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Walz Agrees to De-Escalate His War Against the United States? Or... Not?

Apparently Trump and Walz had a phone call.

I'm not sure what Walz has agreed to -- maybe letting ICE pick up wanted illegals from their jails and courtrooms?

Or is it Trump who's backing down and needs Walz to provide him cover by pretending to have given up something?

Trump here says that "we're looking for all criminals" in Minnesota's "possession," but I don't see any claim that Walz actually agreed to this.

trumpwalzcall.jpg

Walz says that Trump agreed to an "investigation' of ICE agents. Again, I don't see any actual agreement that Minnesota will actually cooperate with ICE. Walz just says he's working to "reduce the number of federal agents in Minnesota," not "reduce the number of foreign pedophiles, killers, rapists, and gangsters."

Walz' office said the call was "productive."

"The Governor made the case that we need impartial investigations of the Minneapolis shootings involving federal agents, and that we need to reduce the number of federal agents in Minnesota," his office wrote in a release.

Renee Good and Alex Pretti, both Minnesota residents and U.S. citizens, were fatally shot and killed by federal immigration officers in separate incidents in Minneapolis.

Trump agreed to talk to the Department of Homeland Security about ensuring the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension is able to conduct an independent investigation, Walz' office said, and also agreed to look into either reducing the number of federal agents in Minnesota or working with the state "in a more coordinated fashion on immigration enforcement regarding violent criminals."

I don't know if there's any actual agreement here. This might be the typical result of diplomacy, wherein all parties just celebrate the fact that diplomacy occurred.

Posted by: Ace at 02:28 PM




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1 Huh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 26, 2026 02:27 PM (jc0TO)

2 Waltz still needs to go to the clink...

Posted by: Inogame at January 26, 2026 02:28 PM (53oGX)

3 it's a trap

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 02:28 PM (HXT0k)

4 Boned!

Posted by: Max Bone at January 26, 2026 02:28 PM (RkY+e)

5 If Walz isn't in cuffs, the negotiations were not a success.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:28 PM (ZcsJV)

6 maybe dem polls are telling them that the antics in mn are gonna cost dems in the elections this fall

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 26, 2026 02:28 PM (CWTWj)

7 Impartial investigations ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

8 Yo!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 26, 2026 02:30 PM (QGaXH)

9 Marxists do not quit, they change tactics

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 02:30 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Caroline laid out the exact request.

All state and local officials must:
1) all criminals aliens in their jails released to ICE
2) turn over all criminal aliens they arrest to ICE
3) cooperate with ICE in arresting all aliens with criminal warrants or convictions.

yeah, he basically said, end all of your sanctuary policies and I'll pull the extra Border and Customs agents from MN.
But not ICE agents.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 02:30 PM (HXT0k)

11 "I'm not sure what Walz has agreed to -- maybe letting ICE pick up wanted illegals from their jails and courtrooms?"

Does Walz have the unilateral power to allow this? Or does the twat mayor also have to agree? Anyone else?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

12 >>Impartial investigations ?


Doesn't really matter.
The case brought, if any, will be removed to Federal Jurisdiction and not prosecuted.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcsJV)

13

How's my ass taste?

Posted by: T. Walz, esq. at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (KrNsD)

14 So what about the massive fraud?

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (YG+k7)

15 No such thing as an impartial investigation.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (l3YAf)

16 Sabre scabbarding.

Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (se8lQ)

17 Letting the locals do the investigation seems like a baaaaad idea.

Posted by: WisRich at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (G0vdT)

18 why is Walz talking to Literally Hitler?

shaking rn

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 26, 2026 02:32 PM (/JT24)

19 Trump better have gotten Walz to give something substantial, or Trump has established leftist thugs will be allowed to run Federal LEO and other Federal officials out of any location in the USA, after rioting long enough.

Posted by: Gref at January 26, 2026 02:32 PM (5rh/l)

20 I suspect what will happen is ICE will be allowed to pick up illegals from jails and courtrooms, in exchange for a reduced ICE force in the city. Both sides will declare victory.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

21

Agreed since they have called both deaths murders...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

22 Does Walz have the unilateral power to allow this? Or does the twat mayor also have to agree? Anyone else?

In Florida, DeSantis forced twat mayors to give up illegals to ICE. So Walz should also have that power.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

23 Yeah, Trump just gave up. Not.

Troubling post.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 26, 2026 02:33 PM (cS1cw)

24 >>Letting the locals do the investigation seems like a baaaaad idea.


Not THE investigation, AN investigation.

Like I said, regardless of what MN does this case will be removed to Federal Court.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:33 PM (ZcsJV)

25 Walz' office said, and also agreed to look into either reducing the number of federal agents in Minnesota or working with the state "in a more coordinated fashion on immigration enforcement regarding violent criminals."

======

This is an admission that the sanctuary policies are in effect and are creating problems for Minnesota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

26 'if I pretend to put my sabre back in the scabbard, will you pretend to put your sabre back in the scabbard?"

"Uh, sure -- but in reality we'll keep fighting, right?"

"Of course!"

"OK -- deal."

Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (se8lQ)

27 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

28 As always, I don't pay attention to what Trump SAYS.
Every statement is a negotiation tactic or diplomacy.

I will pay attention to what Trump DOES.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

29 "All Hell Will Break Loose" (tm)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

30
Not THE investigation, AN investigation.

Like I said, regardless of what MN does this case will be removed to Federal Court.
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:33 PM (ZcsJV)

We know what their investigation will find....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

31 I'm not sure what Walz has agreed to -- maybe letting ICE pick up wanted illegals from their jails and courtrooms?

Or is it Trump who's backing down and needs Walz to provide him cover by pretending to have given up something?

Trump here says that "we're looking for all criminals" in Minnesota's "possession," but I don't see any claim that Walz actually agreed to this.

++++
Or it's nothing. They agreed to nothing and Trump is just saying they did for PR purposes.

I have no idea. Walz is over, which means he's cornered. I don't see why he would cut a deal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (MABZ1)

32 I nothing to support it being a win for Trump other than Trump saying it's a win.

Maybe I/we don't have the full story yet.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (QGaXH)

33 Does Walz have the unilateral power to allow this? Or does the twat mayor also have to agree? Anyone else?
-
In what sense?

Surely MN has laws making it a sanctuary state, but since he's a Democrat, he can ignore those laws whenever it's convenient.

Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (vSvIl)

34 and Fenelon Spoke gets her wish!

"Could we just have an entire open thread on "Why I second guess everything Trump and his entire administration does, and how I would do it much better"/ sarc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 02:06 PM (ix8EF)"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (Cjt/F)

35 Doesn't really matter.
The case brought, if any, will be removed to Federal Jurisdiction and not prosecuted.
Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcsJV)

I briefly entertained the idea of applying to ICE last year, but then I came to my senses and realized nobody would have my back if shit went sideways. I’d just have “conservatives” telling me to Trust The Plan/Process as communists bankrupted me with lawfare.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (l3YAf)

36 maybe dem polls are telling them that the antics in mn are gonna cost dems in the elections this fall

--

I'm hope and pray to G*d this is true, and that the majority of people are seeing this as the insurrection and terrorist tactics they are by nose-ringed freaks and D politicians.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (qBdHI)

37 27 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

Moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

38 I think Walz has a problem. How do people ostensibly operate daycare for thousands and provide tens of thousands of meals without one government inspection? Don't health inspections still exist? The fraud isn't just those wascally Somalis. Timmy's throwing off chaff like a mig in missile lock. Send in the accountants and finish him.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (w/O5Q)

39 In other news, I've been declared Miss America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (L/fGl)

40 27 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

Well that's unfortunate.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (i0Hi3)

41 The perfect deal would be that ICE gets all the illegal criminals and assorted scumbags. Walz gets a one-way trip to Greenland.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

42 24 >>Letting the locals do the investigation seems like a baaaaad idea.


Not THE investigation, AN investigation.

Like I said, regardless of what MN does this case will be removed to Federal Court.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:33 PM (ZcsJV)

======

"We investigate and found the BOP office to be in violation of international law!"
-Keith Ellison

"K."
-DOJ, filing to have the case dismissed in federal court

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

43 There is nothing to negotiate. The federal govt has every right to deport every fucking illegal in any state. The governor has zero say in this.

I’m not liking where this is headed.

Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (xg+/D)

44 Last week I posted that this is their last stand.

Last stands don't end in negotiations, they end in bloodbaths.

"They see this as their last stand. An all or nothing shot to get the public disgusted with Trump's tactics. In the past they controlled the narratives ("who will pick our crops", "dreamers", "family separation," "necessary for our economy," "cages"...) but the public got fed up with the crime, low wages, and filth. Now they are trying to reclaim that narrative by pushing chaos to the max and blaming Trump."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (OKjYk)

45 Walz says that Trump agreed to an "investigation' of ICE agents. Again, I don't see any actual agreement that Minnesota will actually cooperate with ICE. Walz just says he's working to "reduce the number of federal agents in Minnesota," not "reduce the number of foreign pedophiles, killers, rapists, and gangsters."
++++
One leads to the other.

And agreeing to "investigate" ICE agents costs nothing. Every shooting or similar is already investigated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (MABZ1)

46 yeah, he basically said, end all of your sanctuary policies and I'll pull the extra Border and Customs agents from MN.
But not ICE agents.

my take as well

ALSO

it's smart to offer an opponent a way to "save face"

especially one who is a tool of Communist China, they tend to be really big on "saving face"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (emBoF)

47 Sorry, I trust Waltz as far as I could throw the Moon.

'Working closely' = more info to pass to my commie pals raising hell in the streets.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (XjTSo)

48 >>Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.


Such a Tragedy.
(Assuming there were empty seats on the plane that could have held additional Lawyers)

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (ZcsJV)

49 Trump better have gotten Walz to give something substantial, or Trump has established leftist thugs will be allowed to run Federal LEO and other Federal officials out of any location in the USA, after rioting long enough.
-
And with far less effort than they managed in 2020.

Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (vSvIl)

50 There are illegals and then there are criminals. One is both. That's who Trump is interested in.

Maybe he'll get to the other ones later?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (qwVdq)

51 Nice doggie...

Posted by: Where's a rock? at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (2Ez/1)

52 41 The perfect deal would be that ICE gets all the illegal criminals and assorted scumbags. Walz gets a one-way trip to Greenland.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Well, since we're not getting that, we might as well get nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

53 Trump says he's sending Homan to MN in this post from about five hours ago:
http://tiny.cc/zh5y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (Yp6az)

54 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

🥳

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (l3YAf)

55 40 27 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.


I think it's just, terrible storm and they chose to fly anyway, likely had "some emir's 13th son" as the pilot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (emBoF)

56 he said, she said

Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (Q+gd/)

57 I don't know if there's any actual agreement here. This might be the typical result of diplomacy, wherein all parties just celebrate the fact that diplomacy occurred.
++++
Time will tell.

MN terrorists will stop impeding and attacking ICE, or they won't. MN terrorists will stop rioting, or they won't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (MABZ1)

58 I don't know if there's any actual agreement here. This might be the typical result of diplomacy, wherein all parties just celebrate the fact that diplomacy occurred.

It sounds to me like both, but especially Trump, are trying to claim more than was agreed to in the expectation that that puts pressure on the other guy, who doesn't want to look like he's killing any progress.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2026 02:36 PM (Riz8t)

59 Chris Madel is a good guy, not sure what the real reason is for quitting his campaign for governor. According to the MPLS Star Tribune, it's this:

Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota

Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (I7J98)

60 If things are "normalizing," punishments still need to flow. Once this is buttoned up - if that is what is going to happen - then the consequences *must* be brought to bear.

