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"With Discovery of Rampant Somali Piracy, Small Business Administration Head Kelly Loeffler Stops Federal Grants to Minnesota"
Not so fast..... Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 30, 2025 05:33 PM (0N4FZ) 2
First!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2025 05:33 PM (0N4FZ) 3
It's something.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 30, 2025 05:34 PM (ExV1e) 4
Not so fast, Ms Loffler!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 30, 2025 05:34 PM (grNgC) 5
lol
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 05:34 PM (grNgC) 6
You know who else likes rampant piracy?
Posted by: Barry O at December 30, 2025 05:35 PM (E0p3T) 7
4 Not so fast, Ms Loffler!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 30, 2025 05:34 PM (grNgC) You know it's coming Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX) 8
"...amid an investigation into alleged fraud in COVID-era lending programs."
Hate to say it but they will have to stop funding to all states. The whole COVID era lending program was probably 80-90% fraud, even in red states. Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 05:36 PM (PTDkx) 9
Yup, X has a lot of posts about S A loans going to foreigners over citizens, enabling Indian motel and gas station cartels, etc.
Shut it down until you can reorganize it to solely fund AMERICANS, ffs. Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 05:37 PM (Hkcdp) 10
>>It might not be just Somali fraud rings plundering our nation
It is not. SNAP / FoodStamp / EBT Fraud is rampant across ALL groups. Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 05:37 PM (grNgC) Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 05:37 PM (NwnyJ) 12
The Supremes said a while back that Hawaiian Judge can only rule on Hawaii, so that tactic is no longer valid.
They might be able to get a judicial district if they go to the federal court of appeals, but the days of Judge Pakalolo Mahu issuing nationwide writs in between taking payoffs to fix parking tickets are over. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 05:37 PM (IG3/x) 13
Loeffler said on the social platform X that the SBA is pausing yearly funding to Minnesota "while we investigate $430 million in suspected [Paycheck Protection Program] fraud across the state."
++++ This was endemic. Good. Punish Minnesota, but don't let the others off the hook! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 05:38 PM (avHHk) 14
Pull the plug on all of it??
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2025 05:38 PM (wVcYX) 15
Why does PPP still exist?
Covid is over. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 05:38 PM (2Ez/1) 16
You know this is going on in every state in America.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (h7ZuX) 17
Maybe there is an algorithim that would show fraud once the info from each state is entered into it. Finding all the fraud after the money is all gone is kind of pointless. Posted by: Frank Barone at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (IifOV) 18
" ... has halted about $5.5 million in annual funding to Minnesota "
lol *spit* puh - leeze, couch-cushion change, bfd Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (Cjt/F) 19
15 Why does PPP still exist?
Covid is over. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 05:38 PM (2Ez/1) Now do Ocare subsidies. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (gbOdA) 20
So I assume the scam would involve foreign fraudsters claiming that they had going businesses, employing, of course, their mentally retarded criminal family members, and took "loans" from the federal government to keep these unemployed lowlife parasites "employed" in their jobs of sitting around collecting welfare from actual Americans.
++++ Some of this, to be sure - but I doubt it was most of it. Most of the PPP fraud I know of was perpetrated by Americans. There was so much fraud in these programs nationwide that it can't be pinned on foreign bad actors. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (avHHk) 21
Easy solution.
Simply tell Minnesota all they are getting, going forward, was the same amount of money, per resident, as Georgia gets. Period. That will cut spending by 2/3. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (s/0Zp) Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (vSvIl) 23
Slightly willowed...
The Minnesota Department of Human Services Licensing Information Lookup website, the site used to lookup how to set up a childcare center, has crashed. Apparently, a lot of folks looking to cash in. Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (2WIwB) 24
>>Why does PPP still exist?
Because someone needs to make fun of the LOLCows. (If you know you know) Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (grNgC) 25
If PPP fraud is not over 90%, I'll eat my head!
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (i0u7f) 26
So the national debt "could be" all fraud? Is that what I am reading?
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (Q0yOR) 27
There fraud *pointing*
Posted by: Igor at December 30, 2025 05:40 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (grNgC) 29
You know this is going on in every state in America.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (h7ZuX) Yup and the amount, if it ever comes to light, will be staggering. Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (2WIwB) 30
We can't send federal monies beyond the hin of law.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (r0Y9u) 31
> Loeffler said on the social platform X that the SBA is pausing yearly funding to Minnesota "while we investigate $430 million in suspected [Paycheck Protection Program] fraud across the state."
---------- At this point you have to ask; how much of that $430M is being sucked up by Somalis posing as the "Paycheck Protection Program?" Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (NwnyJ) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (Cjt/F) 33
Auslanders Raus!
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 05:41 PM (r0Y9u) 34
At least 70% of all Covid money was stolen. And I’m being conservative with that figure. Would not surprise me if it was 99%.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (9c0bR) Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (fd80v) 36
The most nauseating thing coming out of the Somali fraud isn’t the scope of the fraud, the fact that Democrap politicians were in on it, or even that Somalis look like the inside of an anus after some fat faggot sat on a xenomorph egg.
The most nauseating thing is much more fundamental. The most nauseating thing is that we are paying for fucking day care for any of these mongrel kids. Why are taxpayers paying for daycare for other people’s brats?? Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (Bw4Jr) 37
Also noteworthy: the foreign owned trucking businesses are completely fraudulent and out of control. See this account for ongoing details : @maybedanielleee
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (Hkcdp) 38
With over 80 federal welfare programs that spend $1 trillion annually, there is much work to do. The Trump administration is aggressively pursuing bad actors and implementing reforms to protect welfare programs for real American families who need it -- while also ensuring it is a lifeline, not a lifestyle.
++++ If I had to guess - and I do - half or two thirds of welfare dollars are probably stolen. Some programs are worse than others. For example, did you know many states will *help* you commit disability fraud? They will, usually with a euphemism like "navigator." If you're a welfare case, they want you on SSDI because SSDI is federal whereas others - particularly Medicaid - are partially or fully state-funded. If they can get you off *their* rolls and onto the FedGov's, they want to - and they will help you cheat to do it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (avHHk) 39
Loeffler really ticks me off - this statement is pure crap: "The governor recently defended the state's "generosity" which allowed Somali fraudsters to purchase luxury cars, homes and vacations at the expense of hungry Minnesotans."
The taxpayers are the victims here. That's why it's treated as barely a crime, not quite as serious as shoplifting. Posted by: Oglebay at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (GPa4z) 40
I like that the heads are turning towards this culture of fraud disguised as diversity, but it is H-U-G-E and varied.
I've seen countless articles (in the US and Canada) relative to double brokering on trucking companies. The second party sets up a false business, the first company approved by the shipper "subcontracts" to the second, who promptly pick up the load and said load disappears with no way to trace it. Or, they get paid up front and never even show to pick it up. Double brokering is growing exponentially, and centers primarily around Indian owned trucking companies (and there is almost always a Singh involved). There is a single address in California that over 200 different trucking companies use as their "HQ". Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (dIske) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (wVcYX) 42
It just really burns me up to see people taking advantage of a program set up to help those with a legitimate need.
Now, one could have a discussion as to whether the feds should be involved in this stuff at all, but I think we can all agree that if they're going to do that, the money should go to those for whom it was intended. In this case, it was intended to keep small businesses from going bankrupt during COVID. Not to subsidize Bhuttfuck-Bhuttfuck Golli's 57 cousins in Mogadishu. Frankly, after the "Black Hawk Down" incident, there shouldn't even BE a Mogadishu. It should have been wiped from the face of the earth as thoroughly as ancient Carthage. Yeah, I went there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 05:43 PM (IG3/x) 43
Most of the PPP fraud I know of was perpetrated by Americans. There was so much fraud in these programs nationwide that it can't be pinned on foreign bad actors.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) I knew you were a copper! Posted by: Bunko Billy at December 30, 2025 05:43 PM (oftw2) 44
The most nauseating thing is much more fundamental. The most nauseating thing is that we are paying for fucking day care for any of these mongrel kids. Why are taxpayers paying for daycare for other people’s brats??
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM (Bw4Jr) ++++ Because without it, it might force accountability and that is not in vogue. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 05:43 PM (avHHk) 45
Collier is a coal hauler?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 05:44 PM (r0Y9u) 46
But what about hungry children???????
Yeah what about them. Their parents have tens of thousands of dollars worth of tattoos. Not my problem. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 05:44 PM (9c0bR) 47
Why does PPP still exist?
Covid is over. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 05:38 PM (2Ez/1) Now do Ocare subsidies. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (gbOdA) Don’t worry, Trump and the GOP will send out angry tweets as we continue to be robbed blind by foreigners and human scum. The GOP House wants $4.6 billion more for refugee assistance. Because the replacement of Heritage Americans never stops, no matter who is in power. Trillions have been stolen from us to import third world filth and indoctrinate them into hating us. Even if the Somalis and Indians and Haitians and Afghans weren’t scamming the system it would still he an outrage that foreigners are being brought in as scab labor, and given subsidized food, daycare, housing, healthcare, phones, and cash while REAL Americans struggle. Fuck the GOP. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:44 PM (L8Gb0) 48
There aren't any hungry children.
