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Leftwing Lunatics Now Pushing Pregnancy Denialism, Claiming That Trump Must Be Faking the Three Recent Pregnancies In His Administration

Second Lady (and "jeet," according to Tucker Carlson's friend Nick Fuentes) Usha Vance announced that she's pregnant.

She'll be the first Second Lady to give birth while in office in 150 years.

Usha Vance, the wife of Vice President J.D. Vance, has already made history in a few ways: she's the first person of color to become Second Lady and the youngest Second Lady since the Truman Administration. She may also soon be the first sitting Second Lady in modern history to bear a child in over 150 years.

"We're very excited to share the news that Usha is pregnant with our fourth child, a boy," the Vice President shared on social media Tuesday. "Usha and the baby are doing well, and we are all looking forward to welcoming him in late July."

In the message, the Vice President thanked military doctors for "[taking] excellent care of our family" and staff members "who do so much to ensure that we can serve the country while enjoying a wonderful life with our children."

J.D., 41, and Usha, 40, met at Yale University and married in 2014. They have three kids: Ewan, 8; Vivek, 5; and Mirabel Rose, 4.

Before Usha Vance, the only sitting Second Lady in modern history to give birth was President Ulysses S. Grant's Vice President Schuyler Colfax's wife Ellen, who had a son in 1870; birth records before then are unclear.

The Trump White House extended its congratulatory message to the Vances, and in a post on X, called itself "The most pro-family administration in history!"

Vance, in particular, is an outspoken pro-natalist. He has sounded the alarm on declining birthrates, branded Democrats as "childless cat ladies" and "anti-family and anti-child," and called Americans' lack of desire to have children as a "civilizational crisis."

In May, press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced that she was pregnant with her second child. This will be the first child born to a sitting press secretary in history.

All of this was too much for leftwing women and their haunted vaginas filled with the ghosts of aborted babies, who decided this must be some kind of conspiracy.

Why, getting pregnant just isn't something women do! (It's what men do!)

This gay extremist claims he can prove that JD Vance and his wife had sex the day Charlie Kirk died. Pushing a Candace-Owens style conspiracy theory that everyone except gay furry psychopath Tyler Robinson was in on the plot.

You know how the left is proud how little they know about firearms (while having all sorts of very firm opinions on them)?

Add human reproduction to the list of subjects they are proudly ignorant of, while retaining the most extremist possible positions on the subject.

The Haunted Vagina Brigade has further thoughts:


Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




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1 Breed em out!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 23, 2026 04:31 PM (Kt19C)

2 Second Lady (and "jeet," according to Tucker Carlson's friend Nick Fuentes) Usha Vance announced that she's pregnant.

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I'm pretty sure that Marco Rubio is the father.

/MDM-MSM

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:31 PM (MVWbi)

3 Disgusting lefties.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2026 04:33 PM (lJ0H4)

4 Where's the gay aids journo who scoped out Sarah palin's vaganus? He needs to represent. Or is he dead?

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 04:33 PM (uQzkA)

5 Again Culture Marxism takes the stage.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)

6 For the children. But not your children.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

7 what wonderful people. They make me want to take a shower.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 04:34 PM (rbvCR)

8 Hmm.
Saw "their haunted vaginas" open for Four Non Blondes...

Nah. Wouldn't have gone...

Posted by: man at January 23, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

9 esponja!

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 23, 2026 04:34 PM (Dz0WF)

10 Didn't watch the videos as their words are so vile.

I am thankful for more babies. Which is how most except for the most hideous liberal women normally think. Those who wear their number of abortions like medals.

Our recent granddaughter is an example of pure joy that we welcomed last year. The surprise of 2025, thanks be to God!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (WONhk)

11 *types*
*deletes*

sigh...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (GTqXr)

12 Apparently, this administration is not shooting blanks.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (UjdFS)

13 What are the 3? I know of the VP and the press sec. Who's the other one?

Posted by: banana Dream - I blame my lack of reading comprehension at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (3uBP9)

14 haunted vagina > spooky slot

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)

15 I guess we are moving from the game of "find the idiot" to the new game of "find Baba Yaga"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (rbvCR)

16 So, Usha, Karoline...Who's the 3d?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

17 I'll save these children!

Posted by: George Washington at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (7Q0e+)

18 Hitler Miller's wife is 3rd

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (uQzkA)

19 Willowed:

Starmer bends the knee, squashes Chagos deal with Mauritius
Posted by: one hour sober

OHS, were are you seeing this?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

20 Give Lexie Lawler a little room...that's right, back up. A little more. She needs some space to accomodate those welder's power glasses. I'm going to have to ask for a little more space. You can't do "bird hands" and have the point land without a little room for emphasis.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (dIske)

21 Why, getting pregnant just isn't something women do! (It's what men do!)

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BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is Pregnant with Trump's Bastard Son!

Barron hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:36 PM (MVWbi)

22 >>>OHS, were are you seeing this?

https://tinyurl.com/yc64br3z

Posted by: one hour sober at January 23, 2026 04:37 PM (Y1sOo)

23 The fact that much of the left is so anti-mother and anti-baby doesn't really surprise me.

What does surprise me is how the remainder of the left is able to simply ignore it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 04:38 PM (cYBz/)

24
1. Fake pregnancies.
2. ???
3. Dictatorship!!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 04:38 PM (krQz2)

25 All of this was too much for leftwing women and their haunted vaginas filled with the ghosts of aborted babies, who decided this must be some kind of conspiracy.

In fairness, some of them are like my wife's older sister who was never able to conceive as she blames men for all the evils in the world and, for some reason, was never able to find someone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

26 from last thread >>> Difference was Danson was donating to the DNC.
Posted by: Axeman

Never forget: he was banging Whoopie for a spell. Great judgement and taste, dude.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 23, 2026 03:46 PM (TezPK)


I wish you hadn't of gone and said "taste" in the same context as Whoopie.

Posted by: banana Dream - Whoopie Pie? at January 23, 2026 04:38 PM (3uBP9)

27 Thanks, OHS. I think someone should send that article to JJ.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

28 haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)

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Casper Cooch

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)

29 For the children. But not your children.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

These assholes would save the British children.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)

30 Why are these deranged leftists not using proper terms? They are birthing persons. Do better.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (h/O4U)

31 They seem nice.

Posted by: That guy who thinks people seem nice at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (X4XpB)

32 Yeah, I missed the kerfluffle (best word ever, btw) when Pete Butigieg took his.....Fraternity Leave?....to play house and pretend he could breast feed while the supply line, and shipping industry tanked.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (dIske)

33 The Vance family is so dang adorable. Usha always looks genuinely happy, Mirabel is clearly Daddy's little girl, and the boys are full of energy.

Posted by: pookysgirl loves babies at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (Wt5PA)

34 Where does Sarah Palin's vagina fit in all this?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

35 Yeah, there's something about Lexie Lawler's glasses.
Kinda sends a signal.
Like purple hair.
Or tackle box face.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)

36 1. Demonizing babies
2. Celebrating abortion
3. Profit!!

Posted by: Planned Parents of a Dead Baby at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (cYBz/)

37 The fact that much of the left is so anti-mother and anti-baby doesn't really surprise me.

What does surprise me is how the remainder of the left is able to simply ignore it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 04:38 PM (cYBz/)
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ICE KIDNAPPED A KID!!! A KID!!!

Not that I think there should be a legal discrimination of "child" or that families should still exist.

Still... A KID!!!

Posted by: Scrambled AWFL at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (krQz2)

38
Meet Lexie Lawler, a labor and delivery nurse at Baptist Health
Boca Raton Regional Hospital (@BaptistHealthSF). She says she hopes Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt suffers a severe 4th-degree tear during childbirth and has medical complications.

"I hope you f*cking rip from bow to stern and never sh*t normally again, you c*nt."

This woman DELIVERS BABIES. Terrifying.

-----------

"I feel your pain" has morphed into "F*ck you, you and your baby cannot die soon enough or in enough pain" in 30 years.

-- "A Death Cult, if you can keep it."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (MVWbi)

39 >>> haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
-----------------
Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)


Creepy Cleft

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (3uBP9)

40 The Vance family is so dang adorable. Usha always looks genuinely happy, Mirabel is clearly Daddy's little girl, and the boys are full of energy.
Posted by: pookysgirl

I loved how the little girl had bandaids on her fingers during the inauguration.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

41 Where does Sarah Palin's vagina fit in all this?
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
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I'd like to see that myself!

Posted by: That Guy at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2)

42 https://tinyurl.com/yc64br3z
Posted by: one hour sober at January 23, 2026 04:37 PM (Y1sOo)

Did Starmer announce this with a contrite, "I'm sorry, Daddy"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)

43 Oops, didn't realize that the Telegraph piece is paywalled.

Here's the archived:

https://archive.ph/jRkI3

Posted by: one hour sober at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (Y1sOo)

44
That evil nurse was fired today.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (3ek7K)

45 Two things. First, what is “jeet”. Seecond, do these maniac women think that their spewings on TikTok or wherever have a general approbation. Or maybe they just revel in being assholes.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)

46 Where does Sarah Palin's vagina fit in all this?
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)
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You'd have to ask Excitable Andy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (X4XpB)

47 That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

48 They're just mad because the MAGA folks are producing MORE MAGA people through natural reproduction.

Everyone knows the "correct" way to propagate ideas is to indoctrinate the children of other people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (ESVrU)

49 Willowed:

Starmer bends the knee, squashes Chagos deal with Mauritius
Posted by: one hour sober
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See! That's why I brought the KNEEPADS!!

