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Daily Tech News 31 January 2026

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  • The latest high-budget disaster is called Highguard. (Destructoid)

    Produced by Wildlight Entertainment, which is a private company so we don't have details of the financials, but they've had over a hundred experienced developers working on this game for four years in California. So somewhere north of $100 million.

    It's free-to-play. It reached nearly 100,000 players on its first day... Then lost 90% of them on its second day.

    Not because it is particularly buggy. Players have shown problems with being disconnected from the servers, but for the most part it seems technically competent. The problem is that it is completely uninspired.

    It got the top billing during the recent Game Awards (which had more viewers than the Super Bowl), with shameless promotion from the presenter. Everyone watching saw it as derivative slop and predicted it would fail, hard, and it was, and has.
    Highguard was in for a bloodbath, and I cannot believe that the devs didn't know that. With so much experience at AAA powerhouses like EA, I genuinely think they fully understood the implications of that TGA shenanigan, and cannot fathom why they never reacted.
    Toxic positivity.


  • Anna's Archive - a massive and not entirely licit online library - has been hit with a $13 trillion lawsuit by Spotify, Universal, Warner, and Sony Music. (MSN)

    "Hey, you can't steal the work of countless artists and not pay them a dime! That's our job!"


  • Tesla throws in the towel on car sales. (The Verge) (archive site)

    Of course, this is not true, but The Verge has abandoned any pretense at being a news site.


  • The $100 billion deal between Nvidia and OpenAI seems to have encountered choppy waters. (WSJ) (archive site)

    The plan, unveiled in September, was for Nvidia to invest $100 billion in OpenAI so that OpenAI could purchase $100 billion of Nvidia hardware.

    Now... Not so much.
    Nvidia Chief Executive Jensen Huang has privately emphasized to industry associates in recent months that the original $100 billion agreement was nonbinding and not finalized, people familiar with the matter said. He has also privately criticized what he has described as a lack of discipline in OpenAI's business approach and expressed concern about the competition it faces from the likes of Google and Anthropic, some of the people said.
    OpenAI has name recognition - it's the company behind ChatGPT - but its CEO is a snake oil salesman.


  • Researchers have discovered 175,000 publicly exposed Ollama servers worldwide. (Tech Radar)

    Ollama is an AI tool that you run on your own hardware, but can also talk to services like ChatGPT and Claude.

    Around half of those servers are configured not just to answer questions but to execute code... For anyone in the entire world.


  • AMD's Zen 6 CPU chiplet is slightly smaller than Zen 2. (WCCFTech)

    It has twelve cores and 48MB of L3 cache vs. 8 cores and 32MB of cache for Zen 2 (and 3, 4, and 5), but the move to the latest 2nm process means that it's about the same size as it always has been. Zen 2 on 7nm was 77mm2, and Zen 6 is 76mm2.

    If the promises for TSMC's N2P process node are borne out, this should be a major upgrade - not just 50% more cores, but cores running 30% faster at the same power requirements.


  • Nvidia has gone all-in on the video cards you don't want. (VideoCards)

    Reportedly - Nvidia hasn't announced this officially but it matches my own and everyone else's market observations - 75% of GPU supply from Nvidia will go to three models: The 5060, the 5060 Ti 8GB model, and the 5070.

    The high-end models and the 16GB 5060 Ti will have limited availability going forward, with the entry level 5050 not even rating a mention. And the 5090 already isn't available anywhere for less than 50% over MSRP.

    I bought an AMD 9060 XT 16GB fearing shortages and price increases, which haven't happened to that model, though the 9070 which was briefly available below MSRP no longer is.


Musical Interlude



I looked up Van Morrison just now fearing I'd missed an obituary at some point, and not only is he still around, he was recording anti-lockdown songs with Eric Clapton during the WuFlu.

Here's to you, Mr. Morrison.



Disclaimer: Don't make my brown-eyed girl blue.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 04:02 AM (bQ4nt)

2 w00t and way to go, olddog in mo

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 04:03 AM (SSiCQ)

3 *takes bow*

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 31, 2026 04:06 AM (bQ4nt)

4 Not feeling sympathetic towards the gaming industry at all these days. Very little in the way of anything new and worth playing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 31, 2026 04:10 AM (/HDaX)

5 The indie games field is thriving. The big studios on the other hand are dead and starting to smell funny.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 31, 2026 04:14 AM (BLOW1)

6 Any outfit what votes-in a union, deserves whatever they get-- especially if the business closes.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:20 AM (rdVOm)

7 Mornin'


The survey also found that 82% of US-based respondents support the unionization of game industry workers, with 5% opposed and 13% unsure.


Great. Won't stop the layoffs, but great!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 31, 2026 04:24 AM (Iz+f5)

8 My grandfather ran a sawmill. During the Depression, he kept it going and kept his small community going. And then his employees decided to unionize. Grandfather told them he couldn't pay any more than he was already, and that if they voted *for* it, he would have to close the mill.

They voted *for* it. He closed and sold his mill. And then they were ALL unemployed.

Good job, dudes! Told ya....

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:32 AM (rdVOm)

9 ate

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:33 AM (NC/it)

10 nien

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (NC/it)

11 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (Ia/+0)

12 OOfd

Gmornin all y'all

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:34 AM (NC/it)

13 Phone saying its 2 degrees

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

14 12* here. Dry tho.

