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Would-Be Trump Assassin Ryan Routh Sentenced to Life In Prison, Plus 84 Months
Just when you're looking forward to the end of your life sentence, bang, now you have to serve 84 months.
He was sentenced in Florida, by Trump-appointed judge Aileen Cannon. Compare this judge to the one in New York overseeing the prosecution of Luigi Mangione -- she just threw out two charges against him so that he would not be eligible for the death penalty. By the way, that makes it likely that Luigi Mangione will eventually get off. Prosecutors often use the death penalty as a bargaining chip to secure a plea deal where the killer gets life in prison, rather than death. Prosecutors no longer have this leverage, so the case will go to trial -- where Luigi Mangione will likely get one or two lefties on the jury who will jury-nullify because they're pro-assassination.* Unless the government offers Mangione such a sweetheart deal that he feels compelled to take it. Hate to remind you of that bad news. But the country is coming apart. We cannot remain at peace with fellow "citizens" who believe that they have moral (and even legal) justification to murder us. * I know a hung jury is not an acquittal -- the state can re-file charges -- but at some point, if lefties keep jury nullifying, they'll be forced to offer him a sweetheart deal.🚨 BREAKING: Wannabe Trump assassin Ryan Routh has officially been sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) February 4, 2026
Enjoying rotting in solitary, scumbag.
Trump is your President, and you’ll spend the rest of your miserable life in a cage. pic.twitter.com/S06PQqfNUJ
BREAKING: Ryan Routh, the man who tried to assassinate Donald Trump, was just sentenced to LIFE in prison.
— Overton (@overton_news) February 4, 2026
FOX: “Ryan Routh sentenced to life in prison.”
“This, of course, was over the Trump assassination attempt.”
“As you will remember, the jury deliberated for about two… pic.twitter.com/IaYirc0IAJ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Blade blade blade!
Posted by: The blade guy at February 04, 2026 01:28 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (ntLrX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (jc0TO)
It's weird.
Oh no, I read it. I just don't believe it.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2026 01:30 PM (Fs0KI)
Any chance of parole for good behavior?
Reagan's shooter got out eventually.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (IifOV)
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I imagine he'll have a chance at a parole hearing in like 20 years when he's early 80s or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:30 PM (GBKbO)
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Put his head on a pike for 84 months.
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:30 PM (f/W0Z)
Posted by: Dispatch from Behind the Iron Curtain (Massachusetts) at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: DPICM at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (zweKz)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (KI8Ns)
It's weird.
Oh no, I read it. I just don't believe it.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2026 01:30 PM (Fs0KI)
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There comes a point where cynicism just isn't interesting anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (gKWVE)
Parole Eligibility: No parole is available for federal life sentences imposed after 1987. Release is only possible through executive clemency, commutation, or a successful appeal that overturns the conviction.
Sentence Structure: A federal life sentence is indeterminate, meaning the individual is expected to serve the rest of their natural life in prison.
Good-Time Credit: Federal inmates may earn up to 54 days of sentence reduction per year for good behavior, but this does not change the fundamental nature of the sentence—release remains highly unlikely without extraordinary intervention.
Scope: Although life sentences are rare in the federal system (accounting for only 0.2% of federal offenders from 2016–2021), they are imposed for serious crimes such as drug trafficking, racketeering, and firearms offenses. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (Ippjd)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (TN0g+)
Mangione will be released on probation with strict instructions not to stalk and murder any more CEOs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: The blade guy at February 04, 2026 01:28 PM (IifOV)
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[nodding approvingly]
-- The Blade
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (MGB5H)
"I call top bunk."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (JwNbV)
I'm a pessimist, not a cynic. Well, sometimes.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (8ZVmQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (BWnHZ)
Abolish all parole nationwide. Most of the armed violent criminals captured here are parolees. Put an end to this shit.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (GBKbO)
For some people, the only thing that gives them even a remote second of joy are those four little words :
"I Told You So."
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Cool Hand Puke at February 04, 2026 01:34 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
I think the 7 years was for another charge and she made it consecutive not concurrent. So life for attempted assassination + 7 for the firearms or whatever.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (MGB5H)
"I Told You So."
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
That's why being a pessimist is so great.. You're never disappointed....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (ntLrX)
"I Told You So."
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
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I think I told you that once.
/jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)
Or late.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM
There's just not enough Febreze....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (bFu5X)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (ntLrX)
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In my experience, nothing pisses off a pessimist more than things going well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (TN0g+)
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Does The Blade have a job??
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 04, 2026 01:36 PM (IvVz1)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (8AONa)
No. Federal sentences are eligible for Presidential pardons regardless of where the offense/trial occurred.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 01:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 01:33 PM (BWnHZ)
Donkey-Chompers O'Crazy-eyes.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 04, 2026 01:32 PM (8AONa)
No. Federal sentences are eligible for Presidential pardons regardless of where the offense/trial occurred.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 01:36 PM (ExV1e)
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"I will pardon Ryan Routh!"
-Kamala's speech announcing her run for president
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
there's a difference between a pessimist and a curmudgeon.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (JwNbV)
It's weird.
Oh no, I read it. I just don't believe it.
Posted by: Oddbob
Exactly. A life sentence in Texas meant 40 years, eligible for parole in half. (At 20)
Bullshit. Life should mean you are never breathing free air again.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (KxMNK)
A standard contract really.
Posted by: Beelzebub at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: BruceWayne
......
At least he won't be using the crapper.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)
/jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
I don't get it.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (iXqHn)
He'll get convicted...or plead to something worth 10-20 years (vs a life sentence) b/c as mentioned, you tend to have to plead down from the currently faced sentence...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (tOcjL)
Bullshit. Life should mean you are never breathing free air again.
Posted by: rickb223 at
There is no parole for life in fed system. Clemency or pardon only.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (MGB5H)
I thought that was a bad law thing, not a bad judge thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
What about Prometheus?
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:37 PM (JwNbV)
Curmudgeons are better looking and in high demand at parties.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: King Slayer at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (ui9EN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
What about Prometheus?
