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Trump Speaking Now: "This Is Big Stuff"
The screechy communist whore vice president shrieked on TV after Maduro's capture.
Venezuela's socialist regime appeared rattled and scrambling Saturday after its own vice president publicly admitted she does not know where dictator Nicolás Maduro is, hours after President Trump announced that Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, had been captured and flown out of the country following U.S. military action. Speaking by phone with state-run broadcaster VTV, Vice President Delcy Rodríguez said the regime had lost contact with both Maduro and Flores and demanded that Washington provide what she called "proof of life," an extraordinary on-air concession from a government that has long projected absolute control. "In light of this brutal situation and this brutal attack, we do not know the whereabouts of President Nicolás Maduro and First Lady Cilia Flores," Rodríguez said during the broadcast, accusing the United States of having "violated, attacked, and assaulted" Venezuela. She repeatedly pressed the Trump administration to account for Maduro and Flores, framing the operation as an act of aggression rather than addressing the disappearance itself. Rodríguez went on to claim Maduro had warned Venezuelans such an operation could happen, blaming what she described as American "energy greed" for the strike.Audio at the link. Does she sound scared? Well, Bulg says she's so scared that four sources say she's already fled to Tucker Carlson's other favorite "conservative" country, Russia.
Reuters is reporting that the Venezuelan VP is in Russia, according to four sources. Posted by: BulgPress conference link below:
Let’s revisit Ben’s response to Tucker’s praise for Maduro: https://t.co/1G0Z7Pc69F
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) January 3, 2026
The 10 Best Things About Trump’s Venezuela Victory:
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) January 3, 2026
10. America’s enemies are terrified
9. Democrats went from siding with Somali fraudsters early in the week to communist narco terrorists who ignored democracy by the weekend
8. Libertarians are upset
7. Unleashing…
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (u3SRj)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (vFG9F)
FAFO indeed.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (c115l)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (RuTUS)
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Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (WHfpM)
THANK YOU!
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Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Preznit Papa Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (dKrJA)
We'll have to see how this works out but imagine if Trump resolves the VZ issue like this.
No American losses. Few if any VZ losses. And the bad guy gets a trial instead of a bullet in the head so the left can't even complain about it
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (sKqQm)
309 Schlichter: The 10 Best Things About Trump’s Venezuela Victory:
https://is.gd/h4qlmU
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)
The usual parade of leftards claiming this is an unprovoked act of war by badorangemandictator. But somewhat surprisingly, more from the opposite side on what a giant POS Maduro is.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (YwEeS)
Got to keep the momentum going!
Great coverage today, Ace, of this amazing event (Maduro's ouster). Mrs. Paco, who is from Chile, says that the streets in Santiago are filled with cheering Venezuelan refugees.
Posted by: Paco at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (2L+MU)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (zNwXb)
Morning brain, no coffee, brain big dumb dumb. Need coffee but brain no smart. Need smart brain. Smart brain get coffee. I wish me smart brain.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (3uBP9)
Where have you gone, General Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo hoo hoo.... I mean, we had the man on the helicopter; it's not hard to open the door and give a little push.
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (cFv0u)
Where does this leave all the Cuban intelligence operatives and thugs in Venezuela?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (eZwyX)
https://shorturl.at/MZpIn
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (ReBai)
It doesn't work.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (NyGYe)
He's just as illegal installed as Maduro...
But, Trump isn't THAT guy to roll up American pols installed by foreigners brought here as part of the great replacement...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (sKqQm)
Where does this leave all the Cuban intelligence operatives and thugs in Venezuela?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (jc0TO)
As others have mentioned, I pretty sure he's going to be returning in chains to be tried by his people.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM
and in my dreams.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (jc0TO)
In response, Russia called for a full meeting of the United Nations Security Council.
“This morning, the United States carried out a 'special military operation' against Venezuela. This causes deep concern and condemnation,” Russia said in a statement from its Foreign Ministry.
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2026 11:04 AM (GITLP)
309 Schlichter: The 10 Best Things About Trump’s Venezuela Victory:
https://is.gd/h4qlmU
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:00 AM (Riz8t)
#1: 1. It was the Army and Delta Force instead of the Navy and the SEALs
Loser of the Army/Navy game gets to go play in VZ?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 11:04 AM (7v6oI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2026 11:04 AM (eZwyX)
I'm kind of a big deal now.
Wow. Just wow. Literally hours after Maduro is captured, you decide now is a good time to strut your stuff? Delta is still available, you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (ReBai)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (vbXSk)
Hello Fellow Patriot!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (ULPxl)
Best, and most important, thing about that guy.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (eZwyX)
Posted by: fd
You can't get any closer.
Posted by: rickb223"
That was too easy. The Blade got nothing on me.
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (vFG9F)
In response, Russia called for a full meeting of the United Nations Security Council.
“This morning, the United States carried out a 'special military operation' against Venezuela. This causes deep concern and condemnation,” Russia said in a statement from its Foreign Ministry.
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2026 11:04 AM (GITLP)
Andrei! You've lost another South American dictatorship?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (zNwXb)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (ReBai)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (hhkIi)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (cYBz/)
I'm kind of a big deal now.
Posted by: Bulg
I'm here every day to keep you in line.
Posted by: Der Volkischer Beobachter at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Hellooooo, McFly! at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (RIvkX)
I'm sure the SMO nomenclature is just coincidental. You know what the difference between our precision strike and yours is, Vlad? Ours worked, you borscht-swilling midget.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (4b7CV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:08 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 11:08 AM (qFwJc)
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Well, IDK about Grenada's mineral/oil wealth. I understand their GDP consists of sketchily qualified Dr.s.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robim at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (lPeS+)
I'm sure a treasure bath will make her feel all better. ;-)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (XjTSo)
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I'm not getting the joke.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (1wjle)
That's Right Side Broadcasting Network.
The White House youtube link is good, too.
There are others.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM
The link in this statement from ace in the post goes to a dancing skull with red laser eyes and moving swords.
"My mood, thanks to Michael the Texan."
Even better than a flaming skull, in my opinion.
X link from previous post: https://bit.ly/4soIN4L
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Judge Boasberg at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bulg "
Right. Now go unload the dishwasher and fold the towels like I asked you three hours ago.
-- Bulg's Mother
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (cYBz/)
Where do I collect my winnings?
Posted by: San Franpsycho "
Predicting the end of a year is not that remarkable.
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (vFG9F)
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I'm not getting the joke.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (JkO4W)
IT WILL BE FUNNY IF HELICOPTERS ARE INVOLVED.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Reports are only injuries.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (3Ope8)
Where do I collect my winnings?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (RIvkX)
Actually, I predicted this the day before New Year's Eve, and I have very detailed records of it that were unfortunately taken during a robbery last night where they just took my database of extremely accurate predictions.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (vFG9F)
*tries to think of pithy comeback*
*fails*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:12 AM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (RuTUS)
What a tedious one-note troll you are...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (n9ltV)
Cracks me up that Maduro is being indicted in NYC, where Mamdani was just inaugurated.
The latter's declaration when elected: "We will prove that there is no problem too large for government to solve, and no concern too small for it to care about."
This might be a good test case.
Posted by: KT at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (7vIsy)
Hopefully Maduro in clown shoes and a clown nose. Flaming boner optional.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Karina Jean-Pierre at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Kill Them All at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (R/m4+)
There is a lot more money to steal in America so we are getting the smarter commies.
No I guess that isn't a high bar
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Because they're using OUR tax dollars.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (c115l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (zNwXb)
Sorry I'm late. Melania wanted to sleep in.
Posted by: PDT at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (JkO4W)
Dark Humor is just like Food under Communism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (YwEeS)
Gotta keep your head on a swivel these days.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (viF8m)
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"You gave a communist a free helicopter ride? What do you mean he landed?"
Picture of Pinochet
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew8)
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Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:15 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: javems at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (E7bcI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (zNwXb)
To his credit, America has never been known to be very militarily active during Christmas times.
Posted by: banana Dream - yes it's sarcasm at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (zNwXb)
Oh, those Silent Professionals in the silly green hats. Spend the last 18 months relentlessly bribing, cajoling, and short-dicking every putz with a gun in the greater Caracas area to be conveniently unable to respond when a bunch of dudes roll up on their president.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:15 AM (g8Ew
It's a lot at once!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:17 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:17 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Paco at January 03, 2026 11:17 AM (2L+MU)
Not quite like the Christmas Eve attack in the Revolutionary War, but close enough.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:17 AM (vbXSk)
************
And THIS time I'm keeping it off!
(cue Wegovy chubby marching zombies.)
Posted by: muldoon at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (3Ope
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Trump understands that making examples means less work down the road. Ideally people switch sides voluntarily. Black-bagging Maduro shows that we mean business which keeps negotiations more realistic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: banana Dream - yes it's sarcasm at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (3uBP9)
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True dat.
*smirks*
Posted by: Zombie Gen. Washington at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (JkO4W)
Pres. Petro (Colombia) Pres Boric (Chile) Lula (Brazil) Pres Sheinbaum (Mexico) are "deeply troubled"
Pres Diaz-Canel (Cuba) calls it criminal
Naboa (Ecuador) is doing cookies on his X feed.
Pres Milei (Argentina) says "La libertad avanza, ¡viva la libertad, carajo!" Which is pretty much his point of view.
Pres Elect. of Chile José Antonio Kast Rist is all for it too.
Pres Peña (Paraguay) is all in on amical solutions to international conflicts however Venezuela is a terrorist state.
Venezuela is dangerous, and a serious regional threat,
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (rbvCR)
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Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: man at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (ZOv7s)
"Dea--- uhh.... mild... inconvenience... to Israel?"
Posted by: Hamas at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (1wjle)
phrasing!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Our special ops guys are extremely well trained.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (XeU6L)
unable or maybe unwilling to die for The Cause. Plus there seem to have been several diversions?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (1wjle)
No way, dude. Have you even seen him try to dance?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:20 AM
And I'd buy a pair!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)
I heard she just turned up again, but I don't know the details.
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (1wjle)
Just in, Trump has seen his shadow. Six more weeks of killing commies!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (jc0TO)
Poised to try a counter-coup, which is why it is too early to start sucking each others' d*cks just yet
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (rbvCR)
*smirks*
Posted by: Zombie Gen. Washington at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (JkO4W)
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Operation Linebacker II would like a word.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (ZOv7s)
Not only did we do this while they had top diplomats in country ... so much for Chinese "protection."
But:
We tracked their delegation to confirm Muduro's exact location.
As Insty notes, recruitment goes both ways:
China now has to realize we've turned a bunch of their agents to work for us.
Xi is letting loose a string of banging pot sound curses that is blistering the paint on the walls right now.
LOLGF commie bitich.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Cedric and Bob at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (R/m4+)
Advisor: You can't do that.
Trump: I can do it.
Advisor: Nobody can do that.
Trump: Watch me.
Advisor: Sir, no one can get Ace out of bed before noon!
Trump: I will just add him to Delta Force's wake-up call list. You'll see.
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (i0077)
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The only thing better would have been to have included Ace as an embedded-reporter during the operation.
He could have left a bunch of "Ace of Spades" death cards with dead Venezuelan military bodies a la Lt. Col. Kilgore (portrayed by the great Robert Duvall) ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (RuTUS)
Maria Corina Machado
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (RuTUS)
Trump is speak loudly and carry a big stick. A YUGE stick.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (cYBz/)
He added that no US forces were killed in the operation, despite “a few injuries.”
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: man at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (XuXeR)
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MORAL: When Trump starts hitting your "fishing fleet" with missiles, things are going to get worse before they get better.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (dCxaZ)
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Queen LeBron's anus hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: banana Dream - yes it's sarcasm at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (3uBP9)
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True dat.
*smirks*
Posted by: Zombie Gen. Washington at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (JkO4W)
Battle of the Bulge has entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (7v6oI)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)
He can't keep not bluffing forever. He's going to have to bluff about something eventually. And gosh darn it, the siren call of being the first pimple on the world's ass to successfully call Trump out on a bluff is a temptation no geopolitical pimple could ever pass up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (06Hmj)
I heard she just turned up again, but I don't know the details.
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (1wjle)
Thanks.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (3nLb4)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (cYBz/)
Mammaw and Pappaw had this electric blue carpet in the living room. Along with an avocado couch and a goldenrod recliner. I think they did the carpet in the 60s and the furniture in the 70s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (bss/y)
I envision lovely FLOTUS at his side, rocking that fabulous silver lame gown she wore on NYE
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (VxzUB)
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The cup sizes here are all over the place, some really gorgeous racks though. No carrots in the chili, which is good. There's also some shooting over there, but I'm going to try to make some time with this hottie...
