Overnight Open Thread [02/09/2026]

The burbs are great after a big snow. Especially when the temperature doesn't skyrocket afterward and the snow sticks around for a few weeks. My little town does a good job of clearing the roads, so driving is effortless, and the pleasure of a white wonderland is clear to see without having to slog through a big mess.

NYC is a different animal entirely, and they are welcome to their garbage-strewn streets and slush mountains. I'll take the pristine (for now) suburbs any day over 3:00AM Thai takeout and marijuana delivery.

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[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]

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This thing looks absolutely useless, and absolutely loads of fun!

Jetson One

It's just a drone writ large, and that makes it both reassuring and terrifying. But you can't get one until 2028...they are either backlogged, or it's all smoke and mirrors.

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A fish is swimming out in a lake, when he sees a fly flitting around, 3 feet above the water. The fish thinks to himself, "If that fly comes down about 5 inches, I can eat it!", so he sits and waits.
A bear sees the fish watching the fly and thinks to himself, "When that fly comes down a few inches, that fish is going to jump up and try to eat it. When that happens, I'm going to swipe that fish onto land and eat it."
A hunter eating a sandwich sees the bear watching the fish watching the fly, and thinks to himself, "When that fly lowers, the fish is going to jump up to get it, and that bear is going to try and eat that fish. When that happens, I'm going to shoot the bear and stuff him for my den," so he puts down his sandwich, and readies his gun.
A mouse is sitting there watching the hunter, watching the bear, watching the fish, watching the fly, and thinks to himself, "When that fish goes for the fly and the bear goes for the fish, and the hunter tries too shoot the bear, I'm going to go and eat his sandwich." so he sits and waits, keeping a watchful eye on the hunter and his sandwich.
A cat in the bushes sees the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly, and thinks "When that fly lowers 5 inches, the fish is going to try and eat it, then the bear is going to eat the fish, then that hunter is going to shoot the bear, then that mouse is going to try and eat the sandwich. When that happens, I'm going to eat that mouse." so he sits and waits. watching the mouse intently.
After a few tense minutes, the fly finally lowers itself.
The fish jumps out of the water, and catches the fly in it's mouth a split second before the bear swipes the fish onto land and begins to devour it, shortly before being shot in the face by the hunter, while the mouse lunges for the sandwich. The cat sees the action springing right in front of him, so he books it out of the bushes making a bee line for the mouse, but misses it completely, and falls face first into the lake.
Moral of the story; when a fly comes down 5 inches, a pussy gets wet.

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Researchers 'surprised' by the brain benefits of cannabis usage in adults over 40

Pass the pot to Grandma — her brain might thank you.
A new study is challenging long-held assumptions about cannabis, finding that middle-aged and older adults who use the drug may actually see some brain and cognitive benefits.
The twist comes as cannabis use is climbing among older Americans. Research shows that nearly 1 in 5 people ages 50 to 64 reported using marijuana in the past year, along with 5.9% of those 65 and older.

Biochemical research is mostly bullshit: filled with weasel words and ass-covering nonsense. If marijuana was that wonderful, we would have figured it out long ago.

You Know Who hardest hit!

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1 Artificial Intelligence is perfectly safe and safely perfect.

The Internet told me so.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mind, the final frontier at February 09, 2026 10:18 PM (kqXjy)

2 st!

Posted by: Crusader at February 09, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)

3 yo

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2026 10:19 PM (UOTmo)

4 Finally!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 10:19 PM (cYBz/)

5 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 09, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)

6 Sorry I'm late, my keys were dirty.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 09, 2026 10:19 PM (u28BA)

7 It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in,
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man who's worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Posted by: Alexandr Solzhenitsyn at February 09, 2026 10:20 PM (UOTmo)

8 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 09, 2026 10:20 PM (+HNx/)

9 booga booga

Posted by: gKWVE at February 09, 2026 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

10 Excellent joke.
It is now being read on three continents.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:21 PM (1VKLJ)

11 no...

Posted by: MkY at February 09, 2026 10:22 PM (q6tQZ)

12 love the key cleaner. joke's a groaner

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2026 10:22 PM (UOTmo)

13 Thanks for the ONT, CBD! Nice show ya got there.

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 09, 2026 10:22 PM (47diA)

14 7 It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in,
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man who's worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Posted by: Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Well? We're waiting!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2026 10:23 PM (Riz8t)

15 Thomas Massie is the Tori Amos of Corey Feldmans.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 09, 2026 10:23 PM (DJAE9)

16 It's too bad Elmer Fudd didn't show up on the Jumbotron during last night's halftime show. I would have loved to hear "Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Hehehehe."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 09, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)

17 15 Thomas Massie is the Tori Amos of Corey Feldmans.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 09, 2026 10:23 PM (DJAE9)

Better Feldman than Haim.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 09, 2026 10:23 PM (u28BA)

18 Oof. That's a lot of snow.

Did I mention that I went sailing in 80 degrees and sunshine yesterday?

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2026 10:24 PM (+HNx/)

19 Huh. I guess I picked the wrong decade (of my life) to give up pot.

Meh. Modern pot isn't as good as the good old days, anyway. Bring back Acupolka Gold! 🙄😲😆

Posted by: mindful webworker - pass the air freshener at February 09, 2026 10:25 PM (kqXjy)

20 We're finally about to break out of the single digits, and have temps into the high 20's low 30's

#tropical

Posted by: browndog with icy paws at February 09, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)

21 Evenin' CBD. Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 09, 2026 10:26 PM (H/suN)

22 ***Pass the pot to Grandma — her brain might thank you.
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Big Pot paid for that study.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 10:26 PM (6W1vz)

23 Never met anyone who sounded smarter high. But I am definitely a prude when it comes to these things. I will absolutely admit it!

Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2026 10:27 PM (Wmg4n)

24 The two Coreys. Hollywood sucks.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 10:27 PM (/WQyy)

25 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 10:27 PM (lUFok)

26 Nice ONT, CBD!

Especially loved the fish joke. Didn't see that punchline coming!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (kB9dk)

27 Biochemical research is mostly bullshit: filled with weasel words and ass-covering nonsense. If marijuana was that wonderful, we would have figured it out long ago.
You Know Who hardest hit!
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Same goes for that pain relief crap.
Talk about the power of suggestion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (6W1vz)

28 "This thing looks absolutely useless, and absolutely loads of fun!"

Here's what happens if you buy one, Actual delivery of the vehicle:

https://tinyurl.com/4dhdu4ba

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (w/O5Q)

29 "Researchers 'surprised' by the brain benefits of cannabis usage in adults over 40"

...another surprise cannabis benefit is psychosis and violence.

Posted by: Joemarine at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)

30 Nice jokes.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

31 In 13 above, I meant snow, not show.

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (47diA)

32 another surprise cannabis benefit is psychosis and violence.
Posted by: Joemarine at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)

I am betting emphysema too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

33 23 Never met anyone who sounded smarter high

Maybe raimondo.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (gKWVE)

34 If the electrical puns start amping up, I'll have to leave. Not willing to take it in the shorts.

Posted by: Pull My Wire at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)

35 We normally have winters that look just like that top photo. Snow on the ground in our yards for 2mo starting in November.

