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Chuck Schumer: Requiring Voters to Show ID to Vote Is "Nothing More Than Jim Crow 2.0"
No, man, it's worse than Jim Crow. It makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle. Malarkey!Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Monday condemned legislation requiring ID and proof of citizenship to register to vote as "nothing more than Jim Crow 2.0." Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R) has attempted to include the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act in a massive funding package under review by the House and send it back to the Senate. "The SAVE Act is nothing more than Jim Crow 2.0. It would disenfranchise millions of Americans. Every single Senate Democrat will vote against any bill that contains it," Schumer wrote in a Monday post on the social platform X. "Speaker Johnson should tell SAVE Act Republicans to stand down or else this shutdown will be on them," the Senate Minority Leader added.Don't worry, your Republican "Leaders" are already showing their bellies.
Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) has raised objections to including the measure in the funding bills despite White House support for the measure. "We all want the SAVE Act, but we look at the reality of the numbers here. And we passed the SAVE Act twice in the House. We'll pass it again, we'll do that. But this is a funding package right now, and I don't think we need to be playing games with government funding," Johnson said on Monday.Do "we" really all want it? Do "we" really all want it as a priority? Or as "nice to have but not necessary to have" kind of thing? I learned a word about ten years ago: Velleity.
Velleity (vah-LEE-it-ee) is a noun meaning a slight wish or inclination that isn't strong enough to motivate action, the weakest form of desire or will, like wanting to write a book but never starting. It comes from the Latin word velle ("to wish"), sharing roots with "voluntary" and "will," but signifies a wish without the drive to fulfill it.When most Republicans say they "want" something or "agree" with conservatives on a policy, they usually "want" it in the velleity sense: with the lowest level of desire possible before becoming simply neutral about it or even opposed to it. Meanwhile: The public wants voter ID.
pic.twitter.com/uZmoE2cMNy Bottom line: big majorities all around favor photo ID to vote.
— Byron York (@ByronYork) February 3, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 03, 2026 02:34 PM (aQ25I)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 02:34 PM (Ia/+0)
Old Crow > Jim Crow
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 02:34 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: gp at February 03, 2026 02:35 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 02:35 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 03, 2026 02:36 PM (/iXAp)
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2026 02:36 PM (qwype)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Some stock character in minstrel shows, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (MNCvZ)
The soft bigotry of low expectations indeed.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (ClDUJ)
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (JHicC)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (g47mK)
Or is that different?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (njVrr)
Posted by: brak at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (jGJov)
But there's nothing wrong with adding more obstacles in the path of the fraudsters.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (8avO+)
Trump will announce he will veto the funding bill if it doesn't include the SAVE act.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (zZSxi)
Props to Chuckie for being, historically, on both sides of every issue.
Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: E Buzz at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (z2hJm)
Or is that different?
Posted by: The ARC of History
(D)ifferent
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (RIvkX)
INSANE majorities across parties and races want voter photo ID, and our elected "representatives" are withholding it.
Term limits now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (uqKJu)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
I guess the Dems think that sounds better than "We can't win elections without massive fraud, so fraud it is!"
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (BI5O2)
Or is that different?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (n1OCj)
It's amusing that the most crazed anarchist or open borders leftist starts setting up borders and checkpoints to keep 'foreigners' out.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 02:39 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: resist_we_much at February 03, 2026 02:40 PM (cpys8)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (MNCvZ)
You left out slavery.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 02:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (MGB5H)
From the people that didn't want to let anyone go anywhere without proof of vaccination.
Posted by: Darth Randall
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Except illegal aliens. They can go spread smallpox in a NICU if they want.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (uqKJu)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: CBP Agent Flogging Aztecs With His Reins at February 03, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 03, 2026 02:42 PM (4b7CV)
They can't control the election if they can't steal them!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 02:42 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: resist_we_much at February 03, 2026 02:40 PM (cpys
Dems already are bringing segregation back with DEI rules and 'safe spaces' in universities on racial lines.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:43 PM (8avO+)
It's a voter registration act.
Because a federal voter ID, that is, requiring ID when voting, may not be Constitutional; violates the "time, place and manner" provision reserved to the states.
But, there's lots of SCOTUS precedent letting the feds determine and set voter registration restrictions.
I noted below, but, SCOTUS struck down AZ's citizenship req. on registration, but still upheld the right of the fed to set registration requirement.
And SCOTUS upheld the Motor Voter law requirements on states purging their voter rolls.
A cartel judge will issue a fire opinion in her illegal nationwide injunction.
And it won't even last a month before it's struck down.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 02:43 PM (HXT0k)
Trump will announce he will veto the funding bill if it doesn't include the SAVE act.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (zZSxi)
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President Trump demanded that Republican Congressmen vote for the funding package without the SAVE Act.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 03, 2026 02:44 PM (JHicC)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 03, 2026 02:41 PM (YlWIZ)
No. The clot shot would have killed more of them. They got either better drugs or Ivermectin or the like.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)
Why? Because millions of illegals vote. Probably tens of millions of them vote. And who do they vote for? The party trying to catapult them out of the country? Or the party fighting to keep them in the country, nice fat and fed by taxpayers?
If illegals were ever truly prevented from voting, the Democunts would not win another election. Ever. Not even for dogcatcher.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)
Every person in the country has to show ID for Banking, Renting anything, or to get Government assistance.
Is that all Jim Crow as well?
