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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Billy Morrow Jackson
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cmeat at January 08, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 09:32 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: gp at January 08, 2026 09:32 AM (GHIyr)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 08, 2026 09:32 AM (rDZVo)
ESPONJA!!1!!1!1
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 09:32 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Donny Brook at January 08, 2026 09:32 AM (Dc1Hd)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (ukUWv)
and the knobs are dented
sourpuss is disappointed and frustrated
it's a good thing we rented
Posted by: cmeat at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: gp at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (GHIyr)
Feel cheated somehow?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 08, 2026 09:33 AM (aLI2b)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qDqQ5)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Kingsman at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (ehY6c)
Those are some grand tetons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)
Kinda looks like she might be nursing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)
Gift: Donated in memory of Dr. H. Lester Cooke
Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
--just the punch line
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (vK/Ja)
Posted by: dantesed at January 08, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qDqQ5)
I had a reply for this but it references current events so CBD would get all French on us.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Aspiring Lesbian Poet at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (x0n13)
Indeed, but she also seems royally pissed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (rDZVo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability
After selling all the furniture. I shudder to think what might be in the cup she's about to splash in his face.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (qDqQ5)
Artist
Billy Morrow Jackson, born Kansas City, MO 1926-died Urbana, IL 2006
Credit Line
Smithsonian American Art Museum, Gift of an anonymous donor in memory of Dr. H. Lester Cooke
Date
1971
Object number
1980.59
Restrictions & Rights
Usage conditions apply
Type
Painting
Medium
oil on fiberboard
Dimensions
41 7/8 x 48 1/8 in. (106.4 x 122.3 cm)
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: 80s PSA at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (JCZqz)
1) She's facing the wall. Did the painter put her in...naked timeout?
2) It looks like an empty house? Is she mad because instead of unloading their stuff the painter wanted to paint her NOW?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: pookysgirl, shrinking from that glare at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)
Straight part down the center of the head?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (s0JqF)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (jPv1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (sDNVV)
Posted by: Madame Huma at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (aLI2b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 09:34 AM (x0n13)
Indeed, but she also seems royally pissed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:36 AM (bss/y)
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Like a COB, I can hear her now:
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (IpnJw)
sure seems like i wouldn't need to visit the fridge to lighten my coffee.
Posted by: cmeat at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (R11M+)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (4rWc3)
But...make sure he isn't bringing over a coworker with him first...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Clothes too, from the looks of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: gp at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (GHIyr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (8Xy/A)
Maybe the movers haven’t arrived and the airline lost her luggage?
Posted by: Piper at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (OoFl2)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 08, 2026
***
More like a severe pout because of disappointment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 08, 2026 09:39 AM (1HW+a)
I agree with you.I like the door.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:39 AM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: From about That Time at January 08, 2026 09:39 AM (ynRNo)
But...make sure he isn't bringing over a coworker with him first...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (sKqQm)
*David French perks up*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:39 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anonymous Donor's Wife at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026
*
Straight part down the center of the head?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026
***
Exactly.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)
And he's not talking to his brother anymore, either.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (/16YE)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 09:37 AM (sDNVV)
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* chuckles *
Imma open a "Sex Therapy" business for needy children in Minnesomalia and request a few hundred million dollars from Uncle Sugar and Aunt Grift ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (IpnJw)
She has a nightgown over her shoulders not on her body
If she was wearing it and decided to just show off her assets it would still be around her arms. But instead she picked it up and just put it over her.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Wood Eye at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: George Costanza at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)
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lol
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:41 AM (06Hmj)
And he's not talking to his brother anymore, either.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM
All she needs is that mug. And that chair. And that pajama to. And that's it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:42 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 09:43 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: pawn at January 08, 2026 09:43 AM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026
*
Straight part down the center of the head?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026
***
Exactly.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)
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"Fuck you!" -- Peggy Lipton (AKA Jule from "The Mod Squad")
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:43 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (cFv0u)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)
No painter who needed a generic space for their painting would dream up this clashing mess of perspective out of thin air.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (IG3/x)
I'm guessing the hall to the left leads to the front door.
And WHY am I analyzing doors and windows when there are much more interesting things in this painting to obsess about?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
1.No mousy guy.
2.No End table.
3. No transom.
Three strikes! Y'er out!
Posted by: The Eyes Have It at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (sDNVV)
Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (cFv0u)
Maybe it's a commentary, 'he took everything when he left except these bad fake boobs.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:42 AM (kgE5c)
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I re-enact that "The Jerk" scene every couple of months in a variety of situations (mostly at home).
"... and this paddle-ball ... and this lamp ... and this ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM
Is next, afternoon vear!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)
Why? That's not a typical 3:30 for most of you?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: ballistic at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (5aZAZ)
And WHY am I analyzing doors and windows when there are much more interesting things in this painting to obsess about?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)
______________
You're a homosexual. Or you want to sleep with your mother.
Posted by: Every Psychiatrist Everywhere All the Time at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (Bo9Yf)
Posted by: Kingsman at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (ehY6c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM (n9ltV)
Don't be silly.
My boobs are nowhere near as nice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:48 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (/HZvU)
Kind of my point. Would look great in a dress... not so well free roam.
These are nit picks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:48 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 08, 2026 09:48 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM (n9ltV)
Don't be silly.
My boobs are nowhere near as nice.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 09:48 AM (06Hmj)
*golfclap*
Mrs Warai: he also does not bother with the negligee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 09:45 AM (IG3/x)
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New ICD-10 entry (Muldoon will know the details):
PTBD (Post-Traumatic Breast Disorder)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)
Perhaps this is a coed who's just been told she hasn't quite earned the A she thought she was going to get for this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Emil Sitka at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)
"... and this paddle-ball ... and this lamp ... and this ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026
***
I do the Airplane! gag.
Me: "Toast."
Miss Linda: "Toast?"
Me: "It's a procedure where you roast a piece of bread between electric heating panels. But that's not important right now."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: PabloD at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM
You know about the cup sizes,?
Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Now you've made it even more grim.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 09:50 AM (NuV6c)
Yeah. One interesting thought experiment: leave everything the same, but she has a beautiful smile on her face.
Would completely change the whole piece.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: The Eyes Have It
We can provide several brown graduates from our quality learing center! Durk durk, Allah.
