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Daily Tech News 18 January 2026

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  • Same: Elon Musk wants $134 billion in his OpenAI lawsuit. (Tech Crunch)
    The figure comes from expert witness C. Paul Wazzan, a financial economist whose bio says he has been deposed nearly 100 times and testified at trial more than a dozen times in complex commercial litigation cases.
    I have acted as an expert witness once. You couldn't pay me enough to do it again... Though $134 billion would be tempting.
    Wazzan, who specializes in valuation and damages calculations in high-stakes disputes, determined that Musk is entitled to a hefty portion of OpenAI's current $500 billion valuation based on his $38 million seed donation when he co-founded the startup in 2015.
    Much of the article is devoted to ad-hominem attacks by the partisan lunatics at Tech Crunch, who think fraud is okay against people for whom they feel irrational hatred.


  • Better be quick, Elon because an analysis of OpenAI's finances suggests they could run out of money as soon as 2027. (Tom's Hardware)

    If you're wondering why the beancounters at the big memory manufacturers are being wary of rapid expansion in the face of unprecedented demand, well, it's because they are able to read a spreadsheet and they do not like what they see.


Tech News

  • Also because they are. Well, not Samsung but Micron has broken ground on its new $100 billion, 1.2 million square foot factory in upstate New York, which is expected to be in production by 2030. (The Register)

    They originally planned to start construction in 2024, but were delayed by bats.
    The megafab - which would displace 500 acres of woods and wetlands, as well as two endangered species of bats - is scheduled to begin producing DRAM chips by 2030.

    Micron said it will create 1,216 acres of off-site bat habitat including maternity roosts to mitigate the potential damage its fab will cause to the Indiana and northern long-eared bat populations, as well as 628 acres of land to offset impacts to the sedge wren, short-eared owl, and northern harrier bird populations.
    Part of the land the factory will be built on is swamp, so Micron has been obligated to build a new swamp to replace the old one.


  • Hardware Unboxed reported that there were no Nvidia RTX 5070 Ti review cards to be had for a planned model roundup, that Asus told them the 5070 Ti was "end of life", and that Australian retailers reported that there was zero stock of any model at suppliers.

    Nvidia insisted this was all lies and slander and slanderous lies and every model of the RTX 5000 lineup was still in production.

    For the real story, let's check Newegg, since their site can easily be filtered to exclude second-hand and out-of-stock items and cards from strange marketplace sellers in Uzbekistan.

    Total 5090 models available at any price: Zero.
    5080 - one, at 80% over MSRP.
    5070 Ti - one, at 40% over MSRP.
    5070 - 8 models starting at close to MSRP.
    5060 Ti 16GB - I initially found none at all, but a second search dug out one card.
    5060 Ti 8GB - the model all the reviews told you not to buy is readily available starting at MSRP.
    5060 - 20+ models in stock starting at MSRP.
    5050 - 4 models in stock starting at MSRP.

    So if you're looking for a low-end card or for the mid-range 12GB 5070, you're in luck - they're in stock and selling for their listed prices. But the cards with 16GB or more VRAM are gone.

    On the AMD side things are a little better. The three 16GB cards - the 9060 XT, 9070, and 9070 XT - all show multiple models available, but all starting at 5% to 20% above MSRP, a problem that has persisted since they launched except for a few short weeks late last year.

    Advantage: Team Unboxed.


  • Well, that's... Something. Intel's Bartlett Lake embedded processors will bring up to 12 P-cores (full-size performance cores) and no E (efficiency / low power cores) running at up to 5.9GHz to Socket FC-LGA16A for the embedded market. (WCCFTech)

    No Intel consumer CPU has ever had 12 P cores; the largest number ever was with the 10-core 10900 introduced in 2020, and subsequent to that the maximum has been 8.

    But, you point out, these are embedded CPUs, not consumer models.

    True. But Socket FC-LGA16A is better known as Socket 1700, the same one used by Intel's 12th, 13th, and 14th generation desktop CPUs, and for which inexpensive motherboards supporting both DDR4 and DDR5 are readily available.

    Might be worth keeping an eye out for these.


  • There are no cheap PCIe 4.0 switches to expand the number of lanes available in PC motherboards... Except motherboard chipsets like the AMD B650 which does exactly that so people are using it in unintended ways. (WCCFTech)

    I mentioned this before but this is a nice roundup with pictures of expansion cards using the B650 to provide four additional M.2 slots and four SATA ports in a half-height form factor.

    It's an open source project but it would be interesting to see someone pick it up and run with it.


  • Rebuilding New York... In Minecraft. (Tom's Hardware)

    A project born of the Wuflu lockdown and weaponised autism. It's legitimately impressive.




  • Speaking of which, I played some more Hytale. Despite being in early access and its developers apologising for its unpolished state, it's a fun game - and it only costs $20.

