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Governor Uptwinkles Tim Walz Annouces Withdrawal from Re-Election Campaign After Democrats Tell Him He Can't Win (and Will be Primaried)
In a video below the fold, it's reported that Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar met with Walz and told him she's running to replace him as governor and she showed him polls showing that he would lose.
Democrats need you to know two things: 1, there is no fraud in Minnesota and even if there is fraud, it's not the Democrats' fault and they've been fighting it like cracked-up bears. 2, Tim Walz has failed and needs to go or else he'll be primaried by another Democrat. It's exactly as it was with Joe Biden -- he's completely, 100% mentally fit but also he needs to withdraw from the race or else all donors will close their wallets to him. Tampon Tim wraps it up.Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz pulled the plug on his re-election bid Monday, abruptly stepping away from a once-touted run for a third term as his administration remains engulfed by sprawling fraud cases that critics say ballooned into the billions on his watch. Walz, a Democrat and former 2024 vice-presidential pick of Kamala Harris, announced the decision after months of mounting scrutiny over taxpayer dollars siphoned through state programs--an issue Republicans have pressed relentlessly and one that has begun to rattle Democrats privately as well. In a statement released before a planned press conference, Walz said he had entered the race last September believing he could win a historic third term, but concluded after discussions with family and advisers over the holidays that he could not devote himself fully to a campaign. He framed the exit as a choice to prioritize governing, arguing that time spent defending his political future would detract from protecting Minnesotans from criminals who "prey on our generosity" and from political cynics who exploit division.He also, get this, Blamed Trump, claiming that he was dropping out of the race because he could not abide Trump attacking his beloved Somali Pirate Donors. His statement is released in a font similar to Comic Sans, called Middle Aged Queen Sans.
So, Keith Ellison accepted bribes from Somali immigrants involved in the $250 million Feeding Our Future scam in return for protection?
— Mike Engleman🇺🇲 (@RealHickory) December 4, 2025
He should also be under federal investigation with Tim Walz. pic.twitter.com/KEIIzK6OPQ
LMAO… Walz claims he’s dropping out so he can spend more time hunting down the fraudsters https://t.co/f2z0s7eHaA pic.twitter.com/6fsuIsaImi
— Vince Coglianese (@VinceCoglianese) January 5, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2026 12:11 PM (lROFx)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 05, 2026 12:12 PM (emBoF)
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Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (Vpqw1)
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Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (wAKTf)
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (mxcbL)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (rJ48h)
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Huh.
I guess he shouldn't have hired some crazy dude to whack her.
Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:14 PM (zjgNU)
Interesting for a culture that generally expects women to stay at home.
You will be prosecuted by the State of Washington for hate crimes if you notice that, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (jGGMD)
He should team up with OJ Simpson.
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (WnEm5)
Would you depend on those retards to remember to bribe you? I bet they were being paid off by the Biden DHS, the DFL, the governor's office, or whoever concocted the scheme.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (gxJBA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
I guess it's my fault I will forever look at them as crooks. So be it.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (cS1cw)
But we don't live there,
so it's not our country,
and when we go there
we are in another country.
Posted by: Kamala at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (ufJfM)
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Which is why, during the time period of the fraud investigations at the state level, the fraud in the state exploded 100 fold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
And a nice big fat scalp too. Remember, this muculent twatting homo was the Democrap candidate for Vice Fucking President only a year ago.
I've no illusions that whoever replaces Walz will be just as big a muculent twatting homo, if not worse. But this is a nice head to have on our wall. Cheers!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (WnEm5)
Posted by: The Huge Manatee!!! at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (oftw2)
He's just on a mission to find the REAL killers
Posted by: kallisto, remembering OJ Simpson at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM
It's both. The left has their principles, and that includes that they should be paid simply for having those principles.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (MK+Db)
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Did the NRA not need fighting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)
You're a racist for noticing that.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (jGGMD)
What the Federal government really needs to do is prosecute the state employees in Minnesota and Washington that ignored all the fraud.
This level of fraud would be impossible without the active connivance of government employees, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:17 PM (xTIDn)
And to keep the fraud income moving. Mostly that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (dCxaZ)
Being a Party Man must be *awesome*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (avHHk)
And a nice big fat scalp too. Remember, this muculent twatting homo was the Democrap candidate for Vice Fucking President only a year ago.
I've no illusions that whoever replaces Walz will be just as big a muculent twatting homo, if not worse. But this is a nice head to have on our wall. Cheers!
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
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I really think it's a sign that the DOJ investigation into the fraud is already targeting state officials, and not just the small ones.
"Fuck you, this will blow over," is the normal response to an incumbent being shown bad polling data.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (bFu5X)
He's just a knucklehead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM
so close
the judges were looking for "gay, retarded knucklehead"
Posted by: Zombie Alec Trebec at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (tljrc)
Diversity is easy when there is no DNA moving between family trees.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (gxJBA)
Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (wMAvO)
Both took place in same Minneapolis jurisdiction.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Manny, Moe, Jack at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)
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That's weak even for him, but it also doesn't matter. He knows the score and so does everyone else. These are just obligatory mouth-noises.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (avHHk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)
"Make no mistake. We should be concerned about fraud in our state government."
Thanks, asshoe. Some of us always have been. Not you, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (x9uJu)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
Eventually, there will come a day the mindless drones will stop voting for the new (D) replacement who will continue the same failed policies because it hurts too much.
But it is not this day... (just proved in NYC.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (mxcbL)
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No kidding. God bless him, and I hope he has good protection.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
I did not in fact see Muculent Twatting Homos at the Whiskey a Go Go in '84.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (mlg/3)
Bye retard!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 05, 2026 12:19 PM (xcxpd)
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Sounds like it's Kloubacher aiming for governor, though a primary between her and Ellison would entertain me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (2ocoG)
Well, somebody's gotta look for The Real Killers now that OJ isn't on the job.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (aNfK/)
And a nice big fat scalp too. Remember, this muculent twatting homo was the Democrap candidate for Vice F***ing President only a year ago.
It's a good day when someone uses "muculent".
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (wMAvO)
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (se8lQ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2026 12:18 PM (dCxaZ)
Ace does have a gift
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Really?? at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (pFkal)
But it is not this day... (just proved in NYC.)
Nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)
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Bull and shit. Wokeness provides cover, but wokeness is for useful idiots and not power players. They don't care about that crap.
They knew and did nothing because they were in on it. The Somalis didn't come up with this crap. Behind every single fraud involving taxpayers, there are three parties:
1. Bureaucrats (and often politicians, but sometimes not - it depends on scale)
2. NGOs (and usually their law firms as silent partners)
3. The party actually executing the fraud (Somali daycare fakers, in this case).
The reason they do nothing isn't ideology or wokeness, the reason they do nothing is that they are in groups 1 and 2, and are getting to, at very worst, wet their beaks. Usually, they get to soak their beaks. They get money and even more power and operate with the impunity enabled by immunity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (avHHk)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
I did not in fact see Muculent Twatting Homos at the Whiskey a Go Go in '84.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (mlg/3)
_____________
"We saw them. [Vomits]"
-- Van Halen
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (aNfK/)
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MN is actually a purple state.
It ain't IL.
Its state house is 50/50 (Dems have a 1 seat majority). Kamala only won the state by 4 points...perhaps at the height of Somali power in the state's election apparatus with the governor in their pocket as number 2 on the ticket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)
1, there is no fraud in Minnesota and even if there is fraud, it's not the Democrats' fault and they've been fighting it like cracked-up bears.
2, Tim Walz has failed and needs to go or else he'll be primaried by another Democrat.
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3. The Fraud is a good thing and should be expanded.
4. Tampon Tim is focused on spending more time with his grandchildren -- primarily in the shower -- and shoring up support as the 2028 Democrat-Communist Party Nominee Frontrunner.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (IPn+f)
In a bunch of states, employees at hospitals and clinics are "mandatory reporters" - they are required to report any cases of suspected child abuse to the authorities.
Think that they've been doing that with Somalis?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (xTIDn)
Both took place in same Minneapolis jurisdiction.
Posted by: Opinion f
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It's justice man, post modern justice.
Remember come election day, a crappy Republican sucks, a Democrat is jail time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (MZ+PY)
The Last Walz
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2026 12:21 PM (se8lQ)
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Trivia about The Last Waltz:
Scorsese directed it on a break from filming New York, New York. He was afraid his New York, New York producers would be very unhappy if he directed something else in the middle of his big production, but he just did it anyway.
Cocaine was definitely consulted in the decision making process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (wMAvO)
Posted by: The Horse at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (ReYtg)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
And he would have been president after Kamala finally succumbed to cirrhosis of the liver.
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (se8lQ)
An X account claiming to represent former MN state employees has been saying Walz was coming down with the full force of the state on anyone who attempted to whistleblow. Also that his lovely wife who loves burning buildings was probably the real brains behind the operation, because he sure wasn't.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (2ocoG)
With that kind of cheddar, you'd think Klobuchar could afford a fork.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Crusader at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: RI Red at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (QAQdw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (avHHk)
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Largely, I think the Dems were in it to fund Dem campaigns.
Funding themselves on the back of all taxpayers, that's the whole Dem schtick these days.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: NAMBLA Minnesota Chapter 102 at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (GlDYx)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (5V5IT)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
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Why do you think she wants to be governor?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (avHHk)
Anyone who marries an Obama staffer or someone like that automatically gies on the "ignore forever" list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (wMAvO)
Temu knockoff.
Posted by: Quality Learing Center at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (rJ48h
You misspelled planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (uPM8e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
I know we don’t do math here but…
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 05, 2026 12:25 PM (KDPiq)
This stuff is so ridiculous it makes me roll my eyes and give a big guffaw.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (Yl2Ob)
Scorsese directed it on a break from filming New York, New York. He was afraid his New York, New York producers would be very unhappy if he directed something else in the middle of his big production, but he just did it anyway.
Cocaine was definitely consulted in the decision making process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)
I had no idea!
What are those two movies, again?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (zjgNU)
This level of fraud would be impossible without the active connivance of government employees, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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And you will find that the lower rungs will have undoubtedly sent emails and reports to teh higher up in agencies that are ignored. The problem for the Dems is that too many of the lower level personnel are not going to be the patsy for inaction on fraud, they are going to have covered their ass because the street level bureaucrat is always the one that gets scapegoated for the sins of their superiors.
Kind of like the made man in Mafia--they do a crime for the team like a hit but also have that action to mutually hold over the higher ups ordering the guy to whack someone. Just following orders and the guy you really want is my higher up. Let me serve him up on a platter for you Mr. Fed.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
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Entire power structure. USAID showed how it works.
Not take what USAID was doing and reduce its amplitude while radically increasing its frequency, and you get the rest of the system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (avHHk)
It's adorable that you think votes count in blue states. Forget Smartmatic and Dominion, the mail-in fraud alone was probably most of the alleged 81 million votes Joetato got.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (s0JqF)
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Every single prosecution involving this fraud thus far has been federal, not state or local.
Lock up Ellison while you're at it for conspiracy ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (IPn+f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (avHHk)
They knew and did nothing because they were in on it. The Somalis didn't come up with this crap. Behind every single fraud involving taxpayers, there are three parties:
1. Bureaucrats (and often politicians, but sometimes not - it depends on scale)
2. NGOs (and usually their law firms as silent partners)
3. The party actually executing the fraud (Somali daycare fakers, in this case).
The reason they do nothing isn't ideology or wokeness, the reason they do nothing is that they are in groups 1 and 2, and are getting to, at very worst, wet their beaks. Usually, they get to soak their beaks. They get money and even more power and operate with the impunity enabled by immunity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM (avHHk)
Ham should know better - and she does. The Dems and the media would be very happy to fight this battle on the race front. The real battle should be on the NGO/Bureaucrat front - and on the voting fraud and election funds kickback fronts. There is no way that they want us to look into this nationwide.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (NpAcC)
They knew and did nothing because they were in on it. The Somalis didn't come up with this crap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:22 PM
Yep. I imagine the politicians in Minnesota, when they found out they were getting stuck with thousands of Somalis, said...
"What? WTF, we don't want these inbred, goat-fucking retards here! *sigh* Okay, well, if we're stuck with them, we're going to use them to make ourselves rich."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (krQz2)
With that kind of cheddar, you'd think Klobuchar could afford a fork.