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 03, 2026 02:44 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 03, 2026 02:44 PM (3J65x)
Jim CROW? as a derogatory term? The Crow were a Native American Tribe. Equating them with RAAAAACISTS (note the obligatory 5 A's) is clearly a bigoted Anti Indigenous American slur.
I am totes outraged by this horrible attack on our American Indian brothers, and think Schumer should compensate every descendant of the Crow Tribe with 3 Horses and 2 Blankets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (77rzZ)
Heaven forfend that someone should engage in politics with respect to the budget. That would be a most singular and unwelcome precedent.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (CzMNg)
Without Vote Fraud, Welfare Fraud, Open Borders, Motor-Voter Laws, USAID Fraud and Government Unions, there would be no Democrat Party.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (MNCvZ)
You left out slavery.
Posted by: Oldcat
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So far we've taken care of Open Borders, but the ones who haven't been kicked out yet are still in the Voter Fraud category.
USAID Fraud is cut, but I'm sure there are still some lingering billions out there, plus Soros Junior is generous.
Welfare Fraud is being exposed. It'll take an army of prosecutors to stanch it.
Government Unions, forget it. That won't happen until 2028 or beyond.
Overall, I'm kinda optimistic. We do have 3 years to work on this stuff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (uqKJu)
Posted by: gp at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (N8ZBc)
That's what I find fascinating about this issue, Democrats are not on the wrong side. Not Democrat voters anyway. But their leaders are.
Democrat voters truly believe the idiotic positions they push because they believe they are virtuous and so are their policies. Democrat politicians know they are bullshit and can't win fair elections. That's gonna be a problem for them.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (mFPsX)
Because it's no big deal to show an i.d.
Hell, you have to show an i.d. for lots of things.
Try and get a bank loan without showing an I.d.
Posted by: Case at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM (E7+ue)
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Maybe they can pass a repeal of obamacare again while they're at it
Posted by: Methos at February 03, 2026 02:46 PM (vSvIl)
yeah I'm with you
I think they continually move to new revenue streams (via theft and graft) tho. they are nimble that way.
right now the cities are the weak spot. they can't clear snow or do basic things because they're funneling money to the Party
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 02:47 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 03, 2026 02:47 PM (bOM0g)
Showing ID to a Police officer is Jim Crow!!
Posted by: Jim Crow's cousin, Willy at February 03, 2026 02:47 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 02:48 PM (zZu0s)
What are we going to do when the states violate the law? In 2020, many states blatantly violated their own election laws. Magically, nobody has standing to fight this in court.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 02:48 PM (Yp6az)
Fooling around Davis asked Jordan "do you favor integration"
Jordan "no"
Davis "do you favor segregation?"
Jordan "no"
Davis "what do you favor?"
Jordan " slavery Willie, I favor slavery"
Don't think that would go over real well right now
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 02:48 PM (BWnHZ)
Showing ID to rent a car is Jim Crow!
Posted by: Jim Crow's cousin, Willy at February 03, 2026 02:48 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: bonhomme at February
SAVE address standing I believe.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:48 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 03, 2026 02:49 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bulg
......
Does Billie Eilish need an ID to buy heroin?
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2026 02:49 PM (UjdFS)
Showing ID to purchase guns is Jim Crow!
Posted by: Jim Crow's cousin, Willy at February 03, 2026 02:50 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Mr. Bones at February 03, 2026 02:50 PM (nuulj)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8CIFn)
I think they continually move to new revenue streams (via theft and graft) tho. they are nimble that way.
right now the cities are the weak spot. they can't clear snow or do basic things because they're funneling money to the Party
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 02:47 PM (emBoF)
They aren't new streams, really. The explosion of graft in the state level was all part of the USAID like grift at the state level. With USAID blocked mostly, the machine is now dependent on these secondary sources. Cutting them off will happen because once the fraud is exposed, most of the shell companies will vanish and with them the kickbacks to the Democrats.
We just need to keep turning over those rocks where mass amount of waste is happening.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8CIFn)
A lifelong Democrat, so yes.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix
Maybe that would push his eye sockets back into his skull.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8CIFn)
Wikipedia says that he was always a Democrat so... yes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 02:52 PM (ExV1e)
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Action News Investigation
'Ghost students' stealing millions in college financial aid | Investigation
In part, "PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) -- Scammers are stealing tens of millions of dollars in college financial aid.
They're increasingly using artificial intelligence and forcing colleges and the U.S. Department of Education to bolster their fraud detection systems.
The criminals create what are called "ghost students" to steal taxpayer money. They prey largely on community colleges due to their open enrollment. As higher education rushed to establish online enrollment, it exposed vulnerabilities."
..
"We're in a space that we don't know who to trust, and we have a duty," said U.S. Dept. of Education Undersecretary Nicholas Kent. "We went from verifying approximately 30% of potential borrowers down to 1%."
"The department also began alerting schools to verify certain applicants in person or virtually."
"Why isn't the federal government not using the ID verification at that point?" asked Pradelli.
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You know why it's not.
A decent investigation. More than 500 ghost students enrolled in the local CC. More Bidenomics to cleanup nationwide.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 03, 2026 02:52 PM (NFX2v)
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Eilish O'Connell , go back to Ireland , give our stolen land back!!
Posted by: Chief of the Tongva Tribe at February 03, 2026 02:52 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 02:53 PM (Cqx++)
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Jim Eagle > Jim Crow > Jive Turkey > Chuck U Schumer
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 02:53 PM (YTqIg)
Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at February 03, 2026 02:53 PM (0sNs1)
Up until about a month ago, not even the candidate could challenge that.