Posted by: Oglebay at December 30, 2025 05:45 PM (GPa4z) 49
> Finding all the fraud after the money is all gone is kind of pointless.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (IifOV) Au contraire. There are still things that can be done. Subscribe to my newsletter for more tips on dealing with frustrating social situations. Posted by: Vlad Tepes at December 30, 2025 05:45 PM (IG3/x) 50
Put the hungry children in the box.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 05:45 PM (r0Y9u) 51
In California prisoners were getting COVID unemployment money. Remember the $600/week freebie which made 1/2 the country not want to work? Cali prisoners were signing up for that since there was zero verification of eligibility.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (9c0bR) 52
IIRC, there was previous talk of PPP fraud in Minnesota, of state employees illegally receiving money for their side-gigs registered as "businesses" for the sole purpose of stealing PPP money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (gonTq) 53
Democrats, the party of commies and organized crime, now increasing their criminal operations to unimaginable levels.
China, Russia, India ... all come to America for their paycheck while keeping their allegiance to their "homeland". Sometimes they work jobs, more often they operate cartels to run drugs and humans, or run scams in health care and welfare. America is Open, the Diversity Lie is just a cover for massive extraction of our wealth. Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (vbXSk) 54
Cutting off program access to all persons in an entire state due to allegations of wrongdoing by some alleged bad actors within the state is tantamount to collective punishment, which is explicitly proscribed by the Geneva Convention.
Access to these programs must be maintained while allegations are investigated and, if warranted, prosecuted. Posted by: Some Judge at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (avHHk) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (Cjt/F) 56
willowed:
316 >>Has Hollywood thought about making something people want to see? Posted by: Piper Look who is controlling the studios these days. China is pouring billions into the industry. They aren't interested in what the US public wants, they are interested in what they want the US to see. Posted by: JackStraw --- If you can't beat them corrupt them to detritus. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 05:46 PM (Wt3Iw) 57
2/3 of “low income” childruns are obese. So yeah not much hunger happening.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 05:47 PM (9c0bR) 58
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‘ Why are taxpayers paying for daycare for other people’s brats??’ Because AWFLs and other democrat parasites vote for it. Don’t you live in a place where you’re surrounded by them? Ask them and report back. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 05:47 PM (fd80v) 59
> Finding all the fraud after the money is all gone is kind of pointless.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 30, 2025 05:39 PM (IifOV) ================== Pointless maybe from the POV of recovery, but certainly the point is to punish the wrongdoers and hope by the punishment to reduce future theft. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (gonTq) 60
Extremely satisfying taser deployment:
youtube.com/watch?v=LKcoGXM-PiQ Posted by: gp at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (GHIyr) 61
I was getting near $1000 a week not to work. My states maximum was in the high 3s + $600 per week.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (r0Y9u) 62
Where did the stolen taxpayer money go? First Assistant US Attorney Joe Thompson reports on the Somali Fraud ratline:
"Thompson stated, “There’s been a significant amount of money sent abroad, mostly to East Africa, much of it to Kenya and to Nairobi, that the money that we’ve traced most, most of which has been used to purchase real estate in Nairobi.”" Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (rj6Yv) 63
Asaaaasd HHS has announced a new fraud tip line for citizens to report suspicious businesses.
While we’re at it: Taxes on foreign remittances!!! Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (Hkcdp) 64
>> Frankly, after the "Black Hawk Down" incident, there shouldn't even BE a Mogadishu.
Even better, we never should have been in Somali to begin with. It’s a third-world shithole and we have no interests there. The neocon uniparty uses wars and military action to get us neck-deep in these places, then uses that as a rationalization to mass import these bulb-headed shitstains on our dime. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (L8Gb0) 65
Every state should be investigated for fraud. Red, blue or purple, this shit is happening everywhere. Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (3ek7K) 66
Is anyone but me starting to be very suspicious about all the "Somali" fraud in other states, following the same basic scheme?
If it's true, then it means two things: 1. It didn't originate with Somali criminals 2. Somalis aren't the only conduit for it Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (avHHk) 67
The federal government is 99.8% fraud. I don't even know what the 0.2% is. I just figure there's gotta be a few naive idiots that actually do some necessary job somewhere.
Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (E0p3T) 68
In defrauding programs for nutrition, education and healthcare, the massive and sophisticated enterprise siphoned billions in taxpayer dollars. -------- The thing that struck me about the fraud is how unsophisticated it actually was. Based on simple lies that any dummy could tell. The success of the thievery was because it was being allowed. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (QOikT) 69
Essentially no one is starving to death in the United States, and there haven't been any for going on a century now. Same for other developed, capitalist countries. It's a solved problem.
The only place you see starvation nowadays is when idiots decide, once again, that communism is a wonderful idea. Posted by: Vlad Tepes at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (IG3/x) 70
The GOP House wants $4.6 billion more for refugee assistance. Because the replacement of Heritage Americans never stops, no matter who is in power.
------ Why isn't this getting more attention? Because the House GOP is just as much of the problem as the "other side" is because the House GOP knows damn well "we" have ZERO interest in this scheme and they're pushing for it anyway. Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (TN0g+) 71
Every state should be investigated for fraud. Red, blue or purple, this shit is happening everywhere.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (3ek7K) ++++ 110% percent. Every state. And every state should be doing a similar colonoscopy on every county. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (avHHk) 72
Look who is controlling the studios these days. China is pouring billions into the industry. They aren't interested in what the US public wants, they are interested in what they want the US to see.
Posted by: JackStraw In Edge of Tomorrow ( otherwise a great movie ) Chinese and Russian forces are helping to clean up Europe after Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt defeat the alien. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (4rO9J) 73
Someone is going to have to tell me how the Democrats are in a great position for the 2026 election season cause we are in the very early stages of mountains of fraud and Democrats are overwhelmingly the party enabling it and benefiting from it.
Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (viF8m) 74
During the pandemic, the agency issued $1.2 trillion in loans, helping save millions of small businesses and jobs. Much of that lending was legitimate
I beg to differ on all points. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (jc0TO) 75
Who is going to announce the mass deportations?
Assure they arrive at their departure transportation? Who's responsible for this? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (Wt3Iw) 76
All this talk about PPP fraud is just pissing me off again. We knew it was going on back then. What a disaster the Covid farce was.
Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (vFG9F) 77
64 If we aren't already I can see us getting involved with Somaliland - investing, etc. etc. I don't like it but I think it's going to happen.
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (Q0yOR) 78
Every government program is just an opportunity for graft.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (P/9/6) 79
64 Concur.
Posted by: gp at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (GHIyr) 80
One of my daughters told me she spent a few hours in a Massachusetts ER the other evening, and in checking her in they asked her if she is "food insecure", whatever the hell that means. I think it means "do you have any food at home?"
I asked her what happens if you say you are food insecure? Does somebody drop groceries off at your house? Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (gonTq) 81
Make Minnesomalia A Territory Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (tKbVl) 82
Someone is going to have to tell me how the Democrats are in a great position for the 2026 election season cause we are in the very early stages of mountains of fraud and Democrats are overwhelmingly the party enabling it and benefiting from it.
Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (viF8m) ++++ Two reasons: 1. They depend on these programs for paychecks 2. They don't want to be garbage people, and only garbage people oppose the Party. Same as it ever was, basically. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (avHHk) 83
7(a) loans are privately funded, a portion of which is guaranteed by the SBA. The taxpayer is on the hook only if there is a default. That's where the fraud would occur.-- a default. Thus, if there was no underlying business owned by the borrower, that indicates fraud. It would mean the SBA officials would be in on it, given the amount of paperwork necessary to qualify and obatain SBA financing.
Posted by: RS at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (SuU/K) 84
Tax Holiday or a Tax Strike until the Fraud is cleaned out of the system.
The Government can take their pick... but, these are both fast paths to a solution. Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (grNgC) 85
Two reasons:
1. They depend on these programs for paychecks 2. They don't want to be garbage people, and only garbage people oppose the Party. Same as it ever was, basically. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (avHHk) 3. They're counting on the cheat Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (VE6XX) 86
Even better, we never should have been in Somali to begin with. It’s a third-world shithole and we have no interests there. The neocon uniparty uses wars and military action to get us neck-deep in these places, then uses that as a rationalization to mass import these bulb-headed shitstains on our dime.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:48 PM (L8Gb0) ===== The original purpose for sending US military personnel to Somalia was to protect UN food and medical supplies sent to Somalia and to protect the distribution convoys from the gangs. Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (rj6Yv) 87
The thing that struck me about the fraud is how unsophisticated it actually was. Based on simple lies that any dummy could tell. The success of the thievery was because it was being allowed.
------- The 3 pillars to managing anything (effectively): 1. Policies 2. Procedures 3. Internal controls Government at the city, county, state, and federal level LOVE delving into 1 and 2, but hate hate hate #3, because internal controls inhibit their ability to reward themselves and their friends/business partners/partners in crime. Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (TN0g+) 88
71 Every state should be investigated for fraud. Red, blue or purple, this shit is happening everywhere.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 05:49 PM (3ek7K) ++++ 110% percent. Every state. And every state should be doing a similar colonoscopy on every county. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) ------------ And then jail or deportation. This is a cancer and it must be excised. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 05:52 PM (Wt3Iw) 89
The federal government is 99.8% fraud. I don't even know what the 0.2% is. I just figure there's gotta be a few naive idiots that actually do some necessary job somewhere.
