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Over 100 Minnesota Mayors Declare That Tim Walz Has Bankrupted the State With Unchecked Fraud and Rampant Spending;
Tim Walz Blames "White Supremacy"

The article says 98 mayors signed up to this letter, but now more than 100 have signed it.

Fox News
@FoxNews

CITIES REVOLT: A group of 98 Minnesota mayors warned Gov. Tim Walz and state lawmakers that fiscal mismanagement, fraud and unchecked spending are straining city budgets and forcing higher property taxes.

In a letter, the mayors cited the loss of an $18 billion surplus, a projected multibillion-dollar deficit and unfunded state mandates they say are cutting services and pushing costs onto residents and businesses.

Apparently an organization exposed a sudden surge in the school lunch program, suspecting phantom students and, yes, fraud. So then their offices were firebombed.

Coincidence? We'll see but I doubt it.

This was a lefty claim on X yesterday -- white men were never demanded to apologize for being white and male. Despite major corporations and all of the media demanding just that.

Noted Conservative Jonah Goldberg pushed the claim:

Meanwhile: Somalis, who were let into this country in the 90s, were apparently the heroes of Lexington and Concord.

We owe them everything. Including tens of billions of taxpayer dollars stolen in perfectly justifiable Somali Reparations.


Bonus: "How dare we say Merry Christmas!"

She sounds like she's had six glasses of, erm, "Christmas Cheer," as usual.

The media refuses to cover her daydrinking alcoholism the same way it refused to acknowledge Biden's dementia.

Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Surprising no one. I think he was picked for VP because he was severely compromised.

Posted by: Ann at December 24, 2025 03:24 PM (G2vez)

2 She sounds like she's had six glasses of, erm, "Christmas Cheer," as usual.

christmas cheer is best cheer

Posted by: kamala at December 24, 2025 03:24 PM (edU/H)

3 Jonah Goldberg keeping the NeverTrump grift alive ten years later. It's almost impressive.

Almost.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 24, 2025 03:25 PM (UdiE9)

4 He has bankrupted the state. Minnesota is f*cked. They did it to themselves.

Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 03:26 PM (G1OIb)

5 Some states value retards more than others.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:26 PM (PIdvu)

6 I remember how it was in the U.S. before the Somalis arrived. We lived in huts and ate dirt, and the only thing on TV was a test pattern.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 03:26 PM (COQGW)

7 Kamala speaks in cursive all the time and I'm betting she keeps a bottle in her purse like it was hot sauce.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2025 03:27 PM (c+QVv)

8 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
19h
HOLY SMOKES. It’s now coming out that Somalis buy homes in Minnesota to use as “home care,” they sit empty, then bill the state for MILLIONS per year

455 homes CONFIRMED.

“Somalis figured out the perfect plan on how to scam MN taxpayers.”

INFURIATING.
Dec 24, 2025 · 1:16 AM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2025 03:27 PM (rbvCR)

9 Jonah Goldberg keeping the NeverTrump grift alive ten years later. It's almost impressive.

I'm particularly impressed that he's kept his "newsletter" going with 5 subscribers.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 24, 2025 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

10 " I remember how it was in the U.S. before the Somalis arrived. We lived in huts and ate dirt, and the only thing on TV was a test pattern.
Posted by: Cicero"

And oh, the Polio!

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

11 How would Lexington and Concord have ever happened without the retards?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (PIdvu)

12 I lived in Boston for nearly 20 years and I don't remember a Somalian doing anything positive for the city. I don't even remember seeing a Somalian for that matter.

They are in the just say something stupid phase.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (viF8m)

13 Sad story - when I got to the comments, I saw I was first, but was using a different browser on my phone that didn’t have my nic loaded. By the time I got that straightened out - well, you can see how embarrassingly low I am in the comments.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (Vpqw1)

14 I remember how it was in the U.S. before the Somalis arrived. We lived in huts and ate dirt, and the only thing on TV was a test pattern.

It was especially dire before Somalis invented penicillin.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (Riz8t)

15 Minnesota should really be in the category of red states overwhelmed by one big pile of city criminals.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 24, 2025 03:29 PM (Cjt/F)

16 Somalians make the best Irishmen!

Posted by: Zombie Mayor James Curley at December 24, 2025 03:30 PM (AWSqF)

17 Reynolds v Simms really needs to get more attention.

This was the SCOTUS ruling that held that state districts must have "roughly equal" population. This is the opposite of how things work at the federal level, with representation being based on each state.

Because of this, cities get all the power and the bulk of the area of a state is underrepresented.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 24, 2025 03:30 PM (fsyiM)

18 BREAKING: DOJ finds 1 million more Epstein documents. May take weeks to release.

Seriously

Posted by: Billy Silly at December 24, 2025 03:31 PM (Vu7A1)

19
Ace, that's Man's Man Tim Walz, right?

Because he's a man's man.

He says were "they're scared shit of me" because "I can fix a truck."

A true man's man. Amirite?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 03:31 PM (yreN9)

20 9 Jonah Goldberg keeping the NeverTrump grift alive ten years later. It's almost impressive.

