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The Morning Report — 12/24/25

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Good morning kids. It's Christmas EVE and here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas. I'll try to keep it as brief as I can today. First we have reports of some kind of gas explosion at a nursing home just outside of Philadelphia in Bucks County. There are two confirmed fatalities as well as numerous injuries from the explosion and subsequent partial collapse of the structure that has left many elderly residents trapped. And with another major cold front set to sock in the northeast, the timing is perfect. Prayers for all those affected, and for those involved in rescue, recovery and emergency services.

On to a couple of major stories — first up is the Supreme Court yet again riding roughshod over the will of the American people and declaring "screw your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness.


The Supreme Court refused to issue a stay requested by President Donald Trump after lower courts blocked him from sending the National Guard to Illinois.

The United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois and the United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit issued the restraining orders.

Justices Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, and Neil Gorsuch dissented.

Justice Brett Kavanaugh did not join the majority’s explanation. .. Alito, with Thomas, in his dissent, slammed the Court for “unnecessarily” and “unwisely” departing from standard practice.

It is high time that President Trump drove a stake through the heart of the undead vampire that is Marbury v. Madison. Deploy the damned Guard and do what the Left have always done and instead of seeking redress in the courts, let the Democrat insurrectionist treasonous traitors waste their time with that and for once just do what needs to be done and declare "Catch Me If You Can" while axing the question "How many divisions do you have?!" And that would put the issue of that video of Mark Kelly, Abigail Spamburger et al sowing mutiny in the ranks front and center in a very glaring spotlight.

Do the safety and security of America's citizenry take precedence over respecting a completely corrupt justice system that in its behavior represents as much of an existential threat to America's citizenry as that of gang bangers, illegal aliens and drug dealers, if not more of a threat in that the lack of faith and trust in the rule of law results in total societal collapse and subsequent chaos followed shortly thereafter by tyranny. And that tyranny will be a combination hardcore Marxist/Maoist variety with more than a soupçon of Islamic influence.

Of course the latter will ultimately gain the upper hand when their useful idiot hosts/cohorts are no longer of use to them.

Speaking of which:

Minnesota Dem Tearfully Apologizes To Somalians After They Were Busted Stealing Billions — Organizer Asad Aliwed put together the event Dec. 12 at the Irshad Islamic Center in Eden Prairie, Minnesota, Eden Prairie Local News reported. Democratic state Sens. Ann Johnson Stewart and Steve Cwodzinski tearfully shared their apology and offered support to a mosque full of Somalians on Friday. They were accompanied by Eden Prairie Mayor Ron Case, who ran in a nonpartisan election.

Just take a gander across the pond and perhaps through a glass and darkly at our future if we do not get a handle on all of the aforementioned and soon.

Describing British society as “low trust, highly fractured, and highly politically factionalized,” Betz warned that “civil conflict” is “increasingly inevitable.”  Then Betz directly accused U.K. authorities of hiding the true intentions behind their overhaul of domestic security forces: “What they’re concerned about is domestic conflict ... but that’s completely politically toxic for them to say so publicly, hence the convenience of saying, ‘We need to develop ... a citizen’s militia for the protection of critical infrastructure.’  To say that we’re doing this against the potential of Russian attack ... is convenient as a pretext.”
. . . Fast-forward to this week, and Lane has written another piece that sharply articulates the disconnect between the government officials preparing Britain for war and the ordinary Britons who will be expected to do the fighting.  With talk of military conscription filling the airwaves and a glut of hyperventilating government officials assuring citizens that war with Russia has already begun, Lane notes “the reality that many young Britons feel the government has actively sabotaged their interests and are wondering why they ought to risk their lives for such a state.”  
. . . Lane highlights the argument from another op-ed in The Times in which that author correctly observes that “defending one’s homeland is a question of societal mass mobilization ... in the sense of a shared belief in the nation and the culture that is at stake, an awareness that it is at risk and a commitment to defend it.  Without a united population it is difficult to make the trade-offs necessary to transform Britain and its European allies into thoroughly indigestible military targets for our enemies.”  

It is as if corporate news institutions are finally awakening to this reality: When you actively destroy national unity, shared history, tradition, and cultural heritage by importing foreigners on an industrial scale, you also destroy national identity.  Young British lads have no interest in fighting and dying for “multiculturalism.”  British parents have no interest in sacrificing their children for “diversity.”  No sane country is interested in sacrificing everything in order to preserve costly “climate change” regulations and safeguard the criminalization of so-called “hate speech.”  No patriot charges up a hill to raise an Antifa or LGBT flag in defense of censorship, government bullying, demographic replacement, and mass surveillance.


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1 Christmas Eve Gift

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at December 24, 2025 07:28 AM (gbOdA)

2 Good morning!

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 07:30 AM (7xrfc)

3 Damn. Missed by two minutes.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 07:30 AM (7xrfc)

4 For those interested, Rockwell himself is the figure to the right, smoking a pipe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:32 AM (ufSfZ)

5 "dismantle the persistent colonial structures and Eurocentric biases” of academia.

Translation: It works and we hate it. And they think that after the complete destruction of everything, something perfect and beautiful will take its place.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 07:32 AM (7xrfc)

6 Maybe it's just me, but I think the only place there should be a "mosque full of Somalians" is in, ya know, Somalia.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

7 "God bless each and every one of you..."

Except you, AssSmith

Posted by: one hour sober at December 24, 2025 07:34 AM (Y1sOo)

8 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

9 Bastards, time to burn Marbury

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Trump's greatest strength is that he believes in the rule of law.

Which is also his greatest weakness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:35 AM (ufSfZ)

10 4 For those interested, Rockwell himself is the figure to the right, smoking a pipe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Kewl. Thanks.

In my best Johnny Carson voice:

"I did not know that."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)

11 mornin yall. I am about sick of the "Home for Christmas" song after the 10,100th St Jude commercial. I do feel for those kids but it seems like St Jude and Wounded Warriors spend a large portion of the money they collect on commercials and mailings.

I don't mean to be a Scrooge though and encourage making charitable contributions to your organization of choice.

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 07:37 AM (vFG9F)

12 9 Bastards, time to burn Marbury

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Trump's greatest strength is that he believes in the rule of law.

Which is also his greatest weakness.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:35 AM (ufSfZ)


THIS. His Achilles heel is that he thinks he has mere rivals and not enemies. As well as that everyone will or will be forced to play by the same set of rules not understanding that the referees are also enemies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:37 AM (x0n13)

13 The only problem with ignoring the SC on the NG issue and sending them anyway, the GOPe would join with the Ds and vote to impeach and convict Trump and Vance, and give their boys the offices. Then everything would be over. Gorsuch basically told Trump what to do: invoke the Insurrection Act. It feels if that's what he's going to have to do, but we don't know what will happen if he does.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 07:38 AM (uQesX)

14 Zodiac and Black Dahlia killer may have been same man, amateur codebreaking whiz claims: ‘Irrefutable’

The idea's been floated before. I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:38 AM (ufSfZ)

15 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 24, 2025 07:39 AM (ALRQm)

16 ... hyperventilating government officials assuring citizens that war with Russia has already begun...

Hyperventilating government officials assuring citizens that the male population of Ukraine has been decimated and they'd like to do that with the native male population of Britain for no benefit (to said native population).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

17 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 07:40 AM (NwnyJ)

18 ‘We need to develop ... a citizen’s militia for the protection of critical infrastructure.’

Its always the same throughout human history. Armed troops put their loyalty into those who write them their paychecks. (and it isn't Joey Sixpack's name signing the check)

The city police are the muscle for the city politicians.
The state police are the muscle for the state politicians
Federal law enforcement and military are the lethal force that does the will of and protects the Ruling Class.

We are only tax cows and targets.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 07:41 AM (a4flb)

19 Hey. Give us a break. We don't have anything better to do.

Posted by: Hyperventilating government officials at December 24, 2025 07:41 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Is Tim Walz going to go all masculine in response to his latest bad news?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 24, 2025 07:41 AM (8CIFn)

21 Pleased to see Constitutional Rapist John Roberts is busy plying his trade again. Leaving Lady Liberty bruised and bloodied seems to be his mission in life. Wonder how often he, his boyfriend James Boasberg and the Stalinist Norm Eisenberg meet to plot their attacks on our president and our nation.

May God save us from our utterly corrupt judiciary, our corrupt intelligence agencies, our corrupt law enforcement agencies, our corrupt bureaucracy, our corrupt Congress and our corrupt, evil media.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 24, 2025 07:42 AM (X+xvk)

22 On Tuesday, SCOTUS ruled in a 6-3 decision that the Trump administration “has failed to identify a source of authority that would allow the military to execute the laws in Illinois,” and therefore the administration’s application for a stay was denied

Announce that, as a sanctuary city, Chicago is in insurrection against the central government and send the troops in to arrest the mayor and city council and impose martial law.

Sadly, that won't happen. The government is at war with the nation and too many on our side are among the traitors.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

23 no apologies needed, JJ! Thank You!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 07:43 AM (Cjt/F)

24 It is high time that President Trump drove a stake through the heart of the undead vampire that is Marbury v. Madison.

