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Pouncing School Cafe

slothselfie.jpg

Dog wants to help.

Little pup finds the warmest bed.

Wake up!


Rabbit zoomies.

Dog tries, unsuccessfully, to interest a cat in playing with him.

Clever Puppy. Or possibly AI.

Sloth on a boat.



Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Puppies puppying

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

3 I'd never trust a sloth smiling at me like that while his butt is aimed at my face.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

4 Now that is one handsome sloth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2025 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

5 Cute pictures of puppies and cats are nice...I'm still fucking pissed.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 30, 2025 07:30 PM (XMwZJ)

6 Dude in the first video got some ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 30, 2025 07:30 PM (N/gmR)

7 Now that is one handsome sloth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2025 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

You can see me???

Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2025 07:30 PM (Fju+s)

8 I remember well the night of the sloth.

Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

9 Wake up!
----
I'm gonna guess that the owner is 5 minutes late in feeding the dog...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 07:31 PM (ESVrU)

10 I am sure there is a rabbit living under the bush right outside the frond door. It is always running out from there every time I pass by. Yet don't see where it could be staying under there.

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

11 The puppy escape artist...

We had a dog when I was a kid who manged to get out of his pen in the backyard after watching my brother and I jump in his pen by crawling over the chain-link fence.

He'd go to a corner of the pen, put his paws on either side and climb up to the top, then jump off and run for it.

Smart little purebred chocolate lab named Cocoa.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

12 I am sure there is a rabbit living under the bush right outside the frond door. It is always running out from there every time I pass by. Yet don't see where it could be staying under there.
Posted by: Skip

You need an oar.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 30, 2025 07:34 PM (N/gmR)

13 Sloth on the run, sloth on the ruunnnnn.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

14 Dinkelthrax will be in here shortly to tell us how foul sloths smell.

Posted by: He's Kind of a Smell Autist of Some Kind. at December 30, 2025 07:34 PM (oftw2)

15 I do like that the Corgi has a carrying handle...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 30, 2025 07:37 PM (zVWDP)

16 13 Sloth on the run, sloth on the ruunnnnn.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

Yes, the Sloth Marathon... been going on since... the battle of Marathon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 07:38 PM (mP0Kj)

17 3 I'd never trust a sloth smiling at me like that while his butt is aimed at my face.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

Flash.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 30, 2025 07:39 PM (0CU3H)

18 AI unless the puppy is a dumbass. If he got on top of the cage he just needed to jump off onto the floor.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 30, 2025 07:40 PM (KDPiq)

19 Yes, the Sloth Marathon... been going on since... the battle of Marathon.
Posted by: Romeo13

They've got a little kick left when they enter the Olympic Stadium at the end. LA 2028!!!

Posted by: Sloth Racing Federation at December 30, 2025 07:41 PM (oftw2)

20 Do you need a license to own a sloth?

Posted by: Sovereign Citizen at December 30, 2025 07:43 PM (oftw2)

21 The sloth on the boat is me as a kid.

That and holding your arm out the car window doing the hand wavey thing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

22 Sloth is a deadly sin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (pkeXY)

23 I could see why a dog would bury a bone, like a squirrel might a acorn, but why a stick?
Yet dogs often do thst

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

24 I've got a skunk coming in my backyard at night and digging little holes all over the lawn.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (CNl8/)

25 Ilan Omar worked hard for that money, you bunch of meanies.

It's perfectly natural for someone to get elected then become a multimillionaire.

Just look at Pelosi.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2025 07:47 PM (aOqEy)

26 The kitty pounce is just a distraction for the rest of the pride to move in on the hapless retriever's kibble.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 07:47 PM (nljXp)

27 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

IT'S OFFICIAL: The FBI just FOILED ANOTHER Islamic terror plot for New Year's Eve in Texas

The man was charged with giving bomb materials to an agent posing as an ISIS member

Islamism is one of the greatest threat to the United States. That's a fact.

X video: https://bit.ly/4jkjP2p

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 07:48 PM (P5BPp)

28 The "Sheeeeeeit!" guy from The Wire is mort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:49 PM (CNl8/)

29 We're not the fastest creatures around, but even we know that, world-wide, the vast majority of overwhelming mephitic emissions are committed by penguins.

Posted by: Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae at December 30, 2025 07:50 PM (avPVA)

30 >>We had a dog when I was a kid who manged to get out of his pen in the backyard after watching my brother and I jump in his pen by crawling over the chain-link fence.

We had a mutt when I was a kid that was the smartest dog I've ever come across. We were at my grandparents house one day and we had the dogs out in my grandfather's rose garden. I watched from the house as she opened the latch on the garden gate and then push the gate open and hold it open to let our Golden out first and then followed him out.

Crazy smart dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 07:53 PM (viF8m)

31 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

HOLY CRAP! FBI Director Kash Patel just revealed the Biden admin "BURIED" Minnesota fraud investigations because it potentially implicated BIDEN ALLIES.

The FBI is now also investigating fraud links to ELECTED OFFICIALS and t*rrorists.

Imagine that.

The FBI is additionally surging forensic accountants and data teams to MN, per @C__Herridge

DOZENS of investigations have been opened since the middle of this year up through December.

DHS agents were spotted on the ground this week, going door-to-door as well

KEEP INVESTIGATING and LOCK THEM UP! The American people demand accountability. @FBIDirectorKash

X video: https://bit.ly/4q4hWJN

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 07:53 PM (P5BPp)

32 Ilan works hard for her money
Hard for her money, so you better treat her right

Iike a evil queen

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

33 Doggies cart wheel doesn't look right

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

34 I've got a skunk coming in my backyard at night and digging little holes all over the lawn.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (CNl8/)


Put down some grub killer. That's what they are digging for.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 07:56 PM (2WIwB)

35
“We are in every industry, and Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community.”

-- Zaynab Mohamed, Minnesota State Senator (D)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

37 The people on “legit “welfare (the Dem base) don’t care about the fraudsters. Because it’s not like they will get less welfare. It’s not a fixed pie. The size of the pie is endless, fraudsters get their cut and the lazy get theirs. Then next year the pie gets bigger. Only people who suffer are whites who have to pay more taxes.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 07:57 PM (9c0bR)

38 I am back to normal time tomorrow so better call it a night.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

39 I'd never trust a sloth smiling at me like that while his butt is aimed at my face.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

They climb down from the trees and poop on the forest floor. And only have to do so once a week.

So this is probably safe.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)

40 35
“We are in every industry, and Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community.”

-- Zaynab Mohamed, Minnesota State Senator (D)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

Queen Isabella got the money to fund Columbus's ships from the Somalis.

Sacajawea (of Lewis and Clark fame) was actually a Somalian.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 07:59 PM (QGaXH)

41 Cindy, the blind, 31 yr old baboon who had a huge Facebook following has passed due to heart failure. She was a rescue and lived with her human family for 31 years. It's a shame when that happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 07:59 PM (c115l)

42 "Dude, what are you doing?"

"Taking a slofie."

"You mean 'a selfie?'"

"No."

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 07:59 PM (nhCoE)

43 “We are in every industry, and Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community.”

-- Zaynab Mohamed, Minnesota State Senator (D)
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Fuck him. 89% of Minnesota Somalis are receiving Medicare.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 08:00 PM (c115l)

44 24 I've got a skunk coming in my backyard at night and digging little holes all over the lawn.
Posted by: Mark1971

Your fault. They are after grubs. Had you killed them with chlordane, you wouldn't have a skunk or a grub problem.

Posted by: Your Orkin Man at December 30, 2025 08:00 PM (oftw2)

45 As were the ladies at NASA portrayed in the film Hidden Figures who were the real brains behind the moon landings - also Somalians

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:01 PM (QGaXH)

46 I've got a skunk coming in my backyard at night and digging little holes all over the lawn.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (CNl8/)


Put down some grub killer. That's what they are digging for.
Posted by: Diogenes


Armadillos do that too. I have a couple every night. Father-in-law would shoot them and then complain about a patchy lawn. Didn't seem to matter how many times I explained it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 08:02 PM (c115l)

47 KEEP INVESTIGATING and LOCK THEM UP! The American people demand accountability. @FBIDirectorKash

X video: https://bit.ly/4q4hWJN
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


At this point, I want executions.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 08:03 PM (c115l)

48 35 “We are in every industry, and Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community.”