I'm particularly impressed that he's kept his "newsletter" going with 5 subscribers.
Posted by: Archimedes
========
Maintains plausibility for Jonah to go as a panelist on media shows which is his real purpose for his funders.

He should really transition to go all the way to fill his clown shoes.

Poor man's William Krystol without the cruises or the smirk.

Posted by: whig at December 24, 2025 03:31 PM (WDjG6)

21 somalia, somalia, it's a heck of a town
badah-dahdah=dah

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 03:32 PM (CWTWj)

22 Kamala sounded toasty when she gave dating advice yesterday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 03:32 PM (To7on)

23 You never *had* to. Just like me with my wife and her bull.

Posted by: Jonah at December 24, 2025 03:32 PM (E0p3T)

24 Seems like a lot of documents. It's almost as if something more sinister was going on in the background.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:32 PM (PIdvu)

25 She sounds like she's had six glasses of, erm, "Christmas Cheer," as usual.

christmas cheer is best cheer
Posted by: kamala

Bottoms up!

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at December 24, 2025 03:32 PM (f/3mU)

26 He says were "they're scared shit of me" because "I can fix a truck."

A true man's man. Amirite?


Rumor has it he eats carburetors for breakfast!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 03:33 PM (COQGW)

27 Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah and a joyous season.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2025 03:33 PM (c+QVv)

28 One of my favorite Somalians, John Harvard, founded a college in Boston.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 24, 2025 03:34 PM (Vpqw1)

29 ...you can see how embarrassingly low I am in the comments.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 24, 2025 03:28 PM (Vpqw1)
=====

Embarrassed for you girl.

But at this point does it really matter?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2025 03:34 PM (To7on)

30 walz is a man because he eats tofu medium rare and washes it down with single malted milk

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 03:35 PM (CWTWj)

31 It gets worse every day. Whistleblowers are demanding to know what role Gwen Walz plays in hiring decisions:

https://tinyurl.com/49773hwb

Posted by: beckster at December 24, 2025 03:36 PM (I7J98)

32 I'm out. Wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and Happy Holidays for those celebrating Kwanzaa. The last is purely in the realm of land acknowledgments.

Posted by: whig at December 24, 2025 03:36 PM (WDjG6)

33 The English Puritans were confused about geography and thought they were sailing to Somalia to establish a colony.

Posted by: Zombie Mayor James Curley at December 24, 2025 03:36 PM (AWSqF)

34 Mayor Wu was raised in Chicago and educated at Harvard. I see the problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 03:37 PM (2vrAX)

35 If she was educated, why is she so fucking stupid?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:38 PM (PIdvu)

36 I think the mayor of Boston might be even more retarded than Tim Walz.. if that’s possible

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 24, 2025 03:38 PM (czfTj)

37 Tax fraud is a crime that the DOJ can be called in on. And the penalties can cost the state plenty of $$$$. Minnesota tax payers will not be happy.

Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 03:38 PM (G1OIb)

38 Is there nothing whitey can't do ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 24, 2025 03:38 PM (Rbvxz)

39 FUN FACT: Somalis made rubber into a valuable industrial commodity when they figured out how to vulcanize it by adding sulphur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2025 03:38 PM (COQGW)

40 "How dare we speak Merry Christmas!" sure sounds like that Greta Doomberg gremlin doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at December 24, 2025 03:40 PM (8uzBS)

41 The strange behavior of Democrat-Communists leads me to believe, with 100% confidence, that they are taking an awful lot of money from Somali grifters and the Cartels.

Posted by: Florida Bound at December 24, 2025 03:40 PM (qUkBO)

42
You know who else is a true man's man?

Rock Hudson.
Bruce Jenner
Hugh Jackman
Corey Booker

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 03:40 PM (yreN9)

43 The skyline of Somalia must be dotted with gleaming skyscrapers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (PIdvu)

44 CITIES REVOLT: A group of 98 Minnesota mayors warned Gov. Tim Walz
--------

Ahhh...a palette cleanser after the last distasteful thread, perhaps?

Thank you Ace

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (QGaXH)

45 Have they decided what percentage for winning World War II is due to the Somalis?

It's funny, I am starting to see police body cam footage on U-Tube of Somalis getting pulled over while hauling a dozen cars or campers and telling the State Patrol officers that they don't need commercial driver's licenses, or to stop for truck scales, or carry manifests. And when the State Patrol Officers tell the driver that the trucks are listed as stolen, the Wonder-Somalis insist the State Patrol officer does not understand the law, is lying or is only trying to get a bribe from the Somali.

Almost like the Patrol Officers have been seeing this for a while but now think they won't get in trouble if it gets leaked to the Internet.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (/gRa9)

46 Is Greta still in the Pokey?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (PIdvu)

47 He has bankrupted the state. Minnesota is f*cked. They did it to themselves.

THEY really did. Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Iowa. Weaponized nice. Clueless people - by choice.

Easy to see why a Walz could float to the top.

