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New Nick Shirley Video: Somali Pirates Are Defrauding Us for Hundreds of Millions of Dollars by Running Fake Taxpayer-Funded Transporation Companies

All of this enabled by free-spending Democrats desperate to loot the public treasury to put money in their voters' pockets.

Nick Shirley digs deeper: the taxi scam propping up welfare fraud

In his latest on-the-ground video, conservative journalist Nick Shirley turns his attention squarely to taxpayer-funded taxi operations in Minneapolis, zeroing in on Somali-run transportation companies paid through Medicaid to ferry low-income and medically vulnerable residents to appointments, government offices, and essential services.

This time, Shirley documents visits to multiple listed business addresses that are supposed to be operating taxi services.

What he finds instead are empty or questionable locations and angry confrontations--plenty of shouting, but no paperwork, schedules, vehicles, or proof that legitimate transportation services are actually being provided to Minnesotans footing the bill.

"These transportation companies are what hold all the aid and welfare fraud together," Shirley says in the video, arguing that the taxi operations act as the connective tissue linking fraudulent daycare centers, adult care programs, and healthcare providers.

According to Shirley, the coordination between these entities creates the appearance of legitimate services while enabling mass billing of Medicaid.

His colleague David Hoch puts it more bluntly: "We're shining the light on the fraud, and they have no defense."

The taxi focus has also prompted new firsthand accounts from locals.

In one TikTok video now circulating widely, a former drug addict claims Somali taxi drivers paid him simply to sign ride receipts--documents later used to bill Medicaid--allowing drivers to collect taxpayer money for trips that never happened.

As Shirley's taxi-focused investigation spread, Minnesota's political and media establishment began quietly conceding what watchdogs have warned about for years.

The Minnesota Star Tribune acknowledged that non-emergency medical transportation--including taxi services--has long been vulnerable to fraud, citing industry insiders who say alarms have been ignored.

Scott Isaacson, president of the Minnesota R-80 Transportation Coalition, told the paper that people working in the transportation sector have "been ringing the fraud bell for quite some time," pointing to repeated abuses baked into the system.

State data underscores the scale.

Minnesota Department of Human Services records show Medicaid transportation billings climbing from roughly $80 million in 2018 to more than $115 million by 2024, before dipping last year to about $88 million.

The concerns aren't new.

More than 15 years ago, Minnesota's Office of the Legislative Auditor warned that the state exercised "little statewide oversight" over medical transportation, including taxi services, allowing excessive mileage, unnecessary trips, and weak authorization controls.

It's almost as if Democrats deliberately make it impossible to verify if these charges are real.

...

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, speaking with conservative activist Christopher Rufo earlier this month, indicated investigators are deliberately building a sweeping fraud, kickback, and racketeering case tied to Minnesota's Democrat political apparatus.

"My personal motto, and the Treasury motto, is move deliberately and fix things," Bessent said on the podcast. "You're not going to see headlines tomorrow. You're not going to see them next week, but in a month, or a quarter, once we get people in the bear trap, they're not getting out because we will have conclusive evidence to present."

Bessent suggested prosecutors expect plea deals that force lower-level players to flip on those higher up the chain, allowing investigators to map how the system operated and who benefited.

"I think that they will have to make plea deals ... to turn in higher-ups to help us map out how this happened," he said.

And Minnesota, he added, is only the starting point.

"We're going to take this Minnesota strategy map to the other 49 states."


Below, Somali "businesses" paid by the taxpayer to supposedly ferry sick people to doctors turn out to have no vehicles and no parking lots. In one case, they found a bunch of vehicles -- which you paid for -- but those vehicles haven't been moved for six months.

They find no signs of legitimate taxi services, but they do find a lot of Somali thugs physically menacing them.



Here's the full video:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

17h

🚨 BREAKING: A TSA whistleblower exposed to Nick Shirley that he WATCHED Somalis send millions of dollars in *cash* through the airport on a weekly basis via suitcases

$6M PER WEEK.

"There was always 2 individuals traveling. So you would have maybe one guy with $2.2 million and another guy with $3 million."

"Our hands were kind of tied. We couldn't do a whole lot. We would rack our heads all the time like, where are they getting this?!"

"Where in the world are they getting this money? And I had heard about these daycares and whatnot, but I mean, I thought at the time, okay, maybe they had 10 daycares but apparently they have a lot more than that!"

"Millions. Literally millions and millions. I mean, we're talking for a good 5-6 years you're talking...$5-6M per week!" @nickshirleyy


Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 Under the Junta the federal budget doubled. All that money was stolen all of it

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

2 I thought this was old news, so to speak.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2026 01:10 PM (CyFyf)

3 Bilking is their fulltime job.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM (Q4cxx)

4 Remember when the Feds would just take people's money if they tried to carry a significant amount of money through an airport? The argument was that meant you were up to something illegal and had to prove you weren't and even then probably wouldn't get your money back

Odd they didn't do it here right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

5 I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

6 Walter Curt
Walter Curt
walter curt@wcdispatch

"That would essentially mean that the Somalis were taking a $1 million dollar duffle bag through the airport — EVERY SINGLE DAY — for two years.
Further, we can assume that this is only the money that was flagged.
If the Somalis were just wandering through without declaring every cash bag, we could be talking 10x the amount.

The question then became:
WHY Minneapolis?
Well, after some quick discussing with regular travelers of the MN airports.
The Somalis run the airport.
They’re the ground crews.
They’re the airport staff.
They’re friggin TSA.
We have an airport in the United States of America run by pirates.
That’s kind of a problem. "

Posted by: BORAT SPEAKS TO YOU at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM (rbvCR)

7 stupid sock

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2026 01:13 PM (rbvCR)

8 The only question is what percentage of that money went to Democrat officials in MN...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

9 This is somewhat old news but more like buried news. and it is just as damning.
Isn't it amazing how the Left will start an insurrection just to hide the fraud that is absolutely nationwide?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 01:13 PM (2WIwB)

10 Watched that last night... I was glad to see Nick had some big bodyguards

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2026 01:13 PM (VE6XX)

11 so, we've let Somali pirates fully run an American airport.

that seems like a bad idea.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)

12 Bash in with Humvees and arrest the Somalis. Deport them and their dirty spawn. Then do the same in Maine and Cali.

Posted by: night lifted at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (kJmLc)

13 Did DOGE see any of this?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (W2Pud)

14 I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.
Posted by: Bulg

We all want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

15 the Ds flood the zone with fraud

so it's hard to keep track of all of it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)

16 People need to be executed - swiftly.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (Ti0Hb)

17 Apparently the path to wealth is crime right now. Either steal it from taxpayers or be a criminal and get donations. It’s crazy.

Posted by: Piper at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (OoFl2)

18 This is somewhat old news but more like buried news. and it is just as damning.
Isn't it amazing how the Left will start an insurrection just to hide the fraud that is absolutely nationwide?


The point of leftwing governance is to take as much money as possible from the taxpayers.

In this light it makes perfect sense they would pull out all the stops in response to a threat to one of their larger grifts

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (sKqQm)

19 6 * 52 = 312 million/year.

Crowd-sourced Foreign Aid.

I don't think that we could say that much if it were proven that this is all their own money. It's part of the prerogative of capital that they should be able to dispose of it how they please.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:15 PM (Q4cxx)

20 Elon must be right: the deficit was spent on fraud. Three keventy trillion in fraud. Release the CPA's get it all back with interest.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 15, 2026 01:15 PM (YlWIZ)

21 Apparently the path to wealth is crime right now. Either steal it from taxpayers or be a criminal and get donations. It’s crazy.

Its the old way to do it.

Build a business and the local warlord will take it so why bother?

Either become his flunkie and get a share of the people he is looting or replace him and loot him.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

22 Better training is needed.
/s

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:15 PM (kgFPv)

23 Shut the Minneapolis Airport and arrest the somalis there too

Posted by: night lifted at January 15, 2026 01:15 PM (kJmLc)

24 I suspect that by the time I am finished typing this, the Washington State legislature will initiate a Bill to make investigating emergency vehicle companies a hate crime.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)

25 Next we will f8nd out how Grub Hub is a big fraud too.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 15, 2026 01:16 PM (Hq1Vl)

26 Bilking that American citizens refuse to do.

Who's going to bilk the federal government, after all the Somalis are deported?!

Oh...wait... still Democrats.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:16 PM (Q4cxx)

27 >>> I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)


I wonder where she hides all those extra vowels.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 01:16 PM (3uBP9)

28 None of this happened without the willing participation of the local and the state government. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that there we feds involved. They need to be made examples and the state needs to be reverted to a territory.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (luW68)

29 16 People need to be executed - swiftly.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (Ti0Hb)

If they threaten agents in their vehicles, neutralize them

Posted by: night lifted at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (kJmLc)

30 Omar telling someone else their brain is fried is rich.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

31 And yet Bessent says "up to 10% of government spending is fraud" which to me sounds implausibly low. I'd guess at least 25% and if you told me 50% I'd believe you.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (FMtrg)

32 Next we will f8nd out how Grub Hub is a big fraud too.

Wasn't the fake meat company something like this? It was all laundering fake dollars while making a product no one would buy...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

33 I suspect that by the time I am finished typing this, the Washington State legislature will initiate a Bill to make investigating emergency vehicle companies a hate crime.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 01:16 PM (2WIwB)
---
They can make it legal to bilk the federal government in the state of Washington!

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Q4cxx)

34 This is somewhat old news but more like buried news. and it is just as damning.
Isn't it amazing how the Left will start an insurrection just to hide the fraud that is absolutely nationwide?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 01:13 PM (2WIwB)



"The satrap was discovered stealing from the emperor's purse beyond what could ignored. Faced with impalement, the ashes or the boats, he raised the flag of rebellion knowing his death was a foregone conclusion if he failed"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (rbvCR)

35 This sesame scan operates with uber and Lyft. The medial centers bill insurance companies (or more often Medicaid) say 75 for a ride but they get an uber for their patients that costs $20.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (kgFPv)

36 But it's their culture.
They didn't know any better or so I'm told.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

37 Our tax dollars at work.

Think of all the great restaurants we got out of it, tho!

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (XuXeR)

38 David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Who is terrorizing Minneapolis today?
Immigrants or ICE?

-
[waves hand in air]

I know! I know!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (L/fGl)

39 I note how quickly and loudly these thieves start yelling about racism and islamaphobia.

Almost like it has worked before ....

Also, Trump should fire all the MN TSA agents.
White, Somali, all of them.
And not hire any replacements.
Effectively closing the MN airport.

You say you wanna fight the federal government?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (HXT0k)

40 Cut all the funding and tell the judges to go pound sand.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (2UnvF)

41 Jacob Frey, mayor of Minneapolis described a scheme where Somalis go to the doctor and suddenly they don't speak any English. The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours.

http://tiny.cc/hlpx001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (Yp6az)

42 And yet Bessent says "up to 10% of government spending is fraud" which to me sounds implausibly low. I'd guess at least 25% and if you told me 50% I'd believe you.

Maybe he means 10% of the pre-Junta budgets. Which yes sounds low, but not as crazy as claiming most of the trillions the Junta added to the budget weren't being stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

43 "Our hands were kind of tied. We couldn't do a whole lot. We would rack our heads all the time like, where are they getting this?!"

Funny becausevmost people would have the money seized as presumptive fruit of organized crime.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (Hq1Vl)

44 10% is given for fraud in any organization. It’s just there and will always be there. What we’re talking about here is more like 60 or 70%.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (kgFPv)

45 Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.

https://is.gd/GlcXJL

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (HTCU3)

46 so, we've let Somali pirates fully run an American airport.

that seems like a bad idea.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)


Look at me. Look at me! I am the Captain now.

Posted by: Somali TSA Director at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)

47 Wasn't the fake meat company something like this? It was all laundering fake dollars while making a product no one would buy...