Judges could dismiss with the ol' 2020 Dodge:
No proof of harm before the election = too early, no standing
Proof of harm after the election = too late, outcome won't change, no standing.
But, under Bohl, candidates can challenge that last-minute registration dump before the election. And after.
And, under SAVE, private groups will be able to as well.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 02:53 PM (HXT0k)
"We all want the SAVE Act, except for the Senate Uniparty."
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That's what Speaker Johnson intended to say.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (vyvuF)
you are correct sir!
and the admin is doing this. it's just frustrating. the many tentacles of rot and crime
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (sAmhv)
Maybe it's better than I thought. I still don't think the courts are ever going to unwind a national election the Democrats win.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Jim Crow's cousin, Willy
Proving you are not a felon to get a gun is Jim Crow!
Posted by: Operator Error at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (uMsNf)
"The origin of the term Jim Crow is obscure, but probably refers to a minstrel show song called "Jump Jim Crow".[
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ)
A decent investigation. More than 500 ghost students enrolled in the local CC. More Bidenomics to cleanup nationwide.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 03, 2026 02:52 PM (NFX2v)
Like the schools aren't making 90 percent of these ghost students to get various DOEd grants and such.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 02:55 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: kingsman at February 03, 2026 02:55 PM (ehY6c)
(vah-LEE-it-ee) is a noun meaning a slight wish or inclination that isn't strong enough to motivate action, the weakest form of desire or will, like wanting to write a book but never starting. It comes from the Latin word velle ("to wish"), sharing roots with "voluntary" and "will," but signifies a wish without the drive to fulfill it.
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Also close to, but not the same family as, vanity.
(It's kind of funny that vanity and conceit are roughly synonymous here (empty) and also in personality traits.)
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 02:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jose at February 03, 2026 02:56 PM (V6W16)
The whole "lack of standing" dodge is gutted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 02:56 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2026 02:45 PM
I'd be happy to include my famed Prairie Crab Dip recipe for a small, but nominal, contribution to my next campaign.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren (D-MA) at February 03, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)
Some of them are jumping on cars.
It should be a public disqualification that a party fosters this.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 02:57 PM (krQz2)
Up until about a month ago, not even the candidate could challenge that.
Judges could dismiss with the ol' 2020 Dodge:
No proof of harm before the election = too early, no standing
Proof of harm after the election = too late, outcome won't change, no standing.
But, under Bohl, candidates can challenge that last-minute registration dump before the election. And after.
And, under SAVE, private groups will be able to as well.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 02:53 PM (HXT0k)
One would think the Eff.Bee.EYE would have been all over that shit the first time it happened.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 03, 2026 02:57 PM (ULPxl)
Do "we" really all want it as a priority? Or as "nice to have but not necessary to have" kind of thing?
_________
What the GOP means is "we" don't actually want it, they want to be for it, and keep it as a reason for us proles to vote for them.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 03, 2026 02:58 PM (AlhUl)
Melinda knows Bill has the resources to bury her in lawfare, so she does a good job not denying or affirming it explicitly while simultaneously giving the listener the impression it's true.
http://tiny.cc/o1iy001
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Romeo13
......
or be scalped.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 02:51 PM (8CIFn)
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Unless you believe he was grilling some burgers.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (uQzkA)
That assumes they weren't. They just had a different agenda.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (mFPsX)
Maybe they just don't think its that big.
or that voter ID might not really do much.
Or they know the Senate is just so fucked up its not worth burning a no-fillibuster vote.
Posted by: coba at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (IuIym)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
Maybe they just don't think its that big.
Posted by: coba at February 03, 2026 02:59 PM (IuIym)
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The official word is that it never happens--unless they catch Republicans at it!
You simply can't fix an election, unless that's what Trump is doing!
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix
Maybe that would push his eye sockets back into his skull.
Posted by: Bulg
Oops. I got Chuckles confused with Schiff-for-Brains. Apologies, Horde. My only excuse is that they're both leftist scumbags.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
WHAT A CONCEPT!
"Why isn't the federal government not using the ID verification at that point?" asked Pradelli.
BECAUSE NO CRIMINAL FRAUDSTER IS ILLEGAL AND THOSE SCHOOLS ARE ALL ON STOLEN LAND ANYWAY, H8R!
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (TAiCw)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (MGB5H)
Iron Eagle with Lou Gosset Jr >> Ian Eagle>Jim Eagle > Jim Crow > Jive Turkey > Chuck U Schumer
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
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I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Posted by: The Dude at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (krQz2)
So -- pass the budget bill and the SAVE Act, you bums.
Posted by: Weak Geek at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (yRCXf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
He made this 9 years ago.
As BEN. Might say: it’s funny because is so freaking racist and condescending.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (abIsI)
My buddy Jim Crow
He's a workin' selling snow
And he makes $250 for an 8-ball
He's got bindles in his hands
And that ain't no desert sands
When someone drops a dime
He knows to call Saul
Posted by: Rejected verse at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)
Melinda knows Bill has the resources to bury her in lawfare, so she does a good job not denying or affirming it explicitly while simultaneously giving the listener the impression it's true.
http://tiny.cc/o1iy001
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Yp6az)
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The STD story is almost certainly true, and Melinda knows it. But you are probably right that she doesn't want to pick a fight with one of the richest and most powerful men in the world. So she ... belches out a Kamala word salad.