Posted by: Howdy at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (lliyN)

48
Keep note, this is just a day after all Democrats claim they "never" tried to force White People to apologize for being White.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 03:41 PM (yreN9)

49 Mayor Wu could go on a tour with the mayor of Chicago. She could claim Boston was created by Somalians, and the Chicago guy could claim Chicago was built by slaves and feather Indians. Laugh riot. Kind of like the monologues in Spinal Tap.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 24, 2025 03:42 PM (3/XaG)

50 Raining cats and dogs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 03:43 PM (Kt19C)

51
tim walz, a man's man

So manly that only a real man can understand.

So manly, he's "comfortable" with his "sexuality."

So manly, he's "in touch" with his "feminine side."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 24, 2025 03:43 PM (yreN9)

52 Kamala is a lunatic, and foreign national tribalism is killing the country.

Remember, it didn't end well for General George Armstrong Custer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 24, 2025 03:44 PM (nljXp)

53 Gwen Walz, ultimate Karen

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at December 24, 2025 03:44 PM (jvxGE)

54 I'd like to know how nobody in the federal government ever said "Why the hell are we sending $18 billion in aid to Minnesota?".

Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2025 03:44 PM (viF8m)

55 A group of 98 Minnesota mayors

...who have been onboard with this shit for years, have detected a shift in the wind.

Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2025 03:46 PM (mexfo)

56 27 Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah and a joyous season.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2025 03:33 PM (c+QVv)

Same to you CaliGirl

Hope things are ok in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 03:46 PM (QGaXH)

57 54 I'd like to know how nobody in the federal government ever said "Why the hell are we sending $18 billion in aid to Minnesota?".

Posted by: JackStraw


You must be new here.

Seriously, you of all people must understand that they all knew exactly what was going on and their only question was "how do I get some of that."

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 24, 2025 03:46 PM (fsyiM)

58 >>Meanwhile: Somalis, who were let into this country in the 90s, were apparently the heroes of Lexington and Concord.


Particularly galling from a Taiwanese Commie mayor.
The Somalis didn't make America, and neither did YOU!
You all go home now, regardless of your "documentation," freakin' paperwork Americans.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 03:48 PM (NuV6c)

59 JackStraw, the fish rots from the head first. 6 different committees on appropriations and shit like this is standard business.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 03:48 PM (sDNVV)

60 CITIES REVOLT

Sire, the cities are revolting!

Posted by: Harvey Korman at December 24, 2025 03:48 PM (mexfo)

61 Jonah Goniff needs to fuck right off. He literally wrote the book on corporations "voluntarily" following Party demands. Or at least put his name on Claremont work

Posted by: GKWVE at December 24, 2025 03:48 PM (5KYMb)

62 It appears that the American Experiment offices were firebombed at the beginning of last year. Hinderaker reported that two other conservative organizations were also hit about the same time.

Posted by: KT at December 24, 2025 03:49 PM (7vIsy)

63 >>I'd like to know how nobody in the federal government ever said "Why the hell are we sending $18 billion in aid to Minnesota?".



Because Minnesota decided to save money and eliminated the State Auditor position.

Seriously. There has been no oversight for years!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 03:50 PM (NuV6c)

64 3 Jonah Goldberg keeping the NeverTrump grift alive ten years later. It's almost impressive.

Almost.

Posted by: the lower depths



Almost. I have to wonder. Who is his audience now? His sad posts on X are the pathetic mewlings of a has been. The times have passed him by and he still thinks its 2003.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 24, 2025 03:51 PM (sAmhv)

65 "Because Minnesota decided to save money and eliminated the State Auditor position."

Pennywise and clownfoolish.

Posted by: GKWVE at December 24, 2025 03:51 PM (5KYMb)

66 I have worked with many deluded people. I see it every day.

It especially hit home with my family -- people believe what they need to believe to justify their own position.

The Somalians really believe this shit.
Likewise, the palestinians believe the British stole Big Ben from them.
Likewise, the Africans believe they really were "kangz and shit"

And worst of all, the muzzies believe that they are superior and their theft is only taking what allah (piss on him) granted them; their raping of white girls is a virtue, and there really are 72 virgins awaiting them.

It's a dog eat dog world and we have to figure out how to get our side to wake up.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 24, 2025 03:51 PM (fsyiM)

67 If Mayor Wu were not working for the CCP what would she do differently?

Clearly their long game is to demoralize and weaken the fabric of their long-term adversary by attacking our economy, culture, physical and spiritual wellbeing, our values and social cohesion. And they do so by ruthlessly exploiting their foreign nationals either directly or by intimidation. It's possible she's just a home grown commie, but I think this is a legitimate question.

Posted by: Zek at December 24, 2025 03:51 PM (5FPX4)

68 The DNC is $16m in debt . A lot of big money donors aren't supporting the party because bof it's craziness. Merry Christmas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 03:51 PM (2vrAX)

69 >>> It gets worse every day. Whistleblowers are demanding to know what role Gwen Walz plays in hiring decisions:

https://tinyurl.com/49773hwb
Posted by: beckster at December 24, 2025 03:36 PM (I7J9


That commie chick seriously creeps me out.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 03:52 PM (3uBP9)

70 James Clerk Maxwell, a noted Somalian, articulated Maxwell's Equations which unified theories of magnetism and electricity, previously thought to be separate phenomena.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 03:52 PM (QGaXH)

71 Was cat napping

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

72 >>The Somalians really believe this shit.
Likewise, the palestinians believe the British stole Big Ben from them.
Likewise, the Africans believe they really were "kangz and shit"

And worst of all, the muzzies believe that they are superior and their theft is only taking what allah (piss on him) granted them; their raping of white girls is a virtue, and there really are 72 virgins awaiting them.