Posted by: AoSHQ Combat Journalist at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: PDT at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (vFG9F)
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There was a photo purporting to be her, in a crowd, location unknown. It was an urban setting however, and I don't think she's here in the US or someone would likely have her on the TV by now. At a minimum, a short video on X or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (GPa4z)
I was reading there is talk that Trump was planning to do this on Christmas night, but decided the Nigeria thing needed to take priority. Then the weather wasn't so favorable until now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (KiBMU)
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LOL loser troll.
I guess the Code Pink; Not in Our Name; MoveOn 'tard siren has been activated:
Go! Fly Monkeys! Go!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (VxzUB)
"Que es un ... 'Restroom Token'?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (eZwyX)
I'm sure they have plans for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (w6EFb)
Thanks.
(Maria Corina Machado)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (RuTUS)
Something happened.
Posted by: The person who likes to say nothing will happen at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (2Ez/1)
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Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (3uBP9)
My goodness. A bit over the top to begin with, but with indictment of ELN and Colombian drug gangs it gives Pres Petro a wake-up call to straighten up and heel.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: TACO Democrats at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (qUkBO)
Also, Trump just posted a picture of Maduro aboard the Iwo Jima. Don't know if it's Truth Social, X, or both.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)
who does he think he is, Obama in a tan suit?
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (1wjle)
"Sorry I'm late. We were just watching live footage of some Marine Raiders giving Vladimir Putin a wedgie."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (h87eb)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (qFwJc)
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There was a photo purporting to be her, in a crowd, location unknown. It was an urban setting however, and I don't think she's here in the US or someone would likely have her on the TV by now. At a minimum, a short video on X or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:25 AM (NwnyJ)
Very cool!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (eZwyX)
From your keyboard to Donny Two Scoops' nerds' screens...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: Edmundo González Urrutia at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (Y1sOo)
I'm sure they have plans for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:24 AM (w6EFb)
Thanks.
(Maria Corina Machado)
Trump should be able to install her as the new President pretty quickly.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (otNgF)
Posted by: kallisto
I'm picturing baby doll nightie that you can see through.
Posted by: Dirty Dick's Crab House at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (BI5O2)
Those four are deeply involved in the drug or money laundering side.
By the way, the price of Cocaine in Europe probably has just skyrocketed
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (RuTUS)
Maria Corina Machado
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (RuTUS)
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Eating breakfast at a Waffle House in Biloxi, MS.
/Last I heard she'd arrived in Oslo on December 11th after a covert and dangerous journey from Venezuela, where she had been in hiding for over 16 months.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (DzC+b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (zNwXb)
Now for the find out part of FAFO
DogeDesigner @cb_doge
BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 News App on the AppStore in Venezuela
The people of Venezuela are receiving all the unfiltered and truthful news right here on this platform in real-time.
Maduro once banned the 𝕏 app in Venezuela. Fate loves Irony.
X: https://bit.ly/45vAn1t
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (BI5O2)
Those four are deeply involved in the drug or money laundering side.
By the way, the price of Cocaine in Europe probably has just skyrocketed
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (rbvCR)
)#%(&)(*&*( @*($^Y@#_(%*Y#*) %&#!!!!!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)
And so we can gather here!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (RuTUS)
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Trump has done everything but stab his finger in her forehead:
You dumb bitch--either give me permission, and look like a hero. Or I'll do it alone and take you out with them.
She keeps choosing stupid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:30 AM (HXT0k)
China went to meet with Maduro today to discuss joining forces, then Trump captures Maduro the same day.
Savage.
In fact, the Chinese delegation is still in Venezuela.
Trump captures Maduro and sends a powerful message to Xi and China at the same time.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:30 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 03, 2026 11:30 AM (h/O4U)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (JkO4W)
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Do Greenland next.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:30 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Edmundo González Urrutia at January 03, 2026 11:30 AM (Y1sOo)
Translated from Spanish
Venezuelans, the hour of freedom has arrived.
X: https://bit.ly/4sG2bun
English translation of her full statement: https://bit.ly/4jsiRBd
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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I think Trump said something on "Fox and Friends" about it needed to be clear. I'd bet that was for targeting systems deployed there specifically for this operation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (NwnyJ)
Speculating, They have more investigative latitude in international water than on US soil.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (U5+2P)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Zip tie his lifeless body to the palace front gate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (u3SRj)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (w6EFb)
25 Anyone ever notice that when America does the “bring Democracy” thing to a country, there’s always billions in oil profits to be made in that country?
Posted by: Things That Make You Go Hmmm at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (NyGYe)
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Like Korea, Vietnam, and Panama? Iraq, where we ended up with none of the oil?
Oil money can prop up tyrannical regimes that are otherwise economically dysfunctional. Like Venezuela.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (azNOR)
Posted by: Paco at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (2L+MU)
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 11:28 AM (YwEeS)
He was just repaying the favor after Obama had made him wait by being late as hell, while in Russia for some international meeting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (L/fGl)
Speculating, They have more investigative latitude in international water than on US soil.
Posted by: Braenyard
Treat him as if he washed the Chief's coffee mug.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (cYBz/)
ahem...
Posted by: Edmundo Gonz�lez Urrutia at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (Y1sOo)
Oh! Sorry.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (RuTUS)
Corina-Machado is giving interviews, she is on Caracol radio in Colombia right now. Don't know if it is live.
I would guess Curacao if I had to guess.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Tonypete
********
You just have to love this place.
Made me smile.
Posted by: muldoon at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: A-Whoooooo! at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)
Over Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (NwnyJ)
Thank you!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:33 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (ULPxl)
We got this.
Posted by: The E4 mafia at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (gKsV+)
I almost broke my kidney laughing at that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (6ydKt)
I'd guess she fears her own death by cartel more than sanctions or other actions by Trump.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)
BREAKING: President Trump posts a photo of captured narco-terrorist dictator Nicolás Maduro aboard the USS Iwo Jima.
X image: https://bit.ly/4q8um3l
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (RuTUS)
It wasn't a lady...it was a man named Edmundo Gonzalez.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11
That was one of the funnier presses of all time. He was like a kid in a candy store.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:35 AM (BI5O2)
CNN has a camera crew ready.
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 03, 2026 11:35 AM (KiBMU)
Go molest some more Epstein girls while you "investigate" their claims.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (RuTUS)
It wasn't a lady...it was a man named Edmundo Gonzalez.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 11:34 AM (n9ltV)
Thank you! I crossed wires. I should have said:
192 María Corina Machado... winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.
Over Trump.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Braenyard
Newsmax reporting at least one of their sons was taken with them.
Posted by: old chick at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Omar Tentmaker at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (pkeXY)
First-rate idea. I volunteer to be Governor-General of New Mexico. Do you suppose it would be ok if I wear my Guatemalan field marshal's uniform, and the fore-and-aft hat with the ostrich feather?
Posted by: Paco at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (2L+MU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (emBoF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (IeCgc)
"BRING ME THE HEAD OF NICHOLAS MADURO!"
lol
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I assume we have plenty of Anglo/Scots/Irish here who might be up for "Viceroy of the Britannic And Hibernian Isles".
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (gKWVE)
Translated from Spanish
Venezuelans, the hour of freedom has arrived.
X: https://bit.ly/4sG2bun
English translation of her full statement: https://bit.ly/4jsiRBd
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (P5BPp)
This is great!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (RuTUS)
'But, Trump isn't THAT guy to roll up American pols installed by foreigners brought here as part of the great replacement...'
Well. We really need that guy. The fact that things are sinking here really tempers my enthusiasm for any foreign projects.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (fd80v)
Heh. The sovereign alliance is going to hit hard.
But more importantly, when do Tucker, Candace, Piers Morgan, and Nick Fuentes begin attacking each other for holding the same view as they do?
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (iHitY)
I am fervently praying he fully embraces Sarcastic Saturday during this presser.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (nljXp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (BI5O2)
I would guess certain elements of the CIA would agree with you, since that would close some corridors of investigation like Epstein's death did.
The path from Iran-Contra may well travel from GHW Bush's VP office to Maduro and Epstein. And most likely the poppy fields in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (rbvCR)
Or she should be.
Trump alluded to this in a statement this morning... whether the events happening to Maduro could be in her future or not. I think he said it wasn't under consideration. Yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (hhkIi)
Posted by: old chick at January 03, 2026 11:36 AM (F3Dlr)
Gut shoot him in front of his father, and after he dies in agony, throw the corpse overboard. He's of no use to us. Do the wife too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (t/2Uw)
He cried like a dog. Don't cry Abu.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (viF8m)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ht9z9v
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (ULPxl)
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* Takes A Bow *
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (L/fGl)
That and also to distract from the fraud he is committing in Minnesota
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (QMAsf)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (xvV+O)
Translated from Spanish
Venezuelans, these are decisive hours, know that we are ready for the great operation of the reconstruction of our nation.
X: https://bit.ly/4pFVRQR
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (1wjle)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (qwx/I)
Would make for a great caption contest.
"Time to reconsider the life choices that led you to this point."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (2Ez/1)
It's being reported that Maduro thought Trump was bluffing and gave half the military Christmas vacation off. Probably saved a few lives
Posted by: Smell the Glov
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Hessian out front should have told them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (qFwJc)
So we should expect military action in Kalorama?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 11:40 AM (qwx/I)
Diet Coke FTW!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:31 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:39 AM (P5BPp)
Thank you for these!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (jc0TO)
In the same place that all thugs are in when their protectors get taken out. A very bad place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (otNgF)
The citizens of Venezuela are celebrating freedom and thanking President Trump.
This is going to drive the Panican's and the radical left crazy today!
X video (0:5
: https://bit.ly/44W6zemPosted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 03, 2026 11:41 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (IhIKR)
Does not mention the JEF and OBL.
I'll say it again:
How crazy will it be if Iran offers up the real OBL, once that regime falls?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (RuTUS)
Whoa, Delta turned off the lights!?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (nljXp)
Try the arepas, they are better
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:43 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2026 11:43 AM (R6aIA)
Whoa, Delta turned off the lights!?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
Amazing the technology today!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:43 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:43 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
Apparently some special "Expertise" we have, according to the boss.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (JkO4W)
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And hug it out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (nljXp)
Try the arepas, they are better
Posted by: Kindltot
Pfft. My breakfast tacos!
-- DOCTOR Jill
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (znREB)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (t0Out)
Prayers for him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (IhIKR)
Agree. Prolly up all night.
Get some rest fella.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (i0Hi3)
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Apparently, the majority of the city of Caracus. That's interesting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
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Meh. George Clooney's team did the same thing in Vegas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (JkO4W)
Hmm. The OAS, EU, and Human Rights Watch were up in arms when she was removed from the ballot. She got an Obama-worthy Nobel Peace Prize. I don't think this is as cut and dried as it's being presented.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (+Tpk4)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
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Turned them waaayyy off.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (n7rxJ)
This aged HORRIBLY
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
Jun 21, 2020
Trump talks tough on Venezuela, but admires thugs and dictators like Nicolas Maduro.
As President, I will stand with the Venezuelan people and for democracy
X: https://bit.ly/4qv6mXM
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (P5BPp)
Iran - flew to the other side of the world and not one country detected us.
Venezuela - staged all our necessary assets right on the doorstep and the entire world thought we weren't doing anything.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
Apparently some special "Expertise" we have, according to the boss.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (6ydKt)
Is he alluding to a functional EMP?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
🎵 Turn out the lights, the party's over.....🎵
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 11:37 AM (nljXp)
Try the arepas, they are better
Posted by: Kindltot
Pfft. My breakfast tacos!
-- DOCTOR Jill
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (77rzZ)
Did someone say tacos?
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Joe "Landslide" Biden at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (gKWVE)
I does seem unusually tired now, though.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (jc0TO)
And the 500000 Chinese that are there
Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (qwype)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (BI5O2)
His voice sounds much better over FOX's feed vs this stream.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Cagey Don didn't specify.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (RuTUS)
Rubio is going to be tasked with turning the electricity back on, again.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (77rzZ)
That's ... interesting.
I don't want another Iraq.
