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Ilhan Omar "Attacked"...
with...
Water...

Some claim it was staged.

Including Trump.

Or, at least, he jokes that she "probably" sprayed herself, while also not caring if she did nor not.

Rachel Scott
@rachelvscott

Just spoke to Pres. Trump. I asked him if he had seen the video of Rep. Omar being attacked and sprayed by a substance.

"No. I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud. I really don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her," the president said.

I asked again if he had seen the video.

"I haven't seen it. No, no. I hope I don't have to bother."


I doubt it was staged. I think it's more of, what do you call it, a nothingburger.

Let me react as the left reacted to Trump being shot: It looks staged to me. I don't see any proof she was actually hit.

She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water.

So Trump faces two assassins and the left refuses to stop calling him an Existential Hitler Who Must be Removed by Any Means Necessary, and Ilhan Omar gets sprayed with -- apparently -- plain water which poses no threat whatsoever but we're all supposed to stop accusing her of the crimes she's plainly guilty of.

The Minneapolis police finally managed to arrest a protester:

If the below is true, he wasn't politically motivated. He was just angry at his ex-wife, a big Ilhan Omar supporter.


Ilhan Omar immediately began praising herself and Victim Farming.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 Everything's fake and gay. Some guy said that in the comments section of some blog.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (aVO1v)

2 2nd?

Posted by: DBCooper at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (3oMnW)

3 This will get more hyperventilating press coverage than when Republican Congressmen were shot at.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:02 PM (0MjtC)

4 "but we're all supposed to stop accusing her of the crimes she's plainly guilty of."

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 12:03 PM (afKoR)

5 So wait a minute, he was just protesting right?

How dare the fascist police arrest a protestor?!?

I've argued for a while that the government should be pulling the comms of lefty assassins and share it with the public. Here if they were I'd be very interested to see who he was talking with.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)

6 She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water. it takes more than a splash of liquid to stop a Bull Moose!

Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (JCZqz)

7 We know it wasn’t soap, because she didn’t disappear.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (l3YAf)

8 Ace, more:

https://tinyurl.com/4ptajk52

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (BJnkV)

9 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

10 Nancy “Flat Cheeks” Mace is already throwing a hissy fit over this.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (l3YAf)

11 Good thing she's survived war, otherwise she never would have made it through those two seconds of whatever it was.

My first thought when I saw the video was silly string but I guess we would have heard if it was that by now.

Please pardon the convoluted grammar.

Posted by: bluebell at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (79pEw)

12 More convincing, however, is her reaction to the assault. At no point does she seem genuinely concerned for her own well-being. She barely flinches when she’s sprayed, and instead of backing off, she approaches the attacker. And despite being sprayed with an unknown, pungent substance, she continued the town hall.

That's Matt Margolis at PJMedia. Her not even bothering to get the smelly substance washed off of her looks like she already knew what it was and was unconcerned.

Staged.

https://is.gd/ZXKQeS

Posted by: No Name Today at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (8mulE)

13 It’s as real as “Iron my shirt” from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 28, 2026 12:06 PM (UeZ95)

14 Don't try to horn in on my Living Martyr gig.

Posted by: Louis 'Calypso Louie' Farrakhan at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (jc0TO)

15 5 So wait a minute, he was just protesting right?

How dare the fascist police arrest a protestor?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:04 PM (sKqQm)

And it was a squirty yet mostly peaceful protest at that.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (0MjtC)

16 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

This guy is a terrorist. It’s not like he attacked her with something harmless, like hitting her with his car.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:07 PM (l3YAf)

17 Looking at that video it looks staged to me. I guess we will really know when they get the fib involved in it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (0N4FZ)

18 Normal human reaction - if an unknown (or heck, even known) liquid gets plastered on your shirt from human, animal, or car, you are looking to change your shirt asap. Or at least remove it in full if you don't have a change.

Staged.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (tOcjL)

19 I didn't look like water. It was brown like vinegar.

Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (Eu5z7)

20 I'm open to the possibility that it wasn't staged. This guy does seem to have a history of poor personal decision making.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (Fs0KI)

21 It must have been traumatic for her. She paused for a whole moment before going back to her unbelievably atrocious up talking speech.

Her voice is a hate crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2026 12:08 PM (viF8m)

22 He sprayed with a liquid substance instead of throwing a shoe at her.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Oy/m2)

23 9 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:05 PM (0MjtC)

That'll go well with a culture that likes to throw acid in people's faces. Seems inevitable.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (w/O5Q)

24 BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Not only do they not distinguish between illegal aliens and legal immigrants, but they count Medicare and Social Security as "welfare".

I wonder who's funding them these days...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (n1OCj)

25 I've seen more convincing After School Specials.

Posted by: huerfano at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (98kQX)

26 So was this a Bu kaki Attack?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (Hpgos)

27 The sentence he's given can tell the tale.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (EXZem)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

29 Everything's fake and gay. Some guy said that in the comments section of some blog.

And it's working perfectly. The news remains hyper-focused on Somalia, Omar, Walz, and Antifa for us while there seems to be no actual damage being caused.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (kG5OE)

30 Earlier it was reported the 'attacker' used vinegar.


DOUCHE!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

31 Omar was sprayed with a substance unknown to her, deodorant.

Posted by: jrgdds at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (daHEP)

32 30 Earlier it was reported the 'attacker' used vinegar.


DOUCHE!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:10 PM (tjClK)

So, she can claim "acid" attack...yeah, double staged.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (tOcjL)

33 Normal human reaction - if an unknown (or heck, even known) liquid gets plastered on your shirt from human, animal, or car, you are looking to change your shirt asap. Or at least remove it in full if you don't have a change.

Staged.
Posted by: Nova Local

To be fair, normal human reaction may not apply if you are banging your sibling.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (zWGac)

34 This twat "survived war" because of the kindness and generosity of the United States of America, which she has now taken to shitting on at every opportunity.

Fuck all the way off, bitch.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (5aZAZ)

35 >> BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Immigrants shouldn’t get a dime of welfare. They should be net payers into the system, in exchange for the extraordinary privilege of being allowed to come here.

That’s assuming they should be allowed to come here at all, which I don’t think they should.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (l3YAf)

36 Does Omar have a bunker? Cuz I think she might need a bunker.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Hpgos)

37 SOOO many questions.

What kind of security does she have as a sitting congressperson?

How was this nobody no one allowed to sit front f*cking row, less than 10 feet from a sitting congressperson?

I guess they're not doing any type of security sweep of unknown no ones that want to attend a presser of a sitting congressperson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (tjClK)

38 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
I hope she melted

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (S3RTS)

39 Does Omar have a bunker? Cuz I think she might need a bunker.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Hpgos)



Yes. And we do have bunker busters at the ready.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:12 PM (tjClK)

40 Thank goodness she didn't have someone to rape her in the Capitol like AOC.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (oT7pT)

41 And it's working perfectly. The news remains hyper-focused on Somalia, Omar, Walz, and Antifa for us while there seems to be no actual damage being caused.

Other than the fact that she's a through-and-through attention whore, how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story while the whole MSM is in full knicker-twist mode over ICE?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (Fs0KI)

42 She actually went at him with her fist raised. She will literally fight for Minneapolis. She's such a badass!

People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter

Modern day "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a bull moose"

Whatever he sprayed at her, he almost totally missed. People on the video were saying it smelled terrible.

