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Under Pressure by Judicial Watch Lawsuit, Oregon Finally Agrees to Remove 800,000 Ineligible/Fake/Dead Names from Their Voting Rolls
Violent Leftwing Sissyboys Get Knocked TF Out

Gee, why would it take a lawsuit to force this?

Oregon election officials are set to begin removing hundreds of thousands of inactive voters from the state's registration rolls, a move that comes after years of inaction, mounting public pressure, and lawsuits filed against the state in recent months.

Oregon's Democratic Secretary of State Tobias Read, in a press release Friday, outlined two new directives he said will "restart" the "routine cleanup of outdated, inactive voter registration records" in accordance with state law to address the roughly 800,000 inactive voter records that are being maintained by election officials.

The first directive orders counties to immediately cancel long-inactive voter registrations that already met the legal requirements for removal before 2017. These are registrations where election mail was returned as undeliverable, voters failed to respond to official notices, and they did not participate in multiple federal elections. State officials estimate roughly 160,000 registrations fall into this category and should have been removed years ago.

The second directive changes how the state handles inactive voters going forward. It updates the language on voter confirmation cards to clearly warn voters that their registrations will be canceled if they do not respond or vote within the required time frame. State officials say this step restores a process that allows routine cleanup of inactive registrations under federal law.

Together, the directives are designed to address a backlog of inactive records and restart regular voter-roll maintenance after Oregon paused removals in 2017.

"These directives are about cleaning up old data that's no longer in use so Oregonians can be confident that our voter records are up-to-date," Read said. "From day one, our goal was clear: run elections that are secure, fair, and accurate. This move will strengthen our voter rolls and reinforce public trust in our elections."

State officials acknowledge there are about 800,000 inactive registrations total, roughly 20% of Oregon's voter rolls, though they stress multiple times in the press release that inactive voters do not currently receive ballots, saying at one point, "again, none of the individuals associated with these records will receive ballots, and these inactive records have no impact on Oregon elections."

Bullshit!

The claim that these "inactive voters" don't receive ballots is false. The nation is flooded with mail-in ballots sent to old addresses of voters who moved (or died) long ago, and the left routinely collects these up -- and pays people to collect them -- and then submit them as illegal votes.

It just happened, in fact:

This happened in the neighboring state of Washington. But it doesn't happen in Oregon, huh?

Unrelated: You want violence?

We'll give you all the violence you can take, and then some.

Posted by: Ace at 04:35 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2026 04:35 PM (LdBR/)

2 present!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:36 PM (g47mK)

3 First, I guess.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 04:36 PM (vFG9F)

4 Ha ha, Blade the Tardy.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2026 04:36 PM (LdBR/)

5 Oh well. That's what I get for reading the content.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 04:37 PM (vFG9F)

6 I suppose someone should get the parties to define "clean the voter rolls."

Hope it's not, like with a cloth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 04:38 PM (NwnyJ)

7
I'm so not tired of all the winning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2026 04:38 PM (y9nCu)

8 see the update!

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

9 All the blue states do it, this is how they stay blue.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 04:39 PM (YwEeS)

10 Someone better be watching for these 800k to be added right back in.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 04:40 PM (ULPxl)

11
I did enjoy that little rumble!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:40 PM (Jxa0O)

12 This happened in the neighboring state of Washington. But it doesn't happen in Oregon, huh?

Its a little known fact that a person's ethics, morality and character dramatically change just by stepping over a political border.

Happens all the time when criminals, drug runners, sex traffickers and gang bangers from around the world step into this country and instantly become Sparks of Divinity and Treasured Contributors To Our Society™

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (WCaCG)

13 If there are 800,000 ineligible voters on the roles that they admit to, you can be certain there are ten times that many that are actually on the roles.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (0N4FZ)

14
I'll believe it when I see it. Even after I see it I wouldn't believe it. Oregon is completely controlled by the DEMS, top to bottom.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (IifOV)

15 Universal automatic mail in voting.

800,000 ballots delivered to "Addresse Unknown".
He voted straight ticket D-cong.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (/lPRQ)

16 Gotta to win.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (V6+NK)

17 Esperanza Contreras -- Wow...who would have thought that one of our cultural enrichers would have engaged in unethical and illegal activity?! I shan't believe it...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (XMwZJ)

18 Knocked at least two of them right the fuck out LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (YwEeS)

19 Well, I'll be a dirty name!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (pkeXY)

20 see the update!
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:39 PM


Do it. It's too early in 2026 to disappoint Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

21 Damn looked at the video

Posted by: DoctorMew at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XodLO)

22 >>> 18 Knocked at least two of them right the fuck out LOL
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (YwEeS)

Good start. Need more tire irons.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (ULPxl)

23 Looking at Oregon vote totals

2000: 1.4M - 700K D/700k R
2004: 1.7M - 900k D/800k R
2008: 1.7M - 1M D/700k R
2012: 1.8M - 1M D/800K R
2016: 1.8M - 1M D/800k R
2020: 2.3M - 1.3M D/1M R
2024: 2.1M - 1.2M D/900k R

You can see the fraud coming in 2020 - looks like they were using about half of these fraudulent registrations.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)

24 Dude was knocked the fuck out!

Posted by: one hour sober at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (Y1sOo)

25 How many of them vote?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 04:43 PM (9cHSL)

26 though they stress multiple times in the press release that inactive voters do not currently receive ballots, saying at one point, "again, none of the individuals associated with these records will receive ballots, and these inactive records have no impact on Oregon elections."

Bullshit!


If they're being honest, and those 800K voters don't EVER get ballots printed for them?

Then a bunch of names that are NOT in that 800K need to get yeeted, too. Because vote fraud is happening.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 04:43 PM (nhCoE)

27 Tom Fitton is built like a WWE wrestler. But he does his suplex body slams in the courtroom.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 12, 2026 04:43 PM (Dv3i1)

28 Some good haymakers thrown in that vid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2026 04:43 PM (9ShUO)

29 I suppose someone should get the parties to define "clean the voter rolls."

its a cultural affect picked up by spending billions on treating the homeless - we learned lessons.