Not just cutting off a bunch of federal financing of programs in MN, but further punitive measures. Close down federal buildings in MN and fire the workforce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (MABZ1)

61 ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=kZo0k-fOM2M

Posted by: MISFITS at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (ZcsJV)

62 I think part of the deal Trump made was that walz would have to blow homan. Why else would homan go there?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (i0Hi3)

63 It seems pretty clear that if you don't want to have complications in your life, you don't engage with federal officers in a public setting. Obviously, your choice.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (oT7pT)

64 Walz is over, which means he's cornered. I don't see why he would cut a deal.

DataRepublican sent an uncensored version of the funding chain data for MN anti-ICE activity to her Trump/FedGov contacts last night and more this morning. So there may well be leverage on Walz now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

65 Diplomacy is the art of saying nothing at all and everyone agrees to it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (mlg/3)

66 If you believe the jist of all this, it sounds like Walz is ending MN as a sanctuary state.

We'll see I guess. But what would he get in return? Not going to jail or less enforcement against the fraud?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (n5tGW)

67 Chris Madel is a good guy, not sure what the real reason is for quitting his campaign for governor. According to the MPLS Star Tribune, it's this:

Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota
Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (I7J9
++++
If he's a "good guy" - and that quote doesn't indicate it - then that alone is reason enough to withdraw. Good men either don't win in American politics, or they don't stay good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (MABZ1)

68
Not THE investigation, AN investigation.
Posted by: garrett
=========
We know what their investigation will find....
Posted by: It's me donna

"It's those damned MAGAts in red states causing all the rioting and looting and burning and raping and murdering and raping."

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (QVmho)

69 63 It seems pretty clear that if you don't want to have complications in your life, you don't engage with federal officers in a public setting. Obviously, your choice.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (oT7pT)

======

Chris Rock is a racist! He didn't say that these rules applied to white allies as well!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

70 This deal seems pretti good!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

71 Does this include the use of a trebuchet in any fashion?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Vh9CX)

72 Transcription of the post I linked above:

I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me. Separately, a major investigation is going on with respect to the massive 20 Billion Dollar, Plus, Welfare Fraud that has taken place in Minnesota, and is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets. Additionally, the DOJ and Congress are looking at “Congresswoman” Ilhan Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars. Time will tell all. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (Yp6az)

73 59 Chris Madel is a good guy, not sure what the real reason is for quitting his campaign for governor. According to the MPLS Star Tribune, it's this:

Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota
Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (I7J9

Retribution implies a response to a wrong. ......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (i0Hi3)

74 But we can still arrest Walz and a host of other politicians for their part in the billions stolen by Somali pirates, right?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (vbXSk)

75 41 The perfect deal would be that ICE gets all the illegal criminals and assorted scumbags. Walz gets a one-way trip to Greenland.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

I think you misspelled Gitmo.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (QGaXH)

76 DataRepublican sent an uncensored version of the funding chain data for MN anti-ICE activity to her Trump/FedGov contacts last night and more this morning. So there may well be leverage on Walz now.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)
++++
But the leverage - the stick - has to come with an incentive - the carrot. What's the carrot, if so? Walz walks? That would be sadly typical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (MABZ1)

77 It seems like a big fat Normie Wedge.

No one cares what the smellies think, they're retards. But if normies see things looking awful, then Trump and Walz play nice and things suddenly look less awful (just what they see on the news, none of this has anything to do with reality)... then suddenly the normies are no longer quite as sympathetic towards the smellies, and a little more sympathetic towards Orange Man.

"He's dumb and I hate him.

...

But I guess he's not *that* bad."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 02:39 PM (06Hmj)

78 Walz's troops will see any contact with Trump, no matter how innocuous or inconsequential, as surrender.

Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2026 02:40 PM (Q+gd/)

79 I like the term "Broken Brains". Good description of the crap that is Minnesota.

Posted by: Case at January 26, 2026 02:40 PM (E7+ue)

80 62 I think part of the deal Trump made was that walz would have to blow homan. Why else would homan go there?
Posted by: Cuthbert

------

I'm right here

Posted by: Squeal like a pig, Timmy at January 26, 2026 02:40 PM (OKjYk)

81 Plot twist: Walz has MN State Police arrest Tom Homan, and things get spicy.

Posted by: ballistic at January 26, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)

82 64 Walz is over, which means he's cornered. I don't see why he would cut a deal.

DataRepublican sent an uncensored version of the funding chain data for MN anti-ICE activity to her Trump/FedGov contacts last night and more this morning. So there may well be leverage on Walz now.

Think its a deal to keep his pasty flabby ass out of prison?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (i0Hi3)

83 I believe the "friendly and cooperative" tone of PDT's tweet more in the fashion of Don Corleone's kiss on both cheeks of a rival mafia leader whose time has come.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

84 79 I like the term "Broken Brains". Good description of the crap that is Minnesota.
Posted by: Case at January 26, 2026 02:40 PM (E7+ue)

Not all of it... The Twin Cities are the problem...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

85 This reminds me of “Israel negotiating” with Arabs . They want to kill all Jews. So what’s the negotiation? They agree to only kill 50%?

What is the negotiable, ice is only “allowed” to deport some illegals but some get to stay? That’s not how it works. Ice’s job is to round up every last illegal they can find. There’s no negotiating with the insurrectionists.

It sets a very bad precedent for other blue cities and states.

Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (xg+/D)

86 what i don't understand is how universally-hated and mocked politicians like Kier Starmer and Tim Walz managed to keep staying in power, and keep beclowning themselves and enraging the populace, and nothing ever changes. The left's latest meme is "Trump desperately tries to cling to power in final days of his failed dictatorship," but of course trump is completely secure in his position -- it is the Left's politicians who "desperately cling to power."

The truth is that it's very hard to change things. Walz should have resigned in shame long ago. Starmer should have been forced to call elections and been voted out 90%-10% long ago.

Nevertheless, they persisted.

Posted by: Antonio Gramsci at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (se8lQ)

87 I don't know if there's any actual agreement here.

Posted by: Ace

Dem/lib games. Walz is going to attempt to shaft Trump. Trump will escalate.
It will be glorious.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (qo38o)

88 Well, I see its an eeyore kinda day around here no matter what thread I read. Let me go do something productive and finish clearing off the drive way.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (DVj4R)

89 But the leverage - the stick - has to come with an incentive - the carrot. What's the carrot, if so? Walz walks? That would be sadly typical.

Possibly. I'm with the many people who said that Walz is a giant pussy and would sing like a canary if he was properly cornered. So maybe he testifies against Keith Ellison and the Lt. Gov?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (2ocoG)

90 83 I believe the "friendly and cooperative" tone of PDT's tweet more in the fashion of Don Corleone's kiss on both cheeks of a rival mafia leader whose time has come.
Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

This is how I read it....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

91
and that we need to reduce the number of federal agents in Minnesota





Gov Balz: Yay! Reduced federal agents!

Emperor Golden Scalp Weasel: Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational 82nd Airborne Division. Not agents, paratroopers. Words matter, dumbass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (y9nCu)

92 May GOD place a hedge of protection around Tom Homan and his people as they enter Mordor.

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (LHPAg)

93 Off "Antonio Gramsci" sock.

Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (se8lQ)

94 "Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)"

And some people say their is no cosmic justice. I'm sure the record (for Maine mind you) snowfall was the main factor in the crash. Serious snow and Texas based pilots, I think I would have decided I could wait another day before flying out.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (hhkIi)

95 Plot twist: Walz has MN State Police arrest Tom Homan, and things get spicy.
Posted by: ballistic


Somehow I don't think the Staties would be able to overcome Homan's agents without engaging in FA/FO.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (mlg/3)

96 Fun fact, by the way: Tom Homan has a medal from Barack Obama for deporting illegals.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

97 Keith Ellison needs a one way trip over the Atlantic on Pinochet Airlines.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (sAmhv)

98 ... It sets a very bad precedent for other blue cities and states.
Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (xg+/D)
++++
It may.

I'm a pessimist who has seen nothing happen but the Party winning for decades, so I will assume - in the absence of other information - that the Party won. There is little meat on this bone, so who knows. But my baseline assumption is "business as usual on the march toward to fully dictatorial control by criminals."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (MABZ1)

99 96 Fun fact, by the way: Tom Homan has a medal from Barack Obama for deporting illegals.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

Yes he does

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (VE6XX)

100 Will anything happen?

Posted by: The person who always wonders if anything will happen at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (2Ez/1)

101 50 There are illegals and then there are criminals. One is both. That's who Trump is interested in.

Maybe he'll get to the other ones later?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


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Criminals multiply. They now include the protesters and organizers. On top of all the fraud criminals which are part of a RICO criminality that included many migrants.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (OKjYk)

102 But the leverage - the stick - has to come with an incentive - the carrot. What's the carrot, if so? Walz walks? That would be sadly typical.



Cooperate. Or we investigate. Forensically.


Balls deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (zILP0)

103 92 May GOD place a hedge of protection around Tom Homan and his people as they enter Mordor.
Posted by: Eromero


New sect: Tolkein Christianity. Might catch on.

Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (se8lQ)

104 ++++
If he's a "good guy" - and that quote doesn't indicate it - then that alone is reason enough to withdraw. Good men either don't win in American politics, or they don't stay good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
___________________________

I'm surprised by his reasoning, to be honest. I guess he caved. And Mike Lindell will never be governor.
********
Minneapolis attorney Chris Madel, a top contender in the Minnesota GOP gubernatorial race, suspended his campaign on Monday, rejecting the national Republican stance on ICE's Operation Metro Surge. Launched in December 2025, the operation arrested over 3,000 undocumented immigrants with criminal records but drew lawsuits, protests, and tragedies like the fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Renee Good on January 7, 2026. Madel, who initially supported targeting serious threats, criticized the raids for scaring citizens of color and disrupting communities, while noting the political damage in blue-leaning Minnesota. His exit highlights GOP tensions and may boost rivals like Mike Lindell ahead of the November 2026 election.

Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (I7J98)

105 101 50 There are illegals and then there are criminals. One is both. That's who Trump is interested in.

Maybe he'll get to the other ones later?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Yes... After the midterms...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (VE6XX)

106 98 It may.

I'm a pessimist who has seen nothing happen but the Party winning for decades, so I will assume - in the absence of other information - that the Party won. There is little meat on this bone, so who knows. But my baseline assumption is "business as usual on the march toward to fully dictatorial control by criminals."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (MABZ1)

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It's turning MN policy into TX policy regarding criminal illegals.

Is Trump losing in TX because 99% of what ICE does there is just picking up illegals from jails in San Antonio?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

107 48 >>Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.


Such a Tragedy.
(Assuming there were empty seats on the plane that could have held additional Lawyers)
Posted by: garrett
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What is ironic is if the partners ordered the plane to take off in a snowstorm, they are now liable and on the hook.

Apparently the snow was pretty bad at the airport but someone was in a hurry to takeoff from Maine and go somewhere.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)

108 Cooperate. Or we investigate. Forensically.

Balls deep.


And not the 13 year old balls Walz allegedly is very interested in.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

109 Criminals multiply. They now include the protesters and organizers. On top of all the fraud criminals which are part of a RICO criminality that included many migrants.
Posted by: bob


They also subtract Pretti Good.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (zILP0)

110 99 96 Fun fact, by the way: Tom Homan has a medal from Barack Obama for deporting illegals.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

Yes he does
Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:43 PM (VE6XX)

He should wear it while getting serviced by Walz

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (i0Hi3)

111 If Timmy backs off on the sanctuary city policies and starts turning Illegals over to ICE, then the insurgency is going to turn on him.
Which is going to be unfortunate.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

112 Getting MN state troopers off their donut stuffed asses could be helpful. We'll see.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 26, 2026 02:45 PM (wBaIH)

113 Walz Agrees to De-Escalate His War Against the United States? Or... Not?

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OK. That's nice.

