Hep Jazzy Christmas Yule Log Open Thread

M E R R Y

C H R I S T M A S ! ! !

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra sing Christmas songs.

If that swings a bit too hard, baby, here's a more traditional one.

Maybe a little jazz?

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM

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1 Happy holidays everyone!

Posted by: zombie at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (oraVG)

2 Merry Christmas, daywalkers!

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (nhCoE)

3 Merry Christmas to Ace, the COBs and all the Horde who celebrate.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (nz1sK)

4 Happy Christmas Ace
Love Charlie Brown Christmas album

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:17 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Merry Christmas Aceman!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (3uBP9)

6 Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (nz1sK)

Thanks. Same to you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (PFs9e)

7 I got your Yule Log right over here!

Posted by: Fiber One at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (oftw2)

8 Someone mentioned swinging?
David 'I'm good, she'll have some' French

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (MGYmP)

9 Merry Christmas, Ace & everybody!

Thanks for nearly keeping me sane this year, Ace!

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (rdVOm)

10 Linda tells me there is an Icelandic legend about a Yule Cat, a gigantic creature that gobbles up little children who don't wear their new Christmas clothes. Sounds like he'd be a good partner for this Krampus dude.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (wzUl9)

11 Merry Christmas, Ace!

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (77rzZ)

12 Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.

The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up.

"I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening."

And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (kpS4V)

13 Heard that Santa was yelling "Retard!" as he flew over the MN governor's mansion last night.

Posted by: Somali War Lord at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (oftw2)

14 Nice Christmas devotional about a grandmother and the baby in the manger:

https://tinyurl.com/yf5keeub

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (PFs9e)

15 Air dropped coal. Burning or not burning?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (MGYmP)

16 Merry Christmas!

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (sjyPY)

17 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:22 PM (kpS4V)

Very nice. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (PFs9e)

18
Merry Christmas, all!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 25, 2025 12:24 PM (n7rxJ)

19 Linda tells me there is an Icelandic legend about a Yule Cat, a gigantic creature that gobbles up little children who don't wear their new Christmas clothes. Sounds like he'd be a good partner for this Krampus dude.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:21 PM (wzUl9)

Sounds like shit parents would say to scare you into wearing the crap aunt clara sent you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:24 PM (snZF9)

20 Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.

The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up.

"I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening."

And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025

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I really need to read the entire series. As a kid, when I was the target age for the Narnias, I was reading TV Westerns, James Bond, and Alfred Hitchcock anthology. So I missed out. Lewis's writing style is clearly superb stuff, and his use of myth and symbolism is too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:25 PM (wzUl9)

21 Merry Merry all y'all ...

Posted by: browndog nosing about at December 25, 2025 12:26 PM (3sXRv)

22 Like Ace, Midwest Chick continues to deliver, even on Christmas. When your dinner prep starts to overwhelm, or your relatives start to annoy... take a moment and enjoy these vaguely Christmas-related memes.

https://tinyurl.com/yerjehf4+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

23 Merry Christmas, Moron Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (kOluj)

24
50 degrees here in Wyoming.

The weather has been so strange this year.

Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (3ek7K)

25 15 Air dropped coal. Burning or not burning?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:23 PM (MGYmP)

It's Christmas, so I'm in a generous mood. Not burning.

Unless the target is a Venezuelan drug boat.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:27 PM (sjyPY)

26 63 here in southern Indiana.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:29 PM (MGYmP)

27 May all the Morons of the Horde have a Blessed and Merry Christmas!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (kfTpm)

28 50 degrees here in Wyoming.

The weather has been so strange this year.

Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025

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About the same in The Pesthole: 73 now, going up to 80 this weekend.

"Later on, we'll perspire --
('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!')
WE drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (wzUl9)

29 I clicked on one bodycam vid of stupid, uncooperative drivers with warrants and now I'm getting a steady feed of them. Getting myself all upset on Christmas, but I can't stop!

Posted by: Don't Taze Me, Bro! at December 25, 2025 12:30 PM (oftw2)

30 Cold and rainy this Christmas Day. Missed a white Christmas by about 5 degrees.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 12:31 PM (MvI35)

31 28 LOL, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

32 Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Thanks . I particularly enjoyed "When you buy Christmas wrapping from Temu".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (PFs9e)

33 I searched for lofi Christmas this morning and the entirety of my YouTube turned into Christmas music.

I had to go look for some Brandon Herrera to get the guns back

Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2025 12:32 PM (NlEaG)

34 Cold and rainy this Christmas Day. Missed a white Christmas by about 5 degrees.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 12:31 PM (MvI35)

(furiously stuffs snow into USB port)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 12:33 PM (npFr7)