Posted by: Muhammed Muhammad Mohammed at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (ScJGb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)
“Stop or I’ll shoot” must have been OK at one time, fleeing felon or not. It is part of every old time movie or radio cop drama.
The really vintage Dragnet is interesting, before search warrants and Miranda. They’d bring a suspect down to the station for 5 or 6 hours of questioning and search his house top to bottom.
Posted by: Common Tater
Dragnet had nothing on Highway Patrol.
Broderick Crawford capped at least one person an episode.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:47 AM (bss/y)
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There's a video out there somewhere showing nicotine attacking and destroying viruses under a microscope.
I have a dear old friend from high school who swears by wearing nicotine patches as a way to fight off any infections.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Well, you just never looked at her face.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (vV6n9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:46 AM
I guess I have a very boring life.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (kgE5c)
Ha! Glad I'm not the only one who does this.
"I'm picking out a thermos for you! Not an ordinary thermos for you!. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (bss/y)
Or a knowing, coquettish gaze!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:54 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Muhammed Muhammad Mohammed
Dirka dirka muhammad jihad
Haka sherpa sherpa
Abac allah
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 09:54 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: tankascribe at January 08, 2026 09:54 AM (NtoJk)
I have a dear old friend from high school who swears by wearing nicotine patches as a way to fight off any infections.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026
***
It may be a coincidence. But I've been sick exactly once since I took up the pipe again in early 2021.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:54 AM (wzUl9)
Me: "Toast."
Miss Linda: "Toast?"
Me: "It's a procedure where you roast a piece of bread between electric heating panels. But that's not important right now."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM
I do that one a lot. Sometimes people even get it. I like those people.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:54 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: stv at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (XMeSM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lincolntf
It's the local equivalent of nations crying "That's against international law" as Trump grabs Maduro and Venezuelan oil tankers.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Well, you just never looked at her face.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026
***
Probably not. But I do recall she wore glasses -- the "hot librarian" look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 09:52 AM (ScJGb)
So do I, and it is a carefully painted and quite detailed sparseness, which I found interesting!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (n9ltV)
Put in time-out for too much flashing the neighborhood?
Posted by: RandomDave at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: JTB at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)
https://tinyurl.com/3aj5v23u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:51 AM (8Xy/A)
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I can see boobies in those clouds!
j/k, thanks Fen
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Mmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)
"I'm picking out a thermos for you! Not an ordinary thermos for you!. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (NuV6c)
____________
Have thermoses changed shape or just gone away completely? Somehow you never see the old style anymore.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:57 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 09:57 AM (36PRH)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 09:57 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: muldoon at January 08, 2026 09:58 AM (/iMjX)
(But she doesn't look particularly happy about it)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 09:55 AM (cYBz/)
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You try going around with two five pound bags of sand taped to your chest, see how you like it.
Posted by: Nekkid Girl at January 08, 2026 09:58 AM (X4XpB)
Posted by: Member of the band Chicago, squinting at the clock across the room at January 08, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JTB at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)
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Always appreciate your analyses, JTB.
First thing I noticed is that the immediate door slightly-left of center is in focus (like taken by a camera), while the right-of-center woman and rest if the background are somewhat out-of-focus.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (DgMqy)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (BNA0v)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 09:56 AM
I do like his treatment of the wood and the hardware.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (kgE5c)
Which means somebody could walk in at any moment and get the surprise or shock of his or her life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
It's no coincidence. I haven't been sick once since I took the gaspipe.
Posted by: Jazz Musician Jack Purvis at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Michael K at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (eCB+U)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Save that for the ladies' room at Planet Fitness.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: MiG18 at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (/ndhT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:57 AM
I think they've been largely replaced by the ubiquitous travel mug.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (kgE5c)
Miss Linda: "Toast?"
Me: "It's a procedure where you roast a piece of bread between electric heating panels. But that's not important right now."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
If I step into an elevator and the woman in the car says 'Going Down?", at a minimum she's going to be able to tell her buds, "Geebus, old men will say anything!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (cYBz/)
——-
I somehow managed to acquire the China Lung Rot in February 2020. I hadn’t had any sort of Flu in about 15 or 20 years, but I knew I was in for an unpleasant experience. Ordinarily I quit the ciggies, as a bacterial lung infection is not a pleasant upgrade.
Fever was 104 and not going away. Then, the word went out from China that former smokers who acquired the lung rot were dying all out of proportion compared to smokers.
Do I quit for the duration, or not? LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at January 08, 2026 10:01 AM (tXwiM)
No, it's a little later than that.
Maybe 25 or 26 minutes to four.
Posted by: Member of the band Chicago, squinting at the clock across the room at January 08, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
-----------------
[Channels Sponge:] "You asked for it."
Greatest live guitar performance ever (Terry Kath was Jimi Hendrix' favorite guitarist) at Tanglewood in 1970 -- 25 or 6 to 4:
youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7j___
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (IpnJw)
Every night around 10:00 pm, you realize it's only 6:30 pm.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (6mogZ)
I think Thermos brand still makes their classic ones, the kind with the lid that doubles as a cup? We just got rid of one that was my grandmothers - it finally wore our.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (NuV6c)
Mrs Jackson: I found out about your secret apartment. And your secret woman!
Mr Jackson (thinking furiously): Uh no honey its not like that at all, I'm uh...painting her yeah. That's it.
Mrs Jackson: Then why did I see her naked in the window?!?
Mr Jackson: She's not naked baby. She's got a nightgown in the painting, but uh, I made her look all arty.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (36PRH)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at January 08, 2026
***
If so, they are pretty tiny. Her left forearm blocks any view.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (36PRH)
https://tinyurl.com/3aj5v23u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Blue sky? BLUE SKY!??!!! Please, God, no! Anything but that! I....oh. The actual sky! Oh thank goodness. 😭
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Michael K at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (eCB+U)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE "SPARTAN BROTH", THEIR CHARACTERISTIC NATIONAL MEAL.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 08, 2026 10:03 AM (X4XpB)
And he's not talking to his brother anymore, either.
- - - -
Wow, nailed the mood perfectly!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 10:03 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: muldoon at January 08, 2026 09:58 AM (/iMjX)
FINE!
I'll do it.
There once was a tenant alone,
who couldn't pay rent on her own.
With large, sagging breasts,
She failed gravity’s tests,
As the landlord demanded a bone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:03 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Doctor FRONK-en-shteen at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM (JkO4W)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Fellow Organic Tree Farmer at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM (RIvkX)
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"Yeah, but it's never happened before so it can't be happening now."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)
who couldn't pay rent on her own.
