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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - January 8, 2026 [Doof]
Mr. Hockey's Bridge - Beauty, Eh! Gorgeous Bridge for Walking and Biking Between US and Canada Set to Open in 2026 – Allows Drivers, Too
20 years in the making, the Gordie Howe International Bridge is set to open in early 2026, providing the first new link between the US and Canada in many years. The impressive bridge with its graceful bending approaches is reminiscent of the signature ambidexterity of its namesake Howe, often considered the most complete hockey player to ever live, who could shoot both left and right-handed. The bridge also enters a very narrow company of riverine crossing points that are open to cyclists and pedestrians. “People didn’t want us to lose a unique opportunity to design a new international crossing without considering the incorporation of a multiuse path for pedestrians and cyclists,” said Heather Grondin, chief relations officer for the Gordie Howe International Bridge. Linking the cities of Windsor, Ontario, with Detroit, GNN last reported on the bridge in 2024, when the span was missing exactly the length of a regulation NHL hockey rink—pertinent.Hopefully there's a plaque or something on the bridge commemorating the unofficial "Gordie Howe Hat Trick" - a goal, an assist, and a fight! ----- Sorry fellas - I read this, so now you have to also! Man Inserts Live Leech into His Bladder, Suffers Excruciating Pain
A Chinese man required surgery to have a live leech removed from his bladder, after he had inserted it through the urethra as a traditional remedy. A 23-year-old man from Zhengzhou, China’s Henan Province, had to endure excruciating pain after falling for a traditional remedy he found online and inserting a 5-cm-long live leech into his bladder. It’s unclear how the young, misguided man came across this bizarre folk remedy, but what we do know is that he was so convinced of its “miraculous effects” that he went out of his way to find and buy a live leech.No, I do not have any images for this. You're welcome! How about a palate cleanser instead?
You forgot about that previous story already, didn't ya?! ----- This looks about right
ACTIVISMO EXPLICADO CON NPC's pic.twitter.com/hRKcFUcOj7
— Un Calamar Basado (@CalamarBasado) January 8, 2026
----- Georgia O'Keefe's door?
(H/T Nurse Ratched)
Speaking of Nurse, here's her new totally adult mayor
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
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Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 08, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:02 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:03 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (jvxGE)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (uQesX)
It's been a wild news day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:01 PM (kpS4V)
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Rioting in Greenland and the collapse of the regime in Minnesota. Yes, it's been wild.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: mindful webworker - close enough for blog comments at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (tgvbd)
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Wait, there's rioting in Greenland?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)
474 469 All girl Zeppelin cover band - Zepperella.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Jimmy Page, during a 1966 recording session with Jeff Beck, John Paul Jones, Nicky Hopkins, and Moon, the group discussed forming a new band, and Moon reportedly joked that such a band would "go down like a lead balloon.
That is how Keef inspired Page to call his new band Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: whig
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM (WDjG6)
It's been a wild news day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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I can't wait to see what happens tomorrow!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM (EEvvy)
What story?
Top right has those fake lips. Don't like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (uQesX)
If it is real, it is a very big deal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)
Ah. Just in time for the invasion of America's Hat.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eh? at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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They're eating the dogs, eating the cats, and seals. It's mass hysteria there.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (MZ+PY)
Traditional remedy for what exactly?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Doctor FRONK-en-shteen at January 08, 2026 10:08 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 08, 2026 10:08 PM (0aYVJ)
How dumb are they?
They're so dumb, they put a bridge from nice, safe Canada into Detroit.
Posted by: I'll take "A" Gene at January 08, 2026 10:08 PM (uQesX)
youtu.be/V6ntSeVxB5I
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Golf, and baseball (batting), and rifles, too? Then your dominant eye is on the opposite side from your dominant hand.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (nhCoE)
Not really. No.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (0Htd1)
I mean, he put a leech up his penis, OW!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Teri Garr at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (2Ez/1)
If it is real, it is a very big deal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Save the escutcheons!!
Posted by: Ace Is the Place at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (I1a0i)
Have to?
You know that drop-down thingy Perfesser Squirrel does on the Book Thread? If you used that, we could have a choice.
Not that we'd skip such an intriguing teaser, of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker - web tricks and treats at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (dESj/)
The photo up top is spectacular. And if it is "enhanced," I don't care and don't want to know about it.
Angel wings, eh? Is that what the kids are calling them now? Yeesh...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (kB9dk)
Traditional remedy for what exactly?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)
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To get rid of the gerbil stuck in his anus?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (KDPiq)
Traditional remedy for what exactly?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Gullibility.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:09 PM (0Htd1)
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I don't think comfort is the main focus, but I'm just a guy, so what do I know?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (nWPIJ)
Nope. I didn't read any of the previous content. I scrolled and stopped here, where I shall remain for the rest of the evening.
Posted by: The ghost of Thomas Jefferson at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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They're eating the dogs, eating the cats, and seals. It's mass hysteria there.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (WDjG6)
Corpses floating past my hotel window! Cannibalism in the superdome, or wherever these iceback reindeer wranglers play their sports!
Posted by: Shep Smith at January 08, 2026 10:10 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: mindful webworker - beer at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (dESj/)
463 448 444 Little-known fact thanks to MSM indifference, but White Wednesday has been a thing in Iran for years. Women get in front of a camera, take off their scarves, and wave them around.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Just their scarves? I really enjoyed this:
Ray! RAY!!
https://tinyurl.com/jadfmyzp
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (Xbquz)
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Parasitic Twin at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (oftw2)
https://shorturl.at/IzYvE
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: davidt
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Some chants of thanking Elon Musk by crowds for that also reported.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friend
Do you know where your mullah is?
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at January 08, 2026 10:12 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I'll take "A" Gene
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A veeeery nasty area of Detroit, Delray, got cleared out for the Gordie bridge, so call that a win.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2026 10:12 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm willing to help relieve their discomfort.
Posted by: The ghost of Thomas Jefferson at January 08, 2026 10:12 PM (1Nv0l)
Anyone? Anyone?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:12 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:02 PM (n4Qav)
That's my "pet" name for Kammie!
Posted by: Brown Willie at January 08, 2026 10:13 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:13 PM (n4Qav)
As always, I have no idea. But if you play all three at the same time, it's… interesting.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I can only use this joke once at January 08, 2026 10:13 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Iran State TV is running Cucker Tarlson on air.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:14 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: I Was In The Pool! at January 08, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)
Saw him earlier, but seeing how the Rangers absolutely gave up late in the 3rd, and lost to the Sabres 5-2
I fear for his mental health
Posted by: browndog snipes one short side at January 08, 2026 10:15 PM (3sXRv)
Part 1
New food pyramid
Vastly reduced Vaccine schedule
Widespread daycare/medical fraud uncovered
ICE rounding up the leeches – both foreign and domestic
Blue states and cities shitting themselves
Overwhelming evidence 2020 elections were rigged
Venezuela – Maduro thrown out
US Armed forces getting back in shape – increased recruitment numbers
Illegals getting thrown out
Melania
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:15 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:14 PM (WDjG6)
Was this on anybody's bingo card?
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)
(btw, today is Elvis' Birthday.)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 10:15 PM (ZoXoN)
Inflation getting under control
Manufacturing being brought back into the States
Trade deficit shrinking
Space exploration reaching new heights
America first
War on drugs intensified
Traditional Catholicism rising among the young
DEI being pushed out
Traditional middle class beginning to reclaim it’s power, footing and pride
Regime change in Iran
Traditional media self-destructing
Elon – need I say more?
US Government cutting out anti-US orgs from their funding
Indictments swore out for scum elected officials
Trannies seen for what they are – mentally ill or attention whores
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 10:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:14 PM (WDjG6)
I saw that on Youtube. He is a useful idiot for the Mullahs. *shocked face*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:16 PM (n4Qav)
I also did not know that Steely Dan was a dildo til this year. My husband told me. He has had to tell me a lot of things over the decades.
I am not even going to try on the songs, Doof. Too stupid and mourning the dead Venezuelan cartel pimps in Portland.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:17 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: nerdygirl
We are grateful for the sacrifices some of youse ladies make for fashion.
Posted by: mindful webworker - like Melania's high heels at January 08, 2026 10:18 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Well, when two men love each other very much, they do this thing that might seem strange.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friend
Do you know where your mullah is?
Posted by: Public Service Announcement
Hello mullah
Hello fatah
Here I am at
the intifada
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (rw18T)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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I think his Qatar puppeteers are getting antsy. If Iran goes down the Al Thani family has suddenly lost its protector from the other Gulf States and Saudi Arabia. Current Saudi regime loathes the Al Thanis.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (Wmg4n)
Skating, XC-skiing, and luge lanes?
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (cUMVS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)
I didn't know they had enough people there for a right. Those Atlantic puffins and lemm___s must really be pissed.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (ZoXoN)
Hello fatah
Here I am at
the intifada
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:19 PM (nhCoE)
Cute!
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Ya THINK???
I've seen photos of protesters with RED Hammer & Sickle posters out on the street.
They think "It's Their Time!!"
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (25kuG)
If it is real, it is a very big deal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Is it a big fucking deal? Asking for my friend Joe.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (kgFPv)
Skating, XC-skiing, and luge lanes?
Posted by: t-bird
No curling?
Pfffft!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: A Trans "Woman" In The Women's Locker Room at Planet Fitness at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
The reindeer must be pissed off about something.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:21 PM (WDjG6)
Yeah, Elon enabled free Starlink back around Midnight Hammer time. Any station in Iran gets free access. Trouble, though, is the hardware/receivers, which have to be smuggled in. Shah Jr says they have a bunch, but they need more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 10:21 PM (w6EFb)
I asked "what major bad events happened six years ago?"