The weather this year said, "Sorry! All the snow is going East, mate!" I grieve but will get over it. Will now settle for snow in the mountains and rain here. Life is grand otherwise.

I have not been happy about the lack of snow. Those of you who have it have probably not been happy at times, either.

However, in the Intermountain states we envy you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 09, 2026 10:30 PM (WONhk)

36 Thomas Q. Massie (the Q stands for Quisling).

Posted by: Joemarine at February 09, 2026 10:31 PM (y171U)

37 33 23 Never met anyone who sounded smarter high

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Guys who are high think they sound smarter when they're high.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2026 10:31 PM (+HNx/)

38 Watt's happening?

Posted by: mot at February 09, 2026 10:31 PM (fIPNY)

39 28 "This thing looks absolutely useless, and absolutely loads of fun!"

Here's what happens if you buy one, Actual delivery of the vehicle:

https://tinyurl.com/4dhdu4ba
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (w/O5Q)

I see many issue here ...

Posted by: zombie I at February 09, 2026 10:31 PM (3sXRv)

40 Mah haid got cut off ...

Posted by: zombie Isadora Duncan at February 09, 2026 10:32 PM (3sXRv)

41 If the electrical puns start amping up, I'll have to leave. Not willing to take it in the shorts.
Posted by: Pull My Wire

To be honest, I'm shocked the puns haven't already started.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok)

42 To be honest, I'm shocked the puns haven't already started.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I expected resistance.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 10:33 PM (cYBz/)

43 NYC is a different animal entirely, and they are welcome to their garbage-strewn streets and slush mountains.

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Pull up a chair and grab the popcorn. NYC is about to have a bit of a warm spell. It's the first one since the garbage collection problems. And, I'm telling you right now, the rats are excited. If you've never spent a lot of time in NYC, then you might now be aware of how big the rat population is. You get a taste of it everytime the subway tunnels flood. But, nothing's more appetizing to a population of rats than rising temperatures and free food in the winter time.

Enjoy the show.

Oh, and about that Jetson 1 passenger drone. I'm sure Special Ops branches within the military are already playing around with one to dampen the noise. Those are a tool they'd love to have in the arsenal.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)

44 I'm shocked the puns haven't already started.

CBD even lobbed in Ohm in a tale . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 09, 2026 10:33 PM (47diA)

45 Extra Strength Placebo does well in double blind studies

Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2026 10:33 PM (0OORa)

46 However, in the Intermountain states we envy you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

After three weeks of glaciation here in The Swamp, you can have it. Not seeing the appeal, unless it scours away all the commie bastards around here.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2026 10:34 PM (UOTmo)

47 If the electrical puns start amping up, I'll have to leave. Not willing to take it in the shorts.
Posted by: Pull My Wire at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)

Careful. You don't want your shorts grounded due to capacitance.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 09, 2026 10:34 PM (S/Y4j)

48 Huh.

That Bing Crosby song, sounded kinda like Dean Martin.

With a glass of apple juice.

Posted by: mindful webworker - buh buh buh booo at February 09, 2026 10:34 PM (kqXjy)

49 Somebody wired the key cleaner wrong.

.....unless it really is a key cleaner. Then, bravo.

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

50 Watts Going On?

Posted by: 4 Non Blondes at February 09, 2026 10:35 PM (+HNx/)

51 29 "Researchers 'surprised' by the brain benefits of cannabis usage in adults over 40"

...another surprise cannabis benefit is psychosis and violence.
Posted by: Joemarine at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)

violence?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2026 10:35 PM (w/O5Q)

52 This thing looks absolutely useless, and absolutely loads of fun!"
Here's what happens if you buy one, Actual delivery of the vehicle:
https://tinyurl.com/4dhdu4ba
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2026 10:28 PM (w/O5Q)

Watched the video. I, for one, wouldn't stand next to the cockpit to give instructions to the pilot when the propeller blades are deployed.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 10:35 PM (aMrr2)

53 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 09, 2026 10:35 PM (sAmhv)

54 Good catch mikeski. That's neutral lol.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2026 10:36 PM (UOTmo)

55 However, in the Intermountain states we envy you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

What states are the Intermountain States?

Posted by: Libtards at February 09, 2026 10:36 PM (5rh/l)

56 Speaking of electricity - I removed a 25 year old transfer switch (that wasn't wired to any power source) today. What a mess. I'm powering up (HAH) to add some backup power capability to my system. I'm considering some battery storage, portable solar panels, and a portable generator.

Lots of offerings out there - looks like it's time to get into the weeds with all the info.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 10:36 PM (cYBz/)

57 Well, we did our good deed of the day today. We are paying for a young lady (junior high) who we have known since before she was born to go to a STEM camp this summer. She was nominated by one of her teachers, and it is a leadership program. She will be able to stay on campus at a local college for a week.

She is a great kid. Her mom has been Rebecca's massage therapist for about 15 years now; her husband - this young lady's father - died very unexpectedly 10 years ago, so they live on one income.

They didn't know how they would be able to afford to pay for her to attend this program. Since we are in a position to help out these ladies who are very much like family to us, we told them that if they weren't able to secure a scholarship we would pick up the cost so that this young lady could attend this program.

What a joy to be able to do this for such a wonderful young lady! She is very excited, and we are excited for her. And we are so grateful that we are able to help make this possible for her ♥️♥️♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 09, 2026 10:37 PM (SRRAx)

58 Emiru issued an apology for being honest about lacking an opinion on ICE.

So naturally the Twitterati mob that had attacked her originally have not accepted her apology and continue to savage her.

When can social media just die already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

59 The two Coreys. Hollywood sucks.
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It does. It seems like there a mild movement to pretend that Epstein wasn't about sex with the under-aged (because he was all about the money...? How would that be any different?). Yet, the history of cinema says that casting seems to be all about that. Are we supposed to believe that Epstein's clients had little in common with Hollywood?

Posted by: Crusader at February 09, 2026 10:39 PM (Cjcf6)

60 Well done, TiFW!

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 09, 2026 10:39 PM (47diA)

61 If someone stuffed a key in the neutral side, it probably won't pop like that. That looks like a grounding problem or too much load. Also the receptacle could be a $3 piece of junk.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 10:40 PM (xFfhU)

62 What states are the Intermountain States?

The states that are in ter mountains. (NM, CO, WY, MT, ID, UT, NV, eastern WA, eastern OR, eastern CA, and AZ)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 10:41 PM (lUFok)

63 45 Extra Strength Placebo does well in double blind studies
Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2026 10:33 PM (0OORa)

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Maybe, but does it have a good jingle?

Posted by: Jardiance at February 09, 2026 10:41 PM (+HNx/)

64 If they can give the Jetson a range of 60 miles and a pilot weight of 250lbs, it will be a billion dollar industry. In warm weather states that becomes the commute of choice. A secondary industry will be the landing ports.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:41 PM (1VKLJ)

65 What a joy to be able to do this for such a wonderful young lady! She is very excited, and we are excited for her. And we are so grateful that we are able to help make this possible for her ♥️♥️♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 09, 2026 10:37 PM (SRRAx)

This is awesome, what a blessing you are to her!

Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2026 10:42 PM (Wmg4n)

66 Teresa, that is wonderful you can make a difference for that young girl.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 10:42 PM (/WQyy)

67 Evening all,

There are two new updates to our cat blog tonight.

