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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 25, 2026 [Doof]
Big snow storm in many parts of the country today. Close your eyes and listen to this guy!
TRUMP THE WEATHERMAN REPORTS LIVE FROM THE SNOWSTORM! pic.twitter.com/rX1AiIGznQ
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) January 24, 2026
A man convicted of trying to rob Taco Bell in Ocala using a rock has been sentenced to four years in state prison. Kewarren Anderson, 40, received the sentence on Thursday. Court records show he was credited for six months and 19 days of time already served. The incident happened in July 2025 and was recorded on body camera video later shared by Ocala police on social media. The footage shows a K9 unit tracking Anderson from the Taco Bell at 2380 SW College Road to a nearby trash bin. When the dog located him behind the bin, it bit Anderson. According to the arrest affidavit, Anderson told police he was homeless and needed money. He admitted he tried to rob Taco Bell by climbing through a drive‑thru window while holding a rock and demanding cash from employees.
Here's the backstory
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) January 14, 2026
In the 1960 Federico Fellini film La Dolce Vita, Anita Ekberg takes a night swim in a black Valentino dress in the Trevi Fountain.
Jackie Kennedy Onassis’ wedding dress paved the way for the modern bride in the late ‘60s by opting for something shorter rather than a long princess gown.
Anjelica Huston worked as a model in the 70s and became the face of several Valentino Haute Couture advertising campaigns. The photo by Gian Paolo Barbieri, where she posed in a yellow floral dress, became one of the designer's favorites.
After divorce with Prince Charles, Princess Diana decided to abandon strict dress code. In 1992, she wore a piquant burgundy midi with a velvet corset bodice and translucent hem by Valentino Garavani.
Anne Hathaway at the 2011 Oscars in signature Valentino Red.
Valentino didn't just design glamour; he lived it. Perpetually tanned, impeccably coiffed, surrounded by his beloved pugs, he hosted legendary parties at his châteaux in France, his Roman villa, or aboard his yacht. The 2008 documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor gave us a glimpse into his world , the passion, the perfectionism, the emotion of his final couture show in Paris where the entire audience (including me, in spirit) wept. This week in Rome, stars gathered to pay tribute at his funeral – Anne Hathaway in tears, Donatella Versace, Tom Ford, and so many more honoring the man who made beauty his life's work.
Valentino creative director Alessandro Michele arriving at the ceremony.
Donatella Versace The house of Valentino continues to thrive, but it all began with him – the last true emperor of couture. Rest in peace, Mr. Valentino. You made the world more chic. ----- Thanks, Piper!
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Posted by: mindful webworker couldn't care less at January 25, 2026 10:00 PM (OJSFI)
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Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 25, 2026 10:00 PM (SRRAx)
This one is probably quite challenging. Difficulty Level - 4 out of 5
It's a trick question! There's no connection at all!
.....I may actually think about it later.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:02 PM (QGaXH)
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Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:05 PM (QGaXH)
Today's info from 'behind the lines' in Minneapolis.
Another day of MPD being short-staffed…
3rd Precinct (south) reportedly only had 3 officers show up; the minimum is 10.
4th Precinct (north) reportedly had 3 cops, minimum is 7.
5th Precinct (SW) is down 4.
https://tinyurl.com/mv2dy2us
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2026 10:05 PM (n1OCj)
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Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 10:06 PM (uaYsl)
Posted by: mindful webworker walking through the snow at January 25, 2026 10:06 PM (OJSFI)
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:06 PM (OoFl2)
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Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Adriane the Winter Critic . . . at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (3ZUWJ)
g'evenin', 'rons
as of 8:15 CST, Neidermeyers Dead Horse has received her new heart and is out of surgery
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: TRex - sleety dino at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:08 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Donatella Versace
__________
I remember seeing a picture of her and thinking she looked like a piece of jerky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2026 10:09 PM (tgvbd)
Today I edged the lawn and put down insecticide in the garden.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
aaaaand it's a boob thread.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:08 PM (VHUov)
Don't get started on tittup.
Posted by: RickZ at January 25, 2026 10:09 PM (gKDq2)
as of 8:15 CST, Neidermeyers Dead Horse has received her new heart and is out of surgery
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (tljrc)
Thats awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:09 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:10 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Case at January 25, 2026 10:10 PM (E7+ue)
Pardon my ignorance of fashion nomenclature, but what exactly does "piquant" mean her? The dress is spicy?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2026 10:11 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2026 10:11 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 25, 2026 10:11 PM (S/Y4j)
Surprisingly many.
The rest were just made up.
List should have included philtrum.
Tittle, sure. But what about the jot?
Posted by: mindful webworker said tittle hehn hehn hehn at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (OJSFI)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (47diA)
Pardon my ignorance of fashion nomenclature, but what exactly does "piquant" mean her? The dress is spicy?
Posted by: Archimedes at January
Provocative, interesting. But spicy works, too!
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
Ordinarily we would bake it in the oven when we get up in the morning, but the thermostat on our Chambers stove wasn't calibrated properly after we got it refurbished. We are waiting for the technicians to swing by the house and fix it. They go all around the country to pick up old stoves to refurbish, but they are based in Dallas, so we have to wait for them to get back in town.
In the meantime, I am seriously thinking about purchasing a combination toaster oven/air fryer. We don't have much in the way of counter space (house built in 1907). We'll figure something out, I am sure.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: huerfano at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (98kQX)
Peter Bucks REM---- died in plane crash
Jim Croce ==== died in plane crash
John Denver----died in plane crash
Posted by: Orson at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)
as of 8:15 CST, Neidermeyers Dead Horse has received her new heart and is out of surgery
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (tljrc)
Thats awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
NDH lost her savings, her go fund me is on her account and reposted on mine. I promised her I would share it! 💜
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:14 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:14 PM (47diA)
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Posted by: Orangeent at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (9oz6B)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (g47mK)
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It's been pretty cold and they've been out all night. It's really hard to say whether they're really sick or not. It could take a while to be sure, too. In a blue state, it could be covid.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (vSvIl)
Seahawks!
Of course you know, this means the city will not burn in protest next week. We are too happy being hPpy!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:03 PM (BI5O2)
I thought that too.....it's stealing from your employer...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 25, 2026 10:16 PM (Da7Vv)
Little did I know they would be taped or stapled over the myriad of cold winds blowing through my house.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:16 PM (Mb4p6)
It was a big thing in the 80s. There were several books about the names of odd things, and one of them had that in its title, IIRC.
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2026 10:16 PM (jDLzH)
Music theme
___________
William Kapell - died in a plane crash
Guido Cantelli - died in a plane crash
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place?"
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2026 10:17 PM (jDLzH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:17 PM (8zz6B)
Peter Bucks REM---- died in plane crash
Jim Croce ==== died in plane crash
John Denver----died in plane crash
Posted by: Orson at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)
Peter Buck is not dead
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Nowadays you'd swear those legs were p'shopped.
