Saturday Night "Club ONT" December 27, 2025 [The 3 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT. A collaboration the 3D's - The Disco, The Dino, and The Doggo. We hope everyone had a wonderful, whelming and blessed Christmas - and that you enjoyed/endured family, food, traditions, and cheer. Welcome back.

Last Club ONT of 2025. Have you come to party?!? Please have your password and restroom tokens ready. Make a new friend or 2. Tip your bartender. DO NOT try the veal.

[Top Photo: Winter Wonderland, Seiffen, Germany]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small USA flags mounted on either side of it.

The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."

"Good morning father," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Father, what is this?" he asked the priest.

The priest said, "well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "which service, the 9:00 or the 11:00?"

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no
after-life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: "Judy........Judy"

"Is that you, George?""

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful!? What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.

I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night.

I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, George, are you in Heaven?"

"No, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

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At a wedding ceremony when the pastor said, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." The moment of silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly toward the pastor.

All hell broke loose.

The bride threw the bouquet on the floor and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted.

The best man fidgeted, wondering how to save the situation.

The pastor said to the woman, "Why have you came forward? What do you have to say?"

There was absolutely thundering silence in the church as the woman replied,
"We can't hear in the back."

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Drink of the Night

Cherry-Lime Margarita

Ingredients
1 lime wedge
Finely grated lime zest, for rim
Kosher salt
1 1/2 oz. tequila blanco
1/2 oz. concentrated cherry juice
1/2 oz. fresh lime juice
1/2 oz. maraschino cherry syrup from jar
1/2 oz. triple sec
Ice
Lime slices and maraschino cherries, for serving
Directions
Rub the rim of a margarita glass with lime wedge. Mix lime zest and salt on a shallow plate. Roll rim of glass in lime zest mixture until coated.
In a cocktail shaker, combine tequila, cherry juice, lime juice, maraschino cherry syrup, and triple sec. Fill shaker with ice, cover, and vigorously shake until outside of shaker is very frosty, about 20 seconds.
Fill prepared glass with more ice. Strain margarita into glass. Garnish with lime slice and maraschino cherry.

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Also still available

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Club ONT Department of Collecting

German man collects 11,000 different snow globes

A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces.
Josef Kardinal broke his own record for the largest collection of snow globes when a Guinness World Records adjudicator visited his Nuremberg home and confirmed he now owns 11,000 different snow globes.
Kardinal, who has been collecting snow globes since 1994, said the oldest item in his collection is an Eiffel Tower-themed snow globe made in Paris in 1889.

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Club ONT Department of History

The unwashed and patchouli people should take note.

Zooming in on the container above: For Laundry use only. For all white and colored work. For removal and control of rust! Contains fluorine compounds. Poisonous if taken internally.

AI tells us that it is a veneer canister or a coopered veneer tube. Common in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Thin sheet of veneer, steam softened / shaped, with an overlapped or scarf-jointed seam. Metal bands at the top and bottom for structural strength and to keep it from "springing" open. Top and bottom were solid wood. Cool!

Found an old NY Times archive (November of 1939) that mentions Penn Salt acquired Erusto - cannot link it's pay to view style.

Those bastards will tax anything. Soap history.

Well into the 19th century, soap was heavily taxed as a luxury item in several countries. When the tax was removed, soap became available to most people, and cleanliness standards across societies improved.

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This D knows nearly nothing about Russian history. One helluva statue, however.

Photo courtesy of: Alexxx Malev, Flickr

Will leave it to the commenters that know their Russian history to vouch for the accuracy at the site linked. Brief Historical Summary of the Motherland Calls. Several excellent photos.

The statue is already clearly visible through a huge opening in the roof from the Hall of Military Glory. Its sculptor, Yevgeny Vuchetich, once said the following to the famous physicist and human rights activist Andrei Sakharov: "My bosses asked me why her mouth is open, it doesn't look beautiful. And I answered, because she is screaming: 'For the Motherland, you motherf…ers!' They never asked again."

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Statues. Skipping the icons. Heading straight to the weird and amusing.

25 Weirdest Statues and Sculptures. It's got the Corporate Head Sculpture, Male Tranny Taunting Local Pickpockets, The Kindlifresserbrunnen” – Weird Statue Of An Ogre Eating Children, and more.

The “De Vaartkapoe” statue by Belgian artist Tom Frantzen depicts a young rebel rising up from the sewers to trip and topple over a policeman thus overthrowing his authority. Created in 1985, the statue is located in Sint-Jans-Molenbeek, Belgium.

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Club ONT Department of "Where did the year go?"

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Club ONT Stocking Stuffer Messaging

Slowly working up to chloroform.

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Club ONT Music

No frankincense or myrrh here - just GOLD!

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Club ONT Department of Setting Personal Goals

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Comments of the Year ~~Top 10ish Comments of the Week~~

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Before you leave!

Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?

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Club ONT brought to you by: Motivation.

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Please keep Schnoflepuppy and pookysgirl and their families in your prayers. Tough times of personal loss for both. Check the prayer thread this morning. Content, and comments 69, 422 and 423. May God give them strength and comfort.

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Club ONT hopes that you enjoyed the Festivus program of "Airing of Grievances." We apologize to those of you who were disappointed after expecting "Airing of Cleavages." That is a completely different event. Check back when the weather gets warmer...

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Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)

2 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/)

3 Hello

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:01 PM (2oHWb)

4 Oi

Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 27, 2025 10:01 PM (CDX35)

5 Good evening morons and Слава Тройке!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:01 PM (A0sqA)

6 Sorry I'm late-- I tried the veal. 🤢

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:03 PM (/TlUl)

7 Love cherry-lime flavor. They used to make a soda called a Rickey down at the soda shoppe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:04 PM (A0sqA)

8 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 27, 2025 10:04 PM (v9vY1)

9 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2025 10:04 PM (c115l)

10 How can we make the Club even better in 2026?

Stop letting me in?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 10:05 PM (lUFok)

11 Good evening fellas!

Back to content...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 10:05 PM (LNeRu)

12
Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 10:05 PM (tgvbd)

13
Be that the village's powder magazine in the center of the B&W landscape?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:06 PM (xG4kz)

14 Um, no, I don't think the 2026 Suggestion Box is a good idea. Look at who you're asking for suggestions! Geez.

Putting in a stripper pole is simply not going to work.

Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 27, 2025 10:07 PM (gKDq2)

15 Heh. I am so proud.

Thanks for the ONT.