-- Zaynab Mohamed, Minnesota State Senator (D)
Duncanthrax

So, I guess all those Swedes and Norwegians are just historical dead weight. And Laura Ingalls Wilder was just an exclusionary racist.

Posted by: Paco at December 30, 2025 08:03 PM (2L+MU)

49 Dude. I am going so. fast. right now.

Posted by: sloth on a boat at December 30, 2025 08:05 PM (nhCoE)

50 Nikola Tesla was actually a somali in white face. Elon Musk knows this but it's an African goof to fleece Americans.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 08:06 PM (nljXp)

51 So many idle woodchippers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 30, 2025 08:07 PM (N/gmR)

52 What did Joe Biden know of the somali fraud and when did he know it?

Posted by: Zombie Howard Baker, Asshole at December 30, 2025 08:09 PM (R/m4+)

53
I have it on good authority that Newton and Einstein also were of Somali descent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:10 PM (w6EFb)

54 We are in every industry, and Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community.”

-- Zaynab Mohamed, Minnesota State Senator (D)
Duncanthrax

The percentage of abled bodied Somalis not working is over 30% IIRC

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 30, 2025 08:10 PM (KDPiq)

55 You know those dudes on the boat with Washington when he crossed the Delaware? You guessed it. Somalians.

Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 08:13 PM (lJ0H4)

56 What did Joe Biden know of the somali fraud and when did he know it?
Posted by: Zombie Howard Baker, Asshole at December 30, 2025 08:09 PM (R/m4+)
---
It's pretty clear he was in a mostly vegetative state.

Not Minnesota, the other one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:14 PM (ZOv7s)

57 They climb down from the trees and poop on the forest floor. And only have to do so once a week.

So this is probably safe.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)

Who would have thought a sloth was so sanitary?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

58
Gauss, Euler, Godel, Riemann? All Somali.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:15 PM (w6EFb)

59
And Shakespeare. Also Somali.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

60 A somali fraudster should be allowed to stay here only if they are castrated.

Chop chop.

Posted by: Skin In The Game at December 30, 2025 08:17 PM (R/m4+)

61 It is a really weird flex to claim that people who only arrived in the country 30 years ago are now the indispensable population who run everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

62 We had a mutt when I was a kid that was the smartest dog I've ever come across. We were at my grandparents house one day and we had the dogs out in my grandfather's rose garden. I watched from the house as she opened the latch on the garden gate and then push the gate open and hold it open to let our Golden out first and then followed him out.

Crazy smart dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 07:53 PM (viF8m)

Some dogs, if they are observant and watch what their humans are doing closely, will figure out how to move latches or get through obstacles like we do.

Most are just not there.
They grasp balls, toys, food bowls and going outside to poop.
Anything else is our problem.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 08:18 PM (6ydKt)

63 Zephram Cochrane, inventor of the warp drive in Star Trek was also Somali.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:19 PM (ESVrU)

64 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to those Chinese astronauts stuck on their "space station"? Did they have to resort to cannibalism? Not that there is anything wrong with eating Chinese.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:19 PM (jc0TO)

65 Well, except for getting hungry an hour later.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:20 PM (jc0TO)

66 61 It is a really weird flex to claim that people who only arrived in the country 30 years ago are now the indispensable population who run everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

It's the worse kind of ass-kissing for votes and woke cred I've seen yet.

It reminds me how every Dem turned into China-lovers after Trump said the virus came from China.

Nancy Pelosi going to Chinatown a few weeks before the entire world turned upside down.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 08:21 PM (6ydKt)

67 55 You know those dudes on the boat with Washington when he crossed the Delaware? You guessed it. Somalians.
Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 08:13 PM (lJ0H4)

It was their idea...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:21 PM (QGaXH)

68 Little known fact: Elvis was Somali. Also, Beethoven.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:21 PM (79pEw)

69 George Washington? Somali.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:22 PM (jc0TO)

70
We need more "vetting" for people who want to come here, mostly the people who keep having lots of kids.

Spaying and neutering.

Bow wow!

Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 08:22 PM (3ek7K)

71 If I was a sloth, I'd let one go whilst I was up in the tree. People are supposed to wear a pith helmet in the jungle, anyway.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at December 30, 2025 08:23 PM (oftw2)

72 When Barack Obama had the Somali philharmonic orchestra perform at the White House, the only non-Somali was Al Sharpton.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 08:23 PM (nljXp)

73 Shakespeare was not a Lightbulb Head. He couldn't have fit that ruffled color around such a skinny neck.

Posted by: Delurker at December 30, 2025 08:23 PM (xNHSX)

74 64 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to those Chinese astronauts stuck on their "space station"? Did they have to resort to cannibalism? Not that there is anything wrong with eating Chinese.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:19 PM (jc0TO)

They did, but then they were hungry an hour later.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:23 PM (QGaXH)

75 collar

Posted by: Delurker at December 30, 2025 08:24 PM (xNHSX)

76 Little known fact: Elvis was Somali. Also, Beethoven.
Posted by: bluebell

Bach and Mozart too.

Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 08:24 PM (lJ0H4)

77 Those guys planting flags on Iwo Jima?
All Somalis.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 08:24 PM (6ydKt)

78 What did Joe Biden know of the Somali fraud.......
I'm sure Biden pardoned himself and his family of any crimes they committed. Also at the time he was a crazy old man who didn't know what was going on...

Posted by: Case at December 30, 2025 08:25 PM (G1OIb)

79 > I have it on good authority that Newton and Einstein also were of Somali descent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:10 PM (w6EFb)

Richard Feynman? Albino Somali. Look it up, haters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:25 PM (IG3/x)

80 >> whatever happened to those Chinese astronauts stuck on their "space station"?

They came home on the new capsule after the next crew docked. This left the new crew without a means of escape for a while, but they sent up another unmanned capsule, so they're all good now. Until the next piece of junk hits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

81 I’m reading a couple books about the Cold War, the maneuvers in Europe and Japan to try and contain communist expansion.

What strikes me is that several high level officials recognized that there was no co-existing with the Soviets, it was incompatible with the West, yet there plenty who looked the other way or were even apologists for murderous regimes.

The parallels with Islam and the Moslem world are similar in some ways. It’s sobering to think that for a “cold” war millions were killed.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 08:26 PM (dMvru)

82 Somalis were the first into space

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 30, 2025 08:26 PM (jrgJz)

83 The man who invented sliced bread? Definitely a Somali.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:27 PM (ESVrU)

84 "Legality of Excluding Trans-Identifying Men from Membership in the National Society of the Daughters of the American Revolution"

excerpt from the letter "Dear Board Members: The Martha Laird Chapter (Chapter) of the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) has engaged the Center for American Liberty to evaluate the legality of amending the DAR bylaws to exclude natal men—including natal men who identify as women—from membership eligibility."

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 08:27 PM (GITLP)

85 79 > I have it on good authority that Newton and Einstein also were of Somali descent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 08:10 PM (w6EFb)

Richard Feynman? Albino Somali. Look it up, haters.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:25 PM (IG3/x)

The entire Manhattan Project.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:27 PM (QGaXH)

86 > 60 A somali fraudster should be allowed to stay here only if they are castrated.

Chop chop.
Posted by: Skin In The Game at December 30, 2025 08:17 PM (R/m4+)

I've often thought that illegal aliens who commit crimes here should be punished according to the laws of their home country, not the laws of the United States.

Commit theft if you're from an Islamic country? Yeah, hoss, you'll be eating with your shit-wiping left hand from now on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:27 PM (IG3/x)

87 If I was Irish and lived in Boston I'd be quite pissed that this Taiwanese-American communist mayor had pretty much given all the credit the Irish usually get to the Somalis.