Answer:
"Six years ago, in 2010, major negative events included the devastating Haiti earthquake that killed hundreds of thousands, the massive Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico (one of the worst environmental disasters ever..."
That's how smart
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 10:21 PM (TI34B)
I would not want to be married to a man in that profession. I think it would make me nervous that he'd whip out a speculum one night.
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:21 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
What about fake boobs? You okay with those?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Really??
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Big enough to give Average Joe a heart attack. He'll probably go out doing the things he loved at the glory hole of his favorite truck stop.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: TRex - oktoberfest dino at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:23 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)
Six years ago from today (January 8, 2026) is calendar year 2020. Major widely regarded “bad” events in 2020 included:
* COVID-19 pandemic and global lockdowns
WHO declared COVID-19 a pandemic on March 11, 2020; it triggered mass mortality, healthcare disruption, and broad shutdowns worldwide. ([World Health Organization][1])
* Global economic crash and recession
International institutions projected (and later recorded) a sharp global contraction in 2020 tied to the pandemic and containment measures. ([IMF][2])
* Oil market shock (WTI went negative)
On April 20, 2020, the front-month WTI crude oil futures contract settled below $0, reflecting extreme dislocation in demand and storage. ([Congress.gov][3])
* George Floyd killing and ensuing unrest
George Floyd was killed in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020; protests and civil unrest spread across the U.S. and internationally. ([HISTORY][4])
* Beirut port explosion (Lebanon)
On August 4, 2020, a massive ammonium nitrate explosion devastated Beirut, causing large-scale casualties and displacement. ([Encyclopedia Britannica][5])
etc etc
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Guy Who Only Skims Headlines at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (kgFPv)
If it is real, it is a very big deal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)
I saw a video reportedly showing the state TV building in Isfahan being burnt to the ground.
It was on Tousi TV on YouTube during a livestream earlier today.
They are also burning the recently installed statues of Qasem Soleimani that the regime put up all over the country.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: I'll take "A" Gene
That's so Detroiters can get to the casinos in Windsor.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (cUMVS)
Posted by: Mayor Katie Wilson at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
There is a long drawn out joke out there comparing regular army, marines, ranger, green beanies, SEALs, and Delta running a mission.
Costs, timelines, logistics package, enemy casualties, etc.
Was not unrealistic and quite humorous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tonypete
Yeah, yeah, sure. But what has he done for us lately?!?
🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - like, in the past hour or two? at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (dESj/)
The U.S. manufacturing sector is projected to experience a significant rebound in 2025, with forecasts indicating a 4.2% increase in overall revenues and a 5.2% rise in capital expenditures.
Posted by: whig
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I only know what I read, and today I read this:
https://tinyurl.com/3c3jaax7
Some highlights:
manufacturing employment has contracted for nine consecutive months
there are 58,000 fewer jobs in manufacturing today than when Trump took office
steel industry is cutting jobs and shuttered a mill
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (EEvvy)
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They are also burning the recently installed statues of Qasem Soleimani that the regime put up all over the country.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (6ydKt)
Fire can't melt steel!!!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (ULPxl)
I asked "what major bad events happened six years ago?"
Answer:
"Six years ago, in 2010, major negative events included the devastating Haiti earthquake that killed hundreds of thousands, the massive Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico (one of the worst environmental disasters ever..."
That's how smart
Posted by: JM in Illinois
Holy shit! AI already built a time machine!
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (nhCoE)
Why are people sticking things in orifices that are outgoing only?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
___________
I had a prostate procedure done and I'm not sure what was worse, putting the catheter in or pulling it out later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Guy Who Only Skims Headlines at January 08, 2026 10:24 PM (kgFPv)
How could you forget me?
Dead TrenD Cartel Pimp in Portland
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:20 PM (25kuG)
Did you also see the story that 19 R reps voted to extend ozerocare subsidies? You're gonna have to start with getting rid of the GOPe types first.
Posted by: Brown Willie at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
Some people will do anything for attention.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
https://shorturl.at/IzYvE
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 10:11 PM (ULPxl)
Yes it is.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 10:27 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: A Leech at January 08, 2026 10:27 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:27 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
***cough***
Ballet
***cough***
Posted by: browndog snipes one short side at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
It looks like a painting by that Kincaid guy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
No experience with those. Couldn't say.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:28 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Brown Willie
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Won't help them. No enough to overcome a veto and the Senate already blocked a vote on this very item in Dec. Not enough senators to break cloture.
Failure theater which is what is mainly what Congress does nowadays when they don't send money to fraudsters.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (WDjG6)
Is it just me or is much of the world at a tipping point? Like lots of things happen all the time but this feels different. Like this feels like the time to remember exactly where you are the moment things start breaking loose.
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (G0ZPd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:26 PM (tgvbd)
I was never taught how to cath a male. In a different med center years later I was supposed to do this one night, and called my husband (who was an orderly when I was in school). He told me how over the phone.
The poor man was dying anyway and I think I might have sped it up a bit and kept apologizing. I did give him pain medicine prior, so I really did feel badly for him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (25kuG)
Vastly reduced Vaccine schedule
Widespread daycare/medical fraud uncovered
ICE rounding up the leeches – both foreign and domestic
Blue states and cities shitting themselves
Overwhelming evidence 2020 elections were rigged
Venezuela – Maduro thrown out
US Armed forces getting back in shape – increased recruitment numbers
Illegals getting thrown out
Melania
Posted by: Tonypete
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and that's the night that the lights went out in Tehran.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 10:30 PM (rw18T)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:31 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 10:31 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 10:30 PM (rw18T)
... that's the night they drove the mullah down.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 10:32 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
1) Led Zeppelin releases an album called "In Through the Out Door."
B) John Bonham gets coma-drunk and chokes to death on his own vomit.
Symbolism, people! No in through the out door!
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:32 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:33 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 08, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:34 PM (n4Qav)
I tried to harm him once, thinking someone was breaking into the house. I did not hear the garage door raise and armed myself with a full bottle of detergent to "surprise" the intruder;s head.
He paused for a second, then walked in and told me this is why I will never have a gun.
He might change his mind, but until then I have to hope I can fight back if it comes to that and anyone invades our mountain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:34 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (WDjG6)
Sure, whig, I know that. But these greasy bastards need to eliminate it. They're not buying themselves any votes by continuing the fraudulently passed act.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (WDjG6)
Sure, whig, I know that. But these greasy bastards need to eliminate it. They're not buying themselves any votes by continuing the fraudulently passed act.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Robert
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We are at a tipping point. A whole lot of energy and money has been spent trying to avoid change world wide and not the sort of change the left believes in. Venezuela falling means Iran is on the brink, if Iran goes, that means Cuba is under even more pressure to fold up, and that puts pressure on both Russia and China.
Ditto for the Danes threatening to kick the US out of NATO because of Greenland.
Then you have the possible implosion of the Democrat party that has engaged in widespread thievery, voter fraud, trying to keep illegal criminals in the US, and many were on the take from cartels and Venezuela among other places.
Bessent is paralyzing Congress with the claim that easily over 600 billion bucks of fraud has been identified. Rubio just put the kibosh on US membership in 66 international organization which means more redundant federal employees to be laid off, no more sinecures for elites to put their family.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (WDjG6)
Is it just me or is much of the world at a tipping point? Like lots of things happen all the time but this feels different. Like this feels like the time to remember exactly where you are the moment things start breaking loose.
Posted by: Robert
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It does feel pretty lively, one of those "The Year That Was!" years. And it's interesting how populist (that dirty word) it is. The movement is coming from masses of people, not our betters orbiting up there on Elysium.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 10:35 PM (/lPRQ)
3 MORE YEARS!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:31 PM (25kuG)
THINKING AT LEAST 7
Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 08, 2026 10:36 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Brainwashing: you're doing it..... pretty well, actually.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:36 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 08, 2026 10:36 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:32 PM (nhCoE)
What if I wore a raspberry beret? The kind you find at a secondhand store?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:36 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Shades of scrambled cable days at January 08, 2026 10:36 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: Charlie Allnut at January 08, 2026 10:37 PM (wVcYX)
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
They think they are but matters are moving so fast that this is already obsolete. I think the Big Ugly of how much our elites have looted this country is coming out and that is pretty much teh blue state officials and some red staters. Then you have the massive Act Blue and perhaps Win Red congressional funding scandals, and the possibility that Trump might be able to kill the federal income tax for individuals adding in tariff revenue just by eliminating fraud and collecting tariffs on imports.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (WDjG6)
17 Rioting in Greenland and the collapse of the regime in Minnesota. Yes, it's been wild.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (tgvbd)
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Wait, there's rioting in Greenland?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM
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The unrest came from an unfounded rumor that everyone was getting $100,000, but the annual canned ham distribution was ending.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (9CVFk)
Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 08, 2026 10:39 PM (updBu)
Posted by: I'll take "A" Gene at January 08, 2026 10:08 PM (uQesX)
I was thinking it, but I didn't want to say it...
Posted by: sal at January 08, 2026 10:39 PM (f+FmA)
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (WONhk)
Trump should have some ICE and Border Patrol SUVs roll down the aisles of Congress. That would be popcorn-worthy.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:39 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 10:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper
I was worried you were going to read him the riot act for stealing your "fashion segment."
