Minnesota Policy Allows Voters to "Vouch" for Up to Eight Unregistered People (Who Don't Show Proof of Citizenship, Of Course) to Allow Them to Vote Through Same-Day Registration

Disqualify Minnesota's electoral votes. We cannot allow brazen election theft.

A controversial Minnesota election policy that allows a single registered voter to "vouch" for up to eight people seeking same-day registration is under fire amid the state's massive fraud scandal tied to the Somali community there.
Under Minnesota law, the registered voter must go with the person or people they are vouching for to the polling place and sign an oath verifying their address, according to the Office of the Minnesota Secretary of State.
"A registered voter from your precinct can go with you to the polling place to sign an oath confirming your address. This is known as 'vouching.' A registered voter can vouch for up to eight voters," the website reads.

Those being vouched for still must provide at least one form of identity verification, which includes a valid Minnesota driver's license or learner's permit, a "receipt" for them, or a tribal identification card that includes a photo and signature, according to the rules.
Vouching is then used to verify a potential voter's residence in the precinct.
As long as the prospective voter can prove they live in the state, proof of ID can include a driver's license or learner's permit from any of the 50 states, a passport, an expired ID, military ID, or high school or college ID.
However, critics have noted that Gov. Tim Walz's 2023 "Driver's Licenses for All" bill allows people to obtain licenses regardless of immigration status. Licenses carry no marking indicating citizenship, despite being regularly used to register to vote.
"It was made for fraud," Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, declared in on X.
US Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah) said he believes his SAVE Act (Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility) could throw a wrench into Minnesota's policy.
Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.
It would establish criminal penalties for election officials who register applicants who have not provided such documentation.

This unbelievable clip drops the red-pill nuke on the Somali fraud scam!

She lays it out cold: "You can't afford another kid because childcare is so expensive - but Somali fraudsters got millions of your taxpayer dollars for child care centers that don’t exist."

"You can’t… pic.twitter.com/C5qlGg86p7
— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) December 31, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM

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1 Blade

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

2 Dull blade.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (tDhJ5)

3 I can vouch for the retardedness of Tim Walz

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (xT8gx)

4 Will anything happen?

Posted by: I hope something will happen at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)

5 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (2sfNr)

6 Ace certainly hasn't had to search for content this week.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (sDNVV)

7
Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM (IifOV)

8 Literally everything they do is a GOTV program for Democrats.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (6ydKt)

9 Does any other state beside minnesota have this ridiculous vouching law?

I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

10
I couldn't vouch for 8 people.

I only know 7 people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (RIvkX)

11 Can't spell vouch without ouch.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (E0p3T)

12 Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 31, 2025 06:25 PM

###

We're ready to help.

Posted by: Macedonian bot farms at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (2Ez/1)

13 Wow.

Just how much can be covered up? Are people able to keep turning a blind eye to ALL of this?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (IhIKR)

14 I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)

15 Batya is right, but she's a Jew. Oh, what shall I believe?

Posted by: Sucker Carlson at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (98kQX)

16 I used an old baseball card of Steve Carlton to register to vote in Minnesota....

The Pi9gs kept my Card.........

Posted by: Jackson K. at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (J9q9v)

17 get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)

No standing. Dismissed.

Posted by: Dread Ass Pirate Roberts at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Mrs. F. made a chocolate cake in the shape of a football quarterback.

I asked if it was a Niners player or U of O.?

U of O.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

19 WTF is vouching for people who have no proof of identity?

WTF is this some 3rd world sh*t hole or something?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2025 06:30 PM (XV/Pl)

20 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

21 Already connecting Somali healthcare facilities to GoTV activities here:

https://tinyurl.com/3jpc5z5k

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (NuV6c)

22 So, you don't need to be registered if they vouch for you, but DO need some form of ID...

But I'd wager the Address on the ID does NOT have to match the district you are voting in?

So... 9 people, 9 different districts... 81 potential votes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

23 So there's now a trove of people on record "vouching" that people who aren't allowed to vote are allowed to vote.

Huh.

Sounds a lot like perjury, to me. Or something very much like it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (06Hmj)

24 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

Could we bother you for a sternly-worded letter?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

25 Trump has got to hammer the Dem theft vs Americans as his way of stomping the Dems in the midterms. The economy is getting better and the Dems have to find something to be their lead issue. Beat them to it by continuing to show this effing mess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (zNwXb)

26 20 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.
Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

We are rapidly entering 'Trust the Plan' territory.

Even Trump is getting pissed about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

27 Childcare is so expensive that for a normal two-parent household with small children one paycheck for one of the parents is almost totally consumed by the payments to the daycare.

Many have to ask themselves why the Mom works just to pay somebody else to watch the kids?

Now those same people are telling themselves what idiots they are when they can just start their own childcare center and pay off the house in two years.

This story should continue until next November it's so good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (6ydKt)

28 24 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

Could we bother you for a sternly-worded letter?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Stern letters are so yesterday. You're lucky if you get some podium fist pounding.

Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (abIsI)

29 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

30 Remember what the high kicking girls in white pleated mini skirts said.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:34 PM (hVbrz)

31 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)

32 29 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM (2WIwB)

If we need it explicitly codified in our nation's charter that this kind of thing isn't allowed, then it was always doomed to failure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (06Hmj)

33 >>Trump has got to hammer the Dem theft vs Americans as his way of stomping the Dems in the midterms.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM

I fear they peaked too soon. No one will remember this after the parties tonight.

Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (98kQX)

34 One man. Nine votes. Nine times.

Even Stalin wasn't that greedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)

35 Back around 2016, someone in Pooky's unit had a dad from Minnesota that wanted to visit the base. No can do, said the unit commander, because Minnesota at the time wasn't Real ID-certified.

Posted by: pookysgirl remembers the pain of getting family on base at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)

36 I fear they peaked too soon. No one will remember this after the parties tonight.
Posted by: huerfano at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (98kQX)

I disagree. This is just the opening notes, you have no idea how high the peak is going to be.

But a whole lot more is coming down next year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (m7iZ5)

37 What she said, x 10^6.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (XMwZJ)

38 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.

Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

39 31 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)

It's been in the news for years.
Seriously, there are reports about Somali fraud going back to 2015.

It only picked up steam in the past two weeks as it finally got to a rolling boil.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

40 But a whole lot more is coming down next year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (m7iZ5)

It's going to be fun when the witch hunts eventually burn through half of the GOP too, and the professional newsfaces are completely terrified that we all simply keep cheering as the fire rages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (06Hmj)

41 Me and eight budies can car pool to nine different precincts where one of each of registered to vote in earlier.

Somalis cannot keep track, so there has to be a PAC running it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (/lPRQ)

42 WE are VERY concerned about this irregular voting pattern. When we convene again we, I promise all of you on my dead mother's eyes this will be examined.

Lawgiver, Jon Thune, sincerely.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (ehY6c)

43
Hubby thinks since this fraud news was released during the holidays that it will go away after the new year.

I told him people are pissed and it's not going away.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (3ek7K)

44 Just how much can be covered up? Are people able to keep turning a blind eye to ALL of this?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:27 PM (IhIKR)

No no I'm pretty sure conspiracies are impossible because they involve too many people. That's what I learned from #Science.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (E0p3T)

45 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:35 PM (ZxPkt)
====

Powerline has been covering the fraud in Minnesota for years especially covid funding

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

46 Maybe it became a story because the DoJ in the Trump administration is doing something about it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 06:41 PM (sDNVV)

47 How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 06:33 PM

Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

48 >Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:39 PM (6ydKt)
---

Thanks
by way of explanation, I don't own a television.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (ZxPkt)

49 Back around 2016, someone in Pooky's unit had a dad from Minnesota that wanted to visit the base. No can do, said the unit commander, because Minnesota at the time wasn't Real ID-certified.
Posted by: pookysgirl remembers the pain of getting family on base at December 31, 2025 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)
====
No lobster and caviar for him, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

50 One man. Nine votes. Nine times.

Even Stalin wasn't that greedy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:36 PM (06Hmj)

By a culture that has no reservations about lying, cheating, and stealing to get what they want, in a jurisdiction controlled by a party that has intentionally set up such a system to benefit itself.

Nuke it all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

51 Does it seem like this Somali fraud story just came out of nowhere? Or maybe it's me not following along as much as I should.

My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. Then the Left did the unpardonable - a teenage female judge threw out the jury verdict of guilty and let a multi-million dollar fraudster go free.

Trump wins when he has his opponents take the 20% side. Nick, a Charlie Kirk target demo, did his citizen journalist thing and has Super Bowl viewership numbers for what would normally be an evergreen story. Nick gets a WH Attention Prize encouraging every other click-hungry

Out goes the story to win hearts and minds and get the Demonic Party on record of supporting fraud. The Minnesomalia angle follows Rules For Radicals in isolating a target. We now have a rage stoked population who is Somalia fatigued and better yet the Demonic Party has come out and said We Love Fraud! We Love Terrorists! You are racists!

And just like that Trump wins the Affordability Crisis® political stunt and gets the 80% public screaming demand to investigate and jail / deport everyone.

Trump Wins.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

52 Republicans here in Minnesota have long insisted "We Must Play by the Marquess of Queensbury Rules!" while the DFL is kicking them in the nuts and hitting them with a club.

And they never learn.

Dennis Prager nailed it: Minnesotans are nice, but they are fools.

Posted by: Fritzy at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (2GIh1)

53 I'm a little scared when the story finally metastasizes into being that there are, indeed, 100 actual kids in this "daycare", but no one has seen them in months because they're locked in the basement of some chomo "Pillar of the Community".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (06Hmj)

54 Stolen children and babies sold into sex slavery.
Racist thieves stole our children and sold our babies
into sex slavery. Help us save the children.
Please send money to:

Redeem Our Children,
PO Box, 123 Give Memo Rd,
Somalia, MN

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (hVbrz)

55 22 So, you don't need to be registered if they vouch for you, but DO need some form of ID...