You can tell she’s been taking self defense training. We should all follow her example. I hate that people hate on her so much. She's braver than any MAGA asshats

The sad thing is when the Hortmans were assassinated and the Hoffmans were shot, GOP and alt-right members justified it. So this is nothing to them.

Dude looks exactly how I think all conservatives look. Disheveled, drunk, and fucking stupid.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

43 It was wine from her winery.

Just joking, her winery doesn’t make wine, despite being valued at $30 million.

Why does a Muslim own a winery, anyway? I thought alcohol was haram?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (l3YAf)

44 BREAKING: Omar 'attacker' shouted "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!!" just before the incident.

Story at 11.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (tjClK)

45 I have been reliably informed that dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.

Even if it's really cold outside and the liquid has turned to ice. Just ask James O'Keefe.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

46 SomaliFake. I have spoken.


WTF is up with that plastic surgery crash test dummie's eyebrows?

She always looks like a perpetually angry Brooke Shields that just got goosed.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (J4epV)

47 Should have sprayed her with Holy Water and watched the bitch sizzle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

48 I wonder who's funding them these days...
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Charles Koch for one. Other one is dead.
"In October 2011, Charles Koch and his brother, business partner, and fellow libertarian political activist David Koch, filed a lawsuit to gain control of Cato Institute shares owned by former Institute chair William Niskanen after his passing, sparking renewed tension between Crane and Koch after an earlier split regarding the philosophy of the Cato Institute. The controversy led to a split within the Institute, with then-president Crane accusing Charles Koch of trying to “transform Cato from an independent, nonpartisan research organization into a political entity that might better support his partisan agenda.” In June of 2012, Charles and David Koch agreed to end their lawsuit over the shares in exchange for Crane retiring from his position as president and CEO of the Cato Institute. "

And
"It has also received significant funding from left-leaning organizations such as:

Google
Facebook
Walton Family Foundation
George Soros’s Foundation to Promote Open Society ($150,000 in 2020)
New Venture Fund ($11,500 in 2016)

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (E4rtv)

49 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

50 I don’t know if it was staged or not, but I wouldn’t put something like that beyond Omar. However, the guy looked totally drunk or stoned (guess he didn’t want to waste booze on her, which would have been too delicious), and he has a beef. We’ll probably never know.

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (VFung)

51 Fuck this bisch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (L83Bc)

52 34 This twat "survived war" because of the kindness and generosity of the United States of America, which she has now taken to shitting on at every opportunity.

Fuck all the way off, bitch.
-------------
Mmm, she is from Adide's tribe - the same ones that killed Army Soldiers in Black Hawk Down.

Happy news - In December 1993, the U.S. Army flew Aidid to Addis Ababa to engage in peace talks. During a battle in Mogadishu between his militia and the forces of his former ally Osman Ali Atto, Aidid was fatally wounded by a sniper and later died on 2 August 1996.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Hpgos)

53 Andrew's personal record includes employment with the Jimmy Sturr Polka band (lead accordion) and managing his own "Taste of Warsaw" sausage packing plant, specializing in kielbasa and kiskca.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (gm9Sb)

54 Not staged, just her first shower in a month I bet

Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (S3RTS)

55 What's with the little syringe? Bring a Super-Soaker, pansy!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (kG5OE)

56 The sad thing is when the Hortmans were assassinated and the Hoffmans were shot, GOP and alt-right members justified it. So this is nothing to them.

These people are stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

57 >> Thank goodness she didn't have someone to rape her in the Capitol like AOC.

On January 6, they hooked me up to a diesel-powered automatic milking machine on the Capitol lawn..

Posted by: AOC at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (l3YAf)

58
People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism massive fraud in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter brother f*cker.



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (tjClK)

59 Jussie Smollett gave her performance 4 stars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (jtM2q)

60 42
People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America. She’s seen shit we won’t ever imagine. She’s always been a fighter

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

=====


Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

61 Ilhan Omar looks like a partially-unwrapped shit-flavored Blow Pop.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (J4epV)

62 The Sausage King of Warsaw?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (jc0TO)

63 What if he had thrown his shoe at her?

Would that have been celebrated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

64 Some guy did something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM (ljGJy)

65 Dumb Pollack.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (em0Ih)

66 That picture of the ex looks like someone I would trust as far as I could throw her. Since I have bad knees, a bad elbow and could use tommy john surgery, zero trust.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (7b9Rm)

67 What if he had thrown his shoe at her?

Would that have been celebrated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:16 PM

That's Arab, not Skinnies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (jc0TO)

68 dousing someone with liquids is a legitimate form of protest and protected by the 1st Amendment.
——

Good point! The new rules - we use their rules.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Oj76K)

69 I like the guy that looks like he gets winded on a flight of stairs flashing the "westside" gangsta hand sign.

LOL

I think it's real 'cause he didn't yell "This is MAGA country!!" and throw a rope at her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:17 PM (vn9Tf)

70 If that was an "attack" then words have no meaning.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (9mw3J)

71 The guy looks a bit like Bill Ponderosa from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (ESVrU)

72 The douches are closing in.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (jc0TO)

73 Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

They'd be happy, because they always admire tyrants.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (lFFaq)

74 She stops, stares at the guy, then starts flapping one of her arms back and forth, and then he hits her.

Afterwards, she's not concerned in the slightest that she got unknown liquid on her boobs. Absolutely staged.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (2ocoG)

75 He apparently yelled "take a shower" or "allah akbar". Something like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:18 PM (n5tGW)

76 Other than the fact that she's a through-and-through attention whore, how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story while the whole MSM is in full knicker-twist mode over ICE?
Posted by: Oddbob
=====
She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth. This is an attempt to affect future juries more than anything political as such.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (E4rtv)

77 65.

He's probably an enforcer in the local Polish Mafia. They go around to all the local businesses and give them 10%.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (J4epV)

78 By the way, according to left wing "logic" this is Omar trying to distract from the fraud investigation that is open on her.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (9mw3J)

79 Sprayed her torso? Maybe he thought she was a contestant in a wet T-shirt contest?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 12:19 PM (8zz6B)

80 She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth. This is an attempt to affect future juries more than anything political as such.

Yeah, yesterday the big topic was that her husband's wine business made $15 million without any products to sell.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (2ocoG)

81 how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (kG5OE)

82 Now watch the shitbirds of Con Inc condemn this act of "terrorism" and demand the right turn down the temperature.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

83 If it's a leftist, the attack might be real, and if the attack was real it was a leftist. Anything else is fakery.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (QQN0v)

84 how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:20 PM (kG5OE)


Welcome to my world, where the square fits the round.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (tjClK)

85 50 I don’t know if it was staged or not, but I wouldn’t put something like that beyond Omar. However, the guy looked totally drunk or stoned (guess he didn’t want to waste booze on her, which would have been too delicious), and he has a beef. We’ll probably never know.
Posted by: RebeccaH
======
Depends on whether there is a trial but it looks suspicious enough to discount any stupid MAGA attack angle.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

86 I like Trump's answer about not caring because I certainly dont care.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)

87 "Alright, you guys go out and find some dumb Polack white guy that wants to make $500. Make him bust a move and get the congresswoman. If you have to go to the Mission or Salvation Army, that's OK, just get the drunk here".