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:40 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:40 PM (25kuG)
Failure theater which is what is mainly what Congress does nowadays when they don't send money to fraudsters.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:29 PM (WDjG6)
Sure, whig, I know that. But these greasy bastards need to eliminate it. They're not buying themselves any votes by continuing the fraudulently passed act.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I'd lay serious money on well over half of those ass kissers deciding to "spend more time with my family" just before primary season begins. Shades of Paul Ryan and his brigade of moral cowards skipping out of town ahead of the 2018 elections.
Pubbies don't fight; Pubbies take flight!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Yep. And it was mainly the mullahs in recent years. That is what is really killing the regime, the mullahs can't or won't stop their terror machine and making average Iranians pay for it while they are at the brink of poverty. The bazaars are what brought the Shah down and it may be a repeat as the bazaar protests are shutting those down.
Meanwhile Cucker Tarlson is flapping his gums on Iranian State TV.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:41 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:38 PM (WDjG6)
Be nice, for sure. If the court decides against the Trump tariffs, what then?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:41 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:05 PM
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Six Danes and an Eskimo aren't a riot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (QGaXH)
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I'm hoping Delta Force charges in halfway through to arrest a bunch of fraudsters.
BTW, if there's a SotU drinking game, you chug your whole drink if that happens.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (nhCoE)
the SOTU is going to be lit!
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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What will they do? If they don't show up, they'll miss the chance to pull some childish pranks like dressing in a Theme Color and ripping up the speech.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (EEvvy)
Pubbies don't fight; Pubbies take flight!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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More like a handful I think. Trump has changed the GOP party while no one is championing Paul Ryan or boasting about Mitch McConnell anymore. Ditto for Rand Paul or Massie.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:43 PM (eStot)
I thought a construction guy from next door's new house building was trying to steal food from the freezer and then break in.
I ain't going down easy. And don't take my food!
He made me laugh by a fast pause and looking at his wife, then just walking by with groceries like it happened every day.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (WONhk)
With this carbuncle in Mina-So-Cold, the commies think they have an actual in for a Civil War...
Paid protesters and all.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (25kuG)
Anyway, “Maggot Therapy” is an actual thing, because fly larvae or maggots only eat diseased tissue. If you have a wound that is infected, the idea is to expose it to flies for a day. Cover the wound, and let the maggots do their thing. Clean the wound out when bright red blood appears. Fun, eh?
If you think you have a tapeworm, eat the contents of 1 or 2 Cigarettes. You probably won’t want a cigarette again for a while, but it will shock the tapeworm or kill it.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (x4uGH)
He immediately reimposes the tariffs under a different law.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (eStot)
Saw him earlier, but seeing how the Rangers absolutely gave up late in the 3rd, and lost to the Sabres 5-2
I fear for his mental health
Posted by: browndog snipes one short side at January 08, 2026 10:15 PM (3sXRv)
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Sabres are playing legit this year ... finally.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (UVyKP)
If she wants to leave I've got a bit of space in my apartment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2026 10:45 PM (CHHv1)
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I'm hoping Delta Force charges in halfway through to arrest a bunch of fraudsters.
BTW, if there's a SotU drinking game, you chug your whole drink if that happens.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (nhCoE)
I proposed a SotU drinking game a day or two ago......maybe if we keep asking....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 10:45 PM (QGaXH)
Iran State TV is running Cucker Tarlson Emmanuel Goldstein on air.
FIFY
Posted by: Kindltot
An aware and capable of feeling shame person would take what is in effect his becoming a shill for an oppressive government as a sign that he's hitched his wagon to the wrong cause and then go 'way and think about why he's so far removed from following ml an honorable path.
But Mr. Shrill Girlish Laugh is neither aware nor capable of feeling shame, by all available evidence.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
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What if it just pisses it off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:45 PM (nWPIJ)
What will they do? If they don't show up, they'll miss the chance to pull some childish pranks like dressing in a Theme Color and ripping up the speech.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (EEvvy)
Instead of the wimmen dressing in white suits, I am really hoping for the Handmaiden's Tale. But screwing up and wearing what looks like KKK cone hats.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Adminstration already has fallbacks in law. Tariffs are the one thing that Presidents have always had the power to levy. There is also the possibility that Trump agreements with all these other nations about tariff levels make the whole dispute moot for most countries that signed executive agreements.
President is allowed wide latitude in such matters regardless of what Congress thinks.
Congress itself has covered itself in disgrace and a lot of the fraud is going to be traced right back to the Congress critters in office and their illegal financing of their campaigns.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:46 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (nWPIJ)
Could be, depends on the timing and the material they got
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 10:47 PM (rbvCR)
Hopefully they don't run out of barf bags!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 10:47 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)
If she wants to leave I've got a bit of space in my apartment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
It's Seattle, and she has expressed her adamant intention many times here not to leave.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:48 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 10:42 PM (EEvvy)
Instead of the wimmen dressing in white suits, I am really hoping for the Handmaiden's Tale. But screwing up and wearing what looks like KKK cone hats.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
They should cut the shit and wear burkas.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:48 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:49 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 10:49 PM (QMAsf)
178 If you think you have a tapeworm, eat the contents of 1 or 2 Cigarettes. You probably won’t want a cigarette again for a while, but it will shock the tapeworm or kill it.
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I've been told not to use mouse poison indoors; what if they die there?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 10:49 PM (6dC8H)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Who? at January 08, 2026 10:50 PM (x4uGH)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 10:49 PM (QMAsf)
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This is so the right thing to do
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 10:50 PM (6dC8H)
Who brought the case to the SC, then? Sounds to me like there's no standing by anyone to object. The court ought to dismiss the complaint.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 10:50 PM (uQesX)
What Democrat womyn wearing white again? Hello Labor Day?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Why, they are modern day suffragettes, donchano?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (n4Qav)
The Dims now defend violent lesbian protesters as well as two child trafficking illegal Venezuelan cartel members in 24hrs! A new record of their insanity!
Walz, I hope you enjoy gen pop. Or maybe they will have you bunk with Nick Reiner! Save money and double up! Watch out for toothbrush shanks, tho!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (WONhk)
All3 bands AND all 3 songs ... contain the letter 'e'.
QED
Posted by: Adriane the Alphabetic Critic . . . at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)
I'm hoping they go full stupid, and dress in Antifa gear and wave their flags. None of them would be in the chamber, because they'd be getting processed for federal crimes.
I can hope, right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)
"Yesterday, President Trump and Marco Rubio announced the U.S. withdrawal from the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC). Today, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent makes the official notification to the UN.
The notification is important because the 1992 UNFCCC was ratified by the U.S. Senate 34 years ago, making it one of the first UniParty climate change pacts supported by the ¹DC business model.
According to the terms of the treaty, withdrawal from the UNFCCC requires an official notification to the United Nations, and the dissolution takes effect one year later.'" CTH
Once the treaty is dead in the US, it cannot be revived by a new president absent a whole new 2/3rds of the Senate ratifying it all over again.
That removes a whole lot of ability to issue carbon taxes, carbon credit trading, etc. as the justification is now dead for the US.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (WDjG6)
That Minnesota Lt Gov with the Somali headgear could show them how to do it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (eStot)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
I can hope, right?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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NYC protesters were calling for Kristy Noem's death. With their preprinted professional signage of course.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:52 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
All of them?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:52 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It's like Gramma Tonypete always said, "They get you coming and going."
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Who? at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (x4uGH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
She can plump her lips with filler. We can pump saline into our chests or just slap on a push-up bra engineered by NASA to defy gravity. We can nuke our greys with dye or bleach. We can slap on makeup and contour so hard we redraw our entire face like we're Picasso. And do you know why we get to do all this glorious fakery, sir? Because this is America, baby, and our country is founded on this very thing. You may be thinking, “Piper, what the heck are you even talking about, founded on this?” Let me explain. The bald eagle, the majestic symbol of our freedom, doesn't even use its own voice. Nope. That beast flies around dubbing itself with the fierce screech of a red-tailed hawk because its real chirp sounds like a squeaky dog toy. We have carried this tradition onward and upward in the name of freedom.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (p4NUW)
Gutfeld referred to Jen Psaki tonight as "Pippi Wrongstocking" and "Strawberry Shortbus".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
Costs, timelines, logistics package, enemy casualties, etc.
Was not unrealistic and quite humorous.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 10:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Oh, I think I know this one. The punchline is where the guy says, "Listen to me carefully this time: I said bring the POSSE!!"
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Don Black
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Trump quotes Lady Lindsay Graham and who said to Capitol Hill cops on Jan 6, 2021
"You have guns, just shoot them."
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 08, 2026 10:55 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
All of them?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 10:52 PM (n4Qav)
And some of the GOPe would join them. Whether they get thrown out for their own behavior, or in solidarity with their partners in crime, is an open question.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 10:55 PM (S/Y4j)
something, something ... I think eating raw pumpkin seeds will also work.
Posted by: Adriane the Alphabetic Critic . . . at January 08, 2026 10:55 PM (3ZUWJ)
He's been using the IEEPA (International Emergency Economic Powers Act) for tariffing because it's the easiest. He can change tariffs several times a day if he wants. The problem is, the IEEPA doesn't specifically say anything about tariffing as an emergency economic power of the Presiident, but it's kind of implied. But if the ability to tariff under the IEEPA isn't actually there, he's got other laws he can use, just not so flexibly.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:55 PM (eStot)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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You don't want to know what goes on. I worked the House floor a long time ago during the Reagan era before I went back to school for grad degree and used the military to pay for it.