Posted by: mindful webworker said tittle hehn hehn hehn at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (OJSFI)
Buddy Holly - died in a plane crash, along with the Big Bopper.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (47diA)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:03 PM (BI5O2)
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It's stealing and I'd fire them instantly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:03 PM (BI5O2)
I thought that too.....it's stealing from your employer...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:15 PM (QGaXH)
Lighten up, Francis 1 and Francis 2!
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
That kid up top is so stinkin' cute! Little kids swaddled in layers of outerwear are just adorable!
Thanks for the Valentino tribute, Piper. An amazing man he was and we were lucky to have him.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 25, 2026 10:20 PM (kB9dk)
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2026 10:07 PM (tljrc)
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b"h for good health!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:20 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:20 PM (IhIKR)
Peter Bucks REM---- died in plane crash
Jim Croce ==== died in plane crash
John Denver----died in plane crash
Posted by: Orson at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)
Peter Buck is not dead
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Awkward...
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (g47mK)
No, he's not paying it forward. You pay it forward on your own dime. He was taking someone else's property and giving it away and then acting like he was the one being generous. He oughta get a job with the government.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (v23vE)
It depends how you ask the question.
If you asked "what's the word for X," I knew 2, 3, 6, 13, and 18.
And #9, if you count knowing the Japanese word for it: asatte. ("Tomorrow" is "ashita.")
If you asked "what's the definition of the word X," I could add 1, 8, 9, and 19. And I might have guessed 14 and 17 correctly, but I didn't "know" them. Funny how the brain works.
And I think this was posted to the HQ many years ago, because I remember a discussion of how a Box Tent was actually called a Barbie Table. But I also had enough time to forget all the rest of the words, and I'm only 29.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)
He wrote Annie's song to get her back. She refused.
Lesson: Don't cheat on your wife.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (snZF9)
Buddy Holly - died in a plane crash, along with the Big Bopper.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (47diA)
Stan Rogers, and Patsy Cline. Also dead in plane crashes. Also John Denver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:14 PM (OoFl2)
Oops, didn't see this before I posted my link. Good on 'ya, Piper!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Oliver Twist at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (x0vey)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (g47mK)
In a perfect world, yes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)
Every one of those patrons will tell ten people how awesome that was. And they will tell more people. And there will be more customers. And the brand will have more positive wors of mouth than any advertising campaign.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (47diA)
They will go queasy and freeze up at the sight of the first drop of blood. But the blood is *nothing* compared to the tears. Once the ensuing crybullying commences, they will do as they're conditioned to do - cower in the corner and piss themselves like kicked dogs.
Whatever they may think about the issue in question, they will clamor for all Leftist demands to be met, because then the Left will hold up their end of the deal, and cease the nasty, yucky confrontation these hothouse flowers fear so much.
But there's another side to that coin: all these cringing, supine sissies really want is for order to be restored. If someone puts a stop to it forcibly, they'll switch from demanding surrender to cheering on whoever ended the unrest. Like children in a schoolyard, which they basically are.
The answer here is simple. Trump needs to militarize Minneapolis, crack skulls, hand out federal felonies like penny candy, arrest their political leaders, and bring the city to heel. Or continue getting pantsed and stuffed in his locker by Democrat street activists. Whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Awkward...
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (g47mK)
______________________
Yeah, ok, but in 2001 Buck tried to get in the cockpit of a British Airways flight to cause mischief. That should count. You can look it up. Flight 48. Led to assault charges.
Just ask my pals Roy Orbison and Richie Valenz. They saw everything.
Posted by: Orson at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (47diA)
Dude!
Posted by: Richie Valens at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
"Tree" Feller would be a better nickname for an offensive lineman.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:25 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Berserker
1) Hilarious!
B) sad, that the back of my mind was telling me "if the cabbie was white, this wouldn't have worked out for him."
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 25, 2026 10:25 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
"Longwell" was a pretty good name for a kicker.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)
No, he's not paying it forward. You pay it forward on your own dime. He was taking someone else's property and giving it away and then acting like he was the one being generous. He oughta get a job with the government.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (syz1S)
Watch out - you'll be Francis #3.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (uaYsl)
I worked with his cousin who looked just like him. He was an absolute babe magnet. Great guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (viF8m)
The theme is filling things
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (xG4kz)
He wrote Annie's song to get her back. She refused.
Lesson: Don't cheat on your wife.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Even more importantly, make sure that you can reach exactly where the auxiliary fuel tank switch is on your experimental aircraft.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Who the heck is Bobby Ferris?
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (g47mK)
Hmm. Not what I was going for. And they're not really solos - just riffs without vocals and those riffs continue throughout each song.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2026 10:21 PM (JkO4W)
I would not. If I gave it any thought at all, it would be, "so maybe they fill the tray by weight, and it averages out to ten nuggets?" or "somebody goofed. I got eleven, and some other poor bastard got nine". The last thing I would think would be, "hey, the nugget boxer upper is doing everyone a solid by over-serving."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (BI5O2)
We need to nuke Minneapolis from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2026 10:27 PM (x0vey)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 25, 2026 10:27 PM (v23vE)
Quadruple amputee. Invented the short-bus equivalent of the Ferris Wheel.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
Buddy Holly - died in a plane crash, along with the Big Bopper.
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:18 PM (47diA)
Stan Rogers, and Patsy Cline. Also dead in plane crashes. Also John Denver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)
As did Knute Rockne....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: four seasons at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (3ek7K)
g'evenin', 'rons
as of 8:15 CST, Neidermeyers Dead Horse has received her new heart and is out of surgery
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Praise be to God Almighty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (Mb4p6)
Cody Bondarchuk later calculated that he cost the company roughly $1,600 over his tenure. In the context of a high-volume McDonald's that might do $2–3 million in annual sales, $600 a year in "missing" nuggets is a rounding error. It’s the equivalent of losing a few pennies an hour—hardly enough to trigger a corporate audit.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (a4flb)
And yet the cast of The View continues to live on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (47diA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (0e5Te)
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Praise be to God Almighty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (Mb4p6)
fervent prayers for NDH.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (snZF9)
Haha! You are actually someone who I think might be able to figure it out if you actually listened to each song. Should only take about 20 seconds of each song.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)
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Easy for you to say. You're not the chicken that gave up its nuggets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:23 PM (IhIKR)
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The very thin profit margin turns to a very thin loss so that every additional unit sold costs the owner more and more and there is no way to find out how and so eventually they close.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)
I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (IG3/x)
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England
At the end she looks up at a representation of Shakespeare himself.
Very engaging, and spot on.
Not found by me or those search engines.
Hmmm...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Case at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (E7+ue)
And yet the cast of The View continues to live on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (IG3/x)
Sometimes the universes seriously blows ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Who the heck is Bobby Ferris?
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
My 29 year old memory is nearing full capacity. I'm surprised I remembered the song.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:32 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)
especially weird, as McDonald's does not have onion rings on the menu.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 25, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (Q+gd/)
Burger king always did that to me. It had to be at least 8 out of 10 times. It was pretty much a constant. I swear it was a marketing thing to get people to buy onion rings.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:33 PM (snZF9)
https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI
Posted by: mindful webworker - life hurts at January 25, 2026 10:33 PM (OJSFI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (BI5O2)
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Frank Rizzo, is that you?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
youtu.be/3m7hS2Eeeco
Posted by: gKWVE at January 25, 2026 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
And yet the cast of The View continues to live on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:29 PM (IG3/x)
Sometimes the universes seriously blows ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (snZF9)
To be fair, the plane wouldn't be able to get off the ground unless it was something large - C17 or so....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 25, 2026 10:34 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: French Jeton at January 25, 2026 10:35 PM (j0T5y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Who the heck is Bobby Ferris?