    The best way to think of it is that it's not a pure Minecraft clone but a combination of the best features of Minecraft and older action RPGs like Torchlight. The world can be taken apart and rebuilt block-by-block - mostly - but it's faster-paced and more action-oriented than Minecraft, and has story elements that Minecraft is mostly lacking.


  • In praise of tyranny: Nearly 5 million social media accounts have been shut down in Australia, and the New York Times thinks that's a good thing. (New York Times)

    What The Times largely avoids mentioning is that the teenagers affected immediately created new accounts and worked around the ban. Traffic from the sites to Australia has not been reduced at all since the ban went into effect.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: The ice isn't melting. WHY ISN'T THE ICE MELTING?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:05 AM




Comments

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 04:05 AM (O6Vyi)

2 Boinged again!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 04:07 AM (qlUA+)

3 Howdy.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 18, 2026 04:09 AM (BLOW1)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 04:29 AM (sAmhv)

5 Evening . . . and morning . . . insomaniacals . . .

I use ellipses for effect to show how sloooowly I'm moving here. A certain black cat, who shall remain nameless except that his name rhymes with "Hurling," woke me by leaping across me. Again. I *think* he's trying to get his little sister Dagny to leave the bed and play with him Or to get me up for his breakfast -- which he is NOT going to get for two more hours. Dammit.

Ahem. Good evening and morning, all. Whassup?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 04:37 AM (wzUl9)

6 w00t

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 04:40 AM (SSiCQ)

7 Movies! is showing the 1960s version of Stagecoach, with Ann-Margret, Stefanie Powers, Mike Connors, Bing Crosby, and Red Buttons. Just prior to it, the schedule says, they ran the original 1939 one with John Wayne.

Alex Cord plays the Wayne role, and he's not *bad,* but he's no Wayne.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 04:42 AM (wzUl9)

8 Crowded House - It's Only Natural
New to me.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 04:52 AM (SSiCQ)

9 Good Morning Everyone

It's actually off to bed for me. Coming up on 2 AM Sunday here in the Peoples Republic (Commiefornia).

Wolfus - I watched a little of 1966 Stagecoach. Also has Slim Pickins as I think the Stagecoach driver. Can't mistake that accent of his!

And Ann Margaret....Mmmmmm - wistful smile...... heading off to my bunk...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2026 04:58 AM (QGaXH)

10 Minecrafty NY

Aw, man, at about 0:30, my fear of heights kicked in bigtime.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 04:59 AM (SSiCQ)

11 So with the memory shit, has anyone done any speculation on how many system integrators are possibly going to go out of business because no one is going to be able to afford to buy a new PC from them because of how expensive they are going to have to make the computers? You know businesses like Meta PCs, Falcon Northwest, etc.

Posted by: buzzion at January 18, 2026 04:59 AM (3tZV2)

12 9 here in the Peoples Republic (Commiefornia)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2026 04:58 AM (QGaXH)

Sympathies.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 05:01 AM (SSiCQ)

13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXYxGFbsBs

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 18, 2026 05:05 AM (jrgJz)

14 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 05:08 AM (AN2gy)

15 Well Happy-ish Sunday Morning to you all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Sunday . . . at January 18, 2026 05:11 AM (3ZUWJ)

16 Yeah, the system integrator thing has crossed my mind. My current system is a Puget Systems build and it's getting up there in age.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 18, 2026 05:14 AM (/HDaX)

17 I have worked in some facilities where their 6 foot in diameter air handling equipment would suggest a considerable underground capacity. These things are typically considered meat processing facilities.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 05:18 AM (BSdIE)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 18, 2026 05:18 AM (tljrc)

19 15 Well Happy-ish Sunday Morning to you all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Sunday . . . at January 18, 2026 05:11 AM (3ZUWJ)

On the Sunday morning sidewalks, wishin' Lord, that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday, makes a body feel alone
And there's nothin' short of dyin', half as lonesome as the sound
On the sleepin' city side walks, Sunday mornin' comin' down

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 05:18 AM (SSiCQ)

20 On the Sunday morning sidewalks, wishin' Lord, that I was stoned
'Cause there's something in a Sunday, makes a body feel alone
And there's nothin' short of dyin', half as lonesome as the sound
On the sleepin' city side walks, Sunday mornin' comin' down
Posted by: m at January 18, 2026


***
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad --
So I had one more for dessert. . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 05:22 AM (wzUl9)

21 These kind of occurrences are going to end up much worse:

https://tinyurl.com/bn9w8hbd

Leftists terrorists need a dead or alive bounty on their heads.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 05:29 AM (UUvzi)

22 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 05:29 AM (Ia/+0)

23 11 So with the memory shit, has anyone done any speculation on how many system integrators are possibly going to go out of business because no one is going to be able to afford to buy a new PC from them because of how expensive they are going to have to make the computers? You know businesses like Meta PCs, Falcon Northwest, etc.
Posted by: buzzion


Yeah, it's going to be a big problem. Even if people buy 32GB instead of 64GB, you're paying three times as much for half the RAM.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 18, 2026 05:30 AM (BLOW1)

24 40 F. this morning and breezy, now that last night's light rain has blown out. High today is expected to be 50, and a low Mon. morning about 36. Maybe I'll be able to work out this p.m.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 05:42 AM (wzUl9)

25 moar covfefe

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 05:43 AM (SSiCQ)

26 >>>Yeah, it's going to be a big problem. Even if people buy 32GB instead of 64GB, you're paying three times as much for half the RAM.

