Agent Run Down by Mentally-Ill Queer Terrorist Suffered Internal Bleeding, Is Now In Hiding, Fearing Assassination by Other Left-Wing Terrorists

The queer terrorist just "bumped" him with her car, like they were dancing.

CBS News
@CBSNews

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

He's now in hiding.

Under mounting threats and online harassment, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good is now in hiding, according to President Trump's border czar Tom Homan, who confirmed Tuesday that the situation has deteriorated to the point where the agent's safety -- and that of his family -- is at risk.
Speaking on Will Cain Country, Homan said ICE agent Jonathan Ross has been forced out of public view as activists circulate his photograph, personal information, and even "wanted for murder" posters online, accompanied by what Homan described as explicit death threats.
Homan said Ross is remaining out of sight while investigations into the shooting continue, stressing that facts -- not political pressure -- should determine the outcome.
"I know for a fact now he has to be in hiding," Homan said, confirming that the threats extend to Ross's family as well.
Cain pressed him directly on whether the agent was in hiding, and Homan answered flatly: "Yes. For the safety of him and his family."

🚨NEW: Tom Homan *CONFIRMS* to @willcain that ICE Agent Jonathan Ross "IN HIDING"🚨

"I know for a fact now he has to be in hiding ... For the safety of him and his family. There are 'WANTED' posters with his picture, license plate number. And the death threats."@DailyCaller pic.twitter.com/A2UDScRTKB
— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) January 13, 2026

I'm so tired of this. The people least able to employ violence and least capable of resisting it are determined to make violence into the way we resolve political differences.

Fine. You got it.

Well, at least they’ll know where they stood in your list of priorities. pic.twitter.com/Ic2i4bWIf5
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 13, 2026

Always with the septum ring and bird hands. Always. pic.twitter.com/NnQNIkViJ3
— Jim Lakely (@jlakely) January 14, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 12:22 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

2 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

3
3rd

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 12:24 PM (Jxa0O)

4 Internal bleeding from a non hit ? Impossible !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:24 PM (VE6XX)

5 The woman in the last photo must be in the MENSA wing of the left. She managed to connect the dots...both of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

6
@CBSNews

BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

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CBS News reporting this? The Weiss effect?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Jxa0O)

7 She doesn't feel safe in her 2 ton assault weapon?

Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 12:25 PM (vFG9F)

8 5 The woman in the last photo must be in the MENSA wing of the left. She managed to connect the dots...both of them.

Oops. Later pictures popped up. I'm talking about the woman who suddenly realized that her being capped for trying to run down an ICE agent might affect her ability to see her kids. This is progress.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

9 Aren't you just tempted to jerk that nose ring right out? It would please me.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (up14Y)

10 Maybe we should compromise with the Mahometans. We'll institute Sharia for left wing women.

Deal?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (s0JqF)

11 "You gotta bruise some pig eggs to make an anarcho-terrorist swine omelet."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (ibuaa)

12 "Always with the septum ring and bird hands."

Keep her away from the bunnies.

Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (vFG9F)

13 woman who suddenly realized that her being capped for trying to run down an ICE agent might affect her ability to see her kids. This is progress.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

Dang... The kids almost were rid of her...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (VE6XX)

14 She doesn't feel safe in her 2 ton assault weapon?
Posted by: fd at January 14, 2026 12:25 PM

She just realized a quarter inch of glass isn't going to protect her when she tries to drive into armed men.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

15 The saddest thing is seeing old people with septum rings and other hallmarks of disorganized mind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (XV/Pl)

16 Aren't you just tempted to jerk that nose ring right out? It would please me.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (up14Y)

Hanging a grenade on it might be a better idea.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (snZF9)

17 Aren't you just tempted to jerk that nose ring right out? It would please me.

I would settle for running a few amps through it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

18 Always with the septum ring and bird hands. Always.

Septum ring theory is still 100%.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (QGRvm)

19 I just can’t listen to whatever poison nose ring lady is spewing. I know it’s poisonous nonsense without listening. She’s probably on antipsychotics…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (YobFY)

20 FAFO is a harsh lesson

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 14, 2026 12:28 PM (pscAN)

21 BLM is firing up their rage machine over the black dude In LA who was firing his AR into the air on New Years Eve and got smoked by an off-duty ICE agent.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Y1sOo)

22 Leftism is a Religion of Peace

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:28 PM (g078z)

23 That lady is one short step from saying "I hate my life and myself and I am going to be a martyr."

She's --] [-- this close. And she ain't the only one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2026 12:28 PM (BI5O2)

24 PFFT. A bruise is internal bleeding.

-MFM

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (bNf8H)

25 There's another video out there of a DWFL (deranged) who says Ross lives in her neighborhood, says he's at his house, and gives the address.

She's been fired and scrubbed from her company website.

She needs more pain.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (HXT0k)

26 Maybe we should compromise with the Mahometans. We'll institute Sharia for left wing women.

Deal?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 14, 2026 12:26 PM (s0JqF)

Acceptable.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (snZF9)

27 great, leftist intifadaists are not sending agents doing their job into hiding...

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (g47mK)

28 We have been far too lenient with these people. And if this man is put on trial for Darwinizing that woman, it needs to be in Florida.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (NR6c1)

29 Well, he knows spaceships.

Elon Musk Roasts “Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” & Questions Why David Ellison Didn’t Cancel the Woke Show

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (L/fGl)

30 not = now

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 12:29 PM (g47mK)

31 The saddest thing is seeing old people with septum rings and other hallmarks of disorganized mind.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM

Note to the kids...if your 50 year old school secretary has a septum ring/tattoo/danger hair...it ain't "edgy" anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)

32
The whole idea of protesting used to be to exercise free speech, get your idea out there, express yourself.

Now it's to rumble with cops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (Jxa0O)

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Posted by: Joyenz at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (2F0/Y)

34 "Yes. For the safety of him and his family."

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This is the most disgusting part of doxxing these agents: threats to their family members as well.

Straight-up domestic terrorism, and I want all those scumbag criminals doing it hunted down, captured, given some waterboard therapy (for informational purposes only), and executed per Military Tribunal.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (ibuaa)

35 These people are psychotic and maybe they are missing the part of their brain that controls shame. In the before times I would have blamed lead paint.

It's a social contagion from chronically online people just like the trans bullshit. They get dopamine hits from people probably in another country and so YOLO.

Make asylums great again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (fszBn)

36 Speaking of nose rings, I was at a thrift store the other day, and both cashiers, young women, had ginormous rings hanging from their nasal septums. Looked like Uncle Joe's prize boar. Bunch of smaller rings and piercings, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (8zz6B)

37 Where is the push back againat these terrorists? Threats are illegal. Interfering with law enforcement is illegal. Conspiracy to commit crimes is illegal.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (fCT/O)

38 The saddest thing is seeing old people with septum rings and other hallmarks of ~~disorganized mind~~demonic possession and/or mental illness.

FIFY

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (qFwJc)

39 There are so many people that have a warped hero complexes.
Sometimes I wonder how empty someone's life needs to be to be susceptible to this manipulation.

Posted by: Inogame at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (53oGX)

40 She’s probably on antipsychotics…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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They aren't working. Thorazine might.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (WDjG6)

41 These are really ugly, undesirable women. Gee, I wonder if that has something to do with their biblical bitterness and hatred of all things good and pure?

Ironically, Renee Good was an attractive lady compared to most of these diseased aye-ayes.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

42 The bird pecking hands are dead giveaway...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 14, 2026 12:32 PM (y2f7I)

43 Have no fear. Immigration is about to change. The Blade has passed the first hurdle to being hired as an immigration judge. His application has been reviewed and deemed qualified. The next step is an interview. It's still a long shot, but the chances of getting The Catapult on the bench just increased.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

44 Bill Maher Unloads on Hollywood: The Epicenter of “Woke Stupid”

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Dude, DC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

45 Why doesn't Homan just transfer the guy to IDK, Houston and let the dept. pay for the move?

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (qFwJc)

46 The next step is an interview. It's still a long shot, but the chances of getting The Catapult on the bench just increased.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

I'm rooting for you

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (VE6XX)

47 Where is the push back againat these terrorists? Threats are illegal. Interfering with law enforcement is illegal. Conspiracy to commit crimes is illegal.
Posted by: Rob Crawford

C'mon man. Don't rock the boat. Things'll get better. Just be positive.

Posted by: The GOPe at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (mlg/3)

48 "You could be Renea Good!!!"

[calculating odds]

Chance I will protest ICE -- 0%
Chance I will obstruct ICE -- 0%
Chance I will disobey a police officer -- 0%
Chance I will flee a police officer -- 0%
Chance I will hit a police officer with my vehicle -- 0%

Stupid fucking lefties, always trying to make themselves the center of every play.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (HXT0k)

49 Internal bleeding includes bruising. A pretty vague description.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (jc0TO)

50 15 The saddest thing is seeing old people with septum rings and other hallmarks of disorganized mind.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (XV/Pl)

They don't want to step aside and leave it to the young.

They're still the star of the show, damn it!

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (uEmCf)

51 So are the whackos saying that internal bleeding from getting bashed by a moving two-ton vehicle… that is NOT assault? You shouldn’t defend yourself from that?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (/iXAp)

52 Where is the push back againat these terrorists? Threats are illegal. Interfering with law enforcement is illegal. Conspiracy to commit crimes is illegal.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (fCT/O)

Unless they're anonymous letters with no return address, every one of these threats should be rounded up at once. Yellow-bellied bastards aren't doing their job. Go in with force to these people posting online threats under their names. They should all be jailed the same day. But, no.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (uQesX)

53 Next time agents arrest someone with a septum ring, they should simply handcuff her behind the back, adn then hook up a dog leash to the ring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (uWKK8)

54 intifada! intifada!

Posted by: Red-Green Alliance of jihadists and commies at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (g47mK)

55 She's "trained"? Comedy.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (NkASH)

56 Maybe they should not up their meds, but stop their meds. Something is making them crazy...crazier and it isn't the situation, because the situation has not one thing to do with them.

Posted by: huerfano at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (98kQX)

57 Seems wrong to type this out, but can we get back to the 1960's James Bond era that when women start acting crazy we can just slap the shit out of them to get them to knock it off?

What we're doing today clearly isn't working.

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (3BwY8)

58 The next step is an interview. It's still a long shot, but the chances of getting The Catapult on the bench just increased.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

I'm rooting for you
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (VE6XX)
___________

[Salutes]

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

59 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (wthON)

60 49 Internal bleeding includes bruising. A pretty vague description.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (jc0TO)

Maybe, but it does prove he was hit...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (VE6XX)

61 So the cop is in hiding.
I see terrorism works.

Noted.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

62 Ironically, Renee Good was an attractive lady compared to most of these diseased aye-ayes.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

Old photo. Pics from the scene of the shooting show a bitter-looking Orc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (8zz6B)

63 This is a lie. Why aren't you upset that they're telling you something that your own eyes know can't be true? You don't usually walk around like nothing happened if you suffered injuries that caused internal injuries.

Exactly. You can be struck by a car, never hit the ground, or even lose your footing and suffer from internal injuries? BS.

If it's real it seems like it would be pretty easy to show medical records in court then, right?

We saw him lean into the car, which turned its wheels to avoid him, which is why he was able to stand next to the driver and fire two more shots at her fucking face

I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated.

I need closure. Renee Good needs justice. It’s like my soul will be incomplete without his arrest. And I’m not talking just 10-15 years. I NEED TO SEE LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE. Knowing that a killer like him is roaming free is depressing. The one thing I DO NOT TOLERATE is harming defenseless women and children.

