aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Lonely Man Cafe
Pairs well with this theme
Kaiwan Shaban
I don't know if I buy the text. Not only is there a lot of AI, but people also make up the most emotionally-charged stories to make the videos go viral. Either way it's a super-cute dog. Dog enjoys the snow. Helping a sea turtle return to the sea. Dog enjoys a public fountain. Dog wants more skritches.
This better not be AI.
Ale bestia
— donald.pl (@donald_PL_) January 8, 2026
Nosorożec też niezły
"Skąd ta brawura u samca mundżaka chińskiego?
To zew natury! Jego partnerka ma ruję, a w kawalerze buzuje testosteron. Musi wyładować energię i pokazać, kto tu rządzi - nawet jeśli sparingpartnerka waży 1,7 tony. Kto by pomyślał, że w tym małym… pic.twitter.com/xep424gCEy
I really want to own a home with a secret passageway one day. pic.twitter.com/ksMJZploTr
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) January 8, 2026
The excitement when they see their best friend.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ADIxKkU1lB
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 8, 2026
BREAKING - A black man in Seattle is going viral after taking his skateboard to the face of a leftist who was harassing a street preacher and threatening his life simply for praying for him.
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) January 8, 2026
“Shut the fck up and mind yo business. He asked you several times to leave him alone.” pic.twitter.com/mVOAG5XyBY
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 07:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 07:51 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 07:52 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)
Not sure where the mountains came from, though.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 07:53 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 07:54 PM (Cjt/F)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 07:54 PM (sDNVV)
I own several in my dreams. Oddly, I have to stuff myself through a small aperture to get into the next room. ... Nothing Freudian about that at all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (n4Qav)
Posted by: Martha's Vinyard Refugee Welcoming Committee . . . at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (3ZUWJ)
"Shut the fck up and mind yo business. He asked you several times to leave him alone." pic.twitter.com/mVOAG5XyBY
- Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) January 8, 2026
"But I'm an ALLY!!!" -- stupid commie with a skateboard print on his face
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (ULPxl)
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The irony is that they only way to achieve this goal unless you're a highly skilled tradesman is either to stumble into it accidentally or to commit murder.
Because if anyone else knows it's there, it's not a secret - so it can't be a selling point (the seller would know) and you c't have it built (the builder would know). So you have to build it yourself - entirely by yourself, no aid at all from anyone - or get lucky or be a murderer...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (bWZYx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)
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I hereby propose that we put "Shut the Fuck Up and Mind Yo Business" on our money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:56 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 07:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 07:56 PM (sDNVV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - only the Matrix knows for sure at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (dESj/)
Hidden entrances. Hidden rooms.
Safe houses for when Dems get in office?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
420 YiFeng Su
@sam51824016070
Translated from Chinese
Breaking news: The CCP's launch of the Zhuque-3 rocket in Hainan failed. 🚀
Video: https://x.com/sam51824016070/status/2009323068783829156
9:55 AM · Jan 8, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 07:49 PM (9aVck)
All their s*** is ghey and breaks easily.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tony Hawk at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (bWZYx)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (nhCoE)
In John O'Hara's novel The Lockwood Concern, George Lockwood has his house built with a secret circular staircase only he knows how to access. At the end of the book, his wife is away, he trips going down the stairs and is fatally injured from the fall. As he's dying, he realizes no one will be able to find him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (tgvbd)
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I hereby propose that we put "Shut the Fuck Up and Mind Yo Business" on our money.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
America's official tagline!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (G1ktt)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (n4Qav)
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God works in mysterious ways...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (ESVrU)
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The irony is that they only way to achieve this goal unless you're a highly skilled tradesman is either to stumble into it accidentally or to commit murder.
Because if anyone else knows it's there, it's not a secret - so it can't be a selling point (the seller would know) and you c't have it built (the builder would know). So you have to build it yourself - entirely by yourself, no aid at all from anyone - or get lucky or be a murderer...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (GyQIQ)
You have the one "secret passageway" you tell all your friends about and say "lol I have a secret passageway" and then keep the other one secret so that when police come looking for "The Secret Passageway" they go into the Not Secret Passageway and find nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (06Hmj)
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Ah, the "plausible deniability" gambit!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (Cjt/F)
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[The Muntjac is AKA the "barking deer" or "rib-faced deer" -- small deer native to South Asia and Southeast Asia.]
Per Gaggle Translation (from Polish):
"What a beast
The rhinoceros is nice too
"Where does this bravado come from in the male Chinese Munjac?
It's nature's call! His partner is in heat, and the bachelor's testosterone levels are high. He needs to release his energy and show who's boss - even if his sparring partner weighs 1.7 tons. Who would have thought that there was such a warrior inside this little body?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (GyQIQ)
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"Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (ESVrU)
I'm beginning to suspect these reports of revolution out of Venezuela and Iran might actually have some substance and are not just AI fabrications for our entertainment.🥳
Posted by: mindful webworker - only the Matrix knows for sure at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (dESj/)
___________
It would be comical if the mullahs were overthrown by an AI protest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (sDNVV)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:56 PM (GyQIQ)
That or we just teach schoolkids that that's what "E Pluribus Unum" means.
Who's ever going to tell them otherwise?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (06Hmj)
It would be a lot easier to hear the goose hissing that the guy was going on about if he didn't have that stupid music blasting in the background.
F'g idiot.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (syz1S)
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Breaking: Two people have just been shot by Border Patrol during an immigration operation in Portland, Ore. Anti-ICE accounts have circulated screenshots alleging that a 911 dispatcher leaked to them information about a call for police assistance.
The call log also shows a 911 call from Border Patrol stated that a husband and wife who were shot almost ran the agent(s) over. ABC News is reporting that the shooting occurred near East Burnside and 141st Avenue.
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Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (9aVck)
It also has a moat and a portcullis.
It's more than a little redneck and pretty crazy to see.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (ZcsJV)
"Shut the f*$k up and mind yo business!"
"BILLY!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (06Hmj)
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I think I've read at least one story where a character did just that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (ESVrU)
Top photo is a bit haunting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (EEvvy)
Who's ever going to tell them otherwise?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 07:59 PM (06Hmj)
++++
:: snort ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (EEvvy)
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It is.
I really like it. Just have no place to hang such a picture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:01 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at January 08, 2026 08:01 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 08, 2026 08:01 PM (vzcgi)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:01 PM (nhCoE)
makes me want to buy a crap skateboard at a garage sale to keep in the car.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:02 PM (Cjt/F)
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Corpus Christi KC show but, alas, nothing in the Hound Group.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:02 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:58 PM (GyQIQ)
My Not Secret Passageway leads to a cozy little speakeasy i call the "Modified Limited Hangout".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:02 PM (06Hmj)
* Have a hole dug at the bottom of the passageway and put the body under a cement floor.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 08, 2026 08:02 PM (UslNH)
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"Put. The. Candle. Back!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:02 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Ben Had
That guy wasn't worth getting blood on his board.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (kpS4V)
yeah, tbh, if you get a free sneaky-shot at someone's head with a skateboard and he's still standing and conscious, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (zYpTz)
or better yet, fall into the pit through the trapdoor that was not locked out when entering
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (Cjt/F)
I would not want to take a Skateboard Truck to the face.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (ZcsJV)
The irony is that they only way to achieve this goal unless you're a highly skilled tradesman is either to stumble into it accidentally or to commit murder
___________
"For the love of God, Montressor!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well congrats on one out of two.
