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Another Church Disrupting Water Buffalo Arrested
Update: Loud-Mouthed, Foul-Mouthed Bearded Jerkoff Arrested Too, After Telling Pam Bondi "Come Get Me"

Insurrectionist mayor Jacob Frey has refused to condemn the church intimidation, now demands that the ringleader be freed to eat all of our food:

jacobfreydemandsrelease.jpg


Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

2h

🚨 BREAKING -- ANOTHER PERP WALK: Chauntyll Louisa Allen has officially been charged with CONSPIRACY TO DEPRIVE RIGHTS due to her role in the St. Paul Church riots

The ringleader, Nekima Levy Armstrong, was also arrested this morning.

They're in federal custody at the direction of @AGPamBondi
.

NEXT UP: Don Lemon?! 😏

Physical ugliness and morbid obesity are contributing factors to radical extremism in women.

That's not a joke. It's an insult, but it's seriously meant: No one whose prom night was a dream winds up in antifa.

Update:


For the moment, Don Lemon is not being charged.

But we'll see.

This guy reports that not only are the feds going to charge every single church disruptor, but they'll be going through texts and emails to find co-conspirators who did not show up for the invasion but who conspired to make it happen.

And remember, "conspiracy" only requires agreement that a felony should be committed by someone who's part of the conspiracy.

They used that a lot to lock up not J6ers but merely people in text chains with J6ers.

So let justice be done here equally.

That might be how they wind up getting Don Lemon -- maybe a leftwing judge can claim he was a "journalist" when in the church, but if he's taking part in the planning, then he's a co-conspirator.


This guy makes sense:

LHGrey
@grey4626


PERP WALK PARADE...KEEP IT FUCKING ROLLING

Another one bites the dust: Chauntyll Louisa Allen, St. Paul school board parasite and professional chaos merchant, just got federally indicted for CONSPIRACY TO DEPRIVE RIGHTS.

Her crime? Helping orchestrate the sacrilegious invasion of Cities Church...storming a house of God mid-service, terrorizing worshippers, screaming in their faces, all because the pastor dares to serve his country with ICE.

And the high priestess of this blasphemous mob, Nekima Levy Armstrong...self-anointed civil rights queen, race-hustling attorney, the venomous ringleader who planned and executed the whole disgusting spectacle...hauled out in cuffs this morning.

Federal custody. No soft landing. No media bailout.

Just cold steel and the long-overdue taste of consequences.

These people aren't activists.

They're domestic terrorists in activist drag.

They psychologically crave the thrill of domination...invading sacred spaces, silencing prayer, bullying the faithful because it feeds their bloated egos and fragile power fantasies.

They thought churches were fair game, that worshippers had no rights worth protecting.

They needed to believe their cause sanctified any violation. That delusion just got shattered by federal indictments.

You feel it?

That's justice finally sharpening its blade after years of deliberate dulling. No more free passes for the approved class of agitators.

No more looking away while they desecrate what others hold holy.

Keep. The. Motherfucking. Arrests. Coming.

Every last one of them. Round up the whole mob.

Apply the law with lethal evenness...no selective mercy, no political favoritism.

The same statutes that protected their protests now protect the churchgoers they terrorized.

Beautiful symmetry.

And don't stop there.

Next up: Don fucking Lemon and every smug, riot-apologist ghoul who spent years cheering this kind of intimidation from the safety of their studios.

Drag them in too. Make them explain why disrupting worship is "speaking truth to power" when they do it, but "insurrection" when anyone else dares.

The great correction is underway.

The era of unequal justice is bleeding out.

And it feels ***damn glorious.

And it's not just wallflower women attracted to radical leftwing politics, of course. You also have heartbreaker Alpha Chads like this potential David French bedroom visitor:

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM




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1 Gotta catch 'em all

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

2 Nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

3 Hmm... where'd my comment go?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:34 PM (zjgNU)

4 OK to snort coke and drive around in here?

Posted by: Snowplow Driver at January 22, 2026 03:34 PM (2UnvF)

5 OH, I forgot to say "Sponge". My bad.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:34 PM (zjgNU)

6 BREAKING: William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

7 Insurrectionist mayor Jacob Frey has refused to condemn the church intimidation, now demands that the ringleader be freed

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM

Because the left only cares about Principals.

If you're on their side, they fight for you, no matter what you've done.

If you're on the other side, they will fight you, no matter what you do.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (zjgNU)

8 These land whales love to use pickme as an insult to other women

Pickme: any woman who doesn’t violently hate men or wish them dead

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (nLFYG)

9 Is that last freak real ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

10 Willowed, off-topic.

Apologies but I thought some here might be interested,

263 https://youtu.be/m9bR8eP-uSU

USS Abraham Lincoln, Jan 22, 2026

Interesting run-down on deployment.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (kvcnI)

11 Then: This is a violent insurrection...didn't you see that protestor push a cop?!?

Now: I will shoot to kill federal agents

Posted by: The left opposing "sedition" at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

12 I legit thought the dood at the end Tik-Tok was Doug Walker becoming his hobo character in real life.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (9Ovst)

13 Frey should be the next arrest

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (VE6XX)

14 I hope the Antifa roundup is going to happen sometime this century.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (abIsI)

15 Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

I don't even want to open that video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (LQf4v)

16 Chauntyll

So ghetto trash.

Posted by: Really?? at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Ryx1w)

17 WILL THE BLADE AND THANATOPSIS PLEASE REPORT TO THE OCTAGON!

If you guys are not serious about this, then we're going to call the whole thing off.

Posted by: A very pleasing Public Address voice, becoming impatient at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

18 I don't even want to open that video.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (LQf4v)

I did.. I wouldn't recommend it...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:40 PM (VE6XX)

19 One thing is for certain - you as a working person have funded these "disruptions".

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:40 PM (1s9HY)

20 There’s always been crazy people. Neurotics, and the easily hypnotized.

But prior to the Internet, and cell phone apps and “social media” they were almost completely isolated.

“There’s an App for that!” Indeed. There is a website exclusively devoted to people who obsess about oil changes for their car. Frequency, brands, type, additive packages. What viscosity? 10w-30? 20w-50? Rotella?

My point is we shouldn’t be surprised by this, it is or was inevitable I suppose. I remember when “Flash Mobs” became a thing.

“That’s so cute!” everyone exclaimed. They are singing happy birthday at the Mall to someone. But my cynical side knew this type of coordination and directed action could, and would be used for exactly what we’ve been seeing for several years now.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (KE/UI)

21
Insurrectionist mayor Jacob Frey has refused to condemn the church intimidation, now demands that the ringleader be freed


I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request

Means no

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (y9nCu)

22 Apply the law with lethal evenness...no selective mercy, no political favoritism.

>>>>>>

As the Don Lemon scoop about a Federal Magistrate refusing to do his job proves, we still aren't there.

The Left LIVES by political favoritism. They pass laws KNOWING they will never have to follow them. That's the point.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (zjgNU)

23 Willowed...in case you need some Nicki Minaj dancing around, airing the girls out in tiny bikinis on a beach (plus the song Starships is really good and holds up):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (Eng1Z)

24 Not all leftist women are ugly...

https://is.gd/xxGsXO

https://is.gd/1CF4aK

https://is.gd/5fSMiW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)

25 Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:40 PM (VE6XX)

Just from the picture it does look like an AI thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (PFs9e)

26 Another Church Disrupting Water Bufallo Arrested

---

Look, if your church is dragging you into a swamp on a Sunday afternoon to ritually harass water buffalo, you should probably find a new church. But I think having them arrested is a little extreme.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (BI5O2)

27 On a different note, I see Meghan McCain is complaining that the FNM sold Spanberger in VA as a moderate.

There are no moderate D office holders and haven't been in a while. Thanks for paying attention...finally...Ms Nepo Baby...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

28 "And remember, "conspiracy" only requires agreement that a felony should be committed by someone who's part of the conspiracy."

Yes. And as I pointed out earlier, the KKK Act does not require an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy. Just an agreement. So anyone in on the agreement to raid the church -- even those who didn't go into the church -- can be prosecuted under the Act.

My guess is the text and paper trail for the rancid lepers who physically stormed the church is very long and almost certainly includes some "big names" in the Democrap party. This raid wasn't organic. It was planned and orchestrated. There are gonna be a lot of people on these text strings.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

29 That's not a joke. It's an insult, but it's seriously meant
----------

Your're in good company:

"If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to," -John Wayne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

30 That last video....

The banjos...my God, the banjos...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (Wnv9h)

31 UPDATE 1: Federal law enforcement tells me that one woman arrested rented three separate hotel rooms.

Based on the women in the videos, I think we must consider the possibility that they NEEDED all three rooms just to move around.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

32 Gah, if I saw that last freak in a horror movie I'd turn it off with a quickness.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (XPM1I)

33 Because the left only cares about Principals.

If you're on their side, they fight for you, no matter what you've done.

If you're on the other side, they will fight you, no matter what you do.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (zjgNU)

What about superintendents and school boards?

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (0GYGE)

34 Just from the picture it does look like an AI thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (PFs9e

That's what I thought

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (VE6XX)

35 So The Hills Have Eyes reject is harboring illegal aliens? That's what I was hearing.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (s19xO)

36 24 Not all leftist women are ugly...[/i

You are a bad man.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)

37 These people aren't activists.

They're domestic terrorists in activist drag.


Exactly what I've been saying. We need to stop dignifying what they do by calling them "protests".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

38
✅ Terrorism
✅ Kidnapping
✅ Parading

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (1s9HY)

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (abIsI)

40 Frey's obviously posturing here as a means to higher office, maybe Minn governor or even a POTUS run sometime next decade?

Even with all the cursing in his previous press conference...he still sounds like a little bitch.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (9Ovst)

41 Watching old horror movies: Why do they make the psycho killer look like such a freak?

Watching the ICE hater video above: Oh it all makes sense now

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

42 There are no moderate D office holders and haven't been in a while. Thanks for paying attention...finally...Ms Nepo Baby...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

There’s nothing wrong with being a nepo baby. It’s good to make strategic friends, to know people, and to NETWORK!

Posted by: Americans at January 22, 2026 03:43 PM (0GYGE)

43 He has a very punchable face. As proof you can see somebody already knocked his front teeth out.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

44 degens

all of em ...degens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (emBoF)

45 LMAO...that last video. Anyone ever see that horror flick..."The Hills Have Eyes" ?

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (dIske)

46 Fox News Bill Melugin:

NEW: Multiple sources tell me & colleague @davidspunt
that the federal magistrate in Minnesota who refused to sign off on an arrest warrant for Don Lemon is Douglas L. Micko and that his wife works as an Assistant Attorney General in Minnesota AG Keith Ellison's office.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (CNl8/)

47 "And remember, "conspiracy" only requires agreement that a felony should be committed by someone who's part of the conspiracy."

The KKK Act is broader than that. As I pointed out earlier, while a charge under the Act is itself a felony, the underlying agreement that forms the conspiracy does not have to involve any acts that would constitute a felony.