PS Everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all; her blood is on your hands. FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)

64 So are the whackos saying that internal bleeding from getting bashed by a moving two-ton vehicle… that is NOT assault? You shouldn’t defend yourself from that?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (/iXAp)

Unless you are in the D column, more or less.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (dK+Kv)

65 Prominent tattoos, natch. Also, it looks as though she bites her nails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

66 Liberal women have become a collective self-parody. If only we could laugh.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (b4LBp)

67 She’s probably on antipsychotics…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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They aren't working. Thorazine might.
Posted by: whig

Old and busted: tear gas

New and cool: Thorazine gas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

68 Yeah when your internal organs get bruised it is no joke.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (YwEeS)

69
I'm with the Babylon Bee. Let's negotiate with Iran and trade our leftwing wacko AWFLs for their Persian women. It's a win for everyone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (w6EFb)

70 My testicles retracted so hard that I have a cleft chin.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (2ap+5)

71 Makes them feel important.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

72 Well thanks to him be doxxed by some cunt on X.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (YwEeS)

73 Old photo. Pics from the scene of the shooting show a bitter-looking Orc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (8zz6B)

With a shaved head

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

74 ‘ Always with the septum ring and bird hands. Always.’

Bird Hands: “Take me SERIOUSLY!”

Me: ‘Hahahaha! No. I just can’t swing it.’

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (jbnUc)

75 "I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated."

Prepare for a life of insomnia.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (uWKK8)

76 39 There are so many people that have a warped hero complexes.
Sometimes I wonder how empty someone's life needs to be to be susceptible to this manipulation.
Posted by: Inogame

Twas always thus. You gotta serve somebody as Bob Dylan said, and a lot of people choose to serve satanic goals.

Stan's favorite trick is inversion where the evil think they are doing good by what is objectively in the Bible described as sin.

Suicide bombers, spree killers, thieves, assassins, Renee Good, etc. Most of them, if caught and interviewed, would say they are good and what they did was justified. And that is why we cannot objectively judge ourselves and what we do. No party can be judge in a case where they have interest. Thus the Lord of all is the judge and by ye fruits he shall know thee.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (WDjG6)

77 "Dead driver just meant to break a couple ICE ribs, which was her free speech right. Lethal force to stop her speech is unacceptable." Koncerned Krazy Karens of America

Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

78 I see shit eating troll didn't actually watch the actual video of the shooting.

But then...he's not here for the truth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

79 Ironically, Renee Good was an attractive lady compared to most of these diseased aye-ayes.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

Old photo. Pics from the scene of the shooting show a bitter-looking Orc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (8zz6B)
________

She did herself no favors with her grooming, but she was still not a naturally ugly woman. And I said "compared to."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

80 I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated.

I need closure. Renee Good needs justice. It’s like my soul will be incomplete without his arrest. And I’m not talking just 10-15 years. I NEED TO SEE LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE. Knowing that a killer like him is roaming free is depressing. The one thing I DO NOT TOLERATE is harming defenseless women and children.

PS Everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all; her blood is on your hands. FUCK. YOU.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz

Get used to being awake then

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:37 PM (VE6XX)

81 >I need closure. Renee Good needs justice. It’s like my soul will be incomplete without his arrest. And I’m not talking just 10-15 years.

Scant evidence suggests you have a soul.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 14, 2026 12:37 PM (rJ48h)

82 61 So the cop is in hiding.
I see terrorism works.

Noted.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

Remember Iron Man 3 before it got really stupid and the Mandarin was a credible threat played by a good actor doing a weird religious terrorist thing (Ben Kingsley?) Where Tony Stark says 'Come and get me!' That worked. Manly.

Then the movie went stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

83 So the cop is in hiding.
I see terrorism works.

Noted.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

They're going to love the new rules.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (dK+Kv)

84 There's a way to fix these threats.
Arrest and severe prosecution.
If they don't do it escalation will follow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (y79kU)

85 Dissent: Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ketanji Brown Jackson dissented, with Jackson criticizing the creation of a "bespoke candidate-standing rule" that deviates from the traditional requirement that all litigants must show actual injury
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You mean like "I lost because the corrupt local government allowed fraudulent mail-in ballots"? Geez, it should hurt to be this stupid.
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You know what the old rule was, the one those two wanted to keep?
If local officials--or a judge--decides it wouldn't have affected the outcome, you don't have standing to sue.

But, how are you supposed to know--when you are denied standing to even conduct discovery and inspect the challenged ballots--that it wouldn't have had any effect?
Shut up, plebe--we have decided that for you.

That was literally the rule before today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (HXT0k)

86 I'd like more details on the internal bleeding CBS tweeted about.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (jTEUc)

87 She was just turning her car around.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (g078z)

88 75 "I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated."

Prepare for a life of insomnia.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Alinsky target--to freeze and unify the leftist moonbats into trying to destroy him and his family. That is what they do and that is why they will kill people if not stopped because you always get some deranged nutbag with a hatred of teh world that is willing to do the killing if they think it will redeem themselves. See suicide bombers as an example.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (WDjG6)

89 I think a lot of the AWFL Rage sort of stems from COVID. That was a rampage for them. It was Karen's Days of Whine & Roses. She felt on top of the hated world, and then the Dems pulled off a coup and got rid of orangemanbad, and began relentlessly prosecuting him, and her victory over the hated world felt more total with every passing day.

And then he got shot but didn't die, so the Dems had to pull their Hail Mary, and orangemanbad RETURNED, more turgid and irate than ever, and proceeded to rub her noses in her mess relentlessly.

I think they feel like everything was just taken from them, and are having a psychotic break.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (BI5O2)

90
So are the whackos saying that internal bleeding from getting bashed by a moving two-ton vehicle… that is NOT assault? You shouldn’t defend yourself from that?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (/iXAp)

On the other hand, now if someone were to get caught up in a street demonstration in their car, they can punch the accelerator and let Isaac Newton take over, without legal repercussions.

I doubt that the commie cocksuckers thought this through...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (y9nCu)

91 I moved out of Houston almost 7 years ago. I still get a lot of media from there. I notice the newspaper there (Houston Comical-Hearst media) is really ramping up the anti-ICE rhetoric and doing their best to keep the anger up.

The paper makes a point of having pictures of their new young reporters featured with a goofy description of them. They appear to be children.

Posted by: DanMan at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (8uzBS)

92 The septum thing (actually all nose piercings) does not do anything for me- even the more minimal small stud or thin hoop (nostril, not septum.) Leave dat nose alone!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

93
Nosering Girl thinks she's Officer Ripley when she's actually the guy from To Serve Man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Jxa0O)

94 I see shit eating troll didn't actually watch the actual video of the shooting.

But then...he's not here for the truth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)
____

None of them did. They only saw one of the first vids that admittedly is vague on whether he was hit. It's the vid taken from the driver side of the car. There was some debate even on this blog as to whether he was actually hit based on that vid. It wasn't until the next day that the vids started coming that clearly showed he was hit, and pretty hard.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

95 Stupid fucking lefties, always trying to make themselves the center of every play.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (HXT0k)

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The narcissism started with the Hippie "Me" Generation, "fundamentally transformed" with the "election" of The DogEater, and turned half of the Western World and USA literally clinically insane with the election of Trump 1.0, Covid PsyOps, and now election of Trump 2.0.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (ibuaa)

96 Bill Maher Unloads on Hollywood: The Epicenter of “Woke Stupid”

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Dude, DC.

I submit that there are two different kinds of stupid in play.

The first, Hollywood, consists of grossly overpaid halfwits who think everyone should care about their ignorant opinions because they're just so awesome and pretty. They're already rich, so money is less of an inducement.

However DC consists of less grossly overpaid halfwits and some people GAS about their ignorant opinions because those people have the power to force their opinions on others. Money, while still somewhat of an inducement, is less important than the power to command others to do their bidding.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)

97 Thought the shooter and the cop that was rammed by the car were two different people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (y79kU)

98 Police chief in Iran stabbed to death. 40 jabs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (A32KF)

99 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (wthON)

100 She did herself no favors with her grooming, but she was still not a naturally ugly woman. And I said "compared to."
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

The inner demonic ugliness was bubbling to the surface. It always does,

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (8zz6B)

101 87 She was just turning her car around.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (g078z)

Golf clap

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (fszBn)

102 86 I'd like more details on the internal bleeding CBS tweeted about.
Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (jTEUc)

Yeah. Why didn't we hear about this sooner? It would have been extremely good to make the case that she struck him. Not saying it didn't happen and they just did not tell the press or publicize- because we are stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

103 I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated.

"Get used to disappointment."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)

104 one man's vehicular terrorist is another man's hero!

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

105 The woman with the bird hands looks like she lives in a house with nine cats.

Posted by: dantesed at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (Oy/m2)

106 82 61 So the cop is in hiding.
I see terrorism works.

Noted.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

Remember Iron Man 3 before it got really stupid and the Mandarin was a credible threat played by a good actor doing a weird religious terrorist thing (Ben Kingsley?) Where Tony Stark says 'Come and get me!' That worked. Manly.

Then the movie went stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

Iron Man 3 actually makes that approach look stupid. We're supposed to have Iron Man cower in fear.
Mind you....his home defenses were lame and lacking.

I...would not make that mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

107 Nosering Girl thinks she's Officer Ripley when she's actually the guy from To Serve Man.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Jxa0O)

She's not even Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

108 98 Police chief in Iran stabbed to death. 40 jabs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (A32KF)

Pity... Well anyway...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (VE6XX)

109 No party can be judge in a case where they have interest. Thus the Lord of all is the judge and by ye fruits he shall know thee.
Posted by: whig

Hence the Gnostic cult that is the left. They can justify ever evil under the sun because when they are the judge, and anyone that opposes them must be the bad.

Posted by: The GOPe at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (mlg/3)

110 There's a way to fix these threats.
Arrest and severe prosecution.
If they don't do it escalation will follow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (y79kU)

Escalation and vigilantism. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv)

111 Dang... The kids almost were rid of her...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 12:27 PM (VE6XX)

No kidding. That might be the best thing for those kids.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (6xRrr)

112 34
‘ I want all those scumbag criminals doing it hunted down, captured’

You and me both. There’s no excuse for the lack of arrests. They’ve given Trump the excuse, I hope he finds the will.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (jbnUc)

113 Iron Man 3 actually makes that approach look stupid. We're supposed to have Iron Man cower in fear.
Mind you....his home defenses were lame and lacking.

I...would not make that mistake.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

Exactly, it would have worked if it had been internally consistent about how paranoid Tony Stark is at that point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

114 Mayor Jacob Frey:- The ICE agent Renee Good rammed with her car “was not injured.”

What a lying sack of sh*t.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

115 It's not a good "look" to hide from the clinically insane while armed. Get him a partner and if the situation deteriorates, shoot to kill.

It's war. The left has acknowledged it. We should too. And act accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)

116 He's now in hiding.

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And there are now more ICE agents in Minneapolis than there are cops.

Good job activists. You might have had partial victory on a narrative for a couple of days. In exchange, you lost the policy fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

117 She was just turning her car around.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (g078z)

Why do all the good things happen to other people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (dK+Kv)

118 115 It's not a good "look" to hide from the clinically insane while armed. Get him a partner and if the situation deteriorates, shoot to kill.

It's war. The left has acknowledged it. We should too. And act accordingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

119 "I'm so tired of this. The people least able to employ violence and least capable of resisting it are determined to make violence into the way we resolve political differences."

