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Architect of Bengazi Terrorist Attack Finally Arrested

Wait, Hillary Clinton told me a video-maker was responsible for the attack.

Are you telling me that Hillary Clinton lied?

Because if you are saying that, Chief, then you and me are going to have a problem.


One of the architects of the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attack is now in U.S. custody, marking a long-delayed but consequential development in one of the most painful national security failures in modern American history.

Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Friday that Zubayr Al-Bakoush was flown to the United States overnight and will face federal charges tied to arson, murder, and terrorism for his alleged role in the assault that killed four Americans.

Bondi told reporters at the Justice Department that Al-Bakoush landed at Andrews Air Force Base around 3 a.m. and was immediately taken into custody, where he was met by FBI Director Kash Patel and Washington, D.C., U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro. Prosecutors, Bondi said, intend to pursue the case aggressively. "We will prosecute this alleged terrorist to the fullest extent of the law," she said, adding that the message is simple: time does not erase accountability.

Pirro echoed that warning, stressing that the case is not over simply because years have passed. "The Benghazi saga was a painful one for Americans. It has stayed with all of us," she said. "And let me be very clear, there are more of them out there." Pirro said she and Patel have remained in contact with the families of the four Americans killed and vowed that investigators will continue hunting down those still at large. "Time will not stop us from going after these predators, no matter how long it takes," she said. "We owe that to the families who suffered horrific pain at the hands of these violent terrorists."

This diseased hag is now screaming that she doesn't want to testify behind closed doors, and James Comer is forcing her to do so. However, the testimony will be videotaped and made available to the public. A transcript will be released, too.

Now, my first thought would be that we want her to testify live, on TV.

But I think Comer believes she will just grandstand and talk about what an offense it is to even summon her, etc., etc. I think he believes a live hearing will just empower the Clintons to play victim and run out the clock. Note that people usually only agree to testify for a set amount of time, so if you just keep filibustering and not answering, you can avoid answering questions while legally, I guess, honoring the subpoena.

I guess he thinks that a closed door hearing, but videotaped, will help stop the Clintons from just filibustering, parsing, and engaging in dilatory tactics.

Posted by: Ace at 01:24 PM




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1 Nice.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 06, 2026 01:25 PM (Nnjzj)

2 Ha!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2026 01:25 PM (Hkcdp)

3 What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Still one of the most callous, clueless, repugnant things she ever said.

Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2L+MU)

4 So, predictions, was Hillary also an Epstein client or just Bill?

Just because you are gay doesn't mean you can't be one - Ghislane molest girls, and Kevin Spacey was one of their clients...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

5 I guess we now know he doesn't have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (4BmaM)

6 Hillary should be arraigned as an accomplice, along with Kerry.
I get the impression Obama was about as much in the loop as Reggie.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (gKWVE)

7 Remember when the NYT interviewed this guy at a cafe months after the attack? If not this guy, another one of his team.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)

8 Because if you are saying that, Chief, then you and me are going to have a problem.

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I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

9 Okay, cool. I'll assume he was heavily involved and that this is a good thing.

But Hill-dawg was the architect, and she hasn't been arrested.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (MABZ1)

10 I guess he thinks that a closed door hearing, but videotaped, will help stop the Clintons from just filibustering, parsing, and engaging in dilatory tactics.
++++
LOL why? I mean, they have an unmarred history of never doing anything else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 01:28 PM (MABZ1)

11 its lonely here in the "afterlife"

anyone up for a game of Fortnite?

hit me up at littlestjeff1

Posted by: Jepprey Efstein, Neve Tzedek ISR at February 06, 2026 01:28 PM (80kdn)

12 So I remember people piecing this together a little after it happened identified that Obama was running guns to ISIS through Libya. I wonder if they are going to get into that again now...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

13 18-1, not only did Hillary go to Epstein island, the whole family vacationed at his New Mexico ranch. Epstein and Maxwell attended Chelsea’s wedding, which was held at Soros’ daughter’s mansion.

Epstein was a family friend, make of that what you will…

Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Hkcdp)

14 didn't robert ray the whitewater special counsel c 1999 decide to not charge hillary with perjury because he didn't think he'd be able to get a conviction in d.c. ?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

15 He says the closed door deposition will be made public with audio, video, and a transcript.
++++
Call me cynical, but it needs to be fully un-edited. Pauses. Breaks. awkward shuffling. No cuts, tape never stops rolling.

Yeah, that's where my level of trust is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (MABZ1)

16 and engaging in dilatory tactics.
-------

I could use some of those.

Posted by: The Abominable Moochelle at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (4BmaM)

17 Thanks, SA. As to Blinken, he is pro Al-Qaeda.

Posted by: wferrin at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (+vzge)

18 When they despose Hillary about Epstein they should ask her "how much did you and Bubba make from the arms sales to Syria which led to the Benghazi mess?" Her lawyers might object, but what the hell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (Hhsnh)

19 Still one of the most callous, clueless, repugnant things she ever said.
Posted by: Paco at February 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2L+MU)

So many to chose from.

Posted by: A Deplorable at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (sl73Y)

20 Psssst....strap in Pennsylvania Morons, a real estate company which I invest in just informed me that they have sold a warehouse to the DHS to serve as a staging area for ICE in the Allentown area.

Looks like Eastern PA is next up.

Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (dIske)

21 Oh I thought you said depilatory.

Posted by: The Abominable Moochelle at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (4BmaM)

22 So I remember people piecing this together a little after it happened identified that Obama was running guns to ISIS through Libya. I wonder if they are going to get into that again now...
Posted by: 18-1 at

Obama and his 'right hand' ran a lot guns during their reign.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:30 PM (MGB5H)

23 Epstein was a family friend, make of that what you will…

I know that part - asking for predictions as to whether Hillary will be outed as a client specifically.

I think there are a larger number people aware of and involved with the Epstein/Diddy ops that aren't themselves clients.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

24 I remember the lefty #moveon trolls who then made this story about anyone who got upset about it. The opposition to GamerGate (later) was "GamerGhazi".
I guess the ploy worked in 2012 given that RomneyRyan didn't much touch the issue, nor anything teaparty-adjacent.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 06, 2026 01:30 PM (gKWVE)

25 Pam Bondi better get busy arresting people like Comey, Brennan, Clapper and a dozen others who tried to take the country over by coup. That's what I voted for.

Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2026 01:31 PM (KtqtS)

26 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY JUST WROTE A 6000 WORD ESSAY IN THE ATLANTIC CLAIMING MAGA HAD NO EMPATHY.
RECALL HOW MUCH EMPATHY HAD FOR THE 30+ AMERICANS SHE LEFT TO DIE IN BENGHAZI.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 06, 2026 01:32 PM (Hkcdp)

27 The world will be an exponentially better place when this hag goes to hell.

Posted by: Really?? at February 06, 2026 01:32 PM (4iIP5)

28 8 Because if you are saying that, Chief, then you and me are going to have a problem.

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I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

I'm not your pal, sport.

Posted by: This is fun! at February 06, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

29 The world will be an exponentially better place when this hag goes to hell.
Posted by: Really?? at

Her funeral will be longer than McCain's.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:33 PM (MGB5H)

30 If they did it in public the Dems on the committee would showboat and cover for them.. Do the private one.. Release it and do a live one...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (It2tv)

31 Pam Bondi better get busy arresting people like Comey, Brennan, Clapper and a dozen others who tried to take the country over by coup. That's what I voted for.
-
Yeah, it's silly to use law enforcement to deal with terrorists. They should just be killed outright by the military.

We need laws enforced against those who are actually a threat to us, in and around government.

Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (vSvIl)

32 Drinking game - every time you hear "I have no recollection" down a shot

Posted by: banana Dream - don't or you will die at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

33 I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

I'm not your pal, sport.
Posted by: This is fun! a

I'm not your sport, tiger.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (MGB5H)

34 No Pam, the architect was Hillary Clinton.
- > Gumption, get some.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (OuTdY)

35 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY JUST WROTE A 6000 WORD ESSAY IN THE ATLANTIC CLAIMING MAGA HAD NO EMPATHY.

People on the right are I believe incorrectly picking up the left's language here, making the argument that the Left has empathy, even if it is misplaced or self damaging and the right does not.

The left is doing this, solely, because they grift off of aid for illegals and get to cast their votes. Empathy has NOTHING to do with it.

Remember the same people claiming that there is no empathy in sending Maria back home also tell us her home country is a wonderful place, America is a racist hellhole, and that they need Maria to clean their toilets.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

36 So, honest question, also applicable to the Maduro case.

Since the crimes with which this guy is charged were committed outside the US, where does he get tried in the US?

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

37 However, the testimony will be videotaped and made available to the public. A transcript will be released, too.

I'd be impressed if she shows up on film.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (svLOV)

38 >>>I guess he thinks that a closed door hearing, but videotaped, will help stop the Clintons from just filibustering, parsing, and engaging in dilatory tactics.

If the complete, unedited video is going to be released, I'm not sure I follow his logic. The Clintons will have the same motives either way. *shrugs*

I don't remember where I saw it, but someone snarked in response to a headline about the Architect of Bengazi Attack Arrested, "so they finally arrested Hillary."

I LOL'd.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (8mulE)

39 Because if you are saying that, Chief, then you and me are going to have a problem.

You don't scare me, Poindexter.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

40 The world will be an exponentially better place when this hag goes to hell.
Posted by: Really?? at February 06, 2026 01:32 PM (4iIP5)

--------------

I don't want her. Bitch scares the hell outta me!

Posted by: Stan at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (2UnvF)

41 Along with the 4 killed, we *still* don't know how many were wounded (all of whom would have been dead if not for the two heroes who disobeyed orders and fought back) because they were forced to sign NDAs to get treatment.

Everyone also forgets that *several* embassies were on fire in multiple countries while OweB+Mao went to Vegas to party with Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (lFFaq)

42 Maybe they can lure Hillary in with a two day old fish on an invisible line.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:36 PM (4BmaM)

43 I'm not your sport, tiger.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I'm not your tiger, champ.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

44
I don't want her. Bitch scares the hell outta me!
Posted by: Stan at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (2UnvF)

Tell her the boat's in the shop.

Make her swim.

Posted by: Charon at February 06, 2026 01:37 PM (JwNbV)

45 However, the testimony will be videotaped and made available to the public. A transcript will be released, too.

I'd be impressed if she shows up on film.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (svLOV)
---
You're thinking of vampires.

She's a ghoul.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2026 01:37 PM (ESVrU)

46 I'm not your sport, tiger.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I'm not your tiger, champ.


I'm not your champ, Cochise.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Riz8t)

47 If the complete, unedited video is going to be released, I'm not sure I follow his logic. The Clintons will have the same motives either way. *shrugs*

The best way to handle it is if she filibusters have her remanded to the sergeant at arms and schedule another hearing in a week...leaving her imprisoned until then and just cycle through it until she talks.

But...no way the GOPe has the balls for that

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

48 In fairness, Starfleet Academy had me considering launching a murderous rampage of destruction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (J+Psw)

49 Time
..they need to use a chess clock. Time the questions, not the answers. If they want to get out quickly they cant do it with long answers.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (6Mw3v)

50 I'm not your tiger, champ.
Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

----------------

Whatever you say, slick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2UnvF)

51 Wait, it was a youtuber, that's what we were told, and they arrested the guy. Case closed, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)

52 I'm not your tiger, champ.

I'm not your champ, Cochise.
Posted by: Archimedes at

I'm not your Cochise, Kemosahbe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (MGB5H)

53 He's a Republican lawmaker. He's probably not even capable of second-order thinking, and if he is, then he's on the take.

I wouldn't go looking for 3D chess, here.

The closed door hearing is so the government can control the flow of information.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)

54 I finally saw the movie Weapons last night. Are you fucking kidding me? This was the movie that made piles of money and got rave reviews? It was pretentious, stupid, boring, and made no sense. Some scenes and dialog were outright cringe.

The mystery over the missing kids is good, but it goes nowhere. It never feels "real" because everyone is so nonchalant about it. Other than a few parents, nobody seems to care. "Oh, seventeen kids from the same class all left their homes at exactly 2:17 at night and disappeared? Gee, that sucks. Whatever."

Indeed, the movie itself inexplicably forgets about the missing kids for 45 minutes while it wanderers off into dreadfully boring relationship drama involving characters that range from boring (the cop) to repellent (the smelly junkie). Oh, and did I tell you we see the same boring scenes several times in Rashomon-style flashbacks?