Which is why we should not have been paying NGOs to bring millions of them to settle here.
Totally incompatible w/estern civilization.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 03:53 PM (NuV6c)

73 I do recall those murals of John Adams eating sticky rice with his fingers.

Posted by: Zek at December 24, 2025 03:53 PM (5FPX4)

74 63 >>I'd like to know how nobody in the federal government ever said "Why the hell are we sending $18 billion in aid to Minnesota?".



Because Minnesota decided to save money and eliminated the State Auditor position.

Seriously. There has been no oversight for years!

-----

Well, I think there were some decent federal prosecutors, but nobody paid attention to them until the NYT wrote that the fraud occurred on Walz' watch.

There was also a group of mostly Democrat federal employees who tried to warm Kamala to steer clear of Walz. They were ignored too.

Posted by: KT at December 24, 2025 03:54 PM (7vIsy)

75 Pennywise and clownfoolish.
Posted by: GKWVE
----

ISWYDT

We could only hope Pennywise would take up residence in Minnesota.

Posted by: clarence at December 24, 2025 03:54 PM (MXMX4)

76 >> If Mayor Wu were not working for the CCP what would she do differently?

IIRC, her grandparents immigrated from China to Taiwan, then her parent immigrated from Taiwan to USA.
CCP is not a longshot.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 03:55 PM (NuV6c)

77 A group of 98 Minnesota mayors warned Gov. Tim Walz and state lawmakers that [their] fiscal mismanagement...are bankrupting straining city budgets and forcing higher property taxes.

As in 8% or more. In other news Hakeem's Sombrero is citing this as another example of Trump failing to bring down costs.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 24, 2025 03:55 PM (HTCU3)

78 Because Minnesota decided to save money and eliminated the State Auditor position.

It is possible- just possible- that our government has instituted itself to plunder our wealth.

Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2025 03:56 PM (mexfo)

79 >>>He should really transition to go all the way to fill his clown shoes.

Poor man's William Krystol without the cruises or the smirk.

Posted by: whig

>Remember, when you mess with the bull, your wife gets the horns.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 24, 2025 03:56 PM (nljXp)

80 50 Raining cats and dogs.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 24, 2025 03:43 PM (Kt19C)

and little fishies here in O.C.

At least it's not snowing....

Oh...wait...crap....(kidding)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 03:56 PM (QGaXH)

81 Any state employees, from the Governor on down that knew about defrauding the Federal Government could receive up to ten years in prison.

Posted by: Case at December 24, 2025 03:57 PM (G1OIb)

82 The "Somali Rot" in MN is just one form of the rot that pervades every leftist shithole. I find it particularly offensive because of the smugness permeating out them and their supporters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 24, 2025 03:57 PM (NwnyJ)

83 I'm beginning to believe it was providence that PDT lost the second election .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 03:58 PM (sDNVV)

84 Shoveling tax payer money out of the County

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

85 58 >>Meanwhile: Somalis, who were let into this country in the 90s, were apparently the heroes of Lexington and Concord.


Particularly galling from a Taiwanese Commie mayor.
The Somalis didn't make America, and neither did YOU!
You all go home now, regardless of your "documentation," freakin' paperwork Americans.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 03:48 PM (NuV6c)

'you been here four hour. You go home now.....'

Obligatory.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 03:58 PM (QGaXH)

86 Timmah is the whitest of the white.

He, his wife, and his kids are batshit crazy as well.

A minstrel show for their Somali patrons.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 24, 2025 03:59 PM (TezPK)

87 I’m as pasty as they can be and I GUARANTEE you if I try to walk past CBP and ignore then on a return trip from outside the United States I WILL get my ass kicked by CBP agents.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 24, 2025 04:00 PM (Wv0GD)

88 The CCP asset is right. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are great Somalians.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2025 04:00 PM (ciXcx)

89 83 I'm beginning to believe it was providence that PDT lost the second election .
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2025 03:58 PM (sDNVV)

Sometimes it looks like that. The Lord works in mysterious ways, and all that.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2025 04:00 PM (h7ZuX)

90 I remember when Kamala would play "We wish you a Merry Christmas" on the Fluteophone.

Posted by: THE GHOST OF WILLIE BROWN at December 24, 2025 04:00 PM (g4+28)

91 Fking Tim Walz is a Chinese Marxist
End of story

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

92 James Clerk Maxwell, a noted Somalian, articulated Maxwell's Equations which unified theories of magnetism and electricity, previously thought to be separate phenomena.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
-------

I never get any credit.