Posted by: Archimedes
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She may have caught the presidential bug. Easier to win as a governor traditionally than a senator. You don't get blamed for the stupid shit in DC that your fellow party members do.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Mrs. Vilva Ychtksi at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (oftw2)
Because of the warmth of collectivism.
Wait, does that mean global warming is caused by Marxism?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)
I can't see how Trump can make a big difference.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (zizoB)
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)
Just watched David Byrnes concert movie Stop Making Sense.
He is a showman and in fantastic shape. I got tired just watching it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (NYInA)
Interesting for a culture that generally expects women to stay at home.
You will be prosecuted by the State of Washington for hate crimes if you notice that, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (xTIDn)
That's one daycare center for every 28 Scumalians. Seems excessive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (8zz6B)
The upside here for Walz is he has all the time he needs to perfect his interpretive jazz hands drag act.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (zizoB)
Apparently Britain and France are talking about making up the now-cancelled funds from USAID to NGOs. You know, because they're doing so well financially.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)
Just watched David Byrnes concert movie Stop Making Sense.
He is a showman and in fantastic shape. I got tired just watching it.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (KDPiq)
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I've only seen his True Stories, which I loved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)
That was what was so amazing about 2020.
They committed MASSIVE fraud in the mail-in ballots...
...and it wasn't enough. They had to make it blatantly obvious and kick out the poll watchers in 5 states and steal the election in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (zjgNU)
Wait, does that mean global warming is caused by Marxism?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (2ocoG)
Collectivism will be funded by the US, we need to toss out all globalists. And WTF was Blondi thinking by trying Maduro in NY? Bardot was a smarter blonde
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (kJmLc)
In 2021, the program paid out more than $21 million in claims. In the following years, annual costs shot up to $42 million, then $74 million, then $104 million. During the first six months of 2025, payouts totaled $61 million.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Axeman
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The scale of the fraud is indefensible so best to put new faces that lie about doing something about it.
Same reason is that Mafiosi knew that someone had to go to jail if the crime was big enough. And they would be rewarded eventually if they stayed schtum. On the other hand, you end up like Whitey Bulger if you squeal.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (WDjG6)
Apparently Britain and France are talking about making up the now-cancelled funds from USAID to NGOs. You know, because they're doing so well financially.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)
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I hope they have to sell their battleships and tanks to keep funding the importation of a new population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (abIsI)
Like OJ searching for the real killers.
Posted by: No stone left unturned, no golf course left unplayed at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM
Christian Collins @CollinsforTX
Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison on stopping violent extremism:
Less surveillance, more wire transfers to Somalia.
No one should be shocked by the massive fraud in Minnesota.
X video (2:50): https://bit.ly/4s9JBdA
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (gbOdA)
Interesting for a culture that generally expects women to stay at home.
You will be prosecuted by the State of Washington for hate crimes if you notice that, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:15 PM (xTIDn)
That's one daycare center for every 28 Scumalians. Seems excessive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (8zz6B)
So there is "free daycare" in America. So much for the Dems whining.
Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (zizoB)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (0CU3H)
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Ham is a Deep DC Establishment floppy twat that doesn't have any actual conservative instincts. Her first husband was a fucking Obama staffer, ffs. Spare me the Carville/Matalin bullshit grifting operation nonsense.
She's basically Amy Coney Barrett without the robes.
Posted by: ballistic at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (3BwY8)
I think MKH is wrong about the mind virus though. I think the political graft was too large to ignore and the pressure was too large to not participate, so everyone who wouldn't walk away was participating. That is not woke, that is a conspiracy wrapped in a corrupt political culture.
Things about money and kickbacks are changing under Trump, a lot of the graft and outright stealing that was protected under the "politics as usual" and the purpose of stealing elections to keep the politics stable is being threatened.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (rbvCR)
Apparently Britain and France are talking about making up the now-cancelled funds from USAID to NGOs. You know, because they're doing so well financially.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)
It is their goal to bankrupt their countries in honor of globalization. Move the UN to Africa.
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (gbOdA)
What the Federal government really needs to do is prosecute the state employees in Minnesota and Washington that ignored all the fraud.
This level of fraud would be impossible without the active connivance of government employees, of course.
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I promise you that there were state required "policies, procedures, and internal controls" that were ignored at multiple levels for that scale of corruption. The CPA firms that certified the books of several state agencies also need to be investigated.
Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:28 PM (kJmLc)
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Quangos should be outlawed. Other than actual purchases of goods, zero dollars should transfer from any government to any non-contractor.
Put the "NG" back into "NGO" and let them stand or fall on their own merits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (avHHk)
That's part of it, but not the whole part and probably not even the biggest part. The biggest part is that Big Democrap was actually in on the fraud. They weren't passive actors excusing the fraud. They were actively aiding, abetting, facilitating, and profitting from the fraud.
It's disappointing -- but typical -- that MKH let's Democraps off the hook for their criminal participation and conspiracy in the fraud, by claiming they were third parties who just looked away for ideological reasons. That's why we often lose these sorts of battles. We don't understand our enemy or the nature of their evil.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (vV6n9)
Posted by: night lifted
Because that's where he was indicted.
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: scruboak at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (ZOd60)
Does this mean CNN will stop claiming this is all a false conspiracy theory and the very few unconvincing denials the fraudsters have given them are actually not credible?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: redridinghood
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Chicom agent of influence he was. Thankfully he did not get VP.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (WDjG6)
But fewer know who introduced an amendment to reduce oversight on the distribution of these Covid funds.
If you guessed that it was the bro-fo, you're right.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (krQz2)
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So 3.5% of Somalis run day cares.
The interwebs say there are about 550,000 total day cares in the US for a population of 340 million. That's .16 %.
On those numbers, Somalis are running day cares at 20X the rate of the general population.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:26 PM
The SCIF @TheSCIF
Kansas AG states that 130,000 to 280,000 completed ballots for the 2020 ELECTION were shipped from Bethpage NY to Lancaster Pennsylvania.
USPS subcontractor said he thought he was helping in the 2020 Presidential Election until he asked himself, "Why would I take completed ballots from one state to another?"
