A Midwinter's Night ONT

Hi everybody! Hope y'all survived the weather last week. Word is that there may be more this weekend, remember to be prepared!

Fido Friday: Mine!

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We used to be a proper country

The audacity of those people

How to float

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A farewell to arms

Had that for a while

Smells like chicken spirit

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Stay on topic

Happy dog

The Tik Tok effect

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Dandy Don

Wearing white

It's coming now!

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Dumbass Dick

Animals often display bright colors to indicate that they're toxic

Knitters

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Battle

OK, that's good

Thank God she's in recovery

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Out of context

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by 1973:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:59 PM

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1 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:00 PM (SRRAx)

2 Yay!

Posted by: IS Roth at January 30, 2026 10:00 PM (P4ghT)

3 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

4 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know thst Governor Lepetomane installed a new toll booth.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:03 PM (Hd1lH)

5 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
Posted by: gKWVE

I'll bet Gwen knows just how deep he is in the raping of the treasury and she doesn't want to go down with him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (qw6Uy)

6 Unexpectedly, the ONT. The Friday ONT no less.

*wild cheers & loud applause*

Posted by: mindful webworker - banging a pot with a wooden spoon at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (j02Vi)

7 Chicken spirit's lyrics still are more comprehensible than Cobain's

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:04 PM (gKWVE)

8 I love the "Pretend it's 1973" meme.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qw6Uy)

9 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:06 PM (lUFok)

10 As bad as the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know thst Governor Lepetomane installed a new toll booth."

Got dimes?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (XuXeR)

12 the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Some world class turds! Not classy folks like we got here in the ONT.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)

13 I hereby retract all my past calumnies directed at AI. It is, in fact, the greatest thing ever invented by man.

https://x.com/i/status/2017018768140943608

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (Riz8t)

14 "Knitters"

*stomps foot*

Hey, I already have the needles I need, thank you very much!

Posted by: pookysgirl has a shelf full of needles at January 30, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)

15 Ha!
Akting.
That's hilarious!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

16 As bad as the GOP can be, the democrat party is full of some real f*****g winners. Like real s**m of the earth types.

It's like they have entrance requirements. Those with symmetric features, more than half their teeth, or non-conical heads need not apply.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

17 > If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
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"Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (jtM2q)

18 Check out moltbook for AI agents talking to each other

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (gKWVE)

19 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

20 The Walzes are divorcing?

I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

21 NotSoThoreau will get the knitting joke. She has experience.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

22 How to float
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Be 29 with a beer belly

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (vSvIl)

23 I have questions about that midwife video.

The first one being, should I share it with my pregnant granddaughter?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (Hd1lH)

24 (no doubt there is already another ~~woman~~ boy in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.

FIFY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

25 Willowed:
Gwen Walz can't testify. Spousal immunity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Government can't force. She can volunteer.

Can Marital or Spousal Privileges Be Waived?
Privileges must be properly asserted. If they are not, the privilege may be waived (given up). For instance, in a criminal case, a spouse who wants to testify against the other can do so, and this testimony is a waiver of their spousal testimonial privilege. A spouse can also waive or lose the right to assert the privilege by failing to object to the other spouse's testimony when offered. Either spouse can generally waive their right to keep marital communications confidential by communicating the information to a third party.

https://tinyurl.com/3cah7xk5

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (qw6Uy)

26 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)
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Just yesterday I was assured that nothing is happening.

Is something happening?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (ZOv7s)

27 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)

For him or his soon to be ex?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (lUFok)

28 Another fine Friday ONT, thanks Wierd Dave.
Could have done without the trans dude or whatever, but hey, whatever.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (sl73Y)

29 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

His wife turned gay?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)

30 The Walzes are divorcing?

I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

If they're divorcing, who will Stephen Colbert get for the dancing tampons skits?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (S/Y4j)

31 Greetings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (CHHv1)

32 I have questions about that midwife video.

The first one being, should I share it with my pregnant granddaughter?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:13 PM (Hd1lH)
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My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

33 If the Walz's are divorcing, I wonder if Tim's manhandling their son on a national stage had something to do with it.
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"Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

34 rickb223

That refusal to waive spousal immunity has got to be worth another $10 million in the settlement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

35 For those who like a good roasting, here's Don Rickles as the target:

https://youtube.com/shorts/bYAgvJwqa3w

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)

36 Any company that sends me a rejection e-mail like that is going to get a GFY response.
Any company so offended by such basic, common sense questions, is an utter shithole deserving to be put out of business.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (qgnE0)

37 (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

"Woman"

Yep. Definitely a "woman."

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Hd1lH)

38 Teresa in Fort Worth,

Congratulation on your first.

I was reading the memes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

39 That refusal to waive spousal immunity has got to be worth another $10 million in the settlement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Since MN stole $9B, it has to be worth a couple of hundred million, unless it looks like she was in on it. Then she'll flip for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (qw6Uy)

40 > "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.
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The "man" part....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (jtM2q)

41 Oh, and.....

FIRST! (and 20th....)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (SRRAx)

42 noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

His wife turned gay?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)

When you sniff burning' tires
It kindles some ire!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

43 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (lUFok)

44 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

45 "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.

I dunno. It seems pretty apropos to me.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)
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Walz has been manhandled a lot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)

46 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

47 The one on his helmet isn't attached to a firearm.
Of course, it's more NVGs than a true flashlight. But the effect is the same - he can easily tell where the peanut butter is.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Cphwz)

48 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

When I swam, I had trouble floating. Now I float better since I have bodyfat.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (rbvCR)

49 Chicken spirit's lyrics still are more comprehensible than Cobain's

How do we know that sound came from those rubber chickens and just wasn't dubbed in with a sampler?