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)
- posts the room on TikTok
The person:
A. Is a retard
2. Does not have a secret room, but does have a conversation piece
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:04 PM (GyQIQ)
@DHSgov
At 2:19 PST, US Border Patrol agents were conducting a targeted vehicle stop in Portland, Oregon. The passenger of the vehicle and target is a Venezuelan illegal alien affiliated with the transnational Tren de Aragua prostitution ring and involved in a recent shooting in Portland. The vehicle driver is believed to be a member of the vicious Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua. When agents identified themselves to the vehicle occupants, the driver weaponized his vehicle and attempted to run over the law enforcement agents.
Fearing for his life and safety, an agent fired a defensive shot. The driver drove off with the passenger, fleeing the scene.
This situation is evolving and more information is forthcoming.
4:52 PM · Jan 8, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:05 PM (9aVck)
It's a tough one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:05 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Paco at January 08, 2026 08:05 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:05 PM (77rzZ)
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I've heard ICE is hiring.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:06 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:06 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2026 08:06 PM (lJ0H4)
I should think that with today's tools, any "secret passageway" could be discovered in about 90 seconds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:06 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:07 PM (Cjt/F)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:07 PM (2Ez/1)
If you know anything about construction, they are hard to hide.
Unless you are into tunneling.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
LOL!!! Motion seconded. All in favor?
Posted by: Paco at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (2L+MU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (UQJzP)
I know, I know
It's seriooooous
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (kpS4V)
Ahahahahaha...yer killin' me!
*wipes tears
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: garrett
The preacher guy, or his drum? Not sure why he has a drum.
What did he say? "I rebuke thee?"
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM (kpS4V)
That means...
*checks worksheet*
...they need to get 4 tomorrow to keep this growing exponentially.
You can do this, ICE. We believe in you.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:10 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: Dogged Determination And Inventiveness To Infinity at January 08, 2026 08:10 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (UQJzP)
You're shitting me. Seriously?
Oh please, please let all the fucking newsmutants fixate on these two god damned scumbags getting merked. It's all I ask. Pleeeease try to make these fuckers martyrs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:10 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:07 PM (Cjt/F)
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No one but a moron would understand
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 08:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (zYpTz)
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Did I tell you I cried?
--- Misery Morrissey
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (kpS4V)
The Latin alphabet is clearly inadequate for the Slavic languages, as well as many others.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)
Circa 1980, I had a job delivering furniture. One delivery was to a mansion under construction in Potomac, MD. We lifted the furniture up to a concealed party room in the attic through an opening in the ceiling, which was to be sealed over afterwards. One of the strangest deliveries I recall.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (azNOR)
No. There's some sort of creature that may or may not be Gendered that enters...but its body is oddly shaped.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (ZcsJV)
I know, I know
It's seriooooous
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Do you really think he'll pull through?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (n4Qav)
👍 Jesus like this
Posted by: Raphael at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (6VEkT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 08:09 PM
Helena -
Is that Rebecca or Renee? (Renee was the driver of the Honda Pilot).
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (2Ez/1)
I heard the two shot in Oregon died. Tren de Aragua.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:08 PM (UQJzP)
__________
Just as they were turning their lives around.
*removes cap mournfully*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (LHPAg)
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Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:00 PM (9aVck)
I can imagine how that started: "Hey baby, you want to do something" "Oh, yeah Honeybunny, let's go!"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alice the Tranny at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (qUkBO)
Is that Rebecca or Renee? (Renee was the driver of the Honda Pilot).
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (2Ez/1)
Comments were about the driver iirc.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Pretty sure you'll get your wish. Could have been Charles Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer and it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 08, 2026 08:13 PM (vzcgi)
Posted by: Paco at January 08, 2026 08:13 PM (2L+MU)
* nostalgic use of the verb in an appropriate way, for those old enough
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 08:13 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2026 08:12 PM (LHPAg)
Oh, don't beat yourself up.
That's more or less inevitable.
There's theorems in Stat Mech about it and everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:13 PM (06Hmj)
Violence.
Jesus said to love your neighbor as yourself, not love love like most assholes say but do them no harm. But when your neighbor threatens you with violence, beat his ass bloody.
Posted by: FAFO at January 08, 2026 08:13 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 08:11 PM (azNOR)
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"Party room." Yeah, right. The owner probably killed and stuffed his victims, then arranged them in a macabre display resembling a party of "the elite."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (ESVrU)
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Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
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DHS,
"At 2:19 PST, US Border Patrol agents were conducting a targeted vehicle stop in Portland, Oregon. The passenger of the vehicle and target is a Venezuelan illegal alien affiliated with the transnational Tren de Aragua prostitution ring and involved in a recent shooting in Portland. The vehicle driver is believed to be a member of the vicious Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua. When agents identified themselves to the vehicle occupants, the driver weaponized his vehicle and attempted to run over the law enforcement agents.
“Fearing for his life and safety, an agent fired a defensive shot. The driver drove off with the passenger, fleeing the scene. This situation is evolving and more information is forthcoming.”
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (UQJzP)
In John O'Hara's novel The Lockwood Concern, George Lockwood has his house built with a secret circular staircase only he knows how to access. At the end of the book, his wife is away, he trips going down the stairs and is fatally injured from the fall. As he's dying, he realizes no one will be able to find him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (tgvbd)
and for years the new owners will wonder what that smell is.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 08, 2026 08:15 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 08:15 PM (U/Byj)
Depends on your objective. The edge to the temple will KO someone, and you risk killing them.
If you just want to mess their face up a ton and knock them down, you need to take the Truck to the bridge of the nose.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:15 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (cUMVS)
Sell your skateboard and buy a sword.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (UQJzP)
________
They shall beat their skateboards into iPhones. - Isaiah 2:4
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: garrett
Tough call. Never in focus. Man legs, but seems to have small boobs in the first frame or two. And a braided ponytail?
Seems to just be a local stoner stepping up to tell everyone to be chill, man. But I'm not guessing which of the 57 genders it is.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (77rzZ)
Ole Miss has their work cut out for them. Kiffin the Asshole left them in the lurch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Yep but NIL has now led to coaches being fired and hired even faster than before. CFB is ruining the goose that laid golden eggs and having more turnover than the NFL.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2026 08:06 PM (lJ0H4)
Gweese, the hybrid.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Martha's Vinyard Refugee Welcoming Committee . . . at January 08, 2026 08:17 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Uh Oh at January 08, 2026 08:18 PM (2Ez/1)
— Zombie Peter Jennings
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)
It was apparent though in the enlisted mess as the French speakers sat in a group, the English speakers sat in another group, and the Newfies were like the dogs, wanting to be friends with everyone and thus circling between groups. Funny really.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:03 PM (WDjG6)
For the record, Comox is in BC, east side of Vancouver Island, not too far from the city of Nanaimo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 08:19 PM (8zz6B)
*checks worksheet*
...they need to get 4 tomorrow to keep this growing exponentially.
You can do this, ICE. We believe in you.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:10 PM (ZcsJV)
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Wed: 1
...
Wed: 128
...
Wed: 16384
...
Wed: 2097152
Thu: 4194304
Fri: 8388608
Sat: 16777216
Total through January: 33,554,431
Seems ... high.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:19 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:20 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 08:15 PM (U/Byj)
The Georgian word for book is something like "tchigns". One syllable.
Not "Tih-Chig-gins"
"Tchigns".
