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Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities

Until a Lowly District Judge once again asserts her authority of Supreme Overlord of the United States.


President Donald Trump announced Tuesday during a speech in Detroit that his administration will cease federal payments to sanctuary cities and states starting next month amid pushback over his immigration policies.

...

Trump made the declaration during a speech at the Detroit Economic Club, where he also claimed that the United States is at the beginning of an economic boom under his administration.

"Starting Feb. 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities because they do everything possible to protect criminals at the expense of American citizens," Trump said. "And it breeds fraud and crime and all the other problems that come. So we're not making any payment to anybody that supports sanctuary."

He also said he'd denaturalize foreign-born criminals.

Trump is also calling for Kash Patel to fire all of the seditious FBI agents involved in the "Arctic Frost" prosecutions of Republicans for the crime of opposing the Democrat Party.

President Trump is publicly demanding a housecleaning at the FBI, calling on Director Kash Patel to remove agents after reacting to a Just the News report detailing how a former senior bureau official helped push the Arctic Frost investigation targeting Trump, Republican organizations, and elected conservatives.

In a Truth Social post responding to the article, Trump accused FBI personnel involved in the probe of abusing their authority and urged Patel to act immediately, framing the episode as another example of federal law enforcement being turned against political opponents under prior Democrat leadership.

The Just the News report summarizes congressional materials and internal FBI communications related to Arctic Frost, an inquiry that began as a January 6--related investigation but later expanded well beyond the Capitol riot. According to the documents, the probe ultimately placed Trump himself -- along with major conservative groups and GOP officeholders -- under scrutiny, even as agents acknowledged internally that there was no direct evidence tying Trump to criminal conduct.

Records released by Chuck Grassley identify then--FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge Timothy Thibault as a key figure in driving that expansion. Internal emails show Thibault circulating left-leaning media articles, opinion pieces, and podcasts to colleagues as justification for escalating the probe, while privately conceding the evidentiary basis involving Trump was weak.

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Emails reviewed by lawmakers show Thibault pressing colleagues to include "DJT" in Arctic Frost's launch paperwork and encouraging the use of open-source material and human intelligence to justify the probe after the fact.

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The scope of Arctic Frost extended beyond Trump. Congressional materials cited in the reporting show the probe widened to include major conservative institutions, including the Republican National Committee, the Republican Attorneys General Association, and Turning Point USA, founded by Charlie Kirk.

Patel has since confirmed that his internal review uncovered extensive surveillance and data collection involving elected officials -- eight Republican senators and one congressman -- with records stored in a restricted FBI cyber vault requiring top-level authorization. Patel testified that he located the materials, terminated agents involved, and dismantled CR-15, the Washington Field Office's public corruption unit, which he described as the center of politically motivated misconduct within the bureau.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 Good news

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2026 06:34 PM (VE6XX)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

3
Oh, please let this happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (iJfKG)

4 oh my!

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (8uzBS)

5 And again, why hasn't Patel already fired these rats?
Why does he need Trump to tell him what he should be doing?

Weak sister.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

6 L A mayor bass will double down on the sanctuary shite.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (Kt19C)

7 Well, sanctuary cities have declared themselves not subject to federal laws.

Posted by: huerfano at January 13, 2026 06:36 PM (98kQX)

8 "Starting Feb. 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities because they do everything possible to protect criminals at the expense of American citizens,"

you hear that Austin? get in line or get lit up!

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 06:37 PM (8uzBS)

9 Pretty sure payments are guaranteed in the constitution or something.

Posted by: Judge kamalamakadingdong at January 13, 2026 06:37 PM (/6GbT)

10 Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities
--

He finally read my memo.
Next do the remaining blue cities
if there are any.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:38 PM (48JDT)

11 Weak sister.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 13, 2026 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

I was going to say maybe they wanted to make a big deal of it, but they could have after the fact as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

12 Kash Patel ? LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2026 06:39 PM (abIsI)

13 Slow start.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

14 This, um, is inconstutootional.

Posted by: Justice Cisginger at January 13, 2026 06:42 PM (qUkBO)

15 I just got a call from Chuck Schumer and hereby declare that Trump must continue Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities.

Posted by: Anomamous Hawaiian Judge at January 13, 2026 06:43 PM (J9q9v)

16 Many need a dip in a nice warm volcano bath.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2026 06:43 PM (snZF9)

17 So is Senator Kelly going to lecture FBI agents that they can refuse to obey illegal orders from Kash?

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2026 06:43 PM (P0I39)

18 they're prolly picking through the ashes in the bowl

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 06:43 PM (8uzBS)

19 What was Watergate again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

20 Until a Lowly District Judge once again asserts her authority of Supreme Overlord of the United States.


John Iscariot Roberts could put a stop to that if he wanted to.
He doesn't want to.

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 06:44 PM (gtcuf)

21 Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities
—Ace
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They'll find a judge to say no.

Everything has to go through King Phillip.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:44 PM (krQz2)

22 PDT has nothing to lose and is going for the gusto.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

23 Oh ... cut the $$ and it's gonna get spicy here in the Windy City!

Too bad the courts will save us all from Trump doing the right thing.

Posted by: YellowBird at January 13, 2026 06:44 PM (MEbkQ)

24 Until a Lowly District Judge once again asserts her authority of Supreme Overlord of the United States.


John Iscariot Roberts could put a stop to that if he wanted to.
He doesn't want to.