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (KI8Ns)
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I hadn't considered it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (8mulE)
I was under the impression it was more shitty prosecution. Shitty to the point of possibly even being shitty on purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM
President Newsome would pardon him just to make MAGA go crazy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM (TN0g+)
Also, I'd find less blame with the Judge, and more blame on the prosecution for the removal of those charges. The law reads pretty clearly on the burden, which is to show that interstate stalking guarantees violence. Stalking didn't qualify under a supreme court decision as a "crime of violence." Federal....remember? Interstate status sets the bar for Federal crimes.
Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)
I used to worry about this a lot more, but after several years of it not really being an issue, I'm less worried. The actual number of insane Leftists is still very small, even in Blue areas. Most people are just normies that are not going to be cool with assassinating people. As long as the prosecution takes jury selection seriously, they should be able to strike the real radicals. Those people can't help themselves, and will have obvious social media markers.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (8mulE)
I was under the impression it was more shitty prosecution. Shitty to the point of possibly even being shitty on purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Way to make vigilante justice tasteful.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM (KxMNK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (MGB5H)
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The smell goes away eventually...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM (ESVrU)
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Yeah we had a crazy little thread about that judge on the same day she had ruled to allow the contents of the backpack to be shown to the jury, which any half baked leftard would have 100% stricken.
So I am holding out hope instead of just assuming the worst here. Not every single thing in the world is stacked against us by lefty fags, just most.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:41 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:38 PM (8mulE)
I was under the impression it was more shitty prosecution. Shitty to the point of possibly even being shitty on purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:39 PM (JwNbV)
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They were ordered to try and go for the death penalty, but the death penalty requires violent crimes more than just murder. Murder plus, effectively, and they tried the stalking. Stalking wasn't considered violent, and Luigi did no other violent things.
So, impossible order to prosecution based on the current structure of federal law.
Unless you can come up with another violent act that they missed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:41 PM (GBKbO)
You have to blame the federal death penalty murder charge for that. As I (and others) explained at the time, the charge requires not just a murder, but that the murder be committed during another separate "crime of violence" as a special aggravating factor.
The underlying murder can't be the crime of violence; there has to be another violent crime. There wasn't one. This charge was always a stretch.
This homo still faces "normal" murder charges in both federal and state courts. They are enough to get life in prison, but not death penalty.
The blockbuster ruling in the case (in the same court order) wasn't dismissal of the murder-plus charge. The blockbuster was that the judge ruled all the items in the backpack were admissible. There were real issues with the backpack search (no warrant) and chain of custody.
If the judge really wanted to sabotage the case, she would have thrown all this evidence out.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (IifOV)
Yeah, but didn't he plead some form of insanity? So he got out cause the psychiatrists said he was now sane. Different situation than parole.
I think with parole in the federal system, the most they can get shaved off for good behavior is 15%. Maybe if he is really good, he will only have to do life and not have to do the extra 7 years.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:42 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (Cqx++)
@NickFondacaro
Joy Behar equates Don Lemon going into that St. Paul church to Eisenhower bringing in journalists to witness concentration camps:
JOY BEHAR: So, i mean, all I can say is its in the Constitution, the right to protest; and he wasn't even there protesting. He was there as a journalist.
SUNNY HOSTIN: Correct.
BEHAR: And I think they want to use him as some kind of an example to intimidate other journalists.
But, you know, I was reading something the other day about World War II, when the Americans liberated Dachau, during World War II, Dwight D. Eisenhower said take pictures of these concentration camps because years will go by and people will not believe this happened.
So, this administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon who has a camera, who a position like we do in a way to speak to the people and tell them what really is going on. So, you know, God bless Dwight D. Eisenhower and Don Lemon.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:31 PM (MGB5H)
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The smell goes away eventually...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2026 01:40 PM
He's right, you know.
Posted by: Emily Grierson at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (bFu5X)
Routh build a pretty decent sniper nest on a chainlink fence backed by a hedge and stayed in it for 8 hours, and would have gotten away if someone hadn't noted his license plate. That loon in MN did almost as good a job after assassinating the state legislature woman.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (pDt9x)
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Gelatinous waste of oxygen Jerry Nadler just flat out said the same thing. You are justified in murdering an ICE officer.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (qBdHI)
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His staff running his X account disagrees with him, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
Which is how I am feeling now about most liberals.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
I think the 7 years was for another charge and she made it consecutive not concurrent. So life for attempted assassination + 7 for the firearms or whatever.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:35 PM (MGB5H)
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Ah, so that is a way of reducing the chances of getting out early, or at least extending the minimum amount of time he serves. I bet he's still out in 15-20 years.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:45 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:45 PM (KI8Ns)
Good-Time Credit
DY NO MITE!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (Cqx++)
LOL.
But Sanford & Son was a lot better....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 04, 2026 01:45 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)
He'd probably take that as a compliment.
Waters being a stinking commie and all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 04, 2026 01:45 PM (nBNUK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (qBdHI)
Remember all the fake lib tears about January 6th and our precious norms? Seems so long ago.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
Dear sweet Jesus. What does she think was "going on" in that church, other than a worship service? Church service, JUST LIKE CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!!!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (zYpTz)
DY NO MITE!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (Cqx++)
LOL.
>>But Sanford & Son was a lot better....
I'll take What's Happening over both of them.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
Sure.. Breaking into a Church service and terrorizing worshipers and Children is just like filming in a concentration camp, show them what is really going on...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (ntLrX)
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At least no one is advocating for importing all 8 billion other people on the planet here.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (f/W0Z)
We don't even have an arrest yet for his CIA handlers, or public acknowledgement of why the CIA had him in Ukraine - remember he claimed he was hiring mercs, the rest of the operators hiring mercs there said he was lying...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (pDt9x)
I've seen claims that the evidence is strongly suggesting Luigi dint do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (dGCAG)
In 25 years there will be weepies in every MSM outlet whining about this poor fellow rotting away. What he did will be ignored completely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (tgvbd)
Count me in. I've never watched or heard anything he might have done or said.
