Monkey Rampage Cafe

Fukuoka, Japan

Little kitten is probably possessed by a demon.

Who is your dog loyal to?

They tested a dog to see which one it loved more. It was not a close contest.

Taking rescue dogs out for a hike.

A working mom is never off the clock.

Cat decides that four legs are for homos.

Cat plays with his ball.

Rescue donkey loves kisses.

Little dog " " " helps " " ". He's doing his best.

This right ear better not be AI.

Might be top 10 videos of all time pic.twitter.com/rwampo5Rrn
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) January 12, 2026

Your chances of being attacked by a kangaroo after skydiving is very low, but never zero. pic.twitter.com/8mug3F7ShJ
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) January 12, 2026

Conquering Greenland is not going to be easy pic.twitter.com/uOqlyU7vqK
— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod4real) January 12, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM

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1 Huh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (jc0TO)

2 Now how did that first comment disappear?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (u73oe)

3 And now it’s back. I’m losing my marbles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (u73oe)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

5 The time machine is not to be poked.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:48 PM (jc0TO)

6 I think that Greenland video is AI.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

7 The kangaroos jumping the skydiver was hilarious! Kinda like D-Day.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:49 PM (2L+MU)

8 Sure it is fun getting a monkey right up until you have that big job interview with Glamour Mag.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:49 PM (gbOdA)

9 First thing we should do when we take over Greenland is give it a more sensible name.

FreezeYourAssOffLand, maybe.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:49 PM (gtcuf)

10 It's all fun and games until the monkey rips your face off.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (GTqXr)

11
I need a new quest.
Posted by: Delurker
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How about Sheena with a big ol' Oscar Meyer wiener
and drinking funky cold Medina?
Posted by: Tone Loc
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Willowed
You could always help Winona with her trans beaver (porcupine).

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (QVmho)

12 I mean, a single magazine for a Bren? What is that walrus thinking!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (rbvCR)

13 Happy Cafe, ace.

T'anks!

Posted by: Adriane the Way Too Cynical Critic . . . at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (3ZUWJ)

14 I raise you a bear in a jeep where the man smells so bad it has no top.

https://x.com/Super70sSports/status/
2010767845282443403

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:51 PM (gbOdA)

15 Heya Duke!

How are you? Still healing up? EAT ALL THE FOODS. ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (5KFR9)

16 Conquering Greenland is not going to be easy pic.twitter.com/uOqlyU7vqK

— Sweet Meteor O'Death (@smod4real) January 12, 2026

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (g47mK)

17 I think that Greenland video is AI.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

Those tracks for the Toyotas are a Canadian invention, from Grande Prairie, Alberta, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (8zz6B)

18 If we pipe the thermal volcano gas to the beaches we could have a northern Bahamas without the worst part

Bahamians.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (gbOdA)

19 I'm willing to bet the Moron Horde could conquer Greenland in a weekend.

I noticed that polar bears are colluding with penguins in that video. That's their Achilles heel.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (ESVrU)

20 > I think that Greenland video is AI.
-------
snort

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (NwnyJ)

21 Monkeys are asshoe.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (ZcsJV)

22
* sniff *
* sniff *

* relaxes *

Barkeep! Rittenhouses* for the Cafe on me!

* Rittenhouse = 3 shots and a chaser.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (ZJqEv)

23 Hi nurse! I’ve put on about 15 pounds so far.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (u73oe)

24 Willowed:

"The Hill"!!!! The best Italian food I've ever eaten!
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM

We were temporarily living in Webster Groves at that time.
Posted by: toby928(c)

My first "real" job was on the Hill as a busboy at an Italian restaurant.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (u/kd+)

25 You know why there's no CSI West Virginia?

'Cause the DNA is all the same..
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM
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....And there are no dental records...

Posted by: JQ at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (rdVOm)

26 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (gbOdA)

So, Make Greenland Green Again?

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (gtcuf)

27 >>> Ilhan to Elon (their names sort of slant rhyme)

"@IlhanMN
You are one of the dumbest people on earth, my district is literally a majority white district. Your conspiracy theories are laughable and should have no place in a society that cares about facts."

He is definitely dumb...he worked hard to gain his money through hard work and innovation. This whole time, he could have just grifted billions off the taxpayers. What a maroon!

I can't tell if she's swearing the possible charges they can file against her or not. Or if she knows nothing will happen. A conservative politician filed a motion to investigate her bro marriage fraud and the motion died.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (gWBY1)

28 Monkeys are nasty, vile creatures.

Almost as awful as river otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (5KFR9)

29 My first "real" job was on the Hill as a busboy at an Italian restaurant.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM

We ate at some "famous" place whose name escapes me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (jc0TO)

30 Sweating not swearing

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (gWBY1)

31 That's their Achilles heel."

"Ouch "

/Achilles.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (XuXeR)

32
Funny, isn't it, that Minnesotans are botching about loss of business revenue because of DHS in the state, but they said nary a thing when race riots in 2020 took down much more of their business activity.

I guess that it is a matter of who is staging the hootenanny, huh, fellers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (xG4kz)

33 >>Almost as awful as river otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (5KFR9)

lol

embrace the Lore

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (ZcsJV)

34 I'm willing to bet the Moron Horde could conquer Greenland in a weekend.

===

Those polar bears look mean !

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (g47mK)

35 Monkeys are bad, but I think chimps are the worst. I was watching a YouTube documentary on Johnny Weissmuller the other day, and the first time he met Cheetah, the chimp ran at him screaming aggressively. Weissmuller slapped him upside the head, and they were pals from then on.

Don't trust those things. Besides, they remind me of a couple of my mother's brothers; very shifty and always with an eye toward the main chance.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (2L+MU)

36 I first thought it was a cat flying around the room

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

37 >>I'm willing to bet the Moron Horde could conquer Greenland in a weekend.

If we tell JackStraw that Greenland has the Ickiest of the Sticky, we have transportation to the target wrapped up.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (ZcsJV)

38 Panserbjørne!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (jc0TO)

39 And there are no dental records..."

The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise, it would be the teethbrush...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (XuXeR)

40 Those polar bears look mean !
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (g47mK)

Those walrus suits are pretty cool, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (8zz6B)

41 ahhh, Ace the last one just might be AI.. maybe.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (k9/y/)

42 willowed from the Delta Force thread (I'm always tail end Charlie)

re: Red Storm Rising...

I was an engineer in Lockheed Skunk Works, when a hard copy of a book chapter, with a title 'The Frisbees of Dreamland' circulated among us. The book, Red Storm Rising had not been published yet. We had no idea where it had come from, or what it was for.

So, somebody had made sure that chapter was given to the Skunk Works ahead of time, probably to make sure it didn't tread too far.

Tom Clancy had authentic industry help, no question.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (9oOM2)

43 Don't sign me up to take over Greenland. I'd just be concentrating on keeping warm.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:59 PM (KDPiq)

44 Good dude for taking this rescues on a hike.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

45 Are Minnasotians bitching about sending billions to Somalia?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

46 32
Funny, isn't it, that Minnesotans are botching about loss of business revenue because of DHS in the state, but they said nary a thing when race riots in 2020 took down much more of their business activity.

I guess that it is a matter of who is staging the hootenanny, huh, fellers?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 07:56 PM (xG4kz)

Liberals are fucking retarded. Cause and effect isn't hard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2026 07:59 PM (ZLygy)

47 "Top Ten" video must be AI. How can you be that sad when you have a monkey?🐒

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 07:59 PM (nhCoE)

48 I knew it! The polar bears are allied with Big Penguin!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

49 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (cYBz/)

50 Fukuoka is a great city in Japan. Big but not mega-city. Night restaurants are great (set up around sunset and break down late at night, on designated spots outside). Great ramen styles there.

Somehow I think I recall that the Horde's weft-cut loop spent time there.

Haven't found a place in Japan I don't like but Fukuoka and Kyushu in general sort of lead the pack. Though I can see winters up in Hokkaido suiting me fine as a winter sports type.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (U/Byj)

51 Can't we just, like, hook Greenland up to a big ship and tow it south where it will be warmer?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

52 23 Hi nurse! I’ve put on about 15 pounds so far. - Duke Lowell

I need to reverse engineer that process, myself. Good to hear you are convalescing satisfactorily.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (2L+MU)

53 Don't trust those things. Besides, they remind me of a couple of my mother's brothers; very shifty and always with an eye toward the main chance.
Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (2L+MU)

Johnny Weismuller made out real well on his earnings from the Tarzan movie series. The chimp, not so much. Cheetahs never prosper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (8zz6B)

54 The top kitty would describe our newest granddaughter til she reached 2mo of age. She's mellower now, and not at all a demon but very sweet and lovely. However, do not delay or get between her and her warmed bottle. Thankfully she does not have claws.

She does have lungs and yelled loudly in my ear once a week that I was both stupid, slow and should have anticipated her hunger. She was louder than her siblings combined and very stubborn. Which, during growth spurts,you can't predict bottles. Sometimes she was so po'd her grandfather had to walk her, which we think was the plan all along.

I love the monkey roaring over the fake eyelash weeping woman with big red lips. I kept hoping he'd rip off a wig, extension or eyelash as he jumped, totally ruining her moment. However, just like my hoping Barky or Biden would fall down AF1's stairs, I don't always get what I want.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (WONhk)

55 Don't sign me up to take over Greenland. I'd just be concentrating on keeping warm."

This. I'm up for enriching a Cuban bartender...

(Legally, of course)

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (XuXeR)

56 Loss of business revenue?

Must be the hotels refusing to serve ICE.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (KDPiq)

57 >>>I think that Greenland video is AI.
Posted by: Kindltot

don't be a cynic

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (1wjle)

58 The Greenland Defense Force was a more realistic representation of polar bears than any of the Al Gore videos.

Posted by: GuardianB at January 12, 2026 08:01 PM (VYVyP)

59 36 I first thought it was a cat flying around the room

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

Me too, then it registered that it's a monkey.

That monkey has figured out he's the boss around the house.
It's way too late to nip that in the bud.
She better drop that little guy off at the nearest zoo.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (6ydKt)

60
Picked up Finn's ashes from the vet this afternoon. Our gallant little gentleman is home with us forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (t2vGZ)

61 I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: toby928(c) standing in at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (jc0TO)

62 I don't know, Greenland video looks legit to me

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password. It's not stroganoff.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (u/kd+)

64 Our gallant little gentleman is home with us forever."

As it should be.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (XuXeR)

65 I don't know, Greenland video looks legit to me
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM

I have questions about those snow technicals.