Btw she looks terrible. What happened to her face? She's 61, past her prime, but she's too young to look like that. She looks like she's in her 80s.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
Apology NOT accepted.
Posted by: Adam "Bugeye" Schiff at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:02 PM (77rzZ)
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"Fuck you!"
-- Jive Turkeys
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at February 03, 2026 03:04 PM (xcxpd)
-- Jive Turkeys
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:04 PM
"Yeah!"
Posted by: Big Black Guy in the credits at February 03, 2026 03:04 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: pookysgirl is a Moronette, not an Idiotette at February 03, 2026 03:05 PM (Wt5PA)
Melinda knows Bill has the resources to bury her in lawfare, so she does a good job not denying or affirming it explicitly while simultaneously giving the listener the impression it's true.
http://tiny.cc/o1iy001
Posted by: bonhomme
I'm worth billions right? I needed to get my vajajay flushed weekly because Bill was tapping little sick girls right? I think you cute right? Do you have any STD's?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 03, 2026 03:05 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Fly DHS to the Interior of the US! at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (dfgzq)
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Monday condemned legislation requiring ID and proof of citizenship to register to vote as "nothing more than Jim Crow 2.0."
Remind me again of which political party were the cocksuckers who dreamed up Jim Crow?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (dHWYQ)
The country is a hair or two away from CW, part 2 . . . but by all means keep playing last century, polite politics Mr. Johnson.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (xNMCe)
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (krQz2)
Melinda knows Bill has the resources to bury her in lawfare, so she does a good job not denying or affirming it explicitly while simultaneously giving the listener the impression it's true.
http://tiny.cc/o1iy001
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Yp6az)
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That is pretty astounding. She barely holds it together, it looks like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (2NohR)
The reason there was no actual injunction, no actual order they violated, was because pre-Bost, no one had standing to sue.
So Alito's order to keep them separate was more a suggestion.
But not now.
Not only does Bost give the candidate standing to sue, they also specifically referenced that in the opinion--noting how a candidate did not have standing to prevent that kind of illegal mixing under the prior law.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)
Really, Mike?
REALLY?
ASYFKM right now? Have you spent time in Congress? Because thats all you people do. Well, that and tough guy hearings that result in nothing.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: THE Grand Old Pussies at February 03, 2026 03:06 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:07 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
She looks like a tranny if you ask me.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Romeo13
Yes, the blankets....
Posted by: Smallpox at February 03, 2026 03:07 PM (w9Wax)
I have grown to dislike the Beatles more and more as I have gotten older
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Largely because Beatles-fellators like Driscoll won't fucking shut up about them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (dHWYQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (uQzkA)
as the estrogen fades, we all tend towards androgyny.
same with males and testosterone
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 03:00 PM (iJfKG)
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* Stamps "Edit Approved" *
Hey, anybody else remember "Eddie The Eagle" -- underdog British ski jump participant in the 88 Calgary Winter Olympics?
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (TGQmM)
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM (TutW4)
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Monday condemned legislation requiring ID and proof of citizenship to register to vote as "nothing more than Jim Crow 2.0."
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How does Schumer feel about ChiCom Collusion to engineer, spike, release and spread a Bio Bomb in order to steal an election?
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM (BWnHZ)
as the estrogen fades, we all tend towards androgyny.
same with males and testosterone
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM
With the right makeup, I could maybe pass as a bearded lady.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM (jc0TO)
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Get the fuck out my cab.
Posted by: Nigerian Nightmare at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: pudinhead at February
Totes OK!
-sheckie schumer
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: ShainS
Yeah, he was great!
Were those the same Winter Olympics that had the Jamaican bobsled team?
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (jc0TO)
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They are much more likely to implement it and then answer "I don't know what you're talking about?" "Conspiracy much?"
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (krQz2)
I have grown to dislike the Beatles more and more as I have gotten older
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
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There are only two of them left. Lighten up Francis.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 03, 2026 03:11 PM (TutW4)
Posted by: Democrat Minority at February 03, 2026 03:11 PM (xvV+O)
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It's worse than 9/11, dammit!
but not Watergate
nothing comes close to Watergate
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:11 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Say wut?
-- Sophia Loren
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (TGQmM)
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They made a movie about him played by Taron Egerton with Hugh Jackman as his reluctant coach. I think it's called "Eagle".
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: NCKate at February 03, 2026 03:12 PM (uQzkA)
It's worse than 9/11, dammit!
but not Watergate
nothing comes close to Watergate
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:11 PM (ZxPkt)
The Hollywood Blacklist and McCarthy's Red Scare says hi.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (dHWYQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (Hpgos)
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2 down, 2 to go.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (bNf8H)
Perhaps with an intermediate stop at Jim Archaeopteryx.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)
Yes Schumer even black people do them
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
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Jim Crow 2.0 is a vast conspiracy.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (BWnHZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (emBoF)
Child the Younger starts their post-college career in mid-March. Wants to get apartment so that furniture may be purchased, drivers license changed, etc.
Child has offer letter specifying start date and salary.
-- Apartment won't permit Child to sign lease until 7 days prior to starting new job.
Child says, "This doesn't work for me. How about I pay the full year in advance."
-- Apartment says, "Cant do that but... we'll do a deep dive on you and assuming that comes up clean (which it will) and you can prove that you have a bit over 4 years rent sitting around in cash, then we can probably let you sign the lease a month earlier than would otherwise be the case."
