Trump Again Warns Walz and Frey: Start Enforcing the Law, Or Federal Troops Are Coming

I don't hear Democrats taunting "Trump Always Chickens Out now.

"In Minnesota, the Troublemakers, Agitators, and Insurrectionists are, in many cases, highly paid professionals. The Governor and Mayor don't know what to do, they have totally lost control, and our currently being rendered, USELESS!" Trump posted on Truth Social. "If, and when, I am forced to act, it will be solved, QUICKLY and EFFECTIVELY!"

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The 1807 Insurrection Act allows the president to use the military to enforce civil law and disperse demonstrators "[w]henever the President considers that unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States, make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any State by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings."

Insurrection Barbie
@DefiyantlyFree
Some fun facts:
1. The Insurrection Act has been invoked 30 times by 17 different presidents.
2. In fact, 37% of American presidents have invoked the Insurrection Act.
3. It was invoked to deal with rebellions and uprisings.
What are rebellions and uprisings?
Examples:
- Armed groups openly defied federal law
- State or local authorities could not or would not enforce federal law
- Violence or organized resistance threatened the authority of the federal government
- Courts were blocked, taxes couldn’t be collected, or officials were attacked
Look I just described Minnesota.

🚨 BREAKING: Despite the screeching leftists following them everywhere, ICE is STILL being seen successfully making arrests around Minneapolis today

DON’T SLOW DOWN, GUYS! KEEP PUSHING! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/y7twOSqHaO
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 13, 2026

Luke Taylor comments on antifa's tactics in the above video:

Luke
@LukeTaylorUSA
Pause for a moment and notice something..
Look at this video from the perspective of "layers"
Layer 1: you have frontline agitators who physically encroach but do nothing else aside from yell & hurl vulgarity
Layer 2: Behind layer1 you have those I call grapplers. They will swoop in and shove or pull on an agent then fall back behind layer1.
Layer 3: Noise & light obstructionists. They blow whistles, bullhorns, honk car horns, beat on drums or trash can lids.. maximum auditory infusion to make a scene appear to be chaotic. To appear to be out of control
Layer 4: The "press people". These people have vests on and press badges but are not members of any press corps. They immediately move to capture images and video of any action by agents. They are constantly taking pictures of agents faces. Every image is scoured later for any and all ways to doxx or publicly ID law enforcement for obvious reasons
Every bit of this is optics. Every bit of this is rehearsed & practiced. These people have training. These videos are a production so they can frame law enforcement with selectively edited video with one goal in mind... one end-state objective:
To erode public support of Operarion At Large
They need sound bites & slick video clips to run on the evening news cycle (the MSM are their allies in this end-state objective)
That's what this is all about
It's a play straight out of the psychological operations manual being used against law enforcement by a communist insurgency
They have training. They have funding. They have singular purpose. This is an insurgency

🚨 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”

While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.

This is not parody. This is Minneapolis. pic.twitter.com/pGpWbKynXN
— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) January 15, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM

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1 BLADE IS ...

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

2 ... FIRST

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

3 I was hoping for the last thread

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (zWGac)

4 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (2uFUy)

5 Leave the poor goats alone

Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (t+VLa)

6 How about send in the Minnesota National Guard?

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (SSiCQ)

7

"To all members of the Trump administration," Jeffries wrote, "the incitement and engagement in state violence against the American people is a serious crime. Donald Trump will leave office long before the five-year statute of limitations expires. You are hereby put on notice."

- Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (pkeXY)

8 While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.

This is not parody. This is Minneapolis.

Also, the Middle East. For some values of "quiet reflection time".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (Riz8t)

9 1 BLADE IS ...
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

indeed

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:43 PM (SSiCQ)

10 Nuts!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at January 16, 2026 02:43 PM (2uFUy)

11 Trump is not bluffing

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2026 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

12

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (DDJSl)

13 Hakeem Jeffries is a charisma black hole. He's the least inspiring Dem since Harry Reid.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

14 Awww, that therapy goat.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

15 Somalis know a thing or two about reflection time with goats..

Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (YwEeS)

16 >> While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.

Well, a lot of them are Muslims- so…

Posted by: Vengeance at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (0RGA5)

17 Maybe when the Fed troops swoop in, they can grab Walz and deport him to...

somewhere

maybe Keir Starmer's house

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

18 Quiet goats. Goats who won't talk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2026 02:45 PM (pkeXY)

19 >>>While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents

It it, the f-, it, flame, flames. Flames . . . on the side of my face . . . breathing- breathle-, heaving breaths.

--Madeline Kahn

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:45 PM (SSiCQ)

20 Screeeech.. let him go.. Let him go... Screeeech.. LOL... Just made my day

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 02:45 PM (VE6XX)

21 @LukeTaylorUSA
Pause for a moment and notice something..

Look at this video from the perspective of "layers"
...
Every bit of this is optics. Every bit of this is rehearsed & practiced. These people have training. These videos are a production so they can frame law enforcement with selectively edited video with one goal in mind... one end-state objective:
++++
Yes, because far from being "just an idea,", Antifa is a well-organized system. It is, bear with me, an organization. As an organization, it engages in street-level violent action to cause fear and force compliance with its objectives.

If only there were a term for such an organization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:45 PM (GyQIQ)

22
Where is PETA? I worry about those perverts getting anywhere near innocent baby goats.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 02:46 PM (w6EFb)

23 >> Hakeem Jeffries

Bring it, retard. Btw who cut your hair, Lawn Boy?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 16, 2026 02:46 PM (0RGA5)

24 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney's Office emailed staff inviting them to a "healing circle" with "therapy goats."

While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.

This is not parody. This is Minneapolis.
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Sure, but it needn't be Minneapolis. It's actually surprising that this is Minneapolis.

Take out the references to who did it and why, and I would assume that it happened in Silicon Valley.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:46 PM (GyQIQ)

25 I pray for the goats!

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (rbKZ6)

26 Stop warning and do it.

You can't warn a child that has learned it can get away with anything.

You have to punish them, HARSHLY, and then the warnings work.

Stop warning and make an example.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (cuae1)

27 Wow.

GDP hits 5.5%.

Meaning the American economy is now growing faster than China.

(Ed: and that assumes you believe the Chinese numbers, which nobody does)

- Productivity growth tripled
- Wages are growing 3.8%
- Layoffs are the lowest since 2022
- Inflation is just 1.7% per Truflation

https://is.gd/AEVlgZ

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)

28
Somalis, goats, some assembly not required please.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (n5tGW)

29 I wouldn't sell or lend my goat to that crowd, if I had one.

Posted by: I Do Have A Billy Goat Blower at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (oftw2)

30 > �healing circle� with �therapy goats.�

Or, as it's known in Somalia, "date night".

Posted by: Doctor Strangelove at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (IG3/x)

31 I'm concerned for the baby goats safety in light of all the Somalians in Minnesota

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (ClDUJ)

32 Someone say baby goat?

Posted by: Achmed, Baby Goat Fucker at January 16, 2026 02:48 PM (bNf8H)

33 >If only there were a term for such an organization.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:45 PM (GyQIQ)

A vigorous application of hickory shampoo will go a long way toward eradicating the vermin.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 16, 2026 02:48 PM (GTqXr)

34 13 Hakeem Jeffries is a charisma black hole. He's the least inspiring Dem since Harry Reid.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

a charisma void

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:48 PM (SSiCQ)

35 They need "safe space" goats.
Unreal.

Exit question: how safe will the goats feel?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 02:48 PM (LlV+5)

36 There's more people there with cameras then protestors....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 02:49 PM (VE6XX)

37 Baby goats?!?

Nobody alive likes baby goats more than DanMa'am. She wants me to pass by her goat friends at every chance so she can wave and say hi to the goats.

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)

38 > 6 How about send in the Minnesota National Guard?
Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (SSiCQ)

Better to send the Guard from a different state. Doesn't matter, if they're federalized, and you don't have to worry about potential divided loyalties.

Posted by: Doctor Strangelove at January 16, 2026 02:49 PM (IG3/x)

39 Read this by Robby Starbuck on X. Best thing I've read on solutions to the MN insurrection situation and agree 1,000%:

https://tinyurl.com/8nusctwt

Posted by: beckster at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (I7J98)

40 36 There's more people there with cameras then protestors....

Yes, but as is explained, many of them are not journalists, they're participants cosplaying as journalists. Not that there's any difference in how they'll present what's happening.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)

41 Nobody alive likes baby goats more than DanMa'am. She wants me to pass by her goat friends at every chance so she can wave and say hi to the goats.
Posted by: DanMan

I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

42 ... Stop warning and make an example.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (cuae1)
++++
He *really* doesn't want to. Sending troops to invade American cities is a rubicon moment. We may have to cross that rubicon - and I think it would be fully justified if we do - but I am sure he would prefer not to. If he can bully them into compliance, that would be preferable to forcibly occupying an American city, imposing martial law, instituting curfews and searches, ramping up detainment, etc. I think he will do it if bullying fails, but it will be very hard to manage it in terms of "how it plays in Peoria" and may trigger massive actions in other Antifa stronghold cities.

It's a dangerous game all around. Better not to play it, but it's also a game where *all* players have to agree not to play. The hard left wants to play, and therefore everyone *has* to play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (GyQIQ)

43 You are hereby put on notice."

- Hakeem Jeffries

Shaddup and wait your turn.

- President Donald J. Trump

(Wishful thinking)

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (M0V4/)

44
I've posted the relevant sections of the IA here before, and won't do it again, but here's a .pdf link to the full text:
https://tinyurl.com/45f7hy2r

Sec 331 is the "voluntary" section. That's when the governor of a state requests federal help. Sec. 332 and 333 are the involuntary provisions, where the president acts on his own. 332 is about enforcing federal law. 333 is about even enforcing state laws if the local authorities are unwilling or unable to do so -- it's sort of a total breakdown of law and order thing.

