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Another One of Biden's Third World Assassins Kills Four in Highway Massacre
He was given a commercial drivers license by "moderate" Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro.
And he's now murdered four people. Doing the murders Americans just won't do.The driver of a semi-truck at the center of a multi-vehicle crash that left four dead in Indiana is in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody after a detainer was placed on him. Indiana State Police said the fatal crash happened Tuesday around 4 p.m. in the area of State Road 67 and County Road 550 East in Jay County, where the truck collided with a van. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) told Fox News that driver Bekzhan Beishekeev is a Kyrgyzstani national who entered the U.S. via the Biden-era CBP One cell phone app on Dec. 19, 2024, at the Nogales, Ariz., port of entry, and he was released into the U.S. via parole by the Biden administration. Beishekeev, 30, was reportedly driving on SR 67 in Indiana when he didn't stop for another slowed semi-truck, swerving instead into oncoming traffic and crashing head-on into a van, killing four people, several of whom were reportedly Amish. ... Indiana State Police, citing the Jay County Coroner's Office, identified the four victims killed in the collision as Henry Eicher, 50, Menno Eicher, 25, Paul Eicher, 19, and Simon Girod, 23 of Bryant, Ind. ... "Not only was Bekzhan Beishekeev released into our country by the Biden administration using the CBP One app, but he was also given a commercial driver's license by Governor Shapiro's Pennsylvania. These decisions have had deadly consequences and led to the death of four innocent people in Indiana on Tuesday," added DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin in a statement. "It is incredibly dangerous for illegal aliens, who often don't know our traffic laws or even English, to be operating semi-trucks on America's roads. These sanctuary governors must stop giving illegal aliens commercial driver's licenses before another American gets killed."
BREAKING: 4 people kiIIed in Indiana after truck driver crashed into their car.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 5, 2026
The driver, Bekzhan Beishekeev, is a Kyrgyzstani national whom Biden imported into our country. He now has an ICE detainer hold.
Why does this keep happening? pic.twitter.com/WubnS987tQ
I I told myself I wasn’t going to get riled up about this anymore because the government doesn’t care… but here I am, sick, and pissed off, so here goes…
— UglyTrucker (@uglytruck3r) February 5, 2026
It’s NOT OK @SecDuffy to overlook these highway terrorists any longer. We cannot, as a nation , give five minutes of glory… pic.twitter.com/ddHG4MLo7A
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 06:16 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 05, 2026 06:16 PM (ex18v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 06:16 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 06:18 PM (z4+bR)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2026 06:19 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2026 06:19 PM (CNl8/)
It's an act of love, really, racist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 05, 2026 06:19 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (YwEeS)
I guess it's not strong enough to stop 40,000 pounds of truck driven by said diversity from crushing you to death.
What I really fear is, if too many more Americans are killed by all this diversity, that some of our diversity may be sent back to the country where they were born.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (aUIT1)
--Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: fd at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (z4+bR)
When I was in PA those buggies are as annoying as a bunch of bicyclists hogging the road.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 06:21 PM (TOSLe)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 06:21 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:21 PM (Jay38)
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The fixxing should have begun when they clearly and proudly stole 2020.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:22 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)
Nobody who enabled this will suffer any consequences. You can mark my words.
Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (YwEeS)
They are also proposing to launder their identities to keep them from being deported.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (tgvbd)
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No shit. Where the fuck is that?
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)
Over there by the Urals? Or Iran maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 05, 2026 06:25 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)
A central Asian republic. Known for horse breeding, horsemanship, and horses. Brezhnev imported a whole lot of them to Ukraine to work in the plastics industry and to piss off the Ukrainians.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2026 06:25 PM (rbvCR)
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No shit. Where the fuck is that?
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 06:23 PM (UjdFS)
Borders Shitholeistan to the south.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:26 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 06:26 PM (DQ7H4)
Kyrgyzstan,[a] officially the Kyrgyz Republic,[13] is a landlocked country in eastern Central Asia, lying in the Tian Shan and Pamir mountain ranges. It is bordered by Kazakhstan to the north, Uzbekistan to the west, Tajikistan to the south, and China to the east and southeast.[14][15][16] Kyrgyzstan's capital and largest city is Bishkek which lies on the northern border with Kazakhstan. Ethnic Kyrgyz make up the majority of the country's over 7 million people, followed by significant minorities of Uzbeks and Russians.[
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Borat at February 05, 2026 06:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:27 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)
Stay off Route 80, Skip. That road is scary enough with truckers who can speak English.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:27 PM (Jay3
The above said he used the asylum app. Fucking hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: steevy
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But shithead employers running trucking firms are the ones employing them.
It is time to go medieval on the employers as in those specific individuals owning and managing the firm need to go to prison too with large fines attached. Make them accessories after the fact for their illegal drivers.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Case at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (E7+ue)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (+mUZM)
Particularly at night.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)
The solution, of course, is more migrants to share the load.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (/sX2H)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (DQ7H4)
Posted by: Really??
Not to be confused with Shitcanistan to the East.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Wiki We Would Like To See at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Chairborne!
Media cluster reach around. I though the same thing about Natalie Holloway. Glad the Dutch asshole that dumped her body after causing her OD is rotting away in a prison.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (2UnvF)
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The trucking companies employing them are also run by the same people. It’s all Singhs and shit. These fuckers arent driving for Walmart or Swift. It’s shady fly by night operators who gives zero fucks about laws or regulations or paying taxes.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:30 PM (Jay38)
"Oh, I screwed up. I guess I'll just turn around on the entrance ramp here and be right back where everything went wrong."
HAS to be another imported driver.
No American trucker would even think about it, unless he was drunk or high.
