)
I'm currently on some non-fiction, a later edition of Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W. Loewen. It caught my attention at the library because it purports to explode a lot of the myths taught in "history" classes in America. And it does a lot of that. However, he tub-thumps the "There's still racism in America," "There's too much emphasis on white people," and "discrimination against 'Native Americans'" stuff far too much. I'm sticking with it for now, but I'm not as happy with it as I thought I'd be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)
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My first copy of Atlas Shrugged was a paperback. A thousand page book in paperback looks bad very quickly.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:04 AM (0U5gm)
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On the TBR from the library pile, I have Terry Pratchett's first "Discworld" novel, The Colour of Magic (I just finished a re-read of his fun work with Neil Gaiman, Good Omens). Also Nora Ephron: A Biography by one Kristin Marguerite Dodge, about the screenwriter and director who gave us a lot of charming movies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)
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I am currently reading 12 Months and I'm actually loving the change of pace. I am sure that this is only going to be the calm before the storm. Also, concerning Changes, if you notice that this is the only title that isn't two words, changes indeed.
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There are many books coming out now that are not even offered in a hardback version, which is disappointing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:07 AM (0U5gm)
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While on a cruise last week, I grabbed a Robert Ludlum book off the ships library shelves.
Well that was a mistake.
What a commie.
Book was called Apocalypse Watch. Avoid it as if it carries the plague.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 08, 2026 09:07 AM (8AONa)
You all know I love collecting the old paperbacks from the thrift store. Most of the ones I get are in pretty good shape, though some start losing pages the moment I open them.
The smell of them is something else. A lot of times they're just musty, but the one I read a few weeks ago, Marathon Man, must have been owned by a pipe smoker. I kept getting a slight whiff of sweet tobacco from it. It was kind of neat; it prompted me to conjure an image of the former reader, so I had a shared experience with a ghost.
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Oh, right, I promised I'd drop this here. Hope y'all have 15 hours to waste on two video summaries of the Wheel Of Time:
youtu.be/YpJOwUD1oTo
youtu.be/zu1Xph5uLl4
Posted by: pookysgirl kinda married a Mat Cauthon at February 08, 2026 09:10 AM (Wt5PA)
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My reading this past week was a history of Thailand. I think it was written to be a textbook rather than a work of popular history because — while informative — it is dry, dry, dry.
There are (almost) no people in it. No anecdotes. Thailand's history has people like King Mongkut, King Bhumibol, Adolf Link (who turned a drugstore into a multinational conglomerate), Jim Thompson, not to mention various shady/colorful characters of the Vietnam era.
I was hoping to learn about more people like thenm, but this book is almost Marxist in its relentless focus on the Big Picture. Nobody chooses to do anything and we never really look into why they made a choice. Instead it's all big forces at work. (And, like Marxists, the US gets blamed for a lot.)
If I were teaching a history course I'd much rather use a bunch of gossipy period memoirs as the course reading than a dry textbook.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 09:10 AM (78a2H)
Mass market paperbacks -- used to have hundreds & hundreds of 'em. Now? Doubt I've got more than 3 dozen. Wear and tear took out some, most were replaced with ebooks as the eyes grew less happy with mass market print size (and for space saving). The ones I've got left are either signed copies or titles I haven't gotten around to replacing with ebooks yet. Loved the format, but mostly I just can't read it any more.
When I was first starting to buy books, that was THE format and it was available in every drug store and supermarket. And the range of available titles was flabbergasting compared to the not-much-more-than-bestsellers of the last decade or three. Some of the decline of the format, IMHO, was suicide by the publishers and distributors.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:10 AM (q3u5l)
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Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Three damn cold degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor.
The era of the mass market paperback is officially over, though I think there may be some niche markets that remain.
Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves, all slowly turning yellow. I know publishers still put out comic collections, but I haven't seen a MM one in decades.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (ufSfZ)
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I'm replacing my Donald Westlake hardbacks with paperbacks to gain shelf space, but I wonder whether I made the right call.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (p/isN)
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A great many of the books on my shelves are mass-market paperbacks, some from the 1960s like my James Bonds and Matt Helms; a lot of SF from the '70s and '80s like Larry Niven, Poul Anderson, and Stephen King, plus reissues and new works by Heinlein; and my top shelf of literature like Steinbeck, Herman Wouk, and others. And of course my complete set of the Man From U.N.C.L.E. original tie-in novels.
I well remember when I'd hit the various newsstands (what a quaint concept) downtown, or the local drugstore, to see what was new. And the local annual book fair, where I could find older Popular Library and Signet paperbacks for less than new ones cost (.40, .50, and then .60 cover prices).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)
20 Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves, all slowly turning yellow. I know publishers still put out comic collections, but I haven't seen a MM one in decades.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026
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I remember loads of ones from Peanuts. And joke books like 2000 Insults for All Occasions!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:13 AM (wzUl9)
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Wolfus, give up on Lies. I read both it and the sequel, and they never get better. IIRC, they were written during either the Reagan or Bush administrations, which, of course, was prime time for an author to whinge on about how terrible America is.
Spend your time wisely and read some Horde books.
Drop the zero and get with the hero, as that philosopher V. Ice once said.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:13 AM (ufSfZ)
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Runners. Shooters. Gangster lingo? No, New York tabloid terms, we're told in "America's Last Great Newspaper War: The Death of Print in a Two-Tabloid Town" by Mike Jaccarino, who spent the early 2000s as a "runner" for the New York Daily News, which has battled The New York Post for supremacy since Rupert Murdoch bought The Post in 1976.
Runners are reporters, and shooters are photographers. In the old days runners were called legmen, the ones who went out and bothered people in quest of the mighty "get" -- the interview, the quote, that would sell tomorrow's paper. They collected facts for rewrite men. (No cutesy term for them.) According to Jaccarino, this two-stage process was necessary because of the size of the NYC metro area. Before technology enabled reporters to send stories from the scene, their travel back to the newsroom to write the story would leave them less time to make deadline.
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Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:13 AM (p/isN)
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Tge newest Dreseden Files is on my to listen queue, so I am avoiding your review, Prof
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:13 AM (tcsrY)
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Oh ludlum was a lefty former theatre director some plots were outlandish the successors lustbader and freeman went really off the chain
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 09:14 AM (bXbFr)
Jaccarino mixes stories of the overall fight between the tabloids, including stunts, questionable boosting of circulation figures, and outright attacks on each other, with accounts of his stakeouts of news subjects. Many stakeouts wasted days, but neither side would dare take the chance that the competition would get the get.
I spent 30 years as a newspaper copy editor, and I loved the business. It saddens me to read about the chicanery that had no relation to the gathering and publication of news itself. It saddens me more to see what leftists did to journalism. And It really saddens me that I no longer care to read our city's newspaper. I don't even bother with the comics, and in my glory days I was in charge of preparing the features pages -- I got to read the comics a week in advance.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:14 AM (p/isN)
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If I was wearing either one of those pants I wouldn't be too concerned about an unanticipated shart.
I have about a 200 books setting around I need to give to charity. I'm done collecting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 08, 2026 09:15 AM (xFfhU)
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And of course a lot of classic SF was published as MMPB originals, or at least had hardcover editions so vanishingly tiny that the only copies you could get were in paperback.
Nowadays, fortunately, there are a number of small presses bringing out trade paperback editions of some classic works, but I'm worried that some authors will get overlooked and forgotten. Especially with the ongoing "everything written before Obama got elected was problematic" ideology.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 09:15 AM (78a2H)
This is a good old-man book; fictional, but insightful.
Posted by: Auspex at February 08, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)
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>>> We may need to created an Alibi Bank like the MoMee Bail Fund. "He couldn't have committed the murder, he was arguing with me about Ewok lore until 3 a.m.!"
Posted by: pookysgirl, using an alternate Chewbacca Defense at February 08, 2026 09:03 AM (Wt5PA)
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This week I finished Dr. Ed Feser's "Philosophy of Mind," which was excellent. It's an overview of the many and sundry theories concerning what the human mind is, and how it arises.
Also read Vox Day's very sarcastic takedown of The New Atheists (Dennett, Hitchens, Harris and Dawkins), called "The Irrational Atheist." An absolute evisceration of their endless foolishnesses.
I'm halfway through Vox Day's "Probability Zero," which shows that the mathematics just don't work for Darwinian Evolution. Mutations just can't be fixed in a population quickly enough for the millions of mutations to propagate into new forms.
Also still reading Blake Crouch's "Recursion." Got a little sidetracked by the nerdery mentioned immediately above.
How are ya all?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 09:17 AM (/RHNq)
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Over the last week I very much enjoyed 'The Receiver' by Seth Jaffe. It's been a while since I stayed awake pretty danged late in the night reading a thrilling yarn, and this one kept my attention. Like most books of this new trend, it's the first of several, so now the wait begins...
On the History side, I finished T.R. Fehrenbach's 'Comanches' detailing the history of that people, and also Robert Silverberg's 'The Pueblo Revolt' covering the events of the late 1600s in New Mexico/Far West Texas. Fehrenbach's work is richly detailed and doesn't glamorize his subjects, while Silverberg (yes, that Robert Silverberg) tells a very compelling tale with good knowledge of the landscape where it takes place. Excellent histories!
Posted by: Brewingfrog at February 08, 2026 09:17 AM (g8ume)
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My mass-market, "tie-in with the movie" paperback of The Haunting of Hill House has fallen apart in sections. Not too surprising, I bought it when I had to study it for high school English, but I have older paperbacks that are still in good shape.
I have a big mass-market tie-in edition of The Caine Mutiny, with photos not only from the movie with Bogart, but from the stage play of The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial with Lloyd Nolan and Henry Fonda (and a very young James Garner visible in one still).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:18 AM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:10 AM (q3u5l)
Not being able to read the print anymore is the main reason I read online. Using a 52" tv as a monitor. Most of my library is hardbounds or trade sized. I'll never get rid of the paperbacks. Asawa ko and kids can do that....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:18 AM (uQesX)
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OrangeEnt does your asawa & anake read your kinds of books?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (eZ5tL)
I think publishing is in an interesting place because while the mass-market books are going away, deluxe custom hardcover books are now the hot item. Indeed, some authors are selling premium limited-print run versions with extra chapters only available through certain retailers. Of course it's chicklit because there is no way men would put up with that crap.
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He got in a rut about recycling plots but he often showed us places we wouldnt havr known before ljke tien an men square two years before the events there (in the second bourne book)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (bXbFr)
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Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves, all slowly turning yellow. I know publishers still put out comic collections, but I haven't seen a MM one in decades.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (ufSfZ)
I bought all the Don Martin books. Still have them somewhere I think.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (uQesX)
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So, I have a few notes, some on reading, some not.
Not reading: I love tea, and especially loose leaf. I've been turned on to a company called Char Teas, who sell teas, accessories and tins online. My usual tipple now is "Winchester Breakfast," which they describe as "a rich Assam blended for the perfect start to the day."
When you order, they also drop in a couple of samples of other teas, and right now I am drinking the Jane Austen-themed "Regency Breakfast," which is a "stunning Chinese black tea. . .with an orchid-like fragrance and slight aftertaste."
They're a bit pricey, but if you like your tea, I recommend them: charteas.com.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (ufSfZ)
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I'm saddened by the inevitable decline and fall of the cheap paperback. How many wonderful hours have been spent reading these pocket portals to other worlds? The gloriously lurid covers shine brighter than those of the admittedly classier trade paperbacks.
Ah well, time marches on. I like my Kindle but it isn't love, baby, it's convenience.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (kpS4V)
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World war II was such a huge undertaking that one can spend hours drilling into one aspect or another and learn new things. Barrett Tillman in Whirlwind focuses on the air war against Japan and specifically the B-29 and its use in theater.
The B-29 program was more expensive than the Manhattan Project, with each of thousands of planes running close to three quarters of a million dollars apiece. Early in the deployment, planes flew from India to rudimentary fields in central China, and then to the coast, as well as missions from Alaska to bomb northern Japanese bases. As the island hopping campaign bore fruit, bombers were stationed at hard won bases in Saipan, Iwo Jima, and Tinian.
The book studies the development of the plane, the men involved in deploying it, and how the strategy of bombing developed in a theater where hundreds of miles of open ocean had to be crossed, with tiny islands as home base, and where missions lasted several hours. Tillman gives many accounts of individual airmen fighting in the Pacific, and reveals a lot of new information about the prosecution of this war, including the Japanese point of view.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (0U5gm)
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Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (ufSfZ)
Mom still has a shelf full of Wizard of Id and B. C. We all loved them.
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It was always striking to me how much better American paperbacks hold up than British ones. I've got DAW paperbacks printed before I was born that are still in good shape, but British books start shedding pages on the first read-through. I wonder if they were intended to be single-use and disposable, or if the Brits just forgot how to make a book.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 09:21 AM (78a2H)
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The only mass market paperbacks I have are THGTTG, a couple of Steven King books, Jaws, some James Patterson and that's about it, everything else is hardcover.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2026 09:22 AM (XV/Pl)
45Wolfus, give up on Lies. I read both it and the sequel, and they never get better. IIRC, they were written during either the Reagan or Bush administrations, which, of course, was prime time for an author to whinge on about how terrible America is.
Spend your time wisely and read some Horde books.
Drop the zero and get with the hero, as that philosopher V. Ice once said.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026
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Yes; I haven't noticed Loewen complaining about a Dem president since Wilson. (Maybe one negative line about L. Johnson.) When he throws aspersions, it seems always to be at an R president.
His thrust is supposed to be about how history textbooks leave essential things out, and he does get onto that, but I'm getting a distinct whiff of "Amurrica is turrible" as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)
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In my teen years I could afford mass market paper backs, and bought a large collection of "Man From Uncle" books. No idea what happened to them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 08, 2026 09:24 AM (dBJSR)
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Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (0U5gm)
Does he talk about the Martin Bomber building on Offutt AFB at all? It still had the factory tracks inside the last time I was there.
Posted by: pookysgirlthinks aviation history is cool at February 08, 2026 09:24 AM (Wt5PA)
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When I started buying mass market pbks around 1962 or 63, you could still find a few from Pocket Books priced at 35 cents. Mostly they were 50 and 60 cents, with Ace Books sf titles still mainly 40 and 45. You could finance a good chunk of your book habit with deposits from cast-off pop bottles. Almost all of my purchases were sf, but I remember the range of material at the late lamented (by me, anyway) Penner's pharmacy at 63d and Kedzie in Chicago Lawn. Signet Classics, Pocket's Folger Shakespeares, titles by Nabokov, Salinger, Isaac Singer, Hemingway, Faulkner, Anthony Powell, Updike, Cheever, Roth, Malamud, MacDonald (Ross and John D.), Chandler, Hammet, Westlake, Irwin Shaw... There was actually a mass market size (cover dimensions, thickness was not to be believed) paperback of the Columbia Viking Desk Encyclopedia, which I carted around in my book bag all the way through high school; amazed it held up -- the spine glues were better then too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:24 AM (q3u5l)
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I subsisted on second hand mass market paperbacks as a starving youngun but when I started buying favorite authors I switched to trade pb or hb because the pages don't turn yellow and brittle
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:25 AM (mnRhB)
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Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves, all slowly turning yellow. I know publishers still put out comic collections, but I haven't seen a MM one in decades.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (ufSfZ)
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Oh I had tons of them growing up. Peanuts (of course), B.C., The Wizard of Id, and MAD Magazine compilations, which was the only way to read stuff from the Kurtzman era.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 09:25 AM (kpS4V)
51Reading: I just finished A Hiker's Guide to Purgatory, by Michael Norton. It's about a 77-year old man who dies and finds himself in the middle of a vast forest / mountain range, wondering where he is, since it obviously can't be hell.
He's joined by his old. long-dead dog, Buddy and then an angel, Rage (dressed as a park ranger) who tells him he is in Purgatory and that Heaven lies at the end of the trail. He still has free will, so he can wander along for years or even stay where he is for as long as he wants.
The book describes his hike through the land, and the people he meets along the way. There's a lovely scene where he finds out why we RCCs are asked to pray for the souls in Purgatory and, towards the end, he's gifted with a pep talk from Jesus Himself.
As I said, RCC-themed. The author is obviously a hiker and some of the trip details can get dull, but if, like me, you're giving more and more thought to the next world, it's an interesting read.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:26 AM (ufSfZ)
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I feel like I spend too much time on AoS, yet was somehow unaware of Skip's sculpture. Very nice job. Book Thread will always be my favorite, Perfessor doing a fine job and have appreciated the weeks people have come of the bench with good threads.
Somehow none of past few weeks reading really standing out to prompt comments.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at February 08, 2026 09:27 AM (KaHlS)
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I continue reading Rick Atkinson's "The Fate of the Day: The War for America, Fort Ticonderoga to Charleston, 1777-1780 (Revolution Trilogy vol. 2 of 3).
I'm up to the end of 1777, with Washington's army freezing and starving in Valley Forge and King George III beginning to receive the start of bad news.
The book is ruined for me because I already know whose side I'm on.
