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CBS "News:" The Totally-Legitimate Non-Fraudulent Day Care "Targeted" by Nick Shirley Has Now Closed, For Unkown Reasons We Couldn't Possibly Speculate About
The motive may never be known, they swore.
But we know that "regulators" were purposely not doing any regulating at all. They were not verifying enrollment records.
A Minneapolis day care featured in a right-wing YouTuber's video about alleged fraud in Minnesota is now closed, according to state records. Quality Learing Center [spelling corrected to the proper "Learing"] closed on Tuesday, according to the Minnesota Department of Human Services' licensing records. The Minnesota Department of Children, Youth, and Families said that the center requested closure of its license effective Tuesday. "The provider is unable to reopen without reapplying for a license," the agency reported. The center's last licensing review, in June, found several operational violations but noted no evidence of fraud. ... CBS News conducted its own analysis of several of the day centers Shirley mentioned; all but two had active licenses, according to state records, and all active locations had been visited by state regulators within the last six months.
The Minnesota Department of Children, Youth and Families visited nine of the day cares from the video, finding children present at eight of them.Oh, after the video they rustled up some of their cousins' kids for a bit of matinee theater?
The ninth had not yet opened for the day when inspectors visited. Quality Learning Center received $1.9 million from Minnesota's Child Care Assistance Program in fiscal year 2025, according to the department. DCYF said it was made aware on Dec. 19 that the center intended to voluntarily close, but during a visit 10 days later, it learned it had chosen to remain open. Shirley's video reignited furor over fraud in Minnesota.But not in the media.
Targeted?? Well maybe don’t spell learning wrong at a “learing center” and receive $1.9M from taxpayers for fraud.
— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) January 8, 2026
If it was such a good business why would it get shutdown?
If you want to read the details of this particular defendant’s case…
— AG (@AGHamilton29) January 5, 2026
She stole $5.7 million. The Minnesota government gave her an award. https://t.co/S6R5q5JYXe pic.twitter.com/1326tzfa1E
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Sad that an underserved community has to suffer so.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (PQb8B)
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But is it copper infused?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (Kt19C)
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I nooded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
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NOODed
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (IpnJw)
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Truly nothing nood under the sun.
Posted by: Ecclesiastical you know at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)
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CBS "News:" The Totally-Legitimate Non-Fraudulent Day Care "Targeted" by Nick Shirley Has Now Closed, For Unkown Reasons We Couldn't Possibly Speculate About
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They were doing such a good job taking care of kids that it was making all the other day cares feel bad.
So they transferred the Learing Center to Sanford.
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They were doing such a good job taking care of kids that it was making all the other day cares feel bad.
So they transferred the Learing Center to Sanford.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
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The VIDEO ignited furor.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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Quality Learing Center [spelling corrected to the proper "Learing"] closed on Tuesday, according to the Minnesota Department of Human Services' licensing records.
Proofreading is no longer a thing, is it.
Proofreading is no longer a thing, is it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (PQb8B)
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So much White Supremacy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (IpnJw)
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"CLOSED FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN"
"CLOSED FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN"
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IifOV)
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Hi ace!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (2J/Lj)
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The VIDEO ignited furor.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
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13 The VIDEO ignited furor.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
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I didn't start the fire.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
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I didn't start the fire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (GBKbO)
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We should have a Quality Ace Learing Center.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (pLaQB)
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hahahahha
I love this guy!
"Targeted? You're goddamn right I targeted them!"
Never equivocate. Never retreat. Never surrender.
Attack, attack, attack.
I love this guy!
"Targeted? You're goddamn right I targeted them!"
Never equivocate. Never retreat. Never surrender.
Attack, attack, attack.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (PQb8B)
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"CLOSED FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CHILDREN"
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IifOV)
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Trump was sending ICE Agents there to shoot all of the children, but not the British children.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IifOV)
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Trump was sending ICE Agents there to shoot all of the children, but not the British children.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (IpnJw)
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Without Quality Learing Center how will our childrens learn to red?
I mean besides the billions spent on "legitimate" education
I mean besides the billions spent on "legitimate" education
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
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Weird!
Thought I saw some lefty on X claiming they got a tour, and it was fully functional. Even had pictures of the inside where the newly painted walls were glowing.
Thought I saw some lefty on X claiming they got a tour, and it was fully functional. Even had pictures of the inside where the newly painted walls were glowing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)
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8 The VIDEO ignited furor.
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Just like the video caused outraged Libyans to kill our ambassador.
When I'm in office, I will impose common sense video controls.
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Just like the video caused outraged Libyans to kill our ambassador.
When I'm in office, I will impose common sense video controls.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (Dv3i1)
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Ghost kids need a safe place to haunt.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (jc0TO)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
The illegal that started the big Californian wildfire a few years ago?
The illegal that started the big Californian wildfire a few years ago?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
You owe me about a teaspoon and a half of pesto
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
You owe me about a teaspoon and a half of pesto
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)
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20 Weird!
Thought I saw some lefty on X claiming they got a tour, and it was fully functional. Even had pictures of the inside where the newly painted walls were glowing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)
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The video that showed a child enrollment of 4 when the center tells the state it takes care of 40?
Thought I saw some lefty on X claiming they got a tour, and it was fully functional. Even had pictures of the inside where the newly painted walls were glowing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)
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The video that showed a child enrollment of 4 when the center tells the state it takes care of 40?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
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Whomever owns he buildings these fictional daycares/healthcare/Transportation needs to be looked into. I imagine they were more than happy to rent empty retail spaces to/from their comrades.
Whomever owns he buildings these fictional daycares/healthcare/Transportation needs to be looked into. I imagine they were more than happy to rent empty retail spaces to/from their comrades.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (IifOV)
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Oh, after the video they rustled up some of their cousins' kids for a bit of matinee theater?
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The inspections are supposed to be unannounced. So somebody on the inside has to be tipping them off on when to have kids there.
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The inspections are supposed to be unannounced. So somebody on the inside has to be tipping them off on when to have kids there.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (XvL8K)
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I never did find out if it was actually spelled "Learing" on their incorporation paperwork or not....
That would be too hilarious.
That would be too hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (06Hmj)
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The hearings yesterday, Gill from Texas questioned whomever asking about the Somali households.
After 10 years, 78% were still on welfare.
Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
After 10 years, 78% were still on welfare.
Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
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Trump was sending ICE Agents there to shoot all of the children, but not the British children.
Do I have to do everything?
Do I have to do everything?
Posted by: George Washington at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)
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All the paperwork records for all the daycare centers were stolen, or eaten by their dogs, . . . goats. I’m sure there should be utility and phone records to show that there were clients being served in those facilities.
Posted by: Unkaren at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (BrLWF)
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Even had pictures of the inside where the newly painted walls were glowing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)
The walls had khakis on?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)
The walls had khakis on?
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (0Sg1Q)
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this is my shocked face...
-_-
i wonder how long until the owner opens in the
same place with a 'new' name
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i wonder how long until the owner opens in the
same place with a 'new' name
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (v6XNT)
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Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
From their perspective it is jizya
From their perspective it is jizya
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
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Proofreading is no longer a thing, is it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (PQb8B)
If memory serves, Ace has previously denounced proofreading as gay. Then he cuddled with garrett.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (PQb8B)
If memory serves, Ace has previously denounced proofreading as gay. Then he cuddled with garrett.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
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The problem isn't the fraud, no, the problem is those meddling kids exposing the fraud. They're the ones causing all this trouble! The people who caught the wrongdoers doing wrong are the real assholes! Hell, it's their fault the fraudsters were committing fraud in the first place!
Posted by: Very ex-wife reasoning at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TezPK)
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The amount of anti depressant, anti anxiety drugs these liberals must be on is epic. They can be quite disinhibiting, such that anger boils over and things are said and done which would normally be inhibited. Half the country is out of control. Bet you the autopsy of the minn driver is positive for psych meds.
Posted by: Why so crazy? at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (1M7sl)
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hahahahha
I love this guy!
"Targeted? You're goddamn right I targeted them!"
Never equivocate. Never retreat. Never surrender.
Attack, attack, attack.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (06Hmj)
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"You're Goddamn right I ordered the Code Rid!"
I love this guy!
"Targeted? You're goddamn right I targeted them!"
Never equivocate. Never retreat. Never surrender.
Attack, attack, attack.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (06Hmj)
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"You're Goddamn right I ordered the Code Rid!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (IpnJw)
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Aww. And after all that money they spent fixing the sign.
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (lNdi2)
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It can be said that Nick Shirley 'pounced,' I guess.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Y1sOo)
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I doubt any of the phony daycares had garbage service, or produced any byproduct that would prove they actually functioned.
I doubt any of the phony daycares had garbage service, or produced any byproduct that would prove they actually functioned.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (IifOV)
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Ghost Chilren hardest hit.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (vbXSk)
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If memory serves, Ace has previously denounced proofreading as gay. Then he cuddled with garrett.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Well, I figured CBS News would've been loaded with homos, but if they're not proofreading their published work, I guess I was incorrect.
If memory serves, Ace has previously denounced proofreading as gay. Then he cuddled with garrett.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Well, I figured CBS News would've been loaded with homos, but if they're not proofreading their published work, I guess I was incorrect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (PQb8B)
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Vance doing a White House press briefing now on this topic. Good for him, he opens by talking about how much money non-criminal Americans are spending on child care and child-raising.
Vance doing a White House press briefing now on this topic. Good for him, he opens by talking about how much money non-criminal Americans are spending on child care and child-raising.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (Uo+RY)
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An over-looked component of this daycare scam is just looking at the "daycares" themselves. They're all dingy, abandoned warehouses in industrial areas.
Hell, in that vid the day after, when all the fake parents were dropping off fake children for PR, it literally looks like they're in a filthy alleyway outside of some rando delipidated building.
No legitimate business catering to children and their parents would operate out of these locations. They were obviously set up on the cheap, in areas not likely to call attention, without any regard to actually catering to children because they never intended to.
I'll bet you any amount of money that multiple "daycares" were operating out of the same space.
Hell, in that vid the day after, when all the fake parents were dropping off fake children for PR, it literally looks like they're in a filthy alleyway outside of some rando delipidated building.
No legitimate business catering to children and their parents would operate out of these locations. They were obviously set up on the cheap, in areas not likely to call attention, without any regard to actually catering to children because they never intended to.
I'll bet you any amount of money that multiple "daycares" were operating out of the same space.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
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The VIDEO ignited furor.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
The Reischstag?
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (0Sg1Q)
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You know who else ignited a furor?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (IpnJw)
The Reischstag?
Posted by: Putsch your money where your mouth is at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)
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But we know that "regulators" were purposely not doing any regulating at all. They were not verifying enrollment records.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements.
That is, if the regulations require a attendance certification, and that regulation was not followed nor was even a part of an investigation or certification verification, that would make the inspection fraudulent.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements.
That is, if the regulations require a attendance certification, and that regulation was not followed nor was even a part of an investigation or certification verification, that would make the inspection fraudulent.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (c3sdc)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (4rWc3)
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I always thought it was odd that people from such a hot climate would choose to locate themselves in the exact opposite climate. It all makes sense now and similar circumstances should be investigated across the board.
Posted by: DJ at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (uosPt)
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Diversity is our strength!
Retard level strength.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TezPK)
Retard strength > Smart power
Retard level strength.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TezPK)
Retard strength > Smart power
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
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And I thought Gov. DeWine was embarrassing.
Posted by: Silver lining in fraud cloud at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (1M7sl)
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So we've moved on from all the seizing and pouncing to targeting, got it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (ClDUJ)
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"CBS News conducted its own analysis of several of the day centers Shirley mentioned; all but two had active licenses, according to state records, and all active locations had been visited by state regulators within the last six months."
Tony Dukopil:
"The press has missed the story because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American, or we've put too much weight in the analysis of academics and elites, and not enough on you. I know this because, at certain points, I have been you. I have felt this way too. I have felt like what I was seeing and hearing on the news didn't reflect what I was seeing and hearing in my own life."
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Tony Dukopil:
"The press has missed the story because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates and not the average American, or we've put too much weight in the analysis of academics and elites, and not enough on you. I know this because, at certain points, I have been you. I have felt this way too. I have felt like what I was seeing and hearing on the news didn't reflect what I was seeing and hearing in my own life."
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (0CU3H)
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Almost $2 million for never providing daycare. Man, I could use that kind of support.
The center's last licensing review, in June, found several operational violations but noted no evidence of fraud.
And fire the person that did this review. Incompetent and or kickbacks.
The center's last licensing review, in June, found several operational violations but noted no evidence of fraud.
And fire the person that did this review. Incompetent and or kickbacks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (n5tGW)
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Subpoena their records. Get a list of every parent of every child enrolled. Go interview them.
This is Investigating Things 101 for crying out loud.
This is Investigating Things 101 for crying out loud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (06Hmj)
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The amount of anti depressant, anti anxiety drugs these liberals must be on is epic. They can be quite disinhibiting, such that anger boils over and things are said and done which would normally be inhibited. Half the country is out of control. Bet you the autopsy of the minn driver is positive for psych meds.
Posted by: Why so crazy? at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (1M7sl)
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Do we still have "Truth in Advertising" laws?
If so, Trump's DOJ should mandate that the Democrat-Communist Party be renamed and rebranded as the Psycopathy Death Cult Party.
Posted by: Why so crazy? at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (1M7sl)
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Do we still have "Truth in Advertising" laws?
If so, Trump's DOJ should mandate that the Democrat-Communist Party be renamed and rebranded as the Psycopathy Death Cult Party.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (IpnJw)
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The rage--it only grows and grows. As my old sports-ball buddy would say, WAKE UP!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (/jglT)
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Do the Somalis have a Midvale School For the Gifted for their high-achievers?