Reminds me of that scene from Batman Returns when Batman first runs into Catwoman. She starts punching, slashing, while Bats is playing defense, but when Bats turns the fight around, she then pulls the "How Could You? I'm a Woman!" card.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (9Ovst)

120 To our troll:

Normal people approve of criminals getting killed for trying to kill police officers. We are going to have civilization back one way or the other and your feelings mean nothing.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (NR6c1)

121 The one thing I DO NOT TOLERATE is harming defenseless women and children.
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Not applicable to those beaten to death or shot on J6.
Not applicable to those arrested in relation to J6.
Not applicable to those who refused to wear masks.
Not applicable to those forced to take the Covid vax.

Etc., etc., etc.

Fuck you leftie, burn slowly in a smoldering fire of tires and Styrofoam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (HXT0k)

122 These people really think they are heroically fight the Nazis ins street battles 30's.

Or are just pretending to think that? I can't tell. I'm not sure they even know.

Posted by: Ripley at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (GUOwU)

123 Have the Minneapolis public schools opened back up yet? Or are they still doing "distance learning"? Minnesota had its public schools closed for a very long time due to Kung Flu restrictions.

Posted by: pookysgirl, doling out Goldfish crackers at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Wt5PA)

124 I need closure. Renee Good needs justice. It’s like my soul will be incomplete without his arrest. And I’m not talking just 10-15 years. I NEED TO SEE LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE. Knowing that a killer like him is roaming free is depressing. The one thing I DO NOT TOLERATE is harming defenseless women and children.

PS Everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all; her blood is on your hands. FUCK. YOU.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (JCZqz)
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Uh, pretty sure that the illegal immigrants this person is defending are quite keen on harming innocent women and children. In fact, the Left is all-in on causing maximum damage to women and children.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (ESVrU)

125 Uh oh. That's an unlucky number.

At Least 13 Shot in Chicago over Second Weekend of 2026

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

126
Former mayor Eric Adams gets accosted by a crazy AWFL wearing a mask:

https://is.gd/dSMiSR

"Go fuck yourself", he explained.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (w6EFb)

127 95 The narcissism started with the Hippie "Me" Generation, "fundamentally transformed" with the "election" of The DogEater, and turned half of the Western World and USA literally clinically insane with the election of Trump 1.0, Covid PsyOps, and now election of Trump 2.0.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (ibuaa)

COVID made damn near EVERYONE stop suppressing their Inner Nutjob because they thought they'd never have to see another person again.

Once people no longer face punishment for not presenting as normal, all their crazy comes out to play.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (uEmCf)

128 The septum thing (actually all nose piercings) does not do anything for me- even the more minimal small stud or thin hoop (nostril, not septum.) Leave dat nose alone!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

All facial piercings are disgusting and gross. Discreet ear piercings OK. "Gauges" are gross.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (8zz6B)

129 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (i+wP0)

130 123 Have the Minneapolis public schools opened back up yet? Or are they still doing "distance learning"? Minnesota had its public schools closed for a very long time due to Kung Flu restrictions.
Posted by: pookysgirl, doling out Goldfish crackers at January 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Wt5PA)

They were supposed to be shut down till next month, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

131 63 This is a lie. Why aren't you upset that they're telling you something that your own eyes know can't be true? You don't usually walk around like nothing happened if you suffered injuries that caused internal injuries.

I suggest you look up "soldiers shot in war who didn't realize it until later because of adrenaline...".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

132 Oh and a side note: When someone deals with a subhuman trying to kill them, calling them a fucking bitch is a civilized response to that behavior.

Maybe that woman should have been more worried about her child and raising it to be a good person.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (NR6c1)

133 The one thing I DO NOT TOLERATE is harming defenseless women and children.
---
Not applicable to those beaten to death or shot on J6.
Not applicable to those arrested in relation to J6.
Not applicable to those who refused to wear masks.
Not applicable to those forced to take the Covid vax.

Etc., etc., etc.

Fuck you leftie, burn slowly in a smoldering fire of tires and Styrofoam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (HXT0k)

*Planned Infanticide enters the chat*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

134 She was just turning her car around.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (g078z)

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And was heading off to obedience school in the summer.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (rlU7/)

135
These AWFLs do have a lot in common with the mullahs and other Islamo-fanatics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (w6EFb)

136 77 "Dead driver just meant to break a couple ICE ribs, which was her free speech right. Lethal force to stop her speech is unacceptable." Koncerned Krazy Karens of America
Posted by: illiniwek

Car was moving at an estimated 7 mph when it hit the ICE officer. Had the street not been icy where he could be pushed backward, he might have died or been seriously injured right there.

Calculating the weight at 4000 lbs and the speed at 7 mph, the result of kinetic energy calc is 8883.5097865304 J or 8.425146 BTU. Well enough to kill or seriously injure. For a rarely used conversion of a bullet kinetic energy to BTU, you get Conversion factor: 1 BTU ≈ 778.17 ft-lbs---6535 ft-lbs of energy when the car collided with the officer.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (WDjG6)

137 c'mon guys, somebody who mutilates xher own face (because thems can't stand looking at it , no doubt) is very credible!

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (g47mK)

138 Afternoon, Skip.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (bFu5X)

139 Ass is kind of showing (his ass, heh) that this is not just a discreet disagreement and we are all countrymen- he's just straight up fucking evil.

Noted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)

140 118 It's war. The left has acknowledged it. We should too. And act accordingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)

This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

As soon as our side realizes that everyone needs to be on board. We need to have our own prosecutors, judges, and juries that will let us off the hook just as the left has theirs.

The Left Protects and Rallies Around their own.

If our side doesn't do that too, we die.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 12:46 PM (uEmCf)

141 "PS Everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all; her blood is on your hands. FUCK. YOU."

Nah, her blood is from a cascade of bad decisions on her part. Btw, remember this if you want to play martyr - to complete the role, you have to die. Unless you're Jesus, that's a one-way stop.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 12:46 PM (9Ovst)

142 And there are now more ICE agents in Minneapolis than there are cops.

The video of them leaving the riots last Friday night shows there is no real police force left in Minneapolis.

Posted by: DanMan at January 14, 2026 12:46 PM (8uzBS)

143 136 — Whig… no maths!!! :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (sBt/s)

144 What a lying sack of sh*t.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

Well, he is a faggot, like the ASS troll. Lying goes with the territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (8zz6B)

145 Always with the septum ring and bird hands. Always.

Septum ring theory is still 100%.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 12

And not just the women. The grave robber guy in Pennsylvania had two.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (y9ksN)

146 Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:45

I was told there would be zero math here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (fszBn)

147 Good afternoon Ace
I see Kagan voted with the majority in the candidate standing case. She's a leftist, but does have some sense

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (dN7BA)

148 Nah, her blood is from a cascade of bad decisions on her part. Btw, remember this if you want to play martyr - to complete the role, you have to die. Unless you're Jesus, that's a one-way stop.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 12:46 PM (9Ovst)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

149 Lol, he even obliquely threatened to beat her up. Awesome.

I'll tell ya what Eric... if you beat down a madked up Karen and make her shit teeth, I'll take back everything I ever said about you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (BI5O2)

150 It wasn't until the next day that the vids started coming that clearly showed he was hit, and pretty hard.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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He's in the hospital so it wasn't a push.
It escalated from assault to attempted murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (y79kU)

151 Is this "the time" -- in a somewhat Biblical context -- in which all things cultural Marxist come into their full, foul fruition? That could be good, i.e., the inherent stupidity, destructiveness, depravity, deceit, Narcissism reach a point of critical-mass awareness with the public.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM (b4LBp)

152 I saw Escalation and vigilantism open for Mountain at the Fillmore West.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (jG/P0)

153 Oh and a side note: When someone deals with a subhuman trying to kill them, calling them a fucking bitch is a civilized response to that behavior.

Maybe that woman should have been more worried about her child and raising it to be a good person.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 14, 2026 12:44 PM (NR6c1)

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Maybe if this cowardly bully had been called a fucking bitch more frequently earlier in her life -- as well as being bitch-slapped and occasionally punched in the nose -- she might still be alive.

/Make Tough-Love Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (G8wM+)

154 All facial piercings are disgusting and gross. Discreet ear piercings OK. "Gauges" are gross.

I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

155 35 These people are psychotic and maybe they are missing the part of their brain that controls shame. In the before times I would have blamed lead paint.

It's a social contagion from chronically online people just like the trans bullshit. They get dopamine hits from people probably in another country and so YOLO.

Make asylums great again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:30 PM (fszBn)

They've been conditioned to believe that they are an oppressed class, that everything they do is right, and nothing they do is wrong no matter how cruel, violent, or antisocial it is. This is stronk independent feminist woman manifest.

Posted by: With a succulent Chinese nose ring at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

156
Seems wrong to type this out, but can we get back to the 1960's James Bond era that when women start acting crazy we can just slap the shit out of them to get them to knock it off?

Get a hold of yourself!

https://youtu.be/0chd6ZP1p6Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (pkeXY)

157 I may sit here awhile admiring Lezzie McShotinface's blood on my hands.

Then go make lunch.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

158 118 115 It's not a good "look" to hide from the clinically insane while armed. Get him a partner and if the situation deteriorates, shoot to kill.

It's war. The left has acknowledged it. We should too. And act accordingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)
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Shoot to stop the threat is the rule for citizens, LEOs play under a different rulebook because they are sworn to uphold the law and given legal privilege to use proportionate force to stop and arrest the perp. If they are a fleeing violent felon, then that can be lethal force to stop someone from being able to flee.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (WDjG6)

159 I say we use the agent as bait. Let all the revolutionary warriors cross into the well-defined point of no return and into the kill box and do what needs to be done. No quarter. We know why they're there.

Posted by: Vermicious Knid at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

160 He's in the hospital so it wasn't a push.
It escalated from assault to attempted murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:47 PM

And I want the bitch "wife" arrested for felony murder.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

161 Of course Illinois is full of dumb Democrat politicians. Pritzker and Kwame are suing DHS and now let me introduce you to another dumb IL Dem.

Dem seeks to ban Trump's ICE agents from becoming cops in her state

https://mol.im/a/15457407

Posted by: Joyenz at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (2F0/Y)

162 Maybe Saudi Arabia had a point about not allowing women to drive.

Posted by: fly gal at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (aExPs)

163 We need bigger camps.

Posted by: Weasel at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (uCgDi)

164 Nah, her blood is from a cascade of bad decisions on her part. Btw, remember this if you want to play martyr - to complete the role, you have to die. Unless you're Jesus, that's a one-way stop.
--
As I noted above, in the calculating my chances of getting shot by an ICE officer, there were a whole lot of bad choices she made along the way that ended her.

All entirely of her own choosing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (HXT0k)

165 Posted by: whig

This is the most flagrant violation of the no math rule I’ve ever seen

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (36bTp)

166 >>>I see Kagan voted with the majority in the candidate standing case. She's a leftist, but does have some sense
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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She has a sense of, Oh, please, don't throw me in the barrel with Brown Jackson.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (y79kU)

167 "I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated."

Funny, I don't remember any of them saying this about the killer of Laken Riley.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (b4LBp)

168 He's now in hiding.

======

And there are now more ICE agents in Minneapolis than there are cops.

Good job activists. You might have had partial victory on a narrative for a couple of days. In exchange, you lost the policy fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 14, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
_____

These antifag pillow-biters are fighting the last war and don't seem to understand the rules of engagement have changed. They are still of the Saint George Era mindset that if they whine and cry enough they'll get their way.