Like urinating on someone's windshield and using a filthy rag to smear it all in, then demanding payment is "cleaning".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 12, 2026 04:43 PM (WCaCG)

30 At least they don't just make up vote tallies like certain Detroit area precincts did in 2016.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (/lPRQ)

31 dude winds his uppercuts up from deep in Australia

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)

32 One punch and down!

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (vFG9F)

33 Red megaphone guy never got past a middle-school mentality.

Posted by: pookysgirl, bored in the waiting room at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (wPwTJ)

34 LMAO...the last video towards the end is hilarious. You see this kid in a red jacket strutting up to the guy like he's about to take care of business. Puts his hands up to throw a punch, and get KO'd in a single swing. The fall was similar to a falling tree. Out before he hit the ground. That should be on a loop.

Posted by: Orson at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (dIske)

35 my god liberals are annoying little demons

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (emBoF)

36 Ugh, they will only remove 160K to start, leaving plenty of fraud potential for this election year.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (HLK6f)

37 > Knocked at least two of them right the fuck out LOL
----------
Shoulda' kicked 'em in the balls too. Just on a matter of principle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 04:44 PM (NwnyJ)

38 I thought Red and Black Coat was going to do something because he advanced on the guy like he was a badass but then he went down like David French cleaning off his bull

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

39 Dude drops his umbrella and gets laid the fuck out after one punch.

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (uQzkA)

40 Very fraud does not exist

Ok maybe a little exists but not enough to make a difference

Ok maybe a lot exists but it’s on both sides so whatever

If you don’t outright support voter fraud you’re racist

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (kgFPv)

41 Esperanza Contreras -- Wow...who would have thought that one of our cultural enrichers would have engaged in unethical and illegal activity?! I shan't believe it...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


I hate to be contreras, but I thought it, and I believed it.



.....that's a lie. I love being contrary, even when it isn't a pun.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (nhCoE)

42 MAGA video: 100% justified. Shoving that megaphone in his face is assault.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (zjgNU)

43 >>>LMAO...the last video towards the end is hilarious. You see this kid in a red jacket strutting up to the guy like he's about to take care of business. Puts his hands up to throw a punch, and get KO'd in a single swing

that's what I just said too

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)

44 What an appropriate talisman for impotent rage, a rape whistle.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (8+C2v)

45 When you push MAGA to the breaking point
---
I don't condone violence, but I kinda do that violence.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (krQz2)

46 Some good haymakers thrown in that vid
Posted by: Smell the Glove



Homie tapped out a good half dozen.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (u/kd+)

47

Keith Ellison and Jacob Frey on TV now announcing DHS lawsuit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (pkeXY)

48 Red jacket guy with the umbrella gets himself clocked.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (UjdFS)

49 Damn, that dude is a brawler.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (UGyV5)

50 Never drop your umbrella.

Posted by: The Penguin at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (9cHSL)

51 Blowing that siren right in someone's ear is probably some kind of assault.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (vFG9F)

52 If there are 800,000 ineligible voters on the roles "

Sure.

Now do school enrollment numbers, census numbers, taxes...

It's all Bravo Sierra.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (XuXeR)

53 Red and Black Coat forgot to whisper to his fag buds "hold me back" before advancing.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (Y1sOo)

54 that's what I just said too
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
---
Will there be a Steve Inman breakdown?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (krQz2)

55 Overall, you can see something changed between 2000-2004 and then 2016-2020.

They implemented vote by mail in 2000 which is interesting because it shows NO increase in turn out over 1996 - the increase instead comes in 2004. One presumes they figured out how to tweak the numbers only after having one sort of legitimate vote...

And then in 2020 well...its obvious what they did adding 500K votes or just under 30%

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)

56 That beating has gotta be A.I.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (wGerL)

57
>>Oregon paused removals in 2017.

---------------

Gee, why? Did something happen in late 2016 that made them do that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (Jxa0O)

58 36 Ugh, they will only remove 160K to start, leaving plenty of fraud potential for this election year.
Posted by: PaleRider

Those will be dead or moved to other jurisdictions, the remainder are contacted by mail, have to fill out a postcard to stay registered or if that postcard does not come back, then are removed from the rolls.

GOP and activists groups are not waiting for the token lawsuits and Trump admin is cross checking welfare rolls, immigration rolls, etc. to determine additional voter fraud.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6)

59 Knocked at least two of them right the fuck out LOL
----------
Shoulda' kicked 'em in the balls too. Just on a matter of principle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Since it's going to be on film for posterity, teabag them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (u/kd+)

60 I love how they all blow whistles in unison like some kind of “danger danger danger” thing. They’re all so very much retarded.

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (kgFPv)

61 I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

62 Blowing that siren right in someone's ear is probably some kind of assault.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 04:47 PM (vFG9F)

It is.

The whole "I'm not touching you" doesn't work in the real world. It's assault.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (zjgNU)

63 The Justice Department has fired the No. 2 official in the U.S. attorney’s office for the Eastern District of Virginia after he declined to lead the controversial prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey, according to multiple people briefed on the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity to speak freely.
According to MS Now, McBride also secretly met with federal judges in the Eastern District of Virginia without Halligan’s knowledge.

Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (r5p5k)

64 Pussy ass bitches blowing their whistles

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (uQzkA)

65 Red and Black Coat led with his chinless

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)

66 Oregon county-by-county 2024 final presidential election results (gov.oregonlive.com):

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3tfm4nta

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

67
Dude drops his umbrella and gets laid the fuck out after one punch.
Posted by: NCKate

============

I'm always amazed at how quickly they drop. Didn't they have siblings growing up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Jxa0O)

68 "Hey guys-guys"

..after a bunch of their dudes are laid out.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (krQz2)

69 saying at one point, "again, none of the individuals associated with these records will receive ballots

because they're fictitious people. Obviously they can't pick up their mail. That's Democrats operatives are for.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (o+M0O)

70 61 I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out"
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

That's a good soundtrack for that video.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (8+C2v)

71 I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out"
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

That was LL Cool J before he became an actor, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

72 I thought Red and Black Coat was going to do something"

He did. Probably not what he thought he was going to do, tho.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)

73 >>> We'll give you all the violence you can take, and then some.


Sure would be nice if folks would recognize that shining lasers in people's eyes or making loud noises in their is assault and merits any more direct physical response up to including lethal force.

... and none of that pretend "intended to stop" shit either - fbcker blasted an air horn in my ear or lased me so killing them stone dead should be just fine.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 04:50 PM (/lPRQ)

74 Someone gets in my face with a bullhorn and then follows me Around is gonna get a face full of pepper spray. If that isn’t enough of a deterrent, a bullet to the midsection.

