Fulton County, GA, Election Office Sues to Get Its Dodgy "Votes" Back (So That Tulsi Gabbard Can't See Them)

The cleanest election in the history of the Earth.

Fulton County officials filed a motion in a Georgia court to reclaim election records seized by federal agents in January at a Georgia election office.
The motion filed by county officials under seal in a federal court in Georgia on Wednesday seeks the return of the election records taken by agents at a warehouse in Fulton County, according to The Washington Post.
The officials also requested the judge unseal the investigative affidavit that federal agents submitted to secure a search warrant, Rob Pitts -- Fulton County board of commissioners chairman -- said, according to the outlet.

More: Did an FBI Straight Arrow deliberately tip off the Fulton County election fraudsters in advance, so that they could have a shredding party?

It is almost beyond belief that the agent in charge of a major FBI field office sent this astonishingly shoddy letter to the Fulton County election office, effectively giving advance notice of an impending federal action. His firing does not even begin to address the gravity of… https://t.co/6IL2j2LCM5 pic.twitter.com/fcJBFi2gYY
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) February 4, 2026

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1 St?

Posted by: Clay at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (oBhd7)

2 I got nothin'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

3 Not even a lawsuit.

Essentially a request.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

4 MAKE COPIES!!

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (g47mK)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

6 Now to luxuriously absorb the content.

Posted by: Clay at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (oBhd7)

7 Fulton County officials filed a motion in a Georgia court to reclaim election records seized by federal agents in January at a Georgia election office.

Since it was a federal election, GFY.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (KxMNK)

8 Wow

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2026 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

9 Silly practice runs on the Red Bull Hard Line track...
These are like 45-60 foot gaps!

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=MVMVEHbfR_w

(because it got Willowed)

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 02:37 PM (ZcsJV)

10 "Tallie" records?? "Pole" tapes?

Either I'm retarded, or this agent is.

Posted by: the dandy at February 04, 2026 02:37 PM (8l8nW)

11 Fulton County officials filed a motion in a Georgia court to reclaim election records seized by federal agents in January at a Georgia election office.

So the county wants a state judge to overrule a federal pretend judge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

12 They have one play: lawfare.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (Hkcdp)

13
More: Did an FBI Straight Arrow deliberately tip off the Fulton County election fraudsters in advance, so that they could have a shredding party?

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Looks like it!

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (g47mK)

14 they were planning on suing but then didn't

which means to me somebody realized it wasn't gonna work

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (emBoF)

15 11 Fulton County officials filed a motion in a Georgia court to reclaim election records seized by federal agents in January at a Georgia election office.

So the county wants a state judge to overrule a federal pretend judge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

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It's performative and impotent legal nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

16 How far in advance did he send this to Fulton County? There is no date on the letter, so you can't tell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (yTfX1)

17 You cannot have a stolen election on stolen land.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (KI8Ns)

18 >>More: Did an FBI Straight Arrow deliberately tip off the Fulton County election fraudsters in advance, so that they could have a shredding party?

He probably sent that first thing in the morning, before having his Ham and Egg sammich.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcsJV)

19 More: Did an FBI Straight Arrow deliberately tip off the Fulton County election fraudsters in advance, so that they could have a shredding party?

Man, why doesn't Bondi get more accomplished?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)

20 This is going to end up showing that Raffenshitter stole the election from Tank "Fat Albert" Abrams, isn't it?

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (uEmCf)

21 Funny how the governor and secretary of state were working so hard to prevent an investigation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (0U5gm)

22 >>Funny how the governor and secretary of state were working so hard to prevent an investigation.

I don't recall Stacey Abrams being named in this Lawsuit?

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (ZcsJV)

23 Simply filling this motion should be grounds for disbarment. Seriously.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (YG+k7)

24 I am totally shocked that some Ham 'n' Egger decided to be a leftoid activist.

Shocked, I say.

Posted by: ballistic at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)

25 Funny how the governor and secretary of state were working so hard to prevent an investigation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at

Kemp and shitberger are eye level deep in the cheat machine in ga

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (MGB5H)

26 I'm hoping they had already set up some monitoring and that letter was bait for trap

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (syu79)

27 They have one play: lawfare.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (Hkcdp)

Luckily for them the judiciary is a well stocked leftist pond.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (Hx0tZ)

28 52 USC §20701. Retention and preservation of records and papers by officers of elections; deposit with custodian; penalty for violation

Every officer of election shall retain and preserve, for a period of twenty-two months from the date of any general, special, or primary election of which candidates for the office of President, Vice President, presidential elector, Member of the Senate, Member of the House of Representatives, or Resident Commissioner from the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico are voted for, all records and papers which come into his possession relating to any application, registration, payment of poll tax, or other act requisite to voting in such election, except that, when required by law, such records and papers may be delivered to another officer of election and except that, if a State or the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico designates a custodian to retain and preserve these records and papers at a specified place, then such records and papers may be deposited with such custodian, and the duty to retain and preserve any record or paper so deposited shall devolve upon such custodian. Any officer of election or custodian who willfully fails to comply with this section sha

Posted by: SMOD at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

29 Right, but when do we get to burn Atlanta again?

Posted by: zombie william t. sherman at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Jh7AV)

30 Funny how the governor and secretary of state were working so hard to prevent an investigation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (0U5gm)

Funny how people on the left think that we'd be sad to see Republicans burned in this investigation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (ExV1e)

31 I don't even know what this "motion" is. You can't file a motion unless there's an underlying case. Is there?

The reporting on this is confusing.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

32 24 I am totally shocked that some Ham 'n' Egger decided to be a leftoid activist.

Shocked, I say.
Posted by: ballistic at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)

They're Great Americans!

Posted by: Sean Hannity, bootlicker at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

33 There is a perversity involved here, where the party that is completely lawless spends so much time creating fraudulent lawsuits in order to perpetuate their lawlessness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (0U5gm)

34 So, they sealed their motion--what are they hiding?
But they want the warrant unsealed?

And what exactly is the basis? I want to see the legal justification for "we demand proof of our crime be returned!"
I want to see the shittly legal arguments for the return and unsealing.

Even if they got advanced warning, 700 boxes were still seized.
And, all of those in the letter, were already under retention/spoilation notices anyway.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (FQQCN)

35 I hope they keep every shred of evidence in front of a camera at all times. You know what's coming next from the GA election fraudsters. "We can't trust what the Feds have. They've probably doctored it."

Posted by: Archimedes at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)

36 In January 2026, reports indicated that Paul W. Brown was removed from his position. This decision followed his expressed concerns regarding the FBI's investigations into alleged voter fraud in Fulton County, Georgia, related to the 2020 election. His questioning of the agency's claims reportedly contributed to his ousting.
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and that's the rest of the story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, channeling Paul Harvey at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (oqhSb)

37 30 Funny how people on the left think that we'd be sad to see Republicans burned in this investigation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (ExV1e)

Because the Left believes that you must be included in any collective punishment visited upon the Right.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (uEmCf)

38 33 There is a perversity involved here, where the party that is completely lawless spends so much time creating fraudulent lawsuits in order to perpetuate their lawlessness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (0U5gm)

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It's a motion in a court with no jurisdiction over the action. Yes, it will eat up one lawyer's time, a few hours to draft something calling it stupid, but that's about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

39 Yawn.

Wake me when someone is frog marched in an orange jumpsuit.

Snore.....

Posted by: And The Band Played On at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (hi/jD)

40 don't even know what this "motion" is. You can't file a motion unless there's an underlying case. Is there?

The reporting on this is confusing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at

It's also asking a state judge to overrule a federal judge's warrant. Performative nonsense.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (MGB5H)

41 >>>which means to me somebody realized it wasn't gonna work

Discovery? What is that?

~ Nadine Williams

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (Y1sOo)

42
Fulton County officials filed a motion in a Georgia court to reclaim election records seized by federal agents in January at a Georgia election office.

So the county wants a state judge to overrule a federal pretend judge?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

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It's performative and impotent legal nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
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It's apparently in federal court, but see my comment above.