But I'd wager the Address on the ID does NOT have to match the district you are voting in?

So... 9 people, 9 different districts... 81 potential votes?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

The article specifically said it could be a license/permit from another state. Most districts don't encompass out of state addresses.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (4p5Zb)

56 29
'How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???'

I'm not sure the constitution has a 'What if' section for obvious voter fraud in a state because they were so sure a political opposition would make the circumstance impossible.
250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

57 It's actually worse. Minnesota also allows a staff member of a "residential facility", nursing homes, assisted living, etc., to vouch for an unlimited number of people.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (viF8m)

58 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

I'm pretty sure you're right about all of that.

Nothing happens in a vacuum. Nothing that looks like a surprise is ever really a surprise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (06Hmj)

59 The Marxists opened the voting books

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

60 97% of Somalis in Minnesota are American citizens.
There are only about 110000 Somali Americans living in Minnesota
Stop living in a self made bubble of fear!

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (C4wQ6)

61 And just like that Trump wins the Affordability Crisis® political stunt and gets the 80% public screaming demand to investigate and jail / deport everyone.

Trump Wins.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb)

Pretty good speculation; I’m more of the feeling that sometimes you just get lucky, especially when so much shit is so close to the surface, but you could be right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (m7iZ5)

62 Someone showed the resident employee rule on the twitters which is infinitely worse. An employee of any residential business is allowed to vouch for residents up to a maximum of infinity residents.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (3uBP9)

63 Thanks
by way of explanation, I don't own a television.

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (ZxPkt)

You wouldn't have seen it on TV anyhow.
Until the "Feeding Our Future" trial started nobody outside of local MN TV news covered it.

All the old stuff people are finding are local TV reports and news articles online.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (6ydKt)

64 250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

It's a great point. This kind of shit is supposed to be impossible because it's so laughably easy to destroy them over it.

The fact that they've never gotten destroyed over it means they don't have any actual opposition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (06Hmj)

65 Our constitutional republic was funtional if the people are virtuous. That ship sailed and sunk about 1917.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 06:47 PM (ehY6c)

66 >'How the FU*K is this in any way constitutional???'
----

the part where it says the states can write their own election laws

Art I Sec 4

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:48 PM (ZxPkt)

67 Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.

I don't think they were quite that naive but they did believe that a large enough plurality of the people were decent enough that they wouldn't tolerate obvious shenanigans from their "leaders." Starting to look like they were probably wrong about that.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (3nLb4)

68 Trump pulling National Guard out of Portland, LA and Chicago. Says they'll come back harder if the Dem mayors eff up again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (zNwXb)

69 that section also says Congress may weigh in on election law

the likelihood of that is near zero, IMO

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 06:49 PM (ZxPkt)

70 47 Because the guys who wrote the constitution were law abiding honest men who thought that everyone else that followed them would be just like them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:42 PM (0N4FZ)

That's kind of funny, seeing as a lot of the Constitution is modeled the way it is because the founders distrusted people and wanted to guard against humanity's corrupt nature as much as possible. They weren't always successful, but thst was the intent.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (4p5Zb)

71 On a crazy weather note.

It was sunny and 50 an hour ago.

Now it is fogged in and 38. Like visibility is diminishing rapidly. About 30 yards right now. At this rate I won’t be able to see across the street in another 20 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (IhIKR)

72 Nobody is afraid of them ASS, they just want them put in jail for fraud and/or deported.

Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

73 No lobster and caviar for him, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

TSgt G had just made Tech and justifiably wanted to show his dad around. Fortunately, G lived in off-base base housing, so his dad was able to come anyway.

(I liked TSgt G and his family. They took care of Pookette while Pooky was in ICU, no questions asked.)

Posted by: pookysgirl misses Pooky's old unit at December 31, 2025 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)

74 Suddenly MN under Jesse Ventura seems pretty good.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

75 71 On a crazy weather note.

It was sunny and 50 an hour ago.

Now it is fogged in and 38. Like visibility is diminishing rapidly. About 30 yards right now. At this rate I won’t be able to see across the street in another 20 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (IhIKR)

At least the rain stopped?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

76 Demoncrats of course they do.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (xb5wW)

77 I thought we had a bit more time to save the Republic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (NwnyJ)

78 250 years on, we discover that fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like the democrat party.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:44 PM (fd80v)

If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

79 14 I get the constitution mandates that the states run elections, but this is beyond pale and smacks of third world politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 06:26 PM (0N4FZ)

There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)
________
That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)

80 Fraud has been a major factor in our elections for some time now.

Since the Republicans won't punish democrats the democrats have gone crazy with it.

Remember after the 2000 election the Dem talking point was millions of people are being disenfranchised so we need to make it easier to vote...and then in 25 have yet to produce any eligible citizen that was in fact denied the vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (sKqQm)

81 Then when the cheating stops working they get violent. That will be their go to even more now. Leftist have to its already written in their history.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (xb5wW)

82 If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

83 Remember when it came out WI had 10,000 voters 120 years old or older?

How many WI election workers went to jail over that? Zero.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (sKqQm)

84 ASS's point seems to follow the infamous "we're only seeing it's one apartment building involved" justification for criminal activities.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (qBdHI)

85 Every Somalian living in Minnesota driving new cars?

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

86 51
'My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. '

So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?

