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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Jury Awards $3.2 Million Judgement to Man in Defamation Case Resulting From, Get This, Yet Another Race Grifter HoaxMainstream Media Breathlessly Covered an Alleged Hate Crime in Which White Kids Forced a Black Classmate To Drink Urine. It Was a Giant Hoax. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
That wasn't urine... it was just actual OJ, my dude.
Posted by: CBP Agent Flogging Aztecs With His Reins at February 03, 2026 05:02 PM (BI5O2) 2
But DEI!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 05:02 PM (YlWIZ) 3
WTH is a designer dog?
Posted by: night lifted at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (kJmLc) 4
Oh, they’ll cut a check. Right?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (YlWIZ) 5
THIS is how you stop race hoaxes.
Fuck those people entirely. Aside: this is ALSO how to stop false allegations of rape. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (oSeBJ) 6
Texas judge orders $3.2 million judgment against black mother and attorney who falsely alleged her son was 'tortured' by white friend
====== Personal liability for fraud, eh? I wonder if other Texas lawyers noticed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (GBKbO) 7
What? No Somalis?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 05:04 PM (YlWIZ) 8
3 WTH is a designer dog?
Posted by: night lifted at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM Kathy Griffin's new face? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:04 PM (HlyYF) 9
Somalis are black, right?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 05:04 PM (YlWIZ) 10
3 WTH is a designer dog?
Posted by: night lifted at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (kJmLc) Probably a pitbull. Named Jim Cow. Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2026 05:05 PM (LHPAg) 11
During black history month?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Kt19C) 12
There's a lot of money in those black hoaxes.
Posted by: Sonny Corleone at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (qUkBO) 13
Suppose he wears a neck brace. Everythings cool then, right?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (YlWIZ) 14
Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Fc1qt) 16
Every high profile instance of racism in America turns out like this.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (9mw3J) 17
Never even heard of this one. Glad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (zZu0s) 18
It's a shame the plaintiffs will never see a dime.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (jtM2q) 19
Slightly OT:
I thought Lemon was going to edit his tape, and then post it. (You know, to make the violent lunatics look good and the Christian moms look bad.) I learned today that he was broadcasting LIVE. Every single member of the church congregation had an expectation of privacy within THEIR OWN PRIVATE CHURCH. Surely everyone that had their face broadcast has a surefire winner civil suit against Lemon? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (HlyYF) Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (jc0TO) 21
....the remaining funds were spent on luxuries, including a designer dog, dining and travel, beauty products, liquor, vapes, cell phones, car payments, and rent.
This is my shocked face. Posted by: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (YY+q/) Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (g6TN6) 23
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (et1vG) 25
Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid
Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) The lawyer is on the hook as well. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (Zz0t1) 27
>>>forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns.
Was that wrong? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (ft35d) 28
WTH is a designer dog?
Posted by: night lifted at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM Kathy Griffin's new face? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:04 PM (HlyYF) Early nominee for Thread Winner and should be in the running for Comment of the Week. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (Zz0t1) 29
20 No way they ever pay, not even the lawyer.
It's Tawana Brawley and Al Sharpton all over again. Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM Unlike the other defendants in these cases, Sharpton actually does have money. How has that particular stone NOT yet been squeezed for blood? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (HlyYF) 30
It's a shame the plaintiffs will never see a dime.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (jtM2q) I wonder how much the attorney has to pay. Kid may get some money. Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (LSR8N) 31
But it fed the
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (krQz2) 32
It's Tawana Brawley and Al Sharpton all over again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (jc0TO) Texas =/= NY. They may not pay but it's important to remember that different rules apply here. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (ExV1e) 33
Surely everyone that had their face broadcast has a surefire winner civil suit against Lemon? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:08 PM (HlyYF) It's fine. They praised him with glory at the Grammy Awards, so everything is fine. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (Zz0t1) 34
SeMarion Humphrey should have been sentenced to be Asher Vann's butler.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (jc0TO) 35
"Get This" Ace is some of the best Ace. Posted by: Guy who likes Get This at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske) 37
by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (et1vG)
25 Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) The lawyer is on the hook as well. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e) Pretty sure you can garnish everything they ever earn or some large percentage of it. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 05:12 PM (i0Hi3) 38
Apple cider vinegar?
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:12 PM (krQz2) 39
The country is so racist they need to go for hoaxes.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 05:12 PM (BWnHZ) 40
It's Tawana Brawley and Al Sharpton all over again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (jc0TO) --- Did it get some jews killed? Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (krQz2) 41
Court records show that Smith put less than $1,000 of the nearly $120,000 GoFundMe windfall toward her son's schooling. Account statements reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon show the remaining funds were spent on luxuries, including a designer dog, dining and travel, beauty products, liquor, vapes, cell phones, car payments, and rent.
So she's a Temu Patrisse Cullors Posted by: Liars, scammers and degenerates at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/) 42
They mentioned vapes, but not weaves? Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:09 PM (g6TN6) I'm betting the "beauty products" category covers the weave, the 12" finger nails and fake eyelashes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (Zz0t1) 43
The demand for white race crimes always exceeds the supply.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (jc0TO) 44
Also, I wonder how many people fanning that flame actually believed the kid was forced to drink urine. They all can't be that stupid.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (LSR8N) 45
designer dog
___________________ ? Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske) He's more of an architect, really. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (ft35d) Posted by: MarkW at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (qxVUf) 47
Wasn't "The Iger Defenestration" an old Clint Eastwood movie?
/ Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Fc1qt) --- The Iger Yanked-em? Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:14 PM (krQz2) 48
No sects ax alleged otherwise they would have made a Netflix special.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 05:14 PM (2ap+5) 49
I'm pretty SeSure that you can't SeDischarge a fraud judgment in SeBankruptcy.
Posted by: The Bear(ski) at February 03, 2026 05:14 PM (bNf8H) 50
SeMarion Humphrey, their black classmate, forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns. A Black Lives Matter activist group charged the local public school district with doing "nothing" to stop "this racially motivated hate crime"
Schools are supposed to stop things that allegedly happen after school hours at student's homes with no school staff present? Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Yp6az) 51
How do they collect?