"The motion filed by county officials under seal in a federal court in Georgia on Wednesday seeks the return of the election records taken by agents at a warehouse in Fulton County"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

43 Funny how the governor and secretary of state were working so hard to prevent an investigation.

That is what innocent people do.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Riz8t)

44 This is going to end up showing that Raffenshitter stole the election from Tank "Fat Albert" Abrams, isn't it?

I’ll bet the deal was Biden wins in exchange for Ragfagshitter winning. Presidency of Earth hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (3cXfB)

45 Right, but when do we get to burn Atlanta again?
Posted by: zombie william t. sherman at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Jh7AV)

As soon as some Atlanta sports team either wins, or loses, some championship game - or - some lifelong criminal meets their maker at the hands of the popos.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (ExV1e)

46 The letter was clearly sabotage. Its author was fired from the FBI a week or so ago for refusing to support the investigation and slow-walking subpoenas.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (bNf8H)

47 It is almost beyond belief that the agent in charge of a major FBI field office sent this astonishingly shoddy letter to the Fulton County election office, effectively giving advance notice of an impending federal action. His firing does not even begin to address the gravity

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Then charge him with a federal crime. Anyone who employs him now should be revealed to make sure people know who works against them.

Posted by: Decaf at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (Z8jzG)

48 Remember in the 2000 election FL and the Republicans gave the Dems and the FNM full access for a forensic analysis of the votes.

Why? Because there was no fraud. The people claiming fraud just ended up embarrassing themselves

So then why have the Dems and FNM tried to arrest, cancel, or sue anyone that wants to do the same with the ballots from 2020?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

49 Yawn.

Wake me when someone is frog marched in an orange jumpsuit.

Snore.....

What makes you think we care what you think?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 04, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

50 Tell me you cheated without telling me you cheated.

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:44 PM (zdFj8)

51 don't even know what this "motion" is. You can't file a motion unless there's an underlying case. Is there?

The reporting on this is confusing.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at

It's also asking a state judge to overrule a federal judge's warrant. Performative nonsense.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (MGB5H)
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See my comment above. This is confusing, but the motion was apparently filed in federal court.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

52 As soon as some Atlanta sports team either wins, or loses, some championship game - or - some lifelong criminal meets their maker at the hands of the popos.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Option 3 is much more likely.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (MGB5H)

53 It's a motion in a court with no jurisdiction over the action. Yes, it will eat up one lawyer's time, a few hours to draft something calling it stupid, but that's about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
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Allow me to discover some jurisdiction!

Posted by: Some Leftwing Judge, Probably at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (5aZAZ)

54 Justice of the Peace Eustace Wildman, from his bench in the front booth of the Dixie Peach Diner, Macon, has ruled on this for stuff Yankees can't understand and will now return to his day job back in the kitchen. JP Wildman will have a press conference after the lunch rush at Wildman Cadillac along with his brother who will present him keys to a new Escalade.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (gm9Sb)

55 The Blade doesn't have access to federal dockets in GA, so he can't go look at the actual motion papers himself.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

56 I don't even know what this "motion" is. You can't file a motion unless there's an underlying case. Is there?
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Maybe a motion to quash?
IDK.

Shipwreckedcrew (I think) pointed out that, technically, this evidence is in the custody of the court, it's the court ordering it seized for potential crimes to be tried in that court, that it's merely held by the prosecution until trial.

B/c someone had asked if the DOJ could turn these over to others for their election law violation claims.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (FQQCN)

57 50 Tell me you cheated without telling me you cheated.
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:44 PM (zdFj

Went out with the girls, didn't come back until 2 PM.

Gimme half your shit.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (uEmCf)

58 The ham n egg agency is corrupt? Say it ain’t so!!
- Sean Hannity

Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (qDa2L)

59 The Blade doesn't have access to federal dockets in GA, so he can't go look at the actual motion papers himself.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You don't have PACER?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

60 I've been seeing scuttlebutt that the FBI is is hurry up and wait Trump out mode... it wouldn't surprise me that they continue to cover for decades of fraud on every level.

Posted by: Inogame at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (53oGX)

61 His firing does not even begin to address the gravity of what he did.

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Fired?

He should have been frog-marched out in handcuffs and prosecuted for obstruction of justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:47 PM (zdFj8)

62
Warming up for the Stuper-Bowl over here, boss!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at February 04, 2026 02:47 PM (DDJSl)

63 No doubt the FBI tipped off the target of the investigation. That is what Trump and MAGA are up against, a constant rearguard action by the deep state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:47 PM (BWnHZ)

64 No doubt the FBI tipped off the target of the investigation. That is what Trump and MAGA are up against, a constant rearguard action by the deep state
Posted by: Smell the Glove at

Exactly, this is why bondi and Kash must be fired yesterday!!!

/s

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:48 PM (MGB5H)

65 Allow me to discover some jurisdiction!
Posted by: Some Leftwing Judge

Call me.
-- Hawaiian Judge Tyne E. Bubbles

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

66 they were planning on suing but then didn't

which means to me somebody realized it wasn't gonna work

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (emBoF)

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Of course it is, the process is the punishment.

Posted by: Decaf at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (Z8jzG)

67
If you feel like giving me a pallet of fake votin
I second that dumb motion.....

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (KI8Ns)

68 "The motion filed by county officials under seal in a federal court in Georgia on Wednesday seeks the return of the election records taken by agents at a warehouse in Fulton County"
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LOL.

What's the success rate of convincing a judge to change his mind?

That is, when they already ruled (that the warrant was merited) but you don't like it and try to get them to rule the opposite way?

Hint: Starts at 0 and goes down.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (FQQCN)

69 I did some quick research. This may be a motion under FRCP 41(g). It gives a person aggrieved by an illegal search and seizure a remedy to get the property seized back.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

70 Is that letter standard for these kinds of actions? When was the letter sent?

I understand the writer's issues with the overall investigation, but that doesn't answer whether this kind of letter is standard or not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

71 Went out with the girls, didn't come back until 2 PM.

Gimme half your shit.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (uEmCf)

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Heh.

I hope that's not from personal experience, XTC (and sympathies if it is).

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (zdFj8)

72 You don't have PACER?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

Actually doing a job would get in the way of being FIRST every thread. Man's gotta have priorities.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

73 It's a motion in a court with no jurisdiction over the action. Yes, it will eat up one lawyer's time, a few hours to draft something calling it stupid, but that's about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
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Allow me to discover some jurisdiction!
Posted by: Some Leftwing Judge, Probably at February 04, 2026 02:45 PM (5aZAZ)

I gots some jurisdiction for ya right here! *grabs self expressively*

Posted by: Atlanta, GA Urban Outdoorsman at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (q2NNn)

74
42

above.

"The motion filed by county officials under seal in a federal court in Georgia on Wednesday seeks the return of the election records taken by agents at a warehouse in Fulton County"
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:42 PM

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Is the motion sealed because they're embarrassed?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (biznJ)

75 "Funny how people on the left think that we'd be sad to see Republicans burned in this investigation."

It does not cross their minds. Happy, sad, it doesn't occur to them. Defend, defend, defend is how they think.

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (cS1cw)

76 I can totally believe they rigged it against Abrams. She'd have been a loose canon and a PR nightmare. Like an AOC but with an entire half a brain at her disposal.

Fagballs is much more willing to comply with the party's wishes without kicking up a fuss, and then give them the chance to squawk "Bipartisan" out of their damned vulture beaks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (JwNbV)

77 Where's Fani when we need her?

Posted by: Fulton County at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

78 69 I did some quick research. This may be a motion under FRCP 41(g). It gives a person aggrieved by an illegal search and seizure a remedy to get the property seized back.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

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So...they filed a motion with the judge who signed the warrant for the search under the statute saying that the search he warranted was illegal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

79 I did some quick research. This may be a motion under FRCP 41(g). It gives a person aggrieved by an illegal search and seizure a remedy to get the property seized back.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

Given that the feds had a warrant, wouldn't demonstrating the 'illegal' part of that be tricky?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (ExV1e)

80 The Blade doesn't have access to federal dockets in GA, so he can't go look at the actual motion papers himself.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You don't have PACER?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
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Oh, look at you being all lawyerly and shit! I don't have an account any more, or at least I don't remember my login.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

81 76 I can totally believe they rigged it against Abrams. She'd have been a loose canon and a PR nightmare. Like an AOC but with an entire half a brain at her disposal.