I don't think they were intending for nobody to buy it, they kind of backed into singing "Springtime for Soy".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

48 Are there no non Somalis in MN who are legal citizens who can work at the airport?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (Nx5jP)

49 I wonder where she hides all those extra vowels."

Wonder if she'd volunteer for a search? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (XuXeR)

50 I'll give Aristotle his due, but I came to that conclusion long ago on my own.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 15, 2026 01:09 PM (dK+Kv)

Compared to you Aristotle was a piker

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:20 PM (gGWDB)

51 Jacob Frey, mayor of Minneapolis described a scheme where Somalis go to the doctor and suddenly they don't speak any English. The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours.

$800/day to tell some rando your cousin here has a belly ache?

I'd take that job.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

52 How does Minnesomalia even have any money left?

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:20 PM (gtcuf)

53 Nice work, if you can get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 15, 2026 01:20 PM (bss/y)

54 The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours."

You misspelled cousin

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)

55 David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Who is terrorizing Minneapolis today?
Immigrants or ICE?

-
[waves hand in air]

I know! I know!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (L/fGl)
---
False question. Pissing your pants over ICE doesn't make them "terrorizing".

And rioters are a third omitted option.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (Q4cxx)

56 How does Minnesomalia even have any money left?
Posted by: Delurker


Borrowing on the expectation the next Democrap president and Congress will reimburse them with your money.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (mlg/3)

57 The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours."

You misspelled cousin
Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)
---
Well, obviously it means they have to pay a local Somali!

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (Q4cxx)

58 that seems like a bad idea.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)

Nothing gets by The Orchid!

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (gGWDB)

59 Are there no non Somalis in MN who are legal citizens who can work at the airport"

Same as every gov office, so "no".

Don't even try to apply, if white.

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (XuXeR)

60 And under cover of everything else going on, 84 House Republicans and all of the Democrats voted yesterday to boost funding to the National Endowment for Democracy, which is basically a second USAID (another CIA funding cutout).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

61 My guess that the Somali hired to interpret, in turn, loses his ability to speak English, thus requiring the hiring of another Somali.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (Q4cxx)

62 I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.
Posted by: Bulg

We all want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I had one, but she broke my vlaading dinger.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (s01A8)

63 >>I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.


That chick is insanely beautiful.
Hard to imagine she's the same species as most women.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:23 PM (ZcsJV)

64 Afternoon.

Okay, so to be perfectly honest the whole welfare system is built completely on fraud. The Federal government has no authority to do any of this anyway, they just tell the States, "Hey, do this for us and we'll pay you." And state legislators love this cuz it means they themselves don't have to take hard votes on raising taxes that might mean they lose reelection. I mean that arrangement is corrupt as fuck right there.

The best solution is the one no one wants because everyone is stupid and irresponsible and willing to allow themselves to be governed by wolves.

This is why daddy drinks spanks it to anime women.

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2026 01:23 PM (IQRnY)

65 There is a gas station in my city that is always 30-40 cents more expensive than everywhere else. I have never seen any car at a pump. It’s a ghost town whenever I drive by it which is several times a week.

It is so obviously a front for some kind of money laundering. And yet it’s been around for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (kgFPv)

66 Who's disrupting Minnesota more?

Definitely the rioters.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (Q4cxx)

67 Oh come on. Why waste time figuring out how a vast collection of borderline mentally challenged were able (and continue to) bilk the US taxpayer out of billions of dollars when we should be focusing on the important stuff...like a former president's sexual dalliances.

Posted by: Orson at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (dIske)

68 From pink puthy hats to totally insane pink-haired lesbian militants.

Someone was smart pre-fraud. Import thousands of compliant Somolians. Pluck the heartstrings of everyone: kids, elderly, sick and poor.

Create "grants" to fraud the government, especially Medicaid, for "daycare, home health care, non-emergency transport."

Plus free housing and (I don't know the amt there, but have read for other Dim states), totally free & untaxed $1200- $1500/month for the illegals. Free healthcare at any ED.

Then go for the "normal" welfare used by low income US CITIZENS, who should be outraged: SNAP & WIC benefits to feed children. Granted legal citizens spend SNAP on Doritos and lobster, regardless, dipping into that system.

This creates a voting bloc to vote (D) even if you can't read, you can find the "D" on a ballot.

Due to being poor and downtrodden, use the past bussing ideas for stuffing ballot boxes. Arrive by busses from nursing homes, or paying a homeless person for a vote.

And here we are.

Fraud certainly explains where/why our country is in debt. Why we have elderly and senile Congress critters enriching income, as kickbacks (from pork bills).

It's worse than I thought.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (WONhk)

69 The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours."

I'm picturing Bobby Lee doing his Korean translator who doesn't actually speak Korean bit.

"He say, it like....it like a...it like a rumbly. He say it like a rumbly in his tumbly. He say it like a....grrrrr."

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (gtcuf)

70 I want everyone, regardless of party, to either do jail time or executions.

This is unacceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (FzgDV)

71 > Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous.

Her, "FUCK OFF!" cry sounds like an insane bird.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2026 01:24 PM (Yp6az)

72
Eva is a 2.

In binary.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (gGWDB)

73 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (HTCU3)

She sounds like a bird- like a crow "F off. F off".
Why is people think using the f word makes them strong? Since she had a problem why didn't she just explain it
it and then go away? I sssume people are allowed to hunt there ,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (Nx5jP)

74 I sincerely can't hardly stand reading about this anymore. It's so infuriating.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (qBdHI)

75 What amazing here is all Nick Shirley was find a guy who documented all this fraud. Then put it on the internet.

ANY news reporter in Minnesota could have exposed this.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (tV890)

76 Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.

https://is.gd/GlcXJL

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

That is hillarious!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

77
Not just that airport. Fucking mohammedans and Somalis run damned near every airport in the US. Phoenix was particularly obvious the times I used to go through there on a regular basis for work in the early 2000s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (y9nCu)

78 Everyone was abuzz yesterday about Judge Jumanji's idiot babbling, but the wide Latina also made an ass of herself.

Andrew Branca says:
Sotomayor insists that the Idaho law banning men from women's sports is specifically targeted at trans people. How does she know? THE LEGISLATIVE HISTORY EXPLICITLY SAYS SO, Sotomayor claims.

Only to be shot down in flames by Idaho's Solicitor General Alan Hurst who informs Sotomayor that IN FACT it is REPORTERS who ADDED in BRACKETS the word [trans] in their REPORTING of the legislative history--the legislative history in fact NEVER DOES SO.

http://tiny.cc/8lpx001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Yp6az)

79 ANY news reporter in Minnesota could have exposed this.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (tV890)

Could they though

Posted by: Big Somali at January 15, 2026 01:26 PM (gGWDB)

80 What we’re talking about here is more like 60 or 70%.
Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (kgFPv


See, I believe that. Every time I've had a chance to compare something provided by the government with outside the government, government-provided services and government-funded goods cost four times as much.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 15, 2026 01:26 PM (FMtrg)

81 Jacob Frey, mayor of Minneapolis described a scheme where Somalis go to the doctor and suddenly they don't speak any English. The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours.

$800/day to tell some rando your cousin here has a belly ache?

I'd take that job.
Posted by: 18-1

Back off, blood.

Posted by: Zombie Barbara Billingsley at January 15, 2026 01:26 PM (G0+xC)

82 25 Next we will f8nd out how Grub Hub is a big fraud too.
Posted by: Operator Error at January 15, 2026

Ha! J just Door Dashed Chipotle protein + fiber bowls to us (he is in MX) because I work tonight. He thought it would help cover lunch and dinner. It at least delivers a product!

Posted by: Piper at January 15, 2026 01:26 PM (Wmg4n)

83 Odd they didn't do it here right?
Posted by: 18-1
=======
I think we settled on Mayorkas ordering TSA to stand down yesterday.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (WDjG6)

84 Deport that bitch after she does hard time for a couple of decades.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (xvV+O)

85 concerning Aristotle:

The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

The Italian says, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greeks says, “We had great mathematicians and philosophers.”

The Italian says, “We created a world empire and established Pax Romana.”

the Greek lights up and says…. “We invented sex!”

The Italian nods slowly and replies, “But we introduced it to women!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (uWKK8)

86 Are there no non Somalis in MN who are legal citizens who can work at the airport"

Same as every gov office, so "no".

Don't even try to apply, if white.
Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (XuXeR)
=========

In related news:

(source: Just The News)

"Minnesota's election system has also been under scrutiny for its "Driver's Licenses for All" policy, which lets people have licenses regardless of immigration status. The licenses do not have markings that indicate citizenship, but Minnesota driver's licenses are among the accepted forms of ID for voter registration."

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

87 The fraud has been going on for decades. You don't run up a $36 trillion dollar deficit any other way than by fraud. So... $36T has been stolen from the public and pissed away on Somali pirates, foreign wars, leftist vanity projects and so on.

Your money. All of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (U2OZr)

88 "My guess that the Somali hired to interpret, in turn, loses his ability to speak English, thus requiring the hiring of another Somali."

And that same Somali can at the same time, run a daycare with 25 ghost kids, while also running a transportation service with ghost customers and cars that never move. Mo' Money Mo' Money.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vbXSk)

89 Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

Karen throws rocks in the water to scare off the...decoys.

"Those are decoys not ducks, ya fuckin' retard."

I am dyin'!

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (gtcuf)

90 Boy, Minnesota is an embarrassment! What a democrat created mess.

Posted by: GoBucks at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (2ap+5)

91 Clearly, all of MN is rayciss.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (pLaQB)

92 >>Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.


We used to throw duck heads and organs at women who harassed us while Duck Hunting.

They never stuck around for long.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (ZcsJV)

93 It is so obviously a front for some kind of money laundering. "

Drive thru any American city of the past 30 years, and you'll see blocks of strangely "open" but non functional "businesses "

It's nice of you to $$$ for that ..

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (XuXeR)

94 >>> Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.
https://is.gd/GlcXJL
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM (HTCU3)

M R NUTS

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (3uBP9)

95 More than 15 years ago, Minnesota's Office of the Legislative Auditor warned that the state exercised "little statewide oversight" over medical transportation, including taxi services, allowing excessive mileage, unnecessary trips, and weak authorization controls.
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Probably the Eureka moment for Minnesota Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (Q4cxx)

96 as long as governments have the power to print money, fraud/waste/graft will be inevitable

if there were only a finite supply to go around, fraud would be far less likely/tolerated (because that money has to be taken from someone else, rather than just printed and handed out)

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (V6W16)

97 What amazing here is all Nick Shirley was find a guy who documented all this fraud. Then put it on the internet.

ANY news reporter in Minnesota could have exposed this.
Posted by: El Mariachi


Everyone in Minnesota is on the take.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (FzgDV)

98 downgrade MN to a territory
it's bankrupt anyway

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (emBoF)

99 45 Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.

https://is.gd/GlcXJL

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:19 PM

Good lord, these people need a different hobby.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (xJGPn)

100 Sotomoyer is another DIE jeanuis that should never had even been a traffic court judge.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (xvV+O)

101 I always wondered why so many "refugees" and "asylum seekers" wound up in chilly MN from Somalia, Egypt, etc. Now I know why, fraud is so easy on all levels due to the Gov that it's just a tax-payer loot pinata for them and their Gov enablers. I'm sure they hate the climate, but there's billions to be had. All you have to do is sign on the dotted line where Karen tells you.

Posted by: Croaker at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (+BcZI)

102 What Minniesomalia needs is High Speed Train!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (pLaQB)

103 Swap Minnesota for Greenland!! Even if all 58,000 Greenlanders are fraudsters we will still be Billions ahead of the game

Posted by: bang-a-gong at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (sfJwR)

104 I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM


I would like an Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Sadly, I will not get one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (kgE5c)

105 A lot of this was able to take place because most Americans are honest. It is what keeps our Republic running.

Somalis come from a culture where fraud and dishonesty are the name of the game.