And all the other apartments have the same rules. I suggested that Child tell them that they're SA drug runners to see if that would open things up but Child was unthrilled by that idea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (ExV1e)
There are only two of them left. Lighten up Francis.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (Hpgos)
Oh. Hey, Ed Driscoll. I did not know you commented here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)
same with males and testosterone"
How very true.
Posted by: Sidney at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (gKWVE)
same with males and testosterone
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:08 PM (emBoF)
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This must be true because I'm getting prettier with age ... but will NEVER get man-boobs.
I always put on a little extra weight in the winter. This past weekend we were in a store and I started pulling my hoody off over my head -- which lifted up the r-shirt I had on underneath, exposing my abs (a decent four-pack when I suck in the gut).
The wifey pulls my t-shirt down -- and I thought she was giving me a compliment saying "Closed for modeling."
Then I realized she actually said "Closed for RE-modeling" which gave us both a good laugh ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (TGQmM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (jc0TO)
that's pretty much the case for every Indy who tried to vote here in the last election. no indy votes (provisional votes) were counted.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (emBoF)
A four-eyed pig?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)
Pig fucking with Glasses on, maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Tending towards androgyny is a benefit in her case as she always looked disturbingly mannish.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 03:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:16 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (jc0TO)
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And you know it don't come easy.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:16 PM (krQz2)
The Eagles (band) although excessively over-played, were great singers and had some really good songs.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 03:16 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (XFXIk)
Yeah, elected Dems and the media are on the opposite side of an issue from their voters, which is really interesting.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (jmEl7)
Child has offer letter specifying start date and salary.
-- Apartment won't permit Child to sign lease until 7 days prior to starting new job.
Child says, "This doesn't work for me. How about I pay the full year in advance."
-- Apartment says, "Cant do that but... we'll do a deep dive on you and assuming that comes up clean (which it will) and you can prove that you have a bit over 4 years rent sitting around in cash, then we can probably let you sign the lease a month earlier than would otherwise be the case."
And all the other apartments have the same rules. I suggested that Child tell them that they're SA drug runners to see if that would open things up but Child was unthrilled by that idea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (ExV1e)
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Covid changed LL's attitude's on tenants and leasing, as it became impossible to get tenants out even if they never paid the rent. It still is, to a lesser degree.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
6-7?
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)
The Eagles (band) although excessively over-played, were great singers and had some really good songs.
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They call themselves Eagles not The Eagles. Don't ask me why.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:18 PM (8Xy/A)
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They call themselves Eagles not The Eagles. Don't ask me why.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (Hpgos)
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You can't tell me why?
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:18 PM (krQz2)
Every time they ask you for an ID at a polling station.
It's worse than Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:13 PM (krQz2)
What? You mean when the peaceful Japanese people resisted the totally racist American oil embargo by their justified military action against the American colonial outpost in Hawaii in solidarity with their oppressed Polynesian little brown brothers?
Posted by: Your kid's Junior HS Social Studies teacher with the septum ring at February 03, 2026 03:18 PM (dHWYQ)
Yes but Hollywood libs say it is racist so we cannot have it.
Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
80s? Maybe consider hanging out with women your own age? She looks like she's in her 50s, with natural lips (a small amount of lip filler might make her look younger).
Posted by: Ann at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (w9jrX)
Posted by: pudinhead
Same with Richard and Karen. "Carpenters," with no "The."
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (zZu0s)
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Is that what Felder called him?
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:20 PM (krQz2)
yep and likely a pedo rapist (I mean they all are but it was not consensual at all)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:20 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Sid at February 03, 2026 03:20 PM (fL4yj)
How pretentious! I might have to re-think all of this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 03:20 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Don "Dirty Laundry" Henley at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (gKWVE)
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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Nope.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (8Xy/A)
How pretentious! I might have to re-think all of this.
Posted by: Bad Andrew
IKR?
-- THE Ohio State University
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 03, 2026 03:21 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (ZxPkt)
Yes but Hollywood libs say it is racist so we cannot have it.
Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2026 03:19 PM (GUOwU)
No voters are illegal on stolen ballots or something.
Posted by: Billie eyesore at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (V362x)
Blacks and other minorities are too stupid to get ID. Yep; That's a winning idea. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes, I believe so.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)
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They call themselves Eagles not The Eagles. Don't ask me why.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (Hpgos)
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You can't tell me why?
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:18 PM (krQz2)
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Because "The Eagles" said they're THE fucking Eagles and if the hippy homos in Just-any Eagles tried calling themselves THE Eagles, they'd get an ass-whipping.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
Wait 'hebephile' is post pubescent but still under age of consent right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Isn't that a sexual affinity for teh Joos?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (dHWYQ)
Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
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"Age of consent is just a number on a mere piece of paper." -- Hippie residue.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: All these identities confuse and frighten me at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (XFXIk)
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Really? Under that plan, it'll pass
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (Ct1Cv)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Looks like she has the same plastic surgeon as Tony Romo.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 03, 2026 03:23 PM (0bjKf)
Henley is still scum if only for drugging his victim.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (gKWVE)
Or is that different?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2026 02:37 PM (n1OCj)
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Curious how socialists always degenerate into East Germany.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (Z8jzG)
This is a pattern you see on many, many issues.
Partly its fraud - when some Dem operative casts a bunch of ballots in someone's name it doesn't matter what they think of the issues of the day.