Used vape pens aren't worth much, I'm told. Posted by: MarkW at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (qxVUf) Indentured servitude. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (ft35d) 52
If you think you're gonna collect any of that money, bud, urine for a surprise.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (dGCAG) 53
The demand for white race crimes always exceeds the supply.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (jc0TO) --- There's really nothing in it for us, since the Dems started courting the blacks. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (krQz2) 54
The kid and Mom should be sentenced to be domestic help for 20 years, enslaved to the plaintiff. It's the only way to ensure payment. Lawyers are useless as help, but should have his wages garnished, paid to the winner.
Posted by: Arbiter Of Equity at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (oftw2) 55
>>>forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns.
Was that wrong? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (ft35d) If they were already shooting him with BB guns, why drink the urine? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s) 56
Also, I wonder how many people fanning that flame actually believed the kid was forced to drink urine. They all can't be that stupid.
Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (LSR8N) Black folks will drink whatever you put in front of them. /shakes head -- Chuck Schumer Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (ExV1e) 57
I'm a designer dog
Posted by: Ruff Lauren at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (0e5Te) Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (Yp6az) 59
Off rooskie sock.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (bNf8H) Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (qRoBZ) 61
The kid and Mom should be sentenced to be domestic help for 20 years, enslaved to the plaintiff. It's the only way to ensure payment. Lawyers are useless as help, but should have his wages garnished, paid to the winner.
Posted by: Arbiter Of Equity at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (oftw2) So youre recommending Slavery for a fake hate crime? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s) 62
It's fine. They praised him with glory at the Grammy Awards, so everything is fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:11 PM My grandfather was a civil rights attorney, so I grew up quite pissed-off about the two-tiered system of justice that treated black people differently under Jim Crow. I am now becoming increasingly pissed-off about the two-tiered system of justice that is treating MAGA people differently. Unsurprisingly, the discrimination was dealt out by the Democrat Party on both occasions. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (HlyYF) 63
How's the school supposed to stop what happens at a sleepover unless it's on a school trip?
Posted by: pookysgirl, asking the obvious questions at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (Wt5PA) 64
SeMarion Humphrey, their black classmate, forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns. A Black Lives Matter activist group charged the local public school district with doing "nothing" to stop "this racially motivated hate crime"
Schools are supposed to stop things that allegedly happen after school hours at student's homes with no school staff present? Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Yp6az) ---- I guess schools are supposed to control every facet of a child's life except their actual education. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (ESVrU) 65
>>>forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns.
Was that wrong? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:10 PM (ft35d) If they were already shooting him with BB guns, why drink the urine? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (zZu0s) Electrolytes? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (ft35d) 66
This makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle!!
Posted by: The Kohlrabi at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (ufJfM) 67
He's more of an architect, really.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (ft35d) ________________________ I thought that was code for "gay". Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske) 68
The kid and Mom should be sentenced to be domestic help for 20 years, enslaved to the plaintiff"
Sure. After all, I've got a Haitian (or would that be an Haitian? ) /Boston Karen Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (qRoBZ) 69
Has someone kept a list race crime hoaxes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (8CIFn) 70
There was pouncing!
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (+aem1) 71
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Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) Maybe not, but there are a number of tools that can be used in execution of judgment such as levies, liens, garnishment, and asset seizure. They can be under the shadow of that judgment for a VERY long time. Posted by: The punishment and the process will be punishment at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (TbWk/) 72
I am now becoming increasingly pissed-off about the two-tiered system of justice that is treating MAGA people differently.
Unsurprisingly, the discrimination was dealt out by the Democrat Party on both occasions. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (HlyYF) --- We're all going to need to be prosecuted according to Molly Ringwald. Probably because we "parked democracy in" or something. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (krQz2) 73
Electrolytes?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:16 PM (ft35d) Its rhe dog that didnt bark. (Or pee.) He LIKED drinking the urine because *flourish* HES THE GRANDSON OF CHUCK BERRY! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Yp6az) 75
the remaining funds were spent on luxuries, including a designer dog ___________ *huffs indignantly* When have designer dogs been a "luxury"? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:18 PM (tgvbd) 76
How's the school supposed to stop what happens at a sleepover unless it's on a school trip?"
Bigger wallet. Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 05:18 PM (qRoBZ) 77
and the lawyer loses his law license, right?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 05:18 PM (0KSrI) Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (qRoBZ) 79
69 Has someone kept a list race crime hoaxes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM Over the last twenty years, the list of hoaxes would be "all of them"? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (HlyYF) 80
Hey though, on the bright side, Iwas wondering whatever happened to Daniel Penny after acquital. Besides getting $3.4M in his GiveSendGo, he was later hired by the venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz to work on its “American Dynamism” team per the webz.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (jc0TO) 81
Has someone kept a list race crime hoaxes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (8CIFn) While it is, no doubt, incomplete, and I haven't read the details of the cases mentioned, wikipedia has such a list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_hoax Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (ExV1e) 82
*huffs indignantly*
When have designer dogs been a "luxury"? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:18 PM (tgvbd) A chihuahua great Dane cross is definitely designer. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (zZu0s) 83
Why do I feel as a whitey that we're the real victims here as the minorities feel free to take advantage of their democrat-emboldened claims to victimhood? Getting very sick of this. And that includes the new mayor of SF, Daniel Lurie, who didn't have the balls to reject the reparation demands of the reparations committee and signed an OK to keep looking into it? Which means the city continues to pay the committee (217K currently paid out in 'salaries' to them).
Posted by: beckster at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (I7J98) 84
Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) 85
He's more of an architect, really.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon ..... No, he's into latex sales. Posted by: wth at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS) 86
This makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle!!
Posted by: The Kohlrabi at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (ufJfM) --- How did that guy keep any credibility after saying that. It should have been it makes Jim Crow look like Jim Wren (or Titmouse). But he exaggerated it in the wrong way. (Perhaps, Jim Flea. Jim Microbe.) Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (krQz2) 87
Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) Mom may need to pony up as much or all of the $120k and the lawyer that took the embarrassing case to pay the rest as a lesson to their racist ass. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (Zz0t1) 88
36 designer dog
___________________ ? Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 Another word for mutt. Not that there is a thing wrong with mutts, but purposely breeding them is lame. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (pZEOD) 89
He's more of an architect, really.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon ..... No, he's into latex sales. Posted by: wth at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS) --- But said he wanted to be a Marine Biologist. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (krQz2) 90
The media took a huge interest when someone lied and played the race card?
Color me shocked!! (swidt?) Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (cYBz/) 91
I wonder if the same GoFundMe crowd will open their wallets a second time?