That guy in Florida last year that tried to do a U-turn on an interstate was basically doing the same thing when those people in the van were killed.
Apparently these idiots never think to turn around off the next exit.
There's a lot of cargo container traffic coming from the Port of Charleston. That means a lot of truckers on the only two interstates here; I-26 and I-526. I'm thrilled that I don't have to travel on either of them often anymore.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:30 PM (6ydKt)
Borat was a horrible movie.
Just awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (W2Pud)
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It's one thing to make public figures look stupid. They don't deserve any better. But punching down on ordinary folk is the mark of an asshole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right
Well the trucking firm is now probably uninsurable as they will be paying out megabucks for a lawsuit.
What happens though is these bastards simply get another business license and start their asshole business all over again. Same as gypsy contractors. Need biometrics to perma ban these types from those businesses.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (2swu2)
They have nothing at risk.
They have nothing in common.
They have no consequences.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February
I know of a few who are regular American dudes.
Aren't there a few Morons who are truckers?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 06:32 PM (lpTXP)
What happens though is these bastards simply get another business license and start their asshole business all over again. Same as gypsy contractors. Need biometrics to perma ban these types from those businesses.
Posted by: whig
Insurance?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2026 06:32 PM (m1pgC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (tgvbd)
He also racism baited a lot against Jews. He's a shit stain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:32 PM (zZu0s)
They are completely surrounded by other landlocked countries.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2026 06:31 PM (CNl8/)
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And Nebraska is the only triple landlocked state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:33 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2026 06:33 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (+mUZM)
Don't hold your breath.
A similar thing happened in Colorado a few years ago. Illegal non English speaking truck driver came flying down a mountain pass at 70 mph caused a big pileup where several people were killed and injured. He got 10 years. And then the Democrat governor gave him a pardon after 1 or 2 years.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:33 PM (Jay38)
Should have taken the Buggy. It would have changed their vector.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:33 PM (gH8T+)
I ordinarily would not like the idea but as long as other states give away CDLs to anyone and everyone like candy, even foreign nationals...well, other states shouldn't have to play the game or put their citizens in danger.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:33 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/HwnYyK
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 05, 2026 06:35 PM (lpVer)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2026 06:35 PM (m1pgC)
Yeah, we brought that here.
Traffic safety depends in large part on both parties wanting to avoid accident or injury. It doesn't work if one party doesn't give a fvck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)
Apparently these trucker firms are known as "Chameleon Carriers/Networks" and the things they are doing are easy to find and well-known among the trucking community.
A chameleon carrier operation is about concealment. It’s about constructing a network of entities designed to evade regulatory detection and enforcement. The connective tissue can be any combination of shared Vehicle Identification Numbers moving between authorities, common officers or registered agents across multiple DOT numbers, identical or overlapping phone numbers and email addresses, the same branding and logos regardless of which company name appears on the door, common insurance brokers and policies, shared Electronic Logging Device infrastructure, overlapping financial services and accounting providers, coordinated recruitment pipelines from the same geographic origin, sequential authority registrations suggesting pre-planned entity creation, and shared terminal facilities where multiple authorities operate from the same physical location.
https://tinyurl.com/4hfth952
(Freightwaves.com)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2026 06:32 PM (/lPRQ)
lol.
What insurance? These trucking companies are fraud and scam all the way down. No insurance, no taxes no nothing. When something like this happens they just walk away and start a new company.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:36 PM (Jay38)
Just awful.
Posted by: nurse ratched
>Someone once told me these movies were like a series of stunts like Jackass, but in a third world shithole.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 06:36 PM (TOSLe)
Posted by: Chairborne!
Middle America fly away country used to dominate trucking. Then asshole firms in sanctuary states started to use cheap illegal foreign labor and drove wages down to the point that many Americans got out of the industry. Especially owner operators.
In return these firms hire incompetent labor that kill people, minimal safety standards, and even are involved in arranging truck cargo hijackings by acting as illegal subcontractors between the shipper and recipient via trucking brokers.
US DOT needs to stomp on every blue state and the few red states issuing licenses to illegals and non English speakers and running CDL mills. And operators of those businesses need to face jail time and loss of their ill gotten wealth by fines.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:36 PM (2swu2)
I do not know what this place is anymore, but it is not that.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:36 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (qivay)
Posted by: Just Desserts at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (oftw2)
It's why I don't really care about Luigi putting a bullet in the ultra-rich insurance CEO.
The rich (the vast majority of them) simply don't care about the devastation they have wrought with all the illegals here. Even now they are balls to the wall still supporting mass immigration.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)
A similar thing happened in Colorado a few years ago.
A few years ago Biden was giving these CDLs not having ICE arresting the drivers. These guys are now getting federally charged.
Elections have consequences.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 06:38 PM (viF8m)
It's absolutely insane that a government is actively giving out fake/bribed CDLs.
They want us all dead.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:38 PM (nO8M5)
Posted by: 496 at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (JT+vB)
That's because you are a retard.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (gH8T+)
That's as far as it will go. The politicians and government employees who made it happen will skate.
Posted by: fd at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)
And all for something they should not have been allowed to do to begin with. In no way should foreign nationals who cannot even read or speak English should be hired or allowed to be hired by these companies. They need to be curb stomped as well as every state government that issues CDLs to people who have no business being here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (hJH5n)
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They were doing some of that in Oklahoma for awhile. I haven't much about it lately.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (TN0g+)
Mexican Drivers and Trucks were allowed into the country and have been killing people, daily, since then.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (2UnvF)
By rule, asylum seekers would have to stop outside us borders and apply from there. Only Canada and Mexico could enter the US to seek asylum.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (8avO+)
And this was before Biden imported 10M illegals.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Jen the original
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I've seen quite a few lawsuits with plain folks involved reported. It really depends on their local bishop as it is more a group of shared beliefs among the Amish and Mennonites that in particulars relies on the local bishop for application of those beliefs to specific circumstances.