- This is why I've been having a hard time getting exited about Trump's second term. Yes, he's doing more than any political leader this country has seen. But all of that is still just nibbling around the edges, and his attitude that he can win by governing better, rather than outright win a total war against 'them' means he's never going to do more than nibble. Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (vSvIl) 90
Closing the barn doors after Biden let the horse thieves empty it.
Better than allowing those doors to remain open. Everyone knew the Biden administration was looting the treasury, but to this scale? Simply appalling and almost beyond belief. More than the looters need to be arrested and jailed. The head(s) of these schemes also need to be arrested and jailed. Maybe some politicos, too, just for shits and giggles. Posted by: Ann at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (w9jrX) 91
>> Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed.
Democrat voters—many of whom are welfare parasites, gov’t employees, NGO scum, and “refugees” and illegal aliens—are beneficiaries of the fraud. They don’t see it as theft, they see it as reparations. You’re not voting your way out of this. Especially when the GOP is nearly as bad at robbing us blind. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (L8Gb0) 92
During the pandemic, the agency issued $1.2 trillion in loans, helping save millions of small businesses and jobs. Much of that lending was legitimate, and many of the loans were forgiven, consistent with the 2020 CARES Act legislation.
++++ "Much" was legitimate? *Much?* In any program that big, there will be some fraud. If the amount of fraud was so vast that they can't go beyond "much" being legitimate during the "good" first phase of the program, it was particularly bad. I don't even demand zero fraud, but settling for "much" is a bit, well, much. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (avHHk) 93
They were not even loans. Another lie.
Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (vFG9F) 94
A lot of small businesses went tits up because you needed some degree of expertise to navigate the PPP loan process. Small mom and pop operations just didn't have the resources to do it that big businesses had.
Now, you're telling me and bunch of third worlders running gas stations and vape stores could do it without help? Yeah, pull the other one. This a criminal conspiracy and needs to be RICOed out the ass. Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 30, 2025 05:53 PM (MZ+PY) 95
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‘ Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed.’ If they think that our half of the country is getting screwed, democrats are very happy to vote for just that. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 05:54 PM (fd80v) 96
Plenty of Republicans have been wetting their beaks in this criminality.
Fīat iūstitia ruat cælum Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 05:54 PM (jc0TO) 97
If you need to have yet another reason to be black pilled here is this:
Senate Appropriations Bill FY2026 Labor-HHS-Education Bill wants to introduce "Building Child Care for a Better Future Act (S.1285) with just a mere $20 Billion to expand and improve quality of child care nationwide. They just don't fucking care. I'm getting to the point where I would retire and spend my idle time engaged in as much fraud as I can just to see how easy it is. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 05:54 PM (a4flb) 98
42... there shouldn't even BE a Mogadishu. It should have been wiped from the face of the earth as thoroughly as ancient Carthage.
Yeah, I went there. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 05:43 PM (IG3/x) Fuckin' A. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 05:54 PM (h7ZuX) 99
These programs will always have fraud. Therefore we should never allow these programs.
Or, if you want the programs without fraud have a monolithic culture where everyone is in agreement on how we collectivize. 199øs scåndi civilizåtiøn or minimal/no government. Those are your options. Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (fIo92) 100
Having been a government official handing out federal tax dollars, please to assure there could be thousands of bureaucrats who were at least aware, if not complicit, and corrupted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (RIvkX) 101
86 Even better, we never should have been in Somali to begin with. It’s a third-world shithole and we have no interests there. ....
Oh, let's just rewind the world. Better yet, let's rewind the judges, . NOW. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (Wt3Iw) 102
Somali Pirates laugh at Loffler. They've already absconded with the monies. Posted by: Martini Farmer =============== Dead certainty that money is leaving, never to be recovered. Scott Bessant should be freezing as many bank accounts as possible. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (2YF7/) 103
>>Is anyone but me starting to be very suspicious about all the "Somali" fraud in other states, following the same basic scheme?
Near the end of the last thread I posted a tweet/X from Libs of Tik Tok that features a Massachusetts social worker that claims the same thing is going on with Somalis in MA. It's happening Washington, Ohio and I'd be willing to bet in every state with a Somali population and they are overwhelmingly Democrat run states. It's another NGO scam. When the trace the money I'm sure it will lead right back USAID through other non-profit cutouts. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (viF8m) 104
>> Everyone knew the Biden administration was looting the treasury, but to this scale? Simply appalling and almost beyond belief.
This is the tip of the iceberg. That vast majority of Federal and state spending over the last few decades has been outright theft to fund the destruction of the productive working class and middle class heritage Americans. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (L8Gb0) 105
I don't approve of race based criminals.
Do they steal from themselves? Stealing within the family? Posted by: thug dolphin at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (EyfuW) Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (JCMpQ) 107
and in checking her in they asked her if she is "food insecure", whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: Huck Follywood Food insecure is when one gets the heebie-jeebies when one hears 'carrots in chili' or 'catsup belongs on a hotdog'. Things like that. Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 05:56 PM (cYBz/) 108
Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed.
Not only robbed, but a certain portion of the Democratic constituency has to feel cheated. Why weren't they looped into this fraud? And, they have to be concerned if there will there be enough money left to pay for the "free stuff" those constituents expect? Posted by: Ann at December 30, 2025 05:56 PM (w9jrX) 109
The first rule of business is to use other people's money.
The first rule of immigrant business is "why bother with the business part?" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 05:57 PM (HXT0k) 110
The most nauseating thing is much more fundamental. The most nauseating thing is that we are paying for fucking day care for any of these mongrel kids. Why are taxpayers paying for daycare for other people’s brats??
Posted by: Elric the Blade at December 30, 2025 05:42 PM covid emergency spending and the "inflation reduction act" were/are funding the majority of this stuff. Trump has been trying to turn it all off but he has been thwarted by judges across the country. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2025 05:57 PM (0N4FZ) 111
Much will be resolved in the Burning Time.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 05:57 PM (jc0TO) 112
Meanwhile, the Fed buys nearly $500 billion of federal debt every year at present rates. Because buyers for federal bonds can't be found at these low rates. So the Fed prints money instead.
If we could find and eliminate a half trillion of federal spending, that would be an objectively very good thing. Eliminating the Walz frauds is a good start. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 05:57 PM (gonTq) 113
When the news broke of convictions for rampant fraud across several pandemic programs in Minnesota, the $1 billion price tag and over 90 indictments were staggering.
And if the news hadn't broken...? If we are to take this at face value, what is the point of you? Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2025 05:57 PM (B0h7g) 114
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‘ Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed.’ If they think that our half of the country is getting screwed, democrats are very happy to vote for just that. Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 30, 2025 05:54 PM (fd80v) Yep. It’s a war, and our side has been losing for decades. We are dispossessed and disenfranchised by fraud in the land our ancestors conquered. Fucking shameful. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 05:58 PM (L8Gb0) 115
End Wokeness @EndWokeness
There it is: Audrey Hale, the trans kiIIer who kiIIed 6 in a Christian school, was targeting Christians and White kids. Biden's FBI buried this: X image of diary: https://bit.ly/4qwN97Z Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 05:58 PM (P5BPp) 116
This is the foul harvest of decades of the left and the complicit Vichy right leveraging and ratcheting welfare and immigration laws. And the final bill is not yet to arrive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 05:59 PM (mlg/3) 117
Fraud was the point.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (B0h7g) 118
Every State Representative, Congressman and Senator should have their bare ass drug over burning embers. The oversight any of them has done us look the other way.
spit Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (sDNVV) 119
I guess it is really no mystery how someone with no job history, like Ilhan Omar has, suddenly admits to having $30 million in the bank.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (gonTq) 120
To get elected in NYC, Zohran promised a huge day care program for one- to five- year olds!
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (dtajH) 121
115 Yeah, but we knew that here. It's the reason it was hidden for so long I am sure.
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (Q0yOR) 122
Reading Neo on the fraud. Seems no one in Minnesota will touch it. Most Somalians have citizenship but was probably fraud to do that from sanctuary BS.
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:01 PM (Ia/+0) 123
Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles
"Koona t'chuta Solo? Soong peetch alay. Ee mara tom tee tok maky cheesa. Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska. Chosky nowy u chusu." —Mayor Jacob Frey X: https://bit.ly/3LoP1ko Elon Musk @elonmusk He is a citizen of Somilia X: https://bit.ly/4qoKIEs Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 06:01 PM (P5BPp) 124
Well, well, well. Guess who looks better by the day...
Posted by: Nigerian Scammers at December 30, 2025 06:02 PM (E0p3T) 125
Now, you're telling me and bunch of third worlders running gas stations and vape stores could do it without help? Yeah, pull the other one. This a criminal conspiracy and needs to be RICOed out the ass. Concentrating on the Somalis allows the entrenched gummint crooks and parasites to divert attention. This is a scandal of the political class, the people stuffing money in their caftans are just the street-level criminals. Our Elites are the kingpins. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 06:02 PM (P/9/6) 126
NY just passed a law stating that you have to give your property/ home to the government first and if they don’t take it you are then allowed to sell. But not before you let your lords have their way with it first. So primae noctis but for your house.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2025 06:02 PM (fIo92) 127
Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed.