I can put name with face... that's it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (DgMqy)
Your free speech is literal violence
Their literal violence is free speech
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (zYpTz)
She thought "White Privilege" was going on in that church, and we all know "White Privilege" is the next thing to indoctrinating stupid people into gassing minorities
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (dGCAG)
Linky?
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh a
Bet the under, HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 01:49 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (f/W0Z)
I played that game with someone at a bar, once.
"Wait, so you really feel like everyone on Earth gets to come here and be a full legal American just by setting foot on US soil?"
"Of course? You don't, you racist?"
"Well, heck, I guess we should just declare American Hegemony on every crumb of soil on Earth and save them all the trip, then, huh? Be a hell of a lot easier."
"Huh buh duh wuh?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:49 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:45 PM (KI8Ns)
He's basically Norma Desmond at this point in his life.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:49 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 01:50 PM (jc0TO)
Because if you are a leftist elite the notion one of your flunkies might assassinate you is giving them pause. I suspect this is part of the reason Bezos has backed away from giving the left so much money and access...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh a
Bet the under, HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (MGB5H)
In 25 years there won't be MSM outlets.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2026 01:50 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (ZcsJV)
Well, I barely kept my lunch down...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 04, 2026 01:50 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM (KI8Ns)
I don't know, it's out there. Somewhere.
It's been said they found his go bag with the gun and confession, under very suspicious circumstances.
Maybe everything is an op these days, or maybe the internet is full of shit.
Or both.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:51 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 01:51 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 01:49 PM (pDt9x)
He got fired because his ratings were less that the potato boy Brian Steltzer.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2026 01:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 01:50 PM (jc0TO)
You rink I rould have raid Rehrig??
Posted by: El Punchline at February 04, 2026 01:52 PM (KI8Ns)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:47 PM (f/W0Z)
Boston's Mayor is.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (iXqHn)
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The Jeffersons and Sanford & Sons were the only shows of that genre that attempted actual "comedy" from time to time rather than pandering to stereotype.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (ZcsJV)
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It would be fun to watch "Rerun" in reruns again.
Dude could dance!
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (f/W0Z)
Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, lead bullets poisoned Gaia, so, yeah, the most heinous, violent act of them all.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (BWnHZ)
I think you might have seen a lot of disinfo around the evidence where the defenders will want to be sowing FUD because there were procedural fuckups, but I'm open to anything.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (KI8Ns)
And people watch that crap, which I think is almost worse.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (n5tGW)
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They were ordered to try and go for the death penalty, but the death penalty requires violent crimes more than just murder. Murder plus, effectively, and they tried the stalking. Stalking wasn't considered violent, and Luigi did no other violent things.
So, impossible order to prosecution based on the current structure of federal law.
Unless you can come up with another violent act that they missed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:41 PM
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Premeditated murder from ambush, with a gun, is not special enough circumstances to get Mangione the death penalty? Sounds like nothing is special enough.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)
Every AWFL within 150 miles of him will make sure that happens.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (svLOV)
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 01:46 PM (ZcsJV)
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It would be fun to watch "Rerun" in reruns again.
Dude could dance!
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I will say that episode where the Doobie Brothers show up preaching about music piracy was entertaining.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: El Punchline at February 04, 2026 01:52 PM (KI8Ns)
Fail. The joke is that the dog speaks perfectly fine English.
So when they are tossed out of the agent's office, he says "You think I should have said DiMaggio?"
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
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According to federal law? Correct?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
And they have.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM
Murder is normally a state offense so the Federal version just exists for odd circumstances, I think.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (jc0TO)
America takes in, by force if necessary, every single person on Earth outside of US soil, permanently.
All the Americans who think that's retarded get to divvy up the land in the Entire Rest Of The World in nice even lots, and then we wall up the former USA and ruthlessly execute anything that even looks like it's trying to ooze out through the seams.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM (pDt9x)
I've seen claims that the evidence is strongly suggesting Luigi dint do it.
i've seen claims that the evidence is strongly suggesting elvis is not dead.
Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (oY6Yp)
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You'd think the CIA and Iranians could have at least sprung for a proper scope.
/But that's one way to throw us off the scent ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (f/W0Z)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (sKqQm)
And they have.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (XV/Pl)
This. We are still playing the old game.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (zZu0s)
"I Told You So."
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 01:34 PM (iXqHn)
That's why being a pessimist is so great.. You're never disappointed....
Posted by: It's me donna
I don't get disappointed. I take my emotional reaction and store it my little box. I'm saving up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (PlpaN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
And if I remember correctly he shot him in the back and went over and finished him off...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (ntLrX)
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Start spreading the news...
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (TN0g+)
Cripes, I wish they would execute that evil fucker! What are they waiting for? And I could name a few other death row monsters that need killing, stat.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 01:56 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (oY6Y
He just went home.
Posted by: Agent K at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (KI8Ns)
Yeah, I don't know what's true and what isn't. Just that it was said they "found" his bag, with no clear chain of custody, so that it might have been planted, like a cop who tosses his backup next to the body after he shoots a kid by mistake.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: anachronda
He lives with 2pac and biggie in Hawaii. I seen em.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Luigi's wet panties brigade at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (Y1sOo)
The scooby doo voice always gets a laugh. And DiMaggio couldn't massage Gehrig's taint.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (KI8Ns)
63 Reagan's shooter got out eventually.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 04, 2026 01:29 PM (IifOV)
Yeah, but didn't he plead some form of insanity? So he got out cause the psychiatrists said he was now sane. Different situation than parole.
I think with parole in the federal system, the most they can get shaved off for good behavior is 15%. Maybe if he is really good, he will only have to do life and not have to do the extra 7 years.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 01:42 PM
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He was an insufferable dork. The staff at the loony bin were sick of him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:58 PM (azNOR)
And no matter the crime by the deep state, there’s always some cross border something. Sent an email and that email went through a server in Miami. There you go indict in Florida.
Indicting in NY or anywhere in the middle Atlantic or New England and you might as well not bother.