I'm trying to figure out where one can purchase a set of rubber chickens on the F natural minor diatonic scale.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:21 PM (a4flb)

50 I saw Chicken Spirit open for Alice In Chains at the Central Saloon in Seattle in 1989.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:21 PM (oT7pT)

51 FWIW - that isn't "floating"; that's treading water.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (SRRAx)

52 Thanks for that top meme. It reminds me that I should go check on the batteries in all my flashlights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

53 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

54 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (Hd1lH)

I always thought feet downward, arms out making the body at "T" shape. You'll sink to the top of your head. Just hold your breath, then push yourself up to breathe and hold. Repeat.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (uQesX)

55 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Iz+f5)

56 46 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

I didn't know he had any dirt on Hillary.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (Hd1lH)

57 His wife turned gay?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:14 PM (uQesX)
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By the gay, you mean the happy? Because the Paolo, he make her very happy.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (ZOv7s)

58 Archimedes

That video is absolutely hysterical.

Thanks. Sharing it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

59 I also enjoyed that dog video. Chihuahuas are devil dogs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)

60 I wish I was a bar of soap...

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (qgnE0)

61 My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Sort of like that Catholic family scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (a4flb)

62 Walz is retiring from his marriage to spend more time with his homosexual instincts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (JkO4W)

63 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
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Like Gloria Swanson's?

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:25 PM (ZOv7s)

64 I've predicted Walz suicide for the last 2 weeks going to be right soon.
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 30, 2026 10:20 PM (WV4GH)

I haven't heard about any potential Walz divorce. Where is this coming from?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:25 PM (uQesX)

65 Sort of like that Catholic family scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM (a4flb)
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That is the ideal. Drop one out and get started on another. Funny how that was looked on as a bad thing.

Then again, they were English and gay.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)

66 Use me like a loofa!

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (qgnE0)

67 "My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating."

Our first four popped very quickly. We did make it into L&D, barely. Our #2 popped just as the doctor was walking in the door.

Posted by: Nemo at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (4RPgu)

68 Scary Mary, I wasn't online last evening, but TRex shared the fantastic news! Congrats on paying off the mortgage, that is more than a reason to celebrate!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at January 30, 2026 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

69 Regarding former President Clinton, shouldn't he be dead by now? Every recent picture you see of him, he looks like he's at death's door.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

70 Good evening morons en bedankt wd

Baking soda expires? Hm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)

71 Begone, thou sexy sock!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)

72 And, thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (Cphwz)

73 I float just well enough to be facedown in a pool somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

Face down in a pool? Not face down in Veronica Lake?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (uQesX)

74 I haven't heard about any potential Walz divorce. Where is this coming from?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I saw it posted on Facebook. Maybe yeah, maybe no. But if the fraud is as big as they say, I can see it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (qw6Uy)

75 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)

76 I love the garage doors. I was born in the wrong era. I was meant to live in the atomic ranch era.

The Walz’s are divorcing? I am sorry to hear that. Gwen mad he is a political loser now?

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (OoFl2)

77 I saw it posted on Facebook. Maybe yeah, maybe no. But if the fraud is as big as they say, I can see it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (qw6Uy)

I checked my usual headlines sources and nothing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)

78 Before he leaves the governors mansion be sure to have forensics check his Econoline van in the garage, and see if any of the missing Boy Scouts left DNA behind

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (de18Y)

79 Security guard - Need any help?

Midwife - Get a garden hose ..

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (/lPRQ)

80 43 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January

Congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

81 Who wants to play naked Twister?

Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qgnE0)

82 Regarding former President Clinton, shouldn't he be dead by now? Every recent picture you see of him, he looks like he's at death's door.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
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When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)

83 I'll buy the baby oil of you put money on my book.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (qgnE0)

84 Armed teen shot and killed by cops after reaching for gun — as video shows victim moments before shooting
Goes to NY Post
https://trib.al/7H25Dcx

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (qw6Uy)

85 Who wants to play naked Twister?
Posted by: Don Lemons Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:29 PM (qgnE0)
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Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (ZOv7s)

86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

87 Thanks, Piper!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (lUFok)

88 What is with the "No Head" "No Brain" ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

89 1973 was a great year.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
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Agreed! I was born.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (ZOv7s)

90 San Franpsycho

You always hung out with the cool crowd. Well, except for being around Harris.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:33 PM (u82oZ)

91 When Mrs b was attempting to make my grandmother's spaghetti sauce she said "now I know why the italian woman always wore black, look at my clothes!" I asked her in what world did she think wearing light colors was a good idea. lol

White is right out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:34 PM (snZF9)

92 I checked my usual headlines sources and nothing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)
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Could be fake, could be Undernews. Find out tomorrow, I suspect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:34 PM (ZOv7s)

93 Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:31 PM (ZOv7s)

You can play Twister with girls?

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (BSxnY)

94 Back in the day, there were t-shirts joking about coed naked twister, but LeMon would be horrified by the icky girls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ewwwww. I'm not into fish.

You can say it's all pink inside, but I prefer it to be be brown, or green, IFYKWIM.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (qgnE0)

95 Labor stories: the husband of my wife's best friend left the room to look for the doctor, leaving my wife the only one in the room in position to catcher the baby as he made his grand entrance.

The doctor actually said, "What have we here?" when he eventually showed up.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (Hd1lH)

96 When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)

Naaa. It's the Clinton's. They'll outdo the Wellstone funeral first.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

97 The guy filming in the birth in the parking lot? Yeah, he was supposed to bring over the wheelchair.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (/gkdL)

98 That poor rottweiler...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (xcxpd)

99 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)

I don't know, it sounded like kurt cobain to me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:36 PM (snZF9)

100 Still only on Facebook:

According to a source close to the Walz family, allegedly, Gwen Walz is in the process of filing for DIVORCE from Tim Walz.