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 06:44 PM (gtcuf)

Mostly because his dick is nothing but a flap to cover his vayjay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)

25 The President is asking for the barest minimum required if America is to survive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 06:45 PM (Cjt/F)

26 ****Trump is also calling for Kash Patel to fire all of the seditious FBI agents involved in the "Arctic Frost" prosecutions
****

This is the forever dumb. He has his people doing everyday meat & potatoes jobs we all expect them to do and brags about it.

And then a One Simple Thing we've been expecting since Day One he has to be Ordered to do.

Criminy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:45 PM (48JDT)

27 Don LeMon has a sincere question.

Don Lemon SLAMS conservatives who voted for mass deportations..
“Is this what you voted for MAGA, you fcking idiots…”

-
That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

28 you all already know -- I don't even have to say it

Posted by: Hawaii Judge at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (jGJov)

29 What was Watergate again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It doesn't bother me.

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (95lhs)

30 I want to remind all Democrats that we have Judges on 24hr/7 day a week on call for your convenience.

Please feel free to call anytime...

Posted by: 1-800-Hawaiian Judge at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (J9q9v)

31 Blue areas are completely dependent on Uncle Sugar dollars.

If he stops the flow they will comply.

The problem is there will be a legion of judges that will stop him.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (sKqQm)

32 No EBT.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (9cHSL)

33 Something is wrong with the President:

@RapidResponse47
·
1h
REPORTER: Do you have a message for the leaders of Iran?

@POTUS
: "The message is they've got to show humanity. They've got a big problem, and I hope they're not going to be killing people... it would seem to me that they have been badly misbehaving, but that is not confirmed."

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2026 06:46 PM (ZxPkt)

34 It is as if the Democrats’ plan is to destroy America.

Posted by: Accomack at January 13, 2026 06:47 PM (77Bgk)

35 Yeah, if only these thing remained in the proper place of the executive branch. But district courts have kings and queens, so that usually ends any progress or at least delays it until the next election. This country is boned, I mean they are arguing the definitions of male and female in scotus. Simply having states follow the law ain't gonna be a thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2026 06:47 PM (n5tGW)

36 Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is a dim-witted troll. Why do people have such low standards for what they will allow to run their governments?

Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2026 06:47 PM (TN0g+)

37 "What was Watergate again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Isn't it a salad with those little marshmallows?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

38 17 So is Senator Kelly going to lecture FBI agents that they can refuse to obey illegal orders from Kash?
Posted by: torabora
-----------

Isn't he a rocket man?
They need to tie one on his tail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:48 PM (48JDT)

39 Ms. BarrMcSessions ain't going to do nothing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2026 06:48 PM (abIsI)

40 I argued a while back that Trump should be preparing these cases.

Get a friendly resource to launch the first lawsuit against his policies, with a right leaning judge, and make an intentionally bad argument.

So don't ban SF or NYC...ban some blue shit hole in a red state where the people that can sue on their behalf aren't leftwing lunatics...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:48 PM (sKqQm)

41 Fish or cut bait, Kash.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2026 06:48 PM (V6+NK)

42 Records released by Chuck Grassley identify then--FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge Timothy Thibault as a key figure in driving that expansion.

_____________________________________

That piece of human excrement used to go on social media and cut/paste "Lincoln Project" pieces. That should tell you what team he plays for...which I'm told is sometimes a spectator sport.

Posted by: Orson at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (dIske)

43 I can't believe they tweeted that shit.

Posted by: Don Black at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)

44
Calling on Patel to fire these assholes in a social media post is kind of odd on the surface. A proper POTUS demand of his own FBI director would be done with a phone call or memo.

This is a very public shot across the bow of every FBI jackoff in the bureau, not to mention one of Trump's patented outrageous statements that causes the usual suspects to screech like scalded cats, setting them up for humiliation and ridicule.

Trump = Cat

Donks = Wounded Mouse

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (y9nCu)

45 These cities will tear themselves apart if they go more than thirty days without Uncle Sugar picking up the tab.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (s19xO)

46 The left: J6 was insurrection and the punishment for that should be death!

Also the left: Hey we are asking the people in the executive branch to join us in an insurrection. Don't worry though because its against Trump it is legal

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm)

47 37 "What was Watergate again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
---

Democrat whore house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:50 PM (48JDT)

48 Senator "Mr. Freeze" Kelly if a Federal Judge says that we cannot do that it is my duty to say that is an illegal ruling and F**k Off ????

Posted by: Jackson at January 13, 2026 06:50 PM (xl8DV)

49 CA gets $163B from Uncle Sugar.

Remove that and you see every elected official in the state turned out in the next election.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:50 PM (sKqQm)

50 BREAKING - A white liberal woman is being absolutely humiliated online after going bald for Renee Good, but she couldn’t even bother to look up her name before cutting off her hair and posting it because she completely got it wrong, calling her Renee Cook.

-
Well, I'd have preferred you slit your throat, but baby steps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

51 Trump can say whatever he wants to say but at this point it's the liberal judges that rule in the United States.


Unless and until SCOTUS throws a hard smack down on these imperial judges nothing is going to change.


Trump will do something and immediately he will be sued by a liberal and another liberal judge will slap an injunction on him and it will work it's way to SCOTUS where Trump will usually win. It's tiresome and a very good tactic for the left.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0N4FZ)

52

Can we get someone to investigate how the DNC monetizes poor people then scams all that cash?

