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Don Lemon Arrested, But Not for the Sexual Assault He Was Credibly Accused of
Don Lemon's shit-eating grin just got 10% more literal.
Disgraced ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested early Friday over the anti-ICE protest that stormed a Minneapolis church during Sunday service, according to his attorney and Attorney General Pamela Bondi. "Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents ... in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards," Lemon's attorney Abbe Lowell said in a statement shared with multiple reporters. He was one of four people arrested by federal agents early Friday "in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota," Bondi later confirmed in a statement.A lot of J6 people acted as journalists during the J6 "insurrection." They reported, they recorded, they livestreamed. They were told that a claim of "journalism" does not excuse lawbreaking. Leftists, as usual, want a different rule for themselves and their enemies. They want "journalism" to be a Guild with Special Rights and Privileges and, of course, they want the power to say who is and who is not a "journalist." Only leftists may join the Guild and have these Special Rights and Privileges. This attempt to turn themselves into nobles and us into peasants must be resisted with all force.
Lemon spent the night in jail and is expected to make a first appearance in court sometime Friday, according to Brian Stelter, the chief media analyst for Lemon's former network. His attorney maintained that the frequently fired correspondent was there as a journalist, making it "constitutionally protected work."
Of course.
"The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable," said Lowell, who also represented disgraced former first son Hunter Biden.
... It was not immediately clear what charges he is facing. However, Lemon has been accused of violating the Enforcement Act of 1871, which bans interference with certain civil rights -- such as voting or serving on juries -- or, in this case, the right to practice one's religion. Also known as the Ku Klux Klan Act, it was originally created to prevent the racial terrorist group from paramilitary vigilantism. Harmeet Dhillon, the assistant attorney general for civil rights, also said the DOJ was considering charging Lemon under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, a 1994 federal law that also covers interference with religious worship, as well as conspiracy statutes.Another "journalist" who took part in the storming of the church has also been arrested.
A journalist who was with disgraced ex-CNN host Don Lemon when he allegedly stormed a Minnesota church has shared video of the moment agents came to also arrest her Friday morning. "There's agents at my door," independent journalist Georgia Fort said as she livestreamed the arrest on Facebook Live. "As a member of the press, I filmed the church protest a few weeks ago and now I'm being arrested for that," Fort added. "It's hard to understand how we have a Constitution, Constitutional rights, when we can just be arrested for being a member of the press." At one point, a female arresting officer can be heard telling Fort to hurry up and come outside. It remains unclear what charges Fort and Lemon are facing over the Jan. 18 demonstration at Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota.
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Former CNN anchor Don Lemon has been ARRESTED by federal agents in Los Angeles in connection with the anti-ICE mob that stormed a church in Minneapolis during a Sunday service.
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) January 30, 2026
Terrorizing churchgoers and children is not OK. pic.twitter.com/tSTbX8aD1h
Don Lemon is a sick criminal. He celebrated traumatizing families by ambushing their church service and blocking parents from getting to their kids.
— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) January 30, 2026
“It is traumatic and uncomfortable for the people here, but that’s what protesting is about.”pic.twitter.com/jCoSoE4Dyu https://t.co/ub8oCZdQdb
Me liking every post about Don Lemon being arrested. pic.twitter.com/86Ir7otNrM
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) January 30, 2026
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Nicki Minaj's FIRE response to Don Lemon...🫳🏻🎤
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) January 30, 2026
Q: "You called for Don Lemon's arrest. He called you racist, unhinged, homophobic and out of your depth. What would you say?"
MINAJ: "C*cksucker — STOP!"
Nicki Minaj takes no BS 😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/PYTbQqq3jJ
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (luW68)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ULPxl)
Tell me it was at 3am, lie to me if you must...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ULPxl)
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Just after midnight is what I saw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)
Minneapolis validated the tactic.
It's cool- as long as the church is those filthy Christians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
Break. Down. The Fucking DOOR.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)
It was a nude demon chic. The jokes lost... like tears in the rain.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (bss/y)
Minneapolis validated the tactic.
It's cool- as long as the church is those filthy Christians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (bss/y)
There will probably be a third in Minnedishu due to lag, but will there be a fourth? and in what other 'blue' shithole will they/them try this next?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (hFWpp)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)
Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (ULPxl)
Any place with a Soros DA and a lib judiciary where they will refuse to endorse warrants against them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (bss/y)
It's not far from Hawkeye.
Anywhere else, all it'll take is one AWFL to nullify.
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (L/fGl)
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Just after midnight is what I saw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (1wjle)
Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (ULPxl)
All you can eat 'Build your own french toast bar' at the Maple Syrup Palace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (KiBMU)
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I really wish people would know what a hung jury means.
I mean...I'm not a lawyer, and I know what it means.
It doesn't mean acquittal. It means that the prosecution can choose to retry with a new jury.
I've heard that the process is the punishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (uHEbo)
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Covering for whom? Isn't Lemon a layabout these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)
I hope he gets time. Terrorizing children and church attenders is not peaceful protest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (LQf4v)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (LxER7)
With perfect excuse, physicists now coming in late to work most days.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
So?
"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: scottst at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (6fhoX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
So?
"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)
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"Journalists can break any law in the country as long as they say, 'Like and subscribe' at some point during the crime."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
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YUP
"Real Journalists" (tm) with J-School credentials and adequate history of Party support get the guild card. Nobody else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (emBoF)
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I was assured it would never happen because Don Lemon is part of the protected class.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (L83Bc)
The authorities should put him the backseat of a subcompact car and drive him the whole way with no stops other than for the agents to pee and get gas.
Lemon can piss in his orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (jtM2q)
++++
So?
"Sure, I shot the guy - but I'm here getting coverage of police procedures for an article and have a press pass, so you can't arrest me!" is *not* how any of this works
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (MABZ1)
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"Journalists can break any law in the country as long as they say, 'Like and subscribe' at some point during the crime."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (GBKbO)
Maybe Timmeh can appoint a bunch of his mini-hims appointed as judges, so they can claim "judicial immunity".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (r9uko)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)
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I hope they go with FACE and get it overturned as unconstitutional (it probably is), and then goes back under the KKK law.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
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He's not sick.
He's a run of the mill asshole communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:09 AM (GBKbO)
Will the blog commentariat swing to suicidally optimistic from the soviet nihilistic fatalism of yesterday?
Tune in to find out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (hmkBc)
-
He should do an expose on long-term incarceration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (0KSrI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (jc0TO)
MINAJ: "C*cksucker STOP!"