With large, sagging breasts,
She failed gravity’s tests,
As the landlord demanded a bone.
GRIM
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (NuV6c)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: scottst at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (6fhoX)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 08, 2026
***
Which makes me wonder: Is Roman Meal bread still available?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: epador at January 08, 2026 10:06 AM (TRnzq)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 10:06 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (wzUl9)
Internet says yes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:06 AM (36PRH)
I'll do it.
There once was a tenant alone,
who couldn't pay rent on her own.
With large, sagging breasts,
She failed gravity’s tests,
As the landlord demanded a bone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:03 AM
*slow clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:06 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Teri Garr at January 08, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: red speck at January 08, 2026 10:07 AM (Ve/HL)
No matter how much you hate them it will never be enough.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:08 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, and what about Roman's Frozen Pizza?
Posted by: Meat Lover Deluxe at January 08, 2026 10:08 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Michael K at January 08, 2026 10:00 AM (eCB+U)
No, she's definitely not a pre-pubescent boy.
The Spartans would've had no interest whatsoever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:04 AM
Watching his livestream. Things getting sporty in Iran.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: red speck
Leaning back with my heels in the air sounds like the start of a great party!!!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: capercaillie4901 at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (f1WVr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, and what about Roman's Frozen Pizza?
Posted by: Meat Lover Deluxe
Speaking of today's art -- Ruth Roman. Mmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)
She's pouting because her husband got an emergency call and had to stop right as she was about to, well.
Posted by: RandomDave at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 08, 2026 09:53 AM (vV6n9)
What you are watching is the result of parents not spanking their kids.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: red speck at January 08, 2026 10:07 AM (Ve/HL)
Feature, not bug. And "her", not "his".
Posted by: Billy Morrow Jackson at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Monty Hall at January 08, 2026 10:10 AM (cUMVS)
Never look in the mirror of a medicine cabinet while opening it. Unless you wish to see your crazy ex-girlfriend holding a butcher's knife.
Posted by: guy who watches too many scary movies at January 08, 2026 10:10 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, and what about Roman's Frozen Pizza?
Posted by: Meat Lover Deluxe at January 08, 2026 10:08 AM (oftw2)
I love eating Roman food under the light of Roman candles.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: RandomDave at January 08, 2026 10:09 AM
Push the buy button on Amazon?
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:10 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: creeper at January 08, 2026 10:10 AM (80oeU)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 10:05 AM (NuV6c)
It's Muldoon's fault! He is holding out and won't write a good one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:12 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 08, 2026 10:12 AM (8CIFn)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (36PRH)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (4rWc3)
211 Need to stop watching the news."
Still fronted by Huey Lewis?
/ the news
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)
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Obligatory:
"In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!"
Bateman murders Allen with an axe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 09:57 AM
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I drive several hours each day for work (as a courier) and carry a modern "lunch box" -- light zippered material with a slot for an ice pack, and carry water & electrolyte bottles and occasionally food.
Also a side bonus -- especially in the Arizona summers: my mobile phone frequently gets so hot (usually streaming something and/or charging in the heat) that it overheats and I an place it in my lunch box next to the ice pack to cool it back down to a reasonable and operable temperature.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (IpnJw)
You have never seen "Last Tango in Paris"?b
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)
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So...they've forgotten about bombing the shit out of their nuclear site at Fordow, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM (XuXeR)
The poor dears! We'll re-settle them...
Posted by: Lutheran Ladies' Auxiliary of Lakeville, Minnesota at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM (cUMVS)
Old house with modern laminated wood floors? Seems odd.
Posted by: 5cats at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM (evYr/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM (emBoF)
Obvious Baldwin escutcheon, IYGWIM.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM (zdLoL)
224 222 Tousi is reporting IRGC dependents are in flight out of Iran.
OMG
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM (emBoF)
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It's just a pre-planned trip to Disneyland Paris.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)
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One has to wonder how many Iranian (and Other) Islamist Terrorist Cells the Truly Treasonous AutoPen Empire imported -- if not invited and flew in gratis -- into the country from 2021 through 2024?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:16 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: 5cats at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM
Some people just don't appreciate classic decor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:16 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026
***
They're a little too shadowy, or dirty -- or both -- to make any kind of judgment.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (/HZvU)
_____________
He's been saying similar shit since this started. Maybe it's different this time. Hope so.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Marilyn Chambers.. at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (oftw2)
Obvious Baldwin escutcheon, IYGWIM.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM
Careful...you're going to trigger CBD.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (TezPK)
Kari Lake buys Iowa condo as speculation swirls about her future. The twice-defeated Arizona candidate has long flirted with politics in her home state.
Kari Lake...recently purchased a $60,000 condo in her home community of eastern Iowa...Official property records from Scott County, Iowa, show the November sale of the two-bedroom condominium in a brick apartment building in Davenport to a family trust controlled by Lake. She graduated from a high school near the property before attending the University of Iowa.
Sen. Grassley has not closed the door on running for re-election in 2028, but would be 95 years old on Election Day if he pursued another term.
In early 2025, as Iowa’s other Republican senator, Joni Ernst, faced criticism from Trump loyalists over her support for the incoming president’s agenda, Lake planned a political visit to the greater Des Moines area. A source familiar with her political interests said at the time that Lake had not ruled out a primary challenge to Ernst, who later announced she would retire rather than seek re-election.
Posted by: Intercepted MSNOW Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 10:13 AM (IG3/x)
US Gen. "Raisin'" Kane grins approvingly since it has been a while since an all around ass-woopin has been administered.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (XuXeR)
It's just a pre-planned trip to Disneyland Paris.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:15 AM
with just a short lay-over in Moscow
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (tljrc)
If the police officer who shot and killed Ashley during Jan 6, was not being made to stand trial, why is there any talk about this border guard being sued?
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (Sv8TC)
Took a look. Yes, Thermos LLC still makes beverage and food thermoses. The style has changed a bit, but the function remains the same. Lunchboxes are still around too, but, again, look quite different than my dim, distant youth remembers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (tgvbd)
Or wait do they hate each other? Baaths va Shia and all that.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (DgMqy)
If the police officer who shot and killed Ashley during Jan 6, was not being made to stand trial, why is there any talk about this border guard being sued?