Most of us could not fathom that kind of mindset, because we don't deal with it - EVER. Certainly your Junior League women can't imagine anyone with that as a basic mindset - it is beyond their privileged experience.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (SRRAx)

106 https://is.gd/GlcXJL

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

That is hillarious!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

We need Richard Attenborough to narrate.

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (A4Y33)

107 38 David Axelrod
@davidaxelrod
Who is terrorizing Minneapolis today?
Immigrants or ICE?

-
[waves hand in air]

I know! I know!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:18 PM (L/

What’s wrong with showing your passport to a CBP official at a PoE upon arrival in the United States?

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (0GYGE)

108 The segment from the recent Nick Shirley video shows an encounter with a local Somali. It seems the word is out far and wide about how to respond to their committing fraud. Short version: It is all about islamophobia and racism. Of course all of the transportation companies in this segment have zero physical presence at the address they gave the State of Minnesota. This isn't fraud; this is something closer to a conspiracy to loot Minnesota's treasury.

https://youtu.be/zF2a3aTfA9w?t=636

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (HTCU3)

109 Boy, Minnesota is an embarrassment! What a democrat created mess.

Posted by: GoBucks at January 15, 2026 01:28 PM (2ap+5)
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Until, December 2025, I thought is was mainly incompetence. Because that seemed bad enough.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (Q4cxx)

110 mohammedans and Somalis run damned near every airport in the USA "

Tribalism. It's... human nature.

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

111 What Minniesomalia needs is High Speed Train!
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM


Nonsense, sir, it needs a genuine certified monorail!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:30 PM (kgE5c)

112 Fake Taxpayer-Funded Transportation Companies...
You know what would solve this problem?
High Speed Rail.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2026 01:31 PM (UjdFS)

113 Sotomayor seems ... not well

She's terrible but she at least won't last too much longer

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 15, 2026 01:31 PM (emBoF)

114 The county has to hire a translator at $100 per hour for a minimum of 8 hours."

You misspelled cousin
Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (XuXeR)
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Well, obviously it means they have to pay a local Somali!
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (Q4cxx)

I wonder how much those sign language scammers make. And yeah, I'm convinced most of them are scammers...

https://youtu.be/ry0PiCUd7PY?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 15, 2026 01:31 PM (nbLIj)

115 I just want to remind that the indictment of the Dallas Antifa shooters all-but told them, "we know your comms, all your encrypted channels, and we've been listening."

And that it sure looks like the hidden goal of bombing the drug boats was to have an excuse to openly park an aircraft carrier off the coast.

But surging ICE to Minneapolis is all that's going on ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 01:31 PM (HXT0k)

116 Most of us could not fathom that kind of mindset, because we don't deal with it - EVER"

What we call the West is just a fraction of the world...

Posted by: man at January 15, 2026 01:32 PM (XuXeR)

117 >>> I want another Eva Vlaardingerbroek thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:12 PM

I would like an Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Sadly, I will not get one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (kgE5c)


Don't worry, Bill Gates has invested in factories that will make lab grown soy-based Eva Vlaardingerbroeks for everyone.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)

118 74 I sincerely can't hardly stand reading about this anymore. It's so infuriating.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (qBdHI)

Wait until Nick Shirley comes to California. Minnesota will be pikers in comparison.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2026 01:32 PM (xJGPn)

119 ***Somali "businesses" paid by the taxpayer to supposedly ferry sick people to doctors turn out to have no vehicles
---

But what about the sick people, how did they get to the doctor?
"Sick people, fuck them."
. _Some Somalian on the take

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2026 01:32 PM (AvfvA)

120 Anyone letting themselves get angry over the news at this point, please remind yourself there will be plenty of time for that when D's take back over the presidency or whatever. In the meantime, enjoy these days, they are good ones.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (gGWDB)

121 Karen throws rocks in the water to scare off the...decoys.

"Those are decoys not ducks, ya fuckin' retard."

I am dyin'!
Posted by: Delurker


Video it. Call Mr Green Jeans (game warden)
Tell him you want to press charges.
Hunter harassment is illegal in all of Obama's 57 states.

It'll never stop until they start paying a heavy price.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (FzgDV)

122
Don't worry, Bill Gates has invested in factories that will make lab grown soy-based Eva Vlaardingerbroeks for everyone.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 01:32 PM (3uBP9)



So Billy G isn't so evil after all....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (y9nCu)

123 https://is.gd/GlcXJL

SHOOT HER

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (Kt19C)

124 How many immigrants will leave if we just stop the fraud and the handouts?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (0MjtC)

125 The Italian nods slowly and replies, “But we introduced it to women!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (uWKK

I heard the same joke but it was a Greek and a Jew.

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (A4Y33)

126 Fraud certainly explains where/why our country is in debt. Why we have elderly and senile Congress critters enriching income, as kickbacks (from pork bills).

It's worse than I thought.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

The fraud, waste, and abuse is everywhere. It is just that the Somalians were so careless they didn't care or weren't smart enough to cover for it.

Bessent mentioned 350-600 billion in fraud, Musk says about 1.5 Trillion, between 600 billion and 1.5 trillion per year. If we roughly split the difference since 2009 when Obama came in at 1 trillion per year on average, that would mean out of 38 trillion, that 16 trillion was fraud, waste, or abuse spending. With interest, that would be over half of the current federal debt.

Pissed away for our ruling elite to become generationally wealthy, politicians to win reelection and get donor funding, to spur the world economy for believed nat sec purposes, and to bankrupt the US.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (WDjG6)

127 Nonsense, sir, it needs a genuine certified monorail!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
.......

Half the price!

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

128 What Minniesomalia needs is High Speed Train!
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM

Nonsense, sir, it needs a genuine certified monorail!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Nah. Heated skybridges for the homeless in DT Minneapolis.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (HTCU3)

129 And that same Somali can at the same time, run a daycare with 25 ghost kids, while also running a transportation service with ghost customers and cars that never move. Mo' Money Mo' Money.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (vbXSk)
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It's already been documented that Somalis running "daycares" claim they send their kids to the "daycares" of other Somalis.

An interpreter who is his own interpreter has a fool for a speaker. Or something.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (Q4cxx)

130 During Biden, I noticed the Democrats had stopped offering big new entitlement programs

Instead they spent huge sums on programs for NGOs and others.

This lines up with it all being fraud.

Posted by: coba at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (IuIym)

131 Wow...the Left is getting beat down by this. No excuses or attempts to justify, it's all just "Shirley is retarded."

He didnt “expose” anything lmao. The entire video is literally him harassing Somalis with unverified claims and crying that they dont want to play his game anymore.

Nick Shirley has subhuman IQ and his reporting was totally fraudulent. That would matter to you if you weren't a basic partisan cheerleader for your favorite pedophile.

Nick Shirley is the average republican: easily confused, getting scared about things he doesnt understand, getting taken advantage by people richer and smarter than he is and without a doubt being absolutely retarded.

Do you think Nick would get the attention if he were to report on the easy to find fraud from folks like Trevor Milton (pardoned by Trump)? Probably not because he's MAGA, and white.

If they are in fact guilty they may to consider a donation to Trumps Super PAC and this problem will just go away.

The stats saying 90% of Somalis are on welfare come from a group The Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled "hate group" for their anti-immigrant stance.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

132 The DOJ can build any case it wants, I doubt if Walz is convicted of anything in Minnesota.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (rJ48h)

133 This is all because of Obamacare. People wanted socialized healthcare, this is what happens.

Socialism is blatant theft.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (g8Ew8)

134 Don't say it's only Somalis who won't assimilate. Our station employee, Perini Scleroso, has been in country for 45 years and hardly speaks a word of comprehensible English. Yeah, she's tried, at least, and she's kinda useful around the Network.

Posted by: Guy Caballero at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (oftw2)

135 Quick get the fat stupid SCOTUS latina justice a milk shake!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (xvV+O)

136 Don't worry, Bill Gates has invested in factories that will make lab grown soy-based Eva Vlaardingerbroeks for everyone.
Posted by: banana
---

Bill Gates is chairman of the board on one of the 3 biggest builders of Nuclear Reactors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (AvfvA)

137 55 False question. Pissing your pants over ICE doesn't make them "terrorizing".

And rioters are a third omitted option.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:21 PM (Q4cxx)

=======

The rioters all being white is a sign that it's just local antifa using an excuse to make mayhem to bring about utopia.

The localized aspect of the violence indicates their numbers are small.

Their quick dispersal before they could get into the weapons box is indication that they fear the feds that came after them.

I wouldn't want to go to war with them as my soldiers, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

138 Pissed away for our ruling elite to become generationally wealthy, politicians to win reelection and get donor funding, to spur the world economy for believed nat sec purposes, and to bankrupt the US.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:33 PM (WDjG6)
=====

I want an ice cream freezer just like Nancy Pelosi's.

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

139 "Boy, Minnesota is an embarrassment! What a democrat created mess." Posted by: GoBucks

Mob bosses across the USA praise the Minnesota thieves as incredible successes. The mafias have been taking notes for a decade or so, and are figuring out how become "Documented Victims" so they too can cash in Big Time.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (vbXSk)

140 >>Karen throws rocks in the water to scare off the...decoys.


You could have described her to a Sketch Artist and nailed the ID without ever seeing the video.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (ZcsJV)

141 this is not for the groyper-light here, this is for ace :

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
3h
New -2028 GOP Primary - X poll @PpollingNumbers

🔴 Rubio 45%
🔴 Vance 31%
🔴 DeSantis 15%
🔴 RFK Jr 9%


Posted by: runner at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (g47mK)

142 132 The DOJ can build any case it wants, I doubt if Walz is convicted of anything in Minnesota.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM (rJ48h)

=======

Federal Minnesota courts are not Minneapolis courts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

143 108 The segment from the recent Nick Shirley video shows an encounter with a local Somali. It seems the word is out far and wide about how to respond to their committing fraud. Short version: It is all about islamophobia and racism. Of course all of the transportation companies in this segment have zero physical presence at the address they gave the State of Minnesota. This isn't fraud; this is something closer to a conspiracy to loot Minnesota's treasury.

https://youtu.be/zF2a3aTfA9w?t=636
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
=======
I don't think that racism card is particularly useful anymore for politics, nor the Islamophobia crap. AWFLs might buy it but they are not a majority of the US population.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (WDjG6)

144 Pissed away for our ruling elite to become generationally wealthy, politicians to win reelection and get donor funding, to spur the world economy for believed nat sec purposes, and to bankrupt the US.
Posted by: whig


I can see why the French Revolution cut so deep.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (FzgDV)

145 143 I don't think that racism card is particularly useful anymore for politics, nor the Islamophobia crap. AWFLs might buy it but they are not a majority of the US population.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (WDjG6)

=======

"Oh, what did I say?! I'm so sorry!"
-2007

"Fuck you."
-2026

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

146 That chick they dragged out of the car the other day should have used the Somali Taxi services to take her to her appointment!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (VRFEL)

147 76 Some rando Washington State AWFL caws at some duck hunters. It is quite humorous. This qualifies for a quick hits entry.

https://is.gd/GlcXJL

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

That is hillarious!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:25 PM (L/fGl)

There is a total disconnect with physical reality for a lot of the AWFUL set. She walked up to MEN WITH GUNS, and still somehow felt safe berating them.

It was the same with using a car to rundown ICE Officers... they feel safe...

Welp folks... time for us Men to take the gloves off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (mP0Kj)

148 woke reich is not the answer

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

149 I want an ice cream freezer just like Nancy Pelosi's.
Posted by: mrp
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Identify as a Somalian and start a learing center or a home health care transportation service company.