Now I have to look it up because I do wonder if insects get gas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:08 PM (bss/y)

16 Did I miss Dave in Texas' tree this year???

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at December 27, 2025 10:09 PM (VCgbV)

17 Insects Most Prone to Gas from Their Diet

Termites — Wood- or fungus-eating species produce huge amounts of methane via gut microbes. Globally, termites release millions of tons of methane annually from digestion (more than some livestock in certain estimates). High-fiber diets = more gas.
Cockroaches — Closely related to termites; they fart more on high-fiber diets.

And now you know!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (cYBz/)

18 Evidently yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (bss/y)

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I think you D's do a great with Saturday ONT.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)

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Our daughter briefly collected snow globes. Of course, this was after she briefly collected shot glasses.

There isa box somewhere around here which will eventually come to its final resting place in a nearby landfill. You can figure out what will be in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (xG4kz)

21 One of my many typos inspired a comment of the year. I'm not sure whether to be embarrassed or flattered.

(The copy editor did not receive a Christmas bonus this year.)

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (/TlUl)

22 {{{Pookysgirl}}}
and
{{{Schnorflepuppy}}}

*broken heart emoji*

Deepest sympathy, dear ones.

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

23 15 Putting in a stripper pole is simply not going to work.
Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 27, 2025 10:07 PM (gKDq2)

What if it were a wobbly stripper pole?

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (/TlUl)

24 Never been to Volgograd.

But I have been to the Exhibition of the People's Economic Achievements in Moscow. Some pretty creepy statuary there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (A0sqA)

25 Good evening all, thx 3 D's.
John Stewart, the singer not the TV ahole, wrote one of the great pop songs ever. Daydream Believer.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (2vrAX)

26 23....I'm not sure whether to be embarrassed or flattered.
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If it helps you solve the flattery/embarrassment riddle, I have used that line a couple of times since that ONT.

Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (41CYW)

27 Condolences to pookysgirl and Schnorflepuppy.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:13 PM (Q/uAJ)

28 Kindltot: We earned $20. She was ecstatic over it.

Cicero: Same as in town?

Kindltot: No, she's been ecstatic lots of places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:13 PM (bss/y)

29 How youse mooks doin' ?

Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)

30 Winter Wonderland?

No thanks. I bet they do not have natural gas forced air furnaces.

Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (qFwJc)

31 Puddleglum, I have a question:
Christmas Eve around noon, and EatNPark is closed. No cars in the parking lot, and no lights on in the facility. How can this be? I thought EatNPark was like Waffle House, always open....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 I love DDS' "drinkorating" comment! So very accurate! LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (rdVOm)

33 Suggestions? You're gonna regret that.

I am willing to provide, free of charge, an app, that will strip the annoying tracking chickenshit out of links.

*Only for certain operating systems. Don't even ask about windoze.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (tyabE)

34 *broken heart emoji*

Deepest sympathy, dear ones.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:11 PM (rdVOm)
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This. i am very saddened to hear the loss of little pooky confirmed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (A0sqA)

35 Congratulations to all the Comment of the Year contributors! Well done.

Looking forward to better things from the rest of you in 2026.

Posted by: TRex - award show speech dino at December 27, 2025 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

36
Got the kennel cleaned today. It's pleasing to see all the pens and work area scrubbed and neat, but, dear me, it's hard work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 10:15 PM (tgvbd)

37 I used to collect shot glasses, but quit. I have about 12.

Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:15 PM (qFwJc)

38 Quarter after? Not even trying.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (YlWIZ)

39 Sorry I'm late-- I tried the veal. 🤢
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:03 PM

*sigh*

You were supposed to *tip* the veal and *try* the waitress.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (Wnv9h)

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I'm pulling for Katie. She's a hideously ugly, retarded hypercunt. I love her. She barely even qualifies as human. She's a dull-eyed dairy cow, but with a spark of simian malevolence that shines dimly through the haze of perpetual bovine confusion. I bet she forgets to bathe for days at a stretch and then beats her maid with an old femur
bone because everything always seems to smell bad. She is the leader California deserves, and I just can't get enough of her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You got a great deal of enjoyment out of writing that, didn't you, YD?

We will have a fully functioning hypercunt drive before we have a fully functional warp drive. Count on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (xG4kz)

41 Winter Wonderland?

*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)

42 I love DDS' "drinkorating" comment! So very accurate! LMAO!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:14 PM (rdVOm)

Sure, and right after you finish:

Your new prelit tree would short out the first day. Hah!
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 08:12 PM (rdVOm)

Then burst into flames.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (uQesX)

43 I must say thanks for a great year to Doof, scampydog, and Trex.

Looking forward to the shenanigans next year.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (/TlUl)

44 I collected snow globes for a while, but sent them off to the thrift store when we moved and downsized. Kept one from Yellowstone that is small.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)

45 22
Our daughter briefly collected snow globes. Of course, this was after she briefly collected shot glasses.

There isa box somewhere around here which will eventually come to its final resting place in a nearby landfill. You can figure out what will be in it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

You got off easy. A horse collection is much more $$$.

Posted by: Harry the Horse at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)

46 YDs comment about the Cali gov candidate made me laugh when he put it up! Honestly, that's one the best ONT comments in a few years. Thanks, YD!

And thanks to you Ds for the ONTs! They meet my (not very high, but substantial) standards.

Posted by: LRob in OK at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (47diA)

47 43 Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025 10:16 PM
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I honestly didn't know you were a lumberjack.

Posted by: TRex - musical dino at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)

48 Just laid down to rest my eyes for fifteen minutes, and suddenly an hour went by.

It's not the minutes that get stolen. It's all those little seconds!

Posted by: mindful webworker - nightlife saving time at December 27, 2025 10:18 PM (dESj/)

49 Weather.... it changes. This is for tomorrow, here.

A chance of sprinkles with a slight chance of showers before 2pm, then a chance of sprinkles between 2pm and 3pm, then a slight chance of showers after 3pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 72. South wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 37 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
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Tomorrow night...
Rain showers before 4am, then rain and snow showers likely. Low around 24. Breezy, with a southwest wind 18 to 23 mph becoming west after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 39 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of less than a half inch possible.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (NwnyJ)

50 The Club ONT is always enjoyable. Thanks, guys.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (Q/uAJ)

51
Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?

One of my platoon sergeants oncce suggested pairing off into two person teams for competitve arm pit sniffing.

This was in a fit of impotent anger at the batallion sergeant major verbally penetrating all the motor sergeants, and maintenance platoon sergeants for someonee taking his cucv blazer out joy riding and parking it back on the line dirty, (and horrors) not aligned with the rest of the trucks in the hhb line.

Me being the maintenance platoon leader of the red headed Foxtrot battery as a senior cw2, didn't give two flying fucks how I parked it after driving it like I stole it the night before while on staff duty. I got side eyed by my platoon sergeant for weeks after that.