There's a reason I don't know much more than three words in Georgian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:20 PM (06Hmj)
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around
Bust your buns, bust your buns now
It's catchin' on in every city and town
Posted by: Jan & Dean at January 08, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (ESVrU)
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That's oddly specific.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:21 PM (GyQIQ)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Planned. Same reason Antifa uses flag poles with flags and other plausbily deniable weapons to create mass mayhem. They have a professional proto thug army of antifa probably number in the thousands and more that are antifa simps and allies. Cell structure and just like terrorists and commie revolutionaries complete with command and control individuals at the riots.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:21 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 08:15 PM (U/Byj)
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And the script LOOKS Klingonese.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:21 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 08, 2026 08:22 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)
25
In John O'Hara's novel The Lockwood Concern, George Lockwood has his house built with a secret circular staircase only he knows how to access. At the end of the book, his wife is away, he trips going down the stairs and is fatally injured from the fall. As he's dying, he realizes no one will be able to find him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM
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Eventually they'd smell him.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 08:23 PM (azNOR)
Celebrate Diversity, my ass.
Tolerance?
Be who you are?
And my personal favorite,
Be your authentic self.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 08:23 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Boss Moss
We'll keep the skates and just add swords.
Posted by: Writer/Director of Roller Blade at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Nice place, primary mission was search and rescue. I did notice though a cop that had a bicylist pulled over for speeding down a big hill. Funny that.
Had some primeval Douglas Fir rain forests left, black tailed dwarf deer, and the spectacular Long Beach on the west side of Vancouver Island. Victoria was a nice treat to visit as well.
But that was decades ago. Dunno about now.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (WDjG6)
https://x.com/pstein4/status/2009419425599074732
Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (Riz8t)
Ole Miss has their work cut out for them. Kiffin the Asshole left them in the lurch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Yep but NIL has now led to coaches being fired and hired even faster than before. CFB is ruining the goose that laid golden eggs and having more turnover than the NFL.
Posted by: whig
Kiflin will leave any team, pro or college, if you throw enough loot at him. The timing won't even matter. LSU will find that out in a few years. He'll bail on LSU for a coaching job in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 07:55 PM (GyQIQ)
Well, what you could do, if you had the home built to order, is design it such that a secret doorway could be built between rooms not normally viewed as adjacent. Then cut the doorway between yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:14 PM (ESVrU)
++++
That's oddly specific.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 08, 2026 08:21 PM (GyQIQ)
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It shows up in horror stories from time to time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:25 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 08, 2026 08:25 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:25 PM (tgvbd)
They actually have a muscle in their legs that make them superior at Ollies.
Posted by: Jimmy the Skateboard Greek at January 08, 2026 08:26 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:26 PM (Cjt/F)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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I think that is why Florida back out on hiring him. Man whore coach. NIL is simply a way for big donors to play NFL owner now on the cheap. Can't be doing too much for cohesion on the teams either when the elite players screw utility and line players in jumping teams, wanting to take the bench to avoid getting hurt, and so on while raking in a lot more bucks from donors.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: rhomboid
I guess we can all play that game.
*adds skateboard swings to functional fitness routine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (zYpTz)
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around
Bust your buns, bust your buns now
It's catchin' on in every city and town
Posted by: Jan & Dean at January 08, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)
Obligatory.
Skeet Surfin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOS7dKuwcQ
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Puddleglum
LSU will send him packing when he doesn't win in 3. Just like Brian Kelly.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:28 PM (MGB5H)
Dang. I was hoping for more poets.
Posted by: Oddbob
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If it makes you feel better, they died doing what they loved--trying to kill others but ending up killing themselves instead. Instant Karma indeed.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:28 PM (WDjG6)
You CANNOT make this up. CNN has learned nothing.
https://x.com/pstein4/status/2009419425599074732
Posted by: Archimedes
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"Mother of 3 who loved to sing and write poetry shot and killed by ICE in Minneapolis"
Meanwhile in Iran, some austere religious scholars are about to be pounced on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 08:28 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: rhomboid
I guess we can all play that game.
*adds skateboard swings to functional fitness routine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (zYpTz)
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Skateboard Fu >>> Gymkata
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 08:28 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:28 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)
Celebrate Diversity, my ass.
Tolerance?
Be who you are?
And my personal favorite,
Be your authentic self.
Whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 08:23
The demon does not allow the possessed to ‘be their authentic self’.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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The totals of money paid out for not coaching and breach of contracts is getting to be more than they spend on educating students at these schools.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:30 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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But we no longer have advanced knowledge of every move the other team will make!
Oh
Wrong UM
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)
Not that I know of, I'm just fascinated by non-roman scripts.
I can read Russian fluently, for instance.
No earthly clue what the hell it means 99% of the time. But I can read it out loud pretty convincingly.
So if it says "Hotel" or something loan-wordy like that, or a recognizable geographical name, I'm golden. Otherwise.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (06Hmj)
*adds skateboard swings to functional fitness routine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 08, 2026 08:27 PM (zYpTz)
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Skateboard Fu >>> Gymkata
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
========
Learn to draw and shoot defensively and carry concealed. Seriously.
We are heading into an uncertain time where we cannot assume safety anywhere even in the rural hinterlands. Nor can we assume the cops will be there to help in time.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (WDjG6)
If only judges had to perform like football coaches.
Everyone they release that hurts a new person is a loss on their record. Maybe they get demoted to Traffic Court. Or not a judge.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 08, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jimmy the Skateboard Greek
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Longer Achilles tendon.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:32 PM (I1a0i)
The totals of money paid out for not coaching and breach of contracts is getting to be more than they spend on educating students at these schools.
Posted by: whig at January
Hell. LSU is paying Kiffins Ole Miss bonuses for wins in the CFP. 750k so far. 500 if they win tonight 1m if they win it all.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:32 PM (MGB5H)
Dang. I was hoping for more poets.
Posted by: Oddbob
Sounds like the passenger was a pimp. That's a four-letter "p" word. Pretty close.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:32 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Kami Harris at January 08, 2026 08:32 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling
That game was NUTS!
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM (XuXeR)
Smoke N' Scan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYL9Y9Slk1I
BREAKING - BORDER PATROL SHOOTING! 2 SHOT!! PORTLAND OREGON - LIVE
JLR© INVESTIGATES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SesehqJ7Vec
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM (n4Qav)
We are heading into an uncertain time where we cannot assume safety anywhere even in the rural hinterlands. Nor can we assume the cops will be there to help in time.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:31 PM (WDjG6) "
truer words have never been said!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:34 PM (Cjt/F)
Posted by: Eromero
I dunno, this guy's pretty alright.
Posted by: the demon in Anthony Fauci at January 08, 2026 08:34 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 08:34 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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And Ole Miss is stuck with assistants coaching the team in the playoffs that will not be there next year. Screws up recruiting, etc.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:34 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2026 06:51 PM (PiwSw)
Ya know... you might be on to something here.
Greenland is desolate. It's a gigantic barren stone, most of which is uninhabitable. It's a dump, and that's what G-d meant it to be when he chucked his unused and unwanted clay at the globe.
So, knowing the Arabs, if you fill it up with them, they'll fuck everything up so badly that in 50 years, it'll be covered in primeval forests, trendy beaches, and a vast expanse of productive farmland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
Wisdom. Also, take Weasel advice, and buy ammo.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:35 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: whig
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Next door neighbor had a scabbard mounted on his tractor.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:36 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
In one them big cities there was a black guy running around sucker punching old white woman and such...
A couple of brothers caught up to him and beat the shit out of him.