Posted by: Gavin at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (krQz2)

50 The lunatic left hates reproduction most of all.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (YwEeS)

51 I don't understand what you are saying here.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (jc0TO)

52 That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)
---
AHEM: Rule #1

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (ESVrU)

53 Oops, didn't realize that the Telegraph piece is paywalled.

Here's the archived:

https://archive.ph/jRkI3
Posted by: one hour sober

I'm getting "Not Found."

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

54 47 That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

So, fixable, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)

55 macabre mish

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (3uBP9)

56 I googled gay aids journo Sarah palin pregnancy and Andrew Sullivan came right up!

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (uQzkA)

57 All of this was too much for leftwing women and their haunted vaginas filled with the ghosts of aborted babies, who decided this must be some kind of conspiracy.

---

I don't know, Scoob. I've got a bad feeling about this place.

Posted by: Shaggy at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (yFLFB)

58
Bulg,

Who gives a shit what she looks like.

She is an evil piece of shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3ek7K)

59 1. Usha Vance
2. Karoline Leavitt
3. ????

The headline promised 3.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (8mulE)

60 That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

So, fixable, yes?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
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With a crowbar.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (X4XpB)

61 I'll wait for Andrew Sullivan for the last word.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (rJ48h)

62
>>> haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
-----------------
Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)

Creepy Cleft
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (3uBP9)


Ghostly Gash

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (y9nCu)

63 38
Meet Lexie Lawler, a labor and delivery nurse at Baptist Health
Boca Raton Regional Hospital (@BaptistHealthSF). She says she hopes Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt suffers a severe 4th-degree tear during childbirth and has medical complications.

"I hope you f*cking rip from bow to stern and never sh*t normally again, you c*nt."

This woman DELIVERS BABIES. Terrifying.

-----------

"I feel your pain" has morphed into "F*ck you, you and your baby cannot die soon enough or in enough pain" in 30 years.

-- "A Death Cult, if you can keep it."
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (MVWbi)

This woman should obviously no longer be delivering babies or employed in a healthcare capacity.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (tOcjL)

64 Two things. First, what is “jeet”. Seecond, do these maniac women think that their spewings on TikTok or wherever have a general approbation. Or maybe they just revel in being assholes.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)

Jeet is short for Pajeet which is an ethnic slur directed at Indians, particularly Hindus and Sikhs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

65 I used to get a laugh over this BS. But this is just disgusting. And I don't think it's my age.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (s0JqF)

66 Sorry, Bulg.

Try this one:

https://archive.ph/j3RkI

Posted by: one hour sober at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Y1sOo)

67 Well bless their pea-sized black hearts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (KfXOG)

68 According to the internet Lexie Lawler was fired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (ix8EF)

69 Wild how every leftist is immediately An Expert on whatever the subject of the hour is.

Earth's climate
Election integrity
Russia
Epidemiology
The 25th amendment
Cognitive decline and dementia
Genders
and now...
Pregancy and childbirth

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (o3VOa)

70 HEY!!

WORLD LEADERS!!!

STOP SUCKING TRUMP'S DICK!!!

Posted by: Gavin, Definitely NOT an Embarrassment At Davos™ at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (krQz2)

71 Morons, are you ready to help me increase the ethnically European population?!?!

Posted by: Amelia at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

72 44
That evil nurse was fired today.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (3ek7K)

Good - I'd figure out a way to revoke her nursing credentials permanently.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (tOcjL)

73 >>> Two things. First, what is “jeet”. Seecond, do these maniac women think that their spewings on TikTok or wherever have a general approbation. Or maybe they just revel in being assholes.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (pDt9x)


jeet is short for pajeet an ethnic slur generally directed at Indians.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (3uBP9)

74 AHEM: Rule #1
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Agreed. But since I'm not in a posiition (*ahem*) to break Rule #1 anyway, I can make the observation.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

75 So, fixable, yes?
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (pDt9x)
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With a crowbar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (X4XpB)

Remember to use Insomniac Brand Tire Irons for the best in quality and performance.

Posted by: Insomniac brand Tire Irons LLC at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (GGatE)

76 Who gives a shit what she looks like.

You must be new here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

77 We need Stephen Miller to be freed to impregnate women like Elon does (and then private school conservatively educated). Imagine a future populated by a dozen more of him.

Posted by: Brian at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (/AI7O)

78 If only these AWFLs could find a way to get pregnant from a cat.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)

79 All of this was too much for leftwing women and their haunted vaginas filled with the ghosts of aborted babies

Brutal. Friend of the Blog VDH smiles.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 04:46 PM (jc0TO)

80 Bewitched beaver

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:46 PM (vFG9F)

81 Starmer bends the knee, squashes Chagos deal with Mauritius
Posted by: one hour sober

CUCK!!!

Posted by: David Hogg at January 23, 2026 04:46 PM (JCZqz)

82 At least Lexie Lawler is wearing some BCGs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:46 PM (KfXOG)

83 77 We need Stephen Miller to be freed to impregnate women like Elon does (and then private school conservatively educated). Imagine a future populated by a dozen more of him.
Posted by: Brian at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (/AI7O)

Uh, no. See why Elon has a crazy child who hates him. You have to actually parent and be a committed spouse to have a better chance at well-functioning kids (and even then, it's not a guarantee)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (tOcjL)

84 These people are godless heathen pigs.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (yw3eV)

85 Lexie Lawler: no longer employed by the Baptist Hospital, and apparently facing an investigation by the Florida nursing board.

Good.

Posted by: Trump Dictates at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (qpyNK)

86 I'm glad J.D. is going to have another child, seem a happy family who I hope get to live in the White House next

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

87 Lawler is psychotic. I’m glad she was fired from her current job.

However, without actually removing her ability to obtain a new job elsewhere, she’s just somebody else’s problem in a new location.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (8DbYW)

88 HEY!!

WORLD LEADERS!!!

STOP SUCKING TRUMP'S DICK!!!
Posted by: Gavin, Definitely NOT an Embarrassment At Davos™ at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (krQz2)

And let me in the building. I want some dick, too! -- Also Gavin

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)

89
That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (77rzZ)



Check the stretch marks/wrinkles on her left arm. She used to be a fat cow before Ozembic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (y9nCu)

90 Rut roh.

Posted by: Scooby at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (2Ez/1)

91 On a different topic, just got back from a normal grovery trip into town. I still have TP from Covid-19 Wuhan. And bought milk and eggs on Monday/

Both Dillons and Aldi were a tad busier than normal on a Friday. The both has plenty of milk, eggs, and bread. The only shortage I saw was yellow onions at Dillons. I didn't wait for the produce guy to restock. He said 20 minutes.

No panic, and I had a smile on my face.

But went in without a hat. Big mistake.
Damn, it was cold!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (u82oZ)

92 "evan loves worf"

I would normally say "Math! How does it work?" but in your case I would have to say "Sex? Reproduction? How does it work?" because the 40-week due date is set from the date of the woman's last menstrual cycle and from that you can the estimated fertility window, which for a 7/22 date would be 10/25-11/4.

Math: this is more than six weeks from the time one of your compatriots murdered someone

Understanding sex and reproduction: obviously something you will never have to concern yourself with.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (D0HYP)

93 cursed crevasse

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (uQzkA)

94 Usha Vance, the wife of Vice President J.D. Vance
---
She's leaving him any day.

Posted by: Jennifer AWFL Cryptkeeper Welch at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (krQz2)

95 Where does Sarah Palin's vagina fit in all this?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

--------------

"She refused to have an abortion of (her daughter Bristol's Down's Syndrome son whom she claimed as her grandson, but we saw through that with wishcasting speculation and reporting) Trig, which was the most grievous sin of placing life over death and a violation of the Death Cult Ethos. FOR SHAME!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (MVWbi)

96 Danson must have lost a bet or something to have to do Whoopie.

Posted by: Reforger at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (7ujVx)

97 Hysteria at the DM:

"Historic winter storm is so dangerous it could kill Americans sheltering INSIDE their homes!"

Duct tape your windows. Block all the ducts! Death is coming!!!

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (vFG9F)

98 JD Vance wife Pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!

Sex in the White House is degusting and unbecoming of a President or Vice President !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (38587)

99 Nasty angry narcissists. I'd be happy to provide all of the semen my body can generate to fertile women. Women of this generation are too busy creating pornography and engaging in prostitution on social media and living large, getting rich.