And I’d a used that flagpole to jam a hole in their face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 04:50 PM (W2Pud)

75 Here's a question. Why hasn't the Republican Party in Minnesota sued the state over its ridiculous "vouch for 8 people" voter registration policy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (AC1H4)

76 1) end mail-in voting as OR does
2) dump all voting rolls at the end of odd number years. Everyone reregisters. That way the dead for sure are our purged from the rolls regardless.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (0GYGE)

77 Now Oregon claims to have had about 23% population growth from 2000 until 2022. So you'd expect then around 1.7M votes in 2020 - note that there were 500K overvotes.

And again, they had mail in ballots in 2000 so this isn't "making it easier for citizens to vote"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

78 Blowing that siren right in someone's ear is probably some kind of assault.
Posted by: fd

It is.
The whole "I'm not touching you" doesn't work in the real world. It's assault.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


If you touch him, it's "assault and battery." Words alone are "assault."

I'm not sure where "trying to blow his eardrums out with an air horn at 4 inches distance" fits between those. Probably battery.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (nhCoE)

79 It's a good thing there's video of that little altercation, because you know the hippies would be claiming they were just minding their own business when they were viciously attacked by the mean MAGA man for no reason whatsoever.

Posted by: Jetto at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (hkeq/)

80 I smoked a cigarette after watching that.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (JiBLQ)

81 I'm always amazed at how quickly they drop. Didn't they have siblings growing up?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Jxa0O)

I've never been in a real grown-up fight, but I've sparred with people in martial arts.

I glanced a guy with my heel across the chin. It barely registered to me that I hit him.

He told me he was seeing stars and almost passed out.

Glass jaw is a thing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (zjgNU)

82 That bullhorn should've been sent thru fucker's teeth

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (uQzkA)

83 Knees locked.

Posted by: The Penguin at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (9cHSL)

84 Thank you, ace. I love the FAFO videos.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (sDNVV)

85 You know how to fight fascism, don't you? Just pucker up and blow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (Id863)

86
Keith Ellison and Jacob Frey on TV now announcing DHS lawsuit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

==============

Jacob Fake and Gey
Jacob Fey

trying to figure this out

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (Jxa0O)

87 First rule of fighting: A B C

Always Be Clubbing

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (bNf8H)

88 Wow! That guy could punch!

Posted by: TKO MAGA Man at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (oftw2)

89 "Hey guys-guys"

..after a bunch of their dudes are laid out.
Posted by: Axeman


"Let's you and him settle this, buddy."

Posted by: the pantywaist now saying "guys guys" at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (nhCoE)

90 The Justice Department has fired the No. 2 official in the U.S. attorney’s office for the Eastern District of Virginia after he declined to lead the controversial prosecution of former FBI Director James Comey, according to multiple people briefed on the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity to speak freely.
According to MS Now, McBride also secretly met with federal judges in the Eastern District of Virginia without Halligan’s knowledge.
Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (r5p5k)


If we're lucky, the DOJ will only be 50% corrupt by the time Trump's term is over.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

91 >>> DOJ Fires Top Official in US Attorney’s Office For Eastern District of Virginia After He Secretly Met with Judges and Declined to Prosecute Comey.

Should be fired from a cannon, but I will settled for fired in a cement kiln.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (/lPRQ)

92 That stupid siren or loudspeaker or whatever it was is damaging to that guy's hearing.

Too bad he didn't punch that jackass out immediately when he started,

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (iJfKG)

93 Voter fraud should be a capital crime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (mlg/3)

94 Here's a question. Why hasn't the Republican Party in Minnesota sued the state over its ridiculous "vouch for 8 people" voter registration policy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (AC1H4)
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It's worse. If you are a landlord you can vouch for everybody in your building--perhaps even that you *claim* are in your building.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

95 Keith Ellison and Jacob Frey on TV now announcing DHS lawsuit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (pkeXY)
*****
Lying their asses off.
Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 12, 2026 04:54 PM (NpAcC)

96 DOWN GOES GAY-SIR !!!! DOWN GOES GAY-SIR!!!!

Posted by: Orson at January 12, 2026 04:54 PM (dIske)

97 69 saying at one point, "again, none of the individuals associated with these records will receive ballots

because they're fictitious people. Obviously they can't pick up their mail. That's Democrats operatives are for.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (o+M0O)


Good catch. They're not technically lying when they say the erroneously registered individuals will receive ballots. But someone will receive them.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2026 04:54 PM (FMtrg)

98 Idiot pussboy in the red parka:
Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

99 Wait, I thought invasions were cool with the left.

@Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)

100 Arghhhh. Archimedes = Bill Clinton

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (Riz8t)

101 That bullhorn should've been sent thru fucker's teeth

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 04:52 PM (uQzkA)
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I would have grabbed it and given it a hard bounce against the pavement.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (krQz2)

102 Please do Pennsylvania next in this fraud voting search

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

103 Voter fraud should be a capital crime.

I've seen this discussion in a few places and it goes like this:

The left: There is NO voter fraud

The right: So then how about we make voter fraud a capital offense? If there is none, well, then it doesn't matter right?

The left: You just want to kill immigrants!

The right: So does that mean there is voter fraud after all by "immigrants"?

The left: YOU ARE RACIST

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (sKqQm)

104 PDT just imposed unilateral sanctions on every country transacting with Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (RIvkX)

105 94 Here's a question. Why hasn't the Republican Party in Minnesota sued the state over its ridiculous "vouch for 8 people" voter registration policy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM (AC1H4)
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It's worse. If you are a landlord you can vouch for everybody in your building--perhaps even that you *claim* are in your building.
Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

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Yeah, but why hasn't the Republican Party sued the state to end that policy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (AC1H4)

106 Hornet spray shoots about 20 feet and can be an effective assault ender.

Posted by: Black Flag at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)

107 97 erroneously registered individuals will NOT receive ballots

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (FMtrg)

108 That stupid siren or loudspeaker or whatever it was is damaging to that guy's hearing.ke

Yeah, I ain't showing up for none of this mess, but I'd be sure to wear ears and eyes and a stab vest before I'd get near one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (mlg/3)

109
That stupid siren or loudspeaker or whatever it was is damaging to that guy's hearing.

Posted by: naturalfake

==============

It is. It should be entirely legal to forcibly stop someone from using a thing like that on you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (Jxa0O)

110 Keith Ellison and Jacob Frey on TV now announcing DHS lawsuit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 04:46 PM (pkeXY)


DHS isn't allowed to enforce federal law in Minnesota?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

111 Voter fraud should be a capital crime.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


The problem with making things capital crimes is that it makes all other crimes--including other capital crimes--free.