Big Boy, the black cat that arrived just before dad passed, then disappeared after a couple months has shown up and injured. We had to do an emergency after hours vet visit to get him checked.

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Posted by: Joyenz at February 09, 2026 10:43 PM (2F0/Y)

68 I enjoyed the TP "halftime" show, with two caveats:
1) Fire the guy on the sound board. The vocals were muddy, and more often than not, the backup vocals/ instruments were on top.
2)They lied about the timing. They promised that it would be synced with the game, but when I switched back to the game, it was already at 14:03.
It was pretty much amateur hour. Each act was internally good, except for the aforementioned sound issues, but the timing leading from one performance to the next wasn't on. It was obvious that they didn't rehearse getting on and off.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 09, 2026 10:44 PM (pk60q)

69 I’m tired.

Last night was crazy.

Gotta get some sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2026 10:44 PM (IhIKR)

70 What is the failure recovery method for a 4 rotor drone? I suppose each blade has its own motor. If one motor stops producing power, is the geometrically opposite rotor shut down and do the remaining 2 rotors have enough energy to "land" the thing? Inquiring minds (or at least mine) want to know!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 09, 2026 10:45 PM (47diA)

71 What a joy to be able to do this for such a wonderful young lady! She is very excited, and we are excited for her. And we are so grateful that we are able to help make this possible for her ♥️♥️♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 09, 2026 10:37 PM (SRRAx)

That's great. I hope she enjoys the experience!

Posted by: Joyenz at February 09, 2026 10:45 PM (2F0/Y)

72 Structural engineer's report came in today. Looks like I'm moving soon. Just two miles away, though, so not a big deal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 10:46 PM (lUFok)

73 The Jetson: Incoming copyright infringement lawsuit? Or maybe they properly licensed the name.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 10:46 PM (aMrr2)

74 62 What states are the Intermountain States?

The states that are in ter mountains. (NM, CO, WY, MT, ID, UT, NV, eastern WA, eastern OR, eastern CA, and AZ)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 10:41 PM (lUFok)

So, aren't the states between the Appalachians and the Rockies intermountain states? Heck, it seems almost every state is an intermountain state. Even Hawaii - it's between the Sierra Nevadas and the Urals.

Posted by: Libtards at February 09, 2026 10:46 PM (5rh/l)

75 It's just a drone writ large, and that makes it both reassuring and terrifying.

I prefer my helicopter blades to be non-coplanar with the pilot.

Not that it matters if something goes wrong 1000 feet up.

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

76 Researchers 'surprised' by the brain benefits of cannabis usage in adults over 40
"Greater lifetime use was also linked to better performance in learning, processing speed, and short-term memory. "

Complete and total bullshit.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 09, 2026 10:47 PM (D0HYP)

77 73 The Jetson: Incoming copyright infringement lawsuit? Or maybe they properly licensed the name.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 10:46 PM (aMrr2)

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Spacely Sprockets owns the rights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2026 10:48 PM (+HNx/)

78 Nice ONT CBD

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 09, 2026 10:48 PM (ZF6+q)

79 64 If they can give the Jetson a range of 60 miles and a pilot weight of 250lbs, it will be a billion dollar industry. In warm weather states that becomes the commute of choice. A secondary industry will be the landing ports.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Bargained with Grok for a self driving car and an Optimus - offered cash. No deals. No discounts.No\
Optimus and the best deal on a self-driver is $36,990 plus $99 a month for the FSD option.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 10:49 PM (6W1vz)

80 Teresa, that is some very sweet news. Hope she fully embraces the opportunity.

Joyenz, that is some good news. Hope it all turns out well.

I've also had a missing cat return. Thankfully young little Pip is still very healthy and vocal. Isis is adjusting to having her adopted kitten back. Detente is the best they manage right now along with claw swipes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)

81 >I prefer my helicopter blades to be non-coplanar with the pilot.

Not that it matters if something goes wrong 1000 feet up.
Posted by: mikeski
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You can pass out from blood loss on the way down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 10:50 PM (6W1vz)

82 If marijuana was that wonderful, we would have figured it out long ago.
You Know Who hardest hit!

So what's your excuse for forgetting his name?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

83 It turns out the pot research consisted of watching Seth Rogen movies. "Amazing!" one researcher said. "They smoke pot, and right away, they get smarter and cooler."

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 10:52 PM (0e5Te)

84 82 If marijuana was that wonderful, we would have figured it out long ago.
You Know Who hardest hit!

So what's your excuse for forgetting his name?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

***

Snort!
Well played!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:52 PM (1VKLJ)

85 what's your excuse for forgetting his name?
Posted by: Dark Litigator

I smoked two joints

Posted by: the toyes at February 09, 2026 10:53 PM (gKWVE)

86 So what's your excuse for forgetting his name?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

I have never forgotten anyone's na...hey! Is that popcorn?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 09, 2026 10:53 PM (n9ltV)

87 What day is this?
It's freaking Monday, where is everyone?
Blue Monday just wear you out? Oh, blue Monday...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 09, 2026 10:53 PM (6W1vz)

88 If the electrical puns start amping up, I'll have to leave. Not willing to take it in the shorts.
Posted by: Pull My Wire
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Don't let the step function hit you in the ass.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 09, 2026 10:53 PM (pk60q)

89 Electrical puns can have such a snap to them. Then a pop. And then a trip to the hospital.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 10:54 PM (2GVsD)

90 Posted by: Tonypete
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Ecoflow has a smart circuit box along with enough scalable battery capacity to run a substantial house up to about a week if you wish. Costco has some of their products or you can order them online or even Ebay as Ecoflow has a refurbished storefront on Ebay.

They also have the smaller and more portable types. And portable solar cells.

Jackery does okay with the smaller batteries as does Bluetti and both also sell portable solar cells for recharging.

A simple gas/propane generator can also ease issues with the battery generators. If you do have electronics or electronics heavy appliances, the line sags and surges from normal gas/propane/nat gas generators (not inverter types) can damage those. Using the generator to charge one of the battery generators avoids that problem if you run items off of that.

E.g. our pellet stove requires about 300 watts to ignite and about 100 watts per hour for fan and feeding pellets. But since computerized control, requires pure sine wave electricity to keep it running. Battery generators generate sine wave supply that it needs.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 10:55 PM (2swu2)

91 Good evening morons ותודה רבה CBD

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

92 64 If they can give the Jetson a range of 60 miles and a pilot weight of 250lbs, it will be a billion dollar industry. In warm weather states that becomes the commute of choice. A secondary industry will be the landing ports.
Posted by: Diogenes

Devil's Advocate Position: After the first half-dozen fatal Jetson-Jetson mid-airs at liquor stores after dark, or the first six incidents of soccer moms crashing into each other at 35 feet over Panera stores, no one will be able to afford flying insurance for a Jetson.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 10:57 PM (5rh/l)

93 Don't let the step function hit you in the ass.
Posted by: buddhaha

Ohm my god, not this again.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 10:57 PM (KAi1n)

94 So what's your excuse for forgetting his name?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

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It's the flashbacks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

95 Gref

Or even worse, wine-box soccer Moms locked in an aerial duel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

96 >>>Electrical puns can have such a snap to them. Then a pop. And then a trip to the hospital.