Probably just as well because I can't afford to have the American Dream.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (oT7pT)

100 If you put politics before patients, you're Josef Mengele at Unit 731 treating lumber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (KfXOG)

101 Worf should hit that guy Evan in the head with a bat'leth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (e4I2N)

102 Lexi is an aged out stripper name with crazy cat lady vibes that smell so bad I can see stink waves oozing out of her.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (wBaIH)

103 >>> haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
-----------------
Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)

Creepy Cleft
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (3uBP9)

Ghostly Gash
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The. Doomsday. Machine.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)

104 She'll be the first Second Lady to give birth while in office in 150 years.
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So the odds are against this being true!

Posted by: Somebody Who Does Not Understand Odds at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (krQz2)

105 Where is votermom when you need her?

Deport, Deport, Deport

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 04:50 PM (/LXUT)

106 Usha Vance, the wife of Vice President J.D. Vance
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She's leaving him any day.

Posted by: Jennifer AWFL Cryptkeeper Welch at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (krQz2)

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"She's leaving J.D. for a real American Dream story and candidate -- Vivek "MOAR H-1B Visas" Ramaswamy!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:50 PM (MVWbi)

107 Hey, Amelia.

Great ad with you and Shakespeare. Keep it up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

108 Melania's body double is too old for more children, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (jc0TO)

109 JD Vance wife Pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!

Sex in the White House is degusting and unbecoming of a President or Vice President !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM
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Unless it's s sidepiece--then it's NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!

Posted by: Also Hillary Clinton at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (krQz2)

110 Kids in cages = worst crime in modern history

Kids sucked out of wombs = sacrament

Posted by: fly gal at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (WXvh7)

111 If you think that broad is good looking you need new peepers

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (8DbYW)

112 Lexie is the owner of a ghoulish gash

And I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (KfXOG)

113 On the website for Baptist Health Boca Raton - Under Our Guiding Principle - "Through our compassionate healthcare services, we seek to reveal the healing presence of God.".

Oh, okay. I am forwarding the disgusting post from this L&D RN to their CEO, Bo Boulenger, and if nothing else, she'll lose her job. She should be nowhere near a patient.

Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (oiNtH)

114
OT: Snoop Frog sings Gin and Juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxsG7k1mgn4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

115 Nice filters, Lexie old hag.

Posted by: Henry at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (tWkg3)

116
She's been fired

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (3ek7K)

117 Not only is it a vile sentiment, but it didn't occur to this woman that someone might object to her comments and notify the hospital? That didn't occur to her while she was doing this performance for other sick psychos?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (oT1li)

118 Starmer bends the knee, squashes Chagos deal with Mauritius
Posted by: one hour sober

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That he had to be forced to stop a deal which would undermine the entire western military strategy says volumes about how much he hates England and western civilization. Not only was he going to give away the island, but he was going to pay a yearly fee to Mauritius for the favor.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (0U5gm)

119 Hoodoo hole

Posted by: Trump Dictates at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (qpyNK)

120 To Usha,

Munya!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (KfXOG)

121 91 On a different topic, just got back from a normal grovery trip into town. I still have TP from Covid-19 Wuhan. And bought milk and eggs on Monday/

Both Dillons and Aldi were a tad busier than normal on a Friday. The both has plenty of milk, eggs, and bread. The only shortage I saw was yellow onions at Dillons. I didn't wait for the produce guy to restock. He said 20 minutes.

No panic, and I had a smile on my face.

But went in without a hat. Big mistake.
Damn, it was cold!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 04:48 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah, you must live where people cook daily.

My Safeway store had no milk (but Target for the win, not gonna lie - I have it, but kids already drank 1 of 2 gallons, so I want extra), but it was more the devastation of the meat and veg departments (but not fruits b/c folks don't think of fruit for meals) - I grabbed the last ground beef b/c I wanted the sale item, which is all I was going for, but man, chicken and beef were slammed. Broccoli was gone. Asparagus had 2 left (which I grabbed b/c I like veg). Rotisserie chickens (also on sale) gone.

So, note to NoVa folks, always keep a spare freezer for proteins.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)

122 HEY!!

WORLD LEADERS!!!

STOP SUCKING TRUMP'S DICK!!!
Posted by: Gavin, Definitely NOT an Embarrassment At Davos™ at January 23, 2026 04:45 PM (krQz2)

And let me in the building. I want some dick, too! -- Also Gavin
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)
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Vell, you haf ze kneepats.

Posted by: Other Davos Attendee at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

123 44
That evil nurse was fired today.
____

Well now she's free to move to a state that shares her leftwing values, like NY, NJ, CT, VT, MA, MD, DE, IL, MN, WA, OR, CA, Canada, Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea, or Communist China. Or that trans/muzzie refugee camp in the Netherlands.

Posted by: And GTFO of FL at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (qUkBO)

124 Evil isn't in need of hiding any more as we can plainly see by these evil demonic lemures.

Posted by: turambar at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (Q0yOR)

125 Unhappy mentally ill medicated closet alcoholic women lash out for at strangers for attention on social media

- day that ends in -Y

Posted by: brak at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (jGJov)

126 If you think that broad is good looking you need new peepers
Posted by: Common Tater

My glasses fetish at work.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

127 The Board of Nurse Examiners might want to take a look at Ms Lawler's social media. It doesn't exactly show nursing in a good light.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (f1kZG)

128 I think upper class liberal women are churning out babies. It's the OTHER that need abortions.

middle class, college educated wine moms are a vast part of the Other

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (/LXUT)

129 To Usha,

Munya!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (KfXOG)
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Munya business?

Posted by: Other Davos Attendee at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

130 Oh, okay. I am forwarding the disgusting post from this L&D RN to their CEO, Bo Boulenger, and if nothing else, she'll lose her job. She should be nowhere near a patient.
Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (oiNtH)
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Numerous commenters have already said she's been shitcanned by her employer already.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (o3VOa)

131 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (jc0TO)

132 >>> haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
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Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)

Creepy Cleft
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (3uBP9)

Ghostly Gash
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The. Doomsday. Machine.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)
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Voracious Velvet Vacuum

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (MVWbi)

133 Does anybody in Minneapolis work ??

Or do they all live off the rest of us that pay taxes ???

Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (J9q9v)

134 Hey, Amelia.

Great ad with you and Shakespeare. Keep it up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

Amelia has new German competition, Maria.

h/t to Helena Handbasket for the following:

https://is.gd/TBTa8L

Ragnarök
@Neogermane
To my English-speaking followers: You asked, and I listened! 🇩🇪🇬🇧

Due to massive demand, I’ve added English subtitles to the German Amelia/Maria video. Now the message can be understood worldwide

Please share this and help it go viral. Let’s reach everyone! 🌍

#Germany #Maria #Amelia

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

135 scary scamper

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

136 $20. Same as in the hospital parking garage.

Posted by: Lexie Lawler, FORMER nurse at January 23, 2026 04:54 PM (2Ez/1)

137 They are just pi$$ed because no men in Trump's cabinet have gotten pregnant.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 04:54 PM (0N4FZ)

138 Lexis is just MAID for Canada.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (KfXOG)

139 There has been a very big push by local left-leaning officials and advocates to restore city funding for Planned Parenthood and reproductive health services, making it a central issue at City Hall. Yesterday, Planned Parenthood advocates delivered over 2,500 signatures to City Hall, demanding the restoration of municipal funding for reproductive and sexual health.

Advocates (residents, nurses, etc.) and Philly Councilmember Kendra Brooks are protesting the 2026 fiscal year budget, which - reportedly - left $0 in funding for local reproductive health services, including Planned Parenthood Southeastern Pennsylvania.

Pregnancy Help News, Commentary, 17 November 2025 - 'Philadelphia City Council declares killing preborn babies a 'human right' while taking aim at pregnancy centers'

In part, "Abortion advocates also unnecessarily warned against pregnancy resource centers, which provide valuable help to pregnant women and their babies."

“In our most recent budget no money was put towards reproductive care, which is definitely problematic,” Brooks said. “Especially when other cities like Chicago, Atlanta and Baltimore are stepping up with direct city funding for abortion..."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)

140 The left is depraved and deranged.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (8CIFn)

141 Ooh, Preggers-Gate!

That'll git him!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (LxER7)

142 @69.
The only thing a leftist is an expert on is "What's in it for me!?" Other than that they don't give a sh*t.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (E7+ue)

143 Not only is it a vile sentiment, but it didn't occur to this woman that someone might object to her comments and notify the hospital? That didn't occur to her while she was doing this performance for other sick psychos?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (oT1li)

1. There are hours of tiktok videos of people talking about how their social media got them fired.
2. We're not that far from the Charlie Kirk backlash.

These people do not give consideration to reality.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

144 So, note to NoVa folks, always keep a spare freezer for proteins.
Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)
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Better yet, get your stuff together and un-ass that AO immediately.

Spanbooger and the rest of the commies are about to turn that festering shitpile into a flaming festering shitpile.

Leave now.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (o3VOa)

145 132 >>> haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
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Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:39 PM (2UnvF)

Creepy Cleft
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 04:41 PM (3uBP9)

Ghostly Gash
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The. Doomsday. Machine.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 23, 2026 04:49 PM (UjdFS)
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Voracious Velvet Vacuum
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North Anus

Posted by: Perry Nayum, Esq. at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (qUkBO)

146 Help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here.

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)

147 Mrs928 has made a giant pot of blackbean and sausage stew in anticipation of the cold weather.

It's 68 degrees here.