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin
My 29 year old memory is nearing full capacity. I'm surprised I remembered the song.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I wish you would have. I'm a serious musician. I've conducted the New York Philharmonic. And all people know about me is that damn silly novelty song!
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at January 25, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
That is the route I would bet Trump takes.
At this point in time, there are zero representatives or senators in Babylon DC who are supporting any thought of:
• triggering the Insurrection Act, instead there is talk of legislation to prevent Trump from using it.
• codifying any of the Administration's attempts to sanction MN for the fraud
• call for any action against the fraud of Minnesomalia's leadership for their active roll in the Insurrection.
So bottom line, its only the fraction of We The People who haven't chickened out over the chaos and violence brought in by the Bolshevicks who are supporting, only in word, not deed, the Administration's attempt to deport the criminal aliens.
Apparently, if there is going to be any justice, it will be through vigilantes.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 10:35 PM (a4flb)
There's been no NFL kicker named Squibb Shanker yet, has there?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:35 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 10:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:14 PM (OoFl2)
Oops, didn't see this before I posted my link. Good on 'ya, Piper!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 25, 2026
Don’t be sorry! I am glad you did this!
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:36 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 25, 2026 10:36 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Who the heck is Bobby Ferris?
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
My 29 year old memory is nearing full capacity. I'm surprised I remembered the song.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 25, 2026 10:31 PM (S/Y4j)
I met a young lady in college last name Ferris claimed to be a direct descendent. Further, the actual Ferris was supposedly an alumnus of our school...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:37 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:37 PM (IG3/x)
I got it.
It will be a happy couple weeks in SeaTown. Hopefully the happiness and energy will overcome the negativity of the general unrest of the anti ICE crowd. It will certainly temper it.
This is good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2026 10:37 PM (IhIKR)
youtu.be/3m7hS2Eeeco
Posted by: gKWVE
Even worse:
https://youtu.be/CJsEYRvp6UM
Raises the question: if music is haram, how do we know what middle-eastern music sounds like?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Very engaging, and spot on.
Not found by me or those search engines.
Hmmm...
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
Search engines hate plain truth. Sometimes, when I know the answer, I will pursue questions all 'round forcing it to the eventual truth; then challenge it to remember.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:38 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: Great Clips at January 25, 2026 10:39 PM (oftw2)
I daresay most of the people who benefited from Nugget Guy's "generosity" never even knew it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:39 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 10:39 PM (/TlUl)
Probably wrong (as ususal) regarding songs:
Life/Love/Longing
Memories remain
Love never ends
https://www.britannica.com/science/infinity-mathematics
I love this song by Kansas on holding on, as we learn that life goes on. I also love Steve Walsh and this band.
I feel blessed to have found love one year after a loss (in college):
https://tinyurl.com/yc6b96a6
The correct answer is probably the producer, a guitarist or album cover. Because I'm always wrong but I keep trying and, you never know, someday I might get it right!
Loved Jim Croce and gone too soon (also the theme). Wonderful musician and writer. Great song.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 10:39 PM (/TlUl)
Did you fly him? there, or also carry a baseball and glove to explain the bat?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 25, 2026 10:40 PM (S/Y4j)
https://tinyurl.com/y8je7w3a
I love the retard who wants to "leave the state".
Yeah, hoss, I think you're going to find out that ICE is technically what's known as a "federal" agency.
I don't think leaving the state is going to do it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:41 PM (IG3/x)
-NaCly Dog
Really one of the better ones.
Included in my 2nd collection of Amelia memes, linked in comment #1, which nobody ever reads.
https://bit.ly/amelia-memes-02
Posted by: mindful webworker - life hurts at January 25, 2026 10:42 PM (OJSFI)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 25, 2026 10:36 PM (Da7Vv)
What's the old story about the guy hiking on a hill, called out to by a guy in a balloon asking 'do you know where I am?'.....guy on ground says 'yes, you're approximately 50 feet above me in a balloon'
Balloon guy says you must be an engineer - you answered my question with a bunch of technical mumbo jumbo that while correct is no help to me at all....
Hiker guy says 'you must be management - you have no idea where you are, where you are going or how you got there, but now it's my problem....'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:42 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Ronald McDonald
Right? We can't afford to keep including an extra cockroach in every order.
Posted by: Chipotle at January 25, 2026 10:42 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, ignored again. Guy's a thief. Sure, it might bring in business, but then he'll be stealing more nuggets and so on and so on. Just like Faberge Organics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2026 10:42 PM (uQesX)
I think I'd call Diana's dress the try too hard. The black velvet revenge dress was better.
Ann Hathaway (alto I dislike her and get her mixed up with at least 2 other actresses) has a great red dress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: tankdemon
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Thank you, your efforts do not go unappreciated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (Mb4p6)
A busy store, managers expect around 3%-5% loss due to bin time-outs, droppage, and this extra nugget is actually a common thing.
Chick-fil-A and McDonalds aim for under 1% "unaccounted for" shrink using more rigorous inventory and automated fry-timers.
In the industry, Rule of 10, or 10% is wasted before it reaches the cardboard box.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2026 10:24 PM (BI5O2)
No arguments from me. The longer this goes on, the more trump seems to put his foot in his mouth. A friend texted me one of trumps "announcements" commenting on the dude that ICE smoked. It said, in all caps- HE HAD A GUN, ONLY CRIMINALS CARRY GUNS ON OUR STREETS, WE NEED LAW AND ORDER.
Well, so much for legal carry I guess. Nice way to torpedo constitutional carry arguments dipshit. Now the left has him on record saying only criminals carry guns.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (snZF9)
https://tinyurl.com/58ksrdkd
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt
Liberty in upstate South Carolina. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina………
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2026 10:44 PM (LHPAg)
Raises the question: if music is haram, how do we know what middle-eastern music sounds like?
Posted by: mikeski
Every time you hear two cats mixing it up in a back alley you are as close to it as you want to get.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 25, 2026 10:45 PM (gmLst)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Currituck Soundling at January 25, 2026 10:46 PM (oftw2)
While no doubt thrilling to some, that ain't how we're structured.
Unless we're expecting Caesar to cross the Rubi, er... Potomac.
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 10:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - life hurts
Well, yeah, they usually just say "first" or "sponge" or "rt554trtrr56" or something about a blade.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)
We all love instant gratification.
Feels like we are in for much bigger stuff even if it takes a bit longer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: raimondo at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (fQUcG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (8zz6B)
I like that you try but you didn't hit on what I'm looking for.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)
What is this girl's accent?
https://tinyurl.com/58ksrdkd
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt
Liberty in upstate South Carolina. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina………
Posted by: Eromero
She is charming
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
Old and Busted : Abolish Police!