That is so wrong. Have you even read Marbury ?

Never mind. It’s the internet. Who cares ?

Assemble the circular firing squad.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 24, 2025 07:44 AM (zqeQL)

25 I find it mildly disturbing to see "Tim Waltz" and "masculinity" used together in the same sentence.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Out: Elf On A Shelf
In: Hobo In The Basement

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

27 Happy Christmas Eve everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 07:46 AM (e64Ur)

28 In a statement to the Daily Caller, Mayor Case said that only .1% of all 80,000 Minnesota Somalis have been indicted or prosecuted in relation to the recent scandal, adding that none in his town, where the event took place, has been implicated in any of the schemes.

And then there is the:

Moreover, the scheme involved "monthly cash kickback payments to the parents of children who enrolled their children in Smart Therapy to receive autism services."

2024 $400M in claims
$200 per visit estimate
2 Million visits
I bet over 10k Simoleans were in on this 1 scam.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

29 For those who are curious: Feeding five dogs at the same time is an exercise in patience, logistics and memory. But it's entertaining.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 07:49 AM (7xrfc)

30 "5 "dismantle the persistent colonial structures and Eurocentric biases” of academia.

Translation: It works and we hate it. And they think that after the complete destruction of everything, something perfect and beautiful will take its place.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 07:32 AM (7xrfc) "

"perfect and beautiful" meaning "absolutely subjected to our every perverse whim"
I imagine something like medieval France without Christianity or epigrams, but with lots of Caligula and Nero

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 07:50 AM (Cjt/F)

31 hyperventilating government officials assuring citizens that war with Russia has already begun...
_________

We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do
We have no ships, we have no men, we have no money too

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2025 07:50 AM (XvL8K)

32
NO LUNCH SPECIAL TODAY

Posted by: Your Local Chinese Hole In The Wall at December 24, 2025 07:50 AM (cRmBr)

33 Good morning Mr. Sefton! You may think me a contrarian but I think the Court is right on this. The States are supposed to be top dog in this system.

Tenth Amendment: States that powers not delegated to the federal government are reserved for the states or the people.

The National Guard is part of our military.
Is there a stated right of the federal government to send any part of the military into a state without permission from that State? If the Fed Gov cannot send military personnel to a disaster area within a State unless the State requests it, then what gives Fed Gov the right to send them to perform law enforcement duties? Does that not fall under Posse Comitatus? Where is this right delegated to the Fed Gov?
I'm not a lawyer and I'm genuinely interested in understanding this. My very "not" professional opinion is that the court is right to say that Fed Gov cannot do this even to enforce federal law or support federal law enforcement officers.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 24, 2025 07:51 AM (2J/Lj)

34 Trump Makes Huge Move on Student Loan Debt, and Democrats Are Gonna Flip

Get the government out of the student loan business. If you just can't bring yourself to do that...

- Limit the amount which can be borrowed.
- Limit the interest rate required of people with accounts in good standing.
- Limit the degree choices for which the government will loan money.

I would argue that loans for medical school tuition (and probably nursing school tuition) should be interest free since both professions are in short supply and in the interest of the country. Maybe the same for science/engineering degree loans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

35 I'm going to try to limit myself to cheery posts today. So, I'll start by noting that, appropriately enough, December 24 is the birthday of Michael Curtiz, the director of White Christmas, among many other films.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (ufSfZ)

36 The Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Roberts of all people should be careful about leaving Trump little choice but to challenge the authority of SCOTUS. Weird because he always seemed to err on the side of caution before.

Posted by: Fen at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (QUYhr)

37 "The Trump administration is preparing to crack down on student loan defaulters starting next year. This will be interesting because you can bet Democrats are going to flip out about this. The Education Department confirmed it will begin withholding wages from borrowers who fail to pay their debts."


Student loan "forgiveness" will be center stage for the 2026 campaign with democrats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (0N4FZ)

38 May God save us from our utterly corrupt judiciary, our corrupt intelligence agencies, our corrupt law enforcement agencies, our corrupt bureaucracy, our corrupt Congress and our corrupt, evil media.

I think there is a point where you have to consider yourself part of the Diaspora for Heritage Americans.

The US is no longer a nation, barely a country, and at best is considered an Economic Opportunity Zone.

El Salvador's Bukele showed us the way but as long as the NFL is playing a game, utter destruction of our way of life is acceptable enough that we will let it happen.

We aren't of the caliber of men who crossed the Potomac on Christmas Eve to do what needed to be done.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (a4flb)

39 I bet over 10k Simoleans were in on this 1 scam.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 24, 2025 07:48 AM (gbOdA)


Isn't Simoleon slang for dollar?


Well played sir

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (x0n13)

40 35 I'm going to try to limit myself to cheery posts today. So, I'll start by noting that, appropriately enough, December 24 is the birthday of Michael Curtiz, the director of White Christmas, among many other films.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (ufSfZ)


Another Magyar!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:53 AM (x0n13)

41 If nothing comes of Fulton County’s admission, the implication will be that election laws can be treated as optional rather than binding.

Provided you come to the 'correct' outcome, that's always been the case. They just pretended otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

42
No worries JJ....woe comes up with the sun...everyday

Posted by: qmark at December 24, 2025 07:54 AM (R91/8)

43 I've been pretty vocal about my disappointment in this administration's handling of the judicial coup. They should have forced the "constitutional crisis" on day one everyone seems to think will befall the nation if the judiciary is brought to heel.

Instead, the administration is going to wallow in the coup until 2028 when the Democrats have a chance to reclaim the levers of power and get their plan back on track.

Trump really should have forced the issue earlier. Maybe they'll figure something out anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 07:55 AM (NwnyJ)

44 The British State Needs WWIII to Stave Off Civil War

It's not designed to stave off civil war. It's designed to further weaken the nativist side.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

45 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (53oGX)

46 You been heah four owah! You go now!

Posted by: The One Local Chinese Hole In The Wall With An All You Can Eat Buffet Today at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

47 When we finally get another Dem President, which will eventually happen, will this SCOTUS ruling be obeyed and troops not be sent to enforce a totalitarian police state?

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (Q+gd/)

48 37 Student loan "forgiveness" will be center stage for the 2026 campaign with democrats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (0N4FZ)


Somali fraud is the student loan forgiveness of S&L scandals!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (x0n13)

49 The Constitution is not a suicide pact.

The Constitution was made for a self-regulating religious society. A Constitutional Republic has no enforcement mechanism in it and absolutely requires a population that largely holds to a single transcending purpose.

That population was replaced through depravity and importation of other nations (ethnicities) whose spiritual guidance is completely at odds with the influences that guided the nations's forefathers.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 07:57 AM (a4flb)

50 46 You been heah four owah! You go now!
Posted by: The One Local Chinese Hole In The Wall With An All You Can Eat Buffet Today at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)



Watch a restaurant full of angry Jews sampede for the exits!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:57 AM (x0n13)

51 Coney-Ferret is going to be a thorn in our sides for a long time. What a missed opportunity that was. The modern day Sandra Day O'Connor.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 07:57 AM (xNHSX)

52 I am sorry to hear about Ben Sasse. I think he's a good guy and I will pray for him. I am glad, though, that his faith gives him hope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 07:58 AM (rZCVI)

53 A blessed and happy Christmas to all you morons as well as your families.
I’m a bit of a humbug except when it comes to the reason for the season and my grandsons.
I love this place. It helps get me through the day.
Again, Merry Christmas

Posted by: RetSgtRN at December 24, 2025 07:58 AM (fMVpK)

54 I would argue that loans for medical school tuition (and probably nursing school tuition) should be interest free since both professions are in short supply and in the interest of the country. Maybe the same for science/engineering degree loans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM


Both the VA and DOD have programs that pay 100% of your schooling to become a doctor or a dentist and there are always openings for qualified candidates. Depends on the program but you generally owe 4 years of service as payback.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 07:58 AM (0N4FZ)

55 "
We aren't of the caliber of men who crossed the Potomac on Christmas Eve to do what needed to be done."

###
That's because I crossed the Delaware.

Posted by: G. Washington at December 24, 2025 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

56

51 Coney-Ferret is going to be a thorn in our sides for a long time. What a missed opportunity that was. The modern day Sandra Day O'Connor.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 07:57 AM (xNHSX)


"Comin' on strong!"

- - Golden Earring Radar Love...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:58 AM (x0n13)

57 Watch a restaurant full of angry Jews sampede for the exits!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

LOL, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 07:59 AM (rZCVI)

58 So who will form the core of the British Volksturm?

It won't be pale and male.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 07:59 AM (2GVsD)

59 58 So who will form the core of the British Volksturm?

It won't be pale and male.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 07:59 AM (2GVsD)


Old Frothingslosh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:00 AM (x0n13)

60 Once Kunte Kinte Jackson landed on the SCROTUM, their "opinions" mean nothing, yet folks will follow what they have to say like lemmings off of a cliff.

"Rule Of Law" my ass.