A lot more variation than one would expect and for seemingly inexplicable reasons that would cause bishops to differ. Sort of like Orthodox and Ultra Orthodox Judaism's reliance on rabbinical guidance on specific instances.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (lpVer)
Posted by: 496 at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (JT+vB)
It is a completely different mindset as far as cause and effect. Why was the west so hyper successful? We just straight out think better and teach that way of thinking. Cause and effect.
This is like the story of African pilots being told they could not land at an airport and without any further ado, they bailed out of the multimillion dollar planes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)
Read just today of this and there are trucking companies, called "chameleons" who frequently change names so that they can't be tracked. I guess if you see one and report it there is a problem finding their name on a data base?
Saw a video of a Hwy Patrol officer pulling over a semi in Arkansas. He had a laptop of road signs, etc, and this illegal couldn't speak nor read English.
Then the back of the semi revealed it packed with illegals.
I hope this is stopped today. Now.
Wake up, Sec of Transportation Duffy!!! Before more are killed!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (wGerL)
It's absolutely insane that a government is actively giving out fake/bribed CDLs.
They want us all dead.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:38 PM (nO8M5)
You assume this isn't entering the airline industry with DEI pilots and traffic controllers. Oh you sweet summer child...
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:39 PM (gH8T+)
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Nope, I know who the power is behind the Dems. Its the rich elite.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: fd
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CDL diploma mill that granted the documentation might also go under. DoT is really taking the hickory to fly by night schools offering CDLs.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (2swu2)
The rich (the vast majority of them) simply don't care about the devastation they have wrought with all the illegals here. Even now they are balls to the wall still supporting mass immigration.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Vh9CX)
Envy-driven, hate filled Marxists like you who are pissed off at anyone who makes a penny more than you are the problem.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (TBhEy)
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"In Soviet Death Cult, this is feature -- not bug -- comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (0Eh0f)
Swift Transport
Stop Whining, I'm F-ing Trying
Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking
Sure Wish I Finished Training
See What I F-ed Up Today
Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic
Sure We're Insured For That
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (tgvbd)
Like I said, you are a retard.
You don't need to flaunt it.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Case at February 05, 2026 06:28 PM (E7+ue)
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Sadly, no one heard at all.
Posted by: Neil Diamond at February 05, 2026 06:43 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:43 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (WONhk)
He has a role, sure. But state governments are major culprits here in allowing the CDLs to be issued.
I'd like to see Mr. Duffy and sane state governments step up here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:43 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 05, 2026 06:44 PM (tntiz)
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TBF driving around Montreal with my cousin who despite living there his whole life spoke no French was terrifying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)
I do not know what this place is anymore, but it is not that.
Posted by: sven
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Eh, we cannot go back so we must go boldly forward. And apply the hickory stick to the leftists over and over again in many fields to return to sanity.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (2swu2)
You assume this isn't entering the airline industry with DEI pilots and traffic controllers. Oh you sweet summer child...
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
I'm very worried about that also. I feel so much more comfortable when the pilot is an ex fighter pilot and I wish there was a way to pay more for this specific service.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (nO8M5)
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There were no muslims in Star Trek either.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (TN0g+)
The rich (the vast majority of them) simply don't care about the devastation they have wrought with all the illegals here. Even now they are balls to the wall still supporting mass immigration.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Vh9CX)
Envy-driven, hate filled Marxists like you who are pissed off at anyone who makes a penny more than you are the problem.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:42 PM (hJH5n)
100%
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:46 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
I'm very worried about that also. I feel so much more comfortable when the pilot is an ex fighter pilot and I wish there was a way to pay more for this specific service.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (nO8M5)
just wait till he dives down to intercept and shoot down an Airbus out of habit...
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:47 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (YwEeS)
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For the census, for congressional seats, and for federal funds based on population. Protection of actual citizens be d*****.
.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 05, 2026 06:47 PM (tntiz)
Eh the signs are universal for the most part, the wife and I honeymooned up there and I had not been since it illegally went unilingual. Got lost wound up in at one of the nicest Holiday Inns in North America in the business corridor....
went downstairs and was propositioned by a hooker on the street.....
"welcome to Quebec" she oddly enough did not mind speaking English as hello.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:47 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)
If he lived there his whole life I'm sure he understood the road signs even if he couldn't parle avec Pierre.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)
Mexican Drivers and Trucks were allowed into the country and have been killing people, daily, since then.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:40 PM (gH8T+)
I know you hate NAFTA and free trade like many statists here, but they kept pushing back permission for Mexican truck drivers to enter the country. When I went to truck driving school, we found out that most Meixcan truck drivers go as far as...a trailer yard on the other side of the border to pick up a trailer to tow it deep into Mexico's interior.
Only recently have I seen Mexican trucks on the road (AFTER the evil NAFTA!!!) and even then, the ratio between them and Canadian truck drivers are about 100:1 (Canadian to Mexican), at least that I have seen on the Interstates I frequent.
Never let a crisis go to waste I guess...
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:48 PM (hJH5n)
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2026 06:20 PM (YwEeS)
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For the census, for congressional seats, and for federal funds based on population. Protection of actual citizens be d*****.
.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 05, 2026 06:47 PM (tntiz)
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EVERYTHING they do is for one reason: POWER.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2026 06:48 PM (ESVrU)
Eh I'd argue the Orions represent the Durkas to a degree.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:48 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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Yes and no. DoT certifications matter in interstate trucking so Duffy has control over that like enforcing the existing law that CDL drivers must be fluent in English before licensing and driving. Even more for hazardous materials.