Omar's crew

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (gm9Sb)

88
Directly after being sprayed with water:

"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (IifOV)

89 BTW, new name I see being used for Antifa: "Vanilla ISIS". They certainly do stop, collaborate (with George Soros), and listen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (2ocoG)

90 24 BTW, the open-borders Cato Institute just came out with a "study" saying that "immigrants" get less "welfare" than native-born Americans.

Not only do they not distinguish between illegal aliens and legal immigrants, but they count Medicare and Social Security as "welfare".

I wonder who's funding them these days...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:09 PM (n1OCj)

I also wonder if, in calculating the value of SS and Medicare given, they adjust for the amount the recipient and recipients employer paid in over recipients work life....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QGaXH)

91 FBI should ask Omar to file a report, if she refuses that would be telling.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (V6W16)

92 “People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America“

Her clan are undoubtedly the perpetrators of the shitshow, numbnuts. “Refugees” my ass.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Oj76K)

93 Candace Owens knows who is responsible.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)

94 Someone tell them which side of the civil war her father was on.
----

The losing side, which is why the family/clan fled.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (7b9Rm)

95 Anthony Kazmierczak was arrested last night for attacking Ilhan Omar.
He was once married to a Patrice Kazmierczak. They divorced a few years ago. His ex-wife Patrice is a political activist & a big supporter of Ilhan Omar & AOC.


So, it took him YEARS to craft an attack in retribution against his ex-wife?

I'm really seriously calling bullshit on this one........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (tjClK)

96 Remember:
The "war" she escaped was the one where her uncle was running extermination squads against the rival clan.

She's a modern-day "Adolf Eichmann" claiming she is a war refugee.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (vn9Tf)

97
Happy news - In December 1993, the U.S. Army flew Aidid to Addis Ababa to engage in peace talks. During a battle in Mogadishu between his militia and the forces of his former ally Osman Ali Atto, Aidid was fatally wounded by a sniper and later died on 2 August 1996.
Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Hpgos)




The old Delta Force: Black Hawk Down video game had a final mission where you track down Aidid and shoot him in the face. If I remember the mission correctly, you end up chasing him through back alleys until he gets cornered behind a trash can.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (y9nCu)

98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

99 93 Candace Owens knows who is responsible.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QQN0v)
------
I think I might have an idea too.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (5aZAZ)

100 Ilhan Omar "Attacked"...
with...
Water...

To be fair, it didn't do a certain other wicked witch any good.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QGaXH)

101 >>how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
Posted by: t-bird

Histrionic Personality Disorder. Pray you never have to deal with one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (mlg/3)

102 Of course this shit was staged. Its how the left operates.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (snZF9)

103 BTW, new name I see being used for Antifa: "Vanilla ISIS".

Oh, that is brutally good!

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (kG5OE)

104 It looked like her immediate comment when she addressed the room again was scripted.

She said that "we are Minnesota strong and we will stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us."

Meanwhile, she's looking down at her notes as though reading from a script.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (ESVrU)

105 Dude looks exactly how I think all conservatives look. Disheveled, drunk, and fucking stupid.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 12:13 PM (JCZqz)

Hey.

*takes a drink*

*scratches*

*looks off into the distance stupidly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

106
It was a massengil liquid for the douche.

Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)

107 She's an attention whore.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (DY7Xb)

108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)

109 Tell the fraudsters who funneled $30M to her that the public would like that money back and they're on the hook for it.

They'll roll over on her so fast it'll make your head swim.

Have her cough up the money AND deport her ass.

Anything less is unsatisfactory.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (jtM2q)

110 Fake. A 90lbs woman went after a 220lbs man. Staged.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (oT7pT)

111 108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.
Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)
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The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

112 This was staged. She reacted exactly as someone would react if they knew they were at no risk whatsoever. Staged.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

113 By any measure, this is the most corrupt administration in American history.
-Chris Van Hollen (Retard-MD)

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (MGB5H)

114 This just gives the media the excuse to stick a mic in the face of every Republican and get them to denounce Trump, DHS, and Right Wing Violence.

It's an Op, but then again, everything is an Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (XV/Pl)

115 >how does it make sense for Omar to refocus attention on herself and by extension the whole Somali fraud story

Exactly. How can it make sense?
---
You'll never out-stupid stupid or decipher their logic or reasoning.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (vn9Tf)

116 92 “People forget she escaped a civil war to encounter racism in America“

Her clan are undoubtedly the perpetrators of the shitshow, numbnuts. “Refugees” my ass.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Oj76K)

The left will get far more worked up about this than about a woman who escaped war in Ukraine only to encounter being stabbed to death on a train by a homeless guy.

This is all theater. But the AWFLs just eat it up.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (0MjtC)

117 Imagine trying to hold these two things in your mind:

It's ok to spit on, run over, drag, hit, spray liquids, shout at, blow whistles and bullhorns, dox, intimidate family members, refuse service, publicly shame, verbally abuse, and poison ICE but fake spraying Jihadi Somali is punishable by death.

Posted by: MJ at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (XOmY9)

118
Omar looks like a background singer for a Jamaican Rasta band.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (IifOV)

119 When does Rashida Tlaib stage an attack on herself and claim Islamophobia?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (afKoR)

120 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Never mind one that got rich literally overnight and refuses to talk about how.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

121 with...
Water...

*********

Tom Swifties:

"That's not water!" he ejaculated.

Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (qgHp7)

122 111 108 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.
Posted by: YYZ at January 28, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)
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The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

=====

Regular reminder, Omar is elected by AWFLs. Her district is 60% white.

White progressive women lurv her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

123 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (XvL8K)

124 Weird. Usually it's her brother spraying her with liquid.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Y1sOo)

125 It was a massengil liquid for the douche.
Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)


Heh. He yelled "STANKY PUSSY" as he squeezed the applicator.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tjClK)

126 I don't like her

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (LOZbR)

127 Afternoon Ace.
At first this guy just seemed to be a random drugged up loon. The more that comes out, it just looks like another Somali

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (IDEQi)

128 He should have used pee.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (AlhUl)

129 The suspect:

https://share.google/images/FF15bajfhxBpIAGhN

Posted by: qixlqatl at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (TmvdC)

130 I'm actually shocked that the left hasn't blamed Jews for this yet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (vn9Tf)

131 Cont , Somali fraud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (IDEQi)

132 Who cares?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (em0Ih)

133
The guy who squirted her said "This is Maga Country!"

Illhan Jussie Smollett Omar

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (IifOV)

134 I don't know actually, and like Trump don't really care.

Yep, he looked drunk.
Nope, she didn't even look down at her shirt which would be the normal human reaction.
Yep, how convenient when she is getting investigated.
Nope, not a frozen water bottle that the leftists usually throw.
Maybe, they are getting some of their own medicine now.
Overall, I lean staged.