"You making us look bad MF" string of N-bombs.... Nice video if you can find it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 08:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Now, I can't hardly do it anymore, because I haven't done it in twenty years.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:37 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: whig at January
Lane actually forced all of them to LSU this week except for the oc Charlie Weiss Jr who said he's staying through. What a petty ass prick.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:37 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 08, 2026 08:37 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yeah, they have tools to see through walls now.
Surveillance Tech Is Shockingly Advanced
Sabine Hossenfelder
https://youtu.be/UYWjgceclS4
When our daughter was in high school, she was told the house in which I grew up and the house across the street (both interesting and unique old places) were connected by a secret tunnel.
Mentioned that to my older sister recently and she was surprised. "You didn't know about that?" I teased.
There was a great crawl space under our house, which my brother and I liked to explore, but it just stayed under our house.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the spooky underground lair at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (dESj/)
Hospital pass leads to a great hit and a great call.
https://youtu.be/i3Gvfr9GUC0
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:25 PM (tgvbd)
That team was soooo good. Injuries derailed their Stanley Cup aspirations.
Soupy on the hit ... RJ on the call.
Posted by: browndog has his head up at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)
I am reading about the original Indo European cultures from a linguistic and anthropological basis. Georgian is Kartvelian, not PIE or Uralic
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Farmers on tractors have been robbed before. There was a gunwriter, now deceased, Farmer Frank or something like that for the gunmags. He had to draw his a time or two on the tractor to educate some criminals to vacate the premises immediately.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (3ImbR)
Randy Weaver
Ashley Babbitt
Donald Trump
Charlie Kirk
They left is lucky I'm not tea bagging them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 08:39 PM (KMPdZ)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:29 PM (WDjG6)
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Dwarfed by alumni and local interests (see Big Oil and Texas Tech) outright buying players under the guise of "NIL" and via "the Transfer Portal."
I'm old enough to remember that you forfeited a year of athletic eligibility when you transferred from one college to another.
It's now just the NFL Minor Leagues and they've destroyed a century-plus of tradition, conferences, and rivalries.
[Hence my prior affection for the FCS, formerly known as Division I-AA, where MOST kids still have to go to class, earn passing grades, and play primarily for the love of the game and competition.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:39 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (3ImbR)
So completely indistinguishable from Kamikaze Karen, then?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:39 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 08:40 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Yep. I will be for LSU taking a beating every game next year until Lane is gets a buyout to be unemployed again. I'll even root for Bama against them.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:40 PM (WDjG6)
“Just one day after the horrific murder in Minneapolis, I received reports that two people in my district were shot by federal immigration officials this afternoon in East Portland. Both individuals are alive, but we do not know the extent of their injuries.
“ICE has done nothing but inject terror, chaos, and cruelty into our communities. Trump’s immigration machine is using violence to control our communities—straight out of the authoritarian playbook. ICE must immediately end all active operations in Portland.
“I will share more updates as they become available. I am demanding full accountability and transparency. I encourage our community to stay calm and show courage in this moment. We must allow our local law enforcement to do its work. There must be a comprehensive investigation without Trump’s interference.”
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:40 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 08, 2026 08:41 PM (Cjt/F)
Surprisingly common. I've know several ag types, and each carried.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:41 PM (XuXeR)
Those who know me well would agree that that makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
RJ on the call.
Posted by: browndog has his head up at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (3sXRv)
__________
RJ was such a great announcer. He's probably making calls Upstairs now. "Whoaaah! St. Michael just lays out Beezelbub!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:41 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Paraphrasing Benjamin Franklin
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:42 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: tankdemon
Translator thingy says it's a muntjac.
Neither of which sounds like a real animal.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:42 PM (nhCoE)
tiny.cc/u1ex001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
Whatever really happened the trantifa had it coming.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Where my money bitch
You better have it right now
I ain't got all day
Posted by: Haiku Pimp at January 08, 2026 08:42 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: whig
Since moving to the country, I have seen sheriff's deputies three times.
I called them each time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (KMPdZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at
Brenden Sorsby, the top qb in the portal, turned down 3.5 from lsu to sign with Texas tech. Gotta think lane as part of that calculus.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (MGB5H)
“The use of deadly force by law enforcement weighs heavily on all of us who serve.
I am monitoring the situation that occurred this afternoon in Southeast Portland. The Multnomah County Sheriff’s Office was not involved in the shooting, nor were we on scene when it happened.
My thoughts are with those who were injured during this shooting, their families, and anyone who witnessed it.
Moments like this can create even greater fear and I recognize the weight of emotion our country and now our community is carrying right now.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (9aVck)
The languages spoken in the Caucasus are wild. Huge numbers of consonants, and very few vowels (like maybe one or two). They put Welsh to shame.
Posted by: Bulg
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STRENGTHS
That word has broken many a speaker of any language that doesn't favor diphthongs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 08:43 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:44 PM (XuXeR)
tiny.cc/u1ex001
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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See above, I posted the DHS statement. Both died (good shooting ICE) and the driver was Tren de Deado gang member and they tried to run over officers to escape.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:44 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 08:44 PM (tgvbd)
Daughter of Dr. FeelGood?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:33 PM
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She's the lesbo partner that was standing there watching the Honda Pilot. She's the one you hear screaming.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:45 PM (2Ez/1)
Was I the only one was buried in animal books as a kid?
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (WDjG6)
Also, if you are out there, going round and round the fields for hours at a time, you may encounter coyotes, or other pests that need to be dealt with. Or game, if in season.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 08:45 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)
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Back when the satirical website The Onion was funny in the 90s and Bubba was bombing Serbia, they had a the following funny headline (which I appreciated as my six-letter Slovenian surname has only one vowel):
"Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:45 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Quarter Twent
So if the chick got away she was just gonna leave her wife behind?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (XuXeR)
Were the kitchen walls and floor all stainless steel?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (Fs0KI)
At least the Sherriff has the decency to at least make an absolute Non-Statement statement.
"Hey, we saw that happen too. That's crazy. Nah, we ain't got shit to do with that. Crazy, though, right? Wow."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (06Hmj)
That's fine. This is all happening in blue cities. I propose the following. When responding to a call, have trucks accompany the agents and seal the street from both ends. Agents will converge from both ends, and blow up all cars on the street with RPGs, walking in front of the arresting agents.
Safe and effective.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (pkeXY)
He wouldn't have been a breakout artist, I'm guessing. A cult following at best.
https://tinyurl.com/2977hrax
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM (n4Qav)
Deep thought isn't part of the M.O.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
All I can say to this drivel is :
Good, you assholes promoted lawlessness and now the law has come for your evil, murderous, and wicked pets.
All you illegals in the Portland area, leave now, you get travel money and an airplane ticket.
Otherwise you get detained and deported whenever ICE can find time to come around and get you.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:47 PM (WDjG6)
That word has broken many a speaker of any language that doesn't favor diphthongs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I always wondered how east-Asians with the L/R merger dealt with English. They finally learn that an "L" is like this, and an "R" is like that, and then they meet someone who's a colonel.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:47 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 08:38 PM (pkeXY)
He wouldn't have been a breakout artist, I'm guessing. A cult following at best.
https://tinyurl.com/2977hrax
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 08, 2026 08:46 PM
ISWYDT
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - say her name - good good good at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: BruceWayne
S'all right, coach. I got you.
Nah, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Demond Williams Lears Contract Law at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: whig
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Next door neighbor had a scabbard mounted on his tractor.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:36 PM (I1a0i)
Up here the assumption is that whomever you are trying to hit is well-armed, so tread softly. Keeps a lot of mischief at bay.