Posted by: Non Compos Mentis at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)
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Well, I figured CBS News would've been loaded with homos, but if they're not proofreading their published work, I guess I was incorrect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (PQb8B)
Isn't their HQ in NYC? Probably moved all the homos out for fear that the mayor would have them all thrown off buildings.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (PQb8B)
Isn't their HQ in NYC? Probably moved all the homos out for fear that the mayor would have them all thrown off buildings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)
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58 Subpoena their records. Get a list of every parent of every child enrolled. Go interview them.
This is Investigating Things 101 for crying out loud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (06Hmj)
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@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: DHS, FBI, and IRS agents now going door-to-door ‘raiding Somali businesses in Minneapolis.’
This is Investigating Things 101 for crying out loud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (06Hmj)
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@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: DHS, FBI, and IRS agents now going door-to-door ‘raiding Somali businesses in Minneapolis.’
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm not sure how you put the toothpaste back in the tube now? There's just way, way too much outright *theft* going on for the left to just hope 30 days from now they can go on the campaign trail with stupid slogans like "Americans are struggling with an affordability crisis." That's just not gonna play, no matter what miracle candidate they dredge up to utter the slogans. Its just going to be one day after another after another of people who borrow Nick's techniques and find their new instances of fraud right there in their own back yards!
Posted by: Crusader at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (TN0g+)
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This is the same news mainstream media that asked local government officials in Springfield Ohio if there was a Haitian problem. The same government officials who created the Haitian problem and were profiting from it.
It's like asking Al Capone if there's a bootlegging problem in Chicago.
How many people still get their news from places like CBS, and how many of them are under 65?
This is the same news mainstream media that asked local government officials in Springfield Ohio if there was a Haitian problem. The same government officials who created the Haitian problem and were profiting from it.
It's like asking Al Capone if there's a bootlegging problem in Chicago.
How many people still get their news from places like CBS, and how many of them are under 65?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (biznJ)
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Republicans should be ashamed of the Senators that just voted with Democrats in attempting to take away our Powers to fight and defend the United States of America. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Rand Paul, Josh Hawley, and Todd Young should never be elected to office again. This Vote greatly hampers American Self Defense and National Security, impeding the President’s Authority as Commander in Chief. In any event, and despite their “stupidity,” the War Powers Act is Unconstitutional, totally violating Article II of the Constitution, as all Presidents, and their Departments of Justice, have determined before me. Nevertheless, a more important Senate Vote will be taking place next week on this very subject.
Rand Paul is guilty as hell of something. His name keeps popping up on the wrong side of issues.
Rand Paul is guilty as hell of something. His name keeps popping up on the wrong side of issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (6mogZ)
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The problem isn't the fraud, no, the problem is those meddling kids exposing the fraud. ...
Posted by: Very ex-wife reasoning at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
(Fred pulls the Gollywog mask off the villain, and it's Nancy Pelosi underneath...)
Posted by: Very ex-wife reasoning at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)
(Fred pulls the Gollywog mask off the villain, and it's Nancy Pelosi underneath...)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (cEHXL)
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Maybe we could hire some retired Russian mobsters to move in there to clean it up. Hell, they'd be used to the weather too.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (2WIwB)
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CBS has been morally bankrupt since 1950.
Posted by: Walter Krankheit at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (oftw2)
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Serious question: if it’s closed does the money stop flowing to the owners?
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (/HZvU)
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I'll bet you any amount of money that multiple "daycares" were operating out of the same space.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
That's how nearly all these types of fraud operations, uh, operate. In South Florida you'd frequently find 15-20 bogus home health agencies or DME companies listing the same tiny 8x10 piece of office space as their business address. Send in fake claims, get a couple million bucks, pack up and open somewhere else.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
That's how nearly all these types of fraud operations, uh, operate. In South Florida you'd frequently find 15-20 bogus home health agencies or DME companies listing the same tiny 8x10 piece of office space as their business address. Send in fake claims, get a couple million bucks, pack up and open somewhere else.
Posted by: Easy money if you're a crook at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)
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The Minnesota Department of Children, Youth and Families visited nine of the day cares from the video, finding children present at eight of them.
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After calling them a week in advance to let them know when the state would be dropping by
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After calling them a week in advance to let them know when the state would be dropping by
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 08, 2026 01:39 PM (8uuET)
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My prediction?
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:40 PM (06Hmj)
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The problem isn't the fraud, no, the problem is those meddling kids exposing the fraud. They're the ones causing all this trouble! The people who caught the wrongdoers doing wrong are the real assholes
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The Scooby Doo media. Unmasked. Darn these meddling kids.
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The Scooby Doo media. Unmasked. Darn these meddling kids.
Posted by: Silver lining in fraud cloud at January 08, 2026 01:40 PM (1M7sl)
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But we know that "regulators" were purposely not doing any regulating at all. They were not verifying enrollment records.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements.
That is, if the regulations require a attendance certification, and that regulation was not followed nor was even a part of an investigation or certification verification, that would make the inspection fraudulent.
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Yep, in spades. I did a three-part post here yesterday on how effective audit systems work but I think I bored everyone with it--I never saw a response or a question. The "attendance certification" you speak of is a "internal control". Effective audit/examination work includes a review of internal controls and whether they are both in place and adequate for what they were designed to accomplish.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements.
That is, if the regulations require a attendance certification, and that regulation was not followed nor was even a part of an investigation or certification verification, that would make the inspection fraudulent.
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Yep, in spades. I did a three-part post here yesterday on how effective audit systems work but I think I bored everyone with it--I never saw a response or a question. The "attendance certification" you speak of is a "internal control". Effective audit/examination work includes a review of internal controls and whether they are both in place and adequate for what they were designed to accomplish.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 01:41 PM (TN0g+)
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73 My prediction?
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:40 PM (06Hmj)
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"Really...are we supposed to believe that there are 47 Billy Bob Tacos born on April 1, 2023 in the Minneapolis area alone?"
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:40 PM (06Hmj)
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"Really...are we supposed to believe that there are 47 Billy Bob Tacos born on April 1, 2023 in the Minneapolis area alone?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:41 PM (GBKbO)
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Do the Somalis have a Midvale School For the Gifted for their high-achievers?
Posted by: Non Compos Mentis at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM
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Of course. It's the Midvale Scool for the Gfted.
Posted by: Non Compos Mentis at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM
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Of course. It's the Midvale Scool for the Gfted.
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (1Au9i)
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I'll bet you any amount of money that multiple "daycares" were operating out of the same space.
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And I will bet someone connected to state Government was leasing out the space.
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And I will bet someone connected to state Government was leasing out the space.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (8uuET)
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So they were packed with kids and got 2 million from the state to boot, but then had to close? Yet they were legit? Sure Jan.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (ewjUl)
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Considering what happened last time (comet pizza) it's pretty reasonable for parents to pull their kids out. Glad it closed down before some armed nutcase showed up. WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN! SHOW ME THE CHILDREN!!!
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the owners recognized the danger of staying open and closed shop before the craziness escalated.
Yet another small businesses closing under Republican leadership. There's a reason red states are last in education, opportunity, health, employment, pay, life expectancy etc.
It's obviously because they have minorities. If those states were allowed to enslave their minorities, their politicians would let government do good things for the people again. Once ICE deports them all, then we'll be a freakin utopia
Can we talk about how creepy it is this person got near daycares? I wouldn’t want this asshole anywhere NEAR my children.
They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force! 🤷♂️
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if the owners recognized the danger of staying open and closed shop before the craziness escalated.
Yet another small businesses closing under Republican leadership. There's a reason red states are last in education, opportunity, health, employment, pay, life expectancy etc.
It's obviously because they have minorities. If those states were allowed to enslave their minorities, their politicians would let government do good things for the people again. Once ICE deports them all, then we'll be a freakin utopia
Can we talk about how creepy it is this person got near daycares? I wouldn’t want this asshole anywhere NEAR my children.
They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force! 🤷♂️
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JCZqz)
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Our Refuge of the Year gets to meet a retarded guy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (ScJGb)
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Isn't their HQ in NYC? Probably moved all the homos out for fear that the mayor would have them all thrown off buildings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)
nah, they still believe in their heart of hearts that they are the good guys and favored by that islamic commie
so they'll be utterly shocked when the first ones go off the roof...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)
nah, they still believe in their heart of hearts that they are the good guys and favored by that islamic commie
so they'll be utterly shocked when the first ones go off the roof...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (v6XNT)
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80 Yet another small businesses closing under Republican leadership. There's a reason red states are last in education, opportunity, health, employment, pay, life expectancy etc.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JCZqz)
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No one tell them where California is on all of those metrics!
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM (JCZqz)
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No one tell them where California is on all of those metrics!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Is it too late to get in on this Fraudconomy?
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (NBe7y)
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So GoFundMe has raised over 600 thousand dollars so far for the "wife" and son of the attempted murderess in MN ... Idiots
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (VE6XX)
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I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements.
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18 U.S.C. § 1031, known as the Major Fraud Act of 1988, which criminalizes schemes or artifices to defraud the United States or any department or agency, particularly when the fraud involves $1 million or more in federal assistance, grants, contracts, or loans.
18 U.S.C. § 371, which prohibits conspiracy to defraud the United States. This statute can be used when public officials conspire to commit fraudulent acts, including those that undermine government functions or involve bribery, kickbacks, or contractual fraud.
18 U.S.C. § 1001, which makes it a crime to knowingly make false, fictitious, or fraudulent statements or representations to any federal agency.
18 U.S.C. § 666, which addresses theft or embezzlement of property from a federally funded program or entity, including when a government employee or official misappropriates funds.
The False Claims Act (FCA), 31 U.S.C. §§ 3729–3733, which allows for civil liability against individuals or entities that knowingly submit false claims to the government.
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18 U.S.C. § 1031, known as the Major Fraud Act of 1988, which criminalizes schemes or artifices to defraud the United States or any department or agency, particularly when the fraud involves $1 million or more in federal assistance, grants, contracts, or loans.
18 U.S.C. § 371, which prohibits conspiracy to defraud the United States. This statute can be used when public officials conspire to commit fraudulent acts, including those that undermine government functions or involve bribery, kickbacks, or contractual fraud.
18 U.S.C. § 1001, which makes it a crime to knowingly make false, fictitious, or fraudulent statements or representations to any federal agency.
18 U.S.C. § 666, which addresses theft or embezzlement of property from a federally funded program or entity, including when a government employee or official misappropriates funds.
The False Claims Act (FCA), 31 U.S.C. §§ 3729–3733, which allows for civil liability against individuals or entities that knowingly submit false claims to the government.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Delurker at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (gtcuf)
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There's a reason red states are last in education, opportunity, health, employment, pay, life expectancy etc.
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Show your work.
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Show your work.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (MGB5H)
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OT seeing video from Goldie of huge crowds thousands in the street tonight in Mashhad Iran's #2 city.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (RIvkX)
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Outstanding Refugee Award?
For what? Skeedaddling faster than the runners-up?
Who is in the queue for Outstanding Shiiter in Our Streets?
Outstanding Refugee Award?
For what? Skeedaddling faster than the runners-up?
Who is in the queue for Outstanding Shiiter in Our Streets?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (xG4kz)
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It occurs to me that if there were no federal funding for any of this, schools wouldn't need attendance records.
After all, if there's no money you don't need to account for where it's going.
After all, if there's no money you don't need to account for where it's going.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (a+4eV)
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I looked up the owner of the building Quality Learing Center was in:
Owner Waldon Properties L L P
Taxpayer GLOBAL PRIME PROPERTY
9469 OLMPIA DR
EDEN PRAIRIE MN 55347
Sale Date 08/2015
Not sure why the owner and taxpayer are separate but...that's what the MN documents say
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Owner Waldon Properties L L P
Taxpayer GLOBAL PRIME PROPERTY
9469 OLMPIA DR
EDEN PRAIRIE MN 55347
Sale Date 08/2015
Not sure why the owner and taxpayer are separate but...that's what the MN documents say
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
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Deport all of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (FhXTo)
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Is it too late to get in on this Fraudconomy?
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (NBe7y)
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Only if you're a straight white male.
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 08, 2026 01:43 PM (NBe7y)
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Only if you're a straight white male.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (IpnJw)
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"Unexpectedly"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (xcxpd)
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I wonder if CBS will do a follow up to check if there are children in say a week, or a month or 3 months.
Of course, supposedly the funds have been cut off to MN so technically these businesses should all close.
Of course, supposedly the funds have been cut off to MN so technically these businesses should all close.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Operation Mockingbird at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (ULPxl)
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Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)
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99 Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)
Trump's Hitler ! Or something
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)
Trump's Hitler ! Or something
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 01:46 PM (VE6XX)
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I suppose the Demonrats are 100% involved in all these different fraud schemes. It seems they are in many states and threaten that Demonrats cover for them or they will be voted out of office. I suspect the threats could included their lives and families also, noting Somalis history.
Posted by: Kafiroon at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (72iBN)
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They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force!
Go ahead. Make my day.
They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force!
Go ahead. Make my day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (pkeXY)
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Deport all of them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (W2Pud)
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And exile the rest -- starting with Tampon Tim and Faggot Frey -- to CECOT.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (W2Pud)
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And exile the rest -- starting with Tampon Tim and Faggot Frey -- to CECOT.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (IpnJw)
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So, who thinks that the vast majority of the various care industries are completely illegitimate?