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 01:58 PM (qDa2L)
Posted by: 18-1
If only Stalin knew!
-True Believer suffering in Gulag
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 04, 2026 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)
Attacking the president to get romantic attention from a lesbian celebrity?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (oY6Yp)
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Someone made a documentary film strongly suggesting that.
I think it was called "Bubba Ho-Tep ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (f/W0Z)
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Mr. DiMaggio will let you know when its a strike.
Posted by: The Umpire to the pitcher at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)
Was it known she was a lesbian in 1981?
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (qDa2L)
Let him off, worst case scenario is he shoots another grifter who donated $2m to the Communists.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)
JOY BEHAR: So, i mean, all I can say is its in the Constitution, the right to protest; and he wasn't even there protesting. He was there as a journalist.
SUNNY HOSTIN: Correct.
BEHAR: And I think they want to use him as some kind of an example to intimidate other journalists.
But, you know, I was reading something the other day about World War II, when the Americans liberated Dachau, during World War II, Dwight D. Eisenhower said take pictures of these concentration camps because years will go by and people will not believe this happened.
So, this administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon who has a camera, who a position like we do in a way to speak to the people and tell them what really is going on. So, you know, God bless Dwight D. Eisenhower and Don Lemon.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
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A confederacy of pea brains.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (KI8Ns)
Damn. Someone doesn't like Joe Dimaggio.
Its all right. He liked women. Like Marilyn.
Posted by: Agent K at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: anachronda at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (oY6Yp)
Maybe so, but the government has to prove this guy shot the insurance fella. If the evidence shows they can't prove the bag was ever in his possession, they have a problem.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (dGCAG)
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
Posted by: mr tmz at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (rJ48h)
- lefty judge, prolly
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Philly guy still sporting a Fro' at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (lM3fN)
Hate feed tells me Trump is pulling 700 immigration agents out of MN.
While I want it to be a tactical retreat to return in force, or part of an already planned drawdown, it's going to be spun as TACO and a win for the left.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (FQQCN)
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (qDa2L)
She was still underage at that point, iirc. Thats what made the obsession with her character in Taxi Driver so pedo- she's was an explicitly underage prostitute.
Fuck, I hate the 70s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
"A “diverse founding team member” means a founding team member who self-identifies as a woman, nonbinary, Black, African American, Hispanic, Latino/Latina, Asian, Pacific Islander, Native American, Native Hawaiian, Alaskan Native, disabled, veteran or disabled veteran, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender or queer."
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (dtajH)
And they have.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The left doesn't possess a moral vision. Their pride and all of the associated emotional attachments serves as their foundation. It's fluid and unstable.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (PlpaN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 01:53 PM (BWnHZ)
My favorite moments of Shep are when he called, on air, Jonathan [*nt vs Hunt; and the dead body he found on I-10 in NOLA. I laughed.
Jerry Revolto then topped that with his screaming rape at the Civic's Center plus cannibals in the Super Dome.
I hope Don Renaldo Limon crashes and burns from the STD he gets in prison.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 01:57 PM (KI8Ns)
He's a freakin' dog! I bet he knows nothing about modern sabermetrics.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (dGCAG)
While I want it to be a tactical retreat to return in force, or part of an already planned drawdown, it's going to be spun as TACO and a win for the left.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (FQQCN)
Saw that too and they are already calling it as a left win...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (ntLrX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (BI5O2)
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My favorite part of that riff was when she said "I was reading something the other day..."--you know damn well she hasn't read anything but the back of a cereal box in more than a decade.
Posted by: The Umpire to the pitcher at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (TN0g+)
Attacking the president to get romantic attention from a lesbian celebrity?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)
Don't think it was publicly known that she was a lesbian at the time. Erotomania is a weird thing anyway.
Posted by: How we get celebrity stalkers at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (TbWk/)
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Ah, so that is a way of reducing the chances of getting out early, or at least extending the minimum amount of time he serves. I bet he's still out in 15-20 years.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 01:44 PM
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Routh is already kind of old.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (azNOR)
The opposite. Big Gehrig fan. Probably the only Yankee I don't actively despise.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (KI8Ns)
So, this administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon who has a camera, who a position like we do in a way to speak to the people and tell them what really is going on
Even if you accept that what ICE is doing is terrible, LeMon wasn't arresting for video taping ICE agents in the field, he was arrested for invading a church.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)
Attacking the president to get romantic attention from a lesbian celebrity?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 01:59 PM (sKqQm)
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Routh and Mangione we're trying to impress Rosie Oh'Donnell and Rachel Madcow.
/MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:04 PM (f/W0Z)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (FQQCN)
Two points:
- I think the people being withdrawn were only there from other departments to be backup for ICE while shit was getting violent, no ICE agents processing deportation orders are pulling out
- Even if true, shouldn't this be welcomed as a grand moment of Coming Together and Cooler Heads Prevailing and whatever other shit? Isn't this the kind of crap the mythical centrist voter has wet dreams about?
Bonus point:
- Not much of a tyrant if he's always chickening out, is he?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (KI8Ns)
- lefty judge, prolly
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (6U1c2)
I really want to pluck his trademark eyebrows! UGH
I can't figure out why females like him. When he was with lady boys in Thailand. I think he'd like prison with Don Hands in Pants 147 Mangione is too cute to fry
- lefty judge, prolly
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 04, 2026 02:01 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (lM3fN)
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I was never a Yankee fan, but I liked Dave Righetti and Ron Guidry. Also, I respected Thurman Munson--great catcher but a lousy pilot.
Posted by: The Umpire to the pitcher at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (TN0g+)
So, this administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon who has a camera, who a position like we do in a way to speak to the people and tell them what really is going on
Yes filming "protestors" yelling at people during a church service telling kids their parents will fry in hell is an important brave thing to do
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (ntLrX)
Posted by: Will at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (WONhk)
Fuck, I hate the 70s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Terrible stuff.
Posted by: The Blue Lagoon at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (BWnHZ)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (sKqQm)
It's like snapping a selfie while robbing a bank.