Great read, as was volume 1. I've said in the past that Atkinson's writing style keeps me going into reading overtime as did Kenneth Roberts' Americana novels when I read them in my senior high school year.
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the spine glues were better then too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy
Bindings today are so crappy- even hard bound books fall apart almost immediately
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:27 AM (DoBxX)
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And pick note, that was carved from a solid log of maple by me, painted in Krylon for stone paint and the book was craft paints to look like a old leather book cover.
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 09:00 AM (Ia/+0)
Statue is very cool, Skip. Have you considered making gargoyles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2026 09:28 AM (8zz6B)
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I'm halfway through Vox Day's "Probability Zero," which shows that the mathematics just don't work for Darwinian Evolution. Mutations just can't be fixed in a population quickly enough for the millions of mutations to propagate into new forms.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 09:17 AM (/RHNq)
I read his blog page and have absolutely no idea what the science is he's unraveling, except I don't believe in Darwinism for other reasons. VD isn't his real name, so I wonder why he published these works of his under that name instead of his real one.
Interesting factoid: he doesn't like Sarah Hoyt for some reason.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:28 AM (uQesX)
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I have a few Pocket Books editions of Nero Wolfe and Ellery Queen, with their big disclaimer that the paperback contains the entire text of the hardback: "Not one word has been omitted." They are still holding up well.
There was a time, about 1966-1976 or a little later, when there were paperback-only bookshops -- for new books, that is. I bought several of the MfUs from such shops, along with pulp fiction like Carter Brown, adventures from Alistair Maclean, new Signet editions of Ellery Queen with cute girls on the cover that had nothing to do with the story inside, etc.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)
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Ugh, sorry. The angel's name is "Rafe," not "Rage."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:29 AM (ufSfZ)
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5 degrees here with a wind chill of minus 10. Spent yesterday cataloging my TBR piles. I have a little over 200 books I’ve yet to read. Hopefully, I live long enough to get it done. The biggest problem is that I keep buying more books. Not to mention the Kindle. I admit it. I’m a bookaholic.
I also donated seven boxes of books to the local Vets thrift shop last week. So I’m hoping that people will enjoy them the way I did.
Posted by: Uncle Slayton at February 08, 2026 09:29 AM (DTIWw)
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I'm reminded of a very large used book store that went out of business not long ago. I stopped in to buy some reading material for an upcoming TDY, and...wow it was rough.
It was like a museum of 80s mass market books, Danielle Steele and King and everyone else who cranked out pulp but very little else. The other big book used book store in the area (Curious Books) has some of that, but the owner skews to much more variety, especially actual literature, so one can find Waugh and Twain, and I got a bunch of Graham Greene books there.
But it also has lots of great military history and I picked up Ezell's Handguns of the World. Nothing like that at the other store, which was why it went under.
Those low-brow book stores were common back in the day because you get get trashy romances for 50 cents to the dollar (or in my case, fantasy and SF), but that market has vanished.
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I've mentioned a couple of times reading the Val and Arbie mystery series by Faith Martin. I've now finished the third and final book (although Kindle tells me I can now order the next in series scheduled for release January 2027). The author has several series so I decided to try another, the Ryder and Lovejoy series. I was surprised by the difference in tone. The V&A series, although being full fledged mysteries, contains quite a bit of humor. The R&L series is much more hard boiled with no discernible humor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 09:30 AM (J+Psw)
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Ugh, sorry. The angel's name is "Rafe," not "Rage."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:29 AM (ufSfZ)
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The Archangel Raphael, no doubt.
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Interesting factoid: he doesn't like Sarah Hoyt for some reason.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Isn't Vox Day quite anti-semitic?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (DoBxX)
65Not reading: I buy my milk in glass bottles from the local dairy. Occasionally, you find bottles from other dairies mixed in with the home team. They all have their own logo and address printed on the bottles, yet the common them seems to be that they all have the motto "Fresh and Local."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (ufSfZ)
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Statue is very cool, Skip. Have you considered making gargoyles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Perhaps a The View series. (Or would that be Gargirls?)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (J+Psw)
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Does he talk about the Martin Bomber building on Offutt AFB at all? It still had the factory tracks inside the last time I was there.
Posted by: pookysgirlthinks aviation history is cool
He spends a little time on the manufacturing and prototyping in the US, but most of the Martin discussion is focused on the Doolittle raid as a precursor to the overwhelming air war to come. He also takes some time on how difficult it was to overcome the cooling problems on the B-29 double row engines. In the first year of deployment, it looks like more planes were lost due to fires than to enemy action.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (0U5gm)
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The Archangel Raphael, no doubt.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Guide of travelers, that makes sense
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (DoBxX)
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Dad had all but a couple of Thorne Smith's comic novels from Pocket Books - got him the 2 he was missing (at K & B, Just Some Guy!) when they were re-issued in the '80s.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (NcvvS)
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Interesting factoid: he doesn't like Sarah Hoyt for some reason.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:28 AM (uQesX)
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It's not unknown for politically aligned people to hate each other personally. Outside of the current left, which now emphasizes lockstep conformity, such intraparty feuds were more common.
71The Archangel Raphael, no doubt.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 09:31 AM (ZOv7s)
I never thought of that!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (ufSfZ)
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Sarahs just too cheerful for him, he livex in norway to be properly spenglerism but so does bruce bawer
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (bXbFr)
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Vox Day is the smartest guy on the planet. Read him enough and he will wear you out. Some things he writes about are true. Some sarc here.
Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at February 08, 2026 09:34 AM (KaHlS)
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OrangeEnt does your asawa & anake read your kinds of books?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:19 AM (eZ5tL)
vmom, you mean the kinds I read, or write? Either way, the answer is no. Kid's still in middle school, so reading is assigned works. She reads Five Nights at Freddy's and Warriors. Oldest is out of state, have no idea what she reads. Wife reads online news and stuff. Doesn't really read books. I think she only has a few around the house.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:34 AM (uQesX)
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Yes! I have a lot of John D. MacDonald's novels, the Travis McGees and many others. Whenever I see a paperback with his name on it, I usually grab it unless I have a good-quality edition of it already.
There were also the "Alfred Hitchcock" anthologies. AH had really nothing to do with them except leasing or lending his name. But the editors were really good, and for about twenty years after WWII, the anthologies presented classic suspense stories, supernatural tales, etc. Around 1965 they started shoveling stories from the mystery magazine into the collections, giving us rather prosaic crime fiction, and I lost interest in them. But some of those earlier ones were among the first paperbacks I ever bought as a kid, and I still have them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
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And yes, per the cartoon above, big hardbacks can bonk you on the head when you nod off in bed, but a Kindle thwacking you in the teeth is just as dangerous.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 09:35 AM (kpS4V)
77Sarahs just too cheerful for him, he livex in norway to be properly spenglerism but so does bruce bawer
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026
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I haven't been back to his site in some time, but I thought Vox Day lived in Italy? Did he move?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
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Digressing for a moment -- anybody remember the "M*A*S*H" episode in which Hawkeye ripped a paperback mystery apart so he could share it? Altruistic, but it made me wince.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (p/isN)
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A lot of hardcovers are glued now rather than sewn. When they started doing that, IIRC, they referred to it as Perfect Binding -- a damn lie if ever I heard one.
Paperback cartoon collections in mass market? Oh, yeah. Peanuts, BC, Wizard of Id, Mad Magazine's stuff, reprints of Bradbury adaptations from the old EC comics. And then there was the non-cartoon stuff by Jack Douglas (My Brother Was an Only Child, and others), and my favorite at age 12 -- The Best of Sick Jokes, all of which I inflicted on anyone unfortunate enough to get within earshot. Years later, I found another copy at a flea market and gave it to my then 12 year old brother who inflicted them on everyone in the family all over again. This may be my greatest lifetime triumph.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (q3u5l)
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Good morning fellow Book Threadists. I hope everyone had a great week of reading. The miserably cold and icy weather lately has 'encouraged' my reading.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (yTvNw)
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Bindings today are so crappy- even hard bound books fall apart almost immediately
Posted by: vmom
The same can be said about hiking and athletic shoe soles. I think the greens have destroyed the adhesives market.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:37 AM (0U5gm)
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I was half kidding but i did think he lived in northerm climes
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 09:37 AM (bXbFr)
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He spends a little time on the manufacturing and prototyping in the US, but most of the Martin discussion is focused on the Doolittle raid as a precursor to the overwhelming air war to come. He also takes some time on how difficult it was to overcome the cooling problems on the B-29 double row engines. In the first year of deployment, it looks like more planes were lost due to fires than to enemy action.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (0U5gm)
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My grandfather was a navigator on transport running cargo across the Atlantic (working both northern and southern routes). Among their high-priority items (mostly personnel) were engine parts because key components wore out very fast so I guess they made up the cargo by included that lest transport space go to waste.
They also evacuated wounded who needed long-term care from England to free up bed space. Spending 8 hours in a noisy unpressurized cabin must have been real comfortable.
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Years later, I found another copy at a flea market and gave it to my then 12 year old brother who inflicted them on everyone in the family all over again. This may be my greatest lifetime triumph.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (q3u5l)
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A magnificent legacy. Don't break the chain, kid!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 09:38 AM (kpS4V)
85Writing: I haven't got my mojo back, but I have been doing some work on my novel. With retirement next week, I'm trying to get back into my page-a-day habit from M-F, using Saturdays to type and edit.
Part of this is spurred by my friend Dorrie Parsons' continued success with her series and her agent's push for turning the first book into either a feature film or a limited-episode series. I am proud of her, but also very envious (an emotion I am trying desperately to bury), so I want to finish my novel and get it out there.
I've sent CBD my Book Thread for March 1. I still need to do a page today and also write a column for the spring issue of Ripperologist, when I can find a topic. That last project must be done this week!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:39 AM (ufSfZ)
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the spine glues were better then too.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:24 AM (q3u5l)
Spine glues went to crap when they stopped making it out of horses!
Posted by: Glu Gluten's Glue Factory at February 08, 2026 09:40 AM (uQesX)
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Skip, I have 'Army at Dawn' by Atkinson in my bookcase. I got it for my Dad years ago but since he passed away it came back to me.
Should I read this or start with Atkinson's book on the American Revolution?
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:41 AM (DoBxX)
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MP4, did Clara Bow ever cross paths with Erte? He seems such a quirky character, beginning with his name, which is his initials R and T, so he wouldn't shame his noble Russian family after he ran away to Paris. He designed sets for both plays and movies, probably more in France than the States, so Clara might have met him.
Posted by: Wenda at February 08, 2026 09:41 AM (tgwMD)
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I must confess to not having bought a Mass Market Paperback in a long, long time. But they were a staple of my childhood. I had a big collection of them, and I spent many an afternoon walking up and down the sci-fi/fantasy isle of my local library, searching for my next read, which was usually an MMP.
Not a fan of the oddly-sized paperback that seems to have populated the shelves in recent years. They just....look and feel wrong. At least for new/recent releases.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 09:42 AM (Lhaco)
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One Jack the Ripper theory I have not seen yet is that Queen Victoria herself was the killer. I imagine it is only a matter of time.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:42 AM (0U5gm)
Yes, I have passed a rather worn copy of The Best of Sick Jokes on to the offspring and the grandtots, in hopes that they will go and do likewise.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:42 AM (q3u5l)
93There are strange objects in the great abyss, and the seeker of dreams must take care not to stir up or meet the wrong ones. H.P. Lovecraft (The Strange High House in the Mist, Weird Tales, October, 1931
Ive taken to reading some of these in their original form by way of the Internet Archive. This particular issue is filled with amazing authors.
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I never thought of that!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (ufSfZ)
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It's further proof that it's a Catholic book because he appears only in Tobit, which is not in the abbreviated Protestant canon, thought it is in the Orthodox and Coptic canons as well. Tobit is a rather amusing book and a challenge for the "Bible is literal history" crowd because the events are so odd. Fish guts repel demons? Why is Sarah being stalked so that all seven of her previous husbands are killed on their wedding night?
It's interesting that when the Pharisees challenged Jesus on the idea of life after death, that was the specific example they brought up.
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Twelve Months was sorely needed after Peace Talks/Battle Ground, and Butcher publicly acknowledged the fact. Someone on Reddit wrote that it seems that Butcher writes these kind of quiet, Dresden-catches-up-with-himself kind of books after major turning point books. Ghost Story, too, was radically different from the previous Dresden stories, but it allows for Dresden to reflect on events, learn and eventually grow by the end.
But dammit, I've never wept so much as I did through Twelve Months. You can tell that Butcher was writing out his own personal walk through pain and loss, and how he got through it. Indeed, I believe there was a NYT article a year or so back about his suicide attempt, so . . .
Posted by: Shinjinrui at February 08, 2026 09:45 AM (xNMCe)
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As a penurious youth, all I could buy were paperbacks, but now I seek out hardback books, and when I find a hard version of one of my existing books, I swap it out as well. The glues may be inferior now, but I think the paper used in hardbacks is still much better than in paperbacks.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:46 AM (0U5gm)
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 08, 2026 09:47 AM (gbOdA)
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rudimentary fields in central China, and then to the coast
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There is footage of Chinese peasants patiently breaking larger rock into gravel to build airsttherip for the B-29s. I probably saw it on the old World At War BBC series.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 09:48 AM (J+Psw)
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Have begun my next attempt at Bleak House. Wish me luck.
Wolfus, I skimmed through sections of one that may be of some interest to you (and maybe other Hordelings too). It's called The Novelizers and it deals with mass market movie and TV tie-ins. There's some material on the UNCLE books in there as well as other series stuff (I Spy, Space 1999, etc). Author is Richard Spencer, published by Bearmanor Media, a house that deals in film, radio, tv related titles. He's just done a second edition but the first is still available too (free read for Kindle Unlimited members).
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:49 AM (q3u5l)
Not that I'm aware of, Wenda, but she may have. She was with Paramount, and the brief references I can find online have him working with MGM.
This is a Bow dress he might have inspired:
https://tinyurl.com/2ttfefny
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:50 AM (ufSfZ)
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As I said, RCC-themed. The author is obviously a hiker and some of the trip details can get dull, but if, like me, you're giving more and more thought to the next world, it's an interesting read.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression)
Thank you for this recommendation. On my TBR now.
I recall that Niven and Pournelle wrote a very funny and interesting novel back in the 70s called "Inferno," which is about a sci-fi writer who finds himself in Hell, Dante-like, and must navigate all the levels, with some help from a couple of other shades. Pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 09:50 AM (/RHNq)
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B-29 was an incredible gamble, made by Harley “Hap” Arnold. They ordered 250 before a prototype bad even been built, much less flown. They had a lot of problems with it, especially engines catching on fire.
They were concerned the UK would be invaded and thus not able to be used as a staging area for bombing. Imagine having to take off from Maine instead of East Anglia to bomb Schweinfurt.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 09:50 AM (+/0+/)
103Not a fan of the oddly-sized paperback that seems to have populated the shelves in recent years. They just....look and feel wrong. At least for new/recent releases.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026
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Yes . . . so many of the Jack Reacher series is in that slightly longer format. There are no more words per page, as far as I can tell; maybe less. But apparently the book *looks* big enough to justify the price.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)
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Skip, I have 'Army at Dawn' by Atkinson in my bookcase. I got it for my Dad years ago but since he passed away it came back to me.
Should I read this or start with Atkinson's book on the American Revolution?
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
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A friend of mine loaned my An Army at Dawn and he liked it very much. I was disappointed. Maybe my expectations were unrealistic, but I was expecting either something like the work of Cornelius Ryan or maybe Paul Brickhill (lots of eyewitness accounts), or a more detailed analysis of organization and doctrine, which was what I wanted to know more about.
His writing style was also unremarkable, but maybe he improved later on.
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Book of Tobit is on my to read list this month
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (DoBxX)
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One Jack the Ripper theory I have not seen yet is that Queen Victoria herself was the killer. I imagine it is only a matter of time.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:42 AM (0U5gm)
Lol.
From now on I will call her "Rippin' Vicky, the Killer Queen," and when anyone asks me why, I'll subject them to a tendentious rodomontade for over an hour about my theory.
I just need to work on my material.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (BI5O2)
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I'm halfway through Vox Day's "Probability Zero," which shows that the mathematics just don't work for Darwinian Evolution. Mutations just can't be fixed in a population quickly enough for the millions of mutations to propagate into new forms.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 09:17 AM (/RHNq)
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Yup. Last year I read Dr. Lee Spetner's 1996 book "Not By Chance." Gets mathematically and scientifically (genetics) technical but you really have to be a Darwin Award Winner to try to claim otherwise.
Bonus: some very intelligent design animation for us all:
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Given what we've seen with licensing issues involving digital media, mostly video and audio/music, it would be a shame to see print media go away. While convenient for many, digital books could "disappear" from various outlets due to any number of factors. However a physical copy of a book is forever yours in your hand (or as long as the binding, etc. hold out)!