Nothing is ever explained. Some scenes and character actions make no sense. The ending is a big "that's it?" after two hours of boring buildup. Dogshit stars. Do not recommend.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

55 Everyone also forgets that *several* embassies were on fire in multiple countries while OweB+Mao went to Vegas to party with Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2026 01:35 PM (lFFaq)

Good memory, that was brutal and it's always good to see you. Barry had this thing about pissing on victims of terror attacks by his fellow jihadists.

Remember the "shout out" to Joe Medicine Crow about an hour after Fort Hood? What a loser.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (4BmaM)

56
Anonosaurus,

How did your new pup do last night?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (3ek7K)

57 Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (SwyyQ)

58 Geez Hillary, even Kamala made it to VP you loser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (n5tGW)

59 @32- "Drinking game - every time you hear "I have no recollection" down a shot.

I can't drink that much!

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (H35sT)

60 How many times can a person say 'Eye donut rhea cowl!'?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic . . . at February 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3ZUWJ)

61 Lucie with the football has entered the chat.

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2026 01:40 PM (SwyyQ)

62 The closed door hearing is so the government can control the flow of information.

Well that and there is a non-zero chance that national security stuff will come up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)

63 Seems like they are going after the JEF. He should keep his mouth shut but he's too dumb to understand that he's extremely vulnerable right now.

Because the current majority party isn't afraid of bending the rules a bit anymore.

Posted by: pawn at February 06, 2026 01:41 PM (uvB+6)

64 I get the impression Obama was about as much in the loop as Reggie.

It’s good to be the (figurehead) king.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 06, 2026 01:41 PM (EXyHK)

65 I know what drinking game i'll be playing.

Every time I'm forced to watch this fucking shithead open her god damned lie hole, I do a shot.

Of antifreeze.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 01:41 PM (JwNbV)

66 Maybe they can lure Hillary in with a two day old fish on an invisible line.
Posted by: ...

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Huma at February 06, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

67 Architect of Bengazi Terrorist Attack Finally Arrested

At first, I thought you meant Hillary.
Drat.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 06, 2026 01:42 PM (Rbu5d)

68 Lucie with the football has entered the chat.

Lucie? Is this football round?

Round like Charlie’s head?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 06, 2026 01:42 PM (EXyHK)

69 I linked to this earlier today, but it's particularly relevant here. Times have changed, and the Clintons bring nothing but problems for the Dems. However, even more compelling, if the Dems cooperate in demolishing the Clintons, it would be a way for them to assert "we're not partisans, look what we did to the Clintons. Country before party!" They could pretend to care more about the country than feathering their own nests.

DC Democrats Turn Their Backs on the Clintons: 'They Bring Nothing But Baggage'

https://is.gd/F8P8Ey

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

70 I think there's also a real fear that her exosuit, basically a mechanized mobile reliquary powered by her infernal necromantic fires, would cause too much interference during a live broadcast.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)

71 He's a Republican lawmaker. He's probably not even capable of second-order thinking, and if he is, then he's on the take.

I wouldn't go looking for 3D chess, here.

The closed door hearing is so the government can control the flow of information.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2026 01:38 PM (BI5O2)
++++
Zero Pinocchios.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (MABZ1)

72 All you need is to remember the photographs of Ambassador Chris Stevens being dragged through the streets that day and this arrest will confirm that not everyone has forgotten.

I'm glad knowing good people were standing at an airport at 3:00am to welcome the murdering scum to America.

Posted by: old chick at February 06, 2026 01:44 PM (F3Dlr)

73 The closed door hearing is so the government can control the flow of information.

Well that and there is a non-zero chance that national security stuff will come up.
==
This is her gambit to enlist unipartiers to vote against subpeona enforcement. I know things about you and will say them publicly if you make me testify. So Comer will.reuse and then she will claim, set up, frame, witch hunt, political show not transparent investigation.....

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 06, 2026 01:45 PM (6Mw3v)

74 The architect of the Benghazi cover up was that fucking evil piece of shit Victoria Nuland.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 01:45 PM (0KSrI)

75 Remember the "shout out" to Joe Medicine Crow about an hour after Fort Hood? What a loser.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:39 PM (4BmaM)

Yes! He and Hellary were a well matched pair of psychopaths.

Also forgotten, is that he had urged ordinary Americans to stay away from Vegas and enjoy their "staycations".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2026 01:45 PM (lFFaq)

76 Tousi says State Department issues evacuation orders for any U.S. citizens in Iran yesterday. Today's talks were delayed and insubstantive.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2026 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

77 When is somebody just gonna dump a bucket of water on Hillary and be done with it?

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

78 Zero Pinocchios.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (MABZ1)

No lies told.

No cap.

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:46 PM (4BmaM)

79 Geez Hillary, even Kamala made it to VP you loser.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

OUCH
That's gotta sting.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)

80 Will there be rubber hoses for the interview?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 06, 2026 01:46 PM (i0Hi3)

81 76 Tousi says State Department issues evacuation orders for any U.S. citizens in Iran yesterday. Today's talks were delayed and insubstantive.

I guaran-damn-tee you they've already taken American hostages. They have a history.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

82 A federal court in Pakistan gave custody of a 13-year-old Christian girl to a Muslim man who kidnapped and forcibly converted her to Islam. The court dismissed official documents proving her age and ignored previous judicial findings declaring the marriage illegal.Legal advocates and the girl’s family denounced the decision as a threat to the protection of Christian minors.

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (RHGPo)

83 When is somebody just gonna dump a bucket of water on Hillary and be done with it?
Posted by: Bulg
.......

Don't do that. She may be wearing a muumuu with nothing underneath.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (UjdFS)

84 Geez Hillary, even Kamala made it to VP you loser.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

OUCH
That's gotta sting.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2026 01:46 PM (UjdFS)

If only she was a more accomplished cocksucker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (dK+Kv)

85 I guaran-damn-tee you they've already taken American hostages. They have a history.

But I don't care. Anyone still there (other than our government people who were ordered to be there) deserves what they get.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

86 Anonosaurus,

How did your new pup do last night?

Posted by: fourseasons

Pretty well. She interrupted our sleep several times and Charlie the poodle is very jealous but I think this period of adjustment will be over soon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (J+Psw)

87 Will there be rubber hoses for the interview?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Just one hose, but it hasn't been near her in years.
-- Bill Clinton

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

88 >>> informed me that they have sold a warehouse to the DHS to serve as a staging area for ICE in the Allentown area.