Posse Comitatus doesn't apply, and the full military can be used, regular forces.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (w6EFb)

45 >>Look at this video from the perspective of "layers"

Layer 1: you have frontline agitators. . . .

zombie described this years ago.

These are tried and true tactics the various Left rioters have used, because they are all funded and trained by the samepeople.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 02:51 PM (LlV+5)

46 SEND IN THE JAMAICANS!!!!

Jamaicans make a wonderful dish called "Jamaican Goat Curry." Scotch bonnet peppers, coconut milk, ginger, fresh tomato sauce, potato chunks, and a curry marinated goat meat.

Good stuff...and if you're advocating for goats to improve my mood, this is the way to do it.

Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2026 02:51 PM (dIske)

47 Remember, according to the Imam, if you succumb to temptation with one of your, or your village's goats, you must sell the goat, but it is haram to sell it in your village, or in the next village. You may, however, sell it in the village beyond the next village.

Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at January 16, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

48 >>etter to send the Guard from a different state. Doesn't matter, if they're federalized, and you don't have to worry about potential divided loyalties.
___
Would love to see the Mississippi National Guard roll in and crack some SmartGlasses.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 16, 2026 02:52 PM (bNf8H)

49 It's a play straight out of the psychological operations manual being used against law enforcement by a communist insurgency

They have training. They have funding. They have singular purpose. This is an insurgency
-
Everyone involved is culpable, therefore maximum force against the entire crowd is the appropriate response.

Don't give them a martyr here or their to whine about. Wipe out the entire mass so that anyone thinking of joining them is afraid to, and no one in the future will be tempted to follow their path.

Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2026 02:52 PM (vSvIl)

50 >>I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.

They also climb trees, lol
https://tinyurl.com/32hnv6tw

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 02:52 PM (LlV+5)

51 38 > 6 How about send in the Minnesota National Guard?
Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (SSiCQ)

Better to send the Guard from a different state. Doesn't matter, if they're federalized, and you don't have to worry about potential divided loyalties.

Posted by: Doctor Strangelove at January 16, 2026 02:49 PM (IG3/x)

That would be a tiny War Between the States, though--or immediately labeled as such. Full disclosure: I am completely ignorant on all of this. My thinking was: local, statewide, military, ready to go.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (SSiCQ)

52 The therapy goats will need therapy after dealing with those nutballs.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (h/O4U)

53 See if I as avg white guy wanted to have a protest I would have to get a permit and follow all kinds of rules.

Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (n5tGW)

54 The healing circle is from 12-1 pm.
Lunchtime.
That's a hard pass, even if they had puppies.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

55 I'm tired of the umpteenth iteration of "Stop doing A or we'll do B". Just do B. Stop talking about it, do it.

Do B until they scream and cower then do it more. Do B so much that people even like me go to bed at night and worry, "have we gone to far?" and then slap me hard and yell, "NO PUSSY, WE HAVEN'T DONE B ENOUGH!" and then keep doing B. Do B until the B stick is worn and broken then buy a new B stick and keep doing B.

Posted by: banana Dream - while(true) do B at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (3uBP9)

56 Maybe it's time for the 42nd Street militia to reclaim the streets?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (2WIwB)

57 Might have been better to blitz them before they had time to dig their heels in and set the Media Narrative.

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (uEmCf)

58 37 Baby goats?!?

Nobody alive likes baby goats more than DanMa'am. She wants me to pass by her goat friends at every chance so she can wave and say hi to the goats.
Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)

baby sharks

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (SSiCQ)

59
I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM

They do eat poison oak but they eat it after they've eaten everything else first.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (ClDUJ)

60 Those ICE agents have the patience of saints, and their ability to focus with all the invectives being hurled, and the shoving, and the whistles and fucking vuvuzelas, is amazing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (kpS4V)

61 I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes. And they virtually cannot be contained. They climb. They jump. They run. They head-butt and attack for any reason or no reason at all.

Miserable creatures. Their best purpose is to be chained up in a highway median to act as lawnmowers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (GyQIQ)

62 I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.

they're edible at that stage...DanMa'am is a great cook

Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (8uzBS)

63 Hmm. I wonder if the goats are actually the "familiars" of Walz and Frey.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (2L+MU)

64 Some fun facts:

1. The Insurrection Act has been invoked 30 times by 17 different presidents.

Some Presidents are more equal than others.

-Chief Justice John Roberts

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (M0V4/)

65 At this point I doubt the Pink Haired Lesbian Militia are going to listen to two "men" tell them what to do! Walz and Frey seem ghey, but they still have pee pees and no one is going to listen!

I've seen videos of ICE dealing with these cretins and whatever it takes to protect them and continue mass deportations.

If pink haired nostril ringed lesbians get caught up in the deportation, that's even better!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)

66 We should make a deal and send in the El Salvador national guard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (uWKK8)

67 Isn't Gov. Walz in the Reserves? Call him up.

More to the point, though, I wonder what Trump's waiting for. If there's some trigger, or timeline, or critical mass of something or other metric that says "not yet."

IMO the threshold for the Insurrection Act passed a awhile ago, but I'm just some tough-talking Internet rando, not a serious person.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (/JT24)

68 I thought 'fucking goats?!?!'

Then thought of Somalians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

69 1 BLADE IS ...
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

Never been to a rave, why do they sell water? Is it because the x makes you thirsty?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (ClDUJ)

70
"Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or actively participate - attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be in community with each other."

That sounds an awful lot like a command performance. A threat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)

71 >>> 53 See if I as avg white guy wanted to have a protest I would have to get a permit and follow all kinds of rules.

Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (n5tGW)

Post their names and addresses, along with the names and addresses of their employers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (ULPxl)

72 Maybe the army can stand behind the protestors in layers and agitate them. First layer riot shields and batons. Second layer, the brown note Canon the used on Maduro troops, third layer, hoses, fourth layer videographers and meme makers.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 02:56 PM (i0Hi3)

73 Good, the y need to get in line of US laws or face a federal government

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 02:56 PM (Ia/+0)

74 ICE is still making arrests, but it takes forty of them to arrest two, when it should take maybe five at most.

ICE needs to arrest obstructers, and definitely any that make physical obstructions.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2026 02:56 PM (vbXSk)

75 Yes. And they virtually cannot be contained. They climb. They jump. They run. They head-butt and attack for any reason or no reason at all.

Miserable creatures. Their best purpose is to be chained up in a highway median to act as lawnmowers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think it was your brother who was ranting against them here sometime back. He was talking from personal experience.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

76 'unable'

For instance, if you've squandered your money, lost Federal funding, and can't call up your National Guard because you can't pay them.

"Get ready", indeed.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 02:56 PM (hLZfT)

77 "Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or actively participate - attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be in community with each other."
...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)
++++
What is this in reference to? Is *attendance* mandatory, but "participation" is not?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (GyQIQ)

78 60 Those ICE agents have the patience of saints, and their ability to focus with all the invectives being hurled, and the shoving, and the whistles and fucking vuvuzelas, is amazing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (kpS4V)

It's like they're kindergarten teachers but their students are huge, violent angry toddlers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (ClDUJ)

79
If the IA is invoked, then no half-measures. There needs to be overwhelming force, no pussy-footing around. Get it over and under control quickly before the left agit-prop gets up all sort of video and other "bad optics" of force being used.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

80 The layers aspect reminds me of the Aaron Danielson assassination.
I think that too was a choreographed event, with layers and documentation.

(He was the Patriot Prayer guy in Portland who was leaving a protest and got shot. They had blocking cars, cleanup crew, and people filming.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (D5z+u)

81 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impead their lawful job

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

82
Come try our Goat Biryani.

Posted by: Your local Indian restaurant at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

83 Goat meat is the primary meat product for Somalians.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

84 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

30 > �healing circle� with �therapy goats.�

Or, as it's known in Somalia, "date night".

Posted by: Doctor Strangelove at January 16, 2026 02:47 PM (IG3/x)

You're killin' me over here! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (7bVpJ)

85 > You may, however, sell it in the village beyond the next village.

Thus leading to the well-known phenomenon of Middle Eastern goat-trafficking rings.

Many years ago a relative of mine lived in an apartment building with some Middle Easterners upstairs.

She heard weird noises all the time, not like people walking around.

Then one day she looked up at their balcony and saw the goat on it.

Yep, they had a goat living in there.

The landlord was not amused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (IG3/x)

86 I do luf the goats! Our grandchildren are raising 2 for FFA and a pig. The pig is asshoe!

Posted by: DanMa'am at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (8uzBS)

87 "In Minnesota, the Troublemakers, Agitators, and Insurrectionists are, in many cases, highly paid professionals. The Governor and Mayor don't know what to do, they have totally lost control, and our currently being rendered, USELESS!" Trump posted on Truth Social. "If, and when, I am forced to act, it will be solved, QUICKLY and EFFECTIVELY!"

1st Marine Expeditionary Force.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (sui1r)

88 The defenders of grifting Islamic terrorists love goats?

Wow. Did NOT see that coming.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 16, 2026 02:58 PM (wtvvX)

89 Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 02:53 PM (n5tGW)

It's fairly easy to walk thru a group and pick out the leaders. It would be fun to grab a couple of them for some neighborhood interrogation. It would be...revealing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (2WIwB)

90 >62 I hear that goats are kinda asshoe when they're grown.

they're edible at that stage...DanMa'am is a great cook
Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (8uzBS)

MMMM...nuttin' like mutton!