At your trial, insist on being called a white Somalian.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:38 PM (WDjG6)

150 woke reich is not the answer, and 2028 is far away , but...interesting

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

151 Again, this kid deserves the Pulitzer and every other Journalism award.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2026 01:38 PM (aZm/F)

152 "Oh, what did I say?! I'm so sorry!"
-2007

"Fuck you."
-2026

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:37 PM (GBKbO) ===

Some of us were FUCK YOU CVNT IN 2007.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 15, 2026 01:38 PM (xvV+O)

153 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)

154 BTW, Mark Steyn at his site has a video compendium of his many conversations with Eva over the years.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

155 You can believe him. He's a pastor.

Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

156 The Washington State AWFL was the Common Blue Coated Karen. Her call of "fuck off, fuck off ,fuck off" is being heard frequently these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (Oql3v)

157 Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
3h
New -2028 GOP Primary - X poll @PpollingNumbers

🔴 Rubio 45%
🔴 Vance 31%
🔴 DeSantis 15%
🔴 RFK Jr 9%

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (g47mK)

RFK's number should be zero. I'm fine with the guy in the Trump Administration but he's still a lefty.

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (A4Y33)

158 I don't think that racism card is particularly useful anymore for politics, nor the Islamophobia crap. AWFLs might buy it but they are not a majority of the US population. Posted by: whig

Concur. It is pretty much performance art anymore - sort of like Lucha libre's jumping off the the top rope onto a prone opponent.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (HTCU3)

159 Face it. The Somalis are the mob of Minneapolis.

They probably have pictures of Mayor Hair on a bad hair day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (Q4cxx)

160 The stats saying 90% of Somalis are on welfare come from a group The Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled "hate group" for their anti-immigrant stance./i]

Break this down for a moment...

The pro-unlimited immigration group has noted that the anti-unlimited immigration group is the one to look into whether immigrants are going straight on welfare...and the fact they would do so makes them a hate group.

It is a exercise in stupidity - of course groups opposed to something are more likely to look at the activity closely for crime or fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

161 142 132 The DOJ can build any case it wants, I doubt if Walz is convicted of anything in Minnesota.

Posted by: mr tmz

An almost unbroken string of Illinois Governors have gone to Federal Prison after committing crimes in their home state.

You wouldn't think that Sen, Menendez could be convicted in NJ, but that happened.

Posted by: It Can Happen at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (oftw2)

162 his is not for the groyper-light here, this is for ace :

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
3h
New -2028 GOP Primary - X poll @PpollingNumbers

🔴 Rubio 45%
🔴 Vance 31%
🔴 DeSantis 15%
🔴 RFK Jr 9%


Posted by: runner at January 15, 2026 01:36 PM (g47mK)

efff the groyper lovers.

I was leaning towards Emporer Rubio anyway.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (gHU/A)

163 Millions being moved per week, in cash, through airport luggage to international destinations.

Asset forfeiture laws for amounts over $10K in USD cash no-where to be seen.

WTF?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (O7YUW)

164 I can see why the French Revolution cut so deep.
Posted by: rickb223
========
Yep, even though the French aristocracy by historical standards was not that awful compared with other nations.

I also think that is in play in Iran. The mullahs looted the country to play the superpower abroad, seek useless nukes, and to become fabulously wealthy. Venezuela under Chavez and Maduro as well. And Mexico, and .......

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (WDjG6)

165 The 1st Minnesota would kick Tim Walz's lame ass.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (X4XpB)

166 This is a variation of the old scam involving transportation, medical care, and lawyers. In the old scam, it was mostly insurance companies that were defrauded.

The scam was to get a bunch of guys in a van or bus. Crash the van into another van full of guys. Both vans and all the guys are in on it.

You know have 12-15 people all claiming injury. They all go to the same medical clinic/doctor. The clinic bilks the fuck out of the insurance company for fake injuries. The transportation company does the same, pretending to ferry the guys back and forth to the clinic. The "injured" guys all get a piece of this action.

Then the lawyers sue for personal injuries, and again everyone gets a piece. We're taking millions of dollars just from one "accident."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

167 Most of us could not fathom that kind of mindset, because we don't deal with it - EVER. Certainly your Junior League women can't imagine anyone with that as a basic mindset - it is beyond their privileged experience.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 15, 2026 01:29 PM (SRRAx)

If you deal with anyone who supports the Democrats, you've dealt with this mindset. Most of us are guilty of papering it over because we want to keep getting along with family, friends, coworkers, and whatnot.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (vSvIl)

168 At least they are not boarding ships in the Great lakes for ransom

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (i+wP0)

169 And under cover of everything else going on, 84 House Republicans and all of the Democrats voted yesterday to boost funding to the National Endowment for Democracy, which is basically a second USAID (another CIA funding cutout).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)


Why won't voters turn out for Republican Congressional elections? I just don't get it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

170
I wonder how much those sign language scammers make. And yeah, I'm convinced most of them are scammers...

https://youtu.be/ry0PiCUd7PY?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 15, 2026 01:31 PM (nbLIj)

Ever since the Kung Flu Panic, officials seem to be choosing them over closed captioning, despite the improvements in AI. My theory has been a mass importation of people who can't read English, but who knows, it could all be a scam.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not getting her cut at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (Wt5PA)

171 Millions being moved per week, in cash, through airport luggage to international destinations.

Asset forfeiture laws for amounts over $10K in USD cash no-where to be seen.

WTF?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (O7YUW)
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As someone pointed out above, apparently the MN airport is run by Somalis for the glory of the Somali Empire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (ESVrU)

172 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

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That's so stupidly fake, I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (aZm/F)

173 Remember when little old ladies were sweet grandmotherly types?

That "woman" is what happens when you don't have kids, only cats, and make a criminal organization called the democrat party your god.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (xvV+O)

174 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)

Trump's rhetoric aside (and it's not helping), it's amusing to see the Europeans flex against the one major power least likely to give them problems.

Lookin' tough, fellas!

Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (A4Y33)

175 The stats saying 90% of Somalis are on welfare come from a group The Southern Poverty Law Center has labeled "hate group" for their anti-immigrant stance.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2026 01:34 PM


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wait...you're serious?

Let me laugh harder.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (kgE5c)

176 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John

European performance art. I think Germany and France sent 15 troops each for a 2 day deployment. The point? That they are tuff stuff.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (HTCU3)

177 David Strom at Hot Air (he's from Minnesota, btw) has a piece up there saying that he is now convinced that the left WANTS to push Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act, because they think the noise and drama from that is the only way to cover up the massive fraud stories about to come tumbling out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (uWKK8)

178
Bromar Omar is a tick, her constituents are ticks.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (NtVYv)

179 153 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)

Well... we could go to Greenland, or they were going to send us to the Eastern Front in Ukraine...

Posted by: Euro Troops at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (mP0Kj)

180 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)
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HAH! They are going to have to DEFEND those troops!

Trump just got NATO to firm up allied control of Greenland!!

Don't tell me that's not a possibility, here.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (Q4cxx)

181 Back when there were reports of immigrants eating cats in Springfield, Ohio, it was indicated that the local officials were just fine with it all because every house and apartment was filled to capacity and the US government was paying the bill.
Governor Walz, Mayor Frey, Attorney General Ellison and many others have gotten campaign contributions from many of the fraudsters.
The real unasked question is ... will they give the money back ?

Of course they won't because they are DIRTY, DIRTY DIRTY

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (GITLP)

182
The usual progressive airheads have simultaneously begun mouthing the claim that Trump will impose martial law to steal the upcoming election. They are laying the groundwork for their response when the Insurrection Act is set in motion. And the left has been deliberately providing the basis to set it in motion. They have a plan.

The corrupt sold-out municipal governments have to be taken over. And the local police have to gain a new understanding of where their next paychecks are coming from.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (yzZYy)

183 166 Elric, L&O did an ep with a plot like that.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

184 Yo ho yo ho a Somali pirate’s life for me

Posted by: Johnny at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (tn61m)

185 >> European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.


LOL

They have almost no troops and the ones they do have are completely useless without US Weapons, Training and Funding.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (ZcsJV)

186
The Grift is generational. Somali's only know grift. It's how they live.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (IifOV)

187 Sotomayor seems ... not well

She's terrible but she at least won't last too much longer
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Jumanji is brain dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

188 LOL, Karoline went off on some leftie twat reporter.

"you're a left-wing hack pretending to be a reporter."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (HXT0k)

189 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)
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HAH! They are going to have to DEFEND those troops!

Trump just got NATO to firm up allied control of Greenland!!

Don't tell me that's not a possibility, here.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (Q4cxx)
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Wait until the Euroweenies encounter polar bears toting harpoon cannons and walruses armed with fully-automatic assault weapons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (ESVrU)

190 That's so stupidly fake, I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Tells me his church is getting money for refugee resettlement and other grifts.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (WDjG6)

191 You can believe him. He's a pastor.

Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM


I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)

192 171 Millions being moved per week, in cash, through airport luggage to international destinations.

Asset forfeiture laws for amounts over $10K in USD cash no-where to be seen.

WTF?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 15, 2026 01:40 PM (O7YUW)
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As someone pointed out above, apparently the MN airport is run by Somalis for the glory of the Somali Empire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (ESVrU)

Asset forfeiture is run out of the Federal Prosecutors Office in that State... DHS has a whole handbook on it.

This goes higher than 'just' airport folks.

Posted by: Euro Troops at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (mP0Kj)

193 177 David Strom at Hot Air (he's from Minnesota, btw) has a piece up there saying that he is now convinced that the left WANTS to push Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act, because they think the noise and drama from that is the only way to cover up the massive fraud stories about to come tumbling out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (uWKK

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I would trend towards believing this.

Not because of the specifics.

But because it fits the overall Democrat playbook since Obama.

Win the narrative cycle. They think they can call Trump a traitor while he...acquires nearly unlimited power in MN to bring order and punish those in the state who made it possible.

Win the narrative, maybe, and massively lose the policy fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

194 While European troops are heading to Greenland, their families are in their home countries being attacked by Muslims.
Good plan EU, you so care about the plebes

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (Oql3v)

195
Trump went from

Unserious to Klansman to Nazi to Sexist to Rapist to Russian Agent to Rapist to Bank Defrauder to Pedophile

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (gGWDB)

196 186
The Grift is generational. Somali's only know grift. It's how they live.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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You left out piracy, killing people, and enslaving others. Somalia has a long reputation for all of those.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (WDjG6)

197 Wait until the Euroweenies encounter polar bears toting harpoon cannons and walruses armed with fully-automatic assault weapons.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (ESVrU)
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SMG-toting penguins riding armored attack walruses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (X4XpB)

198 Artificial intelligence is increasingly woven into everyday life, from chatbots that offer companionship to algorithms that shape what we see online. But as generative AI (genAI) becomes more conversational, immersive and emotionally responsive, clinicians are beginning to ask a difficult question: can genAI exacerbate or even trigger psychosis in vulnerable people? Large language models and chatbots are widely accessible, and often framed as supportive, empathic or even therapeutic. For most users, these systems are helpful or, at worst, benign. But as of late, a number of media reports have described people experiencing psychotic symptoms in which ChatGPT features prominently.

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (GITLP)

199 158 I don't think that racism card is particularly useful anymore for politics, nor the Islamophobia crap. AWFLs might buy it but they are not a majority of the US population. Posted by: whig

Concur. It is pretty much performance art anymore - sort of like Lucha libre's jumping off the the top rope onto a prone opponent.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (HTCU3)

The AWFL's have already chosen their side, so there's no point in worrying about what they think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (uWKK8)

200 "Don't worry, Bill Gates has invested in factories that will make lab grown soy-based Eva Vlaardingerbroeks for everyone."

But if they come from Gates' labs, they will have some homicidal trait, to achieve the Gates goal of vast reduction of global populations. Men will be made infertile at best, or deep sixed at worst.

Gates Man Eaters.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (vbXSk)

201 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

Much of the shit like this, either video or printed, is AI generated. The Ruthless guys covered it quite well.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (g8Ew8)

202 I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)

Someone needs to remind him about that little Commandment...

The one about bearing false witness?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (mP0Kj)

203 Elric, L&O did an ep with a plot like that.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)
____

"Ripped from the headlines!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

204 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM

That ICE agent? Albert Einstein.