It is remarkable how brazen they all are.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 13, 2026 06:51 PM (och2J)

53 Don LeMon has a sincere question.

Don Lemon SLAMS conservatives who voted for mass deportations..
“Is this what you voted for MAGA, you fcking idiots…”

Channeling Lawrence from Office Space:

"Yeah...YEAH! (leans forward) Fuck yeah! I believe we need to kick their fucking asses out of this country!"

Fuckinay, Bubba.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 13, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ)

54 We really need to stop calling them Sanctuary cities. We need to call them Scofflaw cities.

"Sanctuary" sounds too noble and nice.

Posted by: Beverly at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (reMys)

55 >>> Patel testified that he located the materials, terminated agents involved, and dismantled CR-15, the Washington Field Office's public corruption unit, which he described as the center of politically motivated misconduct within the bureau.


What happened to Bongino?
Nervous breakdown when he found out most of "his team" were despicable shitheels?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (/lPRQ)

56 No EBT. Fewer funds chasing the same goods.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (9cHSL)

57 Looks like Joe Rogan going soft again. This time on the ICE shooting. He's going to be backing Bernie again before you know it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (KDPiq)

58 45 These cities will tear themselves apart if they go more than thirty days without Uncle Sugar picking up the tab.


"They live on rats and sawdust bread, and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (gtcuf)

59 They want to secede from the Federal government then let them go broke

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

60 Mo Dean, why can't you be true?
Woe, Oh, Mo Dean, why can't you be true?
You been doin' those things like the other girls
doin' too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:53 PM (48JDT)

61 At some point the executive branch has to say no more to these legal tactics. I'm ready for a constitutional crisis.

Just don't send the money.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2026 06:53 PM (n5tGW)

62 It is remarkable how brazen they all are.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 13, 2026 06:51 PM (och2J)
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They have a commitment to winning at all costs of a zealot.

Our coalition doesn't have the same commitment because we don't have any 100% goal. And the goal of many on our side is honor.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (krQz2)

63 The main culprit in Watergate Scandal was a person called "Deep Throat"...


Just Say'n

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (J9q9v)

64
CR-15, the Washington Field Office's public corruption unit, which he described as the center of politically motivated misconduct within the bureau.

=============

The fox is guarding, inhabiting, surveilling, managing, and owning the henhouse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (Jxa0O)

65
Can we get someone to investigate how the DNC monetizes poor people then scams all that cash?

It is remarkable how brazen they all are.


There was a miniscandal a few years ago when it came out most non-profits spend the majority of their budgets on their staff and benefits. It led to some half hearted attempts to make it obvious how much money their were actually using for whatever their supposed reason to be was...

I suspect they learned this from fedgov. I mean like at Newsom with his high speed rail. They've spent $16B over 18 years and not a mile of track laid...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (sKqQm)

66 57 Looks like Joe Rogan going soft again. This time on the ICE shooting. He's going to be backing Bernie again before you know it.
Posted by: Opinion fact


Never liked that douchebag. He'll say anything for clicks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI)

67 58 45 These cities will tear themselves apart if they go more than thirty days without Uncle Sugar picking up the tab.
---

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (48JDT)

68 Who cuts the checks? Who pushes the button that makes the money flow? Can a judge find that person physically make them do it?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

69
"Red states receive WAY more Federal money than blue states!"

"Oh shit"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 06:55 PM (y9nCu)

70 We really need to stop calling them Sanctuary cities. We need to call them Scofflaw cities.

"Sanctuary" sounds too noble and nice.
Posted by: Beverly at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (reMys)
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LARP-ing cities is probably too niche.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:55 PM (krQz2)

71 Cutting Federal funding to these Blue Cities will better than giving them Ozempic .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (quPQD)

72 >>>Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities

It's another Trumpmas miracle!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)

73 Hey Whig, if you are here...

Did the SC ever rule on the 'Three Strikes Staute(s)', specifically?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (ZcsJV)

74 Lol
Louisiana
Michigan


But off from Fed money

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (pzp+f)

75 "Red states receive WAY more Federal money than blue states!"

Top states are CA and NY IIRC.

And in the red states it is the blue shithole and blue voting areas getting more of the $$$

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (sKqQm)

76
We really need to stop calling them Sanctuary cities. We need to call them Scofflaw cities.



Targets?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (y9nCu)

77 We really need to stop calling them Sanctuary cities. We need to call them Scofflaw cities.

"Sanctuary" sounds too noble and nice.
Posted by: Beverly at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM (reMys)
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LARP-ing cities is probably too niche.
Posted by: Axeman

"Shithole" works fine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (R5BEI)

78 Ain't nobody stopping the flow of Uncle Sugar's goodies to the states and cities. It's never gonna end until it does. The debt must grow.

Posted by: Broke, Borrowed and In Debt at January 13, 2026 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

79 >>Looks like Joe Rogan going soft again.


He mimics whomever he is talking to.

Like a Parrot.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV)

80 "Red states receive WAY more Federal money than blue states!"

"Oh shit"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 06:55 PM (y9nCu)
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I'm calling bullshit on that. The amount of leftist causes the leftist are trying to fund themselves through government money, no way it's going mostly to red states.

Or at least it's still going to blue cities.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:57 PM (krQz2)

81 They'll find a judge to say no.

Trump says he'll defund judges who rule against him.