If vote fraud is a capital crime, you might as well murder all the witnesses. And then burn down the building. They can't kill you more than once for it.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (nhCoE)

112 Im back from the future.here what will happen.

A “ judge” will agree with the lawsuit and put a TRO on all ice enforcement. The msm and Reddit will celebrate. Until about 36 hours later real
Judges will say LOLGF to the district judge and overturn it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (kgFPv)

113 I'm swingin' in the rain, just swingin' in the rain
what a glorious feelin', I'm happy again

Posted by: MAGA dude what just clocked two homos at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (UjdFS)

114 PDT just imposed unilateral sanctions on every country transacting with Iran.
Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (RIvkX)
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Eh. It's something, I guess.

I think Iran has bigger problems, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (ESVrU)

115 I'm honestly shocked.
WA next plz

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 04:57 PM (xcxpd)

116 I thought the guy with the flag was going to pivot the flagstaff right to the crotch. Loudspeaker guy would have been down for the count.

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

117 saying at one point, "again, none of the individuals associated with these records will receive ballots

because they're fictitious people. Obviously they can't pick up their mail. That's Democrats operatives are for.


A few deep dives on voter enrollment have shown it is common in cities for hundreds or even thousands of ballots to go to empty buildings - old warehouses no longer being used.

The standard answer to this is that it isn't fraud its where the homeless population lives. Which of course is basically unprovable at best and obviously makes it trivial for people to fraudulently submit mail in ballots.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

118 Yeah, but why hasn't the Republican Party sued the state to end that policy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (AC1H4)
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Don't ask me, I gave up on the Republican party years ago.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (krQz2)

119 PDT just imposed unilateral sanctions on every country transacting with Iran

===

Islamic Republic of Iran...


Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (g47mK)

120 Hornet spray shoots about 20 feet and can be an effective assault ender.

Posted by: Black Flag at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (oftw2)

So does an uzi.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (snZF9)

121 Yeah, but why hasn't the Republican Party sued the state to end that policy?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 04:56 PM (AC1H4)


Maybe for the same reason the Arkansas Republican Party doesn't bother conducting outreach on the University of Arkansas campus.

Posted by: Emmie at January 12, 2026 04:58 PM (FMtrg)

122 Duke Nuke'm in last video ran out of bubblegum.

The Leftoid idiots are convinced, even after Kamikaze Karen, that they cannot be touched.

Time to disabuse them of that fantasy before the death squads do come about.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (3hJhH)

123
Here's a gal who needs the spanking her parents never gave her:

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/201012283855

3047251


Ladies, don't be like this immature, retarded harpy.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)

124 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)

125 Shocking that the Antifa megaphone idiot didn't expect the left hand.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (2ap+5)

126 "Hey guys-guys"

..after a bunch of their dudes are laid out.


"Okay, I think he's had enough".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

127 And in WA state, it was okay for the postman to stop delivering my mail, including ballots, even though I hadn't changed my address. He contued to deliver mail for people that hadn't lived there in years and that we'd returned. But I was the only person receiving Hillsdale College material. His supervisor thought this was okay.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (+mUZM)

128 Eh, Trump already said 2028 is wide open.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)

129 >>> 99 Wait, I thought invasions were cool with the left.

@Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)

Seriously? You people weren't kidding when you called that timwalz a fag.

Posted by: Zombie Robert E. Lee at January 12, 2026 05:00 PM (ULPxl)

130 1) end mail-in voting as OR does
2) dump all voting rolls at the end of odd number years. Everyone reregisters. That way the dead for sure are our purged from the rolls regardless.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 12, 2026 04:51 PM


It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

131 2026 is more of a worry

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:00 PM (g47mK)

132 That last video

MAN I hate people

Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 05:00 PM (ZxPkt)

133 124 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)

Sure Jan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)

134 I'm from Chicago. What they could do with 800,000 phony names! Oh, never mind. They've elected democrat mayors since 1930.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (tntiz)

135 124 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!

Posted by: runner


Sit down. The adults are talking.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (Riz8t)

136 Here's a gal who needs the spanking her parents never gave her:

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/201012283855

3047251

Ladies, don't be like this immature, retarded harpy.
Posted by: naturalfake

I've got an uppercut for her.

Posted by: MAGA dude what just clocked two homos at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (UjdFS)

137 Sure Jan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (xcxpd)


sure Jan

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (g47mK)

138 What's a Federal invasion? Is like in the War of Northern Aggression?

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (vFG9F)

139 Sit down. The adults are talking.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM (Riz8t)

Sure Jan

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:02 PM (g47mK)

140 As laughably not-ready-for-prime-time (shall I say) as Walz is, remember that he beat the Republican running against him.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 12, 2026 05:02 PM (0JK3r)

141 Vance need a few more lunches with Cucker Traitson to set him on a right track.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:02 PM (g47mK)

142 I'm gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out"
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 12, 2026 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

That was LL Cool J before he became an actor, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)

Yes, but it's not Ice Tea

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 12, 2026 05:02 PM (NtVYv)

143 MAGA video: 100% justified. Shoving that megaphone in his face is assault.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM


He also hit him with the megaphone at least twice that I saw on the video, that's battery followed up by harassment. He's lucky all he got was knocked out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:02 PM (0N4FZ)

144 https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/201012283855

3047251


If you folks are gonna do this, could you maybe put the line break at one of the slashes to make the %20 easier to find.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 05:03 PM (ExV1e)

145 As laughably not-ready-for-prime-time (shall I say) as Walz is, remember that he beat the Republican running against him.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


The GOPe does love their designated losers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 05:03 PM (mlg/3)

146 124 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!

Posted by: runner

Sit down. The adults are talking.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 05:01 PM


Spheniscidaephile.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

147 140 As laughably not-ready-for-prime-time (shall I say) as Walz is, remember that he beat the Republican running against him.