35 28 LOL, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025

[ *Bowing *]

Also:

"I'll be stretching this Christmas,
The chiro will handle me;
He'll pop my back,
My neck he'll crack
Between C2 and C3 . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (wzUl9)

36
Oh, and as for the weather here: I don't know, 70-something. Sunny at the moment, some sort of chance of rain.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (n7rxJ)

37 Merry Christmas to Ace and the entire Horde!
Sunny and 65 in piedmont NC.

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (rbKZ6)

38 Yeah, ewetub has been very single minded lately. I was looking for a particular version of O Holy Night and all of a sudden everything went old Christmas music.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:35 PM (MGYmP)

39 Technology is getting to person
Was playing the Charlie Brown album, put it on my tv on YouTube and my JBL speaker is playing too

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:35 PM (Ia/+0)

40 Who was it who was scheduled for surgery yesterday, Christmas Eve? Someone had mentioned he was going, or his wife or someone in his family. We said it seemed like an odd day for a surgery. Our commenter explained there was a sudden cancellation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:36 PM (wzUl9)

41 "I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening."

And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025
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That scene is great in the movie, with James Cosmo as a tough and buff Father Christmas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:37 PM (qbLEp)

42 Wolfus, what song is the chiropractor verse supposed to be a parody of?

Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

43
Ace is saving The Waitresses for later?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (RWBvi)

44 Merry Christmas to my daily friends. And nightly, too.

Posted by: Berwyn Mutt - Home of Svengoolie at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (HcbZb)

45 Wolfus, what song is the chiropractor verse supposed to be a parody of?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025

***
"I'll Be Home for Christmas." The one they use in those endless pitches on TV for LoveShriners.org.

I gotta admit, one girl they use in those spots, the chestnut-haired one in the red plaid pajamas, is cuter than six baby bunny rabbits. She reminds me of girls I knew and admired from afar in junior high.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (wzUl9)

46 "I'll be stretching this Christmas,
The chiro will handle me;
He'll pop my back,
My neck he'll crack
Between C2 and C3 . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:34 PM (wzUl9)
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9.1

Points deducted for scansion in first line. "Stretched" works better.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (qbLEp)

47 Merry Christmas, Horde. SiL and her hubby just arrived. Getting late start on our Christmas brunch.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:41 PM (bQ4nt)

48 Just finished putting the beef standing rib roast in the smoker. Yay!

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (rj6Yv)

49 9.1

Points deducted for scansion in first line. "Stretched" works better.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025

***
Hey, I'm no Tin Pan Alley tunesmith!

(But you're right)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (wzUl9)

50
Rich Little's "A Christmas Carol"

https://is.gd/i8M27P

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (RWBvi)

51 "scansion"
-----------

I had to look that up.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:42 PM (bQ4nt)

52 Sunny and high thirties in Rogue Island, a pretty day to enjoy some Frank and Dino.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 12:43 PM (sl73Y)

53 Merry Christmas Ace and the Horde.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (E/x0c)

54 I can play the entire Charlie Brown Christmas Song Book, but I will always try to work in Linus and Lucy and Skating whenever I'm playing Lounge Piano gigs.

Those are always crowd pleasers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (XV/Pl)

55 It's 70F in my part of NC.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

56
I searched for lofi Christmas this morning and the entirety of my YouTube turned into Christmas music.

Posted by: blaster

If you watch just one police-cam video, it'll take a week for Youtube to stop pushing them on you.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:45 PM (RWBvi)

57 It's -25F in Fairbanks, AK.

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

58 Currently 63 here. Going to high of 67 in SE MO.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:46 PM (bQ4nt)

59 Afternoon Ace , Merry Christmas.
A very peaceful Christmas this year, let's enjoy it while it lasts. The New Year may bring an ugly mess.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 12:47 PM (2vrAX)

60 Merry Christmas ace, CBD, and this entire band of beloved witty rough and tumble limericking punning movie buff knuckleheads!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)

61 The original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" is on NBC tonight at 7 pm Central. Haven't seen it yet this year.

("The Grinch was a visionary, man. He was way ahead of his time. A prophet without honor in his own country, man.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (wzUl9)

62 Way to harsh our holiday buzz, Glove.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (kpS4V)

63
1949 Christmas Carol movie, "as told by" Vincent Price:

https://is.gd/itUbGf

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (RWBvi)

64 Going to my Aunts for family dinner
Will report from there

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:50 PM (Ia/+0)

65 We're looking at 7-8 inches of snow tomorrow afternoon through Saturday morning. Then up to 41° on Monday causing slush, then freezing. Winter in the Mud Hudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 12:51 PM (2vrAX)

66 Joulopukki made his flight and had a successful landing back at the hangar in Northern Finland. The elves were vigilant while he was gone, with the distrust of Ivan in the air. Himself packed a Suomi in the sleigh, just in case.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (gm9Sb)

67
Aunts.
Enjoy 'em while they're still around.
Next thing to go is the cousins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (RWBvi)

68 I spent great amounts of time in high school attempting to get my girlfriend on the naughty list.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (sjyPY)

69 Way to harsh our holiday buzz, Glove.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:49 PM (kpS4V

Yeah, Glove. Put on your happy face!

LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/vdceafeu

Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

70 Yeah, Glove. Put on your happy face!
----

Doesn't have to be your face!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM (kpS4V)

71
Merry Christmas, everyone. Just finished the wonderful Christmas meal Smash made. Nom nom nom.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM (QVmho)

72 Merry Christmas, all. I'm going to head off for a short afternoon nap, and be back later. We have the Grinch to watch tonight, and then the original 1978 Watership Down w/ John Hurt and Zero Mostel -- plus Harry Andrews as one of the towering villains in literature, General Woundwort.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:55 PM (wzUl9)

73
Way to harsh our holiday buzz, Glove.

COVID Christmas: Never Forget

https://t.ly/mv92b

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:55 PM (pkeXY)

74 44 degrees, cloudy and windy in Portland. Still dry, for now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp)

75
Is Zero Mostel the same person as Yahoo Serious?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (RWBvi)

76 Wrote too soon. Just started raining.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp)

77 After we have lunch we will continue with "Scrooge" with Alistair Sim. The ghost of Christmas Past hadn't yet arrived. I didn't know Sim was actually Scottish. He is some about his life and movies . Reposted from tech thread:

https://tinyurl.com/3r8manu2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (PFs9e)

78 Is Zero Mostel the same person as Yahoo Serious?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (RWBvi)
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Not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 12:56 PM (qbLEp)

79 We are celebrating Christmas tomorrow with son's family at his house so today is a warm, quiet day in central Texas. Downside is that our community well is malfunctioning. We've gone from very low water pressure to no water at all. We got an email yesterday around 5pm saying it would be fixed by 9PM last night...and no communication since.

We're soaking dirty dishes in water from the rain barrel for now. I may have to go to the gym tomorrow to take a shower. So many, many reasons to be thankful that this is a minor blip in my life.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 25, 2025 12:57 PM (FEVMW)

80 Aunts.
Enjoy 'em while they're still around.
Next thing to go is the cousins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 12:52 PM (RWBvi)

Definitely the truth. My aunts and uncles are gone on my mother's side including my mother, and 2 cousins now too. On my father's side they all live, because Methuselah genes. My father's cousin is 98 and looks 80 if that. Mom's side is totally wiped out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 12:59 PM (snZF9)

81
I didn't know Sim was actually Scottish. He is some about his life and movies . Reposted from tech thread:

https://tinyurl.com/3r8manu2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I've seen Green For Danger a couple of times. Liked it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 01:00 PM (pkeXY)

82 Vince Langman @LangmanVince

This is a mind-blowing way of looking at the miracle of life.

X video: https://bit.ly/4jary2K

"...so stop looking for all the shit that is wrong with your life and start being grateful for the statistically impossible miracle that is you.

Because just as Einstein said, 'There's only two ways to view your life. One, as if nothing is a miracle and the other as if everything is a miracle.'"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:01 PM (P5BPp)

83 Merry Christmas to the greatest site on the internet and to all the great people who come here!

Looking forward to more duel 48 hour fasts and more sustainable weight loss in 2026! Lost 17 lbs in two months that include thanksgiving!

Posted by: The MewTwix at December 25, 2025 01:03 PM (XodLO)

84 Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin'
And her children are fast asleep
It's time for Santa Claus
To make his midnight creep 'cause

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'...

Posted by: Zombie Albert King at December 25, 2025 01:04 PM (R/m4+)

85 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 01:00 PM (pkeXY)

I have never seen that film. Just "Scrooge" and "Belles of St Trinians" and maybe one other, the name of which escapes me."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:05 PM (PFs9e)

86 why you entire band of beloved witty rough and tumble limericking punning movie buff knuckleheads!

that comment had Yosemite Sam written all over it

Merry Christmas everybody

Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2025 01:06 PM (8uzBS)

87 Yeah, Glove. Put on your happy face!

Doesn't have to be your face!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:54 PM

A man can wear many faces.

Wiki of Westeros: https://bit.ly/3Yc8nw4

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (P5BPp)

88
Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.

The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (3ek7K)

89 Just waiting for son #1 to arrive.

Crabcake benny, potatoes and onions.