++++
I didn't have "Nikki Minaj gets super-based" on my bingo card, but hey. Cool.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)
Do they get coins or food pellets as a reward?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (LQf4v)
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)
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Before:
"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."
Soon:
"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
2- go back to naked bat girl
Why can't amazing news interrupt Ottoman Man?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (JCZqz)
Niiiiiiice
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (32g2S)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (r9uko)
Objection! There was nothing ambiguous about Richard Simmons.
He still alive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (bss/y)
Which explains why we get an Ace post before noon.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (1t14o)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ULPxl)
Word.
Posted by: Sovereign citizens at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (hmkBc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (jc0TO)
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That #DrunkDonLeMon schadenboner lasted longer than four hours?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (4b7CV)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (8CIFn)
I was wrong. They actually did it. This please me.
I am pleased.
I hope he gets pilaf-ed.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (tAzCj)
Where Bad Bunny is expected to set the record for awards won in a single Grammy year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ford Prefect at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (bc2uT)
This thing, if it goes all the way to conviction (at some point next year or the year after) should reaffirm what and who is and is not a "journalist."
The media by and large needs a huge smack down.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (jtM2q)
"Nothing will happen" guy hardest hit.
In other news, I was at my kitchen counter a few minutes ago, pouring a coffee, and I see a guy striding briskly down the sidewalk toting a large wooden cross. He was wearing shorts and sneakers, and a black jacket with a cross motif on the back of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (L83Bc)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (4b7CV)
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Eh.
I don't do credentialism, especially around a constitutional right and in the age of the citizen journalist.
He's as much a journalist as that Nick kid who is doing the videos on Somali fraud.
But Lemon's act of journalism doesn't free him from criminal liability for crimes he commits while journalisming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:17 AM (GBKbO)
So, Lemon, are you okay? Are you okay, Lemon?
Lemon, are you okay?
So, Lemon, are you okay? Are you okay, Lemon?
...
Posted by: banana Dream - He's a Sick Criminal at January 30, 2026 10:17 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (OYMjn)
MINAJ: "C*cksucker STOP!"
++++
I didn't have "Nikki Minaj gets super-based" on my bingo card, but hey. Cool.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (MABZ1)
That’s what happens when you truly are touched by the Holy Spirit. Clarity of good and evil.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (8CIFn)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (JkIoD)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Ford Prefect.
It keeps on slipping into the future.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (L83Bc)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (jc0TO)
Anything they can charge him with is good. The MN jury will never convict a black homosexual Marxist, but I hope they drag them proceedings out as long as humanly possible. Drain as much of his funds as possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)
2- go back to naked bat girl
Why can't amazing news interrupt Ottoman Man?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2z63en
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (bss/y)
MAGA have always been obsessed with Don Lemon for reasons which are hard to understand (other than the most obvious one). What crime are they alleging?
go after the agents that are murdering people in cold blood--NO
Go after a journalist reporting a news story--YES
The argument is that the "protesters" were in violation of the FACE act. Conservative journalists that entered the capital building just to film were still arrested, charged, and convicted. So they're arguing the same should apply to Lemon. (Weird...no responses to this comment...)
Imagine if journalists actually stood up to Trump. MSM sugarcoats everything with Trump Admin and they're still getting arrested!
The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: The person who frequently thinks nothing will happen at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Black man arrested for KKK Act on MLK day.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (qw6Uy)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (tAzCj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (OYMjn)
'He moaned.'
Sidenote: ever want to slap yourself for a comment?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y)
In what way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (MABZ1)
So sad that the Grammys will now go uncovered. I was really counting on them to to learn whose records not to buy. (I kid, I kid. I'll not buy any of them.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Fisht at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (BHEHK)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM
I guess this internet lawyer slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (jc0TO)
==
The problem is conservatives keep glossing over an important fact: the requirement of force or threat of force being used. No way in hell does protesting or even shouting during a service rise to that threshold so long as nobody was physically prevented from coming or going.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
Well aren't they going to be surprised during LeMon's trial.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
You forgot to add the customary "Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
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Who's going to tell them how much the Obama administration went after journalists?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (GBKbO)
He's gonna be banned.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (qw6Uy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)
"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."
Soon:
"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
A bit further in the future: "Don who?".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
A mob of strangers crash your place yelling and screaming that you are racist...
That is threatening behaviour,
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (OYMjn)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)
I’d say more than that. He was a supporter of the plans to disrupt and became a participant when he joined the disruption crowd.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (KDPiq)
Patrick Howley
@HowleyReporter
I gave Lindsey Graham some good advice. He should come out of the closet already and just be honest with himself and America
https://is.gd/sKsVLf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
In what way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
They are enemies of the democratic party. The whole group has been moving this way for decades now, so this is not even surprising or outrageous. I bet this is not even a paid agitator- just one fo the faithful.
They have already been at assassin porn, so this is actually weak tea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y)
No. Actually it doesn't. It protects all citizens.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (Cphwz)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (vt7xw)
Blocking stairwells .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (KDPiq)
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (PHOGh)
Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)
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You don't have a right to "unlawful entry", nor to "disruption of service". One can lawfully protest *outside* a church or abortion mill, but one cannot come inside and disrupt operations.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Fisht at January 30, 2026 10:20 AM (BHEHK)
You shouldn't be eligible for something you don't agree anyone else should have.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
If they prevented me from getting to my grandkids,
they would have met Jesus that night.
And yes, they DID prevent parents from getting to their children.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qw6Uy)
I guess this internet lawyer slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (jc0TO)
Retard also forgets they blocked people from getting to their children which should have earned them a bullet each between the eyes and their corpses hung from the fucking lampposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (r9uko)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I slap my salami after most of my posts. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
++++
1. They're trespassing at least, likely illegal confinement if the prosecutor is feeling ambitious
2. It's still against the FACE act
3. It's still against the KKK act
4. Fuck you
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: The person who frequently thinks nothing will happen at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)
Now this is not the end of nothing. It is not even the beginning of the end of nothing. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning of something.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (3uBP9)
Not when James O’Keefe was arrested,or when Kamala arrested and jailed the undercover Planned Parenthood journalist, or Trudeau arrested and harassed journalists.
Nope. Don freaking Lemon is the red line to not cross. Gotcha
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (32g2S)
@HowleyReporter
I gave Lindsey Graham some good advice. He should come out of the closet already and just be honest with himself and America
https://is.gd/sKsVLf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
Pointless.
Funny, but pointless.