Posted by: Pixy Misa

>I bought a new notebook and it came with a Taiwanese AI stalker profiling me for facial recognition. I'm tempted to show it nothing but my junk because that's where the big money is at.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 05:43 AM (BSdIE)

27 >>> I bought a new notebook and it came with a Taiwanese AI stalker profiling me for facial recognition. I'm tempted to show it nothing but my junk because that's where the big money is at.

Does that mean you would have to unzip whenever you log in? Things could get awkward at the local internet cafe.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 05:49 AM (AN2gy)

28 27 >>> I bought a new notebook and it came with a Taiwanese AI stalker profiling me for facial recognition. I'm tempted to show it nothing but my junk because that's where the big money is at.

Does that mean you would have to unzip whenever you log in? Things could get awkward at the local internet cafe.
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 05:49 AM (AN2gy)

He was in the pool!

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 05:52 AM (SSiCQ)

29 >>>Does that mean you would have to unzip whenever you log in? Things could get awkward at the local internet cafe.

Posted by: fluffy

>Sacrifices must be made. I have no considerable financial assets so it must be seeking an identity wholly my own. I'm not shy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 05:56 AM (BSdIE)

30 If the ambient temperature is above 70deg, most of the ladies would be interested in my profile. Cold weather is a blocker.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 06:03 AM (BSdIE)

31 I slept over 9 hours, catching up what I missed during the week

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:04 AM (Ia/+0)

32 Gabriel
@gbrl_dick
Jan 16
caught the 3yo walking into the house with a handful of gravel. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.

why on earth would you do that? “well i’ve already done yours and mum’s bed.”

sure enough, corner of the bed is crumpled. pull the covers back and there’s a handful of gravel right in the middle of the bed. he’d even remade it afterwards. unbelievable.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 06:05 AM (SSiCQ)

33 Wake up and smile! It's going to be a bright new day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 06:06 AM (BSdIE)

34 caught the 3yo walking into the house with a handful of gravel. when i asked him what it was for he said, “im going to put it in my bed”.

why on earth would you do that? “well i’ve already done yours and mum’s bed.”

sure enough, corner of the bed is crumpled. pull the covers back and there’s a handful of gravel right in the middle of the bed. he’d even remade it afterwards. unbelievable.
Posted by: m at January 18, 2026


***
The spirit of experimentation! Something tells me this kid will be a bright light in the world of Science in about twenty years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)

35 I've had breakfast, fed the furry thugs, smoked a short pipe, and now have to think about shaving and showering. And it ain't even light outside yet.

On the other hand, it's less than three hours to the Book Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

36 I do hope that the lunatic screaming at that guy had to quit filming because he had that phone rammed down his throat

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:13 AM (0KSrI)

37 Good morning, it's raining inside the Beltway. A chilly rain.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 18, 2026 06:15 AM (MmTZZ)

38 Snow flurries here on Perdido Key, FL.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 18, 2026 06:17 AM (Y1sOo)

39 I upgraded the Thinkpad X200, but I think the limits posted had more to do with what Windows 7 could handle. It said max was a 256gb drive. It's reading a tb drive. RAM limited to 4gb but it's reading 8gb okay. It's running Mint. It's a strange laptop, very ruggidized with a screen that can use a stylus. I have no idea what I'll do with it.

And, if anyone is putting linux on old Macbook Pros or Airs, use LMDE. It's Mint based on Debian. For some reason, it handles the GPUs better. I get distortion on the Mint start up screens, but not with LMDE. Both use Cinnamon desktop and look identical.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 06:20 AM (+mUZM)

40 >>>Snow flurries here on Perdido Key, FL.

Posted by: one hour sober

>Heh? What? I live on the continental divide here in the Rocky Mountains and it is 50 to 60 deg during the day. Okay, 23 at night, but WTF?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 06:23 AM (BSdIE)

41 37 Good morning, it's raining inside the Beltway. A chilly rain.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway
...................................................
Outside the beltway too. Expecting snow later. Probably just an inch or two. The local newzcasts will be orgasmic with fearpron.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 06:24 AM (sAmhv)

42 Refresh of snow we got yesterday again

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:26 AM (Ia/+0)

43 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Got a conundrum this morning. A professor has emailed me with a question regarding his grade calculations in the learning management system.

Do I answer his question NOW, on a Sunday? Or do I wait until Tuesday when I'm technically back on the clock?