Looks like Eastern PA is next up.
Posted by: Orson
---

There was a map on X with many circles indicating warehouse purchases all over the US. X is like every other place - if you see something that is politically appealing or disgusting, verify it twice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (OuTdY)

89 Am I evil for thinking that Bill is going to die suddenly and Hillary asks for a delay in the hearing so she can grieve?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (svLOV)

90 70 I think there's also a real fear that her exosuit, basically a mechanized mobile reliquary powered by her infernal necromantic fires, would cause too much interference during a live broadcast.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)

She's suffering from Kuru is my favorite conspiracy theory atm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (fszBn)

91 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (kZzKA)

92 Random.Factoid -
Murals of Iryna Zarutska Vandalized in New York and Florida

Baseless Conspiracy Theory -
Kirk Assassination was to get Iryna murder out of headlines.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (nm8hu)

93 Nice to see justice, even if delayed. Makes me hopeful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

94 hook her up to a 12v battery and zap her tits when she filibusters, prevaricates, or side steps the questions.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM (vJBOt)

95 m I evil for thinking that Bill is going to die suddenly and Hillary asks for a delay in the hearing so she can grieve?
===
Not if she dies first!!!!

Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM (6Mw3v)

96 Why is there a statue of limitations anyway...

Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM (vwBZQ)

97 hook her up to a 12v battery and zap her tits when she filibusters, prevaricates, or side steps the questions.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM (vJBOt)

Just give her the Chris "Smith" treatment.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2026 01:50 PM (dK+Kv)

98 82 A federal court in Pakistan gave custody of a 13-year-old Christian girl to a Muslim man
---

Pakistan needs a spanking but they are the CIA's pet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:50 PM (OuTdY)

99 If only she was a more accomplished cocksucker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 06, 2026 01:47 PM (dK+Kv)

Dinner at the Y was the wrooong choice

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:50 PM (4BmaM)

100 I saw Infernal Necromantic Fires at Burning Man in 2017, but I was too stoned to remember anything.

Posted by: Stoner Dude at February 06, 2026 01:50 PM (kZzKA)

101
Anonosaurus,

Oh yeah, the first couple of weeks can be an adjustment period.

It's kinda like having a new baby.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (3ek7K)

102 I can't see Hilary doing anything other than complain, filibuster and run out the clock.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (rJ48h)

103 "We will prosecute this alleged terrorist to the fullest extent of the law," she said, adding that the message is simple: time does not erase accountability.

Yasser Arafat died in his bed.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

104 hook her up to a 12v battery and zap her tits when she filibusters, prevaricates, or side steps the questions.

Bold talk. Can we assume you're volunteering to be the one to do the hookup? *shudders*

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Riz8t)

105 Rumor control has it, the entire raison d’être for Stevens in Benghazi was a sort of secret mission to round up Stinger missiles that had ended up in the “wrong” hands. This was going to blow up on Mrs. Clinton’s watch.

The reason the death toll was not far higher was due to the fact brave men took the initiative to fight to last, against orders. The “leadership” had left 50 to 100 people out to dry.

Democrats were happy to shove the whole thing down the memory hole. “Like It Never Happened”. There was an election coming up, you know.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 06, 2026 01:52 PM (VRkwH)

106 Archimedes, no they haven't. The regime was 11/2 late to the meeting and wanted to discuss the negotiations about the negotiations. Part of the team in Oman was CentCom Commander Brad Cooper.

The regime claims they scared the hell.out of the Americans and that is why the meeting was so short.
Witkoff and Kushner have left Oman.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 01:52 PM (0KSrI)

107 I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

I'm not your pal, sport.
Posted by: This is fun! a

I'm not your sport, tiger.

Posted by: BruceWayne

what the rules again, Ump?

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (vJBOt)

108 Sure she will lie and try to run out the clock, but she will do it in the most vile, repugnant and graceless.way possible. Ask me how i know....

Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (6Mw3v)

109 Why is there a statue of limitations anyway...
Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at February 06, 2026 01:49 PM


Memories fade, witnesses die, evidence is misplaced. At some point it's not fair to the accused.

In theory.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (jc0TO)

110 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

His last words on his death bed were reportedly "hey you know maybe I shouldn't have purchased this DEATH BED".

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (4BmaM)

111 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

Yasser Arafat was a secret Mossad agent whose only mission was to get the Arabs to all start wearing italian restaurant tablecloths on their heads just for a laugh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (JwNbV)

112 Don't drag us into this.

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham's mammary glands at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (kZzKA)

113 110 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at February 06, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

His last words on his death bed were reportedly "hey you know maybe I shouldn't have purchased this DEATH BED".

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (4BmaM)

Was this a Norm MacDonald joke? This has Norm written all over it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

114 How many American would be in Iran for the past 40 years? And would we worry about them?

This is probably not Susie on a senior cock tour across Europe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (zZu0s)

115 Yasser Arafat died in his bed

So did Pol Pot (though presumably not from AIDS, like Arafat)

Posted by: Common Tater at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (VRkwH)

116 104 hook her up to a 12v battery and zap her tits when she filibusters, prevaricates, or side steps the questions.

Bold talk. Can we assume you're volunteering to be the one to do the hookup? *shudders*

Posted by: Archimedes

yeah, I'll take one for the team. i've burned the shitter barrels, stirring in jp8 with a ground rod. i'm imune to nasty shit.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (vJBOt)

117 Mrs. F. is on her way home from the dentist downtown. Would it be wrong to call her to stop and get donuts?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (RIvkX)

118 Memories fade, witnesses die, evidence is misplaced. At some point it's not fair to the accused.

In theory.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 06, 2026 01:53 PM (jc0TO)

It's also a limit on state capriciousness.

If it isn't important enough to investigate and prosecute in a timely manner, then they can't hold an undated warrant in their pockets forever just for a rainy day when they want to screw with you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (JwNbV)

119 Yasser Arafat was a secret Mossad agent whose only mission was to get the Arabs to all start wearing italian restaurant tablecloths on their heads just for a laugh.

And they didn't even get unlimited breadsticks.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)

120 Not if she dies first!!!!
Posted by: Bill


He's not looking very healthy these days. Seriously, the last time I saw what he looked like I wondered how much longer he has.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (svLOV)

121 The reason the death toll was not far higher was due to the fact brave men took the initiative to fight to last, against orders. The “leadership” had left 50 to 100 people out to dry.