New Hotness: Abolish ICE!
Run with it commies, see how that works for you , you marxist freaks.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (g47mK)
Raises the question: if music is haram, how do we know what middle-eastern music sounds like?
Posted by: mikeski
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What is ultimate haram? AMERICA. America is ultimate haram. It's time for them to go. We are disgusting, putrid, Christians. Why are they here?
It's only a secret to fools.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (lpTXP)
Not sure. If they all are, then you found a second theme!
What I'm going for does involve the musicality of each song.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, ignored again. Guy's a thief. Sure, it might bring in business, but then he'll be stealing more nuggets and so on and so on. Just like Faberge Organics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2026 10:42 PM (uQesX)
Actually SanFranpsycho at 65 is Francis #3. Losing track of where you were in the mix.....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 25, 2026 10:51 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 10:51 PM (uaYsl)
Hear, hear..
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (XuXeR)
Sure, yuk it up.
Posted by: Your broken legged audiologist at January 25, 2026 10:51 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Long time listener, first time caller at January 25, 2026 10:52 PM (g47mK)
Since Minnisomalia will fight to the death to keep foreigners who murder, rape and steal, they should get an influx of foreigners who have the ability, the ethics and the Go-To spirit to murder, rape and steal.
Trump makes a deal with Putin, in exchange for looking the other way on oil sales to Europe, Putin releases some of the most junk yard dog ex-Spetznaz (preferably dishonorably discharged) to sojourn in Minnisomalia with an informal bounty per head.
Win-Win-Win. Still I wouldn't get tired of all the winning.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 10:52 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 25, 2026 10:53 PM (0aYVJ)
You listed Sophia Loren after Gwyneth Paltrow
You listed Sophia Loren after Gwyneth Paltrow
How could you?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:54 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:54 PM (47diA)
youtu.be/3m7hS2Eeeco
Posted by: gKWVE
Even worse:
https://youtu.be/CJsEYRvp6UM
Raises the question: if music is haram, how do we know what middle-eastern music sounds like?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)
Is she's saying music is haram because they didn't have it in Muhammad's time ? I'm pretty sure music has been with us a lot longer than the Muzzies.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:54 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
I was not expecting that McNuggets thing to cause so many people to grimace
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
But I can imagine the AFLW scolds on this. "that idiot made the obesity epidemic even worse, what a horrible human being giving people 10% more fatty nuggets."
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (CFj4+)
How could you?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Her sin was mentioning Gwyneth Paltrow at all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Doof
Instrumentation? Is that a mandolin in all of them?
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)
I know this is a random comment, however, one of my sons played saxophone at a Bobby McFerrin concert in college. They needed a sax player and chose my son to play with him.
Regardless, I have a newspaper clipping with both their photos, but did not see the concert. Apparently for one song it was just our son and McFerrin (the photo).
This was the Casanova son who dated girls by the twenties (that I am aware of). There could be more that I don't want to be aware of.
He got the entertaining idea out of his system after touring the US in an off-Broadway musical. Sleeping on tour busses did not push him for fame as that got old for almost a year. Had opportunities to play in Monaco and Japan by other big bands (Glenn Miller was one) but said no, thankfully.
He taught HS band for years; then got another degree as a software engineer and has settled down as an engineer. Probably still playing sax now and then, or I hope he has time for when he's not fishing in rivers or the Atlantic.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Our messaging here is leaving a lot to be desired. I am watching people I thought had seen the light regress (Bonchie is just making me angry right now, but he is a great example of this). It’s like BLM 2.0.
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 10:57 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:57 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Zamfir, Master Thereof at January 25, 2026 10:57 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I am Francicus.
Posted by: Francicus at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is it a Carhart?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 10:51 PM (uaYsl)
Old-timers here still refer to a Filson Cruiser jacket and pants set as an "Alaskan Tuxedo".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (IG3/x)
https://youtu.be/6J3HOaU9E5U?t=1535
25:35 to 28:50
It’s cued. You can let it run on a little.
HT- Weasel
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:54 PM (47diA)
You pretty much got it! All of the songs have a waltz time signature. REM is 6/8, the other ones are 3/4.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
The theme is that there are no stretching to the horizon long names for Welsh places in those songs.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (xG4kz)
I like that you try but you didn't hit on what I'm looking for.
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (QMAsf)
Ah, well, life goes in in my infinity loops! You make stuff too hard!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (WONhk)
https://instapundit.com/771950/
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
Raises the question: if music is haram, how do we know what middle-eastern music sounds like?
Posted by: mikeski
Every time you hear two cats mixing it up in a back alley you are as close to it as you want to get.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
I was thinking Yoko on steroids...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (47diA)
Good night!
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 10:51 PM (uaYsl)
No. A quilted blue-checked flannel shirt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (47diA)
I learned about the phitrum from Elliott S! Maggin’s Superman novel. Apparently only earthmen and Kryptonians have it or something.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (EXyHK)
https://tinyurl.com/y8je7w3a
I love the retard who wants to "leave the state".
Yeah, hoss, I think you're going to find out that ICE is technically what's known as a "federal" agency.
I don't think leaving the state is going to do it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:41 PM (IG3/x)
*********
Could Seditious Conspiracy charges be applied to these dirtbags? I'd love to see them facing decades behind bars.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 25, 2026 11:00 PM (tAiWi)
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:46 PM (ZxPkt)
I thought he was the guy who wrote The Wizard of Oz....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 11:00 PM (QGaXH)
The one that surprised me most was a nearly 10:1 ratio for pro ice/anti ice comments in the comments of Entertainment Weekly.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 10:57 PM (g47mK)
Tampon Timmeh sucks CCP dick.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ULPxl)
This week, Yoko Ono played a benefit concert for Hiroshima survivors. Afterward a spokesman for the survivors described it as "the most horrifying experience of our lives".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (IG3/x)
Apparently, so-called Conservatives have an uncurable chronic case of Gell-Mann Amnesia and believe every damned report from corporate media.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:02 PM (a4flb)
What is this girl's accent?
https://tinyurl.com/58ksrdkd
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt
Liberty in upstate South Carolina. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina………
Posted by: Eromero
She is charming
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
I wouldn't say no if she offered to sit and have a cold beer with me on a hot day......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 11:02 PM (QGaXH)
I never use the air fryer setting on mine, but I do use the toaster oven as a convection oven all the time. Just used it today to proof bread dough while the main oven was preheating.
My normal proofing method of just putting the dough in the garage was not going to work today.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2026 11:02 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:03 PM (XuXeR)
And as for Somalis, anyone who has ever lived near them or worked with them wants all of them gone.