Posted by: Lizzie Bordan's Old Man at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (GTqXr)

91 There were also attack on Andy Ngo and Billboard Chris that had well trained crews going in and doing the dirty work.

They have been getting trained for years, and the feds refuse to investigate and treat it as a criminal conspiracy to roll up.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (D5z+u)

92
What is this in reference to? Is *attendance* mandatory, but "participation" is not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (GyQIQ)

The goat therapy post. I'm pretty sure it's a command to both attend and participate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)

93 Many years ago a relative of mine lived in an apartment building with some Middle Easterners upstairs.

She heard weird noises all the time, not like people walking around.

Then one day she looked up at their balcony and saw the goat on it.

Yep, they had a goat living in there.

The landlord was not amused.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Their pimp hand was strong.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (sui1r)

94 The goat therapy post. I'm pretty sure it's a command to both attend and participate.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (y9nCu)
++++
LOL. Yeah, no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (GyQIQ)

95 60 Those ICE agents have the patience of saints, and their ability to focus with all the invectives being hurled, and the shoving, and the whistles and fucking vuvuzelas, is amazing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (kpS4V)

I wonder if they have some sort of noise canceling ear protection that still allows them to hear spoke words.

Cause yeah some shit holding a bullhorn in my ear on squawk would get a nut punch for sure.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 02:59 PM (i0Hi3)

96 >>> 81 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impead their lawful job
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

Yes, and some imbecile radio host on a supposedly conservative show and station parroted that like a timwalz. Oh, it was phrased as a question, but that made it clear the dude is a Kristol type.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2026 03:00 PM (ULPxl)

97 "If the IA is invoked, then no half-measures. There needs to be overwhelming force, no pussy-footing around."

They need lists of all those that went through training on how to commit the criminal act of obstructing ICE. When they show up at an ICE location and begin obstruction, arrest them all, and prosecute them. Make these thugs pay.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2026 03:00 PM (vbXSk)

98 67 Isn't Gov. Walz in the Reserves? Call him up. - Lance McCormick

Now, that would be hilarious.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2026 03:00 PM (2L+MU)

99 I would prefer reflection time with Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

100 I was thinking flamethrowers, but then I remembered the Scoops from "Soylent Green"....

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (kpS4V)

101 Those goats are not for therapy.....

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (3AyDK)

102 Maybe ICE need heavier duty vehicles, Stryker would be able to run past any civilian vehicle.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)

103 Step 1 would be arming ICE with a pumper truck filled with food dye.
Step 2 would be requiring everyone in the area to show up at federal office to pick up their benefits cheks.
Step 3 would be arresting anyone with food dye on them.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (D5z+u)

104 >>> 80 The layers aspect reminds me of the Aaron Danielson assassination.
I think that too was a choreographed event, with layers and documentation.

(He was the Patriot Prayer guy in Portland who was leaving a protest and got shot. They had blocking cars, cleanup crew, and people filming.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (D5z+u)

I suspect there is FAR more organization than people realize, still.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (ULPxl)

105 The snow looks nice.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (jc0TO)

106 Fuckin pussies.

Posted by: A Goat at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (2UnvF)

107
Note Sec 334, the proclamation to disperse. When POTUS invokes it, he must give a warning that the shit is getting real:

Whenever the President considers it necessary to use the militia or the armed forces under this chapter, he shall, by proclamation, immediately order the insurgents or those obstructing the enforcement of the laws to disperse and retire peaceably to their abodes within a limited time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

108 It's fairly easy to walk thru a group and pick out the leaders. It would be fun to grab a couple of them for some neighborhood interrogation. It would be...revealing.
Posted by: Diogenes

Snipe from a hide with suppressed weapons and subsonic ammo.

"Hey John! It's time to pass out the bullhorns. John? John! WTF???"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (sui1r)

109 Did someone say GOAT?

Posted by: Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, and Bob Lurtsema at January 16, 2026 03:02 PM (Bo9Yf)

110 In Minnesota, goat need therapy from you

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:02 PM (3AyDK)

111 There can be only one.

Posted by: Nick Saban at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (jc0TO)

112
Maybe ICE need heavier duty vehicles, Stryker would be able to run past any civilian vehicle.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)

Space Shuttle tractor

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

113 >>Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.

THIS

Also helps that there are people on X who have been tracking these activists/antifa types who are already helping identify them, such as Andy Ngo.

The young independent jornos, such as Nick Sortor (https://x.com/nicksortor) and Cam Higby get video ate the protests, then the X researchers IS them. #Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (LlV+5)

114 BAILIFF!
WHACK HIS PEE PEE!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (Kt19C)

115 The goats were angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: George Costanza at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (2Ez/1)

116 The left: Do you realize protestors pushed police officers on J6?!? This sort of violent insurrection can't be ignored - those people should be shot...and I just wish more were! Just because you are angry about something is no reason for you to get a special pass from THE LAW

Also the left: So what if people assault ICE agents. They are angry and have a right to protest. And if they just stopped enforcing immigration law we could have peace again!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

117 Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (F3Dlr)

118 I've seen things, man!

Posted by: A Goat at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (2UnvF)

119 When the roundup begins, include every mutha effing asshat who was "just paid to be there." The grannies making a few bucks on the side.
Anyone getting paid to be there is a traitor.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2026 03:04 PM (2WIwB)

120 "Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or actively participate - attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be in community with each other."

kumbaya

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:04 PM (SSiCQ)

121 Goat meat is the primary meat product for Somalians.
Posted by: redridinghood

And vice-versa.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (TezPK)

122
I would use the proclamation to disperse to make a serious show of force. Have a few fighter jets scream overheard, maybe attack helicopters pop up over.

Let them know the shit has hit the fan, and POTUS ain't playin'. Disperse and retire to your "abodes" or time to see Jesus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (w6EFb)

123 Commenters have surprisingly impassioned opinions on goats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

124 Goats , Somalis use for food and dating

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (r8eU0)

125 Time to bring back HUAC. I have had enough of this "actual" insurrection by the Democrat Party. The entire Party is un-American.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (y0ylk)

126 There are plenty of vacant govt buildings everywhere, old chick. The post office has something like 37,000 vacant buildings I read the other day.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (n5tGW)

127 the theater of the events remind me of drag queen story hour--they could give a shit less about the actual illegal being taken out in cuffs; it is all about THEM.
Just like the story hours aren't for the kids, but for the queens.
(and the AWFLs who masturbate to both)

Posted by: barbarausa at January 16, 2026 03:05 PM (enw9G)

128 >>> 117 Seems to me, you just arrest the whole crowd for interfering with law enforcement. Which of course takes man power, so yep, bring in the Natties. Even if you release them at 3 AM, you have their unmasked photos, fingerprints, etc to start dismantling the network.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.
Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (F3Dlr)

I have some ideas.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (ULPxl)

129 BLADE IS ...
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

Never been to a rave, why do they sell water? Is it because the x makes you thirsty?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (ClDUJ)
_______

Yup. Very thirsty. You can usually tell who is really tripping by how many water bottles they have. Or. in the case of a hot girl, how many bottles the guys are carrying for her.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

130 They know who they all are -- they bring cell phones and are tracked. they make phone calls and meet up, and the feds are all in on tech to ID networks of individuals through social media.

They know who they are, who the leaders are, who is funding them, where and when they are trained. But they chose not to do anything about it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (D5z+u)

131 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”

The Babylon Bee gets scooped again by Democrat reality.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:07 PM (hLZfT)

132 Commenters have surprisingly impassioned opinions on goats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I bex you not to express yours.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

133 When the roundup begins, include every mutha effing asshat who was "just paid to be there." The grannies making a few bucks on the side.
Anyone getting paid to be there is a traitor.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2026 03:04 PM (2WIwB)

Exactly! And start De-naturalization proceedings against them! Get them the fuck out of my country. I've had enough!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2026 03:07 PM (y0ylk)

134 It’s all fake and gay. I’m really getting tired of the shitlibs going apeshit every election year and staging all these fake “protests”.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (fA38o)

135 129 Yup. Very thirsty. You can usually tell who is really tripping by how many water bottles they have. Or. in the case of a hot girl, how many bottles the guys are carrying for her.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

Also, increased body temps.

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (iXqHn)

136 He will put the sheep on His right hand and the goats on His left.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (3AyDK)

137 99 I would prefer reflection time with Eva Vlaardingerbroek. - Bulg

Hey, her trip to the UK is off, so she's got the time.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (2L+MU)

138 I noticed the left is full of claims that ICE is going to break down the doors of Karens and...do things to them.

They discuss it as if ICE is the Gestapo or something but from the gleam of their eyes I suspect they kind of want some burly ICE agent to put them in cuffs but not take them to the station...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

139 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impede their lawful job
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (Ia/+0)

A day or two ago, Mrs Cop was watching The Five. The lefty woman on The Five (the one with the "smart girl" over-sized glasses) was nattering about "ICE stopping U.S. citizens and demanding papers."

That's apparently the next thing being tested in real-time. So far, normie Americans are yawning over the fact that a bunch of violent Aztecs and thieving Somalis are getting rounded-up by ICE.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (pJWtt)

140 When the roundup begins, include every mutha effing asshat who was "just paid to be there." The grannies making a few bucks on the side.
Anyone getting paid to be there is a traitor.
Posted by: Diogenes

Same as the J6'ers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (sui1r)

141 Tom Brady is the GOAT of modern flag football. If he had had to play during the 70s or the 80s he would have had his head ripped off his spinal column and shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:09 PM (zZu0s)

142 Where would ICE house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?

'House'? They're already dressed for winter, aren't they?

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:09 PM (hLZfT)

143 Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.
Posted by: old chick

The Vikings are out of the playoffs. Stadium is large enough.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 16, 2026 03:09 PM (TezPK)

144 Many years ago a relative of mine lived in an apartment building with some Middle Easterners upstairs.

It's all fun and games until one of them drags a leashed goat thru the community parking, slits the screeching goat's throat and hangs it from the garage door to bleed out - in front of kids playing street hockey.