She has jumped the gun a bit I think.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (jc0TO)

148 137 They are just pi$$ed because no men in Trump's cabinet have gotten pregnant.

Not men you h8ter... They are BIRTHING PERSON'S !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (m9XGM)

149 They had sex the day Charlie Kirk was killed.
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Yeah, maybe the morning of. Don't clutch your pearls too hard, you'll break that pearl necklace!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2)

150 "Bun in the oven" has a whole different meaning with the left.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (qwVdq)

151 AHEM: Rule #1
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 04:43 PM (ESVrU)
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Pics or it didn't happen?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (f1kZG)

152 She's been fired

Posted by: fourseasons

Awesome. Hopefully fired with cause on her record with a big black mark on her license.

Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (oiNtH)

153 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?
Posted by: toby928(c)

I think they were part of the same governmental unit at one time, and then the UK hived the Chagos off into their own unit when Mauritius was in the process of becoming independent. So Mauritius became independent, but the UK kept the Chagos.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (77rzZ)

154 Where has it ever been normal to dox somebody's date of conception?!

Biden did a shit job at returning us to normalcy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (krQz2)

155 Lexie will now set up a go fund me and claim she was fired for opposing Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (2UnvF)

156 According to the internet Lexie Lawler was fired.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thank god. She shouldn't be anywhere near a woman in labor.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM (lJ0H4)

157 Planet. Eater.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (UjdFS)

158 -

That he had to be forced to stop a deal which would undermine the entire western military strategy says volumes about how much he hates England and western civilization. Not only was he going to give away the island, but he was going to pay a yearly fee to Mauritius for the favor.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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He may not hate England. He may, simply, have no brain.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (/LXUT)

159 To be fair to Danson, while never a looker, Whoopi was not a land whale when he was shagging her, she was also at the height of her comedy arc.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (ARykC)

160 Wasn't the left saying that Vance was having van affair with Erika Kirk? That Vance guy gets around

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (e4I2N)

161 Our parish Priest removed our obligation to attend Mass this weekend due to expected ice/snow.

Dropped in on church anyway this morning check on the generator and such. Against my better judgement, also hit up the local grocery for eggs and a few other things. Interesting, all was fully stocked. Just for fun, I checked out the official frost line depth and found it is 12 inches. No surprise there as there is bedrock between 6 in and 4 feet on my lot.

Posted by: Planned Parents of a Dead Baby at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (cYBz/)

162 142 @69.
The only thing a leftist is an expert on is "What's in it for me!?" Other than that they don't give a sh*t.
Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (E7+ue)
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Well yeah clearly. It's all pure will to power and my post was very tongue in cheek, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (o3VOa)

163
This is your moment, lefties!

Trot out three trans "women" who are pregnant and due to deliver around the same time as the Trump ladies. Broadcast their stories up one side of the media and down the other. Give them the publicity to make Americans fall in love with "them".

The ball is in your court!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (BZmws)

164 The current left is what happens when you raise a generation or two that not only don't face repercussions for their actions they get rewarded.

Party is over, shitheads. We're in charge now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (viF8m)

165 So, these people in Minneapolis want to get ripped off by scammers ??

Is that what they are protesting for ???

Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (m9XGM)

166 Again, 4 tier, lefty white women are bathing themselves in glory.

They are crude and pathetic.

You have to be a certain "type" to record yourself saying the vilest and most bizarre shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (aZm/F)

167 Nova Local

There was a big snow in NoVa (2008?). The Reston Trader Joes was stripped on all aisles. Panic was everywhere.

Not here in rural Kansas. Although I shop in the 4th biggest conurbation in the state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (u82oZ)

168 Shitcanned isn't enough. That piece of shit needs her credentials removed permanently.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (0KSrI)

169
This woman should obviously no longer be delivering babies or employed in a healthcare capacity.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (tOcjL)

I was pondering her continued employment in healthcare, and her and others of her ilk have no business in any form of labor that deals with the health and safety of others - medicine, LEO, food service, air traffic control, etc. So what else is there they can do other than collect trash? Because I "think" that's a job in which she cannot inflict harm, but honestly, I don't know anymore.

Posted by: moki at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (wLjpr)

170 There is pro-life and anti-life.

Pro-choice means being in favor of killing.

Which I am, but I am firm in my belief that only adults who fuck around should be killed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (xcxpd)

171 Temp warmed up (ha) from -15 this morning to -8 at the moment. Dogs are not not happy about missing their daily walks. Wait until they find out temps will be in single digits until Tuesday.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (CyFyf)

172 This is the Libs of TikTok post that has the hospital response on their firing of the hateful woman.

"There is no place in healthcare for language or behavior that calls into question a caregiver's ability to provide compassionate, unbiased care."

https://tinyurl.com/ywj76nta

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (vbXSk)

173 My ex"best friend" had one or two abortions. She claims the second was a miscarriage, however I remember it differently. Because she eloped and they were poor and "did not want it." Had to go to California for it. Heaven forbid use birth control!

She honestly was never the same afterwards. Became more liberal wacko as the decades passed. Then, in her early 40's decided (in her 2nd marriage) she wanted a baby. Not enough eggs to harvest. Unable to get pregnant again. I think in the early '70's damage was also done in the procedure. As she is a malignant narcissist, I am glad she did not have a child to scar.

Like a young loon with Stockholm Syndrome, I tried to be supportive of her feelings at the time and be a friend.

I hope, and I don't know, she's asked God for forgiveness. I'd be on my knees daily if I was her, but I'm not and have other stuff to ask forgiveness for, but not as serious.

Today is the March for Life in DC, and I pray for all attending. I was flying once and saw a nun r who'd just been in that march. She was beautiful, the aura around her. Serene. Drew all eyes on the plane.

Belonged to the Sisters For Life.

https://tinyurl.com/2mnyekhm

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (WONhk)

174 Wasn't the left saying that Vance was having van affair with Erika Kirk? That Vance guy gets around
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Tell me about it.
-- The couch

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (77rzZ)

175 AWFLs are, well, awful people.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Ryx1w)

176 Remember when the Cancel culture was telling us it's not that hard to be decent? Or not that hard to not be an asshole.

Turns out, it's harder than they thought.

Because, of course it was.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (krQz2)

177 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?

Posted by: toby928(c)


None

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (0U5gm)

178 Krakatoa, east of Butthole.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (UjdFS)

179 >> That Lexie chick isn't bad looking. Kind of a blonde Lisa Loeb.

Filters. Big time. Saw what she actually looked like on an X thread. Filters are a big thing now. You can't trust any pics or videos now. Software enhancement.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (w6EFb)

180 Harry Potter and the Haunted Vagina was never completed. It was an adult-themed story that the publisher refused to touch because it was insufficiently trans-welcoming.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

181 AWFLs are, well, awful people.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Ryx1w)
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Who have been turned on a spit to make sure the juices of awfulness get all through.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (krQz2)

182 Jackson -the Somalians steal the money lots of Minnesota live on the Bureaucracy to shovel out the cash being stolen

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Ia/+0)

183 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?
Posted by: toby928(c)

I think they were part of the same governmental unit at one time, and then the UK hived the Chagos off into their own unit when Mauritius was in the process of becoming independent. So Mauritius became independent, but the UK kept the Chagos.
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 04:57 PM

So they have never actually had a claim on it then.

Trump should offer Britain $5B to buy the Chagos outright. The Brits can't bitch about the price since they were just giving the islands away.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

184 144 So, note to NoVa folks, always keep a spare freezer for proteins.
Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 04:52 PM (tOcjL)
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Better yet, get your stuff together and un-ass that AO immediately.

Spanbooger and the rest of the commies are about to turn that festering shitpile into a flaming festering shitpile.

Leave now.
Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 04:56 PM (o3VOa)

Yeah...spouse job with healthcare, declined VA disability, and my cancer treatment make that a non-starter...maybe in the decades it takes to get to 65 and on Medicare...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (tOcjL)

185 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?

Posted by: toby928(c)
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They saw it first?

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (krQz2)

186 BREAKING: Kai Trump, the 18-year-old granddaughter President Donald Trump -- a competitive golfer and rising social media personality -- is pregnant with Elon Musk's 101st bastard child. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (MVWbi)

187 Wasn't the left saying that Vance was having van affair with Erika Kirk? That Vance guy gets around

—

He came back from the future to have sex with her after the time traveling Israelis killed Charlie.
- Candace Owens

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Ryx1w)

188 Off disgusting, satanic sock!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 05:02 PM (cYBz/)

189 138 Anna Puma

ISWYDT. Witty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 23, 2026 05:02 PM (u82oZ)

190 Filters. Big time. Saw what she actually looked like on an X thread. Filters are a big thing now. You can't trust any pics or videos now. Software enhancement.