The Act also does not require an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy. Just an agreement. So anyone in on the agreement to raid the church -- even those who didn't go into the church -- can be prosecuted under the Act.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

48 "If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to," -John Wayne
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

Good old Marion Morrison

Posted by: Cow demon at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (0GYGE)

49 That...thing...in the last clip. Tell me that is an AI creation somebody cooked up when it was prompted to come up with a Deliverance freak you'd find in the backwoods of West Virginny. Someone who runs a motel in the middle of nowhere and you've just run out of gas at 2am and have to stay there. Someone who hides bodies in their basement.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (qBdHI)

50 Remember showing up at a Somali daycare - which is a public business getting government funding and asking questions is an affront to people's rights. Storming a church service? Just free speech

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

51 and the warrants are being executed
----------

Oh you said the *warrants* are being executed.

☹️

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (1s9HY)

52 On a different note, I see Meghan McCain is complaining that the FNM sold Spanberger in VA as a moderate.


Nonsense. Anyone who didn't know didn't want to know. And they still knew.

I was amused when NYC voted for Mamdani, but it's not so funny now when it's happening to me.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (Riz8t)

53 Elmer Fudd didn't age gracefully.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (pkeXY)

54 Hey...what are you looking at? Seriously, what ARE you looking at?

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske)

55 Chauntyll means FUPA in Swahili.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

56 Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:38 PM (VE6XX)

I don't even want to open that video.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (LQf4v)
=========

Nose-ring person's (in an earlier Ace post) older, crazy brother.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

57 There’s always been crazy people. Neurotics, and the easily hypnotized.

But prior to the Internet, and cell phone apps and “social media” they were almost completely isolated.

“There’s an App for that!” Indeed. There is a website exclusively devoted to people who obsess about oil changes for their car. Frequency, brands, type, additive packages. What viscosity? 10w-30? 20w-50? Rotella?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (KE/UI)

It's more than that though- the ease of finding people just like you means that most people don't even take the effort (or worse, never learned how) to find ways of living/interacting with people who aren't like them.

It's a useful tool, and helpful for building lasting relationships because you are never going to find someone who is perfect to date/marry, so you have to learn to accommodate one another. Not now.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (zjgNU)

58 Weren't Fred and Barney Water Buffaloes?

Posted by: The Grand Poobah at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (oftw2)

59 Wrote downstairs a Magistrate Judge refused to write Lemon up

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (Ia/+0)

60 Just an agreement. So anyone in on the agreement to raid the church -- even those who didn't go into the church -- can be prosecuted under the Act.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Erin Burnett to the white courtesy phone

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (1s9HY)

61 I really am impressed at the slowly rising boil. I thought the sbit was going to hit the fans years ago. It sort of has hit the fan, incrementaly, but steadily. I mean tbey are shooting trump and ceos in the street, and charlie kirk. Now states are revolting. Judges are refusing to enforce law. Its just a steady escalation. I think they they think there is no downside for them. Its insurrectiony alright.

Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (71cBt)

62
G'day, horde. I missed earlier threads, but I hope that the reported door-to-door operation in Minnesota is also netting some garden-variety multi-felons who have overstayed visas for, like, 10 years.

I'd also like to know what's going on with the fraudsters. I hate those people most of all tbh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (jMSaW)

63 They need to take Big and Chunkey out to the courtyard, strip her, and hose down.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (hr1MU)

64 50 Remember showing up at a Somali daycare - which is a public business getting government funding and asking questions is an affront to people's rights. Storming a church service? Just free speech
Posted by: 18-1


They're finding the same thing in ME. Possibly even worse.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

65 That dude is going to aim at an ICE agent and blow his foot off.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (dIske)

66 Dear Lord and Sweet Baby Jesus that guy in the last video is unfortunate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

67 Bearded Douche wananbe farmer was arrested. Maybe he'll be someone's beard in the slam slam.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (ewjUl)

68 guy is last vid looks like he'd shoot himself in the foot the first time he uses a gun

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 22, 2026 03:47 PM (CWTWj)

69 Chauntyll Louisa Allen. Did you notice in the vid that they had to use two pairs of handcuffs? Presumably, her hands could not meet behind her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2026 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

70 Is it more amazing that the last guy can operate a camera or that he has a family? Show this to your leftist friends and say "he's on your side"
Nice teephus pal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2026 03:47 PM (PTsqM)

71 They're finding the same thing in ME. Possibly even worse.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

You'd be surprised what they find in ME

Posted by: Donald Lemon Esq at January 22, 2026 03:47 PM (1s9HY)

72 58 Weren't Fred and Barney Water Buffaloes?
Posted by: The Grand Poobah


Ralph and Ed?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (abIsI)

73 62
G'day, horde. I missed earlier threads, but I hope that the reported door-to-door operation in Minnesota is also netting some garden-variety multi-felons who have overstayed visas for, like, 10 years.

I'd also like to know what's going on with the fraudsters. I hate those people most of all tbh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (jMSaW)

Don Le'mon: "But,but...it's native people who have higher rates of crime!"

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (9Ovst)

74 45 LMAO...that last video. Anyone ever see that horror flick..."The Hills Have Eyes" ?

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM

I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to the punch. That's exactly what he looks like.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (xJGPn)

75 Willowed:

You need to read 18 USC 241. This is a major felony with punishment Starting at 10 years in Federal prison and ranging up to a Death Penalty. Because it is a Conspiracy statute, the financiers of this action are also on the hook. This means the Soros Family is on the hook if they financed or agreed to this action.


Because the crimes were part of a national (wire based) network of conspirators the case can be tried anywhere wires reach in the US, it does not have to be in front of a jury of Commie sympathizers in Minnesota, for example it can be tried in Corsicana TX.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (Da7Vv)

76 >>>0 There’s always been crazy people. Neurotics, and the easily hypnotized.
But prior to the Internet, and cell phone apps and “social media” they were almost completely isolated.

Yup. The internet is filled with lonely people.

Not us, but the other jerkoffs.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

77 "Another Church Disrupting Water Bufallo Arrested"

"Fuck you!"

-- Water Buffalos

P.S. Typo ("Bufallo") in the title, bro!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

78 I'd also like to know what's going on with the fraudsters. I hate those people most of all tbh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2026 03:46 PM (jMSaW)

Yes.. It warms my heart when I hear they arrested some POS who's been here for 20 years sponging off us...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (VE6XX)

79 69 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2026 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

Quite, do note unlike J6 the democrat elected spring at once to defense of their malefactors...it is why I think we are doomed to lose.

Posted by: sven at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (MUJd1)

80 Whats up with Smeagal?

Posted by: Operator Error at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (hr1MU)

81 It's more than that though- the ease of finding people just like you means that most people don't even take the effort (or worse, never learned how) to find ways of living/interacting with people who aren't like them.

I was on a forum where some lefty put together an infographic arguing the left's fantasy for the world was everyone getting everything they need to live a happy life and the right's was everyone working 60+ hours a week and only the richest getting to enjoy life

Now this is silly stuff, and who cares what your fantasy is when you are talking about real world policy, but a bunch of right leaning people jumped in to disagree and the lefty and others that joined in kept claiming they were wrong. Wrong about...what they wanted.

And...talk about refusing to even try and understand people different from you...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

82 Charge the magistrate judge with conspiracy after the fact.

Time to throw the cartel judges in jail.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (HXT0k)

83 Perp walk? It looked like a cyst removal on Dr Pimple Popper

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 03:49 PM (YlWIZ)

84 Attorney General Pamela Bondi

@AGPamBondi
UPDATE:

William Kelly is now in custody.

Our nation was settled and founded by people fleeing religious persecution. Religious freedom is the bedrock of this country.

We will protect our pastors. We will protect our churches. We will protect Americans of faith.
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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 22, 2026 03:49 PM (NFX2v)

85
These people aren't activists.

They're domestic terrorists in activist drag.



Activist = Loudmouth Self-Righteous Asshole

I fucking hate that word.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:49 PM (y9nCu)

86 6 BREAKING: William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2026 03:49 PM (6Bc88)

87 >>>Bearded Douche wananbe farmer was arrested. Maybe he'll be someone's beard in the slam slam.

oh good, the tall antifa prick?

He needs a good prison rapin'.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2026 03:49 PM (1wjle)

88 72 58 Weren't Fred and Barney Water Buffaloes?
Posted by: The Grand Poobah

Ralph and Ed?
Posted by: Maj. Healey


They were Racoons. My bad.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)

89 I feel bad for that last guy. He seems severely physically and mentally challenged. Sure, there's hate in his heart, but he doesn't seem equipped to resist bad influences. He may not have come to those positions without some awful person feeding them to him. Maybe my sympathy is misplaced, but he seems like he was born in last place.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (Yp6az)

90 Has it been confirmed that the pastor was an ICE agent (ever)? That one post made it sound like he was. Not that that makes any difference...just curious.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (XMwZJ)

91 The last guy in the video, yeah, I saw him in Cabin In The Woods.

Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (71cBt)

92 Frey's obviously posturing here as a means to higher office, maybe Minn governor or even a POTUS run sometime next decade?

Cellblock 4 Bitch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)

93 Why does the word activist always refer to leftwing lunatics? It seems to me the meaning should be broader than that.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (8CIFn)

94 Sean Davis is right. The single biggest threat to our republic is the judiciary.

They have faced zero consequences for their undermining of the rule of law- and Republicans have their gimp suits on.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (TylIK)

95 This is a start. One problem I see is there is no way on this planet that there will never be a conviction in minnesota for any of these people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (0N4FZ)

96 The banjos...my God, the banjos...

If I were an ICE agent, I'd be worried. With those eyes, that dude can shoot around corners.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (Fs0KI)

97 https://is.gd/5fSMiW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)

*****

oooof...

Posted by: EFG at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (LMBN3)

98 This is great news. "Nothing will happen" has been a safe bet for years. It's great to see some measure of accountability.

I apologize to TJM, Whig, Jackstraw and others for doubting them. I guess Bondi can get out of Fox News' Green room long enough to arrest some miscreants.

Now then... we see the DOJ can charge people within a week of obvious, documented misdeeds. There is no reason why we should have to wait months or longer the next time this sort of thing happens.

Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (PLjqd)

99 86 6 BREAKING: William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

He seems nice.
Posted by: tcn in AK
======
Discharged for Bad Conduct, was a thief, busted down to E1 and then kicked out. Alcoholic and all around charming to be around. Which is why he shows up at a lot of protests nationwide. Probably helps to pay his alkie habit.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (E4rtv)

100 28 My guess is the text and paper trail for the rancid lepers who physically stormed the church is very long and almost certainly includes some "big names" in the Democrap party. This raid wasn't organic. It was planned and orchestrated. There are gonna be a lot of people on these text strings.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

======

Maybe some decent sized names in the Minneapolis Democrat party, but no higher than that.

Pelosi wasn't involved in this stupid stunt.

Frey's chief of staff, though. Maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

101 I'm going to have to go non-family-friendly with this comment...

Mayor Frey, go f*** yourself, you treasonous son of a b**ch.
I hope you get a traitor's reward.

Posted by: GWB at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (SmqV5)

102 I watched some of that William Kelly footage from the Church. He spent the entire time calling people names, and I just can't figure out why. The story is that they were upset that the pastor was ICE, but why does that mean he can call people unspeakable things just for being in the Church? Methinks he and his fellow travelers have some serious anger issues, probably because they are such losers in life, and instead of dealing with their own failings, they hurl them at strangers.

Sorta like the crazy street people. Sort of like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (6Bc88)

103 A core part of leftist "protest" for a while has been to make normal people miserable with the idea it will make them agree to what the left wants.