They fully believed that this Dead Dyke would be their new Saint George, and law enforcement would almost completely withdraw and give them "room to riot."

But Trump the Destroyer not only refused to withdraw, he doubled down with increased raids and deportations. The left has no response to that; it simply does not compute. It's like an NPC with only a few lines of dialog that he just keeps repeating no matter what the PC does or says.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

169 Renee Good needs justice.
------

Renee Good received justice. Wherever her soul exists today, she is no longer on this earth seeking to run over people with whom she barely knows enough to disagree with.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (TN0g+)

170 Iron Man 3 actually makes that approach look stupid. We're supposed to have Iron Man cower in fear.
Mind you....his home defenses were lame and lacking.

I...would not make that mistake.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

KInda hard to hard a cliff-side estate from a fleet of attack helos. ( where did they come from, would be a question )

Posted by: The GOPe at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (mlg/3)

171 Assaults by motor vehicle are simply not serious crimes.

Man Arrested for Driving U-Haul Into Iran Protesters in Los Angeles Released on $0 Bail

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (L/fGl)

172 I always wanted to ask one of these hog ring girls if they're aware of the history of hog rings and why they're used and tell them I can put an ear tag on them too if they're interested and I have a brand too if they're so inclined to cosplay livestock.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (fszBn)

173 159 I say we use the agent as bait. Let all the revolutionary warriors cross into the well-defined point of no return and into the kill box and do what needs to be done. No quarter. We know why they're there.
Posted by: Vermicious Knid at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (7Q0e+)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (bss/y)

174 Calculating the weight at 4000 lbs and the speed at 7 mph, the result of kinetic energy calc is 8883.5097865304 J or 8.425146 BTU. Well enough to kill or seriously injure. For a rarely used conversion of a bullet kinetic energy to BTU, you get Conversion factor: 1 BTU ≈ 778.17 ft-lbs---6535 ft-lbs of energy when the car collided with the officer.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:45 PM (WDjG6)

Math witch!

Seriously, though. I think you have to cap the energy of collision near ICE guy's weight (avoiding physics calcs and all the assumptions of the ICE guy being a sphere or something), still lethal, since his body gave way when the car overcame the ICE guy's inertia and any friction from his boots on the ground.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (dK+Kv)

175 >> Renee Good needs justice.

Get her out of the Cold Storage and we'll shoot her again.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (ZcsJV)

176 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.
Posted by: Archimedes
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If you were a twisted sick editor of Vogue, you could make it into a trend is the sad thing.

A lot of people want to be hip, cool, etc. anything other than what they are in reality. Anything not to be ostracized from the herd. And thus they take their cues from dysfunctional celebutards, other hyenas on social media, politicians, etc. all for a bit of praise.

Sad really.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (WDjG6)

177 The "pinch-faced scold" has evolved into the "pinch fingered scold."

The personality type never changes, just the idiom used to describe it.

Posted by: Thatch at January 14, 2026 12:52 PM (OTdtF)

178 And I want the bitch "wife" arrested for felony murder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

DOJ has announced that the dyke is being investigated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:52 PM (8zz6B)

179 Force calcs are cute and all...but that's a FWD Car.

It's like getting sucked into an industrial lathe if you stray too close to those front wheels when someone is gunning the engine..

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2026 12:53 PM (ZcsJV)

180 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.
Posted by: Archimedes

Ironically, it's probably pretty hard to suck if you're wearing them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz)

181 It's probably a good thing if maybe a dozen more Karens get the bullet. Once they don't feel invincible anymore they'll quit it. AWFLs only act so horrible because they have no understanding that anything can happen to them; they have a god-complex. Their expectations desperately need an adjustment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (BI5O2)

182 Per Honda, a new 2026 pilot is 4336lbs.

Kind of insane. V6, but 285hp.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

183 I LOVE THE NEW HONESTY.

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (SwyyQ)

184 >> Always with the septum ring and bird hands. Always.

You blow your father with that mouth?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (IJqrQ)

185 And I want the bitch "wife" arrested for felony murder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

This is the way. Also, the org people who trained her to ICE block and the funders of the organization.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (dK+Kv)

186 I see Kagan voted with the majority in the candidate standing case. She's a leftist, but does have some sense
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I think even semi-literate leftists can read a 7-2 room and realize the quicker they get out of there the quicker they can be done listening to Kenanji blabber nonsense.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (TN0g+)

187 4
Internal bleeding from a non hit ? Impossible !
Posted by: It's me donna
.......

Must have been the air rushing by like in a pillow fight near miss.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

188 168 But Trump the Destroyer not only refused to withdraw, he doubled down with increased raids and deportations. The left has no response to that; it simply does not compute. It's like an NPC with only a few lines of dialog that he just keeps repeating no matter what the PC does or says.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

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ICE, DHS, and the FBI have just responded by...arresting anyone who comes close to threatening them.

Hollowing out the activist base in a matter of days.

Being annoying only works until your sibling punches you the face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 14, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

189 I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated.
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Man I wish I was on that thread.

I would say "So you are OK with everything else Trump is doing??? I haven't slept in a year and I find the fact that you have been sleeping fine until this extremely offensive!!"

That's just the opener, course. By the time we are done he is confused and I have had at least 20 or so minutes of quality entertainment.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (g078z)

190 181 181 It's probably a good thing if maybe a dozen more Karens get the bullet. Once they don't feel invincible anymore they'll quit it. AWFLs only act so horrible because they have no understanding that anything can happen to them; they have a god-complex. Their expectations desperately need an adjustment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2026 12:54 PM (BI5O2)

Carried Out by Six is the only way to make sure they don't get Freed by Twelve.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (uEmCf)

191 The "pinch-faced scold" has evolved into the "pinch fingered scold."

The personality type never changes, just the idiom used to describe it.

Posted by: Thatch at January 14, 2026 12:52 PM (OTdtF)

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Ace recently quoted one of our 'ettes describing it as "active bitch face."

snopes.com rates this as "mostly true" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (G8wM+)

192 BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident

Nuh-uh!!! That wasn't in the video I saw.

Posted by: Dr. Mayor Jacob Frey at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (pV1bd)

193 Math witch!

Seriously, though. I think you have to cap the energy of collision near ICE guy's weight (avoiding physics calcs and all the assumptions of the ICE guy being a sphere or something), still lethal, since his body gave way when the car overcame the ICE guy's inertia and any friction from his boots on the ground.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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You do. But I simply gave teh example as how much sheer force even a mid suv can apply to a person. The average 9 mm slug is about 350 ft lbs of energy but concentrated over a very small area to do its damage. The vehicle's energy is dispersed into the area of the officer that it hits but it is still well above what could be considered lethal in normal circumstances. The agent was lucky to be alive after she hit him without severe injuries or death.

Cars are lethal weapons and are treated with far less consideration than most people do with firearms.

Imagine such a rule that your car cannot be filled up until you actually need to use it, then you can only use the minimum gas to get to the absolutely necessary point and a jury will determine using the totality of circumstances if your actions were justified.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (WDjG6)

194 173 159

I think this would thin the herd of idiots rather quickly.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (H0l69)

195 And I want the bitch "wife" arrested for felony murder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

DOJ has announced that the dyke is being investigated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 12:52 PM

*steeples fingers*

Eeeeeexcellent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (bFu5X)

196 I can fix her!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at January 14, 2026 12:57 PM (J15tX)

197 Strictly speaking, Renee Good would have resting forever bitch face.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

198 192 BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident

Nuh-uh!!! That wasn't in the video I saw.

Posted by: Dr. Mayor Jacob Frey at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (pV1bd)

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To be honest, you just read a summary of a video.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 14, 2026 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

199 If you were a twisted sick editor of Vogue, you could make it into a trend is the sad thing.

A lot of people want to be hip, cool, etc. anything other than what they are in reality. Anything not to be ostracized from the herd. And thus they take their cues from dysfunctional celebutards, other hyenas on social media, politicians, etc. all for a bit of praise.

Sad really.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM

Ding ding ding

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 12:57 PM (fszBn)

200 >>>A lot of people want to be hip, cool, etc. anything other than what they are in reality. Anything not to be ostracized from the herd. And thus they take their cues from dysfunctional celebutards, other hyenas on social media, politicians, etc. all for a bit of praise.

Sad really.
Posted by: whig
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Reinforced by any news channel they watch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 12:57 PM (y79kU)

201 Some lefty protester will shoot someone running the protest blockade...then comes the warped comparisons.

Same as Goode!!!!!!

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (cS1cw)

202 Kind of insane. V6, but 285hp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There's probably some off-the-shelf parts that could open that up to 300hp, easy.

Posted by: The GOPe at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (mlg/3)

203 I was having my own revolution and someone comes alone and hijacks my original revolution.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (EyfuW)

204 When their vote doesn't matter, sometimes they will cast in a way that makes them seem sane or reasonable or not bought. I call this the "Republican" gambit.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (g078z)

205 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.
Posted by: Archimedes
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If you were a twisted sick editor of Vogue, you could make it into a trend is the sad thing.

A lot of people want to be hip, cool, etc. anything other than what they are in reality. Anything not to be ostracized from the herd. And thus they take their cues from dysfunctional celebutards, other hyenas on social media, politicians, etc. all for a bit of praise.

Sad really.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:51 PM (WDjG6)
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The right celerity or "influencer" could make these drones do anything. Literally anything. Not joking. I mean, there are sizeable numbers of idiots out there attempting suicide with insanely dangerous and reckless behaviors -- solely because they saw it on social media.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

206 Math witch!

Seriously, though. I think you have to cap the energy of collision near ICE guy's weight (avoiding physics calcs and all the assumptions of the ICE guy being a sphere or something), still lethal, since his body gave way when the car overcame the ICE guy's inertia and any friction from his boots on the ground.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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FWIW, I had two semesters way back in the past of Physics where the prof frequently had us figuring equations where death or serious injury would happen. Then he would say, "You're Dead", Too Slow" and things like that.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (WDjG6)

207

It's all insane nutbag women.

I've met a few that could be very violent, but would never be able to handle a cross to the jaw.

Maybe they deserve a good ass kicking to get their heads on straight.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 14, 2026 12:59 PM (och2J)

208 Following “the incident” eh? No. Following an attempted murder by the bitch.

Posted by: Really?? at January 14, 2026 12:59 PM (kgFPv)

209 180 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.
Posted by: Archimedes
___________________

I lean towards putting drink coasters in my ears. My friend Ugandi Mosfoosso showed me up though. She used ping pong paddles. Joke's on her though. On a real windy day she can't stand up straight.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 12:59 PM (dIske)

210 I’m sorry: I cannot sleep well until Johnathan Ross is incarcerated.

"Get used to disappointment."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)

...and insomnia...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 14, 2026 12:59 PM (nbLIj)

211 Having spent the last 30+ years watching these stupid cat lady bints destroy countless places, institutions, families, and individuals, and screech in support of foreign invaders and pedo freaks -

When things finally kick off - and they will, there is zero chance of the progs just letting things go one way or another - an absolute fuckton of these types are going to vanish and none of their fed up neighbors will say what happened to them.

People will remember where those stupid "in this house" signs were.

Posted by: heya at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (aOqEy)

212 The right celerity or "influencer" could make these drones do anything. Literally anything. Not joking. I mean, there are sizeable numbers of idiots out there attempting suicide with insanely dangerous and reckless behaviors -- solely because they saw it on social media.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Yep, before that it was movies, tv, and magazines. But trends move a lot quicker on the net and become international stupidity tests far quicker.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (WDjG6)

213 Gotta go. Have fun storming the castle.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (WDjG6)

214 Their goal is conflict.

It is the goal of the Chinese and Russians who are funding most of these activities through surrogates.