To be fair, many of them are in on the fraud, are dead or are in prison. So there might be a handful here or there who vote for Demonic Party politicians because of family tradition who are waiting to hear from their favorite celebrity on how they should feel and react. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (a4flb) 128
New Law: no statute of limitations for any federal worker, employer, employee elected or otherwise for any monetary crime.
New York did it to Trump. Let's take it national. Posted by: DanMan at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (8uzBS) 129
Why is there an SBA? Shouldn't be called the Moocher Deadbeat Ain't Paying It Back Administration?
Bunch of happy horse shit. Posted by: Abolish The Federal Government Already at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (R/m4+) 130
Yes, the SBA Covid fraud was massive.
And directed by DC, who told everyone warning them about the fraud, "just get the money out." And worse? There are thousands of American citizens in debt collection hell because of that. Because these loans were taken out in their name and there is zero, nothing the SBA can do to forgive or remove the debt from their name. Like, literally, it will require an act of Congress before the SBA can legally remove their name from the loan. And neither party will do anything b/c it started under Trump and was encouraged by Biden. If I hadn't had really bad credit at the time, some $90k would have been loaned out in my name. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (HXT0k) 131
The entire US budget would be in the low hundreds of billions if the graft, corruption and theft was eliminated.
Most of that would be sucked up by DoW. Which can't build a golf cart for under $100K. But... I digress. Point being... there are things I'd rather spend monies on than other people who are lazy. It's an easy grift. Sympathy and all that needs to take a backseat to this. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (NwnyJ) 132
End Wokeness @EndWokeness
There it is: Audrey Hale, the trans kiIIer who kiIIed 6 in a Christian school, was targeting Christians and White kids. Biden's FBI buried this: X image of diary: https://bit.ly/4qwN97Z Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 05:58 PM (P5BPp) ======================== As an aside, I heard on the radio that the new Governor of Virginia just hired as the state "Homeland Security" director the FBI Richmond field office agent who wrote the infamous memo advocating surveillance of Catholics as "potential terrorists". Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:03 PM (gonTq) 133
"Is anyone but me starting to be very suspicious about all the "Somali" fraud in other states, following the same basic scheme?"
Maine got a lot, first in Lewiston, an old mill town, and now into parts of Portland. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (dtajH) 134
124 Well, well, well. Guess who looks better by the day...
Posted by: Nigerian Scammers at December 30, 2025 06:02 PM *** Hey, Posted by: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty! at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (2Ez/1) 135
Teapot Dome is nothing compared to this grand theft looting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (4cCz1) 136
Every state. And every state should be doing a similar colonoscopy on every county.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 05:50 PM (avHHk) ==== How about an anti-corruption campaign? -Deng Xiao Ping Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (RIvkX) 137
What we are witnessing is an institutionalized feedback loop of government payoffs to favored groups who repay the politicians by voting for them all funded by public money and protected by a partisan judiciary and even more partisan media.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (jpXla) 138
Even Democrat voters don't particularly like being robbed. ___________ A lot of Democrat voters don't particularly like not having done the robbing. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (tgvbd) 139
I asked her what happens if you say you are food insecure? Does somebody drop groceries off at your house?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 05:51 PM (gonTq) They screen you and help you apply for Medicaid and other welfare programs. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (h7ZuX) 140
Was in St Barts last year a bit before this season. Kind of meh. The whole area actually. That part of the Leewards was kind of unexciting. Water clarity/sea life/coral unimpressive. Islands nothing special. Suppose the French cuisine and euro touches like that were nice.
But the prices, lol. Don't think we found a place in Gustavia (main town) where dinner would have been under $100/head, except the cafe by the water we ended up patronizing. Still fun. But not an area high on the list for future adventures. Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (U/Byj) 141
Huh. The Trump administration is sanctioning Iran and Venezuela for Iranian weapons, drones mainly, trading with Venezuela.
I hope that doesn't upset Nick Fuentes. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (viF8m) 142
The first rule of immigrant business is "why bother with the business part?"
We don't understand why you people work all day, are drowning in debt, and pay taxes. Don't you understand success? Posted by: Somali Childcare Business Park, PO Box 109, Minneapolis at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (B0h7g) 143
Over/Under on the total amount of domestic AND foreign (imagine Ukraine alone?) defrauding of the American taxpayer uncovered over the next couple of years? * sticks pinky in mouth * The betting line opens at $10 trillion dollars ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (LwEnm) 144
Take a page from Ray Liotta- No escape. Find an uncharted island in the middle of nowhere, and pinochet all their silly asses there. Cleanse with nukes every 10 years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (snZF9) 145
Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles
"Koona t'chuta Solo? Soong peetch alay. Ee mara tom tee tok maky cheesa. Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska. Chosky nowy u chusu." —Mayor Jacob Frey X: https://bit.ly/3LoP1ko Elon Musk @elonmusk He is a citizen of Somilia X: https://bit.ly/4qoKIEs Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 06:01 PM (P5BPp) Deport him to Somalia, along with every single Somalian in America. There is no such thing as a “Somali-American.” They are foreign invaders. Period. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (L8Gb0) 146
For the politicians and the government types, it's always someone else's money. It's easy to spend it. It's easy to give it away. It's easy to have it stolen, and look the other way. In this case, there's no doubt they also helped themselves to the stealing, but really, they help themselves to the money in all three cases.
At this point it's not even other people's money, i.e. the taxpayers, because the deficits are so high that it's just printed money, so the attitude is, who cares? No one got hurt, and oh by the way, where's my cut? Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 30, 2025 06:06 PM (MZ+PY) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 06:06 PM (dK+Kv) 148
Loeffler wasn't the greatest Senate candidate from Georgia, though she may have won, but she's definitely been on board with what Trump is doing
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 06:06 PM (zNwXb) 149
Tatiana Schlossberg has died at the age of 35. She is the daughter of Caroline Kennedy and announced her diagnosis of a rare form of leukemia last month. Very sad. She leaves behind small children.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 06:06 PM (3ImbR) 150
IF there is a history written, the last twenty years will be in there as the greatest smash and grab robbery of all time.
Much worse is to come. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (jc0TO) 151
Green Bay Mayor says Somali Pirates Daycares are the bestest in his town.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (gbOdA) 152
It gets worse? This X account has allegations of OH adoption agency selling kids to Somali sex rings years ago???
@arctotherium42 I guess when the Dems claim Somalis have been enriching our communities for years, they include this? Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (Hkcdp) 153
NY just passed a law stating that you have to give your property/ home to the government first and if they don’t take it you are then allowed to sell. But not before you let your lords have their way with it first. So primae noctis but for your house.
Oh good. My first fraud opportunity for my early retirement: Find a warlord who needs to launder lots of cash. Buy some piece of shit property the government won't even touch, pay cash for building materials that have fallen off the back of the truck, pay my LowesDepot workers in cash, sell to NY government at an obscene profit making sure to spread the wealth among my government confederates who helped facilitate the sale, wash, rinse, repeat. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (a4flb) 154
Why the F are you reposting Andrew Torba and Info Battle Maiden? They are retrograde Jew-hating demons. This information is available elsewhere. Avoid these devils.
Posted by: DBH at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (eMT6A) 155
Huh. The Trump administration is sanctioning Iran and Venezuela for Iranian weapons, drones mainly, trading with Venezuela.
I hope that doesn't upset Nick Fuentes. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (viF8m) ------------- You know who else doesn't upset Nick Fuentes? / Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 06:07 PM (DlDdS) 156
The PPP fraud - which has probably not even been properly policed - has been notorious and bountiful. It - like Medicaid and daycare fraud - are enormous, and extend far far beyond a few states or one ethnicity.
The Great Idiocy (every major "response" to C19) was a comprehensive catastrophe. And the "stimulus" and shutdowns kick-started the hyperinflation that was insanely further stoked by the vegetable administration. Sad! Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (U/Byj) 157
Tatiana Schlossberg has died at the age of 35. She is the daughter of Caroline Kennedy and announced her diagnosis of a rare form of leukemia last month. Very sad. She leaves behind small children.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 06:06 PM She took time out of cramming for her final to take political shots at her Uncle Robert. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (jc0TO) 158
To get elected in NYC, Zohran promised a huge day care program for one- to five- year olds!
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:00 PM (dtajH) Surprise! The money is being cut off and the fraud exposed. So, what's the new way they are gonna steal from the Feds? Posted by: Ann at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (w9jrX) 159
Can you say RICO?
It was designed to deal with criminal enterprises that had 'lots of buffers.' Beyond a simple conspiracy case because it covers bad people doing bad things without having knowledge of the greater RICO scheme. To bring a RICO case you need two or more RICO predicates. 'Murder for hire' is one, as you'd expect But another is "Bringing in, aiding or assisting aliens in illegally entering the country (if the action was for financial gain);" If you have the right facts, RICO is a killer. We're seeing more and more of these potential RICO cases popping up with leaks and exposures which will enrage John Q Public. This isn't an accident. Trump is about to settle all family business. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (dtajH) 160
What we are witnessing is an institutionalized feedback loop of government payoffs to favored groups who repay the politicians by voting for them all funded by public money and protected by a partisan judiciary and even more partisan media.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (jpXla) Patron/Client relations is the basis of all politics. Abstract ideas and “neutral” systems are not real. It’s who/whom all the way down. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (L8Gb0) 161
How about an anti-corruption campaign?