Posted by: OkJohn at January 31, 2026 04:37 AM (NC/it)

15 Pixy, the bots are talking about all us non-bots.

https://xcancel.com/moltbook

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 04:43 AM (SSiCQ)

16 Bots. Talking about non-bots.

Digital masturbation.

UGH!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 04:48 AM (rdVOm)

17 Good to see you on the tech thread, JQ!

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 05:01 AM (SSiCQ)

18 Just like 1982, the interactive game business is fine. A significant portion of it needs to re-evaluate its business model and production methodology. Nintendo figured out how to make the console business functional and profitable while welcoming third party development.

That is ending now as changes to semiconductor economics have broken a critical part of the console business. There may be a period where no new consoles are launched. There may never be any new consoles in the traditional sense of a closed platform requiring its own code base. The game business will continue without pause for much of it.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 31, 2026 05:02 AM (/0z9K)

19 AI thinks Jake Tapper spreads state propaganda

https://tinyurl.com/bdz94mvv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 05:24 AM (w2BpZ)

20 I had to fall asleep again, no way a hour flew by

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 05:30 AM (Ia/+0)

21 Focused on God. Christian Devotional on Isaiah 26:1-5. Devotional is followed by a prayer and some insights :

https://tinyurl.com/48t9tjx6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:48 AM (j3j1r)

22 Lovely story about a caring dad helping his daughter out in icy conditions. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/yck8kdhm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:50 AM (j3j1r)

23 Baby's sweet reaction to his new prosthetic arm. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/bddemtc6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 05:57 AM (j3j1r)

24 Evening and morning, Saturday toilers and early early risers!

"Ollama" --? That sounds awfully like a certain viciously anti-American and jugeared public figure's name. Disturbing.

I glanced back over Ace's posts from last evening. People are actually paying over $2000 a *month* for rent in LA and other places??? Gee, they must be doing awfully well. I was taught as a young Aurelius that you should pay no more than 25% of your *take-home* pay for shelter. Of course, nowadays real-estate agents all tell you the rule of thumb is 33% or even more of your *gross* pay. Insane.

Anyway, I'm up, about to feed the furry thugs and then myself. What's up witchoo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

25 Good morning, JQ! And the same to Fenelon, Huck, Skip, m, and all of you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

26 >>>It got the top billing during the recent Game Awards (which had more viewers than the Super Bowl)

That would be "a Super Bowl without Tom Brady."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (SSiCQ)

27 Thought the ice story was nice but baby Liea looks happy with her new arm. Amazing they could do that

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (Ia/+0)

28 These were the responses to my prayer yesterday. "God, please show me something good of yourself today."

I was behind a car yesterday which said, "Driving with Jesus." I didn't know what that meant other than maybe one is trusting him with your safety, but I found reference on the web to Ignatian spirituality and here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/ezauer5r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:03 AM (Cjc4c)

29 Also, after that I had a lovely visit with our retired organist, Jessie, and her daughter and we all had communion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:05 AM (Cjc4c)

30 "Hey, you can't still the work of countless artists and not pay them a dime! That's our job!"

still --> steal

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:08 AM (SSiCQ)

31 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Don't step on my red suede shoes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 31, 2026 06:10 AM (OvMCw)

32 Movies! is showing one of the shorts with Laurel and Hardy. I'm afraid I don't quite get the fervor over them. Their comic timing is great, yes. But I think L & H must be one of those things you have to grow up with and enjoy as a kid, like the Three Stooges, to get it as an adult.

On the other hand, I liked the Stooges as a child, but can't get into them now on the MeTV reruns except to marvel at the neat 1930s-'40s-'50s clothes and then-current cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

33 >>>I looked up [celebrity] just now fearing I'd missed an obituary

I do this a lot. Probably to an unhealthy degree of "a lot."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:11 AM (SSiCQ)

34 Fen I saw a sticker on a car a few months ago like that

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

35 I posted this when I was up at 1:00 this morning, but for those that weren't or didn't see it here it is again. Teen survives and calls 911 after being attacked by alligator in Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/2s494y28

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (AphQx)

36 Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2026 06:12 AM (Ia/+0)

I've seen another one before, so I guess they are out there. Probably not the same person, though.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2026 06:14 AM (AphQx)

37 19 AI thinks Jake Tapper spreads state propaganda

https://tinyurl.com/bdz94mvv
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2026 05:24 AM (w2BpZ)

; )

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:18 AM (SSiCQ)

38 Van Morrison - Moondance (1970)

That's remarkably wonderful.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:26 AM (SSiCQ)

39
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2026 06:27 AM (tljrc)

40 >>>OpenAI ... its CEO is a snake oil salesman

Hmm. Who would that be? *taps forefinger on chin*

SAM ALTMAN

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:29 AM (SSiCQ)

41 So January is almost over, and 2026 is 1/12 done. As the guy said when he jumped off the thirty-story building and said at floor fifteen, "So far, so good --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)

42 I didn't know "Moondance" was that old. I thought it was from the early to mid-'70s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 31, 2026 06:31 AM (wzUl9)

43 So few movie theaters around now. Even the multiplex's are mostly gone. Our town has a multiplex/with only half of the theaters closed, down to 4. Imax is operating, but they need a new way of bringing the people. One theater serves food, don't know if its still open. Cheese burger and a movie?

Posted by: colin at January 31, 2026 06:31 AM (e8qy3)

44
Born:
Samuel Harris Altman
April 22, 1985 (age 40)
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2026 06:32 AM (SSiCQ)

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