Might be a tough sell: "If you thought we needed money before..." Posted by: MarkW at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (qxVUf) 92
I hard this on Dallas AM talk radio this morning and while it is good news I doubt he will ever see a dime of that award.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ) 93
I'm betting the "beauty products" category covers the weave, the 12" finger nails and fake eyelashes. Posted by: Sponge Lol, that's a pretty loose definition of "beauty" but yeah you're right Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (g6TN6) 94
The demand for racism consistently outpaces the supply.
Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (TN0g+) 95
So they spent < $1,000 on private school and there's no way Humphrey returns to the school he had been attending and face the kids he lied about every day. That kid's brains has to be completely wrecked.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (2ap+5) 96
the remaining funds were spent on luxuries, including a designer dog, dining and travel, beauty products, liquor, vapes, cell phones, car payments, and rent.
Clearly, not a consumer of Dave Ramsey's advice. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (c3sdc) 97
A chihuahua great Dane cross is definitely designer. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (zZu0s) __________ Well, it's a mutt. NTTAWWT. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (tgvbd) 98
Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have possibly foreseen that outcome? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) 99
forcing him to drink their urine at a sleepover as they shot him with BB guns.
Was that wrong? Posted by: Comrade Flounder What the hell? This wasn't a fraternity initiation was it? Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (cYBz/) 100
Schools are supposed to stop things that allegedly happen after school hours at student's homes with no school staff present? Posted by: bonhomme ===== No, they're supposed to settle out of court. With lots of extra zeroes. Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (8AONa) 101
The NAACP dressed down the leaders of the Plano school district As I keep pointing out, this is the same NAACP which was founded in 1910 by a bunch of pasty white commies, along with WEB DuBois as the token negro (as Director of Publicity and Research, or "mouthpiece", because they weren't stupid enough to let him actually RUN anything himself), and didn't have a black President until 1975. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (dHWYQ) 102
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Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) Yeah, that never works. A paid spot in inpatient mental health and drug/alcohol rehab would be better...as long as it had minimum stay requirements... Posted by: Nova Local at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (tOcjL) 103
That's how you get junkyard dogs, Piper.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (0KSrI) 104
The media took a huge interest when someone lied and played the race card?
Color me shocked!! Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (cYBz/) --- There won't be any buckets of water carried the other way, trust me. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (krQz2) 105
NY Post: "Jill Biden’s ex-husband charged with first-degree murder of new wife"
What did Carville say? Oh yeah, "Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find." Posted by: Antifa at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (8ZVmQ) Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (g6TN6) 107
Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have possibly foreseen that outcome?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) I am surprised he didnt OD. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (zZu0s) 108
Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have possibly foreseen that outcome? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) It's the same with a majority of lottery winners. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Zz0t1) 109
Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid
Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM (g6TN6) ------------- Next step is to sue the media who helped this along, that's where the money is and it will teach them to investigate before publishing. Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Z8jzG) 110
Sure, the homeless guy is homeless again, but he was customer of the month for 2 straight months at the local liquor store.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (0e5Te) Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) 112
Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have possibly foreseen that outcome?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Democratic congresscritters? Oh wait, you covered that with the 'working brain' thing. Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (cYBz/) 113
What the hell? This wasn't a fraternity initiation was it?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (cYBz/) Is that what those college guys told you, TP? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s) 114
Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid
I have no idea how much the lawyer's share of that penalty is, but for the mother, her escape is to simply not ever work again and go permanently on welfare since anything above scraping by will be handed over to the victim of their hoax. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 03, 2026 05:24 PM (pawvM) 115
80 Hey though, on the bright side, Iwas wondering whatever happened to Daniel Penny after acquital. Besides getting $3.4M in his GiveSendGo, he was later hired by the venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz to work on its “American Dynamism” team per the webz.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:19 PM (jc0TO) ________________________ Makes sense. The woman running that project was heavily influenced by Peter Thiel. Good news. Thanks. Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske) 116
Has someone kept a list race crime hoaxes?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 05:17 PM (8CIFn) My understanding is Epstein was keeping track. But they didn't want to risk anyone discovering they were tracking and cataloging such hoaxes, so they would use the code word "pizza" when referring to another case. Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2026 05:24 PM (dGCAG) 117
A designer dog is something like a Labrodoodle or Chiweenie. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) ___________ *stares stonily* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:24 PM (tgvbd) 118
He's more of an architect, really.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:13 PM (ft35d) ________________________ I thought that was code for "gay". ----- Now now now, not all architects are gay! One that works for me has 6 kids and a housekeeper! Posted by: Mr. Phillips at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (TN0g+) 119
It's the same with a majority of lottery winners.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Zz0t1) I saw a video a couple weeks ago wherein it was claimed that, while everyone knows this to be the case, it isn't actually true. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) 120
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339 Democrat Rep. Jerrold Nadler (NY) on Tuesday said Americans would be justified in shooting masked ICE agents. “What is really the major problem in this country today is the fascism in our streets,” Nadler said during a House Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday. ---- What the problem is; He wasn't arrested and jailed immediately for incitement to murder. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (z9hLS) 121
Not sure about Texas rules on joint and several liability, but usually they're both liable for the full verdict if one of them can't pay in an intentional tort context usually. And yes, intentional torts are generally not dischargeable in bankruptcy Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (g6TN6) 122
I saw a video a couple weeks ago wherein it was claimed that, while everyone knows this to be the case, it isn't actually true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) Well, I read it on the internet, so it MUST be true. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (ILGo9) 124
14 Okay so they only managed to get 120,000 from their fundraiser and ended up with $3 million verdict against them. For some reason I don't see this verdict getting paid Posted by: imp at February 03, 2026 05:06 PM ------- It could affect their credit rating. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (iTNuP) 125
What did Carville say? Oh yeah, "Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find." Posted by: Antifa at February 03, 2026 05:22 PM (8ZVmQ) Heh. Reminds me of my last First Sergeant. One of our troops got caught sexing up a 16 year old high school girl. And he had us all out in formation and said "I'd better not find any of you other bastards out at the local junior high school campus with a fishing rod and a Snickers bar." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (dHWYQ) 126
I wonder if the same GoFundMe crowd will open their wallets a second time?