You filmed yourselves committing a blatant crime, nutsacks... and you actually thought that would *help* you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (JwNbV)
But back to Routh; an easy sentence to come to. (Out in about 17 years.)
Always wondered why there's no investigative information as to whom or what he was involved with in Ukraine and Florida.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Maybe if he'd used the wrong pronoun as he pulled the trigger.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (J+Psw)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:03 PM (KI8Ns)
True story: Joe Girardi, former Yankees manager, when he was playing for the Cubs, came out before a game at Wrigley, made the announcement that Cardinals pitcher, Darryl Kile, had died.
He was choked up, could barely get the words out.
I've had a warm regard for him ever since.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (9CBNQ)
Which God willing will be my life plus 84 months.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Musik Kal at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (oftw2)
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It never worked again once the shelves collapsed on top of it.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (TN0g+)
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Even if you accept that what ICE is doing is terrible, LeMon wasn't arresting for video taping ICE agents in the field, he was arrested for invading a church.
Posted by: 18-1
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In plain American he was arrested for terrorism.
You knows - holding people against their will and scaring shit out of them for a political purpose.
Posted by: Operator Error at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (Ul5Me)
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That's a state charge.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:07 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (DY7Xb)
Hate feed tells me Trump is pulling 700 immigration agents out of MN.
While I want it to be a tactical retreat to return in force, or part of an already planned drawdown, it's going to be spun as TACO and a win for the left.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:02 PM (FQQCN)
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Homan said the drawdown is because of MN cooperation with DHS.
The left can shout their narrative all day, but MN is now interacting with the feds on immigration like Texas is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
So, this administration does not really like somebody like Don Lemon who has a camera, who a position like we do in a way to speak to the people and tell them what really is going on
Yes filming "protestors" yelling at people during a church service telling kids their parents will fry in hell is an important brave thing to do
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (ntLrX)
It wasn't just that - he was part of the conspiracy to disrupt the church service as evidenced by the video of him with the ringleader beforehand and on the car ride over. He wasn't documenting it, he was part of it.
Posted by: Send them all to prison at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)
If so, lure her away from media, and put her to work on planetary defense. Maybe she'll go for it.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (N8ZBc)
- lefty judge, prolly. Posted by: vmom
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In a loud whisper: "SIZZLER"!!!!!
Posted by: Will at February 04, 2026 02:08 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Terrible stuff.
Posted by: The Blue Lagoon at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)
The music was good, though. And I looked really good then, so all of that counts, no?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)
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According to federal law? Correct?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
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Federal law clearly requires a extra "crime of violence," in addition to the murder, to get the death penalty.
Some people seem mystified but that, but it's not unusual to require something more than just a murder -- even a cold-blooded murder -- to get the death penalty.
If you look at all the murderers on death row, including even in red states, the vast majority of them had some other heinous aggravating factor in addition to the murder. Rape, torture, multiple murders, killing a cop, many prior convictions, etc.
Here's a list of TX death-row inmates. All or nearly all are "murder plus," and TX is one of the most death-penalty states in the country.
https://tinyurl.com/2nmfa6k4
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat
An eye for an eye leaves us both blind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (J+Psw)
Posted by: vivi at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (NddcJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:00 PM (BI5O2)
Did the United CEO donate heavily to Dems? I mean it doesn’t mean he should be executed. But if he did my give a fuck meter just dropped a lot.
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (qDa2L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Terrible stuff.
Posted by: The Blue Lagoon at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)
The music was good, though.
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Yes, we had some real fun with it!
Posted by: Benny Mardones at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (TN0g+)
They only say he's hot because he's the first violent psycho Leftist who doesn't look like a biological mutation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (J+Psw)
Actually just two people.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (BWnHZ)
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She looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Invest in eye patch futures.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (MGB5H)
I can't figure out why females like him. When he was with lady boys in Thailand. I think he'd like prison with Don Hands in Pants
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (WONhk)
Because they're Fujoshi. Fujoshi are girls that are obsessed with young gay men.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (WONhk)
I can't figure out why so many females choose violent brutes, swarthy immigrants, etc. I've read evolutionary explanations. Maybe it's just as simple as in Genesis: Eve will inevitably be tempted.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Invest in eye patch futures.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM
Pointed sticks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (jc0TO)
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She looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (TN0g+)
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Some Native American chad who's been fed the line that he deserves to own all of America because of his ancestors needs to bring his 20 closest friends, scale the walls, and scalp the people living on his land which was stolen from him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: The Blue Lagoon at February 04, 2026 02:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Let's just ignore any movie I may or may not have acted in, 1978.
Posted by: Brooke Shields at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Henry at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (tWkg3)
And then call him a chicken.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (uEmCf)
Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (fV+MH)
Only about 0.007% to 0.025% of Earth’s total water is potable (drinkable), depending on the source and how accessibility is defined.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (qDa2L)
He did, and all UHC executives did so exclusively during his tenure. They knew where their bread was buttered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM
Pointed sticks.
Posted by: toby928(c) at
Vertical integration at its finest.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (MGB5H)
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She looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (TN0g+)
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Some Native American chad who's been fed the line that he deserves to own all of America because of his ancestors needs to bring his 20 closest friends, scale the walls, and scalp the people living on his land which was stolen from him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
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That would be so sad and unfortunate and tragic that I would just have to laugh
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
I can't figure out why so many females choose violent brutes, swarthy immigrants, etc. I've read evolutionary explanations. Maybe it's just as simple as in Genesis: Eve will inevitably be tempted.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (N8ZBc)
Where are all the good men? All I want is a good man! *sobs*
Posted by: Post-wall post-300-cocks TikTok chick at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
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And yet, the irony of the son of wealth, Luigi, murdering a self-made Iowan, son of the middle class, who made good by doing things right, in the name of helping the poorer classes is just kind of...*chef's kiss*.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (GBKbO)
Ahem, that was Baldrick actually.