*raises hand*
*raises hand*
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (XuXeR)
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Rand Paul is guilty as hell of something. His name keeps popping up on the wrong side of issues.
Posted by: rickb223
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He got a lot of campaign money from 'hemp' manufacturers, mostly Chicoms manufacturing and local gas stations that sold it, that were actually synthetic THC products. Now it is illegal again by federal law.
Rand took the ticket is my guess.
Posted by: rickb223
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He got a lot of campaign money from 'hemp' manufacturers, mostly Chicoms manufacturing and local gas stations that sold it, that were actually synthetic THC products. Now it is illegal again by federal law.
Rand took the ticket is my guess.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (WDjG6)
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"Really...are we supposed to believe that there are 47 Billy Bob Tacos born on April 1, 2023 in the Minneapolis area alone
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They are all named mohammed. Womp womp.
"Really...are we supposed to believe that there are 47 Billy Bob Tacos born on April 1, 2023 in the Minneapolis area alone
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They are all named mohammed. Womp womp.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (1M7sl)
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Vance ripping the press. Yaaas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (RIvkX)
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I've been harboring this dark little wish that all the Somalis start to hear reports of the astronomical numbers involved in all this fraud and get absolutely, tribally, war-paint on faces levels of pissed off that they were screwed out of all that money by their own filthy dhimmis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (06Hmj)
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Hahaha Vance! I SAID NEXT QUESTION!
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM (MGB5H)
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"But we know that "regulators" were purposely not doing any regulating at all. They were not verifying enrollment records."
I'm sure that on the face of it each center had lists of names of enrollees. Lists of endless Somali names like Mohamed Mohamed. Amadou Mohamed. Mohamed Amadou. No Name Given. Names that would be unintelligible to anyone outside the community.
Plus, I'm sure there really were kid enrollees. The kids just never showed up and weren't expected to. It was a classic no-show job where the no-showers got a cut of the action. I'm sure the parents of all these enrollees did too.
Mohamed Mohamed and his wife Noclitus Bacabou had their son Mohamed Mohamed enrolled in probably a dozen daycares. They got a payoff from each of them.
If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
I'm sure that on the face of it each center had lists of names of enrollees. Lists of endless Somali names like Mohamed Mohamed. Amadou Mohamed. Mohamed Amadou. No Name Given. Names that would be unintelligible to anyone outside the community.
Plus, I'm sure there really were kid enrollees. The kids just never showed up and weren't expected to. It was a classic no-show job where the no-showers got a cut of the action. I'm sure the parents of all these enrollees did too.
Mohamed Mohamed and his wife Noclitus Bacabou had their son Mohamed Mohamed enrolled in probably a dozen daycares. They got a payoff from each of them.
If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)
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An over-looked component of this daycare scam is just looking at the "daycares" themselves. They're all dingy, abandoned warehouses in industrial areas.
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Under MN law, they are all required to have 75 square feet of outdoor play space per total capacity children.
So, 100 kid capacity means 7500 sqft of outdoor space.
None. Not one had that.
Yet, ever single one passed state initial approval and annual inspections.
But if a native citizen was 5 sqft feet too small? You better bet your last dollar they'd be shut down.
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Under MN law, they are all required to have 75 square feet of outdoor play space per total capacity children.
So, 100 kid capacity means 7500 sqft of outdoor space.
None. Not one had that.
Yet, ever single one passed state initial approval and annual inspections.
But if a native citizen was 5 sqft feet too small? You better bet your last dollar they'd be shut down.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM (HXT0k)
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Not sure why the owner and taxpayer are separate but...that's what the MN documents say
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
That's probably the "partnership representative" f/k/a the tax matters partner.
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
That's probably the "partnership representative" f/k/a the tax matters partner.
Posted by: Partnerships can be odd ducks at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)
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They would have gotten away with it(more) if it wasn't for that meddling kid!
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (YwEeS)
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The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
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You can't get Heritage American than that!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)
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You can't get Heritage American than that!
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (IpnJw)
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Entrepreneurship is a funny way to spell STEALING TAXPAYER MONEY.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (xvV+O)
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Do you people have any idea of the hardships we face living in a lutefisk desert?
Posted by: Mohammad Somali Mohammad at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
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I'd like to see Shirley appointed to a position that allows for Secret Service protection somehow. They will activate every pinko tranny assassin they have to go after him.
I'm worried about him.
I'm worried about him.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (0lMeh)
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Looks like Tim Walz is going to be putting on question mark suit for the commercials when Matthew Lesko retires.
https://youtu.be/HPC3mLNL3B0?si=ZgkiB0__TTaZk4Gf
https://youtu.be/HPC3mLNL3B0?si=ZgkiB0__TTaZk4Gf
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (k1E2D)
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They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force!
Go ahead. Make my day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I keep seeing these violent fantasies of Democrats. None of them should able to own firearms using their own standards.
Yet, violent nutbags whether leftists, criminals, or Islamists seem to be quite able to acquire firearms to kill normies without any hindrance from officialdom.
Meanwhile the Democrats try to criminalize normies and the Right from having firearms.
Go ahead. Make my day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I keep seeing these violent fantasies of Democrats. None of them should able to own firearms using their own standards.
Yet, violent nutbags whether leftists, criminals, or Islamists seem to be quite able to acquire firearms to kill normies without any hindrance from officialdom.
Meanwhile the Democrats try to criminalize normies and the Right from having firearms.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (WDjG6)
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Walz has been referred to the DoJ for possible criminal charges. Even if none is forthcoming, Walz will need more fiber in his diet
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (ScJGb)
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"But we know that "regulators" were purposely not doing any regulating at all. They were not verifying enrollment records.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements."
Or maybe the regulators don't even exist, and some state employee is padding the payroll with ghost employees while pencil-whipping the inspection reports.
I wonder if there are criminal penalties for "regulators" deliberately and fraudulently overlooking regulatory requirements."
Or maybe the regulators don't even exist, and some state employee is padding the payroll with ghost employees while pencil-whipping the inspection reports.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (cEHXL)
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (v0R5T)
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99 Yeah, they're stealing from us. Robbing us blind. And Democrats across the board are culpable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)
I saw an interview that Kim Strassel from WSJ had with Tim Pawlenty - probably the last R governor of MN. They talked about Walz. They talked about the Somalians. They talked about the government officials that refused to cooperate with law enforcement.
The one thing they didn't talk about was how the DFL benefitted from the fraud, both financially and electorally. It's like they want to studiously avoid how entrenched the Dems benefit from the corruption.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:33 PM (PQb8B)
AND benefitting from the fraud.
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:45 PM (kJmLc)
I saw an interview that Kim Strassel from WSJ had with Tim Pawlenty - probably the last R governor of MN. They talked about Walz. They talked about the Somalians. They talked about the government officials that refused to cooperate with law enforcement.
The one thing they didn't talk about was how the DFL benefitted from the fraud, both financially and electorally. It's like they want to studiously avoid how entrenched the Dems benefit from the corruption.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (0CU3H)
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My prediction?
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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So, the Charlie Javice strategy, and it will work because no one will lear from it.
My prediction?
They'll find out that there are only a few "master enrollment lists" that exist, cobbled together by some dipshit AWFL intern from UMinn, of children who may or may not exist, and thousands of these places all share that list because that's how these preternaturally lazy subhuman pinko bastards operate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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So, the Charlie Javice strategy, and it will work because no one will lear from it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Uo+RY)
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When a child gets in trouble because they were caught being naughty, they aren't in trouble because they were naughty. It's because they were caught. And if they were caught because someone told on them, then it's the tattletale's fault.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Q+gd/)
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The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Some people seem to be claiming that this is the woman that threatened to kill Elon Musk, then apologized, on Tik Tok recently.
TBH I can't tell, Somalis are very, uh, fluid, in their names
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Some people seem to be claiming that this is the woman that threatened to kill Elon Musk, then apologized, on Tik Tok recently.
TBH I can't tell, Somalis are very, uh, fluid, in their names
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)
127
Pirates are predisposed to piracy.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (o2ZRX)
128
Yet, every single one passed state initial approval and annual inspections.
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Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.
FOLLOW THE MONEY, Blondi ...
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Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.
FOLLOW THE MONEY, Blondi ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (IpnJw)
129
They will activate every pinko tranny assassin they have to go after him.
I'm worried about him.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (0lMeh)
Want to protect him?
Pray the rosary.
Not kidding. That thing has sunk armadas and toppled armies. A couple shitbird commies ain't nothing.
I'm worried about him.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:49 PM (0lMeh)
Want to protect him?
Pray the rosary.
Not kidding. That thing has sunk armadas and toppled armies. A couple shitbird commies ain't nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (06Hmj)
130
When a child gets in trouble because they were caught being naughty, they aren't in trouble because they were naughty. It's because they were caught. And if they were caught because someone told on them, then it's the tattletale's fault.
Posted by: davidt at January
Snitches get stitches.
Posted by: davidt at January
Snitches get stitches.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 01:52 PM (MGB5H)
131
120 Walz has been referred to the DoJ for possible criminal charges. Even if none is forthcoming, Walz will need more fiber in his diet
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (ScJGb)
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Referrals to the DOJ for criminal prosecution are not news. They are press releases from Congress that they did some theater.
News is the DHS and FBI going door to door in Minneapolis, raiding Somali run businesses all over the place. Which they are doing.
And I seriously doubt Walz gave up his bid to re-election because Kloubacher said mean things to him. He probably got a targeting letter from the DOJ.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 01:50 PM (ScJGb)
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Referrals to the DOJ for criminal prosecution are not news. They are press releases from Congress that they did some theater.
News is the DHS and FBI going door to door in Minneapolis, raiding Somali run businesses all over the place. Which they are doing.
And I seriously doubt Walz gave up his bid to re-election because Kloubacher said mean things to him. He probably got a targeting letter from the DOJ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
132
And you have to carefully read the full statement of the MN department.
Quick through, it seems to say they inspected and verified compliance of those 8.
Closer reading, deciphering the precisely worded and parsed statement, what is really says is:
We checked the records in our file and nothing is out of order.
They never actually, when you read the statement, investigated any of those 8 beyond a cursory glance.
Quick through, it seems to say they inspected and verified compliance of those 8.
Closer reading, deciphering the precisely worded and parsed statement, what is really says is:
We checked the records in our file and nothing is out of order.
They never actually, when you read the statement, investigated any of those 8 beyond a cursory glance.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (HXT0k)
133
... and it will work because no one will lear from it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Uo+RY)
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* snort *
ISWYDT
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (Uo+RY)
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* snort *
ISWYDT
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (IpnJw)
134
For the 250th anniversary for America, I'm beginning to think our tax refunds should be in the amount of every fcking dollar we've ever paid in any kind of tax.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (ULPxl)
135
Pirates are predisposed to piracy.
Posted by: Eromero
......
and they raise a bunch of little pirates.
Posted by: Eromero
......
and they raise a bunch of little pirates.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
136
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
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She owns two homes and a florida condo. One of the homes is over 1 million dollars.
The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
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She owns two homes and a florida condo. One of the homes is over 1 million dollars.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (1M7sl)
137
If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Back in the days of AFDC and the size of the welfare check was directly related to family size, all the welfare cheaters used to pass their kids around when the inspectors came calling to maximize numbers. Back in that day, SSNs for kids was fairly rare.
I am to the point of agreeing with a negative income tax (Friedman's proposal) but eliminating all other welfare and housing programs. Thus, eliminating most of the middle class gubmint workers that suck up a lot of that welfare.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Back in the days of AFDC and the size of the welfare check was directly related to family size, all the welfare cheaters used to pass their kids around when the inspectors came calling to maximize numbers. Back in that day, SSNs for kids was fairly rare.
I am to the point of agreeing with a negative income tax (Friedman's proposal) but eliminating all other welfare and housing programs. Thus, eliminating most of the middle class gubmint workers that suck up a lot of that welfare.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (WDjG6)
138
Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.
FOLLOW THE MONEY, Blondi ...
Posted by: ShainS
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If it gets that big, the state should be put into receivership or whatever it is you do when an organization can't be trusted to keep its own books.
Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.
FOLLOW THE MONEY, Blondi ...
Posted by: ShainS
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If it gets that big, the state should be put into receivership or whatever it is you do when an organization can't be trusted to keep its own books.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (Uo+RY)
139
I checked zillow for the address in comment 92. Million dollar house, 5 beds, 5 baths, 3 car garage and a swimming pool. In MN.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 01:54 PM (n5tGW)
140
18 U.S.C. § 1031, known as the Major Fraud Act of 1988, which criminalizes schemes or artifices to defraud the United States or any department or agency, particularly when the fraud involves $1 million or more in federal assistance, grants, contracts, or loans.
18 U.S.C. § 371, which prohibits conspiracy to defraud the United States. This statute can be used when public officials conspire to commit fraudulent acts, including those that undermine government functions or involve bribery, kickbacks, or contractual fraud.
18 U.S.C. § 1001, which makes it a crime to knowingly make false, fictitious, or fraudulent statements or representations to any federal agency.
18 U.S.C. § 666, which addresses theft or embezzlement of property from a federally funded program or entity, including when a government employee or official misappropriates funds.
The False Claims Act (FCA), 31 U.S.C. §§ 3729–3733, which allows for civil liability against individuals or entities that knowingly submit false claims to the government.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability
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You see there was none of that going on because it is against the law.
Case. Closed.
18 U.S.C. § 371, which prohibits conspiracy to defraud the United States. This statute can be used when public officials conspire to commit fraudulent acts, including those that undermine government functions or involve bribery, kickbacks, or contractual fraud.
18 U.S.C. § 1001, which makes it a crime to knowingly make false, fictitious, or fraudulent statements or representations to any federal agency.