Posted by: Shinjinrui at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (xNMCe)
109I recall that Niven and Pournelle wrote a very funny and interesting novel back in the 70s called "Inferno," which is about a sci-fi writer who finds himself in Hell, Dante-like, and must navigate all the levels, with some help from a couple of other shades. Pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026
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There's some humor in it, but not much. Niven said that he and Pournelle wrote it fast -- they didn't want to spend any more time in Hell than they had to!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
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80 Digressing for a moment -- anybody remember the "M*A*S*H" episode in which Hawkeye ripped a paperback mystery apart so he could share it? Altruistic, but it made me wince.
As I recall there was several plot complications, supply not arriving, no mail, not many casualties, anything for entertainment. Also the last page was missing so the ended up making some "unauthorized" stuff to talk with the author and get a solution to the mystery
I can't stand Alda but understand "Hawkeye". He cuts off arms and legs........often to children. That's gotta boil your brain
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (jrgJz)
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"I have to admit I've never read anything by Jules Verne. I know that sounds like heresy from a guy like me who loves science fiction. I've read H.G. Wells, but not Verne. I should probably rectify that someday. Jules Verne's works are in the public domain, so I really have no excuse NOT to read his stories. I guess I'll add that to the TBR pile for this year."
Perfessor,
Wells had some interesting premises but I never cared for his style and despised his politics: Labour Party and Fabian Society, etc. Verne was much more inventive for my taste. The key to enjoying Verne is the translation. I've found the translations by Frederick Paul Walter to be vastly better than earlier versions, especially the public domain ones. Verne had a subtle sense of humor as well as a Victorian era sense of adventure (think of H. Rider Haggard) but those qualities got lost in the translations. And don't get me started on the Disney versions. They were fun movies for kids but not a speck on the books.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)
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Hey anyone notice that 2 or 3 upcoming sifi movie are also semi-comedy?
Taco Garys
Good luck have fun dont die
Are 2 I keep seeing
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 08, 2026 09:52 AM (gbOdA)
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What were the titles of that series of paperback joke books in the '70s? They all began with the same wording, then ended with the particular category: dirty, ethnic, golf(?), etc. I'd like to find those again.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:52 AM (p/isN)
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There is footage of Chinese peasants patiently breaking larger rock into gravel to build airsttherip for the B-29s. I probably saw it on the old World At War BBC series.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
The one thing China could provide was a massive amount of labor, and apparently they would build fields or repair bomb damaged runways in a remarkably fast timeline, using farm tools.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:53 AM (0U5gm)
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I have learned how to glue book bindings back (quick & dirty method) so there's that.
Need Norbond type glue
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:53 AM (DoBxX)
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I've also started reading William Mann's Black Dahlia: Murder, Monsters and Madness in Midcentury Hollywood. It's not as gripping as his earlier Tinseltown, which was about the 1922 murder of Paramount director Bill Taylor, but I'm sticking with it (I'm only three chapters in). I'd like to settle down with it, but life interrupts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:54 AM (ufSfZ)
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It has only recently come to my attention that back in the 80's Marvel published a comic called 'The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones!' Somehow, that book has fallen completely out of public consciousness, even among comic nerds. Shocking, especially because John F'n Byrne was the writer and artist of the series! For the first two issues. But those were good issues!
I've now read the first 12 issues, and while the regular creative teams are not quite on the level of John Byrne, there is some real talent on the book. And a few good stories, even if most of them are afraid to expand beyond the story structure established by Raiders of the Lost Ark. And, alas, one or two issues can be fairly dismissed as 'just a comic-book spin-off.'
But, hey, the book does include Marion Ravenwood as a regular character! And there is no sign of any Crystal Skull or Dial of Destiny. There is no deconstruction, and the author is never mocking, insulting or trying to replace Indy. So it is at least in keeping with the original trilogy.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 09:54 AM (Lhaco)
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Isn't Vox Day quite anti-semitic?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (DoBxX)
He does read that way. Claims to be more Christian than Paul (my analogy) but has animus against Jews.
Wonder how that will play when standing in front of the chief Jew?
He does make a lot of good points against "Globo-Homo," but seems to admire China and Russia a bit too much.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:54 AM (uQesX)
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Good morning fellow book enthusiasts.
All the way up to 16 degrees here and everything still iced over making walking outside treacherous. Because of this I actually started and finished an entire book this week.
I read Jayne Ann Krentz's The Shop on Hidden Lane which continues her Fogg Lake psychic stories series. If you've read this series, this new installment does not disappoint. This is good news because so many of the authors like this I have read in the past, seem to have lost the magic.
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I can't stand Alda but understand "Hawkeye". He cuts off arms and legs........often to children. That's gotta boil your brain
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 08, 2026 09:51 AM (jrgJz)
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M*A*S*H is one of the prime examples of the movie being better than the book. See also: "Jaws."
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Not reading: I buy my milk in glass bottles from the local dairy. Occasionally, you find bottles from other dairies mixed in with the home team. They all have their own logo and address printed on the bottles, yet the common them seems to be that they all have the motto "Fresh and Local."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:32 AM (ufSfZ)
Hee hee!
Posted by: Big Glass at February 08, 2026 09:55 AM (uQesX)
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And you know, Wenda, you gave me an idea to give Erte a cameo in my novel. I still have to make room for Valentino and Gloria Swanson, so I might as well add him to the cast of cameos.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:55 AM (ufSfZ)
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Regarding the demise of paperbacks, is the number of new books written down dramatically as well? If not, then the cause can be blamed on digital formats. If so, it may be due more to the myriad alternative distractions afforded by technology and the general drop in attention spans and the intentional and incidental dumbing down of society they have wrought. Not to mention the idiotic woke mind virus that has destroyed most aspects of culture, literature included, in its quest to extinguish the pale, the male, the stale...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 08, 2026 09:56 AM (cvMzD)
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At DM: "The devastating new Ozempic side effects bombshell that no one saw coming: exploding body parts."
TL;DR: Armpits. Exploding armpits. Nobody could have seen that coming.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 09:56 AM (N8ZBc)
125Wolfus, I skimmed through sections of one that may be of some interest to you (and maybe other Hordelings too). It's called The Novelizers and it deals with mass market movie and TV tie-ins. There's some material on the UNCLE books in there as well as other series stuff (I Spy, Space 1999, etc). Author is Richard Spencer, published by Bearmanor Media, a house that deals in film, radio, tv related titles. He's just done a second edition but the first is still available too (free read for Kindle Unlimited members).
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026
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JSG, that would be fascinating. I know Walter Wager wrote the I Spy tie-in novels and the first Mission: Impossible under a pen name (John Tiger), but I've always wondered about some of the others: who they were, how they got the gigs, did they care about the material or was it just a job, etc.
The M: I novel by "Tiger" was very well done, plotted much like the TV series of those days, with Dan Briggs as the leader. Wager/Tiger even gives us some bio material on Dan that the TV series never had time for.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)
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One of the odd but useful skills I picked up randomly is converting paperbacks to hardbacks. It's not that hard, actually. I was motivated because I have a large collection of Georgette Heyer paperbacks that are almost impossible to find in any other form (they did eventually put out a bunch in ebook). The things you do for the conversion are also useful for repairing hardbacks, should they need it. The instructor for the course was a VERY odd duck, almost like a Johnny Appleseed of bookbinding, making sure every student left the class with various Useful Tools so they would continue the craft.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (U6Xd/)
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It's not unknown for politically aligned people to hate each other personally. Outside of the current left, which now emphasizes lockstep conformity, such intraparty feuds were more common.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 09:33 AM (ZOv7s)
I think he straight out said she can never be a real American because she's an immigrant.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (uQesX)
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Kristi Noem confirms Jacob Frey and Tim Walz released 490 violent offenders—homicide suspects, s*xual offenders, and dr*g traffickers—instead of transferring them to ICE from local jails.
And Progressive tell us they are the nice guys.
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (gbOdA)
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B-29 was an incredible gamble, made by Harley “Hap” Arnold. They ordered 250 before a prototype bad even been built, much less flown. They had a lot of problems with it, especially engines catching on fire.
They were concerned the UK would be invaded and thus not able to be used as a staging area for bombing. Imagine having to take off from Maine instead of East Anglia to bomb Schweinfurt.
Posted by: Common Tater
And interestingly, it was never used in the European theater.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (0U5gm)
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He does make a lot of good points against "Globo-Homo," but seems to admire China and Russia a bit too much.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:54 AM (uQesX)
Well, any is too much. They are both asshoe.
I think when a lot of people look around and say "the West is asshoe," they're correct, but then they cast about looking for countries to prefer in the misconception that somebody has to be the good guy.
They don't. Good guys are the historical exceptions that prove the normal rule that everyone is asshoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 09:58 AM (BI5O2)
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One Jack the Ripper theory I have not seen yet is that Queen Victoria herself was the killer. I imagine it is only a matter of time.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
Well, Shakespeare was a black lesbian so . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 09:58 AM (J+Psw)
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The 'These pants' link reminded me of being excited about the Superbowl and team sports in general. That was years ago and I forgot it was today. The NFL, NBA, and MLB drove me away with their woke social crap. Oh well, more time for reading and hobbies.
If any Horde members have a favorite team in the game (hi, Nurse), I hope it goes well for you.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)
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At DM: "The devastating new Ozempic side effects bombshell that no one saw coming: exploding body parts."
TL;DR: Armpits. Exploding armpits. Nobody could have seen that coming.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 09:56 AM (N8ZBc)
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I've never met Sarah Hoyt, and her genre is definitely not my own, but I can't say anything bad about her because she praised my last novel, The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of, and e-mailed me basically saying hurry up and write the next one, because I want to see what happens to the characters!
For a self-published nobody, that's encouraging praise.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 10:00 AM (ufSfZ)
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There were also the "Alfred Hitchcock" anthologies. AH had really nothing to do with them except leasing or lending his name. But the editors were really good, and for about twenty years after WWII, the anthologies presented classic suspense stories, supernatural tales, etc.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)
"So tell me, how the the blood get on the underside of this rock?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:00 AM (uQesX)
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I finally, finally, FINALLY (that's three finallys) started The Wealth Of Nations by Adam Smith via audio book.
Have been promising myself I'd do it for years.
Takes a little getting used to what with the dated language and all, but it's holding my interest.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 08, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
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Since diving (heh) into books about submarines I found a book about NR-1 “America’s Secret Sub” by Lee Vyborney, an early top secret tiny nuclear plant powered craft that could dive to 3000’. Has a few anecdotes about Rickover, who piqued my interest enough to download his biography. There’s a website that has a section exclusively devoted to veterans recounting an ass chewing they received during the interviews he gave for selection.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:00 AM (+/0+/)
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series.
Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects.
He is writing the screenplay for Mistborn right now so it should be true to the books. People already offering cast ideas. There will be a wait however. 2028 is the delivery date.
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I have learned how to glue book bindings back (quick & dirty method) so there's that.
Need Norbond type glue
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I have done that with some hard to find books I acquired cheaply because they were in bad condition, but they can be rescued if the problem is the binding.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 10:01 AM (0U5gm)
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The one thing China could provide was a massive amount of labor, and apparently they would build fields or repair bomb damaged runways in a remarkably fast timeline, using farm tools.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 09:53 AM (0U5gm)
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People who throw shade at the Nationalist contribution to the war effort typically have no idea of the crippling lack of industrial capacity they had to contend with. China did have some modern arsenals capable of producing quality firearms, but raw materials were very short after the Japanese pushed them into the interior. Total production of Hanyang rifles over 40 years was only 1 million units. The Zhong Zheng (aka Chiang Kai-shek Rifle) Mauser Kar98k had 350,000 units produced through its entire production run. That's it. Millions of people, thousands of rifles.
Despite that disparity, the Nationalists did beat the Japanese in the open field. The Communists sat out the war, making one (disastrous) attempt against the Japanese before going back into hiding.
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I remember a friend in high school got an Italian-Polish joke book to poke fun at me and my Polish-American friend, and we would hit back with Scottish jokes from Monty Python. It was a more knockabout hurly-burly era
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:01 AM (kpS4V)
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I’ve recently been re-reading the Lord of the Rings. It’s been at least 25 years since I last read it… I’m now in the last volume. What sticks out to me after all this time is how absolutely simple is the basic plot line: Frodo has to get to Mount Doom and throw the ring in. Simple! But Tolkien’s genius was how he weaved all the details to get to the end…. Since I’m now in volume three, I’m just now reading about Aragorn summoning the army of the dead. I’ve always felt this was the weakest part of the story; too much suspension of disbelief… lots of other “magic” in the tale but that army seems forced. After all, if/when Frodo destroys the Ring, Sauron could’ve been defeated without the army of the dead, right? But who am I to question Tolkien’s choices??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 08, 2026 10:02 AM (xT8gx)
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I'm running out of room up here, so I've hauled all my books down to the empty first-floor unit. I read physical books so rarely (bathroom books excepted,) I don't expect to need one very often.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:02 AM (N8ZBc)
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Digressing for a moment -- anybody remember the "M*A*S*H" episode in which Hawkeye ripped a paperback mystery apart so he could share it? Altruistic, but it made me wince.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (p/isN)
Is that the episode where one of the nurses is reading Jaws?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:02 AM (uQesX)
145 It has only recently come to my attention that back in the 80's Marvel published a comic called 'The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones!' Somehow, that book has fallen completely out of public consciousness, even among comic nerds. Shocking, especially because John F'n Byrne was the writer and artist of the series! For the first two issues. But those were good issues! . . .
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026
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There were original IJ tie-in novels published in the '80s, just as there were Star Treks. I've never read any of them. If the current owners of the franchise had any sense, they'd find those, read them, and buy the rights to the best ones so they could produce *real* Indiana Jones adventure stories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)
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There’s a website that has a section exclusively devoted to veterans recounting an ass chewing they received during the interviews he gave for selection.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:00 AM (+/0+/)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:03 AM (kpS4V)
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I read his blog page and have absolutely no idea what the science is he's unraveling, except I don't believe in Darwinism for other reasons. VD isn't his real name, so I wonder why he published these works of his under that name instead of his real one.
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I think Vox Day is a play on "Vox Dei." His real name is Theodore Robert Beale.
His main argument is a maths one. Each alleged random mutation has to become "fixed" in a population. Darwinism says humans and chimps come from a common ancestor. There are 40 million differences between the chimp and human genomes, thus each genome must have had 20 million changes from the genome of the common ancestors.
Day shows that using the known rates of "fixation" of mutations, only several hundred mutations could be fixed in the human/chimp genomes over the past 4 to 13 million years, far short of what's necessary for "fixation" of those mutations in the populations.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 10:03 AM (/RHNq)
148 "So tell me, how the the blood get on the underside of this rock?"
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OE, that is familiar. I can't place the story or author right now; do you know it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)
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> It's not unknown for politically aligned people to hate each other personally.
Hmm... as far as I can tell the only thing Vox Day is aligned with is...promoting Vox Day. He's nearly as narcissistic as Cory Doctorow.
He CAN turn out workman-like SF -- way better than some of the DEI pap that passes for SF nowadays. You could do worse if you're looking for a quick read, plus it will infuriate the leftist shitheads that control most of "mainstream" SF nowadays. He is, of course, a bit of a shithead himself, but if I boycotted every work of art whose creator was a shithead, well, I wouldn't be doing much reading, or listening to music, or...
As far as Jules Verne goes, unless you can read him in the original French, it's important to note that the translations vary in quality. A lot. I've seen Verne "translations" where you wonder if the translator even spoke French, instead writing his own attempt at a story working from an outline of a Verne book. I think that was an artifact of the public domain status. For a long time any cheapjack publisher could hire a "translator" to crank out "translations" of Verne to make a quick buck. There's some real shit out there. Caveat lector.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:04 AM (IG3/x)
I enjoyed that series, especially once David Michelinie and Kerry Gammill took over. Then poof -- they were gone, and the series stumbled toward cancellation.
Looking back, I think Marvel was in too much of a rush to publish, and nobody put any thought into how they would keep the series going after the Byrne issues.
It's a shame -- Indiana Jones could have had all sorts of adventures.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 10:05 AM (p/isN)
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"Vox Dei" meaning "Voice of God," which is a much cooler moniker than "Theodore R. Beale."
Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 10:05 AM (/RHNq)
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WRT to the Whitechapel Murders, I don't recall ever coming across the theory that Victoria was the killer, though the "Royal Ripper" theory (in which her grandson, Prince Albert Victor, wielded the knife) has been bouncing around since the early 1970s.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ufSfZ)
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I've noticed a general diminution of enthusiasm for the Super Bowl this year. And I'm in Pats country, which in the past has meant car-burning riots whenever they won or lost a game. This year . . . not so much. I'm sure people are having some watch parties, but nobody's really talking about it, not even the radio DJs.
I suspect there will be "surprisingly" low viewership numbers for the game, which will be blamed on Trump.
Frankly, I think the pro sports organizations have alienated their core audience. Seems like the target market now is people who watch sports ironically.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 10:05 AM (78a2H)
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My best friend is Irish and we've savaged each other with Jew and Mick jokes since the age of 14.