-Deng Xiao Ping Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (RIvkX) ++++ Yup. This is *the* basic problem. Those who can legally tackle corruption get rich from it, and can use enforcement to selective target enemies. Once corruption entrenches, it is virtually impossible to be rid of it until it consumes the host and somebody surfaces to clean up the ashes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:08 PM (avHHk) Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 06:09 PM (grNgC) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:09 PM (pkeXY) Posted by: Nick Fuentes' mom at December 30, 2025 06:09 PM (2Ez/1) 165
144 "You want it? Come and take it!"
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2025 06:10 PM (Q0yOR) 166
Somali Pirates Daycare wars will be like Rollerball
but in Daycare centers. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:10 PM (gbOdA) 167
Elon Musk @elonmusk
He is a citizen of Somilia X: https://bit.ly/4qoKIEs Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 06:01 PM (P5BPp) =================== Is that a play on the Orwellian word "Soma"? Is he suggesting the voters are so passive and somnolent they only pay attention to meaningless PR and symbolic words? I don't get it it, otherwise. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:10 PM (GikQa) 168
"Patron/Client relations is the basis of all politics. Abstract ideas and “neutral” systems are not real. It’s who/whom all the way down."
We have a Vampire Tapeworm that's grown so large it's threatening the host. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:10 PM (dtajH) 169
"Is anyone but me starting to be very suspicious about all the "Somali" fraud in other states, following the same basic scheme?"
Maine got a lot, first in Lewiston, an old mill town, and now into parts of Portland. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:04 PM (dtajH) *** It is everywhere. Two days ago a local Seattle reporter discovered what she claims were 529 somali-run child child care centers in Washington state. Yesterday she drove to several of them. None had children. She was threatened with police if she didn't leave. This is a nationwide scam. Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 06:11 PM (2WIwB) 170
Where my EBT card at?
Posted by: LaQuisha at December 30, 2025 06:11 PM (2Ez/1) 171
> and in checking her in they asked her if she is "food insecure", whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: Huck Follywood The questions for these things are usually extremely loaded/slanted as well. I remember one a few years back that asked if in the past year you'd ever slept anywhere other than a place you owned or rented. If you answered yes, you were counted as being "at risk of homelessness". Went to sleep on a plane? At risk of homelessness! Zonked out on a friend's couch while you were watching a movie? At risk of homelessness! Nodded off during a dull college lecture or church sermon? At risk of homelessness! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:11 PM (IG3/x) 172
Two days ago a local Seattle reporter discovered what she claims were 529 somali-run child child care centers in Washington state. Yesterday she drove to several of them.
None had children. She was threatened with police if she didn't leave. This is a nationwide scam. ------- Someone should go back with lawyers and cameras--lots of lawyers and lots of cameras. And perhaps a few Federal Marshals could go along just for the fun of it. Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 06:12 PM (TN0g+) 173
>> Is anyone but me starting to be very suspicious about all the "Somali" fraud in other states, following the same basic scheme?
If it's true, then it means two things: 1. It didn't originate with Somali criminals 2. Somalis aren't the only conduit for it Insty has a clip up of Ellison openly talking about Somalis in Ohio and Virginia that Dems depend on, including ballot harvesting. Even said he wouldn't be in office without them. It's definitely nationwide and organized. It's also really simple to understand for anyone because they were so brazen about it. Misspelling "learning" of all possible words is a *chef's kiss* of meme gold that will last a long time. Posted by: the dandy at December 30, 2025 06:12 PM (8l8nW) 174
Sheesh - The feds have been squirting out trillions in monopoly money, and even as these programs were launching there were cries of alarm all over the place about the lack of any controls on them. Nobody cared then. Now they're all running around like idiots yelling "we didn't know."
Bullshit. This is complete bullshit. This has always been complete bullshit. It's infuriating here and earth, and it's frustrating to realize that they will pay no price for any of this. Not until the Good Lord calls them home and asks them to balance their books. Posted by: Beelzebubba at December 30, 2025 06:13 PM (9V2sO) 175
"Koona t'chuta Solo? Soong peetch alay. Ee mara tom tee tok maky cheesa. Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska. Chosky nowy u chusu."
—Mayor Jacob Frey What a wimp. A.complete ass. Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 06:13 PM (2WIwB) 176
Schlossberg died and every headline was anti-RFK jr.
She could have used her wealth and power to help leukemia. U had 1 single fukn job on your short time here on Earth and you failed. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:13 PM (gbOdA) 177
>>@EricLDaugh
· 44m >>🚨 JUST IN: DHS says it is ACTIVELY finding Somali migrants who can be STRIPPED of their U.S. citizenship through denaturalization, per Fox's @BillMelugin_ >>If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says >>YES! Deport them ALL 🔥 Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:14 PM (viF8m) 178
When someone tells me that one third or one half or whatever lie they use of American children "going to bed hungry" I always ask 'Name one.'
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:14 PM (jc0TO) 179
Concentrating on the Somalis allows the entrenched gummint crooks and parasites to divert attention. This is a scandal of the political class, the people stuffing money in their caftans are just the street-level criminals. Our Elites are the kingpins.
Yep, that is the BlueSky argument. Leave the Somalians alone and go after the protected political class that have the judges, prosecutors, grand juries and regular jurors all on their payroll. That way no one goes down for this heist. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:14 PM (a4flb) 180
130 super yachts (30m+) are off the coast of St Barts for New Years
Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 05:55 PM (JCMpQ) Happy Days are here again! Posted by: zombie U-boat captains at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (8zz6B) 181
Deport and and asset forfeiture.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (sDNVV) 182
Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
Posted by: AMartel at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (otvi3) 183
>>🚨 JUST IN: DHS says it is ACTIVELY finding Somali migrants who can be STRIPPED of their U.S. citizenship through denaturalization, per Fox's
@BillMelugin_ >>If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says >>YES! Deport them ALL 🔥 Sure... Just like we deported the "Maryland Man." Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:14 PM (viF8m) Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (VE6XX) 184
Somalia is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (r0Y9u) 185
Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (pkeXY) 186
>>If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says
>>YES! Deport them ALL 🔥 Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:14 PM (viF8m) ================== Racist talk! Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brother afficianado at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (GikQa) 187
Loos to me, 20,000 Somalians hete, 15,000 there, another 25,00 0over there and we now have 1/2 million Somalian scammers in the country
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (Ia/+0) 188
Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM Name one. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (jc0TO) 189
JUST IN: DHS says it is ACTIVELY finding Somali migrants who can be STRIPPED of their U.S. citizenship through denaturalization,
Excellent if true. Bankrupt the Demonic Party Political Machine as they begin paying for the defense of those who would be in line to be denaturalized. Grind it just like Russia and Ukraine, take years, and billions of dollars and just grind. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (a4flb) 190
>>If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says With denatured alcohol. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:17 PM (pkeXY) 191
Why don't they just eat before bed?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:17 PM (r0Y9u) 192
Paycheck Protection Program started in 2020, and I must've seen fifty reports since then on all the fraud that went on with that program, especially in California.
Yet they are just now getting around to investigating Minnesota knowing full well the Somalis are neck deep in fraud? Smedley Butler was only half right. War AND Government are a racket. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 06:17 PM (6ydKt) 193
Why don't they just eat before bed?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:17 PM They've been bad. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:17 PM (jc0TO) 194
182 Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
Posted by: AMartel at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (otvi3) 315k illegal ballots Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (gbOdA) 195
> Cleanse with nukes every 10 years.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 06:05 PM (snZF9) Nice, but far too merciful. 1) Drop a load of garden seeds every few months, along with manual agricultural tools (hoes, shovels, rakes). Or not -- you could just make them use digging sticks. 2) Have drones flying over to film the inevitable murder and enslavement spree. 3) Sell the film on pay-per-view. 4) Profit. You could maybe drop a few cans of spam once in a while as a "bonus round" or "tournament of champions". Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (IG3/x) 196
Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM ____________ Teenage boys will eat anything not actually nailed down. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (tgvbd) 197
This caffeinated blonde's favorite cafe didn't qualify for a PPP loan:
http://tiny.cc/251x001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (avHHk) 198
Here in CA the Mexicans are too proud to act like Somalis.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (v0R5T) 199
>>Sure... Just like we deported the "Maryland Man."
He'll go eventually. And he's hardly the only person that has been deported this past year. Besides, what exactly are these Somalians going to do when the government money faucet gets turned off? There aren't that many jobs open to people with an IQ of a banana. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM (viF8m) 200
As I said a few days ago here, the only Somali business I would get behind is Somali abortion clinics.