But its just water, not some martyrdom of bravery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

135 Omar looks like a background singer for a Jamaican Rasta band.

That's unfair to Jamaican women, who are much better looking. Certainly no light bulb heads.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

136 You can't send her to jail for fraud, someone sprayed water on her. She's a victim!

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (GcFKP)

137 He should have used pee.
Posted by: Eeyore at January

She's probably into that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (MGB5H)

138 125 It was a massengil liquid for the douche.
Posted by: Not so fresh feeling at January 28, 2026 12:24 PM (IifOV)


Heh. He yelled "STANKY PUSSY" as he squeezed the applicator.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (tjClK)

NOT SO FRESH, MOM!
-80S/90S COMMERCIAL

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

139 The water clearly hit the teleprompter.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (QQN0v)

140 98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

"See! I told you! The Juice are behind everything!"

-Cucker Qatarlson

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (uEmCf)

141 Imagine if he threw a shoe

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

142 140 98 It wasn't water. It was Juice.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

"See! I told you! The Juice are behind everything!"

-Cucker Qatarlson
Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:30 PM (uEmCf)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

143 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)



I thought O. J. Simpson was dead?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (tjClK)

144 The other side is evil but God has blessed us with them also being fucking retarded.
Posted by: ballistic
======
It is a pattern with the Lord. The proud are humbled, the corrupt are revealed, those that are evil suffer from being made blind to how they look to others.

Eventually you get to the part where dogs are licking up your blood in the street or other such fates such as intestinal infections so bad that your body ruptures. In an interesting historical note, the Pharaoh most likely to have reigned during the Exodus has nasty poxes all over his corpse and his first born was dead as a teenager in the same tomb complex.

Fear the Lord and his judgment is the beginning of wisdom for he always wins in the end.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

145 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)

146 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (em0Ih)

147 Wasn't the Left throwing pies at Ann Coulter a few years ago when she would make speeches? Did they do this to others? They thought it was quite funny. So this should also be funny, no?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (l5xX+)

148 I also like the part where she raises her fist as she takes the exact choreographed 3 steps toward him before the security "holds her back."

Uh-huh.

Ma'am, you couldn't dent styrofoam, you're not going to punch out any man, even this soy dick-sucking faggot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (vn9Tf)

149 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)


Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (tjClK)

150 143 It wasn't water. It was Juice.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:23 PM (QQN0v)

I thought O. J. Simpson was dead?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (tjClK)

Objection!

If it were OJ, neither she or the poor dumb bastard who was getting a blowjob from her would have survived.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

151 Ashli Babbitt murdered, Trump shot, UnitedHealth CEO murdered, Charlie Kirk murdered. The Left: "Hooray! Tee hee hee hee!!!"

Some white guy sprays a little water on Ilhan Omar. The Left: "OMG!!! This is the worst thing EVER! What is this country coming to?!?!?!!? These evil republicans will stop at nothing!!!!"

Posted by: National Divorce NOW at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (qUkBO)

152 If you were going to make the effort to attack this petite woman, would you squirt pee-pee on her? No, you'd tackle her and grind her into the fucking ground. It's stupid.

Next I'll hear is that he was a MAGA guy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (oT7pT)

153 It's time for common sense water control.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (QQN0v)

154 I wish it was real

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

155 149 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)


Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:32 PM (tjClK)

This is a job for the Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

156 The guy who squirted her said "This is Maga Country!"
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Just once in my life I'd like to yell that.

Either that, or "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

157 Zero reaction at all, no basic sense of self-preservation. If an unknown person sprays you with an unknown liquid, you should probably have some kind of reaction like jumping back, examining yourself, etc.

One of two things is true:
1) The "attack" was completely staged and she had foreknowledge that she was never at any risk
or
2) She's too stupid to attempt to save herself when attacked by an unknown person.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (5aZAZ)

158 Should have sprayed her with Holy Water and watched the bitch sizzle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2026 12:14 PM (W2Pud)

------------

Beat me to it.

"The Exorcist 7: Phantom Menace."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (oEB/2)

159 @149 Sponge, Minnesota is relatively rural. I'm sure there is a Pig Semen R Us™

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (IDEQi)

160 Omar is going to show up at the next presser with her head wrapped in bandages, a neck brace, crutches and in a wheelchair, LOL

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (vn9Tf)

161 I guess this guy didn't read where the leftist attackers use milk shakes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (tjClK)

162 You know what else has water?

ICE

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (QQN0v)

163 Wet t-shirt contest fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

164 A new Watergate finally!

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

165 Next I'll hear is that he was a MAGA guy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
======
And somehow a Subway sandwich was involved.

Posted by: Jesse Smolett at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (E4rtv)

166 If I were the other side, and I wanted to win, I don't know that using a muslim skank as the face of the resistance would be the most effective strategy.

Ditto with Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden. Nor would I have Zoltran Mandari voicing our deepest Marxist desires for NYC. Or have every shooter be a trans.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (kG5OE)

167 Just a reminder that Democrats like to spray urine and feces on law enforcement.

Posted by: And Now You Know at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (qUkBO)

168
This is a job for the Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)


Will semen from ManBearPig suffice?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

169 if he had sprayed her with pig semen

Bud lite?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Kt19C)

170 Whoa. That “family” is some scary shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Oj76K)

171 Just water, not cement mixed into a milkshake?

Fucking spare me.

Posted by: mea culpa at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (ZGa6T)

172 She is more concerned with staying out of prison herself for the amazing 30 million buck increase in a couple of years in personal wealth.

Hmmm, OK. I thought that was at the "starting to think about looking into beginning a preliminary investigation" stage. Maybe it's further along than that.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Fs0KI)

173 >>>Victim Farming

Is that an Ace original?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

174 Alternate Headline: Oh, Brother! Ilhan Omar "Attacked"

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (QQN0v)

175 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)


Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

176 Regular reminder, Omar is elected by AWFLs. Her district is 60% white.

Probably, but also you can't trust any vote totals in MN, especially her district.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (n5tGW)

177 147 Wasn't the Left throwing pies at Ann Coulter a few years ago when she would make speeches? Did they do this to others? They thought it was quite funny. So this should also be funny, no?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (l5xX+)

Pies, milkshakes, shoes and bottles of urine are all just harmless fun.
But squirting liquids are Serious Stuff. Apparently.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (0MjtC)

178 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)

179 Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

You seen one National Geographic, you want to see them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (dK+Kv)

180 >> Rachel Scott
@rachelvscott
Just spoke to Pres. Trump. I asked him if he had seen the video of Rep. Omar being attacked and sprayed by a substance.

Think about it.

She asked a man who was shot in an attempted assassination how he felt about about a person under investigation for financial impropriety getting sprayed with water.

That’s more concern than he got.

You can’t hate the media enough.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (z0cWr)

181 166 Ditto with Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden. Nor would I have Zoltran Mandari voicing our deepest Marxist desires for NYC. Or have every shooter be a trans.
Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (kG5OE)

Well, all of them except Ryan Routh.

He was just an old Ukraine-tard.

Posted by: XTC at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (uEmCf)

182 Omar is going to show up at the next presser with her head wrapped in bandages, a neck brace, crutches and in a wheelchair, LOL
-----

That deception will then unravel when Mr. Brady launches his briefcase behind her to startle her.

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

183 > She doesn't rush to the hospital, because she recognizes the liquid as harmless. Probably just water.