You see it here with storming a random church, or blocking a highway, or attacking people at social events

But until this point they've paid basically no price for doing so in time in prison...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

104 @89 In that last vid the guy claims to have a "family." I'm rather skeptical of that claim, unless by "family" he means something akin to the "Manson family."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (XMwZJ)

105
Yup. The internet is filled with lonely people.

Not us, but the other jerkoffs.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)



Hard to be lonely when you're in a Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (y9nCu)

106 74 45 LMAO...that last video. Anyone ever see that horror flick..."The Hills Have Eyes" ?

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 03:44 PM

I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to the punch. That's exactly what he looks like.


I haven't seen those movies, so I was going to go with Roarke Jr. in Sin City.

https://is.gd/iGkg9F

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (Riz8t)

107 Brother Kramden and Brother Norton were Raccoons!

Posted by: The Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic, Ruler, Morris Fink at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (oftw2)

108 I came across this at another site:

https://rb.gy/y4nndj

and thought it was an exaggeration, until I saw THAT THING in your last video.

Yeah. Not buying it. No way that thing has a family, right?!

Posted by: Lady Who...'s Currently Fighting Nausea at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (JCLJi)

109 Nothing sadder than these turds who spend all day on the internet refreshing to see if anyone cares about their latest drivel which is probably just the same regurgitated stuff they said the day before but in a slightly different order, or maybe even worse trying to be "funny".

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (1s9HY)

110 98 I apologize to TJM, Whig, Jackstraw and others for doubting them. I guess Bondi can get out of Fox News' Green room long enough to arrest some miscreants.

Now then... we see the DOJ can charge people within a week of obvious, documented misdeeds. There is no reason why we should have to wait months or longer the next time this sort of thing happens.

Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (PLjqd)

=======

Bondi arrested nobody. She had some meetings and yelled at underlings. She's a manager. She's not a beat cop, detective, or even really a DOJ lawyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

111 OMG Bondi is smoked at the judge who wouldn’t sign off on Lemon’s arrest.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (7kply)

112 BREAKING: William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'
Posted by: SMOD

Perp walk pic he looks soooooo stoned he is probably still trying to figure out who was knocking on his door.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (hr1MU)

113 35 So The Hills Have Eyes reject is harboring illegal aliens? That's what I was hearing.
Posted by: Eddie Baby



In a special, window less room, hanging on meat hooks, to, uh, protect them from ICE!!

Posted by: Pluto at January 22, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

114 "And remember, "conspiracy" only requires agreement that a felony should be committed by someone who's part of the conspiracy."
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And don't forget that the federal judiciary was fine with changing the required element of the conspiracy--that the person clearly express overt agreement--to merely "a wink or a nod--even if you have to imply it--is sufficient to show overt agreement with the conspiracy" for J6 defendants.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2026 03:53 PM (HXT0k)

115 Now then... we see the DOJ can charge people within a week of obvious, documented misdeeds. There is no reason why we should have to wait months or longer the next time this sort of thing happens.
Posted by: 496


This was low level street stuff. I want the financiers to go down. I think I'll be waiting for a while.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 22, 2026 03:53 PM (abIsI)

116 That guy on the last video needs a banjo.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2026 03:53 PM (7kply)

117 I think they they think there is no downside for them.

It's possible that they believe that they've crossed the Rubicon and that backing off, even a little, will effectively mean death.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (ExV1e)

118 If anyone cares...I think even if you don't, you will be MADE to care by the media.

"Amber Glenn is the first U.S. woman in 21 years to win a third consecutive U.S. championship. The victory clinched Glenn a spot on her first Olympic team and created an opportunity at next month’s Milan Cortina Winter Olympics to become the first U.S. woman to medal in singles at an Olympics since 2006."

She will be first out LGBT US figure skater, she is bisexual and pansexual, and like Will in Stranger Things, coming out is her superpower! Or at least what she claims has made her a better skater.

And they are going to make her a thing, And you will be made to care.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (Eng1Z)

119
It's fantastic they are moving in quickly on these criminals.

I wonder why such hasn't been done against Antifa criminals after Trump declared them a domestic terrorist organization 5 months ago.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (Vh9CX)

120 Not us, but the other jerkoffs.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

Lol.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

121 I think they they think there is no downside for them. Its insurrectiony alright.
Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 03:45 PM (71cBt)
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More like "no upside for them" until they're back in the driver's seat. That's why the first thing Spanberger did after getting sworn in was to make sure the cheat machine was back up and running in VA.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)

122 >>Frey's obviously posturing here as a means to higher office, maybe Minn governor or even a POTUS run sometime next decade?

I think it might be something a bit more timely. Not only are Frey, Walz and other elected officials in Minnesota under investigation for their part in the fraud they have also been subpoenaed for potentially obstructing ICE.

I think we can dispense with the nothing will happen bullshit. It already is happening and its likely to get a lot more busy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

123 P.S. Typo ("Bufallo") in the title, bro!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
.....

Not a typo. It's pronounced 'Boofallo'.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (UjdFS)

124 89 I feel bad for that last guy. He seems severely physically and mentally challenged. Sure, there's hate in his heart, but he doesn't seem equipped to resist bad influences. He may not have come to those positions without some awful person feeding them to him. Maybe my sympathy is misplaced, but he seems like he was born in last place.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Never underestimate the potential for anyone to do evil if only to rage against just being born.

Some of the worst street criminals in Islam figured it was worth instant martyrdom to take others with them by suicide bombing and jihadi crap in order to get entrance to paradise.

Aiming to go after ICE agents would be the same instant suicide by cop virtue.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)

125 I do remember the data is clear that right leaning people tend to be more attractive then lefties. What isn't clear is if it is because right leaning people are more likely to follow traditional standards of beauty or if people that are genetically better looking embrace right leaning politics.

I guess looking in this thread we have evidence for either with the land whales (ignoring beauty standards) and the freak from a horror movie who was apparently born that way...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

126 In part,

CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
A preschooler was taken by agents in Minneapolis and is being detained with his father at an ICE facility in Texas, source says https:


From cnn.com
2:59 PM · Jan 22, 2026
60.7K
Views

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (NFX2v)

127 That guy on the last video needs a banjo.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2026 03:53 PM (7kply)

And a porch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

128 Whoa, that family tree doesn't branch!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (FLx59)

129 She will be first out LGBT US figure skater, she is bisexual and pansexual, and like Will in Stranger Things, coming out is her superpower! Or at least what she claims has made her a better skater.

And they are going to make her a thing, And you will be made to care.
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM (Eng1Z)

I saw that. .What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX)

130 Micko and wife need to be fired and thrown in jail for conspiracy.

Posted by: Case at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (E7+ue)

131 She's not a beat cop, detective, or even really a DOJ lawyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
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That's irrelevant... she has proven it can be done quickly. There is no need to wait months and months for this.

Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (FN3wE)

132 >>> William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'

I'm guessing the last part is what actually got Pam Bondi away from a camera screen long enough to actually do her job arresting people. Heaven and Hell have no fury like a woman in power being called a B*tch.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (Eng1Z)

133 So William Kelly claims to be a revolutionary and part of a larger revolution. Isn't this prima facie evidence of insurrection? Shouldn't he and all his "comrades" be rounded up and prosecuted in military tribunals, then hung as traitors? Why yes, yes they should.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (XMwZJ)

134 Anti-ICE agitator William Kelly is daring U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi to arrest him after she launched an investigation after him and other protesters who stormed a Minnesota church.
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Okay...

Posted by: Pam at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

135 I was on a forum where some lefty put together an infographic arguing the left's fantasy for the world was everyone getting everything they need to live a happy life and the right's was everyone working 60+ hours a week and only the richest getting to enjoy life...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

I did the 60 hours thing for a while, and then I discovered the 40 hours thing at USACE, with decent bennies, and took it. I'm not rich, but I am retired comfortably.

Leftists are people who either have not seen the real world or they deny its existence.

Not the brightest tools in the drawer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6Bc88)

136 For the moment, Don Lemon is not being charged.
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I'd like to see Lemon in cuffs for the amount of attention it would bring (as the entire national media would make it the story of the month, compelling them to cover the church invasion), but I think word might get around the protest community about the little fish going away either way, making them less likely to show up, which is the immediate goal.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (vSvIl)

137 “There is a package waiting for you in the lobby.” As retro as it gets.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (YlWIZ)

138
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request

Means no
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (y9nCu)

——

We definitely seem to be in ghost stories these days!

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (vHmF8)

139 There’s always been crazy people. Neurotics, and the easily hypnotized.
But prior to the Internet, and cell phone apps and “social media” they were almost completely isolated.

Yup. The internet is filled with lonely people.

Not us, but the other jerkoffs.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)
_____

I don't think lonely people are the problem. The problem is perverts and weirdos.

Before social media and chat forums, an isolated pervert was just a pervert, and I think most of them knew they were perverts or at least outcasts. The rise of SM enabled them to link up to great numbers of other perverts, and that makes them feel powerful and less marginalized.

Antifag is literally just a big bukkake link-up of weirdos, perverts, criminals, and foul stenches from the ghosts of basements past.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

140 Hard to be lonely when you're in a Horde.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM


A big, beautiful Horde. The best. Really amazing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (Wnv9h)

141 So William Kelly claims to be a revolutionary and part of a larger revolution. Isn't this prima facie evidence of insurrection? Shouldn't he and all his "comrades" be rounded up and prosecuted in military tribunals, then hung as traitors? Why yes, yes they should.

Are there no antiaircraft guns from which to fire them?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

142 Icesnowcoldmageddon is on it's way! People in a tizzy!

Runs on the bank.
Runs on the gas station.
Runs on the supermarket.
Runs on the bottled water.
Runs on the toilet paper.

Posted by: Wait, Let Me Rephrase.... at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (oftw2)

143 CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
A preschooler was taken by agents in Minneapolis and is being detained with his father at an ICE facility in Texas, source says https:


Father had a deportation order.. ICE stopped him.. He took off on foot leaving the kid.. ICE stayed with the kid.. They caught up with the Father.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (VE6XX)

144 CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
A preschooler was taken by agents in Minneapolis and is being detained with his father at an ICE facility in Texas, source says https:

--

You mean like Elian Gonzalez with some kind of machine gun looking thing pointed at his face?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (qBdHI)

145 131 She's not a beat cop, detective, or even really a DOJ lawyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
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That's irrelevant... she has proven it can be done quickly. There is no need to wait months and months for this.

Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2026 03:56 PM (FN3wE)

=====

The point is that Bondi appearing on TV to give interviews does not interfere with DOJ legal and law enforcement efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

146
Nothing sadder than these turds who spend all day on the internet refreshing to see if anyone cares about their latest drivel which is probably just the same regurgitated stuff they said the day before but in a slightly different order, or maybe even worse trying to be "funny".
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (1s9HY)



*looks at F5 key sheepishly*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (y9nCu)

147 Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX)

Sexually attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender. I don't know how that differs from being bisexual except it's a fruitier name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (ix8EF)

148 >>I'm guessing the last part is what actually got Pam Bondi away from a camera screen long enough to actually do her job arresting people. Heaven and Hell have no fury like a woman in power being called a B*tch.

She's been promising arrests for days. Been in MN since yesterday morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)

149 Not all leftist women are ugly...

https://is.gd/xxGsXO

https://is.gd/1CF4aK

https://is.gd/5fSMiW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The real Admiral has finally shown up!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (zHVsH)

150 Is Amber Glenn actually a woman or not?

I looked up what she looks like and she has the tranny pancake makeup but her body does look female.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

151 saw that. .What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX

They shag cookware

Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (FLx59)

152 “There is a package waiting for you in the lobby.” As retro as it gets.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM


I can see them laughing their asses off in the lobby.