I was thinking they needed to turn this into a campaign issue for 2026. Kudos to them if they did it proactively.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (fd80v)

87 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

I'd like to give every Somalian an offer: You give testimony that leads to the arrest AND conviction of any elected or lifetime officerholder (above a certain level), and you get to leave the country without handcuffs.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (TvPmY)

88 82 If I may, an edit: ...fraud is not only possible but inevitable when you factor in a criminal organization like government.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:52 PM (TvPmY)

Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

No, but it makes a GREAT Slippery Slope!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (mP0Kj)

89 When I go to vote, I identify as eight people. (My pronouns are us/them) I demand to have my eight votes!

You gotta problem wid dat?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 31, 2025 06:56 PM (iDFVA)

90 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

Faggots like him see homophobia in everyone else, because their minds are deranged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 06:56 PM (8zz6B)

91 Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY, it dramatically changes the risk/reward of election theft.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (sKqQm)

92 Here's a link to the resident employee rule stuff:
x.com/ScottPresler/status/
2005728517925789963

Infiinity

Posted by: banana Dream - they divided by zero at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (3uBP9)

93 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.

Because government is where all the money is.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (rq3mQ)

94 86 51
'My theory is that its scripted. Months before Nick S made his video, DOJ was busting dozens of these criminals. '

So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?

I was thinking they needed to turn this into a campaign issue for 2026. Kudos to them if they did it proactively.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 06:55 PM (fd80v)

I do find it interesting that right after the Judge overruled a Juries guilty verdict, in Minnesota, on a Somali Fraud case...

And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...

This is suddenly a National Story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)

95 Pretty good speculation; I’m more of the feeling that sometimes you just get lucky, especially when so much shit is so close to the surface, but you could be right.

The X post from a no-name was a clue. X had to have amplified that video.

Then the deputy secretary gave the secret away when he stated that daycare money was going to be halted for MN when if you read the text, the mandates go out to all the states. Why not say out front that all states got the same treatment? Because MN is the ant and X and the Trump Administration are the magnifying glass.

I love the political instincts of this administration - kind of removes the mystery of why Trump kept picking Secretaries who are very savvy in media and are highly motivated in terms of managing the reckoning.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (a4flb)

96 Fraud works best as the thin layer of grease that keeps the gears turning.

You can't make a functioning drivetrain entirely out of grease.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:54 PM (06Hmj)

I think I saw that in a fortune cookie.

Or was it an episode of Kung Fu?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (TvPmY)

97 100% of my tongue is in my mom's asshole.
It is not the only tongue in my mom's asshole in Minnesota.
Stop sticking your somali tongues in my mom's asshole!

Posted by: Alismytongueinmomsass at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

98 If you went back to say 2000 and described the current Dem party to the average voter...even the average Dem voter...what would they say?

Crazy? Evil? The Dem party should be banned?

And yet they continue to get about half the vote. How? Fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

99 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

100 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.
Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

Two words: Governor Jesse Ventura

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (A+Tdg)

101 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

I think the rule in Somali or Guatemala is that if you want to go you just go

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (sKqQm)

102 57 It's actually worse. Minnesota also allows a staff member of a "residential facility", nursing homes, assisted living, etc., to vouch for an unlimited number of people.
Posted by: JackStraw
-------------

Saw an example where one staff member vouched for 8,000 persons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (hVbrz)

103 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.

This is campaign 2026. Why so early? So it effects the GOP primaries and we can get rid of the damned DIABLOs

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (a4flb)

104 > Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY
----

This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr

Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

105
Voting by text is coming soon. Deep down, You know I'm right.
Posted by: Frank Barone

You will have to opt out to NOT vote for the Communist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (pkeXY)

106 I think I'm going to stop using left turn signals

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (uQzkA)

107 "We cannot allow brazen election theft."

We done did.

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

108 John Thune's lifetime Heritage score is a 62. Slightly above Bitch McConnell at 59. Here is our problem.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (abIsI)

109 93 Biggest scandal in history...until we get to all the other programs in all the other states.

Because government is where all the money is.
Posted by: Willie Sutton at December 31, 2025 06:57 PM (rq3mQ)

Yeah... tough one... which is bigger?

Green Policies based on Man made CO2 causing warmering? Driving entire industries plus buttloads of Government subsidies and funding?

Or Covid, where our Government paid for the creation of a virus, and then paid for buttloads of Genetic Therapy shots, that are still killing people.

DOD not passing audits for what... Eight years?

Somali fraud is not even in the top 10 IMO...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

110 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

Cars have body language. The car turning out of the side street doesn't respect you.

What you need to do is ram into them.

Instant respect!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (TvPmY)

111 This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr

To expand with a specific case

BroFo got a $30M payout in 2024.