Posted by: Anna Puma

>Watch your ass when you're around those people into AC/DC.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 10:58 PM (xFfhU)

97 Good evening morons ותודה רבה CBD
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

Hey San Franpsycho, had a great time in the city. Sitting in the airline waiting to board. Really enjoyed myself.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:59 PM (1VKLJ)

98 >Watch your ass when you're around those people into AC/DC.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

Posted by: gKWVE at February 09, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

99 At least it's not fish puns tonight.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 11:00 PM (aMrr2)

100 Thanks whig - I've been looking at the Ecoflow products. I need to work on the deep dive but so far, they look promising. My electric provider (a TVA coop) has pretty inexpensive kW rates BUT we are in a high wind, lotsa trees environment so periodic outages are a thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 11:00 PM (cYBz/)

101 Devil's Advocate Position: After the first half-dozen fatal Jetson-Jetson mid-airs at liquor stores after dark, or the first six incidents of soccer moms crashing into each other at 35 feet over Panera stores, no one will be able to afford flying insurance for a Jetson.
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 10:57 PM (5rh/l)

The FAA will step in once this gets serious. Just like for drones. But common sense regulations can fix a lot of the issues.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (1VKLJ)

102 Structural engineer's report came in today. Looks like I'm moving soon. Just two miles away, though, so not a big deal.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

What happened?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (ZF6+q)

103 At least it's not fish puns tonight.

The eel you say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

104 Ugh. My wife is watching some romcom movie with Ryan Raymonds and that hot chick from Demolition Man, about how immigration fraud is awesome, as long as you're a hot white chick instead of some Aztec hobbit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (BI5O2)

105 >>>My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

Posted by: gKWVE

>Cause I'm V.F.D., I'm Dynamite!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:02 PM (xFfhU)

106 Don't let the step function hit you in the ass.
Posted by: buddhaha

Better than taking its derivative in the ass.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 09, 2026 11:02 PM (dhHpw)

107 At least it's not fish puns tonight.

The eel you say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)

I tried the tuna for the hailbut.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:03 PM (/WQyy)

108 I saw Aztec Hobbit open for...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 11:03 PM (aMrr2)

109 A throwback ONT from 1998!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:03 PM (1+Dhc)

110 95 Gref

Or even worse, wine-box soccer Moms locked in an aerial duel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

Yup. It will be a re-run of the earliest WW1 air-to-air combats. Soccer moms shooting pistols at each in contests for prime landing spots at nail salons.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 11:04 PM (5rh/l)

111 What happened?

Report was for a new (to me) house that has some cracks visible on the outside. Offer was contingent on the results of the inspection.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 09, 2026 11:04 PM (lUFok)

112 Flying cars aren't exactly new, of course. The Chineese demo'd a flying car back in '22.
x.com/i/status/1580591685867753474

Flying cars will be a lot better if they can use something besides old-fashioned head-chopper type blades. I've seen examples. Here's one:
https://youtu.be/iYsoDS0UM4c

Another, sorta
https://youtu.be/MGy8jvf-DZ0

Another toroidal example
https://youtu.be/E8L8I0dLh_o

Comic relief, loosely related, page 12 from my old webwork series "Getting From Here to There,"
The 500 Cars of That Guy
https://bit.ly/500-cars-of-that-guy
(click on Larger Image for a larger image)

Posted by: mindful webworker - i need one to fly to the South 40 at February 09, 2026 11:04 PM (kqXjy)

113 Aztec Hobbit, Thousand Millimeter Reich's Mexican la lucha dora cousin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

114 Lemme guess the story…

Guy hates girl. But she needs a green card and he needs money. So they make a deal,
Money for pretending to be married.

But - get this - they end up falling in love. And then get for real married and live happily ever after.

Am I close?

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 11:05 PM (y6810)

115 Hey San Franpsycho, had a great time in the city. Sitting in the airline waiting to board. Really enjoyed myself.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:59 PM (1VKLJ)
====
Glad you enjoyed.

Did you get that "secondary screening" I called in for you?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

116 The jokes; I laughed.

Check out the disembodied guitar strings vid at the end of the Jetson one. Magnets got some power!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at February 09, 2026 11:06 PM (t/Eo5)

117 The best part of the AWFLs fighting in their Jetsons will be seeing the Coexist bumper stickers on the flaming wreckage.

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 11:08 PM (0e5Te)

118 "Magnets? Whoa!" ICP fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

119 I saw Aztec Hobbit open for...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 09, 2026 11:03 PM (aMrr2)

Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas at the Alamodome in '99.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:08 PM (/WQyy)

120 Cuckerberg joins Bezos in buying a home in tax free Florida.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 11:08 PM (y6810)

121 MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?!

Posted by: JUGGALO TEARS at February 09, 2026 11:09 PM (mFz+I)

122 The chick from Demolition Man is a horrible bitch who runs some kind of publication, but her beleaguered secretary has to pretend to be her husband so she doesn't get deported for flouting our laws.

I hope this ends with both of them in CECOT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 11:09 PM (BI5O2)

123 I hope this ends with both of them in CECOT.

That will be the sequel Pounded to Love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (2GVsD)

124 101 Devil's Advocate Position: After the first half-dozen fatal Jetson-Jetson mid-airs at liquor stores after dark, or the first six incidents of soccer moms crashing into each other at 35 feet over Panera stores, no one will be able to afford flying insurance for a Jetson.
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 10:57 PM (5rh/l)

The FAA will step in once this gets serious. Just like for drones. But common sense regulations can fix a lot of the issues.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:01 PM (1VKLJ)

Traffic light engineers and police have a difficult enough time keeping chaos minimal in two dimensions. In three dimensions, chaos will be the norm, I fear. Also, what's the range if flyers have to hover for two minutes at stoplights every quarter-mile or less in urban areas and dense suburbs?

:-)

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (5rh/l)

125 Ryan Reynolds is an alien ironically enough. Legal though I assume.

Posted by: Really?? at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (y6810)

126 118 "Magnets? Whoa!" ICP fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:08 PM (2GVsD)

LOL. I LOVE YOU. AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Posted by: JUGGALO TEARS at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (mFz+I)

127 I watched the first two films by Shinya Tsukamoto. "Tetsuo" 1 and 2. They are fascinating but not for everyone.

Does your cable company offer the HR Giger Channel? If not, you might not get to see these. Which might be a good thing. You never know. I mean, I like them both a lot, but is that a recommendation or a warning?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)

128 Seen on a boat:

AC/DC
For those about to fish we salute you

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (S/Y4j)

129 Also, happy Monday to the best people on the planet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2026 11:11 PM (CHHv1)

130 Never met anyone who sounded smarter high
--------
Guys who are high think they sound smarter when they're high.
Posted by: Cicero
++++

Homer Simpson's "thinking juice" agrees

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)

131 Cuckerberg joins Bezos in buying a home in tax free Florida.
Posted by: Really??

Next you are going to tell me that taxation policies have an impact on folks that have the ability to relocate.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 11:13 PM (cYBz/)

132 In warm weather states that becomes the commute of choice.

Sure enough.
And, Look Out Below.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 09, 2026 11:13 PM (zdLoL)

133 They made a second Tetsuo? Ye gads.

Go watch Lady Battle Cop as a palette cleanser.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)

134 You know NBC hated reporting this....

President Donald Trump, in a call two decades ago to a Florida police chief, bashed former friend Jeffrey Epstein and called Epstein’s procurer Ghislaine Maxwell “evil,” the retired cop told FBI agents in 2019, a Department of Justice document shows.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:16 PM (tmn4j)

135 131 Cuckerberg joins Bezos in buying a home in tax free Florida.
Posted by: Really??