This is normal behavior still - we're just all pretending it's not in public, as we do with all other normal things, in this strange time of ours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:06 AM (BI5O2)
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A few additional thoughts on the 'Further Adventures of Indiana Jones' comics; As far as I can tell, they've only ever been reprinted as a trade paperback once, back in 2008. Those collections are long out of print, and look to be just as expensive as buying the original 1980s comic books.
But note that date; they were reprinted to cash in on the hype of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie. No such attempt was made with the more recent Dial of Destiny movie. Even though both Marvel and Lucasfilm are now owned by the same parent company of Disney, and even through Marvel publishes a new Star Wars omnibus every 3 months...For some reason, no one wants to republish Indiana Jones stories.
If I were into conspiracy theories, I would suggest that Lucasfilm was wanting to replace Indiana Jones in his most recent outing, and didn't want any older media on the market that, that would have reminded people why they liked Indy in the first place. Which might explain why 'The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles' also remains obscure and hard to find.
Or maybe they just didn't want to re-release older media that would outshine their crappy new product....
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:06 AM (Lhaco)
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'"Vox Dei" meaning "Voice of God," which is a much cooler moniker than "Theodore R. Beale."'
Cool, and so modest too, for an author.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:06 AM (N8ZBc)
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I had the I Spy tie-ins back when they first came out. I recall nothing about them except that a) I enjoyed them, and b) while they were fun they couldn't quite catch the Culp-Cosby style of banter (hell, who could?). Wager gave them a senior guy they reported to regularly; the series did little of that.
There's presumably an UNCLE novel, never published in pbk, that's floated around in xerox pages and on the web as well, called The Final Affair that wraps up the whole series. Think he said David McDaniel did that one. (And once, p.o.ed at Ace's slowness to pay, McDaniel IIRC had the first letters of one of his UNCLE novel's chapter titles spell out the sentence 'AA Wyn is a tightwad.'
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 10:06 AM (q3u5l)
158The feminist movement died a millisecond after impact. LOL. Do writers come away from good books shaking their heads with "why didn't I say that!" or can you actual enjoy the book. . . .
Posted by: Fenrisulven at February 08, 2026
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From Niven & Pournelle's Lucifer's Hammer!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (wzUl9)
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— H.P. Lovecraft (The Strange High House in the Mist, Weird Tales, October, 1931
I’ve taken to reading some of these in their original form by way of the Internet Archive. This particular issue is filled with amazing authors.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 08, 2026 09:44 AM (EXyHK)
Weird Tales has been resurrected, but I'm sure it won't be the same:
https://www.weirdtales.com
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (uQesX)
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Tom Servo, I saw you mention Will Cuppy on the Tech thread.
Will Cuppy was from my town. Ms. Lurker and I contributed some money a few years ago to have a state historical marker placed in front of the house he was born and raised in. I was surprised to see his name come up.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (3ZVqj)
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“It's further proof that it's a Catholic book because he appears only in Tobit, which is not in the abbreviated Protestant canon, thought it is in the Orthodox and Coptic canons as well. Tobit is a rather amusing book and a challenge for the "Bible is literal history" crowd because the events are so odd. Fish guts repel demons? Why is Sarah being stalked so that all seven of her previous husbands are killed on their wedding night?”
That’s why it was dropped from the Protestant canon. I’m reminded of another pair that were dropped that I find historically fascinating: 1st and 2nd Maccabees. I think Luther read through them and like Hedly Lamar, said “naah - too Jewish!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (JbyEi)
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Is the pointless bitching and moaning lamp lit? Because I saw a true crime show on ID about a homo who was murdered by his husband. They had a second house equipped with a torture chamber to entertain their friends. The presenter went on and on about what swell, swell guys they were, real assets to the community.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 10:08 AM (J+Psw)
Well, several. The past weeks my bedtime reading has been Clancey's 'Executive Orders'. This has been a trial because of the mass of the book. Hardback, 874 pages, and the print isn't at all large. Just holding the book up is a bit of a distraction.
Checking Goodread reviews, I found multiple comments about a length of as much as 1300 pages, which would have been paperback versions. Quite chunky books, I expect.
At any rate, hardbacks are my considered books. Not that I don't possess plenty of paperbacks, I just do not hold them in the same regard.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:09 AM (XeU6L)
164I had the I Spy tie-ins back when they first came out. I recall nothing about them except that a) I enjoyed them, and b) while they were fun they couldn't quite catch the Culp-Cosby style of banter (hell, who could?). Wager gave them a senior guy they reported to regularly; the series did little of that.
There's presumably an UNCLE novel, never published in pbk, that's floated around in xerox pages and on the web as well, called The Final Affair that wraps up the whole series. Think he said David McDaniel did that one. (And once, p.o.ed at Ace's slowness to pay, McDaniel IIRC had the first letters of one of his UNCLE novel's chapter titles spell out the sentence 'AA Wyn is a tightwad.'
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026
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Wager got a lot of the Culp-Cosby chatter right, as I recall.
As for Final Affair, I've read it. It would have needed some reworking to make it a solid MfU novel -- I understand Terry Carr at Ace did a lot of that for McDaniel's earlier books -- but it has a lot to recommend it.
The novel with the "tightwad" reference is No. 8, The Monster Wheel Affair -- to me, probably McDaniel's best overall MfU novel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:10 AM (wzUl9)
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*People who throw shade at the Nationalist contribution to the war effort typically have no idea of the crippling lack of industrial capacity they had to contend with. China did have some modern arsenals capable of producing quality firearms, but raw materials were very short after the Japanese pushed them into the interior. Total production of Hanyang rifles over 40 years was only 1 million units. The Zhong Zheng (aka Chiang Kai-shek Rifle) Mauser Kar98k had 350,000 units produced through its entire production run. That's it. Millions of people, thousands of rifles.*
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"The military wins the battle. The economy wins the war."
Posted by: Pretty much every Pentagon bathroom stall graffiti at February 08, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)
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> I think he straight out said she can never be a real American because she's an immigrant.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 09:57 AM (uQesX)
Strong talk from a dude who ran away to Italy to live on his daddy's money. To my mind he lost any right to blather about who is an "American" when he did that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)
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I suppose it was (almost) too late for the ETO. I think it was something like November, ‘44 before the B-29 was ready for prime time. They built thousands of them, too. Amazing to me.
There were so many problems, so many changes, they decided that in order to avoid changes on the assembly line the bombers would be delivered to airfields and then immediately upgraded or modified. This was a huge pain in the ass, because they were outside, in places like Nebraska, in January. They would fly in mechanics to do all the work which took weeks or months.
They still had problems. Combat crews in the Pacific Theater were responsible for straightening them out, under primitive conditions on places like Saipan or Tinian where it is 100 degrees and humidity, bugs, snakes, and expected to try and sleep during the day inside a canvas tent.
When I read they would get 100 or 200 or 300 planes in the air at the same time, all on the same sheet of music, it boggles my mind. It takes a herculean effort to do that.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (+/0+/)
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I love paperbacks. I grew up with one tucked into my back pants pocket pretty much everywhere I went.
It's sad to see them go or become even more niche.
I do like Kindle books but there is something about physical books that makes me happy. Hence the 19 bookcases in my house.
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Will Cuppy was from my town. Ms. Lurker and I contributed some money a few years ago to have a state historical marker placed in front of the house he was born and raised in. I was surprised to see his name come up.
Posted by: Indiana Lurker at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (3ZVqj)
Good for you, he deserved that! There’s so much great writing that modern audiences know so little of. Cuppy always reminded me of James Thurber, they had very similar style.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (JbyEi)
I no longer have that book, but I think the story was "Terrified," by C. B. Gilmour (?)
Will double-check.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (q3u5l)
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Thanks to the moron(s) who recommended Elie Wiesel's 'Night.' If you read only one book about the Holocaust, I think this ought to be it. It's a brisk read (I have the Marion Wiesel translation.)
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (N8ZBc)
https://tinyurl.com/2ttfefny
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:50 AM (ufSfZ)
She appears on a YT vid as one of the most hated Hollywood stars. Can't remember who posted it. Pretty weak sauce for that claim. Did note the vid said she was the most modern of the Silent Era actresses. I always considered Louise Brooks to be the most modern.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (uQesX)
173"So tell me, how the the blood get on the underside of this rock?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026
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The line "He prayed. He prayed for a smart cop" comes to mind, possibly from that same story . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:13 AM (wzUl9)
I no longer have that book, but I think the story was "Terrified," by C. B. Gilmour (?)
Will double-check.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026
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C.B. Gilford, whoever that was, turned up quite a bit in the AH anthologies. That title sounds familiar.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)
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I've noticed a general diminution of enthusiasm for the Super Bowl this year. And I'm in Pats country, which in the past has meant car-burning riots whenever they won or lost a game. This year . . . not so much. I'm sure people are having some watch parties, but nobody's really talking about it, not even the radio DJs.
I suspect there will be "surprisingly" low viewership numbers for the game, which will be blamed on Trump.
Frankly, I think the pro sports organizations have alienated their core audience. Seems like the target market now is people who watch sports ironically.
Posted by: Trimegistus
I am seeing evidence that there is a coordinated campaign to try and shame people into participating in the super bowl. I even got a video link in my youtube suggestions that purports to explain the problem with people who aren't interested in the event. I think they know there is a drop in viewership, and they can't explain it without revealing the real reason.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 10:14 AM (0U5gm)
My favorite in the three* book series is Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky and works fine as a stand alone book.
*Tchaikovsky will release book four sometime this year.
Posted by: 23times at February 08, 2026 10:15 AM (STOK5)
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Something I keep an eye open for are children's books, especially for the illustrations. The original Winnie-the -Pooh and Wind in the Willows, and Beatrix Potter are obvious examples. More recently are the Brambly Hedge illustrations, which I mention frequently, and the illustrations by Rebekah Keener. I recently came across a new to me artist: Kenneth Kraegel. The stories are charming, suitable for even toddlers. The words lend themselves to being read aloud in different voices for the characters. The drawings, also by the author, are deceptively simple and a child would get how they relate to the writing. But look deeper. There are levels of detail that gradually become evident, not overwhelming, just offer more than a quick glance reveals. Discovering these layers is pleasant.
This is on my mind because our third great nephew was born this week and I was thinking of ways to distract his brothers, ages 7 and 3, while mom and dad are busy with the new one.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 10:15 AM (yTvNw)
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"So tell me, how the the blood get on the underside of this rock?"
Posted by: OrangeEnt
That was a plot point in Robb White's YA novel Deathwatch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (J+Psw)
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Re: The decline and fall of mass-market paperbacks:
Thanks to a rave in this very comment section lo, these many moons ago, I wanted to read Cyberbooks by Ben Bova (normally not a favorite author), a satirical speculation on the publishing industry and the (prophetic!) invention of the e-book. Off to Amazon, then ... only to gobsmackedly discover that said novel was NOT AVAILABLE IN KINDLE FORMAT (at least at the time)! So it was off to Abebooks for a secondhand mass-market paperback, and a delightful reading experience made even more fun by a stiff dose of irony!
Posted by: werewife at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (5ayY3)
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If I remember right, it was one of the Alfred Hitchcock collections that had the story about the woman who bludgeoned her husband to death with a frozen roast, then served the murder weapon to the investigating detectives.
iPads have the same pros and cons as Kindles, with an additional disadvantage: an iPad hurts a lot more if you go to sleep while reading in bed and it bashes you in the face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (IG3/x)
Yep. "Terrified" by C. B. Gilford. I read that one in the Hitchcock anthology 14 of My Favorites in Suspense, and always remembered it. Ditto others from that collection, like "Man with a Problem," "Too Many Coincidences," "The Birds," and "They Bite."
A favorite paperback of mine way back when.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (q3u5l)
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"[Clara Bow] appears on a YT vid as one of the most hated Hollywood stars."
She's prolly my favorite. It's downright tragic that so much of her best work is lost.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (N8ZBc)
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Fewer people are going to watch the super bowl when you have to pay.
Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (Q+gd/)
184She appears on a YT vid as one of the most hated Hollywood stars.
Clara Bow? I don't believe that for a second. She was a tearaway, but I don't recall her being "hated."
Hepburn, Crawford and Davis were more hated than Bow ever was.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (ufSfZ)
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Tchaikovsky will release book four sometime this year.
Posted by: 23times at February 08, 2026 10:15 AM (STOK5)
Is he still working on another symphony?
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (Oy/m2)
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In the print adaptation of the Britcom "Yes, Minister," the MP notes how you have better friends in Opposition because they're not trying to do you down, unlike your "colleagues" in your party.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (p/isN)
187
They wanted a more selective contest they got onr
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (bXbFr)
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Thanks to the moron(s) who recommended Elie Wiesel's 'Night.' If you read only one book about the Holocaust, I think this ought to be it. It's a brisk read (I have the Marion Wiesel translation.)
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (N8ZBc)
I think it was me who brought it to your attention when I was ridiculing Tim Walz for calling the Diary of Anne Frank a children's book.
If so, you're welcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:18 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:18 AM (N8ZBc)
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This is normal behavior still - we're just all pretending it's not in public, as we do with all other normal things, in this strange time of ours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:06 AM (BI5O2)
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Savagery is encouraged as long as its funny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2026 10:19 AM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 08, 2026 09:56 AM (cvMzD)
That stuff makes me wonder whether to continue to try to write, or publish what I have written. If reading is going away, why bother?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:19 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 10:19 AM (bXbFr)
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17 Who else remembers when publishers like Fawcett would put out MM paperbacks of cartoons? I've got Andy Capp, Tumbleweeds, B.C., Beetle Bailey and others on my shelves, all slowly turning yellow. I know publishers still put out comic collections, but I haven't seen a MM one in decades.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 09:11 AM (ufSfZ)
Thinking back to all the Calvin and Hobbes, Foxtrot, Far Side and Garfield collections I had as a kid....I can't imagine any of those being shoehorned into the book the size and shape of a traditional mass market paperback. For Calvin and Hobbes in particular, that would verge on sacrilege. Some books just need their own unique size/shape.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:19 AM (Lhaco)
My husband was a big one for calendars, and each year bought one to hang in the kitchen, one for his office upstairs, and always ALWAYS a gary Larson Far Side page-a-day to hang in our bathroom next to the mirror, so we could start every day with a good laugh.
Some of the cartoons would be torn off not to throw away/turn into message or list paper, but to stick on the fridge or next to his monitor for a while.
We had to stop buying them in the late 90s, because the "save da urf!" "recycle or die!" changes in process and content had finally come for our page-a-days; one year it started falling off in chunks around May or June, because the glue was weaker, and the next year it lasted about a week before my husband just threw it away in a rage.
That year, not only was the glue some gelid glop instead of a rubbery seam, but the backing was no longer a hard plastic square--it was now a piece of folded cardboard, that collapsed and dropped the whole thing on the floor a few days into the new year.
No more morning grins.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2026 10:20 AM (enw9G)
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When I read they would get 100 or 200 or 300 planes in the air at the same time, all on the same sheet of music, it boggles my mind. It takes a herculean effort to do that.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (+/0+/)
It’s amazing to see pictures of the skies during those raids - hundreds of contrails stretching from horizon to horizon. Truly awe inspiring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2026 10:21 AM (JbyEi)
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When I read they would get 100 or 200 or 300 planes in the air at the same time, all on the same sheet of music, it boggles my mind. It takes a herculean effort to do that.
Posted by: Common Tater
When they got Tinian and the P-51 to escort the B-29s, there were flights of planes that were spread out over 200 miles and took over two hours to get all of the planes airborne. Imagine being Japanese and looking up and seeing several hundred planes headed your way, each with thousands of pounds of bombs inside.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2026 10:21 AM (0U5gm)
Gilford also had a short suspense story called "Man in the Chair," which would have made a superb one-act play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
201 I believe the latest model for alteration of DNA as a mechanism for evolution is not primarily random alteration of single nucleotide bases, but shifting of functional sections of DNA.
At the time Darwin proposed his theory, the chemical mechanism of the genetic code was completely unknown. His theory was based on observation. Discovering the function of DNA and then claiming that it couldn't possibly be altered so as to account for evolution doesn't address the observations cited in the original theory.
There are fossils of plants and animals, that change over time and in many cases no longer exist. Humans breed plants and animals to change them. Darwin suggested that nature could do the same.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2026 10:22 AM (nqb3H)
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> NOT AVAILABLE IN KINDLE FORMAT
Posted by: werewife at February 08, 2026 10:16 AM (5ayY3)
For a long time, one (or maybe it was more) of the Horatio Hornblower books were unavailable in Kindle format. Worse, the gap was in the middle of the series. I didn't notice it until I'd read volumes 1 through n, only then finding out that volume n+1 was unavailable.
I was not best pleased.
I'm a free market dude, but here we have an example of where there should be limits. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:22 AM (IG3/x)
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I'm happy to report my precocious grandson just turned nine and at his request I gifted him the first of the seven Calvin and Hobbes cartoon collections.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 08, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)
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I even got a video link in my youtube suggestions that purports to explain the problem with people who aren't interested in the event.