My own super e7 maintence sergeant pulled me aside later and acused me of having all the fun without him. Never figured out how he knew. Fucker ran the e4 mafia, one of those little shits probably ratted me out for leverage.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 27, 2025 10:19 PM (ubjsK)

52 BarelyScaryMary, I missed the Pet Thread today (running kids to the airport all day). Thanks for the comment about my doggo.

Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:20 PM (41CYW)

53 The comments of the year are very descriptive of the breadth and depth of the Horde.

They should be inscribed on a platinum plate and shot into space.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:20 PM (A0sqA)

54 Drops card in suggestion box-

Get a different valet.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:21 PM (/TlUl)

55 They should be inscribed on a platinum plate and shot into space.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Elon may have something to say about that plan....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 27, 2025 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

56 Howdy, evening folk . . .

I just sat through Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever, a 2014 Lifetime movie featuring the infamous feline. And you know . . . it's not as bad as it's painted. It makes fun of itself, breaks the fourth wall with samrt remarks, and has deadpan artiste Aubrey Plaza doing the voice of Grumpy Cat. It's not Die Hard, it ain't Home Alone (so I guess; I've never seen it), but it's fun enough to pass ninety minutes.

Such is Saturday night at Chez Wolfus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (wzUl9)

57 Prayers up for everyone.

Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (qFwJc)

58 Just found this--- probly better on hobby thread, but too late for that:

https://youtu.be/6g2TIwJnKQg

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (rdVOm)

59 Drops card in suggestion box-

Get a different valet.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Wait, there's a valet?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

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Black cherry float. Vanilla ice cream made with sugar. Cane sugar black cherry soda in a glass bottle. Use proper ingredients for the best results.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 10:23 PM (tgvbd)

61 Get a different valet.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Valet was last seen backstage - with a velvet rope, a lawn chair, and a sideways grin.

Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (41CYW)

62 For as long as I can remember I've only heard the live version of REO Speedwagon's "Ridin' the Storm Out" on the radio.

So tonight I found the studio version:
https://youtu.be/L6_Sm4b5HX8

Different singer, but otherwise not a huge change.

Also, the only REO Speedwagon song I can listen to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (lUFok)

63 Winter Wonderland?

*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025

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That's the set of lyrics I have been trying to remember!

My version, for Swamp dwellers:

"Later on, we'll perspire --
('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!')
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (wzUl9)

64 I used to collect shot glasses, but quit. I have about 12.
Posted by: no one at December 27, 2025 10:15 PM (qFwJc)

I started in on cocktail shakers. I only managed three.

Posted by: RickZ, Club ONT VIP at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (gKDq2)

65 60 Just found this--- probly better on hobby thread, but too late for that:

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM
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I've learned that women are the life of the Hobby Thread afterparty.

Posted by: TRex - how its made dino at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

66 I think you D's do a great with Saturday ONT.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 27, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)

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So. Three D's, or triple Ds?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

67 > Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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You have to ask? Seriously?

Open bar.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (NwnyJ)

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Icy conditions led to me canceling today and tomorrow's metalworking class. With their assent, we shoved the three folks into next weekend's repeat of the same thing. I am leery of having done so because of dean of classes has long advocated that I bump the attendance limit up to eight slots.

That the three people who are moving are capable adults who can figure out things well enough on their own makes them above average students. There are plenty of folks in our organization and on our followers' list who do not meet that standard. Having an unalloyed eight of them together in a single class would be the stuff of nightmares for me as the instructor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (xG4kz)

69 Black cherry float. Vanilla ice cream made with sugar. Cane sugar black cherry soda in a glass bottle. Use proper ingredients for the best results.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 27, 2025 10:23 PM (tgvbd)
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Thursday was Baskin Robbins Cherries Jubilee and Coke.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:26 PM (A0sqA)

70 How youse mooks doin' ?
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025

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"There ain't no bugs on me!
There ain't no bugs on me!
There might be bugs
On some o' you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:28 PM (wzUl9)

71
So. Three D's, or triple Ds?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

DDD?

Trip Ds?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (bss/y)

72 "A German man who earned a Guinness World Record for his collection of 6,100 snow globes in 2002 revealed his collection has now grown to 11,000 pieces."

That selfish man has prevented 10,999 people from enjoying a snow globe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - shaken, not stirred, at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (dESj/)

73 Wolfus, the last cat movie I saw was The Cat From Outer Space

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (A0sqA)

74 61 Drops card in suggestion box-

Get a different valet.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 27, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

Well, somebody with a bow tie and a clipboard grabbed my keys outside, but he drove off like a bat outta hell (and I'm talking about flying fox, not one of those Itty-bitty little hig-nosed bats) and I think he damaged a fender hopping the curb.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (/TlUl)

75 Gary Larson snow globe cartoon:

Hand, reaching for the snow globe.

Guy inside: Dang, get inside Ma! Blizzards a comin'!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (0yLoC)

76 Club ONT!

Whoot! Is the wobbly table available? Anyone want to join me? My treat tonight!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (IhIKR)

77 Howdy Club patrons! I'm picking up the tab for everyone tonight. On 2 conditions. You must have fun tonight AND Wang Chung tonight.

Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (nB1L/)

78
Drops card in suggestion box-

Lawn Jarts on the back forty.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (xG4kz)

79 Wolfus, the last cat movie I saw was The Cat From Outer Space
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025

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Don't know that one. Though I do recall a little book I read in first or second grade called Space Cat Goes to Mars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (wzUl9)

80 You must have fun tonight AND Wang Chung tonight.

Looks like I'm paying my own bill.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (lUFok)

81 2019 was a tough year for me. Two of my fave celebrities passed that year, Grumpy Cat and Rip Taylor.

Posted by: Confetti Futures Have Not Rebounded at December 27, 2025 10:31 PM (oftw2)

82
The Cat from Outer Space is a 1978 American science fiction comedy film directed by Norman Tokar (his final film before his death the following year) starring Ken Berry, Sandy Duncan, Harry Morgan, Ronnie Schell, Roddy McDowall and McLean Stevenson.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:32 PM (A0sqA)

83 75 Wolfus, the last cat movie I saw was The Cat From Outer Space
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:29 PM (A0sqA)

Col Potter.