Might be a tough sell: "If you thought we needed money before..." Posted by: MarkW Just open a Learning Center. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (/lPRQ) 127
Next step is to sue the media who helped this along, that's where the money is and it will teach them to investigate before publishing.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Z8jzG) Judge: Can't sue the media for defamation if you're famous. Kid: I wasn't famous until the defamed me. Judge: Still famous. Case dismissed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (ExV1e) 128
Do you think Mary Clogginstein's parents were related ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (/dgQg) 129
Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) --- In fairness, if it buys you a car these days, there's not a whole lot left over for renting + tuition. You'd have to be somebody who knew how to make a foothold with $100K. It's definitely a boost to a person who is prudent enough to know how to use it. But it wouldn't be surprising that it wouldn't work in a majority of cases. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:27 PM (krQz2) 130
Judge: Can't sue the media for defamation if you're famous.
Kid: I wasn't famous until the defamed me. Judge: Still famous. Case dismissed. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM That's some catch that Catch-22. Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:27 PM (jc0TO) 131
Well, I read it on the internet, so it MUST be true.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (Zz0t1) https://youtu.be/bufTna0WArc Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (ExV1e) 132
103 That's how you get junkyard dogs, Piper.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 05:22 There are some adorable mutts out there. Smart ones. Ones that look like cartoon dogs, some that clearly are all the left over dog parts in one dog so they look silly. Gorgeous ones. Taking a shitzu and breeding them to a bulldog for a “bullshitz” and then charging a bazillion dollars for a mutt is pretty rotten, though. 🤣 Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: Your Somalian Neighbor at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (Dv3i1) 134
87- Mom may need to pony up as much or all of the $120k and the lawyer that took the embarrassing case to pay the rest as a lesson to their racist ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM I certainly hope that the lawyer gets disbarred. Posted by: Moonbeam at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rbKZ6) 135
Shocking but I hear you can haul in big GoFundMe gains for murdering a white kid too...
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (YwEeS) 136
Google doesn't turn anything up about this as a hoax. Just hate crime, hate crime, hate crime...
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (uQzkA) 137
129 Saw a report of a guy who gave a homeless person $100,000 to straighten his life out. A couple of months later he was homeless again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:20 PM (tgvbd) --- In fairness, if it buys you a car these days, there's not a whole lot left over for renting + tuition. You'd have to be somebody who knew how to make a foothold with $100K. It's definitely a boost to a person who is prudent enough to know how to use it. But it wouldn't be surprising that it wouldn't work in a majority of cases. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:27 PM (krQz2) 95% of homeless folks on the street are not homeless b/c they don't have the option for a home...it's mental health and/or addiction. Posted by: Nova Local at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (tOcjL) 138
Give a junkie a gram and he's high for a day. Give him a kilo and he will be high for the rest of his life.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (jc0TO) 139
I wonder if the same GoFundMe crowd will open their wallets a second time?
Might be a tough sell: "If you thought we needed money before..." Posted by: MarkW I'm willing to bet it's the same people that gave Karmelo Anthony's parents hundreds of thousands only to have them buy a house, an Escalade and various other luxuries. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:29 PM (Zz0t1) 140
Brawndo has electrolytes. It's what plants crave.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2026 05:29 PM (XPjei) 141
That lawyer will appeal her judgement until it reaches another trial lawyer/judge who reverses it. Can't have lawyers be responsible for anything they do to "vigorously represent" their clients.
(That means lying like mf'ers.) Posted by: spongeworthy at February 03, 2026 05:29 PM (sLLbN) 142
122 I saw a video a couple weeks ago wherein it was claimed that, while everyone knows this to be the case, it isn't actually true.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) Well, I read it on the internet, so it MUST be true. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:25 PM (Zz0t1) Uh...bonjour! Posted by: Totally a French male model at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (TbWk/) 143
Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Z8jzG) 144
Do you think Mary Clogginstein's parents were related ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at February 03, 2026 05:26 PM (/dgQg) Closely. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Zz0t1) 145
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A designer dog is something like a Labrodoodle or Chiweenie. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) ___________ *stares stonily* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It’s all backwards! Designer dogs should be the upper echelon of purebred doggies. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (pZEOD) 146
95% of homeless folks on the street are not homeless b/c they don't have the option for a home...it's mental health and/or addiction. Posted by: Nova Local at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (tOcjL) And most of the mental health homeless are mentally ill because they've destroyed their brains through addiction. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (dHWYQ) 147
Blood from a turnip? $3.2MM is probably not going to happen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 05:31 PM (TOSLe) 148
> Heh. Reminds me of my last First Sergeant. One of our troops got caught sexing up a 16 year old high school girl. And he had us all out in formation and said "I'd better not find any of you other bastards out at the local junior high school campus with a fishing rod and a Snickers bar."
I worked briefly as a gate guard at Ft Lewis Army post. They literally had trashy 14 year old girls that would find their way to the barracks and knock on doors until some stupid soldier would let them in for a night of underaged p00n. There were multiple layers of people who were aware of the problem, and would actively work to prevent it, but the problem persisted. Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Yp6az) 149
Probably not the best place to post this, but in keeping with the Amelia videos, here's one for Minneapolis: https://is.gd/U1uGTJ!!
Posted by: jayhawkone at February 03, 2026 05:31 PM (QSaoA) 150
Excellent vampire movie : Near Dark
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (BWnHZ) --- Considered a breakout performance of Mr. Bill Paxton. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:31 PM (krQz2) 151
Well, I read it on the internet, so it MUST be true.
Posted by: Sponge I read you can't learn anything from books. heh Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2026 05:32 PM (cYBz/) 152
>>> A designer dog is something like a Labrodoodle or Chiweenie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) ___________ *stares stonily* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It’s all backwards! Designer dogs should be the upper echelon of purebred doggies. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (pZEOD) ===== I’m pretty sure just five years ago a pure frenchie would set you back a min of 5K. Posted by: Turn 2 at February 03, 2026 05:32 PM (CyFyf) 153
Give a junkie a gram and he's high for a day. Give him a kilo and he will be high for the rest of his life.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (jc0TO) --- Or the George Floyd dose of fentanyl. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:32 PM (krQz2) 154
A designer dog is something like a Labrodoodle or Chiweenie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) --- That's a scary name. Chew-weenie. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:33 PM (krQz2) 155
Even the homeless shelters don't want those they call "lifestylers." Theyre violent, perverted, and refuse to use toilets.