I hope crap like this opens the eyes of those on the right about abortion -- every single third world creature born is a terrorist in training who will drain the treasury. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2025 06:19 PM (qwx/I) 201
This caffeinated blonde's favorite cafe didn't qualify for a PPP loan:
http://tiny.cc/251x001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:18 PM Stimulating. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:19 PM (jc0TO) 202
185 Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM (pkeXY) song told us How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:19 PM (gbOdA) 203
This caffeinated blonde's favorite cafe didn't qualify for a PPP loan:
http://tiny.cc/251x001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) ...... That latte will give her the squirts. Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:20 PM (v0R5T) 204
I remember one a few years back that asked if in the past year you'd ever slept anywhere other than a place you owned or rented.
And that would include everyone who went home for the Holidays and stayed with relatives overnight. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:20 PM (a4flb) 205
Why doesn't the cameraman give them something to eat?
Posted by: I've alwatys wondered at December 30, 2025 06:20 PM (2Ez/1) 206
Nobody cares.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 06:09 PM (grNgC) ~~~~~ I do. Only because she was a mother who leaves behind small children. I neither know nor care about her politics, but she was a fairly well-known person and I posted it because it is news and I thought others might care as well. Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 06:20 PM (3ImbR) 207
Even in a Mannix pic I can see a hijab.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (jc0TO) 208
The whole Indians (Dot, not feather) voting Democrat never made much sense to me.
But it's starting to. Posted by: Wally at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (Z74lS) 209
182 Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
Posted by: AMartel at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (otvi3) ================ her big donor husband owns the Chicago Options Exchange and NASDAQ. Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brother afficianado at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (GikQa) 210
I don't know how kids are going in hungry in this country with SNAP, EBT, and being able to get two meals a day at school for free (probably three meals) even when school is out.
If a kid is going hungry in America it's because their parents are drug-addict dicks who never feed their kids. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (6ydKt) 211
Sally Struthers didn't look hungry.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (r0Y9u) 212
As I said a few days ago here, the only Somali business I would get behind is Somali abortion clinics.
I hope crap like this opens the eyes of those on the right about abortion -- every single third world creature born is a terrorist in training who will drain the treasury. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2025 06:19 PM (qwx/I) I said that for years. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (snZF9) 213
This whole thing reminds me of Capt. Renault in Casablanca.
What? Fraud here? Fraud against the government is just an ironic way to fund politicians. Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (aOqEy) 214
If a child goes to bed hungry it's the parents fucking fault not mine or any taxpayers. They are your children feed them yourself you fucking pathetic loser.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (sDNVV) 215
200 As I said a few days ago here, the only Somali business I would get behind is Somali abortion clinics.
I hope crap like this opens the eyes of those on the right about abortion -- every single third world creature born is a terrorist in training who will drain the treasury. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2025 06:19 PM (qwx/I) You would see 100 wide and 30 deep liberal white women blocking: 1. Gay gene abortions. 2. Somali abortions. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (gbOdA) 216
According to the Daily Mail, DHS just froze all "childcare" payments to MN. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (w6EFb) 217
Loeffler is the loser from GA that Trump pushed for the US Senate.
This fraud should have been identified and dealt with months ago. WTF has she been doing in the interim? Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:22 PM (abIsI) 218
And now, from Bass Ackwards World . . .
As a teen in 1994, Hedquist murdered another teen because he was afraid she's snitch on him for stealing things. He drove her down a logging road, shot her, and dumped her body. After 27 years in prison, the woke former governor decided he deserved a second chance (thereby denying justice to the victim's family and friends). Fast forward to December 8, 2025, and the Salem city council exuberantly RE-appointed him to oversee the community's law enforcement efforts after his future on the board was called up for a vote due to his criminal record. City Councilor Mai Vang said Hedquist "brings a perspective that most of us don't have." - Mai Vang is right. Most of us haven't murdered a teenage girl in cold blood. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 06:22 PM (L/fGl) 219
Besides, what exactly are these Somalians going to do when the government money faucet gets turned off? There aren't that many jobs open to people with an IQ of a banana.
To quote GEOTUS "Somalia isn't even a country, its a bunch of people wandering around killing each other". Somalians, having zero morals and ethics, will just do violent robberies and kidnappings. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:22 PM (a4flb) 220
I do. Only because she was a mother who leaves behind small children. I neither know nor care about her politics, but she was a fairly well-known person and I posted it because it is news and I thought others might care as well.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 30, 2025 06:20 PM (3ImbR) Politics aside RIP Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 06:22 PM (VE6XX) 221
I also love the one where the communists cry about 97-year-old Great Aunt Sally, who's never had an ID in her life, and what a terrible thing it would be if she were denied the right to vote.
So why don't you take her down to the DMV and get her a fucking ID, you Marxist shitstain? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:22 PM (IG3/x) 222
>>Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
Would that be the same Georgia that just admitted they counted over 300,000 illegal ballots in the 2020 election? Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:23 PM (viF8m) 223
I keep seeing that the mean Somali IQ is 67. Do you know how dumb you are with a 67 IQ? So with a 69 you'd be above average in Somali Wobegon.
If you have a GenPop 100 IQ, on a Somali-only scale you'd be in genius territory. Which explains Ilhan Omar Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2025 06:23 PM (dtajH) 224
They better close the Minnesota borders or the rats will flee.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:23 PM (v0R5T) 225
According to the Daily Mail, DHS just froze all "childcare" payments to MN.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM I predict a stay before noon tomorrow, even on New Years Eve. It might even be before midnight tonight. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:23 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (3ek7K) 227
HHS has set up a tipline at childcare.gov. Imagine that inbox will be pretty full.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (U/Byj) 228
214 If a child goes to bed hungry it's the parents fucking fault not mine or any taxpayers. They are your children feed them yourself you fucking pathetic loser.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (sDNVV) Home room Who went to bed hungry and why Johnny Daddy was fucking the hooter girl Send the PTA Fathers club over to kick his ass. Sally I am vegan Quit school now bitch and make room for someone that wishes to win in life. Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (gbOdA) 229
Bozoberg?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (r0Y9u) 230
Now come the lawsuits by Dems to turn the money spigot back on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (aOqEy) 231
If you want to check for fraud in your area there's a fun new website - YouFundThis.com
You might also enjoy H1BFacts.com Just in case you're bored over the holiday. Posted by: KCSteve at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM (bxAlI) 232
If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says
How about if they were fraudulently and illegitimately made "legal" given social security, driver's license, etc.? That's where I see the two-seater trebuchet coming in handy. Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM (B0h7g) 233
The whole Indians (Dot, not feather) voting Democrat never made much sense to me.
In IT, I run across Indians all the time. They are socialist. One guy in particular was a hard core Communist with a green card who fully intended to take his future citizenship and run for office. This is not assimilation, its colonization. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM (a4flb) 234
Bozoberg?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 06:24 PM (r0Y9u) ++++ I'm sure he's tanned, rested and ready. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM (avHHk) 235
I predict a stay before noon tomorrow, even on New Years Eve. It might even be before midnight tonight.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:23 PM (jc0TO) I wouldn't be surprised, but this is such a big hot potato even a Hawaiian Judge might be disinclined to allow those payments. Posted by: Ann at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM (w9jrX) 236
When I near My end I am pretty sure I will spend the remaining time reconciling myself to God and preparing myself for eternity. Everyone to their own priorities though.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (f6ii3) Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Sex Pest at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (R/m4+) 238
Glad to see the Loeffler hate. Maybe she'll put her hat in for the new Supreme Court justice slot if it opens up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (abIsI) 239
They just don't fucking care. I'm getting to the point where I would retire and spend my idle time engaged in as much fraud as I can just to see how easy it is.
-- Except you lack one, major absolutely necessary condition. Well, maybe two. One, you are the wrong skin color. No one will look the other way for you. And two, you just have not been taught how to be dishonest. Like, you know why us here can't wrap our minds around how widespread and how many are involved? You don't have the mindset of dishonesty. It's not a language, it's a whole different moral system. Note how they are not shamed at getting caught, they are angry at getting caught--you're not enforcing a moral code, you're taking away their livelihood. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (HXT0k) 240
"what exactly are these Somalians going to do when the government money faucet gets turned off"
They'll eat all the cats They'll eat all the dogs They'll eat all the pets Of the people that live there Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (vFG9F) 241
his is such a big hot potato even a Hawaiian Judge might be disinclined to allow those payments.
Posted by: Ann at December 30, 2025 06:25 PM Sweet summer child. They.do.not.care. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (avHHk) 243
You'll find Somali fraud in jurisdictions amenable to fraud. Other jurisdictions find fraud repugnant and wipe it out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (Wt3Iw) 244
I'm emphatically here to tell you that there is NO FRAUD IN CALIFORNIA....
...despite over 700 separate trucking companies using 3377 California Avenue, Signal Hill, CA as their HQ address. Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (dIske) 245
Somalis and their Democrat (and sometimes Republican) patrons in gov’t and NGOs can be deported together.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (L8Gb0) 246
Trump was right: Walz is a retard.
Posted by: Kamala's Venn Diagram Sez... at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (GikQa) 247
I'm trying to lose the 5 lbs. I've gained since Thanksgiving. I go to bed hungry every night now.