Posted by: Oliver Heaviside at December 24, 2025 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

93 My beloved Saratoga has a particularly noxious immigrant from the Subcontinent who rode the DEI train onto a tenured Professorship in Genderbullshit at Skidmore, then became an activist politician. She got elected as City Finance Commissioner and started executing the Marxist playbook of creating all these "public private partnerships" (i.e. network of progressive grifters) to direct City money without accountability and build a power base.

Recently voted out/failed upward to a County position. Not saying all foreigners are commies but why are so many of the commies foreigners?

Posted by: Zek at December 24, 2025 04:01 PM (5FPX4)

94 tim walz, a man's man

So manly that only a real man can understand.
So manly, he's "comfortable" with his "sexuality."
So manly, he's "in touch" with his "feminine side."
Posted by: Soothsayer

TLDR Edition: he's a seasonal crossdresser so he can show solidarity with the Gay Pride season.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at December 24, 2025 04:01 PM (HTCU3)

95 There was also a group of mostly Democrat federal employees who tried to warm Kamala to steer clear of Walz. They were ignored too.

If something happens to Walz (and given the DNC hates him, it seems likely he'll get the Rod Blagovich treatment) then Kamala picking him will be even more hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2025 04:02 PM (ciXcx)

96 Imagine your interment camp with Glen Walz in charge. Beaten with bamboo, burned with hot pokers, sleep deprivation, and that crazy bint doing her whole hand flapping, "Turn the page, Turn the page, Turn the page,..." forever

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

97 gwen**

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:02 PM (3uBP9)

98 The Boston mayor is more retarded than Tim Walz. Let that sink in...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 24, 2025 04:03 PM (XMwZJ)

99 92 James Clerk Maxwell, a noted Somalian, articulated Maxwell's Equations which unified theories of magnetism and electricity, previously thought to be separate phenomena.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
-------

I never get any credit.
Posted by: Oliver Heaviside at December 24, 2025 04:01 PM (XeU6L)

Hush! You have a Unit Function named after you.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:03 PM (QGaXH)

100 She sounds like she's had six glasses of, erm, "Christmas Cheer," as usual.

The media refuses to cover her daydrinking alcoholism the same way it refused to acknowledge Biden's dementia.
Posted by: Ace at 03:20 PM

Did you see her giving out "dating advice" recently?

tinyurl.com/4pxvukjy

Posted by: pookysgirl, decorating Christmas cookies at December 24, 2025 04:04 PM (Wt5PA)

101 in her first christmas message, president harris wants us to know that undocumented border crossings this year only amounted to an average of a thousand a day and you can get a good price on boxed wine and pictures of walz in his lululemon ski pants. also atty general hillary clinton has urged the now 13 member supreme court to keep donald trump in prison while awaiting his trial for treason, insurrection and violating the hate speech clause of the first amendment

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 04:04 PM (CWTWj)

102 >>Imagine your interment camp with Glen Walz in charge. Beaten with bamboo, burned with hot pokers, sleep deprivation, and that crazy bint doing her whole hand flapping, "Turn the page, Turn the page, Turn the page,..." forever

I will never forget that speech. Her eyes were bugging out of her head and she had that goofy overbite smile. She looked and sounded seriously deranged.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2025 04:04 PM (viF8m)

103 Larry Bird was one of the first Somalians to be on the cover of a video game.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2025 04:06 PM (ciXcx)

104 >>The Boston mayor is more retarded than Tim Walz. Let that sink in...


Seem to recall she had a 'no whites invited/bureaucrats of color only' holiday party last year. Didn't apologise when it was leaked.

So do go on, Jonah, about how that anti-white stuff has been no bigee.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (NuV6c)

105
FUN FACT: Orville and Wilber Wright were originally Somali. They were force by the white patriarchy, to go around in White Face just to ship their airplane to Kitty Hawk.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (QVmho)

106 >>>
Did you see her giving out "dating advice" recently?

tinyurl.com/4pxvukjy

Posted by: pookysgirl, decorating Christmas cookies at December 24, 2025 04:04 PM (Wt5PA)


What's with the ancient history wired headphones getup she uses? Where did they come up with that look? From hobos?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (3uBP9)

107 Hey mah sistah's also mah wife! How baht that smahty?

Posted by: A True Bostonian at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (5FPX4)

108 Neil Armstrong, of the Somalian Space Program, was first man on the moon. English not being his first language, he flubbed his line as he stepped off the LEM.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (QGaXH)

109 The first human on Mars will follow the long tradition of being Somalian.

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:08 PM (vFG9F)

110
George Washington recruited heavily from his Somali Special Forces to cross the Delaware River.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 04:09 PM (QVmho)

111 Walz is the kind of guy who wasn't born with any gay inclinations. He cultivated them.

Posted by: he sucks cock by choice at December 24, 2025 04:09 PM (Zc9aP)

112 i understand that the sermon on the mount was originally broadcast over the somali broadcast system. ini solmali

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 24, 2025 04:09 PM (CWTWj)

113 69 >>> It gets worse every day. Whistleblowers are demanding to know what role Gwen Walz plays in hiring decisions:

https://tinyurl.com/49773hwb
Posted by: beckster at December 24, 2025 03:36 PM (I7J9


That commie chick seriously creeps me out.
______________
Me too. I'm from MN and know people that know her and they say she's batshit crazy.