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She's extremely filtered. And yeah, I'm seeing that on a lot of women now who go online to show the world how vile and insane they are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2026 05:03 PM (qBdHI)

191 Krakatoa, east of Butthole.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (UjdFS)

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When the Vaginal Walls fell.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:03 PM (MVWbi)

192 GP says Lexie has been fired. OnlyFans here she comes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 05:03 PM (e4I2N)

193 Dried non-fat Milk powder isn’t too good. For anything.

NIDO is whole Milk powder, $20 will get you a big ass can. Put it on the shelf and forget about it. It’s like Folger’s freeze-dried crystals, lol

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 05:03 PM (eOudo)

194 Children are the jewels in the crown of old age. O.T.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:04 PM (ehY6c)

195 "W-w-wait, you mean this vagina is haunted?"

Posted by: Shaggy at January 23, 2026 05:04 PM (ZOv7s)

196 168 Shitcanned isn't enough. That piece of shit needs her credentials removed permanently.
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She needs to be investigated to see if (or, rather, how many) pregnant women she may have intentionally harmed on the job for political reasons. I can almost guarantee you that the women under her care experienced a statistically high number of "complications." She obviously is mentally unbalanced.

Posted by: Height, Weight, Blood Pressure, Loyalty Test, Blood Test at January 23, 2026 05:04 PM (qUkBO)

197
Always has been:

Lefties: Sex is positive.

Also lefties: Ewww. The VP had sex with his wife??!!
Howe disgusting!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:05 PM (krQz2)

198 Filters. Big time. Saw what she actually looked like on an X thread. Filters are a big thing now. You can't trust any pics or videos now. Software enhancement.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 23, 2026 05:00 PM (w6EFb)

Supposedly, China is going to ban them as they have determined that they're detrimental to their efforts to slow the population collapse caused by previous efforts to 'manage' things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:05 PM (ExV1e)

199 quarantined quim

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

200 I'll never forgive Mauritius for extincting the dodo. Bastards.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:05 PM (77rzZ)

201 Are lefties incapable of decency or intelligent conversation with people they disagree with?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (8CIFn)

202 I look at that grinning woman with her rainbow t-shirt that says “Trump Sucks” and I am reminded of an ancient adage.

“Metalheads are nice people cosplaying as mean people and hippies are mean people displaying as nice people.” She wants to seem nice, but she’s an evil bitch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (0GYGE)

203 Pro-natalist?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (EXyHK)

204 Trump should offer Britain $5B to buy the Chagos outright. The Brits can't bitch about the price since they were just giving the islands away.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

Weren't the Brits giving up their claim AND paying Mauritania?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (ExV1e)

205 horrendous hoo-ha

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (3uBP9)

206 POLITICSJUST IN: Tim Walz Implicated In Somali Scheme By Convicted Fraudster

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (fXVlG)

207 "These people are evil".

Yes, yes they are. Cloven-hoof evil. Diabolically evil. I feel like saying the prayer to St. Michael every time I read about these people.

Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (2L+MU)

208 So, these people in Minneapolis want to get ripped off by scammers ??

Is that what they are protesting for ???
Posted by: Jackson

Yes, and human trafficking, pedophiles, drugs pouring over border, murderous foreign gangs, but mostly for Soros/NGO paychecks.

Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

209 She honestly was never the same afterwards.

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Guilt will eat you up inside.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (MVWbi)

210 He came back from the future to have sex with her after the time traveling Israelis killed Charlie.
- Candace Owens
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:02 PM (Ryx1w)
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After handing Biff the Sports Almanac, don't you know.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (krQz2)

211 Lexie Lawler has been fired from her job.

https://is.gd/SKmruX8

That is as it should be.

I like the new rules.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (n9ltV)

212 This shows how out of touch these people are with reality. Everyone knows if you post something like “I hope she dies in childbirth” you will probably be fired.

But these cvnts are so entrenched in their left wing bubble they think everyone around them agrees with them. It’s like no bitch, even if your boss is a fellow traveler, she has a boss who has a boss who doesn’t want to deal with your. Bullshit and the negative attention to your employer.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Ryx1w)

213
These days don't believe your lying eyes. You have no idea what people really look like until you see them in person.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)

214 So what if the Vances deal with grief, anger and stress by having sex?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (8CIFn)

215 POLITICSJUST IN: Tim Walz Implicated In Somali Scheme By Convicted Fraudster

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (fXVlG)

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Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (MVWbi)

216 190 Filters. Big time. Saw what she actually looked like on an X thread. Filters are a big thing now. You can't trust any pics or videos now. Software enhancement.

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She's extremely filtered. And yeah, I'm seeing that on a lot of women now who go online to show the world how vile and insane they are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2026

IKR? When I look at that video it's holy face tune batman. I really keep getting shocked that someone would publicly post the most vile mindthoughts but this is what they are, ghouls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (X42T3)

217 Next crazed leftists will claim some Paolo impregnated them.

Never mind that Chelsea looks like Webb Hubble (before he died).

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (o6nWS)

218 cryptid cooter

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (3uBP9)

219 The projected Harry Potter series featured titles such as Harry Potter and the Haunted Vagina, Harry Potter and the Numinous Nookie, Harry Potter and the Rod of Command and Harry Potter and the Pud of Doom.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)

220 213
These days don't believe your lying eyes. You have no idea what people really look like until you see them in person.
Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3ek7K)

Sometimes not even then....

Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (LxER7)

221 Please tell me they fired this evil hag of a nurse?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:08 PM (tL+lc)

222 Where has it ever been normal to dox somebody's date of conception?!

Since the first nerd got his first pity-fuck from the first slutty cavewoman, I guess.
"Ooga give give oo oo! No she from across river, you no know her."

Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (gKWVE)

223 fearful fanny

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (3uBP9)

224 So what if the Vances deal with grief, anger and stress by having sex?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (8CIFn)

Well, the idiot didn't do the arithmetic correctly, so...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (n9ltV)

225 So, these people in Minneapolis want to get ripped off by scammers ??
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Yes-by-proxy.

They have voted a group of people to do their thinking for them, to avoid the head friction and smoke.

Their proxies want them ripped off by scammers, because it means more campaign money. So, yes, they do.

The only right thing in the universe is that their designated thinkers win.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (krQz2)

226 POLITICSJUST IN: Tim Walz Implicated In Somali Scheme By Convicted Fraudster
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (fXVlG)

I'm conflicted.

On the one hand, convicted fraudster. OTOH, if Walz wasn't involved I'd be stunned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

227 Chagos and Mauritius have nothing to do with each other, except that when Britain controlled both, they had them under the same administrative division.

The only reason Starmer wanted to give them away was to undermine the west by taking away the most strategic base with regard to Africa, Asia, and the middle east.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (0U5gm)

228 cryptid cooter
Posted by: banana Dream

sasquatch snizz-quim

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (77rzZ)

229 Purple Haired Homely Female with100 Nose Rings: We need to take care of these people and take them into our homes to protect them from Donny "666" Trump and ICE

News Reporter: How many do you want to take into your home and support ???

Purple Haired Homely Female with100 Nose Rings: I cannot because I do not have a job and live on Food Stamps and Welfare in Section 8 Housing.

Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (m9XGM)

230 My ex"best friend" had one or two abortions. She claims the second was a miscarriage, however I remember it differently. . .
She honestly was never the same afterwards.

I hope, and I don't know, she's asked God for forgiveness.
Posted by:ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My late wife had an abortion long before I met her. She absolutely hated the Catholic Church (for reasons unknown to me for the longest time) our entire marriage and descended into madness after the death of our first son.

I know now, that she never forgave herself for that act. I believe she attributed the death of Matthew to her abortion and it directly led to her madness and eventual suicide.

In the best of circumstances there are two victims during an abortion. Oft times, it's many, many more.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)

231 President Reagan (was just shot): "I hope all you doctors are Republican."
Doctor: "Don't mind us, it's the psycho bitch nurse you should worry about."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (ARklu)

232 These Leftist women are so emotionally-connected to abortion, it sears their consciences when they see a pregnant woman. These chicks need to get themselves to a Roman Catholic priest for exorcisms ... but they won't.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (pJWtt)

233 Charlie Kirk talked with anyone. That's probably why the demonic left hated him so much.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (8CIFn)

234 Are lefties incapable of decency or intelligent conversation with people they disagree with?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (8CIFn)

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Yes.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (MVWbi)

235 Gravely disable
A danger to self
A danger to others
Statute law

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (wOkwC)

236 Rear Window

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (UjdFS)

237 Thing is nurses are in very short supplies these days. She’ll be hired soon enough somewhere else when everyone forgets about her. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Ryx1w)

238 I can’t believe the leftist shitards haven’t realized the true reason for the pregnancy and its timing: good PR for the midterms! I’m sure the NPC downloads will soon go out that that’s the reason.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:11 PM (tL+lc)

239 I'll never forgive Mauritius for extincting the dodo. Bastards. - Bulg

It's no coincidence that this now-extinct bird was subjected for years to the slanders of an organization called Dodo Facts.

Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 05:11 PM (2L+MU)

240 168 Shitcanned isn't enough. That piece of shit needs her credentials removed permanently.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 04:58 PM (0KSrI)

Agree. If I was still a RN in FL I'd be calling the State Board in Tallahassee to complain, as it was my profession . That is no nurse I'd recognize in her statement, but a psychopath should not be near a patient, much less a baby or women giving birth.