It's also true.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (6Bc88)
Posted by: Peasant Werenewt Hybrid . . . at January 08, 2026 08:48 PM (3ZUWJ)
Those who know me well would agree that that makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Bulg
That's the way it is in town. They did both my father-in-law and my wife. The house is about a half block off the town square. The original owner was the president of the First National Bank.
Beautiful old fancy home.
https://tinyurl.com/38uxmnr5
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 08:49 PM (KMPdZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:49 PM (77rzZ)
Was I the only one was buried in animal books as a kid?
Posted by: Bulg
Mine were mostly about dinosaurs.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 08:49 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:44 PM (WDjG6)
Other reports say they were injured, but managed to drive from southeast Portland to Northeast Portland. Fog of war.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 08:50 PM (8zz6B)
You had books? We had dirt, and had to bury ourselves
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:50 PM (XuXeR)
https://x.com/pstein4/status/2009419425599074732
Posted by: Archimedes at January 08, 2026 08:24 PM (Riz8t)
CNN is about to be sold off for scrap. Why change now?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 08, 2026 08:50 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Farmers I knew that carried long rifles generally used lever action types in Arkansas. A little shooting of game but the Delta is not the safest area either with a bunch of hoodlums centered around Memphis and Little Rock. Sometimes they go off their urban areas to hunt new prey in the rural areas. Sometimes it is FAFO.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:50 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Jackson K. at January 08, 2026 08:50 PM (J9q9v)
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.
Posted by: Hot Fuzz at January 08, 2026 08:51 PM (wVcYX)
Nah, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Demond Williams
*snort*
Welcome back to Washington!
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 08:51 PM (MGB5H)
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*checks notes*
Dead Communist... Yup, it was clean. Case closed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Old Fart Who Knows The Mystery at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (R/m4+)
There's a new sheriff in town.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (KMPdZ)
Imagine if some other language decided that I and E were consonants, not vowels, and then said "Lol English doesn't have any vowels".
You'd be, like, "The hell, dude, we have the exact right number of vowels".
Welsh doesn't even really do consonant clusters, either. If you replaced W with OO and Y with EE, you'd say Welsh had a ridiculous number of vowels, instead.
Poor Welsh.
At least you're not Irish. Those fuckers barely even know what letters are.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (1HW+a)
'The house I grew up in started out as a funeral home. The mortician and his family lived on the second floor, while the first floor was used for funerals and viewings.'
Did they have a lay-away plan?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fox agrees with you. Status unknown at hospital. Man and woman.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (WDjG6)
Nobody. I mean Nobody... Screws with Timmy Walz Mr. President !!!!!!
Posted by: Command Sgt Major Walz, Minn. Salvation Army at January 08, 2026 08:53 PM (J9q9v)
Yep. Lever types are usually very slim, with nothing to catch or hang up on the sides... good for scabbards and poking thru hedges...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:53 PM (XuXeR)
Poor Welsh.
At least you're not Irish. Those fuckers barely even know what letters are.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I like the Welsh and the time I spent in Wales. A lot nicer than the English toffs around London.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:54 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)
They are probably all away at some semi-tropical beach and left the lights on to make the place looked lived in, but irregardless, I'm in.
Posted by: Lass es Licht sein at January 08, 2026 08:55 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: man
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Plus often they have the cock and half cock for safety like SAA pistols.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:55 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (WDjG6)
Well, here's hoping Dr. Mengele pulls tonight's ER shift.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:55 PM (BI5O2)
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 08:56 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)
I know, i know, but i'm still obligated to go on that little micro-tirade whenever anyone brings it up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 08:56 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2026 08:52 PM (fd80v)
We used to, until we went broke under new ownership.
Posted by: Mustang Ranch at January 08, 2026 08:56 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ)
Indeed. Plus, spitzer type rounds aren't needed - we're talking ranges under 100 yards.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 08:57 PM (XuXeR)
"Perhaps we need to start thinking that what's wrong in Cuba is our fault. The fault of the Communist Party." (Cuba)!
Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2026 08:57 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:55 PM
*snort*
I've told y'all before that the hospital I used to work at had a Dr. Mengele. I was so weird to hear him called over the intercom.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 08:57 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 07:57 PM (tgvbd)
and for years the new owners will wonder what that smell is.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
In construction of large buildings there are oftentimes voids in the walls where stray/wild animals may seek refuge in and get boarded up eventually dying and stinking up the place. Ripping out some and it's not hard to find the cavity the critter died in.
Never heard of a hobo getting trapped but sometimes a would be burgler got too clever and got jammed up in one.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 08, 2026 08:57 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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To make them feel at home, practice Venezuelan medicine, no painkillers, a strap to bite on, and pour tequila on the wound to sterilize.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 08:57 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:55 PM (BI5O2)
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"Paging Dr. Faucistein. Please pick up the White Privilege Courtesy Phone. Prepare the sandflies, STAT!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 08:58 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 08:58 PM (BI5O2)
Well, the Iranians heeded Shah, Jr's call for the 8PM "shout out" event. Regime has not cut off internet. Elon has made Starlink free inside Iran, and they've smuggled a bunch of starlink hardware in.
The regime may attempt to jam satellite signals, if they can.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He is not, but I am...
Posted by: Dr. Kovorkian at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (J9q9v)
This will also serve as his punishment.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (jc0TO)
It's simple really."
Screw you, Gaelic. That's not how face sounds work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: Old Fart Who Knows The Mystery
Surprised you can dig down 8' in FL without hitting water.
Posted by: Not Parched at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)
Kind of tough to do when the electricity to run your jamming Transmitter gets cut off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:01 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:01 PM (XuXeR)
'Well, here's hoping Dr. Mengele pulls tonight's ER shift.'
Feeling a little vindictive?
Yeah. Me too.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2026 09:01 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (NFdz3)
How is your Mom doing. Doof?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:02 PM (8zz6B)
Well, the Iranians heeded Shah, Jr's call for the 8PM "shout out" event. Regime has not cut off internet. Elon has made Starlink free inside Iran, and they've smuggled a bunch of starlink hardware in.
The regime may attempt to jam satellite signals, if they can.
I say the way to force the Mullah's to leave within an hour is to have C-130s orbiting the Ayatollah's House blasting 24/7 The Harris Cackle...
But, The UN may rule that it is Cruel and Unusual punishment...
Posted by: Gen Ripper at January 08, 2026 09:03 PM (J9q9v)
Ok.
Bring it beyotch.
If a single member of my family is harmed by one of your protestors, you will answer to me Walz. And trust me, you can't find an attorney better than mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 09:03 PM (2WIwB)
Well, I've got alligator clips, some 19 guage copper wire, and a 600 CCA battery in the garage...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:03 PM (XuXeR)
*prostrating myself*
I pledge undying loyalty to Piper and Doof!
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:04 PM (UQJzP)
Was about the size of a No Kings protest, except with Somali and Venezuelan flags. Incoherent, in other words.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:04 PM (Byin+)
Ok.
Bring it beyotch.