I'm sick and tired of respecting 3rd world customs.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (F3Dlr)

145 Yup. Very thirsty. You can usually tell who is really tripping by how many water bottles they have. Or. in the case of a hot girl, how many bottles the guys are carrying for her.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

Also, increased body temps.
Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (iXqHn)
___

That too ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

146 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impede their lawful job
Posted by: Skip

Bwahahahahahahaha! No, wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha! What maroons.

IT'S CALLED OBSTRUCTION.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (sui1r)

147 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impede their lawful job

And supposedly Karen Deathwheels and her lesbowife were told ICE doesn't carry live ammunition.

I suspect the midtier people in the left's protest org are trying to set the street thugs up for a little unexpected martyrdom/prison time...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

148 Trump is a master at disinformation. Or is very unpredictable about things.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (mNOhh)

149 The way this all works, and has always worked in my experience, is that the build-up and implementation of a counter to the left is always exactly one cycle out of phase of dealing with the left.

Yes there will be a build-up for an entire armed state to deal with the coordinated corruption and racketeering. A super metastasis of a huge investigative apparatus. A whole legal system for rolling up and destroying organizations. And all perfectly timed for release when the left takes over to suppress and end their enemies.

And all the current delay is in line with my intuition.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (3uBP9)

150 Exactly sniff, they did this 2020 and every other election year. It's all about creating chaos for cheating and voter turnout.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 03:10 PM (n5tGW)

151 Somali from City Attorney's Office: Yes, I'm here for the rapey goats?

Therapy Coordinator: The what?

Somali from City Attorney's Office: The rapey goats.

Therapy Coordinator: That's therapy goats.

Somali from City Attorney's Office: Ohhh. Nevermind then.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (M0V4/)

152 I feel spurned.

*bleats*

Posted by: The Sheep at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (E24OL)

153 The funniest part of all this is the shitlibs saying they don’t want ICE invading their community. Say they are there illegally.

Seems some invasions of illegals is different than others.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (fA38o)

154 From Elliott Ness and the attorneys who took down the NYC Mob to "therapy goats." Our ancestors are not smiling down on us.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (oCS0o)

155 The government funds a SWAT team for the Department of Education: Yawn

The Bureau of Land Management gets involved in shoot outs with protestors: Yawn

An ICE Agent shoots a woman trying to run him down: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

156 Goats are borrowed from the Somali nightshift.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (MZ+PY)

157 I still don't understand why they can't go after Soros under RICO. I mean, he's just a walking cadaver, right now, but there's his dumbass son and numerous other people who are funding this and other insurrectionist acts.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (2L+MU)

158 135 129 Yup. Very thirsty. You can usually tell who is really tripping by how many water bottles they have. Or. in the case of a hot girl, how many bottles the guys are carrying for her.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

Also, increased body temps.
Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (iXqHn)

Nic checks out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (e2+im)

159 I feel spurned.

*bleats*
Posted by: The Sheep

Nothing to see here. Mouflon.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (77rzZ)

160 Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (M0V4/)

Well done. That was funny

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (8Xy/A)

161 The funniest part of all this is the shitlibs saying they don’t want ICE invading their community. Say they are there illegally.

When people from that little OH town said they didn't want thousands of Haitians they were told to STFU and STFD - this is a federal issue and not up to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

162 On a somewhat related matter, the non-cooperation of local LE with ICE makes me all the more inclined to hang up when I'm called to send donations for our "brothers in blue". Not a cent more. They show who their oath is to by their actions. Fuck them for that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2026 03:13 PM (y0ylk)

163 154 From Elliott Ness and the attorneys who took down the NYC Mob to "therapy goats." Our ancestors are not smiling down on us. - Octochicken

I'm pretty sure they are laughing at us, though.

Posted by: Paco at January 16, 2026 03:13 PM (2L+MU)

164 I though Mahomes was the GOAT of no touch football. I don't know how may flags I saw on people violating his 5 foot personal protection bubble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 16, 2026 03:13 PM (n5tGW)

165 Never tried X or similar club drugs. Alcohol loosens inhibitions a bit, yes, but not in the specific ways that these drugs do...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

166 Insurrection in the streets eh?

get the cannons

Posted by: Napoleon at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (jGJov)

167 I hate to even contemplate what they do with the therapy goats. Eat them? Film doing bad things?

Who will now save the baby goats?

I watched the film. I have to say the ICE agents are much more patient than I am. I'd push that whistle down that lesbo's throat for starters.

They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons. Swoop them all in to do whatever inside, and then spray some xanax into the wagon for processing. Altho a waste of xanax. Maybe chloroform or mustard gas.

DEPORT THEM ALL! INCLUDING LESBOS!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)

168 The Chinese and Russians have been behind the spreading of propaganda concerning the ability to attack a federal officer.

They know it’s illegal. But their objective is conflict.

Most of these people don’t even know where the posts are coming from.

They are being used and don’t even realize it.

*baaah*

Posted by: The Sheep at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (E24OL)

169 On a somewhat related matter, the non-cooperation of local LE with ICE makes me all the more inclined to hang up when I'm called to send donations for our "brothers in blue". Not a cent more. They show who their oath is to by their actions. Fuck them for that.

It comes down to the actual police unit in question. Some are leftist assholes, some are right leaning Chads and most just want to do their jobs with as little risk to their pensions as possible...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

170 >Trump Again Warns Walz and Frey: Start Enforcing the Law, Or Federal Troops Are Coming
----

Cool
Just like he warned Iran

Posted by: Don Black at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (ZxPkt)

171 Nothing to see here. Mouflon.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:12 PM

Suffolks will do anything for a pun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

172 Insurrection in the streets eh?

get the cannons
Posted by: Napoleon at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (jGJov)
----------
To an artillerist, every problem can be solved with grapeshot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (X4XpB)

173 Everyone connected to ActBlue should be in prison or under...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (mlg/3)

174 77 "Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or actively participate - attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be in community with each other."
...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)
++++
What is this in reference to? Is *attendance* mandatory, but "participation" is not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:57 PM (GyQIQ)

moar uptwinkles!

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (SSiCQ)

175 I'm beginning to suspect there may be some defalcation occurring in Minnesota.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

176
Minneapolis PD morale is very low again:
https://is.gd/eUg47i

Just as I suspected, they ain't onboard with the Walz and Frey agenda.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:16 PM (w6EFb)

177 They know who they all are -- they bring cell phones and are tracked. they make phone calls and meet up, and the feds are all in on tech to ID networks of individuals through social media.

They know who they are, who the leaders are, who is funding them, where and when they are trained. But they chose not to do anything about it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (D5z+u)

I suspect that there's stuff going on in the background that we don't know. Evidence to support convictions for Domestic Terrorism needs to be gathered.

I don't think that the howling monkeys are the win that the Democrats think they are. Pres. Trump is giving Walz and Frey opportunities to de-escalate. They're not taking the hints: last night, Frey talked about the desire to "fight ICE" with the Minneapolis Police.

This is also a public-relations conflict.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2026 03:16 PM (pJWtt)

178 To an artillerist, every problem can be solved with grapeshot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I think they use airburst shells now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (mlg/3)

179 "Despite the screeching leftists following them everywhere, ICE is STILL being seen successfully making arrests around Minneapolis today."

Lotsa non-white faces under those ICE masks. If ICE is a white supremist Nazi gestapo, they are the suckiest white supremist Nazi gestapo evah.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

180 To an artillerist, every problem can be solved with grapeshot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM

When you miss, however, it's a whiff.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)

181

Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat
Winter's here and the time is right
Insurrection in the street

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (pkeXY)

182 Looks like Trump is backing off intervention in Iran... Or it's a bluff...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (VE6XX)

183 >>Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.

As long as you can get a local PD to assist, you cloward-piven the protest arrests.

This happened in DC a few times when I lived in the area. The local police chief would meet the leaders of each group that got a protest permit, gave them the guidelines (stay in your designated protest area, no destruction/violence), and warned them that if they did not comply, immediate arrests would happen. He always followed through on this warning. A few times they arrested a huge number of protesters, which resulted in each protester spending 12+ hours at the station being processed. They haaaated this, and complained. They expected a speedy, symbolic protest and then buh-bye.

Do it, and make it a bureaucratically tedious and lengthy process.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (LlV+5)

184 It would be fun to be able to spoof these insurrectionists that ICE is going into some conservative area, maybe even have some ICE vehicles roll in. Then have the citizens circle the 'protestors' with bullhors and taunt them with things like "are you a trustafarian or a paid protestor?" "Why do you want rapists left on the street?" Don't you people ever shower? etc etc.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (hhkIi)

185
Why are the email addresses blacked out in those exposes (the goat therapy invite)? They're government systems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (x4Mz/)

186 Suffolks will do anything for a pun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Just those of us with no sense of chamois.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (77rzZ)

187 Comfort goats for the bleating heart commies is very third world.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:19 PM (BSdIE)

188 They know who they are, who the leaders are, who is funding them, where and when they are trained. But they chose not to do anything about it.

One thing that came out of the Rittenhouse trial was that the feds have drones over these riots and know exactly who is there. But as you point out even Trump has yet to do anything with that information...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

189 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”

Is that before or after the afternoon cannabis relaxation sessions?

Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2026 03:19 PM (GUOwU)

190 It's all an op.
It's all fake and ghey.

Posted by: Potentially lethal performatives for progressive putzes at January 16, 2026 03:20 PM (TbWk/)

191 Do it, and make it a bureaucratically tedious and lengthy process.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (LlV+5)
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Does "bureaucratically tedious" cover thumbscrews?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:21 PM (X4XpB)

192 177 I don't think that the howling monkeys are the win that the Democrats think they are. Pres. Trump is giving Walz and Frey opportunities to de-escalate. They're not taking the hints: last night, Frey talked about the desire to "fight ICE" with the Minneapolis Police.