Posted by: beckster at December 24, 2025 04:10 PM (I7J98)

114 >>George Washington recruited heavily from his Somali Special Forces to cross the Delaware River.


Those Marblehead sea merchants were known for their bravery!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:10 PM (NuV6c)

115 Somali automobiles were the first to introduce such innovations as electric starters, hydraulic brakes and air conditioning.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

116
Louis Pasteur was in fact NOT French. He was Somali. Thise thieving colonialist French made him claim a different nationality.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 04:11 PM (QVmho)

117 The great Somalian Patrick Henry famously said "Give me liberty, or give me Minnesota!".

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:11 PM (vFG9F)

118 Did you see her giving out "dating advice" recently?

tinyurl.com/4pxvukjy


Honest dating advice from her would be "find Willie Brown and start unzipping".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 24, 2025 04:11 PM (ciXcx)

119 I see Trump is participating in the NORAD Christmas Santa tracking tradition.

Is there anything he can't do?

We simply don't deserve him!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:11 PM (QGaXH)

120 "The great Somalian Patrick Henry famously said "Give me liberty, or give me Minnesota! -fd"

You can have it.

Posted by: Everyone else at December 24, 2025 04:12 PM (5FPX4)

121 >>> FUN FACT: Orville and Wilber Wright were originally Somali. They were force by the white patriarchy, to go around in White Face just to ship their airplane to Kitty Hawk.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 24, 2025 04:07 PM (QVmho)


There was a big stink around about December 17 where Venezuela was entirely shocked to realize that other people thought they were the first to build a powered flying vehicle. See, I guess it's taught there that because of some silly eurogay certifying authority didn't witness the Wright brothers it wasn't official and therefore some Venezuelan joker was actually first because some smelly french dude was watching him. They really believe this. And so they were yelling about it all day.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:12 PM (3uBP9)

122 With masses of evidence building up against Walz, Pam Bondi is considering a new shade of lipstick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:12 PM (abIsI)

123 I just did a search on the governor of Illinois, and I must say, they picked a real winner.

No wonder Trump is compelled to do what is necessary for the citizens of the state. That glob of canine feces clinging to my boot looked just like him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 24, 2025 04:12 PM (nljXp)

124 IIRC, George Bailey, after saving the Building & Loan from a depression era run… with only $2 left he grabbed those two dollar bills and referred to them as “2 beautiful somolians” and suggested they put them in the safe together overnight to see if they’d procreate….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at December 24, 2025 04:12 PM (SSHra)

125 I cannot find a single somali that was not a net negative for this country. Not one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 04:13 PM (0U5gm)

126 "I cannot find a single somali that was not a net negative for this country. Not one.
Posted by: Thomas Paine "

Oh come on. "Common Sense" was great!

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:14 PM (vFG9F)

127 Little known fact: John Roebling was only able to design and build the Brooklyn bridge because of the Somalian engineer who developed wire cable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:14 PM (XeU6L)

128 This is what I've been waiting for. The amount of fraud in California is going to dwarf Minnesota.

>>

@Rightanglenews
·
37m
>>BREAKING - A 92-page report by the California State Auditor has found that over $70 billion in taxpayer funds have been lost, including $2.5 billion in SNAP fraud, $24 billion on fighting homelessness, and $18 billion for a high-speed rail where not a single track has been laid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2025 04:15 PM (viF8m)

129 Benjamin Franklin, who was not Somalian, did say that he enjoyed them very much.

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (vFG9F)

130 I see Trump is participating in the NORAD Christmas Santa tracking tradition.

Is there anything he can't do?

We simply don't deserve him!!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:11 PM (QGaXH)
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No doubt the Left is going to portray President Trump as mobilizing ICE against Santa Claus, thus denying Somali children their Christmas presents.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (ESVrU)

131 Man would have never been able to walk on the Moon without Somalian knowhow.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (abIsI)

132 The family name was originally Foordu, one of the most respected Somali clans.

The Wite-out ppl changed it at Ellis Island

Posted by: Henry Foordu at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (f/3mU)

133 >>I cannot find a single somali that was not a net negative for this country. Not one.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (NuV6c)

134 Keep saying I am surprised Somalians haven't taken up fast speed boats and pirating ships in the Great lakes, hold them for ransom

Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

135 BREAKING: DOJ finds 1 million more Epstein documents. May take weeks to release.

Seriously

-----

The vaunted SDNY office "found" these documents.

"Sat on" is probably more accurate.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at December 24, 2025 04:17 PM (2ov6M)

136 “This is what happens when they no longer hide the idea of white supremacy. When you hear the Vice president of the United States talk about now, white people don't have to apologize for being white."

"That's never happened once in my whole damn life!"
==

And thus, the Dems just tossed the "reparations" arguments into the dustbin of history. Like they never happened. Thanks, Governor Jazz Hands!