"I was driving COMPLETED BALLOTS from New York to Pennsylvania. I didn’t know why, so I decided to speak up."
Completed election ballots should NEVER cross state lines, from one state to another. This happened all over the country.
X video: https://bit.ly/4q43NvT
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (mxcbL)
I think Shirley already tweeted/xeeted that he ended Tim Walz.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (/TlUl)
Put the "NG" back into "NGO" and let them stand or fall on their own merits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:32 PM (avHHk)
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"I've never heard a less conservative thing in my life."
-Jonah Goldberg, author of Liberal Fascism
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
she's not covering up for anyone. She's going as far as the current evidence allows.
Posted by: ace at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)
And who said important all the Somalis was good for nothing?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (abIsI)
What's the status of your application to be Deputy Assistant AG in Charge of Seeing that People You Think Deserve to be Raided Get Raided?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (uWKK8)
I agree. It's all organized crime under political party names.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2026 12:31 PM (zizoB)
200 daycare in Hennepin county
Dakota county new day has 3X with 1/3rd the population.
600 daycare licensed for 100 kids each.
60k in daycare?
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (gbOdA)
And complicit politicians
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (kJmLc)
Everyone has to clap and believe or Tinkerbell dies
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg
Ah, she's no Natalie Winters.
Posted by: Pundit Rating Services, Inc. at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (oftw2)
This is:
The State of Jocelyn Benson, November 3, 2020.
Detroit, Michigan: The arrival of 30,000 to 40,000 “Bidens” at the TCF Center at 4 a.m. after the Nov. 3, 2020 election deadline.
Another poll challenger under oath:
“As soon as I began writing down the names, I was severely obstructed by five different thugs.”
“Does anyone believe that 30,000 or 40,000 new voters were actually signed up legally in two days?”
2020 was not an election; it was a treasonous conspiracy—successfully overthrowing the U.S. government.
X video (2:04): https://bit.ly/4q4JGOa
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (P5BPp)
Anyone who marries an Obama staffer or someone like that automatically gies on the "ignore forever" list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (BI5O2)
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I'm pretty sure I met her late husband at the store where I worked. He and two of his buddies were holed up in a nearby gated community drafting a document and decided to take a break. They bought every flavor of Cheez its and other cheeze cracker for a flavor contest. Nice guys. Asked me if the penny should be discontinued - hoo boy. Wrong guy to ask
Posted by: mrp at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The Aborigines almost hunted them into extinction.
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske)
"MyGovernor 2026!"
/Presumably he has no chance ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (IPn+f)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (pkeXY)
Beaten to death at the old age of 89 with a padlock in a sock? Damn.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 05, 2026 12:13 PM (mxcbL)
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Has Scott Johnson at Powerline stopped weeping over this yet? He feels that was HIS story; Shirley stole it.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (s0JqF)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 05, 2026 12:33 PM
I wish that was an actual position.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (jc0TO)
It's nice to know that the civil service is in such good shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (GBKbO)
See guys he's just so eager to arrest the Somali criminals bankrolling him that he couldn't devote himself fully to campaigning.
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The OJ Simpson play.
Bold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (avHHk)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 12:36 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: Pundit Rating Services, Inc.
Damn, that chick has it going on.
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 12:36 PM (77rzZ)
It's nice to know that the civil service is in such good shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (GBKbO)
Are you being sarcastic, bro? Haha
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (EyfuW)
I read that there was one case (I forget Minnesota or Washington), where two Somali women each had four kids, established two "daycares", and claimed to be caring for each other's kids, and received hundreds of thousands of dollars from the state.
In reality, of course, they were undoubtedly caring for their own kids, and only switched the kids when they heard that the State inspector would be coming by.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (xTIDn)
It's nice to know that the civil service is in such good shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (GBKbO)
Are you being sarcastic, bro? Haha
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (xT8gx)
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I don't joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
"MyGovernor 2026!"
/Presumably he has no chance ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (IPn+f)
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A Sliwa of a chance....
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (krQz2)
Yes, the relentless pushing. That’s of note, not so much the conspiring of the Democrats and crooks to steal money or the absence of the MFM to relentlessly push which is what the nation’s watchdog is supposed to do to defend the Republic from corruption and abuse.
I guess it’s the pouncing story next.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (jU8BU)
I can only take so much on a monday. That's two I have never seen.
First sounds like some yiddish, second from the Greek meaning: of mucus, I guess.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (XLfSN)
Her Senate seat isn't up for election, and she doesn't have to resign to run for Governor. If she loses, she just continues on as Senator, no worries.
And if she wins, she gets to appoint her own replacement in the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (uWKK8)
It's nice to know that the civil service is in such good shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (GBKbO)
Are you being sarcastic, bro? Haha
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (xT8gx)
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I don't joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
I don’t get it…. :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM
As if the Karen from the state could tell the difference.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (s0JqF)
Poor retarded Reddit people
Posted by: melodicmetal at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (XLfSN)
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"We won the off-year VA governor's election because we hate Jews just like all the young hip people!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM
"It's amazing what you can accomplish if you don't care who gets the credit".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (P5BPp)
I don’t get it…. :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:38 PM (xT8gx)
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hey
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2026 12:27 PM (NpAcC)
There are indications also that he is completely compromised and was turned by the Chinese.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)
Also in Somalian
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (jGJov)
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Every major blue city shithole has been Democrat run for 50+ years. Not holding my breath.
Posted by: Really?? at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (s0JqF)
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Chest-feeding manliness.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (krQz2)
http://tiny.cc/tc8x001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (avHHk)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (HTCU3)
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And OJ was gonna find the real killers
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Just reporting at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (+8niW)
Posted by: Police at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: sven at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Ian S.