18 U.S.C. § 666, which addresses theft or embezzlement of property from a federally funded program or entity, including when a government employee or official misappropriates funds.
The False Claims Act (FCA), 31 U.S.C. §§ 3729–3733, which allows for civil liability against individuals or entities that knowingly submit false claims to the government.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability
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You see there was none of that going on because it is against the law.
Case. Closed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:54 PM (xvV+O)
141
He got a lot of campaign money from 'hemp' manufacturers, mostly Chicoms manufacturing and local gas stations that sold it, that were actually synthetic THC products. Now it is illegal again by federal law.
Rand took the ticket is my guess.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (WDjG6)
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I'm sure others got $$$ from Big Alcohol to make it illegal again.
Rand took the ticket is my guess.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (WDjG6)
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I'm sure others got $$$ from Big Alcohol to make it illegal again.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2026 01:54 PM (Vh9CX)
142
129.
I'm a Country Baptist. I pray over fried chicken and potato salad on a picnic table in the back yard.
Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. - Tom T. Hall
But I pray.
I'm a Country Baptist. I pray over fried chicken and potato salad on a picnic table in the back yard.
Me and Jesus got our own thing goin'. - Tom T. Hall
But I pray.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (aBI9s)
143
Yet, every single one passed state initial approval and annual inspections.
The point of government is to take as much money from taxpayers as possible - so here the regulator's jobs were to keep these places open.
Now, this would be an interesting area for the DOJ to focus on. Bring in these low level schmucks and get them under oath to say what exactly they did before signing off on these places. Then if you catch them in a lie throw them in prison...and they'll talk.
The point of government is to take as much money from taxpayers as possible - so here the regulator's jobs were to keep these places open.
Now, this would be an interesting area for the DOJ to focus on. Bring in these low level schmucks and get them under oath to say what exactly they did before signing off on these places. Then if you catch them in a lie throw them in prison...and they'll talk.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)
144
>>> 140
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You see there was none of that going on because it is against the law.
Case. Closed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:54 PM (xvV+O)
Minnesota state officials TOLD us there was no fraud!!!
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You see there was none of that going on because it is against the law.
Case. Closed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:54 PM (xvV+O)
Minnesota state officials TOLD us there was no fraud!!!
Posted by: Margaret Brennan at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (ULPxl)
145
Referrals to the DOJ for criminal prosecution are not news. They are press releases from Congress that they did some theater.
Exactly. Anybody can make a criminal referral to the DOJ. They have no legally binding effect whatsoever. I think a lot of people are under the misapprehension that a "criminal referral" is something like an indictment, which it isn't. DOJ doesn't have to do a fucking thing with a criminal referral. It can go right in the trash and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Exactly. Anybody can make a criminal referral to the DOJ. They have no legally binding effect whatsoever. I think a lot of people are under the misapprehension that a "criminal referral" is something like an indictment, which it isn't. DOJ doesn't have to do a fucking thing with a criminal referral. It can go right in the trash and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Posted by: They're the angry letter from Hans Brix at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)
146
I want to dress up a whoooooooollleeee bunch of politicians as chickens. IYKYK
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (NBe7y)
147
Vance saying "this is the lowest-IQ possible fraud." I think there's an IQ even lower, and that's Tim Walz's.
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Vance saying "this is the lowest-IQ possible fraud." I think there's an IQ even lower, and that's Tim Walz's.
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Uo+RY)
148
Plus, I'm sure there really were kid enrollees. The kids just never showed up and weren't expected to. It was a classic no-show job where the no-showers got a cut of the action. I'm sure the parents of all these enrollees did too.
Mohamed Mohamed and his wife Noclitus Bacabou had their son Mohamed Mohamed enrolled in probably a dozen daycares. They got a payoff from each of them.
If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM
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Yep. The only thing the parents had to do to get their cut was to agree to bring the kids to the site when the daycare was advised of an impending fake inspection. The inside moles probably let the daycares schedule the inspections.
Mohamed Mohamed and his wife Noclitus Bacabou had their son Mohamed Mohamed enrolled in probably a dozen daycares. They got a payoff from each of them.
If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM
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Yep. The only thing the parents had to do to get their cut was to agree to bring the kids to the site when the daycare was advised of an impending fake inspection. The inside moles probably let the daycares schedule the inspections.
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (1Au9i)
149
Retard strength > Smart power
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
150
134.en to that. I want a reset.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (aBI9s)
151
138
Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.---
You forgot a couple or three 0's.
Over/Under on how many "public servants" were on the take? The betting line opens at 1,000.---
You forgot a couple or three 0's.
Posted by: clarence at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (heQMu)
152
why do they need so much daycare if they're all on welfare?
Posted by: barbarausa at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (enw9G)
153
If you Democrats don't get this under control, we're going to have to reevaluate the Somali community's support of your party.
Posted by: Mohammad Amadou Mohammad at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (0sNs1)
154
114 The address of the taxpayer is a large house owned by one Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi ALI
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM
Obviously kin to the Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi Ali's on the Mayflower who landed on Plymouth Rock.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:44 PM
Obviously kin to the Farsowsa Sheik Abdullahi Ali's on the Mayflower who landed on Plymouth Rock.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Delurker at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (gtcuf)
156
>>> 147
Vance saying "this is the lowest-IQ possible fraud." I think there's an IQ even lower, and that's Tim Walz's.
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Uo+RY)
Timmy "I went to CHYna 3 dozen times" Walz sure isn't acting like he's innocent.
Vance saying "this is the lowest-IQ possible fraud." I think there's an IQ even lower, and that's Tim Walz's.
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Uo+RY)
Timmy "I went to CHYna 3 dozen times" Walz sure isn't acting like he's innocent.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (ULPxl)
157
149 Retard strength > Smart power
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
It actually was a nic around here for a few years.
"retard strength trumps smart power", i think.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
It actually was a nic around here for a few years.
"retard strength trumps smart power", i think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (06Hmj)
158
145 Exactly. Anybody can make a criminal referral to the DOJ. They have no legally binding effect whatsoever. I think a lot of people are under the misapprehension that a "criminal referral" is something like an indictment, which it isn't. DOJ doesn't have to do a fucking thing with a criminal referral. It can go right in the trash and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Posted by: They're the angry letter from Hans Brix at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)
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In a world where the DOJ doesn't say anything until they file an indictment and start presenting evidence at trial, people want any sign that the executive is exercising its law enforcement arm.
Plus, Congress has a bigger mouthpiece than some rando USA in MN who's actually filing indictments and presenting evidence or the DHS in the middle of some raids of Somali businesses in Minneapolis today.
Posted by: They're the angry letter from Hans Brix at January 08, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)
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In a world where the DOJ doesn't say anything until they file an indictment and start presenting evidence at trial, people want any sign that the executive is exercising its law enforcement arm.
Plus, Congress has a bigger mouthpiece than some rando USA in MN who's actually filing indictments and presenting evidence or the DHS in the middle of some raids of Somali businesses in Minneapolis today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (GBKbO)
159
Remember how, just 18 months ago, the biggest federal fraud case was against Trump for the felony crime of "defrauding the government and people of the United States" with his "false claims" of election fraud?
And all the Democrats were pissed at Jack Smith for not moving fast enough to get a quick conviction before the election?
And all the Democrats were pissed at Jack Smith for not moving fast enough to get a quick conviction before the election?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (HXT0k)
160
For the 250th anniversary for America, I'm beginning to think our tax refunds should be in the amount of every fcking dollar we've ever paid in any kind of tax.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (ULPxl)
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"Since it was American genius and industriousness that first discovered and drilled oil wells -- 1859 was a great American year! -- I am instructing my national security team to seize & take control of all oil across the globe, the proceeds of which will go to pay off the U.S. National Debt as well as YUGE tax refunds to all long-suffering and -abused American CITIZENS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter! -- DJT"
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (ULPxl)
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"Since it was American genius and industriousness that first discovered and drilled oil wells -- 1859 was a great American year! -- I am instructing my national security team to seize & take control of all oil across the globe, the proceeds of which will go to pay off the U.S. National Debt as well as YUGE tax refunds to all long-suffering and -abused American CITIZENS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter! -- DJT"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:58 PM (IpnJw)
161
For the last couple weeks, Western shitlib media has been bending over backward to say as little as possible about this Iran thing. Basically a media blackout.
But today, it's all over my hatefeed.
If they're suddenly getting talkative, I assume the cover-up is being abandoned, and the foreign service flying monkeys have told the media flying monkeys "one way or another, something big is about to go down, and you need to get in front of it."
But today, it's all over my hatefeed.
If they're suddenly getting talkative, I assume the cover-up is being abandoned, and the foreign service flying monkeys have told the media flying monkeys "one way or another, something big is about to go down, and you need to get in front of it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
162
Somali female: Hag in a bag.
Somali female: Hag in a bag.
Posted by: The More You Know at January 08, 2026 01:58 PM (H8Ose)
163
I keep seeing these violent fantasies of Democrats. None of them should able to own firearms using their own standards.
I'm pretty sure the prohibitions on owning a firearm when "adjudicated as a mental defective" or "committed to a mental institution" should be of greater concern for most of them.
I have seen a LOT more rhetoric from these lunatics about the need to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights, becoming the next John Brown, etc.
I'm pretty sure the prohibitions on owning a firearm when "adjudicated as a mental defective" or "committed to a mental institution" should be of greater concern for most of them.
I have seen a LOT more rhetoric from these lunatics about the need to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights, becoming the next John Brown, etc.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:58 PM (JCZqz)
164
Want to protect him?
Pray the rosary.
Not kidding. That thing has sunk armadas and toppled armies. A couple shitbird commies ain't nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (06Hmj)
___________
I am convinced that the vast majority of Xanax-gobbling, wine-swilling AWFLs will cure their anxieties by saying the Rosary every day. Takes only 20 minutes, but the return on time spent is amazing.
Want to protect him?
Pray the rosary.
Not kidding. That thing has sunk armadas and toppled armies. A couple shitbird commies ain't nothing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (06Hmj)
___________
I am convinced that the vast majority of Xanax-gobbling, wine-swilling AWFLs will cure their anxieties by saying the Rosary every day. Takes only 20 minutes, but the return on time spent is amazing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 01:58 PM (tgvbd)
165
147
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Uo+RY)
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Underlings have testified to Congress that Walz not only knew he directly threatened whistleblowers and their families.
He fully knew.
He was a co-conspirator in the fraud.
Now, I suspect that Walz didn't take any money outside of political donations because he's simply a true believer and thought he was doing good.
Controversial take, but I honestly think Walz is so stupid he wasn't on the take. It may be hard to pin an actual crime on him. Guilty of incompetence.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (Uo+RY)
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Underlings have testified to Congress that Walz not only knew he directly threatened whistleblowers and their families.
He fully knew.
He was a co-conspirator in the fraud.
Now, I suspect that Walz didn't take any money outside of political donations because he's simply a true believer and thought he was doing good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
166
A jackass just doxxed the agent, I think. I hope he and his family are protected.
Bastards who dox others should be arrested.
A jackass just doxxed the agent, I think. I hope he and his family are protected.
Bastards who dox others should be arrested.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (WONhk)
167
152.
They need the kids out of the house a few hours a day so they can make their 12th kid without listening to cartoons from the other room.
They need the kids out of the house a few hours a day so they can make their 12th kid without listening to cartoons from the other room.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (aBI9s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (L/fGl)
169
why do they need so much daycare if they're all on welfare?
One of the scams that has been mentioned a few times...
Somali Guy Muhammed has one legal wife and 3 religious wives each with a gaggle of kids.
Wife A claims to run a day care with the kids from Wife B, then Wife B with Wife C and so on.
The kids are all ultimately at home with their mothers, but now Uncle Sugar is paying them to do so
One of the scams that has been mentioned a few times...
Somali Guy Muhammed has one legal wife and 3 religious wives each with a gaggle of kids.
Wife A claims to run a day care with the kids from Wife B, then Wife B with Wife C and so on.
The kids are all ultimately at home with their mothers, but now Uncle Sugar is paying them to do so
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)
170
If it wasn't for the red states the country would now be dealing with four more years of President AutoPen or Kamala.
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 02:00 PM (4rWc3)
171
168 Speaking of kids . . .
https://is.gd/MrSGup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (L/fGl)
Oh brother....
https://is.gd/MrSGup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (L/fGl)
Oh brother....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (VE6XX)
172
Making kids isn't as exciting if you been clipped.
Posted by: Mrs. Mohammad Amadou Mohammad at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (0sNs1)
173
>>> 168 Speaking of kids . . .
https://is.gd/MrSGup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (L/fGl)
Looks like another timwalz who needs a link to 'how not to get shot by the police'.
https://is.gd/MrSGup
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 01:59 PM (L/fGl)
Looks like another timwalz who needs a link to 'how not to get shot by the police'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (ULPxl)
174
am convinced that the vast majority of Xanax-gobbling, wine-swilling AWFLs will cure their anxieties by saying the Rosary every day. Takes only 20 minutes, but the return on time spent is amazing.
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Daily since 2012. Changed my life.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Daily since 2012. Changed my life.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (1M7sl)
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They should have exerted their 2nd Amd rights the minute little Nick tried to break into the business under false pretenses! The only way these toxic evil bullies learn is by a show of force! 🤷♂️
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM
In a way, I have to admire the strength of their conviction to do absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:42 PM
In a way, I have to admire the strength of their conviction to do absolutely nothing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:51 PM (06Hm
I'm not much for saying the rosary, but I know dear people that do regularly, and I appreciate that they do. I do say the Saint Michael's prayer.