But the larger part is honestly most D voters don't care. About ANY of the supposed big issues of the day. The question is simply do I think voting D will get me more money? If yes...vote D. If no, don't vote.
This is why the D party can flip on most big issues overnight and not lose any votes
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)
Apparently the bosses forgot about checking qualifications the last Olympics in Paris when it came to Australian 'break dancer' (use the term loosely) Rachael Gunn, also known as Raygun...
Posted by: One of many lone wolves at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (OVaMN)
Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bigsmith at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (1Au9i)
or Rush
both are plagues on mankind in their own ways
hmm..
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (ZxPkt)
BURN THE WITCH
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (dHWYQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 02:54 PM (MGB5H)
Iron Eagle with Lou Gosset Jr >> Ian Eagle>Jim Eagle > Jim Crow > Jive Turkey > Chuck U Schumer
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
I was about to post this, but decided to search for it because OF COURSE someone has already made this joke.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 03:25 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February
She had pat mahomes and josh Allen's dicks sewn into her mouth too?
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:25 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 03, 2026 03:25 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 03:15 PM (gKWVE)
Lol.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 03:25 PM (i0Hi3)
both are plagues on mankind in their own ways
hmm..
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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Nah, Rush is simply overrated.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (krQz2)
National socialism good!
/Molotov - Ribbentrop
Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: james at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (AlMQR)
Posted by: Bigsmith
Same with Bill. But I understand that their kids are actually pretty good-looking.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)
Term limits now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (uqKJu)
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Ironically it will never happen as you will need the current crop to vote against themselves and for the people. It cannot happen.
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (Z8jzG)
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (xRzA6)
both are plagues on mankind in their own ways"
How dare you. They were The Spirit of Radio!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (gKWVE)
Oh, so he's Roman Polanski with a better lawyer?
Yeah, go THE Eagles.
At least I have never heard anything pedo about that hatchet faced banshee from Canada in Rush.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:25 PM (MGB5H)
You're thinking of Cris Collinsworth (after he had Ben Roethlisberger's surgically removed)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 03, 2026 03:27 PM (0bjKf)
Posted by: MartynWW at February 03, 2026 03:27 PM (M9zxq)
If not, maybe I will get one.
This is such an old and retarded argument for voter ID.
OF COURSE WE NEED IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 03, 2026 03:27 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:27 PM (jmEl7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 03:28 PM (xRzA6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)
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Geddy.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (krQz2)
The Eagles are a bunch of humorless prig cocksuckers who are reduced to lip-syncing their live performances.
Rush are serious about their music but joyful pranksters when off-stage.
https://youtu.be/Px57H2bX9HI?t=250
Advantage: Rush
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (dHWYQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Ct1Cv)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (O3dBq)
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Didn't stop them from putting in an amendment in last year's CR to outlaw the CBD industry.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 03, 2026 03:30 PM (W1a4b)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 03:30 PM (TOSLe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (Ct1Cv)
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I take Felder's side of things, so no surprise that Henley and Frey proved themselves to be the biggest assholes in the group.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
I hope he sent them all the nekkid lardass on the ottoman.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)
So they’re pro maple syrup?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (jmEl7)
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Ok, genius. Have it your way. Strip it out of the Funding bill and make it a separate bill. THEN, and I know this is complex thinking for a GOP House rep, vote on that second bill the same day you vote on the Funding Bill. Everyone is in town, in the same place and in a position to vote. There is no reason to delay. In fact, if you really want to impress me....vote on it before the funding bill.
Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 03:09 PM
Way better than showing up with a free home-grilled cheeseburger.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 02:38 PM (uqKJu)
Laziness got us to where we are now. The cure isn’t more laziness. Term limits are a lazy solution to a problem brought on by being lazy.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (O3dBq)
He also says Kash is bad at his job, that he wasn't ready for prime time.
http://tiny.cc/t2iy001
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Bigsmith
Same with Bill. But I understand that their kids are actually pretty good-looking.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)
I closed my eyes and thought of my bank account. Wasn't banking on a nuclear case of the clap from Melinda rottencrotch, though.
Posted by: Paolo at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM
Could be anti-shaken.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 03:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (O3dBq)
Yes. It stops Democrats from a thousand times as much Somali fraud.
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 03:32 PM (xRzA6)
Can the tuition fraudsters deposit a tuition check, then just take the money and run? I assume the answer is yes, or they wouldn't do it. So, no mechanism to restrict what the money can be used for.
Posted by: Sen. Charles Sumner being beaten by a congressman at February 03, 2026 03:32 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:29 PM (O3dBq)
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That's what I said, Jim Crow 2.0 is already in motion.
Also, Shroomer was an early objector to Jim Crow 2.0. JC2 says that you only wait until burgers are mostly cooked to put the cheese on them--and Shroomer's not having it.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:33 PM (krQz2)
I sense a sock fail.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)
Ephebophile: post-pubescent but older, say 15-18
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)
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They mellowed Joe Walsh, which was a damn shame. Imagine what The James Gang could have done if he stuck with them.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 03:30 PM
The second- and third-order effects from the lack of quality domestic picante sauce production cannot be overestimated.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (jmEl7)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (V362x)
That means he was not I repeat not healthy. I read earlier that he had “health problems”. I retorted “like not being healthy”.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (O3dBq)
He also says Kash is bad at his job, that he wasn't ready for prime time.