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (Sv8TC)
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State and local prosecutors will try.
But, the DOJ will motion to have the case moved to federal courts since it's a federal officer performing his official duties.
And then the DOJ will take the case and motion for it to be dismissed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 09:44 AM (8Xy/A)
I'm guessing there's no "wet fields" in the painting above.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Meat Lover Deluxe
Lulu Roman's Frozen Pizza
*Feeds 28
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: Peep Show Mop Boy at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (oftw2)
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He's been saying similar shit since this started. Maybe it's different this time. Hope so.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
See also: Kathleen Kennedy, Doomcock.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
If the police officer who shot and killed Ashley during Jan 6, was not being made to stand trial, why is there any talk about this border guard being sued?
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (Sv8TC)
(D)ifferent (R)ules
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:20 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 10:20 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: pawn at January 08, 2026 10:20 AM (Rmqfl)
If the police officer who shot and killed Ashley during Jan 6, was not being made to stand trial, why is there any talk about this border guard being sued?
Posted by: Chillin the most
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Same reason there was much talk about the same for Michael Byrd. Just different sides doing the talking.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:20 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:19 AM
Hard to tell, but there's certainly a lot of hardwood around the place. Could be more on the floor, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:21 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: It never fails at January 08, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)
It's not heaven. It's Iowa...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (XuXeR)
Every night around 10:00 pm, you realize it's only 6:30 pm.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:02 AM (6mogZ)
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lol
Winter is the worst.
"Wait, it's dark outside and it's ONLY 5:30?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (DgMqy
I got to see them in the early 2000's past their peak popularity by a few years. It was about a 3000 seat venue.
They played for about an hour and a half and i knew every word to every song they played.
Pretty impressive. They were huge back Inna day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (i0Hi3)
$60k?! Is it on the floor of a big meatpacking plant?
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (kpuIJ)
So, did he recieve total consciousness?
Posted by: man
________
Fun fact: That was not in the script. Bill Murray improvised the whole thing. Makes me wonder what the dude with the pitchfork against his neck was thinking.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
Because...I spent my money on the Clapgo D. 29, it's the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only one design flaw:the door... [closing door] must be closed!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:23 AM (DgMqy)
Kari Lake found a two-BR condo for $60K? Where is this fabled town, and must you travel a Yellow Brick Road to get there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
Methinks it's like Tish James buying a house in Norfolk, VA for $130K. Might be worthwhile to ask.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:23 AM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (yMxXU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I had a plaid lunch box with a matching plaid thermos.
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (lJ0H4)
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Had two elections stolen from her, as did the squish RINO Martha McSally.
Arizona is a deep red state, but Maricopa (Phoenix) and Pima (Tucson) Counties continue to steal Governor and US Senate elections with impunity.
* spit *
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)
You can buy 3 bedroom houses for $100k in many parts of the country. And not in the ghetto or tear downs. Actual livable homes for regular people.
You have step out of the media centric narrative that you need $1M in cash for a down payment on a studio apartment. That’s true in coastal cities. Out in flyover country, houses are generally affordable to the masses.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM (BI5O2)
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Big protest in Minneapolis this morning. Still seems to be going.
Feds are just arresting anyone who touches them, though, all while ICE keeps rolling up to known illegal haunts.
This DHS is not going to slow down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:25 AM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Tuna at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (lJ0H4)
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I have a memory of popular Charlie Brown (& Snoopy and the Gang) lunchboxes and thermoses from back in the late 60s and 70s).
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (IpnJw)
You have step out of the media centric narrative that you need $1M in cash for a down payment on a studio apartment. That’s true in coastal cities. Out in flyover country, houses are generally affordable to the masses.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026
***
I know -- I'm looking! True, I don't want to live so far from a small city that I can't get service for my car, or for me. But I'm certainly not looking at big cities.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)
I love Huey Lewis and The News. Yes, they were phenomenally successful, but I believe they were underrated musically.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM
I got to see them in the early 2000's past their peak popularity by a few years. It was about a 3000 seat venue.
They played for about an hour and a half and i knew every word to every song they played.
Pretty impressive. They were huge back Inna day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:22 AM
damn shame that Huey had to retire 'cause of hearing loss due to Meniere's disease
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (tljrc)
Yeah, they have to get the riots in before the front moves thru.. forecast for near/in single digit temps this weekend.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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You'd be surprised. There's plenty of cheap-housing in small-town USA. A youtuber I follow drives around small-town USA quoting census figures and things like median home prices. It's oddly compelling and relaxing viewing.
https://is.gd/67rRWN
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Wally at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (65cLN)
It's a great time to be alive!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Happy Harry at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (oftw2)
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4m
BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has been referred to the DOJ for criminal charges for allegedly knowingly being complicit in the Somali fraud scandal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (mlg/3)
It's a great time to be alive!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (cYBz/)
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"Trump negotiates with Switzerland to return stolen Jewish art from the Nazi era."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (GBKbO)
Feds are just arresting anyone who touches them, though, all while ICE keeps rolling up to known illegal haunts.
This DHS is not going to slow down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
The theater kids have to decide whether or not their little, junior high level version of "Peter Pan" is worth getting shot in the head or not.
I imagine the smell of soy-based panic sweat is overwhelming.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:28 AM (pLaQB)
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4m
BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has been referred to the DOJ for criminal charges for allegedly knowingly being complicit in the Somali fraud scandal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (mlg/3)
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Referrals are not news. They are press releases from Congress that they did some theater.
The DOJ has probably been criminally investigating a lot of the MN state apparatus for the fraud for months already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
Hush up now. We don't want the NYC crowd to find out what life costs in the rest of the world. They'll want a "collective good."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (zdLoL)
This is true. Young un's kolledge friends all seem to wind up in pretty nice newish places under $300k.
Of course, it's Texas, so ....
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: cmeat at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)
I imagine the smell of soy-based panic sweat is overwhelming.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)
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They are all soldiers. Sure, they can't throw a punch and they don't carry weapons (most of them), but they have the mentality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (DgMqy
Wasn't Huey Lewis part of or the leader of a band called Clover that backed Elvis Costello? Might be misremembering.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (x0n13)
The ICE guy was an idiot. You couldn't sidestep a car?!