Posted by: toby928(c) standing in at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (jc0TO)

66 Then don't.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (9cHSL)

67 Paying the Eskimos $5 M will be real fucking funny watching them add studs, chains, and mudflaps to to exotics.
Like Landman F250s but lambos and ferarris and porches but with the passenger seat filled with 4 sled dogs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (gbOdA)

68 Where's the extra dog sled Trump said the Danes added recently?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:04 PM (6ydKt)

69
I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c) standing

Oh, the answer to this one has been posted here many times.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:04 PM (xG4kz)

70 the helpful little white dog is too cute! those little pink ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2026 08:04 PM (Cjt/F)

71 61 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c) standing in at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (jc0TO)

Sure the monkeys are happy about being fucked since they get blamed for AIDS.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:04 PM (gbOdA)

72 Ahh, I see.
They gave the polar bear soldiers the extra dog sled.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:05 PM (6ydKt)

73 It's pronounced "huku oka".

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2026 08:05 PM (mlg/3)

74 My first "real" job was on the Hill as a busboy at an Italian restaurant.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM

We ate at some "famous" place whose name escapes me.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I would have been there in '78. I can't even remember the restaurant's name. There was another one directly across the street and they traded the best Italian restaurant award every year.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:05 PM (u/kd+)

75 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c) standing

Oh, the answer to this one has been posted here many times.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:04 PM (xG4kz)

Toby is an old enough hand here to know that. I suspect he likes hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:05 PM (zZu0s)

76 I noticed river otters in the stream behind us the other day.

The place has gone to hell.

Damnit.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2026 08:05 PM (cYBz/)

77 The music was so loud in the monkey jumping clip I had no clue what the hell was going on or what she was upset about.

Posted by: Basic audio mixing is dead at January 12, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/)

78
Sheila, She-Rhesus of the SS

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:06 PM (xG4kz)

79 huku oka"

gesundheit

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR)

80 Stop monkeying around lady...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

81 I have questions about those snow technicals.

Posted by: toby928(c) standing in at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (jc0TO)

I thought they looked bad-ass.

If Hasbro had made a GI Joe truck like that in the 80s I'd have been all over it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:07 PM (6ydKt)

82 48 I knew it! The polar bears are allied with Big Penguin! - RedMindBlueState

Sal "Waddles" Ghiaccio - il pinguino de tutti pinguini - stares balefully at his associates, Tony Beaks and Fat Marco

"Ok, whichayou two scemos blabbed?"

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:07 PM (2L+MU)

83 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928

Then don't!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 08:07 PM (k9/y/)

84 /punchline

fuck the monkey and shit in your purse
call me

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:08 PM (gbOdA)

85 I have questions about those snow technicals.
Posted by: toby928(c) standing in at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (jc0TO)

ONe of many manufacturers of such devices:

https://munroindustries.ca/pages/track-systems

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 08:08 PM (8zz6B)

86 Sheila, She-Rhesus of the SS
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:08 PM (u/kd+)

87 >>>Conquering Greenland is not going to be easy

I'm glad that ace screens these to make sure that no AI gets through.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (syz1S)

88 >>Toby is an old enough hand here to know that. I suspect he likes hate fucking monkeys.

That's ridiculous. There's no indication he hates them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (viF8m)

89 No SAABs?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (9cHSL)

90 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c) standing

Oh, the answer to this one has been posted here many times. - Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

You can pick your friends but you can't pick your family?

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (2L+MU)

91 Fuck you too, Koji

Posted by: Oka at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (TbWk/)

92 Nobody in Florida thought about mini tracks on a Toyota

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)

93 Polar bear unit?

339th Inf Reg/85th Inf Div reporting for duty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:10 PM (2GVsD)

94
I am willing to bet that there are multiple locations in that household where liberal amounts of rhesus feces have been smeared over things.

I am not saying that's a rhesus monkey, but with what other primate could I say "rhesus feces" and conjure up a mental link to a popular snack candy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:10 PM (xG4kz)

95 Monkey Rampage Cafe

I gotta agree. George was the character to use in Rampage. Better at climbing and jumping.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 08:11 PM (nhCoE)

96 I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I wish everyone did.

Posted by: George, Curious no more at January 12, 2026 08:12 PM (LQMsX)

97 53 Johnny Weismuller made out real well on his earnings from the Tarzan movie series. The chimp, not so much. Cheetahs never prosper. - Alberta Oil Peon

Maybe that's why they're so ornery.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:12 PM (2L+MU)

98 So we get a Polar Bear at the Little Rock Zoo in about 69.
Well
guess what he is lonely
So the good chillrens of Little Rock save up and buy a Mrs. Polar Bear.
He killed her on the first day.
Watching the news that night was very traumatic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:12 PM (gbOdA)

99 She's crying because there's a monkey

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (DoBxX)

100
A pox on monkey fuckers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz)

101 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (gbOdA)

102 I am not saying that's a rhesus monkey, but with what other primate could I say "rhesus feces" and conjure up a mental link to a popular snack candy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:10 PM (xG4kz)

The new Oreo Reeses kind are OK.
Tried a pack a few months back.

Now I'm thinking about a Baby Ruth in a pool.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (6ydKt)

103 I didn't put those picture on the laptop. I was hacked!

Posted by: The Man in the Yellow Hat at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (Fs+J2)

104 99 She's crying because there's a monkey

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (DoBxX)

Repeatedly jumping on her head.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

105 >>She's crying because there's a monkey

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 12, 2026 08:13 PM (DoBxX)

>>Repeatedly jumping on her head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

You guys are going to put Big Ben out of a job.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (ZcsJV)

106
Last year, I thought that, at long last, performances of the National Anthem would no longer be a platform for "creative" interpretations. I may have been wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2026 08:15 PM (t2vGZ)

107 Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elBeF8xlu0c

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

108 I didn't put those picture on the laptop. I was hacked!
Posted by: The Man in the Yellow Hat

Now I'm really glad I skipped the follow-on book series, The Adventures of Bi-Curious George.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 08:17 PM (nhCoE)

109 Shortest Divorce Court:
He got me a monkey.
Granted!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:18 PM (gbOdA)

110
The new Oreo Reeses kind are OK.
Tried a pack a few months back.

I tried some a couple of days back. I wondered what was the point of the exercise as there was too little of any one of the characteristic components of both constituents to establish any sort of "hmmmm... interesting" flavor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:18 PM (xG4kz)

111
Obligatory monkey story

https://www.bladeforums.com/threads/i-like-monkeys.376590/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2026 08:18 PM (y9nCu)

112 Vance trying to talk Trump out of targeted bombing, or talking him in to negotiation?

I hope Trump follows his own instincts.

I'm guessing Tucker was at that oil executive pow-wow by Vance's invitation. He had a privileged seat at the outer circle of the inner circle.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 12, 2026 08:19 PM (WHfpM)

113 They tested a dog to see which one it loved more. It was not a close contest.

From what I've gather with dogs it usually boils down to who gives them the most attention and who feeds them the most.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:19 PM (6ydKt)

114 >>Repeatedly jumping on her head.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

You guys are going to put Big Ben out of a job.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (ZcsJV)
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Not pictured--the other ten monkeys jumping on her bed.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 08:19 PM (ESVrU)

115 So... the Greenland op might not be an "op."

There is a fairly cogent argument to be made for subsuming it. It sits pretty much under the flightpath of Soviet ICBM's

I'd argue something out in the Pacific would be of greater concern... but you know what? We're already dealing with that. Greenland, and by extension, Canada is a real soft spot in our defense.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (NwnyJ)

116 Or, let Trump here a different viewpoint, no matter how whacked the messenger? I dunno. We can all get into our own echo chambers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (zZu0s)

117 I tried some a couple of days back. I wondered what was the point of the exercise as there was too little of any one of the characteristic components of both constituents to establish any sort of "hmmmm... interesting" flavor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:18 PM (xG4kz)

Yeah, it's not terrible.
I expected more, I guess.

Haven't bought any since so it obviously isn't addictive.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (6ydKt)

118 The Inuits employ special boots called "ᐱᖑᐃᓐ ᐊᕿᔨ" (penguin kickers) to dispatch annoying penguins. As penguin have a density approximating that of a football, they are easily kicked for great distances while sustaining little injury. They will eventually return however, only to be kicked away again, a pastime in which the Inuits find great sport.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (vFG9F)

119 Not pictured--the other ten monkeys jumping on her bed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

They are cheaper if you buy them by the barrel.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (nhCoE)

120 Now I'm really glad I skipped the follow-on book series, The Adventures of Bi-Curious George.
Posted by: mikeski

Curious George was an ether-addled little shit that never suffered the consequences of his screwups. The Man in the Yellow Hat was an enabler - nothing more.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2026 08:21 PM (cYBz/)

121 There is a moral in this monkey video
Don't get a monkey

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 08:21 PM (Ia/+0)

122 Paying the Eskimos $5 M will be real fucking funny watching them add studs, chains, and mudflaps to to exotics.
Like Landman F250s but lambos and ferarris and porches but with the passenger seat filled with 4 sled dogs.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 08:03 PM (gbOdA)

Chances are that something like that would be like Venezuela's oil money: it goes into a Treasury account and is paid out to the government there for improvements, at a discount from the US.
I bet there are a lot of things they could use that the Danes never cared enough to fund, and they couldn't trade from local resources.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

123 Monkeys will shit down the neck of your shirt, but I think that one had a diaper.
Michael Savage tells a story about a guy in the Bronx who worked in Michael's Dad's store who had a spider monkey and it was OK until the day the monkey decided to kill it's owner (Louie). It bit and scratched and tore Louie up terribly until Louie managed to throw the monkey through a window on the fifth floor.

Posted by: Don't Buy A Monkey. at January 12, 2026 08:22 PM (oftw2)

124 Monkeys are nasty fucking critters that must be beat down. They serve no purpose. Like Somalis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 12, 2026 08:22 PM (BSdIE)

125 Hear. Wtf, hands?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:23 PM (zZu0s)

126
Monkeys are stupid, violent and amoral. Simian Democrats, as it were.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (t2vGZ)

127 Monkeys are one of the things Big Cartoon tricked us about.

We gobbled up their simian agitprop slop like hogs at a Technicolor trough, man.

We thought they were cute, if perhaps a bit mischievous.

Well, they aren't so fun when they're ripping your dick off. It was always a globalist plot to get your unsuspecting tourist crotch within ripping range.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (BI5O2)

128 I had my kitten in to get spayed today. She is too amped from getting off the anesthetic to calm down, so she is in the kennel to keep her from pulling stitches.
Probably two days before I let her out to be sore in GenPop

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (rbvCR)

129 I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

And that's when I lost it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (6ydKt)

130 Braaaass monkey 🐒

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (WmZ5x)

131
You guys are going to put Big Ben out of a job.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 08:14 PM (ZcsJV)
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Not pictured--the other ten monkeys jumping on her bed.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

This recalls the laughably hilarious story of the actress Mayim Bialik a few years back who was bewailing on social media the takeover of her living space by her bullying cat.

There was a simple answer to your dilemma, darlin' -- take the devil kitty to an animal shelter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (xG4kz)

132 Monkeys are nasty fucking critters that must be beat down. They serve no purpose. Like Somalis.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

There's four monkeys and a goat running around North St. Louis. No one knows where they came from.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (u/kd+)

133 One of my father's great tales is from his HS days when his friend decided to dye his Green Monkey Lime Green for St Patrick's Day.

Monkey escapes, wreaks havoc over a small portion of Larchmont NY. Terrorizing at least one Nell Carter sized black woman at a Bus Stop.