Next you are going to tell me that taxation policies have an impact on folks that have the ability to relocate.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2026 11:13 PM (cYBz/)

Leftist news outlets claim that wealth people fleeing from high-tax blue zones is a MAGA-spread Myth! Because the wealthy aren't bothered by high taxes!

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 11:16 PM (5rh/l)

136 Good jokes tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:16 PM (8zz6B)

137 Thanks for the ONT, CBD!

Love the snow picture-- that's what it *usually* looks like around here in winter. But not this winter. (Yet?)

Posted by: JQ at February 09, 2026 11:17 PM (rdVOm)

138 Went to see the Melania documentary today. It was enjoyable. 30 minutes of boring previews beforehand. At least 7 or 8 previews before the movie started. All were animated or had CGI, except for one Christian film.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:17 PM (/WQyy)

139 Don't let the step function hit you in the ass.
Posted by: buddhaha
++++++
Better than taking its derivative in the ass.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
-------
You seem to be an impulsive fellow.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 09, 2026 11:18 PM (pk60q)

140 Did you get that "secondary screening" I called in for you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

I appreciate that. Kevin was my screener.
He promised to call.
Oh I hope he does....

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:21 PM (1VKLJ)

141 @133 They did, or rather he did. It's good. I mean, by my definition of "good."

There are a bunch more of his films on the Arrow box. Haven't got to those yet.

"Lady Battle Cop"...I am intrigued.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 09, 2026 11:21 PM (CHHv1)

142 If they can give the Jetson a range of 60 miles and a pilot weight of 250lbs, it will be a billion dollar industry. In warm weather states that becomes the commute of choice. A secondary industry will be the landing ports.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 10:41 PM (1VKLJ)

What happens if only one of the four motors fails?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:22 PM (8zz6B)

143 I can easily see Trump telling some cop that Maxwell is evil and a flesh peddler. It's totally in character for him, because he kept his nose clean in this thing, and he hated Epstein.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 11:22 PM (BI5O2)

144 ""My little town does a good job of clearing the roads, so driving is effortless, and the pleasure of a white wonderland is clear to see without having to slog through a big mess.""

One thing about jersey, they don't fuck around when it comes to snow removal. The roads are clear by the time you wake up. They run the plows all night. Can't vouch for the cities, but the burbs are always clear. I have never been snowed in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)

145 Good jokes tonight!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------

The electrical puns have been shunted aside.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)

146 Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:21 PM (1VKLJ)

===
LOL

Next time we shall have a toast

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)

147 Okay Pookie, do the honors.

I christen thee, the Flying WASP

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 09, 2026 11:26 PM (R86kT)

148 This has probably already been mentioned, but its new to me. California taxes must truly be a maze of crazy.

Apparently, the Seahawks quarterback owes more in taxes than he earned for the game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:27 PM (7aioM)

149 What happens if only one of the four motors fails?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:22 PM (8zz6B)

We adapt.
What happens when you have a blowout at 70 mph?
We will have to learn.
I see these being restricted to less than 400 feet and along established routes.
We'll see.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:27 PM (1VKLJ)

150 Next time we shall have a toast
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)

I look forward to it my friend!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:28 PM (1VKLJ)

151 I can easily see Trump telling some cop that Maxwell is evil and a flesh peddler. It's totally in character for him, because he kept his nose clean in this thing, and he hated Epstein.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2026 11:22 PM (BI5O2)
==============
You called it exactly right then.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:28 PM (7aioM)

152 >>>The electrical puns have been shunted aside.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>We can rectify this situation but I'd rather not hear anymore about the Olympic transistors.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:29 PM (xFfhU)

153 Apparently, the Seahawks quarterback owes more in taxes than he earned for the game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:27 PM (7aioM)
=====

Well, you got your
Hotel tax
Convention and Visitor's Bureau fee
Parking tax
Employment ordinance fee
Sales Tax

Enjoy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 09, 2026 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

154
Leftist news outlets claim that wealth people fleeing from high-tax blue zones is a MAGA-spread Myth! Because the wealthy aren't bothered by high taxes!
Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2026 11:16 PM (5rh/l)

The people they accuse of being overly focused with cutting costs, like employee wages, are just going to ignore 15% off the top? Riiiggghht.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2026 11:32 PM (w/O5Q)

155 But common sense regulations can fix a lot of the issues.
Posted by: Diogenes

* looks at Washington D.C. *

Well, we're boned.

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)

156 >We can rectify this situation but I'd rather not hear anymore about the Olympic transistors.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
------

You apparently have no capacity for sympathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 11:33 PM (XeU6L)

157 Buncha Mhos in here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2026 11:33 PM (Cqx++)

158
Dems got the Epstein Files from the Acme Corporation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2026 11:33 PM (tgvbd)

159 Apparently, the Seahawks quarterback owes more in taxes than he earned for the game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:27 PM (7aioM)

The Jock Tax.
Take the number of days in state, equates to a %rage of total income. Pro athlete = Big $ for the state.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:34 PM (1VKLJ)

160 100 Thanks whig -
Posted by: Tonypete
=======
Good luck with your search. For the tax credit though get even a few solar cells with your battery system.

Ecoflow's smart circuit box, they claim you can basically run line power to it and it will charge the batteries (top them off) and instantly switch to battery power when you get line outages or even sags. Basically like a large scale uninterruptible power source.

Key factor is how long they last and some report having install problems with the smart circuit board. I like Ecoflow because it is scalable and you can add batteries as your budget allows.

I still have mostly dumb appliances or ones that I don't need in an outage but as those wear out, I am looking at the Ecoflow system for that reason.

Most of the new house wide battery systems allow charging by solar cells, generators, or line power to keep topped up.

I have a small Ryobi battery generator that uses their 40v yard batteries which are hot swappable and you can link one to another Ryobi unit as well. for the Pellet stove. Have a log burning Buck stove at the other fireplace.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2026 11:35 PM (2swu2)

161 >>>You apparently have no capacity for sympathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>Well, much of my life has been in vacuum tube, so not easily triggered.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:35 PM (xFfhU)

162
Texas Demoncrat Gene Wu tells Latino, black and Asian people to unite against US, we are the majority.

We have the ability to take over this country.

Is this incitement?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 09, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)

163 Buncha Mhos in here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---------
Don't expect an admittance on their part.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)

164 Texas Demoncrat Gene Wu tells Latino, black and Asian people to unite against US, we are the majority.

We have the ability to take over this country.