Then everybody clapped.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (gGWDB)

205 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

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That's so stupidly fake, I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 15, 2026 01:42 PM (aZm/F)

It's like one of those evergreen "This morning my six-year old asked me "Mommy? How long will ICE keep killing peaceful protestors and innocent brown people? My best friend is brown and I don't want him to die!" type deals.

Posted by: Sure, Jan. Sure. at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

206 >>The Grift is generational. Somali's only know grift. It's how they live.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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>>You left out piracy, killing people, and enslaving others. Somalia has a long reputation for all of those.


... and inbreeding.

They are mostly known for starving to death and Sister Fucking.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:47 PM (ZcsJV)

207 Why is ANYONE paying any fcking taxes?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:47 PM (ULPxl)

208 Pastors never cheat with parishioners, either, right?

They never pilfer the funds.

That's how you know they never lie.

'Cause Jesus.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:48 PM (Q4cxx)

209 Watching Goldie's YouTube page. She's on break. Armin Navabi had Carolyn Levitt on doing a press briefing.

I couldn't do that. I'd tell the media they're all idiots.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:48 PM (FzgDV)

210 David Strom at Hot Air (he's from Minnesota, btw) has a piece up there saying that he is now convinced that the left WANTS to push Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act, because they think the noise and drama from that is the only way to cover up the massive fraud stories about to come tumbling out.
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Does he have any evidence, like any of them saying that?

Because that sounds like the thing conservatives always do, imagining how doing what clearly needs to be done will somehow make everything worse so let's just coast and hope for the best.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (vSvIl)

211 A year ago Nick Shirley went to Greenland and asked the locals what they thought about joining the USA. The answers are interesting.

https://youtu.be/ndm5Xsq45jM

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (HTCU3)

212 Since he has a rainbow flag prominently displayed and he' s wearing a collar and this in MN, my guess is he's ELCA and Lutheran services did a lot to support " refugees. I don't believe any of that happened and certainly not the bit about arresting a white man is not as much fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (ix8EF)

213 183 166 Elric, L&O did an ep with a plot like that.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

The scammers were white Christians no doubt. Whose leader was serially sexually abusing children and then they all drank cyanide to avoid arrest.

Posted by: The usual suspects according to Dick Wolf at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

214 I couldn't do that. I'd tell the media they're all idiots.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 01:48 PM (FzgDV)
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Evergreen:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (X4XpB)

215 177 David Strom at Hot Air (he's from Minnesota, btw) has a piece up there saying that he is now convinced that the left WANTS to push Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act, because they think the noise and drama from that is the only way to cover up the massive fraud stories about to come tumbling out.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Possibly but that is also probably why Trump is playing rope a dope with it.

This is a cold war and Trump is trying to prevent it going hot. That means pulling punches at times and letting the legal process move on to indicting Walz and others.

I think in that case, ICE and deportations may be the shiny thing that the left is focusing upon while the DoJ builds its cases for fraud.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (WDjG6)

216 efff the groyper lovers.

I was leaning towards Emporer Rubio anyway.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch

ICE WILL DISAPPEAR HIM BECAUSE HE'S BROWN!!!!

Posted by: Shrieking Lefty Harridans at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (JCZqz)

217 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John

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Did they issue them their one round?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (2UnvF)

218 The Grift is generational. Somali's only know grift. It's how they live.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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You left out piracy, killing people, and enslaving others. Somalia has a long reputation for all of those.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:46 PM (WDjG6)
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Yup. Been that way for 100s of years. Somalis are loathsome feral scumbags from a loathsome feral scumbag country and loathsome feral scumbag culture who know only loathsome feral scumbaggery. Their culture makes Thunderdome look like Shangri-La. These loathsome feral scumbags would sell their grandmothers into slavery if they could make money on it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

219 While European troops are heading to Greenland, their families are in their home countries being attacked by Muslims.

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (Oql3v)
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The EU is okay with that though. They welcome their knew Imam overlords.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Q4cxx)

220 >>> I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)

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That's the exact comment I left, even to the $ amount, on the video when I saw it yesterday.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (CyFyf)

221 >>> Don't worry, Bill Gates has invested in factories that will make lab grown soy-based Eva Vlaardingerbroeks for everyone.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Bill Gates is chairman of the board on one of the 3 biggest builders of Nuclear Reactors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 15, 2026 01:35 PM (AvfvA)


That's for all the giant radioactive Eva Vlaardingerbroek battle robots.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (3uBP9)

222 Don't worry. Everything is going to be ok.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (QGaXH)

223 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
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The UK is about to pass a law to raise the draft age to 65.

But they can totally go toe-to-toe with the US ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (HXT0k)

224 >>> 220 >>> I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $1,000, Alex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (kgE5c)

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That's the exact comment I left, even to the $ amount, on the video when I saw it yesterday.
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (CyFyf)

Behold, the power of HordeMind!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (ULPxl)

225 The onion being peeled each day is infuriating to read and these wildings need to be put down. I wish Trump would just pull the plug and do it. This is not going to help to let it go on. People are going to complain and riot over it anyways you might as well do it.

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (Q0yOR)

226 This is the funding mechanism for the democrat party. They are probably getting more than half of the stolen money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (7eTGL)

227 They are mostly known for starving to death and Sister Fucking, but mostly sister fucking.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:47 PM


Fixed to conform to the AoSHQ Meme Guide

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:52 PM (kgE5c)

228 Because that sounds like the thing conservatives always do, imagining how doing what clearly needs to be done will somehow make everything worse so let's just coast and hope for the best.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (vSvIl)
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Was it a landslide when you were elected Armchair President?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:52 PM (Q4cxx)

229 We’ve complained about jihadis in America holding security-sensitive positions. We were concerned about the wrong kind of jihad.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2026 01:52 PM (o2ZRX)

230 Yup. Been that way for 100s of years. Somalis are loathsome feral scumbags from a loathsome feral scumbag country and loathsome feral scumbag culture who know only loathsome feral scumbaggery. Their culture makes Thunderdome look like Shangri-La. These loathsome feral scumbags would sell their grandmothers into slavery if they could make money on it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

So what you're saying is they're highly civilized and intelligent people who enrich their communities financially and culturally.

Posted by: Cathy Newman at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (TbWk/)

231 Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV)
@TheMilkBarTV

Candace Owens is now pushing that Charlie Kirk was a TIME TRAVELLER - and that he had "AGENTS" (yes, like the Matrix) monitoring him from childhood - and that he was killed because he tried to DISTURB space-time continuum. No, I'm not kidding.

https://tinyurl.com/kbmk8pda

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

232 I hope Nick Shirley and David get themselves some protection when they do this. The dudes have stones, that's for sure.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (th/4a)

233 Behold, the power of HordeMind!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM


Beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (kgE5c)

234 228 Was it a landslide when you were elected Armchair President?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:52 PM (Q4cxx)

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That's when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, wasn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

235 For years, I've wondered how bazillions of federal dollars seem to just vanish into thin air

was it bad accounting or oversight, sloppy reporting, useless projects?

No
it was being stolen, right under our noses

Posted by: Don Black at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

236 ... and inbreeding.

They are mostly known for starving to death and Sister Fucking.

Posted by: garrett
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Inbreeding is sui generis among Islamic countries to the extent of causing a massive problem of mental retardation among the general population.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (WDjG6)

237 Scott Bissent strikes me as a person with a vindictive streak. Lot of showboats and loudmouths in the administration. I don't think he is one.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (MZ+PY)

238 I wonder what the likelihood that all those vacant warehouses and "daycares" could be housing and transporting weapons and ammo. Piss them off and pull their meal ticket and ... blammo.

There's your "bloody insurrection".

Posted by: Derak at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (ce3ev)

239 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John

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Did they issue them their one round?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (2UnvF)

Yes. But they have to put that round in their shirt pockets.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (g8Ew8)

240 >>Fixed to conform to the AoSHQ Meme Guide
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2026 01:52 PM (kgE5c)


Thanks. I will have CBD forward you 10% of the proceeds from my comment for Editorial Services Rendered.

I'm gonna need to send you some Tax forms, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:54 PM (ZcsJV)

241
Why is ANYONE paying any fcking taxes?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

=============

The government owes us an apology for what it did with our money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2026 01:54 PM (x4Mz/)

242 Because that sounds like the thing conservatives always do, imagining how doing what clearly needs to be done will somehow make everything worse so let's just coast and hope for the best.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (vSvIl)


This is my default setting. Somehow people's better natures will emerge, they will be ashamed of what they've been doing, and they will mend their ways.

I hate when pain must be applied. I want people to behave without it. But I realize that human nature is human nature.

Posted by: Emmie at January 15, 2026 01:54 PM (FMtrg)

243 >>> 215
==
This is a cold war and Trump is trying to prevent it going hot. That means pulling punches at times and letting the legal process move on to indicting Walz and others.

I think in that case, ICE and deportations may be the shiny thing that the left is focusing upon while the DoJ builds its cases for fraud.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (WDjG6)

He has been cutting off money and attriting the timwalz cannon fodder from his first day back in office. There's a bunch of mush-brained LIVs who need to be persuaded that things really are bad enough to do the "mean" things that need to be done (or at least bad enough that they don't think they need to LARP at stopping OrangeManBad).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (ULPxl)

244 BTW 14% of the budget is a trillion.

In case anyone is counting and/or ok with a little math

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (gGWDB)

245 Candace Owens has completely lost her mind. What happened to her? Or was she always this insane?

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (Q0yOR)

246 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

I hope they packed for the weather.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (IifOV)

247 Finally, Candy O returns to reality.

Candace Owens Suggests Charlie Kirk Was Time Traveler That "Agents" Followed "Since He Was Young" To "Change An Outcome"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

248 There's also Nick Searcy. Lot of based Nicks.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (gGWDB)

249 I thought I'd heard Shirley had evidence of Walz threatening whistleblowers. Or was that someone else?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (s0JqF)

250
Then the lawyers sue for personal injuries, and again everyone gets a piece. We're taking millions of dollars just from one "accident."
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

A judge in Orange County just pleaded guilty to fraud of workman's comp and he was working with a doctor. I'm not sure how it worked but this is sadly pervasive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (xJGPn)

251 Candace Owens needs to investigate the horrible persecution of Bat Boy.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

252 The onion being peeled each day is infuriating to read and these wildings need to be put down. I wish Trump would just pull the plug and do it. This is not going to help to let it go on. People are going to complain and riot over it anyways you might as well do it.
Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 01:51 PM (Q0yOR)
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You're free to wish that.

It doesn't make it the best tactical decision.

As I fully think Trump is planning to have another election, the People will ultimately decide who gets to continue in charge of this country. There will be another vote, and the administration is going to have to look guiltless enough to win it.

The people may agree with "Yeah, we had the power and the Constitutional prerogative to do it." But, they may not.

This solution is necessarily logistic and political at the same time.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (Q4cxx)

253 243 He has been cutting off money and attriting the timwalz cannon fodder from his first day back in office. There's a bunch of mush-brained LIVs who need to be persuaded that things really are bad enough to do the "mean" things that need to be done (or at least bad enough that they don't think they need to LARP at stopping OrangeManBad).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (ULPxl)

====

No one has screamed about the cut off funds for like 2 days, so it's forgotten and not even happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

254 I want to know how I can get in on this fraud so I can afford to have Sydney Sweeney dance for me every night.

Really, it's for the children.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (BSdIE)

255 Candace Owens needs a nice, padded cell.

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (gtcuf)

256 EU when the US has designs on Greenland: We will fight for it!

EU when China or Russia has designs on Greenland: Come on in boys! Can I get you something to drink? Some fermented shark perhaps?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM (2UnvF)

257 Candace Owens Suggests Charlie Kirk Was Time Traveler

Ye cannae break the laws o' physics, Candace!