Posted by: Zombie Thurgood Marshall at December 24, 2025 08:00 AM (R/m4+)

61 Mornin’, All. Happy Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:00 AM (77rzZ)

62 Ask your doctor if Simoleon is right for you.

Posted by: Big Farma's Marketing Department at December 24, 2025 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

63 Sampede?

Restaurant on a sampan? Wouldn't that be a Guam event?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:01 AM (2GVsD)

64 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Merry Christmas horde! Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:02 AM (A0sqA)

65 "perfect and beautiful" meaning "absolutely subjected to our every perverse whim"

To borrow a smaller example, look at Bud Light. Steady market share, regular profit. And along came the woman who said "We need to get rid of the frat boys and bring in the gay people!" because she thought the profit would never go away.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 08:02 AM (7xrfc)

66

George Thoroughgood>>> Thurgood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:02 AM (x0n13)

67 Somali fraud is the student loan forgiveness of S&L scandals!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (x0n13)

of NINJ Loans

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

68 Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:02 AM (A0sqA)

Thanks. I do pray for Israel everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (ix8EF)

69 I post this link every Christmas - the luscious Kellie Pickler singing "Santa Baby:"

https://tinyurl.com/543sxvxm

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (ufSfZ)

70 will this SCOTUS ruling be obeyed and troops not be sent to enforce a totalitarian police state?

No. The usual three dimwits will frame it as a "national security" issue to justify it.

Posted by: Halfhand at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (edbiH)

71 14 Zodiac and Black Dahlia killer may have been same man, amateur codebreaking whiz claims: ‘Irrefutable’

The idea's been floated before. I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now.

Totally different MO's. And Z was younger than the BDK would have been. Not buying this for a second.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (xNHSX)

72 When we finally get another Dem President,

Can we all agree that a Dem President either means that the American Experiment has already completely failed or will be on January 20th of that horrid year?

The point being, we know that the young Democrats will impose evil unseen since Mao, Stalin and Hitler all wrapped into one. We see on social media how much they want to murder all of us. There will be no brakes on them arranging mass murder.

That means PREVENTION is the best method, and we are getting damned close to BAMN to keep the Demonic Forces from completely taking over.

Instead of building monuments of vanity like battleships, we need to completely turn over the utterly corrupt institutions that already are killing this country more than any foreign power could ever imagine.

I assure you, though Trump is likely the best president this country will ever have, letting 600,000 Chinese "students" displace 600,000 Americans in STEM university shows me that Trump is no where near serious about MAGA. If he can't even do the small things, the big things are impossible.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (a4flb)

73 62 Ask your doctor if Simoleon is right for you.
Posted by: Big Farma's Marketing Department at December 24, 2025 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

If you've been diagnosed with Bone-Apart...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:03 AM (x0n13)

74 Dear Madam Secretary Hillary Clinton,

https://tinyurl.com/9umyd2hz

Most sincerely,
Nayib Bukele

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 08:04 AM (Vx9n2)

75 Boy, those Minnesota pols crying as they apologize to the Somalis are the ultimate sissy soibois. WTH is wrong with Minnesota?

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:04 AM (77rzZ)

76 - Limit the amount which can be borrowed.
- Limit the interest rate required of people with accounts in good standing.


I would add "Put the colleges on the hook for the money when a student defaults."

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 08:04 AM (7xrfc)

77 “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together.”

Posted by: C Griswald at December 24, 2025 08:05 AM (gbOdA)

78 We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do
We have no ships, we have no men, we have no money too
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2025 07:50 AM (XvL8K)


It should be remembered that it was Boris Johnson who delivered the message to Zelensky that he should rip up the tentative agreement with Russia at that start of this whole thing and fight tot he end.

They may not want to fight but they sure want someone to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

79 That's because I crossed the Delaware.

If AI is allowed to hallucinate, so am I.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (a4flb)

80 ‘Nuts!.

Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (o2ZRX)

81 Merry Christmas Eve!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (NpAcC)

82 76 - Limit the amount which can be borrowed.
- Limit the interest rate required of people with accounts in good standing.

I would add "Put the colleges on the hook for the money when a student defaults."
Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 08:04 AM (7xrfc)

The one player in the Game, with NO SKIN in the game.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (gbOdA)

83 The VW Volksturm never made it beyond the concept car stage. Awkward styling, a quirky three cylinder diesel engine and echoes of Third Reich propaganda caused it to fare poorly with focus groups. A mere asterisk of a footnote in automotive history it's name is rarely spoken above a whisper.

Posted by: Car nerd at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

84 Morning all, thx JJ.
The story about the possibility that the killer of the Black Dahlia and the Zodiac Killer being the same person is amazing. The thing that makes me believe it is that one of the ex government code breakers who reviewed the evidence found the the key to the Zodiac cypher was the name "Elizabeth". The Black Dahlia's name was Elizabeth Short. More work to be done but what Baber has produced is compelling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:07 AM (2vrAX)

85 I would argue that loans for medical school tuition (and probably nursing school tuition) should be interest free since both professions are in short supply and in the interest of the country. Maybe the same for science/engineering degree loans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
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I was in the USSR with a guy who paid his way with his med school loans.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:07 AM (A0sqA)

86 The judiciary deserves no deference.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 24, 2025 08:07 AM (ehY6c)

87 Student loan "forgiveness" will be center stage for the 2026 campaign with democrats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (0N4FZ)


I wonder how many will buy into the idea considering how many times Biden 'canceled' their loan debt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

88 80 ‘Nuts!.
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (o2ZRX)


Admiral Levine grabs crotch...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (x0n13)

89 Dear Unknown Drip Under Pressure,

You can write to the President directly. He may not read the comments here:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (ix8EF)

90 The graduates of a certain Bene Gesserit college fuck us over again.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (qFwJc)

91 "Mayor Wu: You Can’t Talk About Boston’s Achievements Without Mentioning Somalis"

Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?

types/deletes

Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (5rh/l)

92 Next the Black Dahlia killer will be responsible for the disappearance of Judge Crater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:09 AM (2GVsD)

93 When we finally get another Dem President, which will eventually happen, will this SCOTUS ruling be obeyed and troops not be sent to enforce a totalitarian police state?
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2025 07:56 AM (Q+gd/)


There won't be a lower court ruling forbidding it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

94 Merry Christmas and God Bless you and your family, JJ. Thank you for all you do!

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 24, 2025 08:10 AM (EES2L)

95 Speaking of nursing school, one of my offspring just finished it last week.
Snoopy dance.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

96 91 "Mayor Wu: You Can’t Talk About Boston’s Achievements Without Mentioning Somalis"

Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?

types/deletes
Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2025 08:08 AM (5rh/l)


It's a slippery slope...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (x0n13)

97 The Korean place on our corner is open Christmas so we are going to go for lunch, as is traditional for our people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (A0sqA)

98 It's a slippery slope...Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (x0n13)

Haaaaaa

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (06Hmj)

99 Deport all Somalis. (Well, that Ayaan Hirshi Ali chick can stay.)

Deport all Haitians.

Deport all Afghans.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (77rzZ)

100 "The VW Volksturm never made it beyond the concept car stage. Awkward styling,"

"Awk"ward styling is an understatement. It's penguin-like shape was the result of Big Penguin's influence on the German automobile industry.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

101 What truly killed the VW Volksturm was the liability issues arising from the factory installed Panzerfaust.

American lawyers, they kill everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:13 AM (2GVsD)

102 "Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?"

Fewer stray animals?

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

103 "You Can’t Talk About Boston’s Achievements Without Mentioning Somalis"

Literally beyond parody. If you asked me a week ago if this was real or The Babylon Bee, I'd have guessed The Bee.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:13 AM (xNHSX)

104 Today Is National Eggnog Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

105 Mayor Wu, making AI Deep Fake more believable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:14 AM (2GVsD)

106 97 The Korean place on our corner is open Christmas so we are going to go for lunch, as is traditional for our people.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (A0sqA)


I hear the view from their rooftop is killer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (x0n13)

107 First they came for the Trade Unionists and I didn't say anything because I wasn't a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Somalis and I didn't say anything because I was helping to refuel the helicopters.

Posted by: Knee Mauler at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

108 The one player in the Game, with NO SKIN in the game.
Posted by: r hennigantx


I stand by the assertion I made a while back: If colleges were forced to pay back the money when students default, in less than 24 hours tuition would drop to 1960s levels and a lot of worthless majors would be gone.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (7xrfc)

109 Benedict Roberts gonna Benedict Roberts.

Posted by: XTC at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (UnA8+)

110 Most sincerely,
Nayib Bukele
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 08:04 AM (Vx9n2)

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I'm developing feelings for that guy Like I've got for Javier Milei.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:16 AM (A0sqA)

111 In that case, his bond was set at $15,000 but a nonprofit group called The Bail Murder Death Kill Project reportedly paid some of the bond a few days later and he was released.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:16 AM (gbOdA)

112 58 So who will form the core of the British Volksturm?