Allegedly, there are pictures of her leaving a local divorce attorney that are going to be leaked.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:37 PM (qw6Uy)

101 Who wants to get buck naked and wrestle?

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:37 PM (qgnE0)

102 Naaa. It's the Clinton's. They'll outdo the Wellstone funeral first.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)
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I don't think the Clintons have many fans at this point. Wellstone's funeral was used as a campaign event. Bill is a lot more problematic, and I don't think Hillary will be as enthusiastic to celebrate him at this late date.

Maybe a thing, but it will be forced and awkward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

103 Ok, everybody. Quarter Twenty here.
I did it. I went to see the Melania movie tonight.
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
Excellent videography, well paced and edited.
You get to hear Melania herself narrate large portions. She tells a lot of her story. She is very polished and articulate. And of course elegant. What surprised me the most is the score. The music choices were excellent and she sings along with a Michael Jackson song and even dances a little to YMCA.
I don't know when or where it will be available again, but I strongly recommend it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)

104 I have a very bias dislike for Chihuahuas. I've always considered them closer to rodents than dogs. But, that video changed my mind...a little.

Perhaps they are closer to Somalis than rats.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (dIske)

105 Oh dear lord, even i knew what a pick-6 was.

Posted by: Gwen at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (KAi1n)

106 Gwen Walz can't testify. Spousal immunity.

Under federal law, there are two marital privileges
1. Testimonial privilege (privilege of witness-spouse)
2. Communication privilege (either spouse can assert)

So if Gwen saw Tim putting bribe money in a bag with a dollar sign on it, or saw a thank you note from a somali day-care owner, she can testify to that if she chooses.

Without Tim's permission, she can't testify "Tim told me he was getting millions of dollars in kickbacks from the somalis" unless that privilege was broken by having a third party present.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (D0HYP)

107 When he croaks, all manner of crap is going to come out. "Private family service" because a state funeral would be a total shitshow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:30 PM (ZOv7s)

I dunno. Can Hillary charge a speaking fee for giving the eulogy?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (BSxnY)

108 Cute chick having the coffee and smoke.
But that ring looks like it was made for King Kong.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (/lPRQ)

109 Would never have crossed my mind to go see it, but my female supervisor dragged me to the "Melania" movie this afternoon - and it was very good.

Pretty much straight documentary/behind-the-scenes of the 10 days prior to the 2025 inauguration. Melania narrates.

Funniest part (there are several) - Trump's talking to Melania on the phone the day of congressional certification of the election. Classic Trump (paraphrasing, we all know the script) "it's one of the biggest victories ever, we won every swing state, we won the popular vote by millions, nobody's seen anything like it!". Melania doesn't roll her eyes but her voice/words say it all - "hey great, yes, I'll see it on the news" "OK".

Hope somehow lots of non-Trump-deranged people see it. Especially women. I almost feel sorry for the TDS people, and sort of sick about the country (the "elite" pop culture/media/etc) treating Melania so poorly. A decent, good-hearted, and of course blazingly glamorous beautiful FLOTUS. Most beautiful ever, really! Nobody like her before!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (U/Byj)

110 rickb223

Bing search links deny a divorce is in the offing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

111 My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:15 PM (ZOv7s)

My mother would be jealous of your wife. 36 hours with me. They actually brought in a priest. My brother was a c section. Mom said she wasn't going through that shit again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (snZF9)

112 Gwen and I have a love in common.
BBC.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (qgnE0)

113 RIP Catherine O'Hara, a genuinely talented and funny lady.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)

114 If that birth video was AI, it was good AI. Who was doing the camera work??

My wife would be insanely jealous. Labor on the youngest was like 20 hours. Having a kid pop out like that seems like cheating.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Don't tell the Mrs about our experience, then.

Our taxi was roaring down Lake Shore Drive to the hospital, MiladyJo's sister, a nurse, in the front seat, threatening to hop in the back and hold the severely expecting mother's knees together.

The cabbie had radioed our imminent arrival, but what got through was that she'd already given birth, and so at the entrance was a large crowd of anxious doctors and nurses.

I barely had time to put on some scrubs and rush to the delivery room. Time from arrival at the hospital until Son the First was born, ten minutes. Time from first son's birth to when Son the Second was born, ten more minutes. That was a wild whirlwind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - banging a pot with a wooden spoon at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (j02Vi)

115 Tim and I have a love in common....

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (qgnE0)

116 88 What is with the "No Head" "No Brain" ?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)

Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Hd1lH)

117 101 Who wants to get buck naked and wrestle?
Posted by: Don Lemon

The new series The Beauty has that scene.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

118 my female supervisor dragged me to the "Melania" movie this afternoon - and it was very good.

How can that be? I was told two weeks ago that it had already tanked!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (EXyHK)

119 "Walz" and "manhandling" just doesn't seem right.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I thought he looked more like a pedo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

120 With that coffee and cigarette, she could have had two eggs, toast, butter, and jelly for another fifty seven cents. -- Gossage Grill, Chicago 1973.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (SiYcf)

121 Bing search links deny a divorce is in the offing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
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Bill Gates' company says what?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (ZOv7s)

122 we lost O'Hara, but at least we still have her husband in that movie... Jeffery Jones

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (gKWVE)

123 Poor Gwen will have to wax ecstatic over the scent of burning buildings all by herself now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 10:43 PM (JkO4W)

124 The Durbin thing with the AI photoshop really was incredible.

Kind of a perfect example of the utter degradation of Dem voters and electeds, and of the "press" and other things they rely on.

Hilarious, in a dark way. It's as crude as defense ministry fulminations from Iran or North Korea, and just as ridiculous.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 30, 2026 10:44 PM (U/Byj)

125 Mrs Walz is not a stand by your man type. You know, like Hillary is.

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 10:45 PM (E7+ue)

126
Maybe a thing, but it will be forced and awkward.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

*adds popcorn to shopping list *

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:45 PM (2WIwB)

127 Knitters

With a hard "r"? And so close to Black History Month?