"Dude...you should have gone with Candygram!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (Wnv9h)

153 I came across this at another site:

https://rb.gy/y4nndj

and thought it was an exaggeration, until I saw THAT THING in your last video.

Yeah. Not buying it. No way that thing has a family, right?!
Posted by: Lady Who...'s Currently Fighting Nausea at January 22, 2026 03:52 PM (JCLJi)
____

That thing probably has a girlfriend ... or boyfriend

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

154 Candy gram for Mongo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

155 Is the guy in the last video Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, now twenty years older and still recovering from his divorce from LaFawnda?

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (Ut9DU)

156 >>> What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...

Lesbians only want to date women with tacos, gays only want guys with sausages. Pansexuals will date anyone, do not care whatever is between your legs and however you identify.

So they are the least homophobic of the LGBT homophobes, because they accept trans people as trans and will date them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (Eng1Z)

157 I’m sticking with the HIPAA admonition and I couldn’t make it through the selfie video.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (YlWIZ)

158 24 Not all leftist women are ugly...
https://is.gd/xxGsXO
https://is.gd/1CF4aK
https://is.gd/5fSMiW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)


Forgot one:
https://tinyurl.com/58834jvb

Posted by: winter is coming at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (nPp6w)

159 We definitely seem to be in ghost stories these days!
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 22, 2026 03:57 PM (vHmF

No. It's a horror story, but it's mainly clowns, not ghosts.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (zjgNU)

160 When I was in NC, one day I decided to go out to some rural places. Just to see what it was all about. Pretty sure I saw that guy in the last video. Except he was carrying an old shotgun, a glass milk jug full of moonshine and wearing a ripped Miller Lite t-shirt and jeans with bbq sauce all over them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (klxjG)

161 Really warms the cockles that they've arrested that bearded blowhard. And that other guy, omg, please tell me that was AI!

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (sm6/z)

162 Not all leftist women are ugly...

https://is.gd/xxGsXO

https://is.gd/1CF4aK

https://is.gd/5fSMiW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Imagine that! The Dems are a party in which Rose De Lauro ISN'T the ugliest woman.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

163 Jacob Frey wants to be acknowledged as Justin Castreau's brother.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (8CIFn)

164 The name of the Federal magistrate judge refusing to sign the complaint against Don Lemon is Zia Faruqui.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (n1OCj)

165 Honestly I don't get the constant Pam Bondi and Kash Patel hate.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (YwEeS)

166 She will be first out LGBT US figure skater, she is bisexual and pansexual,
_____

I don't care who she sleeps with in her bedroom, but the kitchen is off limits to your depravity. Leave the pans alone!
- Coalition of Pots and Pans Against Cookware Abuse (501c3)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (Dv3i1)

167 Not all leftist women are ugly...

https://is.gd/xxGsXO

https://is.gd/1CF4aK

https://is.gd/5fSMiW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Imagine that! The Dems are a party in which Rose De Lauro ISN'T the ugliest woman.



Forgot one:
https://tinyurl.com/58834jvb


Shoulda checked.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t)

168 Chance Williams aka Cyrax, the monstrously inbred-looking dude claiming he's ready to kill ICE agents, is something of an Internet personality and by 'personality' I mean flaming lolcow. I've known about Cyrax for years, a magnet for mockery and disgust. It appears he has somehow broken containment and now threatens the world at large in his new guise as The Face of anti-ICE Resistance.

Cyrax going nationwide. The mind boggles. I can only hope ICE does break down his door and make an arrest, sending that freak of nature back to whatever circle of hell his kind spawn.

Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (DPeYO)

169 I'll repeat again:
Sinners was a mid to mid + vampire movie if you remove the "but they're black."
I put it around Dracula 2000.

It really isn't much of a plot.
And the most interesting part, the Indians hunting down vampires, isn't even explored.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k)

170 "Candy gram for Mongo?"

Sign, please.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (DgMqy)

171
There’s always been crazy people. Neurotics, and the easily hypnotized.
But prior to the Internet, and cell phone apps and “social media” they were almost completely isolated.

Posted by: ace

============

Drah-mah is how you get clicks. It's all the perfect venue for genuine freaks, who bubble up to the top, and drama queens, who swim strenuously to the top.

But it's so up-side-down that now drah-mah is how some people -- young women is what I mean -- "communicate" in real life. It's how they attempt to appeal to men. "zomg I just got out of the car and Zooey and Chad are druuuunnnkkk." It's how one young female acquaintance of mine lost 2 guys in a row in quick order when she found them on online dating sites. They liked her, dated her once, then spooked at her texting drama and cut her off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (jMSaW)

172 Switching from moonshine to meth was his first mistake.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

173 Sessions and Barr gave a lot of people PTSD

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (1s9HY)

174 The name of the Federal magistrate judge refusing to sign the complaint against Don Lemon is Zia Faruqui.
==
Danged Amish!!!

Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (71cBt)

175 The federal government shouldn't pick and choose to investigate!!

They should generate a psuedo-random number and let it pick who to investigate!!

Everybody should be investigated randomly!

It's in the Constitution!

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (krQz2)

176 Zia Faruqui.

Then: Hey isn't he in the deck of cards Donald Rumsfeld put together with top Baathists?

Now: Of course Biden appointed him as a magistrate

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

177 Ariana Grande was snubbed in the 'Actress in a Supporting Role' category for Wicked: For Good.

Rumours are the right donuts didn't get licked.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (0sNs1)

178 Icesnowcoldmageddon is on it's way! People in a tizzy!

Runs on the bank.
Runs on the gas station.
Runs on the supermarket.
Runs on the bottled water.
Runs on the toilet paper.
Posted by: Wait, Let Me Rephrase

Milk, eggs, and bread.
Americans love french toast when weathered in.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (hr1MU)

179 Frey should be the next arrest
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:39 PM (VE6XX)

All they need is one of those people to have called/texted/ emailed him (or someone in his office).

Posted by: GWB at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (SmqV5)

180 I'm willing to bet Don Lemon has been in handcuffs before. Bed posts may have been involved.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (8CIFn)

181 A pansexual is someone who boinks frying pans

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (fVjcm)

182 Please don't throw me in dat mens prison!

Yoos can whip me or yoos can beat me. But whatever yoos do, please don't throw me in dat mens prison.

Posted by: Br'er Lemon at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (Ut9DU)

183 Except he was carrying an old shotgun, a glass milk jug full of moonshine and wearing a ripped Miller Lite t-shirt and jeans with bbq sauce all over them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:00 PM (klxjG)

Not trying to be mean here (okay, maybe I am) but doesn't using a shotgun require a shoulder? Cause that guy seems to be as deficient of shoulders as he is teeth and hair.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (sm6/z)

184 What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX)

I believe 'pan' => anything

But I've never looked it up.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (kvcnI)

185 William Kelly looks like Bigfoot's cunt. I hope he's treated very well by Big Leroy in prison.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

186 169 I'll repeat again:
Sinners was a mid to mid + vampire movie if you remove the "but they're black."
I put it around Dracula 2000.

It really isn't much of a plot.
And the most interesting part, the Indians hunting down vampires, isn't even explored.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k)

=======

Sinners is the passion project of a well-educated retard.

The craft is really good. The story is derivative and thin, and the showstopping sequences are so poorly thought out as to be laughable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

187 Lesbians only want to date women with tacos, gays only want guys with sausages. Pansexuals will date anyone, do not care whatever is between your legs and however you identify.

So they are the least homophobic of the LGBT homophobes, because they accept trans people as trans and will date them.
Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 03:59 PM (Eng1Z)

I'm not really sure, so I could be wrong, but I thought the "pan" part meant that it was "anything" not just "anyone"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2026 04:04 PM (zjgNU)

188 What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX)


Given that there are only two sexes, it's a twee way to say bisexual.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:04 PM (ExV1e)

189 Cyrax going nationwide. The mind boggles. I can only hope ICE does break down his door and make an arrest, sending that freak of nature back to whatever circle of hell his kind spawn.
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM


The guy looks and sounds like this one sovcit type in TX...can't remember his name to save my life, but they were separated at birth. Both dumber than a box of very dumb rocks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2026 04:04 PM (Wnv9h)

190 Sinners was a mid to mid + vampire movie if you remove the "but they're black."
==
Blackula had more commitment.

Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 04:04 PM (71cBt)

191 Possibly 'pan' => goats

if we're being literal.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2026 04:05 PM (kvcnI)

192 Honestly I don't get the constant Pam Bondi and Kash Patel hate.
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM


Could it be it's inversely proportional to the number of arrests, particularly of prominent (D)emocrats and MSMers?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0sNs1)

193 Don Lemon, master of the panflute

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:05 PM (1s9HY)

194 >> Not trying to be mean here (okay, maybe I am) but doesn't using a shotgun require a shoulder? Cause that guy seems to be as deficient of shoulders as he is teeth and hair.
Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (sm6/z)

I don’t think it’s functional. I think it’s part of the ensemble. The toothless look too. Or maybe it was just Hyde County custom.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (klxjG)

195 >>> 165 Honestly I don't get the constant Pam Bondi and Kash Patel hate.

We have seen how democrats in power have treated the same offices, and we want that for us.

I get there's a lot of swamp to clean out and they have to build cases that will stick. But NOT arresting agitators against ICE before now is why anti-ICE agitators got emboldened enough to storm a church in the first place.

Evil triumphs when it looks like the people on the side of good values chatting on Fox News more than making visible arrests and visible progress. Anyway, that's my hot take.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (Eng1Z)

196 The Magistrate is not Zia Farooki it is some MN dumbass whose wife works for Queef Ellison.

Posted by: sven at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (MUJd1)

197 The point is that Bondi appearing on TV to give interviews does not interfere with DOJ legal and law enforcement efforts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)


You're wasting your time. Bondi could personally lead a televised, million agent raid to arrest Obama for jaywalking and the Anti-Bondi Brigade would be here within minutes to bitch about how their personal bugaboo hadn't been arrested yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

198 I believe 'pan' => anything
__

Flute players with goat legs. Hey, everyone's got a little kink in them.

Posted by: Puts the Pan into Pansexual at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)

199 6 BREAKING: William Kelly Arrested After Storming Church And Challenging Bondi to 'Come and Get Me You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!'
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2026 03:36 PM (RHGPo)


K.

Posted by: P Bondi at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (ewjUl)

200 165 Honestly I don't get the constant Pam Bondi and Kash Patel hate.
Posted by: steevy
=====
A lot of it started with Epstein stumble for Bondi and Patel. Some was an unrealistic idea of how fast the DoJ and FBI which was and is fairly hostile to enforcing the law against fellow leftists could be fixed. Epstein crap has been turned into an op by the left but it became an example of how the law is not and has not been applied equally.

The Don wants Bondi there for one reason, she won't go behind his back to appoint special federal prosecutors and other shit so as to meet the Jeffy Sessions std of cowardice in office. So the Deputy AGs can get on with trying to fix the DoJ, arrest traitors, and overcome the blue slip procedures that Dems use to prevent permanent District attorneys and other officials from being appointed in blue states. Patel, much of the same ire.