How much should I charge him for trying to get me to do math on a Sunday?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 06:28 AM (ESVrU)

44 And, if anyone is putting linux on old Macbook Pros or Airs, use LMDE. It's Mint based on Debian. For some reason, it handles the GPUs better. I get distortion on the Mint start up screens, but not with LMDE. Both use Cinnamon desktop and look identical.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
..............................
I have Linux Mint 22.2 on an old HP laptop. It has a Radeon GPU and it will occasionally go dark, recover, go dark again, etc. I just reboot and it's fine. See a boat load of errors (GPU) before it reboots. LM does not like that GPU

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 06:28 AM (sAmhv)

45 It's another cold snap going through the Midwest down to FL. It's already warmer than yesterday's high.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 06:29 AM (+mUZM)

46 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

47 >>>Got a conundrum this morning. A professor has emailed me with a question regarding his grade calculations in the learning management system.

Do I answer his question NOW, on a Sunday? Or do I wait until Tuesday when I'm technically back on the clock?

How much should I charge him for trying to get me to do math on a Sunday?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>Let it go until Tuesday. Not your problem. Enjoy your weekend.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 06:32 AM (BSdIE)

48 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 18, 2026 06:33 AM (Cjt/F)

49 "Perfessor" Squirrel

If you answer him now, you create a new standard. Word may get around, and quick action will be the expectation. At the expense of your down time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

50 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: What a world, what a world...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2026 06:35 AM (X4XpB)

51 You might try LMDE on it. That sounds like the capacitor issue on the 2011 15" Macbook Pros. Mimt is Ubuntu based and that is supposed to handle hardware well. LMDE is Debian based. Maybe it doesn't put the same load pn the GPU? Dunno, but the 17" MBP seems more stable with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 06:35 AM (+mUZM)

52 100 year old wins medal after helping to liberate France. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/5n8x4nr3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 06:37 AM (rZCVI)

53 Road is covered again, they did clear off yesterday afternoon as it got above freezing late in the day

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:37 AM (Ia/+0)

54 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

What is going on in your world?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

55 >>>If you answer him now, you create a new standard. Word may get around, and quick action will be the expectation. At the expense of your down time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

>Don't do what I would do and tell him to 'fuck off.' That's why I am currently unemployed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 06:41 AM (BSdIE)

56 Wait...
They're Indiana bats in northern NY?

Being pro-illegal alien has really gone too far. Just send them home and let Indiana build a swamp for them. Criminy.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 06:43 AM (MU2We)

57 Sing for joy the praise of God. Psalm 149:5-6

International Fellowship of Christians and Jews devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/4f882kk3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 06:44 AM (rZCVI)

58 Morning peeps

It's a balmy 12F this morning here in Bourbon Country. It won't break 30F today, but the sun will shine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 06:45 AM (U2OZr)

59 Martini Farmer

Hit single digit temps earlier this morning. Getting warmer. Yesterday was cold and windy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

60 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

What is going on in your world?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Not a whole lot, actually.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2026 06:48 AM (X4XpB)

61 Morning all.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 06:49 AM (ZxPkt)

62 Captain Obvious,

Thats good, for your state. Could be worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

63 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 18, 2026 06:50 AM (2Ez/1)

64 I guess Mass has a rule saying schools can't let kids play outside when temperatures drop below some magic number, so my daughter kept her nursery school aged kids home and everyone went skating. Good solution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 06:50 AM (s5hGr)

65 Could be worse.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:50 AM (u82oZ)
-----------
Could be raining...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2026 06:51 AM (X4XpB)

66 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2026 06:54 AM (X4XpB)

67 After that little clip in the ONT I was forced to put Marshall Tucker on. I'm gonna follow it up with Pure Prairie League, and recreate my college years.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 06:55 AM (xRPmS)

68 >>> I guess Mass has a rule saying schools can't let kids play outside when temperatures drop below some magic number,

22F with windchill, per AI summary.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 06:55 AM (AN2gy)

69 I have been looking at the accumulation of a lifetime, and sorting it out. Donating some to charity or a local thrift shop, tossing it out, or putting it in a smaller box for future sorting.

I found some unusual items like a battery powered pencil sharpener of my late wife's. Or a Duracell coppertop AAA battery that expired in 2004, still with a charge of 1 volt. It was well protected.

Started to go through my pictures. Brought back a lot of memories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

70 >>> After that little clip in the ONT I was forced to put Marshall Tucker on. I'm gonna follow it up with Pure Prairie League, and recreate my college years.

I listened to Wet Willie last night.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 06:56 AM (AN2gy)

71 Good morning! Well, the fat stock show started and the weather is %^&*# cold! 23 degrees on the patio...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 18, 2026 06:57 AM (3Ope8)

72 PSA: when the temps get really cold where you are, be careful with those space heaters. Keep them away from furniture, drapes and anything else flammable... including pets and kids.
----------
Every winter around here there's a spate of house fires when it gets really cold and people turn to space heaters. Electric or propane. Last year around the holidays a house burned to the ground, killing the family. It was one of several such fires that year. And the old, wood framed or (like us) modular homes go up like tinder.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 06:59 AM (U2OZr)

73 NBC stubbornly persists in referring to Renee Good's lesbian girlfriend as her "widow", despite full well knowing they were not married.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 06:59 AM (5xBgn)

74 This is the coldest part of winter now. Warming up starts about mid Feb. So far the weather man (and women) are always negative with the weather since Global Warming plays a part in their forecasts. Very few forecasters admit that GW is a scam.