Be defensive, not offensive. Respond to threats with overwhelming force. Work on crushing their financial lifelines.

These people aren’t going to local prisons. They’re going to club Fed. Enjoy prison food.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (IJqrQ)

215 I mean, there are sizeable numbers of idiots out there attempting suicide with insanely dangerous and reckless behaviors -- solely because they saw it on social media.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM

Go on...

Posted by: Zombie Charles Darwin at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (bFu5X)

216
Best way to look at the forces involved getting hit by a car like that is to ballpark the g forces for the given change in velocity (person goes from standing still to car velocity over a short period of time). Value depends on how much flex and give the car has and the person has.

For 10 MPH, peak g will be around 12-30g. That's enough to cause injuries, internal bleeding could be one of them. Usually not fatal, but a damned good knock. Whiplash is a big one.

15MPH and above, now you're getting into good chances of being killed right then and there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (w6EFb)

217 *steeples fingers*

Eeeeeexcellent.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 12:56 PM (bFu5X)

I would hold the Felony Murder charge over her head, and tell her that if she turns States's Evidence and helps gain conspiracy convictions against her controllers, she will get a conviction for obstruction, and a lenient sentence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM (8zz6B)

218 When ICE goes to arrest the next illegal alien that is ALSO a rapist, I want a hundred extra officers there to arrest all of the horn honkers and whistle blowers that are there committing the crime of aiding a fugitive to evade arrest.

A few hundred Lefty idiots serving five year sentences in federal prison should encourage the others.

When the Lefty newscaster bimbos then ask Homan, etc. why they were throwing these innocent "protestors" in jail, they can respond, "We were taking rapists off of the streets and they were aiding the rapists. As a woman, do you want more rapists or fewer rapists on the streets?"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:01 PM (HlyYF)

219 Chicken and the egg question:

Were they always this crazy and we know about it now through social media, or did social media drive them this crazy?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (wGerL)

220 FWIW, I had two semesters way back in the past of Physics where the prof frequently had us figuring equations where death or serious injury would happen. Then he would say, "You're Dead", Too Slow" and things like that.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (WDjG6)

You gave me flashbacks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (dK+Kv)

221 204 When their vote doesn't matter, sometimes they will cast in a way that makes them seem sane or reasonable or not bought. I call this the "Republican" gambit.
Posted by: ...
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They go to the cloak room and add up what it takes to achieve their goal, then determine who needs to vote which way in order to satisfy his constituents.

despicable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (y79kU)

222 People will remember where those stupid "in this house" signs were.
Posted by: heya at January 14, 2026 01:00 PM

In the event of things getting too sporty, we call those "target reference points."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (bFu5X)

223 Looks like a lot of women have daddy issues, and treat their cats like children as a result.

Nuttier than squirrel shit.

But Democrats are totally going to win the midterms.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (IJqrQ)

224 "It's all insane nutbag women.

I've met a few that could be very violent, but would never be able to handle a cross to the jaw.

Maybe they deserve a good ass kicking to get their heads on straight.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 14, 2026 12:59 PM (och2J)"

It is insane nutbag women but most of them are beyond the point of no return. This is what happens when you live in a socially constructed fantasy land. Fortunately for the rest of us, when push comes to shove those types tend not to be very effective. But we are going to have to deal with their sheer numbers. And quite a few soyboys and whipped spouses as well.

Posted by: heya at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (aOqEy)

225 It's all insane nutbag women.

Well, and the "men" who hope that indulging their nonsense will get them laid.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

226 Right now the goal of the left is to create terror for members of ICE.

The theory is if they continue to assault them, threaten legal action, and then attack their families that it will get people to no longer want to be ICE agents.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

227 Willowed:

If you weren't good enough to acquire a marketable skill, you're not good enough to survive.

You can find lots of ads looking for house painters, how many have you seen looking for another Rembrandt?

In plain English - if you have skills almost no one has, there is no demand for your skills.

I know how to greatly improve first stage boosters and how to build a high thrust ION engine that could get practical loads to Mars. Does anyone here know Elon?

And yes, I'm actually serious.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (Da7Vv)

228 I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but the names "Jonathan" and "Ross" both could be Jewish.

So, to my Hebraic bothers and sisters...

Nice.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (jTEUc)

229 As a woman, do you want more rapists or fewer rapists on the streets?"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:01 PM (HlyYF)

Have you seen the shit they read for entertainment?

Posted by: Survey says: MORE at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

230 "Always with the septum ring and bird hands."
Keep her away from the bunnies.
Posted by: zombie Michael Jackson

I believe that the "bird hands", exaggerated hand gestures, are a symptom of narcissism. I see it with one of my sisters. I've also seen it with a lot of the looney women on youtube. They whip their hands around for emphasis when they talk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

231 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.
Posted by: Archimedes

I'm fascinated by those slinky-like things some of the tribal ladies wear to give them long necks.

I really don't get the septum ring appeal. Looks like it would hurt to have them put in, and it's way too easy for some joker to snap a dog leash onto the thing.

Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (2L+MU)

232 Chicken and the egg question:

Were they always this crazy and we know about it now through social media, or did social media drive them this crazy?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (wGerL)

SM gives them permission to indulge their most reckless and sociopathic impulses, for likes, for belonging, for the dopamine.

Let them loose. Darwin will sort them out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

233 FWIW, I had two semesters way back in the past of Physics where the prof frequently had us figuring equations where death or serious injury would happen. Then he would say, "You're Dead", Too Slow" and things like that.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 12:58 PM (WDjG6)

You gave me flashbacks.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM

One of my physics professors used to teach us how to make road cratering charges.

As you can tell, I did not go to Harvard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (bFu5X)

234 Update to #228...

I am not doing a foreskin check.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (jTEUc)

235
But Democrats are totally going to win the midterms.
Posted by: Vengeance

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I don't know if you're being sarcastic or blackpilled. If sane voting laws don't go into effect between now and November, Dems most certainly could.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (Jxa0O)

236 Paco to the barrel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

237
Apparently, most serious, life threatening injuries from low speed pedestrian impacts (defined as below 12-15 mph, depending) are from the fall.

You get knocked back, pretty hard, but then you land on the ground, possibly hitting your head, or breaking bones.

"Assault with intent to kill" threshold is met for intentionally ramming someone, I would think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (w6EFb)

238 Oh, Paco....

Posted by: The Barrel at January 14, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)

239 the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good is now in hiding
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So much for being a free country.

At some point we need to deal with the fact that Leftists are incompatible with our way of life, and find some way to remove them, rather than mindlessly hoping that it will all work out and they'll come around.

Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (vSvIl)

240 I believe that the "bird hands", exaggerated hand gestures, are a symptom of narcissism. I see it with one of my sisters. I've also seen it with a lot of the looney women on youtube. They whip their hands around for emphasis when they talk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

Oh, no. All of Italy are Narcissists?!

Actually, that kind of tracks. Escecially Sicilians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

241 I am not doing a foreskin check.

Not without dinner and a movie at the very least.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (lUFok)

242 When ICE goes to arrest the next illegal alien that is ALSO a rapist, I want a hundred extra officers there to arrest all of the horn honkers and whistle blowers that are there committing the crime of aiding a fugitive to evade arrest.

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Yeah, not understanding why the federal marshals are brought in to round them up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (Vh9CX)

243 When ICE goes to arrest the next illegal alien that is ALSO a rapist, I want a hundred extra officers there to arrest all of the horn honkers and whistle blowers that are there committing the crime of aiding a fugitive to evade arrest.

A few hundred Lefty idiots serving five year sentences in federal prison should encourage the others.

When the Lefty newscaster bimbos then ask Homan, etc. why they were throwing these innocent "protestors" in jail, they can respond, "We were taking rapists off of the streets and they were aiding the rapists. As a woman, do you want more rapists or fewer rapists on the streets?"
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Yep, I suggested the "box canyon" (from old westerns) trap where ICE "accidentally" leaks the location of squad and takes its own sweet time getting to its desired canyon so that there are plenty of obstructors giving chase. Turn into the box canyon, slam on the brakes, and have the waiting Federal troops arrest every single obstructor. It doesn't even matter how long their held or whether the charges "stick", the process becomes the punishment and we get these bullshit artists off the streets for a minute and pondering whether they still want to play.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)

244 I really don't get the septum ring appeal. Looks like it would hurt to have them put in, and it's way too easy for some joker to snap a ***dog leash onto the thing.***
Posted by: Paco at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (2L+MU)

_____

It does have some definite S&M connotations. Deliberately so.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (jTEUc)

245 241 I am not doing a foreskin check.

Not without dinner and a movie at the very least.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (lUFok)

We're just haggling over the price now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

246 Were they always this crazy and we know about it now through social media, or did social media drive them this crazy?/i]

No. A generation or two ago even upper middle class women were busy helping their kids and grandkids and/or working at real jobs.

Not only did this mean they didn't have time to do these things, but they didn't have the focus to swallow all this propaganda

And the other problem is the marriage one. Married women tend to mirror their husband's politics to some extent. Single women and these sorts of lesbians see themselves as married to Uncle Sugar and so their politics is mirroring that of the federal bureaucracy

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

247 I would hold the Felony Murder charge over her head, and tell her that if she turns States's Evidence and helps gain conspiracy convictions against her controllers, she will get a conviction for obstruction, and a lenient sentence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Then double-cross her with the max sentence like what was done with Jan. 6th protestors.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 01:08 PM (pV1bd)

248 Not without dinner and a movie at the very least.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (lUFok)

*****

Heh.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:08 PM (jTEUc)

249 As a woman, do you want more rapists or fewer rapists on the streets?"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Have you seen the shit they read for entertainment?
Posted by: Survey says: MORE

But they want a 6'6" sculpted Chad or Tyrone to fo it. Not dome 5'5" pot bellied stinking Guatemalan that's in it to cause pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:08 PM (QGRvm)

250 We're just haggling over the price now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)

******

Double heh.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:09 PM (jTEUc)

251 Does anyone here know Elon?

And yes, I'm actually serious.
Posted by: An Observation
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No, you are not.
He has an open invitation on X.
No HR, just a simple, what can you do.
Prove it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:09 PM (y79kU)

252 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 14, 2026 01:09 PM (wthON)

253 We need a post-mortem analysis not on Goode but on the 24-hour mainstream news cycle's profusion of lies. Certain they had the Great Narrative that would turn the entire immigration debate on its head, with synergistic fury they latched onto the story and flooded the media universe with identical lies just as they did with George Floyd.

They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. Let's have a Karoline Leavitt press conference dedicated an itemization of these lies and the reporters who repeated them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 01:09 PM (b4LBp)

254 If ICE really wanted to have some fun here.

Leak that you are raiding some particularly bad part of the local blue shithole. Make sure it gets amplified.

Then just...don't show up. Leave Karen on the street at night in a neighborhood owned by a cartels or just crazy drug addicts.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

255 I believe that the "bird hands", exaggerated hand gestures, are a symptom of narcissism. I see it with one of my sisters. I've also seen it with a lot of the looney women on youtube. They whip their hands around for emphasis when they talk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)

Oh, no. All of Italy are Narcissists?!

Actually, that kind of tracks. Escecially Sicilians.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 01:06 PM (bss/y)
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I think it's mostly drugs. Almost all of these horrid screeching bird-hand ungulates have all the tell-tale signs of being on heavy drugs: nervous twitching, almost uncontrollable arm and hand movements (bird hands), wide-eyed stares that can't focus on any one thing, odd and slurred speech, and over-the-top emotional ranting.