But I 100% trust Trump will not do that failed model.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Maroon at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (BD5bF)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (JkO4W)
A tremendous assault. A fantastic assault. Every one says it's the best assault. They said sir we can't do it. I said we have to do it. The Chinese can't do it. The Russians can't do it. So we'll do it. And we're gonna do it bigger and better than any one else can do it. I asked the first lady should we do it. And she said yes we should do it. And you can't argue with the first lady. So we did it.
Let's make assaults great again!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:46 AM (JkO4W)
When we open up their oil refinery's it will change the world.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (R6aIA)
Rubio: "We" - oh crap he means me
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (i2Xkf)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 11:47 AM (t/2Uw)
Fuck Greenland! We got Venezuela!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (g8Ew8)
"We're going to run it for a while"
Quick op, Maduro taken alive. intermediate plans already being executed.
This says to me one thing: their military and special ops just walked away. They didn't fight and don't plan to. They either had advance notice and stood down, or immediately stood down. Not going to die for Maduro and get into a war for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:45 AM (bss/y)
Could be, but I'm guessing we hacked the electric grid or something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Creepy Joe at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (3uBP9)
I caught that, but how is that supposed to work? The US hasn't occupied the place. Just because the top guy has been nabbed, it doesn't mean the whole govt & military is gone.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (i2Xkf)
How about you go and get your fucking shinebox.
Posted by: Trump at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (qwype)
Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (PMJuY)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
Yep. Stephen Miller, too.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (JkO4W)
How crazy will it be if Iran offers up the real OBL, once that regime falls?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (HXT0k)
My little pet conspiracy theory is that OBL died at Tora Bora in December 2001.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (VvK1y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It is Caracas, they have trouble keeping the power ON. They have brown-outs
They may have just blown a couple of towers, or zapped a couple of relays.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (t0Out)
It's all controlled by computers. They probably just hacked in.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (1Nv0l)
"SAMARAI-SWORD-WIELDING OWNER OFFERS SQUATTER REMOVAL SERVICE IN CA."
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (VxzUB)
But I 100% trust Trump will not do that failed model.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:48 AM (HXT0k)
Why? It's the same people, with the same pedigrees.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (i2Xkf)
Posted by: Donald Trump
Sure wish I knew how to weld stainless pipe.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (cYBz/)
is this the place in Lewes/Rehoboth?
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (IeCgc)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (AkkXw)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (3uBP9)
Agreed.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (RuTUS)
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
This Somali flag raising ceremony at Boston City Hall is starting to make more sense…
Boston has been conquered.
Almost 20,000 daycares in a 20-mile radius around Boston with 1/4 of that being water.
X: https://bit.ly/4jlFyH4
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03,
Nothing, if I were in charge. What do we need with this bitch? Kill her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (t0Out)
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Whenever I see him over the past year, the first thing I ask is:
"DOES THAT MAN EVER SLEEP?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
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I've been listening for that specifically and he has not said it explicitly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (RIvkX)
Warmed it to several thousand degrees.
That's the kind of collective warming the world needs.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (HXT0k)
—
I’m back bitches.
Posted by: Nation Building at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (oU4V8)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (otNgF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
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But agree with your analysis
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (Y1sOo)
Donald Trump? Riffing?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
Just zoomed out and he's to Trump's left along with Raisin' Caine.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (PMJuY)
lol
that would be memorable, for sure
I might have even forgotten to file for UE in the afterglow
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (dCxaZ)
BTW… Megyn Kelly trying to remain friends with everyone is kinda ticking me off….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (n7rxJ)
"We're going to run it for a while"
Quick op, Maduro taken alive. intermediate plans already being executed.
This says to me one thing: their military and special ops just walked away. They didn't fight and don't plan to. They either had advance notice and stood down, or immediately stood down. Not going to die for Maduro and get into a war for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
Yes, it made me wonder that not a single shot was fired to resist, as far as I've heard. Made me thing something was down to undermine that resistance.
But how do you run a place, when you haven't taken it over? Maybe we essentially HAVE taken it over, through non-military means.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
she was head of the General Assembly, and AG. The last means she was in charge of political prisoners.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
Goddammit...
Look, just stick the old guy that actually won into office, get him to declare new elections and be done with it. I'm down with overthrowing Maduro but I don't want to see this get dragged out.
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (R6aIA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (JkO4W)
There is no legitimate government there to backfill the current regime like there is in VZ.
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (qwype)
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Biden would have wandered into the bushes by now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (AkkXw)
Chevron is already there. They had a special deal with the US government. It won't take long to get things moving.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (t0Out)
Big Baby Baghdadi, that's what everyone was calling him. He cried. I wouldn't have cried.
Posted by: DJT at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (WfVaK)
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And hug it out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:44 AM (L/fGl)
That pos would try to smuggle him out of the country.
Let him have his coffee with Maduro in his cell so we can haz a picture of Murphy in a jail cell.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (AkkXw)
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Chevron's stock should spike on Monday morning.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
Reportedly the Generals are paid in oil, which has to be shipped out and sold internationally against the sanctions. By cutting off the tankers, the generals are unpaid and unenthusiastic .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)
she was head of the General Assembly, and AG. The last means she was in charge of political prisoners.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (rbvCR)
It's all in the indictment I linked to. Also indicted was his son, and other people including the VP that jumped to russia.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (JkO4W)
What makes you think that he doesn't already have a plan in place?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)
Goddammit...
Yeah, I'll bet a bunch of Venezuelans said "huh....what???"
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)
Notice how she doesn't seem happy for the people of Venezuela being freed from an abusive dictator.
She's more focused on attacking Trump. The only thing that seems to matter to democrats is to attack and oppose Trump.
It's pathetic and sad.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.
X: https://bit.ly/3YRikPI
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Inogame at January 03, 2026 11:55 AM (fLcJT)
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Hessian out front should have told them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia'
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It's comments like this that bring me to this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 11:55 AM (XeU6L)
Scra...WTF???
Looks around...sees tv
Dang! At my age this is an incredible early morning woodie!
Goes looking for a little bourbon for the coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 11:55 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:55 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Nation Building at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM (oU4V
Actually not necessary. With the expats returning home and the oil business money going to honest uses , Venezuela will put itself back together quite nicely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (otNgF)
Nigeria - top oil reserves in Africa
Venezuela - top oil reserves and rare earths in South America
Greenland - top rare earths in North America/Europe.
Make the providences.
I want to be Viceroy of Venezueler.*
* Trump has said it all JFK Jr. like a couple times now, lol
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (HXT0k)
An army of Boasberg's blockading domestic policy.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (edbiH)
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Biden would have wandered into the bushes by now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (JkO4W)
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Kommie-la would be on her fifth bottle of wine.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (cYBz/)
You can learn in three months.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM
Yep.
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
BREAKING: President Trump says the United States is effectively running Venezuela until now captured Maduro is properly replaced.
“We are going to run the country, until a safe, proper and judicious transition.”
X video (0:37): https://bit.ly/4ppbNXw
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (gDlxJ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (3uBP9)
Posted by: The ghost of Imelda Marcos at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (2Ez/1)
The communists; Pres. Petro (Colombia) Pres Boric (Chile) Lula (Brazil) Pres Sheinbaum (Mexico) , Pres Diaz-Canel (Cuba), are in a pincer between Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Paraguay, and the United States.
HT/Kindltot
Libre Hemisferio Occidental
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (U5+2P)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (RuTUS)
No details on operations
No details on what comes next
No details on who their in-country interlocutors are
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (qFwJc)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (IeCgc)
Posted by: The ghost of Imelda Marcos at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:49 AM (avHHk)
I read earlier that Maduro thought Trump was bluffing and let the military have Christmas holiday off.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (t0Out)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (rXpPq)
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (3tZV2)
He does.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (Riz8t)
He said it, Donroe Doctrine. Supersedes the Monroe Doctrine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (w6EFb)
Then we will (mostly) withdraw. Some presence will remain to discourage Russia and China from trying to reestablish their foothold.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (zBIzS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (ULPxl)
I'll take California
HA HA - Trump just referenced the Donroe Doctrine!
I VOTED FOR THIS!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (QGaXH)
Fuck you."
--
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (cYBz/)
NOT a direct quote.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (RuTUS)
"DOES THAT MAN EVER SLEEP?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again!
"I am Batman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (L/fGl)
lol
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (DoBxX)
is this the place in Lewes/Rehoboth?
Posted by: kallisto
I live on the Outer Banks. Couple of them here.
Posted by: Dirty Dick at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (oftw2)
No more pallets of cash to terrorists.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (t0Out)
Let me know the right kind of socialism when you see it because this is how it ends
Posted by: Maroon at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (BD5bF)
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Obviously AI generated, but some insight into the power being out in Caracus. IOW... it probably wasn't that hard to crash it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (xT8gx)
++++
He's clearly exhausted. I don't think he looks bad like Biden looked, but he's definitely been up for a couple of days and likely just came out of a nap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (avHHk)
Fuck you."
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Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (cYBz/)
NOT a direct quote.
Posted by: m
One can hope.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (cYBz/)
He is at the top of his game. But he's been up most the night.
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (qFwJc)
HE sounds much better over the TV feed. The problem is the internet stream audio makes him sound slurring.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (w6EFb)
I don't doubt it for a second, but there will be lots of Latin Americans who will be more skeptical.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
Probably Maduro's immediate security detail. I suppose they left out that the shooters were dead within about a second.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (hOOi9)
He is ... a titan astride the Western Hemisphere.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (JkO4W)
What makes you think that he doesn't already have a plan in place?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew
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BREAKING: Delta Force Invades and Captures Califzuela Governor Gruesome Newscum and His Wife. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (otNgF)
That's the hope.
We'll have to see if the Chavistas have any fight left in them after 25 years of disaster and dictators.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (JkO4W)
More good news - NC has flipped red in voter registrations!
Five Star @Five_Starrr
**NC WEEKLY VOTER REG UPDATE**
12/27-1/3
Net🔴+2,681
Overall Lead🔴+2,077
Active Voter Lead🔴+112,749
New Year! New NC! A massive gain for Republicans as the state FLIPS to a GOP reg majority! In 2016, Dems led this state by 650k, what a change!
X: https://bit.ly/4pXUWvQ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (P5BPp)
"SAMARAI-SWORD-WIELDING OWNER OFFERS SQUATTER REMOVAL SERVICE IN CA."
Posted by: ShainS
CBD has just put that article in the sidebar. It's pretty great.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (+Tpk4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (BI5O2)
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Multiple sites were attacked, which? What objectives achieved?
Where did they find Maduro?
What protection forces and resistance was around him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (IeCgc)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 11:54 AM (3uBP9)
Did you SEE the naming of ELN in the indictment? Petro must be crapping himself, barricaded in his office like Tony Montana waiting for the Jamaican hit squad.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Please at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (mf/hh)
troll alert
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (3uBP9)
Hegseth up
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Just got here at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (eZ5tL)
Let me know the right kind of socialism when you see it because this is how it ends
Posted by: Maroon at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (BD5bF)
NYC is going to learn. They'll be begging for a military op before it's over.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Just got here at January 03, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)
No, this is the guy who takes out the trash.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (JkO4W)
“We are going to run the country, until a safe, proper and judicious transition.”
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He was emphatic. paraphrasing: We are going to run it until they get their act together. We aren't going to allow another despot to run the country.
We're going to run it, we're not going to rebuild it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (Rmqfl)
Then we will (mostly) withdraw. Some presence will remain to discourage Russia and China from trying to reestablish their foothold.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM (zBIzS)
Hamid Karzai, unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (0K6V0)
[Tucker Qatarlson has entered the chat.]
Posted by: DJT at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (WfVaK)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (eZ5tL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (RIvkX)
Let me know the right kind of socialism when you see it because this is how it ends
Posted by: Maroon at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (BD5bF)
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Venezuela
Research the origins of SmartMatic "voting" machines ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Usain Bolt is breathing hard after setting the world record. Is he okay?
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (+Tpk4)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (t0Out)
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Invokus pokus--I invoke thee!!!
[fizzle, sputter]
INVOKUS POKUS -- I INVOKE THEE!!
[sad trombone]
hmmm. It's not working? Got any other spells?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:56 AM (U5+2P)
And what does Bolivia and Uruguay say?
Who knows, no one has asked yet.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)
A guy can dream, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)
Whoa, Delta turned off the lights!?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 11:42 AM (n7rxJ)
I think it's pretty standard for Special Forces to disrupt power before they do their thing. No doubt they have many ways to do that. They want their adversaries to be unable to turn on the lights - they're blind, while the US forces can see using IR equipment.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:52 AM
Who needs sleep? Well, you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep? Tell me, what's that for?