Then again, it's Boston, so maybe a lot of them agree with her as long as the checks keep coming.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 08:28 PM (6ydKt)

88 Spaying and neutering.

Bow wow!

Posted by: fourseasons

Preach it friend.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at December 30, 2025 08:28 PM (oftw2)

89 Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and all those other old white dudes stole their philosophy from Somali traders.

It is known.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:28 PM (IG3/x)

90 I'm kind of shocked Hunter Biden didn't open a day care for hookers, so he can bang them all at taxpayer expense. Frankly, I think he may be slipping.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (pIfcn)

91 Clever Puppy. Or possibly AI.

If a hamster can figure it out, so can a dog.

As a little kid, I thought you could keep a hamster in an aquarium, without a lid. Hamsters can't climb glass, right?

My hamster:

* pushes hamster wheel to edge of cage *

* packs wood chip litter under wheel so it doesn't turn *

* climbs new round ladder and reaches up for the top edge of the aquarium *

* falls from edge of aquarium onto table, but doesn't matter because hamster *

* falls from edge of table to floor, but doesn't matter because hamster *

Me:

* spends the next hour looking around the basement for a loose hamster *

* puts lid on aquarium *

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (nhCoE)

92 “Minnesota would not be able to survive, nor thrive, without the Somali community”

It’s a chance we’re willing to take fuckhead

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (dMvru)

93 Hey, "gas station sushi" is no longer just a tired old joke overused by Jonah Goldberg. This guy made it happen:

"This North Carolina Gas Station Is Serving Some Of The South's Best Sushi"

https://tinyurl.com/3tz97uhd

Posted by: Paco at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (2L+MU)

94 Apropos of nothing, whatever happened to those Chinese astronauts stuck on their "space station"? Did they have to resort to cannibalism? Not that there is anything wrong with eating Chinese.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:19 PM (jc0TO)
---
China has always had problems with truth-telling to the powers that be. One of the hallmarks of dynastic decline was the tendency to shoot the messenger or otherwise cover up problems rather than deal with them.

Now add the inherent dishonesty of Communism to the mix and you've got a seriously toxic brew. I'm increasingly skeptical of all of China's military claims. The Russians at least had a racial paranoia that made them want to make their weapons work, but China doesn't really repel invaders, it absorbs them, and anyway military careers bring no prestige in Chinese society. Russia always respects ruthless warriors.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)

95 Richard Feynman? Albino Somali. Look it up, haters.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:25 PM (IG3/x)

The entire Manhattan Project.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

The entire Manhattan Project? Damn. I had no idea! The things you learn on AoSHQ.

Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (lJ0H4)

96 Finally home again, after 12 days away.

Paul managed to catch something from the grandbabies - he's been coughing up a lung all day. And now my throat is starting to tickle....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (SRRAx)

97 I alternate between being enraged and happy another leftist scam is being exposed.

>>@MrAndyNgo
·
3h
>>Wow. @choeshow and @camhigby visited a Somali daycare in Seattle that receives hundreds of thousands in taxpayers funds. The person who answered the bell said there was no daycare there in the past or present.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (viF8m)

98 Little known fact: Elvis was Somali. Also, Beethoven.
Posted by: bluebell

Elvis was Beethoven? F---er was old.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (nhCoE)

99 Legal tender, legal true, back to Somalia I send you.

Posted by: Delurker at December 30, 2025 08:31 PM (xNHSX)

100 At any one time, eight of the twelve Apostles were Somali.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man.. at December 30, 2025 08:31 PM (oftw2)

101 Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael?

All Somali.

That's both the artists AND the turtles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:32 PM (IG3/x)

102 Gorillas have not only learned to recognize traps, but have begun to disarm them as well to keep others safe.

https://tinyurl.com/4fksnxd8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:32 PM (Wt3Iw)

103 96 Finally home again, after 12 days away.

Paul managed to catch something from the grandbabies - he's been coughing up a lung all day. And now my throat is starting to tickle....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (SRRAx)

Mrs. ARiK has it too....hacking up a lung. I had a throat tickle but it passed after a day or two. YMMV.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:33 PM (QGaXH)

104 Someone should come up with variants of the classic Manhattan cocktail named Fat Man and Little Boy.

Grain alcohol and/or high-proof rum needs to be involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:33 PM (IG3/x)

105 Elvis was Beethoven? F---er was old.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (nhCoE)
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Somalis invented the fountain of youth.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (79pEw)

106 Somalis invented bacon. Moose limb out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (Q/uAJ)

107 Chuck Norris is undefeated.

Except that one time he tried to fight a Somali.

Posted by: mikeski crosses the streams at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (nhCoE)

108 Antibiotics?
Radio?
Powered flight?
Blow jobs?

All Somali inventions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (IG3/x)

109 102 Gorillas have not only learned to recognize traps, but have begun to disarm them as well to keep others safe.

https://tinyurl.com/4fksnxd8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:32 PM (Wt3Iw)

1. IT'S A TRAP!

2. How did Planet of the Apes get started?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:35 PM (QGaXH)

110 Richards X feed

Timmeh
We’ve spent years cracking down on fraudsters. It’s a serious issue - but this has been his plan all along.

BREAKING: HHS freezes all child care payments to the state of Minnesota, ALL BECAUSE OF A LIE-FILLED VIDEO FROM NICK SHIRLEY

Black people, let us segregate from white people. We don't need white people for anything. (does that include Somali Pirate DayCare Payments)

Photo of Uncle Joe
Never cheated on
Golf hahaha
Wife HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Taxes 10,000 SARS
America other central and south America

UM Blackish Prof
“There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:35 PM (gbOdA)

111 Somali's invented bacon and then rejected it?
That's retarded.

Posted by: Delurker at December 30, 2025 08:35 PM (xNHSX)

112 So should I make a X feed of X on my feed with what I am being fed?

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:36 PM (gbOdA)

113 I alternate between being enraged and happy another leftist scam is being exposed.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:29 PM (viF8m)
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Have you seen the video clip of the former TSA agent who saw millions of dollars go out from Minneapolis airport every week being carried by pairs of Somali men? Citizen Free Press has it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:36 PM (79pEw)

114 106 Somalis invented bacon. Moose limb out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (Q/uAJ)

Moose herds initially migrated from Somalia.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 08:37 PM (QGaXH)

115 Gorillas have not only learned to recognize traps, but have begun to disarm them as well to keep others safe.

https://tinyurl.com/4fksnxd8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:32 PM (Wt3Iw)
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Uh, oh.

They've gone rogue...(D&D reference...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:37 PM (ESVrU)

116 Always ahead of the curve, in 1969 GM hired a crack team of Somali engineers to head up Vega development. They were previously employed in what was East Germany at Trabant Motorwerke GmBH.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gm9Sb)

117 The Donner Party? Somalis with machetes and an appetite.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 08:38 PM (nljXp)

118 101 Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael?

All Somali.

That's both the artists AND the turtles.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:32 PM (IG3/x)

GO see turtle Erin Baby is about 4
Get out of truck at restaurant and she see storm drain
Daddy come here
Thats were the turtles live.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

119 https://iotwreport.com/who-green-lighted-the-somalis/

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at December 30, 2025 08:38 PM (jrgJz)

120 Have you seen the video clip of the former TSA agent who saw millions of dollars go out from Minneapolis airport every week being carried by pairs of Somali men? Citizen Free Press has it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:36 PM (79pEw)
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I noticed you said "former TSA agent."