I think I got counted as a yea standing vote one time propping up drunk Congress critters on an omnibus spending bill by Tip O'Neill. It was the end of a lame duck Congress session and late in December.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:56 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (S/Y4j)
Palestinian keffiyeh's are trendy with the Antifa vibe. Maybe some Somilian turbans like Omar's to stand united in insanity. Waving Venezuelan flags...forgetting about the Ukraine, as that is so yesterday.
https://tinyurl.com/kmkz3kt8
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 10:56 PM (WONhk)
how many Democrats will be ejected from the SOTU for being complete assholes? Shouting, throwing things, openly masturbating ?
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy!
Speaker Johnson should execute quick and dirty installations of public restroom stalls, with doors, around each of the Dims' seats so they can engage in the sort of hog hammering in public / private that their favorite group of mentally ill folks enjoy in women's gym locker rooms around our land.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:56 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (p4NUW)
Dayum. You working on a newsletter? That was a good mini rant!
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 10:56 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 10:57 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:45 PM (xG4kz)
Oh, no. He has the vocal styling of Meryl Streep. Once you hear it you can't ignore it.
He takes out after Mark Levin, most recently, which I think has a lot of Levin fanbois' panties in a knot too.
Tucker's main sin is to question the base philosophy of the Boomers: Beating Hitler Justifies Everything We Have Done Since Then. Which, since that blanket acceptance includes everything Clinton, Obama and Biden did, that not perhaps the shiniest ideal.
But you seem willing to ball up your tiny fists to make the bad Tucker go away, and forbid everyone from listening to his badthink, so all I can do is hope you get that presidency of the HOA so you can taste real power.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 10:57 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2026 10:57 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Don Black
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Trump quotes Lady Lindsay Graham and who said to Capitol Hill cops on Jan 6, 2021
"You have guns, just shoot them."
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (WDjG6)
Does the Sergeant-At-Arms have a halberd to brandish menacingly and is he proficient with it?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:58 PM (wVcYX)
Something about the titles of each of those songs.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 10:58 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
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Imagine being surrounded by 375,000 Jen Psakis in 49 sq miles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
Aha! Leitmotif. When does Doof ever use words loke leitmotif? Never. That's when Doof used words like leitmotif. This is obviously a major clue that will give the entire game away.
So, is there anybody out there who can explain to me what the heck "leitmotif" means?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)
It's queer, ain't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
George Floyd was killed in Minneapolis on May 25, 2020; protests and civil unrest spread across the U.S. and internationally. ([HISTORY][4])
Another example why AI is garbage.
It takes everything on zee net and gives you the most common factor - whatever the MFM repeats ad infinitum. Now with AI ginning up web pages on virtually every topic you end up with one massive mud hole.
George Floyd killed himself with an OD.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)
Vastly reduced Vaccine schedule
Widespread daycare/medical fraud uncovered
ICE rounding up the leeches – both foreign and domestic
Blue states and cities shitting themselves
Overwhelming evidence 2020 elections were rigged
Venezuela – Maduro thrown out
US Armed forces getting back in shape – increased recruitment numbers
Illegals getting thrown out
Melania
Posted by: Tonypete
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Alex: I'll take "Things Kamala would never do" for $1000
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (vWgxe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
But you seem willing to ball up your tiny fists to make the bad Tucker go away, and forbid everyone from listening to his badthink, so all I can do is hope you get that presidency of the HOA so you can taste real power.
Posted by: Kindltot
How original.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 10:44 PM (25kuG)
Pity someone hasn't hired.some."counter protesters." And equipped them with brass knuckles and truncheons.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: tankdemon
A short, repeating musical phrase.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: A Place For Mom! at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (oftw2)
Whew!
Anyway, do what you want. I'm just saying I don't like the look. Oh, and I don't like the bottom left pic either. Tattoos on a woman are yecchh.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I don't think so. Cutting their throat if they do electorally. They might stay silent or seated but the Dems won't be able to get much public support in a SOTU from the GOPe types. GOPe is caught with their balls in a vise by the Don.
The big resistance in the Ryan years was driven by the Chamber of Commerce types but they overplayed their hand in Trump's first term. Lately, Chamber of Commerce has been really quiet as Mitch, their champion was demoted and heading out to pasture. And the Don governs like a Democrat by punishing political opposition this time because his cabinet is behind him.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: A Place For Mom!
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I was there working for the House when he won his first term. Decent then, probably rancid as Nanzi now. Makes me feel old.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:01 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Doof at January 08
Rest up, zinc up, vit c up, and make sure you are eating real food. You can’t take care of Mama Doof if you are sick. Plus, that would mean I have to do another whole ONT on my own. Is this what we really want? I just wrote a screed justifying lip filler because of Eagles. We should think of the horde and their safety here.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:02 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (xG4kz)
I was proud of it, thank you.
I am glad you accept it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Hells Angels and the Diablos are available, I guess.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:02 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (p4NUW)
Piper, can I have what you are drinking,milady? This was a Julia Sugabaker speech if I ever read one!
I don't have fake anything. I wish I did have something other than an underwire at times, but that's life. I still have eyelashes people think are fake and that's it.
My late brother would be thrilled to hear I still have big lips, as he gave me pure de hell about them in our youth. He knew between that, telling me I had a pig nose and not to flair my nostrils at him that war was coming. We brawled til he got stronger than me.
I do highlight my blonde hair and may do it forever. Otherwise, can be ready in 10min flat if in a hurry, and watch the bumps if I am applying mascara in a speeding car.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 11:02 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Steny Hoyer is a youthful 86. Surprised he is leaving Congress. Guess he wants to travel while he is still young.
Posted by: A Place For Mom!
Once he got passed over for Minority Leader by Temu Obama, what had he left to do there? He was not going to become Speaker.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:55 PM (eStot)
Then you'd think the court would let him have his way. But with the coward John Roberts, they may block him knowing he can use the other ways to impose the tariffs. Trump - and us - win anyway.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Doof
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Make sure the hospital food is edible for your Mom or sneak her some treats. Prayers for a speedy recovery for your Mom and some sleep for you.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (WDjG6)
One theory on the MaryJo Kopechne scandal is that Edward wasn’t driving. He had gotten spooked by a passing prowl car and bailed the AO on foot. Mary Jo eventually tried to drive back to the party by herself, and unfamiliar with the area crashed into the Chappaquidick
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (x4uGH)
So, is there anybody out there who can explain to me what the heck "leitmotif" means?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 10:59 PM (ZoXoN)
Been using it for about a month in each ONT!
I will admit to stealing it. Radio station I used to listen to in the 80s and 90s (WHFS - Washington / Baltimore) had "My 3 Songs" each weekday afternoon. The DJ, named Weasel (no not OUT Weasel) would say they had a "common theme, common meaning, or common leitmotif".
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:04 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: One leech one bladder at January 08, 2026 11:04 PM (fKeBm)
Whew!
Anyway, do what you want. I'm just saying I don't like the look. Oh, and I don't like the bottom left pic either. Tattoos on a woman are yecchh.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January
It was quite a stretch, wasn’t it? Especially since I don’t even have lip filler or the other cosmetic procedures I mentioned. I can contour pretty well, though, and I can slap on some eyelashes that don’t look like caterpillars or spiders. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Doof at January
Ready for a flash back? Wasn’t he on 99.1 when that was alt rock?
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (p4NUW)
What was that guy’s name? Wayne somebody? I think he was chairman of the ways and means committee. Ended up crashing his car in the reflecting pool drunk, with hookers. They couldn’t cover that up, and he had to resign his position.
Wilbur Mills, D-Arkansas, with the stripper Fannie Fox. He fled the car through the Reflecting Pool when it came to a stop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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I honestly think it may come out since Trump has already made agreements with most countries, that the Court may punt and call those challenges moot but rollback tariffs where the US does not have an agreement.
I really should go back and read the legislative history of teh act in question but those are frankly boring as hell and some justices ignore them anyway (Scalia for example).
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (WDjG6)
Drunk Teddy runs away because of the Fuzz and Mary Jo turns the Olds 88 into a submarine.
Some Lion of the Senate. Brave Sir Teddy ran away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (2GVsD)
the SOTU is going to be lit!
The Dims are going to never stand up and we can hope for some having fits, live.
Will Hakeem tear the speech in half like Nancy did?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (pkeXY)
I'm wondering just what the medical problem is with an astronaut on the ISS. They're not gonna to do a "bugout", and emergency jump into the capsule and deorbit right now, but they're bringing Crew-11 home early in a few days.
It could be a blood clot, which is a known risk in zero-g. That happened in 2019, I was just reading, but they were able to handle it with blood thinners onboard.
This is the first time that NASA has had to do this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Well, hot dog! Very rare that I'd care, but come on former Rebels!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (p4NUW)
Yes. That's the station I'm referring to. 99.1FM WHFS.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (2GVsD)
Wilbur Mills, D-Arkansas, with the stripper Fannie Fox. He fled the car through the Reflecting Pool when it came to a stop.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Two separate scandals, the first was the sob chair of House Oversight, Wayne Hays who was doing his secretaries as mistresses. He left congress. Wilbur Mills was the fanny fox scandal and did not run for reelection. He was long time House Ways and Means chair. The only guy willing to stand up to LBJ on welfare bills.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:08 PM (WDjG6)
need to be labeled...
ENEMIES OF THE STATE.
Just my view.
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 11:08 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2026 11:08 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 11:00 PM (cYBz/)
Okay, maybe "leitmotif" isn't the key to unlocking the mystery after all.