Is this incitement?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 09, 2026 11:36 PM (3ek7K)

Beyond incitement if you ask me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 09, 2026 11:37 PM (snZF9)

165 We adapt.
What happens when you have a blowout at 70 mph?
We will have to learn.
I see these being restricted to less than 400 feet and along established routes.
We'll see.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:27 PM (1VKLJ)

The only way I can see such flying machines be approved for general use is to have all under central robotic control, and you hire them like a taxi or an Uber. The passenger has zero input into the flight controls. If contact with master control is lost, the onboard system must go into "safe descent" mode, and make a rapid but hopefully safe descent from cruise altitude to the nearest patch of open ground. And then shut down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)

166 The North American Union would have used a cruise missile on Wu by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

167 Yep- the jock tax. He owes over a quarter million dollars in state tax for playing the game in California, and the NFL paid him something like $187,000 iirc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:39 PM (RZtQW)

168 Currently alternating between electricity puns and fish puns is like salmon going against the flow - shocking how few survive.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 11:39 PM (KAi1n)

169 Because the wealthy aren't bothered by high taxes.

I would think the wealthy would be bothered by anything taking their money. Well, unless they spend it on themselves.

Posted by: Case at February 09, 2026 11:39 PM (E7+ue)

170 The Asian people are hearing that Gene Wu speech and thinking, "Guess who's going to end up doing all the work"

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 11:40 PM (0e5Te)

171 >>>Don't expect an admittance on their part.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>After so may years, my reluctance has been earned.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:41 PM (xFfhU)

172 The Asian people are hearing that Gene Wu speech and thinking, "Guess who's going to end up doing all the work"
Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 11:40 PM (0e5Te)

Curly Howard censusing Gene's family: "woo, woo, woo, woo, woo...!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)

173 Congrats Nurse. Your crew earned it.
And that key cleaner is hot!

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 09, 2026 11:42 PM (4pWEQ)

174 The Asian people are hearing that Gene Wu speech and thinking, "Guess who's going to end up doing all the work"
Posted by: Wally
+++

To each according to their ability
To each according to their needs
.
.
.
Those with ability have few needs
Those without ability have many needs

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2026 11:43 PM (/lPRQ)

175 >>Currently alternating between electricity puns and fish puns is like salmon going against the flow - shocking how few survive.
-------

It's like getting hit in the family Joules.

Posted by: JQ at February 09, 2026 11:43 PM (rdVOm)

176 Maybe it's time for all of you punsters to just flux off!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:43 PM (xFfhU)

177 The only way I can see such flying machines be approved for general use is to have all under central robotic control, and you hire them like a taxi or an Uber. The passenger has zero input into the flight controls. If contact with master control is lost, the onboard system must go into "safe descent" mode, and make a rapid but hopefully safe descent from cruise altitude to the nearest patch of open ground. And then shut down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Pe

That's a great idea in terms of controlling the airspace.
It might come to that, but the driver/pilot should still have the ability to take control.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:45 PM (1VKLJ)

178 “Researchers 'surprised' by the brain benefits of cannabis usage in adults over 40"

Probably an expert. Plenty of first hand experience and observation tells me pot makes you lazy and stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2026 11:47 PM (PTDkx)

179 That's a great idea in terms of controlling the airspace.
It might come to that, but the driver/pilot should still have the ability to take control.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:45 PM (1VKLJ)

---------

It's obvious that you have never spent an afternoon watching dashcam videos on YouTube.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2026 11:47 PM (+HNx/)

180 That's a great idea in terms of controlling the airspace.
It might come to that, but the driver/pilot should still have the ability to take control.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2026 11:45 PM (1VKLJ)

That would require competence on the part of the passenger. Liberals are going to be buying these.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)

181 >>Maybe it's time for all of you punsters to just flux off!

Yeah, we should quit flip-flopping around...

Posted by: JQ at February 09, 2026 11:48 PM (rdVOm)

182 My understanding was that helicopters drop like a stone with no lift, don't you need some glide capacity for a safe crash landing?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:49 PM (xFfhU)

183 You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Oh, electrical jokes?

You can't tune an electric keyboard, either.

Electric Tuna is a potential band name.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at February 09, 2026 11:49 PM (NZPfR)

184 I'm floundering.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:49 PM (/WQyy)

185 Texas Demoncrat Gene Wu tells Latino, black and Asian people to unite against US, we are the majority.

We have the ability to take over this country.

==

Proletariat of the World, Unite! It's Marxism. Pure and simple.

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2026 11:50 PM (g47mK)

186 I saw Aztec Hobbit open for...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Totorro, on the Come To Mexico tour.

https://youtu.be/FVCokrs51Cg

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2026 11:50 PM (VHUov)

187 Never met anyone who sounded smarter high. But I am definitely a prude when it comes to these things. I will absolutely admit it!
Posted by: Piper at February 09, 2026 10:27 PM (Wmg4n)

I never smoked pot but always had friends and family who did. I knew a number of researchers who said that smoking pot made them more creative. Apparently, pot does kill brain cells (and the comments about psychosis and violence are legit) but also increases the connectivity of the surviving brain cells, which explains both a) increased creativity at first and b) the burnouts you remember who forgot just about everything.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at February 09, 2026 11:52 PM (NZPfR)

188

I find weather interesting to follow.

Here in SW Wyoming we've had no snow and very
unseasonable weather. We've been able to grill a lot this winter.

The wildlife usually moves from the mountains to town starting in October.

Something is going to happen soon because the last two days the wildlife has moved into town.

Hopefully this a good sign, we need lots of snow to fill our reservoirs.

Animals know.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 09, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)

189 I wonder if CBD has that Joe McCarthy picture as a poster in his man cave (the kitchen)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2026 11:52 PM (vzudA)

190 Maybe it's time for all of you punsters to just flux off!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:43 PM (xFfhU)

Sorry, I don't have enough plutonium to power the flux capacitor.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 09, 2026 11:53 PM (S/Y4j)

191 182 My understanding was that helicopters drop like a stone with no lift, don't you need some glide capacity for a safe crash landing?

----------

Conventional helicopters glide quite well. Check out the autogyro. Its rotor is free spinning yet it still flies like a fixed-wing plane.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2026 11:53 PM (+HNx/)

192 That's a great idea in terms of controlling the airspace.
It might come to that, but the driver/pilot should still have the ability to take control.
Posted by: Diogenes

Same problem as 99.9%-of-the-time self-driving cars.

If the human only has to take over in the worst 0.1% conditions, they're not going to improve the situation at all.

Practice to the point that driving is instinctual is how that works. Never being allowed to practice means it won't.

Posted by: mikeski at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (VHUov)

193 164 Texas Demoncrat Gene Wu tells Latino, black and Asian people to unite against US, we are the majority.

We have the ability to take over this country.

Except for the tiny little problem that the Left really, really doesn't want you to know...except for the collegiate Marxist part, none of the minority groups really like each other at ALL

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (3/XaG)

194 My understanding was that helicopters drop like a stone with no lift, don't you need some glide capacity for a safe crash landing?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:49 PM (xFfhU)

As long as the rotor remains attached to the aircraft, and continues to be free to rotate, you have lift. Forward motion through the air causes the rotor to spin, and the flight controls can be used. Look up the bensen Gyrocopter, which had an unpowered rotor, and an engine driving a pusher propellor, giving it forward motion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (8zz6B)

195 Modern pot isn't as good as the good old days, anyway. Bring back Acupolka Gold! 🙄😲😆
Posted by: mindful webworker

I've acu polka'd stoned. It was fun. I found that my feet went where they were supposed to go, on time, and without thinking about it.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (KAi1n)

196 If you've never spent a lot of time in NYC, then you might now be aware of how big the rat population is.

Had cousins who lived in NYC as small children and they told me about seeing PSAs on TV between the after school cartoons, showing pictures of a rat and pictures of a cat, and telling children not to mistake a rat for a cat and try to pet it. I've never been able to confirm this I r gind a video online, but they swore it was true.