I don't think either of them knew how bad the rot was in their institutions-sort of like how the Don trusted our nat sec community in his first term.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

201 I was just looking at the wiki article "List of water buffalo breeds." There is a shitload of water-buffalo breeds.

Who knew?

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

202 No love for my pan flute?

Posted by: Zamfir at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)

203 Her crime? Helping orchestrate the sacrilegious invasion of Cities Church...storming a house of God mid-service, terrorizing worshippers, screaming in their faces, all because the pastor dares to serve his country with ICE.
---
Wait! I thought ICE didn't need to wear mask because nobody was doxing ICE agents!

And yet they knew which Church to show up at.

Proof: They are doxing ICE agents.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (krQz2)

204 @168 -- Wait, that dude's real? I sorta thought, surely, that's some jacked up AI shit. Wow...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (XMwZJ)

205 That Leprechaun doesn't want to be deported back to his magical lucky charms cave.

I didn't even know Leprechauns were a top target of ICE.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)

206 Sinners is a slight improvement on From Dusk Till Dawn because it leaves out the shitty actor Quentin Tarantino.

Posted by: Wally at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (65cLN)

207 Interesting that the meth-mouthed monkey-man in the last clip is saying the same shit as the Mayor of Minneapolis and bubble-dwelling suburbanite AWFLs.

Posted by: Great company they're keeping at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)

208 I think William Kelly will be spending a lot of time with “Bob”.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (klxjG)

209 Are they going to let Hairgel back into the country? Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (YlWIZ)

210
Icesnowcoldmageddon is on it's way! People in a tizzy!


It's Winter Storm Fern

Know what I mean!

Posted by: Ernest P. Worrell at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (pkeXY)

211 There is a shitload of water-buffalo breeds.

Who knew?



I did, unfortunately.

Posted by: Golden Corral Waitress at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (Ut9DU)

212 There is a shitload of water-buffalo breeds.

Who knew?

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

Probably one of those "need to know" things.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (sm6/z)

213 205 That Leprechaun doesn't want to be deported back to his magical lucky charms cave.

I didn't even know Leprechauns were a top target of ICE.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)


What??? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

214 Where is Don Lemon?
Is Don Lemon still walking the streets?
Why?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (hVbrz)

215 You're wasting your time. Bondi could personally lead a televised, million agent raid to arrest Obama for jaywalking and the Anti-Bondi Brigade would be here within minutes to bitch about how their personal bugaboo hadn't been arrested yet.
-
Nah, that'd be worth a day of spiking the ball.

Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)

216 My guess is the text and paper trail for the rancid lepers who physically stormed the church is very long and almost certainly includes some "big names" in the Democrap party. This raid wasn't organic. It was planned and orchestrated. There are gonna be a lot of people on these text strings.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)


I hope they focus on Portland next, that is an entire Private/Public industry there.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (rbvCR)

217 At some point, we're going to need to address the judges that are impeding law enforcement, either by refusing to sign arrest warrants or by disqualifying Federal DAs from bringing cases. Unfortunately, Congress holds the cards for an easy solution, and they aren't showing any desire to play them. That leaves us with several extra-constitutional Plan B scenarios.

It would be an interesting poll that asks people two questions: 1) Do you consider yourself a religious and moral person? 2) Do you think Americans are generally religious and moral?

Maybe add a 3rd question referencing John Adams quote regarding whom he thought the Constitution was made for. 3) Do you think there is a growing percentage of the population to whom the Constitution has become irrelevant?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (nbLIj)

218 201 I was just looking at the wiki article "List of water buffalo breeds." There is a shitload of water-buffalo breeds.

Who knew?
Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

Hardly surprising, since the earth is 2/3 covered in water.

Posted by: That's a shitload of water at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (TbWk/)

219 Don Lemon, master of the panflute
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:05 PM (1s9HY)
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You forgot the t between the n and f.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (krQz2)

220 Thirty years in prison for these low lifes works for me

Of course, this is a corrupt blue state so nothing like this will be meted out to them. Nevertheless, I am enjoying their discomfort right now.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (w0U0+)

221 160 When I was in NC, one day I decided to go out to some rural places. Just to see what it was all about. Pretty sure I saw that guy in the last video. Except he was carrying an old shotgun, a glass milk jug full of moonshine and wearing a ripped Miller Lite t-shirt and jeans with bbq sauce all over them.
Posted by: Marcus T

I did say "Hey!" and offered you a swig.

Posted by: Zeke from down the Holler. at January 22, 2026 04:09 PM (oftw2)

222 I didn't even know Leprechauns were a top target of ICE.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


ICE just wants to know where they keep their gold and their Lucky Charms.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

223 I didn't even know Leprechauns were a top target of ICE.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM

More Irish bigotry! I'm repressed. I shall now go open some Limerick Centers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (ewjUl)

224 Sinners was a mid to mid + vampire movie if you remove the "but they're black."
==
Blackula had more commitment.
Posted by: Its about that time at January 22, 2026 04:04 PM (71cBt)
_____

Blacula was an influential movie. It was one of the first "Blaxploitation" movies, and the very first Blaxploitation horror film, and it helped launch a 100 imitations. Pretty good plot, too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

225 Could it be it's inversely proportional to the number of arrests, particularly of prominent (D)emocrats and MSMers?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Wasn't her fault that the Comey indictments and the Tish indictments were thrown out by blue judges. That is the fault of the Senate GOP that prevents Trump from naming district attorneys in blue areas via allowing the Dems to veto GOP nominees in cmte. Fuck Grassley and fuck the Senate Judiciary for allowing such a stupid rule to persist. Its origins were back in the seg era for Southern Democrats to block Republican integrationists as district judges or district attorneys to go after lynchings, etc.

The US Senate is our problem and our Senators have not had their feet held to the fire enough.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)

226 Runs on the toilet paper.

Phrasing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (Kt19C)

227
Sinners was a mid to mid + vampire movie if you remove the "but they're black."
I put it around Dracula 2000.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k)



The two musical numbers got it over the wire. They're both legitimately awesome. But Jack O'Connell got robbed. I really like Delroy Lindo (he was hilarious in Congo), but Jack O had the better performance by far, with an extremely well-written character.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 04:10 PM (y9nCu)

228 Sinners is a slight improvement on From Dusk Till Dawn because it leaves out the shitty actor Quentin Tarantino.
Posted by: Wally at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM


But lacks the nearly-prime Salma Hayek.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (0sNs1)

229 @168 -- Wait, that dude's real? I sorta thought, surely, that's some jacked up AI shit. Wow...

------

Cyrax is real enough. I got his surname wrong, though: It's Wilkins, not Williams.

Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (DPeYO)

230 Magistrate Judge Douglas Micko

Posted by: sven at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (MUJd1)

231 I think they offered the Epstein tapes around and everybody turned them down. They didn’t even want copies. So, no blackmail love.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (YlWIZ)

232 That's not a joke. It's an insult, but it's seriously meant: No one whose prom night was a dream winds up in antifa.

Rated true.
All these malcontents who want to deconstruct this and dismantle that are friendless weirdoes who fail at ordinary life, cannot fit in, and will die alone, unnoticed by anyone other than their cats, unloved by all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (XCUp7)

233 181 A pansexual is someone who boinks frying pans
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (fVjcm)

Oh yeah, you copper-clad slut, take it all!
*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*

Posted by: That nontick coating...nnnNNNGGGH! at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

234 Sinners is From Dusk Til Dawn for racist faggot retards

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (1s9HY)

235 >>@168 -- Wait, that dude's real? I sorta thought, surely, that's some jacked up AI shit


AI can't conceive of the likes of Cyrax.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (ZcsJV)

236 Apparently there is a GiveSendGo for Cities Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (ix8EF)

237 Call me anything you choose but forget not the word

UNIMPRESSED

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (hVbrz)

238 How are these real people

It blows my mind that people like this even exist tbh

This is straight out of a horror movie

pic.twitter.com/I18kQqDnUY

— Drew Hernandez (@DrewHLive) January 22, 2026


Shouldn't this guy be perched on a cathedral ledge?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

239 Sinners is From Dusk Til Dawn for racist faggot retards

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:11 PM (1s9HY)


What the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (n9ltV)

240 I dunno. I just read a WSJ op-ed by AoSHQ favorite, Karl Rove. He opines that Trump is trying to lose the midterms by being a big meanie and going after illegal immigrants at Home Depot and enforcing federal law in Minneapolis. So he surmises Trump is going too hard. He also doesn’t like the whole Grandpa Trump meandering speeches and 24/7 nonstop X Shit Posting. He says that Trump Is losing independents and moderates.

So there’s that, from the fat, bald douche who should be beaten with a whiteboard.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (klxjG)

241 CNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk
A preschooler was taken by agents in Minneapolis and is being detained with his father at an ICE facility in Texas, source says https:
From cnn.com
2:59 PM · Jan 22, 2026
60.7K
Views
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (NFX2v)


Than God we are no longer separating families!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)

242 Icesnowcoldmageddon is on it's way! People in a tizzy!

I got an email from my electric company saying that I should set my thermostat to 68 during the day and lower at night. In fucking central Texas.

Fortunately, I use gas heat so I can ignore that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

243 I didn't even know Leprechauns were a top target of ICE.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)
---
That's what sidhe said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (krQz2)

244 "No one whose prom night was a dream winds up in antifa."

Well, not unless your dream prom night was getting ass-raped like the Prophet Mohammed.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

245 Who the hell is William Kelly?

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2026 04:14 PM (Hucnr)

246 Bad thing is, Don Le'Mon will enjoy dropping the soap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2026 04:14 PM (MABMJ)

247 It appears he has somehow broken containment and now threatens the world at large in his new guise as The Face of anti-ICE Resistance.

Cyrax going nationwide. The mind boggles. I can only hope ICE does break down his door and make an arrest, sending that freak of nature back to whatever circle of hell his kind spawn.
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2026 04:01 PM (DPeYO)
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*** The SCP Foundation was unavailable for comment. ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)

248 >>Who the hell is William Kelly?


He's a Lumbersexual and he's OK!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (ZcsJV)

249 How are these real people

It blows my mind that people like this even exist tbh

This is straight out of a horror movie

pic.twitter.com/I18kQqDnUY

— Drew Hernandez (@DrewHLive) January 22, 2026

Shouldn't this guy be perched on a cathedral ledge?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (jc0TO)
___

"Fuck you! He too ugly!"

-- Gargoyles

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

250 I got an email from my electric company saying that I should set my thermostat to 68 during the day and lower at night. In fucking central Texas.


wait ... that's where our main HVAC is set normally? we also use the fireplaces and wood stove tho.

but 68 is pretty good. I think they say you can't set the HVAC more than 40-50 degrees above conditions? the other day it was like 7 degrees here.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (emBoF)

251 I told you Pam was gonna get some.

Good job Pam Bondi!

Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (IKhxE)

252 If at least some of those idiots are convicted, that will go a long way toward dampening the present mob rule.

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (VFung)

253 What the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (n9ltV)

Am I confusing it with a different movie?

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (1s9HY)

254 I would just like to obliquely state that Bondi has nice elbows.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (klxjG)

255 From DU:

Have Schumer and Jefferies forgotten how to hold a press conference?

* State that the Davos Speech shows that Trump is a raving loon and an embarrassment to the USA. Talk about Trump's dementia the way Republicans attacked Joe Biden.