Explains why she was willing to spend so much money and time to get the Rep job doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

112 87
'You give testimony that leads to the arrest AND conviction of any elected or lifetime officerholder (above a certain level), and you get to leave the country without handcuffs.'

May I suggest an edit.
'and you get to leave the country' without us selling you into slavery of a hostile clan.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (fd80v)

113 That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)

Venice, Carthage, and Rome were perfect examples of debauched Republics that abandoned the idea of being a Public Thing for being Monarchs by another name. Rome still paid lip service to being a republic even after Caesar became a job title and not a family name. Carthage was run by mercenaries. The Doges of Venice were basically a succession of fat rich kids playing a real life game of CK3.

Regardless of how other states in history may have sucked at it, "Republican form of government" to the Founders meant, as it more or less does now, Rule of Law and not rule by the random edicts of Men, along with accountability to the People by some form of electoral feedback.

In other words, not a Monarchy, not an Empire, and not whatever goofball Calvinball nonsense the German states were getting up to in those days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (06Hmj)

114 I vouch for the human race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (pkeXY)

115 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

If the vehicle in the side street is facing a stop sign, its driver is not supposed to proceed in any direction until it is safe to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (8zz6B)

116 100 Minnesota sure is one fucked up place. They need to be un-Stated.
Posted by: The Penis at December 31, 2025 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

Two words: Governor Jesse Ventura
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were from Minnesota. It must be a gene thing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (abIsI)

117 Road rule is right is right of way.
At a 4 way stop the person on the
right has the right of way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (hVbrz)

118 The left: No one would ever, ever lie about being a citizen just to get to vote.

Also the left: We need absolute proof of the identity of every ICE agent, their faces, and where their kids go to school...because you know people lie about everything all the time

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

119 114 I vouch for the human race.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM

___

A gift has been given in your name to The Human Fund.

Posted by: George Costanza at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (2Ez/1)

120 The current Minnesota fraud story is an elaborate pay for votes scam funded by looting and funneling public money to Democratic approved identity groups. I strongly suspect this same scam happens in every Democrat controlled state. This is partially how Joe Biden got 81 million votes in 2020.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 07:03 PM (wAogl)

121 Another point to consider - control of the government gives you access to SO MUCH MONEY
----

This explains why people raise and spend tens of millions of dollars to land a job that pays $174K/yr
Posted by: Don Black at December 31, 2025 07:00 PM (ZxPkt)

What those people know, which ordinary Americans can't quite grasp, is that money isn't real.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (TvPmY)

122 Every Somalian living in Minnesota driving new cars?
Posted by: Skip
.....

For some reason they keep buying dune buggies.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (UjdFS)

123 >>Saw an example where one staff member vouched for 8,000 persons.

If all of this corruption doesn't start to wake people up and piss them off nothing will.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (viF8m)

124 "Vouching" for others in Minnesota is due to the influence of tribalism and the importance of tribal identity to Muslim cultures.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (y171U)

125 The judiciary has had just about enough of this damn Trump!

President Donald Trump has suffered a legal setback in attempts to cancel over $4 billion in federal grants for California’s high-speed rail. The California High-Speed Rail Authority called the cuts arbitrary and economically damaging. Judge Dale Drozd denied the Department of Justice (DOJ)’s request to dismiss the case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)

126 No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!

Posted by: GOPe at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (rq3mQ)

127 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)

You have the right-of-way in two ways:

1. I'm assuming from your language, that you're on a main street/highway and they have a stop sign. Therefore, you have right-of-way.

2. You are to the other car's right, which means you have right-of-way.

Posted by: pookysgirl, letting a sick Lil Pooky crash on her at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (Wt5PA)

128 Have the rules for left turns changed? A lot of times when I'm turning left into a side street the person turning out left from the side street feels the need to turn in front of me. My husband says my car is invisible.
Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 06:59 PM (uQzkA)
====
Sometimes here the side street is too thin to accommodate two cars passing, in which case you must pull out first.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

129 Sadly, that woman is wearing a Star of David...so, her otherwise incisive comments will merely be labeled as a Mossad Op

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (grNgC)

130 So you think this is an Op done by Trump's folks?

Nick just dropped in from the ceiling tiles. How did he suddenly hook up with the PI who has been investigating this for years?

How did X amplify the hell out of his video? Remember Nick claimed he wasn't going to accept being monetized for the video and BAM 100M+ views.

Honestly I don't care how this came about. I'm enjoying the show - don't analyze the story plot, just eat the popcorn.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (a4flb)

131 Government has NO money. Every dollar they spend comes from taxpayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

132 126 No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!
Posted by: GOPe a

*fist bump*

Posted by: Pam Bondi at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (abIsI)

133 Yup, stop sign for side street. I'm on the main highway. Slowing down to turn left. I need a YouTube channel. It would be constant profanity and near misses.

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (uQzkA)

134 Explains why she was willing to spend so much money and time to get the Rep job doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:01 PM (sKqQm)

What I wonder is, if you are sitting in your hovel, shitting on the ground, copulating with your brother and anyone else who comes along, do you dream of one day being a bazillionaire elected official in the United States of American?