Who needs sleep? Be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake since the Second World War
YouTube: https://bit.ly/3YSPiPA
Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 03, 2026 12:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:04 PM (xT8gx)
Let me know the right kind of socialism when you see it because this is how it ends
Posted by: Maroon
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When they elected Chavez, yes or probably yes, but they rejected Maduro. That election was stolen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:04 PM (n7rxJ)
-- remember him? Imagine how overworked he'd be today.
Best scene:
You wan't to be the Hero?
Save the World/ Take the Gun.
Having a Nobel Larueate doesn't mean you can flip a DQ shack without spilling it. Guess wer're gonna find out.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (44Qw8)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (4b7CV)
Posted by: Please at January 03, 2026 11:58 AM (mf/hh)
Don't be stupid. Trump looks like very other president.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (0K6V0)
Research the origins of SmartMatic "voting" machines ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (VxzUB)
No doubt this has to do with a lot more than just drugs. It's perhaps MORE about exposing industrial scale election fraud technology.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (Riz8t)
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Especially by lovely young ladies a la Professor Indiana Jones's students.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (VxzUB)
A guy can dream, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)
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Belief in this helps me go on day after day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Usain Bolt is breathing hard after setting the world record. Is he okay?
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (+Tpk4)
Good one.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)
Yep. This is very true. The Colombians are going to be really itchy about this for a long time.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:01 PM (0K6V
Eh, he ran into serious tribal issues. It's Afghanistan's perpetual problem.
Venezuela was a second world/approaching first world before Chavez and Maduro did the standard commie crap. I think we will see a fairly quick recovery there.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (zBIzS)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (RIvkX)
"Maduro had his chance just like Iran had had their chance. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:02 PM (n7rxJ)
I believe that is in reference to the strike that was carried out on their nuclear facilities. Not on any future operations.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (3tZV2)
A guy can dream, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (BI5O2)
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Belief in this helps me go on day after day.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (RIvkX)
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I've been advocating since 2020 for Trump to go Full Pinochet.
The dream continues ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (VxzUB)
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X-Wing fighters hit the thermal exhaust port at the Presidential Palace.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (JkO4W)
'I don't want another Iraq.
But I 100% trust Trump will not do that failed model.'
Neither do I but,...
1) Venezuela had a functioning country of sorts before Chavez.
2) Christians not muslims.
3) No South American version of Iran
4) There aren't thousands of artillery rounds waiting for someone to IED them.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)
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LIKE A BOSS!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (tpex2)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (3uBP9)
"AR(R)!" said the pirate.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:07 PM (RuTUS)
Donny Two Scoops sure has the little timwalzs butthurt and squealing today.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:07 PM (ULPxl)
I believe that is in reference to the strike that was carried out on their nuclear facilities. Not on any future operations.
Posted by: buzzion
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Oh yeah. Sounds right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (n7rxJ)
Who knows, no one has asked yet.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Their most recent elections should give a clue.
I haven't checked.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (VE6XX)
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They still have an exhaustive list of impeachment charges from Trump 1.0.
There will be one a week for two straight years ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (VxzUB)
Venezuela was a second world/approaching first world before Chavez and Maduro did the standard commie crap. I think we will see a fairly quick recovery there.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (zBIzS)
I guess we'll see. Blackrock and other globalist corporations will enrich themselves. I don't know if they know how to run a country though.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (0K6V0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (L/fGl)
Trump is putting them back under American
Posted by: buddhaha at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (M5t5H)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (Qp4d3)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (VE6XX)
Like they give a fuck about what would be on their planned impeachment claims. They would put "Trump eats McDonalds" down if they thought the media would spin it for them as a proper charge.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: MAGA at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (8mm5p)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:08 PM (otNgF)
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Isn't it time to test an above-ground nuke again?
Make The Bikini Atoll Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ChupaMe at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (EUAR/)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
No kidding, once Congress gets ahold of it, there will be twenty years of multi-trillion dollar grift and whoever pretends to be POTUS will repeat Biden's exit strategery once all the looting and plundering is over.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:10 PM
(JkO4W)
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OUT: Malaise.
IN: Emblaze.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Scott Evil at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
I know, right. Jeez, it's not like this operation just started last night. My gawd, try to consider all of the operations that have been in planning, then executed in just the last few months. Both domestic and overseas.
I'd rather have and trust a tired Donald Trump than a drunk Kamala Harris.
Posted by: old chick at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Ordinary Caracans will have stories to tell about the night Maduro fell.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
No doubt. They live for this type of stuff.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 11:57 AM
I saw that the vice president is in russia supposedly meeting with putin but I don't think that has been confirmed.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
She just brings the men coffee when they ask for it.
She doesn't have any other role in this administration.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (0K6V0)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (2WIwB)
Sorry.
You guys got it right...Donroe Doctrine.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (2WIwB)
Also, I hope Trump gets to take a very righteous nap after this press conference. He's earned it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (JkO4W)
One fly in the ointment: Voters here couldn’t care less about this kind of stuff and he needs the GOP to keep both chambers in this years midterms…. He needs to focus on that soon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:06 PM (rbvCR)
The Colombians are going to be terrified. Can you imagine how much evidence is going to come pouring out of Venezuela, about how tightly linked the Columbian Government is to the major drug cartels? Not to mention that now Columbia is going to be hurting for money, since their drug shipping partner just got shut down.
It will really be funny if Maduro starts to sing like a bird and throws Columbia’s government under his bus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (otNgF)
Ummm. Trump is not God. No Trump supporter had ever claimed that he is, so I guess you're a troll too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (qDCnE)
Good lord, Maduro was out of there just a little after 3AM, just about the time the news of explosions starting hitting.
Slick as owl shit this was.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
But he's on fire!!!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
He's been spooging in his shorts all night.
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (0K6V0)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)
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Good point.
Maybe she's onsite and running Venezuela for now? j/k
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: MAGA at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (8eRzy)
Posted by: banana Dream - and his sexy sexy garbage which he just leaves out there at night at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I think he will.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (u3SRj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)
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The $50 million reward WILL NOT be paid out.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (JkO4W)
Not so much. Think Stormin Norman Schwartzkopf.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Neo Cahn at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (0K6V0)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (O7YUW)
For our listeners in Rio Linda, "he decided to fuck around, and now he found out."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: banana Dream - not an Integrity Kick at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (3uBP9)
The US markets are over priced, time for new venues for retail investing.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (JkO4W)
Soros is next, I hope.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Cicero
Handies at the truck stop have been down since we're pulling illegals' CDLs.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: MAGA at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (8eRzy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (JkO4W)
Naw, it's the power of Donny Two Scoops, it compels them to squeal.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:16 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (O7YUW)
Yeah. He came close to that. Awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (2WIwB)
He's evolved.
Posted by: Delurker at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (WfVaK)
Posted by: Donald Trump at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (JkO4W)
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He would have called Maduro and helped him evacuate first.
Why hasn't that motherf*cker been hanged for Treason yet?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (ULPxl)
Worth repeating!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (RuTUS)
He's evolved.
I guess he can learn. I STILL don't trust him.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: MAGA at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (TtdNq)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (VxzUB)
The list is long. They'll get to him.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:13 PM (otNgF)
Petro is most likely freaking out. I will be watching the papers.
ex-Pres Uribe is most likely giggling like a girl.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (rbvCR)
525
Ordinary Caracans will have stories to tell about the night Maduro fell.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:12 PM (n7rxJ)
They’ll be singing songs! About
“The night they drove Maduro down
All the bells were ringing,
The night they drove Maduro down
And all the people were singing they went
Na, na na na na na, na; na na, na na,
Na na na na, na na.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
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That's my preference.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (Ceyey)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (pDt9x)
I was just thinking that while he was speaking. He seems so much more comfortable in his own skin these days.
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)
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BREAKING: US District Clown Judge Bozoberg Orders Trump to Return Maduro & His Wife to Venezuela and to Turn Those Bombs Around.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone
Getting sporty.
https://is.gd/sOJMpD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (L/fGl)
He's evolved.
I guess he can learn. I STILL don't trust him.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Did you listen to all of what he just said?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (RuTUS)
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You can go home now. Your moms "special friend" has paid up and left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:15 PM (JkO4W)
Not is Washington State. We now have the highest minimum wage in the country, thanxs to the glorious collectivist govonor. $2.75 at least!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 12:03 PM (hOOi9)
I'm pretty certain there were numerous Venezuelans willing to cooperate in this endeavor.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:20 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:20 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (3uBP9)
Every Democrat, every vocal Trump h8ter in US news, entertainment, NGO, and so on industries. Because each wanted to be the first to be snatched by Trump military thugs in black helicopters, thereby winning the first Resistance Medal of Honor, for pissing-off Trump the most with his/her insults.
Posted by: Gref at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (5rh/l)
I did. It isn't that I don't think he's a patriot, but I will always question his judgement after the Gang fiasco.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (Ceyey)
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Smac-A-Mole
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 11:50 AM (JkO4W)
There is no legitimate government there to backfill the current regime like there is in VZ.
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2026 11:53 AM (qwype)
Our California votes have been neutralized by gerrymandering, motor-voter schemes, importing replacement voters, allowing illegals to vote, etc.
As I mentioned (posted) on the ONT yesterday we're looking at relocating to a Free State with no state Income Tax. Proximity to our home in California will be a consideration as we'll become sno-birds. My preference would be Reno/Carson City area but Mrs. Anonymous likes Wyoming.
We'll keep the California house but switch the domicile to the new place.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cicero
He's waiting for change on his quarter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (u3SRj)
Are you an idiot that every small-scale raid is a war?
They sent a crew in to get two people who were arrested by DOJ and taken out of country.
No American lives lost.
There is no war.
There is only you repeating the same shit about Trump that you people have been spitting out since 2017 when he bombed Syria and you complained about "WAR".
Clown.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (O7YUW)
Count on it.
I hope we have a functioning State Dept., etc. to deal with this. Folks in DC should be very busy shortly. Lots of work to do.
Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, on a beach, earning 20% at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (XLxzE)
'"Make The Bikini Atoll Great Again!"
A true bright spot in the Marshal Islands.'
Hahahahaha!!
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)
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Ditto.
And I still have a reservation about Vance after he showed horrible judgment initially publicly coming out as a crude #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (O7YUW)
600 600
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:23 PM (RuTUS)
What, you think intelligence went on a courtesy pause while Team Trump spikes the ball in the end zone?
I bet the signals are lit up live never before
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (pIfcn)
I will.
Bathe the Venezuelan hotties and bring them to my chambers!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
Did you listen to all of what he just said?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (RuTUS)
He wants to be president. He's learned that kissing GOPe ass isn't the way there. He's fine as SoS. Doesn't mean I trust him either beyond being a leashed pet for Trump.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 12:24 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:20 PM (xT8gx)
This.
This absolutely stopped future acts as well.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (2WIwB)
Wars that you can start and finish in 12 hours with no casualties are just fine. That was supposed to be impossible, but Trump’s now done it. Twice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, on a beach, earning 20% at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (XLxzE)
Love it!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)
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It was hard to understand him with Tucker Carlson's dick in his mouth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: IggyPop
You probably need some vinegar and water right now to get the sand out.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
She's probably sitting in her office back in D.C.
He can't bring everybody to MAL with him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again!
Make the Swedish Bikini Team Great Again!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (L/fGl)
'It will really be funny if Maduro starts to sing like a bird and throws Columbia’s government under his bus.'
My enemies aren't in Colombia. I hope Maduro throws some democrats under the bus.
I think he did a deal and the raid is window dressing for it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (pIfcn)
I got dibs on magister!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (O7YUW)
- - - -
Yamandú Orsi (Uruguay) convened the cabinet of ministers in the face of the "serious international crisis" in Venezuela
The president rejected the United States military intervention and announced an emergency meeting for Sunday, the first day after his vacation.
_ambito.com
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Polls have closed in Bolivia in a presidential election run-off between two pro-market candidates, marking the end of nearly two decades of socialist rule and the start of a likely realignment towards the United States.
_.aljazeera
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (WHfpM)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (xT8gx)
Absolutely.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:27 PM (3uBP9)
Maduro was picked up like him and his wife were a chalupa combo at Taco Bell.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Ceyey)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:28 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (pIfcn)
I got dibs on magister!
Posted
I want to be the Reeve.