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2026 11:04 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2026 11:04 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 10:50 PM (QGaXH)
I was not expecting that McNuggets thing to cause so many people to grimace
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
Funny the things people take and run with...I love it when some little comment of mine triggers numerous responses....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 11:05 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: raimondo at January 25, 2026 11:06 PM (fQUcG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2026 11:04 PM (ULPxl)
Make letters of marque great again.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2026 11:06 PM (snZF9)
Since they love Communism, there is plenty of work to be found in Nicaragua working with China's CAMC Engineering to dig a new canal to compete with Panama.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:06 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (ULPxl)
Good point, we severed their little scheme with Canada (which has a ton of oil), they lost Venezuela and about to lose Iran as petrol suppliers. It is possible they're sabotaging this year's midterms so Trump is paralyzed and cannot do any more damage to them.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 11:06 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2026 11:04 PM (ULPxl)
Just a formal declaration of outlawry for any antifa or allied orgs, and all their personnel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (8zz6B)
What is this girl's accent?
https://tinyurl.com/58ksrdkd
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt
Liberty in upstate South Carolina. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina………
Posted by: Eromero
She is charming
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2026 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
..............................
She's cute and seems a bit wasted. My accent is less twangy than hers. But it's still there. Ah don't care! I still say one word syllables in two.Worse if I just got off the phone with my Mama. Or drinking. My husband's signal that I had enough was when I started talking like Charlene on Designing Women...he'd call me Charlene at a party and I was done for the evening.
It too me a month or two to say my name super fast, like chy knee fast, vs being called two names when I moved West in college(it is one syllable). Yes is ya-is. We talk slow because most of the time it is too hot to talk fast.
Also we are more olde English that some due to Scots/Irish/English ancestors.
Have read the Southern accent is fading, but I don't belive it. I hope not!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (WONhk)
-
It's been pretty cold and they've been out all night. It's really hard to say whether they're really sick or not. It could take a while to be sure, too. In a blue state, it could be covid.
Posted by: Methos
+++
They probably are really sick of the shit.
Sure, local cops hate Federales. But it surely taken as a professional dis for others to hate them. Like interservice rivalry - all the branches to fuck with Chair Force but civvies are out of line if they try it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)
Its the dopamine rush, right? Feel it now?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2026 11:08 PM (Q+gd/)
-- Hunter Biden 2028!
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 25, 2026 11:08 PM (V+K+8)
CrimeWatchMpls is a good follow.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2026 11:09 PM (edLbw)
Posted by: pawn at January 25, 2026 11:09 PM (WXTVZ)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:06 PM (a4flb)
Last I heard, Ortega was going to revoke that concession, because the Chinese company that got it had done exactly nothing, and was not answering their phone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:09 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2026 11:10 PM (0e5Te)
This is much bigger than Minnesota. Pretty sure Trump knows.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (viF8m)
Well. Goodnight and have a wonderful time in the snow for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: PabloD at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (pXTL4)
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: RIP Florio Vivino at January 25, 2026 11:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bummer shave at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (OJSFI)
I don't feel bad about Pretti Boy being shot.
WTF was he thinking when he decided to take a gun to the protest?
Posted by: four seasons at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (3ek7K)
Apparently, so-called Conservatives have an uncurable chronic case of Gell-Mann Amnesia and believe every damned report from corporate media.
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We're still winning in the opinion polls. We HAVE to remind "our" party that we expect them to be strong, rather than the pussies they've been for decades. Here's the link on polling data:
https://instapundit.com/771950/
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Well, I have broken 32F. 32.5F currently. It may hit 34 by 3AM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2026 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:14 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:01 PM (8zz6B)
Glad someone caught it!
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 11:14 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2026 11:14 PM (u82oZ)
I learned about the phitrum from Elliott S! Maggin’s Superman novel. Apparently only earthmen and Kryptonians have it or something.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 25, 2026 10:59 PM (EXyHK)
Uvula
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)
WTF was he thinking when he decided to take a gun to the protest?
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I said this last night: He brought a handgun to a "protest". He also brought TWO magazines to a "protest". But....he didn't bring an ID...nor did he bring a concealed carry card.
Fuck him. I'm glad he's gone.
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)
I don't feel bad about Pretti Boy being shot.
WTF was he thinking when he decided to take a gun to the protest?
Posted by: four seasons at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (3ek7K)
I take a gun everywhere. Sometimes two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 25, 2026 11:15 PM (xcxpd)
"Thinking"?
Seriously, tho...I don't grok the support for illegal immigrants at all. The "protesters"? The NBA (moment of silence and all)
WTF?
Ah well. Aleric didn't have to storm the gates of Rome...
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (XuXeR)
WTF was he thinking when he decided to take a gun to the protest?
Posted by: four seasons at January 25, 2026 11:12 PM (3ek7K)
He did not go to a "protest". He went to an insurgency. Interfering with law enforcement doing their job is a criminal act.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)
So...a normal edc loadout. I have carried 3 mags more than a few times (but I don't always bother with the belt scabbard)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: four seasons at January 25, 2026 11:17 PM (3ek7K)
Poles are for strippers.
The only one that matters is the one that takes several months to conduct and several days later to complete.
BTW, What is keeping the SAVE Act from getting passed?
If they don't care about maintaining a Constitutional Republic, why should I care come April 15th?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:17 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Wally at January 25, 2026 11:17 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 11:17 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: The happy Wanderer at January 25, 2026 11:17 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Walter Deacon at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (r0Oy0)
But I'm not going clutch pearls about his sidearm or loadout when I carry the same or more.
I don't fuck around with cops of course.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2026 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
You have to mention math or timing from now on. Had I paid attention to that it might have helped.
*Probably not *
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (WONhk)
This. I don't care if he had an eleven pack of chicken mcnuggets.
Dude wasn't there for moral support.
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (XuXeR)
Its the dopamine rush, right? Feel it now?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:07 PM (a4flb)
Well in my case some will say I put the dope in dopamine....
Wandering off for a while
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (QGaXH)
The minus sign filters out responses with that word (of which there probably won't be any to begin with), and the presents of the word causes the AI to go comatose and shut its fucking mouth.
Haven't tried it, myself. Up to you to check it out if you're interested.
Use this power only for good, not evil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (wVcYX)
Two of these are not like the other three. If they were there would be real riots all across the country by now.
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2026 11:18 PM (Q+gd/)
Either comply or come out blasting. Resisting while armed accomplishes nothing except getting you shot.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:20 PM (KDPiq)
So he was dropping kids off a school or something?
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:20 PM (XuXeR)
Show up open carrying to protest ICE when they have been getting death threats and just had a lesbo try to vehicular homicide them. The guy was either suiciding by cop, or was as dumb as the kids that jihadi's get to be martyrs and was pushed into doing it by evil leaders.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (hhkIi)
Unfortunately, they were probably both lesbos.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (WONhk)
Correct.
Incredible how many on our side keep falling for leftist bullshit.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: raimondo at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (fQUcG)
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The SAVE Act has already passed, and it was totally unneeded. The 1st Amendment already guaranteed the right to assembly, speech, and protest. It has never been interpreted to include illegal entry, nor disruption of service (whether that service was worship or abortion).
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)
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Of clickbait itus.
Hey, those Mercedes don't drive themselves, you know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:22 PM (Mb4p6)
Nay. His "mistake" was interfering. Don't start nothing, won't be nothing. .