* State that ICE is arresting children and the DOJ believes that ICE DOESN’T NEED A WARRANT TO BURST INTO PEOPLE'S HOMES! Hello: the 4th Amendment in the Bill of Rights?

* Explain the according the GOP, the Clinton's must testify to Congress or be held in contempt, yet numerous Republicans, including some on the very committee, blew off their own subpoenas with zero consequences

MY GOD: AT LEAST TRY TO FIGHT THE MADNESS AND EXPOSE THE GOP TO AMERICANS WHO AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (0sNs1)

256 I hope Sinners wins over One Battle After Another, but I'm not placing any bets on it. Hollywood is salivating at giving oscars to Antifa/Weather Underground and getting to rail against ICE at the podium. Just what viewers want to see.

And they Shut out Wicked, so no Ariana And Cynthia antics.

Posted by: LizLem at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (Eng1Z)

257 248 >>Who the hell is William Kelly?


He's a Lumbersexual and he's OK!

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (ZcsJV)

He riots all night
And he sleeps all day!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (wtvvX)

258 Frey's obviously posturing here as a means to higher office, maybe Minn governor or even a POTUS run sometime next decade?

I think it might be something a bit more timely. Not only are Frey, Walz and other elected officials in Minnesota under investigation for their part in the fraud they have also been subpoenaed for potentially obstructing ICE.

I think we can dispense with the nothing will happen bullshit. It already is happening and its likely to get a lot more busy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 03:54 PM


I think frey is going to run for governor now that walz is permanently out of the picture. He can claim that he had zero control or oversight over state money for the fraud and he would be right. Not saying that he wasn't hip deep in the fraud but he is not on the hook for state or federal money going out the door to the fraudsters.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (0N4FZ)

259 The reason people like that man get sucked in to radicalism is because of snotty comments like this. He's probably been bullied his entire life, fir something he has no control over. The radicals exploit his desire to have friends and fit in somewhere; he doesn't realize he's a pawn, he just knows he has friends to hang out with now, and will do anything to help them, and prove he's worthy of attention.

I hate it when people are made fun of because of their looks. It's devastating.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (Vvh2V)

260 you know what was really good?

Good Boy

it's not scary, not really.

it's incredibly sad. and interesting.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (emBoF)

261 Machine Gun Kelly > William Kelly > Mark Kelly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (MABMJ)

262 Who the hell is William Kelly?
Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2026 04:14 PM (Hucnr)

***

Hobo's cousin

Posted by: Truck Monkry at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (affD0)

263 Am I confusing it with a different movie?

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (1s9HY)


Well, your comment was nonsense, so...probably.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (n9ltV)

264 What the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (n9ltV)

Same general premise: People have to hold out against vampires until sunrise.

Added racism and race baiting. White people evil, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

265 Chauntyll looks like a stench kow.

Posted by: turambar at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (Q0yOR)

266 >>I don't think either of them knew how bad the rot was in their institutions-sort of like how the Don trusted our nat sec community in his first term.

We didn't know how deep the rot was either. Nobody who wasn't deeply involved with it did and anyone who pretends they did is lying.

They took over probably they most corrupt institutions in DC. The first thing they had to do was start getting rid of the people who were part of the swamp and bring new people in and get things moving with what we all can see is a deeply corrupted judiciary.

They're both doing a good job. FBI arrests are up over 200% in the first year including almost half of the 10 most wanted. Biden got less in 4 years. I think Trump likes them because they are doing a good job.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (viF8m)

267 Yes, whatever Donald Trump is doing today is a vindication of Karl Rove's political movement, as it has been every single day since he destroyed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)

268 Gargoyles
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Gargoyles is one of my favorite monster movies. The gargoyles are legitimately scary, and the Cornel Wild character has a daughter played by a nubile young woman with Dorothy-Hamill hair who wears very little in the way of clothing.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

269 Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2026 04:14 PM (Hucnr)

Bearded guy who went into the MN and acted like a jerk in the church. I think someone must be finding him because he goes all over the country being a protester.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (Nx5jP)

270 wait ... that's where our main HVAC is set normally? we also use the fireplaces and wood stove tho.

but 68 is pretty good. I think they say you can't set the HVAC more than 40-50 degrees above conditions? the other day it was like 7 degrees here.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:15 PM (emBoF)


I assume that you live in the arctic and turn on your AC when the temperature gets above 75. If I wanted to live in an igloo, I'd move to Oklahoma. Well... maybe not Oklahoma but someplace north of where I am.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

271 I was just perusing the US Immigration and Customs Department website (specifically, their "newsroom").

I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (dIske)

272 "The Leprechaun" is in prison in Oklahoma. He lead a gang called The Irish Gang. There's a First 48 about him and followers. When the cops were interviewing people about the murder, they said The Leprechaun did it. Coppers asked for a description. " He...Looks like a Leprechaun" was the answer. And he sure did. Five foot Four, red hair, red beard, freckles, etc.

Posted by: Tulsa Has A Drug/Gang Problem at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (oftw2)

273 three dots is kinda right

I generally don't like vampire movies anyway so

but yeah Sinners was not great

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (emBoF)

274 They psychologically crave the thrill of domination.

And now we understand how nazis, marxists, Maoists all were able to subjugate a majority of a population.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (2WIwB)

275 My prom date puked all over her brand new dress so we left her comatose on my friends couch for the night. She ended up marrying a fat coke head.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

276 >> Frey's obviously posturing here as a means to higher office, maybe Minn governor or even a POTUS run sometime next decade?

I’m thinking Lord of Gimps. Maybe Vassal of Vaseline. He looks gayer than a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (klxjG)

277 Sinners is the passion project of a well-educated retard.

The craft is really good. The story is derivative and thin, and the showstopping sequences are so poorly thought out as to be laughable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

Sinners fumbled the bag. Had some interesting premises and some really good scenes - and I liked the fidelity to certain aspects of vampire lore - but it lacked cohesiveness and needlessly crammed in the black vengeance against white people fantasy.

Posted by: Could've been a lot better at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)

278 Same general premise: People have to hold out against vampires until sunrise.

So, the ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (0sNs1)

279
There are heterosexuals and homosexuals.
There are also hermaphrodites that make up

There are no other sexes.
However, there are variations of mental and physical mutilation. Mutilations and mutilationists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (hVbrz)

280 He riots all night
And he sleeps all day!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (wtvvX)

Actually, I saw a little clip - maybe yesterday? - of him coming out of a bar, three sheets to the wind but still runnin' his hairy mouth. So, he's obviously multi-tasking.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (sm6/z)

281 I assume that you live in the arctic and turn on your AC when the temperature gets above 75. If I wanted to live in an igloo, I'd move to Oklahoma. Well... maybe not Oklahoma but someplace north of where I am.


lol yeah I'm over winter honestly

cannot wait to get out of PA! it's been a really cold winter for us.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (emBoF)

282 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 22, 2026 03:51 PM (6Bc8

They hate God most of all. Hence their unquenchable hate

Posted by: GWB at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (kwF8a)

283 It's quite rare to some lefty chick losing her mind and think, "she is hot tho." Probably the last time was Ilhan Omar or maybe AOC before they stacked on all the extra pounds.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (GPa4z)

284 I think frey is going to run for governor now that walz is permanently out of the picture. He can claim that he had zero control or oversight over state money for the fraud and he would be right. Not saying that he wasn't hip deep in the fraud but he is not on the hook for state or federal money going out the door to the fraudsters.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 22, 2026 04:16 PM (0N4FZ)


His wife, on the other hand...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)

285 A pansexual is someone who boinks frying pans
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (fVjcm)


Are you sartén?

Posted by: Juan Javier Santiago de Mantilla y Padrino at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

286 So there’s that, from the fat, bald douche who should be beaten with a whiteboard.
Posted by: Marcus T
======
Rove is about as irrelevant as Capn Billy Kristol or ole Snake Head Carville.

The Murdochs pulled him out of the mothballed closet to dance for them.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)

287 Heaven and Hell have no fury like a woman in power being called a B*tch.

Apparently calmly and patronizingly telling her to "Calm Her Tits" wasn't getting the desired effect.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (nCgQz)

288 It looks like Don Lemon Will not be charged, because a Federal Magistrate is refusing.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (8Q86n)

289 but yeah Sinners was not great

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (emBoF)


I am not debating the quality of the movie...it was just okay, and I love vampire movies. But to describe it as for "racist faggot retards?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (n9ltV)

290 Blacula was an influential movie. It was one of the first "Blaxploitation" movies, and the very first Blaxploitation horror film, and it helped launch a 100 imitations. Pretty good plot, too.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

A good film; it took itself just seriously enough, but was basically a comedy.

Eddie Murphy's turn as Dracula was boring, surprising since he he brings a lot of fun along. He did a film as a dad decorating the house for Christmas that was awefuller.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (Y8DZL)

291 24 Not all leftist women are ugly...

https://is.gd/xxGsXO

https://is.gd/1CF4aK

https://is.gd/5fSMiW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 03:41 PM (n9ltV)

Tease!

Posted by: Retired, thank God at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (va0Yo)

292 Is the previously mentioned GFM for NDH legit? If it is, could one of the cobbs put it in the sidebar?

https://tinyurl.com/4rczxeae

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (jc0TO)

293 Gargoyles is one of my favorite monster movies. The gargoyles are legitimately scary, and the Cornel Wild character has a daughter played by a nubile young woman with Dorothy-Hamill hair who wears very little in the way of clothing.

--

That movie scared me when I was a kid. I actually have it now on dvd and it's kinda funny. Trilogy of Terror Zuni doll scared me 100x worse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (qBdHI)

294 >>I think frey is going to run for governor now that walz is permanently out of the picture. He can claim that he had zero control or oversight over state money for the fraud and he would be right. Not saying that he wasn't hip deep in the fraud but he is not on the hook for state or federal money going out the door to the fraudsters.

He can claim whatever he wants but there has been a team of DOJ investigators going through records for weeks. His wife works for a law firm that is deeply involved with the fraud and he's been pandering to the Somalis for years.

There is no way in hell that at the very least he didn't know what was happening and turned a blind eye to all of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

295 Well, your comment was nonsense, so...probably.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (n9ltV

That proves nothing!

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (1s9HY)

296 Same general premise: People have to hold out against vampires until sunrise.

So, the ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (0sNs1)

Heh. The Sex ONT was a lot like 40 days of Night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (zZu0s)

297 285 A pansexual is someone who boinks frying pans
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (fVjcm)

Are you sartén?
Posted by: Juan Javier Santiago de Mantilla y Padrino at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

Keep that asshole away from me!

Posted by: Peter Pan at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

298 =======

Bondi arrested nobody. She had some meetings and yelled at underlings. She's a manager. She's not a beat cop, detective, or even really a DOJ lawyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen
--------------

Exactly.
If she says go, they go.
If she says no go, they don't go.
She's the boss, she pulls the strings.
She's responsible.

Where's Don Lemon?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (hVbrz)

299 Has it been confirmed that the pastor was an ICE agent (ever)? That one post made it sound like he was. Not that that makes any difference...just curious.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 22, 2026 03:50 PM (XMwZJ)

Doesn't matter at all. Religious services are not barred to ICE officers, and they can hold posts in a church. You still aren't allowed to terrorize a religious gathering.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)

300 now demands that the ringleader be freed to eat all of our food

LOL

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (Kt19C)

301 Still laughing at Don Lemon saying Nicki Minaj isn't really African American because she came from "the islands".

Where in the Hell do you think the blacks in "the islands" came from, you malodorous pervert?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

302 Biden sought out these retards, perverts, pedos, and escorted them in and gave them our $$$. They are not sending their best. Jails and nuthouses all over the world dumped their problems on us. It's just like Dad.