Posted by: Colin at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (wlQdF)

75 fluffy

The rule for schools here is -20 ℉, or below zero temp.

School busses are no longer diesel, because the anti-pollution requirements made them unreliable, and DEF was a pain to add. So gas busses don't gum up like very cold diesel fuel will.

I found out one cold morning, when diesel froze in the fuel lines, even with a lot of additives. Was stuck on the road, by a curve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

76 ""Sweetheart, don't move. There's an 8-foot python on you." Those were the words Australian woman Rachel Bloor heard from her husband." The degree of difficulty is the snake came in through a second story window. Once again proving that everything in Australia is out to kill you.

https://is.gd/MlTkUa

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (HTCU3)

77 I guess Retard decided to call out the Minnesota NG to police the Soros riots. He should try my idea of soaking everyone with water cannons first; it is 4 degrees in Minneapolis this morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 07:03 AM (7hx0x)

78 >The degree of difficulty is the snake came in through a second story window.
---

was it the bathroom window? Please tell me it came in thru the bathroom window

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 07:06 AM (ZxPkt)

79 And it's snowing again. Well, it does look pretty on the trees

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 07:13 AM (odRhE)

80 Have a great day, everyone.

Enjoy the warmth that modern power generation and distribution gives you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

81 Article at American Thinker how we have a Supreme Court ruling sometime in a few monthscon what is a woman
We ard in a lunatic dream

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 07:19 AM (Ia/+0)

82 "Enjoy the warmth that modern power generation and distribution gives you."


You're welcome.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at January 18, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

83 The air nipped at my cheeks, sharp as a young child's wit. Frost clung to branches like an anxious aunt, while the sun, shy and feeble, barely whispered warmth. It was a day best suited for a warm fire and the musings of idle folk.

Posted by: The ghost of Samuel Langhorne Clemens at January 18, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Love him or hate him Jeff Bezos has turned Amazon into a powerhouse. I'm sitting in rural MT and I have an order being delivered today. The item arrived in Missoula at 4:19am, processed at 4:23am and will be on my doorstop by 5:30pm. As much good as Musk has done helping out PDT to sort through corruption might Bezos be able to help with procurement of goods for government agencies. Looking at you DOD. That said I'm not sure that sourcing goods from china as Bezos does for Amazon would work for government agencies.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 18, 2026 07:35 AM (2NHgQ)

85 69 I have been looking at the accumulation of a lifetime, and sorting it out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 18, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

Well done! Good luck. Onward, upward.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:35 AM (SSiCQ)

86 76 everything in Australia is out to kill you
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (HTCU3)

Pixy isn't.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:37 AM (SSiCQ)

87 mornin yall

"U.S. District Court Judge Consuelo B. Marshall issued an order Thursday forcing LAPD officers to stop using 40mm foam projectiles against protesters."

One of the reasons why?

"An officer shot a man in the groin, then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name."

More of this, please.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 07:39 AM (vFG9F)

88 83 It was a day best suited for ... the musings of idle folk.
Posted by: The ghost of Samuel Langhorne Clemens at January 18, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

Gotcha covered!

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:40 AM (SSiCQ)

89 The air nipped at my cheeks...

Oh my!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at January 18, 2026 07:43 AM (R/m4+)

90 "An officer shot a man in the groin, then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name."
---------------
Shakespeare smiles and nods into his beer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 07:43 AM (1Tl5o)

91 Good morning Horde. Thx Pixy.
Consuelo Marshall is an 80 yr old senior judge. A majority of the anti Trump administration decisions have been written by senior judges. It's like a rear guard actions by sixties radicals

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 18, 2026 07:44 AM (PTsqM)

92 Shooting lawyers in the groin is TIGHT!

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

93 Steady snow, overcast sky. Pretty morning and a good day for a fire. Wish my dogs were still alive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 07:45 AM (1Tl5o)

94 76 everything in Australia is out to kill you
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (HTCU3)

Pixy isn't.
Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:37 AM (SSiCQ)
---
Are you willing to bet your life on that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 07:45 AM (ESVrU)

95 It's snowing here in mid-Ga. This is unconscionable. There ought to be a law.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

96 The senior judges also don’t give a fuck about any future career. It’s all YOLO for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 07:51 AM (1PqKw)

97 (1 of 2)

I've started upgrading my Linux Mint 22.2 boxes to 22.3 (Zena).

In Cinnamon, they've chosen to make the application categories (All Applications, Accessories, Graphics, Internet, etc...) black and white icons with white outlines and black backgrounds.