So did Santa Anna. His leg is in an American museum.

So did Jefferson Davis. He froze to death on a steamboat.

So did Tojo. He shot himself through the skull.

Gorbachev did, but retired to a dacha in SF in ignominy.

Many along the way tried and failed. Noriega, Maduro, etc.

The Gorbachev outcome is what Walz ought to hope for - and be denied, at knifepoint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

114 111 If Timmy backs off on the sanctuary city policies and starts turning Illegals over to ICE, then the insurgency is going to turn on him.
Which is going to be unfortunate.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

Be a shame. Hope it works out well for him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:46 PM (i0Hi3)

115 The latest news says there were eight persons aboard the Bombardier 650 CL, with one survivor, who was part of the flight crew.

The passengers were from the law firm of Arnold & Itkin, a personal injury law firm.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2026 02:46 PM (/HDaX)

116 Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary, confirmed that President Donald Trump is calling on Congress to immediately pass legislation ending sanctuary cities "once and for all."

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This is like more laws against illegal immigration -- the existing laws are ignored with impunity, not sure any new ones are gonna to change that, unless it's strictly about ceasing all federal funding to such states and cities who have such sanctuary policies.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 26, 2026 02:46 PM (q1WgP)

117 111 If Timmy backs off on the sanctuary city policies and starts turning Illegals over to ICE, then the insurgency is going to turn on him.
Which is going to be unfortunate.
Posted by: Kindltot


Out: Firing squads
In: Circular firing squads

Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (se8lQ)

118 I guess the only question now is will Tim Walz be beating his retarded son in anger tonight, or in jubilation?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (l3YAf)

119 I'm about burned out on the negativity since we won't know for a bit which way things are going, so I'm going to remind everyone that things can suck everywhere. (you're welcome)

Actually, this guy has done a whole series on what it's like to be a young salaryman in Tokyo. I find it really interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMh088gBH8

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)

120 someone was in a hurry to takeoff from Maine and go somewhere.
Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (E4rtv)

——————

And they made it all the way to the scene of the crash.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (u73oe)

121 Ok Tim, two out of three are fall guys. You, Ellison or Frey. Omar is toast. Your choice as to which two get slammed. Choose wisely

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (e4I2N)

122 One thing I haven't seen studied or commented on is whether the Somalis are actually remaining in Minnesota, or has an exodus started to occur. I can't imagine a lot of them continuing to hang around (especially those that have benefitted significantly financially). And, as they are very tribal, I could see a bulk of them moving en masse to another Blue state fraud haven.

The San Diego area (which already has over 15,000 Somalis) would be my guess. This effects leftist politicians in the Minneapolist/ Saint Paul area, as it does on a State and Federal level. A whole huge pocket of guaranteed votes just up and leaving suggests the need to settle this matter quickly. That might be Walz's motivation.

Posted by: Orson at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

123 Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary, confirmed that President Donald Trump is calling on Congress to immediately pass legislation ending sanctuary cities "once and for all."


Sanctuary cities are already unconstitutional.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (zILP0)

124 Maybe yesterday's gun thresd was place to ask
What are Minneapolis gun laws for concealment, and if so does identification required while doing so?

My guess is Petti had neither

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Ia/+0)

125 It's turning MN policy into TX policy regarding criminal illegals.

Is Trump losing in TX because 99% of what ICE does there is just picking up illegals from jails in San Antonio?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

Lots of dangerous illegals not in jails though. Do they now breathe easy in MN?

Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (xg+/D)

126 115 The latest news says there were eight persons aboard the Bombardier 650 CL, with one survivor, who was part of the flight crew.

The passengers were from the law firm of Arnold & Itkin, a personal injury law firm.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2026 02:46 PM (/HDaX

Omg do you wanna be the owner ofa plan that takes down a whole personal injury firm?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (i0Hi3)

127 Commenting on comments that have occurred.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (f+JVJ)

128 I would like to see a cat scan of said wavelength

Posted by: turambar at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Q0yOR)

129 87 I don't know if there's any actual agreement here.

Posted by: Ace

Dem/lib games. Walz is going to attempt to shaft Trump. Trump will escalate.
It will be glorious.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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We have the optics op versus the actual facts on the ground. Doesn't harm Trump in the slightest despite the ridiculous TACO crap devised by Dem operatives.

The question is whether the deportations continue or not. Trump can be flexible here but Walz will be limited by his left flank and fellow criminals.

Trump has a pattern which infuriates a lot of people here but he does rope a dope domestically and in foreign affairs and zig zags to get to his destination like a sailor tacking into the wind.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

130 If Timmy backs off on the sanctuary city policies and starts turning Illegals over to ICE, then the insurgency is going to turn on him.
Which is going to be unfortunate.


For some reason, I doubt your sincerity.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

131 Walz's troops will see any contact with Trump, no matter how innocuous or inconsequential, as surrender.
Posted by: davidt at January 26, 2026 02:40

I think that, too. If the reaction here to Trump! agreed with Walz to drink less diet coke, then the Walz peeps will be feeling abandoned when the newest rumors start
to spread.

Posted by: old chick at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (F3Dlr)

132 Maybe Walz cracking has something to do with the ringleader pointing fingers at him for all the fraud. Thank you Aimee Bock!

Posted by: Random PJ at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Dwxc/)

133 I guess the only question now is will Tim Walz be beating his retarded son in anger tonight, or in jubilation?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (l3YAf)


My money's on some weird combination of both.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (/HDaX)

134 And just like that, Trump took the narrative.

Now it is, if the MN officials cooperate and hand over just the criminals, we'll leave everyone else alone.

Almost like he sent Bovino as the "bad cop" and now he's going to send Holman as the "good cop."

Or, like with Greenland, Bovino said "we're going to deport all illegals, they are all criminals."
And now Trump is going to force MN to end their sanctuary policies.

Now Trump looks like the reasonable one.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (HXT0k)

135 This reminds me of “Israel negotiating” with Arabs . They want to kill all Jews. So what’s the negotiation? They agree to only kill 50%?

What is the negotiable, ice is only “allowed” to deport some illegals but some get to stay? That’s not how it works. Ice’s job is to round up every last illegal they can find. There’s no negotiating with the insurrectionists.

It sets a very bad precedent for other blue cities and states.
Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:41 PM (xg+/D)
_____\

The frontline and flashpoint of this battle is criminal illegals. There are so many illegal alien rapists and gang-bangers and drug dealers and neon-green dildo-throwers that ICE could be kept busy for years detaining and deporting them.

If ICE could just pick up these scumbags from jails and courthouses, it would be a major win for the good guys. ICE could then move on to "regular" illegals.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

136 New sect: Tolkein Christianity. Might catch on.
Posted by: zombie


Great. We can call it Catholicism.
* dusts hands *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (mlg/3)

137 I’d just have “conservatives” telling me to Trust The Plan/Process as communists bankrupted me with lawfare.

We're not saying "trust the plan", we're saying understand the situation. However much you may want Trump to go scorched earth dictator and rule with an iron fist - but only in the areas, and with the policies, of which you approve... he doesn't have the support to do that.

That means that he has to play within the walls created by what are believed to be the rules. And the other side gets to play also.

Pam Bondi (useless, evil, clown) isn't in charge of ICE, or CBP... that's Kristi Noem. The folks that Pam Bondi is in charge of - FBI/DOJ - are hampered by rogue federal judges. We've had some posts about that. She's also hampered by dead-enders at the DOJ who haven't outed themselves yet. The ones who do the bare minimum to make it appear as though they're doing their jobs.

And those judges... I guess SCOTUS could do something, but they won't. Congress could do something but they won't either.

That's the facts on the ground. Not trust the plan. Just recognize that throwing yourself on the ground and screaming that you want a cookie RIGHT NOW isn't helpful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)

138 123 Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary, confirmed that President Donald Trump is calling on Congress to immediately pass legislation ending sanctuary cities "once and for all."


Sanctuary cities are already unconstitutional.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (zILP0)

=======

The legal extent of sanctuary cities is not honoring federal government detainers on prisoners held on state charges upon their release.

Is it unconstitutional for a city to say, "We're not calling the feds when we release this prisoner from our prisons"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

139 Have heard "rumors" that Trump now only wants criminal illegals arrested and deported.I hope this is not true.

I want ALL illegals deported. ALL. That's what I voted for.

They break the law when they cross the border. They break the law by staying like squatters, not paying taxes for decades, never assimilating in culture nor language, and, now, committing fraud on our dime.

While abuela may have cleaned homes and made tacos, she's still illegal 20yrs later. The fact that 70% of Somolians here for a decade are still on welfare is enough to tell you they are here for free stuff only. Not to culturally enhance our country.

DEPORT THEM ALL!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)

140 Obviously we're getting just the very surface of whatever is going on here, but I really don't like how it looks. MN is in a state of insurrection, and this sounds very much backing down. At the very least that's how it's going to be touted and how Walz's insurgency will take it.

Go ahead with the effeminate shaming language, but unless this is a head fake it looks very much like negotiating with terrorists at best.

Posted by: No bueno IMHO at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (TbWk/)

141 Mike Lindell as Governor would be frightening. He has all the energy of Trump and the ability to dial it down like Alex Jones.
On the other hand, he apparently is very detail oriented and will stop everything to solve a problem.
He also was a crack addict who's dealer cut him off so he wouldn't waste his life.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (rbvCR)

142 One thing I haven't seen studied or commented on is whether the Somalis are actually remaining in Minnesota, or has an exodus started to occur. I can't imagine a lot of them continuing to hang around (especially those that have benefitted significantly financially). And, as they are very tribal, I could see a bulk of them moving en masse to another Blue state fraud haven.


They weren't settled in MN by accident; it was part of a plan to keep the state blue. They'll have less influence in other states, so the gravy days are probably coming to a close.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)

143 125
Lots of dangerous illegals not in jails though. Do they now breathe easy in MN?

Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (xg+/D)

======

Why do you keep coming back with new names?

Is getting deported several times not enough of a clue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

144 thing I haven't seen studied or commented on is whether the Somalis are actually remaining in Minnesota, or has an exodus started to occur. I can't imagine a lot of them continuing to hang around (especially those that have benefitted significantly financially). And, as they are very tribal, I could see a bulk of them moving en masse to another Blue state fraud haven.



Virginia is about to make it illegal to vet recipients of govt money for eligibility. So my guess is that’s where they’ll go next.

Posted by: Really?? at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (xg+/D)

145 Maybe Walz cracking has something to do with the ringleader pointing fingers at him for all the fraud. Thank you Aimee Bock!
Posted by: Random PJ at January 26, 2026 02:48 PM (Dwxc/)
++++
"Ringleader." Sure. She might have been point-man on that fraud, but she's a "ringleader" of nothing. Everything going on is a Party operation.

She's maybe akin to a VP in Fraud, Inc. She runs a division, not the corporation. But she might be looking to save her own skin by selling out the boss.

Like most mafia organizations end up vulnerable. There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (MABZ1)

146 What I am wondering is if the national democrats are trying to cut their losses, and let Walz hang? We know that the money laundering is a national thing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (0U5gm)

147 118 I guess the only question now is will Tim Walz be beating his retarded son in anger tonight, or in jubilation?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (l3YAf)

Lol. Wonder if his wife will kiss him when he comes home with spunky breath after his meeting with homan.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (i0Hi3)

148 Great. We can call it Catholicism.
* dusts hands *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (mlg/3)

That's token Christianity...

Posted by: HOLY WARRRRRSS!!! at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

149 Apparently the snow was pretty bad at the airport but someone was in a hurry to takeoff from Maine and go somewhere.
-
Maine showed up on the Somali fraud radar late last week, is that related to their presence?