Fagballs is much more willing to comply with the party's wishes without kicking up a fuss, and then give them the chance to squawk "Bipartisan" out of their damned vulture beaks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (JwNbV)

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I suspect the 2018 GA governor's race was a "cheat off". Both sides cheated like crazy. Abrams by creating votes in Fulton. Kemp by manipulating things from his Secretary of State position and authority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

82 71 Heh.

I hope that's not from personal experience, XTC (and sympathies if it is).
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (zdFj

LOL, no.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:52 PM (uEmCf)

83 This may be a motion under FRCP 41(g). It gives a person aggrieved by an illegal search and seizure a remedy to get the property seized back.

How is a search under warrant in any way illegal? Did Fani and Sweetdick write this motion?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2026 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

84 Oh, look at you being all lawyerly and shit! I don't have an account any more, or at least I don't remember my login.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at

You're supposed to keep that on a post it under your keyboard.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:52 PM (MGB5H)

85 Have you all had any lefties try to justify the "missing" 10 million plus blue votes? Trump got slightly more in 2024 than 2020. Biden crushed what Hillary got in 2016 and what Harris got in 2024. They say things like "covid got people riled up" and "people just forgot how bad Trump is."

It is amazing that they think that many people went from dying to vote for Joe to not caring. At all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 04, 2026 02:52 PM (wrEn7)

86 80 Oh, look at you being all lawyerly and shit! I don't have an account any more, or at least I don't remember my login.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

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If it's in LastPass...some hackers can probably set you up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

87 "it's not who votes that matters -- it's who ~~counts~~ shreds the votes who matters.'

-- Josef "Democrat Fraud Machine" Stalin

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (se8lQ)

88 Washington had a Dr. Church in his ranks that affected an obsequious bellicous patriotic front while secretly ratting out our rebels to the British.

At least Trump 47 doesn't have has many as Trump 45.

Posted by: torabora at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (m8SuK)

89 Oh, look at you being all lawyerly and shit! I don't have an account any more, or at least I don't remember my login.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Well, paralegally, anyway. I used to love researching litigation on PACER that the various companies I worked for were involved in.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

90 I did some quick research. This may be a motion under FRCP 41(g). It gives a person aggrieved by an illegal search and seizure a remedy to get the property seized back.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

Given that the feds had a warrant, wouldn't demonstrating the 'illegal' part of that be tricky?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:50 PM (ExV1e)
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Yes and no. It's not unusual for a judge to do X, and then the party affected by X then challenges it as illegal or wrongful. That party usually loses before that same judge, but not always. I assume this motion is narrative-building bukkake porn, but I haven't read the motion.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

91 It's a motion in a court with no jurisdiction over the action. Yes, it will eat up one lawyer's time, a few hours to draft something calling it stupid, but that's about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I'm available for this.

Posted by: Nathan Sweet Dick Wade at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

92 KGB HQ Jan. 2 1986
Moscow

Dear Igor,

We are posting counter-intelligence agent Chad Smilo to our embassy in Moscow (apartment address to follow). We would be obliged if you would show him every courtesy during his stay.

Sincerely,

Paul Brown

Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (2L+MU)

93 11 So the county wants a state judge to overrule a federal pretend judge?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

The county filed in a Federal Court in Georgia. That first line is poorly written.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 04, 2026 02:54 PM (zGyLA)

94 mailed letter from illiterate FIBber << fucking door bashed open with a battering ram at 3am

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 04, 2026 02:54 PM (qddDT)

95 Just use a dot of white-out on the pertinent keys on your keyboard.

Posted by: torabora at February 04, 2026 02:55 PM (m8SuK)

96 Charlie Brown didn't struggle this much with the football

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 04, 2026 02:55 PM (jrgJz)

97 "Tallie" records?? "Pole" tapes?

Either I'm retarded, or this agent is.
Posted by: the dandy

Retarded, or deliberately avoiding FOIA searches.

Or And.

Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2026 02:55 PM (asmhb)

98 Hint: Starts at 0 and goes down.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (FQQCN)

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PHV, none of my business but I'm curious if you are or were an attorney -- as your legal knowledge appears to be on a par with some of our known lawyers here (and some non-lawyers like TJM and Ace, although I believe the latter did attend law school).

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:55 PM (zdFj8)

99 Retarded, or deliberately avoiding FOIA searches.

Or And.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2026 02:55 PM (asmhb)

my money's on deliberate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (JwNbV)

100 Anyone can sign up for a PACER account. I have a PACER account, or had one, anyway. It was many years ago. I was following some case that I don't even remember.

IANAL.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Y1sOo)

101 I like the cartel judge that ruled Trump can't terminate temporary protected status of Haitians.

She admits in her screed that the statute does not permit judicial review of the decision.

But see, she smart, you dumb:
She's not reviewing the decision TO terminate, she is reviewing HOW the decision to terminate was reached.
Totally different.

She basically took out her crayon and rewrote the statute to give herself jurisdiction.

One unelected, unaccountable judge writing and passing laws for the whole nation.

But Trump is the dictator ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (FQQCN)

102 100 IANAL.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (Y1sOo)

Why do you Anal?

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (uEmCf)

103 Remember how when Barry Bonds broke the home run record, but people suspected him of doping, so opposing fans would hold up signs with an asterisk (implying that his record was not legitimate)?

Well, in the official records of U.S. elections, there will also be a asterisk:

2016 — Trump
2020 — Trump *
(* coup d'etat prevented term being served)
2024 — Trump

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (se8lQ)

104 Went out with the girls, didn't come back until 2 PM.

Gimme half your shit.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (uEmCf)

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Heh.

I hope that's not from personal experience, XTC (and sympathies if it is).
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:49 PM (zdFj

That was essentially mine as well as a hell of a lot of other dudes around the country.
"You know, routinely coming home at 2:00am from wherever as a married woman with kids is a bit unseemly."
"I'M A GROWNUP AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!!"
*stampy feet and toddlerfists*
"Ooooohhhhkaaay..."

Posted by: Paraphrased and slightly understated at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

105 Gee, Paul Brown has really slid into the gutter from his NFL days

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (q2NNn)

106 101
But see, she smart, you dumb:
She's not reviewing the decision TO terminate, she is reviewing HOW the decision to terminate was reached.
Totally different.

She basically took out her crayon and rewrote the statute to give herself jurisdiction.

One unelected, unaccountable judge writing and passing laws for the whole nation.

But Trump is the dictator ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:56 PM (FQQCN)

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Except, Trump and Noem aren't terminating anything. They're letting it expire.

This judge is real bad. A test for impeachment of judges if there ever was one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

107 Right, but when do we get to burn Atlanta again?
Posted by: zombie william t. sherman at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Jh7AV)

You can burn Atlanta again, but you have to start with an underpass fire.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (dhHpw)

108 hobo ass is the best ass

Posted by: Sid at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (HrgE8)

109 Sometimes seems as if half the commenters here are engineers, and the other half are lawyers or lawyer-adjacent (like me).

Piper, Muldoon, and FenSpoke are the outliers.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

110 PACER. Great car. Matadors too. Bless old man Romney for AMC.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (gm9Sb)

111 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Retarded, or deliberately avoiding FOIA searches.

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Nailed it, mikeski ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (zdFj8)

113 "Tallie"sheets

"Pole" tapes

The agent graduated from the Learing Center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (4tmpE)

114
The officials also requested the judge unseal the investigative affidavit that federal agents submitted to secure a search warrant

Fulton County is on a mole hunt...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (y9nCu)

115 The letter is real? There is no deadline.

Maybe low level staffer in O'Keefe sting is right, Kash Patel isn't up for the job. Something this sensitive needs some oversight of the local sh*theads who may stupid and lazy, but in addition have a non-zero chance of trying to sabotage you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

116 Oh, look at you being all lawyerly and shit! I don't have an account any more, or at least I don't remember my login.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Well, paralegally, anyway. I used to love researching litigation on PACER that the various companies I worked for were involved in.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

Does PACER still charge by the page for printouts?