But local traffic and a lot of normal CDL licensing practices for interstate trucking have been left to the states for regulation and when those states let those gypsy trucking firms flourish then they end up killing people.
Owners need to be considered accessories before the fact and go to jail too for employing incompetent drivers doing illegal shit.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/HwnYyK
Hey, that's AOP neck of the woods. I bet he's driven that road.
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (uvB+6)
Killed four Amish men. Ole Josh Shapiro doesn't like those Amish insurrectionists.
(Though I think this happened in Indiana.)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (wBh67)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (lpVer)
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (TN0g+)
Obligatory: In Living Color, Star Trek - The Wrath of Farrakhan
https://youtu.be/slqtjqDHQqY
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (qivay)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (nO8M5)
just wait till he dives down to intercept and shoot down an Airbus out of habit...
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I'd be more likely to pay for that rather than bringing an extra bag.
Posted by: Crusader at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (TN0g+)
But dying at the hands of an illegal truck driver? That’s kinda high given the millions of miles driven by them every year.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:50 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)
Her Majesty spends a great deal of time on the road going to shows. In 2021 with Delilah, she was gone about half the days of the year. In seven months with The Big Dummy, she's been west to Denver, north to Minneapolis and east to New York and New Jersey.
I'm becoming seriously concerned for her safety, even though she avoids driving at night. Not just our automobile idiots are a threat, but now it's trucking idiots as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (tgvbd)
At the time, I lived in Tucson. Mexican Trucks and Truckers were going well beyond the border.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (gH8T+)
That means you give drivers' licenses to everyone, qualified or not.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (L6dcX)
I am pondering at 53 finishing out my working years as a trucker, it is probably what I should have done rather than the Army and my education.
I am probably going back into information warfare in the short-term.
Once the wife's oncology heat is completed and she is in the annual visit mode I think I am building a tiny house in the Ohio valley and laughing as it all breaks down.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (MUJd1)
21 TBF driving around Montreal with my cousin who despite living there his whole life spoke no French was terrifying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)
If he lived there his whole life I'm sure he understood the road signs even if he couldn't parle avec Pierre.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)
I found Montreal easy to navigate not knowing a word of French. And given that most of the English speakers in Quebec inhabit Montreal, that was very helpful.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n)
The country néeds more American truck drivers.
Alas. Morons about as likely to do that as to enlist or work farm labor l
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 05, 2026 06:49 PM (Sd2f1)
I did get a driver's license for trucks up to Semi side in grad school, to drag a cosmic ray experiment out to CA and back for testing.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)
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Since I've been working as an independent contract courier (driving my own car, not a big rig) for 13 years around the highways of Northern AZ, I've been using a couple of apps: (1) obviously, Google Maps which of course tracks me; and (2) an Arizona Department of Transportation (ADOT) App to identify and attempt to avoid road construction, accidents, and/or closures.
The latter has alerts, which send text messages to my phone when new incidents arrive and are subsequently cleared.
At least once a week I'll get an alert that there's some idiot driving the wrong way on one of the highways here (more than likely cars, but now I wonder how many are big rigs)?
Another anecdote: when I see DPS (formerly Highway Patrol) after pulling over a big rig, half the time the drivers are wearing turbans (and I can't remember the last time I saw a white dude or dudette) -- and now there are Indian restaurants virtually everywhere on freeways all across the nation.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)
what is his opinion on mayonnaise on hamburgers?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)
A central Asian republic. Known for horse breeding, horsemanship, and horses. Brezhnev imported a whole lot of them to Ukraine to work in the plastics industry and to piss off the Ukrainians.
Posted by: Kindltot
I thought horses went to the glue factory?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (XMwZJ)
Yeah you also need to do that to immigrate to the US. And yet 50 million illegals just walked in.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)
Eventually.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at February 05, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)
Doesn't seem hard to establish that these are foreseeable outcomes... if there is a criminal act involved in employing them, should be a slam dunk.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:53 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 06:53 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (XMwZJ)
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Imagine how many "official" government and private gatekeepers are on the take? Hell, the Mexican Cartels and ChiComms owned the White House from 2021-2025!
It's grift and fraud and blood-money all the way down ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 06:54 PM (0Eh0f)
Only if I am the Monarch.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (gH8T+)
Their gutter French is provably more old school than current Parisian, a lot like Elizabethan English sounding more like the NC hills and barrier islands than current London...
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)
What else is on it? With lettuce onion and cheese, mayo is very good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)
The Quebecois don't speak French either. When I lived there, I knew a Parisian guy who refused to try to speak French with the Quebecois. When he did, they would tell him in broken English, "I don't speek Eenglesh." They often would genuinely not recognize he was speaking French. It enraged the Parisian guy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (Yp6az)
Is that frowned upon?
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (Jay38)
I am probably going back into information warfare in the short-term.
Once the wife's oncology heat is completed and she is in the annual visit mode I think I am building a tiny house in the Ohio valley and laughing as it all breaks down.
Posted by: sven
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May your wishes and dreams come true.
I drove delivery and farm trucks for my father as a yute. Have no tolerance for asshole unsafe truckers and I knew a bunch of the old knights of the road back in the day. Wife's family had one owner operator and another uncle was a husband and wife team.
Her paternal uncle drove after retirement from the lumbar industry--usually hauled bees of all things.
Me, I am physically shot to the point I could not literally take driving long distances anymore although I have the tools and training to do it.
Bad spine and a major operation coming up on it.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)
and poutine?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)
West African and Asian populations are extensive in the county and in the state. (And obvious at the DMVs.)