I'm not much for saying the rosary, but I know dear people that do regularly, and I appreciate that they do. I do say the Saint Michael's prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (8Xy/A)
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New York State should be next, being so full of bullshit "green energy" companies, "homeless services" 501c3s and bullshit "arts" programs (with a DEI twist) all getting "State grants" without oversight. Or should I say, under the benign gaze of totally corrupt Democrats.
Except of course for our feckless, reach-around-to-get-along, chicken-dinner-Chamber of Commerce statewide GOP...
Except of course for our feckless, reach-around-to-get-along, chicken-dinner-Chamber of Commerce statewide GOP...
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (5FPX4)
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In the recent Nick Shirley video was pointed out that the Somalis have taken over sections of Minneapolis by harassing those who where living on stolen land until they just gave up and left. One incident involved Palmer's Bar which had been in the Cedars area for decades. The Somalis kept complaining to the cops and city about the business until it was shut down. Today, it is being converted or is already a mosque. This is happening all over the city and in other cities such as St. Cloud. It is not accident Tim Walz signaled capitulation by getting the Minnesota state flag to resemble the Somali national flag.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (HTCU3)
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Remember how, just 18 months ago, the biggest federal fraud case was against Trump for the felony crime of "defrauding the government and people of the United States" with his "false claims" of election fraud?
The left: Anyone that claims that there was any fraud whatsoever in the 2020 election is a fascist NAZI racist and has committed treason!
Also the left: The elections of 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all stolen
The left: Anyone that claims that there was any fraud whatsoever in the 2020 election is a fascist NAZI racist and has committed treason!
Also the left: The elections of 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all stolen
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)
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Any doubt Walz bought his VP candidacy with fraud money and the promise of more of it?
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (Q+gd/)
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Remember how, just 18 months ago, the biggest federal fraud case was against Trump for the felony crime of "defrauding the government and people of the United States" with his "false claims" of election fraud?
And all the Democrats were pissed at Jack Smith for not moving fast enough to get a quick conviction before the election?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (HXT0k)
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"Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at The King, you best not miss."
-- Omar Little, "The Wire"
And all the Democrats were pissed at Jack Smith for not moving fast enough to get a quick conviction before the election?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (HXT0k)
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"Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at The King, you best not miss."
-- Omar Little, "The Wire"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (IpnJw)
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Please to be leaving your whore face covered, Fatima. Or little Mohammed won't be up for waging the jihad on your mish.
Posted by: Mohammed Mohamed Muhammed at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (gtcuf)
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137 If there ever were actual physical inspections, it was most likely Somalis doing the inspections, who were paid off to say "looks good to me." If it was a white inspector, how much incentive would they have to head-count a bunch of smellies all with the same names?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Back in the days of AFDC and the size of the welfare check was directly related to family size, all the welfare cheaters used to pass their kids around when the inspectors came calling to maximize numbers. Back in that day, SSNs for kids was fairly rare.
I am to the point of agreeing with a negative income tax (Friedman's proposal) but eliminating all other welfare and housing programs. Thus, eliminating most of the middle class gubmint workers that suck up a lot of that welfare.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (WDjG6)
I could get behind the UBI IF all other welfare programs are done away with. The welfare programs are just jobs programs that fund corruption.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Back in the days of AFDC and the size of the welfare check was directly related to family size, all the welfare cheaters used to pass their kids around when the inspectors came calling to maximize numbers. Back in that day, SSNs for kids was fairly rare.
I am to the point of agreeing with a negative income tax (Friedman's proposal) but eliminating all other welfare and housing programs. Thus, eliminating most of the middle class gubmint workers that suck up a lot of that welfare.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:53 PM (WDjG6)
I could get behind the UBI IF all other welfare programs are done away with. The welfare programs are just jobs programs that fund corruption.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (k1E2D)
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Say to the Minn Somalis , "keep the money never come back to the USA all bs citizenships are revoked. Just testify as to which DFL pols were involved"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (ScJGb)
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Adding to my comment above, this "inspection" process is probably very much like CPS does its "inspections." The inspectors are almost always lazy, leftwing DEI hires who want to do the absolute minimum work possible.
Going out everyday to physically inspect homes and at-risk children? That's a lot of work and potentially very icky. So the CPS "inspectors" sit on their asses and do nothing. It's much easier to just check off "inspection was satisfactory" than actually doing any inspection.
So you end up with malnourished kids living in squalor in dangerous, violent homes getting beaten and sometimes killed. But the home has a clean record of inspections at CPS.
Going out everyday to physically inspect homes and at-risk children? That's a lot of work and potentially very icky. So the CPS "inspectors" sit on their asses and do nothing. It's much easier to just check off "inspection was satisfactory" than actually doing any inspection.
So you end up with malnourished kids living in squalor in dangerous, violent homes getting beaten and sometimes killed. But the home has a clean record of inspections at CPS.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)
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180 Any doubt Walz bought his VP candidacy with fraud money and the promise of more of it?
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (Q+gd/)
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Eric Holder was in charge of VP selection.
He hates Jews (no Shapiro) and just likes weakling white men who allow institutional theft by minorities (Walz).
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2026 02:02 PM (Q+gd/)
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Eric Holder was in charge of VP selection.
He hates Jews (no Shapiro) and just likes weakling white men who allow institutional theft by minorities (Walz).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Rand Paul and the Paul-Bearers are tedious and stupid.
Ray Charles could see he was going to be a boat anchor.
He's a gd treygowdian.
Ray Charles could see he was going to be a boat anchor.
He's a gd treygowdian.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (aBI9s)
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A jackass just doxxed the agent, I think. I hope he and his family are protected.
Bastards who dox others should be arrested
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and 100% chance they named the wrong guy, to boot.
Bastards who dox others should be arrested
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and 100% chance they named the wrong guy, to boot.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (HXT0k)
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In a way, I have to admire the strength of their conviction to do absolutely nothing.
Posted by: toby928(c)
The strength of their conviction for someone else to make the ultimate sacrifice for the cause.
Posted by: toby928(c)
The strength of their conviction for someone else to make the ultimate sacrifice for the cause.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (JCZqz)
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"Like probably many of you, I am having trouble containing my anger.
I've been out most of the day, and now I am watching TV about the events in Minneapolis.
As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
I've been out most of the day, and now I am watching TV about the events in Minneapolis.
As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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157 149 Retard strength > Smart power
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
It actually was a nic around here for a few years.
"retard strength trumps smart power", i think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (06Hmj)
Yep, was trying to lure him out of hiding.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (PQb8B)
Sounds like something a moron might say.
Or have as a nic...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:56 PM (xcxpd)
It actually was a nic around here for a few years.
"retard strength trumps smart power", i think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:57 PM (06Hmj)
Yep, was trying to lure him out of hiding.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (xcxpd)
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190
As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
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15 We should have a Quality Ace Learing Center.
well, we occasionally have art threads that are quality leering centers.
well, we occasionally have art threads that are quality leering centers.
Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (oY6Yp)
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so maybe if they (and their 5 wives) are all on welfare, they don't get to double dip daycare?
And maybe if you're on welfare, you don't get paid more welfare to run a business?
And maybe if you're on welfare, you don't get paid more welfare to run a business?
Posted by: barbarausa at January 08, 2026 02:05 PM (enw9G)
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Eric Holder was in charge of VP selection.
He hates Jews (no Shapiro) and just likes weakling white men who allow institutional theft by minorities (Walz).
Eric: Alright Tim, your answers all sound great, but before I can recommend you to Kamala for the VP slot I'm gonna need you to do one more thing
[zipper sound]
Tim: Gee Eric, I mean I really want the job and all but you are a lot older then my normal type. But...if its for the good of the country I guess so...
Eric Holder was in charge of VP selection.
He hates Jews (no Shapiro) and just likes weakling white men who allow institutional theft by minorities (Walz).
Eric: Alright Tim, your answers all sound great, but before I can recommend you to Kamala for the VP slot I'm gonna need you to do one more thing
[zipper sound]
Tim: Gee Eric, I mean I really want the job and all but you are a lot older then my normal type. But...if its for the good of the country I guess so...
Posted by: Tim Walz getting selected at January 08, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Man, that is a seriously depressing looking building for a children's facility of any type
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 08, 2026 02:05 PM (03EaY)
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Still don't check regular "media", but indeed things are as spicy as they've ever been in Iran since the "revolution". By my memory.
Suppose it's possible for a regime to hang on in these circumstances, but it is already greatly weakened.
Protests are explicitly political, not just economic, not about "reform" - but regime change.
Trump repeating his warning, this time saying we'll hit them "hard" if they .... well, if they do what they're already doing (shooting people).
Seems the al-Saud has already banked regime change in Tehran. They're reverting to lots of stupid old-school anti-Israel and even anti-US rhetoric in official media, and turning against the most anit-islamist faction in Yemen, and cozying up to Turkey. Rash moves absent a change of management in Tehran.
Suppose it's possible for a regime to hang on in these circumstances, but it is already greatly weakened.
Protests are explicitly political, not just economic, not about "reform" - but regime change.
Trump repeating his warning, this time saying we'll hit them "hard" if they .... well, if they do what they're already doing (shooting people).
Seems the al-Saud has already banked regime change in Tehran. They're reverting to lots of stupid old-school anti-Israel and even anti-US rhetoric in official media, and turning against the most anit-islamist faction in Yemen, and cozying up to Turkey. Rash moves absent a change of management in Tehran.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 08, 2026 02:05 PM (U/Byj)
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"Hey, you know that guy who waxed that dumb bitch in the SUV the other day?"
"Yeah? The guy who's heavily armed and well trained in violence, and has clearly demonstrated his willingness to use lethal force to defend himself?"
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
".... buddy, if you're having problems at home or something, you know you can talk to me, right? You don't have to end it all this way. There are options. Just don't do anything crazy, OK?"
"Yeah? The guy who's heavily armed and well trained in violence, and has clearly demonstrated his willingness to use lethal force to defend himself?"
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
".... buddy, if you're having problems at home or something, you know you can talk to me, right? You don't have to end it all this way. There are options. Just don't do anything crazy, OK?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (06Hmj)
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The Minnesota Department of Children, Youth and Families visited nine of the day cares from the video, finding children present at eight of them.
This is the equivalent of "The Department of Agriculture visited a several of the farms receiving billions of dollars in grain subsidies and confirmed their were a couple of plants there."
This is not a matter of whether or not you have a toddler or two, that are likely your own children or your sister in laws kids, it's a matter of the scope of the funding based on the operational realities of these scams.
I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
This is the equivalent of "The Department of Agriculture visited a several of the farms receiving billions of dollars in grain subsidies and confirmed their were a couple of plants there."
This is not a matter of whether or not you have a toddler or two, that are likely your own children or your sister in laws kids, it's a matter of the scope of the funding based on the operational realities of these scams.
I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
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As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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Yes, this fraud is in every city.
And crosses all racial lines.
In Houston, they just raided an illegal adult care home. 5 patients.
Seems she'd been shut down once, opened up in another house.
One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
And crosses all racial lines.
In Houston, they just raided an illegal adult care home. 5 patients.
Seems she'd been shut down once, opened up in another house.
One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
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As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
I think this is a tipping point.
I knew this would happen, but I can't wrap my head around it.
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
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Probably many comments earlier on this but it does seem that the ICE vs car shooting in MN is going to have legs, and will be the Hail Mary the Dems will try to use to change the subject from Somali fraud/widespread state fraud.
I sense Ace may be scribbling on this very topic as we speak.
I sense Ace may be scribbling on this very topic as we speak.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (5FPX4)
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So, which statues can be torn down this time? And do we get a federal holiday to honor lesbians?
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (uQzkA)
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200 As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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In advancement of an investigation, the DOJ is going to get her bank statements and find that she was getting paid directly to do this shit.
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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In advancement of an investigation, the DOJ is going to get her bank statements and find that she was getting paid directly to do this shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
Yesterday one of her fellow "protestors" said she was the "leader" having run ins all day with ICE so yes I would call her an agitator or I should say former agitator
Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis?
Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)
Yesterday one of her fellow "protestors" said she was the "leader" having run ins all day with ICE so yes I would call her an agitator or I should say former agitator
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (VE6XX)
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"Yeah? The guy who's heavily armed and well trained in violence, and has clearly demonstrated his willingness to use lethal force to defend himself?"
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
...and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
...and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
Posted by: Lucius Fox, Wayne Enterprises R&D at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)
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Was she just on her way to work or something?
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She was on her way to do volunteer work at the Quality Learing Center. Obvs.
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She was on her way to do volunteer work at the Quality Learing Center. Obvs.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (1M7sl)
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So, which statues can be torn down this time? And do we get a federal holiday to honor lesbians?
Woohoo Pornhub day!
Woohoo Pornhub day!
Posted by: Obligatory at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)
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Many of the NYC area trade unions were taken over by the Feds in the 80s because of rampant corruption/thievery. In 1984, I was transferring in to the Carpenter's East Side Manhattan Local from NJ Local. Had an appointment with the Business Agent. He acted very nervous and he said to come back next week. I thought it weird and had wasted a trip into Manhattan. On the early news was the story that John O'Connor had been shot 5 times in the ass in the lobby of the building I went to meet him in. He had union goons bust up the new kitchen of a restaurant that used some non-union workers to install the kitchen. He didn't know the restaurant was owned by John Gotti.
Posted by: None Of This Is New at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (oftw2)
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[snip]
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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[I know that was parody, but:]
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:03 PM (0sNs1)
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[I know that was parody, but:]
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (IpnJw)
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202 The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
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"We take out this one cop, and the proletariat will rise up in revolution against the bourgeoisie! The communist revolution will be at hand at last!"