At the time I was infatuated with a servant named Bob. No, no it wasn't gay because you see Bob was actually short for her real name of Kate. Damn you Lord Flashheart,
Posted by: Blackadder at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
I am Willow 2026, just so you know.
I want to know what happened to the real Willow?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
"Mine came right the hell off, didn't even need to cut nothing. I feel gypped."
"You? Mine's fucking blue!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm honestly shocked it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
Or it's a really roundabout way to keep him locked up 7 more years if he dies in prison, but gets resuscitated.
Half joking... a guy named Benjamin Schreiber tried to get out of a life sentence that way. Judge shot him down.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (asmhb)
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He was an aspiring rapper...
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (pDt9x)
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She looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (TN0g+)
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Won't be long now before the "academics" jump in to bail her out. They will, quite correctly, state that Native Americans did not believe anyone could "OWN" the land, especially themselves. In fact, most Native Americans did not believe in personal posessions. They were the early Socialists in a way. So, no way to steal something that isn't owned in the first place.
Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)
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She looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader
She bears a striking resemblance to St. Greta.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 04, 2026 02:15 PM (PlpaN)
That's the opposite of what they want. What they say they want is always opposite of what they really want; it's never what they really want. Too BORING.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:15 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)
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Nah.
The academics will praise her rhetoric and just bemoan that her hypothetical attempt to give back land would be an empty exercise without collective action that sends all white people back to Europe, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
Oh, the evidence? Yeah, that was overwhelming
Posted by: Wally at February 04, 2026 02:15 PM (0e5Te)
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I saw that Bonnie Tyler video--man that was hilariously awful!
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Really?? at February 04, 2026 02:10 PM (qDa2L)
He did, and all UHC executives did so exclusively during his tenure. They knew where their bread was buttered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:12 PM (BI5O2)
UHC and all other Big Health Insurance companies made fucking BANK off Obamacare, which just adds to the irony and my grim semi-amusement thereat.
Posted by: Shoot the guy implementing what your false god created at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
I can't figure out why females like him. When he was with lady boys in Thailand. I think he'd like prison with Don Hands in Pants
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:05 PM (WONhk)
Because they're Fujoshi. Fujoshi are girls that are obsessed with young gay men.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (uEmCf)
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That, plus the usual murderer in these circumstances is a pig-ugly mutant. When even a reasonably attractive murderer comes around, it's like grading on a big curve. Same with female murderers. The more attractive ones always get more coverage and their share of admirers.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (J+Psw)
Wouldn't that just leave you both one-eyed? Sure, a loss in depth perception, but not blind.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Shoot the guy implementing what your false god created at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
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"So...we should repeal the ACA?"
"Why? So that health insurance companies can make even more money?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
85 "Thankfully 97% of people still have no idea who the fuck he is."
Count me in. I've never watched or heard anything he might have done or said.
I can put name with face... that's it.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 04, 2026 01:48 PM
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Don Lemon has done lots of things. He had a job on TV where he proved he was an arrogant bitch. He got fired. He was sued for smearing his taint grease on some guy's face. He led a mob that screamed at small children in a church. He got arrested. Lots of things.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (yzZYy)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
*the night stalker, Richard Ramirez, has entered th chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (MGB5H)
SCOTT BESSENT: “Can you maintain some level of dignity?”
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Scott is not very smart. If he had paying attention these 40 years, he'd have known the answer is no.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (J+Psw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:09 PM (J+Psw)
Wouldn't that just leave you both one-eyed? Sure, a loss in depth perception, but not blind.
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He's right!
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm honestly shocked it hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
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She's surely got serious security, but 2026 is still young
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: E Buzz at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (Qzjgf)
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (asmhb)
Judge: I thought you said you weren't alive!
Schreiber: I got better.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (KI8Ns)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (pDt9x)
Explain.
So having a pastor _suspected_ of merely being an employee of ICE is exactly the same as the systematic extermination and eradication of over 6 million Jews?
That is what that stupid cutn is saying.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (FQQCN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
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She's surely got serious security, but 2026 is still young
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't just mean to Eilish. I mean to anyone who has said it over the last 5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (pDt9x)
Got a green one over here!
Posted by: Roy at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Some people liked satanic eyed Ted Bundy. So anything is possible for these desperado tards.
Oh, yes, please marry me! Then he kills her and the cycle of life continues.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:19 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (pDt9x)
Wonder if she's shtupping her brother.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:19 PM (uEmCf)
- Ace
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I hate to take issue with our fearless online leader, but I would disagree. Yes, are the stupid things going on? Surely, and there always has been and always will be.
But... the immigration fight is essentially over. The dems lost, and if they try to restart it, they will get destroyed. All the things that people hate about the left are still on daily display - and don't think the craziness going on in Virginia isn't helping. Not even Mamdani in NYC was that stupid.
California is sinking beyond the ability for anyone to save it. Vance is the odds on favorite to win in 28. The GOP will return a bigger majority in the senate after 26, less Mitch, more MAGA. Apportionment and economic growth all follows red leadership not blue. We are getting more into the dem fraud - and probably GOPe fraud as well. Inflation, growth and employment numbers are all trending positive for the GOP, and hopefully Iran is about to be take care of once and for all.
All good stuff.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 04, 2026 02:19 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:16 PM (pDt9x)
Got a green one over here!
Posted by: Roy at February
Collect the rainbow.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:19 PM (MGB5H)
Close your eyes and pretend Charlie Kirk was a beloved POC Minister.
Lessons in equality are needed for all, not just some.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 02:20 PM (NFX2v)
Wonder if she'll make to Nov
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:20 PM (BWnHZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
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She's surely got serious security, but 2026 is still young
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't just mean to Eilish. I mean to anyone who has said it over the last 5 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
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Well, The Blade never said it, but he has the same policy towards hot feather-indians as he has to hot asylum seekers: they're welcome at my place for a while. Sure, Hot Indian Squaw, come and resettle some Stolen Land for a night!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
Wonder if she'll make to Nov
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:20 PM (BWnHZ)
"EM PIZZA FOADY SEBBUH!"