Much hilarity ensues.

Always love hearing that one.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 08:25 PM (ZcsJV)

134 Similar IQs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 08:25 PM (9cHSL)

135 Relevant:

https://youtu.be/LNjuxtjtuWg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 08:26 PM (8zz6B)

136 Penguin Facts is a Fountain of Misinformation as usual. Penguins have not colonized Greenland yet. We are waiting for the go-ahead from President Trump and the Secretary of War. Soon.

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 12, 2026 08:27 PM (oftw2)

137 Tales of the Gold Monkey with Cmdr Decker from Star Trek and the Dad from 7th Heaven who evidently did some very bad things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

138 In other monkey news:

They did capture the last escaped monkey in Mississippi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

139 I'm guessing Tucker was at that oil executive pow-wow by Vance's invitation. He had a privileged seat at the outer circle of the inner circle.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Second look at Vance's counsel?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:27 PM (u/kd+)

140 There's four monkeys and a goat running around North St. Louis. No one knows where they came from.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (u/kd+)
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Dean Koontz has written a horror story or two where something similar happens.

Any secret government labs breeding supersoldier monkeys in the St. Louis area? Under the Gateway Arch maybe?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)

141 MONKEY AND THE ENGINEER

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=F2DwAcDZF4Y

RIP Bob Weir

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 08:28 PM (ZcsJV)

142
Cage death match suggestion: six contestants per side.

Chimpanzees versus House Democrat leadership.

Put your money on the chimps, fellas.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:28 PM (xG4kz)

143 118 Penguin Facts

Importing penguins to engage in that savage sport? A crime against penguinanity! Anti-penguinism is the veritable canary in the coal mine. Soon, the same people will be coming for pandas, sea otters, and even dogs and cats.

Meanwhile, the cabal of left-wing billionaires trying to eradicate penguins - including pizza king Getus L. Mazuma and powerful Louisiana restauranteur Hippolyte d’Orleans McGumbo, who are seeking to corner the market in anchovies and sardines, respectively - have been propping up propaganda organ Penguin Facts ever since this outfit lost its communist funding after the collapse of the Soviet Union, as has been related in investigative reports previously published by independent news source, Paco World News Daily (PWND).

Naturally, the Penguin Anti-Communist Organization, the Penguin Action Caucus Online, Penguins Against Cruel Obloquy and other similar-minded rights groups will continue to fight against Spheniscidaphobia whenever and wherever it rears its ugly, and probably bat-faced, head.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:28 PM (2L+MU)

144
No SAABs?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 08:09 PM (9cHSL)

I used to own a SAAB 99, fun car. One of the Captains in my unit owned a 900 and he used to earn beer money in college by giving someone his keys and betting them that they couldn't start his car.

The ignition isn't on the dash or steering column. Damned dirty Scandis put it between the seats, partially hidden next to the E-brake lever. They moved it to the steering column starting with the 9000 series.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2026 08:29 PM (y9nCu)

145 Re: Tales of the Gold Monkey

The entire series is on ewetub.

https://youtu.be/BSr-ZSBEq7k?
si=8sHtEWYFcauMajyG

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

146 I need to get things ready to take the stray cat in to be spayed. She already wants to come in. I have a large crate I can use to contain her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 12, 2026 08:29 PM (+mUZM)

147
There's four monkeys and a goat running around North St. Louis.

You sure those are monkeys?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:29 PM (xG4kz)

148 Vance trying to talk Trump out of targeted bombing, or talking him in to negotiation?
I hope Trump follows his own instincts.
I'm guessing Tucker was at that oil executive pow-wow by Vance's invitation. He had a privileged seat at the outer circle of the inner circle.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 12, 2026 08:19 PM (WHfpM)

I wonder why Trump had Tucker in for a private lunch prior to that. Seems an odd thing to do for someone who is so far beyond the pale. Maybe as a favor to his sons, the ones that are running his old businesses?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:29 PM (rbvCR)

149 Frankly, I'll bet there are some exceptionally intelligent Great Apes who are smarter than an average Somali. Probably some bears, dolphins, and Malinois dogs, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:30 PM (BI5O2)

150 Should have been in bed awhile ago, was napping when I got home
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 08:30 PM (Ia/+0)

151 I had the sound down, but, I saw the big black tights and damn.

Posted by: Accomack at January 12, 2026 08:30 PM (/fbTJ)

152 Second look at Vance's counsel?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:27 PM (u/kd+)

Yeah, we should get rid of Vance. DeSantis ride or die.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)

153 Any secret government labs breeding supersoldier monkeys in the St. Louis area? Under the Gateway Arch maybe?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's a museum under the arch. Maybe that's what they want us to think!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (u/kd+)

154 I hate to say it but Trump may have been wrong.

https://is.gd/44hNhC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (L/fGl)

155 I remember us owning a monkey when I was about 3 or 4 years old. It died when my older brother sat on it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (Vh9CX)

156 Any secret government labs breeding supersoldier monkeys in the St. Louis area? Under the Gateway Arch maybe?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's a museum under the arch. Maybe that's what they want us to think!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (u/kd+)
---
It really is the perfect cover.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (ESVrU)

157 The TV aired version of The Final Countdown is on YouTube right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQWj26605gc

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

158 They are cheaper if you buy them by the barrel.
Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 08:20 PM (nhCoE)

What fun!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

159 >>I wonder why Trump had Tucker in for a private lunch prior to that. Seems an odd thing to do for someone who is so far beyond the pale. Maybe as a favor to his sons, the ones that are running his old businesses?

Or maybe to get him to stop sounding like a retard by forcing him to listen to facts. Probably a long shot at this point but one last chance and all that.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 08:32 PM (viF8m)

160
I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I wish everyone did.
Posted by: George, Curious no more

Now you're yellow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 08:33 PM (pkeXY)

161 I bet there are a lot of things they could use that the Danes never cared enough to fund, and they couldn't trade from local resources.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

Tanbreez

I just ran across it today.

It's some stupidly rich deposits including high concentrations of Gallium.

Pro tip: skip the tanbreez.com site. If they mine like they design websites, it'll be worthless.

Posted by: The CCP, just CCPing over here at January 12, 2026 08:33 PM (w/O5Q)

162 After watching that video, I'm having second and third thoughts about the U.S. annexing Greenland.

Posted by: Just reporting at January 12, 2026 08:33 PM (Z1oJ3)

163 /off sock

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 12, 2026 08:34 PM (w/O5Q)

164 Paco World News Daily (PWND).
Penguin Anti-Communist Organization
Penguin Action Caucus Online
Penguins Against Cruel Obloquy

All financed by Big Penguin. Somebody is getting rich.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 12, 2026 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

165 That kangaroo reminds me of Renee Good.

Fuckin’ Renee Good.

Posted by: EFG at January 12, 2026 08:34 PM (53z0x)

166 *watching Tales of the Gold Monkey*

Interesting how much of this pilot is establishing shots.

But, they have established:

-in South pacific.

-pilot, leather jacket man

-dog

-boat plane

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

167
The Gateway Arch is a short distance stargate to a companion arch located in the jungles of Zaire.

There will come a day when it activates and disgorges thousands of primate warriors with slavering maws upon an unsuspecting public.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (xG4kz)

168 If I bought a monkey, it would be a Capuchin. I would train it to sit on my shoulder and hurl shit at affluent white women. If they complain I'll say it's only trained to throw shit at racists. See if they have the nerve to contradict a Hispanic immigrant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)

169 Tim Walz says he's going to "ride Republicans like they've never been ridden before."

Really glad he doesn't know how to operate that shotgun.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (7DKa5)

170 Little kitten is probably possessed by a demon.

What exactly is in that white powder? Kitty wants!

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (JmfGy)

171 Tampon Timmy is once again projecting his sexual fantasies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:36 PM (2GVsD)

172 >>>>>Can't we just, like, hook Greenland up to a big ship and tow it south where it will be warmer?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 12, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)
******
That is hilarious. Well done!!!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 12, 2026 08:36 PM (fPvmg)

173
I wonder why Trump had Tucker in for a private lunch prior to that. Seems an odd thing to do for someone who is so far beyond the pale. Maybe as a favor to his sons, the ones that are running his old businesses?

Maskirovka.

"We're negotiating with the mullahs for a C17 full of cash in exchange for putting out a hit on Bruce Springsteen."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2026 08:36 PM (y9nCu)

174 >160
I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I wish everyone did.
Posted by: George, Curious no more

Now you're yellow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 08:33 PM (pkeXY)

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Posted by: Dieter from Sprokets at January 12, 2026 08:37 PM (GTqXr)

175 Or maybe to get him to stop sounding like a retard by forcing him to listen to facts. Probably a long shot at this point but one last chance and all that.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 08:32 PM (viF8m)

Yeah, taking up an hour to talk to loon is a terrible use of his time in that case. Very suspect judgement.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:37 PM (rbvCR)

176 Tim Walz says he's going to "ride Republicans like they've never been ridden before."

Really glad he doesn't know how to operate that shotgun.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (7DKa5)

No thanks, Tim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

177 Trump did not have luck with Cucker Trollson. It was VANCE. And then Cucker crashed the oil exec meeting. He was not invited by Trump. end of story.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:38 PM (g47mK)

178 Luck - lunch, lol

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:39 PM (g47mK)

179
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Posted by: Dieter from Sprokets

I thought it was, "Would you like to butter my muffin"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:39 PM (xG4kz)

180 If I bought a monkey, it would be a Capuchin. I would train it to sit on my shoulder and hurl shit at affluent white women. If they complain I'll say it's only trained to throw shit at racists. See if they have the nerve to contradict a Hispanic immigrant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

"No, sir, but you can't fool a circle fly."

Posted by: just the punchline at January 12, 2026 08:39 PM (nhCoE)

181 this is from sources in the WH, BTW. Cucker's fangirls are now spreading rumors that he was invited by Trump. he. .was. not. Cucker is a liar, a coward and a traitor.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (g47mK)

182 20 bananas, same as downtown.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (L/fGl)

183 Cucker is about to lose his sponsorships....

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (g47mK)

184 I don't think that gorilla was just a monkey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

185 Okay I need to stop watching The Final Countdown I am matching modex numbers.

When HS-9 Sea King 773 lands aboard Nimitz, parked behind it is A-7E 412 of the Sidewinders. Just a little bit later it is 412 that has an inflight emergency as the time portal catches up to the carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD)

186 >>Yeah, taking up an hour to talk to loon is a terrible use of his time in that case. Very suspect judgement.

ha

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m)

187 For those of you that can read Twitter, this is one of the most subtle, most masterful, and from time to time the most hilarious, troll accounts I've ever seen. "She" has already fooled several of the leading lights of rightwing Twitter.