Posted by: Shame upon you! at January 30, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

128 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)

129 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Behind the times partner. That was so 1969.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (uaYsl)

130 My favorite bird?
.
.
.
The swallow.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qgnE0)

131 I thought he looked more like a pedo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
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One of my friends (also a retired senior NCO) was chatting with me about Walz and we agreed that he was a classic apple-polishing brown-noser. "Yes, sir, very good sir!" type, always buttering up his boss, and so he got to E8 and almost made E9, but for the prospect of actually deploying, which should have been the culmination of his career.

Given his age and generation, that should have been a huge thing for him. I know guys that retired because they did NOT deploy. But no, he dodged it, and then lied about going, which shows what a scumbag he really was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (ZOv7s)

132 127 Knitters

With a hard "r"? And so close to Black History Month?
Posted by: Shame upon you! at January 30, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

133 Bill Gates' company says what?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Why do you think he made a big deal about leaving e'rrything to his 'charities?'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (mlg/3)

134 That psycho interview email is apparently par for the course nowadays. It's insane in corpoland and you just can't win for losing if you're a job applicant.

Posted by: You shouldn't care about the pay! at January 30, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

135 1973 was the first year I sported my afro. I was very much a cultural appropriator.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:49 PM (uaYsl)

136 Our #2 popped just as the doctor was walking in the door.
Posted by: Nemo

Heh, before the aforementioned twin boys…

Our first, a daughter, was born at home. The midwife thought she had time to take a nap on the couch. Ha. No. I had to do the catching. The doctor had trouble finding a parking space, and arrived in time to cut the cord, shake my hand, and leave. That was unforgettable.

Posted by: mindful webworker - women are amazing at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (j02Vi)

137 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)

Mini skirts
Muscle cars
Bell bottoms
Bitchin' music
The best times!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (2WIwB)

138 132 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

If you knit yourself some mittens, they could be your warm, dead hands.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (Hd1lH)

139 For most soldiers, deploying as an E9 would be a dream come true. The ultimate test, the ultimate reward for a full career, and the scumbag bolted and then lied about his terminal rank.

Tells you all you need to know. He was never going to stand up to Trump, or anything else.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (ZOv7s)

140 I miss drinking coffee and having a cigarette in the morning. I haven't done so in 20 years, but it was a wonderful moment in my day, before the boy appeared.

And as for labor, I had the birth mom do that part. I picked him up six months later, so that went well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (I40wl)

141 Willowed from the previous thread:

If Gwen Walz goes through with a divorce then she can be compelled to testify against her former husband.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (H6cKs)

142 She looks more like 57 than 73.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:52 PM (rarFa)

143 Floating- lean back and spread your arms. Doesn't use much energy. Best used in calm waters.
Posted by: tankdemon

Also might work when getting swept downstream in the rapids.
Or not.
Either way you are on your own.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

144 If you knit yourself some mittens, they could be your warm, dead hands.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:50 PM (Hd1lH)

Honey, I knit everything.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:53 PM (I40wl)

145 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Knitter, please.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:54 PM (mlg/3)

146 Knitter, please.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:54 PM (mlg/3)

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (I40wl)

147 75 For all the musicians who were agitated about improperly tuned instruments last night, are the rubber chickens in tune? If not, why not?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 30, 2026 10:27 PM (BSxnY)

The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (Sy6m/)

148 Giving birth, standing in the parking lot, then walking away with the baby in her arms?! Is the mother from the planet Krypton?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:57 PM (H6cKs)

149 I guess that baby delivery was real, as so easy. Waited for cops to faint.

I was 10 days late with #1 and he's never been on time his entire life (except for work, which is good). Please keep in mind that frat boys mooed at me a few weeks prior and I was gigantic from the side (from the back you couldn't tell). Mother got tears in her eyes when I picked her up at the airport. Nurses thought I was having twins,to alarm us (pre-ultrasounds).

I finally go into labor. I walk miles to get things going. Finally the pain was pretty bad 12hrs later and we go to L&D to be sent home again as I had not progressed. Hours later I say take me, I have had enough. Doc tries everything, breaking water, pitocin. It was not going to happen because he had a giant head that would not fit. 22hrs later he tells me I need to be "thinking" c-section and I am fine with this! But not emergent as they made me wait 5 more hours.

Have epidural and almost pass out due to dehydration. Husband almost passes out because I do, so I tell the nurses to make him drink a Coke (because I think Coke's are magic cures).Giant son is finally born and healthy at 10 lbs and large head. #2 son was a planned section.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 10:58 PM (WONhk)

150 I thought the rubber chicken rendition of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was close enough!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (H6cKs)

151 The "cute chick with the cigarette" is Lauren Bacall (1946).

Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (2L+MU)

152 The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 10:55 PM (Sy6m/)
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I recognized it, but it wasn't great.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (ZOv7s)

153 RIP Catherine O'Hara, a genuinely talented and funny lady.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2026 10:40 PM (CHHv1)

Yeah, thats a shame. I can't believe she was only in her mid 30's when she was in home alone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 11:00 PM (snZF9)

154 148 Giving birth, standing in the parking lot, then walking away with the baby in her arms?! Is the mother from the planet Krypton?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 30, 2026 10:57 PM (H6cKs)

__________________________

Let's see....hmmmm.....tough one....move about six feet and be standing over grass. Orrrrr.....deliver a newborn over the concrete.

We'll go with the concrete. It will be a nice ice breaker when he's older. When someone asks, "What's wrong with you? Did you hit your head when you were little?"

"Why yes. Yes I did."