This is also a public-relations conflict.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2026 03:16 PM (pJWtt)

The problem is that we assume that most people are logical.

They are not.

They still go along with the Accepted Media Narrative more often than not.

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:21 PM (FpHTM)

193 Stop warning them and do it

Posted by: Fen at January 16, 2026 03:21 PM (ciYHQ)

194 Remember, according to the Imam, if you succumb to temptation with one of your, or your village's goats, you must sell the goat, but it is haram to sell it in your village, or in the next village. You may, however, sell it in the village beyond the next village.

"Ask The Imam" was fantastic unintentional comedy.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2026 03:22 PM (2ocoG)

195
Did anyone see this?

https://x.com/robbystarbuck/status/
2011859986637275372

Basically, if Trump doesn't decisively smack the shit out of these people now, we'll have leftist violence in the streets for the next 10 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2026 03:22 PM (x4Mz/)

196 Never tried X or similar club drugs. Alcohol loosens inhibitions a bit, yes, but not in the specific ways that these drugs do...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)
________

I can't say they aren't fun. They are. I wouldn't just drop moly in my living room, but in the noise and excitement of a rave they add an additional dimension, like you "feel" the music and beat in an unnaturally pleasurable way. It's euphoric. Time and place for everything, as they say.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

197 > They discuss it as if ICE is the Gestapo or something but from the gleam of their eyes I suspect they kind of want some burly ICE agent to put them in cuffs but not take them to the station...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

After making them put on one of those "handmaid" costumes and get impregnated by a strong, powerful man, while lying on top of another woman.

The weird thing isn't that someone as kinky as Margaret Atwood exists, the weird thing is that so many women apparently share her fantasy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:23 PM (IG3/x)

198 Do Afghans get therapy boys?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 16, 2026 03:23 PM (gKWVE)

199 beginning to suspect there may be some defecation occurring in Minnesota.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 16, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

200
Stop warning them and do it
Posted by: Fen

=============

Yes. They'll figure out that they can do this indefinitely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2026 03:23 PM (x4Mz/)

201 On a somewhat related matter, the non-cooperation of local LE with ICE makes me all the more inclined to hang up when I'm called to send donations for our "brothers in blue".

When the donation envelope arrives, check the back on the envelope flap, the one I received said the fundraising org received 97 cents of every dollar contributed. To my embarrassment I had never read that small print until I had donated for 6+ years.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:23 PM (F3Dlr)

202 Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 16, 2026 03:11 PM (M0V4/)

I just got your nic, fuck

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:24 PM (3AyDK)

203 >>Remember, according to the Imam, if you succumb to temptation with one of your, or your village's goats, you must sell the goat, but it is haram to sell it in your village, or in the next village. You may, however, sell it in the village beyond the next village.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE COMMONLY MARRY THEIR COUSINS, BUT DON'T WANT TO SHARE COMFORT GOATS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 16, 2026 03:24 PM (LlV+5)

204 "While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats."

What city government has goats just wandering around? Oh wait ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

205 Those poor goats.

Posted by: Just relax and let it happen, kid at January 16, 2026 03:24 PM (TbWk/)

206 > To an artillerist, every problem can be solved with grapeshot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (X4XpB)

The thought of firing 32 pounds of grapeshot into a mob of communists...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)

207 wouldn't just drop moly in my living room,

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: DMT at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (Kt19C)

208 Looks like Trump is backing off intervention in Iran... Or it's a bluff...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (VE6XX)

It took weeks of preparation to snatch Maduro.

An aircraft carrier has been ordered to take station off the coast of Iran. Obviously, that means Pres. Trump is going to do nothing.

After him being POTUS for 5 years, I would have thought people would have figured-out his negotiating style by now. He gives people plenty of opportunities to make a deal. They don't take the deal, he drops a hammer on their head. He doesn't reflexively resort to military action first.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (pJWtt)

209 After making them put on one of those "handmaid" costumes and get impregnated by a strong, powerful man, while lying on top of another woman.

Wait, is that in the Handmaids tale?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

210 "They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons."

Maybe some garbage truck type affair with a scoop on the front.

Posted by: Uhura at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (vFG9F)

211 Insurrection in the streets eh?

get the cannons
Posted by: Napoleon

Just one dose of the nosebleed cannon we used in Venezuela, if real, would stop everything. And word would get out to all the other cells.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (hLZfT)

212 noticed the left is full of claims that ICE is going to break down the doors of Karens and...do things to them.

They discuss it as if ICE is the Gestapo or something but from the gleam of their eyes I suspect they kind of want some burly ICE agent to put them in cuffs but not take them to the station...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)
__________

"This guy gets it!"

-- Cheesy Romance Novels

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

213 >>Does "bureaucratically tedious" cover thumbscrews?

Just want the process to be the punishment, as Team Coup and then Biden's DOJ did with so many of Trump's team (e.g. Michale Flynn) and the J6 people.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (LlV+5)

214 The strategic "Layers" mentioned earlier are pretty effective in providing a continuous stream of manufactured outrage to feed the outrage addicts.

Posted by: pawn at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (rbIOb)

215 206 > To an artillerist, every problem can be solved with grapeshot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:15 PM (X4XpB)

The thought of firing 32 pounds of grapeshot into a mob of communists...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (IG3/x)

One whiff only, Vasili.

Posted by: Capt. Marko Napoleonamus at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

216 "They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons."

Maybe some garbage truck type affair with a scoop on the front.
Posted by: Uhur

Soylent Red?

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (hLZfT)

217 Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.
Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (F3Dlr)

Temporary gulags. Concertina wire and tents. Ya tear down your shelter, you freeze. Difficult decision for these retards I know.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2026 03:27 PM (g8Ew8)

218 Form the Phalanx, move forward.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 16, 2026 03:27 PM (NtVYv)

219 ICE needs to flank the protestors.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:27 PM (KDPiq)

220 > Wait, is that in the Handmaids tale?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

It sure is.

As I recall, a disease or something had made most women infertile, so the few remaining fertile women were forced to become "handmaids", to be impregnated by strong, powerful wealthy men, while the strong, powerful, wealthy man was (at least in theory) looking at his actual wife who was underneath the "handmaid".

The most far-fetched part of this Karen masturbation fantasy was the part where the United States had been taken over by a totalitarian religious dictatorship, but Canada was somehow still Just Fine.

YeahNo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (IG3/x)

221 The rule of hysterical women is always a self destructive shit show.

Posted by: The Crucible at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (zu4CJ)

222 Trump. Talks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

223 Raskin says ICE is recruiting White Supremacists.... Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (VE6XX)

224 219 ICE needs to flank the protestors.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:27 PM (KDPiq)

Round them up, shoulder them into place.

Posted by: They skirt the law at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

225 Ok grapeshot- throwing loose balls into the cannon and firing it like a shotgun.

Canister- is that like a prepackaged container of smaller balls but has the same effect, but makes it easier to load and fire?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

226 196 I can't say they aren't fun. They are. I wouldn't just drop moly in my living room, but in the noise and excitement of a rave they add an additional dimension, like you "feel" the music and beat in an unnaturally pleasurable way. It's euphoric. Time and place for everything, as they say.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

That, and it can make the most boring person alive seem interesting as they ramble on incessantly...

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (FpHTM)

227 I'm worried about the goats with all the Somalis in Minneapolis

Posted by: Dave at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (sbsMc)

228 Don't discount the possibility that a lot of this leads back to some buildings in and around Washington, DC. That color revolution idea did not originate overseas. You think all that money the Somalis pirated out of the country just went to some shitheads in Somali? Ain't no way. It funded a lot of things besides lining someone's pockets, and I'll bet some three-letter agencies know exactly what it was funding.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (MZ+PY)

229 >>Cool
Just like he warned Iran

And Venezuela. And Gaza.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

230 The rule of hysterical women is always a self destructive shit show.
Posted by: The Crucible

I saw Pete Hegseth with the Devil!
And I saw Kristi Noem with the Devil!
And I saw Marco Rubio with the Devil!

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

231 222 Trump. Talks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

Yeah.. I get that... I wouldn't expect him to tell the media what he's gonna do....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (VE6XX)

232 The weird thing isn't that someone as kinky as Margaret Atwood exists, the weird thing is that so many women apparently share her fantasy.

I remember reading some of Nancy Friday's books in college. It was eye opening about the sorts of fantasies some women have. Well, at the time I guess. A bit of research on the modern internet says she wasn't just making stuff up at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

233 Temporary gulags. Concertina wire and tents. Ya tear down your shelter, you freeze. Difficult decision for these retards I know.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

I'd be fine with that. Winter storm like today or not. Unfortunately, agree or not, the optics of cages is not optimum for the Trump admin.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (F3Dlr)

234 That, and it can make the most boring person alive seem interesting as they ramble on incessantly...
Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (FpHTM)

Huh.

*makes note to always keep some Molly on hand*

Posted by: Hand it out to everyone I meet at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (TbWk/)

235 Raskin says ICE is recruiting White Supremacists.... Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:28 PM (VE6XX)

Yeah, I saw a thumbnail on ewetub yesterday saying somwthing like 'Head of Proud Boys listed as an ICE agent in government records!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

236 Learning about "persuasion" from Scott Adams, it's very interesting.

For example you always see them deploy shit around the new year, because in a new year (as it begins) the mind is more susceptible and ready to incorporate novel information. To believe things are "different", for example. Even though of course it's still just Tuesday.