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I'm old enough to remember when the media hated football, and the SB was an event for drunken, wife-beating retards. How times have changed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)
Just finished Field of Fire by Marc Cameron. This is another in his series of Jericho Quinn books. Rip roaring doesn't begin to describe the pace of this story, and the action doesn't stop until the story ends. A deadly nerve agent is released in Dallas and LA by enemies of America. Russian agents and the U.S. are on the hunt to locate the reclusive scientist who cooked up the deadly agent and to secure the remaining canisters before they can be released. The trek goes from Siberia to NY to Alaska and includes a frantic chase through the Alaskan wilderness, beginning at Nome. Another fantastic story, well developed characters, and a thorough description of survival in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness. Recommend.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 08, 2026 10:23 AM (kB9dk)
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We already paid, when we buy the stuff they advertise. And paid for the stadiums. Etc.
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There seems to be more discussion overall about whether there will be commercials professing overt hatred for America, or not, or halftime shows with whacked out trannies, etc. They’ve lost the plot, it’s all so very tedious. Boring. They practically had a license to print money and unbelievably, they fucked that up.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:23 AM (+/0+/)
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I have a lot of hardcovers, and a lot of paperbacks. I hate to see the paperbacks go. Maybe it's just me, but I detest reading books on electronic devices. I want the thing in my hand. I want to turn the pages. It's a touch/feel experience I don't get with a Kindle or the like. If hardcovers go the way of the dodo bird, I'm up a creek.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2026 10:24 AM (qBdHI)
The thing about nonfiction is that it promotes itself. Anyone who goes looking for information on a given topic can find it, read the reviews, and say "Hmmm, this is probably the book on the topic I will enjoy most."
Wouldn't reviews give more weight to someone deciding whether to read your book instead of others?
* Hope you don't mind the quote.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:24 AM (uQesX)
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I've never had any interest in football. Sundays at my house growing up -- during the season, and extending later to the Stupor Bowl -- were long and dreary for me; even my mother watched the games occasionally.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)
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> I believe the latest model for alteration of DNA as a mechanism for evolution is not primarily random alteration of single nucleotide bases, but shifting of functional sections of DNA.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2026 10:22 AM (nqb3H)
Right. Recombination is far more common than mutation.
Recombination is like picking the best poker hand from a standard deck of cards. Mutation is like waiting for a misprinted deck that has more than four aces.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:25 AM (IG3/x)
211
Sen. Schiff-4-brains decrying the SAVE Act on ABC claiming that half those in America lack such documents as a birth certificate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2026 10:25 AM (WymXU)
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Is he still working on another symphony?
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (Oy/m2)
He's adopted the Mad Literary Russian persona, so go look at his "about the author" photos.
Posted by: 13times at February 08, 2026 10:26 AM (STOK5)
213
I have this thread, it's been bothering me for a while. It's old and shaped into a sort of whale...
Oh, I shouldn't comment on old threads.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2026 10:26 AM (diia5)
214Gilford also had a short suspense story called "Man in the Chair," which would have made a superb one-act play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026
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Oops, no: "Man at the Table." I wanted to adapt it into a one-act when I was in high school and never got the chance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (wzUl9)
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211 I even got a video link in my youtube suggestions that purports to explain the problem with people who aren't interested in the event.
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I'm old enough to remember when the media hated football, and the SB was an event for drunken, wife-beating retards. How times have changed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)
Now it’s cheerboys, and the players wear shorts. Might as well call it futbol.
Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (DXbAa)
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I remember as a young reader, saving my shekels to buy mass-market paperbacks.
They were $4.99 in those days, which means with tax I could get one for the low, low price of $5.24.
And then Hastings came in, and they'd let people read the books without buying them. I still bought some, but over time there were fewer and fewer books that I wanted to read.
Now the only books I buy are from certain indie authors or estate sales.
Last one I read was Words of the Night by C Chancy, in which a plane-load of people get thrown through a dimensional rift in to a late medieval/early modern Korea (... er... Joseon) on an Earth where magic and monsters exist thanks to a meteor a century or so prior.
Kind of... alternate history mixed with portal fantasy
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (Rc58L)
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"Maybe it's just me, but I detest reading books on electronic devices."
I'm the opposite. It's easier for me to read a book on a screen now. Has been for a long time. Downside: harder to write notes in margins.
Same with chess: I can see the board so much more clearly on a screen, direct overhead view, than on a table, tilted view, with perspective, and pieces hiding behind others.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (N8ZBc)
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I'm old enough to remember when the media hated football, and the SB was an event for drunken, wife-beating retards. How times have changed.
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That’s the beauty of Woke Shit.
The NFL was hated because it hadn’t been infiltrated with the ghey shit, and it was non-political, and almost exclusively male. A welcome refuge from the culture wars, which are insidious, because it is intended to be.
That’s why they had to kill it.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (+/0+/)
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I recall an Asimov story where kids in the future discovered physical books and thought how cool it was to flip back and forth between the pages and stick your finger in to save your place.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:28 AM (kpS4V)
220Sen. Schiff-4-brains decrying the SAVE Act on ABC claiming that half those in America lack such documents as a birth certificate.
Posted by: Anna Puma
If that's the case our illegal alien problem is worse than anyone thought. /sarc
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 08, 2026 10:28 AM (Rc58L)
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45 It was always striking to me how much better American paperbacks hold up than British ones. I've got DAW paperbacks printed before I was born that are still in good shape, but British books start shedding pages on the first read-through. I wonder if they were intended to be single-use and disposable, or if the Brits just forgot how to make a book.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 09:21 AM
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At my public-library job, one of my duties for a few years was the maintenance of our large Spanish-language collection (large immigrant communities in my city, don'tcha know). Almost everything was published as paperback originals, physically all cheap junk. Whether the books were printed in Spain or Mexico (the main sources), you'd think they were designed to be single-use throwaways. It was appalling.
Just one lived experience....
Posted by: werewife at February 08, 2026 10:28 AM (5ayY3)
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When I read they would get 100 or 200 or 300 planes in the air at the same time, all on the same sheet of music, it boggles my mind. It takes a herculean effort to do that.
Posted by: Common Tater
There were a number of thousand plane raids over Germany.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 10:29 AM (J+Psw)
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81 A lot of hardcovers are glued now rather than sewn. When they started doing that, IIRC, they referred to it as Perfect Binding -- a damn lie if ever I heard one.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 09:36 AM (q3u5l)
I have a youtube video all mapped out in my head about how (for hardcover books) sewn binding is objectively better than glues binding, replete with examples of each in my personal collection, and thus all hardcovers should always have sewn binding. Alas, I'm not the greatest speaker, so I'm not eager to actually record it. Nor to edit it for actual publication...
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (Lhaco)
224
Has wearing pink cleats in October cured breast cancer yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
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My basic bitch old school Kindle is dying. I'd like one that can download color covers and comics and other delights, but it doesn't need to be too fancy. Which model should I get?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (kpS4V)
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> 218 Sen. Schiff-4-brains decrying the SAVE Act on ABC claiming that half those in America lack such documents as a birth certificate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2026 10:25 AM (WymXU)
Thus explaining why they're unable to work, drive cars, buy liquor, or collect Social Security.
Also, we all know that women are too stupid to take their birth and marriage certificates down to DMV and get a new ID after a marriage-related name change.
It is known.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (IG3/x)
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I'm old enough to remember the Super Bowl was played in the afternoon.
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (Oy/m2)
228 I recall an Asimov story where kids in the future discovered physical books and thought how cool it was to flip back and forth between the pages and stick your finger in to save your place.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026
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That, and the short where a man makes the revolutionary discovery that he can do arithmetic with pencil and paper instead of the calculators and computers everyone else uses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)
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> Which model should I get?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (kpS4V)
The color ones are cool, but for reading plain black and white text I think the eInk models are still far superior, both in terms of legibility and in terms of battery life.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:31 AM (IG3/x)
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Posted by: Sharkman at February 08, 2026 10:03 AM (/RHNq)
Yeah, I get that part of his thesis. The numbers boggle because anything more than basic math and algebra is something I never studied. I went the literature and language route.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:31 AM (uQesX)
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I've never had any interest in football. Sundays at my house growing up -- during the season, and extending later to the Stupor Bowl -- were long and dreary for me; even my mother watched the games occasionally.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)
I was never a big fan of watching sports. I was more of a doer than watcher. Even now when I go to a golf tournament I want to leave shortly after so I can go play a round.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:32 AM (cwGMH)
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Paperbacks were the foundation of my reading as a kid. That might have started with the Scholastic Book we got in grade school for a quarter. But I could afford Heinlein, the Lensman and Skylark sci-fi paperbacks by turning in pop bottles and mowing lawns. That was early grade school. A few years later that system worked for my first paperback edition of LOTR. Buying my own books felt grown up. Hardcovers, Treasure Island, Hardy Boys (before they were simplified/mutilated) and Tom Swift jr. were Christmas or birthday gifts.
Yeah, they haven't aged well but they established a solid foundatrion for a youngster's reading. Their passing is a loss.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 10:33 AM (yTvNw)
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> I'm the opposite. It's easier for me to read a book on a screen now. Has been for a long time.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (N8ZBc)
Yes, my 29-year-old eyes appreciate the fact that every book is now a "large print" book if I so choose.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:34 AM (IG3/x)
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The Monday after the Superb Owl should be a federal holiday.
Either that, or the game should be played on a Saturday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 08, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)
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I'm old enough to remember the Super Bowl was played in the afternoon.
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (Oy/m2)
I've always wondered about that. You'd think they'd want to keep it earlier before a work day, or put it in primetime on Saturday instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:34 AM (BI5O2)
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One Dem politician who is against the SAVE act requires photo IDs to attend his campaign events.
That sums up the Left .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:34 AM (cwGMH)
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OE, that is familiar. I can't place the story or author right now; do you know it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:04 AM (wzUl9)
Wolfus, it was a hardbound "My Favorites in Suspense." Can't remember which one. Pretty sure it was the only one my parents had. It was two people cause an accident and the guy they hit is fatally injured but not dead. They kill him by bashing his head with a rock and claim it was from the crash. The cop asks that question because of the blood under the rock instead of on top.
The Oliver Crangle story was also in that volume.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:35 AM (uQesX)
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OK, folks, I've been here for an hour and a half and I promised myself I would write a page today, so I must be off. I want to get things done before the Puppy Bowl.
Stay warm.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 10:35 AM (ufSfZ)
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That’s why it was dropped from the Protestant canon. I’m reminded of another pair that were dropped that I find historically fascinating: 1st and 2nd Maccabees. I think Luther read through them and like Hedly Lamar, said “naah - too Jewish!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2026 10:07 AM (JbyEi)
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My understanding is that Luther looked at the Hebrew canon and noted certain books were dropped, so he downgraded those books as "good to know, not essential" but they remained in the canon. They were dropped much later on by mass market Bible publishers who saw a way to make more affordable books without the "non-essential" books in them.
They were dropped from the Hebrew canon because they were inconvenient. Maccabees legitimized the dynasty and highlighted the contrast between the divinely-sanctioned rebellion against the Seleucid Empire and the repeated failed rebellions against Rome. The Jewish Revolt documented by Josephus explicitly cited the example of the Maccabees and that God would not permit the Temple to fall. Oops.
Tobit very clearly prefigures Christ, and was problematic for that reason as well. But it was accepted and referenced in the Gospels.
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The fading out of physical books is putting me and the rest of the department out of work. Now it's just one geek clicking a mouse.
Posted by: Montag at February 08, 2026 10:36 AM (Q+gd/)
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241 When I was a kid, I used to read in bed all the time. Now I find it too wearying to try to hold up a book in reading position in bed. I do my best reading sitting at a desk looking at a computer monitor. But on tablets or smartphones? Nope.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:37 AM (N8ZBc)
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Books generally went to shit because of World War II, (like so many other things) lots of restrictions on acceptable materials and rationing of paper products. Hardbacks and paperbacks, they started using paper that was little more than newsprint and soon yellows and falls apart. “This is a Wartime Book” they will say on the title page, and the reasoning why it is shit, and already falling apart”
Pre-war books are noticeably heavy, pages made with heavy stock that does not yellow or disintegrate, bindings not glued, and very durable.
The trouble with “temporary” war-time expedients is they usually become permanent. A steady enschittification of everything, although superior forms of killing everyone efficiently and quickly are perfected.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:37 AM (+/0+/)
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There were a number of thousand plane raids over Germany.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 10:29 AM (J+Psw)
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Footage of contrails should completely discredit the "chemtrail" nonsense, which gets even dumber once you know that major effort was taken to cool exhaust in steal aircraft so that the contrail doesn't give their location away.
You can be damn certain that if Allied aircrews could have hid those giant arrows pointing to where they were, they would have done so.
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A steady enschittification of everything, although superior forms of killing everyone efficiently and quickly are perfected.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 10:37 AM (+/0+/)
And they remain efficient and perfect until the very first contact with the very next enemy!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:40 AM (BI5O2)
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"The trouble with “temporary” war-time expedients is they usually become permanent. A steady enschittification of everything, although superior forms of killing everyone efficiently and quickly are perfected."
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Hey, Hawaiians love me!
Posted by: Spam at February 08, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)
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> When I was a kid, I used to read in bed all the time. Now I find it too wearying to try to hold up a book in reading position in bed.
I have a projector and screen, originally purchased so I could watch movies in bed.
Sometimes I'll throw an ebook up on it. My projector has a time-out feature that turns it off after a certain interval with no image changes, so it's okay if I zonk out.
I have considered getting a second projector (or making a swiveling mount for the first one) so I can project a book on the ceiling and read while flat on my back.
It's in the round tuit pile.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:40 AM (IG3/x)
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"My husband was a big one for calendars, and each year bought one to hang in the kitchen, one for his office upstairs, and always ALWAYS a Gary Larson Far Side page-a-day to hang in our bathroom"
We were far into a remote region of the Sierra and stopped at an old unofficial campsite with picnic table and outhouse. That's right, the interior of the old thing was papered floor to ceiling with Far Side.
Posted by: 13times at February 08, 2026 10:40 AM (STOK5)
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Checking Goodread reviews, I found multiple comments about a length of as much as 1300 pages, which would have been paperback versions. Quite chunky books, I expect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:09 AM (XeU6L)
Hi!
Posted by: Shogun, in paperback at February 08, 2026 10:41 AM (uQesX)
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I love paperbacks. I grew up with one tucked into my back pants pocket pretty much everywhere I went.
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This triggered a recollection of myself at Ft. Dix, undergoing AIT. It's mid-December, probably 6:00 a.m., pitch black, and *cold*. Lucky me, I've drawn outside duty at the company mess hall. I am sitting on a garbage can beneath a side window, with just enough light from the window to read the paperback that I thoughfully had stuffed in the pocket of my fatigue jacket. I wonder what it was?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:41 AM (XeU6L)
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Reading hardcover books when you are drowsy is easy if you are nearsighted: just angle it this or that way, and when you start to fade, let rest on your face.
Very useful for an afternoon nap as your eyes are fully shaded.
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249 Besides, when I'm reading a "serious" book, I'm stopping at every page to look something up online anyway. I run into an unknown word, person, historical event, or concept; I copy and paste it into the search engine. I find that many words I thought I knew the true definition of, I actually didn't.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:42 AM (N8ZBc)
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Who among us hasn't woken up to a book on the face?
253The fading out of physical books is putting me and the rest of the department out of work. Now it's just one geek clicking a mouse.
Posted by: Montag
I guarantee they'll be back in a different form. Not sure which, but they will return.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)
"The pope frequently burst in to shout, "When will you finish?!", to which Michelangelo would shout back "When I can!" This response once so infuriated the pope that he climbed onto the scaffolding and struck the painter with his staff."
Ha!
The pope later apologized and gave him 100 ducats as an installment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:43 AM (kpS4V)
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Eh, we got microwave ovens and TVs out of the war. So now I can heat up some food grade plastic cheese for my nachos, and we can gather round to watch some gays prance around for the pharmacological mutant ball game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)
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Strong talk from a dude who ran away to Italy to live on his daddy's money. To my mind he lost any right to blather about who is an "American" when he did that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:10 AM (IG3/x)
I didn't know he decamped until recently. Does make it a bit queer for him to deny "American-ness" to anyone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:44 AM (uQesX)
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Checking Goodread reviews, I found multiple comments about a length of as much as 1300 pages, which would have been paperback versions. Quite chunky books, I expect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:09 AM (XeU6L)
Hi!
Posted by: Shogun
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My curiosity piqued, I just used the kitchen scale to weigh the book. 2.7 lbs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:44 AM (XeU6L)
258Wolfus, it was a hardbound "My Favorites in Suspense." Can't remember which one. Pretty sure it was the only one my parents had. It was two people cause an accident and the guy they hit is fatally injured but not dead. They kill him by bashing his head with a rock and claim it was from the crash. The cop asks that question because of the blood under the rock instead of on top.