Who cares other than the young boys locked in his wine cellar?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
2. It's still against the FACE act
3. It's still against the KKK act
4. Fuck you
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (MABZ1)
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"But he's on the right side of history, and legal precedent shows that those on the right side of history are not subject to American law."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
Not when James O’Keefe was arrested,or when Kamala arrested and jailed the undercover Planned Parenthood journalist, or Trudeau arrested and harassed journalists.
Nope. Don freaking Lemon is the red line to not cross. Gotcha
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (32g2S)
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Or when people prayed outside an abortion mill.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (MABZ1)
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Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)
That really upsets the demons possessing they/them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)
You really can’t protest in front of an abortion mill unless you’re so many feet away from it.
And that fact actually supports these arrests even more.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:25 AM (OYMjn)
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Lol. Go protest in a McDonald's drive thru. The franchisee will have you removed by police because it's illegal.
If they can get to you before some hungry sumbitch waiting on an order with crying kids in the backseat gets out and stomps a mudhole in ya.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (TN0g+)
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And you can't trespass. You can't set up your protest on their property.
And you have to some distance away. So says the FACE Act.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (OYMjn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:15 AM (BI5O2)
Seen those nails? Still would not let her handle Little Peon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (8zz6B)
1. I didn't do anything.
2. If I did anything, I am allowed to do it because I'm a superior being aka a Journalouse.
3. I had no idea what I was doing, whoopsie.
then full Urkel
4. Did I do that? teehee
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:26 AM (tAzCj)
"Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
AVAUNT DEMON AND GET THEE HENCE!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)
I'm just an engineering chick, but can there be a legal test here? Call it the Mosque Test.
If you won't stand for it at a mosque, then it is unacceptable at a church.
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (vt7xw)
Wait, he still lives in LA? So, he crossed state lines to deprive those churchgoers of their rights? A smart AG would be piling up the charges (conspiracy, etc.).
A smart AG would also be venue-shopping right now, because he had to have used "wire" to coordinate his shenanigans, and a conspiracy over "wire" allows for ANY jurisdiction that has said "wire" to be the one where he is prosecuted. Let's get him in Florida.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (Cphwz)
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Murder is a First Amendment right if you're on The Left.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (0Eh0f)
"Gay Batman" shows up at Santa Clara City Council meeting to rage against ICE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
I didn't know Protest Batman is gay. Sounds like *someone* wants to be Detained By Desire.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (rj6Yv)
But they were . Kids were kept from their parents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (Bw1/o)
Don Lemon has a shit eating grin. That is accurate for a number of reasons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (IDEQi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Never thought I'd see the day she was a voice of reason. This is truly a bizarre decade by any estimation.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (KDPiq)
I also don't doubt that his legal defense will be paid for by someone other than himself.
The process being the punishment here probably won't be "stiff." He might be, but that's something else entirely. Still, I'd like to think Lemon will, in fact, get to see the inside of a prison cell and become a prison bitch the honorable way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)
Don Lemon has a shit eating grin. That is accurate for a number of reasons
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (IDEQi)
Hairy rim job.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)
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Well, her music *does* suck. But good on her.
There's based.
Then there's super-based.
Then there's "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj:
https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU
(NSFW language)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Despite being insane and unhinged, Reddit has a few interesting informatio nuggets on this:
Nikki Minaj, who apparently has been a long time undocumented alien in the US, buttered him up, gave Trump a pile of money, and got an oval office visit and a 'gold card'. He is 100% pay to play, something he accused Hillary of being, and he accused Biden of being.
He railed against Venezuela, murdering alleged drug haulers at sea, abducting their president, but at the exact same time pardons the biggest coke trafficker we had in custody.
And his maga base praises him....
Minaj is probably trying to get a pardon for her brother. He's currently serving 25 to life for raping an 11 year old over an extended period of time. Also, Trump gifted Minaj the $1 million dollar gold card. So he screwed the citizens out of that million dollars in revenue without asking us!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
An important case. Reportedly, "his attorney," Abbe Lowell, called the arrest an "unprecedented attack on the First Amendment."
Conspiracy to deprive someone of their rights.
Interfering by force with someone's First Amendment rights (specifically related to the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, or FACE Act).
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (NFX2v)
Everyone is happy when the town whore gets religion but I still don't want her teaching Sunday School.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (pDt9x)
Now do praying in front of abortion clinics.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)
Bullsh** on the "shouting doesn't rise to that threshold." It sure as shootin' does. Hell, yelling directly in someone's face in most places is assault. Also, people were blocked from leaving in the fashion they chose, as well as blocking the stairwell.
And, of course, the FACE act specifically removed "violence" from the requirements.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (Cphwz)
F5 F5 F5 F5
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (y9nCu)
I also don't doubt that his legal defense will be paid for by someone other than himself.
The process being the punishment here probably won't be "stiff." He might be, but that's something else entirely. Still, I'd like to think Lemon will, in fact, get to see the inside of a prison cell and become a prison bitch the honorable way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)
Whichever commie bazillionaire is paying for this loser's defense is still spending money that isn't getting replenished from our fcking tax dollars at the same rate it was in previous years.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)
There's based.
Then there's super-based.
Then there's "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj:
https://youtu.be/4JipHEz53sU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (MABZ1)
Ugh......that's not good.......but good on her.
And not one time has she told her detractors they're not welcome to listen to her 'music.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
they would have met Jesus that night.
And yes, they DID prevent parents from getting to their children.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (qw6Uy)
As I was reading news of the domestic terrorism, I was surrounded by four other armed guys in our church homeschool program who are assembled for the sole purpose of maintaining security and being first responders to asshats like this and trans and other shooters.
It would have been over in short order and they would have had a very bad day.
How, in this day, and especially at THAT location, not have such a team assembled to maintain your Church's security?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (qw6Uy)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (oT7pT)
Always document (preferably video) your foul intention while breaking federal laws and stomping on others civil rights.
That always helps your court case
What a bunch of sick and twisted shitheads.
Trebuchets for the lot of em
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (XLfSN)
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (N8ZBc)
No "Santa Claus VS The Martians"???
No credibility, NFR!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (KDPiq)
So, for whatever reason Rap God by Eminem showed up in my suggested on ewetub. I am not a big rap guy, so I had never heard it, so I listened to it last night.
LOL. It has like over a billion views and if it came out today I think karens everywhere would literally explode.
Still not a rap fan, but it made me chuckle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (pDt9x)
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It's against counsel, but also inevitable. The incrementalists will always eventually lose control as more people view it as the time to finally finish the job.