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 11:02 PM (dIske)

155 The "cute chick with the cigarette" is Lauren Bacall (1946).
Posted by: Paco at January 30, 2026 10:59 PM (2L+MU)
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"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)

156 Go Seahawks!

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:03 PM (qgnE0)

157
Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)

158 Behind the times partner. That was so 1969.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 10:47 PM (uaYsl)
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Absolutely I am a Late Adopter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

159 59 I also enjoyed that dog video. Chihuahuas are devil dogs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2026 10:24 PM

Hold my waterbowl.

Posted by: Schipperke at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (7OVtU)

160 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

What was his name?

Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)

161 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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She's about to see a major downgrade in her status. No longer governor's wife, or potential Veep wife. Just nobody with a shit ton of feds sniffing around her stupid loser husband.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (ZOv7s)

162 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Uh oh I have a 5 Guilder note in my nightstand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

163 What was his name?
Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)
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I think you know.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

164 Gettin' late. Time to crash.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 11:08 PM (ZOv7s)

165 🚨BREAKING!!! Grok AI reports🚨

The Walzes are getting divorced.
The Vances are getting divorced.
J.D. will marry the former Mrs Tim and have himself a white, blond wife just in time for the next Presidential election. That's the plan, anyway.

Usha keeps the little ones.

(Do burning tires smell better than curry?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - news you can refuse at January 30, 2026 11:09 PM (j02Vi)

166 In nursing school I wrote home that I was never having children during my OB rotation and for part of pediatrics. I would have false labor pains with some mothers. A lot of screaming (when I was in labor I did not do more than a moan and sent my husband to the waiting room to tell mother that the screams are not from me).

One lady was having her 8th, my first shift in L&D as a student, and kept telling the nurses she thought she was ready. They said nah. She asked me to look and wowzers it did not look normal and I got the nurses. They delivered the baby and it was the best delivery of all. The doc walked in to cut the cord and, no doubt, charged her for his part.

Our grandchildren were born this easy, too. The OB, figuring DIL was having her first, went to lunch. My son and a nurse delivered their boy to her surprise.

Some make it look easy for the rest of us. I didn't care how they came out as long as they were healthy, and they were. I'm also sort of glad they were c-section to spare my husband trauma.

I LOVE the Minneapolis map up there! Haven't seen any video in a few days of crazy women with whistles. Is it calm now? Will Walz now declare his love for Don Renaldo Lemon?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:10 PM (WONhk)

167

SCTV Lola Heatherton in Concert with Catherine O'Hara

https://youtu.be/dDU5l4ewaRc

Posted by: Booji Boy at January 30, 2026 11:12 PM (olveY)

168
An interesting astronomical discovery. Exoplanets galore have been discovered. But exomoons, moons orbiting planets haven't been confirmed yet (much harder to detect) but they have a few candidates. Another big one was announced today.

There's a system about 130 ly away. Very young F5 star. There's a 28 Jupiter mass planet orbiting it, about 10 AU. It's probably more of a brown dwarf than a gas giant. Anyway, they detected quite a wobble to its orbit, and it likely (but not confirmed) has a moon orbiting it.

If you can call it a moon. The moon itself would be about 40% the mass of Jupiter, and orbiting the thing at about 1/5 of AU at a high 60 degree inclined orbit.

That's a wild discovery.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

169 Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.
Posted by: tankdemon

Thanks.
Did not recognize that was about Pretti.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 11:13 PM (/lPRQ)

170 Former President Clinton commented yesterday that he had never been more concerned about government overreach than he is today.

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"Bye, Bye, Miss American Lie
Drove Vince Foster to death's roster
But Ron Brown dared to fly

Them girls and boys
Were killed by your FBI
Screamin' "This'll be the day that we die ...
This'll be a village you fry."

lyrics.com/sublyric/192755/
Don+McLean/American+Lie

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:14 PM (0Eh0f)

171 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:14 PM (bss/y)

172 RE: the woman giving birth in a parking lot while standing up -

Husband, oblivious says "Walk it off!"

Annnnnnnd, she does.

Wow. One more instructive lesson from the 'Never **** with women' chapter.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2026 11:16 PM (cYBz/)

173 I met Catherine O'Hara once in a bakery in NYC. Very nice lady and she appreciated me not acting like a loon with her. We exchanged hellos and smiles and I did not stalk her back to her apt.

We all had our coffee and brunch in the booth.

My husband had no idea who he was sitting next to. I had to tell him after we left. He misses details like this.

I also don't make a big deal about famous people, as they have lives, too, and with me also being famous I totally understand.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:16 PM (WONhk)

174 Well, the Waco people were not people- they were rabid religious sex nuts. Kids too. They deserved to fucking die in a fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)

175 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.

She was shocked that selfish creep was acting like a selfish creep?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (lUFok)

176 Since every planet in this system from 1 AU out has either a moon-system (Jupiter) or at least a shitload of captured iceballs (Neptune), it is impossible that no exoplanet has moons too.
On the other hand, the best candidates for habitable-zone exoplanets tend to be around red dwarfs which HZ is much much less than 1 AU.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:19 PM (gKWVE)

177 165 🚨BREAKING!!! Grok AI reports🚨

The Walzes are getting divorced.
The Vances are getting divorced.
J.D. will marry the former Mrs Tim and have himself a white, blond wife just in time for the next Presidential election. That's the plan, anyway.

Usha keeps the little ones.

(Do burning tires smell better than curry?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - news you can refuse at January 30, 2026 11:09 PM (j02Vi)

I think it's time we trained these AIs on repeated viewings of Old Yeller. Go crazy, see what happens.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 30, 2026 11:19 PM (w/O5Q)

178 Incidentally, I think we're starting to get a clearer idea of why, ever since last year's inauguration, nearly the entire professional Left has been willing to go to the mat to keep even a single illegal alien from being deported -- not even the felons, not even the DVers and gangsters and killers and molesters. All of us who thought it meant there must be something we didn't know that made illegals vitally important to the Democrat party, congrats. My intuition is that there's still some more pieces of the puzzle yet to come out, but it's already a doozy.