Was he fired because he saw something and said something?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:39 PM (ESVrU)

121 Nazis were definitely not Somali. So, obviously, if you’re not Somali, you’re a nazi.

Posted by: Accomack at December 30, 2025 08:39 PM (8jVAy)

122 > Daddy come here
Thats were the turtles live.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gbOdA)

Awww....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:39 PM (IG3/x)

123 The Turtles were awesome. "I'm Chief Kamanawanalea (We're the Royal Macadamia Nuts)"

Posted by: Delurker at December 30, 2025 08:40 PM (xNHSX)

124 117 Anytime I see Donner Party I get a chuckle from an old "Far Side" cartoon. A statue of a giant foot in between two slices of bread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 08:40 PM (gm9Sb)

125 "Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they definitely committed. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Minneapolis underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Somalis."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:41 PM (ESVrU)

126 Oh noes, hundreds of dams and power generation facilities built by the colonial powers in Africa are reaching the end of their effective lifespan, especially considering the newly independent countries, like Zimbabwe and Zambia, have failed to maintain them.

It's a potential humanitarian disaster, my friends. Only the Somalis can save them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:42 PM (jc0TO)

127
The "Sheeeeeeit!" guy from The Wire is mort.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:49 PM (CNl8/)




I have one of Isiah Whitlock's Sheeeeeee-it! Bobbleheads on my desk in front of me now. Complete with recorded Sheeeeee-it variations when you press the side button.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2025 08:42 PM (y9nCu)

128 Nick Shirley: Checking Little Joey into Day Care, MN.

https://tinyurl.com/5bw4mfbt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:42 PM (Wt3Iw)

129 So some sociologist had a baby.
They went to zoology friends at zoo and got a chimp.
Start to raised them together at 1 or so.
Baby became a chimp
After about 6 month they gave the chimp back
Baby caught up with peers at 15 but was tree climbing soc
Chimp got scholarship to Brown.

I made some of this up

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:43 PM (gbOdA)

130
Black people, let us segregate from white people. We don't need white people for anything.

Need any help with that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 08:43 PM (pkeXY)

131 and that little ape was me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO)

132 >>Have you seen the video clip of the former TSA agent who saw millions of dollars go out from Minneapolis airport every week being carried by pairs of Somali men? Citizen Free Press has it.

I haven't but I will look for it. There is so much stuff coming out on X right now it's crazy. Musk just commented on an X post he put out in Feb. when he was doing DOGE. It's a clip of him saying the fraud they uncovered in various federal programs adds up to more than every other scam ever.

It sounds like we will be getting bombshells constantly for quite some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)

133 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Somalis."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:41 PM (ESVrU)

The P Team

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (gbOdA)

134 Black people, let us segregate from white people. We don't need white people for anything.

Need any help with that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 08:43 PM

I've got a pickup to help them move.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO)

135 131 and that little ape was me.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (jc0TO)

you made me laugh at my own semi joke

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:45 PM (gbOdA)

136
It's a potential humanitarian disaster, my friends. Only the Somalis can save them.
Posted by: toby928(c)
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Only if they want to kill white people. If they want to kill white people is OK. Send all Somalilans to help maintain ifrastructure and kill white people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:46 PM (Wt3Iw)

137 The "Sheeeeeeit!" guy from The Wire is mort.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:49 PM (CNl8/)

RIP. The Wire is one of a handful of shows I really enjoyed.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 08:46 PM (Q/uAJ)

138 Oh my gosh, the little scooch over of the stick! Perfect!

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 08:46 PM (pZEOD)

139 It sounds like we will be getting bombshells constantly for quite some time.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)

They left behind over a $B in last 5 years

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:46 PM (gbOdA)

140 Was he fired because he saw something and said something?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 08:39 PM (ESVrU)
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I don't think she was fired, she worked for TSA 2016 - 2021. It made her uncomfortable at the time but everything was done according to protocol.

I'll link the video.

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:47 PM (79pEw)

141 It sounds like we will be getting bombshells constantly for quite some time.
Posted by: JackStraw
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How many bombshells must we receive before we load them all up and ship them out?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:49 PM (Wt3Iw)

142 It sounds like we will be getting bombshells constantly for quite some time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)

It's hard to take it all in. At least the mask has been ripped off of the shitshow for those who wish to see.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 08:49 PM (Q/uAJ)

143 Here's the TSA agent talking about suitcases of cash being taken from Minneapolis to Somalia:

https://tinyurl.com/rbkcpevd

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:49 PM (79pEw)