Posted by: gKWVE at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (gKWVE)

258 >>Candace Owens Suggests Charlie Kirk Was Time Traveler That "Agents" Followed "Since He Was Young" To "Change An Outcome"


“Listen, and understand! That Jewminator is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!”
– Candace Owens

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (ZcsJV)

259 >>> 242 Because that sounds like the thing conservatives always do, imagining how doing what clearly needs to be done will somehow make everything worse so let's just coast and hope for the best.
Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (vSvIl)

This is my default setting. Somehow people's better natures will emerge, they will be ashamed of what they've been doing, and they will mend their ways.

I hate when pain must be applied. I want people to behave without it. But I realize that human nature is human nature.
Posted by: Emmie at January 15, 2026 01:54 PM (FMtrg)

something something "seared consciences"

As many as possible low-level timwalzes need to be pushed or pulled away from the psychos at the top.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (ULPxl)

260 239 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox New

Why? Trump was hardly going to invade Greenland.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (ix8EF)

261 245 Candace Owens has completely lost her mind. What happened to her? Or was she always this insane?
Posted by: turambar
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Money from clicks. Think the sideshow carny.

She was never a serious thinker nor worthy of much account other than the rare "black female conservative" card.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (WDjG6)

262 Somalian goes to Somalian “doctor”. The doctor bills Medicaid $250. And the Somalian also needs an interpreter. So the cousin of the “doctor” is hired to interpret at $100/visit.

Oh and of course there is never an actual doctor visit. It’s all on paper only.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (kgFPv)

263 Somalis are loathsome feral scumbags from a loathsome feral scumbag country and loathsome feral scumbag culture who know only loathsome feral scumbaggery.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade


AoS turned into a poetry site so slowly I hardly noticed.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (Fs0KI)

264
There it is. Candace Owens is Andy Kauffman. I knew that fucker didn't die.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (gGWDB)

265 Does Candy O really have millions of viewers, or is it all fake and gay? I'm figuring fake and gay.

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (gtcuf)

266 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

I hope they packed for the weather.
Posted by: Frank Barone

The invasion is off!

Great Britain sends one soldier to defend Greenland (Norway sent two)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (L/fGl)

267 "European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News."

Last I heard, Germany was sending about a dozen men, not a battalion.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (vbXSk)

268 245 Candace Owens has completely lost her mind. What happened to her? Or was she always this insane?
Posted by: turambar

She’s just a grifter. What’s troubling is all the people who buy into her insanity.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (kgFPv)

269 As we keep pointing out, the Dems are facing existential, extinction-level events:

- their funding is being cut
- their illegal voters are being removed, both physical and the phantom registrations
- they've become so dependent upon laundered government funds, they have too few real donors left
- they are losing the youth and have no "bench" of stars
- while every day looks more and more likely that sitting elected officials are going to be criminally charged for enabling the laundering and vote fraud

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (HXT0k)

270 When The Canuck Reich arrested a pastor for not following COVID regulations I remember the left cheered - just because he is a minister and just because its in a church doesn't make him above the law they said...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

271
I thought I'd heard Shirley had evidence of Walz threatening whistleblowers. Or was that someone else?
Posted by: Eeyore

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Yeah, it was Shirley. But I don't think we've seen the smoking gun yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (x4Mz/)

272 Candace Owens is now pushing that Charlie Kirk was a TIME TRAVELLER - and that he had "AGENTS" (yes, like the Matrix) monitoring him from childhood - and that he was killed because he tried to DISTURB space-time continuum. No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: redridinghood

I can fix her!

Posted by: No one ever at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (JCZqz)

273 Headline (Reuters):

"Dollar rises as US jobless claims unexpectedly fall"

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)

274 Valhalla I am coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (B3wdz)

275 The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”

The Italian says, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greeks says, “We had great mathematicians and philosophers.”

The Italian says, “We created a world empire and established Pax Romana.”

the Greek lights up and says…. “We invented sex!”

The Italian nods slowly and replies, “But we introduced it to women!”
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2026 01:27 PM (uWKK



Cleopatra was not as beautiful as history makes her out to be.
But that's how Julius Ceaser....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (2WIwB)

276 David Strom at Hot Air (he's from Minnesota, btw) has a piece up there saying that he is now convinced that the left WANTS to push Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act, because they think the noise and drama from that is the only way to cover up the massive fraud stories about to come tumbling out.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Possibly but that is also probably why Trump is playing rope a dope with it.

This is a cold war and Trump is trying to prevent it going hot. That means pulling punches at times and letting the legal process move on to indicting Walz and others.

I think in that case, ICE and deportations may be the shiny thing that the left is focusing upon while the DoJ builds its cases for fraud.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (WDjG6)
____

Yea. As I said in the earlier thread, I think Trump is playing this wisely. And he's winning. A few smelly antifag types spray-painting a private car and parading around sucking each other's dicks isn't stopping ICE and DHS from kicking ass and taking names. If anything, ICE/DHS has stepped up enforcement and arrests. Trump is getting great results using the existing forces in MN.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

277 >>Does Candy O really have millions of viewers, or is it all fake and gay? I'm figuring fake and gay.


I guarantee that the Intel Services are behind most, if not ALL, of the Botting done to Streamers / Online Pundits.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (ZcsJV)

278


F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?

Posted by: imp at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (g6TN6)

279 246 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

I hope they packed for the weather.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM (IifOV)

Nice of them to make bases and keep them warm for us.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (9Ovst)

280 271
I thought I'd heard Shirley had evidence of Walz threatening whistleblowers. Or was that someone else?
Posted by: Eeyore

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Yeah, it was Shirley. But I don't think we've seen the smoking gun yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (x4Mz/)

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Some MN government employee testified it to Congress last week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

281 213 183 166 Elric, L&O did an ep with a plot like that.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

The scammers were white Christians no doubt. Whose leader was serially sexually abusing children and then they all drank cyanide to avoid arrest.
Posted by: The usual suspects according to Dick Wolf at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Everybody who ever had anything to do with that trash should go to prison.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (o2ZRX)

282 Last I heard, Germany was sending about a dozen men, not a battalion.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (vbXSk)

That is a German battalion.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:00 PM (gGWDB)

283 273 Headline (Reuters):

"Dollar rises as US jobless claims unexpectedly fall"

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)

======

The high GDP is just hiding the fact that America is losing purchasing power because everyone's getting fired in the worst economy since Trump's first term

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

284 A judge in Orange County just pleaded guilty to fraud of workman's comp and he was working with a doctor. I'm not sure how it worked but this is sadly pervasive.
Posted by: CaliGirl

California has long had literally fraud networks on workman's comp and accidents where the petitioners, the lawyers, doctors, and even judges are involved in putting the cost on taxpayers or insurance companies via collusion. Workman's comp insurance (and accident insurance) for businesses is at nosebleed levels for the poor honest guy trying to run a business there. Big companies self insure to avoid the racket.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (WDjG6)

285 Owens sounds like whatever you call someone who spreads ridiculous bullshit stories to discredit other genuinely weird shit that is real.

Maybe "Brigitte" really is a man?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (ULPxl)

286 “I’m here to help you. I’m Candace. Sergeant DreamTech-Com, DN38416. Assigned to protect you. You’ve been targeted for termination.”
– Candace Owens

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (ZcsJV)

287 278
Yea. As I said in the earlier thread, I think Trump is playing this wisely. And he's winning. A few smelly antifag types spray-painting a private car and parading around sucking each other's dicks isn't stopping ICE and DHS from kicking ass and taking names. If anything, ICE/DHS has stepped up enforcement and arrests. Trump is getting great results using the existing forces in MN.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

=====

I believe DHS tripled its presence in the last week.

There are more ICE officers in Minneapolis than local cops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

288 Completely anecdotal but I saw the shit with my own eyes:

Mormons are now shopping and traveling in packs with their refugee wage slaves now on the weekends here in Boise. You'll see five or ten Oxy-Mom Mormon broads surrounding two or three obvious foreigners in the stores (with foreign costumes on to make sure you know it) just daring ICE to take away their maids and car-washers.


The Mormons have made fortunes selling Idaho to illegals and Chobani in the last ten years.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (6V14C)

289 I hate when pain must be applied. I want people to behave without it. But I realize that human nature is human nature.
Posted by: Emmie at January 15, 2026 01:54 PM (FMtrg)
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I'm the same way. I don't like that Good was shot. I don't think the officer did any good shooting her. That's got nothing to do with what was well within legal power. The caveat on that opinion is that I'm not comfortable saying what he should have done given how quick his own phone vid shows it happened. She backed and turned toward where he was standing.

It happened so fast that loonies are now saying that the video was "sped up". Because they know that at the speed it shows, they have less of a case.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (Q4cxx)

290 Candace Owens is now pushing that Charlie Kirk was a TIME TRAVELLER - and that he had "AGENTS" (yes, like the Matrix) monitoring him from childhood - and that he was killed because he tried to DISTURB space-time continuum. No, I'm not kidding.

https://tinyurl.com/kbmk8pda
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2026 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

Project MKUltra has entered the chat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2026 02:01 PM (mP0Kj)

291 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 15, 2026 01:39 PM (nvKZ7)
____

In dragon boats?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

292 I see Britain is sending one officer to Greenland. Valhalla, indeed. Nice one, Chuck.

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (Q0yOR)

293 255 Candace Owens needs a nice, padded cell.

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 01:56 PM

I heard that she is convinced that Charlie Kirk was a time traveler, and was possibly killed by time traveling Jews now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (IifOV)

294 Hundreds of Millions of Dollars by Running Fake Taxpayer-Funded Transporation Companies

We've discovered the real "virtual economy", haven't we?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (Q7yzj)

295 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?
Posted by: imp

I gotta read slower. I thought you just got hit with the strongest tornado in world history.

Posted by: Huked on Foniks Werked Four Mi! at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (oftw2)

296 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?
Posted by: imp at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (g6TN6)

***

With a camera pod? Kinda early for Spring Break though.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (2WIwB)

297 282 Last I heard, Germany was sending about a dozen men, not a battalion.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (vbXSk)

That is a German battalion.
Posted by: ...
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Back off jack, they are sending their Meal Team Six armed with multifunction Swiss Army knives. And they know how to use that corkscrew mister.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (WDjG6)

298 L&O was good when it started out, especially in the Moriarty years.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

299 Candace might be the first person to avoid liability for slander and defamation because the court finds she's bat shit crazy and no one in their right minds would pay attention to her

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Oql3v)

300 People need to be executed - swiftly.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 01:14 PM (Ti0Hb)

If they threaten agents in their vehicles, neutralize them

Posted by: night lifted at January 15, 2026 01:17 PM (kJmLc)
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It's getting much worse:

https://tinyurl.com/5b8cks5n

Believe what they're telling you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti0Hb)

301 If you spend any time on your tube going down rabbit holes it’s not just Candace. There are A LOT of people pushing the Charlie Kirk conspiracies. Everything from the Jews (of course) killed him to the cia, MI5, TPUSA execs, his wife, his parents, his in laws you name it. It’s a circus. And these people all get views.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:03 PM (kgFPv)

302 [ii]European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

Heh. In the dead of winter. Their ancestors thought it was "Green", too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:04 PM (Q7yzj)

303 >>> 281 213 183 166 Elric, L&O did an ep with a plot like that.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

The scammers were white Christians no doubt. Whose leader was serially sexually abusing children and then they all drank cyanide to avoid arrest.
Posted by: The usual suspects according to Dick Wolf at January 15, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
Everybody who ever had anything to do with that trash should go to prison.
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2026 01:59 PM (o2ZRX)

I'm so old, I can remember an L&O episode in which a white dude was taking pictures of kids in their skivvies... because he was an employee of a Big Pharma company conducting drug tests on little brown children.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 02:04 PM (ULPxl)

304 Embattled EU Top Diplomat Kaja Kallas Says That the State of the World Means It May Be a ‘Good Moment to Start Drinking’

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2026 02:05 PM (GITLP)

305 Candace Owens is now pushing that Charlie Kirk was a TIME TRAVELLER - and that he had "AGENTS" (yes, like the Matrix) monitoring him from childhood - and that he was killed because he tried to DISTURB space-time continuum. No, I'm not kidding.

https://tinyurl.com/kbmk8pda
Posted by: redridinghood


She has went around the bend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2026 02:05 PM (FzgDV)

306 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox New

Why? Trump was hardly going to invade Greenland.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (ix8EF)
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Exactly.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:05 PM (Q4cxx)

307 You know who else was unemployed in Greenland?

Fezzig.