From the "Whatsnew": 'Symbolic icons are simple, monochrome icons used throughout applications for buttons, menus, and status indicators. They scale cleanly at different sizes and remain clear in both light and dark interface themes.'

And they state several good reasons for using them. Problem is: I despise these over what I view as proper icons with colour. Shape, labelling and COLOUR allow me to quickly differentiate and recognize things. Taking colour away annoys me to no end.

(continues next comment)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 07:52 AM (O7YUW)

98 (2 of 2)

Here are the steps to restore the classic menu after installing Linux Mint 22.3:

- Right click the panel (usually the line at the bottom where applications appear when running.) Select "Applets".
- Switch to the "Download" tab.
- Put this is the search bar: classic menu
- Click the download icon
- Go back to the Manage tab
- Click the classic menu and at the bottom click the " + " icon to add it to the panel. (The classic menu icon will show up on the right hand side in the same area as network, volume control, update manager, etc...)
- Right click your normal linux mint menu icon on the left, and select "Remove Menu" (yes, really.) Click "Yes" to confirm.
- Right click the blank area in the panel in the middle and change "Panel edit mode" to ON
- Click and drag the classic menu icon from the right all the way to the left where the menu icon just was.
- Right click the blank area in the panel in the middle and change "Panel edit mode" to OFF

That's it, you're done. Classic menu restore.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 07:52 AM (O7YUW)

99 94 76 everything in Australia is out to kill you
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 18, 2026 07:01 AM (HTCU3)

Pixy isn't.
Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:37 AM (SSiCQ)
---
Are you willing to bet your life on that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 07:45 AM (ESVrU)

That escalated quickly.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:52 AM (SSiCQ)

100 100

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:52 AM (SSiCQ)

101 Nicely done, m. I had no idea we were this close to 100, I was lining up those 2 comments of mine for about 10 minutes.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 07:53 AM (O7YUW)

102 Got 6 inches of snow yesterday. Another 3-5 today into tonight.
Then it will only get over freezing once in the next two weeks. Winter in the MidHudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 18, 2026 07:53 AM (PTsqM)

103 >>> then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name

Should this be made mandatory?

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 07:53 AM (AN2gy)

104 If not mandatory, then at least memed. Maybe televised.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 07:55 AM (ji8TS)

105 Anyone in need of a smile can check out Trump arriving in Greenland

https://tinyurl.com/2by3twzj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 07:56 AM (ji8TS)

106 43 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Got a conundrum this morning. A professor has emailed me with a question regarding his grade calculations in the learning management system.

Do I answer his question NOW, on a Sunday? Or do I wait until Tuesday when I'm technically back on the clock?

How much should I charge him for trying to get me to do math on a Sunday?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 06:28 AM (ESVrU)

I would answer his question now.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 07:56 AM (SSiCQ)

107 Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 06:05 AM (SSiCQ)

Sounds like Lil Pooky in about a year.

Posted by: pookysgirl has raised several boys at January 18, 2026 07:58 AM (Wt5PA)

108 Tonight, on "Ow, My Balls!" - Hilarity ensues when a protestor and a lawyer are shot in the groin with 40mm projectiles! But first, a word from our sponsor, Brawndo. Brawndo, the thirst mutilator!

Posted by: PabloD at January 18, 2026 07:58 AM (pXTL4)

109 > Anyone in need of a smile can check out Trump arriving in Greenland
----

Trump is taking a beating on X

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 07:59 AM (ZxPkt)

110 Speaking of technology, new street armor.

https://is.gd/LGaIkI

Armor and cooking utensil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:01 AM (L/fGl)

111 I'm sitting at the big Mac desktop going over some of my notes for stories from years ago. There's a LOT of good stuff here!!! Maybe just what I need to get out of my writing slump. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)

112 Got a conundrum this morning. A professor has emailed me with a question regarding his grade calculations in the learning management system.
Do I answer his question NOW, on a Sunday? Or do I wait until Tuesday when I'm technically back on the clock?

Hit delete.

Posted by: Retired FBI Parasite at January 18, 2026 08:04 AM (R/m4+)

113 111 I'm sitting at the big Mac desktop going over some of my notes for stories from years ago. There's a LOT of good stuff here!!! Maybe just what I need to get out of my writing slump. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 18, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)

Can't remember where I saw this; maybe here!

Aaron Gwyn
@AmericanGwyn
Jan 4
You don’t need an MFA or residency to become a novelist. You need to do three things:

1. write 100 words a day, every day

2. read voraciously in whatever genre you wish to publish in

3. locate one person who can read your work and tell you what it’s doing (and what it isn’t)

Aaron Gwyn
@AmericanGwyn
Jan 4
2. TO BE CLEAR: doing the above won’t automatically make you a great (or successful) novelist. But if you have the passion, and the talent, and a little luck, the three things above will give you the best possible shot.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2026 08:07 AM (SSiCQ)

114 >https://is.gd/LGaIkI

Armor and cooking utensil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:01 AM (L/fGl)

Tell me you took the short bus to school without telling me you took the short bus to school.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 18, 2026 08:12 AM (GTqXr)

115 @43/"Perfessor" Squirrel: "... A professor has emailed me with a question regarding his grade calculations in the learning management system."