If a single member of my family is harmed by one of your protestors, you will answer to me Walz. And trust me, you can't find an attorney better than mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at
Pretty sure it's not the job of a governor to call for a national anything. Also a state leader calling for a protest seems insurrectiony
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM (MGB5H)
It was like a scene out of the original West World.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: ShainS
That was a very good game. Congrats to the BobKittuhs!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM (G1ktt)
Are these people in Portland dead or not? Seems like a TdA gangster and spouse?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:06 PM (EEvvy)
Knock yourself out, putz. We're not playing.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:06 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:02 PM (8zz6B)
A little bit better, thanks. I'm still at the hospital with her. Just keeping her company while she tries to rest. Waiting for an actual room to be ready. We've been in a small ER room all day. They're taking good care of her. She'll be here at least 2 or 3 days probably. Appreciate everyone's prayers!
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:06 PM (NFdz3)
Fox said one dead one critical about 15 minutes ago.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (Byin+)
"Perhaps we need to start thinking that what's wrong in Cuba is our fault. The fault of the Communist Party." (Cuba)!
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YA THINK???
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (XuXeR)
We were in NOLA several summers ago and our grandson, age 4yrs, started talking about a "bad man." Because the fire alarm went off in the hotel at 3am (twice) by pranksters and we had to evacuate. We explained that it was a bad person doing this as he asked, but not a huge deal.
The next day anytime he heard a car alarm on the street, he said it was the "bad man." Otherwise seemed unconcerned.
Leaving and going to our gate at the airport, he saw two police escorting a lovely couple in cuffs and told my husband they caught the "bad man." We assume he got closure.
The man messing with the street preacher seemed to get some closure and a few loose teeth.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (WONhk)
174 For FCS fans (cousin was Montana State's QB prior four years) -- Monday night was an epic game with the Bobcats defeating the Illinois State Redbirds in OT, 35-34 (the beneficiaries of a blocked field goal in regulation time and a blocked extra point in OT).
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling
That game was NUTS!
Posted by: BruceWayne
Agreed. I have hillbilly TV so I watched it yesterday on Utube. Absolutely entertaining.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (vzcgi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (IhIKR)
Hannoty with Trump.
Posted by: Boss Moss
============
Well, tell us what he says, because some of us have pulled the plug.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:08 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM
Sure does, huh?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
Dilly Dilly!
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:08 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Can't Be Too Careful at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (oftw2)
FIFY
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (EEvvy)
What is CNN supposed to learn? If they don't feed their viewers what they want they'll go bankrupt. These people and orgs cannot learn, because there is no value in the learning.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM
Sure does, huh?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB)
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Watch for Walz to try to grab the wheel of his chauffeur-driven Subaru!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (nWPIJ)
They should have a sick out and not go to work.
wait ..
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: publius
They've lost the bleeps, they've lost the sweeps, and they've lost the creeps.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:10 PM (XuXeR)
Live on Goldie Ghamari Youtube.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Thanks. Now which do I watch, that or the Portland Martyrs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (EEvvy)
Haven’t seen you in a long time! How are you? How’s the new trade going?
Please give my regards to your mom and dad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (ExV1e)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMaQ_7yR4I
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:05 PM
Anything to get the fraud off the news.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (2WIwB)
Wait till they get the raspberry....
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Zulus at Roarke's Drift at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)
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I can't find anything fresh on X.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 09:12 PM (I1a0i)
— the Roadrunner
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:12 PM (XuXeR)
“You can’t shoot us all!”
Wanna bet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 09:07 PM (IhIKR)
Remember all that ammunition that the government bought during the Biden administration? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:12 PM (ExV1e)
This will also serve as his punishment.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 09:00 PM (jc0TO)
I pity them both.
Posted by: Rosey Greer and Ray Milland's Head at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (EEvvy)
I saw the Portland Martyrs open for the Dead Kennedys at the Fillmore West in '86.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (8zz6B)
Please give my regards to your mom and dad.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Of course I will. Mostly same ole same ole. Just haven't been commenting a bunch during the days. Still looking for work. Probably gonna break down and apply to workouts an airline at least for some time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (MGB5H)
Michael Malice
@michaelmalice
I didn't believe Islam was taking over Minnesota until I saw the officer shoot that woman simply for driving a car.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (Byin+)
It's simple really."
Screw you, Gaelic. That's not how face sounds work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Siobhan.
Perfectly normal name. Pronounced "Shuh-vawn." Obviously.
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (nhCoE)
Bold move, Cotton. Maybe the second time's a charm.
Though I suspect he thinks he's pulling a Khrushchev. An old, bloodsoaked crony denouncing the past and pretending to be the future.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (BI5O2)
And minimal nose-picking.
Posted by: Can't Be Too Careful at January 08, 2026 09:09 PM (oftw2)
Washing them regularly. Had to push back on the mask suggestions though.
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: Diogenes
The walls are actually closing in . Little Timmy Tiptoes really did steal the nuts.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (vzcgi)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (SRRAx)
Was about the size of a No Kings protest, except with Somali and Venezuelan flags. Incoherent, in other words.
Posted by: Ian S
The Battle of Gettysburg.
youtu.be/d67rhIzUhhk
Or Pearl Harbor, whatever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (RIvkX)
In solidarity, I shall refrain from working for THE MAN tomorrow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:14 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different
What's Linda McMahon gonna do with all the ammo the DoE owns?
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 09:14 PM (MGB5H)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMaQ_7yR4I
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (9aVck)
This is odd, most of the shootings and beatings in Portland get press conferences. Some of them don't even get the cops to show up.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:14 PM (UQJzP)
Yes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (ExV1e)
Should have used the Schrödinger sock for that one.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 09:15 PM (ZoXoN)
which do I watch, that or the Portland Martyrs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Hannity. Portland Martyrs is nothing but sanctimony so far. They don't even say if the twosome are dead or alive.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:15 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:14 PM
Somebody did something.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 09:15 PM (jc0TO)
One things certain , Iran’s entire economy is now totally shut down. Something is going to have to break, one way or the other.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 09:15 PM (UXPSq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (8zz6B)
This would have been the perfect time to use "The Crystal Ballroom"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:16 PM (rbvCR)
Yeah. Didn't think of it. I was just being an ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ian S.
* single tear *
Posted by: Iron Eyes Zelenskyy at January 08, 2026 09:16 PM (nhCoE)
Civilian marksmanship program?
*please
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:16 PM (XuXeR)
Portland Officials Press Conference on Shooting
_________
With the usual phalanx of drones standing behind the speaker? And the pink-haired sign-language gink?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:16 PM (tgvbd)
Federal agents loaded up truckloads of documents from state offices around Minnesota today. Walz is fucked already, and he probably even knows it, but he's still trying to call a pick six.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:17 PM (Byin+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:17 PM (wAr5n)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:18 PM (UQJzP)
I was being good and undecorating the tree when one of my wacko sister-in-laws called. I was very nice and chatted for awhile, which her brother found shocking as I am usually as brief as possible. A new kind leaf for 2026! Probably won't last long! Then we watched Landman and I come to this!
I saw 2 seconds (my limit) of a bunch of super ugly people whining about Portland's human beans and now have to get caught up. Have mercy liberals are ugly! The guy talking had Dumbo Ears flapping.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (RIvkX)
Thanks, SF
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:18 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:11 PM (tgvbd)
Diaz-Canel Singao is the newest flavor by Ben and Jerry's
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:18 PM (rbvCR)
Walz is fucked already, and he probably even knows it, but he's still trying to call a pick six.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:17 PM (Byin+)
___________
His term may conclude sooner than he thought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)
I was scrolling through some of the stuff on X "#Iran Protests" will get a lot.
Anyway, there was a video of a pretty young gal who took off her hijab and let her hair loose, doing a Charlie Angels Farrah Fawcett "hair wave" thing. She then burned a picture of the Ayatollah.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 09:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:19 PM (XuXeR)
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Unless they have dedicated trunks for their own facilities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:19 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
Dilly Dilly!