Little Queen
Secret Journey
Countdown to Ecstasy
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (QMAsf)
One theory on the MaryJo Kopechne scandal is that Edward wasn’t driving. He had gotten spooked by a passing prowl car and bailed the AO on foot. Mary Jo eventually tried to drive back to the party by herself, and unfamiliar with the area crashed into the Chappaquidick
Posted by: Common Tater
If that were the case, then why did he go through the public performance by wearing the neck brace as though he had gotten hurt?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (xG4kz)
They were preparing two astronauts for a spacewalk the other day. They broadcast live audio of stuff on the ISS all the time. At one point in that transmission, one of the astronauts was heard requesting a private channel with the flight surgeon.
The spacewalk was soon scrubbed. So whatever it was, that's when it began.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/4m6k465m
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
As honorary ette MiladyJo just said, that was amazing.
____
Best rallying ballad since the one about that Scottish girl defending her sister with ax and knife… had a real Scottish ballad sound. Found several, not the one I remembered.
Posted by: mindful webworker - music has power to lift spirits and strengthen hearts at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (dESj/)
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
@SecScottBessent
14h
Effective immediately, the United States is withdrawing from @theGCF.
Our nation will no longer fund radical organizations like the GCF whose goals run contrary to the fact that affordable, reliable energy is fundamental to economic growth and poverty reduction.
Jan 8, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC
(GCF is the Green Climate Fund by the way)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
Next thing you know, you'll be touting gold stocks!
PS: bring back the Asian chicks on the couture segments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (uQesX)
That Minnesota Lt Gov with the Somali headgear could show them how to do it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:51 PM (eStot)
Whatever the dems do, if anything, I hope Trump pauses before beginning his speech and just rips into them, calling them unserious fools mugging for the camera when there's serious business before the house.
Just really call them to shame.
Then continue with his speechifying.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
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"Mother"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Haha! Sadly, I come by those crazy moments naturally. I very rarely drink, and right now I have chamomile lavender tea. I am hoping for it to lower my volume a little bit so I can go to sleep. I taught our weight training class tonight and did most of it with my clients. They were pretty long term ones who don’t require much in the way of corrections. The result is endorphins and Eagle stories.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (p4NUW)
Little Queen
Secret Journey
Countdown to Ecstasy
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (ZoXoN)
The Steely Dan song is The Boston Rag.
Little Queen
The Boston Rag
Secret Journey
Pick one word from each title
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (QMAsf)
"What's the throw-weight of the SS-18 Soviet ICBM?"
"Which mode? Different configurations for each" (then proceeded to reel off the different numbers). Silence the rest of the ride.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (U/Byj)
Kennel dogs put up for the night and fed, house dogs run out, medicine taken, evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
Yep a Nazi. We hate Nazis.
We also support Ukraine who are Nazis who hate Russia who want to kill Nazis as a cultural imperative.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (WDjG6)
He started wearing a neck brace for a while after the incident. That was pretty gay. 1969 must have been “interesting”. Moon landing, Chappaquidick, Woodstock, and the Manson Family murders on Cielo drive, all within a few weeks of each other
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2026 11:12 PM (x4uGH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2026 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
"Mother" mars and otherwise perfect Synchronicity, but all their albums are very good.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:12 PM (ZoXoN)
@SecScottBessent
14h
Effective immediately, the United States is withdrawing from @theGCF.
Our nation will no longer fund radical organizations like the GCF whose goals run contrary to the fact that affordable, reliable energy is fundamental to economic growth and poverty reduction.
Jan 8, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC
(GCF is the Green Climate Fund by the way)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (rbvCR)
How dare you!
Posted by: Goblin Thunberg at January 08, 2026 11:12 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:12 PM (XuXeR)
PS: bring back the Asian chicks on the couture segments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January
I need to get that to Doof tomorrow so I will see what I can do!
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
"Born In The 50s" was shit.
Half of Synchronicity was Sting being smug and when other bandmates got their oars in, we got "Mother".
The Police' only really good record was Reggatta de Blanc.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 11:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 08, 2026 11:13 PM (LNeRu)
Secret Journey
Countdown to Ecstasy
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:09 PM (ZoXoN)
(snaps fingers)
I got it! Hugh Grant!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:13 PM (uQesX)
Under normal circumstances this leave them in a very difficult position. However, because it is located in Minneapolis they probably already reopened as a "learing" day care center funded by Tim Walz's perpetual fraud machine.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: qwerty at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (E7DRw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (pkeXY)
Mike Johnson might have a say about that.
Posted by: Mind Over Matter at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (kgFPv)
Each song title contains the name of another band.
Queen
Boston
Journey
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 10:53 PM (p4NUW)
Damn Straight!
As I was reading that I heard fife and drums in the background like on Green Acres back in the day...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:15 PM (QMAsf)
"What's the throw-weight of the SS-18 Soviet ICBM?"
"Which mode? Different configurations for each" (then proceeded to reel off the different numbers). Silence the rest of the ride.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (U/Byj)
Nice answer!
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at January 08, 2026 11:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:15 PM (n4Qav)
I also note that if one is on public assistance, one can no longer remit to ... whereverstan
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:16 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)
From all I can find, it’s because Cuba has maybe 20 days worth of gas and diesel supplies left on the island, and no more coming in now that Trump has shut the Venezuelan connection down.
After that, Cuba’s army is either going to have to walk or take bicycles to anywhere they want to fight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:16 PM (UXPSq)
Boston
Journey
Posted by: qwerty at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (E7DRw)
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295 Okay, now that you've smacked me with a clue-by-four.
Each song title contains the name of another band.
Queen
Boston
Journey
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (ZoXoN)
Boom
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (QMAsf)
And no Soviet ICBM had positraction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (U/Byj)
>>Half of Synchronicity was Sting being smug and when other bandmates got their oars in, we got "Mother".
Sting being smug is what made The Police, The Police.
And I like Mother, it's a weird song that comes out of left field and keeps going left.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (XV/Pl)
No more publicly funded American universities? Nice!!!
Posted by: Mind Over Matter at January 08, 2026 11:18 PM (kgFPv)
youtu.be/X2y4CFl706c
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 11:18 PM (gKWVE)
Will Hakeem tear the speech in half like Nancy did?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
He won't be seated behind PDJT. It will be Johnson and Vance. This Minority Leader will be seated in the seats on the floor with the rest of his deranged colleagues.
Have the Dims picked a rebuttal speaker to come back at PDJT, or has that practice become a thing of the past?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
·
2h
THIS IS INSANE 🚨
Liberals protesting in New York City are chanting “Abolish ICE!" — "Kill Them All, Burn Them All"
They are openly calling to murder and burn federal officers, this is what a REAL insurrection looks like
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM (UXPSq)
Posted by: fourseasons at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM (XuXeR)
As I was reading that I heard fife and drums in the background like on Green Acres back in the day...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:20 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mikeski regrets nothing at January 08, 2026 11:20 PM (nhCoE)
Copeland's drumming is always good bit I think he especially shines on "Every little thing she does is magic".
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: fourseasons at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM (3ek7K)
One can hope. I've been watching the Iranians trying to retake their country from radical Islam. What are the Portland Fags up to?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (U/Byj)
Surely you nailed the correct ignition timing question.
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Did you see any names?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
"Which mode? Different configurations for each" (then proceeded to reel off the different numbers). Silence the rest of the ride.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:11 PM (U/Byj)
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pffft!!!
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (Tm6bq)
Let Mamdami handle it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (gDy1P)
Posted by: New Order / the Hacienda at January 08, 2026 11:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:22 PM (n4Qav)
Colorful, beautifully printed signs with an array of anti-ICE slogans. Who coordinates and funds this crap? (Probably dipping into states' Opiate Settlement Funds.
As if that's not bad enough, Shapiro's also out campaigning for Governor - again - and has more than $30 million in his coffers.
PA sucks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 11:22 PM (NFX2v)
And no Soviet ICBM had positraction.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (U/Byj)
So it would not have paired well with a 409.
Lyrics: https://tinyurl.com/ykuaasuf
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 08, 2026 11:22 PM (S/Y4j)
This is the first time that NASA has had to do this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
Maybe it’s a too-mah.
Posted by: That kid in Kindergarten Cop at January 08, 2026 11:23 PM (UXPSq)
Posted by: Mind Over Matter at January 08, 2026 11:23 PM (kgFPv)
++++
That is when they start eating the live meat.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 11:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Maybe you could compromise with him to; learn one but not have one. If the necessary time came it would do you no good if you were not competent with it.
You could go the the range together, rent one/some, you could learn, he could 'teach' you. At the same time you would know which pistol is the right one for you.
Regardless of caliber or size or what people say, the one that you are comfortable with is the best one.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 11:24 PM (rw18T)
Depends on the weather. Don't want to catch cold...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:24 PM (XuXeR)
Each song title contains the name of another band.
Queen
Boston
Journey
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (ZoXoN)
Boom
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:17 PM (QMAsf)
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Shacka Lacka.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 08, 2026 11:24 PM (Tm6bq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:06 PM (p4NUW)
Yes. That's the station I'm referring to. 99.1FM WHFS.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11
I thought it changed to something else? I must have dreamed that. Or confused it. I was reaching way back into my memory with the radio station itself.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)
From all I can find, it’s because Cuba has maybe 20 days worth of gas and diesel supplies left on the island, and no more coming in now that Trump has shut the Venezuelan connection down.
After that, Cuba’s army is either going to have to walk or take bicycles to anywhere they want to fight.