Oh, I know someone who had his CPA license pulled. It was a result of his having committed embezzlement, and cheating the IRS. That must be quite the CPA firm that was picked to conduct the audit. Gee, I wonder why people have become so cynical about government entities.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (Ow52c)
Curtis Sliwais actually a very smart man ( although very self aggrandizing) I've been listening to him on the radio while another DJ is out and he cares about the city and has good ideas. He just stands no chance in NYC
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (ix8EF)
Johnson still believes in genteel, principled, political debate, which accomplishes nothing in the current political climate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Really?? at January 05, 2026 12:39 PM (pFkal)
I’m old enough to remember Jane Byrne and Harold Washington in Chicago…. Things have only gotten worse… which at the time I’d have thought was unimaginable
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (xT8gx)
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Go on…
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 05, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)
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Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: ballistic at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (3BwY8)
Yes, the Somalis are on the hook for claiming multiple daycares all run out of one industrial building. Yes, they falsely claim kids are being cared for. But I'm especially interested in how a daycare claiming 20 kids are under their care is getting HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS PER YEAR. Who in government decided that DAYCARE costs more per student than high end private schools?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: red speck at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (Ve/HL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:34 PM
There's better candidates than Mike Pillow. I doubt he gets the nomination. A rep can win the governorship. we're split pretty much 50/50 in the state senate. Klobuchunk or Fork Salad Amy as I call her has name recognition. The dims will line up for her. the GOTV is yuge. The BIGGEST issue, you guessed it. Voter Fraud. Our SOS is refusing to hand over the voter rolls to the feds. This NEEDS to happen ASAP.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (4p0Xq)
With Klobuchar as governor, eating salad with a comb will become a Minnesota thing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (ScJGb)
I will always love this meme, accompanied with pictures:
2016: A NEW HOPE
2020: THE EMPRIRE STRIKES BACK
2024: THE RETURN OF THE JEDI
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (HTCU3)
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I suspect her aim is always going to be a desire to run for president. Yeah, she's 65, but she'll only be 68 in 2028.
Trump proved that the whole age concern is a farce.
Former senator and current governor is probably a better spot to run than current senator in 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: What a manly man of manliness at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
And he would have been president after Kamala finally succumbed to cirrhosis of the liver.
Posted by: zombie at January 05, 2026 12:24 PM (se8lQ)
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No. Kamala believes semen is a counter-cirrhosis drug.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (s0JqF)
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Go on…
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 12:41 PM (pFkal)
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"The VA race is proof of the power of Tucker and Fuentes! We must listen to them!"
*neither Tucker nor Fuentes talked about the race at all leading up to it*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)
Tesla, Inc.
NASDAQ:TSLA
455.48 USD
+4.23 (+0.94%)
DisclaimerMonday, 10:56 AM GMT-5
Tim Walz is gone, Tesla is fine
Posted by: sven at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2026 12:35 PM (pkeXY)
__________
Both Walz and Franken were pushed out not by the GOP, but by their own party. The Democrap poo-bahs realized both of these losers were more toxic and trouble than they're worth, so they threw them under the bus.
Franken later bitched and whined and complained about that.
It's also odd that, in both their cases, a lifetime of incompetence, fraud, corruption, and overall gay fagness was not enough to get them gone. In both cases, it was a single event -- indeed, a single image -- that signed their death warrants.
In Franken's case, it was that pic of him grabbing the boobs of a sleeping woman. In Walz' case, it was the image of the "learing center" and the ghastly fomorians running it.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM (ScJGb)
Klobuchar is being investigated for smurfing campaign donations.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)
Not as an E3 or something like that. Fuck no. He was slated for a lateral promotion to Command Sergeant Major, the highest enlisted ranking member.
It used to be that was an extinction level event for anybody running for public office. Democrats are scraping the bottom of the barrel. Fucking Minnesota.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2026 12:45 PM (Sx7X9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 12:45 PM (IG3/x)
beware timmmy, "accidents" do happen.
Posted by: 5 miles to nowhere at January 05, 2026 12:45 PM (G+z4C)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)
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Then keep him away from the children.
Posted by: ballistic at January 05, 2026 12:45 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (ScJGb)
http://tiny.cc/tc8x001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (avHHk)
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Typical photoshop filtered fakery, but ... TBWB.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)
Well, it's an effective and simple way to funnel them tax dollars to buy their votes, which is the reason they brought them to this country in the first place.
But that explanation is racist so it's uhh because they have lots of kids and they need our help or something.
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (0Htd1)
I think he's a closet screamer too. I imagine he's very angry behind closed doors today.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (X42T3)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (wBaIH)
While happy to agree with you, before we win each other's watches too tight is it not a testament to the power of the DFL in NEw Somalia that such shit floated to the top of the bowl?
Posted by: sven at January 05, 2026 12:46 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (ix8EF)
Don Keith
@RealDonKeith
“Maduro was wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.”🤣
[video]
https://is.gd/r6IlGr
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (jIjzD)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Li8uu)
*neither Tucker nor Fuentes talked about the race at all leading up to it*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)
Daisy Fuentes > Nick Fuentes
Posted by: Back when MTV didn't suck at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (TbWk/)
Besides being hawt, I think MKH is really smart and I usually agree with her. In this instance however, I think that this was not a case of woke mind virus, but that they were all in on it. Every effing one of them. And no one was going to kill the golden goose.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (Li8uu)
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This is why I support the Nancy Mace for governor candidacy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
Eew. Walz in drag would be one ugly gal.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:48 PM (0Htd1)
Soooo, The high point of Walz political career was being-
the JV back-up to an alcoholic, blowjob specialist.
Good work.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2026 12:48 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 12:49 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 05, 2026 12:42 PM
Fork Salad Amy>Poke Salad Annie.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 05, 2026 12:49 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Take One For The Team at January 05, 2026 12:49 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: LASue
He's too heavy for mincing. Mincing is for young, svelte gays.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (0Htd1)
I saw that earlier. It was quite funny. BTW, clever nic you have as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (TMF5Z)
So the DNC, represented by Klobuchar, caused him to know pressure from forces beyond his control.
Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Tim Walz's physically-abused special needs son at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: LASue
He's too heavy for mincing. Mincing is for young, svelte gays.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM
Swishing is low effort.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (jc0TO)
I am not making this up
https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/
2008040313240289705
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Archimedes
Any chance we can get those dummies to fund our welfare system?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (xaNfJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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The firm was picked at random, totally random; just like judges.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM
Again, low effort.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (HTCU3)
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I think this is more about setting her up for presidential candidate. She was on the short-ish list for that once. She probably (correctly) sees the Democrap field in 2028 as being a shit-throwing vomitous clusterfuck inside Satan's asshole. It's wide open. She probably has at least a shot at VP.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 92 year old Clinton judge with SUPER seniority at January 05, 2026 12:52 PM (gKsV+)
I agree this is the reason. I guess I'm asking if anyone has even tried to spin a "reasonable" explanation for the ridiculously high funds.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2026 12:52 PM (Yp6az)
it's a run down junk store in a strip mall. Seriously, I do not think this is a joke. He says the address matches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:52 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 05, 2026 12:52 PM (IifOV)
For me the funniest part of that was "they attached Chris Christie to a wrecking ball and made a big beautiful hole in the bunker".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)
Big Tish said you can't charge her for mortgage fraud because they ALL do it.