Posted by: Cheap bastards at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (TbWk/)

117 It is almost beyond belief that the agent in charge of a major FBI field office sent this astonishingly shoddy letter to the Fulton County election office, effectively giving advance notice of an impending federal action.

But, Kash Patel is the MAN for the JOB and is in COMPLETE control of the FBI and it's investigations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

118 109 Sometimes seems as if half the commenters here are engineers, and the other half are lawyers or lawyer-adjacent (like me).

Piper, Muldoon, and FenSpoke are the outliers.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

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Well, Muldoon is a doctor.

I'm just an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

119 What POSSIBLE basis do you have to sue over records of an already completed election ? It was FIVE YEARS AGO guys. The only thing you're hiding is your own FRAUD.

Nobody is going to overturn the election from 2020. Nobody is even going to claim such a thing. There is ZERO legal basis to argue over the records of a completed election.

DENIED

Posted by: deadrody at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (qf6NU)

120 When we got married, my wife would go to bed at 8 and i'd laugh and stay up until 9 like a Cool Kid.

After a year of marriage, I now go to bed at 7 and she laughs and goes to bed at 8.

Only thing we cheat on each other at is Yahtzee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:59 PM (JwNbV)

121 It's fucking Georgia.

A bunch of peckerwoods dressed up in camo, driving 2WD pickup trucks.

Fuhgeddaboudit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 04, 2026 02:59 PM (TOSLe)

122 "Tallie"sheets

"Pole" tapes

The agent graduated from the Learing Center.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (4tmpE)

Poles REALLY ARE for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

123 I have performed audits. My father has performed audits. My brother performs SEC-FINRA audits - where they crawl up your ass far enough to check your tonsils.

Innocent people ALWAYS have the same reaction ... more sunlight.

My brother recently had an audit where all of the broker email data from February 2025 was missing. The principle of the brokerage firm immediately apologized for that error and told my brother to follow him down to the IT department where he could observe them directly pulling the records. That is what innocent people do, prove their innocence by providing any and all available information.

Can anyone recall a single Democrat precinct, after reports of election "irregularities", saying, "Come on in and perform a full audit. We did everything exactly right."

I can't think of a single example. Their actions exactly match the same actions that guilty people would take.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2026 03:00 PM (HlyYF)

124 How in the heck can you sue the government to return records that were seized for an election that occurred over 5 years ago?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 04, 2026 03:00 PM (0N4FZ)

125 Does PACER still charge by the page for printouts?
Posted by: Cheap bastards

Don't know I haven't used it in a while.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

126 109 Sometimes seems as if half the commenters here are engineers, and the other half are lawyers or lawyer-adjacent (like me).

Piper, Muldoon, and FenSpoke are the outliers.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

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Well, Muldoon is a doctor.

I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

And allegedly illiterate. Which raises the question of how your formed a statement that was actually responsive to the above post. I think you're playing a long con on us about the illiteracy.

Posted by: Something an asshole would do at February 04, 2026 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

127 Some of you big brain lawyers can answer this:

If the Feds find significant evidence of voter fraud in sufficient numbers to swing the election to the actual losing candidate,

is there a way to refuse to count state, in this case, GA's vote in the upcoming election unless they can prove they have proper safeguards to insure the integrity of the vote?

Or, is that an impossibility?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

128 126 And allegedly illiterate. Which raises the question of how your formed a statement that was actually responsive to the above post. I think you're playing a long con on us about the illiteracy.

Posted by: Something an asshole would do at February 04, 2026 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

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Eye jest bank in the cay bored un till da read squiggles geau a way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

129 Atlanta is slap full of ABW and corrupt and gay as hell.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (vFG9F)

130 How is a search under warrant in any way illegal? Did Fani and Sweetdick write this motion?
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My law dabbling says:
It'll mirror the same goofy shit they've been spouting in public.

that it somehow is voter disenfranchisement because it will make people afraid to vote in 2028 because "what if the Evil Orange Tyrant steals my ballot and gives it to Musk and he uses it to open credit cards in my name?!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (FQQCN)

131 Oh, and I forgot about Joe Mannix. He is definitely a cop.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

132 I think you're playing a long con on us about the illiteracy.

Posted by: Something an asshole would do at February 04, 2026 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

Heh. You should try reading his books.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Except, Trump and Noem aren't terminating anything. They're letting it expire.
___

So if I understand correctly, the law is the Executive has to sign off to extend the temporary status. The Executive declined to do so, but the Judiciary says hold my crown, holds her gavel over her head and shouts "I...have.....the .... POWER", lightning flashes and she transforms into She-Man and extends the temporary status? Is that right?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Dv3i1)

134 In before the phrase "Chilling Effect"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (JwNbV)

135 127 Some of you big brain lawyers can answer this:

If the Feds find significant evidence of voter fraud in sufficient numbers to swing the election to the actual losing candidate,

is there a way to refuse to count state, in this case, GA's vote in the upcoming election unless they can prove they have proper safeguards to insure the integrity of the vote?

Or, is that an impossibility?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

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I believe that's up to Congress. The Electoral College sends delegates to Congress who then perform that official count of electors. It's up to Congress to accept or decline electors from states.

This is why states sometimes send alternate slates of electors to DC, in the blind hope that Congress will tell the official slate that they're not recognized.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

136 Will anything happen?

Posted by: The person who always wonders that at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (TVJ8u)

137 " It's fucking Georgia.

A bunch of peckerwoods dressed up in camo, driving 2WD pickup trucks"

All 3 of my trucks are 4wd. If you are using the Atlanta Metro area as your point of reference though, yeah.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (vFG9F)

138 131 Oh, and I forgot about Joe Mannix. He is definitely a cop.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

He's been under so long he's bought his own cover story. He actually believes he isn't a cop.

Posted by: It's ok he brings us hot chicks at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (TbWk/)

139
I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

Finally. Something we agree upon. *snicker*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (y9nCu)

140 Rooted: How Black and Brown People Created Classical Music
By: Vincent Sneed

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That's right. They created it then the Greek homos stole it and passed it out to the Germans, the Italians, the Russians, and other white people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (J+Psw)

141 This is why states sometimes send alternate slates of electors to DC, in the blind hope that Congress will tell the official slate that they're not recognized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04

But that's only allowed by democrats. Is a Republican group sends an alternate slate it's insurection.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (MGB5H)

142 133 So if I understand correctly, the law is the Executive has to sign off to extend the temporary status. The Executive declined to do so, but the Judiciary says hold my crown, holds her gavel over her head and shouts "I...have.....the .... POWER", lightning flashes and she transforms into She-Man and extends the temporary status? Is that right?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 03:03 PM (Dv3i1)

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Pretty much.

She's a really bad judge.

Boasberg is honestly too big to impeach. This bint may be small enough. I still doubt 67 votes to convict, but if anyone deserves it, she does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

143

Finally. Something we agree upon. *snicker*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (y9nCu)

At least he's not obtuse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

144 139 Finally. Something we agree upon. *snicker*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (y9nCu)

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It's not my fault you can't understand the absurdism and genius of Freddy Got Fingered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

145 *goes back to working up tax returns and spreadsheets*

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (q2NNn)

146 130 that it somehow is voter disenfranchisement because it will make people afraid to vote in 2028 because "what if the Evil Orange Tyrant steals my ballot and gives it to Musk and he uses it to open credit cards in my name?!!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 03:02 PM (FQQCN)

Acting like Elon is Soyjak Party (A site for doxxing people and sometimes stealing financial information in order to bankrupt targets), lol.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (iXqHn)

147 141 But that's only allowed by democrats. Is a Republican group sends an alternate slate it's insurection.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (MGB5H)

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Well, duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

148 California can use its new congressional maps!! Thank you Supreme Court! Impeachment baby, it's a comin'! America is back.... soon!
Posted by: Sid at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM

On the bright side, that's +3 for Republicans in Alabama since our Republican gerrymander was struck down by the circuit court because polital reasons weren't justification enough, per previous SC rulings.