Posted by: Doof at January
What am I missing here?
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Two TdA folks who decided to play "who can ram the ICE agent with my car".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (ExV1e)
*Google search algorithms going crazy *
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (XuXeR)
Oregon governor says unnecessary violent event instigated by Trump admin. Federal agents are hurting people and destroying safety. Calls on full investigation and a halt to detentions.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (9aVck)
Based on whistleblower testimony it appears Walz will be facing a criminal indictment. It appears he knowingly furthered the fraud schemes. So he needs a distraction.
Remember this is only the entree. There are numerous other investigations happening in California, Illinois, New York, etc. Those are being alleged as much worse than Minnesota.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 08, 2026 09:21 PM (85TAl)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:17 PM (wAr5n)
Nah. We have them sort of "swim" like dolphins here when it's a normal winter of deep snow. Our first pup, a husky/malamute, used to sleep on top of it in the sun. I never went that far, but I do love it...and have missed it this Chistmas. It snowed today, which is good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:21 PM (WONhk)
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Unless they have dedicated trunks for their own facilities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:19 PM (BI5O2)
***
Heh.
Molotov the buildings with lights.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 09:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:21 PM (RIvkX)
Bold move, Cotton. Maybe the second time's a charm.
Though I suspect he thinks he's pulling a Khrushchev. An old, bloodsoaked crony denouncing the past and pretending to be the future.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:13 PM (BI5O2)
DJT should invite Diaz-Canel for a visit in Washington. Give him the VIP treatment, then a little private chat. "You know, pal, I am not going to send Delta Force in to arrest you. Your own people will do that soon enough, as your Communist mismanagement runs Cuba into the ground. Or you could come to your senses, abandon Communism, and accept the USA as an ally. We could help provide food, and power, and fuel, and investments to get your economy flourishing again. You could hold free elections, and maybe even win legtimately, if the people see you as a hero for facing up to the truth. You want to be a hero, or be the goat? It's on you, pal."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:22 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Bulg thinks we've acquired some power and authority. Don't ruin his delusion!
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:22 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 08, 2026 09:22 PM (4b7CV)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (9aVck)
The rumor going around is that the upper echelons of Oregon governance are all really cranky at the moment, like their sugar daddy died and left all the money they spent already to a guy named Bobo Justice.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:23 PM (XuXeR)
Our boys would have a lot to laugh about over a few beers later, and I wish I could hear what they said.
This would make me very happy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:24 PM (WONhk)
The TdA folks apparently were pimping out 14 year old girls to the lovely citizens of Portland. Or at least the ones that haven't tranced themselves yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:24 PM (Byin+)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:25 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 09:20 PM (Wmg4n)
Bulg thinks we've acquired some power and authority. Don't ruin his delusion!
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 09:22
Oh, well, I mean of course we do, but we are very benevolent about things.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 09:25 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:24 PM (Byin+)
Lovely citizens who screech about the Epstein Files every time someone says that Trump is in them but will tap that teen if given the opportunity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:25 PM (9aVck)
And he should retire to New York to spend more time with his wife's money
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (rbvCR)
If you think Mrs. Maduro put up a bitch fight, wait until you see Gwen Walz.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (vzcgi)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:23 PM (ExV1e)
Make it profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, and they just might do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
Nice state you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it's statehood.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (KMPdZ)
A woman on Fox earlier said the first wave of indictments are already written for California.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 09:28 PM (Byin+)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:28 PM (KMPdZ)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:25 PM (9aVck)
Sadly, you Democrats managed to get the courts to rule that the federal government, and only the federal government, could perform immigration tasks. Remember? Back when Arizona was trying to deal with the mess y'all made of the border. Well, since you have illegals in Oregon and only the feds can deal with them...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:28 PM (ExV1e)
there was a video of a pretty young gal who took off her hijab and let her hair loose, doing a Charlie Angels Farrah Fawcett "hair wave" thing. She then burned a picture of the Ayatollah.
Posted by: publius
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Little-known fact thanks to MSM indifference, but White Wednesday has been a thing in Iran for years. Women get in front of a camera, take off their scarves, and wave them around.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:28 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (4KzNy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (w6EFb)
Which is why you send the SEALs and not Delta. Delta is much better about capturing people alive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (ExV1e)
“I always consult Piper on my apparel before I appear in public.” — Sydney Sweeney
Doof, on the other hand…
“Hey, he programs all of our playlists on Spotify!”
— Rush
Regardless, you both have my eternal loyalty.
*prostrating myself again*
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SesehqJ7Vec
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (KMPdZ)
Going back to the original territorial constitution would be great, it had no taxes
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)
If Diaz-Canel loosens the reins, he's a dead man within the space of a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (3anXa)
Fox said one dead one critical about 15 minutes ago.
So...pro-Manduro illegal Venezuelans protesting the dead lesbian in MN?
I might have missed something since I still haven't checked. Were they escaping or agitating?
Hell hath no fury like an illega cartel being deported.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:31 PM (WONhk)
I thought we might have Elvis or Bowie, or maybe a few animals so named, but it was still a nice touch.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 09:31 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (3anXa)
Oh. Dear. What a shame.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)
If you think Mrs. Maduro put up a bitch fight, wait until you see Gwen Walz.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 08, 2026 09:26 PM (w6EFb)
Send some 'Ettes to nab that cvnt. I'll bring a tire iron.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 09:32 PM (ULPxl)
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Thanks. Good to know the doggies are safe
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:32 PM (4KzNy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (3anXa)
If you let the Cuban people go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. -- Donnie Two Scoops
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 09:33 PM (kgFPv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:33 PM (UQJzP)
Make it profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, and they just might do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B)
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"I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think, in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, read the news summary and uh, if you don't say Cuba is abandoning communism, I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the White House."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:33 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: GWB at January 08, 2026 09:33 PM (1c0lS)
Attempting to escape. They were the people being arrested for deportation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:34 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Like Ian Watkins', at this rate.
Posted by: the chomo retirement plan at January 08, 2026 09:34 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
So, state rights are great again?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 09:34 PM (G1ktt)
One people trying to get out from under the boot, the other trying to keep the boot on the people.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 09:35 PM (Q+gd/)
Good evening, all y'all. Just some minor lurking for me today. I got tasked by senior peeps and am working my arse off.
Prepping for Noah's flood here in North 'bama, we're supposed to ger *horrors* almost 3 inches of rain between midnight and six pm tommorrow.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 08, 2026 09:35 PM (QVmho)
heh
Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2026 09:35 PM (q6tQZ)
/s
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 09:36 PM (kgFPv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 08, 2026 08:07 PM (2Ez/1)
She ugly and look like man, Kemosabe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:36 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 08, 2026 09:34 PM (G1ktt)
Fed dollars come with fed bodies and fed strings.
Give up the latter and you lose the former.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:36 PM (ExV1e)
heh
Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2026 09:35 PM (q6tQZ)
Is this when we start screaming about capital controls?
I just need to keep up to date.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 09:38 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:38 PM (J6DiX)
Prepping for Noah's flood here in North 'bama, we're supposed to ger *horrors* almost 3 inches of rain between midnight and six pm tommorrow.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 08, 2026 09:35 PM (QVmho)
3 inches! That's a lot.