A character in a Rob Reiner film.

Connect the dots, people.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:05 PM (6V14C)

308 The hot new Jew conspiracy concerns Argentina.

They’ve had some fires lately, almost certainly set by Antifa types. But the Cucker Tarlson wing is convinced Israelis did it so they could buy up the land cheap after the burn.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:06 PM (kgFPv)

309 Candace Owens is now pushing that Charlie Kirk was a TIME TRAVELLER - and that he had "AGENTS" (yes, like the Matrix) monitoring him from childhood - and that he was killed because he tried to DISTURB space-time continuum. No, I'm not kidding.

https://tinyurl.com/kbmk8pda

Posted by: redridinghood
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Is Charlie the type of guy to kill baby Hitler?

He didn't kill baby Hitler though--did he?!

He must LIKE Hitler!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:06 PM (Q4cxx)

310 298 L&O was good when it started out, especially in the Moriarty years.
Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

L&O SVU lost something when Stabler left. It was always satisfying see him perform his patented "Stabler-smash" on a runaway perp.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 15, 2026 02:06 PM (9Ovst)

311 C’mon, we all know it was the contractor for Trump’s ballroom who killed Charlie.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:06 PM (77rzZ)

312 Greenland?I thought the war was in Ukraine.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (YlWIZ)

313 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?

Trump has finally HAD IT with the Disney live action remakes.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (Fs0KI)

314 286 “I’m here to help you. I’m Candace. Sergeant DreamTech-Com, DN38416. Assigned to protect you. You’ve been targeted for termination. by Hebrew Nation.
– Candace Owens
Posted by: garrett

Probably more accurate threat in her deluded mind.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

315 208 Pastors never cheat with parishioners, either, right?

They never pilfer the funds.

That's how you know they never lie.

'Cause Jesus.
Posted by: Axeman at January

Of course they do, because they are humans and flawed. But there are some amazing pastors who walk the walk, and do it with humility.

Posted by: Piper at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (OoFl2)

316 While European troops are heading to Greenland, their families are in their home countries being attacked by Muslims.

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 01:45 PM (Oql3v)
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The EU is okay with that though. They welcome their knew Imam overlords.
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 01:50 PM (Q4cxx)

I think you're on to Trump's plan.
1. Get Euro's to send troops to Greeland
B. Scare mullahs outta Iran to newly defenseless Euro countries
III. Profit!

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (qz889)

317 That Karen screaming at the duck hunters?

Her inspiration:
https://youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU

Posted by: mindful webworker - a great ringtone at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (FMpsC)

318 “Listen, and understand! That Jewminator is out there! It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!”
– Candace Owens
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:57 PM (ZcsJV)

The 600 series had rubber skin and yarmulkes. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, pay full retail, everything.

Posted by: JewNet became self-aware on August 19, 1997. Oy vey! at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)

319 Why do Somalis all look alike?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (8CIFn)

320 The UK government put up a playable video game intended to teach people that whites are bad, Muslims are good, and Starmer knows what is best for everyone.

The game does this by showing you a cute cartoon goth girl who says all the wrong things and must be punished.

Unsurprisingly, everyone decided she's the hero and started making fan art of her punching Starmer and deporting Muslims. The government has now disabled the website with the game.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

321 Charlie was just about to come out Ya-know-Hitler-wasn't-such-a-bad-guy before he was taken out!

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (Q4cxx)

322 I heard that she is convinced that Charlie Kirk was a time traveler, and was possibly killed by time traveling Jews now?
Posted by: Frank Barone

Weather controlling, time traveling Jews with lazers on their heads!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

323 The Marxists are pushing that ICE agents are areesting anyone who isn't a white person.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (i+wP0)

324 Every time I hear someone talking about invading Greenland I hear the line from Rock Lobster "there goes a narwal".

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (Oql3v)

325 >>> 300
==

It's getting much worse:

https://tinyurl.com/5b8cks5n

Believe what they're telling you.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti0Hb)

1) I see the Nose Ring Theory still holds (got the danger hair and crazy eyes, too!)
2) She's telling *other* people to do that, right?
3) Still waiting for my License to Slap a Dumb Bitch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (ULPxl)

326 312 Greenland?I thought the war was in Ukraine.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (YlWIZ)

No one wants to go to the Eastern Front.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (mP0Kj)

327 But there are some amazing pastors who walk the walk, and do it with humility.
Posted by: Piper at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (OoFl2)


This is true. The pastor we had in my parish (Catholic) was one. But then they transferred him and we got an antisemitic dotard instead.
Barrel status: scraped (the bishop probably used our barrel)

Posted by: gKWVE at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (gKWVE)

328 The smellies in MN just got pushed back.

They are seriously outnumbered.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (HXT0k)

329 Last I heard, Germany was sending about a dozen men

Without those two Zodiac boats, doesn't that leave Europe open to invasion from the North Sea?

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (Q7yzj)

330 So if time travelers killed Charlie what happened to the Egyptian planes? Or were those planes time traveling too?

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (kgFPv)

331 The game does this by showing you a cute cartoon goth girl who says all the wrong things and must be punished.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)
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Here's a club.

Do you:

1. Beat her down.
2. Call over a crowd to club her to death
3. Sympathize with Nazis

Choose which one.

*blinking prompt*

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (Q4cxx)

332 The Jews are in control of our food! Why else is the grocery store called HEB? IT'S RIGHT IN OUR FACES!!!

Posted by: Candace Tuck'er Ovens at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)

333 >>The hot new Jew conspiracy concerns Argentina.

>They’ve had some fires lately, almost certainly set by Antifa types. But the Cucker Tarlson wing is convinced Israelis did it so they could buy up the land cheap after the burn.


That's not how Jewish Lightning works.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (ZcsJV)

334 Actually the Jewminator can be bargained with, just let it pay wholesale

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (Oql3v)

335 Weather controlling, time traveling Jews with lazers on their heads!

This makes Jews sound even cooler than the whole "Jews will send you IDF babes, a crate of AK-47s, and a Lamborghini" thing that was on X yesterday.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (2ocoG)

336 Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

The Canadian pastor was Arthur Pawlowski (sp?) There were some American pastors at big churches arrested as well for holding services during Covid lockdowns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (ix8EF)

337 Without those two Zodiac boats, doesn't that leave Europe open to invasion from the North Sea?
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (Q7yzj)
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Who's going to invade from the North Sea? The Faroese?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (X4XpB)

338 Last I heard, Germany was sending about a dozen men

---
Back in time to save baby Hitler?

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (Q4cxx)

339 319 Why do Somalis all look alike?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM

Because their family tree is 2 branches that keep intertwining.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (IifOV)

340 I can just picture French troops in Greenland.

"Mon Doo, eet ees focking freezing, wee wee! And zhere are no baguettes. No Grooyare! Zee ees tray unceevilized!"

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (gtcuf)

341 323 The Marxists are pushing that ICE agents are areesting anyone who isn't a white person.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (i+wP0)

Given 99.99% of criminal aliens aren’t white it makes sense.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM (kgFPv)

342 >>The 600 series had rubber skin and yarmulkes. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, pay full retail, everything.
Posted by: JewNet became self-aware on August 19, 1997. Oy vey! at January 15, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)


LOL


I think we could make and entire AI Movie before the Cafe hits, if we try hard enough.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (ZcsJV)

343 The Matztrix

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (gGWDB)

344 More and more I believe the entire State of Minnesota should go into receivership or something like that.
The entire legislature needs to be suspended and the Governor and his administration arrested.

Once the voter rolls have been purged and voter ID enabled then the citizens can cast votes for NEW legislature and Governor.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (Oq/TM)

345 328 The smellies in MN just got pushed back.

They are seriously outnumbered.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (HXT0k)

=====

Fewer every day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

346 319 Why do Somalis all look alike?

Like Chris Rock mated with a guitar pick.

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (gtcuf)

347 >>> 344 More and more I believe the entire State of Minnesota should go into receivership or something like that.
The entire legislature needs to be suspended and the Governor and his administration arrested.

Once the voter rolls have been purged and voter ID enabled then the citizens can cast votes for NEW legislature and Governor.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (Oq/TM)

Not just Minnesota.

Posted by: CA, OR, WA, IL, NY, probably many more including so-called reds at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (ULPxl)

348 The original Jewinator was the golem.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

349 337 Without those two Zodiac boats, doesn't that leave Europe open to invasion from the North Sea?
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM

Always guard against an invasion from Kamchatka

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (IifOV)

350 Trump is gonna invade and rename it Greenblatt to help you-know-who

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (gGWDB)

351 Emmie,

If you realize human nature is fallen, why is your default setting that you feel people will just feel remorse and behave themselves naturally?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (3AwA+)

352 Why do Somalis all look alike?

Massive inbreeding. All the jokes enlightened liberals make about the Deep South are actually true about Somalia.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

353 >>> 345 328 The smellies in MN just got pushed back.

They are seriously outnumbered.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 15, 2026 02:09 PM (HXT0k)

=====

Fewer every day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 15, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

Attrit, baby, attrit!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 02:13 PM (ULPxl)

354 Headline (Fox News):

"RFK Jr: Dr Oz says Trump has 'highest testosterone level' he’s seen in a man older than 70"

Winning!

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

355 An ICE agent bit my sister once.

Posted by: Minnesota Pastor at January 15, 2026 02:13 PM (Q4cxx)

356 I wonder if the common Minnesotan knows what’s going on. They’re probably only been told racist right wingers are harassing Somali businesses or something like that. And since they only live ina. Reddit/MSM bubble they believe it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (kgFPv)

357 Greenland has always been at war with Eurasia

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (Oql3v)

358 Is Charlie the type of guy to kill baby Hitler?

He didn't kill baby Hitler though--did he?!

He must LIKE Hitler!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:06 PM (Q4cxx)
******
Only her dreams know.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (NpAcC)

359 Urinepeon Union to send both troops and the tank to Greenland. If the tank starts. And if they can bum a ride.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (6V14C)

360 Minnesota should be gifted to Canada along with the entire NE.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (XjqVH)

361 Not just Minnesota.

Posted by: CA, OR, WA, IL, NY, probably many more including so-called reds at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (ULPxl)
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We can start with that though.

Posted by: Minnesota Pastor at January 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Q4cxx)

362 The only thing the dems directly involved were antsy to do via enabling this was to line their own pockets. It's mid and low level ones that actually do the work here.
The higher level dems enabling the enablers by looking the other way are the ones aiming to inflate budgets and buy votes.

Posted by: heya at January 15, 2026 02:15 PM (w4+QZ)

363 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?

You do have some P8 activity to the west of Tampa, along with a K-35R ciricling over Tampa. I'm guessing it's Godzilla.

Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Q7yzj)

364 If you realize human nature is fallen, why is your default setting that you feel people will just feel remorse and behave themselves naturally?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 15, 2026 02:12 PM (3AwA+)

Not to speak for Emmie but she said she wants it not that she "feels" they will.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:16 PM (gGWDB)

365 "RFK Jr: Dr Oz says Trump has 'highest testosterone level' he’s seen in a man older than 70"
Posted by: mrp

That's bait. The Lefties will melt-down about it...as they do with everything.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 15, 2026 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

366 Charlie Kirk was a time traveler and Biff Tannen killed him to get a sports almanac. This was all revealed on a documentary I saw recently on AMC.