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:22 PM (XuXeR)
I missed the gun thread, were there any comments about his firearm choice?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:22 PM (a4flb)
Lyrics didn't age well though.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (KDPiq)
It is a fine song. Got kind of overplayed on the radio, too. Another song, different band, different singer, with the same title. For Jackstraw:
https://youtu.be/aPbM_hNuyXM
Posted by: The happy Wanderer at January 25, 2026 11:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Quietly invoke the IA.
Send in sheep dipped SF guys to stand up some vigilance committee and start whacking those mouthpieces leading the insurrection.
Everytime a leader gets whacked have an "antifa general" false flag declare that it was because that leader wasn't down with the cause.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:16 PM (8zz6B)
Silly white people. Out in the streets, messing with the police, and not even getting a free TV or a pair of sneakers for it.
Posted by: Dindu Nuffin, Esq. at January 25, 2026 11:24 PM (x0vey)
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:22 PM (XuXeR)
Nah , he could have interfered and when they went to detain him he could have complied. If he did he would be alive today.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (KDPiq)
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You're better than this. He knew exactly where he was going...and he knew on some level that he was a *stupid* jackass. He knew this was a possible and perhaps even a likely outcome. Glad he's dead.
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (Cjcf6)
Apologies, I was thinking of the "Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act" requiring DPOC and adding real criminal penalties for election officials who cheat on registration documentation.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (a4flb)
Pretti violated all four.
Posted by: PabloD at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (pXTL4)
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)
Different one. The SAVE Act languishing on Capitol Hill right now is the one that requires photo id for voting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (IG3/x)
WTF was he thinking when he decided to take a gun to the protest?
He was thinking "By any means necessary."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2026 11:25 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Dindu Nuffin, Esq."
Heh. Lots and lots of lily white faces "protesting"
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:26 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: raimondo
They were modern day alchemists - trying to turn lead into gold.
Hint - it still can't be done.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2026 11:26 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 25, 2026 11:26 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I got lost in the ball pit one time. That was the ssme visit that got me banned.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 25, 2026 11:26 PM (uaYsl)
Posted by: mindful webworker said tittle hehn hehn hehn at January 25, 2026 10:13 PM (OJSFI)
It is the line used to cross the "t".
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 11:27 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:27 PM (a4flb)
Resistance is NOT Futile because Impedance is Real.
-- with both Real and Imaginary Component.
forWAR'd !!!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-BotchmenRollOUT
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WotHapToAmericanDream :: It came true.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 25, 2026 11:27 PM (HL5pZ)
Hint - it still can't be done.
Well, not when the first step involves the lead travelling through your body.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 25, 2026 11:27 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: PaleRider
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Nurses got to have some brains.
Maybe he was a candy stripper?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:28 PM (Mb4p6)
https://tinyurl.com/2nurh8sc
Posted by: Piper at January 25, 2026 11:28 PM (OoFl2)
Honestly, I thought this was going to be a Robert Reich sock...
Posted by: PabloD at January 25, 2026 11:29 PM (pXTL4)
Posted by: man at January 25, 2026 11:29 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 25, 2026 11:31 PM (hhkIi)
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Praise be to God Almighty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (Mb4p6)
fervent prayers for NDH.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)
...............................
That is awesome news! Prayers!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:32 PM (Mb4p6)
Lyrics didn't age well though.
Posted by: Opinion
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Poignant.
In the same vein, and very sad, Tom Waits 'Martha'.
Lyrics:
https://shorturl.at/ac56f
Vid:
https://shorturl.at/R6li8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2026 11:32 PM (XeU6L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
DARE TO BE ST00P1D
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 25, 2026 11:32 PM (HL5pZ)
her daughter is posting updates on NDH's twitter account, @NeidsG
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Praise be to God Almighty.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:28 PM (Mb4p6)
fervent prayers for NDH.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 25, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)
...............................
That is awesome news! Prayers!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 25, 2026 11:31 PM (WONhk)
Woo!!
Posted by: Count de Ric Flair Monet at January 25, 2026 11:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2026 10:25 PM (IG3/x)
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I've been looking for a tree service here and came across one called "The Tree Feller". I like that name.
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2026 11:33 PM (t+VLa)
Have you heard Scott Bessent over the last few days including at Davos?
They know. Probably a lot more than we do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:33 PM (viF8m)
Picture of a Ranger tab.
"This patch is worn by soldiers who have been assigned to be park rangers. They have had very little military training. They are soft targets, so attack them first."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2026 11:34 PM (x0vey)
Apparently according to Cam Higby and Data Republican, the Lt Governor was a shot caller on Signal.
There is a magic hat full of felonies to draw from. Bondi could throw an intern at that prosecution.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:34 PM (a4flb)
Win-Win-Win. Still I wouldn't get tired of all the winning.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
Not so far off from what I suggested.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
No, now the Left has to admit that non-criminals carry guns....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 25, 2026 11:36 PM (SRRAx)
The most beautiful thing is, the IRS has their own courts.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:36 PM (a4flb)
How *ucking stupid are the protesters?
Pretty stupid to be protecting murderers and child rapists.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 25, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:37 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the quatloos at January 25, 2026 11:38 PM (Wt5PA)
Muslims for a frame of reference research what happened between the colonists and the loyalists after the war.
Your attention to this matter will benefit your future.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:39 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 25, 2026 11:39 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 11:39 PM (/TlUl)
Pretty stupid to be protecting murderers and child rapists.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 25, 2026 11:37 PM (3ek7K)
They are useful idiots so I understand that. It's the Dem politicians that are very stupid to think that strategy is a winner.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 25, 2026 11:40 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: fourseasons
There was commentary here months ago that if Trump came out as pro-oxygen, Democrats would start dying of asphyxiation.
I thought that was hyperbole. I'm less sure of that every day.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2026 11:09 PM (8zz6B)
I remember reading a proposal that was part of “Operation Plowshare” in the 50’s, a proposal to use nuclear weapons for peaceful purposes. US engineers worked out a detail proposal to build a sea level canal across Nicaragua in an afternoon, using a string of buried hydrogen bombs.
It was a great plan, but no one could talk Nicaragua into volunteering to let itself be nuked. But it would have worked!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2026 11:40 PM (cx1bp)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
I don't get it.
Posted by: mikeski, going ice fishing at January 25, 2026 11:41 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: tankdemon
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Thank you, your efforts do not go unappreciated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 10:43 PM (Mb4p6)
You're welcome.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 11:41 PM (/TlUl)
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Yes, that's how we know that most of them are *paid*.
Posted by: Crusader at January 25, 2026 11:41 PM (Cjcf6)
Cheap Sig branded red dot sight
magazines with no wear markings
He probably never carried it, never practiced with it, and it got him dead.
It doesn't matter if you think it is wrong that the state has a monopoly on violence. While they do, dicking with cops is going to get you in a world of hurt
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2026 11:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2026 11:42 PM (Vvh2V)
Let me guess, director Michael Bay to lead the operation.
Still, people would think it was AI.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:43 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:43 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:44 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2026 11:44 PM (Vvh2V)
There is a magic hat full of felonies to draw from. Bondi could throw an intern at that prosecution.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:34 PM (a4flb)
Bondi supposedly is offering to draw down ICE from Minneapolis if Walz releases the voter rolls to the DOJ.