144 We had a dog when I was a kid who manged to get out of his pen in the backyard after watching my brother and I jump in his pen by crawling over the chain-link fence.
~~~~~

One Golden I had would freeze if he happened to bump into a wall while wearing a Cone of Shame. Had no idea how to back up.

My current Golden figured out how to open all the doors in the house, whether they opened in or out, when he was just a few months old. They were lever style, so had to change all the doorknobs to regular round shape. Remarkably he figured out how to work them too, so I had to put baby guards on all the exterior door doorknobs.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 08:49 PM (3ImbR)

145 41
'Cindy, the blind, 31 yr old baboon who had a huge Facebook following has passed due to heart failure. '

We eat like kings tonight!

Posted by: Local Somalis at December 30, 2025 08:50 PM (fd80v)

146 naptime in the MN daycare
x.com/attackdogX/status/2006039080161726880

Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 08:51 PM (gKWVE)

147 Blow jobs?

All Somali inventions.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 08:34 PM (IG3/x)
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The Ethiopians taught women how to give them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

148 We eat like kings tonight!

Posted by: Local Somalis at December 30, 2025 08:50 PM (fd80v)

Not if we get there first.

Posted by: The Haitians of Springfield, OH at December 30, 2025 08:52 PM (Q/uAJ)

149 Hi bluebell!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 08:52 PM (3ImbR)

150 My current Golden figured out how to open all the doors in the house, whether they opened in or out, when he was just a few months old. They were lever style, so had to change all the doorknobs to regular round shape. Remarkably he figured out how to work them too, so I had to put baby guards on all the exterior door doorknobs.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 08:49 PM (3ImbR)

Mom did that.
She was walking about a mile at day at rehab.
She must be about 60 miles from here.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 08:52 PM (gbOdA)

151 Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow . 4h

In 2025, Democrats (and RINOs) have defended:

Political assassination
Hamas
Iran
Venezuelan gangbangers, Criminal illegals, Human traffickers

Immigration fraud, Narcoterrorists, SNAP fraud, Somali Medicaid fraud, Somali child care fraud,
Ukrainian fraud, Voter fraud

Child genital mutilation
Porn in elementary schools
US trade deficits
Attacks on ICE
Aborting full term babies
USAID money laundering
Censorship here and abroad

What did I miss?
---Pixy's getting prissy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:53 PM (Wt3Iw)

152 Altho my first love is a Golden Retriever, due to the three we've had in our family...I have to say a corgi pup would find a home here.

Based on how goofy and cute the one burying her bone was. I like their little legs. No idea if they bark a lot, as I am not keen on barky dogs. Golden's are pretty quiet. Our son's do bark if someone is at the door, which is good. Otherwise are quiet doggies.

Our own Shelby never barked unless someone was in HIS empty lot next door in FL. This enraged him to the point he got a ruff down his spine as he growled and barked, like a Rhodesian Ridgeback. What he'd have done if anyone popped out of the lot and over the wooden fence would be to hide behind me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 08:55 PM (WONhk)

153 It sounds like we will be getting bombshells constantly for quite some time.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)
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The "where are the trials?!" crowd needs to understand that this is a process, not an event, and you don't want photos of Dems in orange jumpsuits until well after the ballots have been finalized.

Timing people, timing. Papa Bush had a 92% approval rating in the spring of 1991. He peaked too soon. Trump will time it better.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

154 I just noticed NCIS is on TV, providing noise. Always keeping up to date, next season will feature a Somali Special Agent, Ali M'gumbleed. Doesn't do much, just collects a paycheck and goes through desk drawers when nobody is around. Already sold his gun.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 08:55 PM (gm9Sb)

155 Hi IrishEi! Merry Christmas and happy New Year to you and yours!

Posted by: bluebell at December 30, 2025 08:57 PM (79pEw)

156 Where can we go? It's always the same BS:

tinyurl.com/92vyt24h

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 08:58 PM (rdVOm)

157 142 It's hard to take it all in. At least the mask has been ripped off of the shitshow for those who wish to see.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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This is why Musk was going nuts. He knew/knows all of this and can't do/say a thing. At the same time he's running 5? relatively humongous businesses.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:58 PM (Wt3Iw)

158 What did I miss?
---Pixy's getting prissy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 08:53 PM (Wt3Iw)

The homegrown murderers of color who kill young women on public transport.

Posted by: The Haitians of Springfield, OH at December 30, 2025 08:58 PM (Q/uAJ)

159 I do NOT want to see Somalis locked up.

I want them deported. And before they leave, chipped. In their “brains.” If they leave Somalia it explodes.


Problem solved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 08:59 PM (IhIKR)

160 “There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families”

STFU, tard

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 08:59 PM (dMvru)

161 Thanks, bluebell! Same to you. Hope your Christmas was great.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 08:59 PM (3ImbR)

162 *discards sock*

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:00 PM (Q/uAJ)

163 Here's a video of a Minnesota DHS whistleblower exposing the fraud and the fact that some money was flowing to Al Shabaab in Somalia. Walz did nothing.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jmeufb

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:01 PM (viF8m)

164 I want them deported. And before they leave, chipped. In their “brains.” If they leave Somalia it explodes.

Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I love you!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:01 PM (rdVOm)

165 “There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families”
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This person has no clue how families actually work.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 09:01 PM (ESVrU)

166 Oh, I forgot to ad the video of the whistleblower was done in 2018.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:02 PM (viF8m)

167 Saijo is one of those crazy smart dogs. You can see the wheels turning as he problem solves. It’s pretty funny to watch.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 09:03 PM (pZEOD)

168 159 You don't have to chip them. Just give them a pager that will tell them when their benefits will arrive in the old country. Pagers courtesy of Shin Bet Electonics.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:03 PM (gm9Sb)

169 “It made her uncomfortable at the time but everything was done according to protocol”

Well, allrighty then, the system worked! So long as the “rules” are followed that’s the important thing. Jeeze Louise

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 09:03 PM (dMvru)

170
61 It is a really weird flex to claim that people who only arrived in the country 30 years ago are now the indispensable population who run everything.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

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There must be a Theory of Gigantic Bullshit Lies to explain why invaders and leftists are making these claims. They're all working from the same pamphlet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 09:03 PM (kf4RM)

171 Black people, let us segregate from white people. We don't need white people for anything.

Need any help with that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

We'll give you a whole continent. Heck, most of you are there already.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:03 PM (nhCoE)

172 ---
The "where are the trials?!" ...

Timing people, timing. Papa Bush had a 92% approval rating in the spring of 1991. He peaked too soon. Trump will time it better.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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]
Yes, Trump has excellent timing.

But I am past trials, no discrimination on Somalis.
Islam, all Islam has go to go. The clock is ticking.
It's in their book, they want to kill us. It's time for them to go peacefully and whole the alternative is unpleasant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:04 PM (Wt3Iw)

173 There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families”

That sounds like a Bee article .

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 30, 2025 09:04 PM (KDPiq)

174 I love you too, JQ.

And I’m tired of being taken advantage of by foreigners who disrespect my God, my country and me.

Out. Now. And you will die if you try to come back. You and all your spawn. Out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 09:05 PM (IhIKR)

175 Marxist dogma requires abolition of the family, the communists never went away, they just setup shop in the universities

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 09:05 PM (dMvru)

176 Trump's New Year's resolutions.

https://is.gd/KVazBh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 09:05 PM (L/fGl)

177 Amen, nurse. Amen.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:05 PM (rdVOm)

178 UM Blackish Prof
There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Someone made a Kamala AI?

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:06 PM (nhCoE)

179 Someone made a Kamala AI?
Posted by: mikeski

I guess it would be a "Kamala AS."

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:07 PM (nhCoE)

180 "UM Blackish Prof"

Fuck that racist motherfucker in particular.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:08 PM (rdVOm)

181 Marxist dogma requires abolition of the family, the communists never went away, they just setup shop in the universities
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 09:05 PM (dMvru)
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That is why it is properly understood as a religious movement, not a political or economic program.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)

182 I’m tired of being taken advantage of by foreigners who disrespect my God, my country and me.

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Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares

From the Bee. (And that one stings.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 09:08 PM (L/fGl)

183 I saw a meme today of a Somolian's "threat" that all illegal Africans would self deport if they were deported.

Best idea of 2025! I would add to a one way ticket goFundme, but we know it would go to Congress.

In an airport once I was going to get a frozen yogurt. Took one look at the Somolian womman behind the counter and nope! I'd rather not chance it with those hands touching my food.

Not that I eat much when I fly to begin with, as if I am going down I ain't harfing at the same time. Have never been airsick, so turbulence is no problem. Even after the Dutch roll and losing thousands of feet, nothing escaped from my body and nor did I scream (because it was too fast and I am not a screamer).