So it's notable to me that they ramped up the rioting in the new year, which incidentally also squashed the Somali Fraud story, which might have been our own side's version of "novel information". Almost as if to "define" the year, which is now an election year too.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (3AyDK)

237 > Canister- is that like a prepackaged container of smaller balls but has the same effect, but makes it easier to load and fire?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

Yep.

There was also chain shot, which consisted of two balls connected by a length of chain. It went through troop formations like a combine harvester goes through a field of wheat.

Nasty stuff.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (IG3/x)

238
I cringe to think of the "therapy" those poor goats are expected to provide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (tgvbd)

239 I'm worried about the goats with all the Somalis in Minneapolis
Posted by: Dave

I wonder if they found that goat that was loose in St. Louis yet.

Or the monkeys.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

240 We should invade Iran and Minnesota on the same moonless night.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (acpVa)

241 Goats are cool. I would have been willing to offer mine to the Gov and Mayor of MN if she were still in this world. Maybe the next. Her main trick was nonchalantly walking up to strange men and giving them a quick head twist butt to the balls. It only took one episode for folks to respect the Beware of the GOAT sign. After they picked themselves up off the ground.

Posted by: epador at January 16, 2026 03:31 PM (TRnzq)

242 Dear Penthouse,
I never dreamed ICE would come looking for Ramon. Then they came….
-Karen Wallbridge

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (cd3eP)

243 Cutting Melania "lost decade" in Lonfon before Epstein brought her to the USA and met Trump she worked as a model but has a very very limited "portfolio" really not much more than the les in o porn shoot

Also, I'm retarded.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (PPp1e)

244 >>Yeah.. I get that... I wouldn't expect him to tell the media what he's gonna do....

Trump has been acting the exact same way for more than a decade now. It's surprising that some still don't seem to realize how he operates.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (viF8m)

245 My understanding with X and related drugs is they can reduce your ability to experience some of those feelings naturally without the drug...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

246 Trump is all bluster, you can't take him seriously

Posted by: Qasem Soleimani at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (3AyDK)

247
Sheriff Grady Judd schools some reporters on the ICE situation:

https://is.gd/UIU4Zd

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (w6EFb)

248 You know what would be fun to watch? When the 82d Airborne battalion task force shows up simultaneously from every direction, throws up concertina wire, and starts putting them in the back of 5 tons. With helicopters overhead.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (4WpkP)

249 The funniest part of all this is the shitlibs saying they don’t want ICE invading their community. Say they are there illegally.

Seems some invasions of illegals is different than others.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I just tell people, "cute daughter you have there. I hope an illegal doesn't rape & killer her like they did Laken Riley"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 03:32 PM (sui1r)

250 They are going to get arrested anyways, now they'll get arrested twice. twinkle toes three times - child porn or child slavery, cruelty to g___s.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (EyfuW)

251 Ok grapeshot- throwing loose balls into the cannon and firing it like a shotgun.

Canister- is that like a prepackaged container of smaller balls but has the same effect, but makes it easier to load and fire?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Grapeshot is about half-pound balls stacked on a wooden spindle and bound with linen.

Canister is about 500 musket balls in a light metal can.

Both can be loaded as quickly as a full-sized shot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (X4XpB)

252 All he has to do is

U.S.C. §§ 331-335 Sec 334

Proclamation to disperse
Whenever the President considers it necessary to use the militia or the armed forces under
this chapter, he shall, by proclamation, immediately order the insurgents or those
obstructing the enforcement of the laws to disperse and retire peaceably to their abodes
within a limited time.

Pull the damn pin already.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (abIsI)

253 The troll either got into the drugs or needs drugs. Either way, definitely very gay.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (3AyDK)

254 Goats are the Satanists symbol so it makes sense the Lefists would use them in their cult.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (KDPiq)

255 The left: We should be accepting of people's sexuality no matter what

Also the left: Melania did a risque photo shoot with another woman...BURN THE LESBIAN WITCH

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

256 Don't give them a martyr here or their to whine about. Wipe out the entire mass so that anyone thinking of joining them is afraid to, and no one in the future will be tempted to follow their path.

Basically, J6 them.

Trump is still reluctant to do what needs to be done. I don't know why he winks at lawlessness on the Left.

He needs a war time consigliere , not a DEI hire in the FBI and a Green Room AG.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (WCaCG)

257 Goats…. Our city park this past summer unleashed a herd of goats into our local park to clear out underbrush. They did a very good job… they’re kinda cute animals but I wouldn’t want to sit down with them… they smell; as I ran through the park I could smell them before I saw them….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (k0PcD)

258 I don't feel like second guessing Trump. I'm not in his shoes, thankfully, and I have no idea who's he talked to and when.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (ix8EF)

259 183 in DC a few times when I lived in the area ... A few times they arrested a huge number of protesters, which resulted in each protester spending 12+ hours at the station being processed. They haaaated this, and complained.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (LlV+5)

; )

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (SSiCQ)

260 Goats are the Satanists symbol so it makes sense the Lefists would use them in their cult.

They did this effectively in the movie The Witch

Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

261 That's an underage goat. Perverts.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)

262 I got censored?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (EyfuW)

263 Huh. Interesting thing about Ass is that he is always trying to elicit an emotional response by trying to make fun of or denigrate people he assumes we hold in veneration. It is fascinating watching him probe for weak spots to get that reaction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

264 134 It’s all fake and gay.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2026 03:08 PM (fA38o)

AoSHq stylesheet says "ghey"

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (SSiCQ)

265 Oh Canada. Mark Carney now blowing Xi Jinping because he doesn’t like Trump. lol.

The Canadian economy is sinking. Communism to the rescue.

Get ready to assume the position, Canada.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (zIokw)

266 So Tom Brady was there?

I’d let him jump me.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (vK/Ja)

267 > as I ran through the park I could smell them before I saw them….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 16, 2026 03:34 PM (k0PcD)

Uncastrated male goats can get pretty foul.

Females and castrated males don't smell much worse than any other farm animals. Their poop doesn't stink nearly as much as cows, or even horses. Pigs don't enter into it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (IG3/x)

268 I got censored?
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (EyfuW)

What did you say? You didnt say bl a zer did you?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

269 >>>I'm worried about the goats with all the Somalis in Minneapolis

they're eating the pets

of the people

that live there

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (jGJov)

270 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

271 I remember when the cops used to beat hippies with batons and just leave them lying in the street bleeding. We need more of that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (BSdIE)

272 I'd be fine with that. Winter storm like today or not. Unfortunately, agree or not, the optics of cages is not optimum for the Trump admin.
Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (F3Dlr)

Put them in a stripped-down warehouse then. Feed them beans and water.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (g8Ew8)

273 I'm worried about the goats with all the Somalis in Minneapolis
Posted by: Dave
......

And the dogs. And the cats. And the ducks.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (UjdFS)

274 If you duplicate a comment character for character, even someone else's, it won't show up.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (3AyDK)

275 Bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (nDXEV)

276 270 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
Posted by: Skip

Flavor the water with AG1. That shit will drive anyone away.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (abIsI)

277 The weird thing isn't that someone as kinky as Margaret Atwood exists, the weird thing is that so many women apparently share her fantasy.

I remember reading some of Nancy Friday's books in college. It was eye opening about the sorts of fantasies some women have. Well, at the time I guess. A bit of research on the modern internet says she wasn't just making stuff up at least.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 16, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)
_____

I've long thought that there is not nearly the difference b/t men and women in terms of sexuality and sexual appetites than we are led to believe. I think proper society has largely swept women's more ... errr ... unusual appetites under the rug for centuries. That's becoming increasingly hard to do.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

278 They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons. Swoop them all in to do whatever inside, and then spray some xanax into the wagon for processing. Altho a waste of xanax. Maybe chloroform or mustard gas.

DEPORT THEM ALL! INCLUDING LESBOS!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 16, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)

Maybe a bulldozer/steam shovel and a dump truck. Just scoop them all up and plunk them in the bed of the truck.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (oCS0o)

279 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

This is also an excellent idea.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (g8Ew8)

280 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
Posted by: Skip

Move too slow & you'll stick to the streets. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (sui1r)

281 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
Posted by: Skip

With orange dye so the prison warden doesn't have to issue a jumpsuit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (mlg/3)

282 On behalf of San Francisco, I must say, Minneapolis, we're impressed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (RIvkX)

283 not nearly the difference b/t men and women in terms of sexuality and sexual appetites than we are led to believe.
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Right. For example sucking lots of dick.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (3AyDK)

284 Looks like Trump is backing off intervention in Iran... Or it's a bluff...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2026 03:17 PM (VE6XX)

you know...if I was backing off a target... I would send two aircraft carriers to the theater, empty out nearby airbases and add a bunch of aerial-refueling tankers nearby

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (g47mK)

285 60 Those ICE agents have the patience of saints, and their ability to focus with all the invectives being hurled, and the shoving, and the whistles and fucking vuvuzelas, is amazing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2026 02:54 PM (kpS4V)

Saw a video a while back 2016 election cycle where the layer one peeps were all shrieking Karen's, but layer two was more Burley types swinging padlocks on chains from behind the Karen's. If the Burley guy made contact with a victim he was encircled by layer three and rushed to a safe house and a new layer 2 thug stepped in. Vicious people.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (i0Hi3)

286 They have training. They have funding. They have singular purpose. This is an insurgency

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The obvious solution is to go after the organizers and the ones providing funds for it.

Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Z8jzG)

287 216 "They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons."

Maybe some garbage truck type affair with a scoop on the front.
Posted by: Uhur

Soylent Red?
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:26 PM (hLZfT)

Trouble with Soylent Red is there's always a shortage.