Posted by: St. Rachel of Pavement at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (o5jAD)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:30 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=
Yep. Federal officer doing official federal law enforcement activities on the clock. State prosecutors do not have jurisdiction. Plus, qualified immunity applies--that means that the court takes into account the officer's perspective based on facts on the ground as to whether USING THE TOTALITY OF CIRCUMSTANCES, whether the officer acted reasonably. That means you do not pick and choose which instances apply and which do not. The entire extended confrontation applies from the moment that perp blocked ICE vehicles. It includes objective notice that opponents of ICE enforcement are using cars as weapons by ramming ICE vehicles, that the road was slippery, the positions of the officers (they have no requirement to retreat nor get out of the way of someone if that person had been issued an order to stop), the risk to a fellow officer (the agent who had their hand inside the vehicle attempting I think to switch it off), what was said by the driver, and the physical injury to the agent.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:30 AM (WDjG6)
Dang it.
Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen guy at January 08, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (/HZvU)
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Huey seemed like a great guy, and that band was not your stereotypical rock & roll druggie act.
He had a good cameo in The Blacklist.
I think I heard recently that he has gone deaf -- maybe as a result of all the loud music?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:30 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Here's one in Davenport (the biggest town in Scott County, where they say she bought the condo) for sale at $75k. Across the river in Rock Island I saw one listed in the $60k range...but that place is the hood.
https://tinyurl.com/2c9evemk
I'm guessing this property is less for actually living in, and more for establishing residence cheaply.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (yMxXU)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (zdLoL)
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Mmm, Hopper could not paint figures and faces.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (pLaQB)
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4m
BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has been referred to the DOJ for criminal charges for allegedly knowingly being complicit in the Somali fraud scandal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM
Don't tease...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (kgE5c)
If the police officer who shot and killed Ashley during Jan 6, was not being made to stand trial, why is there any talk about this border guard being sued?
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 08, 2026 10:18 AM (Sv8TC)
(D)ifferent (R)ules
Posted by: Really??
ISWYDT.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM (6mogZ)
I'll do it.
.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:03 AM (n9ltV)
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Short-form humorous verse with an AABBA rhyme scheme with a dash of naughty imagery in the hands of an amateur is a terrifying prospect.
Posted by: muldoon at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM (45BvE)
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2026 10:33 AM (YwEeS)
Dancing Queen? Waterloo?
/oh, AABBA song form.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:33 AM (XuXeR)
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Mmm, Hopper could not paint figures and faces.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (pLaQB)
He was no Rembrandt, but his portraiture and figure drawing were quite good IMHO and worked well for the style of the overall work
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 10:29 AM (x0n13)
They backed EC on his first album. None of the other ones.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (iJfKG)
What is the latest with Kamikaze Karen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM
she's still in a stable condition
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (tljrc)
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BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz has been referred to the DOJ for criminal charges for allegedly knowingly being complicit in the Somali fraud scandal.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 10:27 AM (mlg/
That's unfortunate. Wonder if he'll get as nice as mug shot as Trump. Or will he hole up in the governors office and ......you know..... or maybe he calls out the national guard to protect him from arrest.
Interesting times.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (+HNx/)
You have step out of the media centric narrative that you need $1M in cash for a down payment on a studio apartment. That’s true in coastal cities. Out in flyover country, houses are generally affordable to the masses.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (/HZvU)
This. BUT the states in the middle of the country are horrible places. Heat, cold, snakes, churches, people that mostly get along with each other (boring). It's best that the east and west coasters stay where they are.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (g8Ew8)
My first thought is “ Anything more than a Hermie is wasted!”
Posted by: Fenderbender at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM (1FEc1)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 10:35 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: St. Rachel of Pavement a
Not necessary, she was given a lawful order to stop and she disobeyed. She was also dragging another officer a bit trying to drive off. But, if you actually look at the officers, not her, the road was a roller rink and officers were slipping. One video shows the contact between the vehicle and the officer and he is literally skating backwards. That means lateral movement could very well lead to a fall right in front of the vehicle.
At this point, I conclude people coming on here are simply trolling and could not actually state what the rules of engagement for law enforcement if their life depended on it. Instead they cherry pick instead of like the courts must do, the whole of the event. She was a fleeing felon so Garner does not apply. The actions of the officer were reasonable as there is no duty for officers to retreat in ANY state or federal law, and she ended up dead due to her own actions threatening death and serious injury to them for a stupid illegal protest.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:35 AM (WDjG6)
Huey Lewis was a member of SF-based Clover and they toured with Graham Parker and number of other acts in the late 70s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2026 10:35 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM
Still pining for the fjords.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:35 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (/HZvU)
He went to my high school, although he is far older than I (I'm 29), so I never met him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (n9ltV)
This. BUT the states in the middle of the country are horrible places. Heat, cold, snakes, churches, people that mostly get along with each other (boring). It's best that the east and west coasters stay where they are.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 10:34 AM
and just forget about getting Thai food at 3AM
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (L/fGl)
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PRO TIP: Keep a bullet nearby.
Posted by: Warden Norton at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (FZYNt)
This is who this woman sacrificed her life for? Really? I hope it was worth it.
F***ing Dems like to think they are defending black school kids from attack dogs or Jews from being put on the cattle cars. They are delusional.
Posted by: Ripley at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:17 AM (/HZvU)
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Huey seemed like a great guy, and that band was not your stereotypical rock & roll druggie act.
He had a good cameo in The Blacklist.
I think I heard recently that he has gone deaf -- maybe as a result of all the loud music?
Posted by: ShainS
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IRRC Garrett has met him and the band in his professional capacity and spent some time with them.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 10:35 AM
Stay away from them!
Posted by: Navin R. Johnson at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM"
"we're meeting at IHOP"
/Rachel Corrie
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:32 AM (45BvE)
It's been determined that she lost her mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 10:24 AM (/HZvU)
Yes, but the TikTok generation insists that they should be able to buy a 12,000 sqft mansion on billionaires row at 22, like their parents did.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM (ExV1e)
Sounds like some teachers have a protest they need to attend.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM (6mogZ)
You couldn't not challenge an armed group with your vehicle?
Should be an easy one.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (DgMqy)
Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey: “We as Democrats are anti-crime."
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Interesting.
There was once a time when a face of a major political party wouldn't need to make such a statement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (45BvE)
Posted by: That's the real story at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)
Sounds like some teachers have a protest they need to attend.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM (6mogZ)
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This is all because of the president's rhetoric against Somalis!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (FZYNt)
TrigglyPuff has entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (N39Ws)
9mm - .45 ACP
The debate goes on . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (cYBz/)
Unlike the Lesbo yesterday, Ashli Babbitt was unarmed.