One of my goofy sister-in-law's is a fearful person. Nervous flyer. She was alone once, on a fast 1hr flight, and hit turbulence. She screamed, "We are going down!" and had to be assisted by a flight attendent. I would have slapped her like that movie, Airplane (why I am not a flight attendent, but was a RN. I just got permission to drug people who made a scene instead).

I wanted to fly TWA or PanAm right out of HS, which shows how well I choose. Mother said I had to go to college first.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:08 PM (WONhk)

184 Trump's New Year's resolutions.

https://is.gd/KVazBh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The White House Monster Truck arena. Nice. I can hear lefty heads exploding already.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:08 PM (Q/uAJ)

185 The left, excuse me, the principled right, is learning that Trump's changes are going to outlast him:

@Timodc
·
9h
He won’t be gone though. His VP will be running on his platform. His children will be influential billionaires thanks to his corruption. The institutions he crushed will be hard to replace. Trump is forever (or at least a generation). This was the choice that was made in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 09:09 PM (GBKbO)

186 A sloth is able to hold its breath about four times as long as a dolphin can.

Score one for low metabolisms.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 09:09 PM (X/nnO)

187
here is a whiteness pandemic

Wear a mask.

Stay six parsecs away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:09 PM (pkeXY)

188
A big astrophysics story that's all abuzz, and getting me all tingly and excited. Meet AT2025ulz:
https://is.gd/jNMDR9

It's a supernova. And a kilonova. Thus, a superkilonova.

This is some insane physics. Back in 2020 or so, a very rare, exotic core collapse mechanism was proposed as a way to form sub-solar mass neutron stars. Anyway, if you have very massive star, spinning so fast it's near the limit, it can form two neutron stars when it explodes in a supernova. Those two little buggers are so close together they inspiral and merge into a kilonova within hours or days.

And now one has actually been seen. It was Somali astrophysicists who modelled that, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 09:11 PM (w6EFb)

189
I would have slapped her like that movie, Airplane

Were you the one in line with a pipe wrench?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:11 PM (pkeXY)

190 184 Any new rifle or pistol for the troops has to be tested by the Commander in Chief. On White House Grounds. Just like Abe testing the Spencer.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:11 PM (gm9Sb)

191 I saw a meme today of a Somolian's "threat" that all illegal Africans would self deport if they were deported.

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I'm going to go on a diet when I lose 50 lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 09:12 PM (L/fGl)

192 183 Best idea of 2025! I would add to a one way ticket goFundme, but we know it would go to Congress.
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Tired of Congress too. Their ticket needs a compete re-write.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:12 PM (Wt3Iw)

193 Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares

From the Bee. (And that one stings.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The average American pays $525K in taxes over his lifetime.

So if the skinnies made off with about 9 billion, then the Bee is correct for over 17,000 of us.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:14 PM (nhCoE)

194 So all these tic tkers et al have a Who in Whoville look.

Look at Mulvaney, Fuentes, and Sassoon.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:14 PM (gbOdA)

195 190 184 Any new rifle or pistol for the troops has to be tested by the Commander in Chief. On White House Grounds. Just like Abe testing the Spencer.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:11 PM (gm9Sb)

Invite about 50 people
Set up a range.
Shoot from all positions.
Make it a lottery

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:16 PM (gbOdA)

196 A sloth is able to hold its breath about four times as long as a dolphin can.

Score one for low metabolisms.
Posted by: tankdemon

Now if only they were fast enough to swim.....

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:16 PM (nhCoE)

197 >>>Look at Mulvaney, Fuentes, and Sassoon.
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Why do you pay attention to such things?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:17 PM (Wt3Iw)

198 The average American pays $525K in taxes over his lifetime.

So if the skinnies made off with about 9 billion, then the Bee is correct for over 17,000 of us.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:14 PM (nhCoE)

I am about 400 into ss

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:18 PM (gbOdA)

199 Holy cow.
Ace gives us all the news that is intense and is relevant all day. Totally appreciated.!
I love this soft side of our Ace 💕.
Yeah, I mostly lurk. But these cafes...can't beat 'em...
Thank you sir👍👌!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 09:18 PM (LNeRu)

200 186 A sloth is able to hold its breath about four times as long as a dolphin can.

Score one for low metabolisms.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 09:09 PM (X/nnO)

Slipper was test marketed in Jacksonville and KC.
Every viewer changed channels before the commercial
AS NOTHING FUCKIN HAPPENED

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:19 PM (gbOdA)

201 Y’all think I’m kidding about chipping them.

I’m not.

Do the same thing to all the illegals who don’t self deport. And their kids. All of them. Out now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 09:20 PM (IhIKR)

202 He won’t be gone though. His VP will be running on his platform. His children will be influential billionaires thanks to his corruption. The institutions he crushed will be hard to replace. Trump is forever (or at least a generation). This was the choice that was made in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 09:09 PM (GBKbO)
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Imagine the despair of knowing that all the dicks you sucked to get accepted in GOPe have now been rendered null and void. You thought you'd be on the inside, your homely wife getting a cushy appointment, your kid taunting playmates with who xer male-presenting figure is, and now you're being sent to political BF Egypt, waiting for your new paymasters to grow bored with you and put you out to pasture at last.

And then, the bus station.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

203 They're finding stuff on Oak Island. It may be related to the Knights Templar. Or not.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 09:22 PM (zNwXb)

204 I’m not.

Do the same thing to all the illegals who don’t self deport. And their kids. All of them. Out now.
Posted by: nur




fair enough, but since we have them in hand to chip them, why not deport them then? besides they would cut them out anyway, you'd have to do some sort of deep cranial shove it in three or four inches.

Posted by: n at December 30, 2025 09:23 PM (IP+De)

205 Alex, I'll take Somali Fun Facts for 72 virgins and an african cow.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 09:23 PM (nljXp)

206 Why do you pay attention to such things?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:17 PM (Wt3Iw)

I watch culture
They are playing roles.
Mulvaney never said he was a women
He was a girl
This all came from people that know this and have made these people into characters.
This is Hitler at the 36 Olympics.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:23 PM (gbOdA)

207 203 Probably left over stuff from a Somali expedition when they sailed across on a raft made from goat bladders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:24 PM (gm9Sb)

208 I’m not.

Do the same thing to all the illegals who don’t self deport. And their kids. All of them. Out now.
Posted by: nur

if you're going to release them hobble them oedipus style, givem a limp or something that slows them down and makes them easy to find.

Posted by: n at December 30, 2025 09:24 PM (IP+De)

209 “Swan Lake” just played on the Doomsday radio station🎶

UVB-76, known as the Buzzer or the Doomsday station, is a mysterious shortwave broadcast that has been on the air since the 1970s.

Its purpose has never been officially explained, and conspiracy theorists spend hours listening to the signal, debating supposed “secret codes and messages.”

So how should we interpret the latest transmission?
A soundtrack for the flight of the Oreshnik?

Fun fact, Swan Lake was repeatedly broadcast across Soviet state television during the August Coup in August 1991.

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 09:24 PM (GITLP)

210 Do the same thing to all the illegals who don’t self deport. And their kids. All of them. Out now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 09:20 PM (IhIKR)

I'm always amazes at the 'he has been here for 34 years and is now getting deported' stories...

Uh... he had 34 years to GET LEGAL...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 09:24 PM (mP0Kj)

211 210 He had 34 years to learn English.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:26 PM (gm9Sb)

212 They're finding stuff on Oak Island. It may be related to the Knights Templar. Or not.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 09:22 PM (zNwXb)

I put the Knight Templar stuff on top of the original folios of my lost plays.

Posted by: Will Shakespeare at December 30, 2025 09:26 PM (Ai3df)

213 Uh... he had 34 years to GET LEGAL...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 09:24 PM (mP0Kj)

His tux was at the cleaners

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:26 PM (gbOdA)

214 I hope I live long enough to see Walz perp walked.

I request a burlap bag over his head, however. For my protection. His pedo mouth makes me a bit gaggy. No matter his expression, there it is.

I know he will do the ugly cry. That I might watch with a drink in hand.

I hope he's nervous tonight. With massive power diarrhea (or dire rear, as my toddler called it and, I think, a better definition). Painful hemorrhoids that he has to wear a truss for.[I realize there are no trusses for this vs surgery. However I looked]

Someone beat me to the patent before I was born. Which is a pity. There's a diagram for morons:

https://tinyurl.com/5n83w3y6

If you have been in an ED or MD office in the past few years and seen horse feed bag things for harfing, which are brilliant!!! Well...a RN patented those and is now a millionaire. I missed this opportunity due to having babies.

If anyone was harfing in the hospital I did not fool around with the little kidney shaped bowls (for tooth brushing), but grabbed the plastic bath bin instead. I ain't no fool. I do regret not being a millionaire inventing the harf bag (our grands parents carry them everywhere).

Bon appetit!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:27 PM (WONhk)

215 I don't usually bother with New Year's resolutions, but I'm thinking it would be healthy for me if I could break the habit of YouTube shorts. Would still click on a link someone posted, if it looked interesting, but learn to resist scrolling down to the next one… and the next one… and the next one…

Posted by: mindful webworker - resisting the rabbit warrens at December 30, 2025 09:29 PM (dESj/)

216 The Land of the Taxed and the Home of the Freeloaders.

https://tinyurl.com/y4hjb643

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:29 PM (Wt3Iw)

217 https://is.gd/6d96gM
@info_maiden
Less than five minutes on this site and I’ve already found over $32M in SBA 7(a) loans to eight Indian gas stations in Texas.