This tells me either she is dumb, or it means that the SigInt and Treasury trolls have enough data to start their own sweeps.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2026 11:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Cue, Chris Rock video.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:46 PM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:47 PM (Mb4p6)
Fine, then put on your Dem Politicians Strategery Hat and provide another dodge to put off the inevitable.
Unless it involves hastily packing up and fleeing to a non-extradition country, I'm not sure how that plan would work any better.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:47 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 25, 2026 11:48 PM (Mb4p6)
Which of course he won't do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:49 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2026 11:45 PM (rbvCR)
Embrace the power of the word "and."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2026 11:49 PM (x0vey)
Posted by: raimondo
How much does your mom get paid, while you listen through the floor? Does that include butt stuff?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 25, 2026 11:50 PM (qddDT)
Either comply or come out blasting. Resisting while armed accomplishes nothing except getting you shot.
Posted by: Opinion fact
Or assaulting the cops got things going in the wrong direction
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (/TlUl)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2026 11:49 PM (x0vey)
I like gamers because they REALLY get inside other people's heads if they are at all successful.
one of them mentioned that Trump understands what a "pain point" is and relies on them. He also understands what a strategy fork is, and he seems to be able to wield them both.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (rbvCR)
This tells me either she is dumb
Unless she plays by Dem ethics and demands the voter rolls first and once the entire dataset has been confirmed to be have been transferred suddenly remembers that DOJ has no authority over the use of DHS assets.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: pjungwir at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (noE7F)
Posted by: Case at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (E7+ue)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 25, 2026 11:52 PM (x0vey)
Or just maybe she isn't as stupid as some of you have said for the last year and she knows exactly what's going on. Maybe even more than commenters on a blog.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:55 PM (viF8m)
Show up open carrying to protest ICE when they have been getting death threats and just had a lesbo try to vehicular homicide them. The guy was either suiciding by cop, or was as dumb as the kids that jihadi's get to be martyrs and was pushed into doing it by evil leaders.
Posted by: PaleRider
Just did a quick bing - carry permit is required to carry a handgun in Minnesota (I assume while not hunting). There is no distinction between concealed or open carry (which is a plus). A permit is required.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Well, she is a blonde.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:57 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2026 11:32
Didn't know that was a Tom Waits song. Always liked that song, Meat Loaf did it on one of his albums.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 25, 2026 11:57 PM (55Qr6)
Right on.
Bondi knows what she is doing. If Trump isn't happy with her she would be gone.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 25, 2026 11:58 PM (3ek7K)
Tell me about all of the other outstanding Trump AG picks.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:59 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2026 11:59 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
About $2000. A bit pricey but he was a nurse so chump change for him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2026 11:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 25, 2026 11:44 PM (Vvh2V)
North Georgia. I found her Youtube. Macy Watkins Johnson.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 25, 2026 11:59 PM (lpTXP)
And the pluses and minuses, it wasn’t so bad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2026 12:01 AM (XV/Pl)
Unknown Drip,
Why don't you let Trump know you are available for the job?
I'm sure he would be happy having a know it all like you working for him.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 26, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 12:03 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
INS thought they did too.
- Random Circuit Court Judge
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 26, 2026 12:03 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 25, 2026 11:59 PM (a4flb)
Is failure so important to you that you root for it under each and every rock?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 12:03 AM (rbvCR)
I'm sure he would be happy having a know it all like you working for him.
That would be an absolute gas. He could use more non-linear thinkers on staff.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 12:04 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: fourseasons at January 26, 2026 12:07 AM (3ek7K)
Apparently you have never played a card game or have not been dealt the best possible hand and have to make do with what you were given.
You see anything less than a straight flush and call if "failure under each and every rock".
I don't, I see opportunities for creativity. That is the fruit of having a well crafted OODA.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 12:08 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 12:09 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 12:09 AM (a4flb)
Do any of you have a link to the recipe for Lin-duh's chocolate chip cookies as CBD highlighted on the food thread?
Much appreciated.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 26, 2026 12:09 AM (LQfGe)
I don't, I see opportunities for creativity. That is the fruit of having a well crafted OODA.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 26, 2026 12:08 AM (a4flb)
Da f*ck dude? Read and then bitch at me after you read.
You go have yourself a wonderful evening metal-detectoring for failure and offense.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2026 12:11 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2026 12:11 AM (XV/Pl)
It's cold here, but only like normal winter, not like the "stormaggedon" areas.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:12 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 12:13 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: fourseasons at January 26, 2026 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
I appreciate the fashion report, Piper. I liked the Anne Hathaway red dress
Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 12:13 AM (Nx5jP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 12:16 AM (Nx5jP)
I don't understand the whiners here on Ace.
Let Trump know what you think.
Whining here doesn't do anything.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 26, 2026 12:16 AM (3ek7K)
A leaf-blower is great for light fluffy snow, if not too deep. Beats wearing your arms out sweeping.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: fourseasons at January 26, 2026 12:18 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 12:18 AM (lpTXP)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JackStraw
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She may be all the things you say she is.
If she would just show it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:22 AM (Mb4p6)
Also, good evening everyone. It's Monday here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2026 12:23 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 12:28 AM (lpTXP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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It's supposed to thaw for a while this morning.
I keep checking the pipes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:29 AM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 12:36 AM (lpTXP)
If she would just show it.
I'm not saying she's anything other than she isn't as bad as some of you say she is.
The FBI, which she also oversees, just set a record for arrests including 5 of the 10 most wanted in 1 year. Biden did 4 in 4 years.
I honestly don't understand why some don't understand why you think anyone taking over the most corrupt organization in the federal government with tens of thousands of employees wasn't going to be magically fixed in 5 minutes because Trump won.
By the nature of a real DOJ investigations and prosecutions take a minute. Even more now that the DOJ has been gutted the way we wanted it to be. Harmeet Dhilon likes her. Kash likes her. Trump likes her. Maybe give the woman a chance to do her job.
Watch what happens in Minnesota where she is already prosecuting dirtbags who stormed a church when many of you said she would do nothing and see what happens with the fraud and riots. Then judge.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 12:36 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2026 12:39 AM (cx1bp)
What I don't see, and I think this is the crux of all the bitching, is perp walks of those sons of bitches who abused the law and humiliated and impoverished some very good people.