I worked in the step-down NICU for a decade. We would have died for those babies, and this is no exaggeration. In case of fire we had aprons with six large pockets to put the babies in to evacuate, who were not on vents or IV's or oxygen.

These nurses are often there for their entire careers as it is so special. When I trained in the newborn nursery I was under the microscope as they are incredibly protective.

This nurse, who was fired, should not be hired again. You are there to promote life and prevent injury or harm. Politics should not matter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:11 PM (WONhk)

241 There's a Supreme Court justice that's really confused and she's saying she doesn't understand.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (o6nWS)

242 Lexie Lawler has been fired from her job. That is as it should be. I like the new rules.
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These are the old rules. Just not enforced. But the new rules needs to ensure she can never be employed in that line of work ever, ever again.

Corrupted Teachers, cops, etc., just move on and get quietly rehired somewhere else. This needs fixed.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (eOudo)

243 Charlie Kirk talked with anyone. That's probably why the demonic left hated him so much.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (8CIFn)

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"Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."

All those outside the narrative need to be eliminated, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (MVWbi)

244 This gay extremist claims he can prove that JD Vance and his wife had sex the day Charlie Kirk died.
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Maybe they have sex every day?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

245 If only I had chosen to become a sportsball player or a rapper, I could afford 8 illegitimate, fatherless children with 3 different baby mamas.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (oT7pT)

246 95. "She refused to have an abortion of (her daughter Bristol's Down's Syndrome son whom she claimed as her grandson, but we saw through that with wishcasting speculation and reporting) Trig, which was the most grievous sin of placing life over death and a violation of the Death Cult Ethos. FOR SHAME!"
Posted by: ShainS

I worked for the McCain/Palin campaign in the Philly region years ago, directly with Palin's team that was under the direction of Nichole Wallace.

Trig IS Sarah Palin's son. There is absolutely no doubt about that. Her husband, parents, and one sister always accompanied her as did her oldest daughter - who was pregnant - and two younger daughters & the baby. (I believe their older son was in the National Guard at that time.)

They were an exceptionally beautiful family, all interested and attentive to the children, especially the baby, Trig. And they were so normal, it was doubly hard to see the nasty, plain and loudmouthed progressives holding up really lousy, hurtful signs and yelling equally lousy comments at the courthouse to the family.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 05:13 PM (NFX2v)

247 Harold Potter and the Mewling Quim

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:13 PM (ehY6c)

248 Counter-challenge.....produce (non-photoshopped) pregnancy photos of Mikey Obama.

Then we'll talk...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 23, 2026 05:13 PM (XjTSo)

249 Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)

I'm so sorry, Tonypete. That's very tragic.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (77rzZ)

250 "These are the old rules. Just not enforced. But the new rules needs to ensure she can never be employed in that line of work ever, ever again."

I wouldn't even want her taking my vitals in a doctor's office setting. She's crazy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (lJ0H4)

251 POLITICSJUST IN: Tim Walz Implicated In Somali Scheme By Convicted Fraudster
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2026 05:06 PM (fXVlG)

I'm conflicted.

On the one hand, convicted fraudster. OTOH, if Walz wasn't involved I'd be stunned.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:09 PM (ExV1e)

Sometimes you have to toss a drowning man an anvil. Let's not forget about the dude that assassinated that MN legislator and her husband for the crime of voting to end Medicare to illegals -- that dude put in writing that Walz asked him to do it!

Walz is a dirty pol, and a CCP asset when he was in the military.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (pJWtt)

252 Maybe they have sex every day?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

I thought they were married.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)

253 The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (s4dsL)

254 Hey now we might get 18-24 inches of snow Sun -Mon. This should be fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (e4I2N)

255 Schuyler Colfax lived in South Bend, Indiana, Pete Buttigieg's town.

There's still an avenue named after him there.

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (77rzZ)

256 Fraser Cain is saying that Europa can be landed on:
youtu.be/Sj3JwQde-b8
No space whales, no "Europa report" calamari, no life in the oceans

Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

257 There's a Supreme Court justice that's really confused and she's saying she doesn't understand.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (o6nWS)

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Senator: "What is a parasite?"

Justice Nominee: "I am not a virologist!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (MVWbi)

258 >>> So what if the Vances deal with grief, anger and stress by having sex?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (8CIFn)


Never accept even the tiniest morsal of a leftist's argument. The only useful response to anything a leftist ever says is, "Fuck you, War."

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (3uBP9)

259 AWFLs are, well, awful people.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 04:59 PM (Ryx1w)
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Who have been turned on a spit to make sure the juices of awfulness get all through. - Axeman

And slathered with The Devil's Own Hot Sauce.

Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (2L+MU)

260 252 Maybe they have sex every day?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

I thought they were married.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (ExV1e)

Heh. That joke seems to get funnier every year to me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 23, 2026 05:16 PM (LxER7)

261 Maybe they have sex every day?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

I thought they were married.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at

Being uptight Republicans maybe they put times for intercourse on some kind of spreadsheet.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:16 PM (8CIFn)

262 I thought the rules were "don't tell me who to love" "love is love" "hands off my body" "stay out of my bedroom" etc

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 05:16 PM (uQzkA)

263 I thought they were married.

You’re a mean one, Mr. Nic.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 23, 2026 05:16 PM (EXyHK)

264 This gay extremist claims he can prove that JD Vance and his wife had sex the day Charlie Kirk died.
____

Maybe they have sex every day?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)
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It's funny because gay guys have anonymous sex in public restrooms, but now are suddenly authorities on decorum.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:17 PM (ZOv7s)

265 >>> Fraser Cain is saying that Europa can be landed on:
youtu.be/Sj3JwQde-b8
No space whales, no "Europa report" calamari, no life in the oceans
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)


What part of, "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there." are they not understanding?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:17 PM (3uBP9)

266 Senator: "What is a parasite?"

Justice Nominee: "I am not a virologist!"
Posted by: ShainS

OK, what's your knowledge of tapeworms like, then?

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

267 255 Schuyler Colfax lived in South Bend, Indiana, Pete Buttigieg's town.

There's still an avenue named after him there.

Avenue has been renamed Comethis Way

Posted by: Jackson at January 23, 2026 05:17 PM (m9XGM)

268 Fraser Cain is saying that Europa can be landed on:
youtu.be/Sj3JwQde-b8
No space whales, no "Europa report" calamari, no life in the oceans

Posted by: gKWVE



I have a technical question. If hydrocarbons are all fossil fuels, what dinosaurs lived on the moon Titan? Because there is an ocean of liquid natural gas there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:18 PM (0U5gm)

269 I know now, that she never forgave herself for that act. I believe she attributed the death of Matthew to her abortion and it directly led to her madness and eventual suicide.

In the best of circumstances there are two victims during an abortion. Oft times, it's many, many more.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)
.......................................
I am so sorry, Tonypete. For all you went through. I am sorry for her as well, as she would be forgiven.

I read a book about this madness after abortion. It clicked that that was what my former friend had hanging onto her. I haven't spoken to her in 20yrs, so I will never know if she's asked God for forgiveness and lessened her burden.

She's the only person I know who had an abortion. In the '70's we were told the "clump of cells" propaganda myth. I saw it differently as a student nurse in OB. And I certainly saw the difference as a mother of two boys.

I hate that your wife felt guilt over the death of your son, on top of everything. I am so sorry you suffered as well.

Fathers are often, even today, never considered how they feel. And many males feel differently from what I can tell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:18 PM (WONhk)

270 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?
Posted by: toby928(c)

Lengthy blog post that covers it:

https://tinyurl.com/52katrnt

Posted by: one hour sober at January 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Y1sOo)

271 I haven't heard Jack (Kennedy) Schlossberg open his demented mouth on Usha's pregnancy as he seemed obsessed with her previously. Maybe the death of his sister recently subdued him. For awhile.

Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2026 05:18 PM (oiNtH)

272 44
That evil nurse was fired today.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:42 PM (3ek7K)

Good. Putting aside just how inherently vile her statement is, no hospital in its right mind would want an L&D nurse on staff wanting women to suffer severe injury in childbirth for any reason, let alone politics. A PR and potential liability nightmare.

Posted by: She'll probably get a job in WA or OR at January 23, 2026 05:18 PM (TbWk/)

273 She seems like a real peach

Rotten to the center

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ia/+0)

274 I'd be a bit concerned about the impending snowstorm if I hadn't already been murdered by tax cuts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (2UnvF)

275 The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 23, 2026 05:14 PM (s4dsL)

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I remember watching the old Dustin Hoffman movie "Outbreak" in a theater, and at the end they flashed some text on the screen that read "The single biggest threat to man’s continued dominance on the planet is a virus."

By which they meant, that humankind was a virus that needs to be eradicated to save Mother Gaia.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MVWbi)

276 I'm surprised that these leftist nut cases aren't suggesting that Donald Trump is faking a pregnancy, or that he is the father of the three kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ELdpA)

277 So, another example of a progressive dummy proudly displaying vile online behavior guaranteed to get them fired, and probably unemployable thereafter.

The apparent inability to link cause and effect is curious. I doubt that Birth Woman wanted to be fired. Yet she made it certain.