Corollary: This implies that John Fetterman's deal is that he is simply an old-fashioned liberal, a dumb bleeding heart but an honest one, not in on any of the grifts that would incentivize protecting illegal aliens.

Corollary: Almost all other Democrats (and some Republicans) are that corrupt.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:20 PM (Sy6m/)

179 anyway publius, go look up HD 137010

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (gKWVE)

180
According to the Daily Mail, Catherine O'Hara had Sinus Inversus syndrome, where the organs are mirror imaged. Heart would be on the right side, stomach and colon layout reversed. That can cause problems sometimes, and sometimes no problems at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

181 I don't think that baby delivery was real. Baby is too clean and I can't figure out the woman's shorts deal. Plus no stuff coming out onto the street, as it is typically messy.

Altho I have heard of women popping them out in fields and stuff. And one very petite girl I barely knew had one in her kitchen, which I personally did not think was a great idea. Whatever!

I might have looked like I had birthin' hips but anyone who thought this was wrong. Or maybe I could have had a normal sized baby with a normal head. I will never know.My husband's head requires larger than normal hats, so I blame him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 11:21 PM (WONhk)

182 163 What was his name?
Posted by: Don Lemon's Shit Eating Grin at January 30, 2026 11:06 PM (qgnE0)
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I think you know.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Huh. I did not think Paolo swung that way. And for Tim Walz?

To each his own, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

183 That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius,

Turns out it was 4 pounds of old ditch weed. Yuck

Posted by: Gwen at January 30, 2026 11:25 PM (KAi1n)

184 162 Part of the Walz divorce rumors is that Gwen discovered he was hiding assets from her. That he had some stash squirreled away that he wasn't telling her about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
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Sounds right. They seemed like a mated pair but with all the money fraud, grift info coming out she's says, show me the money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:28 PM (rarFa)

185 Evening, Weird Dave, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)

186 >> go look up HD 137010

I hadn't seen that, yet. Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period. But K type star, so on the very edge of the HZ. Could be very cold, but could be warm with the right atmosphere.

Damn that's interesting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)

187 I noticed he has lost some weight lately; perhaps the reason he isn't running for office is because of the divorce (no doubt there is already another woman in the picture)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 30, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

So Gwen has a sidepiece. What about Tim?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:34 PM (8zz6B)

188 132 You will pull my knitting from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 10:48 PM (I40wl)

Knitta, please!

Posted by: I semi-denounce myself at January 30, 2026 11:37 PM (TbWk/)

189 Something fun today. Offer accepted, I'll be moving if the home inspection doesn't throw any red flags. Downside, lots of stuff to sign.

No, I'm not posting the address or MLS#.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 10:19 PM (lUFok)

But still in the High Arctic of AZ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:37 PM (8zz6B)

190 That was always insane about job interviews.. the only acceptable behavior was to act out this farce about how you are independently wealthy, have absolutely nothing to do all week, but you have always had this compelling need to get up early everyday and do boring office work for an uninteresting company and don't really care about pay. Ties in with the manager that will posture about how dedicated he is, and truly believes that this is the greatest company in the world every day until he suddenly leaves cause another place will pay him a dollar more per hour

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 30, 2026 11:39 PM (3/XaG)

191 Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:17 PM (bss/y)
Cranking out meth too if you buy into all the lies.
I hope you die in a f'ing fire.

Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

192 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (gKWVE)

193 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

194 Durbin actually presented an enlarged version of that AI generated picture that shows a headless ICE agent involved in Pretti's death. The meme is poi ting out the AI mistake and commenting that only a brainless coozergibbit would present such a thing during a speech on the Senate floor.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Hd1lH)

Does that pic not show a gun in Pretti's right hand?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)

195 I hope you die in a f'ing fire.
Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

192 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (gKWVE)

Well sarcasm I'd think would fit better.

Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

196 But still in the High Arctic of AZ?

Yep. Needing oven mitts to open a car door gets old.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (lUFok)

197 The person who got the rejection letter should thank his lucky stars. It's obvious that the company runs a sweatshop populated with low cost H1Bs that can't quit. He'd probably be expected to fix their errors on unpaid overtime.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (36QIT)

198 Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:43 PM (7ujVx)

I am pretty sure Aetius was attempting irony.
Posted by: gKWVE

I am thinking it was sarcasm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)

199 coozergibbet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:48 PM (bss/y)

200 128 86 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

White leather gogo boots.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Tube tops.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:49 PM (NFX2v)

201 Don't you think?

Posted by: Alanis at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (gKWVE)

202 My apologies.

Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (7ujVx)

203
take my money

https://tinyurl.com/yede4m88

Posted by: Miklos needs this at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (AP7fj)

204 202 My apologies.
Posted by: Reforger at January 30, 2026 11:50 PM (7ujVx)

No need. I thought about putting a sarc tag but decided against it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)

205 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)
======

I bet the high-volume 'dying rabbit screams' recording was her favorite cut.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (rj6Yv)

206 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

Or "Yoko Ono has the voice of an angel; soft, sweet, and clear."

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:55 PM (S/Y4j)

207 203
take my money

https://tinyurl.com/yede4m88
----

Yeah, like you're going to get a 'clean' shot.

Posted by: clarence at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (6L3LN)

208 No need. I thought about putting a sarc tag but decided against it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (bss/y)
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I only use a sarc tag when I see a lot of new nics in the comments. For the hard stuff using an appropriate nic is usually the ticket.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (rj6Yv)

209 Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rightful Governor Stacey Abrams at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (AP7fj)

210 I bet the high-volume 'dying rabbit screams' recording was her favorite cut.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:53 PM (rj6Yv)

Hmmm. My guess is she does not really enjoy music. But if she had to answer, she'd say some bullshit like Jazz.