Posted by: The Unknown Commentator at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (wVcYX)
Portland Officials Press Conference on Shooting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SesehqJ7Vec
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
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Every time I've checked in it's been a fact-free woke sermon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:30 PM (3anXa)
2 years? Cuba reportedly has 20 days of gasoline in reserves, and no more coming in.
After that Cuba can enjoy having an army that either walks or takes bicycles to any battle.
That’s why his tune is changing so completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 09:40 PM (UXPSq)
If Diaz-Canel loosens the reins, he's a dead man within the space of a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Shhh. Never stop an enemy when they are making a mistake.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:40 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:38 PM (J6DiX)
I'm not sure it is really a "passage" since it came to a dead end.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 09:40 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: The Unknown Commentator at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (wVcYX)
She NEVER said that.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 09:41 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:38 PM (J6DiX)
How hard would it be to kick out a freshly bricked-up doorway before the mortar has set?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:41 PM (8zz6B)
3 inches! That's a lot.
Posted by: The Unknown Commentator
Olde joke....
We'll get rained on twice and it'll be called six inches.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 08, 2026 09:41 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (EEvvy)
Did they start with a land acknowledgement?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 09:42 PM (ZoXoN)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:42 PM (J6DiX)
USA Facts
How many civilian federal government jobs are located in Oregon?
Updated monthly
In part, "About 28,400, as of July 2025. Federal jobs include work in a wide range of occupations, including roles as janitors, scientists, accountants, postal workers, elected officials, and many more. While enlisted troops are considered to be employed by the government, they are not considered civilians, and thus are not included in this figure. Federal jobs represent 1.4% of all nonfarm jobs in the state. That’s about 1 in 70. The state accounts for 0.97% of the 2.93 million federal jobs nationwide."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 09:42 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:43 PM (UQJzP)
Bessent says, starting tomorrow, if you're on public assistance, you can't wire money out of the country.
heh
Posted by: MkY
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Something kooky about Somali immigrants, something like 80% of them are on public assistance and I guess about 10% of them are millionaires. Or is there some overlap?
Anyway, you'd think someone would be screaming about sharing the wealth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:43 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Works for me.
__Jodie Foster
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 09:43 PM (I1a0i)
Posted by: The Unknown Commentator at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (wVcYX)
Pffft ... really ?!?!
Posted by: The Paolo at January 08, 2026 09:45 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:43 PM (UQJzP)
~~~~~
What is going on? I thought a helicopter was going to land on my house. Then some kind of jet screamed overhead.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2026 09:45 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:45 PM (UQJzP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Indifference? Never! We can't report on something with such a racist name, though.
Posted by: the MSM at January 08, 2026 09:46 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Per the story, chained to the wall was involved. So ASSuME'ing the feet could not reach ...
Posted by: Peasant Werenewt Hybrid . . . at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Make it like Rosie Grier and Ray Milland!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (UXPSq)
LIVE | California AG Rob Bonta holds press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQwH_ruz2dc
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Indifference? Never! We can't report on something with such a racist name, though.
Posted by: the MSM
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Worse for the MSM, Iran is a derivation of Aryan.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (nhCoE)
Anyway, you'd think someone would be screaming about sharing the wealth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2026 09:48 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:48 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Peasant Werenewt Hybrid . . . at January 08, 2026 09:47 PM (3ZUWJ)
Ah, right, I had forgetten that detail. Poe fellow was fucked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
I'm not sure it is really a "passage" since it came to a dead end.
Posted by: tankdemon
* golf clap *
Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2026 09:49 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 09:39 PM (EEvvy)
Did they start with a land acknowledgement?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 08, 2026 09:42 PM (ZoXoN)
Nope, but since they've gone back to claiming fuedal feifdoms, the Dems are pretty protective of "their" turf. Only the Feds can be on stolen land, not these wonderful pist-colonial LIBERATORS. Fuck these people.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 08, 2026 09:49 PM (4b7CV)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:49 PM (KMPdZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 09:53 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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They are afraid. So is China.
Once these movement start, it is kind of like an earthquake and releases all the pent up anger and stress over the decades that has built up.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:54 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He is not, but I am...
Posted by: Dr. Kovorkian at January 08, 2026 08:59 PM (J9q9v)
I love you Morons!
Guess I will wander down to the basement saloon and watch Ole Miss vs Miami. While I despise Miami and am not fond of Ole Miss, I will hope they beat Miami.
I was, after all, at Ole Miss for two solid weeks my junior year of college. Then left because my friend was leaving for reasons I won't get into in this box. I am sure my parents were alarmed when I showed up one evening with my big trunk of belongings and my car. My father, bless him, said, "You realize I have lost 20% of your tuition, right?" I told him sweetly, "That's not too bad, Daddy!" I seriously did not think it was that bad.
Always the optimist. My father probably wanted to kill me but didn't. He was so thrilled to give me away in marriage years later!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:54 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 09:41 PM (8zz6B
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IIRC, the victim was really drunk, probably passing out. Yeah, they probably didn't have a quick set mortar in the 1800s. I still like the story for its horror/revenge elements
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:54 PM (1lTYe)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:54 PM (WDjG6)
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I need more whiskey for this revolution.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ErikInTexas
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Their turf is built on stolen money, between 700 billion from Bessent and 1.5 trillion Musk
I want Democrats force to issue stolen money statements before every public meeting, shave their heads, pray for forgiveness.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:56 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Indifference? Never! We can't report on something with such a racist name, though.
Posted by: the MSM
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Worse for the MSM, Iran is a derivation of Aryan.
Posted by: whig
Inside look at the KKK's influence on the 'Freedom' movement in Iran!!
-CNN
Posted by: CNN, wE R rElle neWZ at January 08, 2026 09:56 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The Yeastie Girls had some lyrical chops. They were fun to dance to.
Industrial was a masculine genre, though. NIN was about as sissy as it got.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 08, 2026 09:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2026 09:57 PM (UQJzP)
This broad coordinated propaganda operation, calling ICE intruders and murderers, is truly despicable. The people behind it know they're going down for fraud, and they're desperate. It's laying the groundwork for violence. Beware. If you're in a blue city, the police aren't coming.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 09:57 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I think the Iranians could also use a good stiff drink to provide them some courage for the daylight tomorrow. Friday is likely to be even spicier.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 09:57 PM (WDjG6)
If stoned (I'm not) it would confuse you, unless you read Moron.
Seriously. On any given Ace post there are about 5 different crazy conversations going on.
I LOVE IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 09:58 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:59 PM (RIvkX)
This broad coordinated propaganda operation, calling ICE intruders and murderers, is truly despicable. The people behind it know they're going down for fraud, and they're desperate. It's laying the groundwork for violence. Beware. If you're in a blue city, the police aren't coming.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Pretty much and the D pols know they are in the frame too for criminal charges. They knew about the theft of federal bucks. They all knew and are complicit as hell.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:00 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 10:00 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:59 PM (RIvkX)
Helle's Belles. Chick AC/DC cover band. they kill.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 08, 2026 10:02 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: A good watch up to that point at January 08, 2026 10:02 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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During a 1966 recording session with Jeff Beck, John Paul Jones, Nicky Hopkins, and Moon, the group discussed forming a new band, and Moon reportedly joked that such a band would "go down like a lead balloon. That is how Keef inspired Page to call his new band Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:03 PM (WDjG6)
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No, Kruschev denounced Stalin. He was careful not to denounce Communism. The old “true Communism has never been tried” sort of dissembling.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (x4uGH)
Posted by: JQ at January 08, 2026 10:04 PM (rdVOm)
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