I do recall something an industrial psychologist told us during our required annual "don't be a dumbass" training. That people put things on the internet with the intention and understanding that their audience is a few friends, instead of what it really is: the whole world.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (lsrsS)

278 So what if the Vances deal with grief, anger and stress by having sex?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:07 PM (8CIFn)
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That's sick.

Posted by: People Who Think Sex is Sacred And Your Own Business at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (krQz2)

279 Avenue has been renamed Comethis Way
Posted by: Jackson

What the hell is "Comethis?"

Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

280 265 >>> Fraser Cain is saying that Europa can be landed on:
youtu.be/Sj3JwQde-b8
No space whales, no "Europa report" calamari, no life in the oceans
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)


What part of, "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there." are they not understanding?


But landing in Uranus is OK...

Posted by: Pete Buttijudge at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (m9XGM)

281 haunted vagina > spooky slot
Posted by: fd
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Casper Cooch
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Creepy Cleft
Posted by: banana Dream
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Ghostly Gash
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The. Doomsday. Machine.
Posted by: James T. Kirk
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Voracious Velvet Vacuum
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North Anus
Posted by: Perry Nayum, Esq

Quim Quake

Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (QVmho)

282 Love is Love.

Posted by: Sodomites Everywhere at January 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R/m4+)

283 265 >>> Fraser Cain is saying that Europa can be landed on:
youtu.be/Sj3JwQde-b8
No space whales, no "Europa report" calamari, no life in the oceans
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:15 PM (gKWVE)


What part of, "All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there." are they not understanding?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:17 PM (3uBP9)

Is The Monolith gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: 1x4x9 at January 23, 2026 05:20 PM (TbWk/)

284 Annie's Hall

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)

285 It baffles me how willing lefties are to put there murderous, demonic fantasies on the Internet for the world to see.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 23, 2026 05:20 PM (8CIFn)

286 What the hell is "Comethis?"
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

Twenty bucks?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (LxER7)

287 ICE KIDNAPPED A KID!!! A KID!!!

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Don't worry they quickly took him to Planned Parenthood and had him aborted, so no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (Wnqw0)

288 Fathers are often, even today, never considered how they feel. And many males feel differently from what I can tell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat



Funny how everyone focuses on the mother and her rights. There are three people involved; the mother, the father and the baby. And the one truly innocent of the three is the one facing death.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (0U5gm)

289 What the hell is "Comethis?"
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

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Very similar to a Dickfer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (2UnvF)

290 > It baffles me how willing lefties are to put there murderous, demonic fantasies on the Internet for the world to see.
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Have you seen some of the comments here?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (qwVdq)

291 All About Summer's Eve

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

292 In the best of circumstances there are two victims during an abortion. Oft times, it's many, many more.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 05:10 PM (cYBz/)
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Yes. Abortion corrupts the very soul. I've never met a stable woman who had an abortion. We had a neighbor a few doors down in the old neighborhood, and she was an artist, super-liberal, super pro-choice, and "shouted her abortion," which happened when she was younger and the father was a talented musician, and she knows exactly how old the kid would be, probably an immense talent, but the timing was wrong for her career, and the man left after it happened but she's super happy and never thinks about it at all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:22 PM (ZOv7s)

293 279 Avenue has been renamed Comethis Way
Posted by: Jackson

What the hell is "Comethis?"
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)

First cousin to Walkthis

Posted by: Gave her just a little kiss, like this at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)

294 ace, ace, AAACCCE!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (official WhiteHOUSE account!!)

https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42

you must post this on the cafe thread!!

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (g47mK)

295 Macabre muffin

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

296 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (lsrsS)
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It seems to me that you have to graduate an obstacle course in order to be an online prog.

They have to see if you can, in all circumstances, step on your dick with every step?

"That second to last tire, you missed your dick. You'll have to repeat the obstacle course until you get it right."

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (krQz2)

297 What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?
Posted by: toby928(c)

Chongo lives on Danger Island and can only speak in chirps and monkey calls.

Posted by: Oh No, Chongo at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (R/m4+)

298 EMBRACE!

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (g47mK)

299 Wife had an abortion in the 70's. Haunts her every day of her life; long before we met/married. Redemption by Christ saved her but it never leaves her what she did.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ehY6c)

300 >>> What the hell is "Comethis?"
Posted by: Bulg at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (77rzZ)
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Very similar to a Dickfer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 05:21 PM (2UnvF)


I saw Comethis & Dickfer open for BOFA & ligma at the House of Blues back in '98.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:24 PM (3uBP9)

301 Jeet? Not familiar with that one.

Also, these people are fucking horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

302 I'm surprised that these leftist nut cases aren't suggesting that Donald Trump is faking a pregnancy, or that he is the father of the three kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:19 PM (ELdpA)
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Someone find out what noted gynecologist Andrew Sullivan thinks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

303 *Chongo lives on Danger Island and can only speak in chirps and monkey calls.*


Like this?

https://youtu.be/nWglfC5CNS4

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 23, 2026 05:25 PM (2Ez/1)

304 This gay extremist claims he can prove that JD Vance and his wife had sex the day Charlie Kirk died.


What a fu*king freak.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:25 PM (2WIwB)

305 Jeet?

No, jew?

Posted by: Yall hongry? at January 23, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

306 Dusty graveyards of men's bones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

307 Karoline Leavitt appears to have good birthing qualities. Reminds me of Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan. Good pioneer stock.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2026 05:26 PM (/lPRQ)

308 299 Wife had an abortion in the 70's. Haunts her every day of her life; long before we met/married. Redemption by Christ saved her but it never leaves her what she did.
Posted by: kingsman

The healing power of forgiveness. Catholic Church has sacrament of confession. If only the screeching harpies would look past their prejudice and realize the Church is trying to help them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)

309 Fortunately God is forgiving if you ask forgiveness and repent of your sins. Even abortion. But calling evil good is a grievous sin, and so many people do just that.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (pDt9x)

310 Spooky Stadge?

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (o3VOa)

311 Wife had an abortion in the 70's. Haunts her every day of her life; long before we met/married. Redemption by Christ saved her but it never leaves her what she did.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ehY6c)
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My wife is more pro-life than I am, but had she done this, I'd never stop reminding her that she is a new creation.

You think Pompeii killed no babies? The Lord can absorb her sin much in the same way. His grace abounds.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (krQz2)

312 Jeet?

No, jew?
Posted by: Yall hongry? at January 23, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

Wait, Usha is not Jewish, right? Or is Jeet a disparaging word for Jew? Is that the joke that Tucker and Fuentes are jew obsessed?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

313 After watching these and dozens of hate-porn videos like them, I think we can all agree that we're confronted by actual, real-deal evil, right? I mean, there's no question regarding the threat we face here or the kind of struggle we're in, is there?

Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (DPeYO)

314 They have to see if you can, in all circumstances, step on your dick with every step?

"That second to last tire, you missed your dick. You'll have to repeat the obstacle course until you get it right."
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (krQz2)
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Based on appearance, I think the challenges are more like pancake eating, not anything requiring physical effort.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

315 In case of fire we had aprons with six large pockets to put the babies in to evacuate, who were not on vents or IV's or oxygen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:11 PM (WONhk)

This made me cry in a wonderful way. God bless you and all nurses who truly care.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (k9OZB)

316 If i were a terrorist and i was married to the above ladies, i would store all my weapons and bombs in their cute but hatingly decorated bedrooms.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (EyfuW)

317 58
Bulg,

Who gives a shit what she looks like.

She is an evil piece of shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3ek7K)


This is where i end up every time someone starts talking about how AOC isn't that bad. Dude, i'm sorry, looks don't mean that much. She sounds like Lucifer's press secretary everytime she opens her mouth.

Posted by: Nelly at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (7gpcF)

318 Republican women in a small city like DC, naturally synch up their cycles of ovulations and they all get pregnant together, so they can start their own Learing Center.

Posted by: Mr. Science at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2)

319 Translation:

Did you eat?

No, did you?

Posted by: Yall hongry? at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

320 Andrew Sullivan beat you little poofs by like two decades. Y'all ain't Carrot Top with a standing gig at the MGM. Get some new material.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (06Hmj)

321 Apparently libs cannot resist the temptation of posting their most extreme depraved thoughts on TikTok or X or wherever for the world to see. You'd think these people would have enough sense to not do that, especially if you're in a sensitive profession such as health care, as surely your employer would find out and shitcan you post-haste for bringing disreputation to their business/hospital. Libs just aren't very bright.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (XMwZJ)

322 What the hell is "Comethis?"

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (Kt19C)

323 318 Republican women in a small city like DC, naturally synch up their cycles of ovulations and they all get pregnant together, so they can start their own Learing Center.
Posted by: Mr. Science at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2)

Bill Nye, is that you?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x)

324 Knew one girl in HS and one in college who had abortions. Ruined both of them. Truly sad stuff, even back then when I was too young to really think or pray about it and appreciate the toll it had on them. Thinking back on it now just makes me sad for their souls.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (o3VOa)

325 https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42

you must post this on the cafe thread!!
Posted by: runner
.......