Posted by: Hangry Hal at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (oftw2) 248
Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
guess you didn't see the charges forming in Georgia re: 315k ballots faked in Fulton County alone Posted by: DanMan at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (8uzBS) 249
242 Grilled cheese sandwich with ham and tomato soup.
Dinner of champions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (avHHk) Hard to beat on a cold winter’s night. I like split pea and ham soup with cornbread, also. Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:28 PM (f6ii3) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:28 PM (Wt3Iw) 251
Glad to see the Loeffler hate. Maybe she'll put her hat in for the new Supreme Court justice slot if it opens up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (abIsI) Deport Kentaji or whatever her name is. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:28 PM (L8Gb0) 252
242 Grilled cheese sandwich with ham and tomato soup.
Dinner of champions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) You in jail? Posted by: Officer Joe Bolton at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (oftw2) 253
246 Trump was right: Walz is a retard.
Posted by: Kamala's Venn Diagram Sez... at December 30, 2025 06:27 PM (GikQa) Maybe even King of the Retards Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (gbOdA) 254
Last night, the DAily Mail had some footage from a sting operation some MN prosecutor ran back in *2015*. They had footage of Somali parents bringing kids to these daycare centers, then picking them back up a few minutes. It was scam to pretend children were actually going through the door. Then, also on footage, then have the daycare workers giving envelopes to the parents when they picked their kids up a few minutes later. And that was 10 years ago. Looks like they learned they didn't even have to go through the motions of faking kids coming in, and thus saved the payoff payments to the "parents" or whoever would bring in a group of kids to fake. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (w6EFb) 255
When I near My end I am pretty sure I will spend the remaining time reconciling myself to God and preparing myself for eternity. Everyone to their own priorities though.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM In fairness, Schlossberg was reconciling with her god. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (jc0TO) 256
Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM It's fifteen out of ten Somalis. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (P/9/6) 257
You in jail?
Posted by: Officer Joe Bolton at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (oftw2) ++++ No. Unless you count the prison of my own mind, of course. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (avHHk) 258
I wouldn't be surprised, but this is such a big hot potato even a Hawaiian Judge might be disinclined to allow those payments.
Why? There are exactly no negative consequences for stepping in. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (a4flb) 259
In other news golddigging whores are shaking down Stephon Diggs with pre-NFL Playoffs precision timing.
Believe Every Gold Digger Whore. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (wBaIH) Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (abIsI) 261
As I was going to the store a few minutes ago, I got a call from someone claiming I could get a "free subsidy" from the state of MO (where I live). I didn't stay on the line long enough to find out what it was for.
The Somali fraud scam was very much on my mind, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 06:30 PM (ESVrU) 262
"Traitor Tim Walz"
-- Elon Musk Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:30 PM (GikQa) 263
Loeffler is the RINO who failed to beat obvious fraudster Warnock in Georgia? How is she in charge of anything?
Posted by: AMartel at December 30, 2025 06:15 PM (otvi3) Speaking of Warnock, per the Georgiarecord.com there was an FEC complaint sent in against US Senator Raphael Warnock and his Treasurer Christopher Koob. For Smurfing $62,111,521. In addition to Smurfing, they are using synthetic name clustering. Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 06:30 PM (rbvCR) 264
I am hearing Somalians are here to stay, came over crying asylum long ago so they could pillage us.
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:30 PM (Ia/+0) 265
> 249 242 Grilled cheese sandwich with ham and tomato soup.
Dinner of champions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM (avHHk) Hmm... got a freshly-baked loaf of bread, some Tillamook sharp cheddar, some leftover Christmas ham, and a George Foreman grill. Guess what I'm having for dinner tonight. Thanks for the idea! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:30 PM (IG3/x) 266
I assure you some judge somewhere is getting told he needs to file injunctions to turn the payments back on under some humanitarian bullshit reasoning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (aOqEy) 267
Walz was close to being Veep. That’s how bad things are.
A lot we have to do to fix things. Tens of millions must be physically removed from our country. Illegals, “refugees”, H1B scabs, their patrons and benefactors.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (L8Gb0) 268
233 The whole Indians (Dot, not feather) voting Democrat never made much sense to me.
In IT, I run across Indians all the time. They are socialist. One guy in particular was a hard core Communist with a green card who fully intended to take his future citizenship and run for office. This is not assimilation, its colonization. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure Hindu Nationalism. It's been a thing in India for a long long time. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (sAmhv) 269
I wouldn't be surprised, but this is such a big hot potato even a Hawaiian Judge might be disinclined to allow those payments.
Why? There are exactly no negative consequences for stepping in. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:29 PM (a4flb) Until trump gets smart and starts bringing in Rhodesian mercenaries to care of business. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (snZF9) 270
Grilled cheese sandwich with ham and tomato soup.
Dinner of champions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM I add cubes of sharp cheddar and a dollop of cream to my tomato soup. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (jc0TO) 271
How much does it cost to hire one of those planes that pulls a banner? I would go in on paying for one of those to fly over his house for an hour with a banner that says "Walz is a retard".
Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (vFG9F) 272
270 Grilled cheese sandwich with ham and tomato soup.
Dinner of champions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at December 30, 2025 06:26 PM I add cubes of sharp cheddar and a dollop of cream to my tomato soup. Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 06:31 PM (jc0TO) Making me hungry. Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (f6ii3) 273
Warlock's "Ebenezer Scrooge Baptist Church" is raking in millions to "house the homeless", while evicting them if they get $35 behind on their rent.
I don't recall "bitch best have my money" anywhere in the Gospels, do you? Maybe somewhere in the OT? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (IG3/x) 274
>> I am hearing Somalians are here to stay
Confiscating all of their property and deporting them with the clothes on their backs is the compassionate, moderate position.. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (L8Gb0) 275
I'd like to see a bunch of Somalis try to move into Salinas.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (UjdFS) 276
228 214 If a child goes to bed hungry it's the parents fucking fault not mine or any taxpayers. They are your children feed them yourself you fucking pathetic loser.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (sDNVV) ===== Same for lunch time at school. Bring a sack lunch or buy the cafeteria food. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:32 PM (Wt3Iw) 277
Somalis step on up to the new Pinochet airlines.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (zNwXb) 278
I'm invited over for spaghetti tonight with some delightful ladies who worked for me many years ago. It will be a blast.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (RIvkX) 279
>>If a "legal" migrant is caught committing fraud, "that is grounds for denaturalization," DHS says
With denatured alcohol. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. With burnt bone oil that denatures alcohol. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (/lPRQ) 280
I add ...a dollop of cream to my tomato soup.
Posted by: toby928(c) Yes! It knocks down the acid taste. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (abIsI) 281
If deporting all the illegals saves even one life, it's worth it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (0sNs1) 282
Walz was close to being Veep. That’s how bad things are.
=============== I have an idiot SIL with a "No Kings" sign in his yard. Pisses me off to no end every time I pull up to see my daughter. How could she marry such an idiot? Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (GikQa) 283
I add cubes of sharp cheddar and a dollop of cream to my tomato soup.
Posted by: toby928(c) You just can't hide money. Posted by: Poor, But Proud at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (oftw2) 284
How is it that Somalis have an IQ of 65, but have managed to collectively abscond with billions of taxpayer dollars?
Who’s the dummy now? Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (W2Pud) 285
According to the Daily Mail, DHS just froze all "childcare" payments to MN.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 06:21 PM (w6EFb) New Media reporters are reporting they are finding vacant Autism care and Senior care facilities in MN, also. Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (rbvCR) 286
Food thread now?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (2Ez/1) 287
Somalis step on up to the new Pinochet airlines.
Posted by: Smell the Glove ..... Sharks gotta eat, too. Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (UjdFS) 288
>>>Until trump gets smart and starts bringing in Rhodesian mercenaries to care of business.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division --- Are we talking Judges? Something must be done about judges who do not practice law as it is written. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (Wt3Iw) 289
I add ...a dollop of cream to my tomato soup.
Posted by: toby928(c) Yes! It knocks down the acid taste. Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 06:33 PM (abIsI) ==== Very Soviet. (needs cabbage) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (RIvkX) 290
Given enough time every thread will be a food thread.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (f6ii3) 291
Who’s the dummy now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (W2Pud) The guy with two thumbs and pays his taxes on time and in full. Heya Nurse, how ya doin'? Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (rbvCR) 292
Just try to understand:
These Somalis do not have a Christian moral code. Not one of the Ten Commandments make any sense to them. It's like telling them not to drink wood; it makes no sense to them. If you offered $100 to kill their mother, they'd ask if they could get $150. Then pay his brother $50 to do it. And he'd rat out his brother but only if his mother offered him $80. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 06:35 PM (HXT0k) 293
San Franpsycho your bringing a Chianti aren't you?
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0) 294
Until trump gets smart and starts bringing in Rhodesian mercenaries to care of business.
Why outsource? Just follow along with the new accepted precedent and auto-pen a stack of To Whom It May Concern Full Presidential Pardon for any and all crimes that may have taken place between birth and death. Then publish a real-time tracking database of chosen targets, providing location details, pattern of life and security detail. Live stream is highly encouraged. 100M+ views per bagging guaranteed. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM (a4flb) 295
Food, guns or boobs
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0) 296
Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for make salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America." Now potato is more salt. Posted by: Latvian Joke at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (IG3/x) 297
6:30 in the east.