Unlike the Lesbo yesterday, Ashli Babbitt was not a threat to the law enforcement officers on scene.
How much longer are you going to fuck this chicken?
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: That's the real story at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)
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She's back in the dating market.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:39 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:39 AM (6mogZ)
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FiFY
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (X4XpB)
It's possible that she was one of the "travelling show" that's been following Federal agents/agencies across parts of the country, seemingly to confound/shut down ICE enforcement efforts.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (XuXeR)
Sounds like some teachers have a protest they need to attend.
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Blue and Pink haired teachers hardest hit.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (pLaQB)
"escutcheon" has a naughty, urb-dic Other Meaning.
So it does, as these things will, pop up from decade to decade.
If you had never heard of this, I just don't know what to say.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Ripley
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She got paid and her activist lesbian lover helped make that woman's kids orphans. Father died just a little while back.
These protesters are not sitting in lunchrooms, registering people to vote, etc. Instead, like leftists do nowadays, they commit a long list of crimes, up to and including felony assaults on officers trying to enforce this nation's laws. Democrats, AWFLs, are not exempt from being prosecuted by some sort of warped privilege that these characters have in their minds.
It is NOT a civil rights issue to expel those here illegally. By the Constitution itself, they have no right to be here nor right to resist removal. They are invaders that would not even be contemplated as having rights until the Burger Court.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (WDjG6)
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More of the "litmus test" for insurrection act. He/they will fight it. Walz is going to be the poster boy for this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM
Gee...be a real shame if something was to happen. Like prison...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: San Fran Nan's mammary glands at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (oY6Yp)
ROE? In most cases it's apparent that they either haven't seen the video (taking the word of noted truth-tellers like the Mayor of Minneapolis), are incapable of seeing what happened after having watched, or are flat out lying for political reasons.
She struck an ICE agent with her car. The end. Would it have been better if none of this had happened? Yes. But she made her choices and we're all living with the consequences.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026 10:31 AM (zdLoL)
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LATIN PRIVILEGE!
[Had to look it up because I was not properly edumacated and didn't stick with the Catholic Church after dad bailed on the family:}
"After sexual intercourse every animal is sad, except the cock (rooster) and the woman.”
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (IpnJw)
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A day without LGBTQWXYZ indoctrination is really going to put those kids behind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 08, 2026
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I can almost read that. "After sex all animals are sad except the chicken and the woman?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:40 AM
Hopefully.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (FZYNt)
TrigglyPuff has entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Oh really? Challenge accepted.
https://tinyurl.com/mtjz66tu
I see cleavage, and I DON'T want to see more.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (JCZqz)
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Truth.
Attempted Murder.
Justified Self-Defense Homicide.
Next!
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (IpnJw)
Looks like they succeeded but in the worse way possible.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (45BvE)
Good. Then point out where all the wetbacks are.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (6mogZ)
BTW, this morning I had the pleasure of watching black BLM cow go after a white feminist for posting "SayHerName" in re to the dead woman. Apparently the phrase was coined to draw attention to black women who were abused by police. Black women are REALLY TIRED of Karen's appropriating their pain, oppression, blah blah blah
If this does go hot (I doubt it will) their whole feminist/BLM/LGBT alliance is a house of cards only propped up their unifying hatred of white men. If we had a decent Baltar, he would have them at each other's throats inside of a week
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 08, 2026 10:43 AM (X4XpB)
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at January 08, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)
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She'd been chasing them around all day. She was probably high on adrenaline, especially once she got so close.
She couldn't process information well in that situation, and she panicked. Probably shouldn't have put herself into a situation she couldn't process but could lead to felonious action on her part.
If she thought she was getting into a life or death situation, she would have prepared differently.
She was LARPing. She was chasing a thrill while thinking she was doing good for the darkies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Shhh. You just mentioned the underlying text for all rioting these days... you white guys gotta go!
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:44 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
there are only 2 genders....
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2026 10:44 AM (FZYNt)
Unlike the Lesbo yesterday, Ashli Babbitt was not a threat to the law enforcement officers on scene.
How much longer are you going to fuck this chicken?
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)
Unlike the Lesbo yesterday, I don't believe that Ashli Babbitt was ever given either warning or command by law enforcement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 10:44 AM (ExV1e)
Shooting a couple more will take care of the sane. Leaving the unhinged with less safety in numbers.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: imp at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (g6TN6)
Posted by: one hour sober
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I read in the earlier thread and have concluded this one note johnnie is a troll. Yesterday I tried to be polite and explain why what this creature (and he did the Glenn Greenwald trick of sockpuppeting to support his position) was wrong about his ideas of the law. Futhermore, caught him in a lie about reading Scotus cases (probably read some AI summary).
You can tell because they misapply the word reasonable to be subjective and ignore the totality of circumstances requirement to determine what is reasonable. By only focusing on the shots, they miss the fact that this dead poet took every step to increase danger to the ICE officers and defy lawful orders to stop. She had already assaulted one ICE officer by dragging him/her a short way while teh officer was trying to execute a stop and all of this occurred in roughly 25 seconds.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:26 AM (IpnJw)
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Mine was Fireball XL5
Much much cooler.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 10:46 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2026 10:36 AM (FZYNt)
Are you sure about that Slick?
Posted by: N. Pelosi at January 08, 2026 10:46 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:46 AM (45BvE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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From all accounts she was pressed up against the door by others behind her and I don't remember that she was the one actually breaking the glass of the doors to the chamber.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:46 AM (WDjG6)
They'll riot over anything. The only real question is whether Trump will unleash the power of the Federal government to crush them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)
Mizz tags on the Pilot. She's been at this more than one day...
My guess is SUV = Lead vehicle/gear stash
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: imp at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (g6TN6)
Much much cooler.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
Mine was plaid...my old man was not about to spend the extra 50 cents on a cool kids lunch box.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (NgqoH)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (IpnJw)
Looks like they succeeded but in the worse way possible.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:42 AM (45BvE)
That would be insane. What would be the plan? KK speeds off, and the one with the camera is left there to.... what? Make small talk?
"Well that just happened! So.... uhhh.... Anyone wanna go get a donut?"