Philly takes in immigrants & then nudges them into collar counties via non-profit corporations, etc. and that's how the ring counties are also picking them up - NP corporations, etc.
Pennsylvania congressional redistricting, particularly the 2022 map, maintains a split in the Philadelphia region, placing parts of the city into districts with neighboring counties. (The 5th Congressional District includes portions of Philadelphia, Delaware, and Montgomery counties, while other districts, like the 1st, connect Bucks and Montgomery counties.)
Same with Allegheny county in western PA. The city of Pittsburgh is often split into different congressional districts to connect its dense urban population with suburban and rural areas, sometimes resulting in districts that span multiple counties.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 06:51 PM (0Eh0f)
When on the truck an interesting feature was an atlas where all the roads that had low bridges were marked so you didn't rip off your trucks upper portions. I wonder if there are similar apps for truckers
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 05, 2026 06:57 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: garrett
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I suspect we could do far worse than that. I am beginning to believe that only a benevolent despot might have a shot at ruining and replacing our ruling classes.
We will see how the remainder of Trump's term goes and whether the hacks in black are put in their places again.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 06:58 PM (2swu2)
Do not drive at night. (We can afford to stop in a dumpy motel)
Avoid interstates whenever possible. (The stretch between Boise and Mountain Home makes this impossible, but, well, see above...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:58 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)
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He owned a smoked meat restaurant so yes his opinion was firmly no mayo.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (ZxPkt)
It is the family business after a fashion, and I think I would have been happier. The IW work and working in BF simulations has been rewarding and liberating but it also puts the zap on your brain when you KNOW we have been under color revolution provably since 2008 and arguably since recounts 2000.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TOSLe)
Yep.
Actual Quebecois words/phrases: Le car door, le basement, le weekend, la job.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (TOSLe)
Pretty much when I checked out of TNG
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (8avO+)
I know lots of people who put mayo on hamburgers.
I'm not really big on it because once it mixes with the ketchup and mustard it starts to taste like Thousand Island dressing.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Is that frowned upon?
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (Jay3
Not at all. Just don't use Miracle whip. That stuff is gay and lame.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 06:41 PM (8avO+)
I'm very worried about that also. I feel so much more comfortable when the pilot is an ex fighter pilot and I wish there was a way to pay more for this specific service.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 06:45 PM (nO8M5)
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For this reason, the wifey has zero trust in any younger doctors.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Mark1971
We should just forbid anyone coming from a "stan"
Posted by: Miklos (ed.) at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (AP7fj)
Posted by: gKWVE
When a person wears their ass as a hat, it suffocates the brain as demonstrated clinically here by its dribblings.
Condition is terminal and brain death is certain after a long period of issuing foul farts disguised as comments.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Put some below the meat patty, some above to prevent idle mixing.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
Nothing more.
*cough* Amanda Peete *cough*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: bonhomme
laissez les Bon Temps roulez!
Posted by: Zydeco Mikleuse at February 05, 2026 07:02 PM (AP7fj)
That's the second compliment I got today!
Honestly, when reading the Founders I always got the impression that they believed Benevolence was to be a pre-requisite for Public Service.
At the very least, in theory. In practice, they often behaved in a similar manner to any other population of humans.
But, they understood it was a requisite in an ideal setting.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 07:02 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Put some below the meat patty, some above to prevent idle mixing.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
This.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 07:02 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Max Power at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: ShainS
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Strictly by hiring the doctors in my area with the best reputations, I have ended up with all older Jewish doctors.
Trusting my spinal column to such a neuro surgeon next week.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 06:59 PM (ZxPkt)
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"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Iran forever. We begin bombing in five minutes ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Wiki We Would Like To See at February 05, 2026 06:29 PM (vFG9F)
Fixed it for you.
> Kyrgyzstan's capital and largest city is Bishkek
You know a country is a major-league shithole when you haven't even heard of its capital city.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (IG3/x)
Kind of the opposite for me. It's rewarding to finally get all of the proof that what I suspected for years is actually true.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:04 PM (V9cMX)
Posted by: Mark1971
We should just forbid anyone coming from a "stan"
Posted by: Miklos
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No speakey Engrish, no job for you!!!
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:04 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:04 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
Damn look at that grad school brain figuring stuff out.
I think the restaurants put the mayo on the top bun and ketchup and mustard on the bottom bun.
I seem to recall some burgers with mayo all over the lettuce.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:05 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 07:05 PM (ZxPkt)
I hope your surgery goes well and that your recovery is quick.
Back surgery is not fun, but when it is done right it can change your life immensly.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (gH8T+)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (Jay38)
Trusting my spinal column to such a neuro surgeon next week.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (2swu2)
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Great anecdote, and best of luck in your surgery -- you are in my prayers.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (0Eh0f)
I could use some pronunciation help here.....
Posted by: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow
......
Buy another vowel.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (UjdFS)
killing four people, several of whom were reportedly Amish.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (a0V+E)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
Thank you for that.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)
Very informative article.
The guy that wrote is on this immigrant drivers/firms problem big time.
Click on his name and read some of his other articles.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:04 PM (V9cMX)
Dukes mayo is the best. I don't think David Duke invented it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)
She was delicious when she was young...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2026 07:07 PM (n9ltV)
Back surgery is not fun, but when it is done right it can change your life immensly.
So they tell me.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:07 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 07:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Mark1971
Funny you should mention that...
Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)
You, too?
Man. This Blog is aging out...