I suspect you are on to something here. And this is why in the Bush years, and for the most part the first Trump term there were no busts like this - it was bipartisan looting.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2026 12:53 PM (QPCEj)
So the DNC, represented by Klobuchar, caused him to know pressure from forces beyond his control.
Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (5rh/l)
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In a midterm turnout for the state, I'm not sure replacing Walz with anyone else on a story that will continue for at least the next year (the MN USA who started this news cycle made it clear there are a lot more indictments coming) will be enough to overcome slightly diminished Democrat turnout and slightly increased Republican turnout...especially if Harmeet Dhillon decides to send some DOJ attorneys into Minneapolis to monitor things.
We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:53 PM (GBKbO)
this is a sad day, but I respect any politician who knows they either don’t have the fight to continue or fear they will truly lose stepping aside unlike a certain former president
I feel for him. I get it, but this is how authoritarians win. Fraud has always existed. Hell, PPP had a shit ton of fraud yet nobody is blaming Trump for that.
Principles don't win elections. Being a fighter wins elections. unfortunately, Democrats have principles. That's what happened with Al Franken as well. Looking back now at that moment when he stepped down, it was as a pretty big turning point for perceived Dem weakness.
I believe a lot of it may come from the attacks on his children during the Presidential race. He wants protect them. He gives a damn about those around him that can get hurt. It part of his character that has helped him be a good Governor.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 05, 2026 12:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)
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She will be one of the first also rans, but she'll definitely try.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (XV/Pl)
Wesley Hunt
@WesleyHuntTX
The fact that Tim Walz’s political future was ended without the help of the legacy media is a testament to the strength of free speech platforms like X.
Investigative journalism no longer lives exclusively in newsrooms, it lives on social media, where the truth can’t be buried by the Praetorian Guard media, which seeks to kill any story that may be harmful to democrats.
We watched them gaslight and gate-keep for years under the Biden and Obama presidencies, but it’s NOT going to work anymore.
https://tinyurl.com/44k9hasd
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Marlon Brando Look-Alike at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q0e+)
Because you're a nice guy and don't want to be? Either that or they have fewer Somalis in whichever state you live in?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 05, 2026 12:40 PM (HTCU3)
No! As I said above, she can run WITHOUT giving up her Senate seat. If she loses, she just goes on being Senator. If she wins, she gets to appoint her own replacement in the Senate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Delurker at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (WfVaK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Any org and exec that receives a dime should be banned from donating to any campaign for 10 years. That's my generous proposition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (mlg/3)
It wasn't just the Twin Cites -- it's Columbus OH, Kansas City, Fargo, Omaha, Des Moines, and plenty of smaller cities in between. The fraud is everywhere. Multiple governors should be done in politics, not just this clown.
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepi
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I wonder why they consider this story to be bullshit.
Walz himself has regularly admitted that the fraud is really bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)
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Which is sharply ironic since NY's first case against Trump was him misrepresenting the value of his property.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (TMF5Z)
Because you hang out with people like us
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM (dP47V)
2008040313240289705
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (ZxPkt)
His sell date was a while ago. His kid works for JD, I have a problem with that
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (TMF5Z)
Because you hang out with people like us
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 12:55 PM
Us losers.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
Eew. Walz in drag would be one ugly gal.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 05, 2026 12:48 PM (0Htd1)
Every time Walz dresses like a man he's in drag.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (YwEeS)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Rod Blagojevich! at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (V87Oy)
And who said important all the Somalis was good for nothing?!?
Posted by: 18-1
Hold on to your hat! You ain't see nuthin' yet.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 05, 2026 12:57 PM (qr9oS)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 05, 2026 12:57 PM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 05, 2026 12:56 PM (V87Oy)
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Giving any attention to any matter happening outside of America's borders is a betrayal of America First.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:57 PM (GBKbO)
Franken should not have had to step down. That was one of the worst excesses of the Me-Too witch hunt hysteria. He got screwed.
But, he stole that seat to begin with, so fuck him sideways with a pineapple.
Posted by: Delurker at January 05, 2026 12:57 PM (WfVaK)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (xT8gx)
Well, so did John Wayne Gacy, very similar kinds of clowns come to think of it.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (Da7Vv)
>>Which is sharply ironic since NY's first case against Trump was him misrepresenting the value of his property.
Trump did not misrepresent the value of his property, you can say your property is worth a quadzillion dollars, you have committed no crime.
Someone should ask LeTit what she thinks the value of her out of state properties are.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2026 12:54 PM (mlg/3)
++++
Hard disagree.
No dimes, no problem.
Ban kickbacks and watch them take a different form.
Just end all government funding of all so-called NGOs. If money is leaving the government, it's going to directly to goods (purchases) and services (contractors). Plenty of room for fraud there, too, and the bureaucrats can moderate their appetites to operate within that framework or can go to prison.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (avHHk)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)
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He can only do this because of Biden's consequential presidency which fixed global warming with the Inflation Reduction Act.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 12:59 PM (Li8uu)
Posted by: Yossarian at January 05, 2026 12:59 PM (rHpoW)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2026 12:59 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
I crunched the data. Again.
I made a map. Again.
The picture is now even CLEANER.
States without voter ID requirements are 16x more likely to offer welfare benefits to illegal immigrants than states requiring ID (67% vs 4%, p
Dems are importing and paying illegals for votes.
Details https://tinyurl.com/m4y2crw7
--
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Yes, at massive scale!