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 06:58 PM (8uzBS)

82 They have a commitment to winning at all costs of a zealot.

Our coalition doesn't have the same commitment because we don't have any 100% goal. And the goal of many on our side is honor.
----

Sorry man, but "our" side just wants its share of the grifting to continue. Its why none of what *Trump* has done has been passed into LAW. Most of "our" side is just waiting Trump out...they have no desire to fundamentally change the system because their grifting comes from the system we have in place.

Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2026 06:58 PM (TN0g+)

83 What happened to Bongino?
Nervous breakdown when he found out most of "his team" were despicable shitheels?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 06:52 PM


bongino found out that you can't just walk into a job in DC and fire whoever you want to and get rid of the problem employees as quick as he thought he could. In other words, the DC deep state and civil service protection laws prevented him from doing what he wanted to accomplish as deputy director. Instead of bashing his head against the wall for 3 years he quit.


On one of his last radio shows he hinted that might be the outcome after he took the job and actually got to work in DC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2026 06:58 PM (0N4FZ)

84 Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities

It's another Trumpmas miracle!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)

Everytime a bell rings, a commie loses their mind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2026 06:58 PM (R5BEI)

85 I wonder if there is a way for Trump to block the money even before the inevitable court proceedings end.
It seems like you could make the case that the cities will use the money for illegal activities (like harboring illegal aliens).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 06:59 PM (fd80v)

86 Looks like Joe Rogan going soft again.


He mimics whomever he is talking to.

Like a Parrot.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV)
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If we have Rogan, good. If we lose him on an issue, oh well.

He knows what games the left are playing. He's either going to retreat to fantasy land or come to grips with it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:59 PM (krQz2)

87 "36 Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is a dim-witted troll. Why do people have such low standards for what they will allow to run their governments?

Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2026 06:47 PM (TN0g+) "

For me, these days, all arguments like this run straight up against my growing doubt in the validity of election results, particularly in the Big Blue Cities and States.
Really, who can be sure that illinois citizens actually voted for that dickless dogturd?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 06:59 PM (Cjt/F)

88
What happened to Bongino?

He starts his new podcast Feb 2.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2026 07:00 PM (pkeXY)

89 >>Instead of bashing his head against the wall for 3 years he quit.

Musk seemed to suffer the same burnout.

Not sure how Patel is going to fire Thibault when the left the FBI in 2022.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

90 I remember after Kate Steinle shot by an illegal alien protected by sanctuary city policies, her parents continued to support sanctuary cities. Makes it hard to have any empathy.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 07:00 PM (KDPiq)

91 I wonder why PDT doesn't get burn out.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

92 This guy, TeeBolt, will get carried into the CNN Center on a sedan chair and become their “expert” on all things Trump.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 13, 2026 07:01 PM (XqFM2)

93 Scofflaw cities.

"Sanctuary" sounds too noble and nice.
Posted by: Beverly
----

Scofflaw, it is.
Clean, clear and direct. Very Anglo, as Orwell would say.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 07:01 PM (48JDT)

94 >>Looks like Joe Rogan going soft again.


He mimics whomever he is talking to.

Like a Parrot.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV)

Fanbois call him open-minded. Your description is more accurate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:01 PM (dK+Kv)

95 He thrives on what makes lesser men falter.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

96
Geez, Teh Horde is usually better at getting the joke.

I've been listening to Donk commie cocksuckers pull that "Red states get more money" lie out of their squeekhole for years. Hence the irony joke.

Maybe I should have made it an aluminumy, coppery or zincy joke...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu)

97 Ace said he's bushed in one of the previous Threads today. The question is, is he happy?

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 13, 2026 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

98 I remember after Kate Steinle shot by an illegal alien protected by sanctuary city policies, her parents continued to support sanctuary cities. Makes it hard to have any empathy.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 07:00 PM (KDPiq)
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When I saw that I shook my head: Are you fucking kidding me?

I would be screaming for vengeance. Fuck I hate leftists. Fucking hate them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 13, 2026 07:03 PM (0aYVJ)

99 Also the left: Hey we are asking the people in the executive branch to join us in an insurrection. Don't worry though because its against Trump it is legal

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 06:49 PM (sKqQm)
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Nobody's going to use real bullets! Promise!

Posted by: Canon Fodder Recruiter at January 13, 2026 07:03 PM (krQz2)

100 He still has his job?

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 13, 2026 07:04 PM (RIvkX)

101 Look what the sumbitch done now!

Video: Trump flips off man who called him "pedophile protector" during Ford factory tour

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

102 SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TN7Lv0PR4Q8

Posted by: JUDAS PRIEST at January 13, 2026 07:04 PM (ZcsJV)

103 The left: Ha ha MAGAts VA is now a blue state because of all those sweet federal dollars going to civil servants!

Also the left: Obviously the red states get most of the federal dollars

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm)

104 Not sure how Patel is going to fire Thibault when the left the FBI in 2022.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Refer him for prosecution?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 07:05 PM (48JDT)

105 Trump Says He'll End All Federal Payments to Sanctuary Cities

It's another Trumpmas miracle!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)

Everytime a bell rings, a commie loses their mind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2026 06:58 PM (R5BEI)

Better: Every time a bell rings, a commie gets the ice-pick.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:05 PM (dK+Kv)

106 I'm sure the courts will move to block the but perhaps Trump will manage to halt funds to the insurrection cities for a few days, and it will be interesting to see the spice still flows based on expectation from the city workers, contractors etc that they will be made whole in a few days or if there is actually a bit of "Nope, aint taking no IOU, go without this until you have cash for me"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (/jn/s)

107 Sanctuary, cities and policies are in direct opposition to their oath of office.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (pkq24)

108 I would be screaming for vengeance. Fuck I hate leftists. Fucking hate them.

I'd ask for a meeting with the illegal "in solidarity with the poor people the evil Trump is trying to deport"

Then when I got to the meeting I would Gary Plauche him.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (sKqQm)

109 "Video: Trump flips off man who called him "pedophile protector" during Ford factory tour"

Why yes, yes, this too is what I voted for!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (Cjt/F)

110 >>Refer him for prosecution?