It won't be pale and male.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 07:59 AM (2GVsD)

Nobody expects the Frisian Restoration

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 24, 2025 08:16 AM (pIfcn)

113 The one player in the Game, with NO SKIN in the game.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:06 AM (gbOdA)


The one who raises tuition/fees/etc willy-nilly because the system will shove money into the hands of 'technically' adults who're mortgaging their lives for bullshit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

114 Posted by: Knee Mauler at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)



"Stauffenberg French Bread Pizza"

- - Karl's Donuts

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:16 AM (x0n13)

115 97 The Korean place on our corner is open Christmas so we are going to go for lunch, as is traditional for our people.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (A0sqA)

Korean Rooftop Diner
I would go there

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:17 AM (gbOdA)

116 Next the Black Dahlia killer will be responsible for the disappearance of Judge Crater.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:09 AM (2GVsD)


The most recent theory about Crater is that he was murdered (I don't recall the reason) and his body buried in an abandoned lot in Atlantic City.

Oddly enough, when construction took place in the location in the 1970s, a number of bones were found, but of course there was no way to determine whom they belonged to, so they were simply left and covered over by massive amounts of concrete.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (ufSfZ)

117 Speaking of nursing school, one of my offspring just finished it last week.
Snoopy dance.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)
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Mazel tov quite an achievement and a great career.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (A0sqA)

118 Korean Rooftop Diner
I would go there


The view is to die for?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (2GVsD)

119 Deport all Somalis. (Well, that Ayaan Hirshi Ali chick can stay.)

Deport all Haitians.

Deport all Afghans.
Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (77rzZ)


Deport all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

120 Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:17 AM (gbOdA)


See me @ 106

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (x0n13)

121 109 Benedict Roberts gonna Benedict Roberts.

Posted by: XTC

Precisely. John Roberts is to the Constitution what Bill Clinton was to Juanita Broadrick.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 24, 2025 08:18 AM (X+xvk)

122 The Korean place on our corner is open Christmas so we are going to go for lunch, as is traditional for our people.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:11 AM (A0sqA)


I thought it was only Chinese.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

123 That figures, Atlantic City was a place where many dreams went to die.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:19 AM (2GVsD)

124 I hear the view from their rooftop is killer!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 24, 2025 08:15 AM (x0n13)
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I'm counting on it. They're on the corner so they have 270 degrees LOS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:20 AM (A0sqA)

125 Some Christmas Eve mirth: This Aged Great! takes on a Bewitched 1970 Christmas episode featuring blackface. A whole lot of blackface. Like, a metric shit-ton of blackface.

I almost hurt myself LMAO!

https://tinyurl.com/2xdksp2u

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:20 AM (xNHSX)

126 I thought it was only Chinese.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
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These are hard times. Decisions needed to be made.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:20 AM (A0sqA)

127 The Boston mayor is obviously a blithering idiot, but her ridiculous statement is to me emblematic of panic. Listen as the Dem leader, both local and national, are making increasingly insane statements. Walz, Wu, Newsom ,Hochul are nuts on the local level, while Warren, Schumer etal are crazed in the national stage. 2026 will be nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:20 AM (2vrAX)

128 The only drawback about the Panzerfaust was that it fausted 'em instead of werfing 'em.

Posted by: Nebelwerfer What Werfs Nebel at December 24, 2025 08:21 AM (VAajM)

129 Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:17 AM (gbOdA)
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That disappearing space in your nic has been triggering my OCD for weeks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:21 AM (A0sqA)

130 This is sad news

The little California girl, Melodee Buzzard, who had vanished while taking a trip with her mother has been found. In Utah authorities found her bullet riddled body. DNA linked the body to her mother Ashlee. Ashelle has now been arrested.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:22 AM (2GVsD)

131 1. SCOTUS will never relinquish the power it gave itself via Marbury vs Madison.

2. Politicians like SCOTUS relieving them of having to face the voters on certain issues.

Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2025 08:23 AM (Q+gd/)

132 Sorry, I misread the headline about the gigantic protoplanetary disk.

Posted by: Secretary of Trans. Emeritus at December 24, 2025 08:23 AM (oftw2)

133 Today is Anthony Fauci’s birthday. Hope the Grim Reaper comes to his party.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

134 A local Fed government employee was sentenced to two years in prison for her part in a $66m SNAP fraud. Arlasa Davis of Gardiner NY, near New Paltz , was nailed with a few others and I believe she is the first to be sentenced.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:24 AM (2vrAX)

135 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2025 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

136 We've got a Korean BBQ place nearby. Never seen anybody there and assumed it was a mob front.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (XvL8K)

137 Next the Black Dahlia killer will be responsible for the disappearance of Judge Crater.
Posted by: Anna Puma


DB Cooper was the Zodiac killer. He killed the Black Dahlia lady because she figured it all out and tried to blackmail him. He also knew where Jimmy Hoffa was.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (2J/Lj)

138 The Writ of Habeus Corpus is not a right. It's a privilege.

Trump should go Abe Lincoln on the rogue judges.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (qFwJc)

139 There are several BBQ in the area but the one on our corner is really great. It is always jam-packed but most of the Korean people here are very religious so I can't imagine it will be busy on Christmas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:27 AM (A0sqA)

140 Trump should go Abe Lincoln on the rogue judges.
Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (qFwJc)

Sure. And, as I said above, that would give the GOPe cucks the stated reason to support and vote to impeach Trump and Vance. Then we'd lose everything.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:28 AM (uQesX)

141 5 Years Too Late, Fulton County Proves Trump’s Call To Raffensperger Right

1. We know who staffed to precincts.
2. We know when the precinct opened.
3. We know when the machine was turned on.
4. We know who turned the machine on.
5. We know was user and pw was used.
6. We know how many ballots were ran that day.

I would think any 2 year law student could write the prosecution's case.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:28 AM (gbOdA)

142 Jimmy Hoffa was laid to rest under Brendan Byrne Arena.

This is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:28 AM (A0sqA)

143 We've got a Korean BBQ place nearby. Never seen anybody there and assumed it was a mob front.

Probably a NORK spook operation. Counting how many Hyundai's go by and reporting it to their Great Leader so he can plan accordingly.

Posted by: Kim Jong Be Illin at December 24, 2025 08:28 AM (R/m4+)

144 Trump should go Abe Lincoln on the rogue judges.
Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (qFwJc)

Send them Mattress shopping?

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:29 AM (gbOdA)

145 ...Then we'd lose everything.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:28 AM (uQesX)

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We are about to lose everything in any case.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:29 AM (A0sqA)

146 I was trawling through the TCM website to see what they had scheduled for the next few days. Nothing I particularly want to watch, although they are showing Ben-Hur on Saturday afternoon and Eisenstein's Ivan the Terrible at 2.45am Monday morning.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 08:29 AM (ufSfZ)

147
‘We need to develop ... a citizen’s militia for the protection of critical infrastructure.’

Let me translate. "We like the ragheads and not you normie white people. The new militia is for putting you extremist rat bastrads down like the colonialist scum you are. Now worship your muzzie overlords like you're supposed to or we'll make you watch while they rape your 12 year old daughter again."

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (QVmho)

148 I have a prayer request, please. I am having an ailment since yesterday. Unlike other pastors and priests who have big churches, I only have one service tonight, but I'd like to be able officiate at it. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (tmOJm)

149 The state of Georgia should be forced to pay Rudy Giuliani back every sent that he paid in the BS lawsuits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (2vrAX)

150 I guess this might be a happy ending.

The father at KSU who shot and killed one student while wounding another, remember him? He went to KSU to help move his son out due to 'bad blood' in the dorm and was attacked.

A grand jury has refused to indict Jacob Bard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (2GVsD)

151 Go ahead. Impeach Trump. Then we get Vance.

LOL. I am not skeered.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (qFwJc)

152 I don't mean to be a Scrooge though and encourage making charitable contributions to your organization of choice.
Posted by: fd

I am more skeptical than you. I've been a Helen Keller Skeptic for decades and have found sound evidence that both Caleb and Alec from the Shriners Hospital ads are AI creations. Peddling "adowable" blankets is great cover, but I'm sending all mine back. My eyes are wide open now.

Posted by: Felix With A Fez at December 24, 2025 08:31 AM (oftw2)

153 Christmas blessings for Fen

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

154
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

LMAO! At almost 12:30 AM, President Trump is up running a poll on who is the WORST late night host

So who is it?!

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, or Jimmy Fallon?!

https://tinyurl.com/bdhrvcwe

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

155 Years ago, on Christmas Eve my wife and I were out and about when we came across an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in a strip mall. We were hungry.

The joint was rocking. Packed.

It took me a little while to put two and two together...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 08:31 AM (NwnyJ)

156 144 Trump should go Abe Lincoln on the rogue judges.
Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:25 AM (qFwJc)

I've called for this from the beginning. It will come. It must, if he wishes to be successful, i.e., save the nation. It's just where we are.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 08:32 AM (WHfpM)

157 Prayers up for dear Fen.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:32 AM (qFwJc)

158 The US is no longer a nation, barely a country, and at best is considered an Economic Opportunity Zone.

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No, this is more than a free trade zone - much more. That would frankly be preferable to what we have.

What we actually have is a bunch of countries here. It's far too big and too diverse in too many ways to be realistically described as a nation state, though its ruling class necessarily insists on pretending it is.