Posted by: Methos at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (vSvIl)

150 >> neon-green dildo-throwers

I thought this was America.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (l3YAf)

151 I hope President Trump is simply being diplomatic before the big BOOM. He can then say he tried, etc, and whatever political jibberjabberwocky he wants to say.

Walz is pedomouth in deep in fraud and insurrection. So is his Lt Gov and AG Ellison. Signal will prove this, too, with the Lt Gov on chats. They may delete to their heart's content, but it is in The Cloud.

I appear to be starting to go on a rampage and need a sandwich.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (WONhk)

152 *Tolkien.
And as noted, that's just Catholicism. (Actually probably more Nestorianism, what with the flat-earth teasing in the First Age.)

Posted by: gKWVE at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (gKWVE)

153
Rick Caruso said today in an article on the newly-launched CA Post (sister of the NY Post) that he's not running for governor because this state is too broken:


https://tinyurl.com/45ypvarv

Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (I7J98)

154 Chris Madel is a good guy, not sure what the real reason is for quitting his campaign for governor. According to the MPLS Star Tribune, it's this:

Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota
Posted by: beckster at January 26, 2026 02:37 PM (I7J9


He can't publicly say that Minnesota is getting what it has coming. If, on the other hand, the second statement is truly his opinion, he's not a good guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (ExV1e)

155 139 Have heard "rumors" that Trump now only wants criminal illegals arrested and deported.I hope this is not true.

I want ALL illegals deported. ALL. That's what I voted for.

They break the law when they cross the border. They break the law by staying like squatters, not paying taxes for decades, never assimilating in culture nor language, and, now, committing fraud on our dime.

While abuela may have cleaned homes and made tacos, she's still illegal 20yrs later. The fact that 70% of Somolians here for a decade are still on welfare is enough to tell you they are here for free stuff only. Not to culturally enhance our country.

DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)

80 % will be tied to the grift and then deported?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (i0Hi3)

156 Gus Walz is the 2d smartest being in the Walz household.... Patches Walz the housecat being the top dog.

Posted by: sven at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (MUJd1)

157 136 New sect: Tolkein Christianity. Might catch on.
Posted by: zombie

Great. We can call it Catholicism.
* dusts hands *
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I just wanna see a new edition of the King James Bible, but with Tolkein references scattered throughout.

"And Lot's wife turned around, cast her eyes upon Sauron, and was turned into a pillar of dwarven salt."

Posted by: zombie at January 26, 2026 02:52 PM (se8lQ)

158 Religious hatred stabbing in Parkland, WA:

A guy's out walking his dog when a man approaches him and asks what religion he is. The dog walker replies, "Christian." The man then stabs the dogwalker and the dog. Both are in surgery.

http://tiny.cc/ii5y001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (Yp6az)

159 I think Timpon will do whatever his wife and daughter tell him.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (wGerL)

160 Go ahead with the effeminate shaming language, but unless this is a head fake it looks very much like negotiating with terrorists at best.
Posted by: No bueno IMHO at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (TbWk/)


Trump got the last of the Hostages, living and dead, from Hamas.
At last count, Venezuelan President Delcy Rodriguez has confirmed the Bolivarian state has released 260 political prisoners.

Negotiating with terrorists' main boss is surprisingly effective if you can show you have a "discombobulator" and are willing to use it.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

161 Lol. Wonder if his wife will kiss him when he comes home with spunky breath after his meeting with homan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (i0Hi3)

“This doesn’t smell like burning tires!”

Posted by: First Lady of Minnesota Gwen Walz at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (l3YAf)

162 139 Have heard "rumors" that Trump now only wants criminal illegals arrested and deported.I hope this is not true.

I want ALL illegals deported. ALL. That's what I voted for.

DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 26, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)

======

He said outright that he wanted to stop enforcement on farms.

Homan and Miller ignored him and kept doing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

163 >>I want ALL illegals deported. ALL. That's what I voted for.


The Pregnant ones, first.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:53 PM (ZcsJV)

164 I love the strategic incoherence of one faction pushing "Trump is a Dictator" and another pushing "Trump is a Chicken".

So... You don't want him to play nice with MN and come to a reasonable agreement, because that's being a Chicken?

You actually *want* him to send in the military and torch the governor's mansion?

So that... you can keep calling him a Dictator?

I don't know, smellies. What do you actually want? Just tell me what you want. Make it make sense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (06Hmj)

165 Walz should be given no quarter. Pilloried at least, preferably executed. Make an example of this fat, thieving, retarded pigman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (BI5O2)

166 Lose a loved one in a plane accident?
Call us.

Posted by: Too soon? at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (2Ez/1)

167 And we’ve officially entered the “I’m losing but trying to save face” part of this dumbfuckery. Whatever it takes to get them out of our state

“Build your opponents a golden bridge to retreat across.” -Sun Tzu. If ICE gets the fuck out of MN, I will be relieved. But we can't forget Pretti or Good. There must be prosecutions that come out of this.

We also can’t forget all the people, including children, they disappeared during this campaign. Pushing them out of Minnesota wins a battle, not a war. They just know they’ve fucked up the optics for their base and are counting on MAGA’s short term memory to allow them to get right back to their genocidal plans

They don’t call him TACO for nothing. My fellow Minnesotans, we’re winning. Keep the pressure on every day. They’re looking for an exit strategy. Welcome to Minnesota mother fuckers.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

168 Waltz is done. Arrest him in the middle of the night.

Arrest him in such a hard fashion that he can't stop shitting.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (EyfuW)

169 167 “Build your opponents a golden bridge to retreat across.” -Sun Tzu. If ICE gets the fuck out of MN, I will be relieved. But we can't forget Pretti or Good. There must be prosecutions that come out of this.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

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ICE has a permanent field office in St. Paul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

170 From Fox News Bill Melugin:

Very misleading from Walz. Yes, his prisons honor ICE detainers by transferring *convicted* criminal aliens after they serve their sentence, but his city and county jails do not.

ICE wants criminal aliens arrested for crimes handed to them instead of being released to streets.

Even California prisons honor ICE detainers.

The sanctuary fights are over city and county jails.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (CNl8/)

171 Tom Homan
What is best in life ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (NtVYv)

172 Kangaroo Crash at the Tour Down Under.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=j1XuBcKqKEI

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (ZcsJV)

173 Keep in mind that Trump is known for making nicey-nice in public while sharpening his dagger behind the scenes.

Just last week he publicly praised the Mullahs in Iran for not executing protesters, and everyone pretty much assumed that didn't mean he's suddenly okay with Iran. He's buying time for what's to come if they don't get their shit together.

Posted by: ballistic at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (5aZAZ)

174 167We also can’t forget all the people, including children, they disappeared during this campaign. Pushing them out of Minnesota wins a battle, not a war. They just know they’ve fucked up the optics for their base and are counting on MAGA’s short term memory to allow them to get right back to their genocidal plans

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

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American citizens or illegal immigrants disappeared?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

175 >> Gus Walz is the 2d smartest being in the Walz household.... Patches Walz the housecat being the top dog.

DADDEH SAID IS TIME TO PLAY HIDE THE VEENA SOSSAGE AGAIN

Posted by: First Tard of Minnesota Gus Walz at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (l3YAf)

176 164 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 02:54 PM (06Hmj)

I want the left to be convicted for the open-aired seditious conspiracy they are running on signals.

The J6ers were spiked like volleyballs for a lot less.

Posted by: sven at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (MUJd1)

177 what i don't understand is how universally-hated and mocked politicians like Kier Starmer and Tim Walz managed to keep staying in power, and keep beclowning themselves and enraging the populace, and nothing ever changes.

It's easier for Starmer. He only has to appeal, personally, to the voters of his district. They vote Labour and he has has influence in Labour. Why not keep him.

Then the party chose him to be PM. Most voters only voted for their personal MP and the British system sucks worse than ours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

178 Lol. Wonder if his wife will kiss him when he comes home with spunky breath after his meeting with homan.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 26, 2026 02:50 PM (i0Hi3)

"Oh shit, Tim, that's disgusting! What the hell?

....

Since when did your boyfriend start smoking?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 02:56 PM (06Hmj)

179 I have no idea what in the Hell Trump is saying in that message other what is loud and clear: The Insurrection Act is no longer on the table.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 02:56 PM (nCgQz)

180 While abuela may have cleaned homes and made tacos, she's still illegal 20yrs later.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Trump is fighting a two front battle--first, it always made sense to go after the criminals who happen to be illegal first--less deaths, less crime, less drug dealers around (see the crime stats). Every person killed, hurt, or od'ed by a illegal with a long criminal record is a needless death or injury.

That builds impetus by a) denying the Dems their criminal footsoldiers for voter fraud, drug sales, etc., and b) it is a plain 80-90 percent support of public issue. No rational person wants pedoes, drug dealers, etc. Only Democrat intellectuals could be so stupid to admit that.

Going after Maria right now is the harder case to make for many voters especially if it turns ugly. Best to go after the rotten fruit first, and turn up the screws on the softer illegals by cutting off their money, benefits, making it hard to travel, and so on. Enforcement can then pivot to large employers as they aren't sympathetic to the public either.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 02:56 PM (E4rtv)

181 We also can’t forget all the people, including children, they disappeared

--

I already have, piggy.

But I haven't forgotten you and yours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 02:56 PM (BI5O2)

182 URL shorteners.

Posted by: They're a thing at January 26, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)

183 So ... Redditards think they are winning?

Good

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 02:57 PM (HXT0k)

184 I didn't know Trump was French.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 02:57 PM (abIsI)

185 The legal extent of sanctuary cities is not honoring federal government detainers on prisoners held on state charges upon their release.

Is it unconstitutional for a city to say, "We're not calling the feds when we release this prisoner from our prisons"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


If they have a federal hold, yes. Re-read your oath of office that you swore to.

"Uphold the Constitution"

Federal law is that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:57 PM (zILP0)

186 177 It's easier for Starmer. He only has to appeal, personally, to the voters of his district. They vote Labour and he has has influence in Labour. Why not keep him.

Then the party chose him to be PM. Most voters only voted for their personal MP and the British system sucks worse than ours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 02:55 PM (ExV1e)

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Starmer doesn't have to face voters for more than 3 more years. As long as he keeps the upper parts of his party cognizant of the fact that getting rid of him does nothing to help them and their eroding support because they're all fucking crazier than he is, he remains PM.

Starmer didn't show his ass to the world until after he became PM.

Terms of service can be a real bitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

187 I don't know what to think about this, at least until a pundit who happens to write political fiction about american leftists starting a domestic war tells me to stop being black pilled again. Until then I guess I'll just really hope for the best.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2026 02:58 PM (3uBP9)

188 185 If they have a federal hold, yes. Re-read your oath of office that you swore to.

"Uphold the Constitution"

Federal law is that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:57 PM (zILP0)

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Actually...no, it's not unconstitutional. A hold is not an order, it's a request.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

189 179 I have no idea what in the Hell Trump is saying in that message other what is loud and clear: The Insurrection Act is no longer on the table.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Bombing Iran's nuke facilities was off the table until it is on. The essence of Trump is chaos and riding the wave. That upsets a lot of people that want everything right now because we are in charge.

Trump's appearance at his victory speech in 2016 had You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones playing. That is always true in politics and foreign policy. You just try to get what you need.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

190 Assless chaps.

Boobs.

Promethius.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Kt19C)

191 Ringleader, point man, whatever. She organized a lot of Somali fraud.

And we agree "she might be looking to save her own skin by selling out the boss."

Posted by: Random PJ at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Dwxc/)

192 Very misleading from Walz. Yes, his prisons honor ICE detainers by transferring *convicted* criminal aliens after they serve their sentence, but his city and county jails do not.
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So, Walz has to do that which he legally cannot do--order city and county officials.

And the left is thinking they won?