Possibly. I guess it depends on how big the conspiracy case gets.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (viF8m)

111 Geez, Teh Horde is usually better at getting the joke.

I've been listening to Donk commie cocksuckers pull that "Red states get more money" lie out of their squeekhole for years. Hence the irony joke.

Maybe I should have made it an aluminumy, coppery or zincy joke...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu)

In our defense, we are morons.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (dK+Kv)

112 Sanctuary Cities need Hell Hounds and Stepsons.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (9cHSL)

113 I just had a random thought enter my head. We'll never know the answer to this, of course, so it's just a thought experiment.

We boarded that false-flagged "Russian" Venezuelan tanker bound from Iran, over strenuous, borderline-belligerent objections from Putin. Now, there's no particular reason he'd need or even want VZ oil, especially at this juncture, so internet sleuths have been surmising that this tanker might actually have been carrying the leftover materiele from Iran's badly damaged nuclear program.

I don't buy this, because I can't see a compelling motive on either end of that putative transaction. But I could easily see it being an arms shipment of *some* kind - perhaps Iranian drones, would be pretty useful to Russia at this time.

The Russians have an in-house expert on this exact type of operation who recently came in from the cold.

So... what if it turned out that it was in fact an arms shipment of some kind, and that it was a Viktor Bout Production?

What if Biden traded the Merchant of Death for a doped-up rugmunching hermaphrodite ladyballer, and the motherfucker immediately started fencing Iranian weapons to enemies of the US?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (BI5O2)

114 Leftists would be drummed out of the party and probably attacked mercilessly

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Leftists cheered when the courts said The Feds could tell AZ what they could and couldn't do in regard to illegal immigration enforcement.

Of course they have no intellectual consistency. Only foolish consistency of having cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 07:08 PM (KDPiq)

116 Maybe I should have made it an aluminumy, coppery or zincy joke...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu)

Irony isn't just what a nail tastes like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 13, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

117 >>What if Biden traded the Merchant of Death for a doped-up rugmunching hermaphrodite ladyballer, and the motherfucker immediately started fencing Iranian weapons to enemies of the US?


IF the CIA wasn't getting their cut...I bet they'd be pissed.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 07:09 PM (ZcsJV)

118 ---
When I saw that I shook my head: Are you fucking kidding me?

I would be screaming for vengeance. Fuck I hate leftists. Fucking hate them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
---

That's how the neanderthal's wiped out the humanoids.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 07:09 PM (48JDT)

119 "What if Biden traded the Merchant of Death for a doped-up rugmunching hermaphrodite ladyballer, and the motherfucker immediately started fencing Iranian weapons to enemies of the US?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:07 PM (BI5O2) "

totally plausible, also LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 07:09 PM (Cjt/F)

120
REPORTER: Do you have a message for the leaders of Iran?

@POTUS
: "The message is they've got to show humanity. They've got a big problem, and I hope they're not going to be killing people... it would seem to me that they have been badly misbehaving, but that is not confirmed."
Posted by: Don Black

============

tf? Is he playing a game?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:11 PM (Jxa0O)

121 Sanctuary, cities and policies are in direct opposition to their oath of office.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (pkq24)
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Psychology shows that the more time your average person hears something the more likely their brain will treat that something as "true".

That's a real unfortunate party of human psychology. We've let the concept of "sanctuary city" simmer too long on the American brain for them to know this isn't a legitimate concept.

It was more a *toleration*. But we let this idea infest the American mind.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2)

122 POTUS
: "The message is they've got to show humanity. They've got a big problem, and I hope they're not going to be killing people... it would seem to me that they have been badly misbehaving, but that is not confirmed."
Posted by: Don Black

============

tf? Is he playing a game?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:11 PM (Jxa0O)

He's always playing the game. It's a version of Calvin ball.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 07:12 PM (KDPiq)

123 Video: Trump flips off man who called him "pedophile protector" during Ford factory tour"

Why yes, yes, this too is what I voted for!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


If Trump did have that private police force, the left keeps climbing about, this guy would've been disappeared.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:13 PM (pkq24)

124
"Starting Feb. 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities because they do everything possible to protect criminals at the expense of American citizens,"

============

February 1 is right around the corner. I want to get excited, but I know Judge Boasberg will do his best to make me wait.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:13 PM (Jxa0O)

125 Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2)

Perception is stronger than the truth

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 07:13 PM (KDPiq)

126 Judge Beezlebub.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 13, 2026 07:14 PM (9cHSL)

127 Breaking from Babylon Bee: US in negotiations with Iran to trade liberal women for their Persian hotties. Win win for everybody.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 13, 2026 07:14 PM (w6EFb)

128 120 - he's talking to a "reporter" ferchrissakes, of course he's going to say something bland , anything else would be twisted out of shape and misquoted out of context for years to come.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 07:14 PM (Cjt/F)

129 I could watch ICE spray these leftist scumbags on an endless loop. Funny as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:14 PM (viF8m)

130 Putin allowed Bella 1 to re-flag and puffed semi-hard talk over it, never intending to or expecting Trump to do anything different. He was playing his part to the rest of the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 07:14 PM (48JDT)

131 Sanctuary, cities and policies are in direct opposition to their oath of office.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:06 PM (pkq24)
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Psychology shows that the more time your average person hears something the more likely their brain will treat that something as "true".