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
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"We take out this one cop, and the proletariat will rise up in revolution against the bourgeoisie! The communist revolution will be at hand at last!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
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Hmmmm, I wonder at the venn diagrams for immigrant fraud coincides with election shenanigans in 2020?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (zZu0s)
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>>> 199 The Minnesota Department of Children, Youth and Families visited nine of the day cares from the video, finding children present at eight of them.
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This is the equivalent of "The Department of Agriculture visited a several of the farms receiving billions of dollars in grain subsidies and confirmed their were a couple of plants there."
This is not a matter of whether or not you have a toddler or two, that are likely your own children or your sister in laws kids, it's a matter of the scope of the funding based on the operational realities of these scams.
I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Shit, if that were all it took, then I should have been getting billion dollar checks from the USDA for every batch of brownies I took to a MoMee.
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This is the equivalent of "The Department of Agriculture visited a several of the farms receiving billions of dollars in grain subsidies and confirmed their were a couple of plants there."
This is not a matter of whether or not you have a toddler or two, that are likely your own children or your sister in laws kids, it's a matter of the scope of the funding based on the operational realities of these scams.
I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Shit, if that were all it took, then I should have been getting billion dollar checks from the USDA for every batch of brownies I took to a MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (ULPxl)
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I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (8Xy/A)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
Wasn't in the car, was filming the encounter from outside of the car. That was the first video released on social media
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
Wasn't in the car, was filming the encounter from outside of the car. That was the first video released on social media
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (rbvCR)
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Underlings have testified to Congress that Walz not only knew he directly threatened whistleblowers and their families.
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Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
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Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)
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Going out everyday to physically inspect homes and at-risk children? That's a lot of work and potentially very icky. So the CPS "inspectors" sit on their asses and do nothing. It's much easier to just check off "inspection was satisfactory" than actually doing any inspection.
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But again, it still takes wrecking an entire *system* to pull off that level of fraud. Because filling out bogus "inspection reports" of places you've never been is just the start. Those bogus "reports" are supposed to be sent to a supervisor or supervisors who then review and respond. There's supposed to be some give and take. Further, there's usually specific "forms" (hand-written or digital) that are used to review specific functions and those forms are supposed to be sent as evidence that the reviews took place.
INSTEAD, the entire audit system was junked. Its not just the Somalis. There are a whole bunch of white and brown people who participated in gutting the entire audit system.
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But again, it still takes wrecking an entire *system* to pull off that level of fraud. Because filling out bogus "inspection reports" of places you've never been is just the start. Those bogus "reports" are supposed to be sent to a supervisor or supervisors who then review and respond. There's supposed to be some give and take. Further, there's usually specific "forms" (hand-written or digital) that are used to review specific functions and those forms are supposed to be sent as evidence that the reviews took place.
INSTEAD, the entire audit system was junked. Its not just the Somalis. There are a whole bunch of white and brown people who participated in gutting the entire audit system.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (TN0g+)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
It's reported the wife broke down in tears at the scene and said, “I made her come down here, it’s my fault”
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
It's reported the wife broke down in tears at the scene and said, “I made her come down here, it’s my fault”
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)
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"Yeah? The guy who's heavily armed and well trained in violence, and has clearly demonstrated his willingness to use lethal force to defend himself?"
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
...and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
Posted by: Lucius Fox, Wayne Enterprises R&D at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)
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I've had similar thoughts. Not a wise plan.
"Yeah! That guy! I know where he lives now! Let's go fuck with him!"
...and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
Posted by: Lucius Fox, Wayne Enterprises R&D at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (TbWk/)
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I've had similar thoughts. Not a wise plan.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (ESVrU)
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204 So, which statues can be torn down this time? And do we get a federal holiday to honor lesbians?
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (uQzkA)
We can dual-purpose Boxing Day
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (uQzkA)
We can dual-purpose Boxing Day
Posted by: Because you know...box at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)
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211 [I know that was parody, but:]
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (IpnJw)
======
In the American Spanish Civil War, antifa will burn down the leftist enclaves while the right sits outside and watches it go down.
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (IpnJw)
======
In the American Spanish Civil War, antifa will burn down the leftist enclaves while the right sits outside and watches it go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
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202. I'm still waiting for the Mandalay Shooter's homemade video we were told he made when the news broke.
I'd kinda also like to see Dead bin Laden.
I'd kinda also like to see Dead bin Laden.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (aBI9s)
225
I do say the Saint Michael's prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (8Xy/A)
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Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, o Prince of the Heavenly Host, thrust into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
I do say the Saint Michael's prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:01 PM (8Xy/A)
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Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, o Prince of the Heavenly Host, thrust into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (tgvbd)
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215 I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)
227
Yesterday one of her fellow "protestors" said she was the "leader" having run ins all day with ICE so yes I would call her an agitator or I should say former agitator
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (VE6XX)
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The worst crime of all is that that ICE Agent dead-named her.
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (VE6XX)
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The worst crime of all is that that ICE Agent dead-named her.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (IpnJw)
228
Now, I suspect that Walz didn't take any money outside of political donations because he's simply a true believer and thought he was doing good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He did have a quid pro quo--vote for me and I will ignore your fraud. That happens to violate the federal honest services provision for public officials aka the Enron law. It's fine to say you support Somalis but when you thwart investigations into Somali stealing, threaten whistleblowers reporting such, etc. then your quid pro quo is obstruction of these investigations then you are in fact guilty guilty guilty.
House hearing yesterday demonstrated Timmy's guilt of knowing about Somail corruption and having those investigations shut down too. Same with Ellison who was stupid enough to make remarks on tape agreeing with Somali leaders about the relationship between political support and thwarting investigations into Somali wrongdoing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He did have a quid pro quo--vote for me and I will ignore your fraud. That happens to violate the federal honest services provision for public officials aka the Enron law. It's fine to say you support Somalis but when you thwart investigations into Somali stealing, threaten whistleblowers reporting such, etc. then your quid pro quo is obstruction of these investigations then you are in fact guilty guilty guilty.
House hearing yesterday demonstrated Timmy's guilt of knowing about Somail corruption and having those investigations shut down too. Same with Ellison who was stupid enough to make remarks on tape agreeing with Somali leaders about the relationship between political support and thwarting investigations into Somali wrongdoing.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (WDjG6)
229
Fighting mad here, literally.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
--
Give in to your anger.
Pull your North Face parka out of the closet, hop in your Lesbaru and roll into the Twin Cities.
Make a difference!
Make your voice heard!
LOL, fag.
Bleed out in a snow drift, cold, unwanted, and alone.
I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
--
Give in to your anger.
Pull your North Face parka out of the closet, hop in your Lesbaru and roll into the Twin Cities.
Make a difference!
Make your voice heard!
LOL, fag.
Bleed out in a snow drift, cold, unwanted, and alone.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (HXT0k)
230
217 Underlings have testified to Congress that Walz not only knew he directly threatened whistleblowers and their families.
___
Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)
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Oh, that thing that came up because the one Democrat in the Minnesota state senate who voted against welfare for illegals got shot?
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
___
Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)
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Oh, that thing that came up because the one Democrat in the Minnesota state senate who voted against welfare for illegals got shot?
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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I guess I could see how "No! No! No!" could sound a lot like "Go! Go! Go!"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (06Hmj)
232
Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Yeah! Even I wouldn't hit that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Yeah! Even I wouldn't hit that.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (JCZqz)
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There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
Posted by: It's me donna
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New version of the ghetto lottery. ICE agent should sue her and the estate of the deaded one for damages.
Posted by: It's me donna
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New version of the ghetto lottery. ICE agent should sue her and the estate of the deaded one for damages.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (WDjG6)
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>>> 226 215 I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
235
Reading about the "wife" of ex-protester in MN reminds me of that old, now-forbidden prison joke: "So you wanna be the husband or you wanna be the wife?"
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (5FPX4)
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As I type this, I'm hearing on the TV that Trump is calling the deceased woman something like a "professional agitator".
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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In advancement of an investigation, the DOJ is going to get her bank statements and find that she was getting paid directly to do this shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
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Possibly. But she seems like a True Believer who would be doing this just to get her rocks off. Bored, bitter, entitled, sexually frustrated dyke (she was once married to a man), looking for something--anything--to make her feel powerful and important.
I think probably 75% of these "protestors" are being paid directly or provided something beneficial that buys their participation. But there are some True Believers. This scumt seems like one of them.
She was part of an org that was specifically trying to cause confrontations with ICE. You can quibble about "professional" I guess but...seems accurate
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)
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In advancement of an investigation, the DOJ is going to get her bank statements and find that she was getting paid directly to do this shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
________
Possibly. But she seems like a True Believer who would be doing this just to get her rocks off. Bored, bitter, entitled, sexually frustrated dyke (she was once married to a man), looking for something--anything--to make her feel powerful and important.
I think probably 75% of these "protestors" are being paid directly or provided something beneficial that buys their participation. But there are some True Believers. This scumt seems like one of them.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
237
I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)
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* golf clap *
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (qXm8/)
Very clever nic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
But apparently, master of bun.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (JCZqz)
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* golf clap *
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (IpnJw)
238
One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
68? Elderly? Why you young whippersnapper!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
68? Elderly? Why you young whippersnapper!
Posted by: Belted Kingfisher at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (8Xy/A)
240
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
__________
That's the yeast of our problems.
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
__________
That's the yeast of our problems.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (tgvbd)
241
One of the stupidest things about this Daycare fraud is that daycare for Somalians is not needed. Somali women don't go to work. Based on the percentages of Somali's on welfare that Rep Brandon Gill (R-TX) disclosed in the hearings, most Somali men don't go to work either. And no one who is not Somali and cared about their child would send her to a Somali run daycare.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (Dv3i1)
242
In the American Spanish Civil War, antifa will burn down the leftist enclaves while the right sits outside and watches it go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
It would be something. Three or four cities raze themselves to the ground, while the rest of America hardly notices except for that TV and movies gradually start getting better and everything starts getting a lot cheaper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
It would be something. Three or four cities raze themselves to the ground, while the rest of America hardly notices except for that TV and movies gradually start getting better and everything starts getting a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (06Hmj)
243
>>...I don't know what else to say."
-- DU Thread Starter
---------
I'll tell ya:
Shut up, Karen.
Just like you all told "us" time & time again.
-- DU Thread Starter
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I'll tell ya:
Shut up, Karen.
Just like you all told "us" time & time again.
Posted by: JQ at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (rdVOm)
244
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
245
[I know that was parody, but:]
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (IpnJw)
After studying the American Civil War for years, and others, I've come to realize the futility and tragedy of almost all civil wars. Unless the original, central government has already mostly collapsed because of its own decay and corruption, the separatists always lose. A separatist movement can never marshal the men and resources that a unified central government can.
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (IpnJw)
After studying the American Civil War for years, and others, I've come to realize the futility and tragedy of almost all civil wars. Unless the original, central government has already mostly collapsed because of its own decay and corruption, the separatists always lose. A separatist movement can never marshal the men and resources that a unified central government can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (uWKK8)
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Was she not? Was she not being paid to chase ICE around Minneapolis? Was she just on her way to work or something? Has that even been asserted by anyone?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The answer here is a bit murky. Yesterday, shorty after the shooting, MSNOW reporter on the scene stated he was told by an a self-identified ICE Informer who knew Good, is she was also there in an ICE Informer role. This term was not defined by it does have minty overtones of her being a part of an organized left wing resistance group. Today I read Good had been harassing Federal law enforcement through out the morning. So yeah, there is a non trivial chance she was a paid agitator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The answer here is a bit murky. Yesterday, shorty after the shooting, MSNOW reporter on the scene stated he was told by an a self-identified ICE Informer who knew Good, is she was also there in an ICE Informer role. This term was not defined by it does have minty overtones of her being a part of an organized left wing resistance group. Today I read Good had been harassing Federal law enforcement through out the morning. So yeah, there is a non trivial chance she was a paid agitator.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (HTCU3)
247
It's the wild, wild west out here in the Colorado GOP gubernatorial primary. A convicted murderer serving a 48 year sentence has filed from prison to run.
Gregory A. Thomas is serving a 48-year sentence for murdering a 21-year-old woman, yes from his prison cell he has filed his candidacy affidavit to run for governor of Colorado.
https://is.gd/Hsujqp
Gregory A. Thomas is serving a 48-year sentence for murdering a 21-year-old woman, yes from his prison cell he has filed his candidacy affidavit to run for governor of Colorado.
https://is.gd/Hsujqp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (L/fGl)
248
231-Thats why you dont name your dog anything that sounds like no. It's just mean.
Current rescue dog named...BoBo. Not my fault.
Current rescue dog named...BoBo. Not my fault.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (cS1cw)
249
The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
Wasn't in the car, was filming the encounter from outside of the car. That was the first video released on social media
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (rbvCR)
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I think that reporting's been superceded. The wife was reportedly in the car and ended up covered in blood from the shooting. Or at least that's the current reporting I've seen. I don't know the truth one way or the other.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
Wasn't in the car, was filming the encounter from outside of the car. That was the first video released on social media
Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM (rbvCR)
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I think that reporting's been superceded. The wife was reportedly in the car and ended up covered in blood from the shooting. Or at least that's the current reporting I've seen. I don't know the truth one way or the other.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
250
Oh, that thing that came up because the one Democrat in the Minnesota state senate who voted against welfare for illegals got shot?
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
That's a fascinating one. On lefty boards Boelter shot a moderate Dem who just had a high profile vote on immigration crap over...abortion. And they include him in those infographics you've seen where they claim all political violence is by the right.