Example post:

When you see an ICE agent throw a protestor to the ground just remember these are YOUR teachers, YOUR therapist, the entire human recourses department at YOUR work. These are real people and deserve to be treated as such.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (7DKa5)

188 Trump did not have luck with Cucker Trollson. It was VANCE. And then Cucker crashed the oil exec meeting. He was not invited by Trump. end of story.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:38 PM (g47mK)

DeSantis Ride Or Die, man,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (rbvCR)

189 the Ayatollah's spinning his nonsense on TV on Iranian TV on a loop (of course! they are on the same wavelength! he spews the same propaganda that they do!) , while shooting the protesters was precious

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:42 PM (g47mK)

190 Clearly we need Greenland for ICE headquarters.

Posted by: Piercello at January 12, 2026 08:42 PM (NRGJj)

191 Forgot to link: https://x.com/ClaireFosterPHD

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:42 PM (7DKa5)

192 DeSantis Ride Or Die, man,
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (rbvCR)

Poshel nahyi , bolvan. Idi k svoey zhene, plachsya eyi.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (g47mK)

193 Ack

Sea King 733, last four of Bu No is 9010, of HS-9

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (2GVsD)

194 I remember when I was 6 I had a good friend across the street my age, and his older sister had a monkey. We were in awe of how grown up she was because she was 14.
My friend had a big birthday party at his house, lotta kids (mostly 6 year olds), and his sister came out to show off her spider monkey. Well the kids were all yelling and grabbing at it, and it got scared so it jumped on top of her head out of their reach, but it started pulling her hair to hang on. So she yelled and started trying to yank the monkey off, but this just made the monkey pull her hair harder while all the kids yelled even louder.
Then we looked up and we saw that monkey so scared that bright yellow streams of monkey pee began running down his sisters face. Total chaos ensued!

That is the first time in my life I remember falling on the ground and laughing until tears came out my eyes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (QkvGw)

195 We always had big dogs -no more, unfortunately, can't take good care of them anymore - but I always made sure that they bonded with my wife.
Big dogs. > 90#
Little dogs, it's cute, big dogs it's useful.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (4YokX)

196 I guess Tucker will always have a place to hang his hat though as he lives rent free in the heads of so many.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

197 It's her hot lips. They are driving the poor monkey crazy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 08:44 PM (ZwdAr)

198 Now you're yellow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 08:33 PM

No yellow!

Posted by: Curious Hunter at January 12, 2026 08:44 PM (ZJqEv)

199 164 All financed by Big Penguin. Somebody is getting rich. - Penguin Facts

Well, it certainly isn't me!

Lights up another Cohiba with a double-sawbuck.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 08:45 PM (2L+MU)

200 Cucker's superfans are not very original. But very loyal!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

201 >>I remember when I was 6 I had a good friend across the street my age, and his older sister had a monkey.

Who are you people who grew up around monkeys? I got to see a monkey a couple times when I was a kid when my parents took me to a zoo.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 08:46 PM (viF8m)

202 And then when 733 lands aboard the carrier, the Bu No changes.

Continuity, schmontnuity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

203 So that's what it's like to have a monkey on your back.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

204 Little dogs, it's cute, big dogs it's useful.
Posted by: buddhaha
---

Little dogs can wake one up to a burglar as well as a big dog. They eat less, shit less and take up less room.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 08:47 PM (ZwdAr)

205 And then when 733 lands aboard the carrier, the Bu No changes.

Continuity, schmontnuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

Hey, it was the 80s. Not like there were a ton of Navy vets who might ask questions if they got something wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)

206 I grew up down the street from a girl who married the trainer of the chimp from those Clint Eastwood movies. They had that chimp for years till it finally died. He was a black belt. The trainer, not the chimp.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 08:47 PM (gtcuf)

207
Who are you people who grew up around monkeys?

Oh, please, it's "monkey adjacent".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:48 PM (xG4kz)

208 Mrs. Splunge and I used to keep one little dog and one big dog. Then we moved to the desert, where a little dog is basically just a snack for the coyotes. So now it's two big dogs.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:48 PM (7DKa5)

209 What exactly is in that white powder? Kitty wants!
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (JmfGy)
----
Catnip is a helluva drug.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (ESVrU)

210
I grew up down the street from a girl who married the trainer of the chimp from those Clint Eastwood movies. They had that chimp for years till it finally died. He was a black belt. The trainer, not the chimp.
Posted by: Delurker

Orangutan, not chimp.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (xG4kz)

211 You have to some super duper special kinda of traitor to have the fucking Ayatollahs use your speeches to boost their cockamamie propaganda. That was a total Cucker get! go ahead , defend him , superfans.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (g47mK)

212 Conquering Greenland is not going to be easy

Heh, pretty cool. We need to get them a more dignified flag, though.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (JmfGy)

213 I'm "legally blind" enough to own a Capuchin in the state of CO. I should see what the laws are here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (BI5O2)

214 Cucker is about to lose his sponsorships....
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:40 PM (g47mK)

Absolutely correct that he lose them. Consensus must be maintained, and voices like Tucker's break that collective understanding that our strength relies on

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (rbvCR)

215 Penguin Facts is, as always, absolutely correct. It is refreshing to know that there are those who stand four-square and rock-ribbed for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

Thank you, Penguin Facts!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

216 Do monkeys drink?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 08:50 PM (9cHSL)

217 https://x_dot_com/ClaireFosterPHD
(I modified the url so someone doesn't inadvertently wind up there)
"169 IQ" Yeah, right. If your base population is Somali, maybe.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 08:50 PM (4YokX)

218 When you see an ICE agent throw a protestor to the ground just remember these are YOUR teachers, YOUR therapist, the entire human recourses department at YOUR work. These are real people and deserve to be treated as such.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (7DKa5)
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Uh...that's not quite the winning argument that person thinks it is...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 08:50 PM (ESVrU)

219 Aetius

Oh I know, for the filming they had several F-14As painted up as 202 and 203, the Zero killers. So Bu Nos are a guess at best.

The hero shots showing the front of both F-14s show deviations from standard paint. Need to check notes, but one was completely missing the walkways atop the intakes while the other Tomcat only had a walkway on the left intake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:51 PM (2GVsD)

220 Poshel nahyi , bolvan. Idi k svoey zhene, plachsya eyi.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (g47mK)

And to think you kiss your sister with that mouth.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)

221 Runner, if you like Huntsman better, just say.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)

222 Do monkeys drink?

-----

Yep, at least beer that I know of. But I'm gonna keep my Capuchin hopped up on jungle juice and Taco Bell. I want him belligerent at all times, with one in the chamber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:53 PM (BI5O2)

223 The early-30s Our Gang films always had these random monkeys hanging around. Like that time Stymie thought his little brother Cotton got turned into a monkey when his brother wandered off and the monkey sat in his place.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 08:53 PM (gtcuf)

224 Continuity is the hobgoblin of small auteurs.

Posted by: Don Taylor at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (0sNs1)

225 Keep in mind all these Vance leaks are intended to drive a narrative for political advantage. These are not the whispers of angels passing on divine truths in disinterest.

Proof, not rumors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (xcxpd)

226 *finds notes*

202 had one walkway.
203 had no walkways.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (2GVsD)

227 KIndltot, thanks for sharing that touching story on the other thread :

"Watching my grandmother and my step mom smoking pot out of my half-brother's stash was the second most embarrassing things I have ever witnessed.

The most embarrassing thing was watching my 68-YO step sister and my dad's 74 YO girlfriend feeling each other out to see who was holding. At the local diner.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR)

Nothing you post should surprise me. Seek help. Really. You will not need the internet or substances to feel good about yourself.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (g47mK)

228 Proof, not rumors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (xcxpd)

This.

But the drumhead needs no proof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

229 217 https://x_dot_com/ClaireFosterPHD
(I modified the url so someone doesn't inadvertently wind up there)
"169 IQ" Yeah, right. If your base population is Somali, maybe.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 08:50 PM (4YokX)

Thank you. I don't think I've seen that before, putting stuff in a URL to avoid it being live. What's the reason? Should I start doing that every time?

I want to emphasize that this is a humor account, and if you refute the posts instead of getting the joke, you were snared. Sort of along the lines of Andrew Doyle's Titiania McGrath creation.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:55 PM (7DKa5)

230 Anna Puma, have you seen the new Tamiya 1/72 F-14? Looks like a beautiful kit.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 12, 2026 08:55 PM (h/O4U)

231 But I'm gonna keep my Capuchin hopped up on jungle juice and Taco Bell. I want him belligerent at all times, with one in the chamber.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:53 PM

Consider getting a penguin. Longer range, higher-capacity magazine, and much more mephitic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 08:56 PM (0sNs1)

232 I've found exactly 2 AI things that are actually funny on the Youtubes. One is a parody of woke newscasts, and the other is a series where these alley cats are all in this cat mafia and they deal catnip and stuff. And have names like Big Tuna and Nine-Lives Nicky.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 08:57 PM (gtcuf)

233 PA Dutchman

I have one of the F-14ds in 1/72. It is indeed an exquisite beauty. Detail is very similar to its big brother in 1/48 but some of the parts breakdowns are different.

For example, the intake trunking in 1/72 is one piece slide mold. This kit in its delicate and abundant detail makes the original issue Hasegawa 1/72 F-14A look like a Lindberg kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 08:58 PM (2GVsD)

234 Continuity is the hobgoblin of small auteurs.
Posted by: Don Taylor

What's the rudest goblin? A gof*ckyours elf.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 08:59 PM (L/fGl)

235 223 The early-30s Our Gang films always had these random monkeys hanging around. Like that time Stymie thought his little brother Cotton got turned into a monkey when his brother wandered off and the monkey sat in his place.

Posted by: Delurker

Spanky also rolled the organ grinder's monkey for his change so he had money to ride the taxi.

Posted by: Hey Monkey, Got Any Dough? at January 12, 2026 08:59 PM (oftw2)

236 Poshel nahyi , bolvan. Idi k svoey zhene, plachsya eyi.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:43 PM (g47mK)

And to think you kiss your sister with that mouth.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)
====

Tucker spreading love at AoS again?

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 08:59 PM (RIvkX)

237 That Greenland tiktok group looks like a hard bunch.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (LHPAg)

238 While harboring a penguin may seem to be a good idea at the time, you will find that when one gets the "zoomies" there will be nothing but tears and regret, followed by a through pressure washing.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

239 Tucker spreading love at AoS again?
Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 08:59 PM (RIvkX

Usual witchhunts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

240 130 Braaaass monkey 🐒
Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 08:24 PM (WmZ5x)

That funky monkey

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (xcxpd)

241 The Rascals also had a chimp in the episode where they were caddies. Nasty Chimp broke the golfer's clubs and commandeered the big lawn mower to chase the golfers and commit general mayhem.

Posted by: What Kind Of A Caddie Is That? at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (oftw2)

242 Sidebar question: when did the penguin thing get going? Seems like forever. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

243 ClaireFosterPHD is hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)

244 Do monkeys drink?

-----

Yep, at least beer that I know of. But I'm gonna keep my Capuchin hopped up on jungle juice and Taco Bell. I want him belligerent at all times, with one in the chamber.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 08:53 PM (BI5O2)
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I've heard of monkeys and apes getting hammered on naturally-fermented fruit juices.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 09:02 PM (ESVrU)

245 I've had Monkey Shoulder scotch before. It was ok.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 09:02 PM (xcxpd)

246 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (t2vGZ)

Sorry. However, you have a sweet and old fashioned way to describe your dog.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2026 09:02 PM (PFs9e)

247 Monkeys on my shoulders make me happy...

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:03 PM (gtcuf)

248 Would you look at that. The media was lying again.

>>@USAttyPirro
·
30m
>>The United States Attorney’s Office contacted the Federal Reserve on multiple occasions to discuss cost overruns and the chairman’s congressional testimony, but were ignored, necessitating the use of legal process—which is not a threat.