It's Minnesota. That's like being angry because Jasmine Crockett will lose in TX.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 12, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

148
You can see the fraud coming in 2020 - looks like they were using about half of these fraudulent registrations.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 04:42 PM (

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And gives 800,000 gives a heck of a margin of FRAUD.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 05:03 PM (tntiz)

149 Dude telegraphed his punches so you could time them with an hourglass.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 12, 2026 05:04 PM (GSe6k)

150 "Dude telegraphed his punches so you could time them with an hourglass.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts"

I don't think it mattered. The guy at the end saw them coming and ducked his head so he got punched in the side of the head three times.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

151 1) end mail-in voting as OR does
2) dump all voting rolls at the end of odd number years. Everyone reregisters. That way the dead for sure are our purged from the rolls regardless.
Posted by: Cow Demon

It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


"It shouldn't be easier to get a gun than it is to vote!!"

"So, you want guns mailed out to everybody?"

Posted by: the meme about that at January 12, 2026 05:05 PM (nhCoE)

152 The lates story is , Vance invites Cucker to the WH house, and then drags him to the meeting of oil executives. Um, why? Is Cucker an oil expert ?

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:05 PM (g47mK)

153 Check out this 2024 Oregon county-by-county election map:

LINK https://tinyurl.com/3tfm4nta

Posted by: mrp at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (rj6Yv)

154 38 I thought Red and Black Coat was going to do something because he advanced on the guy like he was a badass but then he went down like David French cleaning off his bull
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 04:45 PM (1wjle)
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I LOL'd

Posted by: ballistic at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (5aZAZ)

155 Bear spray. Area effect weapon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (3hJhH)

156 >>> 152 The lates story is , Vance invites Cucker to the WH house, and then drags him to the meeting of oil executives. Um, why? Is Cucker an oil expert ?
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:05 PM (g47mK)

No, but I am!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

157 That guywas just waiting for his limit break meter to fill up and then he unleashed his special attack: old-school haymakers

Posted by: brak at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (jGJov)

158 Get that video to Steve Inman. I want to hear his commentary on that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (viF8m)

159 Here's a gal who needs the spanking her parents never gave her:

https://x.com/Bubblebathgirl/status/201012283855

3047251

Ladies, don't be like this immature, retarded harpy.
Posted by: naturalfake
===============
Here is a short url version of the link

https://tinyurl.com/5crktayz
================
This exemplifies the middle age gender divide in America as much as anything else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (zyFko)

160 FAFO guy has an awesome left.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (rbIOb)

161 >>>Violent Leftwing Sissyboys Get Knocked TF Out

It would be awful if you posted more of this stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (8SKzU)

162 Tucker appears to be on Ozempic. Now he's a dried up nut.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F)

163 A few years ago a similar Judicial Watch lawsuit resulted in a settlement in which LA County agreed to remove up to 1.2M inactive voters.

The methodology of fraud has become somewhat complex, or potentially so. Every single angle and method would be completely eliminated by one weird trick: eliminating all electronics in voting and tabulation. Paper ballots. Something most of the world still does, for exactly the right reason.

Only electronic/digital element should - obviously - be 24/7 webcam on all tabulation activities.

Fulton County GA doing its imitation of Zimbabwe or Maduro-Venezuela when it comes to election process is the only recourse to hide cheating. And of course this needs to be ruthlessly prosecuted, and the state's presidential electoral votes thrown out (hello, midget figures Tom Cotton, Marcia Blackburn, et al). All the info and mechanisms are there. All that's missing are serious voters and institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (U/Byj)

164 I am just axing questions!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (g47mK)

165 Down, like a sack of potatoes! Down, like a store mannequin!

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (UjdFS)

166 I still have mama said knock you out playing in my head. Pass the old gold.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (8+C2v)

167 ... Oregon Secretary of State announces he will now clean 800,000 names from voter rolls.

------------

They could just rename them all to Mohammad Muhammed Mohammed.

/Yeah, I know -- don't give 'em any ideas ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 12, 2026 05:08 PM (outmo)

168 Here is a short url version of the link

https://tinyurl.com/5crktayz
================
This exemplifies the middle age gender divide in America as much as anything else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (zyFko)

Sorry, but she needed a right hook.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 05:08 PM (snZF9)

169 Get rid of the federal Juneteenth Holiday and make election day a federal holiday. End mail in ballots.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (rJ48h)

170 >>> 168 Here is a short url version of the link

https://tinyurl.com/5crktayz
================
This exemplifies the middle age gender divide in America as much as anything else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 12, 2026 05:06 PM (zyFko)

Sorry, but she needed a right hook.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 05:08 PM (snZF9)

I volunteer.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (ULPxl)

171 I'm a peaceful man and I've defused more fights than I've participated in, but every day that goes by with these fucking lefties makes my boner for dealing out ass-whippings harder and harder.

Posted by: ballistic at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (5aZAZ)

172 As laughably not-ready-for-prime-time (shall I say) as Walz is, remember that he beat the Republican running against him.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


D + voter fraud beat DJ Trump...

Posted by: Adriane the Way Too Cynical Critic . . . at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (3ZUWJ)

173 End Motor-Voter

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (3hJhH)

174 >>Get rid of the federal Juneteenth Holiday and make election day a federal holiday. End mail in ballots.


This.

I have endorsed this over and over.

This.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (ZcsJV)

175
Only electronic/digital element should - obviously - be 24/7 webcam on all tabulation activities.


I'm willing to use electronic voting machines for as long as all of the code from touch-screen to tabulator is open source and code frozen at least six months prior to an election.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM (nCgQz)

176 More bullshit revealed:
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redpillbot @redpillb0t

Bret Weinstein’s analysis of the 80 Ivermectin court cases reveals a mind blowing statistic.

In the 40 cases where Ivermectin was permitted, 38 survived.
In the 40 cases where it was not, 38 died.

Using a standard statistical formula, the chances that Ivermectin had no impact are roughly 1 in 20 quadrillion.

Yet, we were denied this treatment.

This is one of the biggest medical tragedies in modern history!
---

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 05:11 PM (krQz2)

177 So does an uzi."

Use a sap. Quieter.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)

178 NAZI!!! NAZI!!!

Posted by: Screaming cat lady at January 12, 2026 05:11 PM (vFG9F)

179 I'm a peaceful man and I've defused more fights than I've participated in, but every day that goes by with these fucking lefties makes my boner for dealing out ass-whippings harder and harder.