Good bye Majority Minority districts in red states.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (jc0TO)

149 142 Pretty much.

She's a really bad judge.

Boasberg is honestly too big to impeach. This bint may be small enough. I still doubt 67 votes to convict, but if anyone deserves it, she does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

*sighs and does the stupid-ass hand gesture*

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (iXqHn)

150
It's not my fault you can't understand the absurdism and genius of Freddy Got Fingered.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

I spent 8 minutes on that movie.

Regretted every minute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Melania Trump's meeting with a hostage freed by Hamas was interrupted by a reporter who tried asking her about Ghislaine Maxwell. Melania shot her down like an Iranian drone approaching the USS Lincoln.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (Y1sOo)

152 A couple dozen of us at last October's TX MoMe sat together one afternoon under a couple of shade trees while being served by the bacon wench.

I'd say at least 2/3 were former or current techies.

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (zdFj8)

153 149 *sighs and does the stupid-ass hand gesture*

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (iXqHn)

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Junior?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

154 If the Feds find significant evidence of voter fraud in sufficient numbers to swing the election to the actual losing candidate,

is there a way to refuse to count state, in this case, GA's vote in the upcoming election unless they can prove they have proper safeguards to insure the integrity of the vote?
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We are in uncharted territory here, imo.
There has never been such systematic, endemic and long-term fraud as what we're seeing in GA.
Fraud that doesn't just span the state.
And not just the nation.
But, potentially, international involvement.

We're not in "un-do the election" territory.
We're in "un-do lives" territory.

That's why you see the utter terror on the faces of the Dems in GA.

Related:
We're up to 3 elected GA Dems indicted for Covid fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 03:07 PM (FQQCN)

155 I don't think it's possible to stop a states counting of votes or for the votes not to count. A court probably could order a special master to keep watch on the state pursuant to the Voting Rights Act and the Civil Rights Act

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 03:07 PM (BWnHZ)

156 You know, fellows, I am starting to wonder if the entire FBI is corrupt after 8 years of Obama and another 4 of Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

157 other outliers you forgot ...

IrishIe, Nova Local, Bluebell, Grammie, Ben Had, Nurse, Christy, Jane Doh, Four seasons, Tammy al Thor ...

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (F3Dlr)

158 153 Junior?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

With Denny DeVito and Ah-nuld?

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (iXqHn)

159 I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dude, we've got lawyer covered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (J+Psw)

160 Is every state a criminal enterprise now?

Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (pDt9x)

161 159 I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dude, we've got lawyer covered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (J+Psw)

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Yeah, but I never passed the bar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

162 118. Well, Muldoon is a doctor.

I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Piper a business owner & operator, FenSpoke keeps our spirits up and serves with a legitimate church.

All of you are very positive people, and you have the talent to keep the threads going. (Maybe not where we'd all like them to go all the time but nevertheless...)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 03:08 PM (NFX2v)

163 A couple dozen of us at last October's TX MoMe sat together one afternoon under a couple of shade trees while being served by the bacon wench.

I'd say at least 2/3 were former or current techies.
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 03:06 PM

And the rest of us were probably lawyers. Unless y'all were under a different tree.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2026 03:09 PM (bFu5X)

164 A bunch of peckerwoods dressed up in camo, driving 2WD pickup trucks"
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[note to self: buy some camo]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:09 PM (XeU6L)

165 I'm just a gigolo . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 04, 2026 03:09 PM (q2NNn)

166 What about the black lady in the Captain Crunch uniform?

Posted by: She was funny at February 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TVJ8u)

167 I'm just a gigolo . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 04, 2026 03:09 PM (q2NNn)

DAVE TV!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

168 IrishIe, Nova Local, Bluebell, Grammie, Ben Had, Nurse, Christy, Jane Doh, Four seasons, Tammy al Thor ...
Posted by: old chick

Thanks. Other than Bed Had and Nurse, I don't know what professions the others pursued.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

169 I like the cartel judge that ruled Trump can't terminate temporary protected status of Haitians.

She admits in her screed that the statute does not permit judicial review of the decision.

Basically "felt cute, rewrote Federal law to my whim".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG)

170 Yeah, but I never passed the bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So, you're Irish?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

171 have the talent to keep the threads going. (Maybe not where we'd all like them to go all the time but nevertheless...)

Prometheus.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 03:11 PM (Kt19C)

172 California can use its new congressional maps!! Thank you Supreme Court! Impeachment baby, it's a comin'! America is back.... soon!

Posted by: Sid at February 04, 2026 02:57 PM (HrgE

==
5 seats don't mean jack. In fact, there is a great chance it will only be 3 or 4 since they are spread awfully thin. How long did they have to count last time? They have to be called at some point. How many seats are we getting in Texas and Florida? Libs never do math all that well.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 04, 2026 03:12 PM (GZYu7)

173 Next TXMoMe I'll be sure to get the trees labeled by occupations so everyone is segregated appropriately 🤗

Posted by: lin-duh at February 04, 2026 03:12 PM (VCgbV)

174 "...and you have the talent to keep the threads going. (Maybe not where we'd all like them to go all the time but nevertheless...)"

+++
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Guy who's fixated on boobs at February 04, 2026 03:12 PM (TVJ8u)

175 Sid is one dumb mutherf*cker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

176 >>>All 3 of my trucks are 4wd. If you are using the Atlanta Metro area as your point of reference though, yeah.

Posted by: fd

>I recently met this dude from Georgia, 30 something, who wanted to go hunting for a grizzly with a bow. I told him he better write his will before he tried that stunt.

You put an arrow in a grizz and you're just going to piss him off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (TOSLe)

177 Sid is a froll.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

178 Yeah, but I never passed the bar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So, you're Irish?
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

Ready to go! Let's ride!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (q2NNn)

179 Egg that's been left out in the hot sun for weeks >> FBI

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 04, 2026 03:14 PM (abIsI)

180 It's fucking Georgia.

A bunch of peckerwoods dressed up in camo, driving 2WD pickup trucks.

The Georgia State Police dashcam footage mostly shows peckerwoods with their pants down driving Nissan Altimas (Altimi?) or V6 Chargers and Challengers.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

181 157 other outliers you forgot ...

IrishIe, Nova Local, Bluebell, Grammie, Ben Had, Nurse, Christy, Jane Doh, Four seasons, Tammy al Thor ...
Posted by: old chick

None are stereotypical but all are valuable to the blog.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 03:15 PM (NFX2v)

182 Sid is one dumb mutherf*cker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Eh, Sid is refreshing in his stupidity. Ass and rainman can get a bit commie creepy at times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

183 You put an arrow in a grizz and you're just going to piss him off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Crossbow or longbow?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

184 182 Sid is one dumb mutherf*cker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Eh, Sid is refreshing in his stupidity. Ass and rainman can get a bit commie creepy at times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Sid is just so happy that SCOTUS isn't a rubber stamp for anything Trump, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

185 Next TXMoMe I'll be sure to get the trees labeled by occupations so everyone is segregated appropriately 🤗
Posted by: lin-duh at February 04, 2026 03:12 PM (VCgbV)

Be sure to affix the occupation labels to the trees in proper alphabetical order for the immense satisfaction of those with CDO*

*OCD in proper alphabetical order

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at February 04, 2026 03:16 PM (q2NNn)

186 > Is every state a criminal enterprise now?
---------
Yes.

It's how you end up with a $38 trillion deficit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2026 03:17 PM (jtM2q)

187 174. This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Guy who's fixated on boobs

😉

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 03:17 PM (NFX2v)

188 I am betting you could kill a small bear with an OG heavy crossbow. That is in no way an inconsequential amount of force.