It is the biggest vote-buying fraud scheme in the history of America.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (EyfuW)
Well, so did John Wayne Gacy, very similar kinds of clowns come to think of it.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (Da7Vv)
It would be terrifying to see him standing on the shoulder of a deserted road on a dark night.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (8CIFn)
Governor Jesse Ventura
He did good work in Predator
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 01:01 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: Yossarian
Just keep him from putting us in his mouth. We don't know what else has been in there.
-- Lightbulbs everywhere
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yossarian at January 05, 2026 12:59 PM (rHpoW)
That's unfair to Uncle Fester, who probably only fucked children after they were already dead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2026 01:01 PM (QPCEj)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Oh no!! Senator Walz!!!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 01:01 PM (Li8uu)
*****
Democrats have principles?
They are obviously too stupid to see the hypocrisy in that statement.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (NpAcC)
Sanders won with 25%.
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 01:01 PM (pFkal)
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And then Biden won SC by 30 points, and that was pretty much that.
NH is a joke of a state in primaries now. It's also not actually part of the primary until very late in the calendar, the DNC is punishing the state for some reason I can't remember which.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
In fact the Filthy Lutherans opened for the Angry Somalis at Hennipen Auditorium in 2010.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Ripley
......
Unpossible.
Posted by: wth at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Sadly she probably will...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (VE6XX)
Rumor has it that Khamehe-i-e-i-o (whatever) is prepared to bug out to Moscow at a moment's notice.
Trump appeared with Miss Lindsey and a "Make Iran Great Again" hat.
Iranian officials are blaming the Joooooooos for the unrest (there's a shocker, eh?)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2026 01:02 PM (/sySz)
Governor Jesse Ventura
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (y9nCu)
Ummm...
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (dP47V)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Without looking it up, this is what Luther Strange did in AL.
And he completely fucked it up so bad that the GOP lost the next general election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (YwEeS)
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Walz ordered a hit (allegedly) on Klobuchar and it failed. Now Klobuchar is out for revenge. Don't mess with someone willing to use a eating utensils as hair care.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (YwEeS)
Agreed and it's long overdue....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (VE6XX)
They are obviously too stupid to see the hypocrisy in that statement.
The DUmmie is apparently crowing about Franken being forced out for making that squeezy-squeezy hand gesture in front of a sleeping female military member.
Them's small taters.
Not a word about the rampant big-time fraudsters like Pelosi.
Posted by: Delurker at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (WfVaK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (Ow52c)
They would blame them regardless but there is no way Mossad is not involved...
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2026 12:37 PM
As if the Karen from the state could tell the difference.
Posted by: toby928(c)
"Now, wait..... are you Mohammed, or is that Mohammed over there? I better ask Mohammed....."
Posted by: Karen from the state at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (69KOR)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (YwEeS)
Ah, yes. The late, great P. J. O'Rourke's unpublished sequel to Parliament of Whores.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (IG3/x)
The scope of the scams and fraud is obscene.
So's the amount of money stolen from the public.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (Li8uu)
Hey, Food. Hate to tell you this, but you were dethroned as the most obtuse poster on the Morning Rant thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)
But who can forget the tender, loving caress of those "jazz" hands, as you call them...
Posted by: Twin Cities Stud Farm and Inn at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (+BAeV)
Posted by: victory for incest Americans at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (FbC2C)
That's some funny shit, right there.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (MZ+PY)
LinusVanPelt, remember the photo of Byrne & her daughter, dressed as bimbos to promote a movie, that showed up in the newspapers?
Posted by: Nazdar at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (NcvvS)
Klobuger looks like she stinks bad, I mean, real bad.
Did this all start with the Communist Paul Wellstone and how much he cared for poor people?
Anytime these scumbags talk about the poor, you can be 100% certain they are finding out how to scam.
A certain brother of a certain large female governor has two young black girls living with him.
I think I know why. It's obvious that it's just another scam. He's probably getting millions.
Demorats are shameless.
Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Tucker at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: $20 at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (VfvAo)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (NpAcC)
Tim Walz' defense is so saccharine sweet I think it gave me both diabeetus and cancer just reading it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)
I demand a recount!!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (dP47V)
They would blame them regardless but there is no way Mossad is not involved...
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (YwEeS)
China put out this graphic of the Statue of Liberty stomping on International Law, and it was supposed to be critical but it made the US look totally awesome.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
I use a spatula.
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Unseemly, All Around at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (oftw2)
Two words that prove that Minnesota is a state full of retards:
Governor Jesse Ventura
He did good work in Predator
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (YwEeS)
Which probably had more to do with Shane Black doing some uncredited script doctoring, giving him some great lines.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Scott1M at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (snrH4)
Posted by: pawn at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 0
To order a shipping container of Hispanic illegals, call Catholic Charities.
To order a shipping container of Somalian illegals, call Lutheran Charities
Posted by: Catholics and Protestants working together at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (FbC2C)
you have to wonder just what it would take. Is it even possible at this point?
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
Since the same people were blaming us for 9/11,
There's nothing you could say that would bring them back from the Far Shores of Insanity.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2026 01:08 PM (iJfKG)
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How do they have the time? I mean between killing Charlie Kirk and creating the Somali fraud “fake story”. These guys never sleep.
Posted by: Really?? at January 05, 2026 01:08 PM (pFkal)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM
Again, low effort.
Posted by: toby928(c)
Ain't much lower effort than opening a somali daycare.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2026 01:08 PM (c115l)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2026 01:09 PM (CYnR1)
Maybe spill his guts about Moscow and Slant Lords objectives.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 05, 2026 01:09 PM (EyfuW)
According to what I have read that was exactly why they hired Shane Black as an actor but he only wrote the jokes his character tells.
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:10 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (GUOwU)
Not possible. You can't separate anti american commie filth from a dem. Its their DNA.
Example- Put Sofia Vergara in front of mayor pete and you'll get "nah bro, I rather have hairy man ass". Same shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 05, 2026 01:10 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Unseemly, All Around
Leave Weasel out of this!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 05, 2026 01:10 PM (Li8uu)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2026 01:10 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Really??
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Their space lasers warp time and space so that they can be in two places at the same time along with controlling the weather.
Ask MTG about them. She is an expert.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 01:11 PM (WDjG6)
Can't back that idea, so how about "no federal funds" for "refugees "?