Amusing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (HXT0k)

193 I'll look on with interest at what Homan accomplishes/reports from that hellhole that is MN. My ICE brother is currently in Minneapolis amidst all this terrorist activity. He's been with ICE for quite a while and doesn't think the sun rises and sets on Homan. Says he's all talk, but when push comes to shove, his words don't translate into action. Who knows. Time will tell.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (qBdHI)

194 Homan is not one to retreat.. If Trump was gonna take ICE out he wouldn't have sent Homan in....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (VE6XX)

195 This slender bikini brunette in the woods has no idea what is support or betrayal or irrelevance:
http://tiny.cc/ti5y001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (MABZ1)

196 Mary Ann!

Posted by: Not Ginger at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

197 Well you would think the normal people of Minnesota would stand up for their state but they remain quiet. Or maybe they do stand up and say something but the media turns a deaf ear. That wouldn't surprise anybody. The media is not there to report, they are there to stir the pot.

Posted by: Case at January 26, 2026 03:00 PM (E7+ue)

198 People - normies - just want peace and concord.

they do NOT want the Insurrection Act.

do I think it has a place? yes.

but I appreciate an Executive who is very reticent to use it. especially since the Blob can make using the Act worse far less well for PDJT than they would for a "real" (in their eyes) President.

PDJT is trying to keep going keep working AND keep things stable for the majority of Americans, who are not us. They're definitely not us.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:00 PM (emBoF)

199 worse = WORK

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:00 PM (emBoF)

200 Starmer doesn't have to face voters for more than 3 more years. As long as he keeps the upper parts of his party cognizant of the fact that getting rid of him does nothing to help them and their eroding support because they're all fucking crazier than he is, he remains PM.

Starmer didn't show his ass to the world until after he became PM.

Terms of service can be a real bitch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think Starmer is likely to be out before Labor's term ends as PM. Too many effective attacks and they will probably bring back his exiled Deputy PM to run the party. She was more popular than he was until felled by a property tax issue. Forget her name but she is still out there in the political wilderness but meanwhile untainted by the Starmer and Co daily disasters.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv)

201 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at January 26, 2026 03:01 PM (jc0TO)

202 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (qBdHI)

I didn't know Homan was like that... I will believe your Brother because he has first hand information...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 03:01 PM (VE6XX)

203
http://tiny.cc/ti5y001

Points deducted for missing right hand and unknown eye color.

Posted by: The judges at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (2Ez/1)

204 >> they do NOT want the Insurrection Act.

Presidents who invoked it to fight the Civil War or for “civil rights” are regarded as heroes by normies.

But that’s because they won.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (l3YAf)

205 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

206 Assless chaps.

Boobs.

Promethius.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (Kt19C)

Not in that order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

207 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: slender bikini brunettes in the woods at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

208 200 I think Starmer is likely to be out before Labor's term ends as PM. Too many effective attacks and they will probably bring back his exiled Deputy PM to run the party. She was more popular than he was until felled by a property tax issue. Forget her name but she is still out there in the political wilderness but meanwhile untainted by the Starmer and Co daily disasters.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:01 PM (E4rtv)

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It's certainly possible, but the important part is that it'll all be internal party struggles, nothing that will lead to an early election.

People don't understand the Parliamentary system and keep thinking that Starmer stepping down means that a new snap election happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

209 Speaking of Iran, I was following the USS Lincoln on different nautical trackers. It apparently stopped just northwest of the straits of Malacca. I suspect the strike group turned off transponders, and this is a last-known position, and they're steaming northward by now, after rounding Ceylon.

But it's also possible we pussied out. Anything is possible, these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (BI5O2)

210 205 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

Kidnap Citizens off of the streets ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (VE6XX)

211 PDJT is trying to keep going keep working AND keep things stable for the majority of Americans, who are not us. They're definitely not us.
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Trump is many things but not an ideologue. Same reason that a lot of people here thought he was a Hillary plant in 2016.

Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech to a group of donors. Trump by being an asshole in public and the same in private, has its own value because we are consistently seeing a lot of GOP and Dems having the public masks being ripped off to show truly loathsome private faces.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)

212 Miss me?

Posted by: TACO Trump at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (OUzeD)

213 But that’s because they won.


yes

hardest to win without the press, without a lot of the feds - including military. very hard to "win" decisively as an outsider to this thing.

which we (well most of us) and PDJT are. we are outsiders.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (emBoF)

214
Square profile picture
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

A plaque from the Democratic Coalition of Satan Worshippers is being displayed at the MN state capitol, thanking Gov Tim Walz for allowing the spread of Satanism.

"Satan has a special place for you."

Democrats are the party of the devil.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7bzbxm

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

215 I hope Trump is being kind to give Walz a chance to do the right thing.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (YXIVQ)

216 At AmSpec, "America’s Silent Kidney Crisis"

America's kidneys need to speak up and make their voices heard.

Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (N8ZBc)

217 205 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

*throws flag*
*blows whistle*
False dichotomy on the offense. Fifteen yard penalty, loss of down.

Posted by: Don't have to live like a referee at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (TbWk/)

218 Minnesota is going to bring up the agents on state charges. Probably homicide. They’re going to ride that like Stormy Daniels on Long Dong Silver to the midterms.

You can put that on Polymarket so I can put $5,000 on 100%

Posted by: Vengeance at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (oSFyF)

219 Trump is many things but not an ideologue. Same reason that a lot of people here thought he was a Hillary plant in 2016.

Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech to a group of donors. Trump by being an asshole in public and the same in private, has its own value because we are consistently seeing a lot of GOP and Dems having the public masks being ripped off to show truly loathsome private faces.
Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)

Agreed.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (l3YAf)

220 Walz is damned lucky he's not getting the Maduro treatment, and I think that's starting to sink in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (IG3/x)

221 Oh, yeah, Timmy. I want to be on the side of a nurse who thought he was Billy Badass, and that a brand new pistol was a magic talisman that would make LE back off and run away if he brought it out.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)

222 Assless chaps.

Boobs.

Promethius.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Trebuchet at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (0sNs1)

223 194 Homan is not one to retreat.. If Trump was gonna take ICE out he wouldn't have sent Homan in....
Posted by: It's me donna
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The Homan's not one for turning...

(this is a butchered Margret Thatcher quote that came to mind.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (OKjYk)

224 but I appreciate an Executive who is very reticent to use it. especially since the Blob can make using the Act worse far less well for PDJT than they would for a "real" (in their eyes) President.

PDJT is trying to keep going keep working AND keep things stable for the majority of Americans, who are not us. They're definitely not us.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:00 PM (emBoF)
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Which is why I advocated repetitive pull outs and re-entries. (Phrasing Guard). Because it would repetitively restate ICE's prerogative to enter the state. And plus while you go to other states, the stockpile of whatever the resistance has put together has to be transferred or spoils and rusts a little bit.

But a re-entry keeps telling the people of that state that they had false relief. This is not about capitulating, it's about legal process.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (krQz2)

225 And so ends the beginning.

Posted by: The person who always thinks the beginning is ending at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (2Ez/1)

226 205 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

The one without the lady dicks.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (w/O5Q)

227 This has been a crisis-equals-opportunity moment to destroy the Left (who wants nothing but his and America's destruction). Apparently Trump isn't interested in destroying the Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (WHfpM)

228 205 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

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So...you want to dismantle the federal administrative state, including it's ability to fund the states with block grants, and remove all federal power back to being almost exclusively foreign policy in nature?

When did Walz become a Tea Partier?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

229 211 Whig, what did Cruz say about Trump?

Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

230 "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

Kidnap Citizens off of the streets ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (VE6XX)
___

Laken Riley was also a nurse, or at least a nursing student. Odd how nobody on the left cared about her murder.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

231 It's certainly possible, but the important part is that it'll all be internal party struggles, nothing that will lead to an early election.

People don't understand the Parliamentary system and keep thinking that Starmer stepping down means that a new snap election happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It could in theory but in reality, with the whip system, not likely. You may, however, see a small stream of defections just like the Tory party and Labor by election losses. They did not win 2024 by being popular but rather from an electoral split in conservative voting into two parties.

The Labor defectors are likely to go to the Liberals, the Tories to the Reform.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

232 I thought a week ago Walz was said to be resigning, not dictating terms with the Federal government to keep Illegals on the dole and voter lists

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Ia/+0)

233 Nope. T wants Congress to end Sanctuary cities; Walz wants ICE out. Why should Walz negotiate? He's not going for Governor again. His $ hasn't been found. Only stall tactics as more and more peaceful protestors are trained & as soon as Trump gives one inch, the ICE issues roar back. (It's another Seattle now.)

In the meantime, more and more towns, boroughs, counties join in The Resistance.

'Commissioners in this Philadelphia suburb approve resolution limiting cooperation with ICE,' January 14, 2026

'Upper Darby vows to advance measures to protect residents against ICE,' Jan. 25, 2026

PA Immigrant Org and ICE resistance resources.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (NFX2v)

234 224 Which is why I advocated repetitive pull outs and re-entries. (Phrasing Guard). Because it would repetitively restate ICE's prerogative to enter the state. And plus while you go to other states, the stockpile of whatever the resistance has put together has to be transferred or spoils and rusts a little bit.

But a re-entry keeps telling the people of that state that they had false relief. This is not about capitulating, it's about legal process.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2026 03:05 PM (krQz2)

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The old in out, in out.

Real horrorshow, brother.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

235 Is it unconstitutional for a city to say, "We're not calling the feds when we release this prisoner from our prisons"?

Sadly, the courts have ruled that state/local officials aren't required to anything for the federal government unless they're paid to do so. Otherwise it's de-facto slavery.

It's an asinine ruling but, then again, a lot of them are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (ExV1e)

236 This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: slender bikini brunettes in the woods at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

She's built like a mop handle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

237 I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

1.) Fuck that faggot

2.) Fuck you too

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)

238 Trump has a pattern which infuriates a lot of people here but he does rope a dope domestically and in foreign affairs and zig zags to get to his destination like a sailor tacking into the wind

That is a nice shiny turd you polished to a mirror finish.

I think Trump finally realizes that he has been crab bucketed by Congress, Courts, his feckless and retarded advisors, donors, and foreign leaders into allowing the Deep State to flourish.

It was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (nCgQz)

239 196 Mary Ann!

Posted by: Not Ginger


That was my thought as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (Riz8t)

240 227 This has been a crisis-equals-opportunity moment to destroy the Left (who wants nothing but his and America's destruction). Apparently Trump isn't interested in destroying the Left.


he is a thousand percent interested in that

he knows that his progeny will be their target

he just isn't doing it quite the way we want. certainly not the way Id like. but then again, I'm pretty wacky sometimes.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (emBoF)

241 >>"To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such government?"

-- Tim Walz


I'd suggest he eat a bullet, but we'd have to find someone to load the gun for him.

Posted by: garrett at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (ZcsJV)

242 yes

hardest to win without the press, without a lot of the feds - including military. very hard to "win" decisively as an outsider to this thing.

which we (well most of us) and PDJT are. we are outsiders.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM (emBoF)

We are outsiders in our own land. The land my forefathers conquered for posterity.

Which is why the left must be mercilessly crushed, by any and all means necessary. Now and forever.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (l3YAf)

243 Trump's just sweet talking Walz. Walz ain't the ringleader to the fraud, nor the primary instigator in the rioting against ICE. Those people are situated in political office in the city of Minneapolis. As are a couple state politicos like the Lt. Governor.

Walz is just too fucking stupid to be any sort of ringleader to this shit. Trump's offering him an off ramp. Likely in exchange for some cooperation with the real criminals in the fraud.

I could care less about Walz. His political career is done. He's got zero influence in anything. I do care about Frey, Ellison, the Lt Governor, Flannigan (Ojibwe: Gizhiiwewidamookwecare) whatever the fuck that is, and the other Minneapolis shitstains who instigated the violence there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (qwVdq)

244 The old in out, in out.

Real horrorshow, brother.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Objection!