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (gH8T+)
Trusting my spinal column to such a neuro surgeon next week.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (2swu2)
You will be in my prayers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 07:08 PM (nO8M5)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:00 PM (6ydKt)
Put some below the meat patty, some above to prevent idle mixing.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2026 07:01 PM (8avO+)
Then it only becomes Thousand Island Dressing when you're mashing it up in your cakehole, like a disgusting surprise for your taste buds.
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:09 PM (V9cMX)
You know a country is a major-league shithole when you haven't even heard of its capital city.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The Dilbert country of Mudholiostan was based on Kyrgyzstan.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2026 07:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Dukes mayo is the best. I don't think David Duke invented it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 07:06 PM (lpTXP)
There's a squeeze bottle of Duke's in the fridge now.
I rarely use it, but it's Duke's when I do.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 07:09 PM (6ydKt)
I work at the bottom of a pyramid in the biz that has a lot of people who "swore" oaths they obviously cannot be honoring to do what they do.
I took a year and a half off and went to the crisis acting side of the house to give my brain and soul a rest, but now they are integrating AI into the matter which I spent my "down time" playing with...so I will go back and help sharpen some tradecraft for people I do not trust ethically to use for good and then I will fade away.
I am looking forward to not caring about the machine.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 07:09 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (V9cMX)
Is that frowned upon?
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no. try blue cheese next time.
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 06:57 PM (g47mK)
I'll add chipolte powder to the mayo. Works very well with Cooper sharp and bacon.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM (2swu2)
Bless you. May your surgery be a success.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:04 PM
Pfft. Whatev.
But mayo is a necessity on a North Shore beef 3-way.*
*If you know, you know
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)
@NRA
·
3h
🚨 The Virginia House has passed HB 217 — one of the most extreme gun control bills in the state’s history.
The bill bans the sale and transfer of commonly owned firearms and standard-capacity magazines, using vague and overreaching definitions to target responsible citizens.
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (ZxPkt)
> Kyrgyzstan's capital and largest city is Bishkek
You know a country is a major-league shithole when you haven't even heard of its capital city.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2026 07:03 PM
I'm low key waiting for a troll from Kyrgyzstan to see this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (nO8M5)
She got pretty upset when they made fun of her accent.
I told her she would have a better time hanging out with the Italians which she found out to be very true.
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 07:11 PM (uvB+6)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (V9cMX
There’s a group of islands called that in NY state.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: runner
Can you get boner pills or still need to pay a Doc for a script?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM
Refers to the Thousand Islands area in the St. Lawrence River.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (Wnv9h)
I have a huge bruise and lump on my left hand. I did not hit it with anything, bump it into anything, or have any other sort of accident. It has gotten steadily bigger over the course of the week.
So, I went to urgent care to see if they could figure out how it occurred and how not to do that again.
The nurse practitioner had me take three xrays, and stated that there was no bone damage, so she figured I probably hit it on something and it would go away on its own. She said she didn't have an MRI to check the soft tissue but I was free to go to the ER and have them... tell me that same damned thing, I expect.
Huh. Here it is three days later and it is still there and still growing. Do I waste my time going to someone else or do I just wait and hope for the best? Honestly, why did young little miss nurse think that was going to be a good answer? Which specialist is the one for "lump in hand and big ol' bruise"?
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)
*If you know, you know
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 07:10 PM (Wnv9h)
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I don't want to know what A North Shore beef 3-way is in San Fransicko ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Accomack at February 05, 2026 07:13 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 07:13 PM (uvB+6)
I can't wait to see who next the revolution devours.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Trusting my spinal column to such a neuro surgeon next week.
Posted by: whig
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The old saying, young doctors and old lawyers, no longer applies. Young doctors are so full of bs I'm afraid of them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (a0V+E)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (+mUZM)
Robbery charges in other states, weapon and dope charges in state, it doesn't matter. Marriage and then placement into a lunatic program (few and far) to hide until feeling ready to cope.
PA State Police and local law enforcement are not mandated to enforce federal immigration laws, which are primarily the responsibility of the federal government.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)
I'd hit your local ER if you're in a lot of pain or you've lost mobility. Otherwise, I'd call your family doc. You'll need a referral to see a specialist.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GTqXr)
For fun, I did have a surgeon for prostate surgery that was the exception to old Jewish doctors. Guy looked young enough to be Doogie Howser MD but he was excellent. Mayo Clinic Scottsdale and I have had good luck also with second opinions at Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville.
But for the spinal surgery, don't really want to travel and have top surgeons nearby to do it. Did get a second opinion from a top neurosurgeon who is a head of department of a medical school in neurology and he agreed with my surgeon about what needed to be done and the quality of my chosen surgeon.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Decolonize Condiments! at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (V9cMX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM (I40wl)
Damn. Spider bite?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 05, 2026 07:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)
President Hathaway is voiced by Stephen Colbert. The circle is complete.
Posted by: kingsman at February 05, 2026 07:16 PM (ehY6c)
I can't wait to see who next the revolution devours.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Call me 'old hat', I've denounced her for the past 15 years.
Since her last program to take leave of absence from Fox in order to have her baby.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 07:16 PM (a0V+E)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:12 PM
Good luck getting one outside of Boston's North Shore.
It's a cult. A tasty, tasty cult.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 07:17 PM (Wnv9h)
—
There’s a difference ?
- illegals
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:17 PM (Jay38)
'I see from the internets that the new fashionable thing is to denounce Megyn Kelley for being insufficiently critical of Candace Owens.'
Yeah. That's bullshit. It isn't Kelly's job, mine or anyone else's job to do that. Sorry.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 05, 2026 07:17 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Braenyard
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This. I encountered a Resident at local hospital, with ear gauges.