Posted by: man at January 05, 2026 01:11 PM (XuXeR)
Two words that prove that Minnesota is a state full of retards:
Governor Jesse Ventura
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:00 PM (y9nCu)
Ummm...
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 01:03 PM (dP47V)
Did you just violate blog rules by bringing math into the discussion? Shame.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:11 PM (y9nCu)
"@DC_Draino
Tim Walz was almost Vice President of the United States.
Now he’s dropping out of the Governor’s race in Minnesota in disgrace.
All because a 23-year-old kid with a camera and a thirst for justice exposed billions of his fraud.
May @nickshirleyy’s work create 1,000 more Nick Shirleys."
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2026 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2026 01:11 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at January 05, 2026 01:12 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at January 05, 2026 01:12 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 05, 2026 01:12 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Weasel
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Teach a Somali to shoot might be been funded by large government grants in Minnesota if you paid off the right pols.
Now, probably not.
Posted by: whig at January 05, 2026 01:12 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (Ow52c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (PFs9e)
Posted by: Weasel
Well, you need to have a clutch of AWFLs who are willing to surround your wilding idiocy like Rolling Stone groupies to start.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (mlg/3)
Out: I want to become a journalist to Change the World(TM)
In: I want to become a journalist the Status Quo pays really well.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (Dv3i1)
They would blame them regardless but there is no way Mossad is not involved...
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 01:04 PM (YwEeS)
______________________________
This is, actually, partially true. The Israeli attacks on Iran gutted Iranian intelligence, depleted the IRG, and, most importantly, escalated the depletion of Iranian infrastructure. To say nothing of creating an atmosphere of high officials no longer trusting each other.
Most of the current unrest stems from decaying infrastructure (water, electricity, structures etc). Israel pushed that decisively forward.
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (dIske)
There are a whole bunch of different churches and church organizations that call themselves "Lutheran", ranging from pretty conservative all the way to communist.
I think their only common sacrament is the potluck dinner.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (IG3/x)
New Yorkers are shocked after footage goes viral of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's Tenant Director stating that white people will be HEAVILY impacted after they transition property "as an individual good to a collective good" [CBD]
Ha ha ha!!!
Behold the Power of Gullibility!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 05, 2026 01:14 PM (zbb0S)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2026 12:47 PM (2WIwB)
Speaking of corrupt politicians, I recently heard from a fairly reliable source that the the upper political reaches in Oregon are getting "quite cranky" for some reason
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at January 05, 2026 01:15 PM (JCZqz)
No, it's the other white people that will be punished, not me !
Posted by: NOT Gullible in Manhattan at January 05, 2026 01:15 PM (Dv3i1)
To order a shipping container of Somalian illegals, call Lutheran Charities
Posted by: Catholics and Protestants working together at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (FbC2C)
What if I want a shipping container of big booty Latinas?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)
I think their only common sacrament is the potluck dinner.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2026 01:13 PM (IG3/x)
Communion is given in the form of Carrot Jello.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 05, 2026 01:16 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2026 12:50 PM (TMF5Z)
Everyone in a society has their role to perform, and their obligations to fulfill. And yours is, of course . . . . Not the beneficiary.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Al Franken at January 05, 2026 01:17 PM (wVcYX)
To order a shipping container of Somalian illegals, call Lutheran Charities
Posted by: Catholics and Protestants working together at January 05, 2026 01:07 PM (FbC2C)
What if I want a shipping container of big booty Latinas?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 05, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)
_____________________________
I use Temu. It's risky. Last week we got a crate of severed limbs with an instruction manual written in Mandarin.
Posted by: Orson at January 05, 2026 01:19 PM (dIske)
Yes, global warming is man-made (made up by men), and the men who make it up are, by and large, Marxists, so yes, global warming is caused by Marxism.
Related: why isn’t the PRC concerned about global warming? Because China already has a communist government.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 05, 2026 01:19 PM (0Mn7M)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 05, 2026 01:20 PM (0Mn7M)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 05, 2026 01:19 PM (0Mn7M)
Old fashioned watermelon politics
Posted by: night lifted at January 05, 2026 01:21 PM (kJmLc)
I am not making this up
https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/
2008040313240289705
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2026 12:51 PM (ZxPkt)
do you mean like "the way USAID funded NGOs under Soros were pushing this crap on every f___ country" or do you mean Trump and Rubio specifically?
Because one of those claims is asinine and the other is most likely true.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: naturalfake at Januar
Please don't bring up that campaign in my presence.
-- Zombie Winston Churchill
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
" jihadist antifa AG Keith Ellison was caught on tape promising Somali fraudsters that he would protect them from investigation and resist any efforts to tighten the laws to prevent fraud."-Ace
https://tinyurl.com/284v8pbk
Posted by: pawn at January 05, 2026 01:24 PM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: steevy at January 05, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)
The ones who aren't coping and seething are planning to outwait Trump and plan to "guide" JD Vance, or at worst "promote" Pence and plan for Hakeem Jeffries administration.
Posted by: Kindltot - Ea-Nasir, Say His Name at January 05, 2026 01:25 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at January 05, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)
I demand a recount!!
Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2026 01:06 PM
Turn those comments back on!!
Posted by: Mortimer Duke at January 05, 2026 01:36 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2026 01:39 PM (BI5O2)
And that's the generous interpretation. The other one is that they were being paid off by Somali Pirates."
As the Instapundit likes to say, "embrace the healing power of 'and'".
The true revolutionaries want to bring the country down and are Cloward-Pivening on a massive scale to move things along. The loot that sticks to their hands is a nice bonus.
The fellow traveling grifters don't care that their looting helps immanentize the first phase (the Jihadi-Red hudna/enemy-of-my enemy nonaggression pact) of the eschaton. Beyond that would lie Islam's bloody borders, but in the meantime the grifters grab what they can.
Posted by: Peter B at January 05, 2026 02:08 PM (VTbl0)
If he looks in the mirror, and heaven knows no one else wants to look at him, he should find his first lead on finding fraud.
I want anyone accepting kickbacks to be tried, convicted, jailed and to pay back the money stolen from Americans.
This after every Somolian kicked out of our country on a leaking, rusting tug boat. Same rules for life preservers as the Titanic. GET OUT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 05, 2026 03:03 PM (WONhk)
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