I watch a few of these videos as a pep-talk and motivator before a heavy-bag and double-ended-bag workout.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (nCgQz)

180

Spheniscidaephile.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We don't want him.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (oftw2)

181 No, don't make it one day. Nor everybody is sitting at home in one place for like ever. No mail in , but early voting is a must.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (g47mK)

182
Ladies, don't be like this immature, retarded harpy.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (iJfKG)

I would have hit her in the face and knocked those stupid glasses off of her red nose. I believe that's what they want so then they're the victim.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (8+C2v)

183 >>>>Violent Leftwing Sissyboys Get Knocked TF Out


I didn't watch it twice...yet, but one of those guys got knocked out twice, didn't he? Or did the original bullhorn guy just have a similar jacket to the guy who gets poleaxed right near the end?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (ZcsJV)

184 I was told it was horse paste

Posted by: The Penguin at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (9cHSL)

185 Bullshit!

This.
X1000

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (2WIwB)

186 Down, like a sack of potatoes! Down, like a store mannequin!

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2026 05:07 PM (UjdFS)

Down, like Ace on a ClosetMaid catalog.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 12, 2026 05:13 PM (8SKzU)

187 Same day registration and voting. That is an abomination.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:13 PM (g47mK)

188 Breaking: Elon Musk to rename X to "Grooming Gang" in order to prevent Starmer from shutting it down.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 12, 2026 05:13 PM (0U5gm)

189 Did you see the video of Nick Sortor? Being harassed by a mob of vermin in Minneapolis and 911 blew off his calls for help.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 05:13 PM (3hJhH)

190 It's shocking the number of people who have absolutely fried their fucking brains.

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (uQzkA)

191 3 day waiting period.

Posted by: The Penguin at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (9cHSL)

192 He did go down like Ace's 1st Shelving Project.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (ZcsJV)

193 Something's going to happen

@Osint613 2h
NEW 🔴
AFP: Non essential staff at the French embassy have departed Iran.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (mlg/3)

194 motor voter (Clinton's gift of 1993) , very big in D states

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (g47mK)

195 I didn't watch it twice...yet, but one of those guys got knocked out twice, didn't he? Or did the original bullhorn guy just have a similar jacket to the guy who gets poleaxed right near the end?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (ZcsJV)
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On subsequent watches, I think that's the guy with the bullhorn.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (krQz2)

196 He did go down like Ace's 1st Shelving Project.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (ZcsJV)

Damn. I like yours better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (8SKzU)

197 "Non essential staff at the French embassy have departed Iran.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

Nobody left but chefs and chambermaids.

Posted by: Screaming cat lady at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (vFG9F)

198 Willowed from previous thread:

All in all, it's just another dick in the Walz.

Posted by: Jacob Frey, Peak Fraud at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (TezPK)

199 >>On subsequent watches, I think that's the guy with the bullhorn.


Dude's got a glass jaw.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (ZcsJV)

200 It's a good thing there's video of that little altercation, because you know the hippies would be claiming they were just minding their own business when they were viciously attacked by the mean MAGA man for no reason whatsoever.
Posted by: Jetto

10-15-ish years ago, the hippies would isolate a target then surround them with flags, signs, banners, etc. to block cameras. Inside the circle one or two of their comrades would be assaulting the target, and when the target had enough the throng would drop their obstructions in unison so all the cameras caught was the target punching back.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 12, 2026 05:15 PM (JE2u2)

201 Liked how the pushed to far video ended.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (sl73Y)

202 Like a Jason Statham character ‐- in real life.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (1kYfW)

203 That video above: Wouldn't sticking a loud speaker (I'm blanking out on what that hand held thing is), purposely, in someone's ear, be considered assault. I think so. At that point, lead pipe comes out and skulls get crushed. Yes, I know. Fantasy. I'd get arrested and obnoxious shit with ear piercing device would walk. None of this is going to end well.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (sAmhv)

204 Well Ace had the electric screwdriver in reverse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (3hJhH)

205 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)


He gave a great defense of the ice officer who killed the domestic terror bitch.

No issues with him.

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (kgFPv)

206 In the weeks before 2020 election, several independent sorts were documenting the piles (literally) of mailed out ballots accumulating all over Las Vegas. Mail areas, on top of trash cans, all over the place.

A local TV reporter (obviously with good legal help) IIRC mailed in 7 fraudulent ballots (dead people? something confirmable). Five of the seven were counted. And of course the following week Matt Braynard easily found 15K+ fraudulent votes (dead, out of state, minors/ineligible) just using public records. He moved on to GA and found similar numbers - quickly, from his desktop computer.

Outside a few states US elections don't pass minimum muster for integrity. Country really is a farce on some fundamental issues.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (U/Byj)

207 Florida F5 is back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (9cHSL)

208 FAFO guy was also wearing gloves which helped a lot. Those punches would have really hurt his hands without them. Also check out his leg sweep at the beginning before things got hot. That dude has some MMA chops.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (rbIOb)

209 If these folks dont receive ballots or everything is on the up and up, it shouldn't have taken a lawsuit to clean the rolls

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (ItWcy)

210 >>Well Ace had the electric screwdriver in reverse.


In his defense, it said 'Reversible' right there on the box.

It didn't say a god damned thing about it going Forward, too!

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (ZcsJV)

211 Nobody left but chefs and chambermaids.
Posted by: Screaming cat lady


Wait, I think I saw that movie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (mlg/3)

212 He gave a great defense of the ice officer who killed the domestic terror bitch.

No issues with him.
Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 05:16 PM (kgFPv)

he is good on a few things, those that require legal framing for example

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:18 PM (g47mK)

213 I'm a peaceful man and I've defused more fights than I've participated in, but every day that goes by with these fucking lefties makes my boner for dealing out ass-whippings harder and harder.

Posted by: ballistic at January 12, 2026 05:10 PM


In the military under the UCMJ there is an article against that kind of behavior called "provoking speech or gestures". It covers stupid $hit like this. And it can be used as a defense if you stomp on somebody pulling stupid $hit like this.


I have no idea if there is a civilian equivalent but there should be.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:18 PM (0N4FZ)

214 @Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)


Okay. No more federal funds for you, then!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 05:19 PM (SRRAx)

215 It's shocking the number of people who have absolutely fried their fucking brains.

Posted by: NCKate at January 12, 2026 05:14 PM (uQzkA)

People like that are better off living under the ordered society of a brutal dictatorship. Living in a civilized republic broke them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 05:19 PM (snZF9)

216 214 @Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)


Federal Invasion ? WTF is that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

217 Watched the video. Those little bjtches deserved far worse than they got.

Also did the red jacket flop like he was asking for an offensive foul from the ref?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

218 It pleases me to see dirty commies laid low.

MAGA Dude should never have to buy drimks again.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 12, 2026 05:20 PM (8tHGc)

219 at least six months prior to an election.