As noted Boelter said Walz told him to do it, and while that is a wild accusation, the timing checks out since she just voted against Walz on what we see is one of his biggest issues.
But the oddest part is the left quickly yanked this story out of the media which tells you they really don't want normies hearing "One of Gov Walz's flunkies killed an opposing politician and he says he was ordered to do it"
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
That's a fascinating one. On lefty boards Boelter shot a moderate Dem who just had a high profile vote on immigration crap over...abortion. And they include him in those infographics you've seen where they claim all political violence is by the right.
As noted Boelter said Walz told him to do it, and while that is a wild accusation, the timing checks out since she just voted against Walz on what we see is one of his biggest issues.
But the oddest part is the left quickly yanked this story out of the media which tells you they really don't want normies hearing "One of Gov Walz's flunkies killed an opposing politician and he says he was ordered to do it"
Posted by: Obligatory at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)
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>>> 242 In the American Spanish Civil War, antifa will burn down the leftist enclaves while the right sits outside and watches it go down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
It would be something. Three or four cities raze themselves to the ground, while the rest of America hardly notices except for that TV and movies gradually start getting better and everything starts getting a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (06Hmj)
Once it's safe for nurse ratched to take off the face-colander mask we can invest in her Seattle real estate fund.
Profit!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
It would be something. Three or four cities raze themselves to the ground, while the rest of America hardly notices except for that TV and movies gradually start getting better and everything starts getting a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (06Hmj)
Once it's safe for nurse ratched to take off the face-colander mask we can invest in her Seattle real estate fund.
Profit!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (ULPxl)
252
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
__________
Crusty people like me object.
We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
__________
Crusty people like me object.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (tgvbd)
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There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
I approve. Fools, money, some disassembly required.
I approve. Fools, money, some disassembly required.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (Fs0KI)
254
home. 5 patients.
Seems she'd been shut down once, opened up in another house.
One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
That's just good godly discipline. How else do you expect him to learn his lesson?
Seems she'd been shut down once, opened up in another house.
One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
That's just good godly discipline. How else do you expect him to learn his lesson?
Posted by: Beat the helpless. It's a virtue. at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (TbWk/)
255
Time for a second look at the crazy(?) accusation by Vance Boelter that he ordered a hit on Klobuchar?
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Oh with this much money at stake, the people.at risk and an election coming??? Oh course he ordered a hit.
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Oh with this much money at stake, the people.at risk and an election coming??? Oh course he ordered a hit.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (1M7sl)
256
Give in to your anger.
Pull your North Face parka out of the closet, hop in your Lesbaru and roll into the Twin Cities.
Make a difference!
Make your voice heard!
LOL, fag.
Bleed out in a snow drift, cold, unwanted, and alone.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Lol. Poetry.
Ever angry dyke
You died in vain like a chump
Muzzies still hate you
Pull your North Face parka out of the closet, hop in your Lesbaru and roll into the Twin Cities.
Make a difference!
Make your voice heard!
LOL, fag.
Bleed out in a snow drift, cold, unwanted, and alone.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Lol. Poetry.
Ever angry dyke
You died in vain like a chump
Muzzies still hate you
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (JCZqz)
257
Oh, that thing that came up because the one Democrat in the Minnesota state senate who voted against welfare for illegals got shot?
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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That whole thing got memory-holed faster than Hillary being tossed into a van.
Yeah...why don't we revisit that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
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That whole thing got memory-holed faster than Hillary being tossed into a van.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (XuXeR)
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"Crusty people like me object."
Nothing like a rye sense of humor.
Nothing like a rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (5FPX4)
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If the "wife" was in the car why wasn't she arrested ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (VE6XX)
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Once it's safe for nurse ratched to take off the face-colander mask we can invest in her Seattle real estate fund.
Profit!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I could see Nurse Ratched becoming warlord of Seattle in such a situation.
Profit!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I could see Nurse Ratched becoming warlord of Seattle in such a situation.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (WDjG6)
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National Divorce is going to be amazing. Any alimony we have to pay to the waterheads across the Retard Line would be cheaper than we pay now.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (aBI9s)
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We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
I find the puns a welcome occasional relief from the heavy stories. I mean Rye do we have to be so serious all the time?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
I find the puns a welcome occasional relief from the heavy stories. I mean Rye do we have to be so serious all the time?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (8Xy/A)
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And no one who is not Somali and cared about their child would send her to a Somali run daycare.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Yeah, let's assume (lol) it was a completely legitimate daycare. If I went to enroll my daughter and saw a bunch of Somali faces, I'd burst out laughing before telling them "I need you all to stand at least 20 feet back from us and the door until we can leave. Stay the fuck away from my baby."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Yeah, let's assume (lol) it was a completely legitimate daycare. If I went to enroll my daughter and saw a bunch of Somali faces, I'd burst out laughing before telling them "I need you all to stand at least 20 feet back from us and the door until we can leave. Stay the fuck away from my baby."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
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So, which statues can be torn down this time? And do we get a federal holiday to honor lesbians?
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (uQzkA)
We can dual-purpose Boxing Day
Posted by: Because you know...box at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)
think we can get Scissor Sisters to write the hymn?
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 02:07 PM (uQzkA)
We can dual-purpose Boxing Day
Posted by: Because you know...box at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (TbWk/)
think we can get Scissor Sisters to write the hymn?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at January 08, 2026 02:16 PM (v6XNT)
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Once it's safe for nurse ratched to take off the face-colander mask we can invest in her Seattle real estate fund.
Profit!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (ULPxl)
Queen Ratched of New Pacifica.
I like the sounds of that.
Profit!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (ULPxl)
Queen Ratched of New Pacifica.
I like the sounds of that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 02:16 PM (06Hmj)
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We're rolling out the bread puns now?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
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Crusty people like me object.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (tgvbd)
Challah all you want, nobody's listening.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)
Let him go. He's on a roll.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
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Crusty people like me object.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:14 PM (tgvbd)
Challah all you want, nobody's listening.
Posted by: Just loafing around at January 08, 2026 02:16 PM (TbWk/)
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Shooting Haikus are the best haikus.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 02:16 PM (cS1cw)
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Oh with this much money at stake, the people.at risk and an election coming??? Oh course he ordered a hit.
Honestly I suspect Boelter is unstable and while Walz did a bit of "who will rid me of this troublesome priest" with his flunkies he didn't expect anyone to actually do it
Honestly I suspect Boelter is unstable and while Walz did a bit of "who will rid me of this troublesome priest" with his flunkies he didn't expect anyone to actually do it
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)
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The initial shot went through the windshield, or does he belong to the Fraternity in Wanted who can curve bullets.
Posted by: Unkaren at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (BrLWF)
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It closed because all their records were stolen and can't contact parents about their new hours ??
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (FxH7T)
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"Crusty people like me object."
Nothing like a rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (5FPX4)
i was going to jump in, but seems like there's no kneed to do so...
Nothing like a rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (5FPX4)
i was going to jump in, but seems like there's no kneed to do so...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (v6XNT)
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After studying the American Civil War for years, and others, I've come to realize the futility and tragedy of almost all civil wars. Unless the original, central government has already mostly collapsed because of its own decay and corruption, the separatists always lose. A separatist movement can never marshal the men and resources that a unified central government can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (uWKK
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Thanks Tom, appreciate your insight here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (uWKK
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Thanks Tom, appreciate your insight here.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (IpnJw)
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I smell an opportunity for White Lives Matter.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (n5tGW)
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studying the American Civil War for years"
Purely my $.02, but more Spanish Civil War than CW II...
And then someone will cross the Rubi...er, Potomac.
Purely my $.02, but more Spanish Civil War than CW II...
And then someone will cross the Rubi...er, Potomac.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (XuXeR)
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There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
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The left financing its suicide bombers just like arafat....
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The left financing its suicide bombers just like arafat....
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (1M7sl)
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That lady with Waltz, you can see the intelligence just oozzing out of her.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 08, 2026 02:19 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Quid pro haiku at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)
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INSTEAD, the entire audit system was junked. "
Audit systems, by and large, are junk. Useless.
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No, well designed audit systems are a thing of beauty. But the moment corrupt people are placed in charge of them AND honest auditors do nothing in response, they become an expense without a return. A whole bunch of white and brown men and women with titles that included words/phrases like "review", "internal review", "internal audit", etc ABSOLUTELY KNEW the (audit) systems were no longer running AT ALL...and they each remained silent and thus complicit.
Audit systems, by and large, are junk. Useless.
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No, well designed audit systems are a thing of beauty. But the moment corrupt people are placed in charge of them AND honest auditors do nothing in response, they become an expense without a return. A whole bunch of white and brown men and women with titles that included words/phrases like "review", "internal review", "internal audit", etc ABSOLUTELY KNEW the (audit) systems were no longer running AT ALL...and they each remained silent and thus complicit.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TN0g+)
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The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)
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Exactly!!! The video, if it supported the dyke "wife" it would be shown over and over if it did not show the officer being hit...and what the driver was saying. I have no doubt. The dyke filming is supposedly a well known agitator. That comment was made early after the shooting. I think on the UK DM of the "wife" wailing in the snow.
That dyke "wife" should not be able to touch a dollar of the half million goFundme pity money. Especially IF the child abuse claim of her burning that child with a cig is true.
Hoping the paternal grandfather has a lawyer today to get custody of this child.
The "wife" was in the car with her. I'm sure she was videoing everything. Odd that we haven't seen her vid yet. I'm sure it shows how badly she hit the cop. And who knows what they were saying to each other at the time. "Hit the fucking pig"? Odds are at least 50%.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)
There's a GoFundMe right now for the "wife" and son and it's over 600 thousand already
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:09 PM (VE6XX)
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Exactly!!! The video, if it supported the dyke "wife" it would be shown over and over if it did not show the officer being hit...and what the driver was saying. I have no doubt. The dyke filming is supposedly a well known agitator. That comment was made early after the shooting. I think on the UK DM of the "wife" wailing in the snow.
That dyke "wife" should not be able to touch a dollar of the half million goFundme pity money. Especially IF the child abuse claim of her burning that child with a cig is true.
Hoping the paternal grandfather has a lawyer today to get custody of this child.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (WONhk)
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Current rescue dog named...BoBo. Not my fault.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January
Awwwww, BoBo. Please tell me BoBo weighs 85 pounds.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January
Awwwww, BoBo. Please tell me BoBo weighs 85 pounds.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (Wmg4n)
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280 No, well designed audit systems are a thing of beauty. But the moment corrupt people are placed in charge of them AND honest auditors do nothing in response, they become an expense without a return. A whole bunch of white and brown men and women with titles that included words/phrases like "review", "internal review", "internal audit", etc ABSOLUTELY KNEW the (audit) systems were no longer running AT ALL...and they each remained silent and thus complicit.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TN0g+)
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I blame fractional reserve banking.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TN0g+)
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I blame fractional reserve banking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I think that reporting's been superceded. The wife was reportedly in the car and ended up covered in blood from the shooting. Or at least that's the current reporting I've seen. I don't know the truth one way or the other.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
From what I saw and read this morning, the wife was out of the car and using her phone to video the incident. The reporting is she was dressed in a black/grey flannel jacket and was located at the back passenger side corner of SUV. Just prior to the shooting the ICE agent and her were interacting with each and when other agents started to remove Good from the SUV the agent moved to the front of the car. After the shooting the wife then ran to where Good crashed into a parked car.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
From what I saw and read this morning, the wife was out of the car and using her phone to video the incident. The reporting is she was dressed in a black/grey flannel jacket and was located at the back passenger side corner of SUV. Just prior to the shooting the ICE agent and her were interacting with each and when other agents started to remove Good from the SUV the agent moved to the front of the car. After the shooting the wife then ran to where Good crashed into a parked car.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (HTCU3)
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262 National Divorce is going to be amazing. Any alimony we have to pay to the waterheads across the Retard Line would be cheaper than we pay now.
Posted by: sifty boones
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I'm afraid it will be more like Reconstruction. Blue states need to be reduced to territories again under military government until readmitted to the Union.
Abraham Lincoln was right, you cannot be a country divided--half leftist and half right. Leave them alone and they will eventually try to invade, infiltrate, and otherwise attack the Red states probably with the assistance of Chicoms or worse.
The Democrat party has to be destroyed in toto for America to live.
Posted by: sifty boones
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I'm afraid it will be more like Reconstruction. Blue states need to be reduced to territories again under military government until readmitted to the Union.
Abraham Lincoln was right, you cannot be a country divided--half leftist and half right. Leave them alone and they will eventually try to invade, infiltrate, and otherwise attack the Red states probably with the assistance of Chicoms or worse.
The Democrat party has to be destroyed in toto for America to live.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:21 PM (WDjG6)
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It's the wild, wild west out here in the Colorado GOP gubernatorial primary. A convicted murderer serving a 48 year sentence has filed from prison to run.
Gregory A. Thomas is serving a 48-year sentence for murdering a 21-year-old woman, yes from his prison cell he has filed his candidacy affidavit to run for governor of Colorado.
https://is.gd/Hsujqp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (L/fGl)
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I'd vote for him before that fat faggot poofter Jared Polis
Gregory A. Thomas is serving a 48-year sentence for murdering a 21-year-old woman, yes from his prison cell he has filed his candidacy affidavit to run for governor of Colorado.
https://is.gd/Hsujqp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 02:13 PM (L/fGl)
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I'd vote for him before that fat faggot poofter Jared Polis
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 02:21 PM (NFdz3)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
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287 One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 02:21 PM (NFdz3)
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68 is almost 30 years away.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 02:21 PM (NFdz3)
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68 is almost 30 years away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
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Honestly I suspect Boelter is unstable and while Walz did a bit of "who will rid me of this troublesome priest" with his flunkies he didn't expect anyone to actually do it
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Nope. Fat stupid and anxious on baseline. Now looking at real problems as his neck was out and the party demanded he fix it or wear it... He put out a hit.