Posted by: Frankie at February 09, 2026 11:55 PM (tucOg)

197 Gene Wu is a smug looking bastard. Born in China, of course. Houston rep, of course. All I can think is Mr Wu from Deadwood. Cocksucka.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:55 PM (/WQyy)

198 Gene Wu is a smug looking bastard. Born in China, of course. Houston rep, of course. All I can think is Mr Wu from Deadwood. Cocksucka.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 09, 2026 11:55 PM (/WQyy)

"Careful with that axe, Wu, Gene!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2026 11:57 PM (8zz6B)

199 Wu was born in the PRC or the ROC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

200 >>>Animals know.

Posted by: fourseasons

>Yes they do. Wind, rain, snow extreme cold and lightning storms. When the temperature is dropping to -20 or below, they're are everywhere, migrating to the nearest river. 500 to a 1000 head of elk is not uncommon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 09, 2026 11:57 PM (xFfhU)

201 "Careful with that axe, Wu, Gene!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Best pun of the night!

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 11:58 PM (KAi1n)

202 Go ahead guys and then when you are trying to storm the barricades:

'Where's Wu?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

203 If there's one guy you can count on, it's that a Chinese guy won't abuse his authority.

Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 11:59 PM (0e5Te)

204 Anna Puma. PRC. Guangzhou

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:00 AM (/WQyy)

205 On Ace of Spades, the Pun has some appeal
Currently, the shocking truth is real
One ought not mix the sea
With electricity
Unless the hook is an electric eel
🙄

Let this be my swan song for the evening.🦢

https://youtu.be/2Ui_Q4qBDJY

G'nite, y'all 🕚💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - just in time at February 10, 2026 12:00 AM (kqXjy)

206 "Resistance is useless!"

Posted by: Some Vogon throwing a couple of guys off the ship at February 10, 2026 12:01 AM (O7YUW)

207 BarelyScaryMary

Then Wu needs the Hot Needle of Inquiry applied forcefully to make sure the US does not have an Alice Leal Guo situation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (2GVsD)

208 The Asian people are hearing that Gene Wu speech and thinking, "Guess who's going to end up doing all the work"
Posted by: Wally at February 09, 2026 11:40 PM (0e5Te)

all the non-Chinese start remembering what happened when the Chinese ruled their country

Posted by: Kindltot at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (rbvCR)

209
Bad Bunny scrubbed his social media today.

Asshole

Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)

210 Except for the tiny little problem that the Left really, really doesn't want you to know...except for the collegiate Marxist part, none of the minority groups really like each other at ALL

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (3/XaG)

True. This is why DJ Jizzy Crockett ain't likely to win TX.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (/WQyy)

211 Bad Bunny, what a puta

Good riddance to bad garbage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2026 12:03 AM (2GVsD)

212 Just published some nice art to Tensor, link in nic.

Now to work on giant Japanese anime mech with cute GAINAX red-headed waifu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 10, 2026 12:05 AM (2GVsD)

213 188.fourseasons

I hope y'all get snow too. I don't like it but you need it there .
We get plenty of rain here in the Spring. Sometimes we get too much. Weather is just one of those things we can't control. Have to take it as it comes.

Posted by: Case at February 10, 2026 12:06 AM (E7+ue)

214 Bad Bunny scrubbed his social media today.

Asshole
Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)

Huh. I would have thought he would have been proud. He just owned all the chuds.

He's a shock artist. What does he have to be scared about?

Oh wait, did some hispanic dudes call him out on their kids hearing his song lyrics?

Oh. No.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:08 AM (bss/y)

215 Heh. Your take on Amelia is nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:08 AM (bss/y)

216 Is it really all that surprising that seniors are smoking dope? Keith Richards is 80 years old.

> I am betting emphysema too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

I'm skeptical. While I haven't smoked any in decades, even back then I didn't know anyone who smoked 20 or 40 joints a day, like cigarettes. And that was with the weak-sauce weed they had back then. With the rocket fuel they have nowadays, I'd be very surprised if anyone managed to smoke enough to produce emphysema.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 10, 2026 12:11 AM (IG3/x)

217 Mongol sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2026 12:11 AM (IG3/x)

218 > except for the collegiate Marxist part, none of the minority groups really like each other at ALL

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (3/XaG)

They envision a future in which all their Little Brown Brothers and Sisters heap praise on their white Marxist saviors, and obey them forever and ever and ever.

What would actually happen: slavery, starvation, and mass murder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2026 12:14 AM (IG3/x)

219 With the rocket fuel they have nowadays, I'd be very surprised if anyone managed to smoke enough to produce emphysema.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 10, 2026 12:11 AM (IG3/x)

My point is that the smoke is a LOT harsher (even cooled in a bong), but you could be right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:14 AM (bss/y)

220
Case,

It has been a strange winter here.

We've had no rain or snow for months.

The two concerns here is the reservoir and wildfires.

There is a wildfire already over in the Lander area and people are being evacuated. It's strange in winter.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:14 AM (3ek7K)

221 Is it really all that surprising that seniors are smoking dope? Keith Richards is 80 years old.

> I am betting emphysema too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 09, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

I'm skeptical. While I haven't smoked any in decades, even back then I didn't know anyone who smoked 20 or 40 joints a day, like cigarettes. And that was with the weak-sauce weed they had back then. With the rocket fuel they have nowadays, I'd be very surprised if anyone managed to smoke enough to produce emphysema.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 10, 2026 12:11 AM (IG3/x)

See, that was why Jenjis Kaahn attacked China- to get better weed.

Posted by: John Kerry at February 10, 2026 12:15 AM (NZPfR)

222 What would actually happen: slavery, starvation, and mass murder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2026 12:14 AM (IG3/x)

No. What would really happen: The Islamists will immediately rape all the white women. And then treat the government exactly the way the somalis do or how we saw them in Iraq- the spoils system. Each group will get in power, loot the government to the fullest of their ability, punish all their enemies and then rape some more white women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)

223 See, that was why Jenjis Kaahn attacked China- to get better weed.
Posted by: John Kerry at February 10, 2026 12:15 AM (NZPfR)

Ching-gis, I believe is the fey pronunciation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:17 AM (bss/y)

224 Teresa in Fort Worth, what a wonderfully kind thing you did.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at February 10, 2026 12:17 AM (JuSDn)

225 No. What would really happen: The Islamists will immediately rape all the white women. And then treat the government exactly the way the somalis do or how we saw them in Iraq- the spoils system. Each group will get in power, loot the government to the fullest of their ability, punish all their enemies and then rape some more white women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 10, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)

I am comforted in knowing I have a bullet to eat before that happens to me.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:21 AM (/WQyy)

226 The inherent problem with the anti-white tribalism peddled by garbage people like Wu is that non-white is not a tribe; blacks, hispanics, and asians, each of which has its own subdivisions, have very little in common with one another. So Wu is up a creek without a paddle, because blacks and hispanics would beat himself to death with it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 10, 2026 12:21 AM (guCHD)

227 Aztec Hobbits? I never run into any of them.

Posted by: Bubba Hotep at February 10, 2026 12:22 AM (cqO0M)

228
Mary,

I feel the same way.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:23 AM (3ek7K)

229 @ 150k per the jetson wont proliferate into soccer mom status anytime soon........however the point that we really dont need the sheeple airborne at all. Even if the flying pinto had caught on we would be extinct due to dumbass

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 10, 2026 12:24 AM (jrgJz)

230 I am comforted in knowing I have a bullet to eat before that happens to me.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
------------

No. No no no, that's not how you do it!