Noam Chomsky was sounding the alarm about this in the middle of the last decade, saying that Obama's Millennial goon squads were pushing too fast and they risked losing the whole effort by abandoning the Long March.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (qw6Uy)
"I saw Hairy Rim Job open for Brutal Juice at Trees in '95."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Now admittedly I think that would be a very minor charge deserving of a ticket but again that’s not what they did.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: ace
Send him a gallon of maple syrup and all will be forgiven.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
A Jelly of the Month Club membership is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (M0V4/)
1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl
So, which is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (L/fGl)
https://is.gd/4U3ygB
I can't extract text because you have to sign up for their service, but a quick scan of the overview starting on page 4 does NOT look good for electoral integrity.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Riz8t)
And, of course, the FACE act specifically removed "violence" from the requirements.
Posted by: GWB
What did Lemon say at the time? "I imagine it’s uncomfortable and traumatic for the people here…That’s what protesting is about." Live reporting that the event was traumatic for the victims, and that was the point of the "protest", is going to be pretty damning in the upcoming trials.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It is. Openly gay people are put on a "punk" wing with other openly gay people. At least, that's the way it was done in Texas many moons ago. We had less trouble out of them than the other wings.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (qw6Uy)
So his lawyers claim is that he was there as a JournOList.
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)
And way to get up and at 'em, ace!
Posted by: bearski at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (Bhsk7)
Find an issue via image search and see what it says on the cover. That is the copyrighted name.
Posted by: Epobirs at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (/0z9K)
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:12 AM (x8k2o)
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Before:
"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."
Soon:
"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
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battered conservative behavior. It still nips at me from time to time. Easier to crash out and dismiss than to have faith and take the leap.
But, some of this stuff is people just not wanting to win or being afraid of what happens next (momentum). If things start to swing "Our" way "we" might have to actually do some things that make us uncomfortable. Even if it means winning.
Once people start to feel comfortable with winning...critical mass can be reached. Rank and file "Cookout" Republicans start to join up, put their spatula's down and go to a school board meeting or run for town council.
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (x8k2o)
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So... she campaigns for beleaguered Christians, she calls Don Lemon a cocksucker, and she's friends with and beholden to the King.
Yep. Checks out. She's cool. Redditors are still lame and gay, according to some other math I just did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (1fRPh)
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (svLOV)
Everyone is happy when the town whore gets religion but I still don't want her teaching Sunday School.
Has she cleaned up her whore ways, or does she just dislike gays, especially black ones?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (Riz8t)
My uncle was a very good studio musician in Los Angeles. He knew and worked with a lot of successful and famous artists. I think a lot of people here would be surprised at how based a lot of them are. It's the culture of Hollywood that makes them keep quiet about it.
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)
Before: "Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."
Soon: "Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
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Chaser
I doubt Lemon will face any actual prison time. I don't doubt that it will likely cost him a fuck ton of money that he probably doesn't have a lot of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (RIvkX)
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)
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A "Journalist" *reports* the news. He doesn't *make* it. If a "journalist" becomes a combatant or conspirator, the same rule applies as to any other combatant or conspirator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (BI5O2)
Crazy times we live in.
Stay strong! Keep the faith. And this coming from a guy (me) and does his fair share of dooming.
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (x8k2o)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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The "people" attending services in that Church were prevented from "coming and going" because Lemon's confederates blocked stairwells and aisles. Parents couldn't reach their children. The elderly were intimidated
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
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Brings back memories of "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" cartoons back in the day.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
How does one say "goalposts" in Italian? I want to add it into "eppure si muove"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (rbvCR)
"Don Lemon will never get touched because he's too important."
Soon:
"Of course they got Don Lemon. He's completely unimportant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
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Nah.
I didn't expect an arrest. I own that.
I stand by my assumption that he's gonna walk. Leftists don't get successfully prosecuted, as a rule. It will take a fair number of them before I change my assumption on that front.
But I am happy to point and laugh and relish the unexpected arrest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Riz8t)
That's not the only category of integrity in short supply in Fulton County.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:37 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:31 AM (BI5O2)
They cause a lot of issues for prisons and frequently housed separately or in POC. And though it seems counter intuitive they don’t like to be forced into unwanted sex also.
But I agree they don’t have the same stress as a straight guy has about being raped.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:21 AM (Riz8t)
(snif)
Posted by: tiny bubbles at January 30, 2026 10:38 AM (uQesX)
In Lemon's case, having celebrity status will likely bring accusation of fomenting the crowd by virtue of giving them a stage on which they felt encouraged to perform.
Posted by: Epobirs at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (/0z9K)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
http://tiny.cc/a1cy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (MABZ1)
Updated 10 minutes ago
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)
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Covering for whom? Isn't Lemon a layabout these days?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Well, he is a bona fide seat filler.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (M0V4/)
https://tinyurl.com/3sybddh6
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The National Film Registry won't be legit until it adds Point Break.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (jtM2q)
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Over/under on how many times Soros has tapped that ass?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (M0V4/)
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He strikes me as more of a "seat filled" kind of guy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:27 AM (L/fGl)
In the future everyone will be Batman for 15 minutes.
But, nobody will be hawt nekkid Batgirl...dammit!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm ok with that outcome too Bankrupt the bitch.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (OCQ5V)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Butters at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Edward at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (9gg3L)
Yeah, our celebrity class thinks it’s a competition.
Who’s currently ahead: Lemon, Griffin, Esposito, or Ruffalo?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (32g2S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)
Are you the Taylor whose late brother was the poster WitchDoktor here? He is still missed. And it is good to hear from you, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (8zz6B)
https://is.gd/dCdRt8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (L/fGl)
Why? He can't fit through a church door. He's safe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Kt19C)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Things moving fast on this art...errr...next thread.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (2WIwB)
The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.
Posted by: mrp
There are MAGA at homeless glory holes?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (abIsI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (BI5O2)
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Brutal.
Besides, churches don't usually welcome sex machines to come in and make noise. Well, maybe the UMC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (MABZ1)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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The only way to read that is to believe that Kathy Griffin has already made a list of her MAGA neighbors.
Posted by: mrp
What MAGA neighbors? Hello? LA!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (qw6Uy)
JUST IN: Virginia voters are shocked as Democrats roll out a tidal wave of new taxes — from deliveries to cars, gyms, and even pet services.
https://is.gd/jtK6G7
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (g8Ew
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It's a psyop! It's a black flag. It's a false flag. It's a head fake! There's a flag on the play!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)
———
They know this. That’s why every issue is DefCon 1 at all times and all places. They do not cede ground, ever. Screech like wounded eagles over trivialities, amplified to eleventy by the “press”.
Normal decent peaceable people do not like conflict and are willing to “compromise” to keep the peace. The leftists just keep pushing, and the politics of personal destruction serve as a gatekeeping to discourage quality individuals from entering politics. They will destroy anyone who gets in the way. A more vile and petty group is tough to envision.