Posted by: Candace Owens at January 15, 2026 02:16 PM (0e5Te)

367 340 I can just picture French troops in Greenland.

"Mon Doo, eet ees focking freezing, wee wee! And zhere are no baguettes. No Grooyare! Zee ees tray unceevilized!"

Posted by: Delurker at January 15, 2026 02:10 PM

Always buy Used French rifles. They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 02:16 PM (IifOV)

368 It's getting much worse:

https://tinyurl.com/5b8cks5n

Believe what they're telling you.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 15, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti0Hb)

1) I see the Nose Ring Theory still holds (got the danger hair and crazy eyes, too!)
2) She's telling *other* people to do that, right?
3) Still waiting for my License to Slap a Dumb Bitch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2026 02:08 PM (ULPxl)

Up-talking? Check.

Vocal fry? Check.

Vibrantly colored hair? Check.

Face metal? Check.

Crazy eyes? Check.

Ex-husband dude, you dodged the landmine. Congratulations. But unfortunately you must retake hot-crazy matrix training.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 15, 2026 02:16 PM (dK+Kv)

369 >>> 363 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?

You do have some P8 activity to the west of Tampa, along with a K-35R ciricling over Tampa. I'm guessing it's Godzilla.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:15 PM (Q7yzj)

Tampa?! How the fck did I get to Tampa!!! I *KNEW* I took a wrong turn at the Marianas Trench...

Posted by: Godzilla at January 15, 2026 02:17 PM (ULPxl)

370 Well...back later horde.
Time for an ammo inventory and relooking the medical bag and rations.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

371 I wonder if the common Minnesotan knows what’s going on. They’re probably only been told racist right wingers are harassing Somali businesses or something like that. And since they only live ina. Reddit/MSM bubble they believe it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 15, 2026 02:14 PM (kgFPv)
---
Away from the twin-cities it's different. A lady called in to Chris Plante the other day saying that she was in a store when ICE arrested an illegal. Everybody cheered and celebrated ICE.

Posted by: Minnesota Pastor at January 15, 2026 02:17 PM (Q4cxx)

372 363 Wouldn't be that crazy given how the timeline is going right now

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 02:17 PM (Q0yOR)

373 354 Headline (Fox News):

"RFK Jr: Dr Oz says Trump has 'highest testosterone level' he’s seen in a man older than 70"

Winning!
Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

McDonalds stock goes through the roof

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (VE6XX)

374 F15 just motored over the house (south of Tampa) due east. Anything happening?
---
Well, Fang-fang-bang said that jet fighters are a cure for insurrection.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (Q4cxx)

375 That damn Trump!

https://is.gd/1Tc7RV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

376 but those vehicles haven't been moved for six months.

Thus ruining the batteries and seals to get them ready for Cash for Clunkers 2.0.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (FhXTo)

377 I'm thinking Minnesota needs to be carpet bombed and turned into a parking lot for Canadian EVs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (BSdIE)

378 Kirk was trying to fix the hot crazy matrix by sending Candace out as his representative.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (gGWDB)

379 Time for an ammo inventory and relooking the medical bag and rations.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2026 02:17 PM (2WIwB)

Good reminder. I've let my rations store go lacking with the last 11 months of Trumpmas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 15, 2026 02:19 PM (dK+Kv)

380 The EU "army" is about to find that raping a sea lion is a lot different than their usual victims.

Sea lions and Polar bears (which aren't even FROM Poland) care nothing for your cigarettes and chocolate, Pierre.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:19 PM (6V14C)

381 The crazy lady in the vid has bright purple hair. As many have said vibrant colors in nature signal danger (poison frogs, snakes etc)

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:20 PM (Oql3v)

382 Godzilla’s headed to Mar-A-Lago. Even he has to kiss Trump’s ring.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

383 That damn Trump!

https://is.gd/1Tc7RV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

Fuck that guy in particular. Lock him up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)

384
Tampa?! How the fck did I get to Tampa!!! I *KNEW* I took a wrong turn at the Marianas Trench...
Posted by: Godzilla


But the weather!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (pkeXY)

385 European troops headed to Greenland per Fox News.

Heh. In the dead of winter. Their ancestors thought it was "Green", too.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2026 02:04 PM (Q7yzj)


13 Germans from the report. They will either hole up in the Best Western in Nuuk, or bunk at one of the American bases.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (rbvCR)

386 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except

So why is Walz calling for toning down the rhetoric now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (ix8EF)

387 No mystery why Trump has the highest T.

If Melania's shadow was ever cast on the same wall as mine I would be a tripod for six months.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:22 PM (6V14C)

388 They’ve had some fires lately, almost certainly set by Antifa types. But the Cucker Tarlson wing is convinced Israelis did it so they could buy up the land cheap after the burn.
Posted by: Really??

Jewish lightning is both real and spectacular.

Posted by: Rabinowitz Brothers At Law at January 15, 2026 02:22 PM (oftw2)

389 386 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except

So why is Walz calling for toning down the rhetoric now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (ix8EF)

He knows his days are numbered

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2026 02:22 PM (VE6XX)

390 Winners of the Week? A lot of ex-husbands across the Twin Cities who are watching these videos and saying, "See?!?!? I TOLD you guys what a crazy bitch she was and you said I was exaggerating!"

Posted by: Wally at January 15, 2026 02:22 PM (0e5Te)

391 Godzilla’s headed to Mar-A-Lago. Even he has to kiss Trump’s ring.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)
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Trump told him he didn't want to see anymore picking up and throwing down busses.

He said he's got to go.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:23 PM (Q4cxx)

392 375 That damn Trump!

https://is.gd/1Tc7RV
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 02:18 PM (L/fGl)


Walz is not making an appeal to Trump. You can't cause a person to view your position favorably by lying to their face about their motives.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 15, 2026 02:24 PM (FMtrg)

393 312 Greenland?I thought the war was in Ukraine.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
======
Everyone know from watching Hogan's Heroes that being sent to the Eastern Front is a threat to German soldiers to keep them behaving. Far better to be sent to the West.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 02:24 PM (WDjG6)

394 Headline (Fox 13 Seattle):

"WA Gov. Ferguson calls for millionaires’ tax in State of the State address"

9.9% state income tax for income over $1,000,000.

Posted by: mrp at January 15, 2026 02:25 PM (rj6Yv)

395 Actually, Trump’s gonna send Godzy to Minneapolis.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

396 So why is Walz calling for toning down the rhetoric now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (ix8EF)
---
Maybe because he wants to stay on the rhetoric front, where he can conceivably win.

Or maybe it's the value of Trump warning him that he's close to citing the Insurrection act.

Imagine all the Trump could find out if he actually seized Minnesota.

Posted by: Axeman at January 15, 2026 02:25 PM (Q4cxx)

397
245 Candace Owens has completely lost her mind. What happened to her? Or was she always this insane?
Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2026 01:55 PM

-------

She has to keep generating new material to get people to look at her, and to continue getting funded by her patrons. And she's not very smart.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2026 02:25 PM (azNOR)

398 nood


Trump

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2026 02:27 PM (3uBP9)

399 She has to keep generating new material to get people to look at her, and to continue getting funded by her patrons. And she's not very smart.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2026 02:25 PM (azNOR)

She's got a couple kids.. Someone should call Child Protective Services..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2026 02:27 PM (VE6XX)

400 Tampon Timmy will be popular on the cell block. Share and share alike

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 15, 2026 02:27 PM (Oql3v)

401 Trump lifted one finger . . .

Obnoxious Ford Worker Who Heckled Trump Gets Suspended from Job

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (L/fGl)

402 NOOD

Posted by: Ben Had at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (0KSrI)

403 397.
AI is no substitute for I.

She's a window-licker.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (6V14C)

404 I have such disdain for these weirdo women like the woman with the purple hair and face jewelry and weird eyes urging people to go out and make ICE widows. First of all, is she even from MN and why isn't she putting herself on the line to do that? Psycho.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (ZeH0U)

405 She has to keep generating new material to get people to look at her, and to continue getting funded by her patrons. And she's not very smart.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
=====
Natural progression of a media channel, it starts out reasonable like the History Channel and then morphs into Ancient Aliens and Pawnshop reality tv shows before you know it.

Candace is a media whore, nothing more, nothing less and willing to do tricks like O/F to keep the grift flowing and the anti Jew overseas audience from Muzzies to grift is frigging huge.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (WDjG6)

406 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

407 So why is Walz calling for toning down the rhetoric now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM

Sadaam Hussein did the same thing before he went underground.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 15, 2026 02:28 PM (IifOV)

408 o why is Walz calling for toning down the rhetoric now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2026 02:21 PM (ix8EF

Plausible deniability

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2026 02:30 PM (gGWDB)

409
LOL

They have almost no troops and the ones they do have are completely useless without US Weapons, Training and Funding.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2026 01:44 PM (ZcsJV)




Not to mention transport. Virtually all EU owned air transport is about 100 or so A400s (C-130 style modern tactical transport). The US has even more C-17s, about 225, plus C-130s...

The old US Army infantry division (Light) standard from the late Cold War era was putting a full division of troops and supplies for 30 days operation (virtually no vehicles though) on the ground in about 500 sorties. Wildly optimistic as it turns out. We used to darkly joke that our job was to be flown in to quickly die in a loud, military manner so that the heavy US forces could build up and avenge our deaths 6 months later.

The EU is gonna have to borrow some airlift to put anything more than a tripwire into Greenland (I keep pointing this out, but it's a big factor)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 15, 2026 02:32 PM (y9nCu)

410 We could have had Pan Am shuttles to the moon base and Hilton hotels in orbit, but the money was pissed away on leftist nonsense.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at January 15, 2026 02:33 PM (J15tX)

411 I thought Trans was good? Oh wait, transportation. Got it.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 15, 2026 02:41 PM (tV890)

412 Candace Owens

I could fix her.

Posted by: Pierre Poppycock at January 15, 2026 02:58 PM (Vu7A1)

413 Where the hell is $6M cash coming from per week?
Is it just dozens/hundreds? of Somali scammers pooling their individual scams into the weekly airport transfers.
You can only imagine how much cash was getting skimmed off the top by the individualual scammers before it gets pooled.
This is one hell of an organization when comprised of a population with an average iQ of 68.
Someone has to have the books on this side of the transfer.

ALL of this money being funnelled out by probably a handful of men for years but somehow nobody in the security chain thinks it would be a good idea to get the IRS involved to ask the couriers who they got the money from and then pursuing that.

This fraud is just getting wider and deeper.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 15, 2026 03:03 PM (2Nfh9)

414 So if I go to the airport with $10,000 in cash, it gets confiscated and I could face penalties but a Somali can take $6million and nothing can be done?

Posted by: EGGO at January 15, 2026 03:07 PM (7V7Hl)

415 Mea culpa, this is the first I've joined in today.

Regarding the topic, I wonder if this is relevant? I think it is & it could be particularly damning.

Kare11 dot com, 'New rideshare rates take effect across Minnesota.' A law passed in May now requires that transportation network company drivers earn a minimum of $1.28 per mile and 31 cents per minute. Published 12/2/24.

In part, "MINNEAPOLIS — Rideshare fares will cost you a bit more after a new law setting minimum pay levels for transportation network drivers kicked in on Dec. 1.

The law, passed in May during the 2024 legislative session, pushes minimum pay for drivers who work for Uber, Lyft and similar transportation networks to $1.28 per mile and 31 cents per minute. There is a minimum ride charge of $5. Along with the new minimum rates, the law is designed to provide greater transparency into what customers are charged, increase insurance coverage, and build new partnerships with community organizations to assist and support drivers."

🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 15, 2026 03:16 PM (NFX2v)

416 Are they paying taxes on any of the loot?

Posted by: Hal Dall at January 15, 2026 03:43 PM (6kJTx)

417 We have not yet begun to Gay!

Posted by: Star Trek Producers at January 15, 2026 04:08 PM (Q4cxx)

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