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (Qp4d3)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (t0Out)
It’s an unfortunate part of our system that the VP never really has much to actually do.
Rubio has quietly been doing some amazing things in other parts of SA as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (DoBxX)
Lots of other communist leaders have the Taco Bell Trots as a result.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)
Wars that you can start and finish in 12 hours with no casualties are just fine. That was supposed to be impossible, but Trump’s now done it. Twice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:25 PM (otNgF)
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Smash-mouthing Bullies.
/Things we used to learn in elementary school ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (xT8gx)
So some guy is in a clear mental health crisis, and we toss him out?
Oh...the huge manatee ...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:22 PM (O7YUW)
600 600
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (O7YUW)
Thank you, cobs, for zapping trolls and giving G&R the W.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (JkO4W)
This one needs to win election in 28.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (t0Out)
You misspelled "psychotic".
Posted by: Archimedes
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Self-delusion is one of the dominant drivers of the Left/Liberal/Prog psyche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (RuTUS)
Seconded.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb)
Settle down, little fella. Tucker was never going to have sex with you, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 03, 2026 12:19 PM (pIfcn)
I got dibs on magister!
I want to be the Reeve.
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I wanna be Town Crier (like that dude in the TV series "Rome").
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (viF8m)
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A sad comment on the horrid state of the economy under King Trump.
Posted by: The MSM, Now With 18 Percent More Truthy Goodness at January 03, 2026 12:32 PM (JkO4W)
Can they scoop up that Voldemort judge in Brazil nex
Posted by: vmom
If they get Boasturd too they get egg roll.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 03, 2026 12:32 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)
Office of VP is not worth a warm bucket of spit — One of FDR’s VPs
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:32 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:32 PM (ULPxl)
He may have to be Shah of Iran for a while, too. Until Reza and his future Padishah Empress daughter are properly reinstalled.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 12:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:33 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:33 PM (t0Out)
I bet he's gonna be pissed.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:26 PM (fd80v)
Doubtful.
Men were shot in this raid. I don't believe Trump would shed American blood in a cover-up for this Commie pig.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (t0Out)
Cuba communists will shrivel on the vine without Venezuela.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (g8Ew8)
That problem may handle itself if the right there can put up a decent candidate.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (6ydKt)
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Vance has been a good deal more visible, and vocal, than any in my memory
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
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Except Putin couldn't get in, win, and out in a few hours.
1419 days and counting ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (qDCnE)
Posted by: Archimedes
Well, Ukraine is another corrupt shithole country, so...
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:33 PM (t0Out)
668 / JkO4W seems to be a joke.
672 / J5Iy9 is a squealing little timwalz.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (ULPxl)
Quickly skimming other sources, the commies are losing their damned minds over this. I voted for this.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 03, 2026 12:36 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:36 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:36 PM (RuTUS)
"Mr Secretary, Mr. Secretary, what about Canada."
"Well as you know they are run by Ice Terrorists and it would be very easy to disguise millions of our military as trees, perhaps we've already done this. Look,... thinking about surrendering their maple syrup might be a great idea. Just saying. It could help"
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:36 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (0MjtC)
Uh, Cuba?
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 12:36 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (Ceyey)
I figure this was a very good operation if troll patrol needs to be sent out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
That's my take as well. Good Morning!
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (Ia/+0)
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
@mtgreenee
We are “running”Venezuela now. 🤦♀️
America First!!! 🇺🇸
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
We stand ready to assist you!
Posted by: Depilatory Service Corps at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (gm9Sb)
https://tinyurl.com/3n9xwwcb
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
672 / J5Iy9 is a squealing little timwalz.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (ULPxl)
The original comments are gone.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (qDCnE)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (h3wuo)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (pDt9x)
Why the hell isn't it OUR media who are showing those pictures...*ponders*...never mind.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 03, 2026 12:38 PM (h3wuo)
That seems... odd.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:34 PM (g8Ew
Absolutely. What I’ve been focusing on is that without Venezuelan support (which they’ve been getting for 20 years now) the electric grid for the entire island goes down and stays down. (It’s barely hanging on now)
Imagine trying to control a country today with only 1890’s technology available to you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (iMotb)
You rang?
Posted by: Stellar's Sea Cow at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (pIfcn)
Too bad, so sad. Your precious faggot is chained to a bulkhead of a Navy vessel. Deal with it, queermos.
I hope he gets your American homos in a cell before long.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (BI5O2)
He looks sleepy.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (DoBxX)
672 / J5Iy9 is a squealing little timwalz.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (ULPxl)
The original comments are gone.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (t0Out)
That's why its better to reference the hash rather than the comment number.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 12:39 PM (3tZV2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:37 PM (Ceyey)
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They're relocating as we speak to France with George Clooney.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (VxzUB)
The man that has ruined their mental health just did something so heinous (in their Hippy-Nazi minds) that they/it have to come up in here and counter-program just so they don't drink themselves into a coma.
It's amazing how, other than ASS who shows up when he's been into the White Claws again, the trolling crew starts as soon as something big happens.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 12:35 PM (qDCnE)
They're all the Democrats can deploy right now. The DNC and NYTWaPoABCCBSNBCCNNMSNOW are on a huge conference call crafting their initial outrage propaganda blast. Talking points are also being crafted for initial deployment on the Sunday Morning political talk shows.
Posted by: Gref at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: 2026 Blue Wave at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (gRmuJ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:41 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I bet, even as tired as he looks, he could still make Melania squeal in ecstasy.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)
@mtgreenee
We are “running”Venezuela now. 🤦♀️
That's right you stupid twit.
And you know, under President Trump, he will actually return it to Venezuelan control. No Democrat would do that.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: toby928(c) predicts at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
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It's not like Toad Zelensky is cutting any slack.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (U5+2P)
He looks sleepy.
Posted by: vmom deport
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I expect that he has been awake, and in the Situation Room for near 24 hours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)
We have Maduro. Put him on trial. Leave Venezuela and let them fix the mess.
Americans trying to run the country while rebuilding the oil country - which Trump said will pay for all of this - sounds a lot like Iraq. Pass.
Posted by: Diabeetus at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (0VkZe)
Posted by: the lower depths at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (UdiE9)
Maybe I misheard, but I believe Trump also threw out Florida as a possible trial location.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: 2026 Blue Wave at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM
and the rape, but mostly, the gun thing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: It's me donna
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He was tired but they wound him up and the adrenaline kicked in.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM (6ydKt)
It's just a coincidence, nothing preplanned.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM (t0Out)
AG
@AGHamilton29
2h
There is no war. The people of Venezuela are celebrating.
So ask yourself why some people who have nothing to do with Venezuela seem so upset about an illegitimate criminal dictator being brought to justice….
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM (RuTUS)
He's evolved.
I guess he can learn. I STILL don't trust him.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)
I wasn't watching - did he (Marco) pause to take a drink of water mid-speech?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (r2KsI)
sidebar - many regarded Attila as a liberator... if nothing else the tax was lower.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (Ceyey)
Trump handles your pathetic little gotchas like a Viking.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!
It's like the Fourth of July in January!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (L/fGl)
Who knew?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: 2026 Blue Wave at January 03, 2026 12:43 PM
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (VE6XX)
He and Millie would have sought buy-in from Xi before any operation got started.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (a4flb)
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:29 PM (U5+2P)
***
And just in time! I'm down to my last two!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)
Ha!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous!
It's like the Fourth of July in January!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (L/fGl)
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'Murica 250 -- Fuck Yeah!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (VxzUB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (BI5O2)
Was that wrong? Should we not do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Trump's team is stepping on their own dicks. Maybe she made a deal to help overthrow Maduro, but the Venezuelans are having fits. This commie whore cannot be allowed to assume control over anything except the bottom of a coffin.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (Vx9n2)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (r2KsI)
They're getting thrown off by troll-zapping anyway.
But thanks!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (VE6XX)
More rubble, less trouble?
I would have been fine with it. To an extent. You can see how that would/could go sideways too. We'll see how it works out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: creeper at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (80oeU)
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One of the problems the Massie/Tucker crowd have is that their programming hasn't evolved from the 2001-2017 period where our efforts overseas always involved costly and failed nation-building.
You don't really need to do anything in Venezuela. Maybe use back channels to encourage General So-And-So to set up a provisional government that will hold elections in 6+ months. If the current VZ VP isn't in Russia, she's a clear political hack (think Kamala with less Willie Brown). She won't be able to run things.
Posted by: the lower depths at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (UdiE9)
Was that wrong? Should we not do that?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)
Mmmmm. Tits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb)
Cuba is so far down that it’s going to be hugely expensive to salvage - but I have thought that, instead of taking it over, just give the entire island to Trump and his sons as their personal property. I guarantee that within 10 years that place would become the garden and 5 star resort center of the Caribbean.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: It's me donna
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And with China, Russia and Iran all at hand to pick up the pieces.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (jc0TO)
For those who haven't seen her, this is Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Persia:
https://is.gd/p8Alhg
I'll have to note the Shah and his wife must've had good genes.
Check our all of Shah Jr's daughters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)
@mtgreenee
We are “running”Venezuela now.
No, dumb cow, the exiled lady who won the Nobel Prize is, or will be soon. And you should be celebrating that.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (WHfpM)
Posted by: It's me donna
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They want to be upset that it the military taking over and not the bureaucrats. They did such a good job in Iraq.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 12:09 PM (ULPxl)
and other trolls
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: 2026 Blue Wave at January 03, 2026 12:40 PM
and the rape, but mostly, the gun thing.
From large 4x4s while eating Texas style brisket.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)
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It'll take a while to rehabilitate the industry there. The commies have damn near ruined it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (Ceyey)
Per one of the Madrid papers last year, Nayib Bukele in El Salvador had a "kitchen cabinet" made up of Venezuelan ex-pats advising him on dealing with the MS13 and such threats. They are probably going to go back now and be of use.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (Ceyey)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 12:45 PM (L/fGl)
It is like a famous Cumbia
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Diabeetus at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (0VkZe)
If we don't put an administration in there then the same people running the joint will just find their way back in.
Trump is only going to put out people in charge until the Venezuelans can figure out who's going to lead it and run the joint.
This isn't Iraq, it's an oil-rich Catholic country that's been devastated by an incompetent kleptocrat government for several decades. They can handle it all themselves once they figure out who they want in charge.
Meanwhile, we're guarding the oil fields, ending the smuggling routes, and locking China and Russia out of the country.
I'm willing to see how it plays out, just from a geopolitical chess match perspective.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (otNgF)
I would have been fine with it. To an extent. You can see how that would/could go sideways too. We'll see how it works out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)
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The Secretary of State put it starkly why, WE, the UNITED STATES, needs to put things right before we leave.
Namely, Maduro installed a Cuban regime in Venezuela. Maduro was protected by Cuban security forces. Cubans ran the intelligence services. Cubans trained the military. That's why we have to sort things out. It might be that the Cubans head for the hills to role-play Che'. We'll see.
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
thank God for President Donald J Trump.
I voted for this.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:51 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (gb3qv)
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 12:51 PM (VE6XX)
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Did I miss something? Did Trump say that? I heard she's fled to Russia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Change "Cuba" to "Haiti" and make the billionaires the Tech Bros and I was saying that well over a decade ago.
Close enough to America where commuter flights are a possibility, yet foreign so that the companies could re-register as a Haitian entity and enjoy zero corporate taxes and hire all of the Indians, Russians and Chinese they want.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (a4flb)
Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
21m
The Emperor is overjoyed to announce the appointment of Marcus Rubius as the Provincial Governor of Venezuela and has decreed six days of games in his honor
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (RuTUS)
If they tried, they'd end up like Che. They won't try.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)
* Sad Trombone *
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (iMotb)
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Hugo Chavez keeps getting lost in all this. THAT fucker needed to get his head ventilated. You know, before he died of natural causes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM (Ceyey)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I thought that, too. You can see her ribs. Not good.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (77rzZ)
Not a real problem since all the Tru-Cons are still fighting the USSR.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pawn at January 03, 2026 12:30 PM (Rmqfl)
goombahs > moolahs ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (gb3qv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM
I was shocked that Cuban healthcare couldn't save him.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (Ceyey)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 12:52 PM
I was shocked that Cuban healthcare couldn't save him.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:53 PM (jc0TO)
Who got his parrot, Pepe?
Posted by: tubal at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)
I'll have to note the Shah and his wife must've had good genes.