Confidence level : *zero*
At a local practice one of the new Docs is referred to as 'Doogie Houser'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (zYpTz)
I haven't seen a spider since October. No marks, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:18 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: kingsman at February 05, 2026 07:18 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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My chiropractor managed to keep me from central canal stenosis for the last 6 years that I have seen her. She is clinical professor at the local chiropractic college but sees patients on the side to keep her license up to date.
I have really bad foraminal stenosis of peripheral nerves but yet only mild to moderate canal stenosis depending on which part of the spine we are talking about. Up to 8 herniated and deteriorating discs and counting. Four lumbar, one thoracic, and three cervical. The operation will be on the cervical section to remove teh crud impinging on my nerves.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:19 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:19 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Random PJ at February 05, 2026 07:19 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GTqXr)
I don't need a referral, actually, but I wouldn't know to whom I should go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:20 PM (I40wl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (a0V+E)
My son and daughter in law are both med students albeit at different schools. The difference in medical education is a bit frightening. Both are in top tier med schools, but one is uber woke. My daughter in law attends the latter and she is angry at the difference. Since they are both in the midst of clinical rotations, her transferring is not an option.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:20 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Random PJ
1. Drunk or high
2. No respect for human life.
Posted by: Really?? at February 05, 2026 07:20 PM (Jay38)
Posted by: Braenyard
My GP who just retired again was great as he was a retired already former naval doc. Salt of the earth type. My original GP was a former mechanical engineer from MIT and who became a GP after that. Great guy too.
Newer docs, not so much, good at reading imaging, but lousy at treatment and understanding patients.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:21 PM (2swu2)
Just what I've heard
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 05, 2026 07:21 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 07:14 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Two Million Island Dressing" has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:21 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)
*If you know, you know
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at
I lived in Boston for 2 years. I do not want to know what a north shore beef 3way is. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 07:22 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 07:22 PM (g47mK)
Worthless foreign trash. strap him to the grill of a semi and give him the same treatment as the bad guy from the Road Warrior.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 05, 2026 07:23 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Hand and arm/elbow surgeon if you can find one. General orthopedics if you cannot.
Sounds like some sort of fluid coming from an injury.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:23 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February
Have you tried aspirating it?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 07:24 PM (MGB5H)
Backs are tricky, isometrics worked for pop and bought him his last six years of work....
he left about 18 months before the dementia set in....thank God.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 07:25 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Go to their bios on the web. It will help you parse some out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 07:25 PM (a0V+E)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 05, 2026 07:25 PM (+mUZM)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:15 PM (GTqXr)
I don't need a referral, actually, but I wouldn't know to whom I should go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:20 PM (I40wl)
I'd still start with my PCP. But an internal med doc or orthopaedist would be my next choice.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:25 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 05, 2026 07:26 PM (NFX2v)
Owens is a lunatic, and Kelly's mouth sounds are of zero value on that or any other topic.
She is another of the type - ConInc media snakes who molt and change their colors every few years.
Who needs these cheesy grifters? Who still listens to them? How many times do they have to make their audiences look like chumps before they get wise to the scam?
I think drawing from an initial pool of Fox News viewers helps. They have a real low bar to start with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 07:20 PM (I40wl)
Where are nurse ratched and ChristyBlinky when you need them?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 05, 2026 07:26 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Thanks. My only worry is whether or not it works. My wife though is worried sick and I am going through everything to produce a doom file if things go pear shaped. Good practice to do so to make things tidy.
Only problem will be inventorying, prices, and pictures of all the firearms if she had need of selling them.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:27 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 07:27 PM (MGB5H)
I have really bad foraminal stenosis of peripheral nerves but yet only mild to moderate canal stenosis depending on which part of the spine we are talking about. Up to 8 herniated and deteriorating discs and counting. Four lumbar, one thoracic, and three cervical. The operation will be on the cervical section to remove teh crud impinging on my nerves.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:19 PM (2swu2)
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Can we get a Give Send Go setup to fund Elon Musk for developing a Robotic Exoskeleton Suit for whig (I'm envisioning the great Sigourney Weaver scene in "Aliens")?
/Damn, you must have a very high threshold of pain (I generally do, but will cease whining about my little occasional aches and pains).
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:28 PM (0Eh0f)
Trying to maintain control. One you hit the brakes on 40 tons of mass going 50 MPH in a panic, mother nature takes over and things start happening for the next 400 feet that you have no control over.
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 07:28 PM (uvB+6)
Posted by: L - No nic
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Thanks. I have the music, Little Bit of Luck from My Fair Lady going through my head at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Sj9o7DWJU
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:29 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:29 PM (2swu2)
Godspeed Whig.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 05, 2026 07:30 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:27 PM (2swu2)
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I'm sure you've already planned for the cost of dredging them all from the bottom of the lake.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:30 PM (0Eh0f)
Quite, the key there is developing judgement about safety ratios and distances and if need be making the hard decision to take the truck into the safest empty spot.
Foreign drivers do not understand American rules of the road to develop proper safe judgement and thus wind up being 42 ton missiles.
Posted by: sven at February 05, 2026 07:30 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 07:22 PM
And you never had one?! Damn.
Onion roll, a mountain of paper thin roast beef, cheese, mayo, and James River BBQ sauce. Best damned roast beef sammich you'll ever have.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Consult your primary for dx and which specialist could help you.
Pray.
Posted by: kingsman at February 05, 2026 07:32 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: ShainS
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I could take the pain but not the loss of strength, that is what tipped me into getting the surgery. Lost a lot of grip strength and coordination in the last year or so. Had to carefully document that it was not any peripheral impingement before I could get insurance to pay for the spinal cleanout.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:34 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:35 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: ShainS
Hellfire, too tired for that nowadays, now it is Molon Labe baby. All I want is be to left alone by authorities and their various minions.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:37 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:38 PM (2swu2)
But this one is mine.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)
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My favorite movie! * golf clap *
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:38 PM (0Eh0f)
Know what stop signs in France say?