Are they paying you to be on-call? If yes, then answer. If no, then don't.

Also, if you're not on-call, start setting your "Out of Office" auto-responder in your mail program at the end of the day (or week) to let people know when you'll next be back in the office. See if you can schedule that automatically so you don't have to remember.

Setting other people's expectations with that feature means you're less likely to be bothered during your time off, and time off to recuperate is important. Don't cheat yourself.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:13 AM (O7YUW)

116 110 Speaking of technology, new street armor.

https://is.gd/LGaIkI

Armor and cooking utensil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:01 AM
+++
That cannot be real. That has to be staged.
Would love to know that woman's name.
She could become more well known than Rebecca "real bullets" Good

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

117 @116/Quarter Twenty:

Reminds me of the armour that raiders wear in the Fallout series of games.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:26 AM (O7YUW)

118 Had the joy of riding in my truck with someone who never drove with 4wd to store

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 08:26 AM (Ia/+0)

119 Trump is taking a beating on X
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 07:59 AM (ZxPkt)

For what?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 08:27 AM (b4LBp)

120 Trump is taking a beating on X
Posted by: Don Black

I guess they just don't like penguins

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 08:27 AM (Nx5jP)

121 @Pixy: That minecraft 1:1 build of New York City is ... wow, that's a special kind of modelling madness.

I'm impressed that the computers render that much information without crashing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:29 AM (O7YUW)

122 "That cannot be real. That has to be staged."

Parody come to life. Those people are really out there.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 08:29 AM (vFG9F)

123 Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 08:27 AM (b4LBp)

Well, he did say that right now Greenland is only defended by "two dogsleds". I laughed. Anyone who thinks Trump is going to invade Greenland is nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 08:30 AM (Nx5jP)

124 Are there bums pissing in the street in Minecraft?

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 08:30 AM (vFG9F)

125 "... Micron has broken ground on its new $100 billion, 1.2 million square foot factory in upstate New York..."

They'll regret that decision.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:32 AM (O7YUW)

126 Just for "fun", I looked up the prices of the 9070 XT graphic cards at Newegg Canada.

Most seem to be going between $1K and $2K.

Haha. NO.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:34 AM (O7YUW)

127 >>> Well, he did say that right now Greenland is only defended by "two dogsleds"

That is actually one of the toughest duties in the Danish army. Two soldiers, because you don't want to be alone, patrol the coast in dogsleds.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 08:35 AM (AN2gy)

128 I wonder sometimes what those nuts do at home. Do they rant constantly and fume about Trump or do they sometimes settle down and watch Netflix or play Go Fish or something? Is there any part of their day in that we might find some normal behavior?

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 08:35 AM (vFG9F)

129 Snow flurries here on Perdido Key, FL."

Yeah. Light snow covering around Pensicola/Destin.

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

130 What did you do during the Battle of Minneapolis mommy?

Well, dear, I just did my duty. I did what any other purple haired SSRI addicted cat lady would do and joined up with the 3rd Mechanized Broiler Pan Brigade.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

131 @124/fd? "124 Are there bums pissing in the street in Minecraft?"

I also wondered about that, and homeless tent encampments on sidewalks.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:36 AM (O7YUW)

132 The sad thing is that lady can no longer broil things in the oven.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

133 >For what?

Posted by: Ordinary American
---

The Iranian people have arrived at the realization that help is not on its way.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (ZxPkt)

134 @128/fd: Depends if they're true believers, or paid protestors.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (O7YUW)

135 Micron has broken ground on its new $100 billion, 1.2 million square foot factory in upstate New York..."
==========================
at $83,333 per sq. foot that place will have one helluva lot of interesting equipment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (YL/9k)

136 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

137 First a little revolution then a nice meal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:38 AM (L/fGl)

138 >>> Is there any part of their day in that we might find some normal behavior?

Many of them do seem to enjoy eating.

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 08:38 AM (AN2gy)

139 The sad thing is that lady can no longer broil things in the oven."

She can cook?

Riiiiight.

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

140 We've got a Space Force base on Greenland. Pituffik Space Base.

Probably more personnel there than the NATO contingent of misfits that arrived the other day.

Have a snowball fight. Winner takes all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 08:39 AM (U2OZr)

141 >Snow flurries here on Perdido Key, FL."
---

Florida and Colorado have traded weather patterns
it's predawn here, it's January, and the temp is in the 40s and rising

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

142 That is actually one of the toughest duties in the Danish army. Two soldiers, because you don't want to be alone, patrol the coast in dogsleds.
Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2026 08:35 AM (AN2gy)
=================
and by "patrol the coast" I think you mean they check in with America periodically to see if satellites have spotted anything worth getting the dogsleds out to go look at.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 08:39 AM (6NeQ2)

143 PDT is always going to take a beating. On X, by the msm. No matter what he does he's worse than hitler, a misogynist, a racist and kicks puppies when no one is looking. It's been 10 years of abusing him and yet he's our President.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 18, 2026 08:39 AM (2NHgQ)

144 Florida and Colorado have traded weather patterns"

Good. Keep the tourists out, then.