And that guy who was a Poor Man's Dean Jones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (bss/y)

84 >> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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complimentary nachos

Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

85 2019 was a tough year for me. Two of my fave celebrities passed that year, Grumpy Cat and Rip Taylor.
Posted by: Confetti Futures Have Not Rebounded at December 27, 2025

***
I was surprised to find GC only lived to be about seven -- she was born in 2012. Maybe I shouldn't be. She did not look healthy, worse than a Persian in some ways. It'll bet she had trouble breathing and eating comfortably. She had a beautiful coat and coloring, but I suspect she was not really healthy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (wzUl9)

86 I'm more Toonces than Grumpy Cat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:34 PM (A0sqA)

87 79 Howdy Club patrons! I'm picking up the tab for everyone tonight. On 2 conditions. You must have fun tonight AND Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Doof at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (nB1L/)

Which of those two words is the verb? Am I to Wang my Chung, or is it Chung my Wang? (The second option sounds dirty, is there a private area available for the attempt?)

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:35 PM (/TlUl)

88 The Cat from Outer Space trailer. 1978.

https://tinyurl.com/4wrnzjct

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:35 PM (bss/y)

89
So. Three D's, or triple Ds?
Posted by: Diogenes
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DDD?
Trip Ds?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

D cubed or D^3

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (ubjsK)

90 complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

I'd feel bad eating food that was telling me what an awesome person I am.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (/TlUl)

91 John Stewart, the singer not the TV ahole, wrote one of the great pop songs ever. Daydream Believer.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 27, 2025 10:12 PM (2vrAX)

Fun fact: The classic line of working class life in Daydream Believer "The shaving razor's cold and it stings" was supposed to be "...razor's old..."

Davey Jones had trouble reading the handwritten lyrics.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (0vB2I)

92
I say! I say! I say! There's entirely too much wangin' goin' on 'round hyah tonight!

-- zombie Fritz Hollings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (xG4kz)

93 Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful
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NO, there IS NOT a valet! Don't let that bum take your car!

grumble, grumble... thought I got rid of that creepy impostor a month ago...

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:36 PM (rdVOm)

94 Yeah this was a while after Harry Morgan had replaced McLean Stevenson on MASH

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (A0sqA)

95 I have suggestions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (nWPIJ)

96 There can only be one: YD's comment.

Pixels were invented to allow that comment to be written.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (AUL7F)

97 The Cat from Outer Space is a 1978 American science fiction comedy film directed by Norman Tokar (his final film before his death the following year) starring Ken Berry, Sandy Duncan, Harry Morgan, Ronnie Schell, Roddy McDowall and McLean Stevenson.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Ronnie Schell has been deigned America's Slowest Rising Comedian since 1962.

Posted by: Just Turned 94 at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (oftw2)

98

How about the Scary Lucy statue?

https://t.ly/shZc5

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (pkeXY)

99 One of my many typos inspired a comment of the year. I'm not sure whether to be embarrassed or flattered.
Posted by: tankdemon

Well, you set up my sockpuppet for it, so you get half the credit. I'm okay with half a comment-of-the-year.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 10:38 PM (nhCoE)

100 *grabs remote for jukebox*

https://youtu.be/BoXu6QmxpJE

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:38 PM (rdVOm)

101 96 Yeah this was a while after Harry Morgan had replaced McLean Stevenson on MASH
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 10:37 PM (A0sqA)

Who is ALSO in the movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:38 PM (bss/y)

102 "drop a card in the ol' suggestion box"

Hooters is closing locations. Hire some of their waitresses for the club.

Club slogan on the back of their t-shirts: Same as in town.

Posted by: mindful webworker - benign or beaten at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)

103 You got a great deal of enjoyment out of writing that, didn't you, YD?

We will have a fully functioning hypercunt drive before we have a fully functional warp drive. Count on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM}
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It's a classic. Tooka screenshot and sent it out.
It should be published on X.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (2oHWb)

104 As for Rip Taylor: He was the third owner (though maybe we shouldn't count the first one) of a certain white Mercedes 300SEL 6.3. This was the "banker's hot rod" model MB did in the late Sixties, a four-door with a 250-hp engine (a lot back then) under the hood star. Roman Polanski ordered it. But when a delivery driver, drunk, raced it without authorization on an indoor track, Roman refused to take delivery.

The next owner was . . . Werner Klemperer! He drove it to work each day on Hogan's Heroes. Bob Crane joked it was Werner's Nazi staff car.

Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (wzUl9)

105 Even though 2025 is near its end, the Trumpernaught keeps shit shoveling the Federal Government.

Here's to an even more successful 2026!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (S/Y4j)

106 is there a private area available for the attempt?)
Posted by: tankdemon
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I hear there is a daze in the dance hall.

Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (41CYW)

107 I thought that statue is just "The Motherland." If it was "The Motherland Calls," shouldn't she be holding a cellphone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:39 PM (nWPIJ)

108
Drink of the Night

Cherry-Lime Margarita

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Like a Manhattan made with tequila instead of rye.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 27, 2025 10:41 PM (VWtfl)

109 Blackbeard's Ghost trailer. One of my favorites as a kid.

https://tinyurl.com/59xt5krc

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2025 10:41 PM (bss/y)

110 86 >> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?

Nice little putt-putt course. I'll bring my own putter.

Posted by: 19th Hole at December 27, 2025 10:41 PM (oftw2)

111 Evening all.

Posted by: Joyenz at December 27, 2025 10:41 PM (2F0/Y)

112 First of all, I'd fix all the holes in the banquettes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:42 PM (nWPIJ)

113
Looks like all old Hollywood celerys made it through the Christmas purge.

Connie Stevens, both Shirleys, Jones & Maclaine, Angie Dickinson, Bill Shatner,...

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 27, 2025 10:43 PM (XP1DW)

114 I used to collect shot glasses, but quit. I have about 12.

I don’t collect them per se, but I do enjoy using shot glasses from interesting places I’ve visited. Have one from the NRA museum, one from the Alamo, and several others. But I like them partly because I use them. Some places sell cheap crap. The shot glass from the War Eagles museum in New Mexico was just a blank shot glass with a plastic label. It fell off the first time I put it in the dishwasher.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2025 10:43 PM (EXyHK)

115 Drops card in suggestion box-

Lawn Jarts on the back forty.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 27, 2025 10:30 PM (xG4kz)

Lawn Jarts fired by Roman candles.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2025 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

116 Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Throwing glitter out the window as he drove down Hollywood Blvd.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:44 PM (2oHWb)

117 https://tinyurl.com/yyxhyy4r

Dave in Texas' Crap Tree

Posted by: DanMa'am at December 27, 2025 10:45 PM (8uzBS)

118 This looks good:

https://tinyurl.com/6uya8z4c

Will make a up a bunch and serve to our ClubONT guests!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:46 PM (rdVOm)

119 Rip Taylor was the third owner, after HH went off the air and Klemperer sold the car. I don't know what happened to the vehicle after that -- whether Taylor kept it for years or sold it to someone else. It'd be fun to find out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Rip Taylor appeared with Phyllis Diller on Tattletales. Nearly every other celebrity couple on there was married. Not Phyllis and Rip, of course.
Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at December 27, 2025 10:46 PM (oftw2)

120 Howdy all,
I have to share our best Christmas moment. As I was noting that since Dad died this year all the family we celebrated Christmas with as children were gone...