Or do you just yearn to get out of the hellhole you're in, and once you find yourself in America, do you then discover that they will give you money, hand over fist, for nothing?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (TvPmY)

135 114 I vouch for the human race.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM

Gotta admit... I'm becoming more and more Racist... because I'm now prejudging the Human Race...

Now ya gotz to prove you are worth something, I don't give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

136 What those people know, which ordinary Americans can't quite grasp, is that money isn't real.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2025 07:04 PM (TvPmY)

Screw Gold. Forget MMT. Fraud Backed Currency is the New Hotness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:07 PM (06Hmj)

137 Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were from Minnesota. It must be a gene thing.

The 80IQ Somalian went to MN because they can blend in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (a4flb)

138 Please bro, it's not true, bro. C'mon bro. Look at Trump, bro. He's the real fraudster, bro. Seriously, bro. Trust me, bro.

Posted by: Tearful Bro McBroster's Torrential Tears of Torment at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (7Q0e+)

139 94
'And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...'

Dare I hope some judges will find themselves on the business end of court proceedings?
(When I dream, I dream big).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (fd80v)

140 One of my local pet peeves is someone turning right on a major artery with good visibility for the turn...who still come to just about a complete stop on the artery first.

Oh, and people that stop or drive really slow on a highway onramp

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (sKqQm)

141 Road rule is: - right is right of way.
At a 4 way stop the person on the
right has the right of way.

In a world where people know how to drive.
Following the above dictum would allow two
opposing cars to travel at the same time.

Not dissimilar maturity from first to flash headlights when approaching a one lane bridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (hVbrz)

142 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (UjdFS)

143 Now we know why there's a huge national debt. There's no way they could steal this much through actual taxes cause they have to do government things with the money or people would see it. Government created money, then took it for themselves fraudulently. Inflation by creating money? Sure, but if you just stole 500 million do you really care if it is only worth what 250 million was 10 years ago? People go into politics to get rich, the vast majority. Can the few that already had enough money and went into politics to fix things actually defeat the majority that absolutely don't want their scam changed? This is the story of the Trump era.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 07:09 PM (3/XaG)

144 131 Government has NO money. Every dollar they spend comes from taxpayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 31, 2025 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

Well... uh... not really...

That's where we get OUR money... the stuff we lend the Government.

Hell, it's even printed on every Dollar... Fed Reserve Note.

Posted by: Fed Reserve Bank at December 31, 2025 07:10 PM (mP0Kj)

145 Not to worry folks, the useless and completely corrupt GOP is going to hold hearings. Did you hear that? Hearings people.
Posted by: GOP at December 31, 2025 06:31 PM (abIsI)

The GOP is not completely corrupt: it’s only 99 and 44/100% corrupt.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 07:10 PM (tDhJ5)

146 Another MN wrinkle:

If you are an employee of say, a retirement home, the number of people you can vouch for is *unlimited*.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (gUs21)

147 Omg getting on the outer belt here with speed limit of 70 but people doing well over that and I'm behind a car on the ramp doing 35, 45, etc. We're all gonna die!

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (uQzkA)

148 >>> The judiciary has had just about enough of this damn Trump!

President Donald Trump has suffered a legal setback in attempts to cancel over $4 billion in federal grants for California’s high-speed rail. The California High-Speed Rail Authority called the cuts arbitrary and economically damaging. Judge Dale Drozd denied the Department of Justice (DOJ)’s request to dismiss the case.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 31, 2025 07:05 PM (L/fGl)

Reuters:
California drops lawsuit over Trump decision to pull $4 billion in high-speed rail funds
By David Shepardson
December 29, 2025

So a judge brought back a case that was dropped?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (3uBP9)

149 >>No one wants convictions more than we do, but first we have to stop with all these RICO investigations and start arresting the small-time criminals we already know about!

Nearly 100 people have already been charged. How many little people do we need to charge before we can admit there are people being charged?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

150 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

The way it works is that you're a homophobe because you're secretly gay.

Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

151 139 94
'And a couple other Judges followed her lead, and dismissed some other cases...'

Dare I hope some judges will find themselves on the business end of court proceedings?
(When I dream, I dream big).
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:08 PM (fd80v)

Boasberg is still on the Bench, after signing warrants to spy on Congressmen... and going after the President of the US...

These Judges have NOTHING to worry about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

152 Look... the GOP is in on this shit.

Deal with it. They aren't here to help you. The entirety of government has been stealing your wealth for decades.

This will not get fixed with Trump, or Vance. It WILL get worse with a Democrat in the White House.

Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (NwnyJ)

153 Omg getting on the outer belt here with speed limit of 70 but people doing well over that and I'm behind a car on the ramp doing 35, 45, etc. We're all gonna die!