It isn’t worth it, and after many decades all that seem to remain are the worst sorts of people, with a few exceptions.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (2Cdkl)
But that’s what makes us Morons.
I’m putting the lighter fluid down (again), and regrowing my scalp hair.
Enjoy watching it all. Just be ready to kick ass and take names if/when the time comes.
Chewing bubblegum helps. If you’re not all out.
Posted by: RI Red at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (vPwMB)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (vt7xw)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
++++
They are going to have a tougher job than in the opposite direction. Most MAGA people aren't flying the banner, but even in deep red areas, the leftists put up those "In This House We Believe..." yard signs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (MABZ1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (hG1+u)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 10:44 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Archimedes
>Probably both. I'm sure she's had some bad encounters with homosexual men who insult her because she's a black female diva.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (oT7pT)
1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl
So, which is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 10:33 AM (L/fGl)
It's spelled, Yvonne Craig.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was assured by some this was unpossible.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (hG1+u)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
Chick, you are about 6 years behind the curve on that.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (dK+Kv)
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (32g2S)
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[Phrasing?] Ace may be smug but he's not a POS!
j/k
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (0Eh0f)
"Nobody knows the trouble I seen
Nobody knows but Jesus...."
Posted by: He's a bass! at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (bc2uT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was assured by some this was unpossible.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)
Classic pump and dump. I am surprised Ace and cobs let that go on as long as it did.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (dK+Kv)
This looks yo be like just another case of Premature. Celebration which apparently is an endemic of condition amongst the mid the le aged cohort of the Trump cult
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (+tfGn)
I actually did but then we had that magistrate judge who refused to sign off on the warrant and the higher court refused to force him to.
So what happened? From what I was reading, they (DOJ) couldn't go judge shopping so their only other option was a grand jury indictment. Did that judge flip? Did the higher court flip? Was my understanding about judge shopping wrong?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:30 AM (jc0TO)
I wouldn't want ME teaching Sunday school! LOL!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (5xuJ/)
So what happened? From what I was reading, they (DOJ) couldn't go judge shopping so their only other option was a grand jury indictment. Did that judge flip? Did the higher court flip? Was my understanding about judge shopping wrong?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (Fs0KI)
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Probably a grand jury indictment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
If you wouldn't do it in a Mosque in front of your pet Barbarians, you can't do it in a church either.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (iXqHn)
To Don Lemon, doing time in a PMITA prison would be an award, not a punishment.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:48 AM (N8ZBc)
Her list is just Nick Searcy and some guy who wrote four episodes of Gilligan's Island in the 60's and a bunch of dick drawings.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (mfCvL)
Story over at GP with a link to a post from Lib Of TikTok.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl)
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What good are lists without severed heads?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (0Eh0f)
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We should get that over-turned while "our" side is still in power. The 1st Amendment attaches no "distance" test nor does it require assembly to be "not in front" or any such silliness. One can't block entry or egress, and one cannot trespass, and that's it. Anything beyond that shouldn't pass constitutional muster.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (oT7pT)
Every white drag queen on earth tries to talk like a black diva, so yeah.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (iXqHn)
People hate the GOP for constantly reneging on their entire platform, every time.
Democrats get mad because they stick by their entire platform every time.
They tell their voters "we will tax everything to the hilt, tear up the city with fiery protests against Trump, and chop your son's dick off."
And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
Le aged? LOL
Pretending to be French, doofus?
Please try again for the English as a second language course.
Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 10:50 AM (D+BhG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (jtM2q)
Noooo. It should be an EV. With the heater on max. And Lemon has to wait in the car while it charges.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 10:50 AM (Cphwz)
People hate the GOP for constantly reneging on their entire platform, every time.
Democrats get mad because they stick by their entire platform every time.
They tell their voters "we will tax everything to the hilt, tear up the city with fiery protests against Trump, and chop your son's dick off."
And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
"You weren't supposed to chop off Ethan's dick! You were supposed to chop off the neighbor's son's dick!"
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (XLfSN)
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She's a performer.
I doubt she's changed. She's just playing to a different audience she thinks is on top. The second she gets some criticism from the nominal right, she'll bolt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (IDEQi)
x.com/DataRepublican/status/
2017237246873678161
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (3uBP9)
You may not be interested in race, but racists are interested in you. The Democrats have successfully and very profitably made skin color your uniform. They cannot be forgiven for this. Maybe Jesus would but I ain’t gonna.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (2Cdkl)
I been in LA County. The horseshoe is no joke.
I hope Lemon sat huddled in the corner all night shaking like a shitting chihuahua.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (mfCvL)
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (N8ZBc)
And then, like clockwork, their more moderate voters are always like "hey! I'm broke! Everything's on fire! Where did Ethan's wiener go?! WTF?!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2)
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"I thought you were lying to me. I want to vote for a politician who talks like a Democrat but governs like a Republican."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Don Lemon sings at January 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: RI Red
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The power of narratives put out by media commenting types (right or left) has enormous effect on about 80-85 percent of the population. Much of which is because they have outcome preferences but not specific policy preferences to achieve those outcomes. And the media provides narratives to explain why this or that is not working or this or that is with pseudo logic (pseudo dialectic).
To ideologues (not in the pejorative sense) narratives in the media (and by those around us) have little power. Easiest definition is they act like legal advocates for their side in court, not for the other side with a cohesive explanation of how the law applies to the particular facts in a situation. Just so for ideologues in a broader sense. Apply your axioms to the facts.
Ideologues (on the right and left) look for opportunity and refutation even in the darkest hours. That is because they have their own mental system of how the world works and what are the key variables that matter.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Well, they probably will not have a choice next time- and maybe not this time.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Don Lemon's cellmate at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (0yjaw)
Hoping the day comes when Americans no longer regard prison rape as a big joke.
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (N8ZBc)
Most people see the rape as the actual punishment.
And the locking-up as the way to make sure the rape happens.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:54 AM (iXqHn)
Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (vt7xw)
Are you the Taylor whose late brother was the poster WitchDoktor here? He is still missed. And it is good to hear from you, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 10:42 AM (8zz6B)
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Ditto.
BTW, would highly recommend a documentary film about Los Angeles studio musicians back in the day (including Glenn Campbell) called "The Wrecking Crew."
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TN0g+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Pithy but Trump is an example of such and so was Bill Clinton (albeit Clinton was forced to act as such after 1994).
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (2swu2)
I hear they are planning to put an end to prison rape by posting pictures of Maxine Waters everywhere.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (mfCvL)
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I'll totally be with you guys - unless there's a football game on!