Because what they are doing is holding together a colonial empire through force and fraud from the ruling city-state of DC, and a handful of its provincial capitals in the vast landmass this little shitstain of a swamp dominates.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

159 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2025 08:30 AM (tmOJm)
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A prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:33 AM (A0sqA)

160 Cent not sent, damn autocucumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:33 AM (2vrAX)

161 Feel better Fen. Prayers up. You'll handle the service

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:34 AM (2vrAX)

162 158 What we actually have is a bunch of countries here. It's far too big and too diverse in too many ways to be realistically described as a nation state, though its ruling class necessarily insists on pretending it is.

Because what they are doing is holding together a colonial empire through force and fraud from the ruling city-state of DC, and a handful of its provincial capitals in the vast landmass this little shitstain of a swamp dominates.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 08:32 AM (BI5O2)

My opinion :

We are little more than a Welfare Administration District for the entire rest of the world.

Posted by: XTC at December 24, 2025 08:34 AM (UnA8+)

163 Prayer up, Fen.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

164 So who is it?!
Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, or Jimmy Fallon?!

It can be three things.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:35 AM (xNHSX)

165 >>> ... administration has failed to identify a source of authority that would allow the military to execute the laws in Illinois...

Fairly puts the burden Federal Government to show legal authority FIRST to do 'x' in Illinois.


Malicious Compliance seems to be in order.

- Here's the law to collect Federal taxes in Illinois. Do so.
- Here's the law to arrest illegal aliens on Illinois. Do so.
- Here's the law to arrest politicians engaging in fraud Illinois. Do so.

Do anything beneficial?
Sorry, priorities, not gonna bother with finding some law giving authorization to send Illinois federal tax dollars for anything.

Illinois may think it knows there is a law saying send the money, but President says the "administration"identify the law before doing anything in Illinois.

Test case - Funding O'Hara.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:35 AM (/lPRQ)

166 I do hope you feel better soon, Fen.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 08:36 AM (ufSfZ)

167 We are about to lose everything in any case.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:29 AM (A0sqA)

You're right. I read the "don't worry, we'll get out of this!" posts, but, if people read that certain Book, it quite clearly spells out that things will get worse eventually. Maybe we'll see returns a few times to slow it down, but there are too many people working against what we stand for all over the world, that someday they will have their way. How long it will last, who knows?

What's the option? The Pinochet Gambit won't work because no one wants to do that kind of stuff. The only thing we can do is try to put forward our ideas, and make those of us on our "side" do the right thing even if for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:36 AM (uQesX)

168 Best wishes for you Fen

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2025 08:36 AM (2GVsD)

169 Sending prayers, Fen.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

170 What we actually have is a bunch of countries here. It's far too big and too diverse in too many ways to be realistically described as a nation state, though its ruling class necessarily insists on pretending it
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California is the Soviet Union in so many ways.
1. One Party State (including judiciary)
2. Crushing Regulation
3. Government Distorted Markets
4. Economic Rents and Sinecures for Nomenklatura
5. Economically Bifurcated Population

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:37 AM (A0sqA)

171 Mohammad Javad Fazel Lankarani, head of the Jurisprudential Center of the Pure Imams, said that Balagh-e-Mobin was a “checkmate move” that was a cornerstone of an “Islamic civilization-building” plan. It would, he said, involve “presenting religion completely to society at all levels – from belief and ethics to politics and social life.” This would involve not only training preachers to spread Islam, but also raising up “soft war officers” who would not only “function as a defensive network against Western ideas,” but also conduct “offensive information operations.”

So what percent (I am guess 99.5%) of pro Iran and pro Hamas news is fake news put out by their 40,000 keyboard warriors.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

172 At my appointment with my Jewish dentist last week, she mentioned putting up her Christmas tree. I didn't say anything but she must have seen a "look" pass over my face because she laughed and said her young children enjoy having a tree and decorations. I'm assuming the decorations are all secular. But, I wondered if this is a thing with some assumedly non-Orthodox Jews?

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (xNHSX)

173 In 2025, I "lent" $3,500 to a dear friend. Of course I never expected to get it back. The last $1,500 was about 3 weeks before she "up and died."

My budget for charity is somewhat overdrawn. I am writing it off, Jerry. $200 a month. So, almost all other charities are going to have to wait. By August on 2026, I will be generous again.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (qFwJc)

174 The British State Needs WWIII to Stave Off Civil War

It's not designed to stave off civil war. It's designed to further weaken the nativist side.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic



They need WWIII in order to get the heritage British men out of the country and hopefully dead, in order to help their imported mohammedans to have better access to the women and children they want to molest.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (0U5gm)

175 There was a Vietnamese place around here that was just a mob front.

In other words, it was a pho restaurant.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (77rzZ)

176 What's the option? The Pinochet Gambit won't work because no one wants to do that kind of stuff. The only thing we can do is try to put forward our ideas, and make those of us on our "side" do the right thing even if for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:36 AM (uQesX)
====

I support because
1. It works and lasts long
2. It is actually low-level of effort only about 3,000 Chileans were ever arrested
3. It is east to restore normal constitutional order thereafter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:39 AM (A0sqA)

177 It is suggested that Trump could use the Insurrection Act.

I think Trump fears the response.

But, that's just delaying the inevitable:
The Dem areas are already in a state of open defiance. Every delay or muted response only invites more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 24, 2025 08:40 AM (HXT0k)

178 women and children they want to molest.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (0U5gm)

raping the women and children that good Brits will not.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

179 Test case - Funding O'Hara.

What has Katie Scarlett done this time?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 08:41 AM (ufSfZ)

180 "Mayor Wu: You Can’t Talk About Boston’s Achievements Without Mentioning Somalis"

Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?

types/deletes
Posted by: Gref


Madam Wu gave pandering whores a bad name with that speech.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:41 AM (/lPRQ)

181 176 I support because
1. It works and lasts long
2. It is actually low-level of effort only about 3,000 Chileans were ever arrested
3. It is east to restore normal constitutional order thereafter
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:39 AM (A0sqA)

That's all well and good, but now let's see you strongarm the people who actually have the power to do it into doing it.

Posted by: XTC at December 24, 2025 08:42 AM (UnA8+)

182 I support because
1. It works and lasts long
2. It is actually low-level of effort only about 3,000 Chileans were ever arrested
3. It is east to restore normal constitutional order thereafter
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:39 AM (A0sqA)

Who really wants to be the person to shove someone out of the helicopter? I'd say it's probably not that easy of a thing to do.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (uQesX)

183 The SC ruling was temporary albeit annoying. Chicago will therefore suffer illegal alien criminals and gangbangers doing their thing. Way to go Conehead and Lardass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (2vrAX)

184 172 At my appointment with my Jewish dentist last week, she mentioned putting up her Christmas tree.
___

Speaking of Jewish dentists:

https://youtu.be/u8QMIYv-y98

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (2Ez/1)

185 Thank you JJ

Merry Christmas to you all.

I am truly home for Christmas this year… at the home of my elderly parents and feeling wistful this morning wondering how many more such Christmases might the good Lord grant. The years do fly by….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (zbzbo)

186 Have a great day, everyone.

May you all soon be ensconced with family, friends, and the true spirit of Christmas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (u82oZ)

187
Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?

Can you name any Somali responsible for any achievement?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 08:44 AM (tgvbd)

188 Okay that blackface Christmas special was awful, and hilarious!
It’s easy to forget how much really bad stuff used to be broadcast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 08:44 AM (FvUgT)

189 There aren't enough Jews around here to fill two tables in the Chinee Restaurant. They better hope for some help from the goyim.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at December 24, 2025 08:45 AM (oftw2)

190 Okay that blackface Christmas special was awful, and hilarious!
It’s easy to forget how much really bad stuff used to be broadcast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 08:44 AM (FvUgT)

Still, better than today?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:45 AM (uQesX)

191 But, I wondered if this is a thing with some assumedly non-Orthodox Jews?
Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (xNHSX)
====

All my mixed family always put up a tree.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:45 AM (9ipOP)

192 I think Trump fears the response.
But, that's just delaying the inevitable:
The Dem areas are already in a state of open defiance. Every delay or muted response only invites more.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 24, 2025 08:40 AM (HXT0k)

All true. Trump is a meliorating figure at heart. He wants the system to work.

I'm no historian, but recently read The Demon of Unrest and noted how Lincoln was slow to grasp the extent of the South's passion for insurrection.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 08:46 AM (WHfpM)

193 There's two people not looking at the guy who's returned home. The kid in the yellow plaid shirt, and the guy in the top left corner wearing the red tie. They're both looking somewhere else. Probably the neighborhood divorcee flashing her boobs. I mean, look that those two guys expressions....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:47 AM (uQesX)

194 the implication will be that election laws can be treated as optional rather than binding."

Ok, that's funny right there. As if election "laws" ever mattered.

Right, Boss Tweed?

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

195 >>Can you name any Somali responsible for any achievement?

There's that guy who arose from poverty to become the captain of the Maersk Alabama.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 24, 2025 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)

196 We don't need no stinkin' habeas corpus!

Posted by: The ghost of A. Lincoln at December 24, 2025 08:48 AM (2Ez/1)

197 Racism considerations aside, I’ve always found blackface to be incredibly creepy. Even worse than clowns.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

198 There's that guy who arose from poverty to become the captain of the Maersk Alabama."

I'm the captain now!