I've been around many people high on heavy drugs. I know it when I see it. These bitches be tripping.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

256 240 I believe that the "bird hands", exaggerated hand gestures, are a symptom of narcissism. I see it with one of my sisters. I've also seen it with a lot of the looney women on youtube. They whip their hands around for emphasis when they talk.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (0Htd1)
___________________

I have my own theory on that. the narcissism plays into it almost comically. They consider themselves in the teacher role, gracing their lessers with their enlightened intelligence. THE BIRD HAND gesture is a subconscious reflection of a teacher standing in front of the class holding a piece of chalk.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

257 BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident

Nuh-uh!!! That wasn't in the video I saw.
Posted by: Dr. Mayor Jacob Frey

We said he wasn't hit! Who are you going to believe here?!?!?!
https://tinyurl.com/ywnux48r

Posted by: NYT Analysis Video at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (JCZqz)

258 249 But they want a 6'6" sculpted Chad or Tyrone to fo it. Not dome 5'5" pot bellied stinking Guatemalan that's in it to cause pain.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:08 PM (QGRvm)

These days, they want Glondor the 8' 400 lb. Minotaur to be doing it.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)

259 There was a funny X thread yesterday about how liberal writers creating a conservative hellscape always make it clean and efficient, thus contradicting their own point.

The anti-Israel crowd said "hold my beer" with this explanation of how the Jooos control Elon:

Lucas Gage
@LucasGageX
If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.

Umm, hello, Jews? My weakness is smoking hot IDF babes. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (C/4uM)

260 Obama voted "present" on leaving babies to die in closets. His mindless chanting crowds alerted me that whatever country I thought I grew up in, I hadnt.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (g078z)

261 Septum ring = F your beauty standards , I’m a rebel!

Just a guess. I mean, apart from the standard FU, dad!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (Hkcdp)

262 The paper makes a point of having pictures of their new young reporters featured with a goofy description of them. They appear to be children.
Posted by: DanMan at January 14, 2026 12:38 PM (8uzBS)

And they can’t write worth a damn.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (0GYGE)

263 Then double-cross her with the max sentence like what was done with Jan. 6th protestors.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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You must be a member in good standing For that is certainly the way to gain respect.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (y79kU)

264 If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.

is there some kind of application you fill out? an 800 number?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (emBoF)

265 If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.
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What if I my weakness is Jews.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (g078z)

266 If ICE really wanted to have some fun here.

Leak that you are raiding some particularly bad part of the local blue shithole. Make sure it gets amplified.

Then just...don't show up. Leave Karen on the street at night in a neighborhood owned by a cartels or just crazy drug addicts.

Posted by: 18-1

The current leadership doesn't have that in them. That would require someone.

Someone like me.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (QGRvm)

267 Lucas Gage
@LucasGageX
If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.

Curse my lack of weaknesses!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 01:12 PM (jc0TO)

268 Everytime I see one of these insane AWFLs i want to write "I can fix her". But then I realize I just don't care

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 14, 2026 01:12 PM (dN7BA)

269 These stupid people are being played by leftist radicals. The radicals stoke the hate and the stupids act on it. The stupids will do the harm and be arrested while the radicals get off scot free. The stupids are stupid.

Posted by: Case at January 14, 2026 01:12 PM (4rWc3)

270 Jooooooooos!!!

Posted by: Zombie Wilhelm Klink at January 14, 2026 01:12 PM (jG/P0)

271 What if I my weakness is Jews.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM

They send you hot IDF babes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (bFu5X)

272 And what if my weakness is Jews not exploiting my weakness?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (g078z)

273 I think these women are tormented by previous abortions, in a lot of cases.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (emBoF)

274 If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.

I have all these and more. The Jews haven't sent me a fucking thing. I'm not at all impressed.

Posted by: Step up your game, Moishe! at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

275 These stupid people are being played by leftist radicals. The radicals stoke the hate and the stupids act on it. The stupids will do the harm and be arrested while the radicals get off scot free. The stupids are stupid.
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Tell me about it! I didn't even know they used real bullets!

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Good at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (TN0g+)

276 These days, they want Glondor the 8' 400 lb. Minotaur to be doing it.
Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (iXqHn)

And that's just the schlong...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (8zz6B)

277 Everytime I see one of these insane AWFLs i want to write "I can fix her". But then I realize I just don't care

It wouldn't work anyway.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (jG/P0)

278 Must have been the air rushing by like in a pillow fight near miss.
Posted by: wth

That can be incredibly dangerous.

Posted by: FIFA Soccer Player Taking A Dive at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (oftw2)

279 What if I my weakness is Jews.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM

They send you hot IDF babes?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (QGRvm)

280 honestly wonder if these dumb bunnies' trainers don't tell them that ICE is using rubber bullets only

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)

281 Orson, that sounds about right.
Always the bird hand with the condescension.
“Let me explain it to as a child might understand it!”

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (Hkcdp)

282 Weren't there two cops. The one that she hit and the one she was driving toward. He's the one that shot her?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (y79kU)

283 >I believe that the "bird hands", exaggerated hand gestures, are a symptom of narcissism.

Anybody posting selfie videos of themselves to social media giving their opinion on things unsolicited are already narcissists. The rest are just frosting on the cake.

Posted by: Gaff at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (EqzMw)

284 There was a funny X thread yesterday about how liberal writers creating a conservative hellscape always make it clean and efficient, thus contradicting their own point.

The anti-Israel crowd said "hold my beer" with this explanation of how the Jooos control Elon:

Lucas Gage
@LucasGageX
If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.

Umm, hello, Jews? My weakness is smoking hot IDF babes. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 01:10 PM (C/4uM)
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That doesn't even make any sense. Gage sounds like a retarded faggot.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

285 These stupid people are being played by leftist radicals. The radicals stoke the hate and the stupids act on it. The stupids will do the harm and be arrested while the radicals get off scot free. The stupids are stupid.

Eventually, you run out of other people's stupids.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (QGRvm)

286 20 percent of US adult chicks are on anti depression drugs. Crazy before or crazy after?

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (uQzkA)

287 270 Jooooooooos!!!
Posted by: Zombie Wilhelm Klink

We have been summoned! This discussion has taken a foul turn, and must be cleansed!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)

288 "Reinforced by any news channel they watch."

This x 100

Posted by: RM at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (n/1Oj)

289
Everytime I see one of these insane AWFLs i want to write "I can fix her".

___________

They cannot be fixed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (tgvbd)

290 Bird hands go, uh, hand in hand with condescension.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (jG/P0)

291 20 percent of US adult chicks are on anti depression drugs. Crazy before or crazy after?
Posted by: NCKate

Damn. That means 80% aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (QGRvm)

292 Gotta say there Lucas Gage these Jews of which you speak seem to be fun people

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (dN7BA)

293 If your weakness is women; the Jews will send you women.

If your weakness is money; the Jews will buy you out.

If your weakness is ego; the Jews will make you famous.
-------

What if I my weakness is Jews.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:11 PM (g078z)

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The Jews will send you a famous, rich, beautiful Jewish woman.

* Gal Gadot has entered your life *

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (4i+3a)

294 NCKate, now add in the % on ADHD meds and birth control. Heavily medicated women.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (Hkcdp)

295 234 Update to #228...

I am not doing a foreskin check.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (jTEUc)

You'll never make it as a Medicae.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

296 I see the diesel dyke "wife" is now a multi millionaire.
We are a f*cked up country.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (abIsI)

297 honestly wonder if these dumb bunnies' trainers don't tell them that ICE is using rubber bullets only

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM (emBoF)

Ah there it fucking is

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (g078z)

298 Incitement to murder should be a crime, if it isn’t.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

299
I will amend that. Unless you're an exorcist, you cannot fix them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (tgvbd)

300 273 I think these women are tormented by previous abortions, in a lot of cases.

Posted by: BlackOrchid
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We're all tormented by 'that stupid thing we did', to be so easily manipulated there's more to it. More than one screw loose.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (y79kU)

301 273 I think these women are tormented by previous abortions, in a lot of cases.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:13 PM (emBoF)

That explains a lot of the unhinged reactions of passers-by to Russell Hunter and his abortion abolition signs. It's uncanny, and sickening, and sad.

Posted by: Killing babies is the ultimate act of femininity! at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (TbWk/)

302 That doesn't even make any sense. Gage sounds like a retarded faggot.

Granted, but it led to a lot of hilarity in the replies.

David Burge
@iowahawkblog
·
21h
Man this sounds awesome, do the Jews have an 800 number

moon’s haunted
@trunkmunkey
·
21h
Sign me up for the weather control package

IamJohnGalt
@WannabeJohnGalt
·
16h
Hush now, nobody can know my secret weaknesses are aged whiskey and slutty goth vampire girls.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (C/4uM)

303 These gals are "reporting ICE". For what? Doing their jobs?

1. Report ICE
2. ???
3. Utopia

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (Dv3i1)

304 Everytime I see one of these insane AWFLs i want to write "I can fix her".

___________

They cannot be fixed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (tgvbd)

They should be fixed so they don't reproduce

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (VE6XX)

305 Lucas Gage?

Sweet Christmas!

If you get that joke my hat's off to you.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (jG/P0)

306 There was a funny X thread yesterday about how liberal writers creating a conservative hellscape always make it clean and efficient, thus contradicting their own point.

I was watching Don't Worry Darling which SPOILERS is about women being held in a virtual reality version of the 1950s generally without their knowledge.

And their lives in VR are beautiful, exciting, and passionate, while their lives in the real world are...boring and the world they live in is ugly...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

307 286 20 percent of US adult chicks are on anti depression drugs. Crazy before or crazy after?
Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2026 01:15 PM (uQzkA)
__________________________

AND, just under 30% see a therapist for mental health concerns. Considering a great many therapists are, themselves, absolutely nutz doesn't help the scenario.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (dIske)

308 282 Weren't there two cops. The one that she hit and the one she was driving toward. He's the one that shot her?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:14 PM

Braenyard,

The one she hit, the one she was driving toward, and the one that shot her - is all the same officer.

The other officer gave her a lawful order to get out of the car, and was pulling on the driver side pull handle when she accelerated forward.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:19 PM (HlyYF)

309 The Jews will send you a famous, rich, beautiful Jewish woman.

* Gal Gadot has entered your life *

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (4i+3a)

Meh. Her skin is 1 shade too red for me.

Posted by: The Gay Half of The Horde at January 14, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

310 Hell, we put nose rings in all our cows, makes tying 'em to the corral fence for breeding easier.

Posted by: some cowboy at January 14, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)

311 Gage got compromised by the Russians using one of those three methods.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Nnyqs)

312 I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

Ubangi? Ubetchi

Posted by: javems at January 14, 2026 01:20 PM (lzjX4)

313
AND, just under 30% see a therapist for mental health concerns.

___________

They see a therapist to affirm their own delusions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:20 PM (tgvbd)

314 just fyi ICE operations here in PA are going pretty well under the radar. there are protests in philly but whatever.

huge impact here. it's interesting. PA still has a ton of issues tho, Philly being Numero Uno

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:20 PM (emBoF)

315 So glad these lunatics are so publicly exposing their real nature to the normies. We could do no better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 01:20 PM (pohLc)

316 Lovely ladies. I would suggest you blow me, but you would probably bite.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (BSdIE)

317 311 Gage got compromised by the Russians using one of those three methods.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Nnyqs)

twice his lands with matching estates in Kamchatka?