Check our all of Shah Jr's daughters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)
I have noticed for a long time that the Persian / Iranian people tend be quite good looking, especially the women.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (t0Out)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2026 12:54 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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For sure, but where did anyone get the idea that we're reinstalling her?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:55 PM (n7rxJ)
They'll slide into those sectors and we'll be revisiting everything we just accomplished in less than two years if we don't position the Venezuelans for success™
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 12:55 PM (NwnyJ)
For those who haven't seen her, this is Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Persia:
https://is.gd/p8Alhg
I'll have to note the Shah and his wife must've had good genes.
Check our all of Shah Jr's daughters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)
Meh.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 12:56 PM (g8Ew8)
Ugh.
Here we go. The leftards have their new talking point.
No one voted for running Venezuela. This isn't America first. Trump is ignoring the American people.
So, I guess they're going to try to run to the right of Trump on this issue. Like Oblabla did McCain.
Hopefully, Trump shows he can multitask in a forceful manner
cuz we'll be hearing that from the MSM force the next 10 months or so.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (Ceyey)
Yes, Trump mentioned twice Rubio having a phone conversation with her.
Posted by: one hour sober
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Delcy, not marina Machado? Hmmm.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (n7rxJ)
Place your bets now for January 3, 2062.
Posted by: TITP at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (r3hkP)
UKRAINE’S REAL SUPERPOWER: LEARNING AND BUILDING FASTER THAN REALITY CHANGES. “Ukraine is not winning the drone race because it found one brilliant design, it is winning because it built a ruthless innovation loop where reality at the front instantly reshapes what gets built next.”
https://is.gd/wIYo3k
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
Heh. I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Fen at January 03, 2026 12:58 PM (0TqDq)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:58 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Average people don't get photographed nearly as often.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (U5+2P)
Nice try on not contracting monkey pox.
It didn't work.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)
Cobs, please do the needful.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 12:58 PM
He amuses me, like a dancing monkey. He hasn't been vulgar yet.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (n7rxJ)
She is the next in line, and Trump and Rubio are nothing but observant of the niceties and laws - Reagan would just stomp them all and call it good.
Trump may have either tried to get her acquiescence or maybe just was trying to tell her to stay down or get kicked.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (rbvCR)
*chortles*
Posted by: Vengeance at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (golfv)
Posted by: MkY at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (q6tQZ)
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Did I miss something? Did Trump say that? I heard she's fled to Russia.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:51 PM (n7rxJ)
Sounds like somebody is confusing Maduro's VP with the duly-elected President, who is also a woman.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (hOOi9)
No one voted for running Venezuela.
The Leftards didn't vote for Trump so their feelings are irrelevant.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (NpAcC)
Won’t work.
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They were revealed to be Bill Clinton's vacation photos.
Posted by: TITP at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (r3hkP)
Posted by: Fen at January 03, 2026 01:01 PM (0TqDq)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 03, 2026 01:01 PM (4b7CV)
Posted by: Lame Stream Media at January 03, 2026 01:01 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 01:01 PM (Yl2Ob)
That's going to be shock to him to learn he's a woman.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 01:02 PM (Y1sOo)
She resigned today after her felony obstruction conviction.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 01:02 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 01:00 PM (hOOi9)
Cornina Machado was removed from the election in 2024 as she was seen as the favorite. She wasn't elected and Gonzales was - though the election was given to Maduro
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Heading to the hills requires a population to support you, but they don’t have that and they don’t have any cash anymore either. Maybe if they had someone like Calvera in Magnificent 7 they could try. Calling Yul Brynner, pick up the phone please
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Fen at January 03, 2026 01:01 PM (0TqDq)
==
"I'll have a Cuban Crunchwrap to go, please."
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (n7rxJ)
She is the next in line, and Trump and Rubio are nothing but observant of the niceties and laws - Reagan would just stomp them all and call it good.
Trump may have either tried to get her acquiescence or maybe just was trying to tell her to stay down or get kicked.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 12:59 PM (rbvCR)
She's next in line in a regime that Trump and Rubio just explained is illegitimate. If there's something real about this, it's perhaps because she was compromised, and is cooperating. Trump is talking about running Venezuela, but without having taken it over militarily, as far as I've heard. So that can only mean that insiders in power were compromised by the US, right? That would also explain why there was no real military resistance, wouldn't it?
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (hOOi9)
OK, this is definitely one of the regulars socking. You've overplayed your hand with that one.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 01:04 PM (3nLb4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply w
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Eating on a regular basis goes a long way toward democratization.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 01:04 PM (U5+2P)
No one voted for running Venezuela.
But if that is how the game is to be player, did the Leftards vote for Replacement Population, Trillion Dollar Fraud, losing wars in the middle east, destroying the health care system, aborting every baby and castrating the survivors, flat-lining education so it costs six figures to remain as stupid and ignorant as a five year old, double digit inflation and collapsed housing market?
They deliberately voted for all of that, right?
Then why do I care what enemies of the United States have to say about anything?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 01:04 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 03, 2026 01:04 PM (gm9Sb)
Just reading about that. She's the leader of the opposition, got the nomination, but the corrupt Maduro govt disqualified her from running. Then the Gonzales guy ran in her stead. And won.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (w6EFb)
@RepThomasMassie
If this action were constitutionally sound, the Attorney General wouldn’t be tweeting that they’ve arrested the President of a sovereign country and his wife for possessing guns in violation of a 1934 U.S. firearm law.
10:11 AM · Jan 3, 2026
Is that all they were indicted for, Massie?
Really?
This guy...
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Link up with ELN maybe. Sucks to be them.
Che was reduced to doing small raids on small towns' open markets for foods before he got tracked down.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)
Trump has done more good in 1 year than any other President.
Still not tired of it.
GFY, Commie Dems.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vK/Ja)
Later this year the USMCA (NAFTA) is scheduled for re-negotiation. The Heavy Crude factor (refined in the US) was a point of leverage for Canada. Now, conceivably, it is much less of a leverage point. Trump is preparing the field to negotiate with our second largest trading partner. All the other reasons for overturning Venezuela, while valid, was just noise.
Get ready to contend with a resurgence of Valero gas stations in the US. Also, get ready for another dip in fuel costs (at least in the Red states).
Posted by: Orson at January 03, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM (nljXp)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM (jc0TO)
At this point, everybody seems to think Maria Machado will be the one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM (w6EFb)
Che was reduced to doing small raids on small towns' open markets for foods before he got tracked down.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)
==
And expertly perforated.
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM (rj6Yv)
There is no war in Venezuela. It was over in less time than the average NFL game.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)
I am, how do you say, standing at attention to "do the wife".
Posted by: Corporal Paolo at January 03, 2026 01:08 PM (QZThv)
Link up with ELN maybe. Sucks to be them.
Che was reduced to doing small raids on small towns' open markets for foods before he got tracked down.
Posted by: Kindltot
Youtube vblogger "Itchy Boots" (Noraly) stopped by the place where Che got whacked in her South America to Alaska series. Really small out of the way out in the wilderness location. Interesting to see locations where history got made even if it is second hand.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 03, 2026 01:08 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Sexy MAGA at January 03, 2026 01:07 PM
Err, he's not entirely wrong.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:08 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 01:03 PM (hOOi9)
Could be, however Trump has lots of active hands working with him, and a courtesy call to the supposed head of state is one of those things that is cheap to do and may give lots of returns in time.
Threatening Putin's invited guest is not a good way to impress Putin I am guessing.
Diplomacy is the art of holding a big rock and saying "Good doggy" It makes things a little easier when things get tight.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 01:08 PM (rbvCR)
And with no Big Pharma ads.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM (r2KsI)
I just got this. I'm a little slow today.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (0CU3H)
You're right, I just heard that Delcy is sort of in consideration.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (Bz1pi)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: 2026 Blue Wave at January 03, 2026 01:02 PM (fv0zY)
He promised he wouldn't arrest Maurdo and take over Venezuela?
When?
It's like a script on repeat with you.
Last June we were all going to die in WWIII because he sent some missiles down some pipes in Iran.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Voters of New York at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM (3nLb4)
Friggin' Liberty Bowl was 3.5 hours yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 01:10 PM (iMotb)
@RepThomasMassie
If this action were constitutionally sound, the Attorney General wouldn’t be tweeting that they’ve arrested the President of a sovereign country and his wife for possessing guns in violation of a 1934 U.S. firearm law.
10:11 AM · Jan 3, 2026
_______________________________
Told ya so. The Leftists (and Massie is one) are discovering the word "sovereign". It will now be rammed down our throats incessantly. The word "borders" might even make an appearance.
Posted by: Orson at January 03, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)
Gardening and puttering is up. Think I'll stay here instead. Never really have anything constructive for the gardeners anyway.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 03, 2026 01:10 PM (QVmho)
So long as they fear
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 03, 2026 01:11 PM (wBaIH)
Che was reduced to doing small raids on small towns' open markets for foods before he got tracked down.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Run the commies south out of Colombia may not be a pleasant as it used to be for them. (> pulls up map of S. America)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 01:11 PM (U5+2P)
Sounds like one of those sovereign citizens.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 01:11 PM (QZThv)
We don't get it.
Posted by: Voters of New York at January 03, 2026 01:09 PM
*touches nose*
Posted by: Ukraine 1933 at January 03, 2026 01:12 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: IggyPop at January 03, 2026 01:11 PM
or not.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:12 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 01:13 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 01:13 PM (Yl2Ob)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2026 01:13 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:13 PM (jc0TO)
That's a lot of words. Are we being trolled by VDH now?
Posted by: Voters of New York at January 03, 2026 01:14 PM (3nLb4)
This may not be a good year for communists in the Western Hemisphere.
Libre Hemisferio Occidental
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 01:15 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 01:15 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 01:15 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 01:04 PM (a4flb)
Exactly. No more playing defense.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 01:16 PM (WHfpM)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:16 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Sexy MAGA at January 03, 2026 01:18 PM (/AUU2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 01:19 PM (otNgF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2026 01:19 PM
I thought he declined to run for reelection.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:20 PM (jc0TO)
You realize, that by constantly typing this, we're all teaching the spell-checkers to accept that as a valid spelling, right? Oy vey.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2026 01:20 PM (fcsql)
I have no other way to describe them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:21 PM (6ydKt)
Friggin' Liberty Bowl was 3.5 hours yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2026 01:10 PM (iMotb)
Didn't happen faster than the Rose Bowl. That game was over in no time.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 01:21 PM (7v6oI)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:22 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 01:21 PM
Touche.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:22 PM (jc0TO)
We're in your countries stealing your commie leaders I guess.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026 01:23 PM (jbmHx)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026 01:23 PM (jbmHx)
Nothing wrong with a little snatch and grab to start your Saturday morning with.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:25 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 01:27 PM (U5+2P)
We're in your countries stealing your commie leaders I guess.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026 01:23 PM (jbmHx)
I guess this is hard to process for anyone from California.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: 2 + 2 = Communist at January 03, 2026 01:28 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at January 03, 2026 01:29 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: 2 + 2 = Communist at January 03, 2026 01:28 PM (qUkBO)
Some of our RINO's too....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 01:29 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at January 03, 2026 01:29 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 03, 2026 01:25 PM (6ydKt)
Meh, I am more of a bag and tag guy myself.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 01:29 PM (/lPRQ)
Even better than a flaming skull, in my opinion.
X link from previous post: https://bit.ly/4soIN4L
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (P5BPp)
This is one of the coolest things I have ever seen.
Posted by: Kicks ass in all the right ways at January 03, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 01:31 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2026 01:33 PM (tgvbd)
Tighten up sweety--it just might coming.
Posted by: comanche voter at January 03, 2026 01:33 PM (cB7nX)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 01:31 PM
Despite the pain, I had to laugh at "Their only touchdown was at LAX."
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:34 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 01:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 03, 2026 01:35 PM (ayRl+)
Tighten up sweety--it just might coming.
Posted by: comanche voter at January 03, 2026 01:33 PM (cB7nX)
Just keep her out of Bergdorf-Goodman dressing rooms, she'll be alright.
Posted by: Hide yo commies, hide yo wives at January 03, 2026 01:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: 496 at January 03, 2026 01:37 PM (GJwrO)
We're in your countries stealing your commie leaders I guess.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026 01:23 PM (jbmHx)
I guess this is hard to process for anyone from California.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g8Ew
Glares at the good Dr.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 01:38 PM (QGaXH)
No one voted for running Venezuela. This isn't America first. Trump is ignoring the American people.