Posted by: Tom Servo
20 days? Seems like 30 days, maybe 40 days, from now might be good time to open the mail from Cuba to see if they are offering any discounted vacation deals.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (RIvkX)
Funny, was just thinking today about the only mobile systems the Soviets had back then. Just the SS-20, but that was an IRBM or MRBM. I completely ceased following almost all Russian military developments not long after the collapse, a solid decision, but I think they developed some mobile ICBMs much more recently.
They used an Oreshnik on Lvov tonight. Probably a gas storage facility. Possibly kinetic payloads, like the first one, based on the video of the impacts. Oreshnik I think is mobile and resembles the SS-20 (but all their vehicles look similar so no surprise).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
Next thing you know, you'll be touting gold stocks!
PS: bring back the Asian chicks on the couture segments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:10 PM (uQesX)
Hear! Hear!
Give that man a cee-gar!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:26 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:22 PM (n4Qav)
Agree!
Some earlier ones that are great -
So Lonely
Next to You
Demolition Man
A fun one -
On Any Other Day
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:26 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
If they're on the part of that 49 sq miles that's water....
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 08, 2026 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:27 PM (XuXeR)
DJB (Brandon Barlow)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5FCNFlqOJw
Portland Andy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZleX3AXFrCY
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 11:27 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
When the Sovs/Rus paint things dark green it all looks alike.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 08, 2026 11:26 PM (KAi1n)
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You know what I'm talking about neighbor
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11
I thought it changed to something else? I must have dreamed that. Or confused it. I was reaching way back into my memory with the radio station itself.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:25 PM (p4NUW)
Late 90s or early 2000s it turned into a Spanish pop station.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:29 PM (QMAsf)
They are openly calling to murder and burn federal officers, this is what a REAL insurrection looks like
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:19 PM
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Just another reason to believe this country is splitting apart.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:29 PM (23TAa)
Have to go. As mentioned before, the old man was in last Marine detachment to leave the island before the revolution.... would love to recreate some of the pics..
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:30 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:30 PM (ZxPkt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hroIzBdQQQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (RIQol)
Strange things you’ll see on the ONT
Of the men who moil for memes
The mystery links have secrets I think
That would make a moron scream.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Did you see any names?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:21 PM (uQesX)
No. But the stove turned green. But I didn't see it because we only had a B&W TV.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:32 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 08, 2026 10:43 PM (eStot)
Look around the world - Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, soon Columbia, Hezbollah, Hamas - I think this year we are going to see a Whole Lot of Just Getting it Over With.
And once they’re put down we can focus on the real Enemies like California, New York, Illinois, and Minnesota.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:32 PM (UXPSq)
DJB (Brandon Barlow)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5FCNFlqOJw
Low energy riots.
Posted by: Mind Over Matter at January 08, 2026 11:32 PM (kgFPv)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Doof
Shacka Lacka.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
wanna take you higher
Posted by: Sly at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (bss/y)
354 De Do Do is a pretty terrible song.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (RIQol)
Is that all you want to say to me?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (UXPSq)
I'm not asking for just myself but for every guy here.
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 11:34 PM (4rWc3)
No kidding. I've seen more enthusiasm at the 'rents senior living during bingo...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:34 PM (XuXeR)
Too late
Posted by: From about That Time at January 08, 2026 11:34 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Well that, and everyone getting tired of having their rayon shirts and tops ruined by dance partners burning them with their cigs.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (cYBz/)
Also, the media blackout on Iran. It’s unsettling- that is such a huge thing, and crickets. Unsettling.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (HTCU3)
It was a funny one. An SS-18 (Soviet designation RS-20) had blowed up real good during launch. They were cold-launched, I think (popped up first, like SLBMs), judging by the look of the crater, which was impressive. A small drawback of liquid fuel rockets. But their power was a must for Soviet systems that didn't have the accuracy and therefore used big boom-booms to achieve damage expectancy.
Our own Titan IIs would occasionally do the same thing. I remember just a few years earlier, in a different (non-guvamint) job at a place that did regular global missile databooks, a wag changed the Titan II range in a draft report to something like "800 yards" after one blew up at the Arkansas base, the payload stuck in the ground, cartoon-style, that distance from the silo.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:29 PM (23TAa)
It’s not splitting apart. There’s just a few festering boils that need to be lanced.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (UXPSq)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:36 PM (XuXeR)
Also, the media blackout on Iran. It’s unsettling- that is such a huge thing, and crickets. Unsettling.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (p4NUW)
The media needs to be reminded that the Allies hanged Julius Streicher too. And he was just a publisher.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 08, 2026 11:36 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:29 PM (23TAa)
It’s not splitting apart. There’s just a few festering boils that need to be lanced.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (UXPSq)
I saw the Festering Karens open for Hole at Lilith Fair '98.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:38 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 08, 2026 11:38 PM (C0Nlv)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 08, 2026 11:38 PM (4JxUz)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (p4NUW)
Everyone watching who has a sense of how things flow - people like us - have an overwhelming feeling tonight that something really big is about to happen. We don’t know what, we have our hopes but we don’t know. People are talking about it a lot on X tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 11:38 PM (UXPSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:39 PM (PsW8c)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:39 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
I used to listen to Howard Stern on DC101 in the 80s. Then The Greaseman.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:40 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:39 PM (U/Byj)
It wont likely make the kids any more retarded or gay.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:41 PM (n4Qav)
Increase your usage rate of cigars, don't reduce acquisition practices.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:41 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
OK, if we can bag on the songs that were "Greatest Hits....."
I have no idea how "Raahhwwwkkksanne" was ever a top-40 song.
Roxanne didn't chart on its initial release, but hit #32 on its re-release in the USA. People's taste went to heck in-between times.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 11:42 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:42 PM (XuXeR)
Our own Titan IIs would occasionally do the same thing. I remember just a few years earlier, in a different (non-guvamint) job at a place that did regular global missile databooks, a wag changed the Titan II range in a draft report to something like "800 yards" after one blew up at the Arkansas base, the payload stuck in the ground, cartoon-style, that distance from the silo.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:35 PM (U/Byj)
I recall a few Titan IVs going boom during launch in the late 1990's -one at the Cape and one I think Vandenberg....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 11:43 PM (QGaXH)
I think it's only 2 days off, not till feb.. .
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:44 PM (ZoXoN)
Of course savvy or skeptical (many) Japanese had already noted that all of the glorious victories were taking place closer and closer to the home islands, which, um, didn't really add up.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 08, 2026 11:45 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: publius
Maybe it’s a too-mah.
Posted by: That kid in Kindergarten Cop
Lupus
Posted by: mindful webworker - ot at January 08, 2026 11:45 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:45 PM (n4Qav)
Strange things you’ll see on the ONT
Of the men who moil for memes
The mystery links have secrets I think
That would make a moron scream.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 08, 2026 11:31 PM (EXyHK)
Golf clap.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 11:45 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 08, 2026 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
I used to listen to Howard Stern on DC101 in the 80s. Then The Greaseman.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 11:40 PM (QMAsf)
I got this. FM? I used to listen to The Joy Boys comedy show on WRC-AM (a young Willard Scott and Ed Walker) from my crystal radio rig.
We are the Joy Boys, of radio,
We chase electrons to and fro-o-o-o...
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 11:46 PM (wVcYX)
I think it's only 2 days off, not till feb.. .
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026
Are you suggesting the Joe Schmoe posters on X are factually incorrect? I shan’t believe it!
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 11:46 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 08, 2026 11:38 PM (4JxUz)
Yoinked off-stage by a shepherd's crook from the right wing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 11:47 PM (8zz6B)
Always think of Gordon Cooper waiting out launch holds atop his Mercury rocket, falling asleep. Talk about calm.
Those rockets made nice spectacular explosions when something went wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:47 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 08, 2026 11:49 PM (EXyHK)
This could have been a meeting.
Posted by: tankdemon
Pick your poison. A communication channel capable of exploding into dozens of disconnected utterances and ideas. Or another where one or more participants can hijack the event by reviving the same old stories that they have told over and over again.
I never "missed" a meeting. I merely wasn't there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:49 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:49 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:39 PM (U/Byj)
It wont likely make the kids any more retarded or gay.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:41 PM (n4Qav)
It does make way more kids available to fill daycares.
Posted by: Methos at January 08, 2026 11:50 PM (vSvIl)
naturally, the city of Portland stands behind them
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:50 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 11:51 PM (bss/y)
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs
Renee Nicole Macklin (Good)
https://is.gd/eUHoJ7
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 11:51 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:51 PM (4KzNy)
Posted by: Methos at January 08, 2026 11:50 PM (vSvIl)
Will they lear anything there? Asking for the Wine Moms.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:51 PM (n4Qav)
Well done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 11:52 PM (xcxpd)
·
15m
Portland (Jan.
— Far-left radicals have gathered outside ICE to support the Tren de Aragua sex trafficking suspects who were shot by Border Patrol after allegedly trying to run them over. City officials also support the gang suspects. Vid by @haileyywest
:
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at January 08, 2026 11:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 11:53 PM (gKWVE)
Congressman @ericswalwell: "Renee Good wasn't a threat - She was a mom with stuffed animals in her glove box.
You are half right.
It was how she drove her vehicle that was the threat, genius.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:54 PM (xG4kz)
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Ugh. That's some nasty trash, at that link.
Fucked up and found out
Dumb anti-ICE protestor
Good riddance, Renee
Posted by: JQ at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)
@TheLaurenChen
The protesters trying to block ICE are disproportionately liberal, middle-class white women.