This is the best indication it's staged. Why would she and her people assume it's harmless? A lunatic sprays me with an unknown substance and I'm going to the hospital. For all I know its got anthrax or ricin or something in it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (Yp6az)

184 One of two things is true:
1) The "attack" was completely staged and she had foreknowledge that she was never at any risk
or
2) She's too stupid to attempt to save herself when attacked by an unknown person.
----

Likely both. #1 because #2.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (7b9Rm)

185 It would have been an appropriate attack if he had sprayed her with pig semen
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 12:31 PM (IDEQi)
Getting the appropriate sample is likely quite difficult.

Hmm, I might be able to figure that out...

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (kG5OE)

186 In more important news

One of NASA's WB-57 aircraft was forced to make a belly landing at what was Ellington AFB yesterday. Two man crew is unharmed.

NASA has three of these heavily modified aircraft and AFAIK these are the last of any Canberra variants still flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (KfXOG)

187 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 28, 2026 12:28 PM (XvL8K)
****
Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar is my guess.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

188 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

Fucking LOL.

Dude. You're a fucking retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

189 Heck he didn't even throw a sandwich.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

190 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)


Yes. Because any rando nobody from nowhere can just roll into a congressperson's press conference and sit front f*cking row.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (tjClK)

191 A little wine will get that water stain out in a jiffy.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (lwaVS)

192 if he had sprayed her with pig semen
------

And risk a pregnancy?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (QQN0v)

193 Hmmm, OK. I thought that was at the "starting to think about looking into beginning a preliminary investigation" stage. Maybe it's further along than that.
Posted by: Oddbob
=======
Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

Her and hubbie got greedy.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

194 You can't send her to jail for fraud, someone sprayed water on her. She's a victim!

They are already arguing that the independent journalist who uncovered all the fraud in Minnesota is guilty of murder, since his revelations are directly responsible for the two people killed by ICE in Minneapolis.

Don't expect logic from these people, but they don't need logic - they are making appeals to emotion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (n1OCj)

195 186 They are the ugliest Canberras....

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (YwEeS)

196 Not sure what the call that in Somalia, but in America we call it a shower.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (z0cWr)

197 Here's something for Ace. I read an old Brit usage, new to me. A "line shooter". It's in Michael Gilbert's Smallbone Deceased. It means someone who doesn't actually know much about a subject, but mugs up enough to fake it.

In the story, the guy accidentally tries it out on an expert tax lawyer, then a high-ranking woman golfer. Sounds like most of our journolists, and "influencers".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (AlhUl)

198 "the guy looked totally drunk or stoned"

yeah, unless that was part of the staged event, the guy could barely walk. He mostly subdued himself.

But Ilhan was so calm, probably had the "I've survived war" line scripted for her.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

199 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

Fucking LOL.

Dude. You're a fucking retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)


Oh please bring it........please. I guarantee you we're much better shots than you are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (tjClK)

200 > Somaliudders

Good one.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Yp6az)

201 Remember when you hear the outrage from the Left about this water attack that they laughed and threw a party when Charlie Kirk Was MURDERED

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (QQN0v)

202 178 This is so staged, it's laughable. It's SOP for the left, and for this sh*tstain in particular knowing that her $millions are now being questioned.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBdHI)

Exactly. This is the playbook.

Massive fraud exposed ===> Protests intensify at the point of where the fraud is discovered. The more that is found and how it is connected directly to the left, the more the protests escalate and intensify. AND how the media full court press goes.

They are going all in here. This is Gettysburg. We have to break them here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)

203 They may try and claim he's MAGA, but they forgot to scrub his social media profiles first.

https://tinyurl.com/2jahk6m2

Second post in that X thread is a photo of the dude with Omar. Might mean nothing, might mean something.

Posted by: Ann at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (w9jrX)

204 The Wheeling Intelligencer carried some wonderful syndicated columns one of which was written by Victor Reisel. Reisel was blind. He wrote about organized crime quite often and a mob goon threw acid in his face.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (GPa4z)

205 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
------

Amber was the color of her energy...

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

206 Remember when you hear the outrage from the Left about this water attack that they laughed and threw a party when Charlie Kirk Was MURDERED
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (QQN0v)


Speaking of.......Candace Owens is now releasing hidden mic audio of Ericka Kirk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (tjClK)

207 You people are all saying this was fake, but do we have any examples of a Somali committing fraud like that?

Posted by: MSNBC watcher at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (0e5Te)

208 Imagine if he threw a shoe
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Seriously, who throws a shoe?

Posted by: Austin 'Danger' Powers at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (mlg/3)

209 Politics takes too long. So i think we should u u 21967hike.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (EyfuW)

210
Good one.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Yp6az)


I try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (tjClK)

211 It's time for common sense water control.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:33 PM (QQN0v)

---------------

Isn't it time for red fag laws?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (oEB/2)

212 Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

Her and hubbie got greedy.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

213 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

214 You can’t hate the media enough.
Posted by: Marcus T

I have no energy to hate people even media types. I hate what they do but recognize that their influence nowadays is in the toilet along with their credibility. The Lord allows people to reveal their inner selves at times and this is one of them.

Trump ripping off masks of the right and left is one of the indications and the ridiculousness of their feeble attempts to hide what they have done. This is reminiscent of Cain trying to refute his murder of Abel to his parents.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (E4rtv)

215 Karen: "you simply MUST try this new cab, Caryn... it's called 'Five Brides,' and it's from a Somali, woman-owned vintner...."

Caryn: "This tastes like it came out of a crankcase."

Karen: "...and that vintner is Ilhan Omar."

Caryn: "it does take just a minute to develop on the palate. It's quite good, actually. It has a robust, foetid earthiness, with overtones of sand, and... blood, I think. I will have Paolo drive Ken's QX60 down to Trader Joe's and tow back a trailer load of it."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

216 205 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color. I hope it was at least piss rather than just water, if it wasn't staged.
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Amber was the color of her energy...
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

Hey, we might have our differences, but whomever contributed that urine needs to drink more water.

Kidney stones are no joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

217 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.
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You're talking about the elected officials, right?

Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (TN0g+)

218 I'm surprised she didn't raise her fist in the air afterward and yell FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (QQN0v)

219 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

--

Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump show it's already open season on conservatives. And it has been for a long time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (qBdHI)

220 To all the idiot weenies swooning and crying and demanding I Show Outrage...

You really don't want to do that.

You really don't want to know how disappointed I am that it was probably staged, and was probably just water.

You really don't want to know my opinions on the general statistics on exactly who it is that actually does habitually throw acid into the faces of rugfucker women who get a little too uppity for their stations in rugfucker circles, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (06Hmj)

221 For 70 year old airplanes, they look better than Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (KfXOG)

222 Yes. Because any rando nobody from nowhere can just roll into a congressperson's press conference and sit front f*cking row.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:37 PM (tjClK)
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I mean honestly? Yeah they can. Unless you're in leadership or have specific credible threats against you (as a member of Congress), you won't have a security detail. You can pay some big dude to be your bouncer, which it appears BroFo has done, but there's no kind of security sweeps, metal detectors, or screening of people at these random events. Anyone can show up and sit wherever they like.

Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (5aZAZ)

223 I'm offended that a man felt he needed to step in and protect Omar. What a shocking display of toxic masculinity.
There were plenty of women there who could have stepped in and roundhouse-kicked the attacker if given the chance.