Jules responded...It makes shopping easier.

I bout had a heart attack laughing.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at December 27, 2025 10:47 PM (55Qr6)

121
Lucy gonna come back and hurt someone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 10:47 PM (2oHWb)

122 Suggestion for 2026: more cowbell

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:47 PM (MvI35)

123 Can I use that mouth tape on my liberal relatives?

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (/TlUl)

124 Rip Taylor appeared with Phyllis Diller on Tattletales. Nearly every other celebrity couple on there was married. Not Phyllis and Rip, of course.
Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at December 27, 2025

***
Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (wzUl9)

125 78 nurse

I'm on my way!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 10:49 PM (LNeRu)

126 I worked in a Catholic hospital for 6 years, did some work in the priest's quarters. Irish priest had the biggest and best shot glass collection I ever saw. Also was a very good golfer.

Posted by: Father Looney at December 27, 2025 10:49 PM (oftw2)

127 >> Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
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complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

Make sure to serve them in a nachosaurus.

https://a.co/d/7wCJRP2

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (S/Y4j)

128 Urg. Didn't realize it was almost ten p.m. here. Where did the evening go?

(Eaten by Grumpy Cat, no doubt)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (wzUl9)

129 "The shaving razor's cold and it stings" was supposed to be "...razor's old..."

Davey Jones had trouble reading the handwritten lyrics.
===========
Supposedly, Eric Clapton misread Harrison's handwritten lyrics, indicating "bridge" as "badge" and that's where the title of the song came from.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 27, 2025 10:50 PM (0yLoC)

130 Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:48 PM (wzUl9)

I believe they mean not married to one another. According to Wikipedia, Phyllis was married twice, once for 25 years, once for ten, both marriages ending g in divorce.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (/TlUl)

131 Gary Larson snow globe cartoon:

Hand, reaching for the snow globe.
Guy inside: Dang, get inside Ma! Blizzards a comin'!
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate

Pixar's snow-globe short from 1989:

https://youtu.be/9uhM_SUhdaw

Computer graphics have come a long way.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (nhCoE)

132 My favorite shot glasses (I have a set of 6) that I got from the old job's company store:

https://tinyurl.com/3rb75t69

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

133 There was a Monkees song, "Early Morning Blues and Greens," I think, which had a lyric about "cold bare feet on hardwood floor." Very evocative.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

134 My kids are going to parties NYE. The younger one to the “cool kid” party.

Me and the mrs will probably be asleep before midnight.

I’m officially old and boring.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (MvI35)

135 Suggestion, have old posts be searchable. Have the abilty to find older posts. Say I want all Friday night ONT, they should be findable. Or, I want to see three days ago, I should be able to scroll down to older stuff somehow.

Posted by: srarcher at December 27, 2025 10:52 PM (0HBqg)

136 Phyllis had several funky cars, also, including a 1965 Checker Marathon Station Wagon.

Last year’s Son of SilverCon (well, technically still this year’s) was held a few blocks from the Hollywood Car Museum in Vegas. It has a bunch of Liberace’s cars. They were gayer than he was.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (EXyHK)

137 Wiki sez Phyllis was married twice from 1939-75, but not after that. She lived until age 95 in 2012. I heard an interview with her from around 2010, and she was still sharp and funny.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles. at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (oftw2)

138 Phyllis wasn't married? What about all those stories she told about her husband Fang?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

I remember seeing Phyllis on Tattletales with one of her husbands, Warde Donovan. She left him when she found out he played for both sides. I don't think he was Fang.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (Q/uAJ)

139 Wait, there's a valet?
Posted by: The Grateful
-----------

NO, there IS NOT a valet! Don't let that bum take your car!

grumble, grumble... thought I got rid of that creepy impostor a month ago...
Posted by: JQ
*********
And that's the info a great bartender offers
* Puts a $100 bill in the tip jar*

Posted by: The Grateful at December 27, 2025 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

140 I believe they mean not married to one another. According to Wikipedia, Phyllis was married twice, once for 25 years, once for ten, both marriages ending g in divorce.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025

***
Oh -- Phyllis and Rip appeared as a team on the show, but the other other teams were of married couples. Got it.

Phyllis, about her trip on a cut-rate airline: "Our stewardess was so *old* . . . You know how some women get those little crow's feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:54 PM (wzUl9)

141 …But there ain't no bugs on me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

A hook to hang this on!
30-sec mindful video webwork from 2013
https://bit.ly/obama-so-fly

Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 10:56 PM (dESj/)

142 Suggestion?

Maybe get a girl friend for the moose out front.
Or get him 'fixed'...
The guy gets a little too 'excited' sometimes😳...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 10:57 PM (LNeRu)

143 Maybe get a girl friend for the moose out front.
Or get him 'fixed'...
The guy gets a little too 'excited' sometimes😳...

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Look closer. That's a beer tap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)

144 Ugh, just found out that Perry Bamonte (guitarist on Wish and Wild Mood Swings) passed away. RIP
youtu.be/w9xXCK28wDU

Posted by: gKWVE at December 27, 2025 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

145 Maybe get a girl friend for the moose out front.
Or get him 'fixed'...
The guy gets a little too 'excited' sometimes😳...

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Look closer. That's a beer tap.
Posted by: Cicero

So THAT'S where Moosehead Beer comes from.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2025 10:59 PM (c115l)

146 Look closer. That's a beer tap.
Posted by: Cicero
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Hahahaha...LOL! Hahahahahaha!

*buys Cicero a drink*

That was great!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

147 So I watched Stranger Things Season Five now through episode 7 and...some spoilers.

They gay-ed it up, as Netflix apparently has to do. And no, "coming out" was not a common thing in the 80s nor would people have been rah-rahing you for it. But there's something more interesting here.

Henry kidnaps an 11 year old Will, takes him to his alternate dimension, sticks his tentacle down Will throat and leaves a bit of his essence inside. This is a pedophile abusing a child turned into science fiction. And it is perfectly in character - Henry is cold and mostly unconcerned with any suffering achieving his own goals cause.

And so the irony here is this is indeed how young gay men are made but I don't think Netflix really though this through. This isn't, "Will its great you just randomly happen to be gay!" it is "This is horrible an older man raped you and that is why you are gay".