30-rd mag. Take 29 of them out first. If there are any left? *Then* you eat the last round, IF that's what you believe you must do.

At least go out fighting. That's my plan anyway...

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:24 AM (rdVOm)

231 No one's going to be raping me!

Posted by: Karen Winemom at February 10, 2026 12:25 AM (0e5Te)

232

The lastest I've read about the Guthrie news is law enforcement is looking close to home.

Ya think?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:26 AM (3ek7K)

233 I'll go out fighting JQ. But I won't be their white bitch.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:26 AM (/WQyy)

234 No. No no no, that's not how you do it!

30-rd mag. Take 29 of them out first. If there are any left? *Then* you eat the last round, IF that's what you believe you must do.

At least go out fighting. That's my plan anyway...
Posted by: JQ

Seven magazines is base load.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 10, 2026 12:26 AM (/lPRQ)

235 222 What would actually happen: slavery, starvation, and mass murder.
Each group will get in power, loot the government to the fullest of their ability, punish all their enemies

Essentially NY, only this time it is being run by someone who looks like a 1960's Klingon::Madmani.

If their words were water, they would drown us all -- REMAIN KLINGON!

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-RemainKLINGON
Senior Hamas Official Vows Terror Group Will Never Disarm, Rejects Foreign Pressure

History always records these famous last words as a savage and primitive people are never missed.

https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience
... the more brazen and relentless one’s acts of brutality, the more likely it is that one will be allowed a second chance, and find even powerful men of conscience coming to one’s door offering to forget, to forgive, and to give forgiveness a bad name.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 10, 2026 12:27 AM (k2j4C)

236 Modern pot isn't as good as the good old days, anyway. Bring back Acupolka Gold! 🙄😲😆
Posted by: mindful webworker

I've acu polka'd stoned. It was fun. I found that my feet went where they were supposed to go, on time, and without thinking about it.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 09, 2026 11:54 PM (KAi1n)

I could use some of that now. After decades of putting it off I decided to learn Eric Johnson's cliffs of dover. Its going good, but I keep getting distracted by shiny objects. I used to focus like a laser with weed, because yeah it puts you in the zone. With that song, I need to be in the frigging zone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2026 12:28 AM (snZF9)

237 No one's going to be raping me!
Posted by: Karen Winemom
---------

Sure, honey. You may be ugly, but that's not what r@pe is all about.

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)

238 Also, the Kim Darby-John Newland "Don't be Afraid of the Dark" is still one of the creepiest things you can see. Even though it was "made for TV."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 10, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1)

239 I am comforted in knowing I have a bullet to eat before that happens to me.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
------------

No. No no no, that's not how you do it!

30-rd mag. Take 29 of them out first. If there are any left? *Then* you eat the last round, IF that's what you believe you must do.

At least go out fighting. That's my plan anyway...

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:24 AM (rdVOm)

Solid plan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2026 12:32 AM (snZF9)

240 148 This has probably already been mentioned, but its new to me. California taxes must truly be a maze of crazy.

Apparently, the Seahawks quarterback owes more in taxes than he earned for the game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Giggity....

Posted by: Gavin Newsom gazes benevolently in the camera at February 10, 2026 12:34 AM (sAmhv)

241 On a lighter note. DJT's Superbowl party, LOL

https://tinyurl.com/46vvwsjm

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:35 AM (/WQyy)

242 Dad & I talked about it once.. over the gub-grabbing BS years ago. Both agreed we'd go out in a pile of empty brass if that's what it came down to.

Dad was cool. (Wish I'd realized it sooner!)

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

243 214 Bad Bunny scrubbed his social media today.

Asshole
Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)

Huh. I would have thought he would have been proud. He just owned all the chuds.

He's a shock artist. What does he have to be scared about?

Oh wait, did some hispanic dudes call him out on their kids hearing his song lyrics?

Oh. No.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

LOL!! Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2026 12:37 AM (sAmhv)

244 JQ,

Yep, same here.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 10, 2026 12:38 AM (3ek7K)

245 I'm skeptical. While I haven't smoked any in decades, even back then I didn't know anyone who smoked 20 or 40 joints a day, like cigarettes. And that was with the weak-sauce weed they had back then. With the rocket fuel they have nowadays, I'd be very surprised if anyone managed to smoke enough to produce emphysema.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 10, 2026 12:11 AM (IG3/x)

A friend of mine put it this way when talking about today's weed. He said if we had this shit back in school we would have never graduated. Friends of mine who were big weed heads back in the day will take 3 days to smoke 1 joint when dealing with the current shit. Back in high school you could easily burn 10 in day, no problem, because it was basically crap. Today, hell no, and if thats what they are doing these days no wonder they are fucked up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 10, 2026 12:39 AM (snZF9)

246 On a lighter note. DJT's Superbowl party, LOL

https://tinyurl.com/46vvwsjm

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
-------------

HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for that!!!!!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)

247 Dad & I talked about it once.. over the gub-grabbing BS years ago. Both agreed we'd go out in a pile of empty brass if that's what it came down to.

Dad was cool. (Wish I'd realized it sooner!)

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

This would be the ballad of me and Mr Scary.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 10, 2026 12:41 AM (/WQyy)

248 CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists in Virginia SSR have made me a criminal. Because of the cartridges for my .9mm FPC. They are over 10 round cartridges. The 17 and 23 round cartridges that came with the gun are now contreband. I'm trying to figure out how this will drop the crime rate, which will now rise because CIA Barbie and her merry band of marxists are releasing rapists, murderers, and pedos. It's like they really are Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 10, 2026 12:41 AM (sAmhv)

249 Today, hell no, and if thats what they are doing these days no wonder they are fucked up.
Posted by: Berserker
---------

No joke! I'm good for one puff, maybe two. Cheap date, LOL!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2026 12:42 AM (rdVOm)

250 The big problem with helicopter failures is altitude; they fly too.low.
Yes, with forward momentum, the rotor will "autorotate" and the helicopter will act like a plane with no.engine - it will."glide" and maybe you can find a golf course or something.
BUT... when the engine fail, the rotor stops. Now, you're a brick. If you can "get it into neutral " it will autorotate, eventually. If you're too close to the ground, the rotor never gets to enough rpm to actually have some lift.
Getting the machine into autorotation mode is part of helicopter pilot training, but if your under 500 ft with with 80 mph forward speed... Lower forward speed at the time of engine failure raises the necessary altitude.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 10, 2026 12:44 AM (pk60q)

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