That guy is in serious need of a struggle session with HR.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (0MjtC)

224 Its a pity no Hate Shake was used.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (Hpgos)

225 I could pick her up with one hand and then toss her into the back of a pickup truck like a bale of hay. And seven more like her. Fake.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (oT7pT)

226 213 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

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The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

227 Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Impossible to know due to observational equivalence but nevertheless, my guess is that the investigation is pretty far along by now.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

228 200.

The only tits National Geographic wouldn't film.

Rumor has it, David Attenborough walked off the set and spent two weeks in his trailer retching.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (NdR4L)

229 Read somewhere that it was "amber" in color.

The thought sickens even me!

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (kG5OE)

230 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)

Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

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Does National Geographic have centerfolds?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (oEB/2)

231 110 Fake. A 90lbs woman went after a 220lbs man. Staged.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Let's not be too hasty here. We've all seen videos of Karens who have never faced consequences before do the same. I bet Omar wouldn't raise her hand to a SOMALI man, but some white bum looking dude, while she's surrounded by security? She'd feel untouchable.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

232 A street-wise woman from Somalia subjected to a similar attack would have gone after that fat slob with a knife.

Fake.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

233 183
This is the best indication it's staged. Why would she and her people assume it's harmless? A lunatic sprays me with an unknown substance and I'm going to the hospital. For all I know its got anthrax or ricin or something in it.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 28, 2026 12:36 PM (Yp6az)

Exactly! Maybe it's my lab background but the first priorities would be to get that spray bottle into a lab and find out what's in it and also get everyone in the room into some sort of quarantine under medical supervision -how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

234 That whole incident looked staged to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (abIsI)

235 Does National Geographic have centerfolds?
Posted by: ShainS
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Murdochs own that brand now. And have ruined it like their other publications.

Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

237 Did she talk about rice and bananas afterwards?

Rice and Bananas!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (n5tGW)

238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...

Posted by: Peter North at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (affD0)

239 I mean honestly? Yeah they can. Unless you're in leadership or have specific credible threats against you (as a member of Congress), you won't have a security detail. You can pay some big dude to be your bouncer, which it appears BroFo has done, but there's no kind of security sweeps, metal detectors, or screening of people at these random events. Anyone can show up and sit wherever they like.
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 12:41 PM (5aZAZ)


This is news to me.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (tjClK)

240 Those who say she is attractive must be excited for the wet tee shirt look

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (wBaIH)

241 Rainman was saying last night that we better hope she was ok or it would be 'Open Season' on conservatives.

So instead of 2 assassination attempts on the president a year they'll jump to 3?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

242 And if he was as drunk/stoned as he appears, how did he get a front row seat? Then conveniently stumbles into the arms of "security". And Ilhan walks aggressively toward him as he was stumbling away.

Everything about it looks fake.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (vbXSk)

243 11 Good thing she's survived war, otherwise she never would have made it through those two seconds of whatever it was.
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Has the media explained that the war she survived was a civil war where the other Somali tribes got together to kick Ilhan Omar's tribe out because they were too over top corrupt and demented for Somalia?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (Dv3i1)

244 238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 28, 2026 12:45 PM (abIsI)

245 The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

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Got a Slain Gain.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (oEB/2)

246 Remember, we're dealing with a lot of low IQ people in Minnesota.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

The smart ones saw the burning over George Floyd in 2020 and got out.

The left talks about mass deportations leading to brain drain.

What did MN do when it just let the rioters run wild for months?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
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If you look at the demographics, especially in Omar's district, the median age is young and trending downward. I suspect the moderate adults left, leaving the retarded commie brats in charge.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

247 Well of course its fake, Ilham is a fake American.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (KfXOG)

248 This is a job for the Rick Wilson.
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Why? Somebody flash the giant penis symbol on the nighttime clouds?

"Call the Dickman! Our star is balls-deep and gone turgid, the fluffer has a cramp--only Dickman can save Fag Fest 7!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (vn9Tf)

249 236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

LOL. I find that almost charming. Did she yell out 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!'?

So, it was intended to be mockery. Nice. She seems like the type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

250 I have seen still frames where he still had lots of liquid left in his syringe AFTER "attacking" Omar.

Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

251 I bet Omar wouldn't raise her hand to a SOMALI man, but some white bum looking dude, while she's surrounded by security? She'd feel untouchable. - Moron Analyst
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I'm thinking maybe, maybe not. If she didn't do the work herself, her Dad, uncles, brothers and cousins would take care of business.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (rj6Yv)

252 The bum looks like he took a few to many pulls on his flask to get his Dutch Courage up before the gig.

Nearly ruined the whole op.

Hard to find good white thugs for hire these days.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (NdR4L)

253 Or, Biden leveraged the investigation to get a piece of the action.

She would have coughed up "ten percent for The Big Guy" but it would meant hiring a Jewish accountant to do the math.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (Fs0KI)

254 Classy Freddie Blassie had acid thrown in his face and also had his Cadillac burned at another wrestling match. I was a big fan of his and don't understand the hatred.

Posted by: Not A Pencil- Necked Geek at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2)

255 "Or, at least, he jokes that she "probably" sprayed herself, while also not caring if she did nor not." Ace

Trump said she probably had herself sprayed.

Trump: "No. I don't think about her. I think she's a fraud. I really don't think about that. She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her," the president said.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (vbXSk)

256 228 200.

The only tits National Geographic wouldn't film.

Rumor has it, David Attenborough walked off the set and spent two weeks in his trailer retching.
Posted by: sifty boones

I went to my bunk after seeing it. Totally spankworthy.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 28, 2026 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

257 244 238 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
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Pikers.

Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (7b9Rm)

258 250 I have seen still frames where he still had lots of liquid left in his syringe AFTER "attacking" Omar.

Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

Hey, maybe his prostate acted up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

259 This is the oddest attack on a pol I've seen in my life.

But hey let's have a thorough investigation.

If this wasn't staged and he really did show up and decide to spray vinegar on BroFo he should get a stint in the pen. Though...it does seem this is about the same level of assault as the guy that threw a sandwich at an ICE agent.

But I want a complete investigation of his comms and whereabouts in the last few days because if he was meeting with lefty orgs or BroFos people then we know the fix was in

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

260 249 236 LOL she *did* raise her fist??? Gotta love the Left.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:44 PM (QQN0v)

LOL. I find that almost charming. Did she yell out 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!'?

So, it was intended to be mockery. Nice. She seems like the type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

By this afternoon, a silhouette of her with her fist raised will be on bumper-stickers and t-shirts all around America.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (0MjtC)

261 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

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If he hadn't nutted in a while it could have been a little chunky.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (GPa4z)

262 I'm with Trump.

My strategic fuck reserves have been emptied. Give the bitch a towel and tell her to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (06Hmj)

263 lots of liquid left in his syringe

Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (Kt19C)

264 The "how convenient" factor of both Smollett and Omar is pretty hard to get past.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)

265 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
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Pikers.
Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM (7b9Rm)


Help me.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (tjClK)

266 ew, that stain might not wash out.

Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (7b9Rm)

267 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

And not even just syringes

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (QQN0v)

268 This "attack" on the grifting muzzie is faker than me.

Posted by: Three Dollar Bill at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (xvV+O)

269 New 2030 Census Projection Dooms Democrat Party

Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (abIsI)

270 Seriously though I hope that water is okay.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (QQN0v)

271 264 The "how convenient" factor of both Smollett and Omar is pretty hard to get past.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (n5tGW)

https://tinyurl.com/yfzutw46

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

272 268 This "attack" on the grifting muzzie is faker than me.
Posted by: Three Dollar Bill

Queerer, too

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

273 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

274 Trump gets shot in an assassination attempt yells; FIGHT

Brofo gets squirted in a ...ur... attack and yells: WELFARE

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

275 Does National Geographic have centerfolds?
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They used to come with MAPS!

Posted by: pudinhead at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (Hpgos)

276 My only takeaway from the video is that Ilhan's butt is getting yuge.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)

277 You wanted ricin
you'd settle for rice 'n nanners
you'll get a crusty spot on your shame-bag.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (06Hmj)

278 Anyone that has ever used syringes knows that it is much easier to squirt it all compared to just squirting a portion of the liquid.

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Si, The Paolo, he is familiar with this procedure.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (8SjjW)

279 OH NO!

Budweiser new super bowl ad is going to lose the new market of leftist pot smokers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mh-v02-Tw

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

280 246 If you look at the demographics, especially in Omar's district, the median age is young and trending downward. I suspect the moderate adults left, leaving the retarded commie brats in charge.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 28, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

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And they still need Somali ballot harvesting operations to win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

281 @212

>>Investigation started under Biden in 2024. My guess is it will be presented to the grand jury this year for subpoenas, etc. Concurrent move in US House for Ethics Cmte probe.

And following the George Santos precedent, once she is indicted she must be expelled from congress.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (XV/Pl)

282 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

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They ran out of squirrels there -- so had to come here for the dogs and the cats and the fraud, oh my!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (oEB/2)

283 Since when is spraying someone with liquids wrong...
Posted by: Peter North

I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein
----

Pikers.
Posted by: John Holmes at January 28, 2026 12:48 PM

Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: The Ficus at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)

284 I call bullshit. She actually advanced on him indicating that she knew whatever he threw at her was harmless.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (DQ7H4)

285 269 New 2030 Census Projection Dooms Democrat Party

Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:49 PM (abIsI)

======

He ordered a new mid-decade census that explicitly doesn't count illegals in the first couple of weeks of his second term.

I've heard nothing of it since, and I've even looked at the Census Bureau's website.

Still, if Democrats can get another radical in charge of the Census for 2030 like they did for 2020 right after Biden won, they can mitigate a lot of the damage. I think all of the new analysis now is based on the idea that 2020 was relatively clean...which the Bureau admits itself that it wasn't.

The shifts in 2030 will be...large.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

286 282 You couldn't have this kind of successful "OMG-SQUIRRELL!!!" distraction thing in Somalia.

They keep eating the squirrels.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 28, 2026 12:51 PM (NdR4L)

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They ran out of squirrels there -- so had to come here for the dogs and the cats and the fraud, oh my!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner?


We could use a few of them here to poach the geese off the golf course.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (abIsI)

287 279 OH NO!

Budweiser new super bowl ad is going to lose the new market of leftist pot smokers!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_mh-v02-Tw
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 28, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

And they will air it during a superbowl show with a gay tranny in a dress.

Good luck with that guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

288 They have the Xerus rutilus squirrel in Somali - not nearly as cute as the Eastern gray squirrel

On the plus side if you don't have wires for electricity those Somali squirrels can't knock your power out

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

289 You're there as an actual member of congress, publicly, explicitly supporting organized thugs attempting to murder federal law enforcement agents.

I don't really give a shit what gets thrown on you unless it's a noose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (06Hmj)

290 Fat Slob didn't even shout "Don't tase me, bro!"

Lame.

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

291 Just spray, rub, and launder, as usual...

Posted by: Betty White For Spray 'n' Wash at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (oftw2)

292 Did you know that Trump didn't forget about the quisling GOP state senators in IN who refused to redraw the congressional map?

Because he didn't forget:

@thehill
·
1h
President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

293 175 Wet t-shirt contest fail.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 12:34 PM (dK+Kv)


Ewwww. I'm quite sure I don't want to see Somaliudders.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 12:35 PM (tjClK)

Sommeliers >> Somaliudders

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (QGaXH)

294 284 I call bullshit. She actually advanced on him indicating that she knew whatever he threw at her was harmless.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 12:53 PM (DQ7H4)

I suppose it is possible she's just violent and stupid by nature...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 12:56 PM (06Hmj)

295 You're there as an actual member of congress, publicly, explicitly supporting organized thugs attempting to murder federal law enforcement agents.


The VA AG talked about murdering the opposition's children. An OH candidate is openly talking about murdering the president and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

296 how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

297 Let's revisit the media coverage on this and do a comparison between it, and the amount of media coverage from when Steve Scalise was shot playing baseball.

I'd wager that Omar gets more coverage and a longer news cycle.

Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (dIske)

298 What's usually sprayed on "uppity" Muslim women is NOT water, so if I were in her... shoes, I'd be panicking and sprinting to the hospital.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen the aftermath of such attacks at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Wt5PA)

299 And they will air it during a superbowl show with a gay tranny in a dress.

Good luck with that guys.

Probably why they released it early.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Fs0KI)

300 Budweiser starting that ad with a horse bolting from a barn is such a self own. At least they know.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (QQN0v)

301 Trump is waiting to pull the pin on a new census. Maybe next year?
Posted by: Major Healey

He'd better, strong-arming Congress if necessary. If Dems get either chamber in the midterms, nothing is passing for the next 2 year, and without a census before 2028, the Left is going to have a much easier time breaking every law and norm to win. And with control of the 2030 census, they'll be in a position to help themselves retain power for the next decade.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

302 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

***

I'll let it be known now that I AM available...

Posted by: Peter North at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (affD0)

303 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.

Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

304 President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook

Love it. He needs to put his red dot on some of these US Senators and do it quickly.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)

305 301 He'd better, strong-arming Congress if necessary. If Dems get either chamber in the midterms, nothing is passing for the next 2 year, and without a census before 2028, the Left is going to have a much easier time breaking every law and norm to win. And with control of the 2030 census, they'll be in a position to help themselves retain power for the next decade.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

=======

The mid-decade census was probably not ever going to be used for reapportionment. That would require an act of Congress, I believe.

The mid-decade census was only ever going to be for informational purposes.

Like...there are 330 million people in America but only 240 million Americans...in official numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

306 @thehill
·
1h
President Trump endorses challengers to Indiana Republicans who opposed redistricting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
==

Awesome!

Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 12:59 PM (rj6Yv)

307 304 Love it. He needs to put his red dot on some of these US Senators and do it quickly.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (abIsI)

======

There is a not small chance that Bill Cassidy will lose his primary because of Trump's endorsement against him.

Cassidy voted to convict Trump in the second impeachment trial in 2021.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

308 Libs of TikTok found another nurse, this one a male from NC:

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxfb2v

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (BJnkV)

309 Pardon me.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (tjClK)

310 I'd like to see the sprayers phone and banking records prior to the "attack."

You can do that, right Minn PD?

Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (GKyrs)

311 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.
Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

Well, if it was a saturated solution of witch, it would be unable to dissolve any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (8zz6B)

312 Libs of TikTok found another nurse, this one a male from NC:

https://tinyurl.com/5ffxfb2v
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 28, 2026 01:00 PM (BJnkV)


The left is irreparably broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:01 PM (tjClK)

313 There is a not small chance that Bill Cassidy will lose his primary because of Trump's endorsement against him.

And if he does, I'm sure the GOPe will do everything they can to elect the Democrat in the general.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Fs0KI)

314 311 Just checking to. See. If she'd melt.
Posted by: Az Deplorable moron at January 28, 2026 12:58 PM (aHESP)

Well, if it was a saturated solution of witch, it would be unable to dissolve any more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Holy water would be effective.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (abIsI)

315 Worse things have happened to Jussie Smollet.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (GD2xa)

316 Saw a lefty thread where the poster argued:

1) Illegals have no impact on our elections

2) Apportionment counts all people citizens, legal residents or not and it is supposed to be that way

Now...a bunch of people pointed out 1 and 2 are at odds. Even if millions of illegals were not voting (or more accurately having votes cast for them) they'd still affect our elections by giving illegal friendly areas more electoral votes.

The response from the left? THAT's RACIST

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (CNl8/)

318 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Look at the pictures.

Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

319 He should have shouted "who bitch dis is???" Before throwing the whateverliquid

What a wasted opportunity

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (syu79)

320 And if he does, I'm sure the GOPe will do everything they can to elect the Democrat in the general.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Fs0KI)


In Texas, we were told that Brandon Gill was a RINO with a faux Trump endorsement and to avoid him. He won handily.

He's been doing a pretty damn good job, at least in the sham hearings they've been having. Outspoken and brings receipts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (tjClK)

321 If it was real she would have flipped out because her people prefer acid.

If it was an actual surprise that is what she would have first expected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

322 1. No one is 'illegal'
2. So called 'illegals' are more law abiding than citizens.
3. Yes, immigrants do commit rape, but it is a simple matter of teaching them about the 'no-no' square.
4. Yes, I was raped, but my culture is worse -

@thenation
"The legal burden for proving rape colonizes my own mind, shaping the very way I conceive of what happened to me even as I refuse to subscribe to to its external pressures," writes @AnnaKrauthamer

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

323 Wow, good thing they didn't try to attack her at her late at night, at her home.

Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (oEMAv)

324 318 What does an illiterate do with a teleprompter?
Posted by: Boss Moss
......

Look at the pictures.
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

I'm surprised they don't just have a couple dozen buttons on the floor in front of her she can press with her snout to make words just like a person.

*boop* "Orange"
*boop* "Man"
*boop* "Bad"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (06Hmj)

325 317 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox
Posted by: Mark1971

They will find bags of shredded ballots and walk out with sad faces.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (abIsI)

326 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

I rate this 1 1/2 raised eyebrows.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 01:05 PM (Fs0KI)

327
ILHAN OMAR
Fake Attack. Fake American. Really Grifter!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (iJfKG)

328 The facility they are raiding was built in 2023. That doesn't mean records from 2020 can't be there but this has me assuming they are interested in the 2024 election...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (sKqQm)

329 To bad she wasn't sprayed with holy water cuz she would have melted. Also, have the calls to impeach President Trump over this started yet?

My vote: staged.

If I got sprayed with an unknown liquid by a deranged stranger I would be immediately getting as far away from the situation as possible, seeking a hose to wash it off and then head off to an emergency room.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 28, 2026 01:06 PM (8ZVmQ)

330 Nood Timpon

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

331 @thenation
"The legal burden for proving rape colonizes my own mind, shaping the very way I conceive of what happened to me even as I refuse to subscribe to to its external pressures," writes @AnnaKrauthamer
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 28, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Translation, for the benefit of every other woman:

"I don't care if this happens to you next."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (06Hmj)

332 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox

Raffensberger or whatever his name is hardest hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (P9pDS)

333 I heard on The Vince Show earlier that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?

Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (3y508)

334 296 how do you know they're not infected with some deadly infectious virus? Half of Minnesota could be dead by the weekend, half the country in a week......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 12:57 PM (5xuJ/)

Will Smith, Charlton Heston to the white courtesy phones, Will Smith Zombie Charlton Heston to the white courtesy phone....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (QGaXH)

335 She hurts the international brand, America, fuck yea.

Get rid of her.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 01:08 PM (EyfuW)

336
Oh...no.

How could this have happened?

I got viciously attacked with half an ounce of tepid water!

Tepid Water!!!!!1111!1!!


Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 28, 2026 01:09 PM (iJfKG)

337 JUST IN - FBI raid the Fulton County Election Hub and Operation Center, the investigation is related to the 2020 election — Fox
----------

I don't know anything about this!

Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)

338 The Krauthamer woman is your typical self important leftist m. If she was raped and didn't report it , she's allowing the rapists to go free and prey on other women. But she wrote an article.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (IDEQi)

339 Fiji Water!!!

Posted by: scottst at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (S6amQ)

340 333 I heard on The Vince Show earlier that Omar’s marriage to her brother was signed off on by a Christian pastor. WTF?
Posted by: Bulg at January 28, 2026 01:07 PM (3y50

Must have been a fat Lutheran woman with short hair.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (Blz2Y)

341 We saw the videos of the Georgia 2020 heist already, pulling them out from under a table when everybody else was told to go home. I don't know what six years later can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

342 I would bet that Krauthammer wasn't raped at all and made it all up to virtue signal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (CNl8/)

343 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
------

See: Tom Clancy, 'Executive Orders'

Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

344 Damn! Sounds like a great idea for a movie! *scribbles furiously*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy
------

See: Tom Clancy, 'Executive Orders'
Posted by: Fani Willis, Fulton County DA at January 28, 2026 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

It was a satirical comment, ya know. But, hey, when's the last time Hollywood had a fresh idea?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 28, 2026 01:16 PM (5xuJ/)

345 . I don't know what six years later can do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

Inform more people?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2026 01:20 PM (QQN0v)

346 She barely flinched then "went after him" in such a brave attack.

Seems staged to protect her turban cobra hideous self.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 28, 2026 01:25 PM (WONhk)

347 A careful review of the spraying suggests that Anthony Kazmierczak may not have acted alone. The grassy knoll to the west of the event would provide a second sprayer a more accurate target, which would require an accomplice to open the window in that direction. Slowing down the footage and listening to the audio indicates what may have been three sprayers. Take a look at how Omar reacts - clearly, it's Somali back and to the left. Somali back and to the left. Another bit of footage provided by a gentleman named Zap Rosdower is useful in portraying this.

Posted by: John Drake at January 28, 2026 01:27 PM (BcRsx)

348 Did this man cross State lines to squirt her with water?

Posted by: Lex at January 28, 2026 01:28 PM (l5xX+)

349 Yeah, looks VERY fake.

Who put the disheveled white man in the front row anyway? He looks like the only white man there.

And it all started being staged when the Nick Shirly video came out. That video led immediately to federal investigations for fraud, and I think everyone was on the take. Hence, they need riots, and events like this to keep people's eye off the ball that they all stole money.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 01:32 PM (urppY)

350 Anyone else thinks our 'squirter' looks like a soyed out Gerard Butler? Might just be because I watched Olympus has Fallen.

Posted by: Nelly at January 28, 2026 01:38 PM (7gpcF)

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