So, I guess they're going to try to run to the right of Trump on this issue. Like Oblabla did McCain.
...
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2026 12:57 PM (iJfKG)
The same Democrats that were mad that the U.S. military was blowing-up Maduro's drug boats in international waters, those Democrats? Americans have given a collective yawn to that Orange Man Bad line of attack.
Let's not forget that the Democrats and their stooges in the media have been bleating about one thing after another as the "existential threat to democracy (tm)." Remember when rebuilding the East Wing was constant criticism?
The Commies will move on to something else in a few weeks. Even their true-believers don't have any enthusiasm. I have a Lefty brother-in-law: he is a reliable indicator for whatever programming has gone out to the NPCs as the latest bete noire for their performative outrage. He was silent at the family Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings this year.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 03, 2026 01:38 PM (pJWtt)
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2007509638175174910
Again, if you research this evil woman, you will see that she has made more people "disappear" in Venezuela than anybody. Her reputation is that she enjoyed torturing the children of political opponents. She was in charge of the Helicoide, a prison where hundreds have been tortured under her authority.
I'm very happy for the Venezuelan people today! But this choice is mystifying to me. I hope it's just to draw her out of Russia and catch her.
I read that her brother has fled to Mexico.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 01:38 PM (Vx9n2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:39 PM (jc0TO)
Today is entertaining: he advocates strategies to survive Trump, including "goat yoga".
https://tinyurl.com/mrth2d3v
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:41 PM (m48BN)
"Hoy nacera un venezolano llamado Deltafors Donaltrom Vasques"
Someone posted that a child there will be named Deltafors Donaltrom Vasques.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 03, 2026 01:41 PM (+mUZM)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 01:42 PM (Vx9n2)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 03, 2026 01:42 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 01:46 PM (RuTUS)
The lady reporter was bagging on Nikita for being a fatty boombatty.
"They say we Americans are overfed, but the Russians look to be doing pretty good. Between him and his wife, you can hardly tell Eisenhower's in that car!"
It's bizarre. Hearing an American reporter who isn't an America-hating Communist. What a cool time to be alive. I've never experienced that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 01:47 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 01:47 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:48 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:48 PM (xxMK8)
Rugged individualism leading away the warmth of socialism.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 01:49 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:49 PM (jc0TO)
@SenFettermanPA
1h
Grateful for our U.S. military personnel that handled these orders in Venezuela with precision.
I maintain that we have the STRONGEST and MOST LETHAL military in the world—today proves that even more. 🇺🇸
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 01:50 PM (RuTUS)
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Meh, I'm sure it'll work work out swimmingly. All the best to the folks trying to make it work (seriously).
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at January 03, 2026 01:50 PM (ERYKL)
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Yikes! Its been years and years since you posted! Glad you are back!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xxMK8)
WTF ?!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 01:50 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
4h
Rugged individualism escorting the warmth of collectivism.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (RuTUS)
They do have a heritage. I mean, it's a history of misery and destruction but it is a heritage.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (xxMK8)
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2007509638175174910
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Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 01:38 PM (Vx9n2)
I seem to recall that you left the HQ because you are a Never-Trumper.
Also, Pres. Trump said that Rodrigues has said that she's willing to do what is necessary to make Venezuela great again, and that the U.S. will be running Venezuela until there are elections in Venezuela.
That's rather different than grabbing Maduro but leaving his administration in place, which is what your original post implied. I rather doubt Pres. Trump has gone through all of this just so Venezuelans can continue to be oppressed by Communists.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (pJWtt)
The left is evil. They must be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Tread lightly calling her a troll because you don't like her opinion. Or not.
Posted by: old chick at January 03, 2026 01:53 PM (F3Dlr)
He seems passionate about... certain aspects of his role as SoS that makes me think he might. If the conditions were right.
A US friendly Cuba, with or without him at the helm would really crush the commies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 01:53 PM (NwnyJ)
I guess this is hard to process for anyone from California.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g8Ew
I was kind of hoping Trump will snatch up California's leaders next if I'm being honest
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026 01:53 PM (yCMqD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:53 PM (xxMK8)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:54 PM (jc0TO)
*That* is a message to Mamdami.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 01:54 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 03, 2026
I would like to see Trump disappear a large number of prominent Americans. It's time.
America First!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 01:55 PM (BI5O2)
Progress!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 01:55 PM (xxMK8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
It is alive and. Just illegal to import to the US.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 01:55 PM (/lPRQ)
honestly that would rock
hopefully my husband is getting there!!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 01:56 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 01:55 PM
Are Cubans still illegal? There sure seem to plenty around. Are they coming in via Mexico?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:57 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)
??? Nope, that wasn't me. Maybe you're thinking of Gabe?
I stopped cobbing some time during Obama, I think. I don't remember exactly when but pretty sure it was pre-Trump era.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Vx9n2)
honestly that would rock
hopefully my husband is getting there!!!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 01:56 PM (emBoF)
Use the leftism against him.
"Come around to my way of thinking or you're cut off."
Don't accept his excuse if he response with "But you don't know where I'm getting it from."
Not that I think that, or anything. It's just a possible comeback I've heard about in the past.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
calm down
it's good to forgive and forget in the long run. these people aren't commies. just ... delicate
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 01:59 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Yeah, that's been a minute.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:00 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
Based on lauraw's post, I don't think they have come around. She popped-up to toss a grenade into the thread.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 03, 2026 02:00 PM (pJWtt)
Iran ties. Check.
Chinese money. Check.
Illegal campaign monies. Check.
Election theft. Check.
Weaponizing the justice system. Check.
Protecting criminals and inviting cross-border drug trade. Check.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 02:00 PM (hvdZy)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 02:00 PM (3uBP9)
That's funny as shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 02:01 PM (iNDz6)
I would enjoy Canada black bagging Newsom.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
it will be Rubio lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 02:02 PM (emBoF)
I'm not uncalm. I'll just never have any use for GOPe types. They ruined everything, they made Trump necessary, and then threw a decade-long, highly destructive temper tantrum about the dire situation they brought about. Enough of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:02 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
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Alberta learns from Trump and invades Ottawa
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (hvdZy)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Vx9n2)
Will the new mayor Madman of NYC try to intervene?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (SKxYB)
No kids, but plenty of expensive rides out front.
https://is.gd/n4kjJm
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:04 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Vx9n2)
I thought she'd already fled to Russia? Or did I misread something on the internet somewhere.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Vx9n2
I wasn't talking about you in particular. I don't remember you being an NT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:04 PM (jc0TO)
I'm betting they will consider this act as a high crime and misdemeanor should they actually take back congress in the midterms.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
I think they have enough leadership in Trump's cabinet and in the military to know about her background.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:05 PM (SKxYB)
That's funny as shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 02:01 PM (iNDz6)
Maduro and his wife are being brought back on the USS Iwo Jima. She's an amphibious assault ship.
I suspect that that was the ship used as the base for the Delta Force assault into Caracas. Conveniently, she'd have a brig, and a Marine detachment for guard duty.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 03, 2026 02:05 PM (pJWtt)
Will the new mayor Madman of NYC try to intervene?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I hope so. This is entertaining.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 02:05 PM (iNDz6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 03, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
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I did too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 02:06 PM (hvdZy)
I do keep quiet
it IS frustrating
it's all about "look" - his demeanor. which I see, it can be something. but my God. get past it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 03, 2026 02:07 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:07 PM (BI5O2)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 12:44 PM
Light the m signal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:11 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Case at January 03, 2026 02:11 PM (G1OIb)
Cobs who left off the top of my head during 2016:
JohnE
Gabe gay Malor
Drew M
The meatball decision desk idiot.
Niedermeyers Dead Horse
Am I missing anyone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 03, 2026 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
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The ship can support helicopters, V-22's and Harrier multi-roll jets that can take off vertically. Once in range of friendly airbases/airports he may be transferred and flown to NYC.
Or not.
Being on a USN ship for a couple days buys time. I'm not saying torture, but, yea... time for Maduro to "think about his position in life."
And lets the administration and the DoJ get their collective shit together so it's not a fucking cluster when he arrives.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 02:12 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:03 PM (Vx9n2)
Yet your first reaction was, "Trump has betrayed Venezuelans!!!"
Pres. Trump and his administration are pretty sober, level-headed folks. Perhaps they weighed the options and decided that letting that woman be a temporary figurehead was a more palatable option, rather than leaving a power-vacuum for the generals to try to play war lord.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 03, 2026 02:13 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Case at January 03, 2026 02:11 PM (G1OIb)
Detain him on a "trumped up" charge and force him to sit and watch as his hero is sentenced in a federal court.
Then tell him "you are a Trump republican now, capiche? Now run along and get to work on NYC's golden statue of him in Times Square, or you're next."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 02:18 PM (Ia/+0)
I also love the top 10 reasons Kurt says America's enemies are worried. I did not know they blew up Chavez's tomb, just to add the cherry on top for my former Venezuelan friend, who is no doubt full of happiness this morning in Florida.
I hope this is the beginning of the fall of commies, Tucker included. He's probably stuttering and spitting as he tries to make a podcast. Practicing his sad face about the world ending. I hope the Russian/Ukraine war ends. I hope Iran falls. I hope China temus back into whatever they were before Reagan's visit. I hope the Dims in Congress collectively implode with cartoon steam shooting out their ears (I am thinking Bernie and Nancy)
All I know is that I don't have ANYTHING to do today! Hurrah! I was a zombie yesterday with our baby granddaughter as the holiday joy and excitement caught up with my aging fat arse.
My husband gave me this news of our great and wonderful Special Forces first this morning; & that he's shipping a guitar he sold.
I think he has finally gotten the guitars he wants and is selling off the final one. I collected art and vintage dishes and glasses and he collected guitars, so I am happy for him. ¡Arriba!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 02:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: lauraw
She has 2 choices, remain in Russia or return to Venezuela thru the door Trump opened for her.
If she returns to fa she'll be the next to fo.
Posted by: old chick at January 03, 2026 02:19 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Biden wept at January 03, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)
I wish Chavez the Hugo had been around to see this.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still rebounding at January 03, 2026 02:22 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 03, 2026 02:24 PM (+mUZM)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 02:24 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop i
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In fact, he said that we are going to stay and make sure that the Maduro types are not running the place.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 02:24 PM (U5+2P)
Posted by: lauraw
She has 2 choices, remain in Russia or return to Venezuela thru the door Trump opened for her.
If she returns to fa she'll be the next to fo.
Posted by: old chick
She had already been sanctioned by the US for human rights violations.
I would not trust Trump. She is next.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2026 02:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Russia is becoming the place du jour to flee to when a corruptocracy fails. Apparently though that Russia is also taking a cut of the newly arrived former dictators wealth too for the sanctuary.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:25 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: No one at January 03, 2026 02:25 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 02:26 PM (cFv0u)
From one Southerner married to a guitar guy to another... he will never stop buying guitars. He can't help it. I'm sure he thinks he's done. He would never lie to you. But the universe is already conspiring to tantalizing him with a guitar he thought he'd never find for sale.
I know you know this, and I know you will be kind to him when it happens! 😂
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:26 PM (Vvh2V)
I wish Chavez the Hugo had been around to see this.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Smiling down from heaven while hurling x rated thunderbolts. I think the Lord gives him special dispensation for creativity.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 02:25 PM (Ia/+0)
By the pussy!
Posted by: Let's do this right at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Case at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (G1OIb)
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (mhN6B)
Yes, it's rare to see a 1000 comment thread anymore.
Posted by: PabloD
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Most of them nowadays are from Trump doing something.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (cFv0u)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (NkR8Z)
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)
So, good move, President Trump.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 02:28 PM (cFv0u)
Was not. Please do not put words in my mouth. I said Trump's team was stepping on their own dick. The man is great, but nobody's infallible. I think this is a mistake. Is it okay to question some specific actions of a president I overall support?
It does sound like she betrayed Maduro. Maybe there was an agreement in place where she gets to keep her skin in one piece and has to play nice while transferring power over to the democratic process. That would be great. But I wouldn't be surprised if the Venezuelans try to tear her to pieces anyway.
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:29 PM (Vx9n2)
From one Southerner married to a guitar guy to another... he will never stop buying guitars. He can't help it. I'm sure he thinks he's done. He would never lie to you. But the universe is already conspiring to tantalizing him with a guitar he thought he'd never find for sale.