Pomegranate mimosas.

And hugs.

Very high tide and a stiff north wind bringing some minor flooding. Amd it’s going to rain a bit.

Glad the power is on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 25, 2025 01:09 PM (IhIKR)

90 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:01 PM (P5BPp)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 01:09 PM (PFs9e)

91 Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.

The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:07 PM (3ek7K)

Maybe it's a cunning escape attempt?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 01:11 PM (npFr7)

92
Lol AOP

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:12 PM (3ek7K)

93 Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.
The shipment was picked up in Massachusetts and never arrived at the stores.

So somalis like lobster? I did not know that.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Carson at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (R/m4+)

94 Adult life in months, assuming a life expectancy of 90.

If 18 years old, remaining time will be:

1/3 = sleeping
126 months = school and work
18 months = driving
36 months = cooking and eating
36 months = chores and errands
27 months = bathroom/personal hygiene

Leaves one with 334 months remaining for free time.

Today, the average 18-year-old is on pace to spend 93% of their remaining free time in front of a screen.

X video: https://bit.ly/493ClbX

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (P5BPp)

95
I wondered if they eat seafood.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:14 PM (3ek7K)

96 *Costco bound $400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations.*

You can bet someone is in hot water.

Posted by: Oh, no...crustation punz! at December 25, 2025 01:15 PM (2Ez/1)

97
Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 01:15 PM (3ek7K)

98 Merry Christmas Ace!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 01:16 PM (M9v3V)

99 Well, I am going to fry up some bacon and eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 01:16 PM (npFr7)

100 >>> 1/3 = sleeping
126 months = school and work
18 months = driving
36 months = cooking and eating
36 months = chores and errands
27 months = bathroom/personal hygiene

Leaves one with 334 months remaining for free time.

Today, the average 18-year-old is on pace to spend 93% of their remaining free time in front of a screen.

X video: https://bit.ly/493ClbX
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 01:13 PM (P5BPp)

They're way underestimating the time spent working which is roughly equivalent to eternity.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 01:17 PM (3uBP9)

101 Merry Christmas.

Now, if the grandkids would stay out of the kitchen while Mamaw is fixing supper.... we'd be set.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (NwnyJ)

102 > crustation punz!

Stop buttering us up.

Posted by: All cracked up at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (2Ez/1)

103

I was so drunk at the office christmas party, I banged my own wife!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 25, 2025 01:19 PM (iZd4T)

104 One particular activity doesn't seem to be accounted for...

Posted by: IYKWIMAITYD at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)

105 Merry Christmas, hoard. Most presents unwrapped. Pompano and eggs for breakfast (because we filled up on the other six fish last night). Off to prep the prime rib now. God bless y'all!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 01:21 PM (nbLIj)

106 Naughty list? We know how to make a fine Christmas here. Good time was had by all.

Posted by: Jimmy Savile At The Home For Wayward Girls at December 25, 2025 01:23 PM (oftw2)

107 Merry Christmas, everyone!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 25, 2025 01:23 PM (5xuJ/)

108 Underrated Christmas movie: We're No Angels. See Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray could have easily been replaced with Moe, Larry and Curly.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:24 PM (/TlUl)

109 Glad the power is on.
Posted by: nurse ratched

As they said in Jericho-Shofar-so good!

Posted by: Joshua at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (oftw2)

110 Well, I am going to fry up some bacon and eggs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Save room for the turkey roll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (5Ne9C)

111 Instead of Korean for lunch Mrs. F. went to Clement St. and bought dim sum. She said the people in front of her in line were dropping hundreds of dollars.

Affordability Crisis (tm)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (M9v3V)

112 See Bogart, Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray could have easily been replaced with Moe, Larry and Curly.

But no, they could not, in any way shape or form. This unique movie is utterly dependent on each of these three actors and could never be repeated.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 25, 2025 01:26 PM (iZd4T)

113 Nood
Yay, noods!

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2025 01:28 PM (/TlUl)

114 But no, they could not, in any way shape or form. This unique movie is utterly dependent on each of these three actors and could never be repeated.
Posted by: Dirty Frank

Kiss our shorts!

Posted by: The Three Stooges at December 25, 2025 01:29 PM (oftw2)

115 "Chinese food near me"

Posted by: Google Maps at December 25, 2025 01:31 PM (2Ez/1)

116
You know what else Einstein said? He said "stay off the twitter on Christmas."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 01:31 PM (RWBvi)

117 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OEMKXtYP4

Posted by: InvaderZim at December 25, 2025 02:05 PM (fFbm6)

118 @64 Please report on how the duel turns out!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 02:13 PM (XMwZJ)

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