Posted by: It's people! at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

288 >>>they're eating the pets of the people that live there

BTW if you search that phrase online you'll be by every source that it was all "baseless" and a total hoax

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (jGJov)

289 I can't say
g
i
m
p.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (EyfuW)

290 I've long thought that there is not nearly the difference b/t men and women in terms of sexuality and sexual appetites than we are led to believe. I think proper society has largely swept women's more ... errr ... unusual appetites under the rug for centuries. That's becoming increasingly hard to do.

I've never had any erotic thoughts about either minotaurs or dinosaurs, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

291 With the national economy quickly improving and the national conversation moving even more quickly towards a law-and-order themed 2026 midterm campaign season, I'd say the Dems have plenty of reasons to go Full Retard.

And they're succeeding.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

292 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

Woman can turn it off and on. I think that's a huge difference.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (KDPiq)

293 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota

The Left would sue and easily prevail over the Castrati in the Fe'ral Government's DOJ.

Something about First Amendment Right to Protest.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:40 PM (KhyP1)

294 183 in DC a few times when I lived in the area ... A few times they arrested a huge number of protesters, which resulted in each protester spending 12+ hours at the station being processed. They haaaated this, and complained.
Posted by: Lizzy

Was it ICE that arrested the protesters in DC?
ICE has no cooperation from the city of Minneapolis, when they held some illegals in a hotel the protesters surrounded and almost made entry into the hotel with NO MPD intervening.
I don't think people understand how isolated ICE is in Minneapolis.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:40 PM (F3Dlr)

295 183 bureaucratically tedious and lengthy
Posted by: Lizzy at January 16, 2026 03:18 PM (LlV+5)

All kinds of redundancy going on there.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:40 PM (SSiCQ)

296 279 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

This is also an excellent idea.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2026 03:38 PM (g8Ew

Also think maybe every officer carries tire ripper chains to disable the vehicles on the spot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 03:40 PM (i0Hi3)

297 216 "They need larger vehicles. Paddy wagons."

Maybe some garbage truck type affair with a scoop on the front.
Posted by: Uhur

With those robot wars spinning buzzsaws on the front.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (abIsI)

298 See, now if ICE was in my neighborhood and the lesbos were harrassing them there would be no need for an official water cannon. Most of our residents would be happy to hook up some hoses and spray the harpies.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (hhkIi)

299 Woman can turn it off and on. I think that's a huge difference.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (KDPiq)

How do you get an Irish girl to stop having sex?

Marry her.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (3AyDK)

300 ICE IS RANDOMLY SHOOTING BROWN BODIES OF COLOR AND DEPORTING LEGAL CITIZENS!!!! WHAARGBARGLE!!!

Posted by: The present progtard narrative at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

301 I remember when the cops used to beat hippies with batons and just leave them lying in the street bleeding. We need more of that.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:36 PM (BSdIE)

I kinda enjoy the old videos of the hickory shampoos employed by the Chicago cops in Grant Park in 68… we need more of that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (k0PcD)

302 Interesting thing about Ass is that he is always trying to elicit an emotional response by trying to make fun of or denigrate people he assumes we hold in veneration. It is fascinating watching him probe for weak spots to get that reaction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
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I admire his tenacity trying to use English.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (RIvkX)

303 "81 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impead their lawful job"

Remember when mis/disinformation was going to destroy our precious democracy and tyrants were going to send us all to camps so Social Media companies had to ban and censor people? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Posted by: Croaker at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (+BcZI)

304 293 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota

The Left would sue and easily prevail over the Castrati in the Fe'ral Government's DOJ.

Something about First Amendment Right to Protest.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:40 PM (KhyP1)

Pretty sure interfering with a policing action is not a protest.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (i0Hi3)

305 Woman can turn it off and on. I think that's a huge difference.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (KDPiq)

It's certainly obvious in Minnesota, huh?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (g8Ew8)

306 Woman can turn it off and on. I think that's a huge difference.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (KDPiq)

How do you get an Irish girl to stop having sex?

Marry her.
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (3AyDK)

Ain't just the Irish ones...

Posted by: Marriage - the ultimate scam at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

307 > Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota
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Especially during winter. And, it's non-lethal unless the targets are especially stupid.

Oh, wait....

But seriously, it would make them absolutely miserable. And cold. But mostly miserable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (U2OZr)

308 I kinda enjoy the old videos of the hickory shampoos employed by the Chicago cops in Grant Park in 68… we need more of that
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 16, 2026 03:41 PM (k0PcD)
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Grant Park? Yippies? It seems like it was just yesterday ...

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

309 I admire his tenacity trying to use English.

And his sense of gustatory adventure.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

310 >>>they're eating the pets of the people that live there

BTW if you search that phrase online you'll be by every source that it was all "baseless" and a total hoax
Posted by: brak
......

Proof that AI has no sense of humor. And how do they explain the dramatic reduction in the duck population in Springfield?

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

311 I admire his tenacity trying to use English.

And his sense of gustatory adventure.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)
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And recycling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 03:43 PM (X4XpB)

312 I've long thought that there is not nearly the difference b/t men and women in terms of sexuality and sexual appetites than we are led to believe. I think proper society has largely swept women's more ... errr ... unusual appetites under the rug for centuries. That's becoming increasingly hard to do.

I've never had any erotic thoughts about either minotaurs or dinosaurs, I can tell you that much.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)
____

Well no, but it's not the specific object that matters, only the fantasy about an object that's not human. I of course wouldn't fuck a minotaur. That's gay. But Cheetara? One of those hot elves? Kitsune? Any of the hot alien girls that Kirk banged? Yes, in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

313
JFK invoked the IA against Henry Wallace way back in the Civil Rights era.

Wallace stood in front of the door at the University of Alabama to prevent black students from registering. A US Deputy AG told Wallace to step aside. He refused.

The a 2-star general walked out and told him to step aside. Wallace stepped aside.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (w6EFb)

314 How come you never hear about St. Paul? Is stuff getting froggy there, too?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

315 Oh Canada. Mark Carney now blowing Xi Jinping because he doesn’t like Trump. lol.

Canada. Surrounded by the Lower 48, Alaska, and, soon, Orangeland (formerly Greenland). Heck of a bargaining postition.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (qoUKC)

316 146 Read this morning somewhere Leftists are spreading ICE isn't allowed to touch a US Citizen even if they impede their lawful job
Posted by: Skip

Yeah, i heard that you can beat up IRS agents too and they can't do anything to you unless you're cheating on your taxes at the same time.

Me went to Joe Biden Online Law School and me is a lawyer now!

Posted by: Nelly at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (7gpcF)

317 Fucking do it. Yesterday. Throw Walz and Frey in federal prison, then mop up their goon squads.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (1yT+S)

318 Any of the hot alien girls that Kirk banged? Yes, in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
=========

Yvonne Craig.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)

319 285 Saw a video a while back 2016 election cycle where the layer one peeps were all shrieking Karen's, but layer two was more Burley types swinging padlocks on chains from behind the Karen's. If the Burley guy made contact with a victim he was encircled by layer three and rushed to a safe house and a new layer 2 thug stepped in. Vicious people.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (i0Hi3)

The Left has people willing to be human shields for their armed thugs.

We don't.

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (iXqHn)

320 I have no fantasy that involves someone other than an earth girl.

Even if they are also easy.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (KDPiq)

321 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THE RIOTERS THINK A PLASTIC GARBAGE CAN LID WILL STOP A 9MM OR A 5.6

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (abIsI)

322 I just tell people, "cute daughter you have there. I hope an illegal doesn't rape & killer her like they did Laken Riley"

These retards will make Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy a virtue.

Don't encourage them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (c3sdc)

323 JFK invoked the IA against Henry Wallace way back in the Civil Rights era.

Wallace stood in front of the door at the University of Alabama to prevent black students from registering.

George Wallace?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

324 I like how Walz and other soft and gooey white folks are all up in arms about ICE going after dark skinned people., like they know any dark skinned people; which honkies like Walz consider to be their pets to be fed and watered but no let in his house or to date their daughters or moms.

Posted by: Guilt Ridden White People Do Some Crazy Shit at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (R/m4+)

325 Oh Canada. Mark Carney now blowing Xi Jinping because he doesn’t like Trump. lol.

They were sucking up to Xi back when Biden was still in too. It's not because of Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (2ocoG)

326 Water cannon would solve crowds in Minnesota

There was video last night of a vehicle driving slowly in front of the ice compound outside the fence spilling water out of the back, to create an ice hazard for any officers that approached the protesters.
We/ICE aren't on the same playing field.

Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (F3Dlr)

327 302 Interesting thing about Ass
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 16, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
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I admire his tenacity trying to use English.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2026 03:42 PM (RIvkX)

tin assity

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:48 PM (SSiCQ)

328 Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

Neither have I , and I only romance novels I have read are by Barbara Cartland and Georgette Heyer, neither of which are bodice rippers and the latter author in particular features Intelligent and witty men and women who match wits with each other.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 03:48 PM (PFs9e)

329 >> George Wallace?

Yes, George! I don't where the hell Henry came form -- that was a VP under FDR I think, maybe ran for president himself one time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (w6EFb)

330 They were sucking up to Xi back when Biden was still in too. It's not because of Trump.
Posted by: Ian S.

Yeah, Justine gave them permission to station troops there, or something.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

331 JFK invoked the IA against Henry Wallace way back in the Civil Rights era.

Wallace stood in front of the door at the University of Alabama to prevent black students from registering.

George Wallace?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
___

William Wallace

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

332 Mumm-ra walks in on Cheetarah bathing: (robot chicken)

https://tinyurl.com/mpt5e6xj

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (uWKK8)

333 The Left has people willing to be human shields for their armed thugs.

They're only willing until they stop believing that they're girlbosses and bullets will bounce off of them, just like they do off of Brie Larson's flat ass. If a few more Karens get ventilated that will stop.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

334 This whistle kills fascists!

Posted by: Woody Gunthrie at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (4t1fl)

335 Yes, George! I don't where the hell Henry came form -- that was a VP under FDR I think, maybe ran for president himself one time.
Posted by: publius

Stalin's stooge.