>>The word “indictment” has come out of Mr. Powell’s mouth, no one else’s. None of this would have happened if they had just responded to our outreach.

>>This office makes decisions based on the merits, nothing more and nothing less. We agree with the chairman of the Federal Reserve that no one is above the law, and that is why we expect his full cooperation.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m)

249 Is Monkey Shoulder Scotch authentic?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:03 PM (9cHSL)

250 Now imagine if you will a thousand drunk monkeys pounding away at a thousand typewriters. That is the news.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:03 PM (2GVsD)

251 Tucker spreading love at AoS again?
Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 08:59 PM (RIvkX

Usual witchhunts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

I went looking elsewhere, to see what all the fuss was about...

He's got his brother on his latest podcast. Maybe they said something nice about their mom. That would send some people around these parts into a tizzy of apoplexy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:04 PM (BjWnb)

252 The Monkeys have no tails in Samuanga,
Samuanga,
Samuanga, etc

Name that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

253 There is study somewhere, a poll, I should find it and send it to ace, showing demographics of the audience for all the news shows, regular and online. Cucker has the oldest, somewhere in the 50-60 range on up. Daily Wire has one the youngest. LOL. It really supports what I see.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:04 PM (g47mK)

254 Yep, at least beer that I know of. But I'm gonna keep my Capuchin hopped up on jungle juice and Taco Bell. I want him belligerent at all times, with one in the chamber.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I saw Belligerent Capuchin open for Monkey Majik at Space Banana in 2024.

https://youtu.be/EXoGs9edhc4

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:04 PM (nhCoE)

255 Little dogs barking helps when it's a burglar in your house in the middle of the night.
Big dogs bark, too.
When you're walking on a lonely street at dusk and a "homeless" man is approaching the other way, do you want a Yorkie that barks his head off, or a German Shepard who's ruff sticks up?

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (4YokX)

256 Shah on live with Hannity if you can bear it

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

257 >249 Is Monkey Shoulder Scotch authentic?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:03 PM (9cHSL)

One whole monkey in every bottle.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (GTqXr)

258 @Currentreport1
US is studying an Iranian offer and is willing to negotiate

Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (ZxPkt)

259 Monkey in a bottle, 'how did I get here?'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

260 do you want a Yorkie that barks his head off, or a German Shepard who's ruff sticks up"

Kimber 1911 in .45...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (XuXeR)

261 I would love to see Powell hounded out of the Fed on a trumped-up, bullshit charge. Not for any specific reason, just on GPs. To let board governors know they actually *can* be touched. Give those little shitsticks something to worry on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (BI5O2)

262 256 Shah on live with Hannity if you can bear it
Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

I already know what Hannity has to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (zZu0s)

263 Keep in mind all these Vance leaks are intended to drive a narrative for political advantage. These are not the whispers of angels passing on divine truths in disinterest.

Proof, not rumors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (xcxpd)

Now what'd Vance do???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (BjWnb)

264 Drumhead!

Posted by: Wood eye at January 12, 2026 09:06 PM (pkeXY)

265 Is Monkey Shoulder Scotch authentic?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yes and no.

It is whisky from Scotland.

It contains no monkey, shoulder or otherwise.

.....

It's named for a joint disorder that distillery workers suffered.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:07 PM (nhCoE)

266 On the Abbott and Costello show, Bingo the Chimp was a frequent guest. He was a good roller skater.

Posted by: Abbott and Costello-Cheap Skates at January 12, 2026 09:07 PM (oftw2)

267 Hannity is a big deal. Trump watches Hannity.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:07 PM (g47mK)

268 I thought Powell's term ended in February anyway?

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:07 PM (gtcuf)

269 I'm drinking a rusty nail made with Monkey Shoulder right now. I like it, or Shackleton's, for that particular drink.

Posted by: PabloD at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (pXTL4)

270 I have a more wholesome childhood story. We had a pet chicken. Well, OK, a cock, a pet cock! The toddler from next door wandered over with an ice cream cone. The cock decided he wanted that cone. He jumped at the boy causing him to fall on his back. The cock jumped on his chest reaching for the cone. The boy extends his arm as far as possible and was waving his arms and legs screaming. We had to rescue him and the cone was saved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (L/fGl)

271 Goldie switched to Hannity.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (9cHSL)

272 When you're walking on a lonely street at dusk and a "homeless" man is approaching the other way, do you want a Yorkie that barks his head off, or a German Shepard who's ruff sticks up?
Posted by: buddhaha

"No, I'm Moses, the parrot. Jesus is the rottweiler behind you."

Posted by: just the punchline at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (nhCoE)

273 I thought Powell's term ended in February anyway?
Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:07 PM (gtcuf)

I liked him in those Thin Man movies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (BjWnb)

274 My room mate in college had a monkey, vile nasty evil little bastage.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (LHPAg)

275
Monkey mayhem, "Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 09:09 PM (xG4kz)

276 I thought Powell's term ended in February anyway?

==

No, unfortunately. May 15.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:09 PM (g47mK)

277 228 Proof, not rumors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (xcxpd)

This.

But the drumhead needs no proof.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

I’ve noticed that. There’s a lot of stuff posted about Vance especially that I find has no actual proof behind it, just some anonymous person asserting whatever. Somebody is running a rumor campaign against Vance, for sure.
And I believe he’s made a few small mistakes along the way, but nothing very notable, mostly because he’s still pretty new to this game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2026 09:09 PM (QkvGw)

278 No, unfortunately. May 15.

Ah. Well, that's not too far away.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (gtcuf)

279 Last I heard he had a food thing of some sort outside Camden Yards.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (BjWnb)

280 252 The Monkeys have no tails in Samuanga,
Samuanga,
Samuanga, etc

Name that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)They
they Were Expendable

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (LHPAg)

281 Tucker Carlson. an opinion by Victor Davis Hanson:

@1minute:27seconds

https://tinyurl.com/fr7z74b5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (ZwdAr)

282 I already know what Hannity has to say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

That the Shah is a great American?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (L/fGl)

283 There was also an episode of The Abbott and Costello Show when all six principal actors, Bud, Lou, Hillary Brooke, Sid Fields, Mr. Bacciagalupe, and Mike the Cop, head to Africa with Bingo to find his family. Some of the situations and jokes were recycled from their Feature film....

Posted by: ...Africa Screams at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (oftw2)

284 As the Empress would say of 'anonymous sources,' step up and say it front of the cameras.

If you don't it's all bullshit to me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD)

285
My room mate in college had a monkey, vile nasty evil little bastage.
Posted by: Eromero

Kind of liked the monkey, though, did you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (xG4kz)

286 Sharif don't like it.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (gtcuf)

287 The best thing would be to haul Powell out of his unfinished temple in shackles, the day before he would have retired to his personal scams.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (BI5O2)

288 It's a good interview, if I may say so myself.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:11 PM (g47mK)

289 That the Shah is a great American?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 09:10 PM (L/fGl)

How does Shah Jr. feel about gay marriage? That's all I want to know.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:12 PM (BjWnb)

290 >>This office makes decisions based on the merits, nothing more and nothing less. We agree with the chairman of the Federal Reserve that no one is above the law, and that is why we expect his full cooperation.
Posted by: JackStraw

Is he Reserve required to comply with Federal Acquisition Regs?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:12 PM (/lPRQ)

291
I’ve noticed that. There’s a lot of stuff posted about Vance especially that I find has no actual proof behind it, just some anonymous person asserting whatever. Somebody is running a rumor campaign against Vance, for sure.
And I believe he’s made a few small mistakes along the way, but nothing very notable, mostly because he’s still pretty new to this game.
Posted by: Tom Servo
----

There's a lot of crap on X.
Free speech is a bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:12 PM (ZwdAr)

292 I liked him in those Thin Man movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:08 PM (BjWnb)

Nice ref.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

293 Iirc David Schwimmer hated the monkey his character had on Friends.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:13 PM (YwEeS)

294 Would you look at that. The media was lying again.

>>@USAttyPirro
·
30m
>>The United States Attorney’s Office contacted the Federal Reserve on multiple occasions to discuss cost overruns and the chairman’s congressional testimony, but were ignored, necessitating the use of legal process—which is not a threat.

>>The word “indictment” has come out of Mr. Powell’s mouth, no one else’s. None of this would have happened if they had just responded to our outreach.

>>This office makes decisions based on the merits, nothing more and nothing less. We agree with the chairman of the Federal Reserve that no one is above the law, and that is why we expect his full cooperation.
Posted by: JackStraw

$700 million dollar cost overrun should result in jail time for all involved.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:13 PM (u/kd+)

295 "Nicky, why is that policeman in my drawers?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:13 PM (2GVsD)

296 Iirc David Schwimmer hated the monkey his character had on Friends.
Posted by: steevy

Well, he's a pussy, so...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:14 PM (u/kd+)

297 @Currentreport1
US is studying an Iranian offer and is willing to negotiate
Posted by: Don Black

Why would the US have anything to do with it?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:14 PM (/lPRQ)

298 There's a lot of crap on X.
Free speech is a bitch."

"Free"? That's a good one.

/Elon

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:14 PM (XuXeR)

299 Thank you. I don't think I've seen that before, putting stuff in a URL to avoid it being live. What's the reason? Should I start doing that every time?
Posted by: Splunge
----
Actually, it's for people like myself who read AoS on a touchscreen tablet. I find myself on sites when all I was trying to do was scroll.down.
The touchscreen also explains the random periods. It's right beside the virtual spacebar on the virtual keyboard that gets used like the proverbial horny secretary.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 09:15 PM (4YokX)

300 296 He was good as Captain Sobel in Band of Brothers( although that book and series may have not been entirely fair to Sobel)

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:15 PM (YwEeS)

301 $700 million dollar cost overrun should result in jail time for all involved.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:13 PM (u/kd+)

I'm old enough to remember when we used to call that stealing.

And if I recall, somebody, maybe a hundred years ago or something said something about how thou shalt not do that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:15 PM (BjWnb)

302 David Frum never metaphor he didn't like.

David Frum telling us that the shooting of ICE Watch warrior Renee Good was "a MAGA version of a Third-World honor killing."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 09:16 PM (L/fGl)

303 297 We might negotiate their flight to a neutral country and maybe some spending money. Better deal than they might get staying...

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:16 PM (YwEeS)

304 @Currentreport1
US is studying an Iranian offer and is willing to negotiate
Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:05 PM (ZxPkt)

2 weeks ??

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:16 PM (g47mK)

305 $700 million dollar cost overrun should result in jail time for all involved.
Posted by: rickb223

Similar for all the somali fraud. And every other government department.