My theory is that they've never had confrontations with law enforcement before, so the Karens think they can bully them like cashiers at HomeGoods.
That is very much not the case.
[link with video]
https://is.gd/dV3TuY
==
DOWN goes FatKaren!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (ULPxl)
The Boston Rag
Secret Journey
Pick one word from each title
Posted by: Doof
Good grief, Doof. Made it so obvious even I got it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Secret Little Rag at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: Lirio100 at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (ky7/T)
Someone the other night mentioned Russia's Satan-II missile as some possible ultimate weapon. I read up on it, and don't know if it's even operational yet -- they had some boom-booms. Anyway, I didn't think it was that big of deal. But I learned something I didn't know.
Nuclear weapons, missiles, by treaty, aren't allowed to go on actual orbital trajectories. This is the "no weapons in space" treaty. All ICBMs have to be sub-orbital "ballistic" trajectories. Well, they're technically highly elliptical orbits, but they intersect the ground before they complete anything close to one loop around.
The Satan-II is supposedly "FOBS" capable, meaning Fractional Orbit Bombardment System. That's a loophole, which we agreed to, in the interpretation of the treaties. It's sort of silly. You can put something in an actual orbital trajectory, but as long you deorbit before it completes one loop, it's okay.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (w6EFb)
You are half right.
It was how she drove her vehicle that was the threat, genius.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:54 PM (xG4kz)
She was a shit mom. A shit stirrer. She fucked around and found out. No mercy for these women.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 11:56 PM (n4Qav)
Always think of Gordon Cooper waiting out launch holds atop his Mercury rocket, falling asleep. Talk about calm.
Those rockets made nice spectacular explosions when something went wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:47 PM (
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In the book, The Right Stuff, Cooper seemed to be the King of Calm, especially when things we're going wrong
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 11:57 PM (DmCto)
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs
Renee Nicole Macklin (Good)
https://is.gd/eUHoJ7
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
A Vogon would have done that justice. The ex-poet, not so much.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:58 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 11:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 12:00 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Tom Jones and is Brillo hair at January 09, 2026 12:01 AM (hmRY2)
It's stuff like this that, among other things, shields me from too much optimism. Simply astonishing.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 09, 2026 12:02 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Tom Jones and is Brillo hair at January 09, 2026 12:01 AM (hmRY2)
Odds the coach and / or its spouse are running a learing center?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 12:03 AM (ULPxl)
Minnesota Timberwolves held a moment of silence for Renee Good while their coach went on about the unspeakable tragedy that happened in their state.
He was referring to all the little disappeared ones who evaporated at the Somali-owned and Somali-operated day care centers, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:03 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2026 12:04 AM (hmRY2)
@SecScottBessent
14h
Effective immediately, the United States is withdrawing from @theGCF.
(GCF is the Green Climate Fund by the way)
Posted by: Kindltot
============
I haven't even heard AOC spazzing out about the green agenda in a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:05 AM (EEvvy)
Traditional remedy for what exactly?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)
——
An unbearable lack of pain in his bladder, evidently.
Posted by: Steeldoc at January 09, 2026 12:05 AM (wAGUU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:58 PM (xG4kz)
Heh. The Vogons in the Hitchhiker's Guide movie were really well done. Somebody ought to do a mashup of Prostetic Vogon Jeltz reciting the dead broad's awful poetry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
I haven't even heard AOC spazzing out about the green agenda in a while.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
She was a regular Union of Concerned Atomic Scientists talking Doom Clock there for a while.
"Twelve years to save ...!"
"Elecen years to save ...!"
...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:08 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 12:00 AM (ULPxl)
In that video where the fat broad got arrested, the cops should have seized alll the cellphones on the grounds that they may have contained material evidence of a crime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:08 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:09 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:09 AM (n4Qav)
Survivor style? Gilligan Island style? Please make it so.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 12:11 AM (wVcYX)
Some reality t.v. star named Spencer Pratt is running for LA mayor. He says he registered Republican in 2020. Sight unseen, I'd vote for him over any Democrat, with the possible exception of Rick Caruso if he challenges Karen the Bass.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:11 AM (EEvvy)
Now I can sleep peacefully.
https://youtu.be/BHOevX4DlGk
G'nite, y'all. Pleasant tomorrows.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Secret Little Rag at January 09, 2026 12:11 AM (dESj/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (w6EFb)
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I'm curious how that would be enforced.
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (vSvIl)
https://is.gd/dV3TuY
==
DOWN goes FatKaren!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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That's crazy. She gets knocked down and then GOES BACK FOR MORE. I wonder who the lucky individual was who got to go pick her up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (EEvvy)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
they'll be very lonely unless they learn to bleat
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (gKWVE)
Like all "international law", it's enforced only by all parties agreeing not to do it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
Those colors of the Moon are real. They call it the "Mineral Moon". The color is too faint for the eye to see, but with the right equipment, there it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 09, 2026 12:16 AM (47diA)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (gKWVE)
Those bitches are forever bleating about something or the other.
Muh 'bortions! Orange Man Bad! Hate has no home here!
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:17 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
If joe Biden drops his drawers, they call it the "Vegetable Moon".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
-
I'm curious how that would be enforced.
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM
Punishment for offending nation is by rods from God.
(I can only see one slight flaw with my enforcement mechanism.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 09, 2026 12:18 AM (HlyYF)
There's a hold up in the Bronx
Brooklyn's broken out in fights
There's a traffic jam in Harlem ...
There's a scout troop short a child, Kruschev's due at Idylwild...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2026 12:20 AM (QGaXH)
That's crazy. She gets knocked down and then GOES BACK FOR MORE. I wonder who the lucky individual was who got to go pick her up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
She's just got to do what she does best -- be a bollard.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:21 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2026 12:20 AM (QGaXH)
What became of Idylwild airport?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:22 AM (8zz6B)
"Twelve years to save ...!"
"Elecen years to save ...!"
...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
============
Hah, twelve years to save was back in 2020, before Trump got elected. That video should go down with the "Happy Birthday to this future president" tweet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:23 AM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:24 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:21 AM (xG4kz)
Rename Paddy Wagons to "Karen Koaches".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:25 AM (8zz6B)
It became Kennedy International Airport.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 12:24 AM (xG4kz)
Ah. Thank you. I figured Kennedy Airport was an all-new operation.
Soon to become Trump Field.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
There's a scout troop short a child, Kruschev's due at Idylwild...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2026 12:20 AM (QGaXH)
--
My three year old brother laughed himself silly at Officers Toody and Muldoon.
Posted by: Memories at January 09, 2026 12:30 AM (UeLv+)
Riiiiiight. Hate lives there full-time, 24/7, and twice on Sundays.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:33 AM (rdVOm)
Liberals protesting in New York City are chanting “Abolish ICE!" — "Kill Them All, Burn Them All"
Posted by: Don Black
==============
Well, they're certainly missing a chance for a snappy slogan. They should be yelling "Melt ICE."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:33 AM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 12:33 AM (SRRAx)
https://youtu.be/Qlsv9q65_mg
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 12:34 AM (HTCU3)
1 band has a member named Sting
1 has a member named Skunk
1 has a member that is a Skank
Posted by: steven at January 09, 2026 12:34 AM (QOrsj)
No, no, no! We *want* Greenland!
Send the miscreants to Antarctica instead. Let them eat penguins. Or... ICE!!!
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)
Always think of Gordon Cooper waiting out launch holds atop his Mercury rocket, falling asleep. Talk about calm.
Those rockets made nice spectacular explosions when something went wrong.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 11:47 PM (U/Byj)
Had a friend who saw the CCAFS one up close and personal.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2026 12:36 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:37 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Heh. But it sure *will* after we send all those asshoes there...
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
https://is.gd/dV3TuY
==
DOWN goes FatKaren!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
===========
That's crazy. She gets knocked down and then GOES BACK FOR MORE. I wonder who the lucky individual was who got to go pick her up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 12:12 AM (EEvvy
---
Men learn from experience that getting into a physical confrontation may not work out well. Most women don't have that experience, and Karens get quite a shock.
Posted by: Memories at January 09, 2026 12:40 AM (lg0Lu)
Lance it! Pour on the Iodine! "K!ll them all, burn them all!"
Sorry, NY Morons... get the hell out of there *now*!
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)
Lets just repatriate them all to UK, France, Germany. No need to spoil Antarctica for the penguins.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:42 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Hmmm. Good point. I *can* be reasoned into changing my mind...
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/74-0787
OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
@OC_Scanner
BREAKING 🚨🚨
#LosAngeles / #California
Possibly the first appearance in its 50 year + flying history, the Boeing 747 E-4B Nightwatch, also known as the “Doomsday Plane,” showed up at LAX Thursday evening.
That’s new.
From AIRLINE VIDEOS
9:04 PM · Jan 8, 2026
Matthew Klint - Live And Let's Fly
@LiveandLetsFly
Trump’s Doomsday Plane Heads To Washington, DC As Global Tensions Rise
liveandletsfly.com
Trump’s Doomsday Plane flew to Washington, DC this week. Here’s what the E-4B Nightwatch does and why its movement may be cause for concern.
7:40 AM · Jan 8, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 09, 2026 12:44 AM (9aVck)
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2026 12:45 AM (vSvIl)
Ah. Thank you. I figured Kennedy Airport was an all-new operation.
Soon to become Trump Field.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Great Aviation Weeding Out will follow shortly thereafter as pilots refuse to land or take off there, followed by passengers refusing to use it altogether.