Ski Miami!

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

145 "at $83,333 per sq. foot that place will have one helluva lot of interesting equipment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood"

The marble handpicked by drumpf is outrageous!!!

Posted by: AliasDumbAss at January 18, 2026 08:40 AM (vFG9F)

146 The Iranian people have arrived at the realization that help is not on its way."

G*d helps them who help themselves...

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

147 >PDT is always going to take a beating. On X, by the msm.
----

not from US media
from people in Iran

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)

148 Probably more personnel there than the NATO contingent of misfits that arrived the other day.

Have a snowball fight. Winner takes all.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 08:39 AM (U2OZr)
================
I'm guessing the NATO contingent is less than 50. This is just more news cycle fodder to draw attention away from the lefty riots.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 08:41 AM (6NeQ2)

149 I hear the Danish Air Force is on patrol. For some reason that makes me think of flying pastries.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 08:43 AM (vFG9F)

150 Sunday Morning Book Thread will be a bit early this morning. I have other obligations that take up my time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 08:43 AM (ESVrU)

151 This is just more news cycle fodder to draw attention away from the lefty riots."

Laser pointer.

And not much rioting... at -2 F.

(frankly, not much rioting anyway. It's 22 different angles of the same bunch)

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

152 I didn't even know he was a Democrat.

Khamenei Calls Trump a “Criminal,” Blames Him for Protests

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:44 AM (L/fGl)

153 The Iranian people have arrived at the realization that help is not on its way.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 08:37 AM (ZxPkt)

It's a tough one. I've been critical too but if it didn't work out in the planning as something clean, one-and-done, I can see why he aborted.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 08:44 AM (b4LBp)

154 not from US media
from people in Iran"

Oh No!

.... Anyway

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

155 "I have other obligations that take up my time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

Feed me!

Posted by: the cats at January 18, 2026 08:45 AM (vFG9F)

156 haha- CNBC wants to know which country will be next to implement an Aussie social media ban, just completely ignoring PIXY's observation about traffic flows in favor of "I want moar government!".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 08:45 AM (6NeQ2)

157 man, interesting. Do you have a link to that information?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 08:45 AM (0KSrI)

158 .
NOOD Book Thread!

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:45 AM (O7YUW)

159 man, interesting. Do you have a link to that information?"

What, snow or -2 temps?

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

160 man, sorry I see I should have asked Don Black that question. Apologies.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 08:47 AM (0KSrI)

161 Khamenei Calls Trump a “Criminal,” Blames Him for Protests
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 08:44 AM (L/fGl)
======================
obviously, this is entirely projection; Khamenei is the criminal, and his tyrannical failures are the cause of the protests. Having said that, PDJT did pour gasoline on the fires with his apparently empty threats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 08:48 AM (6NeQ2)

162 I see DoJ has opened an investigation into the bull whose cow got shot by ICE, for her role in the vehicular assault.

That's excellent - it's not as if that investigation has a point, or a conviction could be obtained with a MN district jury.

But this sends an important message to the Left. Heretofore, ex post facto media hysterics and activist crybullying have always worked to chasten the normies. This time they're not investigating the cop, but the insufferable activist crybully accomplice, instead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 08:48 AM (BI5O2)

163 Did I miss PDT turning the Abraham Lincoln around?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 08:50 AM (0KSrI)

164 @162/Yudhishthira's Dice: "...This time they're not investigating the cop, but the insufferable activist crybully accomplice, instead. "

A welcome change.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 18, 2026 08:51 AM (O7YUW)

165 Sister is in middle of Florida, no flurries there

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 08:53 AM (Ia/+0)

166 How long before Australia starts arresting the parents of the kids getting around the ban? Especially those allowing their kids to use their info to access.

Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at January 18, 2026 08:57 AM (EtRph)

167 Sister is in middle of Florida, no flurries there"

So, pickleball?

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

168 No pants available. No Book Thread for me.

Posted by: Cain't Read Noways at January 18, 2026 08:59 AM (oftw2)

169 reports claim Harbaugh got $100 million from the Giants. For coaching a football team. The Mara sisters might just finally have something to cheer for.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 18, 2026 09:06 AM (SPyif)

170 Part of the land the factory will be built on is swamp, so Micron has been obligated to build a new swamp to replace the old one.

Here's a crazy idea (even if you think the regulations are BS), how about buy land where there isn't a fcking swamp???

Odds there's someone being paid off with the land, and the new swamp, and...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 18, 2026 09:12 AM (ULPxl)

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