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:21 PM (uEmCf)
A pro-ICE digital billboard has appeared in San Fransicko's Fisherman’s Wharf ahead of the Super Bowl -- exploding commie heads.
Funded by "American Sovereignty" and featuring football-themed messages supporting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), including:
. “Defensive player of the year: ICE”, showing an ICE agent holding a trophy;
. “Cheering because the home team finally started investing in defense”, with agents in riot gear near a border wall; and
. “They can’t win without defense. Neither can America”, split-screen with football players and ICE agents.
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:21 PM (4vd8A)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
I want the Tongva tribe to set up teepees all over her front lawn and bang drums and chant 24/7.
Posted by: Can't be illegal, it's stolen land! at February 04, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
It reminds me of the short story I never wrote; a murderer is at the end of his sentence. The parole chairman looks at the date of the conviction. It's 1893. Surely, this is a mistake. They must'a meant 1993. He's released but, nope. It was 1893 and he's a vampire.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2026 02:22 PM (diia5)
Wonder if she'll make to Nov
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 04, 2026 02:20 PM (BWnHZ)
"EM PIZZA FOADY SEBBUH!"
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"Fundamentally non-serious".
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:22 PM (TN0g+)
Society changed obviously and it changed what it told women to want - the boring guy with a steady 9 to 5 was a good choice, the hoodlum might have been exciting but would leave you to raise your kids along.
But feminism came along and said it was sexist to tell women to want that boring guy even if he was objectively a better choice, and so many women embraced that and now wonder "where are all the good guys"
Note, there are similiar patterns for men, but society hasn't reversed itself on what kind of woman you should want as a man nearly as much...
Posted by: Blackadder at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm pro-assassination, but it's of jury-nullifying lefties.
Posted by: The_Hoser at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
I want the Tongva tribe to set up teepees all over her front lawn and bang drums and chant 24/7.
Posted by: Can't be illegal, it's stolen land! at February 04, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
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The internal contradictions of modern leftism have been kept surprisingly in check.
Seriously...blacks should be in open revolt because of the Hispanics brought in to take their welfare in the inner cities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
She's not welcome anywhere, anymore I heard..
I hope she a stroke on live TV and falls down some stairs
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
I want the Tongva tribe to set up teepees all over her front lawn and bang drums and chant 24/7.
Posted by: Can't be illegal, it's stolen land! at February 04, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
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What's a NA "Chad"? Thundercloud? Stormcock?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Fucks with Wolves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
A stupid singer says a stupid thing on a stupid awards show. I just can't get as worked up about it as you guys are.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Rev. Messy Jackson at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (9CBNQ)
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)
A stupid singer says a stupid thing on a stupid awards show. I just can't get as worked up about it as you guys are.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (N8ZBc)
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By "worked up" do you mean "imagining people taking her seriously in ways that entertain us?"
Because that's all we're doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Fucks with Wolves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
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My next book?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mike at February 04, 2026 02:25 PM (1LHYQ)
Even if they did, the feds would file a federal civil rights case against him the next day.
You don't get to shoot a guy in the back, on camera, and get away with it.
Posted by: deadrody at February 04, 2026 02:25 PM (qf6NU)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
Trail Of Two Footprints And A Line
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:25 PM (JwNbV)
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Luigi didn't do it, but he's still a hero for killing that CEO.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
They were in Chicago until the Mayor told them to STFU and they fell right back in line.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (uEmCf)
I think she's just a dumb chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (Kt19C)
Carry on, by all means. I just had to put in my two cents on the issue.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Fucks with Wolves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM (GBKbO)
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My next book?
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You've had it in your cart for awhile.
Posted by: Bill with NSA at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+)
244 MAXINE WATERS: “Can you SHUT UP?!”
SCOTT BESSENT: “Can you maintain some level of dignity?”
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Scott is not very smart. If he had paying attention these 40 years, he'd have known the answer is no.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:17 PM
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Bessent knew the answer to his question. That's why he asked it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (biznJ)
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (pDt9x)
She's not welcome anywhere, anymore I heard..
I hope she a stroke on live TV and falls down some stairs
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM
I would prefer that she accidentally set herself on fire and then in her pain and confusion, stumble down the hall and crash through her 2nd story window, falling and impaling herself on the wrought iron fence with the yardmen running up and attempting to beat our the flames with their shovels.
I mean, if we are getting our preferences..
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 02:27 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 04, 2026 02:27 PM (Ippjd)
Posted by: tubal at February
It is evergreen.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:27 PM (MGB5H)
I think she's just a dumb chick.
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I think she looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:27 PM (TN0g+)
I think she's just a dumb chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Probably right. Just overuse of prescribed pharmaceuticals prescribed by Dr Feelgood.
Posted by: tubal at February 04, 2026 02:28 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
It means that his body has to stay in the cell for seven years after he dies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (dtajH)
I think she's just a dumb chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
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She openly admits to serious mental illnesses. She's not admitted to drug use, but I'll bet any amount of money she's a heavy user. So sure, let's all care what a mentally-ill junkie thinks!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
Squats to pee.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: And I thought I was a wet blanket at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Rev. Messy Jackson at February 04, 2026 02:24 PM
It was my duty to please that booty.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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She's just a prime suspect to be made an example of.
She just parroted conventional leftist wisdom while being an obvious hypocrite to it at the same time.
The NA community absolutely should go after her, if only for my entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
It means that his body has to stay in the cell for seven years after he dies.
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The things one lears here at AoS.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Fucks with Wolves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook
Big Like Buffalo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (J+Psw)
I get worked up because dumb shit like this can resonate, because it's designed to resonate. Bludgeonspeak, ti fa, call it what you like. Shit like this left unchecked, and unmocked, is what leads to middle managers and simple nobodies strapped to a chair in the town square getting a dunce cap stapled to their skull while a mob of retards cheers in ecstasy.