or
Who murdered Ashli Babbitt?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:45 AM (Mb4p6)
I think everyone knows that Walz can’t do that, because it would be a confession to a long list of federal crimes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2026 12:46 AM (cx1bp)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:45 AM (Mb4p6)
A scumbag who got a full presidential pardon from Joe Biden for doing it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2026 12:47 AM (cx1bp)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 12:49 AM (snZF9)
https://tinyurl.com/9snn6tzd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 12:50 AM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Case at January 26, 2026 12:51 AM (E7+ue)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 26, 2026 12:52 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 26, 2026 12:52 AM (0nHVk)
Snow or cocaine?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 26, 2026 12:54 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 12:54 AM (lpTXP)
https://tinyurl.com/9snn6tzd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 12:50 AM (ix8EF)
That son of a bitch should experience what being hunted by nazis really feels like.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 12:55 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:56 AM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 12:57 AM (Mb4p6)
250 lights was enough to illuminate my deck area...all colored ones.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 01:00 AM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 01:01 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 01:01 AM (lpTXP)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2026 01:02 AM (eStot)
We dodged the ice bullet here mostly, but I see some outages racking up in Oconee county. However, Mississippi really got hit hard. I was just watching some footage there, where they got 1" ice accumulation. It was icemaggedon for them. Louisiana too, but Miss. is the worst.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 26, 2026 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
Yes, and I wonder how much Frey and and Walz have personally made from the Somali fraud?. They're probably all paid off ,including the MN lieutenant Governor who stupidly wore a hijab and is now implicated in coordinating the Signal chat anti ICE protests.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 01:06 AM (Nx5jP)
We're supposed to hit 12-13F lows here early Tuesday morning. I'm next to a little low spot with a creek, and cold air drainage often puts me 3 - 4 below the forecast lows, sometimes more. If that holds up, I might just hit single digits here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 26, 2026 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Case
>Croce was top notch. A better artist than Denver and Dylan by a mile. It's all subjective, but so is the human condition.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 26, 2026 01:10 AM (oT7pT)
250 lights was enough to illuminate my deck area...all colored ones.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
I know, it was glorious, lol. Well its 7 1/2 feet tall, and probably a tad over 4 feet wide at the bottom. It has a lot of branches, and probably 14 rows, and I run the lights up and down the branches. The very bottom row takes a 100 light string to go around once, so I'm probably 300 lights in just to go up the first 3 or 4 rows, and thats with the one color, so its 600 lights on the first few rows by the time the white and colored lights are on. Space aliens know where the party is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 01:10 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 01:06 AM (Nx5jP)
The odious Ilhan Omar is 30 million richer.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 01:17 AM (lpTXP)
I still have the lil table-top tree up. Need to put it away, maybe tomorrow while the weather is good. Bag it & put it out in the barn until next Christmas. Maybe will put newer lights on it then. The current lights are incandescent & the colors a bit faded after years of use.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
I've seen reports that dozens of DOJ attorneys are working on redacting a huge amount Epstein documents that were found after they were hidden by the SDNY DOJ. Because that was incredibly important and many of the same people bitching were demandint that too.
Many of the same people are also demanding action on that are also demanding action on dozens of other things while also demanding Bondi fire all the corrupt dirtbags at the DOJ who got us here.
Everyone needs to take a breathe. Amazing things are happening, stuff many of us never thought we'd see. Just because everything hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't happen. It's been a fucking year. Enjoy the ride.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 01:19 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 01:21 AM (guLpK)
I'm actually fairly patient. I think there are good people trying to work as thoroughly yet effectively as they can. Best I can do is just pray for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 01:24 AM (guLpK)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8cnckh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2026 01:28 AM (guLpK)
I'm Shelob level patient. I live for revenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 01:28 AM (viF8m)
For a moment.
I just want to brag about our brilliant Belgian Malinois. Daisy really likes to get out and runrunrun several times a day, and suddenly it's just too cold and snowy. Daughter took her out to chase the ball, but even if the ball didn't get lost, the soggy thing was too cold for Daisy to pick up and return. MiladyJo and I did take a walk with her in the slightly-warmer afternoon. It was… brisk. Also, although mostly house-bound, she knows how to indicate she needs to go out back to squat in the snow, which she does, quite efficiently. Especially for her sake, I am glad we're going to have a good old Oklahoma thaw pretty soon. I don't miss those months of piled-up dirty snow when we lived in Chicago. Don't know how we could have had Daisy back then. 🐕
On 'nother topic entirely, sometimes I'm amazed that we can get those live performances from decades ago on demand on YouTube. I mean, old geezers who nowadays are dropping dead from oldness back when their voices were still good and they looked like babies (at least to me now). Time capsules.
https://youtu.be/K5bdJPvrbOw
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - still 29 on the inside at January 26, 2026 01:33 AM (OJSFI)
I still have the lil table-top tree up. Need to put it away, maybe tomorrow while the weather is good. Bag it & put it out in the barn until next Christmas. Maybe will put newer lights on it then. The current lights are incandescent & the colors a bit faded after years of use.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
My lights never last long enough to get faded. When I was taking the lights off I had 2 strings of white that had half the lights out, and 2 strings of colored that were half out. Without fail I add a few new strings of lights every year because of that, and I'm not sure the bad ones were new or from last year. I'm thinking maybe last year because they were lower on the tree. The new lights end up being higher on the tree because thats when I start running short and add new ones. Hard to tell because the colors are still vivid.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 01:43 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 01:45 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 01:19 AM (viF8m)
I just want to see at least one asshole get fired into a volcano. Call it an appetizer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 01:45 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)
Have you tried testing or calling BIL directly? If the call was from a scammer, he might simply have spoofed BIL's number and called from an IP phone via his computer.
Anyhow, I am getting sleepy here, going to call it a night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2026 01:48 AM (8zz6B)
Tree is only 2.5ft tall, so 1 string of 100 lights is enough. Almost. It could probably take 200 and not blind me, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
I texted back & forth with *whoever it was* so pretty sure it was BIL's actual phone. Probably was stolen from him.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 01:56 AM (lpTXP)
I'm more a torn apart by sharks guy. Those are my people.
Patience doesn't mean a lack of hatred.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2026 01:58 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 01:45 AM (0nHVk)
Usually around here it melts fairly quick, but when its cold like this the shit will linger. Its not often it stays cold, and usually after a snow its well above freezing. I don't see the dirty snow too often, but yeah it really sucks when that happens.You get that slow melt. the roads are constantly wet, the cars stay salted up, you go through a gallon of window wash, and you get to see black snow for days and days.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 01:59 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 01:59 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)
Probably why it was a good idea as others suggested to get the cops on it. They could have got a trace on the phone and possibly nailed whoever had it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 02:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 02:05 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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That's the last I knew, just after Christmas. Then, *someone* called. I didn't answer.. but texted back for BIL to text me instead. They wanted me to call, but I (assuming it was the deaf-relay service) didn't want to deal with a lousy interpreter like last time. I had previously told BIL to just text, it was so much easier!
Anyway, this *someone* claims to have "found" the phone and truck and "clothes thrown" around it and no sign of any person. "In the middle of the desert!" they said. (BIL has AZ plates, but I don't know the plate #)
I told them I cannot help & to call police. Didn't want to give any info and they didn't ask for money. (yet?)
It's all so sketchy and I'm waiting for police to make contact.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 26, 2026 02:12 AM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 26, 2026 02:05 AM (0nHVk)
Ah, the parking lot igloos. I call them Igpoos. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2026 02:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ
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It's not like you don't have enough on your plate already.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 26, 2026 02:14 AM (Mb4p6)
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 26, 2026 03:01 AM (sAmhv)
I've been sleeping a lot lately too. It's been cold and grey here for a week. Luckily no snow or ice though.
Posted by: JQ at January 26, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)
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