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:03 PM (sKqQm)

148 Maybe get a girl friend for the moose out front.
Or get him 'fixed'...
The guy gets a little too 'excited' sometimes😳...

Look closer. That's a beer tap.
Posted by: Cicero

So THAT'S where Moosehead Beer comes from.
Posted by: rickb223

Huh. I assumed it was named for the big head.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (nhCoE)

149 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)

150 Suggestion: Popcorn Machine. We need to snack/fill up on something and popcorn is not as calorie-laden as many snacks. Also, the smell will draw people in.

Posted by: Pee-Wee's Popcorn Box at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (oftw2)

151 Love cherry-lime flavor. They used to make a soda called a Rickey down at the soda shoppe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Lime Rickies, Colonial Drug, Scituate Harbor, early sixties. Classic soda fountain drink.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sl73Y)

152 complimentary nachos
Posted by: Don Black at December 27, 2025 10:33 PM
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Check out #120... Enjoy!

(Sorry, they were sold out of the cute dino nacho server thingys)

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:05 PM (rdVOm)

153 65 Winter Wonderland?

*Lacy things the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2025

***
That's the set of lyrics I have been trying to remember!

My version, for Swamp dwellers:

"Later on, we'll perspire --
('Is that A/C? Turn it higher!')
We drive and we grump
O'er potholes and bumps,
Sweating in a sticky swampy land!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 10:24 PM (wzUl9)

Walking in a nuclear winter wonderland

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (KNKj1)

154 151 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1

Short flight to Rio. Or Sydney.

Posted by: Carson-Elliot Enterprises at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (oftw2)

155 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)

There's a solution for that. Move to Australia. Maybe Pixy will rent you a room.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 11:07 PM (0vB2I)

156 They also made an "egg cream" which was chocolate syrup with milk and seltzer

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:07 PM (ofkVZ)

157 *sees Nurse at wobbly table*

Hey, girl! Have a Caesar, my treat! And a fresh plate of nachos!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:08 PM (rdVOm)

158 151 The amusing thing about New Year's - it would be more fun if it was 6 months later. Staying up until midnight on a nice summer's evening is a lot more fun then the dead of winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 27, 2025 11:04 PM (sKqQm)

We can't really move it to June 1, right after Memorial Day, and July 1 is way too close to Independence Day, but August 1 seems to be rather free of other entanglements. Let's do this, people!

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 11:08 PM (/TlUl)

159 Let's do this, people!
Posted by: tankdemon

Yeah! August is boring, for those of us what can't get over to Sturgis!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (rdVOm)

160 They also made an "egg cream" which was chocolate syrup with milk and seltzer
Posted by: San Franpsycho

There's no egg in an egg cream?

I suppose nowadays they'd use oat milk and call it a vegan egg cream.

Posted by: mikeski at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (nhCoE)

161 Short flight to Rio. Or Sydney.
Posted by: Carson-Elliot Enterprises at December 27, 2025 11:06 PM (oftw2)

You and I have a difference of opinion on the meaning of 'short.'

Posted by: tankdemon at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (/TlUl)

162 We had loads of fun hanging around Louie's Sweet Shop. Great malts, egg creams. We hardly ever paid Louie, though, and that made the runt quite snippy at times.

Posted by: The Bowery Boys at December 27, 2025 11:10 PM (oftw2)

163 Cat: I will sleep, and no matter how cute I appear, touch me and you will suffer.

Cat: I demand pettings, at all times and in all intensities. Stop and face my wrath.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2025 11:11 PM (CHHv1)

164 Yes, but are "Die Alone" and "Home Hard" Christmas movies?

Posted by: Piercello at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (NRGJj)

165 You and I have a difference of opinion on the meaning of 'short.'
Posted by: tankdemon

A lot less jet lag going to Rio.

Posted by: Southbound at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (oftw2)

166 Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?

Complimentary bags of Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (c115l)

167 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 27, 2025 11:11 PM (CHHv1)
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It sounds as if you and Robert have reached a modus vivendi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:14 PM (ofkVZ)

168 166 Yes, but are "Die Alone" and "Home Hard" Christmas movies?
Posted by: Piercello at December 27, 2025 11:12 PM (NRGJj)

If Home Hard is a Christmas movie, I've been in the Christmas spirit since the age of 12 or so.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 27, 2025 11:15 PM (AUL7F)

169 161 Yeah! August is boring, for those of us what can't get over to Sturgis!

Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:16 PM (LNeRu)

170 Suggestion, have old posts be searchable. Have the abilty to find older posts...
Posted by: srarcher at December 27, 2025 10:52

There was a link in the past, I've lost it. Anyone?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at December 27, 2025 11:17 PM (55Qr6)

171 Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....

Posted by: COMountainMarie

August 14 is Gay Uncles Day, apparently.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)

172 The morons in the next thread can tell you how to search old comments. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2025 11:21 PM (ofkVZ)

173 I bought a small ham for Christmas dinner. Haven't cooked it yet.

Tomorrow will be even colder than today, so will cook it for Sunday Supper & save the bone for ham n blackeyed peas on New Years Day.

Can't find chow-chow here, darn it... too far north. Need to make my own next year.

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:21 PM (rdVOm)

174 Chow chow. I haven't had that in years. It is so good with blackeyed peas. Or beans. Yum.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:23 PM (Q/uAJ)

175 Yeah, but I bet there's some kind of gay shit happenin' in August....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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?? Can't imagine why you might think I'd be interested in *that*?

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:24 PM (rdVOm)

176 Chow chow. I haven't had that in years. It is so good with blackeyed peas. Or beans. Yum.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Oh, yeah! Grandparents were from OK. Chow chow was a staple in their home! But Grandmother didn't make her own, and had no recipe to hand down. Sad!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

177 Oh, yeah! Grandparents were from OK. Chow chow was a staple in their home! But Grandmother didn't make her own, and had no recipe to hand down. Sad!

Posted by: JQ

My Grandfather made chow chow. If I can find a copy of his recipe, will gladly share it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:28 PM (Q/uAJ)

178 *buys drink for COMM*

Nurse was at the wobbly table a while ago...

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:28 PM (rdVOm)

179 Bedtime for yours truly. I look forward to chirping at you all on the Tech Thread!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 27, 2025 11:29 PM (wzUl9)

180 My Grandfather made chow chow. If I can find a copy of his recipe, will gladly share it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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{{{BarelyScaryMary}}}

Oh, wow! I'd be honored!

I tried a recipe from somewhere (don't remember, it's been decades) and it was .. okay .. and a bit of work, a long process. Cabbage, cauliflower, spices. Turmeric! stained my best cooking spoon...