Enjoy your high speed rail travel to and from Europe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 09, 2026 12:45 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2026 12:46 AM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Joyenz at January 09, 2026 12:47 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Memories at January 09, 2026 12:40 AM (lg0Lu)
The one fist fight I ever got into. 7th grade. I was fat, nerdy and quiet. Just wanted to be left alone. A mean girl would not leave me alone. I lost it and beat the shit out of her with my English lit textbook. No one bothered me again. It was satisfying.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:47 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)
A bit, thanks. I got some of my voice back :-)
Posted by: Joyenz at January 09, 2026 12:51 AM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 09, 2026 12:51 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:52 AM (rdVOm)
Time to go visit my relatives in Montana. G'night all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 09, 2026 12:53 AM (xG4kz)
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Have the Dims picked a rebuttal speaker to come back at PDJT, or has that practice become a thing of the past?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 11:18 PM
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One of the Democrats' rising stars will moon the camera. They'll claim to be addressing Trump in a way he'll understand.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2026 12:53 AM (HLgI3)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 12:54 AM (rdVOm)
The one fist fight I ever got into. 7th grade. I was fat, nerdy and quiet. Just wanted to be left alone. A mean girl would not leave me alone. I lost it and beat the shit out of her with my English lit textbook. No one bothered me again. It was satisfying.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:47 AM (n4Qav
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Serving up justice; the Universe smiles. I think your nic is a bit understated..
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 09, 2026 12:57 AM (lg0Lu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 01:00 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 09, 2026 12:57 AM (lg0Lu)
I'm still nerdy and quiet. No patience for the mean girls. They really do FAFO.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 01:00 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 09, 2026 01:04 AM (G+z4C)
Speaking of Mars, today is Mars solar conjunction, just a few days after Venus on Jan 6. Exact moment will be 6:35AM EST this morning. Due to not being in straight line (Mars doesn't lie on the ecliptic exactly), moment angular distance is closest to the Sun will be about an hour before. LASCO can see this:
https://is.gd/rnuCZd
C2 shows Venus, the brightest dot moving to the left. Mars is the dimmer dot just below Venus' saturation smear line. In C3, you can see Mercury just whipping into frame from the right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 01:06 AM (w6EFb)
F 'em. They all ended up no better off than me anyway, LOL. Some even worse...
Oh well.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
And today is closet approach for Jupiter. Opposition will be the 10th. The day difference is again due to eccentricity and off plane effects.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 01:11 AM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/Qlsv9q65_mg
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 12:34 AM (HTCU3)
Thats pretty cool. Reminds me of the CT70's we had as kids. Tons of memories. If I had a huge ass property it might be fun for patrolling the land. Then again, asshole harley dude that I am would probably just put dirt tires on a sportster. Might be cheaper in the long run seeing they want $4100 for that honda. Still, nice to see that it still lives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 01:11 AM (snZF9)
Those were the days.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 09, 2026 01:12 AM (l9lDf)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 12:37 AM (n4Qav)
That can't be true. Orcas live there.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at January 09, 2026 01:14 AM (NZPfR)
By the time you leave the dealer it is $5200 unless you are in LA, then it is $6500 I have heard. They are expensive little bikes without a doubt. But for us that own them, think they are greatest bike on the planet. I am planning on taking some 2 to 4 day backroad trips when it warms up bit; the 8500' mountain pass it going to be a hoot. The complete lunatics use them to ride the entire Trans American Trail. I call mine Piglet for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 01:19 AM (HTCU3)
"Chump" doesn't contain enough syllables to express how very fking "Chumpy" it feels, to have worked and saved and scrimped and paid taxes... only to have it all STOLEN... while our supposed "representatives" stood by and fking Let. It. Happen.
I could just scream. Or break things. (except, those would be *my own* things!) Or, or, or. GD it! fml
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 01:19 AM (HTCU3)
Yeah that's a bit pricey, but what isn't these days. Definitely a camping bike.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 01:25 AM (snZF9)
And AI generated police report claimed that officer was turned into a frog during some incident. They've started using AI to auto-generate police reports based on the body cam video and audio.
Cops had responded to something somewhere and the "Princess and the Frog" was playing in the background. AI picked up on that, thought it was real, and put in the report.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 01:29 AM (w6EFb)
That report was totally incorrect. I was turned into a newt.
I got better.
Posted by: Cop Too Lazy to Read His Own Report at January 09, 2026 01:34 AM (fQkFf)
Right now, it's 10:05 am in Tehran.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2026 01:35 AM (xPNeT)
San Diego County is trying to pass a bill that will raise the transfer fee for any home sold for over $1million from $2k to $60k. Yes, that number goes from two to SIXTY. The median home price in SD County is over $900k. omg. Looks like I'll be renting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 01:36 AM (EEvvy)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 01:37 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Definitely a Saturday or Sunday road house hopping bike too, as long as the top speed limit is 55 mph. They are so popular that dealers can't keep them on the sales floor. When I bought mine the dealer was to receive three and all of them were sold 2 months before they arrived. You don't buy this them because they make any sense; you buy them because they are a hoot.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 01:38 AM (HTCU3)
I'm going to crawl under the electric blanket and get a snooze. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 01:47 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 01:57 AM (SRRAx)
https://tinyurl.com/428ccvtv
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 01:59 AM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 02:03 AM (SRRAx)
Trump says he's going to start land strikes against the cartels. In Mexico.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
There was one posted earlier today. I'll look for it. Obvious the ICE agent was hit by the car.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 02:07 AM (n4Qav)
"Chump" doesn't contain enough syllables to express how very fking "Chumpy" it feels, to have worked and saved and scrimped and paid taxes... only to have it all STOLEN... while our supposed "representatives" stood by and fking Let. It. Happen.
I could just scream. Or break things. (except, those would be *my own* things!) Or, or, or. GD it! fml
Posted by: JQ
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JQ, I was glad to see that JD Vance opened with that very contrast in his press conference today. Started by talking about the honest, hard-working Americans raising kids, trying to maintain and even grow what they have, vs the thieves they're supporting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 02:11 AM (EEvvy)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 09, 2026 02:13 AM (n4Qav)
Now, to wait for something *productive* to happen... within my lifetime, I hope!
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:16 AM (rdVOm)
Yowser. That could cause the Mexican president to start missing visa card payments. Or get assassinated. Diplomacy and law enforcement initiatives have been tried for 50 years with exactly zero results. Using the military is a high risk move and could go off the rails in a hurry but we seem to have limited effective options.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 02:17 AM (HTCU3)
I gots gasoline and some matches. Willing to use them if needs be.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)
I had gone to bed early that election night-- resigned to the belief that hillzebub was a shoe-in and after 8 years of obastard-- we were totally & completely fk'ed.
Next morning, as we prepared to go to work, hubby said "We have a new president." (Yeah, I thought. Of course, because obastard was ineligible, otherwise it'd be 4 more years of *his* sh!t) and figured it was The Witch coming at us now.
"Trump won."
I went down on my knees, right there on our kitchen floor that morning, and thanked God out loud for delivering us!
Need to focus on that attitude of gratitude, and repent of my current swelling hatred. Ugh!
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 01:57 AM (SRRAx)
The high today was minus 14. The low so far is minus 19.
Huh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 09, 2026 02:33 AM (6Bc88)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 02:35 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 02:37 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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You *know* why.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 09, 2026 02:40 AM (HTCU3)
There were a couple of trucks in town, flying "F*ck Biden and F*ck You For Voting For Him" flags.
I LOL'd.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 02:49 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 01:38 AM (HTCU3)
so in other words pretty much like 90% of what I own. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:03 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:13 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:14 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:14 AM (0nHVk)
We're doing ok. No complaints. You?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:20 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:21 AM (0nHVk)
I dunno, Debby. I wonder too, if my own sister views me as some kind of monster because I voted for Trump.
Scratch that-- I'm sure she *does*-- as do some aunts & uncles (and their children) for the same single, simple reason.
Never mind that we're "family". That no longer matters, apparently.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:21 AM (0nHVk)
As long as they're first world problems you're doing ok.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:23 AM (snZF9)
Scratch that-- I'm sure she *does*-- as do some aunts & uncles (and their children) for the same single, simple reason.
Never mind that we're "family". That no longer matters, apparently.
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)
My immediate family is to the right of attila the hun. My brother is worse than me. My father's whole family is because many lived under mussolini. They don't have any use for democrats. my father's sister found out a more distant relative who came here in the 60's voted for obama, and she told her to move back back to italy if you're gonna be that stupid. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:28 AM (snZF9)
I wish the same for everybody, if it is politics that are driving us all apart well then leave them out of family gatherings by decree.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:29 AM (0nHVk)
Hi, Joyenz! Glad you're starting to improve.
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 09, 2026 03:30 AM (wr21C)
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Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 03:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 09, 2026 03:34 AM (0nHVk)
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“Well, things are startin’ to stack up a little bit here”
That was his statement to mission control, when the instruments and electrical systems started to fail one by one. LOL. I think he had to manually line the capsule for re-entry, screw that up he was dead. He nailed it perfectly iirc, right next to the recovery carrier.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 09, 2026 03:41 AM (x4uGH)
Happy for you. (Envious)
Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)
Well, all my cousin's kids on my father's side came out of college as silly little green hat wearing chairman mao ass lickers. One was super conservative, went to college, came out a fucking tranny. I swear, if the balloon goes up thats the first institution that needs a blow torching.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 03:45 AM (snZF9)
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