We're gonna need a bigger jail, aren't we?

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:17 PM (nhCoE)

306 We offered the same to Maduro.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:17 PM (YwEeS)

307 Bigger jail?

Johnson Atoll in the middle of the Pacific.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:17 PM (2GVsD)

308
There's a lot of crap on X.
Free speech is a bitch.
--

By the way, my neighbor across the street has a youngish daughter whose choice of transportation is a motorcycle. She's tall and lean and the machine is grey dress with fairings and everything hot.
She's tuning it up right now. It turns from idle to 7k in an instant. It's a 4 cycle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:17 PM (ZwdAr)

309 167
The Gateway Arch is a short distance stargate to a companion arch located in the jungles of Zaire.

There will come a day when it activates and disgorges thousands of primate warriors with slavering maws upon an unsuspecting public.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (xG4kz)

Will they be coming from Zaire, or going there from St. Louis?

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (X5Jzz)

310 maybe a hundred years ago or something"

Wow. That's like really old, man.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR)

311 sorry
this is the cafe thread- this is supposed to be a happy occasion
a thousand apologies

Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (ZxPkt)

312 My aunt had a place out in the country with chickens and a couple roosters. When I was 11 or so I was out there with my cousins, and me and the cousin I knew best decided to catch one. Why? 11 year old boys don’t think in terms of “why”. It was fast, but we got it trapped between two trucks - and then it chose to run under one.
Just the right height to snap its neck so its head was laying in its back. Ran around like that for awhile, too.

My aunt couldn’t see that it was that stupid chickens fault it killed itself. It ours. And our parents were very disappointed in us of course.
But we all had chicken for dinner that night

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (QkvGw)

313 Greenland penal colony.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (9cHSL)

314 Bill Kristol continues to beclown himself. Really at this point he should drive around in a tiny car wearing giant shoes..

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (YwEeS)

315 155 I remember us owning a monkey when I was about 3 or 4 years old. It died when my older brother sat on it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (Vh9CX)

Wow! That story took a dark turn!

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (X5Jzz)

316 I've only ever commented here once on my phone, and it sucked enough that I never want to again. There were extenuating circumstances. It was the night of the assassination attempt on Trump in Butler, PA, and I was stuck at the Buffalo airport for what turned out to be a nine-hour delay (!) trying to get back to Denver. But normally, no. I cannot do it.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:19 PM (gtcuf)

317 David Frum never metaphor he didn't like.

David Frum telling us that the shooting of ICE Watch warrior Renee Good was "a MAGA version of a Third-World honor killing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 12, 2026 09:16 PM (L/fGl)

Tell me you've been to the island, Dave, without having to tell me you've been to the island.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:19 PM (BjWnb)

318 Jonah Goldberg, Billi Crystol, David French, and David Frum in a neon orange and yellow Fiat 500.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)

319 David Frum telling us that the shooting of ICE Watch warrior Renee Good was "a MAGA version of a Third-World honor killing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare
----

That's asking for an unacceptable retort.

dang nabbit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:20 PM (ZwdAr)

320 But we all had chicken for dinner that night"

Winner, winner...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR)

321 VDH is good people.

I am not sure you can say the Middle East is 'better' for Israel being there other than essentially it is a western style democracy plopped down in the middle of a bunch of oil robber barons. It is IN the middle east but not OF it and stands as a flash point. Considering the circumstances of its formation, I'd say yes it's creation is a good thing.

Is the Middle East better for it being there. Yes, but if Trump is successful and peels off Iran, things might actually begin to move and wrench the middle East fro. The Arab dominated destiny it has been under for generations.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

322 169 Tim Walz says he's going to "ride Republicans like they've never been ridden before."

Really glad he doesn't know how to operate that shotgun.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2026 08:35 PM (7DKa5)

That's a misquote; what he actually said is "I'm going to ride Republicans like I ride Cub Scouts".

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (X5Jzz)

323 sorry
this is the cafe thread- this is supposed to be a happy occasion
a thousand apologies
Posted by: Don Black

Did you say "happy?"

https://youtu.be/xywNeumntoE

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (nhCoE)

324 Greenland penal colony.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:18 PM (9cHSL)

True story, when Britain sent all their prisoners to Australia, to make it a penal colony, the fellas started... eh, making it a REAL penal colony IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (BjWnb)

325 Crystal has gone off the rails???

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (ZwdAr)

326 Richard Spencer thinks the reaction to the Good shoot is going to be a loser for MAGA. He points out that the Floyd death was more obviously justified and that Floyd was a worse person. But look what happened.
The counter to that is that most of the US including minorities really fucking hates Karen. Smug privileged white women who neglect their kids aren't nearly as sympathetic as they think they are

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:21 PM (1ZrNi)

327 Bigger jail?

Johnson Atoll in the middle of the Pacific.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You will have to stack them eight high and deliver them by air drop.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:22 PM (/lPRQ)

328 314 Bill Kristol continues to beclown himself. Really at this point he should drive around in a tiny car wearing giant shoes..
Posted by: steevy

Shit! No! We don't want him!

Posted by: The Shriners at January 12, 2026 09:22 PM (oftw2)

329 Richard Spencer is wrong.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 09:22 PM (YwEeS)

330 David Frim is CoC through and Through. He is Bill Kristol without the gravitas (if the physical weight.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

331 Fake News. Tim Walz said he's going to "ride Republicans like the little bus he's ridden before."

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:22 PM (gtcuf)

332 You will have to stack them eight high and deliver them by air drop.

Are you saying that is a bad thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)

333 Nothing you post should surprise me. Seek help. Really. You will not need the internet or substances to feel good about yourself.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 08:54 PM (g47mK)

Personal attacks, and swearing at people in Russian are always a good way to show sincerity and carry off arguments in logical discourse. For this I salute you, you and your sense of decency, fair play, and strict adherence to the niceties of interpersonal discourse.

I know you intend to be successful in whatever it is you do, so I hope I can give you enough space to make the mistakes necessary to find the skill to allow you to succeed

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 09:23 PM (rbvCR)

334 Link to the full spleef from Spencer please?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:24 PM (2GVsD)

335 Aaron Rogers is a pussy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:24 PM (IhIKR)

336 I remember us owning a monkey when I was about 3 or 4 years old. It died when my older brother sat on it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 08:31 PM (Vh9CX)

Wow! That story took a dark turn!
Posted by: a.moron

Yeah. Because you're supposed to use gerbils.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:25 PM (u/kd+)

337 What did Aaron Rodgers do?

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:26 PM (gtcuf)

338 You will have to stack them eight high and deliver them by air drop.

Are you saying that is a bad thing?
Posted by: Anna Puma

If nothing else it will cozy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:26 PM (/lPRQ)

339 Gerbils or gerunds?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:26 PM (2GVsD)

340 Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:19 PM (gtcuf)

You sound like good people. Sack up, and keep trying. You get used to it after awhile.😉

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (Vvh2V)

341 >>US is studying an Iranian offer and is willing to negotiate

Well, sure. If they surrender, Trump will negotiate.

But anything short of the Mullahs stepping down and leaving the country for Moscow? Doubtful.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (ZcsJV)

342 David Frum telling us that the shooting of ICE Watch warrior Renee Good was "a MAGA version of a Third-World honor killing."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Oh, for monkey's sake. He is aware that an "honor killing" is when you kill one of your own to maintain your side's honor, right? Is he saying ICEWatch is a MAGA false flag op, and that's common knowledge, such that everyone would know this was Fed-on-Fed?

I got 4 IQ points dumber just thinking about that.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (nhCoE)

343 X.com/RichardBSpencer/
It is the top comment but the rest of it is
Status/2010822486586507280#m

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (Hj3Kv)

344 Aaron Rogers is a pussy."

So was Custer.

(Well, according to Sam Elliot playing Sergeant Major Plumley)

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (XuXeR)

345 Funniest part about the chicken incident is that aunt had a big dog, and when she cleaned the chicken she threw the chicken feet outside (they were pretty big). Well that dog was fascinated with them, and he didn’t eat them but he picked one up and ran around with a big chicken foot sticking out of his mouth the rest of the day. I remember he would stop and just stare at you either this big foot sticking out of his mouth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2026 09:28 PM (QkvGw)

346 Billy Kristol is a 🤡

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:28 PM (Hj3Kv)

347 >>Is he Reserve required to comply with Federal Acquisition Regs?

I'd think so but this being DC who knows.

Pirro is a smart lady. I trust she knows what she's doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

348 I got 4 IQ points dumber just thinking about that.
Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:27 PM (nhCoE)

Those are rookie numbers, meat, ifn you want to get to our level.

Posted by: David Frum fan club at January 12, 2026 09:29 PM (zZu0s)

349 Frum had a monkey but he spanked it too hard

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:29 PM (Hj3Kv)

350 261 I would love to see Powell hounded out of the Fed on a trumped-up, bullshit charge. Not for any specific reason, just on GPs. To let board governors know they actually *can* be touched. Give those little shitsticks something to worry on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
----

Worry not, Trump's got a plan. He has a way of letting people set their own trap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:30 PM (ZwdAr)

351 Aaron Rogers is a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched
----
As a semi-Steeler's fan (rabid sister, uncle had season tickets) I agree. He reminds me of the prick QB in the move, The Replacements.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 09:31 PM (4YokX)

352 Monkeys stink, they are unsightly, and they can be real assholes

Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:32 PM (ZxPkt)

353 I’ve noticed that. There’s a lot of stuff posted about Vance especially that I find has no actual proof behind it, just some anonymous person asserting whatever. Somebody is running a rumor campaign against Vance, for sure.
And I believe he’s made a few small mistakes along the way, but nothing very notable, mostly because he’s still pretty new to this game.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2026 09:09 PM (QkvGw)

There are a lot of entrenched political types that think they can outlive Trump, but they can't outlive Vance. Vance is tough, smart, politically quick, has backing from directions that don't traditionally have political power, and is against foreign adventurism.
Other politicians might be considered more malleable for the entrenched politicians the way that Kamala would have been.
And so we have these unending purity tests against the people in Vance's circle to nobble Vance.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)

354 >> Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

Hope the family is doing well. Prayers still coming your way

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2026 09:32 PM (WTWWW)

355 We were visiting my grandparents in Norway and my grandfather chopped a chicken's head off so we could have it for dinner. It managed to run about a half circle before it fell over.

Posted by: Don't Cook Tonight-Call Chicken Delight! at January 12, 2026 09:32 PM (oftw2)

356 Had to laugh at Trump saying no, we don't want some kind of agreement with Greenland, we want Greenland outright. "You gotta have title."

The old real estate tycoon in him.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:32 PM (gtcuf)

357 I still don’t understand people who wanted to boycott Hilton at the drop of a hat but still watch the NFL.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (KDPiq)

358 Astros 7, Pirates 6

2nd inning

Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (ZxPkt)

359 307 Bigger jail?

Johnson Atoll in the middle of the Pacific.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2026 09:17 PM (2GVsD)

Enewetak. On top of the dome.