The Oliver Crangle story was also in that volume.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026
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That's right. The publisher would issue the large volume, in this case My Favorites in Suspense, then break it into two paperbacks -- 14 of my Favorites and [i[More of My Favorites. They did that with a lot of the AH anthologies. One, Stories to Play Russian Roulette By, had the famous "Leiningen Versus the Ants" story in it. That tale got left out of the paperback editions -- but the inside cover blurb still mentioned it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:44 AM (wzUl9)
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I wonder what it was?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:41 AM (XeU6L)
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Slave Bimbos of Gor.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:45 AM (kpS4V)
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Who among us hasn't woken up to a book on the face?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)
I read the tablet in bed at night. Let's just say I had a couple of bumps on the noggin while falling asleep.
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:45 AM (Oy/m2)
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I thought bodice ripping cover art was a fundamental requirement for every paperback romance novel ever.
Posted by: But I'm not a cat lady at February 08, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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I hate to say it but I prefer books now with large print . Even with reading glasses ( cheapo drugstore) it’s a pain in the ass to read the small print.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (cwGMH)
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Started reading a book on The Spansish Civil War.
Ya know, if we can't figure this thing out here I guess I'll take a Franco...if we can't get a Pinochet first.
Posted by: GigantorX at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (x8k2o)
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There were original IJ tie-in novels published in the '80s, just as there were Star Treks. I've never read any of them. If the current owners of the franchise had any sense, they'd find those, read them, and buy the rights to the best ones so they could produce *real* Indiana Jones adventure stories.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)
The operative word there is 'if'. It has become abundantly clear that most franchise owners do not have any common sense. Or, rather, they have their own agenda, which is completely at odds with pleasing the actual fans of the franchise they own... Which explains why I so often pay a premium price for older material rather than anything from the current mass market.
I would read the worst of the Star Trek novelizations before I watch a second of the currently-airing Starfleet Academy...
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (Lhaco)
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Started reading a book on The Spansish Civil War.
Ya know, if we can't figure this thing out here I guess I'll take a Franco...if we can't get a Pinochet first.
Posted by: GigantorX at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (x8k2o)
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I can recommend one...
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"That's right, the interior of the old thing was papered floor to ceiling with Far Side."
when the younguns changed the Three Rs to "reduce, reuse, recycle", they think they invented the concepts (every day starts Year One. sigh/lol)
and A. H. Lloyd, I sometimes wake up to a face on a book
Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2026 10:47 AM (enw9G)
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"...if we can't figure this thing out here I guess I'll take a Franco..."
He's still dead.
Posted by: Chevy Chase at February 08, 2026 10:48 AM (2Ez/1)
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I understand there was -- though I have never seen it -- a novelization of Ghostbusters, the original 1984 film. Anybody know anything about it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:48 AM (wzUl9)
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That big Hitchcock hardcover anthology, My Favorites in Suspense, was split into two or three paperbacks for mass market sales. 14 of My Favorites in Suspense was the one where we found the Gilford story and others.
Those Hitchcock pbks were where I first ran across people like Richard Matheson ("Children of Noah"), Daphne Du Maurier, Stanley Ellin, and others. Think I first found Bradbury's "The October Game" in one of them, probably one of the "Stories They Wouldn't Let Me Do on TV" collections. Great stuff.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 10:48 AM (q3u5l)
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> 269 I thought bodice ripping cover art was a fundamental requirement for every paperback romance novel ever.
Posted by: But I'm not a cat lady at February 08, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)
I remember reading that a lot of Fabio's early romance cover work was done while he was still living in Italy. As far as he knew, it was just another paid modeling gig. He had no idea that his bulging pecs were being drooled over by millions of American women on a daily basis.
Then he went on a vacation to Florida.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:48 AM (IG3/x)
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I would read the worst of the Star Trek novelizations before I watch a second of the currently-airing Starfleet Academy...
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (Lhaco)
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I have habitually watched youtubers doing riffs on terrible Star Wars/Star Trek streaming shows, but I actually hit a wall on Episode 5. Got halfway through Disparu's take and just didn't care. I get it, it's stupid, and I don't care anymore.
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At arstechnica: "NASA finally acknowledges the elephant in the room with the SLS rocket"
Please God, please keep everybody involved in that misbegotten project safe. Amen.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:49 AM (N8ZBc)
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I just recently learned that In the Mouth of Madness was a movie before it was a book.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:49 AM (cwGMH)
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C.B. Gilford, whoever that was, turned up quite a bit in the AH anthologies. That title sounds familiar.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)
I'm about a half hour behind on the comments because I want to savor them, not just rush through and F5, F5, F5. I don't remember the title, but clicked the link and I believe that's the correct story.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:50 AM (uQesX)
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I'm off to take a nap not only because it's Sunday but because I'm retired and can take a nap any time I damned well please.
Be well, folks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2026 10:50 AM (IG3/x)
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Who among us hasn't woken up to a book on the face?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 10:42 AM (ZOv7s)
I read the tablet in bed at night. Let's just say I had a couple of bumps on the noggin while falling asleep.
Posted by: dantesed
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With this Clancey novel, I have imagined a newspaper headline, "Northside Man Dies, Crushed By Book". I'm contemplating 'Bibliocide' as a cause of death.
A number of times I have put it down, not because I am sleepy, but because I am weary of holding it up
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:51 AM (XeU6L)
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I have always wanted to make a real water spout gargoyle, as no one has use for a old style so thought to connect to a gutter down spout
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 10:51 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:51 AM (cwGMH)
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MP4, re #126: You've made my day! And my week!
That's why I mentioned Erte--it seemed to me there must be a use for a character who is brilliant, unstable, bitchy, and wholly unreliable!
Posted by: Wenda at February 08, 2026 10:52 AM (tgwMD)
280Those Hitchcock pbks were where I first ran across people like Richard Matheson ("Children of Noah"), Daphne Du Maurier, Stanley Ellin, and others. Think I first found Bradbury's "The October Game" in one of them, probably one of the "Stories They Wouldn't Let Me Do on TV" collections. Great stuff.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026
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I remember that Bradbury story and the Matheson, as well as Du Maurier's "The Birds." One that would have been a great choice for those anthologies, as well as for the original Twilight Zone if they'd had the budget and the special effects, is Du Maurier's "The Blue Lenses." Great stuff indeed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:52 AM (wzUl9)
I enjoyed that series, especially once David Michelinie and Kerry Gammill took over. Then poof -- they were gone, and the series stumbled toward cancellation.
Looking back, I think Marvel was in too much of a rush to publish, and nobody put any thought into how they would keep the series going after the Byrne issues.
It's a shame -- Indiana Jones could have had all sorts of adventures.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 08, 2026 10:05 AM (p/isN)
I'm really enjoying Micheline. He's very wordy, but can spin a good yarn. Hadn't heard of Gammill before this, but he draws a good Indy. It's sad to know that the team won't last....but that's the way most comics go.
It's funny, I've read a handful of Darkhorse IJ comics from the 90's (in one of the trades released to hype of the Crystal Skull movie) but I'm enjoying these older works more. Once I'm done with the Marvel run, I'll have to re-read those Darkhorse stories to see if my opinion of them changes...
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 10:52 AM (Lhaco)
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Skip, they can also be used to pour boiling oil down on intruders (or nacho cheese, as a non-deadly alternative).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:53 AM (kpS4V)
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Clara Bow? I don't believe that for a second. She was a tearaway, but I don't recall her being "hated."
Hepburn, Crawford and Davis were more hated than Bow ever was.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 08, 2026 10:17 AM (ufSfZ)
Crawford and Davis were in it, Hepburn wasn't. I don't know much about either, so I took it with a grain of salt because being concerned about doing it right, isn't a reason to hate. Of course, John Wayne was on it because of his politics. Yeah. (insert eye-roll here)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 10:54 AM (uQesX)
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Has any man read 50 Shades of Grey?
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:51 AM (cwGMH)
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Maybe the gays like it. Dave Barry had a funny take on it: middle aged married guys were the chief beneficiaries of the books, citing a friend who said: "Since my wife started reading them, I'm getting more sex than Wilt Chamberlain!"
Didn't pay much attention to the section in Novelizers about the Ghostbusters tie-ins. You can find an omnibus of the novelizations of GB 1 & 2 (Richard Mueller for 1, Ed Naha for 2) on ABEBooks for not too much coin.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 10:55 AM (q3u5l)
286With this Clancey novel, I have imagined a newspaper headline, "Northside Man Dies, Crushed By Book". I'm contemplating 'Bibliocide' as a cause of death.
A number of times I have put it down, not because I am sleepy, but because I am weary of holding it up
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026
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Clancy was a big fan of Larry Niven's SF; he even wrote an introduction to one of LN's short story collections. It's a shame they never collaborated on something. LN's style could have pared Clancy down to something more readable for me.
(I was disappointed in the novel of Hunt for Red October; too much tech detail, not enough action. A good example of a movie that's better than the book.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)
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Skip, they can also be used to pour boiling oil down on intruders (or nacho cheese, as a non-deadly alternative).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:53 AM (kpS4V)
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The iron tortilla chips were very effective caltrops.
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And on Fate of the day, kind of wish as Rick Atkinson has lots of maps, wish one of the Valley Forge area would have been added so one not in area could connect the text to the area.
Also sadly not mentioned, Washington had a conference in a home a couple miles from Valley Forge. My mom's cousin owned that house and worked ln a few things on the outside.
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 10:56 AM (Ia/+0)
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I thought bodice ripping cover art was a fundamental requirement for every paperback romance novel ever.
Posted by: But I'm not a cat lady
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Ah. Consider the noire detective novels, say, any Mickey Spillane novel. Don't know why he came to mind...
Example:
https://shorturl.at/56ukI
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 10:56 AM (XeU6L)
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(I was disappointed in the novel of Hunt for Red October; too much tech detail, not enough action. A good example of a movie that's better than the book.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)
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Clancy's stuff is best on the first read. I devoured The Hunt for Red October, but then came back to it and wondered why he didn't have an editor. Very sloppy.
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I actually took a whole day off work just to binge-read Clancy's "Red Storm Rising."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:57 AM (N8ZBc)
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(I was disappointed in the novel of Hunt for Red October; too much tech detail, not enough action. A good example of a movie that's better than the book.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)
The story of Moby Dick.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:57 AM (cwGMH)
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265 Started reading a book on The Spansish Civil War.
Ya know, if we can't figure this thing out here I guess I'll take a Franco...if we can't get a Pinochet first.
Posted by: GigantorX at February 08, 2026 10:46 AM (x8k2o)
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I can recommend one...
WELL, WE'RE WAITING
Posted by: GigantorX at February 08, 2026 10:58 AM (x8k2o)
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I actually took a whole day off work just to binge-read Clancy's "Red Storm Rising."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:57 AM (N8ZBc)
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Another page-turner that upon second read has severe editing issues. It's like they published the first draft as-is.
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Steven Pressfield went the Clancy tech route a bit with his book The Profession.
Not his best but I still liked it a lot and he was very prescient.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (cwGMH)
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The colonel had us launch everything once, maybe 20 aircraft in our unit, and it was a massive pain in the ass and took maybe a week of long days to do it. And we had hangars and all the equipment and tools and parts to get ‘er done. 1000 planes in the air at once, all the planning for that, is almost unbelievable to me. Logistics, and managers and planners aren’t as sexy as astronauts or fighter pilots but it is incredible to me how there are guys that can marshall all that stuff together and make it happen
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (+/0+/)
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Now it’s cheerboys, and the players wear shorts. Might as well call it futbol.
Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (DXbAa)
Suggested edit: fagball.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:01 AM (uQesX)
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For a insurance salesman he thought he would have to get the details right, but his successors like cameron and co get very wordy
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 11:02 AM (bXbFr)
301
Has any man read 50 Shades of Grey?
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 10:51 AM
Not by anyone hasn't turn their Man Card in yet
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 11:02 AM (Ia/+0)
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Oh well, everything dies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 08, 2026 10:11 AM (xcxpd)
Stars die. Blinding skies.
Posted by: Steven John Wilson at February 08, 2026 11:02 AM (hJH5n)
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219 I recall an Asimov story where kids in the future discovered physical books and thought how cool it was to flip back and forth between the pages and stick your finger in to save your place.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:28 AM (kpS4V)
Not as classic as Asimov, but I recall a youtube video of 'medeval tech support' where a monk (or someone) gives a fellow monk a little tech-demo of how to use the new-fangled 'book' technology. It included an explanation of how to turn a page backwards to get back to where you were.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 11:03 AM (Lhaco)
304 'too much tech detail' Yup, that's Clancy.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026
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Larry Niven had his own tech/science detail (his hyperdrive motors and their limitations, stasis fields, etc.) -- but he always managed to subordinate it to the story, and keep the lectures down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:03 AM (wzUl9)
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296 I actually took a whole day off work just to binge-read Clancy's "Red Storm Rising."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 10:57 AM (N8ZBc)
You are a man of class and refined taste.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:04 AM (hJH5n)
306
Has wearing pink cleats in October cured breast cancer yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Better that than The United Scam.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:04 AM (uQesX)
307
304 Kurt Schlichter does it too, far more clumsily than Clancy did.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:05 AM (N8ZBc)
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Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (+/0+/)
They were allowed to make mistakes without having it publicized by an anti American press almost celebrating failure.
( allowed may not be proper word as there was still internal punishment)
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:05 AM (cwGMH)
309
Logistics, and managers and planners aren’t as sexy as astronauts or fighter pilots but it is incredible to me how there are guys that can marshall all that stuff together and make it happen
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 11:
I think a lot of that was fatalism.
"We're gonna do the very best we can, but all of this could go horribly wrong and kill a shitload of you guys.
Acceptable risk, considering the alternatives. Godspeed, gentleman."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)
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232 Paperbacks were the foundation of my reading as a kid. That might have started with the Scholastic Book we got in grade school for a quarter
Scholastic Book Fairs and Book Orders RULED when I was a kid.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:05 AM (hJH5n)
311
I'm old enough to remember the Super Bowl was played in the afternoon.
Posted by: dantesed at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (Oy/m2)
Wife asked about when the game started. I told her probably at night. I, too, remember afternoon games. Same with baseball. But now, everything has to be prime time. Don't watch anymore anyway.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:06 AM (uQesX)
312
I have habitually watched youtubers doing riffs on terrible Star Wars/Star Trek streaming shows, but I actually hit a wall on Episode 5. Got halfway through Disparu's take and just didn't care. I get it, it's stupid, and I don't care anymore.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 10:49 AM (ZOv7s)
I watch those out of pure morbidity, nothing more.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:07 AM (hJH5n)
313
Speaking of military tech looks like we will have a hybrid drive tank by 2028. It’s still a diesel but it has a silent EV running mode .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:07 AM (cwGMH)
314
It included an explanation of how to turn a page backwards to get back to where you were.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 11:03 AM (Lhaco)
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Imagine having to unroll a scroll to find a particular place. I bet they had "scroll marks" of some kind, but what a pain in the gluteus maximus.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 11:07 AM (kpS4V)
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"Imagine having to unroll a scroll to find a particular place. I bet they had "scroll marks" of some kind, but what a pain in the gluteus maximus."
Codex FTW!
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:08 AM (N8ZBc)
316
"Armchair generals talk about strategy. Real generals talk about logistics."
Posted by: Graffiti on another Pentagon bathroom stall at February 08, 2026 11:09 AM (2Ez/1)
317Scholastic Book Fairs and Book Orders RULED when I was a kid.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026
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I don't recall seeing those catalogs until I was in ninth grade. My taste by that time was for Ellery Queen, Rex Stout, and Ian Fleming, and Scholastic would never have offered any of those. The only book they offered that I might have been interested in at that point was one of the U.N.C.L.E. novels. (I already had it.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:09 AM (wzUl9)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 11:07 AM (kpS4V)
I used those all the time when reviewing a claims file.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:09 AM (cwGMH)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 08, 2026 11:09 AM (Kt19C)
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225 My basic bitch old school Kindle is dying. I'd like one that can download color covers and comics and other delights, but it doesn't need to be too fancy. Which model should I get?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 10:30 AM (kpS4V)
I have a Paperwhite, which is mostly good. My only complaint is that is doesn't have any physical buttons for page-turning, like the Nook Glowlight 4 does. (That's the Barns and Noble equivalent of the Paperwhite.) I saw the color model you mentioned last time I was in a major store, but haven't looked into its specs or anything.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 11:11 AM (Lhaco)
321
"Imagine having to unroll a scroll to find a particular place. I bet they had "scroll marks" of some kind, but what a pain in the gluteus maximus."
Once upon a time in Mesopotamia:
Boss: 'Find the invoice for that grain shipment to Ur last week.'
Slave: 'It's at the bottom of that six ton pile of slates over there!'
Boss: 'I'm waiting. Tick-tock.'