I know you know this, and I know you will be kind to him when it happens! 😂
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:26 PM (Vvh2V)
Same as for gun guys. The number you need is always X+1, wherein X is the number of guns or guitars presently owned.
Posted by: The answer is yes at January 03, 2026 02:29 PM (TbWk/)
@FaytuksNetwork
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10m
BREAKING: Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodriguez says country will 'never be a colony of any nation'
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I guess that settles whether she'll be involved at all.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 02:29 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 02:29 PM (cFv0u)
Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado
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Unlike the left, I want Democrats spewing treacherous bile because it turns off indy voters and solidifies the Right.
Having the sadz becuz a leftist drug dealing corrupt POS that stole billions from Venezuela with his cronies and impoverished the people to the extent that 9 million Venezuelas expatriates left one of the wealthiest countries in earth is not something that causes normal people to want to vote for such.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:30 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Case at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (G1OIb)
It's too bad that coked up fatso Chavez died.
The American Left loved him sexually. If he was sitting on that ship trussed up like a pig, they'd be in a paroxysm of blind rage right now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:30 PM (ecekB)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 03, 2026 02:31 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: PabloD
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Most of them nowadays are from Trump doing something.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:27 PM (WDjG6)
Well, he is the President, so....
BTW, I love that when he leaves a voicemail, he starts off with "This is your favorite president..." Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still rebounding at January 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:31 PM (ecekB)
Posted by: Skip
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Good. The more they spew, the worse they look. The more they defend the indefensible, the smaller and more hideous they appear to others.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:32 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:31 PM (Vvh2V)
It was his bodyfat
Posted by: It'll burn for days at January 03, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)
This will probably get me banned, but I found Chavez to be kind of charming. Not charming. Bad choice of words. But he was funny. I will never forget the sombrero.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:33 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Link up with ELN maybe.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 01:05 PM (rbvCR)
Electric Light Norchestra?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 02:33 PM (RuTUS)
Rugged individualism leading away the warmth of socialism.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 01:49 PM (RuTUS)
Somebody should photoshop a pair of Buc-ees Pajama pants on him....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:34 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: It'll burn for days at January 03, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)
×××××××
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:34 PM (Vvh2V)
BTW, I love that when he leaves a voicemail, he starts off with "This is your favorite president..." Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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He is a statesman that we will probably not see again in our lives. Although his superior team gives me hope for politics after Trump.
Vance Rubio would be a helluva team. And we also have DeSantis in the bullpen.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:34 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:34 PM (ecekB)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:49 PM (jc0TO)
'up' Piper's way? Where are you - on an oil platform out in the Gulf?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:35 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:33 PM
Didn't have the line a the UN about smelling Sulphur?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:36 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2026 02:36 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 01:49 PM (jc0TO)
'up' Piper's way? Where are you - on an oil platform out in the Gulf?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:35 PM (QGaXH)
Ballet barre butt-sculpting class
Posted by: NTTAWWT at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Skip
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I'd settle for Khameini and co booking Aeroflot to flee to Moscow. They can reside at the Home for Deposed Dictators.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:33 PM (Vvh2V)
The red, yellow, and blue tracksuit and the shoulder-parrot were definitely funny. Like a Mexican pirate had a giant fat baby with Russian mobster.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:35 PM
Six miles or so south of her place.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 03, 2026 02:39 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Hellooooo, McFly! at January 03, 2026 11:07 AM (qUkBO)
They did indict him, but otherwise, yes. It makes me wonder if SDNY has USA’s or Judges that Bondi likes working with.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 03, 2026 02:39 PM (6PsXE)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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He was a thug, murderer, and a thief. His daughter is worth billions from the stolen money from Venezuela that Chavez pilfered.
Chavez betrayed everything that he claimed to stand for and the world is a better place with him gone. So no, I don't find such amusing. Any more that Saddam Hussein or Castro. All of them left behind ruined countries that were menaces to all the nations around them.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:40 PM (WDjG6)
https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/2007509638175174910
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 01:38
That's not what I heard on that clip. Trump said he heard she had been sworn in as President. Not that he or Rubio approved the move as you imply.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2026 02:41 PM (bQ4nt)
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 02:42 PM (cFv0u)
That's fine.
We'll just send him back to VZ. He won't be acquitted by a jury of people he personally tormented.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2)
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No, don't think so. People who think Crazy Ovens is "hot" are still around. I think...
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 02:43 PM (W3eFU)
Posted by: Hellooooo, McFly!
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Indictment dates from 2020. This does not preclude additional charges in other states and federal districts.
Often you have a holding indictment that is superceded by new information.
In the case of Maduro, you probably have a lot of underlings willing to spill the beans on matters like cartel ops, interfering in US elections (Smartmatic was a Venezuelan company and its software also runs Dominion Voting Systems), bribery of US officials (apparently we have a list of State and CIA officials bribed by Venezuela now), etc.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:43 PM (WDjG6)
I know you know this, and I know you will be kind to him when it happens! 😂
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:26 PM (Vvh2V)
Ha! He only started doing this after retirement. I figure he deserved it and go forth and buyeth. It makes him happy and on his toes. Then he decides to sell for reasons unknown. I would not be surprised, either, if he eventually buys another. He "claims" he has what he wants now with both acoustic and electric.
He also knows I have no more room for my china/crystal collection (until I get my mother's). Her blast off to heaven will be mourned and also some stress with my mens as I arrange a van to haul stuff here. There will be whining that I will ignore.
Our sons will then add to their own mourning when we blast off and they have to have an estate sale.
I simply don't care what they think. I still use the dishes and the skier son can keep on skiing, and the fisherman son can keep on fishing as they have their own "stuff."
They know not to mess with Mama over her dishes, altho I do receive texts when they travel with, "Here is a restaurant who has almost as many dishes as Mom." I respond with a Ha!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 02:43 PM (WONhk)
He goes back to VZ? Assumes his previous roll? I just don't see it.
But you know who's got more riding on this than Maduro?
Bondi.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 02:44 PM (NwnyJ)
The American Left loved him sexually. If he was sitting on that ship trussed up like a pig, they'd be in a paroxysm of blind rage right now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Someone better do a social welfare check on Sean Penn. He is probably rolling on the floor stoned and weeping about his buddies being taken out.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WDjG6)
I did not read what he said, by the way.
Headline news from me, not in depth nor despair.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2026 02:45 PM (Vx9n2)
Posted by: Case at January 03, 2026 02:46 PM (G1OIb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Indictment is from 2020 under Barr. Does not preclude additional indictments in other jurisdictions for additional crimes. Simply a holding indictment that under the Noriega precedents meant US executive was legally protected from acting to bring him into custody.
In the Noriega case, they ended up superceding the original indictment anyway after he was captured. New information from turned Venezuelas and now covert information can be used for new indictments.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:47 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 02:12 PM (NwnyJ)
Who says they're taking him to NYC? MAL is right there on the coast and probably has a helipad or most certainly space for a helo to land.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:48 PM (ecekB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Would not be surprised that Maduro pleads guilty to US charges to avoid being sent back to Venezuela.
When you piss off 70 percent of the population and probably 90 percent of expats from there, doesn't look good for continued survival.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:51 PM (WDjG6)
Oh absolutely! I shed no tears over his death. I shouldn't have posted it. 😂 Not the first time I've done that. 😉
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:51 PM (Vvh2V)
Some on X saying it was indeed an ammo dump.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 02:51 PM (0A/JS)
I think it's a bit more nuanced. The goal seems to be to return Venezuela to its democrat ways prior to Chavez. They do have a constitution that has a line of succession and she is the VP, like it or not. and given who appointed her I doubt either Trump or Rubio like her.
But she is probably on a very short leash until new elections can be held.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 02:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:45 PM (WDjG6)
I never loved Penn more than when he got frustrated with Katrina survivors, rented a little rowboat to be a hero, which promptly started leaking before he left the shore or dock.
By then I was looney from stress and then spontaneously laughing hysterically at him and Jerry Revolto and Shep Dikhead Smith.
The stress of seeing the MS Coast of my childhood wiped off the map later gave me heart arrythmias. I was also worried about my invalid father as they did not have power for 2wks. From stress the docs said.
I can get worked up and it is a silent work up vs acting out or simply crying like a normal person. I internalize then something blows. Hives has also been on the menu weeks after something stressful.
People think I am doing well & calm, and I think I am doing well with whatever we are dealing with. Then two weeks later or so I have stuff, leading to more stress as I have to see a MD.
I am going to try to do better this year. I rarely have any stress, but when I do, wowzers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 02:52 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 03, 2026 02:53 PM (Vvh2V)
I did not read what he said, by the way.
Headline news from me, not in depth nor despair.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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He's acting like it's 9/11 redux and rushing to protect NY Venezuelans -- from singing and dancing themselves sore, I guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 02:53 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Very probably to try them for crimes against the Venezuelan people. Also to prevent a resurgence of the Chavinistas thugs that remain.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:53 PM (WDjG6)
I am going to try to do better this year. I rarely have any stress, but when I do, wowzers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Stress can be a killer. Thank the Lord that the Democrats are no longer in power. Major stress relief right there.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:55 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 02:56 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ian S.
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Well, Chavez's crypt will not be a rallying point for the remaining Chavinistas unless they like celebrating around a giant hole in the ground.
Posted by: whig at January 03, 2026 02:57 PM (WDjG6)
Thanks. No: I meant why would they want them back as President or VP? The VP escaped to Russia. If she thought the people of Venezuela really supported her she might have stayed to take over.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:58 PM (ecekB)
Posted by: Sexy MAGA at January 03, 2026 02:58 PM (Vb3xW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 02:30 PM (ecekB)
My understanding was he was referring to the Nobel Prize lady who was SUPPOSED to run for president but was forced off the ballot the same way they tried to force Trump off the ballot. The guy who actually 'won' the election replaced Nobel Prize lady on the ballot but the regime cooked the books to make it look like Maduro won so he stayed in power.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:59 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 03:01 PM (VE6XX)
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"She's willing to do what she needs to do to make Venezuela great again. "
That could be stepping aside.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 03:01 PM (n7rxJ)
There is one chick who always questions everything he does. Like Loomer, she somehow knows best on vetting and international decisions.I can predict her reaction from a thousand miles away. She can yap about the Ukraine forever (I think she is pro Youcraine). Then expounds on a squirrel's death in her yard and has a state funeral for it.
On top of being a supermodel I should have been a shrink, altho I hated every psych course I had to take as well as in psych wards as a student nurse. There are times my family thinks I should be in a psych ward, but too bad!
I read people and am 99% correct in real life. Maybe less on the internet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 03:03 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: whig
Sure, but if VZ actually can manage a stable anti-commie government, nothing prevents them from restarting an extradition treaty with the US. He'll stew in a US prison for a year or two, then back home he goes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2026 03:05 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:35 PM
Six miles or so south of her place.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
She mentioned Pensacola once so I thought she was on the coast...I guess she's further inland.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 03:05 PM (QGaXH)
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The Germans had a word for it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 03:05 PM (RIvkX)
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"She's willing to do what she needs to do to make Venezuela great again. "
That could be stepping aside.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at January 03, 2026 03:01 PM
The judges would have also accepted 'I will be hanging myself in my cell'.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 03:06 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 03:16 PM (ciXcx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 02:48 PM (BI5O2)
YD Johnson is right!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 03:20 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 02:35 PM
Six miles or so south of her place.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
Very cool!
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 03:25 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 03:30 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 03:01 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 03:34 PM (RuTUS)
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 03:25 PM
You missed the 1K.
We called.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 03:30 PM (jc0TO)
Thanks! G&R nabbed it, which is fun.
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 03:34 PM (RuTUS)
C'mon Ace, do better. Since nobody in the American UniParty government has done a thing - except perhaps grift - about Maduro/Chavez for 25 years under the Monroe Doctrine... well... maybe our UniParty and their lobbyists has benefitted from the relationship. Shapiro is part of that UniParty.
Gee, the Deep State(CIA) drug running ops have yielded hundreds of billions that are unaccounted for....
Posted by: Danimal28 at January 03, 2026 08:58 PM (iXm17)
Posted by: Exiled2Texas at January 03, 2026 11:18 PM (YINx+)
America:
A country that will cross a river full of ice, in a blizzard, in the dark of night, kill your FOP with knives, swords, and bayonets so as not to disturb the sleeping Hessians who partied hard on Christmas.
Posted by: waepnedmann at January 04, 2026 01:16 AM (Hn8lp)
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