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (X5Jzz)

360 Vance gives me a solid gut read, better than most sniping at him, certainly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (zZu0s)

361 Enewetak. On top of the dome.

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (X5Jzz)

I bet it's warm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (zZu0s)

362 I still don’t understand people who wanted to boycott Hilton at the drop of a hat but still watch the NFL.

==

they don't travel

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (g47mK)

363 Where in hell did the penguins come from in that Greenland video? Wrong half of the world, folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (6Bc88)

364 The Middle East is a fucking toilet, but for Israel. You could scrape the whole place - including the glittering towers built by the Americans, Germans and Scots on their awful deserts - and nobody would notice but Arabs. Because unlike Jews, Arabs will not and cannot *do* anything.

It's like I always say... for obvious reasons, we tend to focus on the homicidal features of Arab Islamic culture. But even if you set aside the maniacal religious psychopathy, there are still no redeeming qualities of Arabs. They are worse than useless, and then worse than that.

Jews, on the other hand, do a ton of cool shit.

I don't expect people to get fired up about it, or take a side. But I do expect them to have enough sense to see who are the people, and who are the senseless fuckin' animals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (BI5O2)

365 stink, they are unsightly, and they can be real assholes"

I see you've met some of my extended family....

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:35 PM (XuXeR)

366 351 Aaron Rogers is a pussy.
Posted by: nurse ratched
----
As a semi-Steeler's fan (rabid sister, uncle had season tickets) I agree. He reminds me of the prick QB in the move, The Replacements.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 09:31 PM (4YokX)

He's a fag. What did you expect?

But he used to be a fag with an arm.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (6Bc88)

367 Hmmm. Interesting parallel between Somalians and Arabs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

368 Mullahs going to Russia is a strange turn.
France is more welcoming to that type.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (ZwdAr)

369 FFS, any time someone mentions the NFL we get the same bullshit. Hers an idea so crazy it just might work. Watch it if you want to, don’t if you don’t. How’s that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (u73oe)

370 49 year old former SEAL convicted of transporting explosives with intention of using them against law enforcement during the No Kings protest.

Surprise. He hates Trump and Jews.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:37 PM (KDPiq)

371 Where in hell did the penguins come from in that Greenland video?"

737 coming out of the sky?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:38 PM (XuXeR)

372 Jews, on the other hand, do a ton of cool shit.

I don't expect people to get fired up about it, or take a side. But I do expect them to have enough sense to see who are the people, and who are the senseless fuckin' animals.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:34 PM (BI5O2)

Jews as a group have very high IQ. Arabs are inbred and not very bright. I'm sure that raaaacist, but it is a fact.

The balloon surgery on my shoulder is courtesy of an Israeli doc who invented it. So far, so good.

If I was told it was invented by an Arab, I would have called BS and said N O.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:38 PM (6Bc88)

373 Fun fact: Iran has one of the oldest Jewish populations in the world. Their laws allegedly protect religious minorities including Jews, Christians and Zoroastrians. But in reality, they are not and the Muslim Arab invaders have constantly harassed, jailed and murdered them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2026 09:38 PM (WTWWW)

374 tcn

Go check you P.O. Box.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:38 PM (IhIKR)

375 I know that the NFL sux Nuevo Laredo donkey ballz but it is something to do while eating shrimp salad

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (a28/A)

376 FFS, any time someone mentions the NFL we get the same bullshit. Hers an idea so crazy it just might work. Watch it if you want to, don’t if you don’t. How’s that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (u73oe)

I'M NOT A HYPOGRIFF, YOUR A HYPOGRIFF, I LIKE WHAT I LIKE AND YOU SHOULD TOO BECAUSE WE ALL MUST AGREE ON EVERYTHING.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (BugDY)

377 369 FFS, any time someone mentions the NFL we get the same bullshit. Hers an idea so crazy it just might work. Watch it if you want to, don’t if you don’t. How’s that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (u73oe)

How dare you do something that I don't do because I'm virtue signalling how angry I am about....

Fucking hell, people. Get over yourselves already.

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (6Bc88)

378 Josh Allen yesterday injured his ankle, injured his knee, broke a finger on his throwing hand and cracked his head enough to have to do concussion protocol. And still led the Bills to the winning drive over The Jags.

That was some real old-tyme NFL throwback shit. At least he's no pussy.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (gtcuf)

379 374 tcn

Go check you P.O. Box.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:38 PM (IhIKR)

Probably swing by there tomorrow on the way to PT. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (6Bc88)

380 FFS, any time someone mentions the NFL we get the same bullshit. Hers an idea so crazy it just might work. Watch it if you want to, don’t if you don’t. How’s that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 09:36 PM (u73oe)

So the NFL is the one subject you think aos shouldn’t complain about out of the hundreds of things we do. LOL

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

381 >>Hope the family is doing well. Prayers still coming your way

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (viF8m)

382 Jews used to be inbred too which is why we got the Tay Sachs.
But we have tried to fix that with proper genetic tracing. Mostly successfully.
Pakistanis not so much, their cousins are too attractive apparently.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (a28/A)

383 I know that the NFL sux Nuevo Laredo donkey ballz but it is something to do while eating shrimp salad
Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (a28/A)

I hate shrimp, so therefore you are worse than Hitler.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:41 PM (BugDY)

384 Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

————-

Blow it out your ass

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 09:41 PM (u73oe)

385 So the NFL is the one subject you think aos shouldn’t complain about out of the hundreds of things we do. LOL
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

You have to admit, we argue about the finest, stupidest shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

386 Serious question. All these cities & states that claim "sanctuary cities", why are all of the elected officials brought up on sedition charges? According to their oaths of offices, they all swore to uphold the constitution and laws of the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (u/kd+)

387 378 Josh Allen yesterday injured his ankle, injured his knee, broke a finger on his throwing hand and cracked his head enough to have to do concussion protocol. And still led the Bills to the winning drive over The Jags.

That was some real old-tyme NFL throwback shit. At least he's no pussy.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:39 PM (gtcuf)

And in 10 years he will be mostly MOPAR with TBIs. Maybe not a pussy, but broken, nonetheless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (6Bc88)

388 I hate shrimp"

Well, that hurts...

/Bubba Gump

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (XuXeR)

389 That is okay, I am probably going to hell anyway for the shellfish

Posted by: gKWVE at least did not wrap it in bacon at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (a28/A)

390 But anything short of the Mullahs stepping down and leaving the country for Moscow? Doubtful.
-----
I would expect that's pretty much the offer, like the rumored one to Maduro... "I'll let you keep your stack of loot if you're on the next plane out. We don't need your stolen pennies, goatfucker. There's real money to be made here. So take the win and leave, or stay and lose."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:43 PM (BI5O2)

391 >> The tongue of the wise adorns knowledge,
but the mouth of the fool gushes folly.

The eyes of the Lord are everywhere,
keeping watch on the wicked and the good.

Proverbs 15:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2026 09:43 PM (WTWWW)

392 mostly MOPAR with TBIs. "

A Dodge with throttle body injection?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:44 PM (XuXeR)

393 Pakistanis not so much, their cousins are too attractive apparently.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (a28/A)

We have established a long time ago here that there is a not insignificant portion of the population that will stick its dick in anything. Some folks have the ability to temper that when it comes to family, and some really don't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2026 09:44 PM (6Bc88)

394 Again, I would find it sad if they got away. They should face temporal, earthly Justice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:44 PM (zZu0s)

395 mostly MOPAR with TBIs. "

A Dodge with throttle body injection?
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:44 PM (XuXeR)

Hey, if you have a 427, enjoy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

396 That is okay, I am probably going to hell anyway for the shellfish
Posted by: gKWVE at least did not wrap it in bacon at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (a28/A)

I jush know thash what my mom alwaysh ushed to shay: Don't be sho shelfish.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (BugDY)

397 Enewetak. On top of the dome.

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (X5Jzz)

I bet it's warm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Worse than Florida, that close to the equator and all

Oh. You the waste?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (/lPRQ)

398 Surprise. He hates Trump and Jews.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:37 PM (KDPiq)

Huh. Its amazing how much Jews are always a common thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

399 The one thing about moving to where I moved to is I don’t receive any major market sports teams ergo, I haven’t watched sports in over two years.

I do miss watching the Mets though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2026 09:46 PM (XV/Pl)

400 So the NFL is the one subject you think aos shouldn’t complain about out of the hundreds of things we do. LOL
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

You have to admit, we argue about the finest, stupidest shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We argue for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:46 PM (u/kd+)

401 We should have wiped out the Iranian backed Iraqi militias a long time ago. They are now apparently doing a lot of the killing in Iran along with other foreign militias. CiNC now has a chance to eliminate that problem. They’re on the battlefield. He should take that opportunity. It would not only help the situation in Iran, it would also take the trash out of Iraq and clean up that neighborhood.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 12, 2026 09:47 PM (WTWWW)

402 have a 427"

426...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:47 PM (XuXeR)

403 have a 427"

426...
Posted by: man

Meh. 6 / 7

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:48 PM (u/kd+)

404 Serious question. All these cities & states that claim "sanctuary cities", why are all of the elected officials brought up on sedition charges? According to their oaths of offices, they all swore to uphold the constitution and laws of the country.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (u/kd+)
====

I'm no lawyer but do we need trials before the executions?

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 09:49 PM (RIvkX)

405 Where in hell did the penguins come from in that Greenland video?

Military advisors from down under.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)

406 Meh. 6 / 7"

So, 409?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:50 PM (XuXeR)

407 Astros 7, Pirates 6

2nd inning
Posted by: Don Black at January 12, 2026 09:33 PM (ZxPkt)

***

Jeez!
And we thought Ace had the only time machine.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 09:50 PM (2WIwB)

408 Surprise. He hates Trump and Jews.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:37 PM (KDPiq)

Huh. Its amazing how much Jews are always a common thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

Are we still talking about A A Ron Rodgers?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2026 09:50 PM (mhzq9)

409 We argue for the halibut.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 09:46 PM (u/kd+)
======

*lights torches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 09:50 PM (RIvkX)

410 385 So the NFL is the one subject you think aos shouldn’t complain about out of the hundreds of things we do. LOL
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 09:40 PM (KDPiq)

You have to admit, we argue about the finest, stupidest shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)

No, you're wrong about that.

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (X5Jzz)

411 I don't think that anyone who hasn't read Hillbilly Elegy (not the f'in movie! Why?.Hollywood) should be trying to analyze Vance.

I probably grew up about as poor as him, and some parts of my family have real "issues", but at least my mother wasn't an addict. I've dealt with addicts and I can't imagine how he managed. I've got nothing but respect for the guy.
2028? He's certainly on my short list, but we have 3 more years to see.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (4YokX)

412 This summer the 12 Meter World Championships are coming to town and I have a ringside seat. Nothing better than watching the most beautiful sailboats ever designed battle.