STOP
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 05, 2026 07:40 PM (FpP3s)
Posted by: L
Thanks. I am really lucky in a way, not facing something like Cancer or an early heart attack like my father. Mine is just lot of pain and loss of function so far. Nothing life threatening as of yet.
My wife though is terrified and afraid though and I am trying to do whatever makes her calmer by talking through issues. She is okay if something happens to me, I made sure of that.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:41 PM (2swu2)
[rolls up sleeves]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 07:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Thanks. I will probably be taking a sabbatical here as I will be wearing a horse collar, on pain meds, and not in the best of moods to be posting.
It would probably end up as incoherent shit posting which is better left for X.
I'll have my wife post after to let folks that want to know about it.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:43 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:43 PM (BI5O2)
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I would have preferred a musical entitled "Molon Labe" to "Hamilton" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:43 PM (0Eh0f)
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Just sock 'em as "The James Madison" and no one will know the difference!
/I keed, I keed ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:45 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: ShainS
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Considering even Hamilton as a young rake carried a firearm to fight in the Revolution becoming a hero at Yorktown storming a British redoubt, it would be a far superior play.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:45 PM (2swu2)
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Heh. You need to repeat that to him tomorrow.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:46 PM (2swu2)
I promise.
No shitpost left behind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:47 PM (BI5O2)
I promise.
No shitpost left behind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:47 PM (BI5O2)
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lol
Another classic YDism ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:49 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 07:49 PM (uvB+6)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:50 PM (2swu2)
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Dafuq?
I generally respect doctors, even with all the recent blood under the bridge.
But, while the good ones are great, the bad ones are horrible.
I would never trust a guy who mutilated himself to care for my kid.
I wouldn't even want to eat a sandwich a chopped up freak prepared.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 07:49 PM (uvB+6)
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So sorry to hear that (and I know we're willowed), but: What is (are) your condition(s) causing pain, pawn?
[Don't know if you're on it, but I avoid reading the weekly Prayer List because I find it extremely depressing and it inflames my survivor's guilt and blessed good health.]
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:52 PM (0Eh0f)
-Your brother in pain,
Posted by: pawn
Thx pawn. The funny thing is I went to Mayo's Pain clinic about a year ago. I was already doing most all of the non drug techniques they used for pain reduction because I literally hate drugs that mess with my mind with a passion.
On the other hand, I have ice packs and heating pads galore. Plus doggies. Petting and loving on them can somehow through doggie magic reduce the felt pain. We really don't often deserve the unconditional love that dogs give us. Same with the Lord.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:53 PM (2swu2)
I wouldn't even want to eat a sandwich a chopped up freak prepared.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 07:51 PM (BI5O2)
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Ditto.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:54 PM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 07:53 PM (2swu2)
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Awesome. Canine therapy.
The Lord Works In Mysterious Dogs ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Official Discombobulator of The HQ at February 05, 2026 07:55 PM (0Eh0f)
I promise.
No shitpost left behind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
if needed, I'll pay for a keg
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, posteur de Merde at February 05, 2026 07:57 PM (AP7fj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 05, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)
and poutine?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 05, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)
Mayonnaise on poutine, or poutine on hamburgers?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 05, 2026 07:58 PM (dhHpw)
The Lord Works In Mysterious Dogs ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Best kind of dopamine hits. For them and us, giving them belly rubs and head scratches.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 08:00 PM (2swu2)
But there's something they do at the children's hospital here, that they didn't do in Denver, and it's awesome.
Once the kids are parked on the floor, they have around oldsters who volunteer to bring their friendly dogs to visit the children. The kids love it, the parents do, and so forth the oldsters and their dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 08:01 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
On crackers?
Poutine om the Ritz
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, initiating Dance Routine at February 05, 2026 08:01 PM (AP7fj)
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 08:02 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: whig
Miss Dixie does not give me belly rubs or behind the ear scratches.
Seems fair
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, who also failed Obedience School at February 05, 2026 08:03 PM (AP7fj)
Because I was bored when I had knee surgery and was in a soft cast for awhile, I practiced mental imagery as in viewing pain as a colors--fiery red for nerve zingers, crushing pain as purple, and no pain as blue. So I would mentally try to reduce inflammation in the knee by treating it mentally as a ballon and imagine myself squeezing the ballon to let out the pressure.
Used a temperature gauge as inflammation of joints can show up on those infrared temp gauges. It actually did lower the heat and inflammation a bit by doing that regularly. Breathing helps me to deal with nerve pain zingers.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 08:04 PM (2swu2)
Posted by: ...
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Don't want to harsh their mellow upstairs but thanks for all the well wishes and kindness. I'll try my best to reciprocate by paying it forward. Gotta go ice now.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2026 08:06 PM (2swu2)
I didn't have much choice in the route I took after my second back surgery to fix the first one was messed up again by the Workers Compensation.
My mind wasn't affected that much by the opioids as I was able to do some amazing engineering for years after that.
But I can relate to people manually checking out if they lose what ever made their life worth living because I have gone there by choice a couple of times just to remind me of why I take it.
I pray I never have to face that.
I don't have any tricks other than changing positions and reciting the Lords Prayer over and over.
Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 08:15 PM (uvB+6)
Posted by: Jame Gumm at February 05, 2026 08:24 PM (dK+Kv)
This transportation scandal gets me about as mad. When will Americans see that justice is done, even it means a long prison term?
Posted by: Don Lemon Needs to be sent to Gaza at February 05, 2026 08:28 PM (qgGyX)
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