Short range? Pretty nasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

189 There was some Georgia hack on the Election Commission down there trying to claim that the FBI didn't comply with a chain of custody on the ballots they took, and thus they should return them because Georgia would not have the ability to determine if they were all accounted for.

Now, ignoring the absolute irony of that statement based on their own actions, there was definitely a Chain of Custody on the 700 + boxes of ballots the FBI took.

Make no mistake, the Georgia Election Commission is flailing, and didn't see this coming regardless of the Agent In Charge's heads up. They've been protected by their compatriots in the state, and by the Courts so completely, that now that someone pulled the floor out from under them, they're rightfully very concerned.

Senator Warner is likely to have a coronary in his escapades to determine what the FBI really has. He is worried about FISA warrants that might have preceded this whole effort. And Gabbard is telling him to pound sand.

Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 03:17 PM (dIske)

190 Also, we seem to have a large number of Hordelings who are authors.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

191 Thanks. Other than Bed Had and Nurse, I don't know what professions the others pursued.
Posted by: Bulg

You're here every day. If you pay attention to others it's easy to know how they contributed to life before AOS.
They have all shared parts of their stories over the years.

Speaking of contributors has there been any updates from GrammieWinger?

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2026 03:18 PM (F3Dlr)

192 SCOTUS will let the California gerrymandered map stand. No dissents.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 04, 2026 03:18 PM (vbdXu)

193 My father took off half of his own finger with a crossbow.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:18 PM (iXqHn)

194 Posted by: Guy who's fixated on boobs

Objection! The only one not fixated on boobs is ace and Garrett with that gay dude gone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

195 I am a barfly, Your Honor.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

196 I am a meat popsicle.
-Corbin Dallas

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

197 You put an arrow in a grizz and you're just going to piss him off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Crossbow or longbow?
Posted by: Bulg

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (KxMNK)

198 >>You put an arrow in a grizz and you're just going to piss him off.

Oh, you can do it. And it will kill them if you do it right.

...but, you gotta have balls of steel to do it without one or two guys at your side, both packing actual weapons.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (ZcsJV)

199 You'd think Sid and the other trolls would look at their lives and get depressed over all that uselessness.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (8CIFn)

200 Speaking of contributors has there been any updates from GrammieWinger?
Posted by: old chick
-------

I wonder now and then about Peaches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (XeU6L)

201 I am Groot

Posted by: Groot at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (q2NNn)

202
Wanting an A.I. video of Gene Autry and Smiley Burnett riding to Billie Eilish's fort to defend it against the injuns who she said she from stole under duress.

Then they sing a duet, watch the sunset and shoot some smack.

Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (Y8DZL)

203 Thanks. Other than Bed Had and Nurse, I don't know what professions the others pursued.
Posted by: Bulg

Customer Service & no, the customer is rarely right.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (KxMNK)

204
Smash has made it out of surgery, and has woken up in the recovery room. Just waiting for a room assignment for her overnight stay at the hospital.

Thank you all for the prayers.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (i62cq)

205 Fine, groot can have his own tree...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (VCgbV)

206 Pretty sure Fred Bear killed Grizzly with a really shitty (comparative w/ modern) archery tackle.

Probably nothing more than a 50-60 lb draw for a Griz.

You probably want to bump it up closer to 80 for a Polar Bear.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (ZcsJV)

207 Sid is a froll.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

I got that

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (KI8Ns)

208 Anybody here from Stateless lately?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

209 Does PACER still charge by the page for printouts?
Posted by: Cheap bastards

.10/pg

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (PlpaN)

210 effectively giving advance notice of an impending federal action.

...in order to sweep up some underlings. It's cute that they think Trump and the NSA hasn't had ten years to install agents and backdoors and get all these records.

The cover-up'll getcha.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (VM1VU)

211
Great news Bif!

Wishing you all the best.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (3ek7K)

212 What happened to Mayor Groot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (qFVoe)

213 OT-

Apparently while staying outside, hecklers are still yelling insults at pastor and congregants at Cities Church in MN. From "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/bdezr9au

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (PFs9e)

214 I wonder now and then about Peaches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Peaches comments now and then, she has been here in the past 2 weeks.

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (F3Dlr)

215 You'd think Sid and the other trolls would look at their lives and get depressed over all that uselessness.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 04, 2026 03:20 PM (8CIFn)

Get?

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (KI8Ns)

216 201 I am Groot
Posted by: Groot at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (q2NNn)

____________________________

Heyyyyy! Watch the language.

Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)

217 Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (i62cq)

Thanks for the update. Prayers will continue for you both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2026 03:23 PM (PFs9e)

218 >>>Warming up for the Stuper-Bowl over here, boss!
Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at February 04, 2026 02:47 PM (DDJSl)

LOL!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 04, 2026 03:24 PM (SwyyQ)

219 You expect trools to have self awareness?

Get out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:24 PM (qFVoe)

220 Favorite Fred Bear quote:

The best camouflage pattern is called, “Sit down and be quiet!” Your grandpa hunted deer in a red plaid coat. Think about that for a second.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 03:24 PM (KxMNK)

221 Bif - Good to hear! Keep us informed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

222 Smash has made it out of surgery, and has woken up in the recovery room. Just waiting for a room assignment for her overnight stay at the hospital.

Thank you all for the prayers.
Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:21 PM (i62cq)/i]

WOOT! Good news.

Hope this is the start of a quick recovery and normalcy in short order.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

223
Peaches comments now and then, she has been here in the past 2 weeks.
Posted by: old chick
---

Ah. Good to hear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

224 Fred Bear was a stud.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (ZcsJV)

225 >>>I am betting you could kill a small bear with an OG heavy crossbow. That is in no way an inconsequential amount of force.

Short range? Pretty nasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

>If you're close enough to a grizzly to shoot it with a crossbow, he's already charging your ass, and you're shitting your pants. You better be able to make a one-in-million shot.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (TOSLe)

226 212 What happened to Mayor Groot?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:22 PM (qFVoe)

Same as Mayor Beetlejuice?

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (iXqHn)

227 Well, Muldoon is a doctor.

I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

Well now I know who took my job when I retired!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (Hx0tZ)

228 You better be able to make a one-in-million shot.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 04, 2026 03:25 PM (TOSLe)

I made no comment on the state of your pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

229 "I wonder now and then about Peaches."

Peaches was here recently. Maybe a bit over a week ago. Still a bit unhappy about how the move to Indiana went.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 04, 2026 03:26 PM (FEXGh)

230 You're here every day. If you pay attention to others it's easy to know how they contributed to life before AOS.
They have all shared parts of their stories over the years.

I do pay attention to the other commenters here, and I have learned a lot about my fellow Hordelings. But I don't pick up on everything.

Sorry if I gave offense.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

231 Piper, Muldoon, and FenSpoke are the outliers.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

I'm sitting right here.

*quickly flashes BA in Communication, before hiding it again in embarrassment

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (zYpTz)

232 230 Sorry if I gave offense.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

233 >>>If you're close enough to a grizzly to shoot it with a crossbow, he's already charging your ass, and you're shitting your pants. You better be able to make a one-in-million shot.

No. It's not difficult to get close.

It's only difficult to get away safely.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (ZcsJV)

234 quickly flashes BA in Communication, before hiding it again in embarrassment
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Lol

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 04, 2026 03:28 PM (C362Q)

235 Well, Muldoon is a doctor.

I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So you've got my pen. Where's my thermometer?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 03:28 PM (KxMNK)

236 You'd think Sid and the other trolls would look at their lives and get depressed over all that uselessness.
Posted by: Northernlurker

I don't think it's limited to trolls. Depression can affect even some regular commenters because yes, it does take it's toll to realize one spends more time here than with family/real life friends.

Sid and the like are here to redirect conversations and they are usually successful or CBD wouldn't have to constantly remind people not to quote them.

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2026 03:28 PM (F3Dlr)

237 Imagine if you will, Nadler encountering a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:29 PM (qFVoe)

238 Imagine if you will, Nadler encountering a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:29 PM (qFVoe)

The smell of shat would cause the bear to scoot and scat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 04, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Huh, what?