I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

211 206 Like 'Hillary Clinton was the warmest, kindest, gentlest and darn it Sexy human being to ever inhabit the White House.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (bss/y)

Or "Yoko Ono has the voice of an angel; soft, sweet, and clear."
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:55 PM (S/Y4j)

'Bill Clinton has the discipline and resolve of Job in his ability to resist temptation.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:57 PM (bss/y)

212 Earth sized, and earth-like orbit, 355 day period.

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Rightful Governor Stacey Abrams at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (AP7fj)

I thought it was Jumbo Pritzker of Illinois.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S/Y4j)

213 193 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

214 I only use a sarc tag when I see a lot of new nics in the comments. For the hard stuff using an appropriate nic is usually the ticket.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (rj6Yv)

Yeah, Janet Reno would have been perfect for the context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

215 *tips hat to both Reforger and Aetius*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (uaYsl)

216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

217 216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

What was it about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y)

218 Yeah, like you're going to get a 'clean' shot.
Posted by: clarence at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (6L3LN)

A hockey stick is the appropriate implement for that job. Practice your slapshot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:02 AM (8zz6B)

219
Snow bands forming on the radar, but won't be here for a while. Band whipping through western NC and down into NE Georgia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (w6EFb)

220 But still in the High Arctic of AZ?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I hear a lot of old folks move to Assisted Living and sell their AZ igloos for cheap

Posted by: Miklos hears a lot of things at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (AP7fj)

221 FWIW - that isn't "floating"; that's treading water.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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That's the "eggbeater", beloved of synchronized swimmers and water polo players.
(Knowledge courtesy of #1 daughter, sync swimmer and water polo letterer).
When I was in high school, swimming was a PE requirement. I lived in a working class/poor area, and swimsuits were a luxury item that many families couldn't afford, so the school, much like how they provided uniforms, cleats and pads for the football team, provided swimsuits... for the girls. Because, uhhh, girls. The boys got their semester of swim lessons au naturel. Which is why I learned to float on my back to the shouts of the coach, "Periscopes up!"

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (36QIT)

222 Anyone seen Nightwatch around lately? Last comments I remember were right before he took off for a vacation in Hawaii.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (uaYsl)

223 Yeah, Janet Reno would have been perfect for the context.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)
=====

Yeah. And I was just thinking a few minutes ago that DJT and Slick both picked Florida AGs for the AG of the US spot.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2026 12:03 AM (rj6Yv)

224 "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

"Way down upon Somali River".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)

225 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

226 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

227 Band whipping through western NC and down into NE Georgia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I hummed along to that in a Gladys Knight voice

Posted by: Miklos wanted to be a Pip at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (AP7fj)

228 225 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

Actually... that's a perfect analogy.

Or Arrested Development. That's another one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (bss/y)

229 216 For shitz & gigglz i found a ZH article with no jew-hate comments.
Posted by: Dark L
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Liar! 😘

Posted by: clarence at January 31, 2026 12:07 AM (6L3LN)

230 I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

Can't disagree there. I never could understand it. I have some guitars and amps suited for it and yet I never felt the need to even explore it. Some of it is ok, but it does sound like one long jam session of wandering around the fingerboard aimlessly. Its not an easy music to play, because there is technique involved, but damn...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)

231 The Seinfeld of music?
Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

Actually... that's a perfect analogy.

Or Arrested Development. That's another one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2026 12:05 AM (bss/y)

Not all jazz is aimless and unstructured. Big band music usually had formally written arrangements. since it was dance music, first and foremost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)

232 What was it about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

How fake our space program is. Not a single "tiny hat" reference.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

233 For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Bananas and Rice a Minneapolis Metal Anthem
tiny.cc/eocy001

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 31, 2026 12:10 AM (uaYsl)

234 Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The Seinfeld of music?

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (KAi1n)

More like the kamala harris of music.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

235 Jazz riffs in a classical format works pretty well. Gershwin won fame and glory doing that. Duke Ellington was superb mixing styles, "Take the A Train", for instance.

Standard jazz pieces ... eh. The only one that I've listened to repeatedly is "Take Five". Aficionados roll their eyes. I don't care.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (rj6Yv)

236 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

237
Breaking!

18m

Minnesota governor Tim Walz resigns, announces he will dye his hair neon green and pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a K-Pop Semen Hunter

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 31, 2026 12:13 AM (T5zdn)

238

Posted by: Philip Glass, musical type at January 31, 2026 12:14 AM (AP7fj)

239 Minnesota governor Tim Walz resigns, announces he will dye his hair neon green and pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a K-Pop Semen Hunter
Posted by: As Not Seen On TV

Here, take the money

Posted by: Netflix at January 31, 2026 12:15 AM (AP7fj)

240 I think Jazz is the most overrated and yet claimed music of all fucking time. Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling. It's great music to have drinks and conversation to it precisely BECAUSE it is meaningless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Some.people just got no taste. (I thought that sounded more a propos than "Phillistine!")
Listen to Coltrane playing Giant Steps and tell.me that it's going nowhere, and played by an unskilled talentless hack.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:15 AM (36QIT)

241 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

242 Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

Tiptoe through the Tulips, by Tiny Tim. It might draw out some of the crazies along with the illegals.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:18 AM (S/Y4j)

243 Does that pic not show a gun in Pretti's right hand?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)

It’s AI: it shows whatever the prompt told it to show.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:20 AM (H6cKs)

244 "Well, the Waco people were not people"

They were not treated like people. They were treated like so much garbage. A problem to get rid of.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2026 12:21 AM (E7+ue)

245
We're probably going to break the daily lowest high record tomorrow. It's pretty high, 31F compared to most Jan. days for some reason.