Are you trying to combine Clockwork Orange and 1984?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

245 The Homan's not one for turning...

(this is a butchered Margret Thatcher quote that came to mind.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


I loved what she said at the beginning of the Falklands War: "Failure? The possibilities do not exist."

Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

246 This blonde Scandinavian girl in a Vikini is upset with
her American cousins for not supporting ICE.

https://tinyurl.com/yz2waspx

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)

247 Bulg
https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Cruz-Vance

Link goes to Axios. Also Axios article is crosslinked at GWP.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (E4rtv)

248 231 It could in theory but in reality, with the whip system, not likely. You may, however, see a small stream of defections just like the Tory party and Labor by election losses. They did not win 2024 by being popular but rather from an electoral split in conservative voting into two parties.

The Labor defectors are likely to go to the Liberals, the Tories to the Reform.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

=======

The Labour majority is so large right now, they could lose 10% of the caucus to other parties outright and still have the biggest majority in decades.

Despite the unpopularity and corruption and overall ineffectiveness of Labour over the last couple of years, there's never been a hint at a snap election because everyone in Labour knows they'll become a rump party in moments after the polls close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

249 Starmer doesn't have to face voters for more than 3 more years. As long as he keeps the upper parts of his party cognizant of the fact that getting rid of him does nothing to help them and their eroding support because they're all fucking crazier than he is, he remains PM.

I read somewhere (don't know if it's true) that Starmer is safe if he refuses to leave because a no confidence vote triggers a general election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (ExV1e)

250 The theology of firearms.

https://is.gd/SGsF3i

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (L/fGl)

251 The old in out, in out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Incels at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

252 Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech to a group of donors. Trump by being an asshole in public and the same in private, has its own value because we are consistently seeing a lot of GOP and Dems having the public masks being ripped off to show truly loathsome private faces.

--

Yeah, Cruz disappoints me. There aren't many R's in Congress period that give one hot damn what's happening to this country. This is the party that is doing zip, zero, nada to help move Trump's agenda along. They're worthless. No, worse than worthless. They're sabotagers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (qBdHI)

253 Who looks nastier, uglier, and smellier? This Pretti faggot or the William Kelly faggot?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

254 244 The old in out, in out.

Real horrorshow, brother.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Objection!

Are you trying to combine Clockwork Orange and 1984?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

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My knowledge of Nadsat is limited, but cohesive. It's all Clockwork.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

255 Which is why the left must be mercilessly crushed, by any and all means necessary. Now and forever.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director


I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (abIsI)

256 https://tinyurl.com/yz2waspx
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)

Airbrushed, but not built like a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

257 I have installed my new car battery without injury. I am mobile again.

Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (N8ZBc)

258 27 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

****

Deets?

Posted by: EFG at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (AbEPc)

259 249 I read somewhere (don't know if it's true) that Starmer is safe if he refuses to leave because a no confidence vote triggers a general election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:08 PM (ExV1e)

======

There's some other way to oust a PM, but it's mostly arm twisting.

But most of the mechanisms do trigger general elections.

As long as the man has no shame, he's set.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

260 Square profile picture
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

A plaque from the Democratic Coalition of Satan Worshippers is being displayed at the MN state capitol, thanking Gov Tim Walz for allowing the spread of Satanism.

"Satan has a special place for you."

Democrats are the party of the devil.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7bzbxm
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2026 03:03 PM


I have an entire theme park set up for him.

Posted by: Beelzebub at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (jc0TO)

261 > I have installed my new car battery without injury. I am mobile again.

Congrats! Those things are heavy. Did you have to do anything crazy to get it in place? I know some car models make you take off a tire to get to the battery compartment.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (Yp6az)

262 216 At AmSpec, "America’s Silent Kidney Crisis"

America's kidneys need to speak up and make their voices heard.
Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (N8ZBc)

You'll never hear them over the spleen and colon, anyways.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (06Hmj)

263 My knowledge of Nadsat is limited, but cohesive. It's all Clockwork.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

Its the 'brother' usage that made me think 1984. Was that a thing in all the dystopia fi lion? Commie speak?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

264 198 Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:00 PM (emBoF)

There is a fully funded by foreign sources organized conspiracy to thwart federal law and Don Lemon invaded a church with BLM figures in a conspiracy to deny people civil liberties.

If this cannot be stopped let's go ahead and formalize the republican base not being citizens please.

Posted by: sven at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (MUJd1)

265 252 Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech to a group of donors. Trump by being an asshole in public and the same in private, has its own value because we are consistently seeing a lot of GOP and Dems having the public masks being ripped off to show truly loathsome private faces.

Hilton

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (NFX2v)

266 263 My knowledge of Nadsat is limited, but cohesive. It's all Clockwork.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

Its the 'brother' usage that made me think 1984. Was that a thing in all the dystopia fi lion? Commie speak?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

=======

Alex says "brother" or "my brothers" a lot in both book and movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

267 261 It was easy. There's one restraining clamp I won't install until weather gets a bit warmer.

Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (N8ZBc)

268 Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech

First we primary John Cornhole, then we remove that self-serving asshole Cruz.

Confirms what I have said for ages: The quickest way to demon possession is to reside in DC.

Eventually, Stan turns them all.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (nCgQz)

269 Crazy-eyed West Virginian land whale arrested, charged with attempting to recruit Trump assassins on social media..

https://tinyurl.com/3vkuw64u

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (IG3/x)

270 There's some other way to oust a PM, but it's mostly arm twisting.

But most of the mechanisms do trigger general elections.

As long as the man has no shame, he's set.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

There's always the Chiltern Hundreds.

I don't know if any sitting PMs have ever gone that route, and if it would trigger general elections, or just a new PM election in the commons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (06Hmj)

271 Alex says "brother" or "my brothers" a lot in both book and movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

I hate that usage. I am ok with man, but brother just seems like a slightly more familiar 'comrade'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

272 "Satan has a special place for you."

--

Oh yes, he certainly does! They just aren't going to like it once they shuffle off this mortal coil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (qBdHI)

273 Cruz would make a good SC justice. He's not the that bright politically

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (e4I2N)

274 271 Alex says "brother" or "my brothers" a lot in both book and movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

I hate that usage. I am ok with man, but brother just seems like a slightly more familiar 'comrade'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Well, he was a cheeky fucker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

275 Re: the Somalian Captains of Industry

Stealing a quarter-bil from a state is not like stealing it from the feds. States can't print their own money and can only raise taxes with difficulty due to the ease of moving states. State pay far finer attention to every dollar.

Minnesota's entire budget (not counting fed money) is like $35 billion. This one Somali ring stole a whole quarter of a billion by themselves.

Posted by: Funkotron at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (dV6hr)

276 There's some other way to oust a PM, but it's mostly arm twisting.

But most of the mechanisms do trigger general elections.

As long as the man has no shame, he's set.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

PMs almost always either are knifed in the back by their own cabinet or they step down before they get knifed. Most step down after electoral losses as well.

Thatcher, Harold Wilson, Cameron, Chamberlain, Asquith, Blair, etc.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)

277 It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 03:06 PM (nCgQz)


Have you scheduled your appointment with MAID?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (ExV1e)

278
Walz has asked Trump to set up Empty ICE offices, called "ICE Detenton Centers" and federally fund them.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (IifOV)

279 https://tinyurl.com/yz2waspx

Birthing hips.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (Kt19C)

280 276 PMs almost always either are knifed in the back by their own cabinet or they step down before they get knifed. Most step down after electoral losses as well.

Thatcher, Harold Wilson, Cameron, Chamberlain, Asquith, Blair, etc.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)

======

Starmer got kids to do 6-7 in a school.

He's one of history's greatest monsters and has no shame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 26, 2026 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

281 As Ace said we really don't know if anything happened here other than they had a chat.

The Left currently likes it, thinks it means their tactics are winning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (n5tGW)

282 > My knowledge of Nadsat

That would be a good name for a satellite constellation dedicated to porn streaming.

There are people in Outer Jackoffistan who don't have access to high-quality porn.

Elon Musk, are you listening?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (IG3/x)

283
One could use a gyn, haul the car battery up, push car under gyn and battery then lower battery in place

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Ia/+0)

284 Seriously though, this MN thing needs to be a watershed moment. No more George Floyds or Maryland Dads. Put these people down. The rest of society can't prosper much longer if more of these psychos aren't killed on camera.

People need to see it, stay home, get some exercise, read more, get wives and husbands, have kids, play games with them, go to church, and help their neighbors instead of attacking them on behalf of foreign sex criminals from far-flung realms.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (BI5O2)

285 So the end is the beginning is the end?

Or vice versa?

Walz ain't to be trusted and MN is fooked. Arrest and deport. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: turambar at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Q0yOR)

286 Gyn? Vagina? Gynecologist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

287 >>> Walz is damned lucky he's not getting the Maduro treatment, and I think that's starting to sink in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2026 03:04 PM (IG3/x)


Yet sometimes if feels like the left isn't very motivated by the "And Almost Found Out But Actually Didn't At All" consequences.

FAAAFOBADAA

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2026 03:15 PM (3uBP9)

288 One could use a gyn, haul the car battery up, push car under gyn and battery then lower battery in place
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (Ia/+0)

That's far more work than just going to the hospital for the hernia repair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:15 PM (06Hmj)

289 A question on many of our minds, direct from Mirror Universe:

"How Do You Share a Country With People Who Reject Reality?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVd8zmjPGrg

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

290 Heh. GonadSat. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

291 Sanctuary cities are already unconstitutional.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2026 02:47 PM (zILP0)
________________

Yeah. Let's not forget that not a single jurisdiction that self-proclaims a "Sanctuary" status had a referendum vote on that issue. They just instituted it via fiat.

Posted by: Orson at January 26, 2026 03:16 PM (dIske)

292 https://tinyurl.com/yz2waspx
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)

Airbrushed, but not built like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)


Isn't that Candice Swanepoel?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (ExV1e)

293 One could use a gyn, haul the car battery up, push car under gyn and battery then lower battery in place

A gynecologist?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

294 Well if just a 'chat,' hope President Trump read hime the riot act because Walz doesn't know it

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (Ia/+0)

295 If Trump said, listen here dickface. This your last chance to experience a dignified prep walk.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (EyfuW)

296 Chickened out in Iran.
Chickened out in Minnesota

SAD!

Posted by: TACO Trump at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (EkfC9)

297 Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech to a group of donors.
---
There is a reason Rubio has a long, bright future in politics.

While Cruz will never, ever be more than a Senator. Increasingly threatened from the right every election.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (HXT0k)

298 > Meanwhile Ted Cruz shows his ass again in a private speech

Was this the one where Cruz called Trump to tell Trump his tariffs would cause a Republican Election Day bloodbath and Trump said, "Fuck you, Ted?"

Cruz seems to have zero political instincts. None. Cruz can be good if you get him talking about some topic that has 100 years of conservative rhetoric to guide him, but as soon as he strays from rock solid frameworks like that, he falls apart. He's a rote milquetoast conservative.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

299 >> but not built like a 12 year old boy.

Pass.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 26, 2026 03:18 PM (l3YAf)

300 And the left has repeatedly come down like a ruthless school marm on anyone who has defied the federal government.

Waco
Ruby Ridge
Bundy guys
J6
Arizona when they tried to enforce the border
Etc etc etc

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

301 Marxists do not quit, they change tactics

This is exactly right. Unfortunately, a large part of our judiciary seems to agree with these Marxist morons. Anyone who thinks a revolution is a good idea should know that with the very few exceptions, once the mob tastes blood it tends to get out of control.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 26, 2026 03:18 PM (zDIG9)

302 following the USS Lincoln on different nautical trackers. It apparently stopped just northwest of the straits of Malacca. I suspect the strike group turned off transponders

Where is the Theodore Roosevelt?
Last seen raising anchor at San Diego. A black hole, since.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 26, 2026 03:18 PM (zdLoL)

303 293 One could use a gyn, haul the car battery up, push car under gyn and battery then lower battery in place

A gynecologist?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

Checking rings and gaskets under the hood. Same kinda deal I guess.