My catholic church with attached school wanted to help the episcopagans with winter overflow. The shelter didnt want them. We finally agreed to ONLY Fri and Sat nights to avoid the kids although still sketchy. They literally WOULD NOT use the adjacent restroom. Finally, the bleeding hearts got it. Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:33 PM (ILGo9) 156
143 Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03 This is sad. I am not giving up my friends, I don’t care what they look like. I would be very troubled if anyone decided they wanted to give up their friendship with me upon learning I am a designer human. (Secretly hoping Ben Had is laughing at that right now). Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:33 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO) 159
Google doesn't turn anything up about this as a hoax. Just hate crime, hate crime, hate crime...
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 05:28 PM (uQzkA) --------------- Then they need to be sued for big bucks, they can certainly afford it. Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:34 PM (Z8jzG) 160
>>> WTH is a designer dog?
Posted by: night lifted at February 03, 2026 05:03 PM (kJmLc) Doodles, I'm guessing. Anything with a pedigree that is over $1000, versus going to the pound. That was one of my favorite episodes of Caleb Hammer, actually! A woman went to him for financial help because she'd gotten divorced, made bad choices and missed two mortgage payments. Turns out she bought a designer/pedigreed dog to help with her stress. Caleb lost his mind on her. I think some of his shrill screams could only be heard by dog ears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFng3jlvU2w Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 05:35 PM (gWBY1) 161
>>>What the hell? This wasn't a fraternity initiation was it?
Posted by: Tonypete >In our neighborhood in another lifetime, we'd all gather, 12 or more hooligans, and have bb gun and apple fights. Everybody went home crying. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 05:35 PM (TOSLe) 162
Heh. Reminds me of my last First Sergeant. One of our troops got caught sexing up a 16 year old high school girl. And he had us all out in formation and said "I'd better not find any of you other bastards out at the local junior high school campus with a fishing rod and a Snickers bar."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur Back when enlisted in Hawaii the new Battalion CSM first found out the age of consent was 14 he had the whole battalion in formation to explain what would happen if he caught one of the men getting into a 14 yo locals pants, legal or not.* No 14 yo asian "looks" 18. * Law has been changed since then. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 05:35 PM (/lPRQ) 163
A solid number of "homeless" have lived with their families until their behavior got them thrown out. Things like stealing for drugs and drug use in the house and other violations of the express condition of their housing.
It's been around for a long time; they used to call it "Skid Row", which was populated by people just as trustworthy. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:35 PM (krQz2) 164
Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all. Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Z8jzG) ____________ The truth is that we form friendships with those we share values with. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd) 165
One of the hardest things I ever did was to refuse a kid whose mother was dying of cancer a daily ride to school. Unfortunately, I knew they were litigious and had accused a boyfriend of their daughter of rape for literally making out with her. They had sued everyone who had gotten near them for years. I had to go in and explain that they were litigious and wouldn't do it. Made me feel bad, but im not stupid.
Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:36 PM (ILGo9) 166
There were multiple layers of people who were aware of the problem, and would actively work to prevent it, but the problem persisted.
Posted by: bonhomme I have an idea; beat the shit out of their parents. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 05:37 PM (diia5) 167
Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03 --- Isn't that what got Scott Adams decried as a "racist"? Simply making the case that there seemed to be not much upside. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:37 PM (krQz2) 168
152 >>> A designer dog is something like a Labrodoodle or Chiweenie.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 05:23 PM (XV/Pl) ___________ *stares stonily* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It’s all backwards! Designer dogs should be the upper echelon of purebred doggies. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (pZEOD) ===== I’m pretty sure just five years ago a pure frenchie would set you back a min of 5K. Posted by: Turn 2 at February 03, 2026 05 I am a strong advocate of buying purebred dogs from ethical breeders only, along with adoptions from shelters if that is your thing. I think people should not be shamed for wanting a specific breed, but they need to work with breeders like H7, not puppyfinder. Yes, you will pay for that, but that should be understood on the front end, along with the reasons why you should expect to pay money for a well bred dog. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:38 PM (BgmlQ) Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:39 PM (ILGo9) 170
I’m pretty sure just five years ago a pure frenchie would set you back a min of 5K. Posted by: Turn 2 at February 03, 2026 05:32 PM (CyFyf) ____________ Her Majesty has had people come up to her with their checkbooks open saying, "Name your price." No sale, no sir. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:39 PM (tgvbd) 171
A nice pure lab is $3k.
Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:40 PM (ILGo9) 172
>>> Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03 --- Isn't that what got Scott Adams decried as a "racist"? I've heard the theory Scott wanted out of his contract but it was ironclad. Huge penalties if he backed out. He realized the only thing he could do to get out of it was say something outrageous and get cancelled so they would cut his contract. Even if it's not true...nothing happened that disproves this theory. He made the statement he made, and they swiftly canceled him and his contract. Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 05:40 PM (gWBY1) 173
Scott Adams was right.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 05:41 PM (gtcuf) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 05:41 PM (/lPRQ) 175
Scott didnt say anything racist.
Making the statement that it was non-sensical to hang out with people who hate you isnt remotely racist. Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:42 PM (ILGo9) 176
I don't think it possible to have a mean lab.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Well, if you start cooking meth in it... Oh, wait. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5) 177
On the Disney thread: In fairness, whoever kept Kathleen Kennedy in the driver seat for the Star Wars franchise could even be more at fault for Disney's decline than Iger.
But Iger is a white male. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:43 PM (krQz2) 178
Scott Adams should've seen what happened to Derbyshire.
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 05:43 PM (uQzkA) Posted by: Owlsley at February 03, 2026 05:44 PM (krQz2) 180
Her Majesty has had people come up to her with their checkbooks open saying, "Name your price." No sale, no sir.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03 I know you don’t sell your puppies, but if you did, you aren’t looking at who has the checkbook. Who are these people? Will they love my puppy? Will I ever have to worry about emergency vet bills being paid? Do they know and can they handle the good, the bad, and the ugly about this breed? I know when I bought my cats it would have been easier to adopt children! Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:44 PM (p4NUW) 181
>>> Democrat Rep. Nadler Says Americans Would Be “Justified” in Shooting Masked ICE Agents
How would you know they are ICE agents? Demand to see ID? Or can you just pop anyone with a mask? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 05:44 PM (/lPRQ) 182
>>> Yes, you will pay for that, but that should be understood on the front end, along with the reasons why you should expect to pay money for a well bred dog.
Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:38 PM (BgmlQ) ===== Agreed. We paid around 1K for our golden retriever. At least he that's what my wife told me. Wouldn't be surprised if it was more. Posted by: Turn 2 at February 03, 2026 05:44 PM (CyFyf) 183
THIS is how you stop race hoaxes. Posted by: Washington Nearsider ============= It's step one. Step two might be heckling and harassing the conspiring MSM outlets that (undoubtedly) promoted the hoaxster's side of the story. I mean run down the street after the reporters involved yelling "Kenneth, what is the frequency?" except something relevant to this case. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 05:45 PM (JJJud) 184
Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Z8jzG) ____________ The truth is that we form friendships with those we share values with. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd) Maybe the real voluntary segregation was the friends we made along the way. Posted by: Deep. Cold, too. at February 03, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/) 185
The trio appeared on Good Morning America, where ABC host Linsey Davis promoted a GoFundMe account
Layers and layers of fact checkers. Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 05:46 PM (gtcuf) 186
Democrat Rep. Nadler Says Americans Would Be “Justified” in Shooting Masked ICE Agents
--- Everyone knows he's full of shit. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:46 PM (krQz2) 187
Also, don’t tell my cats I bought them. They still don’t know they were adopted.
Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (pZEOD) 188
171 A nice pure lab is $3k.
Posted by: dagny at February 03, 2026 05:40 PM (ILGo9) Microscopes, analysis equipment, ventilation and cleaning procedures alone cost WAY more than that. Posted by: Hand me the flask at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (TbWk/) 189
I worked briefly as a gate guard at Ft Lewis Army post. They literally had trashy 14 year old girls that would find their way to the barracks and knock on doors until some stupid soldier would let them in for a night of underaged p00n. There were multiple layers of people who were aware of the problem, and would actively work to prevent it, but the problem persisted.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Yp6az) You'd think the US Army can address the infiltration tactics of young teen girls with some strategic thinking, or an artillery barrage. Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+) 190
Demand to see ID? Or can you just pop anyone with a mask?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 05:44 PM (/lPRQ) --- If you're a D, it can easily be the latter. Because ICE made you do it, because Donald Trump is soo bad. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:48 PM (krQz2) 191
I don't like law enforcement being masked either but when they and their family would likely be murdered it is a necessary thing.
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 05:48 PM (YwEeS) 192
This is an outrage! A black person would never make fake claims about being being assaulted by white devils!
Posted by: Revrun Al Sharpton at February 03, 2026 05:49 PM (f1kZG) 193
You'd think the US Army can address the infiltration tactics of young teen girls with some strategic thinking, or an artillery barrage.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (8avO+) They plead US Army. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 03, 2026 05:50 PM (ft35d) 194
Also, don’t tell my cats I bought them. They still don’t know they were adopted.
Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (pZEOD) Mama cats are known to deliver kittens to people's homes they think will be nice to them and leave them. Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:50 PM (8avO+) 195
I don't like law enforcement being masked either but when they and their family would likely be murdered it is a necessary thing.
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 05:48 PM (YwEeS) --- If I were a senator, I'd get up on the podium and say that if ICE is forced to de-mask and ONE of the ICE agents get doxed, I'm getting up there and mentioning your name "Senator Schumer", because you have been warned, and chose to ignore it. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:51 PM (krQz2) 196
JT The Wonder Dog is a purebred Golden Retriever, bred with the intent that the PGA would donate him as a service dog. Justin Thomas donated what would be $40K in today's dollars for his training. JT has been a literal Godsend for us.
Posted by: pookysgirl wasn't a dog person before at February 03, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA) 197
Teen gorls can go to Sanders University for Tankery if they want to crew tanks
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0) 198
192 This is an outrage! A black person would never make fake claims about being being assaulted by white devils!
Posted by: Revrun Al Sharpton at February 03, 2026 05:49 PM (f1kZG) Preach it! Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 03, 2026 05:52 PM (XPjei) 199
Also, don’t tell my cats I bought them. They still don’t know they were adopted.
Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 05:47 PM (pZEOD) One we got from the shelter, and I stole two of the others, but the rest sort of showed up. Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR) 200
Jeebus! Right after my divorce I got my beloved Scroomie. He had field champions and show champions in his pedigree. $400. That was, admittedly, a while ago.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 03, 2026 05:53 PM (LdBR/) 201
And here I thought black people were so oppressed they couldn't be racist.
Huh. That Black Democratium is some powerful shit. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 05:54 PM (I40wl) 202
I currently have rescue dogs 18 and 19. They have given me so much. I was rejected for a Scottish Deerhound because I would not agree to crate the dog. My house is the crate.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 05:54 PM (0KSrI) 203
I have an idea; beat the shit out of their parents.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 05:37 PM (diia5) Can I still bang the 14-year-old? Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 03, 2026 05:54 PM (n9ltV) 204
I like Mary Cloggenstein. She's done much for FART Tube awareness. It would get short shrift around here is not for her and the other ladies down at the Womyn's Centre.
Posted by: Brush With Greatness at February 03, 2026 05:54 PM (oftw2) 205
Did no one say to any one of the three perpetrators that it might not be such a good idea? Some friends they have.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (I40wl) Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (W2Pud) 207
Even if it's not true...nothing happened that disproves this theory. He made the statement he made, and they swiftly canceled him and his contract.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 05:40 PM (gWBY1) If anyone could have thought that up, it would have been Scott Adams. He would have been smart enough to keep quiet about it too. Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR) 208
202 I currently have rescue dogs 18 and 19. They have given me so much. I was rejected for a Scottish Deerhound because I would not agree to crate the dog. My house is the crate.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 05:54 PM (0KSrI) Dogs do not belong in crates. That's what back yards and doggie doors are for. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (I40wl) 209
Dafuck that name cum from? Se what? Se her? Se men? Semen?
The world of underclass blacks is an alternative universe, in which schemes like this one can bloom, and the stories have characters with the strangest names imaginable, except that they all seem to have a common feel. You immediately know, hearing them or seeing them in print, with the capitalizations, the apostrophes, exactly that demographic that dreamed them. Close your eyes. Imagine this mom and son. Now do the web search for their images. BINGO! perfect match. What I hope for is an outcome in which the aggrieved dude, the kid who was blood-libeled, is at Texas A&M, VP of his top-shelf fraternity, the hottest tri-delt squeeze on campus for a girlfriend, and a MacLaren parked out back. Posted by: M. Gaga at February 03, 2026 05:56 PM (KiBMU) 210
196 JT The Wonder Dog is a purebred Golden Retriever, bred with the intent that the PGA would donate him as a service dog. Justin Thomas donated what would be $40K in today's dollars for his training. JT has been a literal Godsend for us.