*thud thud thud thwack thud*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: whig
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That's literally the opposite of what Garner says:
"The use of deadly force to prevent the escape of all felony suspects, whatever the circumstances, is constitutionally unreasonable."
They then establish the "reasonableness framework" for when deadly force can be considered appropriate.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (NgqoH)
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lol
* My Wife, whose father was raised during The Depression, has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:37 AM
Gee...be a real shame if something was to happen. Like prison...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)
OrangeManBad should have ICE dump the protesters in Alligator Alcatraz.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (45BvE)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (MZ+PY)
Rest of us are just grateful to see them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (N39Ws)
I can almost read that. "After sex all animals are sad except the chicken and the woman?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:41 AM (wzUl9)
Rooster. Otherwise, yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (tgvbd)
I am disappoint.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:48 AM (wVcYX)
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That comment seems a bit Evinrude, don't you think?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (+HNx/)
It feels seedy even if the technique is clearly there.
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
*nod*
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (pkeXY)
Mizz tags on the Pilot. She's been at this more than one day...
My guess is SUV = Lead vehicle/gear stash
Posted by: man
Her lesbo "wife" reportedly said, immediately after the shooting, "I made her come down here, it's my fault"
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (JCZqz)
Much much cooler.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026
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I was a little too old for lunchboxes (I thought) when the Man From U.N.C.L.E. one was on sale. I'd love to have one now for my collection.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: one hour sober at January 08, 2026 10:49 AM (Y1sOo)
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Damn, I'm old enough to remember something about "Bullet Bras."
/I think they were influenced by the automobile designs of the 1950s ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (t+TFX)
That's why I'm going with (for now, 72 hour rule and all) going with "lead vehicle". Tactic is to vid "moving protest" to shove ICE aside (there were more people/vehicles behind), then button up to follow agents.
Yeah, they're stupid. Really f'ing nuts.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: whig at January
I was I was told I could could hand out the prizes and maybe have my swingline stapler back?
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (ciYHQ)
Shooting a couple more will take care of the sane. Leaving the unhinged with less safety in numbers.
Posted by: connected and litigious
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Because the Democrat party is now a crime syndicate, it is acting like any criminal organization and it is desperate to keep the grift going and keep stealing hundreds of billions if not trillions from taxpayers to win ultimate power. These protesters do not give one shit about illegals but rather that Team Blue stays in power forever. To that end, they adopted the commie mindset that power has its own justification beyond any existing laws or restraint. Like in 1861, they have declared themselves and the jurisdictions they control as beyond the reach of the law and that includes their hacks in black adding fuel to the fire.
The Democrats have crossed the Rubicon by their lawbreaking and now it is a question for Republicans and normies what to do about this monstrous criminal organization and its footsoldiers.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (WDjG6)
Much much cooler.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2026 10:45 AM (RIvkX)
Mine was plaid...my old man was not about to spend the extra 50 cents on a cool kids lunch box.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2026 10:47 AM (NgqoH)
I had a lunch box featuring the TV series UFO. Wish I still had it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (i0Hi3)
"sure, escutcheon."
Posted by: cmeat at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (R11M+)
Mizz tags on the Pilot. She's been at this more than one day...
My guess is SUV = Lead vehicle/gear stash
Posted by: man
Her lesbo "wife" reportedly said, immediately after the shooting, "I made her come down here, it's my fault"
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (JCZqz)
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How did her partner just happen to be a bystander (on foot) at the scene of the incident?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (36PRH)
I am disappoint.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Good point. It's hard to imagine when she is sitting in a chair.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (1Nv0l)
It feels seedy even if the technique is clearly there.
Posted by: LizLem
No matter where I go in the room, my eyes follow her boobs!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (JCZqz)
Smithsonian Institution
American Art Museum Collection
Object Details
Artist, Billy Morrow Jackson, born Kansas City, MO 1926-died Urbana, IL 2006
Credit Line
Smithsonian American Art Museum, Gift of an anonymous donor in memory of Dr. H. Lester Cooke
Date, 1971
Object number
1980.59
What a sad, stark painting but with an interesting Credit Line and large dimensions for its subject matter. (41 7/8 x 48 1/8 in. (106.4 x 122.3 cm))
I'm not clear about the painting's message, if there is one, & would pass on its hanging,
Thanks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Just the fax, ma'am at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: mr tmz at January 08, 2026 10:52 AM (rJ48h)
9mm - .45 ACP
The debate goes on . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 10:38 AM (cYBz/)
.357 Sig for the win.
The win-dshield penetration, that is.
Posted by: RI Red at January 08, 2026 10:52 AM (7PD8l)
Posted by: Fen
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Well, the prize in this case is several bullets to the body. Suicide by cop.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:52 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 08, 2026 10:53 AM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (t+TFX)
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It's like, the algorithm, man!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:53 AM (36PRH)
Hmm. Seems to support the "organized" idea.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:53 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (gWBY1)
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[w/apologies to Kenny Rogers:]
"Oh, Ruby, don't take your seed to town."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:53 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: RS at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (SuU/K)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
I believe she was in the passenger seat and got out after Good crashed into a parked vehicle?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (JCZqz)
Is she sporting a 'stache?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (i0Hi3)
I loved that show. I could sometimes watch it on WOR when the signal was just right.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (NgqoH)
How did her partner just happen to be a bystander (on foot) at the scene of the incident?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM
or
"How did her partner just happen to be (on foot) filming the incident?"
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (tljrc)
The win-dshield penetration, that is.
Posted by: RI Red
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I think they have stopped using 40 S&W and 357 Sig as general issue but do not know if they still allow some agents to carry those under grandfathering rules.
IIRC, most agents now are armed with 9 mm bullets capable of penetrating barriers like Hornady's Critical Defense.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 10:53 AM (36PRH)
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We could use a modern sequel to The Big Lebowski right about now ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (IpnJw)
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The ICE "protest" yesterday was staged. It was bitterly cold. The streets were frozen with slush. Icy, you might say. And most agitators were prepped with their cellphones out, ready to film.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (JCZqz)
Hypnotic, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (V362x)
It's crazy that it can snow two feet in Utah and there will be no snow delays at all for schools, and yet Minnesota will close schools just in the threat of violence.
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 10:54 AM (gWBY1)
The teachers need time to join the demonstrations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (tgvbd)
/I think they were influenced by the automobile designs of the 1950s ...