...
Posted by: Common Tater

Had nothing to do with Centcom, Africom, and the US Navy being told to stand down. No sir. No one bit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (OuTdY)

122 She's suffering from Kuru is my favorite conspiracy theory atm.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 06, 2026 01:48 PM (fszBn)


She was in a plane crash in Iran, but I don't know if she intended to land there or was just flying over.
If she was intending to go there, she was dropping off cash. Iran is rumored to have acted as a major money launderer for the IC for funding in the area.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2026 01:55 PM (rbvCR)

123 Why, I Ottawa . . .

Ottawa Scraps EV Mandate, Aims to Reach 90 Percent EV Adoption Through Emissions Regulations

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (J+Psw)

124 Arafat died of AIDS.

Occasionally islamist sources will blame Israel but then in doing so they have to admit Arafat was a pedo.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

125 If it isn't important enough to investigate and prosecute in a timely manner, then they can't hold an undated warrant in their pockets forever just for a rainy day when they want to screw with you.

That...actually makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

126 Arafat died in Paris and his widow walked off with 2 billion. Suha's best friend was Killary Clinton.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (0KSrI)

127 off topic, from talcum x:

Two days ago, Senate Democrats posted about an 8-year-old girl who died in U.S. custody, and the post went viral.

The assumption was that it must have happened under Donald Trump and Stephen Miller--because the cruelty we're watching right now makes that assumption feel easy.

But the public context note mattered: Anadith Danay Reyes Álvarez died in 2023, under Joe Biden--while Border Patrol held her. And then the volume dropped and the outrage disappeared.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (CWTWj)

128 If Yassar Arafat was a Jewish secret agent then them Jews have an odd sense of humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

129 Are you telling me that Hillary Clinton lied?

Because if you are saying that, Chief, then you and me are going to have a problem.


You started it. Blogging about HRC lying on a day that ends in y.

Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

130
I was just reading Roosevelt's Exclusion Act for some context on immigration law.

It allowed for deportation of:

1.) Beggars - I get it
2.) Pimps - yup, I get that, too
3.) Anarchists - solid idea, one of them killed his predecessor
4.) Epileptics - ??? - I mean, I'd get it if it was a communicable disease, but this seems like an odd choice

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)

131 This is probably not Susie on a senior cock tour across Europe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (zZu0s)
====
Not Without My Daughter! (tm)
-Sally Field

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (RIvkX)

132 Was this a Norm MacDonald joke? This has Norm written all over it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 06, 2026 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

Yeah I usually cite norm when I repeat it but this time I decided to just phrase it like him - a classic

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (4BmaM)

133 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.
Like a lesbian.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Kt19C)

134 That...actually makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Riz8t)

Hey, man, not everything I say is a shitpost.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (JwNbV)

135 Not if she dies first!!!!
Posted by: Bill

He's not looking very healthy these days. Seriously, the last time I saw what he looked like I wondered how much longer he has.
==
Screw you, im strong enough to cover that face with a pillow!

Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (6Mw3v)

136 Ottawa Scraps EV Mandate, Aims to Reach 90 Percent EV Adoption Through Emissions Regulations

Tell me you're still mandating EVs without telling me you're mandating EVs.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (Riz8t)

137 Pakistan needs a spanking but they are the CIA's pet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:50 PM (OuTdY)

And they also have nukes.

Posted by: Monkey with the magic blood at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (9Ovst)

138 4.) Epileptics - ??? - I mean, I'd get it if it was a communicable disease, but this seems like an odd choice

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)

An epileptic probably took his girlfriend or something

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (4BmaM)

139 >>> I think there's also a real fear that her exosuit, basically a mechanized mobile reliquary powered by her infernal necromantic fires, would cause too much interference during a live broadcast.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 06, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)

Ha ha!

Posted by: Max Power at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (SwyyQ)

140 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.

So did Johnny.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (DgMqy)

141 The reason the death toll was not far higher was due to the fact brave men took the initiative to fight to last, against orders. The “leadership” had left 50 to 100 people out to dry.
Posted by: Common Tater


AFAIK, not a single one of them spoke out against Clintoon's disaster. All good eggs, I'm sure. *sigh

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (diia5)

142 If Yassar Arafat was a Jewish secret agent then them Jews have an odd sense of humor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I'm sitting right here, you know. *waggles eyebrows*
-- Groucho Marx

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

143 114 How many American would be in Iran for the past 40 years? And would we worry about them?

This is probably not Susie on a senior cock tour across Europe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

Are you suggesting that they have a rather swarthy look and are muslin?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (OuTdY)

144 Yasser Arafat died in his bed.

So did Johnny.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM


Bottle of whiskey
Sleeping tablets at his head

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (jc0TO)

145 Arafat died in Paris and his widow walked off with 2 billion. Suha's best friend was Killary Clinton.
==
It was more of a business relationship actually.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2026 01:59 PM (6Mw3v)

146 Know who else didn't get unlimited bread sticks?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at February 06, 2026 01:59 PM (kZzKA)

147 4.) Epileptics - ??? - I mean, I'd get it if it was a communicable disease, but this seems like an odd choice

I assume it was so that the epileptic, who was probably unemployable, wouldn't become a burden on the public fisc.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Riz8t)

148 weft, all the CIA workers were forced to sign NDAs.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:00 PM (0KSrI)

149 Know who else didn't get unlimited bread sticks?
Posted by: Shifty eyes at February 06, 2026 01:59 PM



Haile Selassie?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 06, 2026 02:00 PM (jc0TO)

150 So did Johnny.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM

Bottle of whiskey
Sleeping tablets at his head

(somber nod)

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 06, 2026 02:00 PM (DgMqy)

151 weft, all the CIA workers were forced to sign NDAs.
Posted by: Ben Had at February

IIRC the injured weren't treated til they signed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (MGB5H)

152 Epileptics - ??? - I mean, I'd get it if it was a communicable disease, but this seems like an odd choice

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (BI5O2)

An epileptic probably took his girlfriend or something
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 01:57 PM (4BmaM)
____

Epilepsy was more common in 1900 and basically a shorthand for any kind of mental illness.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

153 Are you suggesting that they have a rather swarthy look and are muslin?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (OuTdY)

Isn't muslin a kind of... suede? Wool?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

154 Most of them epileptics are either hornswogglers or shitkickers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (JwNbV)

155 Isn't muslin a kind of... suede? Wool?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

loose woven linen fabric.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (JwNbV)

156 Screw you, im strong enough to cover that face with a pillow!

Posted by: Bill

$5 says you can't. go ahead. let's see if you can still get your dick hard bubba.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 06, 2026 02:01 PM (vJBOt)

157 Faulty Tesla Charger Allegedly Causes $4 Million Fire at Former NFL Star Randall Cobb’s Mansion

-
Well, at least it wasn't the battery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 06, 2026 02:02 PM (J+Psw)

158 Ukraine Says Russian Military Pace Already Slowing After Starlink Cutoff

Musk blocked Russian troops' access at Ukraine's request...