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:11 AM (N8ZBc)
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And when I was in high school I preferred Alastair Maclean, MacDonald's Travis McGee, and Hamilton's Matt Helm. Can you imagine Scholastic *ever* offering such things?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:12 AM (wzUl9)
323
I finally finished the third book in Alan Smale's excellent "Apollo Rising" trilogy. He goes into the weeds with the space technoporn, but unlike some also has a deft hand with characters and dialog.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 11:12 AM (kpS4V)
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I loved the Scholastic Book catalogues when I was in elementary school. Ordering the books in class was like writing your list for Santa Claus and then getting the books in weeks later was like Christmas.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:12 AM (cwGMH)
325
It would be fun to put Vox Day and Nassim Nicholas Taleb in a room together.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 08, 2026 11:12 AM (4/bhS)
326
I guarantee they'll be back in a different form. Not sure which, but they will return.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)
Don't you believe it. That's just a ruse by Big Pulp.
Posted by: The Paperless Office at February 08, 2026 11:13 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 08, 2026 11:14 AM (bXbFr)
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Don't think they were doing SBS book fairs in my day. Can't remember anything similar when I was in grade school or high school (63-7). They probably wouldn't have had much I was after anyway. Once I found that paperback of Heinlein's Puppet Masters, I read almost nothing but sf for pleasure for the next decade+.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 11:15 AM (q3u5l)
329
When I retired in 2020 we still had a fax machine in the office because it was a more secured mode of transmitting information supposedly and required by a number of entities.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:15 AM (cwGMH)
330
"Imagine having to unroll a scroll to find a particular place. I bet they had "scroll marks" of some kind, but what a pain in the gluteus maximus."
Once upon a time in Mesopotamia:
Boss: 'Find the invoice for that grain shipment to Ur last week.'
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Reminds me of a Religion prof's comment, discussing Job.
'Nobody knows where Uz was"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:16 AM (XeU6L)
331
Eh, we got microwave ovens and TVs out of the war.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 10:43 AM (BI5O2)
Still about a half hour behind, but just in case no one has mentioned it, TV was around before the war.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:16 AM (uQesX)
332I loved the Scholastic Book catalogues when I was in elementary school. Ordering the books in class was like writing your list for Santa Claus and then getting the books in weeks later was like Christmas.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026
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I wonder why my elementary school, and my junior high before ninth grade, never circulated those things. They certainly existed: The Book Clubs started in 1948.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)
333
Nobody knows where Uz was"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:16 AM (XeU6L)
Ur correct
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (cwGMH)
334
Now it’s cheerboys, and the players wear shorts. Might as well call it futbol.
Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2026 10:27 AM (DXbAa)
With all the rules now about hits that are legal and illegal, I'd say pussyball is a better name.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (g8Ew8)
335
HS book assignments I liked: "The Caine Mutiny," "The Sea Wolf."
Those I hated: "Ivanhoe," "Beowulf."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)
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Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (+/0+/)
Dat hash!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (diia5)
337When I retired in 2020 we still had a fax machine in the office because it was a more secured mode of transmitting information supposedly and required by a number of entities.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026
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A few years ago I was asked to fax some application materials for one of my old department's graduate students for a federal job. Had to be a fax, no email, and my old department had gotten rid of its fax machine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:18 AM (wzUl9)
I have a geographically specific question - anyone know of a used bookstore in So. Cal that would be interested in technical books ?
Thank you for any replies
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:18 AM (QGaXH)
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I wonder why my elementary school, and my junior high before ninth grade, never circulated those things. They certainly existed: The Book Clubs started in 1948.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)
I also was in Louisiana at the time. New Orleans is its own separate entity though.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:18 AM (cwGMH)
340
317 ... "Scholastic Book Fairs and Book Orders RULED when I was a kid."
"I don't recall seeing those catalogs until I was in ninth grade."
Hi Wolfus,
We had the Scholastic fairs in grades 2 through 5. Don't recall it being available after that. I would have outgrown most of the selections by that time anyway. It did serve it's purpose, however. I got my first edition of Hound of the Baskervilles and Shirley Jackson that way.
Posted by: JTB at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (yTvNw)
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HS book assignments I liked: "The Caine Mutiny," "The Sea Wolf."
Those I hated: "Ivanhoe," "Beowulf."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)
You must have had a Saxon teacher😀
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (cwGMH)
342S book assignments I liked: "The Caine Mutiny," "The Sea Wolf."
Those I hated: "Ivanhoe," "Beowulf."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026
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I *wish* we'd been assigned Caine. However, I did get lucky: junior year we had The Haunting of Hill House and a compare/contrast of West Side Story/Romeo and Juliet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (wzUl9)
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335 HS book assignments I liked: "The Caine Mutiny," "The Sea Wolf."
Those I hated: "Ivanhoe," "Beowulf."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)
We had to read a book called 'Alas Babylon' which focused on survivors of a massive nuclear attack living in central Florida and how they coped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (QGaXH)
344
Haven't looked into it, but I think the current color models of the Kindle are a bit pricey. One of the Amazon Fire tablets, or an iPad or Android tablet, would probably be better for digital versions of comics.
I do most of my reading these days on a Kindle Oasis or a Kindle Scribe (which has something like an 11" screen, but is heavier); both are excellent ebook readers, but don't know that they'd be satisfactory for comics.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 11:21 AM (q3u5l)
345
Was in kindergarten for the only book fair we had in elementary school. The teacher was a little startled when I asked permission to go. First book I ever bought and it was about meteorology. She was a LOT startled by that.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)
I got Gordon Dickson's "Secret Under the Sea", Sheridan LeFanu's "Carmilla", and other treasures.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 08, 2026 11:22 AM (kpS4V)
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'Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (+/0+/)
Dat hash!'
Mar 2 2026: "Serious security vulns discovered in regex() and egrep when given novel regular expression '(+/0+/)'! Programmers race to develop and distribute patch."
I'm surprised it doesn't break this site.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:22 AM (N8ZBc)
348
We were assigned Silas Marner in the 10th grade.
Surprisingly I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:22 AM (cwGMH)
349I wonder why my elementary school, and my junior high before ninth grade, never circulated those things. They certainly existed: The Book Clubs started in 1948.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (wzUl9)
I also was in Louisiana at the time. New Orleans is its own separate entity though.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026
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Good point. Considering the Euro-level corruption here, I wouldn't be surprised if the School Board asked for kickbacks, and Scholastic refused in horror.
The story goes that Disney was considering the city as a location for Disneyworld, and the local "leaders" expected such bribery that Disney fled to Florida.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (wzUl9)
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345 Was in kindergarten for the only book fair we had in elementary school. The teacher was a little startled when I asked permission to go. First book I ever bought and it was about meteorology. She was a LOT startled by that.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)
The best thing she could have done was to just go with it. She doesn’t sound like a particularly good teacher.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (hJH5n)
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>>>The colonel had us launch everything once, maybe 20 aircraft in our unit
We had 12 aircraft in our squadron. One was a hangar queen and another was down for an engine change. The remaining ten aircraft were fueled to the max -- about 9,000 gallons of JP5 -- and launched on 12-hour missions for the sole purpose of burning fuel. It was September 30, which is a clue as the reason.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (Y1sOo)
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Mike Hammer: sareltours.com/article/land-of-uz
Dan Gibson (famous-ish for suspecting Mecca = Petra) thought עוּץ was the 'Ad of the Quran. He assumed the Edomite hypothesis.
Most readers skip past the earlier chapters, right to the Mecca stuff. What does seem true is that the book of Job has more affinity with the deep desert and trade than with, oh, Judaea or even Babylonia. For Jews at the time they'd just read Uz as something far away and long ago. Like Arabs read 'Ad.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (gKWVE)
353
I had to read Basic Algebra. No plot, no characterization, and they can't even get which are numbers and which are letters straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (J+Psw)
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'The Caine Mutiny' is so frickin good, I've reread it at least ten times.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (N8ZBc)
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We had to read a book called 'Alas Babylon' which focused on survivors of a massive nuclear attack living in central Florida and how they coped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (QGaXH)
It was most likely better than “Great Expectations”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (hJH5n)
356
Tulsi the Traitor is going down! Shame she was a former Dem.
Posted by: Sid at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (HeHyl)
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I know we had Scholastic Book Fair at my (non-public) school in New Orleans in the 1970s.
I remember one little paperback of science fiction stories I got which were horribly confusing to me. They must have been public-domain stories or something from the 1920s and 30s, because the author used the word "astronaut" to mean a vehicle that flies through space. Took me a while to get that straightened out.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (78a2H)
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The remaining ten aircraft were fueled to the max -- about 9,000 gallons of JP5 -- and launched on 12-hour missions for the sole purpose of burning fuel. It was September 30, which is a clue as the reason.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 11:23 AM (Y1sOo)
Fall Festivus?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (g8Ew8)
359 We were assigned Silas Marner in the 10th grade.
Surprisingly I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026
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SM is in the reading/English text that was being phased out as I entered tenth grade. My teacher was giving them away, and as I knew it had "Leiningen Versus the Ants" in it, I grabbed a copy. Still have it, in fact. Among many others items, it has "The Quiet Man" (the basis for the John Wayne film) and a lot of effective poetry, dramatic, comic, and creepy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9)
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I remember the SBS catalogues. My mom taught me to read very early and was always happy to see me with my nose in a book, but I'm sure she was also thinking "Great, I'm barely scraping by and this little bastard wants to order half a library."
Posted by: PabloD at February 08, 2026 11:26 AM (3VXNH)
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>>The best thing she could have done was to just go with it. She doesn’t sound like a particularly good teacher.
She did go with it. I was the only kid in the class who could read and she did encourage it. Just didn't happen that a) a kindergartener would think of going to a book fair, and b) would choose a late-grade-school level nonfiction book.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:26 AM (NcvvS)
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66
'Perhaps a The View series. (Or would that be Gargirls?)'
I don't know whether he can afford that much marble.
Maybe he can scale it down.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 08, 2026 11:26 AM (fd80v)
363
Tobit needs to be read alongside the Visions of Amram and the Aramaic Levi Document
ancientjewreview.com/read/2017/3/22/aramaic-tobit-at-qumran
Posted by: gKWVE at February 08, 2026 11:27 AM (gKWVE)
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I do most of my reading these days on a Kindle Oasis or a Kindle Scribe (which has something like an 11" screen, but is heavier); both are excellent ebook readers, but don't know that they'd be satisfactory for comics.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 11:21 AM (q3u5l)
I have an older Kindle Fire (basically a smaller ipad) specifically for reading digital comics. For any prose books I use an e-ink device, either a Kindle Paperwhite or nook Glowlight. Never tried reading a comic on either of other e-ink devices. But they're both inconvenient even for maps or illustrations within prose books. Possibly because they both have fairly small screens.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 11:27 AM (Lhaco)
365
The Caine Mutiny' is so frickin good, I've reread it at least ten times.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (N8ZBc)
Have not read it. How does it differ from the movie?
Hated the movie when the attorney dressed down Van Johnson who was a hero in the movie imo.
Of course Fred McMurray was the opposite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:27 AM (cwGMH)
366The Caine Mutiny' is so frickin good, I've reread it at least ten times.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026
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Wouk's style just reads itself to you. The explanations of shipboard routines and Navy rules and regs are done in passing, so you are never confused and the story never slows.
His Youngblood Hawke is another great one. It's time it had a remake as a TV miniseries.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)
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When I retired in 2020 we still had a fax machine in the office because it was a more secured mode of transmitting information supposedly and required by a number of entities.
Posted by: Opinion fact
Kamala on high tech devices.
https://is.gd/MzDzOF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (J+Psw)
368
HS book assignments I liked: "The Caine Mutiny," "The Sea Wolf."
Those I hated: "Ivanhoe," "Beowulf."
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)
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I loved "Beowulf." So much so that making a sci-fi horror version of it was my first novel. I recently revised it and had an audiobook version make. Links to books in my sig.
You might prefer that version better. Beowulf in power armor.
369
It was September 30, which is a clue as the reason.
Kwanzaa?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (Kt19C)
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I enjoyed Hunt for Red October, saw the movie and really enjoyed it, so went to reread.
Found I'd loaned my copy and never got it back, so bought a newly reprinted paperback, only to discover it had been edited to match the movie.
(I don't mind so much when authors do it to their own stuff, but the outside edits to satisfy current feels marke me itch, and another reason why I don't like virtual books. Someday we may find all the clocks striking thirteen that way)
Re scholastic Books--I loved them too, until my kids were in elementary in the late 90s, and found it full of global warming, sustainability, and other crap.
Whatever happened to thje Great Books programs of my old Catholic school days? We stayed after one day a week, and did Dickens, Shakespeare, Conrad, Cooper, poets, you name it.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (enw9G)
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Another page-turner that upon second read has severe editing issues. It's like they published the first draft as-is.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 11:00 AM (ZOv7s)
Is it that obtuse or wordy? Maybe because of his fame? I've done two or three rewrites of my SF novel, and it's now at a professional editor. Still expect more rewrites after I get it back.
I'll need a beta reader to tell me if it's in the MilSF genre. I thought I was doing an adventure story. I've never been in the military.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:29 AM (uQesX)
372
Someone knows a lot about going down on their knees.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (cwGMH)
373 The Caine Mutiny' is so frickin good, I've reread it at least ten times.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026
*
Have not read it. How does it differ from the movie?
Hated the movie when the attorney dressed down Van Johnson who was a hero in the movie imo.
Of course Fred McMurray was the opposite.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026
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It follows the movie quite well. Bogart's Queeg is the embodiment of that character (though I'll bet Lloyd Nolan did a good job with it on stage). And Jose Ferrer's defense attorney dresses down MacMurray's character much more than Van Johnson's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (wzUl9)
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She did go with it. I was the only kid in the class who could read and she did encourage it. Just didn't happen that a) a kindergartener would think of going to a book fair, and b) would choose a late-grade-school level nonfiction book.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:26 AM (NcvvS)
Ah, OK. When you said “startled” I fell back on my own experiences. I had teachers who would have been startled then worked overtime to snuff out the interest in (whatever).
(My fourth grade teacher was amazing and worked to encourage many habits that persist into adulthood.)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (hJH5n)
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365 The book is 100X better than the movie. The book is making a much bigger point than 'a crazy captain gets tried.' Much more profound. It edified me like few books have.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (N8ZBc)
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>> It was September 30, which is a clue as the reason.
Use it or lose it - FY end.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:31 AM (NcvvS)
377
Not as classic as Asimov, but I recall a youtube video of 'medeval tech support' where a monk (or someone) gives a fellow monk a little tech-demo of how to use the new-fangled 'book' technology. It included an explanation of how to turn a page backwards to get back to where you were.
Posted by: Castle Guy at February 08, 2026 11:03 AM (Lhaco)
Which is funny because the Romans had bound books, not just scrolls. Called a codex.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:31 AM (uQesX)
If I were to reread it today, I'm sure I'd appreciate it more.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:32 AM (N8ZBc)
379
Re scholastic Books--I loved them too, until my kids were in elementary in the late 90s, and found it full of global warming, sustainability, and other crap.
Whatever happened to thje Great Books programs of my old Catholic school days? We stayed after one day a week, and did Dickens, Shakespeare, Conrad, Cooper, poets, you name it.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (enw9G)
In the 80s there were plenty of anti-nuke selections to pick from in the book orders.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:32 AM (hJH5n)
380The best thing she could have done was to just go with it. She doesn’t sound like a particularly good teacher.
She did go with it. I was the only kid in the class who could read and she did encourage it. Just didn't happen that a) a kindergartener would think of going to a book fair, and b) would choose a late-grade-school level nonfiction book.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026
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I caused my first-grade teacher a stir when she realized *I* could read.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:33 AM (wzUl9)
381
Loewen is a liar.
He made a number of politically-correct blunders in his book, like speculating that American Indians came to the Roman Empire. Because the Empire noted some Indians showing off offshore.
Which they did... from India. Sanskrit has been found in Egyptian ports at the time.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 08, 2026 11:33 AM (gKWVE)
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The book is 100X better than the movie. The book is making a much bigger point than 'a crazy captain gets tried.' Much more profound. It edified me like few books have.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (N8ZBc)
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I like the movie and it is good enough that the book has no appeal to me. A friend who has read the book remarks that he prefers the movie because it changes Queeg to a more sympathetic character who is suffering from battle fatigue rather than just being a jerk and that the Navy forced this as part of its cooperation agreement.
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366 The Caine Mutiny' is so frickin good, I've reread it at least ten times.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026
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Wouk's style just reads itself to you. The explanations of shipboard routines and Navy rules and regs are done in passing, so you are never confused and the story never slows.
His Youngblood Hawke is another great one. It's time it had a remake as a TV miniseries.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)
Had to read The Caine mutiny as part of a Boy Scout religious award - the Pius XII - which was another catholic specific award along with the Ad Alter Dei - which my mother insisted I get.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:34 AM (QGaXH)
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Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:30 AM (N8ZBc)
The theme I took away from the movie was the quandary of life changing decisions one must make .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:34 AM (cwGMH)
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We were assigned Silas Marner in the 10th grade.