Posted by: True Conserfative at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (qUkBO)
Her list is just Nick Searcy and some guy who wrote four episodes of Gilligan's Island in the 60's and a bunch of dick drawings.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:49 AM (mfCvL)
Don't think she wants to go there with Nick. That dude has zero fucks to give.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (KbCG3)
Agreed.
Not a fan of rape jokes.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (0yjaw)
They self segregate by race but joining a gang is not mandatory by a long shot. But the gangs do pretty much run the prison politics where everyone is effected.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Maybe the Fireball airline bottle litterer?
Posted by: Adding It All Up at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (oftw2)
Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2Nfh9)
Posted by: ShainS
Great documentary. You can also get glimpses of the Wrecking Crew at work in one of the Beach Boys documentaries making Pet Sounds.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (WCaCG)
Is not this the same claim that 25 or so Terrorist on Oct 7 make that we were just there to film the rapes and murders. I think IDF still hunted them down and killed them.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 10:34 AM (gbOdA)
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A "Journalist" *reports* the news. He doesn't *make* it. If a "journalist" becomes a combatant or conspirator, the same rule applies as to any other combatant or conspirator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:36 AM (MABZ1)
Cynically using the cover of journalist while performing acts of religious intimidation is gonna give journalists a bad name. Perhaps some real journalists should point this out.
Posted by: Sovereign citizens at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (i0Hi3)
That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)
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Remember when Obama sent multiple armed agents to arrest some nobody for a YouTube video that no one saw in order to defect from getting our Ambassador killed?
And you and yours cheered because you said no one has a right to insult islam and "cause" a riot over 6,000 miles away?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (HXT0k)
Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2Nfh9)
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A federal trial in the MN district.
So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.
Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Aren't these fedeeral charges and can trial him in a variety of other places?
Posted by: hate_the_deepstate
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Vicinage applies but the judicial district of MN is the entire state, not MNPLs or St. Paul. That means a varied jury and like most states, the counties outside the metro areas are red, sometimes shockingly so.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:57 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (WCaCG)
Yes, the second one about Garth.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: the soap at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (gKWVE)
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 10:45 AM (2swu2)
Not me. It was running away. I suppose anything's possible, but my read is this: silver was undervalued for a good long while, and started trying to find its real price point during COVID. It spiked, leveled off, and spiked again.
I expect it'll find its new floor soon. Doesn't matter to me, it will almost definitely be well over twice where I bought in.
I think a lot of the craze was people who jumped in around $70/ozt and wanting to see their own investment double. They'll likely end up with modest gains or losses, and a nice little chunk of savings out of the bargain.
But I think people who bought in over the last two weeks will end up feeling sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (BI5O2)
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."
Posted by: Crusade
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Pathetic that not one man went for it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (hG1+u)
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (XLfSN)
I'm not sure how much they want actual war, as opposed to just wanting to set up killing fields in Blue Jurisdictions.
They're not marching on the Rural South.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (iXqHn)
Godzilla takes the long way around Nick Searcy's house.
Dude don't play. Excellent human being, scary AF when angry.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (mfCvL)
"And where are you going to find a lawyer?"
--- punch line of joke where God threatens to sue Satan
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (Fs0KI)
That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)
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Their Slack channels were compromised. Now this?
Plus Patel talking about having the names of the funders? (Well...they're public now thanks to Datarepublican.)
The resistance is honestly in a bad place at the moment. Amazing what happens when the other side actually responds instead of capitulates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (oT7pT)
Posted by: Don Lemon at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (TN0g+)
This one?
https://tinyurl.com/bd4m2zhr
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (hGjAx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 10:51 AM (jtM2q)
She’s very much a Christian in the moron mode. That’s her motivation.
And when I say moron mode I include myself who can curse like a sailor and find it hard to turn the other cheek. But always trying to be better.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (KDPiq)
That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob
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The website contents were turned over to the FBI and includes donors, people who submitted doxxing information, emails, etc. And the license plates, etc. of those federal agents making it a public doxxing database which violates federal laws on the subject.
Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)
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The Zeitgeist in the Age Of and during The Speed Of Trump has been reduced from Epochs to Seconds.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (N8ZBc)
http://tiny.cc/a1cy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Yeah...I think I'll stick with batgirl from earlier. Even though that means I'll probably be the one shrieking.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 30, 2026 11:01 AM (JCZqz)
I have a pretty good sense of when I’m getting played, but I can feel the sometimes subtle manipulations trying to affect my mental state.
Posted by: RI Red at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (UqAH7)
“I will never run for an elected office again,” he said. “Never again.”
“Look, I recognize that I’m a lightning rod,” he continued.
… being hooked up with criminal activity tends to do just that
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (mfCvL)
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (QHV0/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (hG1+u)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: GigantorX at January 30, 2026 10:35 AM (x8k2o)
I like to direct people to look at the various studies on Learned Helplessness. It is the way all critters with at least a notochord stop striving when it seems useless. In people it builds walls in our heads that we then get to maintain for ourselves.
The trick is, we can learn to step outside the walls in our heads
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM
That is exactly what I would have done the second I thought my wife or son was in danger. Whoever was between me and my family would need an emergency trip to the dentist. And that is exactly what they wanted to happen. The left is in this to make martyrs for the cause and they don't care how they get them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 11:02 AM (0N4FZ)
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It kinda is if you don’t particularly or especially want to suck cock, get ass-raped, and beaten to a pulp, that kind of thing. It isn’t required but it’s understandable.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (gu2bt)
Posted by: Arrest Them All at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (R/m4+)
Yeah, his constant use of "we" throughout his livestreaming, and gleeful pro-activist commentary (e.g. 'we have to make them uncomfortable!' type stuff).
The going on an AWFLs podcast after and declaring them all privileged white nationalists (i.e. who deserved it) was icing on the cake.
Please, tell me you're unbiased, Don!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (0yjaw)
Posted by: Operator Error at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (p6bg0)
E.g., here's how one meeting went.
Moderator: What's your COVID policy?
Dem Gov: Make sure all state agencies hire mentally handicapped employees.
Me: ???
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: Naqamel at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (lG+7p)
But I think people who bought in over the last two weeks will end up feeling sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
At $70, it was still something like a 174 percent increase over a year prior. That is why I mentioned it was a speculatory bubble, probably due to momentum and a notion, correct or not, of contracts not matching physical holdings.