Posted by: SMOD at February 06, 2026 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

159 AFAIK, not a single one of them spoke out against Clintoon's disaster. All good eggs, I'm sure. *sigh
==
Carrot and stick.
You want your medical and pension, sign this NDA, you talk classified info prosecution and fed pen time. You have 60 seconds to sign the nda, then i am taking it back and walking out. Choose....

Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2026 02:02 PM (6Mw3v)

160 "With our savings account, the higher your balance, the more interest you earn"
-- Paraphrased from an actual ad

You mean that if I have a higher balance at the end of this month than I did at the end of last month, my interest payment at the end of this month will be higher than my interest payment at the end of last month? Amazing. What dark magic is this? MATH! HOW DOES IT WORK?!?!?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2026 02:02 PM (MABZ1)

161 Haile Selassie?
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 06, 2026 02:00 PM (jc0TO)

That joke was probably a Ras too far, eh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:02 PM (JwNbV)

162 154 Most of them epileptics are either hornswogglers or shitkickers.


And Methodists.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 06, 2026 02:03 PM (kZzKA)

163 Haile Selassie?
Posted by: toby928(c)

No, his kid brother Lowle Selassie.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

164 Trump is certainly enjoying this. Keep it coming.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 06, 2026 02:04 PM (Hpgos)

165 That joke was probably a Ras too far, eh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

What're you ganja do about it?

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

166
63 Seems like they are going after the JEF. He should keep his mouth shut but he's too dumb to understand that he's extremely vulnerable right now.

Because the current majority party isn't afraid of bending the rules a bit anymore.
Posted by: pawn at February 06, 2026 01:41 PM

------

Obama's lawyers will construct a defense to the effect that Obama was a dumb shit figurehead who made no real decisions on his own. It's plausible.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (VWtfl)

167 The best way to handle it is if she filibusters have her remanded to the sergeant at arms and schedule another hearing in a week...leaving her imprisoned until then and just cycle through it until she talks.

Enclose her in a glass box. Every time she stalls, pour in a gallon of water.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)

168 *Faulty Tesla Charger Allegedly Causes $4 Million Fire at Former NFL Star Randall Cobb’s Mansion*


Has the charger been charged with arson?

Posted by: Blame the thing at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (kZzKA)

169
Isn't muslin a kind of... suede? Wool?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

Wool? baaa aa a

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (OuTdY)

170 Haile Selassie was pretty hot in Catwoman

Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (rbvCR)

171 162 154 Most of them epileptics are either hornswogglers or shitkickers.


And Methodists.

Krakerkroakers!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 06, 2026 02:06 PM (DgMqy)

172 168 *Faulty Tesla Charger Allegedly Causes $4 Million Fire at Former NFL Star Randall Cobb’s Mansion*

Has the charger been charged with arson?
Posted by: Blame the thing at February 06, 2026 02:05 PM (kZzKA)

Cobb never played for the Chargers, did he?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:06 PM (JwNbV)

173 I got some Buffalo Trace and an assortment of $10 vapes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:06 PM (BjbaR)

174 Enclose her in a glass box. Every time she stalls, pour in a gallon of water.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
---

It won' t be air tight if it's open at the top.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 02:07 PM (OuTdY)

175 Enclose her in a glass box. Every time she stalls, pour in a gallon of water.

At last, a real use for a sous vide cooker!

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)

176 Instant Karma's gonna get you.

Posted by: Gurudev Nochanander Shmegeggi at February 06, 2026 02:07 PM (PoaF2)

177 So where is the gratitude for Bondi getting a terrorism arrest? Beuller?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (YlWIZ)

178 Ot's difficult if a person is retarded or just a Warsaw Pact Soviet Ork.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (BjbaR)

179 People also forget that within 24 hours of Benghazi there were op-eds by people like the president of Stanford saying that maybe Free Speech was a bad thing and Americans should just give up on the idea. I will always believe those had been pre-written and the administration was just waiting for a chance to use them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (lFFaq)

180 It won' t be air tight if it's open at the top.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 02:07 PM (OuTdY)

Hillary. Airtight.

Gah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (zZu0s)

181 173 I got some Buffalo Trace and an assortment of $10 vapes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:06 PM

+++
Let the weekend begin!

Posted by: Person always eager to start the weekend at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (kZzKA)

182 Bondi should just STFU until something worth noting happens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (OuTdY)

183 177 So where is the gratitude for Bondi getting a terrorism arrest? Beuller?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 06, 2026 02:08 PM (YlWIZ)

Psshhh. It's not like she put the handcuffs on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:09 PM (JwNbV)

184 I want Medusa to sit on her face for eternity

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:09 PM (0KSrI)

185 I want Medusa to sit on her face for eternity
Posted by: Ben Had

Hillary would turn Medusa to stone.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:10 PM (77rzZ)

186 A light in the loafers gamer glowie was dealing heavy weapons in Benghazi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:10 PM (BjbaR)

187 Enclose her in a glass box. Every time she stalls, pour in a gallon of water.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What the hell did I ever do to you???

Posted by: The glass box at February 06, 2026 02:10 PM (4BmaM)

188 I want Medusa to sit on her face for eternity
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:09 PM (0KSrI)

I find it hard to believe Hillary is a skilled and generous lover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 06, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

189 Suha's best friend was Killary Clinton.

The news that Hillary had a friend is more shocking than all the Epstein stuff.

Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Y8DZL)

190 I find it hard to believe Hillary is a skilled and generous lover.

Just as with the Jewish name for God, some things were never meant to be spoken.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Riz8t)

191 That's why Bondi isn't doing anything domestically. She's wasting all her effort hunting jihadis. Bitch better start concentrating on the home front.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:12 PM (0KSrI)

192 Ask the telescope guy. Was it Hubble? Big snow falling. After sundown ot may start to stick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:12 PM (BjbaR)

193
Fake friend. Only a friend for perks which I don't want to think about.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 06, 2026 02:12 PM (3ek7K)

194 189 Suha's best friend was Killary Clinton.

The news that Hillary had a friend is more shocking than all the Epstein stuff.
Posted by: Auspex at February 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Y8DZL)

I guess being Arafat's widow is one of the few life paths that can get you into the "Hillary doesn't smell that bad" club.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:13 PM (JwNbV)

195 Wind advisory with snow. Does that make blizzard?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:14 PM (BjbaR)

196 "diseased hag"
Poetry

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2026 02:15 PM (TBhEy)

197 Suha shuffled some of that 2 billion back to the Clinton Global cause.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:15 PM (0KSrI)

198 Did they drop any of that off in Haiti yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:16 PM (BjbaR)

199 Hillary, skilled and generous lover. - Words I would NEVER have thought would be in proximity to each other, in this or any other of the Multiverses.

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:16 PM (pDt9x)

200 "In the basement, I have a Hillary Clinton. Show it to the children when they misbehinton."

Posted by: XTC at February 06, 2026 02:16 PM (uEmCf)

201 Watch 13 Hours, and remember there’s a lot more to that story, especially the part where men died because Obama and Hillary let them. Worse, they tried afterward to cover it up.

Never forget those men brave died because Obama and Hillary are coward who put politics over American lives.

They should be hooking that bitch up to jumper cables.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2026 02:17 PM (h/6op)

202 33 I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

I'm not your pal, sport.
Posted by: This is fun! a

I'm not your sport, tiger.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (MGB5H)

I'm not a your tiger Bud.

Oh wait..

Posted by: tiger at February 06, 2026 02:17 PM (zFsEm)

203 Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (BjbaR)

204 MarcusT, I will never forget it was Victoria Nuland that covered it up.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (0KSrI)

205 I'm not a your tiger Bud.

Oh wait..
Posted by: tiger at February 06, 2026 02:17 PM (zFsEm)

I'm not your buddy, guy.

Posted by: Buddy Guy at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (JwNbV)

206 How about Amigos?? Could you guys be Amigos? Are there 3 of you?

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (pDt9x)

207 "Hillary Clinton told me a video-maker was responsible for the attack."

I forgot about that stupid lie. It's funny, nobody, even on the far eft, ever mentions that. You can always see their lies in retrospect, because when they don't work, they just memory hole the whole thing. Video? What video? I never said a video caused the attack on the embassy. You sure that was me?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (vOtXJ)

208 Muskateers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:19 PM (BjbaR)

209 *Faulty Tesla Charger Allegedly Causes $4 Million Fire at Former NFL Star Randall Cobb’s Mansion*


*snicker*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2026 02:20 PM (snZF9)

210 201 Watch 13 Hours, and remember there’s a lot more to that story, especially the part where men died because Obama and Hillary let them. Worse, they tried afterward to cover it up.

Never forget those men brave died because Obama and Hillary are coward who put politics over American lives.

They should be hooking that bitch up to jumper cables.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2026 02:17 PM (h/6op)

If this clown dies in prison ala Epstein then you know he had knowledge that would make Hillary and O'Bama look more culpable than they are already....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 06, 2026 02:20 PM (QGaXH)

211 Randall Cobb? THAT Randall Cobb?

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:21 PM (pDt9x)

212 Npt the flaming arrow boxer guy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:21 PM (BjbaR)

213 If this clown dies in prison ala Epstein then you know he had knowledge that would make Hillary and O'Bama look more culpable than they are already....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 06, 2026 02:20 PM (QGaXH)

I don't know, ockhamy razory stuff says if that were the case he'd have just been whacked by a field agent in situ and not left to be dragged around for Bondi's parade.

Posted by: Buddy Guy at February 06, 2026 02:21 PM (JwNbV)

214 AFAIK, not a single one of them spoke out against Clintoon's disaster. All good eggs, I'm sure. *sigh*.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2026 01:58 PM (diia5)

They couldn't if they wanted medical treatment for injuries sustained in the attack. What was done to them by our government was unconscionable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2026 02:21 PM (lFFaq)

215 I thought it was Susan Rice who went on 5 Sunday talk shows and said the guy in L.A. videos were the cause? Am I mis-rememering?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 06, 2026 02:22 PM (WmF8p)

216 Nuland did such good job on the cover up that they had to get her out of town. She was moved to Deputy Secretary of Europe and Eurasia where she carried out a coup in Ukraine.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:22 PM (0KSrI)

217 sockoff

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:22 PM (JwNbV)

218 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger just signed to ADVANCE the 10 Democrat - 1 Republican 2026 redistricting map for Congress, now going to voters

This is insane. 91% PERCENT of their House seats would be Democrat — this state went 46% red in 2024.

1 Republican. That's a D+4 shift.

I really hope the RINOs in Indiana, and nationwide, take a long, hard look at what the Virginia Democrats are doing and STOP PLAYING GAMES.

Florida needs to step up and cancel this out now!

https://tinyurl.com/2h5787tv

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2026 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

219 Nothing will come of this Bill and Hilly will lie through their teeth and dare anyone to lift a finger.

They fucking stole millions of $ from haiti and nobody said boo about it. Their Clinton foundation was an avenue for bribes and corruption.

If I were the Republicans, I'd simply go to embarrassing them with their shameless lying. Say "We're just trying to understand what went on here. the record shows you flew to Epstein's Island 28 times, is that true?"

Just go down the list, saying every nasty thing they did, and end with, is that true? End with the painting of Clinton in a dress. say, "what's this all about then?"