Food. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (2Ez/1) 298
I have to make "tomato soup" out of expired ketchup packets I find behind the Burger King. Hubcap for a bowl.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (oftw2) 299
San Franpsycho your bringing a Chianti aren't you?
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0) ===== Rose. And Mrs. F. 's biscotti Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (RIvkX) 300
Lawyers, guns and money
Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (Q0yOR) 301
Starting to think the list of people not involved in fraud is shorter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1) 303
295 Food, guns or boobs
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Ia/+0) Excluding current events, I wonder which topic is most popular here at the HQ? Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (f6ii3) 304
How is it that Somalis have an IQ of 65, but have managed to collectively abscond with billions of taxpayer dollars?
Who’s the dummy now? Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 06:34 PM (W2Pud) There are traitors in our midst, working for gov’t or NGOs, paid from our taxes, who show them how to scam the system. All perfectly “legal.” Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (L8Gb0) 305
Somalians are mostly Muslims, and Islam want Muslims to prey onto everyone not Muslims
Rape, pillage theft all is good Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:39 PM (RIvkX) 307
There are 539 Somali daycare centers in Washington State.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:39 PM (Wt3Iw) 308
How is it that Somalis have an IQ of 65, but have managed to collectively abscond with billions of taxpayer dollars?
They are NPCs, just like every voter. "Come here. Stand on this X. Smile. Here is your check. See you tomorrow" Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 06:39 PM (a4flb) 309
298 I have to make "tomato soup" out of expired ketchup packets I find behind the Burger King. Hubcap for a bowl.
Posted by: On a Very Fixed Income at December 30, 2025 06:37 PM (oftw2) One of the old-time science fiction writers told a story about that. During the Great Depression, they'd go down to a local restaurant that had free hot water (for tea) and free saltines. They'd use the catsup bottle and the hot water to make "tomato soup", to which they'd then add the saltines. According to him, the waiters knew exactly what they were doing, and never said a word. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 06:40 PM (IG3/x) 310
San Franpsycho your bringing a Chianti aren't you?
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:36 PM And some fava beans? Posted by: Hannibal L at December 30, 2025 06:40 PM (0sNs1) 311
284 How is it that Somalis have an IQ of 65, but have managed to collectively abscond with billions of taxpayer dollars?
Who’s the dummy now? Posted by: nurse ratched Excellent question. I have no idea except that maybe the IQ is a bit higher, enough to be a criminal, or it doesn't take a high IQ to steal from a depraved and willing State. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 30, 2025 06:40 PM (sAmhv) 312
Nine out of ten children go to bed hungry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 06:16 PM ------------- We live in one of the wealthiest small cities (with many conservative & military retirees) in Arizona that has a no-growth city council -- and is land-locked on three sides by National Forest. The Superintendent of the School District here is on the radio every week claiming that over 50% of the children who attend the schools in our city are "experiencing food insecurity" and at the schools need to feed them three "free" meals a day -- including over the summer vacation. I call super-sized bullshit ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 06:41 PM (VIjWu) 313
307 There are 539 Somali daycare centers in Washington State.
Posted by: Braenyard And there are 1,357 guitar pickers in Nashville. Posted by: Music City News at December 30, 2025 06:41 PM (oftw2) 314
Feds covered up Ohio adoption hub who sold children to Somali sex gangs
https://tinyurl.com/mdwhmzm3 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:42 PM (Wt3Iw) 315
The "wake up, America " guy was so ahead of his time.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 30, 2025 06:43 PM (sDNVV) 316
Well, one explanation is this
🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN 3h Here it is: @MikeBenzCyber: CIA own documents CONFIRM: The domestic terrorist Ilhan Omar was a Barack Obama CIA operation. Since the fourth branch of the U.S. government couldn’t get what it wanted from Congress, Barack Obama resorted to bringing large numbers of immigrants from so-called ‘shithole’ countries, concentrating them in one state. These new residents then voted to elect a congressperson from their community, who would advance policies favorable to their home country and the strategic goals of the CIA. We now see the same pattern in Minnesota, Dearborn, Michigan, New York City…. No criminal could commit so many crimes from immigration fraud to ballot fraud and escape accountability——unless the fourth branch of the U.S. government is protecting her. All while getting filthy rich. And the consequences are now repeating… in Minnesota, Dearborn, Michigan, and New York City… Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 06:43 PM (rbvCR) 317
Somalians are mostly Muslims, and Islam want Muslims to prey onto everyone not Muslims
Rape, pillage theft all is good Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 06:38 PM (Ia/+0) --- To them it's the "jizya" or the payment that is their due from non-Muslims. They feel it's their god-given RIGHT (literally) to take the money from us taxpayers Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 06:43 PM (ESVrU) 318
Smart criminals don’t get caught. Somalis didn't need to be smart because, until recently, no one was trying to catch them.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 06:43 PM (u73oe) 319
What Does an IQ of 65 Mean in Practical Terms?
An IQ score of around 65 falls within the range typically associated with mild intellectual disability. Individuals with IQs in this range may experience: Difficulties with abstract reasoning: This includes problems with understanding complex concepts and solving problems that require thinking outside the box. Challenges in academic settings: Learning can be slower and require more individualized attention. Individuals may struggle with reading, writing, and arithmetic. Limited adaptive skills: This refers to difficulties with everyday tasks such as personal hygiene, managing money, or navigating public transportation Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:44 PM (f6ii3) 320
somali fatigue ugghh..
Posted by: grease monkey at December 30, 2025 06:44 PM (van9r) 321
>>Excellent question. I have no idea except that maybe the IQ is a bit higher, enough to be a criminal, or it doesn't take a high IQ to steal from a depraved and willing State.
It doesn't take an Einstein level IQ to steal. Some NGO tells you what document to sign and presto, the checks start rolling in. The government knew they were stealing. They wanted them to steal. That was the entire point. Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 06:44 PM (viF8m) 322
And there are twenty licensed brothels in Nevada...
Posted by: NV Dept of Tourism at December 30, 2025 06:45 PM (2Ez/1) 323
Difficulties with abstract reasoning: This includes problems with understanding complex concepts and solving problems that require thinking outside the box.
Challenges in academic settings: Learning can be slower and require more individualized attention. Individuals may struggle with reading, writing, and arithmetic. Limited adaptive skills: This refers to difficulties with everyday tasks such as personal hygiene, managing money, or navigating public transportation Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 06:44 PM (f6ii3) ================== NYC "voters", iow. Posted by: The Zohran at December 30, 2025 06:47 PM (GikQa) 324
Difficulties with abstract reasoning: This includes problems with understanding complex concepts and solving problems that require thinking outside the box.
Challenges in academic settings: Learning can be slower and require more individualized attention. Individuals may struggle with reading, writing, and arithmetic. Limited adaptive skills: This refers to difficulties with everyday tasks such as personal hygiene, managing money, or navigating public transportation Also, when faced with a difficult situation, the low IQ will resort to violence to solve things or "escape". Posted by: Zombie Harambe at December 30, 2025 06:47 PM (R/m4+) 325
Looking for me?
Posted by: Busty babe bearing bacon and bullets at December 30, 2025 06:48 PM (vFG9F) 326
Just try to understand:
These Somalis do not have a Christian moral code. Not one of the Ten Commandments make any sense to them. It's like telling them not to drink wood; it makes no sense to them. If you offered $100 to kill their mother, they'd ask if they could get $150. Then pay his brother $50 to do it. And he'd rat out his brother but only if his mother offered him $80. ------ There are certain countries who are Godless--they have existed for centuries on end without any appreciable exposure to Christianity and thus have nothing in common with cultures that are founded on Judeo-Christian principles. Some of them seem harmless (Japan), and some are literally threats (China), but dealing with anyone from those countries on any issue large or small is more complicated than dealing with one of our own. Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 06:49 PM (TN0g+) 327
Nood Ilhan Omar
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 30, 2025 06:49 PM (GikQa) 328
Nood
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 06:49 PM (RIvkX) 329
It appears that the Somali Sex Slavery link is history.
That the same areas are now charging hate crimes against them. Looks like it's a deflection from the new charges: Dec 12, 2025Attorney Mehek Cooke shines a light on alarming fraud allegations emerging from Ohio's Somali community. In her interview with Fox News Digital, she cautioned that the issues noted in Minnesota are merely the "tip of the spear." The situation in Ohio could be far more extensive and Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 06:49 PM (Wt3Iw) 330
Most criminals are not smart and commit crimes of opportunity.
Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 06:51 PM (vFG9F) 331
Food usually comes after boobs.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 06:52 PM (UjdFS) 332
The old, pre- compassion/feelgood/PC/be modern system used to rank IQ score according to this scale, going from memory, so don't hold me to this exactly: IQ: 0 - 25: idiot 5 -50: imbecile 50 - 75: moron Standard tests often couldn't go below 50. If you didn't get anything right, score of 0, they had to give a special test. So, they called < 50 "submorons". Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb) 333
I keep saying the Bolsheviks wanted to destroy the Russian economy so the government would collapse and they could walk in.
Our Marxists wang the government to go bankruptcy so they can walk in Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 07:03 PM (Ia/+0) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0638 seconds. |
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