I think a lot of the metals investment vehicles play fast and loose with physical holdings so entirely possible they were playing games on the options market with their supposed reserves.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:03 AM (2swu2)
Sometimes it is fun to just take your mind out on a long stretch of freeway, open it up and take your hands off the wheel and see where she ends up.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (mfCvL)
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And I said two weeks ago "Man cards should have been revoked that day."
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 10:46 AM (TN0g+)
Agree.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: True Conserfative at January 30, 2026 10:55 AM (qUkBO)
Heh.
One of the things I love about this place is all the weird little bees buzzing around in y'alls bonnets.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)
Well, she looks cute and cheeky with her sun glasses down the middle of her face, instead of the various weenies who if they aren't AI are too scared to show their faces.
Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (D+BhG)
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The “psychic cage” is the way I’ve heard that characteristic described.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (gu2bt)
Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)
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[Comments from a post three days ago:]
Homan says they're making a database of everyone who's making threats or impeding Federal law enforcement . They'll then publish all the names and deeds. Let's see how they're employers like that. Easier than prosecution
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 03:17 PM (IDEQi)
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Counter-Doxxing FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (0Eh0f)
A pretty low standard.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (jc0TO)
J6 treatment for all of them.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (kQWle)
It happened!
Thank you Ms? Bondi!!!
Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (89Sog)
Like the NOLA people standing in 1" of water during Katrina demanding someone save them. Uh, how about you take a step forward, then get in a car, then. . . evacuate yourself?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (0yjaw)
Oh, and physicists are discovering time is exactly as described by St. Augustine.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (dK+Kv)
So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.
Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
There are really only a few thousand complete Lefty lunatics, even in a Blue Metro area like Minneapolis. Most people are still just normies that, while having a personal political preference, won't let it taint their judgement.
Now, imagine jury selection. Raise hand if ever attended any anti-ICE protest. Remaining names checked against federal database being gathered of activists. They might screen out the vast majority of the true ideologues.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)
Basic documentation of committing a federal crime by conspiracy.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:00 AM (2swu2)
They aren't going to meet me, are they?
Posted by: RICO Suave at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 10:58 AM (uQesX)
That's LORD Garth!
Posted by: Zombie Steve Ihnat at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (WtiJf)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)
Let me guess ………
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Adding It All Up at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (oftw2)
I sorta doubt it. Fit 50-something guy, neatly trimmed beard. I am guessing some sort of evangelist type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (8zz6B)
Good for you! I went shopping earlier and may go out to lunch with FenSpouse.
Posted by: AliasJonesJones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (D+BhG)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 10:23 AM (Riz8t)
Ahhh, but praying IS violence ... to the demon-posessed.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (Cphwz)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (mfCvL)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (dGCAG)
Sad, but true.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (0yjaw)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (kQWle)
Posted by: Toss My Salad Guy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Always stick with your forte.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (hG1+u)
Posted by: Zombie Steve Ihnat at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (WtiJf)
No. Fleet Captain Garth.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (uQesX)
Posted by: 95% of Americans at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: FenelonSpouse at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (D+BhG)
Posted by: ace
The 100 comment God must be appeased.
Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 11:09 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 11:06 AM (mfCvL)
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It always makes me happy to see your posts! I hope you and yours are doing great.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:09 AM (2ap+5)
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BTW, belatedly saw your cutting response to one of my flippant comments a couple days ago criticizing Tucker Carlson, blaming him for causing followers to believe that "Winston Churchill started WW II."
What I left out was not that he makes that claim, only that he platformed some loser (didn't even know his name, but I heard parts of the interview -- so looked it up: Darryl Cooper) who does ahistorically make that claim.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Nelson at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (6ZSsV)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (JCZqz)
It would depend on if the judge and the prosecutor were ideologues.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew8)
I have a pretty good sense of when I’m getting played, but I can feel the sometimes subtle manipulations trying to affect my mental state.
Posted by: RI Red
Hard to avoid being swamped as these narratives are constructed by very clever people, (just like some trial lawyers are in court to sway a jury).
And most people have loved ones, friends, commenters, etc. that reinforce whatever narrative is being put out. Hard to remain objective in such matters at times.
Religion helps when you realize that while people have free will to choose good or evil, the Lord plays with loaded dice to shape outcomes to his will. And he has an interesting sense of humor.
Plus he is the master of the narrative--the Bible is a perfect example. The sheer cohesiveness of that narrative and its interconnecting parts cannot be a product of nature as it had purportedly about 50 plus authors, and 2000+ years of history.
It is only his narrative that matters at the end of the day, not the media, not friends, loved ones or family, but his will.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (Y1sOo)
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When did this vogue start of calling peasants the lowest of the low? It wasn't always understood that way.
Ill fares the land, to hastening ills a prey,
Where wealth accumulates, and men decay:
Princes and lords may flourish, or may fade;
A breath can make them, as a breath has made;
But a bold peasantry, their country's pride,
When once destroyed, can never be supplied.
- The Deserted Village
Also, Chesterton praised the US as being ruled by a "free peasantry".
Really, it means the same as "yeoman". Or "kulak". Those are things the commies hate; why should we join them?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Nelson at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (6ZSsV)
That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Saw on X last night that one of the people doing the license plate traces was a tow truck "business" owner, who only started it last September (so appears to be for the purpose of accessing license plate data via a legitimate means). Interesting.
A lot of thought and planning was put into this, and I'm guessing it will lead right back to DC, to laid off USAID and other international NGOs (US Institute of Peace) who have been messing with foreign governments for years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:11 AM (0yjaw)
So, there should be at least a couple of jurors from the Iron Range.
Worst case scenario is a hung jury and then a retrial.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Minnesota had 1.5 million votes for Trump, about forty seven percent of the total.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (tESdR)
He must be giddy with delight (and faux outrage) right about now.
Posted by: Gorthanc at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (8Q86n)
That will pucker more buttholes than the LeMon arrest.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 10:56 AM (Fs0KI)
That's awful. I sure hope the hacked data is not released publicly. It might traumatize or have negative impact on its members. I wish them the best of luck in their future endeavors.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)
Sad, but true.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Difference is Nikki's read the book and attended the service and learned. French is a faux.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (hG1+u)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0MjtC)
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (XuXeR)
@EricLDaugh
3m
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ is releasing 3 MILLION Epstein files, 2,000 videos and 180,000 images.
"In total, that means DOJ produced 3.5M pages in compliance with the Act."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (D+BhG)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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The prisoner's dilemma exists when you have a fairly large number of people charged for doing an illegal act. Some of them will flip and plead out, so it is like musical chairs, no one wants to be the last one standing.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Rex B at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (Ja3qS)
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (YwEeS)
Well the truth is its own defense.