*splat*

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

199 Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Horde.

Justice Barrett being from Indiana and was seated on the 7th circuit in Chicago, stabbed us in the back on the National Guard. Roberts is Roberts, but Barrett with marxist pig Pritzker. sighhh

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

200 I have never seen blackface in person. There is a picture of Ted Danson that I saw.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:50 AM (qFwJc)

201 I'm just doing the best I can with what I've got.

Posted by: The neighborhood divorcee flashing her boobs at December 24, 2025 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

202 What we actually have is a bunch of countries here.

I disagree on categorizing any of these "bunch of" as countries. Countries have defined boundaries, a functional legal system, relatively sound currency and diplomatic recognition.

I see Chicago, LA, Illinois, NYC, Charlotte, Houston, California, etc. as breakaway regions, fiefdoms or de facto autonomous zones headed by warlords.

A warlord exercises decentralized military, political and economic control over an area that emerges when the preëxisting government is weak, absent or collapsed.

I would categorize the profoundly in debt FedGov, decentralized and ruled by District Judges, various Deep State bureaucrats and IC operatives which provides the weak, absent or collapsed legitimate government that allows for Chicago and NYC to be a warlord's fiefdom.

We are there.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 08:51 AM (a4flb)

203 Barrett went to the Bene Geseritt college.

Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:51 AM (qFwJc)

204 That's all well and good, but now let's see you strongarm the people who actually have the power to do it into doing it.
Posted by: XTC at December 24, 2025 08:42 AM (UnA8+)

Who really wants to be the person to shove someone out of the helicopter? I'd say it's probably not that easy of a thing to do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (uQesX)
====

Hmmm. The left seems to have plenty of people to do their dirty work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 08:51 AM (9ipOP)

205 Illinois is going to lost most of their political clout in D.C when Durbin retires next year. Trump's team will subtly reduce their $ on many projects

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:51 AM (YCxFk)

206 Justice Barrett being from Indiana and was seated on the 7th circuit in Chicago, stabbed us in the back on the National Guard. Roberts is Roberts, but Barrett with marxist pig Pritzker. sighhh
Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:49 AM (YCxFk)

Barrett is awful, a disastrous pick.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 08:52 AM (WHfpM)

207 202. Exactly. Like the old Greek City states

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:52 AM (YCxFk)

208 stabbed us in the back on the National Guard"

Nah. IMHO, someone in the administration tried to cut corners, and got called out on doing so. Sort that out first, then go. I'm not going to light hair on fire over this...

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

209
I support because
1. It works and lasts long
2. It is actually low-level of effort only about 3,000 Chileans were ever arrested
3. It is east to restore normal constitutional order thereafter
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=====
Who really wants to be the person to shove someone out of the helicopter? I'd say it's probably not that easy of a thing to do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I'll do it, and I'll sleep peacefully at night afterwards. Those socialist asshoes will attempt to do it to me, so I'm simply returning the favor when shit starts.

God help the left if someone ever rips this bandaid off. I cannot be alone in my thoughts and emotions.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (QVmho)

210 Did she name any Somalis who are responsible for some of Boston's achievements? Did she give the name of a single one?

Can you name any Somali responsible for any achievement?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


There's BroFo.
But that is not a real name.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (/lPRQ)

211 After the horrific attack at Bondi Beach, Australia has found a way to prevent mohammedan attacks: a new online hate law that punishes people for noting that mohammedans attack Jews and Christians, and is also working to further restrict gun rights of those who criticize mohammedans.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (0U5gm)

212 Bif, I'm right there with ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 08:54 AM (sDNVV)

213 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Haha, the same tipster who claimed Trump sexually assaulted an underage girl also accused Hillary of being behind the Oklahoma City bombing.

Now the left treats any nut who calls the FBI like a credible source.

https://tinyurl.com/tccf6524

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

214 Who really wants to be the person to shove someone out of the helicopter? I'd say it's probably not that easy of a thing to do.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 24, 2025 08:43 AM (uQesX)


Recruit on college campuses and tell them that you're only executing Jews. Lines will be out the door.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 08:54 AM (ExV1e)

215 206. Rumor I heard, is that Collins , Murk, and Graham told Trump that they wanted to fill Ginsberg's seat after the 2020 election. McConnell got them to agree to the safe pick in Barrett. Donald had no choice

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:55 AM (YCxFk)

216 Prayers for former Senator Ben Sasse, who has advanced cancer. I did not realize he voted to impeach Trump

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 08:56 AM (YCxFk)

217 Racism considerations aside, I’ve always found blackface to be incredibly creepy. Even worse than clowns.
Posted by: Bulg



Bing up some pics of -
Ati-Atihan Festival

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:56 AM (/lPRQ)

218 Australia has found a way to prevent mohammedan attacks"

They misspelled "prevent backlash against murdering cultists"

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

219 After the horrific attack at Bondi Beach, Australia has found a way to prevent mohammedan attacks: a new online hate law that punishes people for noting that mohammedans attack Jews and Christians, and is also working to further restrict gun rights of those who criticize mohammedans.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (0U5gm)


Same dealio as the Somalians.

The problem isn't the Somalis criminality and corruption.

The problem, according to Our Betters, is that you noticed it.


Posted by: naturalfake at December 24, 2025 08:57 AM (iJfKG)

220 > What we actually have is a bunch of countries here.
---------
I see Chicago, LA, Illinois, NYC, Charlotte, Houston, California, etc. as breakaway regions, fiefdoms or de facto autonomous zones headed by warlords.
=======
aka "The Balkans"

We've been heading down this path for decades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 08:58 AM (NwnyJ)

221
There's BroFo.
But that is not a real name.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (/lPRQ)

____________

Sad to say, if a Somali is notable, it's for a wholly negative reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

222 McConnell got them to agree to the safe pick in Barrett. Donald had no choice

Barrett is there to protect the Deep State and to collect children from across the globe for her picture albums.

Posted by: The SCROTUM will protect you at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (R/m4+)

223 I applaud our President for stopping the blasted, stupid, money laundering, floating, wind turbines! MAGA!

Posted by: Fudgie The Whale at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (oftw2)

224 200 I have never seen blackface in person. There is a picture of Ted Danson that I saw.
Posted by: no one at December 24, 2025 08:50 AM (qFwJc)

I have about 67 or 68 in Little Rock at the Jaycees fundraiser.
I was 6 or 7.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

225
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (tljrc)

226 223 I applaud our President for stopping the blasted, stupid, money laundering, floating, wind turbines! MAGA!
Posted by: Fudgie The Whale at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (oftw2)

Denied !!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (VE6XX)

227
"I’ve always found blackface to be incredibly creepy. Even worse than clowns."


You get used to it.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxwj98v

Posted by: Ralph Northam at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

228 Barrett is awful, a disastrous pick.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 08:52 AM (WHfpM)
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LOL. The vitriol against Barrett shows just how totally spoiled conservatives have become. She actually voted to overturn Roe and has been solid on the 2A. Oh, I know, she's not perfect, and everything has to be perfect, and even when we win, we have to cry because that's how the movement is today.

Perhaps you'd like another Souter? Or Sandra Day O'Connor?

Posted by: King Herod the so-called Great at December 24, 2025 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

229 And thus, as the carol proclaims, "a weary world rejoices". At least the ones that remember what's worth believing.

And a weary BroTim rejoices as well.

Merry Christmas to all.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 24, 2025 09:00 AM (OUMaO)

230 Merry Christmas to all."

And to you, too!

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

231 197 Racism considerations aside, I’ve always found blackface to be incredibly creepy. Even worse than clowns.
Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

Now do Pink Face.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 09:01 AM (gbOdA)

232 Some of our participating Carvel dealers may close early because it's Christmas Eve, but Wednesday is still Sundae here. All Sundaes half-price!

Posted by: Tom Carvel, Creator of Cookie-Puss at December 24, 2025 09:01 AM (oftw2)

233 I’ve always found blackface to be incredibly creepy. Even worse than clowns."

Send in the Clowns!

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

234 aka "The Balkans"

We've been heading down this path for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 08:58 AM (NwnyJ)
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Um, they can't feed themselves. They'll capitulate within hours.

Here I thought this would be a jovial crowd. Silly me.

Posted by: King Herod the so-called Great at December 24, 2025 09:02 AM (ZOv7s)

235
I have about 67 or 68 in Little Rock at the Jaycees fundraiser.

I was 6 or 7.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 08:59 AM


6 7!!!

DRINK!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 09:02 AM (tljrc)

236 Perhaps you'd like another Souter? Or Sandra Day O'Connor?

We need people who know what time it is.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 09:03 AM (a4flb)

237 Lol, that sock was quite persistent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:03 AM (ZOv7s)

238
I see Chicago, LA, Illinois, NYC, Charlotte, Houston, California, etc. as breakaway regions, fiefdoms or de facto autonomous zones headed by warlords.

__________

When I moved here in 1984, Houston was a city that actually worked. It was run from the Petroleum Club and run pretty well.