The one in summer is best.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (Kt19C)

220 "Federal Invasion ? WTF is that ?
Posted by: It's me donna"

Not good.

Posted by: zombie Jefferson Davis at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

221 garrett,

Bullhorn guy ditched his umbrella and did a dramatic unwavering entrance before hitting the ground.

Total humiliation.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (rbIOb)

222 @Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Someone is about to have a bad day when they fund out what the supremacy clause is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (u/kd+)

223 I like the last guy in the red and black walking up so deliberately to get his knock-out in one punch. And then the first guy comes back one more time for his second beatdown.

Posted by: DanMan at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (8uzBS)

224 ..and now a travel advisory for any Americans still in Islamic Republic of I-ran, dual citizens ....

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (g47mK)

225 Yet, we were denied this treatment.

This is one of the biggest medical tragedies in modern history!
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Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 05:11 PM (krQz2)

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I got the horse paste at a farm store until they stopped selling it. Probably had it under the counter for farmers. I called my PCP to get some and he wouldn't authorize it.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 05:22 PM (ZJRmG)

226 That dude has some MMA chops.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:17 PM (rbIOb)


He was telegraphing his punches, but luckily he was hitting leftist soy-boy worms.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2026 05:22 PM (n9ltV)

227 Mail-in voting is similar to not having symptoms is one of the symptoms.

It's garbage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 12, 2026 05:22 PM (aZm/F)

228 Pizza pizza.

Posted by: The Pentagon at January 12, 2026 05:22 PM (9cHSL)

229 Of that 800,000 fake voters, 750,000 of the commie fags will be driving Subarus and voting in Boise soon.

The blue locusts are thick here now.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 12, 2026 05:22 PM (8tHGc)

230 BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Someone is about to have a bad day when they fund out what the supremacy clause is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM


Guarantee there is a liberal judge right now that will be assigned this case and rule that Trump has to pull all ICE people out of minnesota immediately.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

231 Left when AZ tried to enforce immigration law; no way man you can’t usurp the feds in immigration

Left today: no we totally can and should

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (kgFPv)

232 It's Oregon, they wouldn't agree to this unless they have another voter fraud plan in place.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (GGatE)

233 Guarantee there is a liberal judge right now that will be assigned this case and rule that Trump has to pull all ICE people out of minnesota immediately.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

I'm surprised they haven't already

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (VE6XX)

234 I've got one good ear left and I'm really, really sensitive about loud noises in that good one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 05:24 PM (ZJRmG)

235 Guarantee there is a liberal judge right now that will be assigned this case and rule that Trump has to pull all ICE people out of minnesota immediately.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)

They wouldn’t file without knowing the decision ahead of time.

Posted by: Really?? at January 12, 2026 05:24 PM (kgFPv)

236 Election Fraud ought to be a Capital Offense.

Democracy is Precious, after all. Start acting like it. MotherFuckers

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (/5vWn)

237 Bullhorn guy ditched his umbrella and did a dramatic unwavering entrance before hitting the ground.

Total humiliation.
Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM (rbIOb)
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And it was all captured on video to warm the cockles of our black, black hearts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (ESVrU)

238 Question on Facebook:

Would you rather be in a war or deal with daily relationship drama?

487 comments. 99 out of 100 say war.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (u/kd+)

239 Paper ballots, no electronics. Mechanical tabulation of physical paper (like the FL punch-cards) are fine. Few seem to even understand the point of such systems - reliability as well as speed. Check/calibrate the machines (as they did), re-run the ballots a few times. When you get nearly identical results (the norm), you know the count is correct.

The FL 2000 prez numbers reported election night were nearly identical to the numbers that two different media outfits using Big 8 accounting firms came to in their own subsequent independent analysis. Duh.

Election results have generally been reported very quickly *since the telegraph*. Electronics adds zip to the process, all risk for no gain. Thumb drives? Internet connections? Hilarious. The use of electronics is the Nth redundant confirmation of a dumbed down society.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (U/Byj)

240 Wait, so Minnesota seceded from the Union?

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (YwEeS)

241
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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Federal invasion, interesting. Is this a crime? Or a civil offense?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 05:26 PM (Jxa0O)

242 Election Fraud ought to be a Capital Offense.


And not "in twenty years".
End of week. And pray you don't get busted on a Thursday.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:26 PM (u/kd+)

243 >>Guarantee there is a liberal judge right now that will be assigned this case and rule that Trump has to pull all ICE people out of minnesota immediately.


Arizona / Jan Brewer v US Gov. / Obama.

This is settled Law. The Feds can do whatever they choose, wherever they choose re Immigration.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:26 PM (ZcsJV)

244 Correction: You wrote " . . . roughly 20% of Oregon's voter rolls" This is incorrect. It is roughly 20% of Oregon's POPULATION.

Posted by: Isophorone at January 12, 2026 05:26 PM (IG5iM)

245 Nood.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (LdBR/)

246 Wait, so Minnesota seceded from the Union?

Cool! Expel their two senators and eight representatives Right Now.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (WCaCG)

247 It took Florida a few hours to count tens of millions of votes, right? Whatever they are doing , let's do that nation wide!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (g47mK)

248 BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop


*Mississippi, Alabama & Georgia laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (u/kd+)

249
This is settled Law. The Feds can do whatever they choose, wherever they choose re Immigration.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 05:26 PM (ZcsJV)

Denied !

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

250 Street fights aint like the movies. It hurts like a somebitch.
Soy people have no idea.

Posted by: Sifty Boones at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (q2uS7)

251 Question on Facebook:

Would you rather be in a war or deal with daily relationship drama?

487 comments. 99 out of 100 say war.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (u/kd+)

Definitely war.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (snZF9)

252 Guarantee there is a liberal judge right now that will be assigned this case and rule that Trump has to pull all ICE people out of minnesota immediately.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 05:23 PM (0N4FZ)
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Agree. SCOTUS should stop this. But they're not.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2026 05:28 PM (krQz2)

253 Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:21 PM

Hi, Pawn-

OT- I hope you have had a good day. I wanted to thank you for your thoughtful note about my son. He is looking to going to graduate school in the Fall but in the meantime he is looking for a job to help pay for that.