Posted by: Putin the Longshanks at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)

318 Operation Let Them Speak continues apace.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (jG/P0)

319 Chicken and the egg question:

Were they always this crazy and we know about it now through social media, or did social media drive them this crazy?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 14, 2026 01:02 PM (wGerL)

I've said for years that the Internet is an Insanity Generator.

Social Media in particular.

The AWFLs probably started out functionally nutty. Not insane exactly just believing silly shit like global warming and microplastic doom.

Buuuuuuuut, on the internet you can always find someone more nutty to agree with you and praise you for whatever nutty thing you think. Either sincerely or maliciously. And then away they go-

getting the praise and acceptance and meaning they lack in their lives. And soon-

It's KooKooBananas time!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (iJfKG)

320 Bird hands go, uh, hand in hand with condescension.

Posted by: Jetto at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (jG/P0)

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Satanic symbolism representing their "Passion" for wanting to peck out the eyes of Christ on The Cross.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (206Al)

321 I see the diesel dyke "wife" is now a multi millionaire.
We are a f*cked up country.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (abIsI)

All the more reason to charge her with felony murder.

Posted by: The Gay Half of The Horde at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (dK+Kv)

322 omg did anyone see the last season of It's Always Sunny?

316 Lovely ladies. I would suggest you blow me, but you would probably bite.

made me think of it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (emBoF)

323 296 I see the diesel dyke "wife" is now a multi millionaire.
We are a f*cked up country.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM

That freshly minted millionaire is the one that told her partner to "drive baby drive" when there was an officer directly in front of her vehicle.

If this Idiot was on the jury in a civil trial, Agent Ross's family would be the ones ending up with that loot.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

324 304 Everytime I see one of these insane AWFLs i want to write "I can fix her".

___________

They cannot be fixed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:16 PM (tgvbd)

They should be fixed so they don't reproduce
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (VE6XX)

There you go

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

325 Looks like things have got to the point where talking, negotiating or voting our troubles awy is not going to get the job done. What’s left?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (pDt9x)

326 314 just fyi ICE operations here in PA are going pretty well under the radar. there are protests in philly but whatever.

huge impact here. it's interesting. PA still has a ton of issues tho, Philly being Numero Uno
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:20 PM (emBoF)
__________________________

If they ever sweep Reading, Pa there will be no one left. But, I will be able to return to a cool little German bakery on Windsor street that makes awesome strudel without getting shot.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (dIske)

327 Meh. Her skin is 1 shade too red for me.
Posted by: The Gay Half of The Horde

Have you SEEN her elbows?!??!

Posted by: Keyboard Pimp Moron at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (JCZqz)

328 227 Willowed:

If you weren't good enough to acquire a marketable skill, you're not good enough to survive.

You can find lots of ads looking for house painters, how many have you seen looking for another Rembrandt?

In plain English - if you have skills almost no one has, there is no demand for your skills.

I know how to greatly improve first stage boosters and how to build a high thrust ION engine that could get practical loads to Mars. Does anyone here know Elon?

And yes, I'm actually serious.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM (Da7Vv)

The only marketable skill is Making Strategic Friends, being a fraud, fake, phony, and a liar, and “networking”. Society says if you can’t or do not want to do those things, you need to starve.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (0GYGE)

329 20 percent of US adult chicks are on anti depression drugs. Crazy before or crazy after?
Posted by: NCKate

Damn. That means 80% aren't.
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Yeah, its kinda of scary that 80% aren't.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+)

330 There was a funny X thread yesterday about how liberal writers creating a conservative hellscape always make it clean and efficient, thus contradicting their own point.

I was watching Don't Worry Darling which SPOILERS is about women being held in a virtual reality version of the 1950s generally without their knowledge.

And their lives in VR are beautiful, exciting, and passionate, while their lives in the real world are...boring and the world they live in is ugly...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
___

Yea, while their husbands work and toil to keep the VR world alive and their wives happy. Do the spoiled bitches appreciate it? No. No, they don't. They hate the men for it. Some bitches ain't never satisfied. It's an odd movie in that it's clearly pushing the Stronk Empowered Wymyn meme, but it has the opposite effect on the viewer by showing all the wymyn to be assholes.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

331 Hell, we put nose rings in all our cows, makes tying 'em to the corral fence for breeding easier.

So the nose rings are also due to minotaur fever?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2026 01:22 PM (C/4uM)

332 If this Idiot was on the jury in a civil trial, Agent Ross's family would be the ones ending up with that loot.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

ICE guy should sue her.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:23 PM (dK+Kv)

333 [Walks into Insane Asylum.] "I can change her!"

[Patient smears poop all over her face.] "Gaba gaba do bobbidy-twop TRUMP TRUMP TRUUUUUMP!!!!"

Posted by: South Berwick Follies at January 14, 2026 01:23 PM (qUkBO)

334 Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:04 PM (jTEUc)

You'll never make it as a Medicae.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 01:17 PM (xcxpd)

*****

Shit...that's not good.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:23 PM (jTEUc)

335
I doubt most women want a high-powered career. They just want the status and money of a high-powered career without the work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:25 PM (tgvbd)

336 Somebody said that "75% of white liberal women are on anti-depressants and SSRI's."

And that is horrifying, because it means that 25% of them are wandering arround untreated."

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (jTEUc)

337 You know who else went into hiding?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

338 337 You know who else went into hiding?

The 12th Imam?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 01:27 PM (Dv3i1)

339 337 You know who else went into hiding?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

*****

Anne Frank?

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:27 PM (jTEUc)

340 >>>
The one she hit, the one she was driving toward, and the one that shot her - is all the same officer.

The other officer gave her a lawful order to get out of the car, and was pulling on the driver side pull handle when she accelerated forward.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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"The one she hit, the one she was driving toward, and the one that shot her - is all the same officer."

This can't be. The one she hit with the side of the car was knocked away. She turned her wheels straight and proceeded forward. That is when she was shot. Moving toward officer number two.

I've got to look again. I thought the one who told her to get out of the car was the one hit and knocked sideways while she drove off. And as she was driving off her car was facing another officer.
The one who shot her.
I've got to look again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:28 PM (y79kU)

341 It's an odd movie in that it's clearly pushing the Stronk Empowered Wymyn meme, but it has the opposite effect on the viewer by showing all the wymyn to be assholes.

Yes it struck me as a movie that didn't really know what point it wanted to make. Theoretically it is something like "an ugly truth is better then a beautiful lie" but that cuts deep into other leftwing and feminist ideas and...they tend to present the 50s as plain and boring look at Pleasantville as another in this same area.

And so the movie settled on some sort of empowerment idea. The problem isn't that these women are living in a fake reality...the problem is they didn't CHOOSE to live in a fake reality.

But even then they undercut the idea as one of the women in fact knows she's in a fake reality but prefers it...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

342
You know who else went into hiding?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Mittens Romney

On the other hand, it was good for him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

343 Is there such a thing as an inflable ICE vehicle?

Could really be my ticket out this time!

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 14, 2026 01:28 PM (cS1cw)

344 You know who else went into hiding?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by: dantesed at January 14, 2026 01:29 PM (Oy/m2)

345 335
I doubt most women want a high-powered career. They just want the status and money of a high-powered career without the work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:25 PM (tgvbd)

Not really the work. Taking responsibility is what makes them soil their boxers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 01:29 PM (pohLc)

346 The left then: Of course we had to kill those protestors on J6. They could have been a threat!

The left now: How dare an ICE agent shoot a woman driving at him in a car. He could have just jumped over it, shot out its tires, or just taken the L

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

347 Mitt Romney, Anne Frank and the 12th Imam walk into a bar...

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:30 PM (g078z)

348 I doubt most women want a high-powered career. They just want the status and money of a high-powered career without the work./i]

In fairness most people want the income and status of a high powered career but most don't want the work and responsibility that comes with it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

349 They want a Utopia, that’s what they are in the street for. Bet anything that they can’t articulate what that Utopia would be.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 01:31 PM (pDt9x)

350 BTW...while I understand the political wrangling going on, I think ICE might be embellishing a little on the "internal bleeding."

A bruise is internal bleeding. And, that's likely the reference. The ironic thing is that a leftist female would, indeed, call it internal bleeding to promote victimization where most normal people would call it a bruise. So, it's likely that ICE is using the left's own foibles against them in this situation.

Which is kind of cool...and funny.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 01:31 PM (dIske)

351 2021 - "Respect our authority!!"

2025 - "Death to ICE!!!!"

That sum it up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:32 PM (Nnyqs)

352 The bartender says "What will you three be having...?"

The 12th Imam says "Sorry I don't drink." Mitt Romney says "Sorry I don't drink." Anne Frank says "Shhhhhhh!!!"

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:32 PM (g078z)

353 They want a Utopia, that’s what they are in the street for. Bet anything that they can’t articulate what that Utopia would be.

They have money, power, and little need to actually work.

Sort of a modern take on Rock Candy Mountain

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

354 Under mounting threats and online harassment, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good is now in hiding"

So, confirmed. We're in early 1930s Spain...

Posted by: man at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (XuXeR)

355 13 from House made that movie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (emBoF)

356 Hell, we put nose rings in all our cows, makes tying 'em to the corral fence for breeding easier.

So the nose rings are also due to minotaur fever?
Posted by: Ian S.

You put one in a hogs nose to keep them from rooting and digging.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (QGRvm)

357 351 2021 - "Respect our authority!!"

2025 - "Death to ICE!!!!"

That sum it up?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:32 PM (Nnyqs)

Pretty much. They are our enemies is another summation, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (pDt9x)

358 You know who else went into hiding?
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Outnumbered Democrat legislators?

Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (vSvIl)

359 It does still amuse me we went very quickly from:

She didn't hit him so he had no right to shoot her

to

Well so what if she hit him with her car, she has a right to drive away from ICE.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

360 Jon Stewart says that hitting someone with a 2-ton vehicle, and giving them internal bleeding is just a, "small act of defiance".

Posted by: Wofus at January 14, 2026 01:34 PM (CNa+A)

361 Talk of the brave and at the front. Egging the other to rush in a stupid frontal assault and fighting from behind if at all.

Hard to be brave and a human.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 14, 2026 01:34 PM (EyfuW)

362 Taking responsibility is what makes them soil their boxers."

Oh...a babe in man shirt and boxers...

Posted by: man at January 14, 2026 01:34 PM (XuXeR)

363 335
I doubt most women want a high-powered career. They just want the status and money of a high-powered career without the work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:25 PM (tgvbd)
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Like everything else, what women say they want isn't what they actually want.

Aside from a very small handful, none of them want to work outside the home. They want to have a few kids and be mothers, even if they won't admit it to themselves or anyone else - And when they convince themselves that they don't want that and want to go out and girlboss their way through the world, they end up on the other side of the maternal wall wondering why they're miserable harpies that go out and bird-hand ICE officers.

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 01:34 PM (3BwY8)

364 Charlie the Unicorn, "not rock candy mountain again."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:34 PM (Nnyqs)

365 347 Mitt Romney, Anne Frank and the 12th Imam walk into a bar...
__

Bartender says "Great, just what I need right now, 3 zombies"

Mitt says "Hey, ....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (Dv3i1)

366 I'll be honest...I'm a little surprised that Mineapolis hasn't started burning to the ground like when George Floyd* died.

Yeah, white woman vs black man...bitter cold winter vs warmer spring...yada yada yada.

Still, they way it started off, I though things would be burning.

Happy to be shown to be wrong. So far. Knock on wood...

*Hallowed be His name...