Also, I noted that the 30th was the day the all-time low was set for GSP, -6F back in 1966.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

246 It’s AI: it shows whatever the prompt told it to show.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:20 AM (H6cKs)

But that goes against the narrative. Libs are convinced that Pretti was shot multiple times after handing over his weapon to the officers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:24 AM (8zz6B)

247
Hmmpph, snowfall record for the 31st is just 1", too. We'll likely break that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)

248 Take 5 is 5 minutes too long.

Posted by: Dark L at January 31, 2026 12:25 AM (KAi1n)

249 > We used to be a proper country

In most places Karen from the HOA will fine you if you paint anything a non-approved color.

Something really has to be done about those kangaroo courts. Your neighbors shouldn't be allowed to issue new directives without an actual, you know, law, even if the HOA contract says they can change the rules.

"Against public policy" is, I believe, the legal term.

One of my favorite parts of Tulsa King is where Doofus from the HOA finds out who Dwight "The General" Manfredi really is and starts tripping over himself rescinding the fines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:25 AM (IG3/x)

250 Keeping an eye on the Duke Energy outage map. It does not look awful at this point. Praying my folks don't lose power.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:27 AM (lpTXP)

251 1973 was a great year. I had a leather vest with fringes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Summer of '73 or '74, the wife and I are shopping in a supermarket in San Mateo. Two girls come down the aisle toward us, yacking away. One was wearing a suede vest with fringes. After they passed, my wife noted that neither of them were wearing a bra. I said, "The girl.with the vest isn't wearing a shirt, either, but she's not cold."
She (my wife) hit me.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:27 AM (36QIT)

252 Music has a beginning, middle and an end. Jazz is often endless noodling.

- - - - - -

Nah, you want jazz funk and swamp funk (e.g. Galactic)
There is no such thing as "one size fits all" jazz...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (T5zdn)

253 Regard the Melania film…Roger Ebert began his review with “Slovenian prostitute becomes First Lady.” There’s things I could say about Ebert but I won’t.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (P4/RL)

254 Mama, I'm Coming Home, Ozzy Osbourne.

Or Genocide by Judas Priest.

One of those.

Not saying I approve of the latter (I don't) but that's where things are gonna wind up if something doesn't change, big time. And note that I'm not specifying which group gets genocided.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (IG3/x)

255 I like “Take Five”. I have listened to the album Time Out many times. Chacun à son gout.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (H6cKs)

256 Is Roger Ebert reviewing movies from the beyond? I rhought he and Siskel were both mort.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (lpTXP)

257 Is Roger Ebert reviewing movies from the beyond? I rhought he and Siskel were both mort.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:30 AM (lpTXP)

He died in 2013.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:31 AM (8zz6B)

258 > 253 Regard the Melania film…Roger Ebert began his review with “Slovenian prostitute becomes First Lady.” There’s things I could say about Ebert but I won’t.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2026 12:28 AM (P4/RL)

??? Roger Ebert's been dead since 2013.

Is someone else writing reviews under his name, like the way that Dear Abby is writing from the grave?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2026 12:32 AM (IG3/x)

259 I wonder if my part of south Georgia will really get all that wintry weather they keep promising. One thing is for sure, almost no one around here knows how to drive on icy roads.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 31, 2026 12:32 AM (H6cKs)

260 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (0nHVk)

261 >> Praying my folks don't lose power.

Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

262 Roger Ebert had good taste in cars, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (8zz6B)

263 The chickens did not match my memory of the notes that Cobain sang, and it annoyed me enough that I stopped the video despite being amused by the premise.
Posted by: SciVo
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I always thought that Cobain sang like he was choking' the chicken.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 31, 2026 12:34 AM (36QIT)

264 Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

Biggest danger to power lines will be some dillweed spinning out in a big truck, and knocking down a pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:35 AM (8zz6B)

265 It's too bad that Tom Homan hasn't found the Pied Piper of Illegals. Imagine a guy in 13th century forest garb, strolling through Minneapolis playing a flute (recorder), and illegals following him, entranced by his music.

For some reason, I see him playing Coming Home, by Cinderella.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 30, 2026 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

"Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver, and Country Roads is the name painted on all the planes at the airport that he leads them to.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Sy6m/)

Maybe "Kickstart my Heart," by Motley Crue - especially the line "Skydive naked from an aeroplane".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 31, 2026 12:04 AM (S/Y4j)

Or Run Like Hell by Pink Floyd. It would also be a nut punch to the miserable cvnt Roger Waters.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:12 AM (lpTXP)

Sign of the Hammer from Manowar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:16 AM (snZF9)

Not to disagree with any of you great people, but I'd play "I Fought The Law" by the Clash at high volume.

Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 31, 2026 12:36 AM (NZPfR)

266 Not much need to worry about that, as it's just snow, and going to be quite light fluffy snow at that. Very little danger for the power lines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 31, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

Thank you, Publius.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 31, 2026 12:37 AM (lpTXP)

267 Sorry all our lousy weather ended up in the Eastern states...

Ok, not really sorry that we're not getting frozen solid & snowed under-- but I'm sorry that people who *aren't generally prepared to deal with it* are being forced to deal with it.

Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2026 12:37 AM (rdVOm)

268 In most places Karen from the HOA will fine you if you paint anything a non-approved color.

My HOA had some issues with the expansion of the Tzompantli.

I explained that they could be part of the project.

Nothing since

Posted by: Miklos, rspectful curator of Mesoamerican culture at January 31, 2026 12:38 AM (AP7fj)

269 Biggest danger to power lines will be some dillweed spinning out in a big truck, and knocking down a pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2026 12:35 AM (8zz6B)

Yeah, like douchebags around here do.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2026 12:40 AM (snZF9)

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