Posted by: 10 Year Old Ashley In The Shower at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (oftw2)

303 It’s about 70 in South Texas. Suppose to be 39 on Sunday. Do cows wear coats? I’m just asking.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (klxjG)

304 I prefer to see these perps walkd with waist/wrist chains and hobbling with leg irons.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (2Nfh9)

305 "Yeah. Not buying it. No way that thing has a family, right?!
Posted by: Lady Who...'s Currently Fighting Nausea"


By family he either means his parents or his pet hamsters.

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (GUOwU)

306 Just heard Wm Kellys impassioned speech on my radio box. What a moroon. Typical liberal douchebag

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (affD0)

307 Now, Kelly said to kill him, right?

Be a damned shame if someone let it be known to those incarcerated with Mr. Kelly 1) he wants to try to become a martyr and 2) someone's commissary account might just fill up if he makes that happen.

Posted by: The_Hoser at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (H4qGm)

308 Keep that asshole away from me!

Posted by: Peter Pan at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

Said Don Lemon never.

Posted by: Peaches at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (sm6/z)

309 285 A pansexual is someone who boinks frying pans
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 22, 2026 04:03 PM (fVjcm)

Are you sartén?
Posted by: Juan Javier Santiago de Mantilla y Padrino at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM

Use lube or it'll lead to chafing.

Posted by: That's one hot dish! at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (TbWk/)

310 imma go check on my generator

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (8uzBS)

311 is this a movie thread? I have a question related to movies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (emBoF)

312
So there’s that, from the fat, bald douche who should be beaten with a whiteboard.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:13 PM (klxjG)



Why does anyone listen to that guy with the glans-shaped head? He's never held an honest job in his life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (y9nCu)

313 I have heard that there is a black lady with gigantic yabos in Sinners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (zZu0s)

314 It looks like Don Lemon Will not be charged, because a Federal Magistrate is refusing.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (8Q86n)
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We have no say in that fiefdom.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (krQz2)

315 It's quite rare to some lefty chick losing her mind and think, "she is hot tho." Probably the last time was Ilhan Omar or maybe AOC before they stacked on all the extra pounds.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 22, 2026 04:19 PM (GPa4z)

She used to look like Nefertiti, for sure, but even then her eyes were dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (8avO+)

316 You're wasting your time. Bondi could personally lead a televised, million agent raid to arrest Obama for jaywalking and the Anti-Bondi Brigade would be here within minutes to bitch about how their personal bugaboo hadn't been arrested yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)


"He hasn't been impaled, yet"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (rbvCR)

317 We no longer hear much about the lifelong battle Ace has had either obesity.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (s6Rb9)

318 is this a movie thread? I have a question related to movies
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM


Talkies were the death of acting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (jc0TO)

319 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (jc0TO)

320 Sometimes, when there's a shimmering layer of clean-burning oil on a hot piece of cast-iron, i might have some special feelings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (BI5O2)

321 It looks like Don Lemon Will not be charged, because a Federal Magistrate is refusing.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (8Q86n)
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We have no say in that fiefdom.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (krQz2)

So find another magistrate. And fire that one.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (8avO+)

322 >>> Icesnowcoldmageddon is on it's way! People in a tizzy!

=====

Current temp here is 15 with -3 wind chill. So, still shorts weather.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (CyFyf)

323 The Hills Have Eyes Guy has nothing to worry about. No one will come to his mom's basement looking for him.

Posted by: Fix Your Teeth You Hillbilly at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (IKhxE)

324 but yeah Sinners was not great

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:18 PM (emBoF)

I am not debating the quality of the movie...it was just okay, and I love vampire movies. But to describe it as for "racist faggot retards?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (n9ltV)
___________

That sounds like something The Blade would say! Not about Sinners, but surely about something.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (iFTx/)

325 >> Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv)

Read the oped whigdude. You’ll get a kick out of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (klxjG)

326 I was just perusing the US Immigration and Customs Department website (specifically, their "newsroom").

I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (dIske)


If memory serves, during Trump 1 he set up a federal task force to rescue trafficked children. Biden shut it down on the first day.

This has always been a big deal to Don. Or maybe Melania.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (ExV1e)

327 I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).
Posted by: Orson
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Nope, most of the world treats rando street kids as disposable and something to be preyed upon.

Poofter Arthur C. Clarke moved to Sri Lanka for a reason. Same reason that some Westerners settle places like Thailand or SE Asia. Access to kids is why.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)

328 >>Where's Don Lemon?

Are you unaware that a magistrate judge refused to sign off on his warrant?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

329 Current temp here is 15 with -3 wind chill. So, still shorts weather.


was just talking to a client in MN and they are expecting -20 up there!

holeeeeeee

that's hellish

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2026 04:23 PM (emBoF)

330
The Grand Rapids Econ Club dinner this year will have Bill Clinton and George Bush giving speeches.

Odds for mutual fellatio going on are above 50% here.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Y8DZL)

331 Where's Don Lemon?

Are you unaware that a magistrate judge refused to sign off on his warrant?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)
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Fuckin' Bondi!

Posted by: That Guy Who Complains About Pam Bondi All the Time at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (krQz2)

332 imma go check on my generator
Posted by: DanMan

You'll never catch it if it's running.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (cYBz/)

333 Nothing sadder than these turds who spend all day on the internet refreshing to see if anyone cares about their latest drivel which is probably just the same regurgitated stuff they said the day before but in a slightly different order, or maybe even worse trying to be "funny".
Posted by: ...


Ah! So you DO know why I mostly lurk now!

/cries

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (OUMaO)

334 It makes me happy that demon possessed church disruptor is in cuffs. Talking about hat fag with the beard and big mouth.

Jan6 shows the way.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (cS1cw)

335 Talkies were the death of acting.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Missed opportunity to sock Norma Desmond

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

336 Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (klxjG)

They grow fuzzy ones when needed, hopefully they'll have some time to do so. At which point it'll be back to 80s, likely.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Vvh2V)

337 >>>I think we can dispense with the nothing will happen bullshit. It already is happening and its likely to get a lot more busy.
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It's been a year of meat n potatoes. Agencies under Bondi more than before doing what they were always expected to do.

We saw (a long time ago) Comey and his mustachioed familiar escorted, with dignity, to be booked.

All Things Considered: THAT'S NOT MUCH

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:25 PM (hVbrz)

338 I mean, even I can't bitch about crime on Sunday, arrest on Thursday.

Posted by: comradearthur at January 22, 2026 04:25 PM (lJ0uc)

339 Read the oped whigdude. You’ll get a kick out of it.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I just did. Trump is a big meanie doody head rant by someone whose administration screwed up the domestic economy and screwed up our foreign policy. Religion of Peace my ass.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:25 PM (E4rtv)

340 I mean, even I can't bitch about crime on Sunday, arrest on Thursday.
Posted by: comradearthur at January 22, 2026 04:25 PM


That just means that you're not really trying.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (jc0TO)

341 Yeah but not all of the Invaders

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

342 That movie scared me when I was a kid. I actually have it now on dvd and it's kinda funny. Trilogy of Terror Zuni doll scared me 100x worse.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Imma guessing that scantily-clad Dorothy Hamill chick did nothing for you.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

343

it is 46 degrees here in Wyoming.

A beautiful spring day, lol.

I hope the weather forecasters are wrong with their predictions for the bad weather for you all who live in the forecasted areas.

Posted by: four seasons at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (3ek7K)

344 In reference to Frey running interference for Nekima Armstrong, you have to understand that there is a history there. She ran against him for Mayor back in 2017. When Frey won, she continued her established "community counselor" programs and was instrumental compromising the police Union leaders by showing up their houses and whacking likenesses of them with sticks out in front of their house.

Armstrong had quit her law professorship for the election...but then dove into influencing key leaders, likely to the benefit of Frey. I wouldn't be surprised if Armstrong doesn't hold compromising information on a lot of Minneapolis leaders (not just the Somali fraud)...and Frey is inclined to suck up now that Armstrong is facing Federal charges.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (dIske)

345 >> Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Vvh2V

Poor bastards. I want to run out in the field and put a thermal blanket on the calves.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM (klxjG)

346 I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

Posted by: Orson
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Well, that has to be one of Minneapolis' new values.

Because Fried said he wasn't going to take the presence of thousands of people who came in an didn't share Minneapolis' values.

And he calls the pedophiles "the most vulnerable among us".

Thus, the Minnes love kiddie buggering.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (krQz2)

347 “The federal government is picking and choosing who they investigate”.
- Frey Boy


Yeah, they tend to do that.
For a long time now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

348 I was just perusing the US Immigration and Customs Department website (specifically, their "newsroom").

I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (dIske)

well one thing is in many countries the age for sexual activity is generally lower. Another thing is that the tribal mindset can lead to the native inhabitants be seen as inhuman so all restraints are off from the start.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (8avO+)

349 331 Where's Don Lemon?

Are you unaware that a magistrate judge refused to sign off on his warrant?

Posted by: JackStraw
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Poor shopping.
Pick a better magistrate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (hVbrz)

350 I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).
Posted by: Orson
=====
Nope, most of the world treats rando street kids as disposable and something to be preyed upon.

Poofter Arthur C. Clarke moved to Sri Lanka for a reason. Same reason that some Westerners settle places like Thailand or SE Asia. Access to kids is why.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:22 PM (E4rtv)
_____

Child sexual abuse was the way of the world for thousands of years. It still is in a lot of cultures. The idea that millennia-old human predispositions would just vanish is ... very optimistic. Sadly, instead of ruthlessly punishing child sexual abuse, we are in the process of normalizing it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

351 Imma guessing that scantily-clad Dorothy Hamill chick did nothing for you.

--

Heh, no, but I do remember her. I think she's also in Woody Allen's "Play it again, Sam." Very pretty.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (qBdHI)

352 I haven't caught the name of the 'magistrate' that's protecting Dawn Lemon from any of the articles I've seen so far.

Also, what is the difference of a magistrate from a judge. Since when did we defer to magistrates?

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (8uzBS)

353 Didn't know William Kelly got served the Big Chicken Dinner. No wonder he has to do illegal acts to get any attention. This mincing ponce needs to go to prison and stay in solitary 23 hours of the 24.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 22, 2026 04:28 PM (gKWVE)

354 by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:26 PM

I totally get it! FWIW, cows generally run pretty hot, so they might not be as miserable as you think, but it's hard seeing them out there in the cold.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (Vvh2V)

355 The funniest part - these idiots not only violated, clearly, back letter law, they went to the trouble of documenting their violation in excruciating detail. I honestly think they were too stupid to realize what they did was wildly illegal. Or thought they were special people with special rules.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vOtXJ)

356 I totally get it! FWIW, cows generally run pretty hot, so they might not be as miserable as you think, but it's hard seeing them out there in the cold.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM


They have leathery skin.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (jc0TO)

357 “The federal government is picking and choosing who they investigate”.
- Frey Boy

Yeah, they tend to do that.
For a long time now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 22, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)
---
It should only be by lot.

That's the only fair way to investigate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (krQz2)

358 This is straight out of a horror movie

It's straight out of a meth pipe.