When I came back in 2008, it was well on the road to ruin. Now, eight years of the Moron Mayor and the Teen Commissar have finished the job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 09:04 AM (tgvbd)

239 You can't sing Dem Golden Slippers without blackface, can you?

Posted by: Fisk Jubilee Singers at December 24, 2025 09:04 AM (oftw2)

240 Lol, that sock was quite persistent.

I kind of liked it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 09:04 AM (a4flb)

241 Here I thought this would be a jovial crowd."

Well, I'll be at the Waller Buc-ee's later on, so yeah - oh joyous day!

Weeeeeee!

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:04 AM (XuXeR)

242 I'm no historian, but recently read The Demon of Unrest and noted how Lincoln was slow to grasp the extent of the South's passion for insurrection.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 08:46 AM (WHfpM)

W.T. Sherman was about the only one who really got it from the start. Early on, he said that there were about 300,000 men in the south who passionately supported secession, and that all 300,000 were going to have to killed before the passion for it would die down.
Ended up being pretty close to southern death totals by the end of the war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:05 AM (FvUgT)

243 Mmmm... Christmas Eve brisket!

Posted by: Buc-ee's fans everywhere at December 24, 2025 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

244 We need people who know what time it is.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 09:03 AM (a4flb)
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We need the attitude of gratitude. After decades of bizarre and twisted legal contortions we are finally getting some actual Constitutional rulings. I'll take the wins as they come and celebrate them, because they are in fact quite significant.

There's also the fact that this sort of judicial insurrection is completely unprecedented. We'll see how it plays out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

245 Bing up some pics of -
Ati-Atihan Festival
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Trust me, it's like a Christmas thing.
Santo Nina and all.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 24, 2025 09:06 AM (/lPRQ)

246 The house is rocking to"Santa Claus is coming in a Boogie Woogie Choo ChoTrain".

Merry Christmas to the Horde

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 09:07 AM (sDNVV)

247 Since we’re celebrating Christmas Eve, I’d like to point out another (less important… but still important) miracle: Donald Trump winning in 2016, 2020 and 2024… all miracles in their own way. In retrospect even the theft in 2020 is giving us the much more effective Trump 2.0.

Just imagine a world where he never won and realize the Almighty has given us at least a temporary reprieve from the current UK experience…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 24, 2025 09:07 AM (RmIP+)

248
Sorry, I forgot the six years of the Carpet Muncher.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 24, 2025 09:07 AM (tgvbd)

249 It was run from the Petroleum Club and run pretty well."

Give credit where due - the Bush family supported the "republican" push across Harris county, but their influence took a hit w/Jr, then cratered with !Jeb!... and then they turned tail completely, and left the local GOP in the lurch. That's when I lost any remnant of respect for the Bush family... screw them all.

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

250 244 We need people who know what time it is.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 09:03 AM (a4flb)

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:08 AM (FvUgT)

251 Power out in van nuys. Grumble. Heavy rain.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 09:08 AM (BEfM+)

252
Bif, I'm right there with ya.
Posted by: Ben Had

{{Hugs}}

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 09:08 AM (QVmho)

253 Mmmm... Christmas Eve brisket!"

Yep. And jerky. Lots o' jerky....

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:09 AM (XuXeR)

254 - Christmas gifts from the dear widow.

Coffee cup with "The Hunter" (painting) wrapped around the outside of it and a brass plaque engraved with Isaiah 40:31, KJV of course, followed by "Teach me, Lord, teach me Lord, to wait."

Posted by: TeeJ at December 24, 2025 09:09 AM (T08Hw)

255 The little Rascals employed blackface on only a couple occasions. Once though, when pretending to have measles, the gang painted black spots through a sieve on their faces, but used white paint on Buckwheat.

Stymie did play both Topsy and Uncle Tom in their production of Uncle Tom's Cabin. The Topsy on the Ice scene was very dramatic.

Posted by: Zombie Hal Roach at December 24, 2025 09:09 AM (oftw2)

256 W.T. Sherman was about the only one who really got it from the start. Early on, he said that there were about 300,000 men in the south who passionately supported secession, and that all 300,000 were going to have to killed before the passion for it would die down.
Ended up being pretty close to southern death totals by the end of the war.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:05 AM (FvUgT)
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To read about Southern preparations for conflict is to realize how distant we are from a similar threat. Much of what is going on is empty posturing, pure symbolism devoid of any actual result.

The left is angry because it is so impotent, and the only thing they can destroy is themselves. Watching Chicago compete with LA to see how many people can be killed on the streets is crazy to watch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:09 AM (ZOv7s)

257 God help the left if someone ever rips this bandaid off. I cannot be alone in my thoughts and emotions.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 08:53 AM (QVmho)


You're not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 09:09 AM (ufSfZ)

258 The house is rocking to"Santa Claus is coming in a Boogie Woogie Choo ChoTrain".

By The Tractors?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 09:10 AM (ufSfZ)

259 I think it's twenty five or twenty six minutes to four.

Posted by: The drummer for the band Chicago squinting at the analog clock across the room at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

260 The real reason for the drive West today tho, is the Bellville Meat Market, otherwise known as "heaven on earth", or "the garden of heavenly delights".

Meat. Vast quantities of meats.

Did I mention they sell meat?

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (XuXeR)

261 MP4, YES!!!.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (sDNVV)

262 Perhaps you'd like another Souter? Or Sandra Day O'Connor?

Posted by: King Herod the so-called Great at December 24, 2025 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

No. Another Scalia. Short of that nearly impossible standard, I was hoping for Barbara Lagoa or Raymond Kethledge.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (WHfpM)

263 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2025 09:08 AM (FvUgT)

Classic Chicago! As I was walking down the street one day…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 24, 2025 09:12 AM (RmIP+)

264 No. Another Scalia. Short of that nearly impossible standard, I was hoping for Barbara Lagoa or Raymond Kethledge.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (WHfpM)
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And a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and the thing that flips up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:13 AM (ZOv7s)

265

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
Minnesota mandates new requirement to teach ethnic studies in all K-12 schools, this must be implemented in 2026.

Students will learn

- Transgender affirmation
- Dismantle cisgender privilege
- Distrusting the nuclear family
- Black Lives Matter principals
- Watch a video about George Floyd Square produced by Unicorn Riot, a nonprofit left-wing media collective that films Antifa and Black Lives Matter rallies across the country

Yes, this is real
Cont.

https://tinyurl.com/yc68rfas

Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

266 I got my wish for a pony and the rest is history.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 09:14 AM (sDNVV)

267 Archie Bunker was in a lodge "Menstrual Show" in blackface as the Meathead and Gloria's child was being born. He showed up at the hospital that way.

Posted by: 704 Hauser Street at December 24, 2025 09:14 AM (oftw2)

268 JD trains with seals
Kammie cackled on command like a trained seal

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

269 No. Another Scalia. Short of that nearly impossible standard, I was hoping for Barbara Lagoa or Raymond Kethledge.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM (WHfpM)


At this point I'd settle for another Harrold Carswell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025 09:16 AM (ufSfZ)

270 You People have disappointed Santa:
https://is.gd/JBrbTa

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 24, 2025 09:16 AM (ULPxl)

271 This watch is never wrong:

https://tinyurl.com/yyx4az9m

Posted by: James Buffett at December 24, 2025 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

272 When someone posts a bond to release a prisoner, why aren't they on the hook for crimes that guy commits?

The Bail Project should get sued by victim's families.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 24, 2025 09:16 AM (GhIJO)

273 new requirement to teach ethnic studies"

"I'm the captain now"?

/heh

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

274 This watch is never wrong:"

When?

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:17 AM (XuXeR)

275 Well, ended another thread, did I?

Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

276 W.T. Sherman was about the only one who really got it from the start. Early on, he said that there were about 300,000 men in the south who passionately supported secession, and that all 300,000 were going to have to killed before the passion for it would die down.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yeah, the Army literally thought that Sherman was going insane because of his predictions and requests for more troops. Put him some kind fake command for a while until he calmed down.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

277 Yes, this is real
Cont.

https://tinyurl.com/yc68rfas
Posted by: redridinghood at December 24, 2025 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

This is likely far worse for all the black kids than the not black kids.

The latter will simply get more and more Black Fatigue and shrug it all off as a retarded, laughable hoop to jump through.

The former will absorb it gladly and be fully programmed into life of uselessness and self-loathing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:21 AM (06Hmj)

278 - Transgender affirmation
Make them read the BLACK label on Lupron
- Dismantle cisgender privilege
WTF does cis even mean
- Distrusting the nuclear family
Core belief started by Opra, cut of people that you disagree with
- Black Lives Matter principals
3X more maternal and infant deaths dont matter
- Watch a video about George Floyd
Holding gun to pregnant lady belly

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 24, 2025 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

279 Wishing you an amazing holiday season Ben Had. 🤗

Posted by: ... at December 24, 2025 09:22 AM (IuFEo)

280 I disagree on categorizing any of these "bunch of" as countries. Countries have defined boundaries, a functional legal system, relatively sound currency and diplomatic recognition.

------

Oh, they certainly should, but for the colonial Empire thing, which can't permit that. They're just provinces for now.