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Nope. Fat stupid and anxious on baseline. Now looking at real problems as his neck was out and the party demanded he fix it or wear it... He put out a hit.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (1M7sl)
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That dyke "wife" should not be able to touch a dollar of the half million goFundme pity money. Especially IF the child abuse claim of her burning that child with a cig is true.
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It was her other 2 children she put her cigarettes out on- the ones that she lost custody of.
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It was her other 2 children she put her cigarettes out on- the ones that she lost custody of.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (Wmg4n)
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Are we sure "learing" was a typo. I can see these bastards standing around learing at children like they do in London and Paris.
I guess its spelled leering so maybe that was the typo.
I guess its spelled leering so maybe that was the typo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)
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I blame fractional reserve banking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
And you know (((who))) runs all the banks, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
And you know (((who))) runs all the banks, of course.
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
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Who shuts down a $1.9 million income business that has no customer expenses?
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (MkFn4)
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Awwwww, BoBo. Please tell me BoBo weighs 85 pounds.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (Wmg4n)
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The Big Dummy clocked in at 117 at his visit to the doggie chiropractor this week.
Awwwww, BoBo. Please tell me BoBo weighs 85 pounds.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (Wmg4n)
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The Big Dummy clocked in at 117 at his visit to the doggie chiropractor this week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (tgvbd)
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287 One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof
Uh....as a 29 year old, 68 definitely seems ancient. Right fellas?!?!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof
Uh....as a 29 year old, 68 definitely seems ancient. Right fellas?!?!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (JCZqz)
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293 I blame fractional reserve banking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
And you know (((who))) runs all the banks, of course.
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
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*nods sagaciously*
Liechtenstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
And you know (((who))) runs all the banks, of course.
Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
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*nods sagaciously*
Liechtenstein.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, let's assume (lol) it was a completely legitimate daycare. If I went to enroll my daughter and saw a bunch of Somali faces, I'd burst out laughing before telling them "I need you all to stand at least 20 feet back from us and the door until we can leave. Stay the fuck away from my baby."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
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lol
The judges would have also accepted "a bunch of inbred Somali faces" ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
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lol
The judges would have also accepted "a bunch of inbred Somali faces" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (IpnJw)
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No, well designed audit systems are a thing of beauty. But the moment corrupt people are placed in charge of them AND honest auditors do nothing in response, they become an expense without a return. A whole bunch of white and brown men and women with titles that included words/phrases like "review", "internal review", "internal audit", etc ABSOLUTELY KNEW the (audit) systems were no longer running AT ALL...and they each remained silent and thus complicit.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TN0g+)
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I blame fractional reserve banking.
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:20 PM (TN0g+)
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I blame fractional reserve banking.
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (TN0g+)
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68 is not as old as it used to be.
The years pass like grains of sand.
Youth is always retarded.
The years pass like grains of sand.
Youth is always retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
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That dyke "wife" should not be able to touch a dollar of the half million goFundme pity money. Especially IF the child abuse claim of her burning that child with a cig is true.
If the DOJ really wanted to go all out they could use her admission that she forced her "wife" to attack ICE to arrest her as well
If the DOJ really wanted to go all out they could use her admission that she forced her "wife" to attack ICE to arrest her as well
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)
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Honestly I suspect Boelter is unstable and while Walz did a bit of "who will rid me of this troublesome priest" with his flunkies he didn't expect anyone to actually do it
Posted by: 18-1
Groomers like Walz along with being an asset of the Chicoms don't have morality. The stupid ass packaging of this clown is something similar to John Wayne Gacy, another Democrat clown serial killer, literally.
Posted by: 18-1
Groomers like Walz along with being an asset of the Chicoms don't have morality. The stupid ass packaging of this clown is something similar to John Wayne Gacy, another Democrat clown serial killer, literally.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (1M7sl)
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299 I blame fractional reserve banking.
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (TN0g+)
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hey
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I don't get it.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (TN0g+)
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hey
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
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you cannot be a country divided--half leftist and half right. Leave them alone and they will eventually try to invade, infiltrate, and otherwise attack"
A house divided cannot stand, indeed.
A house divided cannot stand, indeed.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)
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288 think we can get Scissor Sisters to write the hymn"
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 02:24 PM (N39Ws)
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291 That dyke "wife" should not be able to touch a dollar of the half million goFundme pity money. Especially IF the child abuse claim of her burning that child with a cig is true.
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It was her other 2 children she put her cigarettes out on- the ones that she lost custody of.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (Wmg4n)
If the kids learned their lesson it's not abuse, it's discipline. Children who don't get disciplined become rotten brats and go to hell.
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It was her other 2 children she put her cigarettes out on- the ones that she lost custody of.
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (Wmg4n)
If the kids learned their lesson it's not abuse, it's discipline. Children who don't get disciplined become rotten brats and go to hell.
Posted by: The form isn't important it's the result at January 08, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)
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294 Who shuts down a $1.9 million income business that has no customer expenses?
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center
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Those on a flight to Somalia with a suitcase full of fraud bucks.
Part of the con is knowing when it is over and time to skeedadle.
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center
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Those on a flight to Somalia with a suitcase full of fraud bucks.
Part of the con is knowing when it is over and time to skeedadle.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XuXeR)
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Nood
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (nO8M5)
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NYP: "Aimee Bock, the 44-year-old mastermind behind the Feeding Our Future scandal," has been ordered to surrender all her luxury swag, which includes "60 laptops, iPads and iPhones,"
Forensically examine every one of those sixty suckers.
Forensically examine every one of those sixty suckers.
Posted by: gp at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (GHIyr)
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Whig, got through my lumbar fusion surgery well yesterday. Robot assisted, minimally, sort of, invasive.
I can walk steps, but sore.
The doc made me wake up at 3:30am and power down 24 oz of Gatorade. Stops the nausea associated with the anesthesia.
Good luck on your surgery! And recovery. I can’t go to work for about a month.
I can walk steps, but sore.
The doc made me wake up at 3:30am and power down 24 oz of Gatorade. Stops the nausea associated with the anesthesia.
Good luck on your surgery! And recovery. I can’t go to work for about a month.
Posted by: Henry at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (tWkg3)
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288 think we can get Scissor Sisters to write the hymn"
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
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Indigo Girls.
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
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Indigo Girls.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+)
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309 The Big Dummy clocked in at 117 "
So, a lap dog, then....
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XuXeR)
We've got a hundred pound golden Doodle who thinks she's a lap dog...
So, a lap dog, then....
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XuXeR)
We've got a hundred pound golden Doodle who thinks she's a lap dog...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (XuXeR)
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The Democrat party has to be destroyed in toto for America to live.
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Uniparty.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (1M7sl)
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In the 90s Italy had a judicial investigation of political corruption that led to the extinction of several parties. We need that here and Trump, who is not beholden to the machine, is the guy to do it.
The Democrat party has to be destroyed in toto for America to live.
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Uniparty.
Posted by: No joke at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (1M7sl)
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In the 90s Italy had a judicial investigation of political corruption that led to the extinction of several parties. We need that here and Trump, who is not beholden to the machine, is the guy to do it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (tgvbd)
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Are we sure "learing" was a typo. I can see these bastards standing around learing at children like they do in London and Paris.
It's a "learing" center because they were saving to buy a Lear jet.
It's a "learing" center because they were saving to buy a Lear jet.
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (OUMaO)
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The Big Dummy clocked in at 117 at his visit to the doggie chiropractor this week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (tgvbd)
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I had a great chiropractor a few decades ago (healed my two-year bout with plantar fasciitis (after only two weeks of adjusting my locked-up high-arched feet).
Anywho, he had a coffee table book in the waiting room with pictures of veterinarian chiropractors adjusting animals like horses and such.
I made a remark about it, and he jokingly said: "I once adjusted the spine of a goldfish who kept swimming in circles."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (tgvbd)
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I had a great chiropractor a few decades ago (healed my two-year bout with plantar fasciitis (after only two weeks of adjusting my locked-up high-arched feet).
Anywho, he had a coffee table book in the waiting room with pictures of veterinarian chiropractors adjusting animals like horses and such.
I made a remark about it, and he jokingly said: "I once adjusted the spine of a goldfish who kept swimming in circles."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (IpnJw)
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300 68 is not as old as it used to be.
The years pass like grains of sand.
Youth is always retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
Not really a haiku, more like vers libre. Which is a legitimate art form, even if a tad post-modernist.
The years pass like grains of sand.
Youth is always retarded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 08, 2026 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
Not really a haiku, more like vers libre. Which is a legitimate art form, even if a tad post-modernist.
Posted by: Feel the vibes man at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)
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Uniparty.
Posted by: No joke
Don't fight a two front war right now. The Democrats are a mortal threat because if they win office again, there will be no more free and fair elections at all.
The GOPe is a bunch of corrupt cowards that will knuckle down, flee, or otherwise backbite and stab like Rand, but they all have small penises and the effeminancy of a drag queen.
Posted by: No joke
Don't fight a two front war right now. The Democrats are a mortal threat because if they win office again, there will be no more free and fair elections at all.
The GOPe is a bunch of corrupt cowards that will knuckle down, flee, or otherwise backbite and stab like Rand, but they all have small penises and the effeminancy of a drag queen.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (WDjG6)
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>>The Big Dummy clocked in at 117 at his visit to the doggie chiropractor this week.
Tell him my 154-lb Bullmastiff said to eat a sandwich or two.
Tell him my 154-lb Bullmastiff said to eat a sandwich or two.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 02:27 PM (Y1sOo)
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think we can get Scissor Sisters to write the hymn"
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
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Indigo Girls.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+)
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Melissa Etheridge FTW!
4 non blondes?
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 02:22 PM (XuXeR)
Dykes on mics?
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Indigo Girls.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 08, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+)
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Melissa Etheridge FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:29 PM (IpnJw)
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312 Whig, got through my lumbar fusion surgery well yesterday. Robot assisted, minimally, sort of, invasive.
I can walk steps, but sore.
The doc made me wake up at 3:30am and power down 24 oz of Gatorade. Stops the nausea associated with the anesthesia.
Good luck on your surgery! And recovery. I can’t go to work for about a month.
Posted by: Henry
Thanks. Cheers on teh report. Great news. Mine is locked and loaded for about one month from now but I can't say that I am not worried about the surgery. Trying to clear the decks before I go under the knife.
I can walk steps, but sore.
The doc made me wake up at 3:30am and power down 24 oz of Gatorade. Stops the nausea associated with the anesthesia.
Good luck on your surgery! And recovery. I can’t go to work for about a month.
Posted by: Henry
Thanks. Cheers on teh report. Great news. Mine is locked and loaded for about one month from now but I can't say that I am not worried about the surgery. Trying to clear the decks before I go under the knife.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 02:29 PM (WDjG6)
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Current rescue dog named...BoBo. Not my fault.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January
Last name Brazil?
Posted by: connected and litigious at January
Last name Brazil?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 08, 2026 02:30 PM (FxH7T)
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One of the elderly, a 68 year old man, had multiple bruises from being whipped with a belt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof
Uh....as a 29 year old, 68 definitely seems ancient. Right fellas?!?!
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Every time I stand up!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 02:06 PM (HXT0k)
Is 68 really considered elderly?
Posted by: Doof
Uh....as a 29 year old, 68 definitely seems ancient. Right fellas?!?!
Posted by: Moron Analyst
Every time I stand up!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 02:33 PM (6mogZ)
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[I know that was parody, but:]
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM
That is a real Thread on DU. If it's a parody, it's done well. It takes HOF Professional Thanksgivingmanship to survive as a Thanksgivingman over there.
In a Civil War II, their Neo-Confederate side loses bigly.
Be careful what you wish for ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 02:08 PM
That is a real Thread on DU. If it's a parody, it's done well. It takes HOF Professional Thanksgivingmanship to survive as a Thanksgivingman over there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)
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My dog Bruno knows the difference between Bruno and no. He's not dumb.
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2026 02:42 PM (vFG9F)
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>>>237 I baked a load of bread last Saturday, but I'm not running a f*cking bakery.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades
>You’re a loafer. Strive to be better.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades
>You’re a loafer. Strive to be better.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 08, 2026 02:46 PM (1HW+a)
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I suppose it's not a great idea to be snarky in a phone message your pre-op nurse, but I kind of resent that they didn't keep their scheduled phone call yesterday, and then today sent me a text saying that they've been trying to reach me and couldn't leave a voicemail.
No, you damn well haven't, I can see the incoming call record on my phone, and there's been nothing.
At least I have an alleged direct phone line to them now. Which they didn't answer.
Doesn't really fill me with confidence about the competence of their operation.
No, you damn well haven't, I can see the incoming call record on my phone, and there's been nothing.
At least I have an alleged direct phone line to them now. Which they didn't answer.
Doesn't really fill me with confidence about the competence of their operation.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 08, 2026 03:03 PM (a+4eV)
330
Where the fuck is Straw?!
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 08, 2026 03:06 PM (61TgR)
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330 Where the fuck is Straw?!
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 08, 2026 03:06 PM (61TgR)
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Does make it a little more difficult to grasp at when you can't find them.
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 08, 2026 03:06 PM (61TgR)
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Does make it a little more difficult to grasp at when you can't find them.
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