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (uQzkA)

Texting and merging should be discouraged.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)

154 a Tic Toker in Kenya shows all the building being built in Kenya by Somali's and the US goverment is looking into it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (FCrpy)

155 150 Why is everything that makes your side look bad a 'phobia' to you people?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

The way it works is that you're a homophobe because you're secretly gay.

Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

Shit!!!! I'm a gay Muslim?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)

156 >> Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.

Because Republicans in the senate are a bunch of illegal alien simps, just like Walz. They don’t care about vote integrity or anything that might get illegals out of the country.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (e408a)

157 Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

My shitter faces Mecca. Does that count?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (06Hmj)

158 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.

I always wanted to get some beater like a '69 Dodge Dart and drop a hemi and a 4speed with a granny gear in it. Then weld channel iron bumpers fore and aft with heavy bolts welded on like ripping spikes.

Then I could go drive in some areas like I mean it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (a4flb)

159 Ok the stupid judge was three weeks ago, California saying "never mind we didn't want your stinkin money anyway" was 3 days ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (3uBP9)

160 Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:11 PM (gUs21)

Hey! Geez I feel like I haven't seen you around in forever (but it might just be me). Hope you are well, don't be a stranger, and Happy New Year.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T)

161 These Judges have NOTHING to worry about.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

Until lynch law begins to look attractive to enough people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:14 PM (8zz6B)

162 Sed ic Canada wants to buy Minnesota, or trade it for Alberta

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

163 Just like how you're an islamophobe because you're secretly a muslim.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:12 PM (E0p3T)

My shitter faces Mecca. Does that count?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The world is my shitter.

Posted by: Somali Bro at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (UjdFS)

164 I heard this today. 45 is 47 in forty five squared, as in 2025. Cool!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (YlWIZ)

165 if you work for a Nursing home you can vouch for UNLIMITED number VIA Scott Presler

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 31, 2025 07:15 PM (FCrpy)

166 Wouldn't it be funny if Clinton was on the tarmac with Loretta Lynch to talk about this Somali shit?

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (E0p3T)

167 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (WONhk)

168 Limited time span to vote. Adopt the 3rd world purple ink on the finger when voting so the D's at least cant vote as several different people.

And then laugh and point at the bigoted FNM and D pols who claim that requiring real ID is too hard for black people to do.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 31, 2025 07:17 PM (hhkIi)

169 Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T)

I lurk mostly, because usually someone else already said what I was going to say better and it's often hard to get a word in edgewise anyway.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (gUs21)

170 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

171 Under the bill, which passed in the House but has stalled in the Senate, voters would be required to provide proof of citizenship to cast their ballots in federal elections.

Because Republicans in the senate are a bunch of illegal alien simps, just like Walz. They don’t care about vote integrity or anything that might get illegals out of the country.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:13 PM

None of our politicians want us plebes to know how many illegals are voting in our elections.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 07:20 PM (0N4FZ)

172 Limited time span to vote. Adopt the 3rd world purple ink on the finger when voting so the D's at least cant vote as several different people.

Or better yet, don't tell anyone that the dye is fluorescent under black light and catch the scammers who think they washed off the ink between multiple votes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:20 PM (a4flb)

173 Trump, Johnson, and the reat of the GOP should announce a priority bill for the new year consisting solely of tighter restrictions for handing out Federal money for medical, childcare, nutrition, and every other scam-ridden program going on right now.

Follow that up with a national voting bill setting standards on use of voter IDs and voter registration, mail-in voting, and every other Dem scheme to GOTV via payoffs and cheating.

Make it the next big fight and drag it out until the election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (6ydKt)

174 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

You'd need at least a quarter million bikinis, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (8zz6B)

175 84 ASS's point seems to follow the infamous "we're only seeing it's one apartment building involved" justification for criminal activities.
Posted by: Lady in Black
=======
Anything that creature spews online are lies. Sad and pathetic to be a basement Gollum thinking they are a secret king of the world via their lies.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (WDjG6)

176 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 31, 2025 07:16 PM (WONhk)
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Insane in the brain!

Posted by: Cypress Hill at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (ESVrU)

177 170 I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

Would be easier to just do an even swap with Ottawa for Alberta.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (06Hmj)

178 Get a cow catcher on the front of your car.
Posted by: wth
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[recollects scene from 'Death Race 2000']
44 sec.clip:
https://rb.gy/d1itz8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

179 Drozd decision was from early December. Cali dropped the on th 29th

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (zNwXb)

180 >>I think if we just cleared out Minnesota and then repopulated it with a half million or so Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish, bikini gals it would bring everything back to blueprint.

Swap out the Somalis for South African farmers?
If our globalist betters think moving/dumping populations is cool, why can't we, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 07:22 PM (NuV6c)

181 You'd need at least a quarter million bikinis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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What if we only gave them the bottoms? We could save money.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (UjdFS)

182 Lock them all up! WTF is going on here?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (nljXp)

183 INSANE. MN IS INSANE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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Brain washed. And there's probably no way back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

184 We had better election security in Iraq. Let that sink in.

Posted by: That Guy at December 31, 2025 07:23 PM (e408a)

185 161
'Until lynch law begins to look attractive to enough people.'