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

181 'Night, Wolfus!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

182 Last week someone asked for the perfect song to blast into jihadi camps. I said slayer. Damn, I was wrong. I didn't consider Norwegian black metal. Good lord...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWYFBNrZ1M

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2025 11:34 PM (snZF9)

183 180 JQ

Smooches💋

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:34 PM (LNeRu)

184 All these people who are clamoring that they are going to get back at conservatives hard after Trump is gone. What is in their mind that makes them think that conservatives are masochists?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 27, 2025 11:37 PM (2oHWb)

185 JQ!
COMM!

My sweet lady friends! Where’s Rat?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2025 11:38 PM (IhIKR)

186 *smooches on cheek...just to be clear*🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:39 PM (LNeRu)

187 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

I may have left my Kindle at the Air BnB where we were staying - AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 27, 2025 11:39 PM (RiICY)

188 All these people who are clamoring that they are going to get back at conservatives hard after Trump is gone. What is in their mind that makes them think that conservatives are masochists?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Get "back at us" for *what*? For making their lives better? For stopping the theft of their tax money? For improving their communities?

smh

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:40 PM (rdVOm)

189 Where’s Rat?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Haven't seen him tonight. Will keep a seat for him, though.

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

190 I may have left my Kindle at the Air BnB where we were staying - AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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OH NO!!!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

191 JQ, I found the recipe in my Grandma's cookbook. I'll get it typed up for you for tomorrow's ONT. Lots of cabbage and green tomatoes and peppers and onions, oh my.. And turmeric, lol.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:42 PM (Q/uAJ)

192 I get emails from readers every week about not being able to read the blog on their phones.

So every time I have to edit a comment with a long web link that blows the margins, I think about them.

Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2025 11:43 PM (n9ltV)

193 Where’s Rat?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Haven't seen him tonight. Will keep a seat for him, though.
Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

Is he hiding from Robert the Cat (tm)?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 27, 2025 11:46 PM (S/Y4j)

194 JQ, I found the recipe in my Grandma's cookbook. I'll get it typed up for you for tomorrow's ONT. Lots of cabbage and green tomatoes and peppers and onions, oh my.. And turmeric, lol.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Oh, THANK YOU!

*buys drink for you*

You're awesome!!!!

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:47 PM (rdVOm)

195 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I thought you were already doing that?

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:47 PM (rdVOm)

196 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 27, 2025 11:43 PM (n9ltV)

What!?!? I thought this was America!

Posted by: Guy who thinks just adding spaces to a url is good enough at December 27, 2025 11:49 PM (0vB2I)

197 BarelyScaryMary--

Food threads are good for that, too! If you're willing to share with a wider audience, that is...

Posted by: JQ at December 27, 2025 11:49 PM (rdVOm)

198 I have never watched Die Hard. And I doubt I ever will. I am pretty sick of the memes, though. Beat it to death hard.

Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 11:51 PM (dESj/)

199 The Saturday Night Jokes are hilarious! Well done!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (rbKZ6)

200 For those who can't wait, here is a chow chow (southern relish) recipe.

https://tinyurl.com/36ta2ue9

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (0vB2I)

201 JQ, the food thread is great. Will share it there tomorrow.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 27, 2025 11:53 PM (Q/uAJ)

202 The sidebar story about the solution of both the Black Dahlia and Zodiac killings is pretty interesting. I do have to wonder if there were any unsolved murder cases in Chicago while the suspect was living there. Also did being a father calm the Zodiac down after 1968, since he lived until 1993.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 27, 2025 11:54 PM (Da7Vv)

203 Well, I can't wait around for Rat...
I'm still recovering from the festivities..
Thanks for the fine cocktail JQ!
Good night all you fine Morons 🙂

“If sleeping was an Olympic sport, I’d finally have a gold medal.”

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 27, 2025 11:55 PM (LNeRu)

204
My father loved chow chow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 27, 2025 11:56 PM (w6EFb)

205 Headline, Daniel Greenfield, Front Page:

Tucker Carlson: "I Don’t Know Anyone Who’s Been Killed by Radical Islam."

MiladyJo retorts:
"That's because they're dead!"

😃

Posted by: mindful webworker - so true m'dear at December 27, 2025 11:57 PM (dESj/)

206 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Loud and repetitive shaming sounds appropriate. But we must continue with no rules around communicating like proper adults, run on sentences allowed, and lack of punctuation.

Posted by: scampydog at December 27, 2025 11:59 PM (41CYW)

207 Mindful, I haven't seen Die Hard in years. I remember liking it, though. Bruce Willis was always enjoyable and Alan Rickman was a delightful villain.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:00 AM (Q/uAJ)

208 Thanks, Spudboy! Bookmarked!

Posted by: JQ at December 28, 2025 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

209 Good jokes.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:01 AM (jc0TO)

210 Today, GoodSon introduced me to Peter's Barque channel.

“Science Isn’t the Church’s Enemy — It’s One of Her Children.”
https://youtu.be/qcWTw-8ZtB0

The beat and sound after about 30 seconds strongly reminded me of
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
https://youtu.be/aGIgu02S3R4

Posted by: mindful webworker - for what it's worth at December 28, 2025 12:01 AM (dESj/)

211 A German man with 11,000 snowglobes, also collects the bones of prostitutes and hobos.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:02 AM (kYF0p)

212 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

shaming and flaming they way it was

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:02 AM (MTyBj)

213 198 I have never watched Die Hard. And I doubt I ever will. I am pretty sick of the memes, though. Beat it to death hard.
Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 11:51 PM (dESj/)

I don't like this thing I've never seen, and I don't like you continuing to like it either.

Posted by: Harumpf Squared at December 28, 2025 12:04 AM (RXpiW)

214 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sounds appropriate. For those of us with access via phone exclusively, its most obnoxious when people blow the margins because they are lazy af.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:05 AM (IhIKR)

215 The recipe Spudboy linked is similar to my Granddad's. The difference is that Granddad's recipe made a mess of chow chow. (A whole bunch, to non-Southerners).

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (Q/uAJ)

216
Iran is out of water. Haven't heard much about that lately.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (azNOR)

217 Maybe I should just ban anyone who doesn't use a url shortening app!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sounds appropriate. For those of us with access via phone exclusively, its most obnoxious when people blow the margins because they are lazy af.
Posted by: nur

that was the rule at one time

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (MTyBj)

218 I have never watched Die Hard. And I doubt I ever will. I am pretty sick of the memes, though. Beat it to death hard.
Posted by: mindful webworker - won't you help at December 27, 2025 11:51 PM (dESj/)

Well yippee-ki-yay MFer.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:06 AM (Fju+s)

219 Iran is out of water. Haven't heard much about that lately.
Posted by: Sem

there are bunches of things nobody hears about now

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:07 AM (MTyBj)

220 When I was young, my family went to a Russian military cemetery in East Germany. The monumental statuary was very impressive. Lots of soldiers, peasants, and party officials leaning into the glorious socialist future.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:07 AM (jc0TO)

221 We should just ban everyone.

The problem with this site is the commenters.