Posted by: Pam Bondi at February 04, 2026 03:31 PM (cHOHf)

240
Has anyone said "Jim Crow" yet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 03:32 PM (IifOV)

241 237 Imagine if you will, Nadler encountering a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 04, 2026 03:29 PM (qFVoe)

+++++

That would be a great fantasy. Trouble is, he doesn't strike me as someone who embarks on going anywhere near the great outdoors.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2026 03:32 PM (MriXJ)

242 Seven hundred or so Feds LEs are being withdrawn from Minneapolis. Where will they be assigned? Atlanta? Charlotte? Denver? Sacramento?

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2026 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

243 I just got an email from Pizza Hut with the subject: Game Day Is Almost Here... Last Chance for 200 Bonus Points

and I wondered what game are we talking about?

My indifference is now complete, I think.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 03:32 PM (jc0TO)

244 The moving Nadler shits
and having shat, moves on

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:33 PM (iXqHn)

245 233 >>>If you're close enough to a grizzly to shoot it with a crossbow, he's already charging your ass, and you're shitting your pants. You better be able to make a one-in-million shot.

No. It's not difficult to get close.

It's only difficult to get away safely.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM (ZcsJV)
______________________________

Sort of related. I've lost all sensitivity to those imbeciles to think it's a good idea to take selfies with any kind of bear. Now I think it is interesting, absurb, even funny when their tiny synapse of a brain can't parse out the possible consequences. We have a good supply of retards in the US willing to do this. BUT, notthing comes close to all the half-wits in India who do it. They must have a story a week about someone getting out of their car to take a selfie with a Tiger, or a cobra, and SLOTH BEARS. Sloth bears give the appearance of their name...but they can take down a Bengal Tiger or just about any other bear.

Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 03:33 PM (dIske)

246 So you've got my pen. Where's my thermometer?
Posted by: rickb223
-----
Old guy with hearing problem visits doc.

Doc looks in ear, 'There's something in there'. Extracts substance from ear. 'It looks like a suppository!'

Old guy pulls out phone, calls home, 'Martha? I think I know where my hearing aid is'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

247 Has anyone said "Jim Crow" yet?
Posted by: Frank Barone

Well, you just did.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

248 233 >>>If you're close enough to a grizzly to shoot it with a crossbow, he's already charging your ass, and you're shitting your pants. You better be able to make a one-in-million shot.

No. It's not difficult to get close.

It's only difficult to get away safely.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 03:27 PM

I've been told repeatedly I only need to be faster than the other dude to survive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM (8+C2v)

249 Why do you ask, Two-dogs-fucking?

Posted by: Jim Crow at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

250 I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*checks membership rolls*

Ok, take a seat, the meeting will start in a couple minutes. Sit anywhere you want except the red velvet lounger. That's mine.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM (PlpaN)

251 So you've got my pen. Where's my thermometer?
Posted by: rickb223

Hope you're not looking for a WWI artillery shell.

Because, if so, I've got some bad news for ya.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

252 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

253 I'm just an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*checks membership rolls*

Ok, take a seat, the meeting will start in a couple minutes. Sit anywhere you want except the red velvet lounger. That's mine.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 03:34 PM

Don't be shy about the punch and cookies.

Posted by: Jim Crow at February 04, 2026 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

254 You cannot have a stolen election on stolen land.
Posted by: ...

You can if you shoot heroin into your eyeballs.

Posted by: Billie Eilish at February 04, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

255 I still believe Sid is a put-on.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2026 03:36 PM (MriXJ)

256 I hope Philadelphia is the next ICE stop, they promise to have a hot warning welcoming.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

257 Don't be shy about the punch and cookies.
Posted by: Jim Crow at February 04, 2026 03:35 PM (jc0TO)

Seemed like a heavy price for cookies, but they were good.

Posted by: OneEyedJack with a shiner and crumbs on his shirt at February 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Hx0tZ)

258 Oh, last night I think I narrowed down the round the guy shoved up his ass. Size wise, it matched a Vickers 1.57in mortar round. I could not find a good listing as to length, but it did match the 4cm diameter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

259 255 I still believe Sid is a put-on.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2026 03:36 PM (MriXJ)

He's an eminence front?

Posted by: Who? Yes, who. at February 04, 2026 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

260 I still believe Sid is a put-on.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2026 03:36 PM (MriXJ)

Thats why they're refreshing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

261 I hope Philadelphia is the next ICE stop, they promise to have a hot warning welcoming.
Posted by: Skip

With the 250th coming up, Philly may be a bit more problematic than Minny if things get spicy.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

262 Eminence Gris?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

263 Guess Kash Patel might not be, you know, "in charge" of the FBI in the way he thinks. If it's true he's unaware, or unprepared to confront this turd, then it might also shed some light on why Bongino bailed.

Or not.

There's just too much wrong with our DoJ and the various intel agencies to really comprehend.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (jtM2q)

264 Average Joe was a put on by ParisParamus, a Romney fan, and then somehow became real? So weird.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (KI8Ns)

265
It's not my fault you can't understand the absurdism and genius of Freddy Got Fingered.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

There's no accounting for taste. Just so long as you recognize that Evil Dead II is THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.

Citizen Kane? The Godfather?

Trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

266 But... but... I was told to trust the Plan!!!! That Bill Barr was a straight shooter...

And he testified before Congress that no credible evidence of Election fraud had been found!!!

Of course, his subordinate then testified later they didn't actually look... but...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM (mP0Kj)

267 I thought everyone knew I am a supermodel with a BS degree in nursing (not the bs deal you think about, but a bachelor in science I worked hard for).

I am going to sit in this corner and pout!

In reality I am going to be productive til after dinner.

I have been on websleuths today (I don't post there) reading about the mystery of Samantha's elderly mother. I see that the Bannotbright woman's prediction is already wrong. I do hope the poor woman is alive somewhere.

As I despise horror films as well as serial killings, I am not sure why I read there. I think from the Idaho killer of coeds,as I was once a college coed living near a serial killer and it stays with you. I am lucky to be alive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM (WONhk)

268 Eminence Grits, with red-eye gravy.

Posted by: Jim Crow at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

269 265
There's no accounting for taste. Just so long as you recognize that Evil Dead II is THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.

Citizen Kane? The Godfather?

Trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

======

The idea that Evil Dead II is superior to Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is laughable on its face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

270 256 I hope Philadelphia is the next ICE stop, they promise to have a hot warning welcoming.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

As long as they take the time to flip off their evil DA.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2026 03:42 PM (O3dBq)

271 I thought everyone knew I am a supermodel with a BS degree in nursing
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I bet there are a lot of former male patients of yours who have very fond memories of their time in hospital.

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

272 There's no accounting for taste. Just so long as you recognize that Evil Dead II is THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.

Citizen Kane? The Godfather?

Trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

It's in my Top 15 for sure.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:43 PM (KI8Ns)

273 There's no accounting for taste. Just so long as you recognize that Evil Dead II is THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.

Citizen Kane? The Godfather?

Trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu)

======

The idea that Evil Dead II is superior to Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is laughable on its face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM

Ye can all be biting me ass.

Posted by: Leprechaun 4: In Space at February 04, 2026 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

274 273 Ye can all be biting me ass.

Posted by: Leprechaun 4: In Space at February 04, 2026 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

======

"Bitch, please."
-Leprechaun in the Hood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

275 Hmmm. #1 movie all time is a tough one and not one i have thought about in a while.

Rio Bravo
John Wick
Predator

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

276 Akilah Johnson
@akjohnson1922
·
In 2021, I was hired by
@washingtonpost
to cover health disparities & explore the way racism & social inequality affects health. 4 months ago, I became the generations’ reporter exploring how health is experienced by different pple across the life course. Today, I was laid off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (n1OCj)

277 If you don't like Evil Dead II you're pretty much an idiot. It's #Science.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (KI8Ns)

278 127 Some of you big brain lawyers can answer this:

If the Feds find significant evidence of voter fraud in sufficient numbers to swing the election to the actual losing candidate,

is there a way to refuse to count state, in this case, GA's vote in the upcoming election unless they can prove they have proper safeguards to insure the integrity of the vote?