That's a real unfortunate party of human psychology. We've let the concept of "sanctuary city" simmer too long on the American brain for them to know this isn't a legitimate concept.

It was more a *toleration*. But we let this idea infest the American mind.
Posted by: Axeman


The first dozen or so that gets arrested for sedition or insurrection because of this, will reset some minds. Same with these fucking left he's Larping, shoot a couple of dozen of them and they'll learn that they're playing in the big leagues. This ain't some Larping contest out in the city park somewhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:15 PM (pkq24)

132 if only, rickb, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 13, 2026 07:15 PM (Cjt/F)

133 "You take my money. You wear my brand." Alias Smith and Jones. I think Peter Duel spoke the line.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 13, 2026 07:16 PM (YlWIZ)

134 I would be screaming for vengeance. Fuck I hate leftists. Fucking hate them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
---
It's because they are willing to wager everything to bring to you a figment of their imagination.

Marx's History could have been true. However, the doctrine demands investment into the idea to "make it true". Mankind has been the subject to all kinds of delusions. Marxism is just one.

But it has set the idea of what life "should be". (Despite Hume having seriously destabilized the idea of "should".)

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:16 PM (krQz2)

135 If we have Rogan, good. If we lose him on an issue, oh well.
He knows what games the left are playing. He's either going to retreat to fantasy land or come to grips with it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 06:59 PM (krQz2)


Who needs Rogan's audience? We can win without them. Call him out, humiliate him. It will make the right thinking people get in line.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)

136 I don't know how the process of sending money to states works, but at some point someone has to push the send button. How does that work and can PDT interrupt it?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

137 > Kwame

Bullshit like this should be grounds for, not just a ban from holding political office, but revocation of citizenship and deportation to whatever country (if there even is one) where "Kwame" is a thing.

This isn't a racial thing, by the way.


The same goes for names like "Timothée" Chalamet. Dude, you can either change your name to Timothy or you can move to motherfucking France.

Same goes for names like "Tiffaneee" or "Lexxus". If you're going to do that, you might as well save time and just turn the baby over to the porn industry to raise.

Some of the European countries require that you choose your baby's name from an authorized list. I was never a fan of that, but after seeing some of the retarded nonsense people name their kids, I begin to see the appeal.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2026 07:18 PM (IG3/x)

138 I don't know why Yummy Shitballs thinks red states are going to lose federal money. Trump said sanctuary cities. Even if any of those are in red states, it'll be the democrat part of those states.
Hell, Trump could pass the savings from sanctuary cities onto the blue states.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM (fd80v)

139 Something tells me the mayor of Houston was tipped off about Trump's plan to cut off sanctuary cities.

John Whitmire has for the first time since the city dropped out of the 287(g) program in 2001 rekindled the compliance and his leftwing voters are melting down over it.

287(g) has the city police alerting ICE when they have a suspected illegal in custody

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM (8uzBS)

140 Keep in mind, a key requirement of invoking the Insurrection Act is "cannot enforce the law through regular means" or such.

So, we have:
1) Agitators on the streets of these cities, violently blocking and impeding enforcement
2) Various rulings that he can't use the National Guard, even to assist with mere guard duties
3) pending rulings that will say he can't use ICE
4) pending rulings that will say he can't cut off funds

So, what method is left to the Executive to enforce the law?
Note also that every one of these is happening in only blue cities and states.
What do you call it when the Executive can only enforce the law in some areas but the local officials bar him from enforcing it in others?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM (HXT0k)

141 If you take the King's gold, you're the King's man.

You cannot serve two masters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)

142 "You take my money. You wear my brand." Alias Smith and Jones. I think Peter Duel spoke the line.
Posted by: Hokey


Every trail boss has said that since they started cattle drives. You ride for the brand or you GTFO.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM (pkq24)

143 Slap a hot irony to it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

144 Good early evening, Ace and Horde. I got my Death Mower configured, and laid waste to a huge patch of weeds. It was spewing a stream of mulched weed guts over the top of a six-foot fence. Glorious!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2026 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

145
We've let the concept of "sanctuary city" simmer too long on the American brain for them to know this isn't a legitimate concept.

It was more a *toleration*. But we let this idea infest the American mind.
Posted by: Axeman

=============

"We're a sanctuary city!" they chirp, declaring their lawlessness. "And we're green!" (another term that needs to be restored)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:20 PM (Jxa0O)

146 Well what kind of jiveass name is Rodrigo Borgia anyway?

Posted by: LaTravodka Jones at January 13, 2026 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

147 The one thing we know about that tanker is that after it was captured by the US, Putin immediately demanded the return of some valuable (to him, at least) Russians who were on board. That was interesting in itself, because no one knew there were any Russians on board. And it brings up the question: what were they guarding/escorting?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2026 07:21 PM (KKgFE)

148 > When I saw that I shook my head: Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 13, 2026 07:03 PM (0aYVJ)

Remember, these are the same people who think murdering babies is Just Awesome.

Why would they get upset if their spawn gets killed later on in life?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2026 07:21 PM (IG3/x)

149 Every trail boss has said that since they started cattle drives. You ride for the brand or you GTFO.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM


Indeed.