Posted by: Harumpf Squared at December 28, 2025 12:08 AM (RXpiW)

222 I mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).

It is roaming the house vacuuming as I type.

I am going to have to google how those things map and navigate. Dead reckoning? GPS?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (jc0TO)

223 We should just ban everyone.

The problem with this site is the commenters.
Posted by: Har

that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (MTyBj)

224 there are bunches of things nobody hears about now
Posted by: n

That's so true. Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.

Posted by: Stiffed Hat-Check Girl at December 28, 2025 12:11 AM (oftw2)

225 Night cap time. Thanks for a year of Club ONT fun, Horde. Will pop back in later. Don't blow out the margins!

Posted by: scampydog at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (41CYW)

226 mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).

that is a rather tactful way to get you to quit vacuuming the house naked.

you do no, however, have a device with a microphone and vidcam mapping and monitoring your entire house.

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (MTyBj)

227
222 I mentioned that Mrs928 asked for a roomba-style robot vacuum for Christmas. (the first time she has told me what she wanted in 44 Christmases, I guess I am just supposed to know).

It is roaming the house vacuuming as I type.

I am going to have to google how those things map and navigate. Dead reckoning? GPS?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 28, 2025 12:10 AM (jc0TO)

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1. Bonking into things.
2. Strips laid on the floor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2025 12:12 AM (azNOR)

228 That's so true. Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.
Posted by: Stiffe

ice or roller?

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:13 AM (MTyBj)

229
Nobody talks about the fact that both Rudy Vallee and Fred MacMurray were cheapskates.
Posted by: Stiffed Hat-Check Girl

Well!

Posted by: Zombie Jack Benny at December 28, 2025 12:13 AM (pkeXY)

230 that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though
Posted by: n

Tar and feathers

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:14 AM (IhIKR)

231 Not sure this is a good idea, but feel free to drop a card in the ol' suggestion box. How can we make the Club even better in 2026?
__________________________

I shouldn't have to say this because it is patently obvious. We should all have our own theme music. And, I'm not just talking about here at AOS HQ. I mean everywhere. I want my theme music to follow me around.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:15 AM (dIske)

232 that is a bit much, public beatings in hq square for first offenses would be approporiate though
Posted by: n

Tar and feathers
Posted by: nur

that's fine too but if she's cute then nothing but a good spanking.

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:16 AM (MTyBj)

233 I just had a weird thought

How are Ross and Monica Jewish? Being Jewish is matrilineal, right? And Judy Geller is as WASPish as they come. Unless I missed a step thinking this out.

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:16 AM (ZxPkt)

234
This thread is getting too gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:17 AM (rfhuc)

235 what we need is a gentlemanly dating advice thread

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:19 AM (MTyBj)

236 This thread is getting too gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Was it the cooking, Roomba, public humiliation, or "Friends" references that queered it for you?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:19 AM (Q/uAJ)

237
22 yr old Heather Locklear, dancing

https://is.gd/4EC3Z0

Her "mom" is 45 yr old Connie Stevens.
And Peter Marshall, Hollywood Squares host, is playing a perv. Enjoy!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:19 AM (rfhuc)

238 what we need is a gentlemanly dating advice thread
Posted by: n

No club her too hard. Mess up good cavewoman looks.

Posted by: Thag at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (nhCoE)

239 I shouldn't have to say this because it is patently obvious. We should all have our own theme music. And, I'm not just talking about here at AOS HQ. I mean everywhere. I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:15 AM (dIske)

If I were Supreme Leader, not only would walkup music for baseball players coming to bat, I would be in the stands with a 50 cal, firing juuuuuust behind the hitter to make him get his arse in the batters box as fast as possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (Fju+s)

240
Was it the cooking, Roomba, public humiliation, or "Friends" references that queered it for you?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

The music videos, and the crying about margins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:21 AM (VVRhQ)

241 Derrick Henry (BAL) set an NFL rushing record tonight...

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:21 AM (ZxPkt)

242 22 yr old Heather Locklear,

Jennifere aniston was the reboot of heather locklear

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:21 AM (MTyBj)

243 And spank
And spank
And SPANK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2025 12:22 AM (IhIKR)

244 > I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson
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I have a theme song
"Time Is Tight" by Booker T & The MGs

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:23 AM (ZxPkt)

245
Jennifer Aniston couldn't hold a candle next to Heather Locklear.

JA is a bitch-face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (VVRhQ)

246 I've never watched a single episode of Friends.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (Q/uAJ)

247 If I were Supreme Leader, not only would walkup music for baseball players coming to bat, I would be in the stands with a 50 cal, firing juuuuuust behind the hitter to make him get his arse in the batters box as fast as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:20 AM (Fju+s)

Be banned, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2025 12:25 AM (Fju+s)

248 244 > I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson

Yakety Sax?

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2025 12:25 AM (YGRGv)

249 This was very nearly the hq theme song for a bit

https://tinyurl.com/34zcuws5

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:26 AM (MTyBj)

250 Jennifer Aniston couldn't hold a candle next to Heather Locklear.

JA is a bitch-face.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:24 AM (VVRhQ)

+++++++++++++++++++

All about preferences I suppose. In that video I found Heather Locklear to be the third most attractive actor.

1. a young Connie Sellecca
2. Shari Belafonte
3. Heather Locklear

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:29 AM (dIske)

251 ya grumpy old men
later

Posted by: Don Black at December 28, 2025 12:30 AM (ZxPkt)

252 All about preferences I suppose.

Posted by: Ors

nah, it is a matter of right and wrong cute and ugly are objective.

Posted by: n at December 28, 2025 12:31 AM (MTyBj)

253
ya grumpy old men
later
Posted by: Don Black

Go watch a football game, ya hockey puck.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2025 12:32 AM (O5qPS)

254
248 244 > I want my theme music to follow me around.
Posted by: Orson

Yakety Sax?

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2025 12:25 AM (YGRGv)
_________________________________

I thought this one might work.

Dumbass - Dennis Steven Wright

https://tinyurl.com/2yw4tm58

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:33 AM (dIske)

255 1. a young Connie Sellecca
2. Shari Belafonte
3. Heather Locklear
Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2025 12:29 AM (dIske)

All three are amazing. But imagine them with penises.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 28, 2025 12:33 AM (+Lzjc)

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