Yoo hoo, Duncanthrax?

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (UjdFS)

326 I believe that today is the 2026 March For Life.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (SRRAx)

327 Fortunately God is forgiving if you ask forgiveness and repent of your sins. Even abortion. But calling evil good is a grievous sin, and so many people do just that.
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (pDt9x)
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There are special ministries to console women who had abortion and experience God's forgiveness. Much of the madness we see is demonic energy that they draw upon to keep going. Being too proud to seek forgiveness, they deny the sin, but the guilt and shame remains, so they use it to fuel their endless wrath.

The fallen angels hate us, and rejoice at our shameful behavior. Convincing mothers to kill their children goes a long way back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)

328 My first girlfriend got pregnant, and I asked her to marry me.

She declined and had an abortion against my strident wishes.

She subsequently got pregnant again (what can I say, we were both poor white trash) but sadly had a miscarriage.

And she never forgave ME for that (you see, it was my fault -- not her guilt) ... and ended our relationship, despite my continuing to ask her to marry me.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:30 PM (MVWbi)

329 AOC was never all that, those nostrils belong on a gorilla. Now her haunches and backside looks like a hippo. No thanks.

Posted by: Mr. Science At The Zoo at January 23, 2026 05:30 PM (oftw2)

330 Ooh, Preggers-Gate!

That'll git him!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 23, 2026 04:55 PM (LxER7)

The vaginal walls are closing in.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at January 23, 2026 05:30 PM (bWR5k)

331 Fecundity must be a lie!

It just encourages right-wingers!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (krQz2)

332 She sounds like Lucifer's press secretary everytime she opens her mouth.
Posted by: Nelly at January 23, 2026 05:28 PM (7gpcF)
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I'd assume that the great deceiver would hire a press flack that isn't a fucking retard, but that's just me.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (o3VOa)

333 Something will happen,. One group will hurt the other group too much. Then more things will happen if you are alive.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (EyfuW)

334 313 After watching these and dozens of hate-porn videos like them, I think we can all agree that we're confronted by actual, real-deal evil, right? I mean, there's no question regarding the threat we face here or the kind of struggle we're in, is there?
Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (DPeYO)
.........................................

I pray against this and other evil every night. It's really all I can do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (WONhk)

335 Pinguin: But why do I see over there in the snow only one set of foot prints, a time that I truly remember was my most challenging and difficult?

Trump: Because my dear friend, that was when I was carrying you.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (3uBP9)

336 The AWFLs can keep it real tight for quite awhile, but they can't compete with youth. Once that reality slaps them, they're meaner & more competitive but often much lonelier.

If it continues in our society, women's suicide rates will climb too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (NFX2v)

337 Shades of "Sarah Palin's down syndrome kid is really her daughters." Even after the daughter had an actual unplanned baby a few months later. Forgetting the name of the MFM journo who would not drop his goofy theory.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (hhkIi)

338 318 Republican women in a small city like DC, naturally synch up their cycles of ovulations and they all get pregnant together, so they can start their own Learing Center.
Posted by: Mr. Science

I still laugh at the Learing Center jokes. And then I remember that the full name was the "Quality Learing Center", then I laugh some more.

I laugh mostly because I can't call down fire and brimstone down upon all the perps and enablers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Dv3i1)

339 Christ said to Paul after he asked Him to remove the thorn from his flesh, My grace is sufficient for thee for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Thanks lord for grace undeserved.









Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (ehY6c)

340 Chagos, Ile de France (Mauritius), and the Seychelles were French colonies, all run separately. They were ceded to England after the fall of Napoleon. Britain grouped Chagos and Mauritius together under one administration, and when Mauritius asked for independence, Chagos was not part of the deal.

This is not being described correctly in many stories. There was no connection between them, and Mauritius was not concerned about it until they thought they could get some money out of it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (0U5gm)

341 There are no penguins in Greenland. They were kicked out by the Inuits in the late 1800s.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (vFG9F)

342 Nood. Tiny tupperware.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)

343 Haunted vag? Clammityville Horror

Oh, nood. Microplastics

Posted by: Rex B at January 23, 2026 05:33 PM (oEMAv)

344 NOOD Microplastics Fraud

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:33 PM (MVWbi)

345 Fecundity must be a lie!

It just encourages right-wingers!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:31 PM (krQz2)
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The Roe Effect is real. That's why they try to corrupt and prey upon the children they didn't have.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:33 PM (ZOv7s)

346 Meanwhile, a federal judge in Boston blocked the Trump administration this week from detaining or otherwise retaliating" against pro-Palestinian academics and student protesters on college campuses nationwide...

OK, asshole.
That doesn't mean I can't. If any of those raghead goat lovers get in my way to class, I get to exercise my rights , right? That means exercising reasonable force vs their reasonable force; and suing the living sh*t outta the university. Right, judge?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (2WIwB)

347
I'm Sure someone posted this before, but apparently Jeet is a rude slang word for someone of Indian descent-hence, about Usha Vance. In this case That's what the internet says, anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (ELdpA)

348 After watching these and dozens of hate-porn videos like them, I think we can all agree that we're confronted by actual, real-deal evil, right? I mean, there's no question regarding the threat we face here or the kind of struggle we're in, is there?
Posted by: troyriser at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (DPeYO)
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The Lord has told you the world is evil.

The more you see stuff like this, the more grows your Knowledge of Good and Evil. The terms the first man bargained for. You end up nodding to the Lord's wisdom.

Do not love this world or anything in it (except, the people, obv.)

What we're seeing these days is what I call the "Babelic urge". Man will fix himself and live on his terms. And Mankind borrows from what it at the same time spurns.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (krQz2)

349
What is Mauritius claim to the Chagos?

They deserve it just for being the pompatus of love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (pkeXY)

350 Clamityville Horror

LMAO

Threadwinner at the buzzer. Well played

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (o3VOa)

351 Is there no way to deprive these igno-imbies (yah, ignorant imbeciles) of social media oxygen? They keep trying to outdo each other in stupidly outrageous attention-whoring. Need an all-purpose humiliating putdown to slam at them when they start, bad enough to shut them up and deter further competition in the Dummycunt stakes. We must take the air out of these empowered imbeciles!

Posted by: Clio Weeps at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (kSAM8)

352 And she never forgave ME for that (you see, it was my fault -- not her guilt) ... and ended our relationship, despite my continuing to ask her to marry me.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:30 PM (MVWbi)

I am sorry for you having to deal with this after offering to do the right thing.

This is the common thread of stories I read about the fathers...THEY want to do the right thing as a majority. Oh, sure, some just go along. But many try.

Bless you.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)

353 I'm Sure someone posted this before, but apparently Jeet is a rude slang word for someone of Indian descent-hence, about Usha Vance. In this case That's what the internet says, anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (ELdpA)
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Yup. And it makes me sick when used like that. It's a categorical error combined with a personal intemperance.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (krQz2)

354 >>>AOC was never all that, those nostrils belong on a gorilla. Now her haunches and backside looks like a hippo. No thanks.

Posted by: Mr. Science At The Zoo

>When you hit 29 yrs old, you might reconsider your life choices because Donkey Chompers is beginning to look like she's had too many helpings of rice and beans.

Building up the birthing hips?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (oT7pT)

355 Yoo hoo, Duncanthrax?
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2026 05:29 PM (UjdFS)

those two in the pic are REAL AMERICANS!

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (g47mK)

356 thought the rules were "don't tell me who to love" "love is love" "hands off my body" "stay out of my bedroom" etc
Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 05:16 PM (uQzkA)

(D)ifferent (R)ules

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ryx1w)

357 i heard it’s katie miller

Posted by: cherries in season at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (0Wbrb)

358 315 In case of fire we had aprons with six large pockets to put the babies in to evacuate, who were not on vents or IV's or oxygen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:11 PM (WONhk)

This made me cry in a wonderful way. God bless you and all nurses who truly care.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 05:27 PM (k9OZB)
...............................

Thank you, however it was an honor and the best job of my career of many good jobs. I think I took care of 1000 babies as being one of the first to care for them. And I loved every single one.Only worked weekends.

I have ONE photo of me holding a pediatrician friend of mine's baby in the window of the newborn nursery after her first bath.

The only photo of me as a new grad with my cap was by my proud aunt. I'd taken the cap home for Christmas, and she wanted to see me in it. I am glaring at the camera and it's my Nurse Ratched photo for my husband's delight. Also how I looked at 2 or three doctors as a charge RN.

We were told never, ever to wear that cap outside of the hospital. I guess I thought the main instructor would sense me doing this 1000mi away or I'd turn into a pillar of salt. I do love it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (WONhk)

359 Not to bring math into this, but Vance + Leavitt = TWO pregnancies. Who's the third mom-to-be, and why is she not even mentioned?

Posted by: MrExcitement at January 23, 2026 06:05 PM (ovdkm)

360 311 Wife had an abortion in the 70's. Haunts her every day of her life; long before we met/married. Redemption by Christ saved her but it never leaves her what she did.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (ehY6c)
..........................................
She's forgiven, dear man. Remind her often. She's loved by you and Christ.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (WONhk)

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