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

336 He *really* doesn't want to. Sending troops to invade American cities is a rubicon moment. We may have to cross that rubicon - and I think it would be fully justified if we do - but I am sure he would prefer not to. If he can bully them into compliance, that would be preferable to forcibly occupying an American city, imposing martial law, instituting curfews and searches, ramping up detainment, etc. I think he will do it if bullying fails, but it will be very hard to manage it in terms of "how it plays in Peoria" and may trigger massive actions in other Antifa stronghold cities.

It's a dangerous game all around. Better not to play it, but it's also a game where *all* players have to agree not to play. The hard left wants to play, and therefore everyone *has* to play.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2026 02:50 PM (GyQIQ)

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The only option open then is to arrest Walz and Frey on corruption charges.

Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (Z8jzG)

337 Canada. Surrounded by the Lower 48, Alaska, and, soon, Orangeland (formerly Greenland). Heck of a bargaining postition.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (qoUKC)
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The Sabaton-lite videos with the Danish Flags and Vikings are already going up on YT. 30+ Yoorup troops land in Greenland and they're comparing it to Ukraine.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)

338 You allowed to peacefully assemble on that side of the barricade. Once you cross over, it's no longer peacefully and now you're a target for a beatdown. If you throw shit over the barricade, - beatdown.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (BSdIE)

339 322 I just tell people, "cute daughter you have there. I hope an illegal doesn't rape & killer her like they did Laken Riley"

These retards will make Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy a virtue.

Don't encourage them.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (c3sdc)

They already have with their 5-year-old "trans kids" and "gendering ceremonies" at unitarian universalist churches. They don't love or care about their kids as if they're real people - they're accessories that mommy uses to get attention and approval from her fucked-up social group.

Posted by: Look at my stunning and brave support of my trans child at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (TbWk/)

340 I would say deploy the Ghey Gas but, it would probably have no affect on that crowd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)

341 324 Walz and other soft and gooey white folks
Posted by: Guilt Ridden White People Do Some Crazy Shit at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (R/m4+)

ewwwww

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (SSiCQ)

342 312 Well no, but it's not the specific object that matters, only the fantasy about an object that's not human. I of course wouldn't fuck a minotaur. That's gay. But Cheetara? One of those hot elves? Kitsune? Any of the hot alien girls that Kirk banged? Yes, in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Well, at least you've given Bob from the FBI something to work with.

Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:51 PM (iXqHn)

343 331 JFK invoked the IA against Henry Wallace way back in the Civil Rights era.

Wallace stood in front of the door at the University of Alabama to prevent black students from registering.

George Wallace?

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
___

William Wallace
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

Gromit
Wallace

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:51 PM (SSiCQ)

344 340 I would say deploy the Ghey Gas but, it would probably have no affect on that crowd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)

Would that make them all sooperghey or put them all the away around the bend to straight?

Posted by: Weird science at January 16, 2026 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

345 Those goats will be fucked then eaten by Minnesomalians.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (wBaIH)

346 >>They were sucking up to Xi back when Biden was still in too. It's not because of Trump.

Canada's biggest bargaining chip with Trump was the oil sands in Alberta. That was made largely irrelevant by our new bestie Venezuela.

Xi, however, is on the other end of that equation.

There are always 2nd and 3rd level effects to any action in geopolitics.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

347 Marcia Wallace

Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

348 Nood mortgage rates

Posted by: Rex B at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (4t1fl)

349 337 Canada. Surrounded by the Lower 48, Alaska, and, soon, Orangeland (formerly Greenland). Heck of a bargaining postition.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2026 03:46 PM (qoUKC)
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Orangeland. Snort. Please let it be so.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (i0Hi3)

350 338 If you throw shit over the barricade,
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (BSdIE)

spend a night in the box

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:52 PM (SSiCQ)

351
nood cnn haz a sad

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2026 03:53 PM (tljrc)

352 340 I would say deploy the Ghey Gas but, it would probably have no affect on that crowd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)

heh

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:53 PM (SSiCQ)

353 Would that make them all sooperghey or put them all the away around the bend to straight?
Posted by: Weird science

Could lead to animal sodomy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:53 PM (abIsI)

354 I would say deploy the Ghey Gas but, it would probably have no affect on that crowd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 16, 2026 03:50 PM (abIsI)
==

That crowd smells like old gym socks and weed.

Posted by: mrp at January 16, 2026 03:53 PM (rj6Yv)

355 342 312 Well no, but it's not the specific object that matters, only the fantasy about an object that's not human. I of course wouldn't fuck a minotaur. That's gay. But Cheetara? One of those hot elves? Kitsune? Any of the hot alien girls that Kirk banged? Yes, in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 16, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

Well, at least you've given Bob from the FBI something to work with.
Posted by: XTC at January 16, 2026 03:51 PM (iXqHn)

hahahaha
hahahahahahaha

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:53 PM (SSiCQ)

356 The best way to attack Karens is to make fun of them as much as possible. Ridicule is the secret weapon as they are doing it for self-validation so making them laughable will get rid of them.

Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2026 03:54 PM (Z8jzG)

357 356 The best way to attack Karens is to make fun of them as much as possible. Ridicule is the secret weapon as they are doing it for self-validation so making them laughable will get rid of them.
Posted by: Decaf at January 16, 2026 03:54 PM (Z8jzG)

yep

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 03:54 PM (SSiCQ)

358 They were sucking up to Xi back when Biden was still in too. It's not because of Trump.

Its because of the huge amount of money laundering taking place in Vancouver and British Columbia by the Chinese cartels.

The politicians get to dip their beaks then look away.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 16, 2026 03:55 PM (c3sdc)

359 Stop taking these people into custody. That costs the taxpayers more money.

Beat them down and leave them to fend for themselves. Let them take care of their own.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 03:55 PM (BSdIE)

360 330 They were sucking up to Xi back when Biden was still in too. It's not because of Trump.
Posted by: Ian S.

Yeah, Justine gave them permission to station troops there, or something.
Posted by: Bulg at January 16, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)
___________________________

This is off topic, and I hope we get a thread on this. Trump has been running the table setting up trade agreements worldwide and expanding previous agreements to include items that overlap what we trade with Canada (our second biggest trading partner next to Mexico). As a result, Trump's taking away Canada's negotiating leverage little by little until it's time to re-negotiate the USMCA (NAFTA)...which will be dissolved.

Canada doesn't have a leg to stand on, so they are cozying up to China, basically telling Trump, if you don't rub out backs, we'll go to China, and compromise security in the Western Hemisphere. China will need to fill the void (Venezuela and soon, Iran).

This summer's negotiations are going to be entertaining to say the least.

Posted by: Orson at January 16, 2026 03:55 PM (dIske)

361 Have ponderdd ICe videos confronting a driver to get out of the vehicle and getting non compliance break the window. Better maybe flatten all tires, they won't get farceven if they don't get out.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

362 Where is PETA? I worry about those perverts getting anywhere near innocent baby goats.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 16, 2026 02:46 PM (w6EFb)

they just kill them like the puppies and kittens they get.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)

363 Officer, may I suggest you use your flammenwerfer?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 16, 2026 04:22 PM (XMwZJ)

364 Where would ice house the whole crowd if the local police force is not cooperating?
The small crowds of violent protesters have the upper-hand and they know it.
Posted by: old chick at January 16, 2026 03:03 PM (F3Dlr)

I have some ideas.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 16, 2026 03:06 PM (ULPxl)

Truck them out to a warehouse somewhere for storage.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2026 04:43 PM (8avO+)

365 Layer 5: Fake medics.

Anyone arrested will claim "injury" or preexisting condition. They have individuals who are not medics in elaborate medic outfits, who are trained to rush up and interfere with the arresting officers under the guise of providing medical assistance. If you deny them, or arrest them, then you are a big meany, and they film that "cops won't allow doctor to see patient" sort of bullshit. If you do let them in they will delay and delay the arrest until the layer 2 grapplers can get into position to swoop in and free the arrestee or assault the officers. By the by, the "medics" are almost always obese women.

What I would do when these fake "medics" show is say in a loud voice "You're a medic? Then come with us to a secure location where you can treat this patient!" Take her with you, voluntarily. Then in private arrest her for interference. If she won't go, tell her to fuck off, or arrest her on the spot.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 16, 2026 05:49 PM (tV890)

366 361 Have ponderdd ICe videos confronting a driver to get out of the vehicle and getting non compliance break the window. Better maybe flatten all tires, they won't get farceven if they don't get out. Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

If they won't move the car, damage it so badly it can't be moved. Have a tow truck haul it off. Send it to an impound yard where the charge is $2,000/hour for storage. Within a day the value of the car is negative. Can't pay, oh well, the car is then crushed. $25,000 down the drain. Plus, fine the owner $5k for services to move the car.

Make this shit hyper expensive - you basically forfeit your car.

Antifa doesn't realize - two can play this bullshit psych game. So much of their tactics rely on our normal reasonableness. You have to realize it is all a tactic.

Look, when a car is parked illegally in front of a hydrant, the fire fighters have been known to bust the windows and run the hose through the car. Could they run it around the car? Sure. But the point is maximum pain for the asshat in front of the hydrant. Spend a day towing every single fucking car. cost them $200k per day.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 16, 2026 05:59 PM (tV890)

367 Don’t eat or f#ck the goats please.

Posted by: Kenneth King Neil at January 16, 2026 07:19 PM (/g9JB)

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