http://tiny.cc/t2iy001
Posted by: bonhomme
Seems about right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (V362x)
Not telling Pooky, otherwise I'll hear the other version of "Joy To The World" all day.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a bullfrog at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM (xRzA6)
He also says Kash is bad at his job, that he wasn't ready for prime time.
http://tiny.cc/t2iy001
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 03:31 PM (Yp6az)
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Odd. The mark looks and talks and has mannerisms of a faggot, but he's being stung by a girl. So .. effeminate straight guy or homo looking to impress a fag-hag?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulg
I don't understand your question. It means post-puberty, which generally happens in those years.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (O3dBq)
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Dying is the least healthy way to live.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:36 PM (krQz2)
Is O’Keefe just irresistible to gays? What the fuck.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:34 PM (jmEl7)
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It was a women in the video who does the sting
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 03, 2026 03:36 PM (0sNs1)
duh to the duh
yes he's underwhelming
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:37 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Archimedes
Are we talking about after the onset of puberty, or after its completion?
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:37 PM (77rzZ)
Showing an ID to vote is not draconian. Somehow TX has done this for years with no problems. They also ask me really harsh questions that will have you shrieking in agony like “is this still your residence?”
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 03:37 PM (O3dBq)
Ephebophile: post-pubescent but older, say 15-18
holy splitting hairs batman!
PEDOPHILIA
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a bullfrog at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM
You're not down with joy to you and me?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (0sNs1)
Ephebophile: post-pubescent but older, say 15-18
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)
Damn. I did not realize the terminology was that granular as to be detailed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Faggot spilling the tea to a female like a swishy faggot.
Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a bullfrog at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM
You're not down with joy to you and me?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (0sNs1)
Or the fishes in the deep blue sea?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:39 PM (MGB5H)
Byron York
@ByronYork
Feb 2
From the new Vogue profile of Gavin Newsom:
'Let’s get this out of the way: He is embarrassingly handsome, his hair seasoned with silver, at ease with his own eminence...lithe, ardent, energetic, a glimmer of optimism in his eye; Kennedy-esque. Add to that his stunning wife and four adorable kids, and the executive strut of a self-made millionaire.'
Posted by: m at February 03, 2026 03:39 PM (SSiCQ)
Posted by: kingsman at February 03, 2026 03:39 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 03:39 PM (gWBY1)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5d9792
How do you keep your kids from being completely entitled if you're that wealthy? I wonder if they managed that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (8Xy/A)
Puberty is the transformation process, usually occurring between ages 8–14, where a child’s body matures into an adult body capable of reproduction. Initiated by brain hormones (\(GnRH\)), it triggers physical changes like growth spurts, sexual organ development, acne, and body hair, typically finishing over 4–5 years
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 03, 2026 03:22 PM (V362x)
Yes. But do you know why the band is called Three Dog Night?
Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 03:35 PM (xRzA6)
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Especially the kind involving segregating our heads from the rest of our bodies.
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (OssjR)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (se8lQ)
He's Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken, as one of our side's best gays said. The hair and smile are as fake as his promises.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 03:41 PM (gWBY1)
http://tiny.cc/t2iy001
Posted by: bonhomme
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Bad at his job? And like the standard is a director that knowingly signed off on phony FICA warrants on penalty of perjury which will never be prosecuted? Because he was going after undermining the elected president by advancing some bullshit stories by the opposing political party?
What a shitbird if he can yawn at billions of dollars of tax money being scammed from the government in the name of "social responsibility".
Good to know he's "good at his job".
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:41 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5d9792
How do you keep your kids from being completely entitled if you're that wealthy? I wonder if they managed that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (8Xy/A)
Consider Trump’s kids. Where do they fit in?
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:41 PM (pDt9x)
Ephebophile: post-pubescent but older, say 15-18
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)
Damn. I did not realize the terminology was that granular as to be detailed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Is there a three dollar word for poon hound?
Asking for a driend.
Posted by: Bill at February 03, 2026 03:42 PM (i0Hi3)
Suddenly I want a properly grilled cheeseburger.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 03:42 PM (lsrsS)
Posted by: Oglebay
Because intentionally allowing communist revolutionaries to take over the U.S. and destroy it on purpose is the same as having a few lukewarm Republicans disappoint you on a few issues. OK.
Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2026 03:43 PM (se8lQ)
Yeah, elected Dems and the media are on the opposite side of an issue from their voters, which is really interesting.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 03:17 PM (jmEl7)
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As one of their former leaders famously said: it worked, didn't it?
Posted by: Decaf at February 03, 2026 03:43 PM (Z8jzG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 03:14 PM (BWnHZ)
Independence and Monmouth Oregon (combined Pop. of about 13,000 people at the time) offered to host the Winter Olympics in 1976 when there was a question about who would host the Olympics that year. This is in the Willamette Valley Oregon where we get maybe an inch of snow if we are lucky. The booster club actually sent in an offer to the IOC, which the IOC. Was. Required. To. Consider.
So they changed the application process
(Since they would have to make snow runs anyways using manufactured snow, the suggestion was that the Winter Olympics would be run in the Summer because the weather was nicer. Instead they used it as the theme for the 4th of July parade and celebration. It was glorious.)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 03:43 PM (rbvCR)
@TheKevinDalton
5h
Gavin Newsom: It’s just typical Trump, uh trying to, forgive me, it’s a French phrase ‘piss on the grasshoppers to hear them sing’.