Or, is that an impossibility?
===========
How about refusing to count the electoral votes of any state that does not demand citizenship confirming photo ID in order to vote?
Let's do one more, refuse to count any non-citizen for purposes of apportionment?
The Ds would never win another election. . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (JNTt1)

279 I am Groot
Posted by: Groot
......

Can't fool us, Vin.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)

280

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (n1OCj)

281 In 2021, I was hired by
@washingtonpost
to cover health disparities & explore the way racism & social inequality affects health. 4 months ago, I became the generations’ reporter exploring how health is experienced by different pple across the life course. Today, I was laid off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2026 03:46 PM (n1OCj)

Why don't you suck the racial health disparities of my taint.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:47 PM (KI8Ns)

282 What's the success rate of convincing a judge to change his mind?

That is, when they already ruled (that the warrant was merited) but you don't like it and try to get them to rule the opposite way?
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You could always try *strenuously* objecting.

Posted by: Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway at February 04, 2026 03:48 PM (TN0g+)

283
quickly flashes BA in Communication, before hiding it again in embarrassment
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Lol
Posted by: Kratwurst

Graduate degree in underwater basket weaving with additional training in obscure trivia.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:48 PM (i62cq)

284 the way racism & social inequality affects health

I bet she fell for the BS "study" that claimed that the death rate for black babies was much lower when they were treated by black doctors than when they were treated by white doctors.

Complete codswallop.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (n1OCj)

285 @akjohnson1922
Today, I was laid off.

As Oscar Wilde said of the death of Little Nell, it would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (gKWVE)

286 I don't want that fag's tongue anywhere near me.

Posted by: ellipses' taint at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Y1sOo)

287 Hmmm. #1 movie all time is a tough one and not one i have thought about in a while.

Rio Bravo
John Wick
Predator
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I'd lock in Point Break at #1. Rio Bravo is fine for #2.

Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

288 bet she fell for the BS "study" that claimed that the death rate for black babies was much lower when they were treated by black doctors than when they were treated by white doctors.

Complete codswallop.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (n1OCj)

Study didn't mention they were comparing abortion doctors.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (KI8Ns)

289 F*** you Akilah. Ignorant Smoothbrains like you are the reason I'm going to end up getting deported with the rest of y'all when whites have finally had enough.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:50 PM (iXqHn)

290
Graduate degree in underwater basket weaving with additional training in obscure trivia.

Posted by: BifBewalski

Oh, and Smash is an author. She has myabe 33 or 34 books published.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:50 PM (i62cq)

291
The idea that Evil Dead II is superior to Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is laughable on its face.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Philistine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:50 PM (y9nCu)

292 I don't want that fag's tongue anywhere near me.

Posted by: ellipses' taint at February 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Y1sOo)

Also fair

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 03:50 PM (KI8Ns)

293 BOOBS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Kt19C)

294 Eminence Grits, with red-eye gravy.
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Its a put on!

Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 03:51 PM (TN0g+)

295 Oh, and Smash is an author. She has myabe 33 or 34 books published.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Cool. What are they about?

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

296
I'd lock in Point Break at #1. Rio Bravo is fine for #2.

Posted by: Crusader

Aren't Rio Bravo, El Dorado, and Laredo the same movie and plot?

Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:52 PM (i62cq)

297 @washingtonpost
to cover health disparities & explore the way racism & social inequality affects health. 4 months ago, I became the generations’ reporter exploring how health is experienced by different pple across the life course. Today, I was laid off.
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pple? Apple? Nipple? Ripple?

Learn to code!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:52 PM (XeU6L)

298 NOOD Keir Starmer

Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

299 I wonder what Fulton County does not want anyone to see.
So let's have a look. Can't hurt them if it's all on the up and up
Which I bet it's not. Crime is a crime even if it's an old one.

Posted by: Case at February 04, 2026 03:53 PM (E7+ue)

300 297 Learn to code!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:52 PM (XeU6L)

Black people can't code.

Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 03:53 PM (iXqHn)

301 224 Fred Bear was a stud.
Posted by: garrett

He had a resort in Graying in the early 70's including a restaurant my sister and her friend had summer jobs at.

The national guard guys would come up weekends and make tired come-on jokes about great racks.

Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2026 03:53 PM (Y8DZL)

302 Hmmm. #1 movie all time is a tough one and not one i have thought about in a while.
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Taking all into account, Dr. Zhivago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2026 03:55 PM (XeU6L)

303
Aren't Rio Bravo, El Dorado, and Laredo the same movie and plot?
Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 04, 2026 03:52 PM (i62cq)

Rio Lobo, not Laredo. And yes.

Marion Morrison was smart enough to stick with the totally awesome Rio Bravo formula.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2026 03:55 PM (y9nCu)

304 Aren't Rio Bravo, El Dorado, and Laredo the same movie and plot?
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I know that Rio Bravo and El Dorado are. I'm not sure about Laredo.

Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

305
I meant Grayling.

I have a learning problem I guess.

Posted by: Auspex at February 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Y8DZL)

306 271 I thought everyone knew I am a supermodel with a BS degree in nursing
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I bet there are a lot of former male patients of yours who have very fond memories of their time in hospital.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Nah, I'm sure they are all dead now as I was a very young charge RN and now olde. I was a good nurse, so people told me.

The only one who remembered me for life was a 400lb+ guy who came in for something. We had to put two hospital beds together and rig up a trapeze for him to pull up on to turn.

Every night he wanted my medication nurse to use a back scratcher thing to find his nethers and apply some cream (probably anti-fungal as I don't remember). He got off on this. After two nights I called my orderly bf/now husband from another floor to "help" him. I still have no idea what he did to him, but this guy never asked for the "treatment" from my nurses again.

My bf/husband remembers me, however, as he's downstairs. I've always looked a decade or more younger than my age, so back then I probably looked 15yrs old and my nursing cap was what showed the world I was in charge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 03:57 PM (WONhk)

307 4 months ago, I became the generations’ reporter exploring how health is experienced by different pple across the life course.

That's supposed to be a real, full-time job?

Today, I was laid off.

That makes more sense.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2026 03:57 PM (Fs0KI)

308 I think I narrowed down the round the guy shoved up his ass. Size wise, it matched a Vickers 1.57in mortar round
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News You Can Use! Thanks for doing yeoman’s work narrowing that down, so to speak.

How did Doc know it was a “live” round? Do they treat all ordinance as potentially live when a buggery enthusiast presents hisself as such? Would seem prudent, but evacuation of a hospital is no small matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 04, 2026 04:06 PM (wNEJY)

309 To achieve success, agents would have arrived unannounced, warrants in hand and not leave until all evidence was secured.
The way to do that is known. Why they don't do what they need to do is a question.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 04, 2026 04:09 PM (TlCKo)

310 How did Doc know it was a “live” round? Do they treat all ordinance as potentially live when a buggery enthusiast presents hisself as such? Would seem prudent, but evacuation of a hospital is no small matter.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 04, 2026 04:06 PM

Wouldn't it have been easier to just move the guy to the parking lot?

Posted by: Leprechaun 4: In Space at February 04, 2026 04:10 PM (jc0TO)

311 The four stages of leftist argument:
1. Nothing to see here.
2. Obstruct/delay.
3. Old news.
4. Shut up.

Seems we're somewhere between ##3 and 4.

Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2026 04:10 PM (5FPX4)

312 How did Doc know it was a “live” round? Do they treat all ordinance as potentially live when a buggery enthusiast presents hisself as such? Would seem prudent, but evacuation of a hospital is no small matter.
Posted by: Common Tater
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The primer cap was peeking out of the octopus mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 04, 2026 04:11 PM (TlCKo)

313 And her white stockings went ssst, ssst, ssst as she walked down the hall.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TlCKo)

314 Them and their Lawyer should both be stranded on some Island well off the Shipping Lanes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 04, 2026 05:36 PM (wGqjj)

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