Posted by: ShainS
Tail fins/taillights
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (tljrc)
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"Video killed the terrorist star."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (IpnJw)
"Amanda Learns to Her Regret That Going Braless Since She Was Thirteen Led to a Short Career as 'The Most Beautiful Girl with the Most Spectacular Tits' and She's Now Just 'The Pretty Gal With Eh, Pretty Nice Tits'"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (iJfKG)
It may be that said partner was the usual driver, but they swapped for some pics/vid perhaps? I do note, however, that the driver did back up - to get a running start? Try to turn? (that makes it worse, BTW. Not better for the stupid)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 10:55 AM (NwnyJ)
They really don't seem to appreciate the degree to which very large swathes of this country are unapologetically rooting for a full on massacre of these fucking mutants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (06Hmj)
I had a lunch box featuring the TV series UFO. Wish I still had it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 08, 2026 10:51 AM (i0Hi3)
I had that one too. That, and Kikaida (which was super popular in Hawaii when I grew up there).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (y9nCu)
I wonder what types of paintings are hung by this one in the museum. What painting compliments sad, seedy, deflated looking boobs?
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (gWBY1)
In self-defense.
What's with the alligators and why are you running interference for them? I'm beginning to suspect that they ARE to blame
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Dr_No at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (ciYHQ)
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Just another tool of Big Penguin (which itself is a tool of Liechtenstein, plans within plans).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:58 AM (wVcYX)
Yeah, noticed that too. They're not calling uber eats...
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 10:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 10:56 AM (6mogZ)
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Nailed it!
"Firm follows fashion."
/Wait, that's not quite right ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 10:58 AM (IpnJw)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (VE6XX)
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MeeeOWWWW
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2026 10:58 AM (+HNx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
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"The Penguins of Liechtenstein" sounds like a surrealist Wes Anderson movie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM (X4XpB)
The win-dshield penetration, that is.
Posted by: RI Red at January 08, 2026 10:52 AM (7PD8l)
.45ACP FMJ!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (VE6XX)
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You've heard of this phenomenon called "gravity"...?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (X4XpB)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 10:57 AM (VE6XX)
That's because they're big 'uns.
Posted by: Bulg at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)
The left wants a kid killed in these protests. You and I both know it.
If this lady was as good a mom and the left claims she is, she would have been at home with her kids and not running people over, FAFO style.
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (gWBY1)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (XuXeR)
The win-dshield penetration, that is.
Posted by: RI Red at January 08, 2026 10:52 AM (7PD8l)
.45ACP FMJ!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM (n9ltV)
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1911 in 10mm!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (36PRH)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (VE6XX)
.45ACP FMJ!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM
accept no substitute
gettin' siht done for 115 years
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 11:01 AM (tljrc)
"Time"
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:00 AM (XuXeR)
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It's all relative.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at January 08, 2026 11:01 AM (36PRH)
Posted by: Cracked 1911 Frame at January 08, 2026 11:01 AM (y9nCu)
Full gold jacket.
Preposterous muzzle velocity.
Only available in the U.S.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (1Nv0l)
nood rant
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (6mogZ)
Posted by: Jane Russell at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (wVcYX)
Watch the vehicle's operating lights (brake/reverse) and listen to ambient noise. She was going to hit someone... and with 4,000 plus lbs at her disposal.
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (XuXeR)
.45ACP FMJ!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM
accept no substitute
gettin' siht done for 115 years
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 08, 2026 11:01 AM (tljrc)
Because John Browning (PBUH) didn't invent a 46.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 08, 2026 11:02 AM (y9nCu)
Don't know if implying she was involved with the organization prior to her death or its speaking of her death for its own potential political benefit.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 08, 2026 11:03 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: man at January 08, 2026 11:03 AM (XuXeR)
If fearing the worst, get an AR pistol for travel as a 223 penetrates car bodies with ease and you have the mag capacity. In most states, it is illegal to carry a loaded long gun (poaching is the reason), but an AR pistol is not covered. Do be aware that some unfree states might need following the federal FOPA laws to pass--locked container, no mag or bullet in chamber, passing through, etc.
NY State and city and NJ are particularly unfriendly to passage under FOPA .
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 11:03 AM (WDjG6)
Posted by: imp at January 08, 2026 11:04 AM (g6TN6)
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Don't give Wes any ideas.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 11:04 AM (pLaQB)
But hey, when you're horizontal the sag is less noticeable, iykwim.
Posted by: LizLem at January 08, 2026 11:04 AM (gWBY1)
.45ACP FMJ!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2026 10:59 AM (n9ltV)
Remarkably, that is what I have on my hip right now breaking in a new holster.
And I’m headed to the range momentarily to see how the new tritium sights work.
All because “someone” caliber-shamed me recently!
Posted by: RI Red at January 08, 2026 11:05 AM (tez/p)
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2026 11:05 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 10:50 AM (t+TFX)
They finally got their deranged-bitch-getting-shot-by-ICE story. This is the old BLM playbook being executed.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 11:06 AM (g8Ew8)
"Time"
Posted by: man
The gravity time continuum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 08, 2026 11:07 AM (L/fGl)
Your analysis makes more sense.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 11:07 AM (cS1cw)
Fluid dynamics in your gut. It's gross.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 11:11 AM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 08, 2026 11:06 AM (g8Ew
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It also underlines the reason why the agitators surround every confrontation with people recording every move. When things turn violent, Commie HQ can cherry-pick the best angle and then scatter-shot the video to their favorite MSM contacts.
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2026 11:11 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Zek at January 08, 2026 11:12 AM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 08, 2026 11:19 AM (WQDw6)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability
You made me laugh when i wasn't suppose to.
Like nazis watching Jewish porn.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 08, 2026 11:34 AM (EyfuW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 08, 2026 12:25 PM (fszBn)
Posted by: Ralph at January 08, 2026 02:16 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 08, 2026 09:59 AM (BNA0v)
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Not Carol Doda. Carol Doda's tits were lumpy from silicone injections, which was the way they did the early boob jobs in the 60s. This girl's tits seem to be natural, especially given the sag that is visible.
Posted by: Ralph at January 08, 2026 02:25 PM (8WZD4)
Posted by: MartynWW at January 08, 2026 03:05 PM (M9zxq)
Posted by: Tamaa tthe Drongo Bird at January 08, 2026 05:20 PM (wGqjj)
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