It's our duty to be angry about it. It's our duty to be ruthless in mocking it and coming up with snappy counters to any idle dimwit repeating this kind of garbage unthinkingly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:31 PM (JwNbV)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM (VE6XX)
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That would be consistent with where they have been. It just speeds California's descent into hell.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 04, 2026 02:31 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:30 PM
So mandatory majority minority districts are dead.
This is going to work out very nicely.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 02:31 PM (jc0TO)
Other decisions limited application only for premeditated murder.
Posted by: whig's phone at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (C1FBh)
Posted by: melodicmetal at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (61TgR)
I think she's just a dumb chick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
She's Irish and got famous on the pasty white, unhealthy look so she maintains it. Her mom is an 'activist' so she's been surrounded by all this her whole life. She's in the entertainment industry so she made one of the asinine statements that 'entertainers' make which her fans will ignore and will enrage everyone else and she doesn't mean.
It was just another way for her to say, "Keep giving me money instead of improving your own lives," to the people who pay for her lifestyle.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)
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Meanwhile the "Republicans" in Indiana couldn't be bothered to pay attention to which way the winds blow.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Hormel Foods at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (hi/jD)
Posted by: gp
Having fun at the expense of dipshit celeb isn't 'getting worked up.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 04, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
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That makes her relatable to half the country.
/and only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (eAryO)
It shows "Whitemanistan" which has a big wall around it and a long list list of things it doesn't have
Outside a few non-white men appear to be trying to get in.
The message of the cartoon seems to be that America would suck without immigrants but...that same sucky America still has the whole world wanting to come to it...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
I saw a comment on youtube that said "You cannot believe in stolen land if you don't believe in borders."
I think it's a pretty good retort.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (diia5)
You mean you didn't set your hair on fire?? Well, shit...
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (MGB5H)
Explains a lot.
Posted by: E Buzz
I'm having trouble finding pictures her rack online.
Posted by: Bulg at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (77rzZ)
These are like 45-60 foot gaps!
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=MVMVEHbfR_w
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2026 02:34 PM (ZcsJV)
“Can you shut him up?” Waters butted in, asking committee chairman French Hill (R-Ark.) to restore order.
“Can you maintain some level of dignity?” Bessent replied.
https://tinyurl.com/599e5p9y
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2026 02:34 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2026 02:34 PM (dIske)
'Land acknowledgements' have been around for at least a decade. IDK if the people who mouth them believe their own BS. Nobody who says it actually believes they want to give any land back. It's performative hypocrisy for social acceptance in some elite circles.
Yes I hope it goes away someday, along with all the other woke BS, and along with a bunch of other, nonwoke, BS lies we live our lives by.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:34 PM (N8ZBc)
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Kind of like all of the Mexican flag waving at protests in LA because the Administration intends to....wait for it...send the Mexicans back to Mexico.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (TN0g+)
Honestly you can read it as simple sex based decision making.
Since most immigrants are men, it increases the options for women in America while decreasing them for men. It would also explain why the exact same immigration supporting women HATE passport bros and mail order brides
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Piper at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (OoFl2)
Squats to pee.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
There are two high power LA law firms willing to serve eviction notices to her pro bono on behalf of the Tongva Tribe.
One claims to already have the paperwork written.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (KxMNK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2026 02:32 PM (diia5)
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[Insert famous CS Lewis quote on mockery here]
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (zdFj8)
Posted by: Piper at February 04, 2026 02:35 PM (OoFl2)
They already had a majority.. Now they will have a bigger one
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)
No matter how many Groypers or KF-ers might call me a "Low-IQ Gorilla [N-Word]", I still don't want to live with any "Low-IQ Gorilla [N-Word]"s.
Posted by: XTC at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (uEmCf)
I can't be bothered to be angry about this little flash in the pan.
"Having fun at the expense of dipshit celeb isn't 'getting worked up.'"
Tell it to the guy who demands Anger Duty.
Posted by: gp at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (N8ZBc)
Oh, yes, please marry me! Then he kills her and the cycle of life continues.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 04, 2026 02:19 PM (WONhk)
He raped her and killed her then he took her home.
Posted by: Warren at February 04, 2026 02:36 PM (Hx0tZ)
The left believes nothing they claim to believe.
All the stolen land stuff is there because it excused other things they want to do. And that's it.
Let me give you a fun experiment for that. Go to a leftist and ask, "Was Europeans colonization of the Americas bad and where possible should we give the land back to the natives?"
They'll say yes.
Then ask them if President Trump should force Denmark to leave Greenland and give it back to the natives.
After they are done REEing ask them why they don't support in the real world what they actually claim to believe and they won't be able to answer you.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (4b7CV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (jc0TO)
She's telling all of America that we don't belong in our homes. We don't belong here, in our own country. And that statement got feted and celebrated as a noble thing to say. You're downright suspect if you even hint that you don't agree, in fact.
That's kind of fucked up. It's not just some celebrity idiot talking political shit at an awards show like they always do. It's an open declaration of the general, fundamental illegitimacy of America that's been accepted as The Correct Thing To Think.
That's not nothing. That deserves a decent helping of anger, I think. You can say an election was faked. You can say a murderer is innocent. You can even say Beyonce is a competent singer. You can't say America itself is illegitimate and none of us are allowed to be here. (...ESPECIALLY if the original point you're really trying to make is that foreign murderers and rapists ARE allowed to be here).
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (JwNbV)
Its different when we do it
Posted by: The ever present leftist narrative. at February 04, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2026 02:40 PM (oiNtH)
But if you have Aztec ancestors who moved to Mexico in the 1300s you are a native and the land is yours
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Not when they own the little non-profts being funded by states, counties and municipalities, often via other corporations established by same. It's a joke - depending on where you live.
In the meantime, Hispanics are roofing, etc. suburban homes.
Asians and "island" residents are especially good at ducking welfare investigations.
Working in the back of restaurants and diners is being done by Central Americans, Eastern Europeans being paid under the table. Eastern Europeans are also doing off the books skilled carpentry, machine repair, etc.
A lane for all.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 04, 2026 02:43 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Paolo Three Legs at February 04, 2026 02:46 PM (BI5O2)
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