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 06, 2026 02:23 PM (vOtXJ)

220 Rice was scripted by Nuland.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:23 PM (0KSrI)

221 Zubayr Al-Bakoush was flown to the United States overnight...
--------

SpecOps grab? Maybe. Well done guys, well done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2026 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

222 Dow hit 50,000!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2026 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

223 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:24 PM (pDt9x)

224 14 didn't robert ray the whitewater special counsel c 1999 decide to not charge hillary with perjury because he didn't think he'd be able to get a conviction in d.c. ?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2026 01:29 PM (CWTWj)

Will this 'nullification of charges/law by DC or NYC Jury' be subject to the law of 'things which cannot continue will not continue'?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (QGaXH)

225 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

226 221 Zubayr Al-Bakoush was flown to the United States overnight...
--------

SpecOps grab? Maybe. Well done guys, well done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2026 02:23 PM (XeU6L)

They sent him a DM that there were bobs and vergeener waiting for him at Quantico and he bought his own ticket there on Air Stinkus or whatever goat rodeo clownfuck airline they have over there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (JwNbV)

227 tubal, Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (0KSrI)

228 225 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.
Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks Bulg. So many many villains.

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:26 PM (pDt9x)

229 et tu, Ben Had.

Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:26 PM (pDt9x)

230 Architect of Bengazi Terrorist Attack Finally Arrested


Wouldnt that be Hillary

Posted by: Operator Error at February 06, 2026 02:26 PM (nm8hu)

231 I was thinking about that video guy the other day when some dumb liberal was on X saying how the left doesn't censor people.

Posted by: Blanco at February 06, 2026 02:27 PM (q83gU)

232 225 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.
Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

Her purported father (Mom's husband) was Black, but her actual father was likely a Persian.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 06, 2026 02:29 PM (8mulE)

233 They sent him a DM that there were bobs and vergeener waiting for him

Read that as boobs and vagina.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 06, 2026 02:30 PM (Kt19C)

234 Blanco, he was thrown in jail also.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:30 PM (0KSrI)

235 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.
Posted by: Bulg
---------

Rapprochement is the proper path! Pallets of cash will square things away with the people who seized our embassy!

Posted by: Valerie at February 06, 2026 02:30 PM (XeU6L)

236 Are you telling me that Hillary Clinton lied?

-----------

The Queen of Denial.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 06, 2026 02:31 PM (0Eh0f)

237 Per Gargle:

"Valerie Jarrett, a long-time senior advisor to President Obama and current president of the Obama Foundation , shares a deeply close, family-like bond with Barack and Michelle Obama."

My emphasis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2026 02:32 PM (XeU6L)

238 U nas yest' NOOD. Starmer.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

239 202 33 I'm not a chief, pal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2026 01:27 PM (2UnvF)

I'm not your pal, sport.
Posted by: This is fun! a

I'm not your sport, tiger.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 06, 2026 01:34 PM (MGB5H)

I'm not a your tiger Bud.

Oh wait..
Posted by: tiger at February 06, 2026 02:17 PM (zFsEm)

Stop infringing on my copyright, signed Blake

You be my honeysuckle
I'll be your honey bee

Blake Shelton

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 06, 2026 02:33 PM (QGaXH)

240 We came we saw and the poofter died.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2026 02:33 PM (BjbaR)

241 I do not see how Hillary gets away with all her lies.
Her husband had to pay $800000 to Paula Jones and was disbarred, but nobody has punished Hillary for her lies.

Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2026 02:34 PM (TBhEy)

242 239 I would have posted more of Blake's lyrics but I kept getting kicked back as spam - not sure what causes that - any insights?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 06, 2026 02:34 PM (QGaXH)

243 Ha! A near-miss of willowing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

244 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.
Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

-----------

“Muslim Brotherhood & Planet of The Apes had a baby = VJ”

-- Roseanne Barr

Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 06, 2026 02:34 PM (0Eh0f)

245 225 Help me out Horde, which of the Clinton/ Obama villains is the Farsi Ferret?
Posted by: tubal

Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.
Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks Bulg. So many many villains.
Posted by: tubal at February 06, 2026 02:26 PM (pDt9x)

Programs! Get your programs! Can't tell the villains without a program!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 06, 2026 02:34 PM (q2NNn)

246 Valerie Jarrett. Born in Iran.

Posted by: Bulg at February 06, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

The most famous African American of all

Posted by: ... at February 06, 2026 02:37 PM (4BmaM)

247 Dow hit 50,000!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2026 02:24 PM (NpAcC)
*****
Miss me yet?

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at February 06, 2026 02:37 PM (TBhEy)

248 >> Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2026 02:18 PM (0KSrI)

There are a bunch of people who need to be thrown into the fire. We had assets spooked up and ready to go including a team from group.

Hillary, DoS and ultimately Obama and that piece of garbage Nuland went with politics over the lives of our brothers. And don’t forget Agrncy leadership too.

There should never be another Democrat president again. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2026 02:40 PM (h/6op)

249 I'd be impressed if she shows up on film.

Is this a vampires don’t reflect in mirrors thing?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 06, 2026 02:42 PM (dhHpw)

250 HRC was a grifter from way back in the Watergate hearings.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 06, 2026 02:43 PM (dhHpw)

251 I will never forget those frozen, callous words that oozed from that trash-whore mouth *... What difference does it make... "

No more trickery and grandstanding. Just the facts, cunt.

Your cell awaits

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 06, 2026 02:45 PM (61TgR)

252 Justice for Vile Rat!

Posted by: Draki at February 06, 2026 03:00 PM (9KDGe)

253 Benghazi, Epstein, Haiti, and elections coming in to focus. Her testimony in a few weeks could be must-see TV.

Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2026 03:12 PM (Otznn)

254 124 Arafat died of AIDS.

Occasionally islamist sources will blame Israel but then in doing so they have to admit Arafat was a pedo.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)

Source?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 06, 2026 03:41 PM (O3dBq)

255 As a raging lunatic of a keyboard warrior in 2012 of the horror of Benghazi,then the chronic lies of Rice and others, I have some closure in 2026.

I don't often go stark raving mad, but I did. The second Rice lied that weekend I declared we were N. Korea now and went on an email rampage. I posted here as well. Crazytown.

Bret Botox Baier used MY timeline on his show. I did not want credit, but I wanted action.

I think my immediate family started worrying about me as I debated a bumper sticker, "Ask Me About Benghzi."

I knew dates and times. I have a photographic memory and it was firing on all cylinders to the point I nearly was Tourette's with an eye tic.

Answer now, Hag Hillary, you psycho beetch. You, too, Barky, who spoke briefly in the Rose Garden about how sad you were then jetted off to your fundraiser in Las Vegas. And that Nuland woman, oh, boy, did I despise her mug.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 06, 2026 04:47 PM (WONhk)

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