Posted by: mrp at December 24, 2025 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

137
Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch

You never *had* to.

--------------

"The Conservative Case for not taking the mandatory clot shot and losing your job."

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 24, 2025 04:17 PM (hFCFR)

138 The M-5 Multitronic Unit was built by a Somalian!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at December 24, 2025 04:17 PM (vFG9F)

139 I think he was picked for VP because he was severely compromised.
Posted by: Ann

Biden broke the glass floor on the minimum IQ for a president, so why not nominate another retard.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 24, 2025 04:18 PM (vNO59)

140 What did people call Somalis before they invented the lightbulb?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 04:18 PM (PIdvu)

141 @128 I'm not sure in NY if you could separate fraud from proper payments. I'd be willing to bet the fraud equals that of California

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 04:19 PM (2vrAX)

142 Minnesota is ushering in the Socialist Workers Paradise one inbred low IQ somali at a time. Soon, we all will not have to work and we can let our fellow white rayciss americans pay for our way thru life.

Thank you Tim Walz!

Posted by: Minnesota Voters at December 24, 2025 04:19 PM (R/m4+)

143 Marley was actually a Muslim Somali ghost who visited Scrooge, and brought about his redemption. Dickens stole this tale from ancient Somali literature.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:19 PM (XeU6L)

144 Just because it went berserk and killed a bunch of people is no reason to condemn all M-5 Multitronic units.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to Star Trek at December 24, 2025 04:19 PM (vFG9F)

145 I recently gorged on some Somali cuisine rated four stars by the Michelin Guide, but I had to sit on a dirt floor with the flies and eat it with my hands.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 24, 2025 04:20 PM (nljXp)

146 142 Minnesota is ushering in the Socialist Workers Paradise one inbred low IQ somali at a time. Soon, we all will not have to work and we can let our fellow white rayciss americans pay for our way thru life.

Thank you Tim Walz!
Posted by: Minnesota Voters


Some of the dumbest people I've ever met were from Minnesota.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:20 PM (abIsI)

147 127 Little known fact: John Roebling was only able to design and build the Brooklyn bridge because of the Somalian engineer who developed wire cable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:14 PM (XeU6L)

IIRC Roebling was a graduate of a little known Somalian engineering school in Troy, Somalia known as RPI.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:20 PM (QGaXH)

148 How does one have ancient literature without a written language?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 24, 2025 04:21 PM (PIdvu)

149 133 >>I cannot find a single somali that was not a net negative for this country. Not one.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:16 PM (NuV6c)

She's cool but all the others need to go.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 24, 2025 04:21 PM (c+QVv)

150 In WWII, the US Army Air Forces relied on the Somali al-Nurdeen bombsight

Posted by: Boston NPR at December 24, 2025 04:21 PM (f/3mU)

151 These asshole mayors need to open the windows wide and embrace the life-affirming scent of burning tires.

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2025 04:21 PM (2HfbY)

152 >>She's cool but all the others need to go.

Yup

Posted by: Lizzy at December 24, 2025 04:21 PM (NuV6c)

153 All American jurisprudence is capricious and fraudulent and nobody should feel guilty when it snatches him up in its clutches.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 04:22 PM (BI5O2)

154 Billy Jeff say, "And besides, its all your fault."

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 24, 2025 04:22 PM (YlWIZ)

155 Hi Peaches! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: fd at December 24, 2025 04:22 PM (vFG9F)

156
Tiny Tim Walz needs a forensic audit on his personal wealth. There is no way someone who allowed 8 billion dollars in fraud didn't wet his beak and end up with some of it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 24, 2025 04:22 PM (IifOV)

157 I can tell you what the Somalis in Minnesota are doing with their ill gotten gains. They're buying up suburban real estate...and, somehow....miraculously, they are paying for new homes with cash. It's like it just appeared out of thin air.

I still think we need to get a betting pool going. Where will the Minnesota Somalis go next now that they are under scrutiny. They're tribal, and will move as a group. It's the closest thing the US has to Gypsies.

I'm betting on San Diego....which already has about 15,000 Somalis at present.

Posted by: Orson at December 24, 2025 04:23 PM (dIske)

158 $24 billion on fighting homelessness...

Cue The Frogman!

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ain't got no home
A no place to roam
Ain't got no home
A no place to roam
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home...

Posted by: Zombie Rush Limbaugh at December 24, 2025 04:23 PM (R/m4+)

159 Years ago I worked at the Greeley CO Walmart. The Somalis would shop late at night. Assholes and bitches. All of them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 24, 2025 04:23 PM (0aYVJ)

160 How does one have ancient literature without a written language?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Only a MAGA white nationalist supremacist would pose such a dispicably suggestive question.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (XeU6L)

161 Lieutenant Columbo was actually Somalian.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (QGaXH)

162
What did people call Somalis before they invented the lightbulb?
Posted by: Boss Moss


Darkies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (pkeXY)

163 Meanwhile: Somalis, who were let into this country in the 90s, were apparently the heroes of Lexington and Concord.

-----------

Old & Busted: The 1619 Project -- The Slaves who founded America
New Hotness: The 1776 Project -- The Founding of the USA (United Somalis of America).