Posted by: B*l*a*z***r at January 13, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

150 Who needs Rogan's audience? We can win without them. Call him out, humiliate him. It will make the right thinking people get in line.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)
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I think that's what I'm saying.

But while it works, I would counsel that we should be constructively engaging with him.

I really don't get the idea of making needless enemies over doctrine.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (krQz2)

151 Joe Thompson has reportedly resigned from his position in the Office of the United States Attorney for the District of Minnesota. ...Over the past five years he has led the prosecution of cases arising from the vast public-programs fraud committed under the administration of Governor Walz
h/t Powerline
====

Mmmmmkay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

152 Bongino said on Vince Coglianese's radio show yesterday that the plan was always to stay just one year. His former producer, Jim Verdi, and Vince both confirmed that they knew that.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (3ImbR)

153 Keep in mind, a key requirement of invoking the Insurrection Act is "cannot enforce the law through regular means" or such.

So, we have:
1) Agitators on the streets of these cities, violently blocking and impeding enforcement
2) Various rulings that he can't use the National Guard, even to assist with mere guard duties
3) pending rulings that will say he can't use ICE
4) pending rulings that will say he can't cut off funds

So, what method is left to the Executive to enforce the law?
Note also that every one of these is happening in only blue cities and states.
What do you call it when the Executive can only enforce the law in some areas but the local officials bar him from enforcing it in others?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Did Ike have to go through all that before he sent in the 82nd airborne for the Little Rock nine?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (pkq24)

154
after seeing some of the retarded nonsense people name their kids, I begin to see the appeal.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

============

That's racist.

Posted by: &&TT&^*T^&(H at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (Jxa0O)

155 Sanctuary Cities are the scofflaw towns.
Where's Doc Holiday? Where's Bat Masterson?
Wyatt Earp marshal Detroit City.

First order of business; Jail the Mayor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 07:23 PM (48JDT)

156 Calling on Patel to fire these assholes in a social media post is kind of odd on the surface. A proper POTUS demand of his own FBI director would be done with a phone call or memo.

Its theater so that Kash can look like he is independent and not a toady of Trump.

"I want to keep these Ham & Eggers on the job, but The President ordered them gone."

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 13, 2026 07:23 PM (/TiS1)

157 You cannot serve two masters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM


That's not strictly true.

Posted by: The Gimp at January 13, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

158 Hall-e-freaking-lujah

Posted by: Sidney at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (rzwGB)

159 Unknown Drip may have the right take.

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (8uzBS)

160 >>You cannot serve two masters.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:19 PM


There has to be at least one Caddy who won at Augusta with 2 Different Golfers.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (ZcsJV)

161 Trump is also calling for Kash Patel to fire all of the seditious FBI agents involved in the "Arctic Frost" prosecutions of Republicans for the crime of opposing the Democrat Party.

----------

You misspelled indict, arrest, prosecute, imprison, and execute.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (IzKeh)

162 The Democrats will not be content until they have turned the U.S. into a one-party state. I see little likelihood of internal party reform, and there is a distinct lack of intestinal fortitude in the GOP for suppressing the Democrats through the use of RICO or other legal means: so, it becomes a case of an irresistible force meeting a very moveable object.

Donald Trump and his myrmidons really are our primary defense against leftist revolution and anarchy at this time.

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (2L+MU)

163 "the plan was always to stay just one year. "

Did he tell us that? If he did I didn't hear it, and if I did know it ahead of time I would have called him a putz then instead of now.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

164 Every trail boss has said that since they started cattle drives. You ride for the brand or you GTFO.
Posted by: rickb223

I'm addicted to Landman. In this week's episode, Cami fired Tommy on similar grounds. Now I've got to wait until Sunday to find out what happens next!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

165 You cannot serve two masters at the same time.

Better?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD)

166 There has to be at least one Caddy who won at Augusta with 2 Different Golfers.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (ZcsJV)

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I think Carl the Gardner one twice, caddying once for himself and again for The Dali Lama.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (IzKeh)

167 Trump's calling for a lot of shit.

Let's see who complies. Then... act accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (NwnyJ)

168
As a resident of a sanctuary city and state, I can't wait for this to happen.

When will the money actually stop flowing? Is it disbursed quarterly, monthly? Will cities and states be hit hard when the February checks don't go out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (Jxa0O)

169 "We're a sanctuary city!" they chirp, declaring their lawlessness. "And we're green!" (another term that needs to be restored)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 07:20 PM (Jxa0O)
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They also say "We Recycle!" as if it means that that happens.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:27 PM (krQz2)

170 Donald Trump and his myrmidons really are our primary defense against leftist revolution and anarchy at this time.

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (2L+MU)

He is the leftists' protection from the masses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)

171 I think that's what I'm saying.

But while it works, I would counsel that we should be constructively engaging with him.
I really don't get the idea of making needless enemies over doctrine.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:22 PM (krQz2)


Nah, just piss on 14.5 million people, best to start the way you intend to end.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

172 * I think Carl the Gardner WON twice ... damn auto-translate

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 13, 2026 07:27 PM (IzKeh)

173
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2010817216543903998

She seems nice. /sarc

Fundamentals. Buy ammo (especially now while it's relatively cheap)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

174 138
'Trump could pass the savings from sanctuary cities onto the blue states.'

the red states.'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 07:28 PM (fd80v)

175 > In this week's episode, Cami fired Tommy on similar grounds. Now I've got to wait until Sunday to find out what happens next!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

The Andy Garcia character warned him that was coming.