Such highly skilled human capital that they need to run gas stations with our tax-backed loans. All they do is commit fraud, bleeding us dry.
[image]

[also includes a link to Andrew Torba's post about]
youfundthis.com/search

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 09:30 PM (ULPxl)

218 165 “There is a whiteness pandemic behind the racism pandemic, and this begins in the family system where young children are socialized into the culture of whiteness within white families”
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This person has no clue how families actually work.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 09:01 PM (ESVrU)

Correctmeifimwronghere, buuut, wouldn't anything other than socializing white children into a culture of whiteness be cultural appropriation? hmmm. can't be white, can't be not white. why it's almost like they don't want us to exist at all.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 30, 2025 09:30 PM (pIfcn)

219 215 I don't usually bother with New Year's resolutions, but I'm thinking it would be healthy for me if I could break the habit of YouTube shorts. Would still click on a link someone posted, if it looked interesting, but learn to resist scrolling down to the next one… and the next one… and the next one…

Posted by: mindful webworker - resisting the rabbit warrens at December 30, 2025 09:29 PM (dESj/)

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You know who's never posted a YouTube short?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 09:31 PM (GBKbO)

220 I’m tired of being nice.

Time to be assholes. Gtf out of my country. Now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 09:31 PM (IhIKR)

221 I don't usually bother with New Year's resolutions, but I'm thinking it would be healthy for me if I could break the habit of YouTube shorts. Would still click on a link someone posted, if it looked interesting, but learn to resist scrolling down to the next one… and the next one… and the next one…
Posted by: mindful webworker - resisting the rabbit warrens at December 30, 2025 09:29 PM (dESj/)
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Pick a single day of the week where you visit them, and do so for a fixed amount of time. That way you can anticipate seeing them, and try to make the most of your time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

222 OT, fun story. I was stationed with one of the last USMC outfits flying F8Ks. Word came down that we had to prep four or five and go to Kuwait (which at the time nobody heard of) and essentially put on a sales demonstration. Got them repainted in neutral colors and insignia, packed the trash, personnel issued coveralls (no uniforms) and, boom, op cancelled. Somebody at State said it might not be a very good idea to sell airplanes named the Crusader to Kuwait. They bought a bunch of A4s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:32 PM (gm9Sb)

223 Correctmeifimwronghere, buuut, wouldn't anything other than socializing white children into a culture of whiteness be cultural appropriation? hmmm. can't be white, can't be not white. why it's almost like they don't want us to exist at all.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 30, 2025 09:30 PM (pIfcn)
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Yeah, I mean a bunch of white people acting black and claiming to be black is probably not what they have in mind...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

224 its fun to find all the fraud...I would like someone to do something about it...but that would be like..work and might not look good

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 30, 2025 09:34 PM (+I6Y/)

225 The stories of the el stupido college DACA students who never bothered to become real citizens I blame Barky Obungo.GET OUT!

Their abuelas who have been across our border for 30yrs and still espanol in stores can join them.

GET OUT! I don't care, either, if you came here and popped out with a day to spare from your mamacita's womb. For better health care or to have dual citizenship as Mama brings you back to Tijuana when you are 3dys old. Then you come back at 17yrs to join the Crips.

GET OUT! ALL of you! The husbands of the bozo white women who want a Green Card and let that lapse. GET OUT! Take the bozo and your bambinos with you! OUT OUT OUT

I read these tear jerking stories and they don't work on me. I think you are simply stupid.

The only exceptions I make, today, are for white South Africans here because they are being murdered. THE END

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:35 PM (WONhk)

226 219
'You know who's never posted a YouTube short?'

Hitler?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:35 PM (fd80v)

227 If we fed illegals a sterlilizing nutrient wafer made of illegals, would that be wrong? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:36 PM (Q/uAJ)

228 Time to be assholes. Gtf out of my country. Now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 09:31 PM (IhIKR)

We need about 100 M to say that.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 09:36 PM (gbOdA)

229
If I was Irish and lived in Boston I'd be quite pissed that this Taiwanese-American communist mayor had pretty much given all the credit the Irish usually get to the Somalis.

__________

The shovel is advanced technology to the Irish, but it's still better than the Somalis can understand.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 09:37 PM (tgvbd)

230 When my Dad and Uncles were making the crossing, they were learning English under the tutelage of my Grandfather's belt. Actually using McGuffey Readers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:38 PM (gm9Sb)

231 227 If we fed illegals a sterlilizing nutrient wafer made of illegals, would that be wrong? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:36 PM (Q/uAJ)

No. It would serve two purposes at the same time.

Get a patent, stat!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (WONhk)

232 I got to tell you it's heartening to see women wanting as harsh of deportations as I do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (fd80v)

233 When a country doesn't remember who it is, that means someone else will decide for it. And history shows...

https://tinyurl.com/msnrk64w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (Wt3Iw)

234 The only exceptions I make, today, are for white South Africans here because they are being murdered. THE END
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:35 PM (WONhk)

Yes, apart from them, we are taking fake refugees. The idea that Muslims and Latinos are being persecuted in their countries is stupid. The Obama democrats and the WEF scorpions are globalizing the West to level it to the ground...the "great reset"

Posted by: night lifted at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (kJmLc)

235 Syracuse, NY has received over 19 inches of snow so far today and it's still coming down.

That's too much snow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (viF8m)

236 Syracuse, NY has received over 19 inches of snow so far today and it's still coming down.

That's too much snow.
Posted by: JackStraw

The Style Guide recommends "19 inches of global warming."

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:41 PM (nhCoE)

237 235 Syracuse, NY has received over 19 inches of snow so far today and it's still coming down.

That's too much snow.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (viF8m)

I'll take it! I love those days. The men on our street get together with their snowblowers and chat.

Have missed these events this year. But am not giving up yet.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:41 PM (WONhk)

238 @235 on Lake Erie they recorded waves of 35 ft. Lake effect storms are no joke.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 09:41 PM (zNwXb)

239 See youz all (or most) upstairs...

I honestly don't fit in here, that's for sure...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 09:41 PM (LNeRu)

240 235 Syracuse, NY has received over 19 inches of snow so far today and it's still coming down.

That's too much snow.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (viF8m)

You know that proves Global Warming is true!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 09:42 PM (m7iZ5)

241 It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 09:42 PM (Ai3df)

242 232 I got to tell you it's heartening to see women wanting as harsh of deportations as I do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (fd80v)

I've seen the crime rates and trash in my area escalate. It looks like a Mexican trailer park in areas. It decreases the value of my property. I was once blonde, but I'm not dumb, and I lack suicidal empathy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:43 PM (Q/uAJ)

243 We interrupt the Pouncing School Cafe with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread update:

I've just finished Adrian Tchaikovsky's three-book series The Final Architecture.

Very climactic and satisfying ending for a science fiction space opera. Third book is definitely the best of the series.

Now it's time to reset my reading spreadsheet for 2026.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Pouncing School Cafe shenanigans.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 09:45 PM (ESVrU)

244 237 In my home town in NE Ohio the neighbor and I would break out the shovel and snowblower and do the block, coming home drunk on our ass with drinks of all nations in us. Ouzo and Slivovitz will set you free.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:45 PM (gm9Sb)

245 Buffalo, NY is the location of the USA’s Strategic Reserve Snow Repository

Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 09:46 PM (dMvru)

246 on Lake Erie they recorded waves of 35 ft. Lake effect storms are no joke.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 09:41 PM (zNwXb)
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Wow, I didn't know Erie could get seas like that!

It's nice and cold up in Michigan, and I'm going to ring in the new year by putting the contents of my chest freezer on the patio and de-icing it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)

247 Syracuse, NY has received over 19 inches of snow so far today and it's still coming down.

That's too much snow.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (viF8m)

You know that proves Global Warming is true!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 09:42 PM (m7iZ5)

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"Death Valley hasn't gotten snow since 1974 -- proving Climate Catastrophe -- h8r! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

/I'm old enough to remember the 2014 NYT Headline: "The End Of Snow." And they weren't talking about Hunter Biden's cocaine habit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 09:47 PM (QbCrG)

248 >>I'll take it! I love those days. The men on our street get together with their snowblowers and chat.

When my dad got out of the Army the first stop was Rochester and then Syracuse. I've spent most of my life in New England and skied all my life so I have no issues with snow.

Northwestern NY gets a ton of snow thanks to the lake. Syracuse set a record for snowfall today and they are over 70 inches this winter and it's only December.

I know longer need that much snow in my life.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:48 PM (viF8m)

249 Having global warming here too and it's more than that 1800watt heater can handle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 09:48 PM (Wt3Iw)

250 245 Buffalo, home of the 99 cent egg sammich. You will survive.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 09:49 PM (gm9Sb)

251 242
'I've seen the crime rates and trash in my area escalate. It looks like a Mexican trailer park in areas. '