Posted by: Let's pull out the dipstick at January 26, 2026 03:19 PM (TbWk/)

304 "Nazi! Nazi! Fascist! Dictator!"

"Well i'm not going to nuke Minneapolis or anything, you psychopaths."

"..... CHICKEN!"

it's like some kind of bad sketch comedy routine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:19 PM (06Hmj)

305 There is a reason Rubio has a long, bright future in politics.

While Cruz will never, ever be more than a Senator. Increasingly threatened from the right every election.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (HXT0k)

I’m old enough to remember when people hated Rubio as a RINO and saw Cruz as a rock-ribbed conservative.

Now you’d have to pass through three inches of whale blubber to even find those rock ribs.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (l3YAf)

306 I don't trust any communist

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (jrgJz)

307 A gynecologist?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

Checking rings and gaskets under the hood. Same kinda deal I guess.
Posted by: Let's pull out the dipstick at January 26, 2026 03:19 PM (TbWk/)

When in doubt, lubricate.

Universal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

308 TJM, I am not disputing that Labor will keep a majority with someone as PM. But there are a lot of times when the PM is forced by internal politicks to step down without a new election. Cameron after losing the Brexit referendum is one example. Thatcher being forced out at a party conference by the Wets is another. Blair was forced out to retire after Iraq war to be replaced by Gordon Brown.

The normal sequence in Brit politics is that the bank benches can and have caused PMs to fall without a new election when the Party whips tell the PM he or she needs to step down. This often happens 1-2 years before a general election happens just like Sunak became the Tory PM one year before the elections after May and BoJo failed with large majorities. BoJo from Covid actions, and May due to Brexit failures.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

309 Didn't somebody here post this morning that there's something afoot WRT Iran involving us, Israel, Jordan, and the UAE?

Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

310 This is first up on my Brave news feed:

President Trump announced Monday that he is dispatching “border czar” Tom Homan to Minnesota following a second deadly immigration enforcement-involved shooting this month, sidelining Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

“[Homan] has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me.”

Trump’s tapping of Homan comes amid reports of tensions between the border czar and Noem, the former South Dakota governor. ...
_NY Post

Absolutly hadn't heard of tension.
Don't know what to make of this.
Change bulldogs to make somebody happy?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (m24qK)

311 Cotton gyn wyth battery artyculator arm.

Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (N8ZBc)

312 292 https://tinyurl.com/yz2waspx
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 26, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)

Airbrushed, but not built like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 26, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

Isn't that Candice Swanepoel?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:17 PM (ExV1e)

Yes, one of my ATFs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (xcxpd)

313 Noem has been ... a little weird with the media

but that's kinda her

she's a weird one.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (emBoF)

314 ig zags to get to his destination like a sailor tacking into the wind.
Posted by: whig

Yup, exactly how I see it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (qo38o)

315 Have you scheduled your appointment with MAID?

Most of life I have endured with a dysfunctional federal and state governments stocked to the brim with feckless grifters. That has been a lot of years. Year after year, things just get worse and worse in terms of governance, personal freedoms etc. (private sector gains is another story)

Trump, coasting the next three years is still better than the garbage we all have had to endure since George Washington stepped down.

Its only retards who think if it isn't perfect then its suicide time.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (BvPIe)

316 lol

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts after employee leaked Trump tax records; stock falls

Down 9% right now

Posted by: Really? at January 26, 2026 03:22 PM (4ektZ)

317 The people doing the investigating in Minnesota are some of the same people in the Signal Chat Group taking commie money to run the op.

But Trump’s going to let them investigate?

Why so they can dox the agent through an anonymous leak?

We’re now on to trust the AG on Minnesota?

This is a terrible idea.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 26, 2026 03:22 PM (FnxMC)

318 I don't agree with much my fam says but when they made fun of a clip of her ... I mean she was in fact spouting nonsense.

I don't think she's very bright.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 26, 2026 03:22 PM (emBoF)

319 Cotton gyn wyth battery artyculator arm.
Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:21 PM (N8ZBc)

You're talking gybberish, my gy.

Posted by: Thys ys gytting rydyculous at January 26, 2026 03:22 PM (TbWk/)

320 Marine Traffic has the Teddy Roosevelt off the coast of Baja California, Mexico as of 3 minutes ago.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 26, 2026 03:23 PM (Y1sOo)

321 And the left has repeatedly come down like a ruthless school marm on anyone who has defied the federal government their power.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 26, 2026 03:23 PM (z0w8y)

322 I hope there's a post about NY commies applauding Mamdani discovering snow plowing. Because I have a great response. It came to me as in a dream. Super stoked about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2026 03:23 PM (3uBP9)

323 The theology of firearms.

https://is.gd/SGsF3i
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


HAH! I just watched that. Moron power!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 03:24 PM (mlg/3)

324 To TJM's TX observation (not the losing part):

Homan and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Todd Lyons have pressed for the administration to put more of an emphasis on detaining illegal immigrants with final deportation orders and a criminal history, Fox News reported in October.

Noem, her top adviser Corey Lewandowski, and Border Patrol Commander-at-large Greg Bovino, on the other hand, have pushed for a more aggressive strategy of targeting everyone in the US illegally and maximizing the number of deportations. _NY Post

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 03:24 PM (m24qK)

325 >>>I'm not sure what Walz has agreed to -- maybe letting ICE pick up wanted illegals from their jails and courtrooms?

Walz is a lying leftist. But he is a retard. I am certain that, whatever the outcome, Trump will outplay him.

Meanwhile, Wals is getting his resident killed over pedos, rapists, and murderers. Advantage, Trump.

And what if the leftist burn down Somaliworld? Oh no. Advantage America.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 26, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

326 Starmer got kids to do 6-7 in a school.

He's one of history's greatest monsters and has no shame.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
The Chagos Islands debacle keeps getting worse for Starmer. House of Lords actually stalled the bill until Trump finally made Starmer withdraw it. In the meantime, it became revealed that the Chagos had a native population that the Brits deported to mainland India. Mauritius never had any claim other than the Brits chose to administer the islands via Mauritius rather than Chagos. The existence of an indigenous people negated the whole legality of Starmer being able to give UK billions plus the islands away to the Chicom financed Mauritius government.

Next debacle is likely to be fiscal with perhaps financial strain if Ukraine makes a peace deal.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)

327 Blonde Scandinavian beach babes vs brunettes in the woods.

Posted by: Cat fight! at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)

328 A gyn is a tripod with a pulleys to raise a object

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

329 I’m old enough to remember when people hated Rubio as a RINO and saw Cruz as a rock-ribbed conservative.

I'm old enough to remember when it took less than a year for people to forget Rubio's time in the Senate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (ExV1e)

330 Didn't Noem and Lewandowski have an affair? And now he's her top advisor?

Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

331 >> Didn't Noem and Lewandowski have an affair? And now he's her top advisor?

Did he disarm her?

Posted by: The Puppies at January 26, 2026 03:27 PM (l3YAf)

332 The theology of firearms.

https://is.gd/SGsF3i
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

HAH! I just watched that. Moron power!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 26, 2026 03:24 PM (mlg/3)

lol at sporterized, duracoated denomination.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 26, 2026 03:27 PM (dK+Kv)

333 Noem, her top adviser Corey Lewandowski, and Border Patrol Commander-at-large Greg Bovino, on the other hand, have pushed for a more aggressive strategy of targeting everyone in the US illegally and maximizing the number of deportations. _NY Post

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 03:24 PM (m24qK)

Now, i'm no big city lawyer, but I fail to see the problem here.

Homan and his crew can go after the real hard cases and badass criminal illegals. Noem and her crew can go after the day-to-day no big deal nobodies here illegally sucking up resources but otherwise not bothering nobody.

They're kind of two different problems that require two different sets of skills and tactics anyway. What's there to fight about?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:27 PM (06Hmj)

334 Walz is dodging by saying the state DOC, which I'm not sure his statement is true even with that qualifier. Even so, that does not include the county jails which are run by the sanctuary jurisdictions of Hennepin county (Minneapolis) and Ramsey county (st paul) among others.

Posted by: Sgt_h at January 26, 2026 03:28 PM (W45oP)

335 Was this the one where Cruz called Trump to tell Trump his tariffs would cause a Republican Election Day bloodbath and Trump said, "Fuck you, Ted?"
Posted by: bonhomme
=======
Yep. Axios story.

A lot of GOP types in office still live in the corporate Chamber of Commerce mental framework of globalism, world policeman, and cheap labor. In other words, Bushitism.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)

336 Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

I think the difference here is that those parties thought that they could win a general election and wanted the current PM out before they lost their chance.

I can't imagine that anyone in Labour believes that today so there's not much leverage to use against Starmer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:28 PM (ExV1e)

337 Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (E4rtv)

Actually, Whig, the Chagos were uninhabited when they were first discovered. The Chagossians are a mixture of other peoples who were brought from elsewhere as laborers.

Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

338
Mary Ann!
Posted by: Not Ginger at January 26, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)



Mary Ann prefers shooting .45 ACP from her longbow...

Discuss.

*slinks away*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 26, 2026 03:28 PM (y9nCu)

339 330 Didn't Noem and Lewandowski have an affair? And now he's her top advisor?
Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, she is a home wrecker and dog killer.
And had too much work done on her face.

Was hot, now not.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 26, 2026 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

340 James O'keefe on Megyn Kelly right now. It seems the citizen-thugs (Amtifa?) have taken over the streets and not in a good way. "Show us your ID"; intimidating actions, made them fear for their lives

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (1A8DP)

341 Homan and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Director Todd Lyons have pressed for the administration to put more of an emphasis on detaining illegal immigrants with final deportation orders and a criminal history, Fox News reported in October.

Noem, her top adviser Corey Lewandowski, and Border Patrol Commander-at-large Greg Bovino, on the other hand, have pushed for a more aggressive strategy of targeting everyone in the US illegally and maximizing the number of deportations.

NY Post

Do both.

Posted by: Really? at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (4ektZ)

342 Both views of Rubio and Cruz were correct at that time and now. People change and politicians change especially fast. So if they are doing the right thing, praise them, if not hammer them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (n5tGW)

343 Noem and Lewandowski give me a strong Trump 45 vibe.

More concerned with clicks and Fuck Snooze hits than doing their job.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (06Hmj)

344 "Walz Agrees to De-Escalate His War Against the United States? Or... Not?" - Ace

The NY Times sez: "Trump Backs Off Criticism of Governor and Sends Border Czar to Lead ICE Operations." As sure as the sun comes up in the east the NY Times will portray Trump as a petulant, weak, mentally ill, or all of the above at the same time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (HTCU3)

345 James O'keefe on Megyn Kelly right now.


Wait, wut?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

346 They're kind of two different problems that require two different sets of skills and tactics anyway. What's there to fight about?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Most of the media just makes up shit about who is up and who is down using their favorite informed anonymous sources say bullshit.

And strong minded people often disagree about tactics versus strategic options. Anyone who has studied history sees that you only have total accordance with Dear Leaders that can have you taken out and shot immediately upon disagreement. Like Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, or the Kims in North Korea.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

347 316 lol

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts after employee leaked Trump tax records; stock falls

Down 9% right now

Posted by: Really?