Posted by: pookysgirl wasn't a dog person before at February 03, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA) ------ Wait what?! This is such a cool story! JT always struck me as a cool dude (I'm a mediocre golfer) but this is another level! Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2026 05:56 PM (3BwY8) 211
Did no one say to any one of the three perpetrators that it might not be such a good idea? Some friends they have.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (I40wl) I think if you are the type to conspire to a mass fraud scheme involving your own son, you likely don't have a lot of sensible friends. Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+) 212
Didn't this woman spend her simpbuxx on vacations and Gucci already? There's nothing left in the store.
Her lawyer should pony up. Lawyers are ethically bound to serve the interest of their clients. Clearly this did not happen here; he knew the bitch be lyin' and didn't tell her to keep this case out of court. Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 05:57 PM (gKWVE) 213
Ajax was a pure bread ACD, but he was working stock. So, $300.
Reef is a mutt. There is a bunch of stuff in there Rotty, Greyhound or whipped, beagle, Jack Russell, is dunno $150. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 05:57 PM (zZu0s) 214
I think if you are the type to conspire to a mass fraud scheme involving your own son, you likely don't have a lot of sensible friends.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+) Is this a Joe Biden thread now? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2026 05:57 PM (XPjei) 215
I worked in Poughkeepsie during the Tawana Brawley hoax. At that time people initially thought it happened. Didn't take long though before most figured it was a hoax. We didn't have the benefit of all the subsequent fake hate crimes to call bullshit immediately.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 05:58 PM (cwGMH) 216
The reward for faking a racial hate crime is hundreds of thousand of dollars.
The penalty is $0. The Reverrrrraaaand Al Sharptan hasn't paid a dime on his hate crime that got people killed. In TX and there's almost no way to get them to pay. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 05:58 PM (HXT0k) 217
"Court records show that Smith put less than $1,000 of the nearly $120,000 GoFundMe windfall toward her son's schooling. Account statements reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon show the remaining funds were spent on luxuries, including a designer dog, dining and travel, beauty products, liquor, vapes, cell phones, car payments, and rent."
I guess stereotypes do have some basis in fact. Posted by: Butch at February 03, 2026 05:58 PM (98xTj) 218
This stupid conspiracy originated with the black kid's mother. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 05:58 PM (iTNuP) 219
I think if you are the type to conspire to a mass fraud scheme involving your own son, you likely don't have a lot of sensible friends.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+) Is this a Joe Biden thread now? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2026 05:57 PM (XPjei) Well Biden doesn't have friends or family, so it fits him pretty well. Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 05:59 PM (8avO+) 220
The high school track stabby kid and his family also living large on gofundme.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 05:59 PM (cwGMH) 221
Ruby was a rescue puppy from some sled dog kennel, too small to be a contender apparently. I think I have narrowed down her parentage looking at the various sled dog kennels online. She is a standard Alaska sled dog mix.
Piper I got a year later, from the pound in Anchorage. Saw her picture and she looked so much like Ruby I inquired. Turns out, they are litter mates. Piper is bigger, profoundly dumber, and hyper as hell. She had been turned into the pound twice. It was her last chance. They are opposites. Each has one flop ear--opposite sides. Ruby is right handed (pawed?) and Piper is left handed. I can't imagine handling Piper on her own, but she and Ruby bounce off each other and do fine. When they met, they already knew each other, it was clear, and started wrastling like dogs do. Can't believe they are nearly five years old already. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:00 PM (I40wl) 222
Didn't see anything regarding the attorney's license. On one hand, the bastard needs to be disbarred. On the other hand, if he is disbarred, he loses his ability to generate revenue. I like the idea of sucking every dollar he makes out his life. Let circumstances force the bastard to drive a 1986 Ford Escort that smokes like Johnny Carson in the 70s.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 03, 2026 06:00 PM (PlpaN) 223
220 Read they pissed all the money away.
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 06:01 PM (YwEeS) 224
202 I currently have rescue dogs 18 and 19. They have given me so much. I was rejected for a Scottish Deerhound because I would not agree to crate the dog. My house is the crate.
Posted by: Ben Had at February I have had the whole gamut of dogs. Rescues, purebreds who were pet quality from very, very solid lines. My current dog is a pure bred rescue (you know this, of course, because you thought I was crazy. Now you know I am). I don’t crate him, he knows what it is for emergencies and vet visits, he knows how to kennel up immediately should we have to evacuate for a hurricane, but I never shut him in there. He likes to go in and sleep, but so do the cats. Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 06:02 PM (pZEOD) 225
They shot his eye out!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (DsA2n) 226
206 Lucy was a feral I found at the Humane Society.
She’s a Fink. And I love her. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 05:55 PM (W2Pud) I was told the King is a fink. Any relation? Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (I40wl) 227
218
This stupid conspiracy originated with the black kid's mother. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug A supposed adult destroying a middle-schooler's and his family's life, possibly including death, for minor financial gain. Bankruptcy doesn't seem like nearly enough punishment. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (Dv3i1) 228
How much do you have to vape for it to become a line item on a $120K accounting?
Posted by: Ben Sears at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (fK4Xi) 229
cell phones, car payments, and rent.
I'd count that as toward the kid too honestly. Mom's got to work and make calls; the kid needs a place to live. designer dog, dining and travel, beauty products, liquor, vapes, This shit, not so much. If I'm her kid, I'm rolling the dice on the foster system. Anything has to be better than being stuck under this woman. I bet she screams at him and makes him feel like a burden. Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE) 230
No wage garnishment in TX, except for child support.
Unlimited homestead exemption. Not sure if this is dischargeable in bankruptcy; it is a debt. The judgement is good for 10 years but can be renewed every 10 years forever. If they have a bank account, they can seize that. It's a shame they didn't sue the NAACP. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 06:04 PM (HXT0k) 231
I had 4 purebred Wolfhounds along with a purebred doxie that were purchased. The boys now are a German Shepard and an Ibizan hound that ended up in the pound.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 06:04 PM (0KSrI) Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 06:04 PM (qpQFJ) Posted by: Conan at February 03, 2026 06:05 PM (Dv3i1) 234
Maybe the real voluntary segregation was the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: Deep. Cold, too. at February 03, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/) Lol Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 06:05 PM (E0p3T) 235
228 How much do you have to vape for it to become a line item on a $120K accounting?
Posted by: Ben Sears at February 03, 2026 06:03 PM (fK4Xi) All of it. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:05 PM (I40wl) 236
Can we now just assume that 99.999% of all reported white race crimes are 100% Pure Grade Bullshit? It's not like they don't happen at all. But, obviously the demand far exceeds supply so these days most white race crimes are farmed out to other race bush leagues. Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 06:05 PM (iJfKG) 237
Not sure if this is dischargeable in bankruptcy; it is a debt.