Posted by: Delurker at January 22, 2026 04:30 PM (gtcuf)

359 Didn't know William Kelly got served the Big Chicken Dinner. No wonder he has to do illegal acts to get any attention. This mincing ponce needs to go to prison and stay in solitary 23 hours of the 24.
Posted by: gKWVE at January

Only if he's getting regular visits from bubba and Jamal. Otherwise he needs to be in Gen pop.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 22, 2026 04:30 PM (MGB5H)

360 Lemon will not be charged.

We will see about that. It's not over.

Posted by: Case at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (E7+ue)

361 Nothing sadder than these turds who spend all day on the internet refreshing to see if anyone cares about their latest drivel which is probably just the same regurgitated stuff they said the day before but in a slightly different order, or maybe even worse trying to be "funny".
Posted by: ...


What about the folks who come to the comments but, apparently, don't care about being part of the community. They keep coming back though. Almost as if something were calling to them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

362 Crack is whack is old now, I guess.

Posted by: turambar at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (Q0yOR)

363 > cows generally run pretty hot,

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (Vvh2V)

Oh, I agree, but sheep and goats are even hotter.

Just be sure to sell them two villages away when you are finished, as the mullah said.



Posted by: Mohammad Durka Durka Jihad at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (IG3/x)

364 >>> 303 It’s about 70 in South Texas. Suppose to be 39 on Sunday. Do cows wear coats? I’m just asking.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2026 04:21 PM (klxjG)

They have leather jackets.

... seriously, there are cattle all the way up in Canadia (eg Cold Texas); afaik problems usually involve mamas calving during crappy weather.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (ULPxl)

365 10 years to the leaders, five for the followers.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (vOtXJ)

366 That was Jennifer Salt, right Bulg?

Posted by: Spice Must Flow at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM (oftw2)

367 >>> They have leathery skin.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (jc0TO)

=====

Yep. It's just the rain that is a problem.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM (CyFyf)

368 >>Poor shopping.
Pick a better magistrate.

Do you really think the Attorney General picks the magistrate?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

369 How can you tell if ace is fat- he's mostly fur.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM (zZu0s)

370 Where's Don Lemon?


Behind some black robed terrorist supporter skirts. He's being protected by a Soros stooge.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

371
I remember that after the '76 Olympics every chick at school was trying to sport Hamill's hairdo.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Y8DZL)

372 How can you tell if ace is fat- he's mostly fur.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 22, 2026 04:32 PM


Ace is sleek as an otter under that pelt. Like a raccoon.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

373 That was Jennifer Salt, right Bulg?

--

Yes, it was her.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2026 04:33 PM (qBdHI)

374 An upside of social media is that these cretans gleefully, volitionally tell us exactly who they are and what they are willing to do.

We have FINALLY started to believe them and prepare/act accordingly.

Posted by: Momlady at January 22, 2026 04:34 PM (VFm/A)

375 That was Jennifer Salt, right Bulg?
Posted by: Spice Must Flow

Just looked it up. You are correct.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

376 IDL: Insurrectionist Don Lemon.

That should be his new title. Or "Church-invader".

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:34 PM (krQz2)

377 The Left are some weird MF'ers, man. Their freakout over the Vance baby news being yet another example.

evan loves worf
@esjesjesj
You don’t announce until at least the first trimester is over so by my calculations, they had sex the day Charlie Kirk was killed

Posted by: Delurker at January 22, 2026 04:34 PM (gtcuf)

378
... seriously, there are cattle all the way up in Canadia (eg Cold Texas); afaik problems usually involve mamas calving during crappy weather.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
------

Have you seen Canada cows in deep winter?
They are hairy beasts compared to Texas cows.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:35 PM (hVbrz)

379 I totally get it! FWIW, cows generally run pretty hot, so they might not be as miserable as you think, but it's hard seeing them out there in the cold.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (Vvh2V)


Cattle originated from the southern Eurasian steppes, and cope well with cold weather, but they can't forage under snow for fodder like horses can, so they tended to either live in warmer regions or find marshes and river bottoms to winter in.

Just in passing.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2026 04:35 PM (rbvCR)

380 That last guy seems to think that zombie-looking, meth-head, toothless, retarded Rednecks, and their families, are considered illegal aliens by ICE.

If I looked like that I’d be afraid to walk by a mirror, much less point a phone at my face and hit Record.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 22, 2026 04:35 PM (6ydKt)

381 "Report: Organizer of Anti-ICE Protest in MN Church Made $1 Million Running ‘Anti-Poverty’ Nonprofit
Nekima Levy Armstrong,
One of the organizers of a protest that disrupted a Minnesota church service on Sunday reportedly grossed more than $1 million during her six years heading a nonprofit aimed at anti-poverty issues.

Nekima Levy Armstrong, who Fox News described as a “far left agitator,” helped to organize the storming of Cities Church in St. Paul, the cable news outlet ..."

from Breitbart

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2026 04:36 PM (vbXSk)

382 "She will be first out LGBT US figure skater"

No she won't.

Girl maybe, but there was that bubblebutt boy a few seasons back (the first Gaylympics, when NBC was falling all over itself to get some skier's partner to the finish line interview so they could kiss, etc), who was hyped incessantly, then didn't even medal.
And hadn't a chance in hell for medalling anyway, because he didn't do tricks that were sufficiently highly scored to place him in serious contention.
This is a retread rollout, and plenty of girls sign on to fringe identities that don't necessarily mean gay, but trendy.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 22, 2026 04:36 PM (enw9G)

383 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

384 Nude Murder

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 22, 2026 04:37 PM (jc0TO)

385 368 >>Poor shopping.
Pick a better magistrate.

Do you really think the Attorney General picks the magistrate?
Posted by: JackStraw
------------------------------

I think what I've witnessed the last twenty years
compared to what I'm witnessing now.
It's weak as water.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 22, 2026 04:37 PM (hVbrz)

386 Have you seen Canada cows in deep winter?
They are hairy beasts compared to Texas cows.

Posted by: Braenyar

Pfft. Pikers.
-- Yaks

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

387 This William Kelly thing has got to be FAGA.

I'd look into his hard drive if I were the FBI.

Posted by: Delurker at January 22, 2026 04:37 PM (gtcuf)

388 Or thought they were special people with special rules.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vOtXJ)


Bingo

Posted by: Emmie at January 22, 2026 04:37 PM (FMtrg)

389 NOOD ALERT

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2026 04:38 PM (Hucnr)

390 DHS/ICE used more than a dozen agents to abduct activist DaWokeFarmer aka William Kelly, at gunpoint, even though he surrendered himself peacefully. This is solely due to him peacefully protesting a ICE Field Commander/Pastor in St. Paul, MN.

The brownshirts are normalizing this. HSI shouldn't be doing this. If this is a federal crime, we need the FBI. It's that simple. No HSI

"DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY THESE GOONS! REMEMBER THE CONSTITUTION!" No fear, just continued determination in the face of this occupation. Heed well this man's words.

It takes courage to engage in acts of civil disobedience that could get you arrested, and I applaud him for that. He's also a veteran if I'm not mistaken. More of us should aspire to be like him, myself included.

No Minnesota jury will convict this man, so I'm sure they'll do what they can to venue shop him down to rural lousisinana.

In the end, they probably won't charge him. They'll arrest him and hold him for a couple of days and then drop the charges. It's intimidation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2026 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

391 NOOD: Trump takes credit for Biden's declining murder rate.

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2026 04:38 PM (krQz2)

392 FYI, Rep. Luna X post
"Everyone is frustrated because they want to see the Epstein files and I do too, but here are the facts:

As of today, the DOJ has completed a review of over 5 million documents, conducted by over 500 attorneys, and they are ready to be released NOW.

However, Obama appointed Judge Paul Engelmayer has ordered a SECOND review of those documents and is now requiring certification of those documents by U.S. Attorney Jay Clayton, while simultaneously blocking the appointment of a special counsel. This is causing MAJOR delays."

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

393 And more, SBA Administrator Loeffler
"Small Business Administrator Kelly Loeffler says they’ve already uncovered 7,000 fraudulent “small business” loans in Minnesota — totaling $430 MILLION stolen from taxpayers.

And here’s the wild part…

She says it only took TWO DAYS of digging to find $3 MILLION in fraud.

“There are handcuffs and jail time coming… we barely scratched the surface and it didn’t take long to find $3 million. Then it piled up to $430 million — 7,000 fraudulent borrowers — in ONE state."

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)

394 Wonder if their brains have any time for music. Now they have time. Wonder what kind of music or maybe a sculpture, does he chisel buttocks well?

'

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 22, 2026 04:44 PM (EyfuW)

395 After seeing that Water Buffalo get out of the extra large SUV, I know know why the children in African Shithole Countries are STARVING !!!!!!!!

That thing ate all their food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at January 22, 2026 04:45 PM (J9q9v)

396 Apparently there is a GiveSendGo for Cities Church.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2026 04:12 PM (ix8EF)

Probably because they're speaking to legal counsel. They seem to be considering suing.

Posted by: GWB at January 22, 2026 04:45 PM (wHnVM)

397 That skinny Ass guy acting tough could not even bench press a coke can....

My pet Chihuahua could take that guy down easily...

And NICE TEETH ............

Posted by: Jackson at January 22, 2026 04:47 PM (J9q9v)

398 Honestly I don't get the constant Pam Bondi and Kash Patel hate.
Posted by: steevy

Going to be hard for her to climb out of the hole that she dug with the bungling of the Epstein files rollout. Remember the photo-op of a bunch of insiders holding thick binders that ended up being nothing.
She fell on her face right out of the 2026 gate with that.

She needs to more like today to start her rehabilitation.
I'll suggest that she should add leg irons to these church arrestees would further help.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 22, 2026 04:50 PM (2Nfh9)

399 "I am, absolutely, astounded by the overrepresentation of pedophiles in the arrests they've made. Is this practice of raping kids accepted in their originating countries? Overlooked?

I used to think pedophilia, while presently more visible, was a rare thing. It would appear to be the norm for a LARGE number of illegal immigrants (and legal immigrants, for that matter).
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2026 04:17 PM (dIske)"

Raping minors, specifically family members, is most certainly a thing in a lot of south and central american nations. Anyone with a lot of exposure to illegals in the US could tell you this.

Posted by: heya at January 22, 2026 04:51 PM (nH+RN)

400 Posted by: Mohammad Durka Durka Jihad at January 22, 2026 04:31 PM (IG3/

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 22, 2026 04:52 PM (Vvh2V)

401 That skinny Ass guy acting tough could not even bench press a coke can....

My pet Chihuahua could take that guy down easily...

And NICE TEETH ............

Posted by: Jackson
+++
Yeah. Nice teeth.
Both of them.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 22, 2026 04:55 PM (Lo97M)

402 Love that you calle she/her/fatty a Water Buffalo, Ace.

The last video...I want proof he has a "family." Probably racoons and a pet rat.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 22, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

403 "Physical ugliness and morbid obesity are contributing factors to radical extremism in women."


Can't believe no one's quoted Rush Limbaugh yet.

Undeniable Truth 24: "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society."

Posted by: Lyford at January 22, 2026 05:12 PM (gb+vr)

404
What is a pansexual..I'm afraid to look it up...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2026 03:55 PM (VE6XX)


Someone who has sex with cooking pans, natch.

And don't even get me started on the Tupperwareans!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2026 05:16 PM (iJfKG)

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