No ads of any kind.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (viF8m)

413 To clean up the Middle East you'd have to exterminate the Arabs. I don't think most people really want to go down that road. So the next best thing is to break our dependence on their energy, and let nature take its course. They are incapable of survival without our money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (BI5O2)

414 lights torches"

What, no pitchforks? I'm out.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (XuXeR)

415 No, you're wrong about that.
Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (X5Jzz)

Touche. Ya bum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (zZu0s)

416 Pakistanis not so much, their cousins are too attractive apparently.
Posted by: gKWVE

Like doing it while looking in a mirror.... So I hear.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (/lPRQ)

417 Where in hell did the penguins come from in that Greenland video?

Military advisors from down under.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 09:49 PM

Polymorphic Perversity Commissars courtesy of Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (0sNs1)

418 Vance doesn't have the experience dealing with global elites like Trump they re truly from different worlds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (RIvkX)

419 12 Meters? Those guys are tall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (9cHSL)

420 395 mostly MOPAR with TBIs. "

A Dodge with throttle body injection?
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:44 PM (XuXeR)

Hey, if you have a 427, enjoy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:45 PM (zZu0s)

427, 426, whatever it takes.

Posted by: a.moron at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (X5Jzz)

421 399 The one thing about moving to where I moved to is I don’t receive any major market sports teams ergo, I haven’t watched sports in over two years.

I do miss watching the Mets though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

All Banana Ball games are carried live on Youtube. No prima donna players making 30 Million. Just fun.

Posted by: I Am Curious Yellow at January 12, 2026 09:53 PM (oftw2)

422 lights torches"

What, no pitchforks? I'm out.
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (XuXeR)

Never underestimate a good sharp scythe.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 09:53 PM (2WIwB)

423 They are incapable of survival without our money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:51 PM (BI5O2)

They 'survived' before that. They are also major league assholes. As a general rule, it seems.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (zZu0s)

424 There are 3+ Marines for every Greenlander.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)

425 lights torches"

What, no pitchforks? I'm out.
Posted by: man

Pitchforks are hard to light.

Well, you can light the handle end, but that's dumb.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (nhCoE)

426 Never underestimate a good sharp scythe.

==

those are great!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (g47mK)

427 But you got to be careful, not to hurt yourself.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (g47mK)

428 Pikes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (9cHSL)

429 Seattle is getting all excited about the Seahawks in the playoffs.

When the Mariners made their run it was also very fun

I enjoy sportsball for the community effect as well as the sport. Seattle is happy and buzzing and folks having been all protests and shit. Sure. There’s been some local stuff. But nothing like
WTO or CHAZ\CHOP or BLM.

It gives the community something to bond over.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (IhIKR)

430 427, 426, whatever it takes."
427 = GM and Ford... but not the same.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (XuXeR)

431 424 There are 3+ Marines for every Greenlander.

But they have those Assualt Dogsleds.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (gtcuf)

432 That's a lot of Crayolas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (9cHSL)

433 12 Meters? Those guys are tall.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:52 PM (9cHSL)

Real sailors sail the 36 footers.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (2WIwB)

434 To clean up the Middle East you'd have to exterminate the Arabs. I don't think most people really want to go down that road. So the next best thing is to break our dependence on their energy, and let nature take its course. They are incapable of survival without our money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

True.

They"ll just deal with the Chinese. They'll deal with anyone to maintain their lifestyle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2026 09:56 PM (+YoHw)

435 Pitchforks are hard to light."

Dammit. Now they tell me.

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:57 PM (XuXeR)

436 12 Meters? Those guys are tall.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Or they're shortwave radio operators.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 09:57 PM (nhCoE)

437 It gives the community something to bond over.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:55 PM (IhIKR)

Seattle bonds twice a day in their traffic.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 09:57 PM (2WIwB)

438 They 'survived' before that. They are also major league assholes. As a general rule, it seems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 09:54 PM (zZu0s

Not in anything like these numbers, and with no influence. They had a big burst of conquest fueled by religious fervor, then centuries of retreat and stagnation, and then subjugation by the Western boot.

Oil is all these retards have. Take it away, and they go back where they belong - at the feet of their natural masters (i.e. anyone besides Arabs).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 09:57 PM (BI5O2)

439 You need a blue water navy to project power that far.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 09:58 PM (9cHSL)

440 Real sailors"

Yikes. I'd rather get there...

*looks enviously at 4 engine Whaler*

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 09:59 PM (XuXeR)

441 Banana ball is RIDICULOUS.
Super fun. Everyone is happy and participating and invested in the game as everyone has a chance to participate in a meaningful way.

Go. Be a dork. Wear a costume. Or not. Be a grinch. You’ll still crack a smile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 09:59 PM (IhIKR)

442 >>Real sailors sail the 36 footers.

Thanks. We did our best.

But the big boats are fun too. 12 meters is a math formula that has to do with multiple facets of the design. The actual length of the boats is about 70 feet.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 09:59 PM (viF8m)

443 Savannah Bananas are a good time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2026 10:00 PM (+YoHw)

444 F5

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 10:01 PM (ULPxl)

445 You need a blue water navy to project power that far"

Penguin Power?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 10:01 PM (XuXeR)

446 But the big boats are fun too. 12 meters is a math formula

No Math!

that has to do with multiple facets of the design. The actual length of the boats is about 70 feet.
Posted by: JackStraw

12 meters is 70 feet? Okay, that doesn't seem to be math.

No demerits assessed.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 10:01 PM (nhCoE)

447 I liked the King and his Court.

Softball’s Harlem Globetrotters.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 10:02 PM (KDPiq)

448 Nick Shirley blew his chance to work at The New York Times; jealousy, you know. But maybe he'll buy it someday

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 10:02 PM (d8kiQ)

449 Where is the ONT?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)

450 I'm so bad, I overturned Sunfish.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 10:04 PM (d8kiQ)

451 Bad field position.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 10:04 PM (9cHSL)

452 Diogenes

Don’t try going northbound on I 5 over the Ship
canal bridge for the next TWO YEARS.

Jeepers. What a mess.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 10:05 PM (Gh8gt)

453 Where is the ONT, wherever the Texans are playing in the Superbowl this year

Posted by: gKWVE at January 12, 2026 10:06 PM (RH2v6)

454 Where is the ONT?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)
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Rampaging monkeys must have got to it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)

455 Oregon has 800,000 inactive voters.
Kamala Harris (D)
1,228,410
55.6%
Donald Trump (R)
910,702
41.3%

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (gbOdA)

456 >>I'm so bad, I overturned Sunfish.

True story. Friend of mine is a multiple time world champion Sunfish sailor. Even has a rig named after him.

Sailors will race anything that floats. We're kinda stupid competitive that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m)

457 Texans are a bunch of thug wannabees.

Stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (Gh8gt)

458 Diogenes

Don’t try going northbound on I 5 over the Ship
canal bridge for the next TWO YEARS.

Jeepers. What a mess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2026 10:05 PM (Gh8gt)

I know.
No way.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (2WIwB)

459 Rampaging monkeys must have got to it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (ESVrU)

It swam away!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 10:08 PM (g47mK)

460 I think you need to say ONT three times in a dark room, with one foot in a 5 gallon bucket, while wearing a smoking jacket, a fez on your head, with a rubber chicken in one hand and scotch in the other, to summon the ONT.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2026 10:08 PM (XV/Pl)

461 Speaking of football...
Every since the team was formed, in every year there has been a new Pope, the Seahawks have won the Superbowl.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

462 What if (D) does not even have 70 million real voters?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 10:09 PM (gbOdA)

463 I think you need to say ONT three times in a dark room, with one foot in a 5 gallon bucket, while wearing a smoking jacket, a fez on your head, with a rubber chicken in one hand and scotch in the other, to summon the ONT.

So. Nothing out of the ordinary, huh?

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 12, 2026 10:10 PM (47diA)

464 Music for our Monday DIY ONT:

https://youtu.be/cZzdYqBf8Mc

Posted by: JQ at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

465 Jonesin' for my ONT fix over here....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

466 So. Nothing out of the ordinary, huh?
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 12, 2026 10:10 PM (47diA)

Depends on the scotch. Get the wrong stuff and it's straight to the Art Thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

467 DeSantis Ride Or Die, man,
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 08:41 PM (rbvCR)

Absolutely, with his massive charisma and ability to connect with voters, he'll absolutely make it to NH before dropping out next time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (ExV1e)

468 I think you need to say ONT three times in a dark room, with one foot in a 5 gallon bucket, while wearing a smoking jacket, a fez on your head, with a rubber chicken in one hand and scotch in the other, to summon the ONT.

Chant: Papa Legba
Come and open de gate.

Repeat

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (COQGW)

469 A little boy with diarrhea tells him mom he needs Viagra.

His mom asks him, "why on earth do you need that?"

Little boy replies. "Isn't that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 10:12 PM (u/kd+)

470 What happened to the "Cecil Says" youtube channel? Looks like he got banned (after years of youtube deleting his subscriptions), and now some loser hijacked his channel name.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 12, 2026 10:12 PM (36PRH)

471 Push the button, Max!

Posted by: clarence at January 12, 2026 10:12 PM (XlNvn)

472 Depends on the scotch. Get the wrong stuff and it's straight to the Art Thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
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Is that because you black out and only wake up hungover when it's time for the Art Thread?

Or is it because and you start hallucinating things that can only be found on the more surreal entries on the Art Thread?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 12, 2026 10:12 PM (ESVrU)

473 NOOD

ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (ULPxl)

474 > What if (D) does not even have 70 million real voters?
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I'd imagine they've got 70+ million fake ones in a computer(s) ready. Just plug in the state, county and it's taken care of.

So easy, a caveman could do it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (NwnyJ)

475 NOOD!!

Posted by: clarence at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (XlNvn)

476 True story. Friend of mine is a multiple time world champion Sunfish sailor. Even has a rig named after him.

Was his name Lateen by any chance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (COQGW)

477 Ont up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (u/kd+)

478 ONTbis nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

479 Absolutely, with his massive charisma and ability to connect with voters, he'll absolutely make it to NH before dropping out next time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 10:11 PM (ExV1e)

If he get 4 delegates thats a 35% increase over Jeb#$%^***!
And Jeb&))&)&& spent $100M to get those 3!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 10:13 PM (gbOdA)

480 Unfortunately, the Rs don't have anyone with the charisma or the presence to get people excited about them as the next president.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 10:14 PM (SRRAx)

481 >>Was his name Lateen by any chance?

No. His name is Get Your Ass Off The Dock.

We gave him a lot crap about his name.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)

482 True story. Friend of mine is a multiple time world champion Sunfish sailor. Even has a rig named after him.

Sailors will race anything that floats. We're kinda stupid competitive that way.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 10:07 PM (

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I admire that. Something about getting the most out of the least to show your skill. Good for him!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 12, 2026 10:14 PM (d8kiQ)

483 No. His name is Get Your Ass Off The Dock.

I was out there this weekend, battling 5-7 knot winds, so shut up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2026 10:16 PM (COQGW)

484 >>I was out there this weekend, battling 5-7 knot winds, so shut up.

Perfect.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

485 Fudge, can you spell fudge? F U D G E, spells fudge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 10:24 PM (ZwdAr)

486 All the monkeys were kung-fu fighting. Those chimps were fast as lightning.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 10:38 PM (jc0TO)

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