Maybe he'll offer to bankroll Tommy, Dale, Nate, and Cooper founding their own oil company.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2026 07:29 PM (IG3/x)

176 I can't help but laugh when I see the name "Joe Thompson." I knew a kid named that, growing up. He was a mess. A juvenile delinquent, but also a deeply conflicted gay hillbilly.

I picture him as US Att'y and I laugh every time. But then it kinda makes sense, and I shudder a little.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:29 PM (BI5O2)

177 You cannot serve two masters at the same time.

Better?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:26 PM


* simpers *

Posted by: The Gimp at January 13, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

178 Something tells me the mayor of Houston was tipped off about Trump's plan to cut off sanctuary cities.


It should be the shame of the Texas State Legislator that the State couldn't conjure up and enforce anti-sanctuary city laws with criminal penalties.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 13, 2026 07:30 PM (U4c/V)

179 127 Breaking from Babylon Bee: US in negotiations with Iran to trade liberal women for their Persian hotties. Win win for everybody.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone

WTF?
-Persian men

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2026 07:30 PM (Dv3i1)

180 >>>Did he tell us that? If he did I didn't hear it, and if I did know it ahead of time I would have called him a putz then instead of now.
~~~~~

No. I don' t think it would have made sense for him to do so.

He was only on as a guest on Vince's show for a short segment. He did say that there are an incredible number of people working their butts off and making tremendous progress. Said Kash is great and that they walked into a maelstrom--things were much worse than they even imagined.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2026 07:30 PM (3ImbR)

181 He is the leftists' protection from the masses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)

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During his farewell address, he should call for a MAGA Day of Retribution -- which would include full pardons for all crimes against Leftists during that 24-hour period.

/Dreamin' over here, boss!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (IzKeh)

182 Donald Trump and his myrmidons really are our primary defense against leftist revolution and anarchy at this time.

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:25 PM (2L+MU)



He is the leftists' protection from the masses.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


THIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (pkq24)

183 Who the fk thinks they can do anything significant in just one year in government? Except for PDT, I mean. You have to be in it for the long haul, because the other side is on a long march.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

184 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (LdBR/)

185 Evening folks. I see DJT has gazed upon his field of fucks and lo it is barren.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (GTqXr)

186 >>Unknown Drip may have the right take.

I think Trump says these things when he knows they are already in motion.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

187 >
WTF?
-Persian men
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2026 07:30 PM (Dv3i1)

They make 'em wear tents anyway. Might as well use those burqas on women where they would serve a positive social function, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2026 07:32 PM (IG3/x)

188 https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2010817216543903998

She seems nice. /sarc

Fundamentals. Buy ammo (especially now while it's relatively cheap)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

Potty mouth.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2026 07:32 PM (UjdFS)

189 I think Joe Rogan wants to understand, but I'm not sold on his...let's call it, "his ability to comprehend".

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (2L+MU)

190 "You cannot serve two masters at the same time."

You're telling me!

Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

191 153
'Did Ike have to go through all that before he sent in the 82nd airborne for the Little Rock nine?'

101st

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (fd80v)

192 Donald Trump and his myrmidons



I think I just got called a bad name

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:34 PM (pkq24)

193 SCOTUS lacks leadership. The front office is populated by lackeys with very little conviction and a very fluid perception of the law.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 07:34 PM (BSdIE)

194 'Did Ike have to go through all that before he sent in the 82nd airborne for the Little Rock nine?'

101st
Posted by: Dr. Claw


I knew I was gonna be wrong whichever one I picked.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 07:35 PM (pkq24)

195 I think Joe Rogan wants to understand, but I'm not sold on his...let's call it, "his ability to comprehend".

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (2L+MU)
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Being on the left as long as he was, he probably still feels the Call of the Feelz.

It's just for a time, the clash that would come from sending ICE into hostile territory was more abstract.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:35 PM (krQz2)

196 I always wondered how some liberal absolute idiots I knew were so flush with cash. I figured maybe silver spooners, but now I understand, Uncle Sugar one way or another. Just create an NGO and 10 LLC's under that, payoff a politician and that's your dinner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2026 07:37 PM (n5tGW)

197 188 https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2010817216543903998

She seems nice. /sarc

Fundamentals. Buy ammo (especially now while it's relatively cheap)
Posted by: Duncanthrax


She looks like Johnny Winters' ugly sister.

And that woman who wrote the hit-piece obit on Scott Adams for People has a face like a kettle ball.

You could almost do up a chart of basic AWFL physiognomy for the purpose of recognizing these kooks on sight (like those silhouettes of airplanes and ships they used to use in WWII).

And, yes, I am investing heavily in brass.

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:38 PM (2L+MU)

198 A former classmate/friend of Pooky's says that DHS knocked on the door of his St. Paul home and asked if he'd seen any Somalis in the neighborhood. I'm pressing a hard [X] to doubt that it went down that way, but I'm also hearing it third hand through an "apolitical" lens.

Posted by: pookysgirl would like some confirmation at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM (Wt5PA)

199 Now Paco is heavily invested in the Barrel.

Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

200 Mmmmm....nom nom nom
-The Barrel

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 13, 2026 07:55 PM (QGaXH)

201 Paco is manning the gloryhole for the rest of the evening.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 08:04 PM (BSdIE)

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