I

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2026 05:28 PM (rZCVI)

254 248 BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop


*Mississippi, Alabama & Georgia laugh.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:27 PM (u/kd+)

General Sherman -- You're up. Atlanta was great and all, but I think you can do better.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2026 05:28 PM (N39Ws)

255 Last Vid: stacking the libtards like cordwood.

Posted by: Brian at January 12, 2026 05:28 PM (iK8a4)

256 If there are 800,000 ineligible voters on the roles that they admit to, you can be certain there are ten times that many that are actually on the roles.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 04:41 PM (0N4FZ


You see, there is a problem bailiffs have in Oregon, the jury pools always seem to have a large number of non-citizens being included. For some reason.
It causes no end of problems because they always say they can't sit on the jury and are excused for that reaons
But Oregon has that motor-voter thing.

It might be that a significant number of the non-purged names on the rolls are not eligible to vote either.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

257 Question on Facebook:

Would you rather be in a war or deal with daily relationship drama?

487 comments. 99 out of 100 say war.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (u/kd+)


Just a guess... 99 out of 100 are not combat vets.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

258 Pulling and snap releasing that megaphone back would help that young man administer his own orthodonture.

Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2026 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

259 234 I've got one good ear left and I'm really, really sensitive about loud noises in that good one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois



Me too, except the other ear isn't that great either, just not as bad. Probably why I reacted to that video. I wanted to jump into it and beat that asshole to a pulp, and then set the pulp on fire. WTF is wrong with the people.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 12, 2026 05:29 PM (sAmhv)

260 2026 is more of a worry
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 05:00 PM (g47mK)


That's OK. I have been repeatedly told that impeachment is no big thing for a President.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 05:29 PM (rbvCR)

261 "He was telegraphing his punches, but luckily he was hitting leftist soy-boy worms."

He had the guy completely measured. Punches were full-bore on target.

Clip ended before he hit the dirt probably on purpose because this was so humiliating.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:30 PM (rbIOb)

262 Would you rather be in a war or deal with daily relationship drama?

487 comments. 99 out of 100 say war.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (u/kd+)

I think they're being a bit flippant... wait does she have big tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s)

263 It'd be great if the DOJ sent a team out to "assist" the scumbag Oregon SoS with the cleaning of the voter rolls.

Of course, that will never happen.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 12, 2026 05:30 PM (BTwEN)

264 Yes. Blowing an air horn can be considered assault, battery, or a similar offense.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 05:30 PM (2WIwB)

265 216 214 @Breaking911 6m
BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)


Federal Invasion ? WTF is that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

Think of the TV comedy show "Whose Line is it anyway". Everything's made up, and the points don't matter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 12, 2026 05:33 PM (N39Ws)

266 Vance is looking more and more like that other great VP - Mike Pence!
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)


That is ok, we will all be RIDE OR DIE JOHN HUNTSMAN when we have no other choice.
He at least is Presidential in speech and position in society.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

267 Lol. Why on Vance?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

268 I was told it was horse paste
Posted by: The Penguin at January 12, 2026 05:12 PM (9cHSL)


More fool you. Paste made from horses is darker and more viscid. That is when you get rid of the hide and hooves first, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 05:35 PM (rbvCR)

269
Bullhorn boy went looking for one good punch and was laid out.

You're a solid soldier for the cause, boy-o!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 05:35 PM (GqBXs)

270 Question on Facebook:

Would you rather be in a war or deal with daily relationship drama?

487 comments. 99 out of 100 say war.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 05:25 PM (u/kd+)

Just a guess... 99 out of 100 are not combat vets.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

No doubt.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 05:36 PM (2WIwB)

271 Something's going to happen

@Osint613 2h
NEW 🔴
AFP: Non essential staff at the French embassy have departed Iran.
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They should have left a week ago. These are easily preventable mistakes, the kind that IF there were a crackdown could also lead to hostage taking of the Jimmy Carter era.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

272 Mail voting fraud is ballots sentbout to places the original resident has vacated sometimes years ago. But that vote geys casted

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

273 Fen,

Your welcome.

He'll get on the short-list unseen after the first cut with a Masters.

Networking is extremely important. He needs to interact with as many professionals he can. A Co-op program would be a very good thing. Also, volunteering at a nearby public park or garden. Do you have anything like an agricultural extension service?

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:38 PM (rbIOb)

274 OK, now do CO. You'll be shocked.

This is penny-ante stuff. These people are using a million invalid registrations to manufacture ballots. That's par for the Dem state course. They all do it.

CO is on the next level. They use fraud-by-mail on a larger scale, but also a much more expansive method. They don't just manufacture Democrat votes - They trash Republican ones by crude methods (throwing out registrations) and sophisticated ones (specially printed envelopes that reveal party registration), and everything in between.

Voting in CO is a travesty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 05:39 PM (BI5O2)

275 BREAKING: Minnesota sues the Trump administration for “federal invasion.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 04:55 PM (mlg/3)


Anything to get the Somali fraud off the news.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 05:40 PM (2WIwB)

276 I'm glad no ballot was sent to my lefty son each election for 4 years after he moved out of state. The ballots just spontaneously generated in our mailbox.

Posted by: Hal Dall at January 12, 2026 05:41 PM (KOwhN)

277 Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 05:38 PM

Thanks so much . I dont know about the co-op thing or the agricultural extension but we do have public parks and gardens he can volunteer with. I will tell him to check it out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2026 05:43 PM (Nx5jP)

278 Nood, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

279 Just a little concerned about what happened after the video ended to the MAGA guy who laid that soy-boy out. He looked like he was rather out-numbered by the leftist jackasses and even a lion can be taken down by a pack of hyenas. Hope he had backup and is safe.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at January 12, 2026 06:00 PM (va0Yo)

280 The asshole with the megaphone siren got KOed twice. He dropped like a tree falling. I would probably go to prison for it, but if I were going anywhere near these people, I’d have a collapsible baton, a small straight razor, and a concealed 9mm. They’re pack animals, and they can smell outsider at 100 paces. Just remember, if you have to start shooting, save a couple for the cellphone videographers. They always have a couple for post event editing.

The voter roll trimming is now, and just for show. Same day registration will put them all back. Ethics mean nothing to them, and they will still win at all costs. Only actual jail will even put a ripple in the system.

Posted by: Advo at January 12, 2026 06:41 PM (jO4mz)

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