Yes. When it does go wrong for these tyrant judges, it's going to go really wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 31, 2025 07:24 PM (fd80v)

186 ...and when the Dems complain 24/7 about the racist Trump and GOP don't argue, don't explain, just repeat over and over: "The Democrat Party is against fair and free elections and for wide-open, systemic fraud against American taxpayers."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

187 Trump, Johnson, and the reat of the GOP should announce a priority bill for the new year consisting solely of tighter restrictions for handing out Federal money for medical, childcare, nutrition, and every other scam-ridden program going on right now.

Do what every single business on planet earth does when an employee submits an expense report.

PAY IN ARREARS

OCR the receipts, pay only those line items that can be audited and fall under the company guidelines for reimbursement.

Spending three trillion on AI, and OCRs can even read cursive so there is zero excuse not to do this in light of the rampant fraud and shoddy entries.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (a4flb)

188 The Department of Homeland Security is pouring over $100 million into recruiting new Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers and is specifically targeting gun rights advocates and military enthusiasts, Washington Post reported
_via NewsNation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (hVbrz)

189 113 ...
Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 06:53 PM (s0JqF)
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Regardless of how other states in history may have sucked at it, "Republican form of government" to the Founders meant, as it more or less does now, Rule of Law and not rule by the random edicts of Men, along with accountability to the People by some form of electoral feedback.
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:02 PM (06Hmj)
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No. You're conflating different ideas. If you look at what the actual founders said, you'll see this. E.g., they DID NOT say that monarchy was per se a bad form of government - as you seem to believe. And Rule of Law was not an essential per se character of any form; rather it characterized good versions of every form. This came from the Greeks.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (s0JqF)

190 When it does go wrong for these tyrant judges, it's going to go really wrong.
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

191 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (06Hmj)

192 Anything that creature spews online are lies. Sad and pathetic to be a basement Gollum thinking they are a secret king of the world via their lies.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 07:21 PM (WDjG6)

Oh he knows he's a piece of shit, that's clear. You only hang around a place unwanted like a dingleberry for this long when you have your own problem that won't disappear via other attempts.

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (E0p3T)

193 Only eight? Try eighty - or more.

Posted by: Mhandisi at December 31, 2025 07:27 PM (MRDOa)

194 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at December 31, 2025 07:28 PM (uQzkA)

195 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.

That land is cursed by God. Making it radioactive would be an improvement.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (a4flb)

196 I'm still thinking Walz is going to snap. Even with the propaganda ministries protecting him , the constant drip drip is turning into a flood he ain't bright enough to deal with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 07:29 PM (zNwXb)

197 Why aren't we flooding Somalia with expats? Like another Costa Rica but with uglier chicks and gross food.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM (06Hmj)

Or maybe a filibuster. Group of privateers invade the country, and subjugate the locals. But they would have to be real hard-asses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 07:30 PM (8zz6B)

198 >>> Do what every single business on planet earth does when an employee submits an expense report.

PAY IN ARREARS

OCR the receipts, pay only those line items that can be audited and fall under the company guidelines for reimbursement.

Spending three trillion on AI, and OCRs can even read cursive so there is zero excuse not to do this in light of the rampant fraud and shoddy entries.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 07:25 PM (a4flb)

They should have to fill out Concur, file an expense report, take hours to have everything checked, double checked, and triple checked before sending it back for you to itemize everything. Then sending it back because a candy bar needed a receipt.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 07:31 PM (3uBP9)

199 186 ...and when the Dems complain 24/7 about the racist Trump and GOP don't argue, don't explain, just repeat over and over: "The Democrat Party is against fair and free elections and for wide-open, systemic fraud against American taxpayers."
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Exactly. And a catchy phrase on no licence, not citizen is fraud, your money.
Image - Flock of Benjamins flying away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 07:33 PM (hVbrz)

200 We are all bad people for noticing the fraud. I denounce us

Posted by: 496 at December 31, 2025 07:33 PM (z/ZBD)

201
There's also language that guarantees the states a republican form of government.

Fake elections are incompatible with a republic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2025 06:28 PM (06Hmj)
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That's not what "republic" meant; certainly not in the Founders' day. They knew about Venice and Carthage and especially Rome, none of which had elections we'd consider real.
Posted by: Eeyore
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There is no right to vote.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 07:35 PM (/lPRQ)

202 Ace of Spades Style Guide Update:

Somali Colonizers

Posted by: Fritzy at December 31, 2025 07:56 PM (2GIh1)

203 Oh he knows he's a piece of shit, that's clear. You only hang around a place unwanted like a dingleberry for this long when you have your own problem that won't disappear via other attempts.
Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 07:26 PM

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 08:29 PM (gqxJ9)

204 I see y'all are casting shade on my Most Serene Republic. Having lived here in the US my whole life, and seen how much it's slid down in that time, well, it took a thousand years for Venice to get conquered that bad, and it took Napoleon rather than a bunch of fraudulent Somali day care "workers."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at December 31, 2025 09:23 PM (JBRtd)

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