We shouldn't have to that way.

'I lack suicidal empathy.'
Right on! Right on! Right on! (h/t Rush Limbaugh)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:49 PM (fd80v)

252 no

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 09:50 PM (viF8m)

253 24 I've got a skunk coming in my backyard at night and digging little holes all over the lawn.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 30, 2025 07:46 PM (CNl8/)
_____________________

You must have some tasty grubs in your yard. If you're interested in repelling your little black and white visitor, it's easier than you think. Orange peels scattered around does the trick. It will look unsightly for a day or two before they turn brown, and you won't even see them.

I used to let them be, but whenever another skunk, a raccoon or a possum showed up, they'd spray. And, that happened more times than not.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 09:50 PM (dIske)

254 The shovel is advanced technology to the Irish, but it's still better than the Somalis can understand.

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The stick was as far as the Somalis ever got, technologically speaking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 09:50 PM (nWPIJ)

255 George Clooney granted French citizenship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:51 PM (pkeXY)

256 251
Daggone it.
We shouldn't have to LIVE that way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:52 PM (fd80v)

257 The Good Lord gave Irishmen two legs so that they can push a wheelbarrow.

Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture at December 30, 2025 09:52 PM (oftw2)

258 242 232 I got to tell you it's heartening to see women wanting as harsh of deportations as I do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 09:39 PM (fd80v)

I've been harsh about this subject for at least 20yrs. Sending emails to various people on how much, almost to a dollar, FLoridans paid for illegals for healthcare, education and prisons. This is not new for me but I write more in CAPS! Rubio was a Senator then and I'd get a form email back.

I want to report a family in a rental down the street. I have noticed, since Cinco de Mayo, they are much quieter than that ruckus all night long. I think multiple families. Some sort of roofing business on expensive trucks.

I think they have sunk their last mayo, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:52 PM (WONhk)

259 No we shouldn't, Dr. Claw.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 09:52 PM (Q/uAJ)

260 I think they build an ice chapel in Houghton, and hold Mass there throughout the winter. Yoopers are a strange breed.

I wouldn't mind going, except passage over the Mighty Mac is always iffy during the winter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

261 …I want them deported. And before they leave, chipped. In their “brains.” If they leave Somalia it explodes.
Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Seems like that may be a little complicated to pull off.

How about if the chips only explode if they cross back into the USA?🫠

I've long wondered why the Israelis, when releasing all those muzzie enemy soldiers in "exchanges," don't do something like this. At the very least, a little scar on the neck and the wide-spread rumor of the implanted trackers/explosives.

Posted by: mindful webworker - why and why not: at December 30, 2025 09:53 PM (dESj/)

262 I got to tell you it's heartening to see women wanting as harsh of deportations as I do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw
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Ask sponge how I feel about mooselimbs....

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 30, 2025 09:54 PM (VCgbV)

263 255 George Clooney granted French citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:51 PM (pkeXY)

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Does this mean Amal can stop shaving her armpits?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 09:54 PM (nWPIJ)

264 'Twas a balmy 45 degrees here today, so I worked on the downed tree at Dad's place. Cut off some side branches & filled the truck. Dumped it all out at the yardwaste/ compost facility. End of daylight.

Will do it again tomorrow. And again each day that it's reasonably dry and above freezing, until I can't do any more of it on my own.

Every bit I can do myself, will lessen the cost of pros later. No way I could cut up the trunk, so that will stay until tree service can get to it.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

265 255 George Clooney granted French citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:51 PM (pkeXY)

I guess the Italians wouldn't take his ghey arse. Is he going to still go to his estate on Lake Como?

I dislike him and his wife. I dislike a lot of stars these days. Amazon Prime notices that I don't watch movies with certain people in them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:55 PM (WONhk)

266 Seeing no signal on 4625 KHz

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:56 PM (pkeXY)

267 George Clooney granted French citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 09:51 PM (pkeXY)
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True American Patriots always obtain foreign citizenship. It's in the appendix to the Articles of Confederation or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)

268 I dislike him and his wife. I dislike a lot of stars these days. Amazon Prime notices that I don't watch movies with certain people in them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 09:55 PM (WONhk)

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Not just them.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 30, 2025 09:56 PM (nWPIJ)

269 George Clooney granted French citizenship
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But did he give up his US citizenship??? Yeah, didn't think so...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 30, 2025 09:58 PM (VCgbV)

270 At the very least, a little scar on the neck and the wide-spread rumor of the implanted trackers/explosives.
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Love this! No chips-- just let them *believe* there are chips-- let them dig around and bleed and suffer, looking for the "chips". Hahahaha!

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

271 I'm old enough to remember the 2014 NYT Headline: "The End Of Snow." And they weren't talking about Hunter Biden's cocaine habit ...
Posted by: ShainS

They wrote songs about it in '89.

It's getting close to season's end.
I heard somebody say
that it might never snow again
in England.

https://youtu.be/rdUGyZEyGz0

I like Marillion, but man. Don't drink all the Kool-Aid in one gulp, guys.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 09:59 PM (nhCoE)

272 258
'I think they have sunk their last mayo, but I could be wrong.'

Here's hoping.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 10:01 PM (fd80v)

273 Not just them.
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 30, 2025 09:56 PM (nWPIJ)

I always imagine whoever is assigned to me at NSA telling his cubicle mates, "Oh, she's at it again!"

Especially tonight when I looked to see if there were hemorrhoid trusses.

If I croak without warning my husband and sons are going to find some weird stuff on my laptop. Not pervy pron, but wondering what on earth? Why did she look this up? Who are Morons?

I should have this in my living will: "Please delete my entire laptop and dispose without looking. I am not there to explain."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:01 PM (WONhk)

274 Every bit I can do myself, will lessen the cost of pros later. No way I could cut up the trunk, so that will stay until tree service can get to it.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

I still think if you advertise "free wood U-Cut" in Craig's List you might have it gone for free

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:02 PM (rbvCR)

275 Marillion went downhill after Fish left the band.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:02 PM (rdVOm)

276 I'm not following this Somali thing closely here but I said early on that Ohio should be looked at and sure enough it stinks too.

So I would like to propose that the entire purpose of building these communities is to run a scam on the welfare apparatus.

This implies that every make believe immigrant community created since Obama was engineered as part of this.

Maybe take a look at the ones in state capitols closer.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 10:04 PM (Rmqfl)

277 I should have this in my living will: "Please delete my entire laptop and dispose without looking. I am not there to explain."

---------

I believe that's standard verbiage in all Moron estate planning documents.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:04 PM (nWPIJ)

278 I still think if you advertise "free wood U-Cut" in Craig's List you might have it gone for free
Posted by: Kindltot
--------

Last thing I need, is strangers noticing the house is unoccupied. Also-- this tree is a danger, not resting *on the ground* but elevated due to the rootball being pulled up.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:04 PM (rdVOm)

279 There's more, kindltot, but that's all I will mention online.

Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (rdVOm)

280 Push the button, Max!

Posted by: clarence at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (MXMX4)

281 George Clooney granted French citizenship.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Surely there is a standard form to renounce citizenship, but public statements work too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (/lPRQ)

282 Love this! No chips-- just let them *believe* there are chips-- let them dig around and bleed and suffer, looking for the "chips". Hahahaha!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

Whee! I like this idea as well!

Finding a brain in a Somolian to chip could be a chore; as I think most of their skull is fetid air vs brain matter.

Maybe a scar between their bug eyes?

"Ahmed, there is a splody tiny thing there. If you leave Somolia there will be big boom and you will meet virgins." I am assuming they can't read.

Maybe give boom head splody AI video! I knew it would be good for something! GET OUT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (WONhk)

283 NOODlicious ONT Ostriches.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (hZbnZ)

284 There's more, kindltot, but that's all I will mention online.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (rdVOm)

I understand. Dad's house was empty for several years.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (rbvCR)

285 No! Palm trees in snow! ONT NOOD.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (hZbnZ)

286 255 George Clooney granted French citizenship.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Huh. The same country that hid Ira Einhorn and made him a folk hero. Ok.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 30, 2025 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

287 I forgot to comment on this yesterday:

@Badhombre
Within the next 72 hours, expect a Jussie Smollett-style fake bomb threat against a Somali “learning center” that Democrats will try to blame on MAGA right-wingers on X.
They desperately want to distract in any way they can from the fraud.
Bookmark it.

And today:
@IsmailRoyer
The Minneapolis daycare center targeted by this (@CrimeWatchMpls) tweet, Nokomis Daycare Center, received telephone threats of violence & was broken into last night & vandalized, & checkbooks & parents’ documents were stolen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 11:42 PM (mlg/3)

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