Surprisingly I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Opinion fact
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"Eppie in de toal-hole" remains with me to this day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:35 AM (XeU6L)
386 Loewen is a liar.
He made a number of politically-correct blunders in his book, like speculating that American Indians came to the Roman Empire. Because the Empire noted some Indians showing off offshore.
Which they did... from India. Sanskrit has been found in Egyptian ports at the time.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 08, 2026
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He also says, twice, that other countries contribute more aid to the U.S. than the U.S. does to them; and that many other countries contribute a higher percentage of their GDP in foreign aid than the U.S. does. I find those points hard to believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:36 AM (wzUl9)
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Use it or lose it - FY end.
Posted by: Nazdar at February
Yes, rather than return the unused money to the wing commander component and receive a pat on the back for for still completing all assigned missions, the fear was doing so would result in a cut to future flight operation funding.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 11:37 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:29 AM (uQesX)
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Clancy can only write one kind of character, which is techno military guy. That was fine for his first book, but he stretches to develop meaningful characters in Red Storm Rising.
Also, the fact that he apparently hasn't figured out SACEUR's name until late in the book is a huge tell. He thinks of people in terms of their rank and role, not as people who happen to have a rank and role.
The funny thing was that I was just a history geek in high school and so I had no real world experience. If I read the books now, I'd probably be even more critical, but even then I'd read biographies and memoirs and knew that people are more than rank/title/position.
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>>(My fourth grade teacher was amazing and worked to encourage many habits that persist into adulthood.)
Got it, no worries. Was very lucky with teachers K-5. Grade 6 not so much, as she was first or second year out of school and took it as a personal affront that there were subjects that she simply didn't have the knowledge to teach me, and I was too naive to tell her, 'Just leave alone to read.' during those subjects.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:37 AM (NcvvS)
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Cow Demon, what sent me over the edge with scholastic were the kids' cookbooks.
One year I was delighted to see the section, because my kids were learning to do stuff at home. and then enraged to discover that of the four available, three were all about "sustainable chocolate", with sections on how the indigenous peoples of the Amazon were sustainably farming chocolate, so it was the only kind to ethically buy, and you should buy a LOT because native culture. The photos showed cleared acreage of jungle, when gee, only the year before the kids were doing projects that made them cry about how eeeevil it was to disturb the sacred rainforest.
Posted by: barbarausa at February 08, 2026 11:38 AM (enw9G)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:35 AM (XeU6L)
Yes . She was a tough cookie and melted his heart because of it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:38 AM (cwGMH)
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Yes, rather than return the unused money to the wing commander component and receive a pat on the back for for still completing all assigned missions, the fear was doing so would result in a cut to future flight operation funding.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 11:37 AM (Y1sOo)
Sounds like a Dilbert cartoon.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:39 AM (cwGMH)
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Well, it's getting to be that time. Thanks again, Perfesser!
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The fun thing about Mass Market Paperbacks is that they were cheap enough that you could take a chance on an author you didn't know much or anything about.
Two of those unknowns led to 2 books that are still my faves:
"Where Were You Last Pluterday?' by Paul Van Herck
This is a tremendously fun book with great ideas, startling originality, and great humor, which has been stolen...er, copied....uh, honored with respectful imitation several times since I read it in 1973. (Cost $0.95)
unfortunately, as far as I can tell this was Van Herck's only published novel.
The plot concerns a guy who meets a hawt girl who agrees to a date on next Pluterday. Now, he has to find out what the heck Pluterday is.
Tough to find at a good price now. Maybe a used book store.
The next is the "Dancers at the End of Time" Trilogy by Michael Moorcock. Starting with "An Alien Heat"
IMHO this is MM's best work and for the time, stunningly original as well. This trilogy is half-SF, Half- comedy of manners all GBS or Wilde as a group of frivolous people at the end of the universe come in contact with a Victorian woman, who when apprised of the situation wished to save the universe.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2026 11:40 AM (iJfKG)
395Yes, rather than return the unused money to the wing commander component and receive a pat on the back for for still completing all assigned missions, the fear was doing so would result in a cut to future flight operation funding.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026
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My first programming job was for a contractor with the DoD, and the perceived wisdom was that, with the Feds, if you didn't use all your funding by fiscal year end, the next year your budget would be cut.
When I started working at the private university, I asked if that were true there also. Nope.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:41 AM (wzUl9)
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355 We had to read a book called 'Alas Babylon' which focused on survivors of a massive nuclear attack living in central Florida and how they coped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (QGaXH)
It was most likely better than “Great Expectations”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (hJH5n)
Our somewhat small town HS Library (suburb of West Palm Beach) also had a collection of Russian Sci Fi translated of course to English. Some of the stories were pretty interesting as I recall. Somebody must have donated them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:41 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 08, 2026 11:42 AM (iJfKG)
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>>I caused my first-grade teacher a stir when she realized *I* could read.
Heh. My folks were going to send me to Catholic grade school after kindergarten. Years later, found out why they didn't: Mom called them to see if they had any programs for entering first-graders who could already read. She was told that entering first-graders can't read, that's a mother's imagination. Stayed at the public schools K-12.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:42 AM (NcvvS)
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355 We had to read a book called 'Alas Babylon' which focused on survivors of a massive nuclear attack living in central Florida and how they coped.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:20 AM (QGaXH)
It was most likely better than “Great Expectations”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 08, 2026 11:25 AM (hJH5n)
The author was Pat Frank in case anybody is interested.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:42 AM (QGaXH)
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"... the fear was doing so would result in a cut to future flight operation funding"
Higher ed's the same way. The rush to spend any unused funds at the end of the FY was always ridiculous.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 11:43 AM (q3u5l)
401Heh. My folks were going to send me to Catholic grade school after kindergarten. Years later, found out why they didn't: Mom called them to see if they had any programs for entering first-graders who could already read. She was told that entering first-graders can't read, that's a mother's imagination. Stayed at the public schools K-12.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026
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My father had been educated, grades 1-8, in Catholic schools. He vetoed my going to one; said he would never put a child of his through that kind of torture. (Remember, back then Catholic schools could use corporal punishment. For that matter, my first grade teacher occasionally rapped a palm or some knuckles with a ruler. That vanished the next year, as I recall.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:45 AM (wzUl9)
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'I'm old enough to remember when the media hated football, and the SB was an event for drunken, wife-beating retards. How times have changed.'
Why fight it when you can co-opt it and ruin it?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 08, 2026 11:45 AM (fd80v)
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Clancy can only write one kind of character, which is techno military guy. That was fine for his first book, but he stretches to develop meaningful characters in Red Storm Rising.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 08, 2026 11:37 AM (ZOv7s)
Got it. I'm waiting for the editor to return my ms to see what she thinks. I don't use technobable or go deep into the mechanics of how things work. Just handwavium.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:45 AM (uQesX)
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Local library has Free Book giveaway shelves in the front lobby. I've never asked if they are there because they have too many copies, or if the books are just not being requested. I counsel myself, 'Don't look, don't look!' as I pass by, but always do. A few weeks back, thre was a pristine hardback of 'The Jungle Book'. Remarkably, I've never read it, though am familiar, by osmosis, with the sundry stories.
Don't the publisher of that particular book, but it was very nicely illustrated. Of course I brought it home and read it,
decades after I ought to have. Afterwards, dropped it off at one of the neighborhood Little Free Libraries. Hope it ends up in the hands of some child...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:46 AM (XeU6L)
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Caine Mutiny the movie literally butchers the book. Completely loses sight of the story about Willie the ensign maturing during the war.
A movie that stays pretty true to the story is 'Wild' with Reese Witherspoon. The book, by Sheryl Strayed (sp, name?) is a woman's story of basically deciding to hike the Pacific Crest trail with little or no training or prep.
It's a wonder she survived to tell about it. Read the book first - then see the movie.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:47 AM (QGaXH)
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Tulsi the Traitor is going down! Shame she was a former Dem.
Posted by: Sid
Speaking of going down, is your mom still able to feed you on her truck stop gloryhole wages?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 08, 2026 11:47 AM (/IQ1H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:47 AM (XeU6L)
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There are other kinds of school punishment besides the physical. My third-grade teacher would stop all instruction at 2:50 p.m., and give us all the gimlet eye as she decided who would have detention and who wouldn't. To eight-year-olds it felt like going before a court-martial, or being hauled before Stalin to see which camp you would be sent to. Terrifying.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:47 AM (wzUl9)
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I argue with my local independent bookseller about the value of paper books versus electronic books. I am paranoid enough to suspect that Big Brother will alter important books in my grandsons’ lifetimes. I have a “Tom Sawyer” paperback and a brief collection of Uncle Remus stories. I should seek out an uncensored “Huck Finn” if that still exists. I instruct my progeny to NEVER voice the “N” word out loud, even if a teacher tries to trick them to do so. I warn them about the “Mark Fuhrman” syndrome.
Posted by: Fenderbender at February 08, 2026 11:47 AM (1FEc1)
I could read in kindergarten and went to Catholic schools 1-8. Don't recall any problems of the "no, really, you can't read yet" variety. But I did have a science teacher downgrade me once for being too far ahead of the class -- any comments I made in discussion were disruptive because it took up too much class time explaining them to some of the others. So I kept my mouth shut, continued my out-of-class reading, and took my A's for classwork and tests. A valuable lesson of sorts for some situations -- my first encounter with the proverb about the nail standing too high.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 11:50 AM (q3u5l)
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My older son was quite a reader and was the right age (5th grade) when the Harry Potter books came out. The third or fourth one was a huge volume and i fortunately scored a copy right away. I left it under his pillow. He comes out holding his head...'thanks a lot, dad' (sarcastic voice - lol)
A few days later we're hiking in the mountains with his Webelos pack. We stop for a break - what does he pull out of his backpack? The big Harry Potter book.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 08, 2026 11:51 AM (QGaXH)
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I really don't care who wins the SB. Searching for some sort of rooting interest, Kenneth Walker III played his last year in college at my alma mater, so I guess I'll root for Seattle.
*shrug*
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 11:51 AM (Y1sOo)
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Maybe I was a little more aware because I was always looking for SF books on school reading lists, scholastic book sales, etc. -- but there were ALWAYS at least a couple of "nuclear war is bad, mmkay?" books. Every damned year from 1975 until the mid-1980s. Alas Babylon, Z For Zachariah, On the Beach, Canticle For Liebowitz, etc. Some of them are good novels (Canticle, Beach). Some of them were only published as nuclear-disarmament propaganda.
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 08, 2026 11:51 AM (78a2H)
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I finished Taos 1847 edited by Michael McNierney.
During the Mexican-American war, the US Army raised volunteer units from Missouri to join with regular Army to pass through what is now New Mexico on the way to California. New Mexico was taken with minimal fighting and word came that California was taken, so the troops were used to garrison New Mexico as a territory. The local Mexican and Pueblo Indians rose up, killed the Governor and seized a number of town, and the revolt was put down and the principals hanged.
This is a number of excerpts of memoirs, War Department reports, communiques and diary entries about this period in Taos' history.
Quite a nice little book, and as always I am impressed how literate and well spoken people of the time come off.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 08, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
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Caine Mutiny the movie literally butchers the book. Completely loses sight of the story about Willie the ensign maturing during the war.
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This is why I've never watched 'Greyhound', the film adaptation of 'The Good Shepherd', by C. S. Forester.
I'm afraid that Tom Hanks would forever taint the story.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:53 AM (XeU6L)
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'the SB was an event for drunken, wife-beating retards. How times have changed'
Wait, the WNBA was the intended audience?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 08, 2026 11:53 AM (/IQ1H)
Thinking a lot of us here were reading before reaching first grade. Grades 1-2 I was the one who was exasperated that few of the other students knew the answers to almost all of the questions. Like you, learned to keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:54 AM (NcvvS)
420Caine Mutiny the film does deal with Willie the ensign, yes, but let's face it: It would take more than two hours to do justice to that storyline plus that of Queeg. Something had to go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:55 AM (wzUl9)
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Sid - Is that a book title? You're well-read, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:55 AM (XeU6L)
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Eh, the saddest part of Sunday morning is here again. The end of the book thread. Thanks, Perfessor.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2026 11:56 AM (uQesX)
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*I really don't care who wins the SB. Searching for some sort of rooting interest*
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Keep an eye out for us.
Posted by: The Flying Green Dildos at February 08, 2026 11:56 AM (2Ez/1)
I'm afraid that Tom Hanks would forever taint the story.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2026 11:53 AM (XeU6L)
I’ve not seen it either but I believe a number of posters here have given it good reviews. Don’t know if they’ve read the book though.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 08, 2026 11:57 AM (cwGMH)
425Thinking a lot of us here were reading before reaching first grade. Grades 1-2 I was the one who was exasperated that few of the other students knew the answers to almost all of the questions. Like you, learned to keep my mouth shut.
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026
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In 4th and 5th grade, our teacher would tell us *not* to take our reading textbook home and read ahead. So naturally I did, and was bored in class. But then I was bored by a lot of school anyway. I considered I learned more during elementary school by reading the encyclopedia and watching the original Jeopardy!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 08, 2026 11:57 AM (wzUl9)
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>>Eh, the saddest part of Sunday morning is here again. The end of the book thread. Thanks, Perfessor.
+1
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 11:57 AM (NcvvS)
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"Completely loses sight of the story about Willie the ensign maturing during the war."
BINGO! The real point of the story.
Posted by: gp at February 08, 2026 11:58 AM (N8ZBc)
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For as much as I love the Caine Mutiny movie the book is so much better
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 11:58 AM (Ia/+0)
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Reading my first Tom Clancy was about as painful as reading Lord of the Rings. Never finished either.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 08, 2026 11:59 AM (S/d7o)
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My brother and I were pretty much spontaneous readers. A couple hours of prompting on sounding things out by our dad, and off we went, so we were both reading by kindergarten.
I remember there being a lot of fairly pointless research done on this back then. It turns out to appear totally anomalous. Some small number of kids can do it, it can't be cultivated, and appears to have no link to intelligence or educational outcomes. Just a fluke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2026 11:59 AM (BI5O2)
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>>I considered I learned more during elementary school by reading the encyclopedia and watching the original Jeopardy!
Thought it was a major achievement the first time I got the Final Jeopardy question right - maybe 8 or 9?
Posted by: Nazdar at February 08, 2026 12:00 PM (NcvvS)
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And on that happy note, it's off to make a futile attempt to make myself useful here at Casa Some Guy.
Perfessor, thanks for the thread.
Have a good one, gang.
And a sorta happy thought: a LOT of mass market paperbacks are floating around out there as pirated PDFs, and a PDF of that size fits nicely on the desktop screen or a decently sized tablet. DMCA doesn't like it, but maybe they won't die completely after all.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at February 08, 2026 12:00 PM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2026 12:02 PM (Ia/+0)
436 Loewen is a liar.
He made a number of politically-correct blunders in his book, like speculating that American Indians came to the Roman Empire. Because the Empire noted some Indians showing off offshore.
Which they did... from India. Sanskrit has been found in Egyptian ports at the time.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 08, 2026 11:33 AM (gKWVE)
The Golden Wind by L Sprague deCamp is about that period, the first Roman era adventurer-trader to sail to and back from India from the Red Sea on the Monsoon winds came with enormously valuable cargos, which the governor of Egypt stole from him, both trips.
In the book he then decides to try to sail around Africa
Posted by: Kindltot at February 08, 2026 12:02 PM (rbvCR)
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Two quick recommendations:
'A Bloody Habit" by Eleanor Bourg Nicholson.
Vampires in Victorian London, battled by an agnostic lawyer and an order of Dominican friars.
and
"The Eighth Arrow: Odysseus in the Underworld" by J. Augustine Wetta, O.S.B.
Odysseus and his friend Diomedes are allowed by Athena to try to make their way out of the Underworld. Adventure, constant danger and hardship (it is Hades, after all) and lesson learning. This would be an excellent choice for older YA's who like LotR and have some basic background in mythology.
Both from Ignatius Press.
Posted by: sal at February 08, 2026 12:03 PM (f+FmA)
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"Thailand's history has people like King Mongkut, King Bhumibol, Adolf Link (who turned a drugstore into a multinational conglomerate), Jim Thompson, not to mention various shady/colorful characters of the Vietnam era."
A member of the international set, the Eton and Cambridge educated Prince Birabongse Bhanudej Bhanubandh (B. Bira), a Thai prince, raced mostly as a Maserati privateer from the inaugural Formula 1 season in 1950 through about 1954.
The twentieth century had celebrities like Prince Bira, while we have Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: Pope John 20th at February 08, 2026 12:04 PM (7ZRgl)
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For the 2021 season, Kenneth Walker III won awards as both the nation's top college running back, (Doak Walker Award) and player of the year (Walter Camp Award).
A strong case can be made that he should've won the Heisman Trophy that year, as well. Instead, he wasn't even invited to the trophy presentation in NYC.
Had he been a RB for one of the elite teams -- Alabama, Ohio State, Notre Dame, et al -- putting up the same numbers and winning the same two prestigious awards, he would've been practically a shoe-in for the Heisman.
It was laughable.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 08, 2026 12:05 PM (Y1sOo)