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (jTEUc)

367 Jon Stewart says that hitting someone with a 2-ton vehicle, and giving them internal bleeding is just a, "small act of defiance".

And when Lavoy Fincum engaged in an actual small act of defiance Stewart and the rest cheered on the FBI shooting the man in the back.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

368 >>>I doubt most women want a high-powered career. They just want the status and money of a high-powered career without the work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 01:25 PM (tgvbd)

Not really the work. Taking responsibility is what makes them soil their boxers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

>Isn't this why we have onlyfans? A couple of generations ago this used to be called prostitution.

Prostitution via social media. Men fall for that shit every time.

We can't help it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (BSdIE)

369 "In fairness most people want the income and status of a high powered career but most don't want the work and responsibility that comes with it."

Like the recent coffee cup we saw around these parts:
I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life.

Posted by: Hate it when that happens at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (0NfMy)

370 Jon Stewart says that hitting someone with a 2-ton vehicle, and giving them internal bleeding is just a, "small act of defiance".
-------

But strolling through the Capitol is The Brutal Violent End of Democracy.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (g078z)

371 You know who else went into hiding?
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Salman Rushdie

Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

372 Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (Dv3i1)

Nice

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:36 PM (g078z)

373 360 Jon Stewart says that hitting someone with a 2-ton vehicle, and giving them internal bleeding is just a, "small act of defiance".
___

Defiance of what, exactly?

No one says because the truth makes them look stupid.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)

374 371 You know who else went into hiding?
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Salman Rushdie
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2026 01:35 PM (rbvCR)

Mary, Joseph, and Jesus.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 01:36 PM (pDt9x)

375 So we can all start running over the protest hippies who block roads?

Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2026 01:37 PM (uQzkA)

376 Prostitution via social media. Men fall for that shit every time.

We can't help it.

I'll be honest I do not get it. Why would you pay some woman on the internet to get naked for you? There are already an endless number of such you can find if you want...for free.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

377 This can't be. The one she hit with the side of the car was knocked away. She turned her wheels straight and proceeded forward. That is when she was shot. Moving toward officer number two.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 01:28 PM

Braenyard,

You are partially correct, I did not write clearly enough.

I only considered the officer in front of the car as the "officer" that was hit, and I have watched lots of video focused on him.

A more accurate depiction would note that TWO officers were hit!

The officer at the driver window definitely had his forearm slammed against the vehicle with significant force.

You picked that up, while many others (including myself) did not.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 14, 2026 01:37 PM (HlyYF)

378 BLM isn't having mostly peaceful arson and looting because Kamikaze Karen is white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 01:38 PM (Nnyqs)

379 Jon Stewart says that hitting someone with a 2-ton vehicle, and giving them internal bleeding is just a, "small act of defiance".
Posted by: Wofus

And the agent's response was small.

You don't get much smaller than a 9mm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:38 PM (QGRvm)

380 Nood! (Exclamation mark added in homage to the most excitable COB).

Posted by: Nazdar at January 14, 2026 01:39 PM (NcvvS)

381 So we can all start running over the protest hippies who block roads?/i]

This is another one of those proofs that the left doesn't believe in a damn thing they say.

Starting at least with the Summer of Floyd they argued people have a right to protest in the streets. And if they mob your car well...too bad their "rights" come first.

And here they are seriously making the argument the agent deserved to be hit because he was in front of her car and she wanted to leave

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

382 I know how to greatly improve first stage boosters and how to build a high thrust ION engine that could get practical loads to Mars. Does anyone here know Elon?

And yes, I'm actually serious.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 01:03 PM

Do you have patents?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 01:39 PM (jc0TO)

383 I'll be honest I do not get it. Why would you pay some woman on the internet to get naked for you? There are already an endless number of such you can find if you want...for free.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

It's not about a woman, it's about "that" woman. Men are lonely and I would say a majority of them probably think they have a "chance" with each of them.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:40 PM (g078z)

384 You know who else went into hiding?
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 01:26 PM (g078z)

Rs' balls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 14, 2026 01:40 PM (dK+Kv)

385 Prostitution via social media. Men fall for that shit every time.

We can't help it.

I'll be honest I do not get it. Why would you pay some woman on the internet to get naked for you? There are already an endless number of such you can find if you want...for free.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)
________

The "appeal" of OF is in the interaction and "control" you have over the girl. OF is closer to a modern form of the sleazy old "peep show," where you paid your dollar and the girl would do what you asked (behind the glass) for 30 seconds.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

386 Prostitution via social media. Men fall for that shit every time.

We can't help it.

I'll be honest I do not get it. Why would you pay some woman on the internet to get naked for you? There are already an endless number of such you can find if you want...for free.

Posted by: 18-1

For the same reason men go to tittie bars.
Why? I honestly don't know. You can't touch them.
Trying your best motorboat them will get you thrown out like Ron White.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2026 01:40 PM (QGRvm)

387 No, you are not.
He has an open invitation on X.
No HR, just a simple, what can you do.
Prove it.

I did not know that.

By the way, here is what I have actually done: I taught myself electrical engineering - well enough that I designed Microsoft's first multi user computer. My designs held all the microcomputer speed records for 7 consecutive years. I designed the first piece of computerized safety equipment ever accepted by the EU for use on North Sea oil rigs. I then spent the final 10 years of my engineering career designing custom test equipment at NASA's premier test laboratory.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 01:41 PM (Da7Vv)

388 "6535 ft-lbs of energy when the car collided with the officer." Posted by: whig

For some reason, cars hitting people in crowds only seems to kill them when they run over them. (in lower speed collisions at least). I guess people tend to jump on the hood, or dodge to some extent.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2026 01:41 PM (vbXSk)

389 Killing is never the answer unless it is multiple-choice.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 14, 2026 01:44 PM (EyfuW)

390 I think the safe bet, going forward, is we all start wearing buffalo hats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 14, 2026 01:45 PM (pLaQB)

391 If that crazy middle aged misandrist psycho thinks she's got hate for the opposite sex, wait until the bright young men who've been deprived of sex, status, and opportunities get a chance to take a crack at her. A lot of young men absolutely despise young women, like two-time divorcees.

As a man, I like our chances.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 01:45 PM (qwx/I)

392 388 "6535 ft-lbs of energy when the car collided with the officer." Posted by: whig

For some reason, cars hitting people in crowds only seems to kill them when they run over them. (in lower speed collisions at least). I guess people tend to jump on the hood, or dodge to some extent.
-----------
One of my High School friends got his head taken off by a bus mirror while walking down a state road.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 14, 2026 01:46 PM (pLaQB)

393 I think the safe bet, going forward, is we all start wearing buffalo hats.
Posted by: Pudinhead
---

Perhaps Viking helmets? Tough call...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2026 01:52 PM (XeU6L)

394 Septum ring woman needs a family intervention. Get her somewhere where the walls are rubber-covered and where there are regular lithium doses dispensed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 01:56 PM (Exs4i)

395 82 61 So the cop is in hiding.
I see terrorism works.

Noted.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 14, 2026 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

Remember Iron Man 3 before it got really stupid and the Mandarin was a credible threat played by a good actor doing a weird religious terrorist thing (Ben Kingsley?) Where Tony Stark says 'Come and get me!' That worked. Manly.

Then the movie went stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

You know, it's sad. That wasn't the worst Iron Man movie for me (Iron Man 2 was imho) but it's still so much better than any of the free flowing rectal slop they are putting out now.
I also enjoy using that Mandarin quote (well, i guess he's just Trevor at that point) 'I handled it. Well, I panicked first, then I handled it.'

Posted by: Nelly at January 14, 2026 01:59 PM (7gpcF)

396 Data Republican had to go into hiding from (likely) the same people, and all she did was point out a bunch of wasted money.

Posted by: mngiggle at January 14, 2026 02:03 PM (UaLwK)

397 Do you have patents?

I have actually written a patent and got it accepted. Here is what most people don't know about patents: a patent is an offensive weapon which can be used to sue an infringer. In order to be useful, a patent has to have a lot of money behind it, since using one in a court room costs a lot of money. I do not have a lot of money - so no, I haven't bothered to get patents, I do have some technical witnesses in my engineering note book which can establish me as the original inventor for patent purposes.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 02:04 PM (Da7Vv)

398 You could be Renea Good!!!"

[calculating odds]

Chance I will protest ICE -- 0%
Chance I will obstruct ICE -- 0%
Chance I will disobey a police officer -- 0%
Chance I will flee a police officer -- 0%
Chance I will hit a police officer with my vehicle -- 0%

Stupid fucking lefties, always trying to make themselves the center of every play.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 12:33 PM (HXT0k)

Declared ‘safe’ from ICE interaction.

These people just wear me out - from “no one is above the law” to “resist the law” without blinking an eye.

Posted by: Advo at January 14, 2026 02:10 PM (jO4mz)

399 Also threaten his children. The most chicken shit thing in the Solar System to bring his children to the fight.

it is war, shoot on sight. They get to bait the cops til some else dies.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 14, 2026 02:13 PM (EyfuW)

400 "PS Everyone who voted for Trump or didn't vote at all; her blood is on your hands. FUCK. YOU."

Technically, it is on the drivers side headrest. YMMV.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 14, 2026 02:13 PM (TezPK)

401 One of my High School friends got his head taken off by a bus mirror while walking down a state road.

Just under 50 years ago I was riding a bicycle when a large pickup truck pulled out and ran over me - dragging me about 30 feet. I tried so hard to get on the hood of that truck, but failed. The happiest I have ever been in my life was when I woke up under that truck. I couldn't believe I was alive. That was the day I quit smoking; I wanted something nice to remember about the day. It took me about a year to recover from my injuries. As a result of that accident I'm going to have to have a hip replacement soon.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 02:13 PM (Da7Vv)

402 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 14, 2026 02:04 PM (Da7Vv

Yeah, you need a room full of lawyers to get a patent, or did.

Posted by: javems at January 14, 2026 02:19 PM (lzjX4)

403 Government and cops don't know what to do like the government in, Demolition Man.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 14, 2026 02:23 PM (EyfuW)

404 And the other problem is the marriage one. Married women tend to mirror their husband's politics to some extent. Single women and these sorts of lesbians see themselves as married to Uncle Sugar and so their politics is mirroring that of the federal bureaucracy
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 01:07 PM (sKqQm)

Even if they don't mirror, the focus on her own kids adds a practical anchor that fights against these pie in the sky causes.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2026 02:33 PM (8avO+)

405 154 "I'm a sucker for a good set of Ubangi lip plates."

As they used to say...

"Ubangi?"

"Ubetcha!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 14, 2026 03:17 PM (FpP3s)

406 "Oh oh here she comes
watch out boys, she'll run you over
Oh oh here she comes
she's a man-hater..."

Posted by: UncleJefe at January 14, 2026 03:32 PM (DzC+b)

407 How are these anti ice " protesters" not marked as organized terror groups? They are paid, ordered, directed by nefarious leaders with violence intent

Posted by: Matthew at January 14, 2026 03:36 PM (OdsgZ)

408 "She'll only go after ICE
a mean and angry type
nothing is new, we've seen her act before...
Learning from movies,
that she's tougher than you and can knock you on the floooor...

Oh man I would pay to see
a cop give her
a shot to the teeth
these women gone wild, fueled by bottles of Rombauer
Reality matters...
When push comes to shove, there'll be an end to their LARP

Oh oh here she comes
watch out boys, she'll run you over
Oh oh here she comes
she's a man-hater..."

Posted by: UncleJefe at January 14, 2026 03:43 PM (DzC+b)

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