The French: We have literally never said that
Posted by: m at February 03, 2026 03:43 PM (SSiCQ)
At both the state and the national level, Republicans refuse to represent the will of the people who voted for them.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 03, 2026 03:40 PM (wBaIH)
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I remember being so poor that I had to take a Greyhound bus going off to college because I couldn't afford to fly.
A blue blood future friend of mine (claimed that he roomed with JFK, Jr at Andover) who was dispatched to pick me up from the bus station by our football coach said but two words about the passengers disembarking:
"Ah ... America's finest!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (OssjR)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 03:42 PM (lsrsS)
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That's part of Jim Crow 2.0.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (krQz2)
The curse of Prosperity. As Tevye says in Fiddler on the Roof... "May the Lord smite me with [money]... And may I never recover!" I think we've all felt that. But it is an actual problem/blessing that does mess kids up.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (gWBY1)
Iti isn't for me. I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Republicans and it will still do no good in my state simply because I don't want odious Democrats to have control of Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (8Xy/A)
youtu.be/lG3KbhXPX3E
The first time I saw them in concert was in support of this album. Early 90s, at Wembley Arena.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 03, 2026 03:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
The Dave's Double from Wendy's is da bomb.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)
Trump's kids are better looking and he seems to have raised them with a good work ethic., probably because his father raised him that way
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:46 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: VHD at February 03, 2026 03:46 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:46 PM (pDt9x)
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Wouldn't it be nice if our elected representatives did what we darned well sent them to DC for, and what we darned well tell them we want? They do work on our behalf, right? Right? When did we lose our representation?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 03:47 PM (qBdHI)
So you're saying I should freeze the cheese and put it on a frozen patty, then hit the whole ensemble with an oxyacetylene torch?
Posted by: Chuck Schumer, 7-star chef at February 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 03, 2026 03:44 PM (X+xvk)
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Being a Texan, I can just go ahead and tell you that elected Republicans in this state are a special breed of retarded faggots who are as useless as tits on a boar hog. They spend the vast majority of their time trying to shiv one another in the back in order to climb the party hierarchy and get more power rather than doing anything vaguely conservative in what should be an immensely conservative state.
It's maddening.
Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2026 03:48 PM (3BwY8)
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Wouldn't it be nice if our elected representatives did what we darned well sent them to DC for, and what we darned well tell them we want? They do work on our behalf, right? Right? When did we lose our representation?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 03:47 PM (qBdHI)
When politics became a get rich quick scheme.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)
I'm going to vote. All up and down ticket. I'm going to read up on every school board official and judge.
Surrender nothing.to them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 03:48 PM (lsrsS)
Bill said for years his kids are *only* getting 10 million each. I'm curious if that helped ground them in reality at all. It's still a massive amount of money, but I can imagine that someone who grew up with a multi-multi billionaire father, it's a soberingly smaller amount than it could be.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 03:48 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:49 PM (8Xy/A)
When we accepted their malfeasance because sometimes they brought home some pork.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2026 03:49 PM (liTrP)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 03:49 PM (U4hpE)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 03, 2026 03:50 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:10 PM (77rzZ)
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"Cool Runnings" 'is one of my favorite movies.
I just heard somebody say someone's made a documentary about John Candy? Loved that guy ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 03:50 PM (TZcsC)
Maybe, but I don't feel sorry for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:51 PM (8Xy/A)
I just heard somebody say someone's made a documentary about John Candy? Loved that guy ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were
Ryan Reynolds made it. It's on prime. It's fantastic.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:51 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: pookysgirl should've seen that coming at February 03, 2026 03:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:52 PM (pDt9x)
So effin good.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:52 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 03:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 03:53 PM (77rzZ)
·
28m
🚨 INFURIATING: Leader John Thune is already BACKING DOWN on the SAVE Act, saying there are “implications” to triggering a “talking filibuster”
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Schumer can take a flying fu*k at a rolling donut.
That is all.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 03:52 PM
Did you use blaze orange balls on the snow?
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (jc0TO)
It's a very comfortable amount, and you could choose not to work, but in many parts of the country, that's upper middle class.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 03:52 PM (2WIwB)
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America's got talent.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Bigsmith at February 03, 2026 03:24 PM (1Au9i)
A Best Buy 4, on a good day...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (nbLIj)
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Make them talk.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (Hpgos)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (pDt9x)
So don't really ever feel disappointed for very long.
It's part of the life we have been called to deal with.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (DgMqy)
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:53 PM
Yeah, it might pass!
Posted by: John Thune at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Don Black at February 03, 2026 03:53 PM (ZxPkt)
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Ah, this is the delicate dance that is Failure Theater.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:41 PM (pDt9x)
I did look into that, wondering how they were all right and other celeb kids were so screwed up. A few things helped.
1: 2/3 of the moms were legal immigrants who loved this country, and probably never let their kids forget their blessings.
2: They had to earn privileges. Ivanka has told about how she wanted to go on a spacial ski trip and her dad made her pay for it. He wasn't just a free ATM all the time.
3: When they joined the family business, it wasn't cushy desk jobs at the beginning. They had to go to the construction sites, see the whole process, meet the workers. They don't have a contempt for the blue collar workers the way a lot of uniparty politicians do, and I think that's hugely why.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 03:55 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 03, 2026 03:55 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 03, 2026 03:55 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 03:56 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 03:54 PM (pDt9x)
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Joe Flaherty and Harold Ramis, also of the original SCTV cast. Ramis was the original head writer.
Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2026 03:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 03:51 PM (MGB5H)
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Thanks Bruce!
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