It's not the 1st time. It's not even the 2nd time. And hundreds of thousand of dollars in punishment has meant almost nothing in as far as integrity of its workforce (including contractors).

home Treasury gov
26 Jan. 2026
In part, “Booz Allen failed to implement adequate safeguards to protect sensitive data, including the confidential taxpayer information it had access to through its contracts with the Internal Revenue Service.”

Most notably, between 2018 and 2020, Charles Edward Littlejohn — an employee of Booz Allen Hamilton — stole and leaked the confidential tax returns and return information of hundreds of thousands of taxpayers. To date, the IRS determined that the data breach affected approximately 406,000 taxpayers. Littlejohn has pled guilty to felony charges for disclosing confidential tax information without authorization."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 26, 2026 03:31 PM (NFX2v)

348 So, we're negotiating with terrorists now?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 26, 2026 03:31 PM (uaYsl)

349 Didn't Noem and Lewandowski have an affair? And now he's her top advisor?
Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
____

Rumors, yes. But they denied it. Who knows what the truth is, but it's pretty standard practice for the left to smear their political enemies with salacious bullshit. If it were true -- and it could be -- I would think there would be undeniable proof of it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

350 Blonde Scandinavian beach babes vs brunettes in the woods.
Posted by: Cat fight! at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)


The blonde chick is South African.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:32 PM (ExV1e)

351 People need to see it, stay home, get some exercise, read more, get wives and husbands, have kids, play games with them, go to church, and help their neighbors instead of attacking them on behalf of foreign sex criminals from far-flung realms.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2026 03:14 PM (BI5O2)
=====

Ok, ok. How about a Board of Chilling Out?

Posted by: Donald Trump at January 26, 2026 03:32 PM (RIvkX)

352 This is pretty typical of Trump. He thinks he "made a deal". You don't make a deal when a political party and multiple states engage in insurrection.

And folks - this line of thinking started with Code Pink. "W" tolerated them. Thanks, again, for nothing.

Posted by: Nope at January 26, 2026 03:32 PM (GvwA4)

353 Didn't Noem and Lewandowski have an affair? And now he's her top advisor?
Posted by: Bulg at January 26, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)


Isn't everyone in politics fucking everyone else in politics?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (ExV1e)

354 both Minnesota residents and U.S. citizens
Not sure that has to with the price of ICE in Minnesota. They were criminals assaulting law enforcement officers. They're not restricted from shooting dangerous felons because they're citizens. (Also, saying Good was a MN resident I'd disingenuous, at best.)

Posted by: GWB at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (vkuQt)

355 And had too much work done on her face.

--

Not that she's not attractive, because she is. But all I see is plastic face when I see her. It just looks...odd.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (qBdHI)

356 340 James O'keefe on Megyn Kelly right now. It seems the citizen-thugs (Amtifa?) have taken over the streets and not in a good way. "Show us your ID"; intimidating actions, made them fear for their lives
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (1A8DP

If Trump allows Minnesota to stay "sanctuary" and calls off arrests, then MAGA is dead

Posted by: night lifted at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (kJmLc)

357 Actually, Whig, the Chagos were uninhabited when they were first discovered. The Chagossians are a mixture of other peoples who were brought from elsewhere as laborers.
Posted by: Bulg

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I kind of doubt this and think it more likely they all died of modern diseases. Either way, they do not exist.


I think the USA should just move in and claim it as Terra Nova.

Make an offer to the descendants of the slaves who have vague claim, and tell UK and Mauritius to pound sand.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (OKjYk)

358 Not that she's not attractive, because she is. But all I see is plastic face when I see her. It just looks...odd.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (qBdHI)

It's almost like she intentionally does her makeup to look like she's had more work done than she actually has.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (06Hmj)

359 Noem and Lewandowski give me a strong Trump 45 vibe.

More concerned with clicks and Fuck Snooze hits than doing their job.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (06Hmj)


They're deported tens of thousands and are at the center of the current kerfuffle. What do you want from them?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ExV1e)

360 "The Left currently likes it, thinks it means their tactics are winning."

Which will only embolden them more.

But something else is off here, this is uncharacteristic of Trump. I would have expected something along the lines off "Just got off the phone with Fat Fraudy, let him know Cell Block C can't wait to meet their new bitch, he cried and begged then cried some more"

But instead he was restrained, like maybe he got Walz to flip on his puppet masters and the whole paid protestor apparatus?

I don't know. But I DO know that predicting Trump's motives is a fool's errand. So I'm going to sit down and keep faith. He's certainly earned that.

Posted by: Fen at January 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ciYHQ)

361 Noam seems to be doing a good job to me

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

362 Also, interestingly, top Antifa lawyers responsible for many lawsuits on behalf of illegals died in a private jet crash yesterday in Maine.

I genuinely hope that that's just a coincidence but it's not one that grieves me greatly.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (Fs0KI)

363 If anything, the USA has the strongest claim.

- USA has invested billion in the Island
- USA has used the resources (land) and has posession.


-UK has disclaimed rightful ownership of the land.
-Mauritius never had any claim.
-The Chagosian former slaves have not lived there for generations and never really had a claim. They can be paid off.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (OKjYk)

364 More concerned with clicks and Fuck Snooze hits than doing their job.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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PR is part of the top job and ambition must check ambition.

Hamilton (and even Adam Smith) make the point that ambition can often cause people to do the right things for the wrong reasons.

The question is not how much the Trump team is on TV but rather what are the performance metrics. No one here would believe that we would have such a strong GDP growth while deporting over two million illegals, raising tariffs, and pulling off the Iran nuke attack and Venezuela decapitation strike. In one year.

It is much tougher, in light of total resistance reminiscent of the Confederacy where the Democrats and their hacks in black are doing total RESIST at all levels to try to arrest them all immediately. Takes time, evidence, and key people to flip, to do that. And the GOP to nuke the whole blue slip veto for district court judges and district attorneys in blue states.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (E4rtv)

365 361 Noam seems to be doing a good job to me
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

Yes

Posted by: night lifted at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (kJmLc)

366 They're deported tens of thousands and are at the center of the current kerfuffle. What do you want from them?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:35 PM (ExV1e)

You're right, that was a bit harsh. It's not like they're doing nothing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (06Hmj)

367 Noooooooood!!!!! More on the church invasion.

Noooooooood!!!!!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (ExV1e)

368 Not that she's not attractive, because she is. But all I see is plastic face when I see her. It just looks...odd.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (qBdHI)

It's almost like she intentionally does her makeup to look like she's had more work done than she actually has.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2026 03:33 PM (06Hmj)
_____

She's 55 years old -- well into middle age -- and doesn't have great skin. If she didn't use a lot of makeup, people would be complaining about her pock marks.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

369 nood


invasion

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2026 03:36 PM (3uBP9)

370 I was going to put n00d with church but that seemed wrong

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2026 03:37 PM (3uBP9)

371 We can even tell the UK that *they* need to pay off the Chagossians with the money they were gonna five Mauritius.

Fuck you Starmer. My island now. "U. S. A., U. S. A"...

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:37 PM (OKjYk)

372 Does anyone really believe that Trump doesn't have this retards number ? he who this guy is. Trump does deals with people banks billionaires that are trying to screw him every which way till Sunday he knows how to make deals but he also knows how to come up on top. If any one really thinks that Trump is backing off at this point after we have mayhem in the streets of Minnesota basically from commie insurgents, I would not bet the farm that Trump gave up anything.

Posted by: Ellie Mentry at January 26, 2026 03:37 PM (VBSp6)

373

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is actively marching with PAID communist and socialist-funded agitators to "abolish ICE"

Brandon Johnson is one of the WORST mayors in modern history and should resign.

He is BETRAYING his own people!

https://tinyurl.com/yc49ycbb

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2026 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

374
James O'keefe on Megyn Kelly right now. It seems the citizen-thugs (Amtifa?) have taken over the streets and not in a good way. "Show us your ID"; intimidating actions, made them fear for their lives
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 26, 2026 03:30 PM (1A8DP)



*whistles cheerfully while sharpening sabre*

Posted by: Zombie Marshal Patrice de MacMahon at January 26, 2026 03:38 PM (y9nCu)

375 Noam seems to be doing a good job to me

I drove past a small street corner demonstration yesterday (~30 people) and one of the signs I caught a glance of had her name and a drawing of poop. So yeah, I'd say she's OK.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2026 03:38 PM (Fs0KI)

376 The Chagosian former slaves have not lived there for generations and never really had a claim. They can be paid off.
Posted by: bob
=======
The claims of Mauritius stem from British colonial administration for the Chagos there. But, apparently by British law, the existence of a previous Chagos indigenous people forbid the islands from being given away to another unrelated population under existing law.

Not sure of the specifics but that was in part why the House of Lords kept stalling the bill.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:38 PM (E4rtv)

377 nood

Posted by: gp at January 26, 2026 03:38 PM (N8ZBc)

378 "You don't make a deal when a political party and multiple states engage in insurrection."

I would, to prevent a civil war. But only IF that included they cooperate to take down this highly organized terror cell.

Posted by: Fen at January 26, 2026 03:40 PM (ciYHQ)

379 Bulg
From wiki,
"The Chagossians, also known as Chagos Islanders and Îlois (French: [il.wa]), are an Afro-Asian ethnic group originating from freed African slaves as well as people of Asian (Indian and Malay) descent brought to the Chagos Islands, specifically Diego Garcia, Peros Banhos, and the Salomon island chain, in the late 18th century.[6]

Under international law, they are the indigenous peoples of the Chagos archipelago, as they are descended from the earliest human settlers of the islands."

In 2016, the British government rejected the right of the Chagossians to return to the islands after a 45-year legal dispute.

Posted by: whig at January 26, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

380 Did ya ever notice how many folks these days have "bingo cards?" I didn't have that on my bingo card. What's behind the sudden popularity of playing bingo?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 26, 2026 03:41 PM (36PRH)

381 Not sure of the specifics but that was in part why the House of Lords kept stalling the bill.
Posted by: whig


Doesn't matter. Our Islands now.

We do not live in that era anymore. We live in the era of bully empires and we either fight or die.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:42 PM (OKjYk)

382 Under international law, they are the indigenous peoples of the Chagos archipelago, as they are descended from the earliest human settlers of the islands."

Posted by: whig

------------

You do see how weak this is, right? If they were slaves, then clearly the people who brought them there were the earliest settlers (unless they planned to let the slaves run loose -- there had to be overseers.) That would be the French, IIRC, but they also have not made a claim.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:47 PM (OKjYk)

383 Put another way, what would Xi or Putin do?

They would tell the limeys to get off their stinking island.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 26, 2026 03:48 PM (OKjYk)

384 O'Keefe was the person who got one of Vance's Secret Service detail to spill the beans. So there's that.

Then he has some detailed info on the Antifa types that are running security for the Minneapolis riots. He and his "team?" were followed, threatened, etc. Has some evidence to back up some of the other claims about the encrypted chat app "Signal" being used by MN politicos to coordinate.

He's been a busy boy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2026 03:48 PM (qwVdq)

385 247 Bulg
https://tinyurl.com/Trump-Cruz-Vance

Link goes to Axios. Also Axios article is crosslinked at GWP.
Posted by: whig
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Link goes to a sign up page.
Where are the links to the actual tapes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 03:51 PM (m24qK)

386 257 I have installed my new car battery without injury. I am mobile again.
Posted by: gp

Cold days ahead. Bring battery inside nightly. Place on nightstand, so you won't forget.

Posted by: Next To The Glass Where You Keep Ypour False Teef at January 26, 2026 03:57 PM (oftw2)

387 Wall-Eye should stranded in the Rainforests for a few Months

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 26, 2026 04:57 PM (wGqjj)

388 ***"Wets" has a specific meaning in British politics. I guess we'd call them "RINOs."***
--

Wets is a bit more direct and accurate allusion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 04:59 PM (m24qK)

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