Everything Male, Pale, and Stale is New Again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (hFCFR)

164 Lies, theft, envy, rape, murder, idolatry are the pagan path progressives walk. Guess who teaches the opposite.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 24, 2025 04:24 PM (YlWIZ)

165 >>The vaunted SDNY office "found" these documents.

>>"Sat on" is probably more accurate.

The head of the FBI SDNY office was forced to resign for hiding Epstein documents back when all of this was getting started.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2025 04:25 PM (viF8m)

166 Peaches ?!

Great Heavens, ma'am! Howdy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

167 Nood games people play.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 24, 2025 04:25 PM (EXyHK)

168 How does one have ancient literature without a written language?
Posted by: Boss Moss


This one is easy, Rock art!
Just like our native American weird splotches they call petroglyphs and pictographs. Dummy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 24, 2025 04:27 PM (abIsI)

169 Lieutenant Columbo was actually Somalian.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
--------

Actually, that would explain why he was always asking about people's shoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:27 PM (XeU6L)

170 I am thinking of openly endorsing and supporting White Supremacy. The left cite white supremacy for pretty much everything that I support.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2025 04:28 PM (PWcY+)

171 Years ago I worked at the Greeley CO Walmart. The Somalis would shop late at night. Assholes and bitches. All of them.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at December 24, 2025 04:23 PM (0aYVJ)

My old man was an engineer at a facility in a far-flung place on another continent, where they had a lot of Somali workers.

This was a very remote facility where most people lived in barracks, but my old man's only demand was that be housed away from the Somalis until his private quarters could be arranged.

He wasn't a fan, and he likes most people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

172 I posted about the NY Post story of the SDNY "finding " the Epstein files. Can't wait to hear asshole Massie and the Dems screaming about the Trump administration not meeting the deadline. The leftists infesting the DoJ will do everything they can to jam up the works. Those who scream at Bondi , and I'm not the biggest fan, have got to get understand what the Trump administration is up against

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (2vrAX)

173 >>> Tiny Tim Walz needs a forensic audit on his personal wealth. There is no way someone who allowed 8 billion dollars in fraud didn't wet his beak and end up with some of it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 24, 2025 04:22 PM (IifOV)


I'm starting to think that there is something else being offered people besides money. The walzes honeymooned in commie china. Their marriage celebrated the 5th anniversary of tiananmen square. There is something else going on there.

Being a glorious soldier in mao's revolution? Do people really get off on that? There something else going on beyond obvious money and power. Revenge?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 24, 2025 04:29 PM (3uBP9)

174 I am thinking of openly endorsing and supporting White Supremacy. The left cite white supremacy for pretty much everything that I support.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
--------
I've been thinking about a T-shirt that says 'Christian Nationalist'. They are probably available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

175 Ace shared Kamala clips, two days in a row. Yesterday the cackle today, the scold. What a ghastly future we dodged.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 24, 2025 04:31 PM (Z/jA7)

176 Whew. Finished making the potato sausage, now three hours at 180 and I will be ready for Christmas eve dinner.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 04:31 PM (0U5gm)

177 Kamala, the most qualified candidate ever? Sorry toots, but blowin choad isn't part of the job.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 24, 2025 04:33 PM (PWcY+)

178 When I tried to marry my sister, I learned the Minnesota constitution forbids inbreeding. Who knew?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (nljXp)

179 I cannot find a single somali that was not a net negative for this country. Not one.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Posted by: Lizzy


She's in Britain, I believe. If she has moved here, she is the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 24, 2025 04:34 PM (0U5gm)

180 I remember a time in 2016 when Jonah Goldberg hated Trump because of his "shady dealings". He certainly has evolved when he is now perfectly fine with any shady dealings of Democrats or anyone else who is not Trump.

Posted by: Decaf at December 24, 2025 04:35 PM (Z8jzG)

181 I never get any credit.
Posted by: Oliver Heaviside

Retarded-American Walz is a bit on the heavyside

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (uTmUk)

182 Whenever I say how the Romans built highways, aqua ducts and the Colosseum while the rest of the world was shitting in bushes and drinking ditchwater, I'm paraphrasing Mussolini.

When I point out that the closest other peoples came to civilization is when the Romans took them as slaves, Mussolini says "whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it down a notch piasan!"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 24, 2025 04:38 PM (wBaIH)

183 Can I pick 'em or what? Cackle cackle cackle

Posted by: Kamala at December 24, 2025 04:41 PM (C9oTe)

184 I've been thinking about a T-shirt that says 'Christian Nationalist'. They are probably available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 24, 2025 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

I'd be fine with "Pink Is a Color, Too"

Posted by: Peaches at December 24, 2025 04:43 PM (2HfbY)

185 Little known fact: Einstein was a Somali. Moved to Europe after developing his theory of special relativity, which was immediately recognized as obviously true by the Somali community.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 24, 2025 05:10 PM (XMwZJ)

186 Walz is as irresponsible as News Scam here in California

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 24, 2025 05:17 PM (FLiOE)

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