Posted by: Gore Vidal at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (iJfKG)
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And here all this time I thought they were buzzing around inside my head!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (0Eh0f)
When life hands you Lemon you should probably get checked for Lemonaids
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 30, 2026 11:13 AM (0MjtC)
A distended anus.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (FpHTM)
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A Sikh?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (hG1+u)
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)
Except, no, he doesn't.
Cooper is not the weirdo everyone seems to think he is. He does long podcasts, and gets deep into these subjects.
Summarizing what he says by saying "Churchill caused WWII" is not even close to accurate.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
Posted by: George W. Bush The Alive One at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (mzM2O)
1. Batgirl
2. Bat-Girl
3. Bat Girl
So, which is it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Bat shit crazy gurl.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 11:15 AM (qw6Uy)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)
What? So time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)
@EricLDaugh
3m
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ is releasing 3 MILLION Epstein files, 2,000 videos and 180,000 images.
"In total, that means DOJ produced 3.5M pages in compliance with the Act."
Posted by: IrishEi
They won't. Democrats have nothing concrete to talk about to the general public because like Virginia shows, their taxes to the limit, troons everywhere, and letting criminals run free is not a popular platform. So they, like a defense attorney of a notorious criminal, engage in fault finding, lying, and other fake narratives to obscure the truth. The defense lawyer accuses the cops of being criminals for example.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 11:04 AM (gu2bt)
I like "Learned Helplessness" as a term. I mean, you can unlearn things too.
Seligman did the research, and the follow up studies.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (mzM2O)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (0KSrI)
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)
What? So time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew
Makes me want to Fly like an Eagle
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (pDt9x)
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Y1sOo)
I am confused. Isn't murder itself a crime of violence? Why do they need "stalking"?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)
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Good question.
I wonder if it's the same IC white hat hackers who prevented the theft of the 2024 Presidential election (some even think Elon Musk was involved)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:18 AM (0Eh0f)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2026 11:19 AM (dK+Kv)
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Wouldn't the underlying crime of violence be murder?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:20 AM (0Eh0f)
Yup. What she's doing actually takes some guts, knowing the music business/fellow celebrities will shun her.
Meanwhile, David French has been playing pretend bravery being a self-claimed evangelical who only - always - find fault with his fellow evangelicals. More Christian Than Thou act is beyond worn thin at this point.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (0yjaw)
But man oh man. I am really getting to like her.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (qFwJc)
WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: one hour sober
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"Judge Margaret Garnett ruled Friday to dismiss two charges against Mangione, for murder through use of a firearm and use of a firearm with a silencer to commit a “crime of violence.”
The murder count was punishable by the death penalty, so the “chief practical effect” of Garnett’s ruling is that a jury will no longer consider whether Mangione should be sentenced to the death penalty, the judge wrote.
Mangione still faces two charges, for interstate travel for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death, and for use of electronic communications systems for the purpose of stalking Thompson, causing his death.
Both of those counts are punishable by life in prison without parole, making that now the maximum sentence that Mangione could face."
From Forbes.com
Crimes of violence under federal law are an active area of Scotus litigation as to sentencing.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (2swu2)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2ap+5)
I know there are a large variety to the theories about the nature of time. From cosmic strings to particles and how it intertwines with space. But my belief and intuition is more in the metaphysical realm. I believe that time, as we perceive it in our limited way, is the real manifestation of the will of God. Immutable and always moving us towards him.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)
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DataRepublican
See banana Dream's original post at 252
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (0KSrI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)
JPMorgan is the major holder of gold and silver, and the London Bullion Market Association was the major trader in futures. When the price started spiraling, the LBMA started trying to cover their futures with physical Silver and JPMorgan said "nah, bro, come back tomorrow, we don't feel like it" Causing the LBMA to start scrambling
China is also a major holder of gold and silver, and Xi might have just liquidated a bit, or stopped buying physical silver because of current political instability. They also were buying silver at a premium for a while to cover their own positions.
There is a new process for Li batteries that uses a fair amount of silver to increase battery life, that is also kicking the price up.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (rbvCR)
See banana Dream's original post at 252
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:22 AM (3ImbR)
I don't think she specifically did, no. She's just reporting on it. She is actually a really good source for a lot of news so I follow her.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Daddy Doggie at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Fs0KI)
Thanks very much. I do so appreciate your intelligent and well informed comments and your kindness and Christian witness as well.
When are you having surgery.? You mentioned it before but I forgot to make a note so that I can pray for you. Sorry. I know it's coming up soon. We will miss you while you are gone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (guLpK)
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Cphwz)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 11:24 AM (3uBP9)
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Thanks for the clarification. I follow her too--she's incredible and an incredible asset for our side.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 11:27 AM (3ImbR)
“I will never run for an elected office again,” he said. “Never again.”
“Look, I recognize that I’m a lightning rod,” he continued.
… being hooked up with criminal activity tends to do just that
Posted by: SMOD
But, hear me out, Amy Klobuchar runs and wins Minn Gov. and appoints Timmy to the Senate vacancy. That way Timmy can keep his promise of not running for office and the spice will continue to flow to Minnesomalia. (apparently this conspiracy theory has been floated on X)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 11:28 AM (Dv3i1)
https://tinyurl.com/kapma3kj
@MikeBenzCyber
Given the star of this video Maria Stephan is so actively involved in the Minnesota uprising, and even promoted it on Colbert last week, this feels like a timely video to upload
Note Colbert had her on his show recently.
If you didn't realize it before, he is very much part of the DC propaganda machine. Remember when late night shows were about celebrity chat, not state propaganda for the vaxx, for the party, for the revolution?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 11:28 AM (0yjaw)
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So no charges for actually pulling the trigger, causing his death? Just crossing state lines and using his phone which somehow led the Thompson's death? Something like this -
1. Cross state lines and use cellphone
2. ????
3. Mr. Thompson is mort
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 11:31 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 11:32 AM (guLpK)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 11:10 AM (0Eh0f)
and Cooper writes what in other circles would be alternate history, but he doesn't seem to make up his facts, just his interpretations are not the accepted ones. Having talked to some Germans who do dabble in that period, the Reich thought there was possible rapprochement possible, and a good number of influential Brits were in favor of it too.
However this attacks the basic theory of our current political world which posits that the only thing that has saved humanity was the defeat of Nazi Germany, and that defeat is used to justify everything we did before, during and after the war, and justifies every maneuver made for the last 80 years as furthering that goal.
which, by the way, is also the justification for the Lefties in MN, OR, CA, WA and other places to call Nazis so they can justify putting us all in camps
Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR)
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