My primitive understanding is that judgments resulting from intentional torts generally are not dischargeable. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2026 06:06 PM (CzMNg) 238
Democrats.... Then: Darkest Day in History! Parading! Now: Shoot Those Fucking Federal Agents! Shoot Em The Fuck Good! Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 06:07 PM (E0p3T) 239
I had 4 purebred Wolfhounds along with a purebred doxie that were purchased. The boys now are a German Shepard and an Ibizan hound that ended up in the pound.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 06:04 PM (0KSrI) Some pound dogs are the best dogs. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2026 06:07 PM (NtVYv) 240
First, she saddles her kid with a ghetto name. Then, she embroils him in a bunch of lies and conspiracy to fraud, and then she spends all of the money that was supposed to go towards giving him a better life.
I'd say the kid would be justified in shooting her with bb guns and making her drink urine. And then walking out, never to be seen again. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:07 PM (I40wl) 241
Some pound dogs are the best dogs.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2026 06:07 PM (NtVYv) Everyone thinks their dog is the best dog ever, and everyone is correct about that. Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:08 PM (I40wl) 242
Worked with a couple of people that would let their dogs have puppies, just to "make some extra money" WTH?
One guy was so casual about it-- "Yeah, I can't work any more overtime, but we need the money so we're gonna let _____(dog) get pregnant and sell the puppies for $300 each." Fkn yokels and backyard breeders........Grrr! Posted by: JQ at February 03, 2026 06:08 PM (rdVOm) 243
I'm not familiar with Texas law regarding $ judgments. In my state the court establishes processes to deal with non-payment, including a reasonable interest. I'm thinking at least 5%. Let the evil b*tch mom go out and plead on Go Fund Me. I have no problem with stupid people wasting their money. I'm thinking this is a lifetime penalty for these two. I hope it screws with their sleep patterns and dominates every waking moment.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 03, 2026 06:09 PM (PlpaN) 244
Hatari, yes they are. Watching them realize they have a forever home is so gratifying.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 06:09 PM (0KSrI) 245
Besides paying money, they ought to go to prison. Especially if a victim has to spend any time in jail or prison, the false accuser ought to pay the same price.
In divorce cases,. frequently false charges are made against a spouse, but it comes with no penalty. . Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 06:10 PM (1A8DP) 246
Wait! A designer dog ? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at February 03, 2026 06:10 PM (6t8M3) 247
Summer Smith is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at February 03, 2026 06:10 PM (jHUTR) 248
3.2million dollars sounds little an award in this particular case.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 06:11 PM (8Xy/A) 249
Crap! I was using that as a sort of model.
Posted by: Omar at February 03, 2026 06:11 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 06:12 PM (W2Pud) 251
Hatari, yes they are. Watching them realize they have a forever home is so gratifying.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 06:09 PM (0KSrI) Agreed. I think sometimes they know they were saved. Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2026 06:12 PM (NtVYv) 252
Cases like this one can only lead to more voluntary segregation. People can be forgiven for thinking that interracial friendships can turn into disaster in no time at all. Posted by: Decaf at February 03 --- Isn't that what got Scott Adams decried as a "racist"? Simply making the case that there seemed to be not much upside. Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 05:37 PM (krQz2) If memory serves, even Jesse Jackson got lambasted about 20-30 years ago for observing that he would often cross the street if he saw some young black men approaching down the same sidewalk. Haven't thought about that story in a long time so I might have got it wrong. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (y9nCu) 253
Everyone thinks their dog is the best dog ever, and everyone is correct about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:08 PM (I40wl) Astute observation ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (NtVYv) 254
nood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Cjt/F) 255
The kid and Mom should be sentenced to be domestic help for 20 years, enslaved to the plaintiff. It's the only way to ensure payment. Lawyers are useless as help, but should have his wages garnished, paid to the winner.
Posted by: Arbiter Of Equity at February 03, 2026 05:15 PM (oftw2) And then sent to devil's island. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (snZF9) Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (3uBP9) 257
This white race crime crap is Cultural Marxists rattling chains
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0) 258
It took five years to get this judgement. That seems like an awful long time to me. I would bet that nobody who promoted this hoax, starting with the black kid's mother, is the least bit sorry for doing this. Only sorry it got exposed. Like, they felt it was incumbent upon them. The kid himself, I can't imagine. Given his age when the hoax began, he might have some real trouble now telling what's real from what's not real. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 06:14 PM (t1fZA) 259
A designer dog usually refers to a dog from 2 pure bred dogs of different breeds like a labradoodle or Rose DeLauro
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 03, 2026 06:14 PM (wGerL) 260
Can we now just assume that 99.999% of all reported white race crimes are 100% Pure Grade Bullshit?
====== This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Jesse Smollet at February 03, 2026 06:14 PM (XeU6L) 261
"What is really the major problem in this country today is the fascism in our streets. The attacks on American citizens by masked hoodlums. If you were attacked by a masked person, you might think you were being kidnapped.
You’d be justified in shooting the person to protect yourself. We see people being shot! For what? For driving a car? We see these ICE goons breaking into people’s homes without a warrant. You see them drag out a man – an American citizen in his underwear in the snow without even permitting him to get dressed!” -- Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 06:14 PM (0sNs1) 262
Nooses, wre there nooses?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 06:15 PM (XeU6L) 263
"Everyone thinks their dog is the best dog ever, and everyone is correct about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 06:08 PM (I40wl) " This! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 03, 2026 06:15 PM (Cjt/F) 264
@215 I live across the river in Ulster county. An African American girl died in Kingston not long after the Brawley crap began. I know the girls family and they are Republicans. However Mason, Maddox and Sharpton stuck their noses in this mess. Our DA told them to their faces that if they tried their crap here they'd be prosecuted. They went away. Turns out the girl had od'ed and a derelict molested her body
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 06:16 PM (BWnHZ) 265
Nooses, wre there nooses?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 06:15 PM (XeU6L) --- Noose out front? Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 06:21 PM (krQz2) 266
Of course the mom and son have different last names
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