That should change. And I think there's some sliver of hope it can be peaceable, but I think a full-scale sack of Washington, DC should be an exception in that event.

Persepolis style. No stone left unturned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

281 Coney-Ferret is going to be a thorn in our sides for a long time. What a missed opportunity that was. The modern day Sandra Day O'Connor.

Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025


***
I love the nicknames for her. Coney-Ferret, Bony Carrot . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

282 The former will absorb it gladly and be fully programmed into life of uselessness and self-loathing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:21 AM (06Hmj)
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... and violence.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 09:23 AM (y1wyK)

283 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 24, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

284 The ongoing subtext in everything "education"/"academia" does that implies that being born part or all African is exactly the same as being a lunatic who can't figure their own crotch out is also... interestingly sad? Sadly interesting?

Awful.

It's just awful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:24 AM (06Hmj)

285 Sliver up to $71.86! I'm rich!

Posted by: The Loan Arranger at December 24, 2025 09:24 AM (oftw2)

286 I don't have to go to or think about work for twelve days.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

287 Merry Christmas everyone......We need some peace and happiness around here......I hope we all find it.

Praise The Lord.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 24, 2025 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Sliver up to $71.86! I'm rich!
Posted by: The Loan Arranger at December 24, 2025 09:24 AM

Metal markets are now officially getting weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

289 Sliver up to $71.86! I'm rich!

Posted by: The Loan Arranger at December 24, 2025 09:24 AM (oftw2)
-

How much for a whole slice of pizza?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 09:25 AM (y1wyK)

290 You can eat just a sliver...

Posted by: Pecan pie at December 24, 2025 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

291 Y'all can have my portion of figgy pudding.

Posted by: Not A Fan at December 24, 2025 09:27 AM (oftw2)

292 Metal markets are now officially getting weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

I've been slowly and methodically rotating out of gold lately.

"At a certain point, you've made enough money", or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:27 AM (06Hmj)

293 I don't have to go to or think about work for twelve days.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

You're gonna have your hands full, though, trying to figure out where to put all those pear trees with partridges in 'em.

To say nothing of arranging room and board for all those ten lords a-leaping.

Posted by: Bulg at December 24, 2025 09:28 AM (77rzZ)

294 Trending news on X:

U.S. Murders Drop Nearly 20% in 2025's First 10 Months

Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 09:28 AM (y1wyK)

295 @WallStreetApes
Minnesota mandates new requirement to teach ethnic studies in all K-12 schools, this must be implemented in 2026.

Students will learn

- Transgender affirmation
- Dismantle cisgender privilege
- Distrusting the nuclear family
- Black Lives Matter principals
- Watch a video about George Floyd Square produced by Unicorn Riot, a nonprofit left-wing media collective that films Antifa and Black Lives Matter rallies across the country



Home school or move. Your options are limited. They will indoctrinate your children and your children will rat you out to the authorities. To the camps........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 24, 2025 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

296 I plan to focus most of my energy on dancing ladies.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 24, 2025 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

297 The house is rocking to"Santa Claus is coming in a Boogie Woogie Choo ChoTrain".
*
By The Tractors?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 24, 2025


***
I'd forgotten that song! A great choice for Christmas Eve!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 24, 2025 09:30 AM (wzUl9)

298
...but I think a full-scale sack of Washington, DC should be an exception in that event.

Persepolis style. No stone left unturned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 09:23 AM


there's a reason I'm building a trebuchet in the bed of my '01 F-150

the Siege of the Cities is gonna be LIT

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 09:30 AM (tljrc)

299 Could be metals are going up partly because of the AI bubble, too.

A lot of gold, silver, and copper in computer components.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 24, 2025 09:30 AM (6ydKt)

300 the Siege of the Cities is gonna be LIT
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 09:30 AM (tljrc)

A couple thousand rednecks tailgating on a handful of major arteries for a week would bring the entire institutional "Left" to its knees.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:31 AM (06Hmj)

301 The nastiest thing about Watz' rant is the demand that whites as anything less than second-class citizens is "white supremacy."

It's not suicidal empathy, it's genocidal empathy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 24, 2025 09:31 AM (HXT0k)

302
nood art

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 09:31 AM (tljrc)

303 Nobody ever thinks about us...

Posted by: Frankincense and Myrrh markets at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

304 @WallStreetApes

It’s over. Donald Trump has directed the Justice Department to investigate Democrats ActBlue


https://tinyurl.com/3befa2f6

Waiting for the arrests, trials, and sentencings.

Waiting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (y1wyK)

305 Home school or move. Your options are limited. They will indoctrinate your children and your children will rat you out to the authorities. To the camps........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 24, 2025 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)
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Huge boost to parochial schools.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (ZOv7s)

306 "OK fine Trump can be president for life, just let my poor little Diet Cokes and Mallomars through, for the love of Gaia!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (06Hmj)

307 Nobody ever thinks about us...
Posted by: Frankincense and Myrrh markets at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (2Ez

Frankincense prices are out of control. Slovenly African agricultural practices + hugely increased demand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 09:33 AM (BI5O2)

308 Sliver up to $71.86! I'm rich!

Posted by: The Loan Arranger


Wow. It was like $28 four years ago.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 09:34 AM (0U5gm)

309
A couple thousand rednecks tailgating on a handful of major arteries for a week would bring the entire institutional "Left" to its knees.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 24, 2025 09:31 AM


Amen

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2025 09:34 AM (tljrc)

310 I'm waiting for Minnesota to start charging $7.00 for a gallon of gas.

Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 09:35 AM (G1OIb)

311 At my appointment with my Jewish dentist last week, she mentioned putting up her Christmas tree. I didn't say anything but she must have seen a "look" pass over my face because she laughed and said her young children enjoy having a tree and decorations. I'm assuming the decorations are all secular. But, I wondered if this is a thing with some assumedly non-Orthodox Jews?
Posted by: Brenda Lee Wants Some Fucken Pie at December 24, 2025 08:38 AM (xNHSX)

One of my fellow TV broadcast engineers was Jewish, and every year, he would string Christmas lights along the windows in the engineering shop. Great guy. He, as I, retired a few years ago, but we still get together every few months with another retired colleague at a diner for breakfast.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 24, 2025 09:35 AM (5xuJ/)

312 244 We need people who know what time it is.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 24, 2025 09:03 AM (a4flb)
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We need the attitude of gratitude. After decades of bizarre and twisted legal contortions we are finally getting some actual Constitutional rulings. I'll take the wins as they come and celebrate them, because they are in fact quite significant.

There's also the fact that this sort of judicial insurrection is completely unprecedented. We'll see how it plays out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

We need Stone-Cold Killers who will stick it right up the Left's ass and set it to explode.

Posted by: XTC at December 24, 2025 09:40 AM (UnA8+)

313 - Black Lives Matter principals

You mean like taking USAID money and buying multiple homes, cars and fund international travel vacations?

Posted by: one hour sober at December 24, 2025 09:40 AM (Y1sOo)

314 Meat. Vast quantities of meats.

Did I mention they sell meat?
Posted by: man at December 24, 2025 09:11 AM


Ask if they have a beef clod. Great for smoking!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 24, 2025 09:40 AM (0sNs1)

315 Merry Christmas, Horders & Horde-ettes … Sorry to be late to the party, but some things take time (like waking up). Best wishes to all of you for a Safe Christmas and a Prosecution-Free New Year. Enjoy …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 24, 2025 09:41 AM (ayRl+)

316 Waiting for the arrests, trials, and sentencings.

Waiting.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at December 24, 2025 09:43 AM (0sNs1)

317 The Rockwell print puts me in mind of my 2nd cousin who is a Special Ops guy. He's getting short for retirement. He recently said that he just wants to get out without a black bag. Lot of deployments.

Also causes me to think about the buddies KIA in VN. Just young guys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 09:43 AM (XeU6L)

318 I would argue that loans for medical school tuition (and probably nursing school tuition) should be interest free since both professions are in short supply and in the interest of the country. Maybe the same for science/engineering degree loans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 24, 2025 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

---------------

I agree. If we must have student loans from the government it should be for the furtherance of societal goals and not personal enrichment.

The BLS certainly has all the data needed to identify what majors get student loans. I'd also cap student loans at $10k a year max.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 24, 2025 09:55 AM (Vh9CX)

319 Huge boost to parochial schools.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 24, 2025 09:32 AM (ZOv7s)

Too expensive.

To be fair, it is in large part due to the competition of "free" public schools, but, still, too expensive for many people.

Posted by: Meh at December 24, 2025 10:20 AM (LXgPI)

320 "Roberts of all people should be careful about leaving Trump little choice but to challenge the authority of SCOTUS. Weird because he always seemed to err on the side of caution before. "

that seems to be true of a lot of the commies and other assorted traitors infesting our Republic, lately. panic, because of losing their grip"?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 10:27 AM (Cjt/F)

321
Thanks for all you do J.J. 🙏 for you & yours.

Merry Christmas Eve to all! 💖

NORAD tracks Santa website: noradsanta dot org

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 24, 2025 11:12 AM (NFX2v)

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